WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.120 --> 00:00:02.839 A strange little man from Marge dropped down to the 2 00:00:02.919 --> 00:00:06.599 earth from the stars, as if people would gape at 3 00:00:06.599 --> 00:00:09.560 this weary little shape he screwing through little mouth about 4 00:00:09.560 --> 00:00:10.839 the size of a grape. 5 00:00:11.439 --> 00:00:13.839 You won't know what you're missing if you go see Norwich, 6 00:00:17.679 --> 00:00:19.079 transcribed from Hollywood. 7 00:00:19.160 --> 00:00:23.039 Nargia division of Fort Warner originators and world's largest manufacturers 8 00:00:23.039 --> 00:00:27.800 of South defrosting refrigerators, Manufacturers of America's most modern automatic 9 00:00:27.800 --> 00:00:31.120 and ringer washers, gas and electric ranges, water heaters and 10 00:00:31.160 --> 00:00:50.759 home freezers. Norge presents the Red Skeleton Show with Red Skelton, 11 00:00:50.840 --> 00:00:53.960 David Rows His Orchestra, Lorene Tunnel, Patickee and Vick Ryan. 12 00:00:53.880 --> 00:00:54.560 And Gene Theater. 13 00:00:54.640 --> 00:01:09.000 Will be me Rod O'Connor now the Star Wars program. 14 00:01:09.560 --> 00:01:21.640 Red Skelton, thank you, good evening, Ladies and gentlemen. Hi, 15 00:01:21.640 --> 00:01:23.719 you're ridd Say you look like you had trouble with 16 00:01:23.760 --> 00:01:27.840 your income tax? Yeah, I got Claude Bob Barry yesterday. 17 00:01:28.239 --> 00:01:29.040 What's the difference? 18 00:01:32.480 --> 00:01:32.680 Hey? 19 00:01:32.680 --> 00:01:34.799 I tried to figure out my income tax all by myself, 20 00:01:34.840 --> 00:01:37.120 and every time I got the same answer nineteen. 21 00:01:36.799 --> 00:01:41.719 Bushel, Why did gm A man do it for you? 22 00:01:41.920 --> 00:01:43.560 Ed? Well? I finally had to I went to one 23 00:01:43.560 --> 00:01:45.400 of those tax experts, you know, one of the kinds 24 00:01:45.439 --> 00:01:46.040 of the glasses. 25 00:01:46.040 --> 00:01:46.799 It always looks like he. 26 00:01:47.120 --> 00:01:52.120 Looks at you like he's saying you're hiding something on you. See, 27 00:01:52.120 --> 00:01:53.680 those two forums have been fill out this year. They 28 00:01:53.719 --> 00:01:57.920 got a picture of Alcatraz with a big question. Tell me, 29 00:01:57.920 --> 00:02:01.040 didn't image and ravel things? All right? Oh yeah, he unraveled. Okay, 30 00:02:01.040 --> 00:02:01.920 but now he's tied up. 31 00:02:02.120 --> 00:02:05.599 Not well, I hear your uncle pays a very high rate. 32 00:02:05.640 --> 00:02:07.560 How come Well, that's because this year he lost one 33 00:02:07.560 --> 00:02:09.879 of his biggest dependents. 34 00:02:09.719 --> 00:02:11.000 It's too bad. What happened? 35 00:02:11.680 --> 00:02:18.159 The bartender passed on? Maybe i'm those income tax reports. 36 00:02:18.159 --> 00:02:19.080 There's a lot of trouble, you know. 37 00:02:19.159 --> 00:02:21.000 Right, Yeah, ain't you glad you worked for me? Now? 38 00:02:21.159 --> 00:02:24.080 No no tax, no trouble, no income. 39 00:02:24.280 --> 00:02:28.000 Yeah. 40 00:02:28.080 --> 00:02:30.000 So you know, if you're interested, I have a friend 41 00:02:30.000 --> 00:02:31.840 who knows way to say to you about fifteen hundred 42 00:02:31.840 --> 00:02:32.800 dollars on your income tax. 43 00:02:33.080 --> 00:02:33.840 I'd like to see him. 44 00:02:34.000 --> 00:02:35.960 No, I can talk to him tomorrow. Visiting hours are 45 00:02:35.960 --> 00:02:40.960 between one and four, don't Most people pay their tax 46 00:02:41.000 --> 00:02:41.360 on time. 47 00:02:41.400 --> 00:02:43.039 But anybody who pays a month ahead of to get 48 00:02:43.080 --> 00:02:43.639 a metal. 49 00:02:43.439 --> 00:02:45.120 Pend on him, they have to glue it on you. 50 00:02:45.319 --> 00:02:46.039 Nothing left the pen. 51 00:02:48.039 --> 00:02:51.240 I paid my taxes on time, you did, Yeah, one 52 00:02:51.280 --> 00:02:54.360 dollar down fifty cents a week. Everybody should pay their 53 00:02:54.400 --> 00:02:55.719 taxes with a smile. 54 00:02:55.879 --> 00:02:57.360 That's right, But they still want money. 55 00:02:57.639 --> 00:02:58.879 Trust. 56 00:02:59.000 --> 00:03:01.159 Well, my brother had a little trouble about his income tax. 57 00:03:01.199 --> 00:03:02.719 He told the government he couldn't pay it because his 58 00:03:02.840 --> 00:03:05.800 business was on the rock. Well, how's business now still 59 00:03:05.800 --> 00:03:11.439 on the rocks? He's still there with It's also confusing 60 00:03:11.439 --> 00:03:14.159 this year, ed, do you know what a curt tax is? 61 00:03:14.479 --> 00:03:16.800 Should have a special tact for a super deluxe tax 62 00:03:16.840 --> 00:03:20.960 if you sort of have to address it formally. Tax 63 00:03:24.719 --> 00:03:27.479 I found something else through a man and wife has 64 00:03:27.479 --> 00:03:28.759 to make out a joint in return. 65 00:03:29.680 --> 00:03:31.479 I mean that both file separate. 66 00:03:31.120 --> 00:03:34.680 Incomes in one account. Yeah, they made a joint return. 67 00:03:34.719 --> 00:03:39.919 She had, rubber lady, what's your definition of income tax? 68 00:03:40.240 --> 00:03:40.960 My definition? 69 00:03:41.639 --> 00:03:43.360 Well, I'll tell you something what I think you know? 70 00:03:43.439 --> 00:03:44.599 I fill out the estimate tax. 71 00:03:44.719 --> 00:03:45.599 Yeah, but I. 72 00:03:45.599 --> 00:03:46.759 Didn't sign my name to it. 73 00:03:46.879 --> 00:03:47.360 No. 74 00:03:47.360 --> 00:03:49.400 Now, I figured, if I'm gonna guess what I'm gonna earn, 75 00:03:49.479 --> 00:04:01.039 let them guess who's earning it. Gene Canter things. Life 76 00:04:01.360 --> 00:04:02.319 is a beautiful thing. 77 00:04:09.520 --> 00:04:13.680 I'm so in love. I know it's love, but life 78 00:04:13.840 --> 00:04:15.599 is a beautiful thing. 79 00:04:16.639 --> 00:04:19.879 I don't want to leave or taste. 80 00:04:20.199 --> 00:04:21.839 I want what you said. 81 00:04:21.879 --> 00:04:25.240 With my heart is life. 82 00:04:25.639 --> 00:04:29.680 I have the right to on a Sunday swing. 83 00:04:30.639 --> 00:04:34.639 Why if I put the trouble, I've blot like a bubble. 84 00:04:34.319 --> 00:04:36.639 Because life is about this. 85 00:04:39.480 --> 00:04:45.000 As my walk today and hurry, I say, look up, guys. 86 00:04:45.399 --> 00:04:45.720 Clear. 87 00:04:46.879 --> 00:04:50.240 I feel I was born this beautiful. 88 00:04:49.759 --> 00:04:52.360 Man, and I'm glad to be. 89 00:05:00.720 --> 00:05:01.920 Beautiful thing. 90 00:05:03.120 --> 00:05:06.240 I don't want to wait to sing or taste. 91 00:05:06.600 --> 00:05:07.519 I want what he. 92 00:05:07.600 --> 00:05:16.120 Says to sweet. 93 00:05:16.920 --> 00:05:19.800 Why if if the trouble, I don't mind. 94 00:05:19.879 --> 00:05:21.480 My father's like this. 95 00:05:25.680 --> 00:05:29.240 On my way to the bruise this day, the words 96 00:05:29.399 --> 00:05:34.040 they see my tom with me, my smile at. 97 00:05:33.920 --> 00:05:37.160 The rolls, and somehow it not the same. 98 00:05:37.199 --> 00:05:42.519 Lessly something to. 99 00:05:45.480 --> 00:05:46.079 I'm like this. 100 00:05:46.639 --> 00:05:51.000 You mustn't see why if I took the troubles. 101 00:05:50.680 --> 00:05:52.120 I don't like my father. 102 00:05:52.319 --> 00:06:10.959 Because you wouldn't put up with a car that didn't 103 00:06:10.959 --> 00:06:13.519 have a windshield wiper. Why should you put up with 104 00:06:13.600 --> 00:06:17.040 a refrigerator that doesn't wipe away its own frost. Of 105 00:06:17.120 --> 00:06:20.759 course you want a self defrosting refrigerator. Everybody does, and 106 00:06:20.839 --> 00:06:23.839 for self defrosting, it it's fastest and finest. Take a 107 00:06:23.879 --> 00:06:27.079 look at the new Norde Jet self defroster. This new 108 00:06:27.160 --> 00:06:29.959 Norg melts frost so fast, even ice cream stays hard 109 00:06:29.959 --> 00:06:32.959 in the big cross top freezer. And Norch doesn't depend 110 00:06:33.000 --> 00:06:37.199 on arbitrary cycles to start defrosting. Norge defrosts itself every 111 00:06:37.279 --> 00:06:39.240 night on schedule, whether you're at home to open the 112 00:06:39.279 --> 00:06:42.759 refrigerator door or not. And Lorge defrosting is so clean, 113 00:06:42.879 --> 00:06:46.160 no hidden grain pipes to clogger corrode. There are other 114 00:06:46.240 --> 00:06:49.759 self defrosting refrigerators now, even some good ones. But wouldn't 115 00:06:49.759 --> 00:06:53.040 you expect the originators and world's largest manufacturers of self 116 00:06:53.040 --> 00:06:56.800 defrosting refrigerators. That's Nord, you know, to have perfected the 117 00:06:56.839 --> 00:06:59.680 best system. Why not go over to your Norge dealers 118 00:06:59.680 --> 00:07:02.600 and see see the new Jet south de froster. You 119 00:07:02.639 --> 00:07:10.040 won't know what you're missing if you don't see Nords 120 00:07:11.879 --> 00:07:14.600 from the skeleton scrap book up satire tonight we present 121 00:07:14.720 --> 00:07:17.439 the circuit and one of the most colorful persons is 122 00:07:17.480 --> 00:07:21.279 the Barker. So let's look in on baliverer Shagnasty, who's 123 00:07:21.319 --> 00:07:26.879 on one of the side shows. 124 00:07:28.319 --> 00:07:31.519 Hurry, hurry, hurry, a Biggie signed show in the world 125 00:07:31.600 --> 00:07:36.240 a sign can sent the only most unusual monsthropty inside 126 00:07:36.279 --> 00:07:39.480 this tent. See the ubangi the only coil in the 127 00:07:39.480 --> 00:07:42.279 whale who can seal a envelope after it's been dropped 128 00:07:42.279 --> 00:07:47.000 in the letterbox. See the rubber Man who was captured and. 129 00:07:47.040 --> 00:07:47.800 Act for Ohio. 130 00:07:50.959 --> 00:07:56.839 He walked thirty thousand miles without a refrench. Sounds like 131 00:07:56.879 --> 00:08:00.680 the rubber Man just had a blowout. Here he comes, 132 00:08:04.680 --> 00:08:07.199 mister shack nasty, I'm quitting. I'll calm down. We ain't 133 00:08:07.199 --> 00:08:08.519 stop bouncing up and down like that. 134 00:08:08.560 --> 00:08:10.560 Now tell me what happened, boy, I just had to 135 00:08:10.560 --> 00:08:13.040 blow out. And it's a strong man's fault. Every time 136 00:08:13.079 --> 00:08:14.759 he writes a letter and makes a mistake, he uses 137 00:08:14.759 --> 00:08:15.600 me for an eraser. 138 00:08:17.519 --> 00:08:19.120 From the looks of that hole, he made quite a 139 00:08:19.160 --> 00:08:22.399 few mistakes, so I don't feel too badly. You should 140 00:08:22.519 --> 00:08:23.519 be willing to cooperate. 141 00:08:23.560 --> 00:08:25.279 After all, you can't walk out on the frinking. 142 00:08:25.800 --> 00:08:28.160 I'm sorry, I'm going, but I'll wait a minute. 143 00:08:28.199 --> 00:08:30.600 Foul who rescue the Night? This guy that tries it? 144 00:08:30.720 --> 00:08:34.639 Who rescued the Knight? My tongu get present on my ices. 145 00:08:34.679 --> 00:08:36.039 I can't see what I'm saying, after. 146 00:08:38.879 --> 00:08:42.000 Who rescued the knight? Who rescued you the knight? 147 00:08:42.200 --> 00:08:44.399 Yes, guy writes another line like. 148 00:08:44.320 --> 00:08:50.240 That, he's going, I'm sorry, I'm going, I'll go with you. 149 00:08:53.360 --> 00:08:56.200 Don't wait a minute, fouls, you can't leave. Who saved 150 00:08:56.240 --> 00:08:56.720 you the night? 151 00:09:00.320 --> 00:09:02.320 And the guy tried to wrap you around his rims? 152 00:09:03.159 --> 00:09:06.960 I did? Who introduced you to them? Pretty white sidewall tires? 153 00:09:07.320 --> 00:09:07.720 I did? 154 00:09:08.080 --> 00:09:09.200 I'm sorry, but I'm leaving. 155 00:09:12.480 --> 00:09:13.399 This is the only tint in. 156 00:09:13.399 --> 00:09:27.960 The world with the door on it. 157 00:09:30.960 --> 00:09:32.919 Well, see, now, what are you gonna do for a 158 00:09:33.000 --> 00:09:33.759 star attraction? 159 00:09:34.039 --> 00:09:35.840 Shall I were premature train? 160 00:09:36.039 --> 00:09:36.200 Yeah? 161 00:09:36.200 --> 00:09:36.720 I let him go. 162 00:09:36.840 --> 00:09:38.879 I always thought he was a little synthetic rubber man. 163 00:09:38.799 --> 00:09:41.960 At that still got the tight wirewalker? 164 00:09:42.320 --> 00:09:43.159 No, he is. 165 00:09:43.279 --> 00:09:44.440 You see he had an accident. 166 00:09:45.440 --> 00:09:47.279 The wire was too tight and he won. 167 00:09:49.639 --> 00:09:51.240 Here comes the customers, stamp right up. 168 00:09:51.279 --> 00:09:53.679 But I'm ten cents see the biggest hint in the 169 00:09:53.720 --> 00:10:00.600 world with nothing going on inside of her? Hell, how 170 00:10:00.679 --> 00:10:01.279 many pleas? 171 00:10:02.320 --> 00:10:03.679 And I'm gonna buy a chickens. 172 00:10:03.960 --> 00:10:06.519 I want to see the boss. Well, your opticals are 173 00:10:06.600 --> 00:10:10.039 fixed on him right now. I was like a job. 174 00:10:10.320 --> 00:10:15.080 I'm sorry, but we don't need any steak drivers. I'm 175 00:10:15.120 --> 00:10:17.120 a performer and you're fourteen? 176 00:10:18.519 --> 00:10:20.559 What I said you're fourteen? 177 00:10:21.279 --> 00:10:22.919 Oh no, I'm only certain one. 178 00:10:25.559 --> 00:10:27.639 I mean, what is your special thing? Oh? 179 00:10:28.360 --> 00:10:30.440 I do a jitterbug dance with an elephant. 180 00:10:33.679 --> 00:10:35.399 A jitterbug dance with an elephant. 181 00:10:35.600 --> 00:10:37.559 Yeah, and with g I shoes on. 182 00:10:39.080 --> 00:10:43.759 Hey, that's quite a novelty. Hey, buckethead, get some publicity 183 00:10:43.840 --> 00:10:44.360 for this girl. 184 00:10:44.519 --> 00:10:45.240 What is your name? 185 00:10:45.519 --> 00:10:46.080 Flink hot? 186 00:10:46.519 --> 00:10:46.720 Yeah? 187 00:10:47.600 --> 00:10:47.840 Are you? 188 00:10:50.799 --> 00:10:54.000 I shoes your buckethead? 189 00:10:55.039 --> 00:10:58.039 Get this out, notify all newspapers. Got the biggest novelty 190 00:10:58.120 --> 00:11:00.000 of all times since the time I charged the diamon 191 00:11:00.039 --> 00:11:02.679 to see a sleep on steak. Okay, see, I'll get 192 00:11:02.759 --> 00:11:04.559 right on it. Yeah, you're gonna make a fortune. 193 00:11:04.559 --> 00:11:05.399 Now, what is an elephant? 194 00:11:06.360 --> 00:11:07.799 What your elephant? 195 00:11:07.840 --> 00:11:09.600 You know? That big rubber cow with two tails? 196 00:11:09.639 --> 00:11:12.399 You know you got none of the circus. 197 00:11:13.039 --> 00:11:14.559 Well none that's been dancing lately. 198 00:11:14.679 --> 00:11:17.879 You. Oh, well, I can teach them. I talked to 199 00:11:17.879 --> 00:11:19.799 my mother and free lessons, and if I can teach her, 200 00:11:19.960 --> 00:11:20.960 I can teach an elephant. 201 00:11:22.000 --> 00:11:23.200 Well, come on, it's over here. 202 00:11:23.440 --> 00:11:27.720 Carefully you don't clip over them looks. I'd just say, 203 00:11:27.960 --> 00:11:29.120 get up, let me dust you up. 204 00:11:31.320 --> 00:11:33.600 Now over here's the elephant when they bite. 205 00:11:34.200 --> 00:11:37.279 Well, not if you don't fight. Three here, who'll get 206 00:11:37.320 --> 00:11:38.960 this bucket full of water? We ain't get this morning. 207 00:11:39.000 --> 00:11:39.799 We can't hit a queens. 208 00:11:39.879 --> 00:11:43.840 Gee, this is kind of thrilling. Well here you are, 209 00:11:44.279 --> 00:11:45.080 come on drinking. 210 00:11:47.039 --> 00:11:48.039 It's rot spetition. 211 00:11:56.000 --> 00:11:57.799 I'm just trying to give it to his suitcase. 212 00:12:03.039 --> 00:12:05.639 Then let me give it to him in you are, 213 00:12:05.759 --> 00:12:06.559 come both drink that. 214 00:12:08.960 --> 00:12:12.720 Oh he's pouring all over me? 215 00:12:13.960 --> 00:12:14.559 Did that to me? 216 00:12:14.679 --> 00:12:15.240 I tie here? 217 00:12:15.360 --> 00:12:20.960 Snooping enough? Oh it's all over me? Now I told 218 00:12:21.000 --> 00:12:21.679 you what I do. 219 00:12:24.000 --> 00:12:25.159 There? That will take you? 220 00:12:26.679 --> 00:12:29.440 What heaven? I can't breathe well, no, wonder he's died. 221 00:12:29.519 --> 00:12:35.240 You're snooping or not? I'll take he don't hit that elephant. 222 00:12:35.279 --> 00:12:37.799 Look out, he's gonna roll over on you. Yeah, come 223 00:12:37.840 --> 00:12:39.559 on here, get up off of her, Get off off 224 00:12:39.600 --> 00:12:39.759 of it. 225 00:12:39.879 --> 00:12:40.519 Come on, get up. 226 00:12:40.919 --> 00:12:43.120 You're all right, lady. I guess so good. 227 00:12:43.279 --> 00:12:45.799 Heaven, look at you. I'm gonna make a fortune. Step 228 00:12:45.879 --> 00:12:48.960 right up, folks, the dme fen say see the human pancake. 229 00:12:49.039 --> 00:13:01.799 Going chapter thirty three, The circus comes to town. When 230 00:13:01.840 --> 00:13:04.039 the circus hits a small town, it brings out all 231 00:13:04.120 --> 00:13:06.279 the citizens, especially Clem. 232 00:13:06.519 --> 00:13:07.559 The fellow from the country. 233 00:13:32.080 --> 00:13:35.120 There's something about a tailor. There's something about a sailor. 234 00:13:35.320 --> 00:13:41.679 There's something about a sailor that is blonde, blonde bon well, 235 00:13:41.759 --> 00:13:44.720 he's tasting rainbows and tasting anything. 236 00:13:44.759 --> 00:13:49.759 It's got curves. Boy on my way to the circus. Boy, 237 00:13:49.840 --> 00:13:53.159 I wonder if that bearded lady fill with him, or 238 00:13:53.200 --> 00:13:57.879 maybe he joined the Marines banws Well, I hope they 239 00:13:57.919 --> 00:13:59.600 don't offer me a job with the circuits. The game 240 00:13:59.720 --> 00:14:00.799 to be the dog face boy. 241 00:14:02.279 --> 00:14:04.200 Everybody knows I ain't a boy no more. 242 00:14:05.759 --> 00:14:09.159 That has a circus train unloading. Oh there's old flim pickings. 243 00:14:09.200 --> 00:14:11.000 Th Hello, clam, howdy howdy. 244 00:14:11.200 --> 00:14:12.440 Is quite a big show in it. 245 00:14:12.840 --> 00:14:14.000 I'd like the circus I was with. 246 00:14:14.200 --> 00:14:15.759 You, was with a circuit boy. 247 00:14:15.759 --> 00:14:17.039 I'd like to have a job with one. 248 00:14:17.480 --> 00:14:19.240 Yeah. I was just talking to the manager and he 249 00:14:19.279 --> 00:14:20.519 says they need a lion trainer. 250 00:14:21.039 --> 00:14:23.600 They do, looks like they still need one. 251 00:14:25.639 --> 00:14:26.360 They're not strong. 252 00:14:26.480 --> 00:14:28.440 If you just pretend you don't see them, they'll run away. 253 00:14:28.639 --> 00:14:30.840 Yeah, they'll run probably tell the other lines what they 254 00:14:30.879 --> 00:14:33.799 found for dinner. I'd rather be a clown. 255 00:14:34.080 --> 00:14:37.759 Already got something there so you could save money. Oh well, clown, 256 00:14:37.799 --> 00:14:39.879 spend five and six dollars a month for makeup. 257 00:14:40.320 --> 00:14:41.320 You wouldn't need any. 258 00:14:43.840 --> 00:14:47.120 Oh, I wouldn't say that because I sleep on my 259 00:14:47.200 --> 00:14:49.200 face at night. Keep them staring the covers all the sudden. 260 00:14:53.360 --> 00:14:56.399 Now you ain't seen no grotesque boy, you ain't seen nothing. 261 00:14:56.639 --> 00:14:57.600 You want to see something else. 262 00:14:57.879 --> 00:14:59.600 Get a hold of this girl that's walking to this way, 263 00:14:59.759 --> 00:15:02.879 probably little freaks with the shoulder. Well how you play? 264 00:15:17.679 --> 00:15:18.039 I am? 265 00:15:18.720 --> 00:15:20.799 Why are you always so surprised to see me? 266 00:15:21.159 --> 00:15:23.000 I don't know. I can never remember who you are? 267 00:15:23.039 --> 00:15:23.799 And don't you speak? 268 00:15:25.000 --> 00:15:27.039 Where have you been waiting at home for you? 269 00:15:27.519 --> 00:15:29.600 Well, it wasn't my fault. I took a street car. 270 00:15:29.799 --> 00:15:32.159 These and the things set there for three hours. It 271 00:15:32.279 --> 00:15:32.879 didn't move. 272 00:15:33.200 --> 00:15:33.879 They didn't move. 273 00:15:34.120 --> 00:15:35.600 Yeah, didn't the passengers complain? 274 00:15:36.200 --> 00:15:38.879 No, a bunch of dope. They gets set there drinking 275 00:15:38.919 --> 00:15:40.279 and eating corporie. 276 00:15:45.360 --> 00:15:45.519 Lay. 277 00:15:47.480 --> 00:15:48.879 That was a lunch wagon. 278 00:15:49.600 --> 00:15:54.080 It was well, no wonder the conductor gave me a hamburger. 279 00:15:55.759 --> 00:15:57.919 You get any free passes to the surface yet, No, 280 00:15:58.039 --> 00:15:59.039 I ain't tried to get a job. 281 00:15:59.279 --> 00:16:00.279 I'm gonna travel them. 282 00:16:00.440 --> 00:16:02.039 Oh, now you couldn't get a job with the church. 283 00:16:02.080 --> 00:16:05.639 Is your way unusual enough? You gotta have three heads 284 00:16:05.679 --> 00:16:09.039 and twenty toes nowadays three heads and twenty two yeah. 285 00:16:09.360 --> 00:16:12.320 Oh, get my look, three toes shorts. 286 00:16:15.080 --> 00:16:17.840 That guy motionally with that over there back out of 287 00:16:17.879 --> 00:16:18.799 the trucks are coming. 288 00:16:18.919 --> 00:16:21.000 Oh hey, what kind of an animals do this? And 289 00:16:21.039 --> 00:16:21.639 that truck there? 290 00:16:21.720 --> 00:16:25.200 There's a sign on the side t I c s chickens. 291 00:16:25.320 --> 00:16:27.399 Oh them pretty mean? When things are. 292 00:16:29.600 --> 00:16:30.639 All right over. 293 00:16:32.360 --> 00:16:34.399 A wait a minute there, yeah, yeah, git a minute. 294 00:16:34.440 --> 00:16:36.759 I'm slim pickens and beb. Kelly asked me to find 295 00:16:36.799 --> 00:16:37.639 him a lion traighter. 296 00:16:37.840 --> 00:16:39.000 Well there he is. 297 00:16:39.080 --> 00:16:40.960 Oh clam, you ain't going in okay to the lion 298 00:16:41.039 --> 00:16:42.519 are you? Are you not brave? 299 00:16:42.799 --> 00:16:45.799 I'm as brave as they come. And when they get there, 300 00:16:46.120 --> 00:16:46.639 I'm going. 301 00:16:49.120 --> 00:16:51.399 I've been rehearsing on how to hypnotize animals, you know, 302 00:16:51.440 --> 00:16:52.480 I got them all figured out. 303 00:16:52.480 --> 00:16:54.120 I've got everything on the farm square to me. 304 00:16:54.879 --> 00:16:56.600 Man, it comes to man at you now? I missed 305 00:16:56.600 --> 00:16:57.039 the island. 306 00:16:57.200 --> 00:16:58.840 Yes, what is it? I don't make it a half 307 00:16:58.879 --> 00:16:59.960 to speak into the help of what is? 308 00:17:00.320 --> 00:17:02.639 Well? This fellow wants a job as a lion writer. 309 00:17:03.879 --> 00:17:05.200 I ain't had no experience. 310 00:17:05.359 --> 00:17:06.440 Oh that's quite all right. 311 00:17:06.519 --> 00:17:08.440 The lines won't know all the difference to them. 312 00:17:08.519 --> 00:17:09.359 A man's a man. 313 00:17:11.240 --> 00:17:14.759 Well, how much do you pay? You had a laugh there, 314 00:17:14.839 --> 00:17:15.799 but she stepped right on it. 315 00:17:17.839 --> 00:17:19.039 You have no sympathy for you? 316 00:17:19.160 --> 00:17:22.559 Now, Well, I paid ten dollars a day of funeral expenses. 317 00:17:25.039 --> 00:17:28.000 That's a cheerful way of looking at I won't let 318 00:17:28.079 --> 00:17:28.319 you do it. 319 00:17:28.440 --> 00:17:30.720 It's all right to be silly, but you overdo it. 320 00:17:31.559 --> 00:17:35.119 LI ain't afraid them. Lines won't scared me. They can't 321 00:17:35.119 --> 00:17:36.640 get any scareder than I am. Right. 322 00:17:37.559 --> 00:17:39.519 I don't come over to the line wagon. I'll let 323 00:17:39.559 --> 00:17:41.519 you get inside with them. Social be use of them 324 00:17:41.559 --> 00:17:44.559 by showtime. You know you getting time to digest me 325 00:17:44.640 --> 00:17:45.440 before showtime. 326 00:17:46.519 --> 00:17:49.000 That's too fast burying, Sam. 327 00:17:49.079 --> 00:17:51.720 Now I'm a warning you. It's their lions to you 328 00:17:51.799 --> 00:17:52.440 in a little bit. 329 00:17:52.960 --> 00:17:54.000 So one part. 330 00:17:54.039 --> 00:17:56.440 If you come over to my house for sympathy. 331 00:18:00.839 --> 00:18:03.640 Well out that you're away from the crowd. That line 332 00:18:03.680 --> 00:18:07.039 you're going to work when he's seventy five years old, Oh, 333 00:18:07.160 --> 00:18:09.319 he says, gentle as a baby, and here we are. 334 00:18:11.200 --> 00:18:15.680 Or you believe you're gonna make friends with me? I 335 00:18:15.839 --> 00:18:16.599 do hope he did? 336 00:18:16.640 --> 00:18:20.279 You, Maam, I beg you not to go in that cage. 337 00:18:20.839 --> 00:18:23.559 Here's your whip, and here's your gun. Now just let 338 00:18:23.640 --> 00:18:28.119 him know you're not afraid. Now, go ahead and don't 339 00:18:28.160 --> 00:18:29.640 push me away. Don't poost me. 340 00:18:32.079 --> 00:18:32.759 Here here? 341 00:18:34.160 --> 00:18:35.240 Did you scratch your arm? 342 00:18:35.480 --> 00:18:37.519 Well, either that or I was vaccinated with a rake. 343 00:18:45.119 --> 00:18:47.279 Well, don't let him know that you're afraid. I'm doing 344 00:18:47.359 --> 00:18:49.200 my best behind a very convincing liar. 345 00:18:49.319 --> 00:18:51.960 Boy. Here, I'll set upon. 346 00:18:52.400 --> 00:18:54.279 Come on, set up, let up, or I'll hit you 347 00:18:54.359 --> 00:18:54.799 in this rip. 348 00:18:54.839 --> 00:18:57.839 Come on, fuck you away? He stopping. I'll set up, 349 00:18:57.880 --> 00:18:58.640 but give me my whip. 350 00:18:58.720 --> 00:19:03.559 Fire, Sam, You got him convinced that you're not afraid. 351 00:19:03.839 --> 00:19:04.079 Good. 352 00:19:04.559 --> 00:19:06.519 Now here's the act you do. First, you stick your 353 00:19:06.559 --> 00:19:08.759 head in his mouth. Then for a non car you'll 354 00:19:08.839 --> 00:19:09.640 let the lion stick his. 355 00:19:09.680 --> 00:19:16.480 Head in your mouth. Well my mouth ain't that big. 356 00:19:17.160 --> 00:19:18.400 By then it won't matter. 357 00:19:22.480 --> 00:19:25.759 Get away from that, get away? Oh you boy? 358 00:19:26.000 --> 00:19:28.240 Yeah, I'm here trying out the new boy for that 359 00:19:28.319 --> 00:19:29.319 act with old Goliath. 360 00:19:29.880 --> 00:19:32.000 Hey, that ain't Goliath, that's a new lad. 361 00:19:32.519 --> 00:19:34.000 Goliath died last night. 362 00:19:34.359 --> 00:19:38.000 Oh he tells me, open the door. 363 00:19:38.200 --> 00:19:38.920 I take it easy. 364 00:19:39.000 --> 00:19:40.960 Now, don't let him know you're afraidt you in the 365 00:19:41.000 --> 00:19:44.839 nose that you're fIF Okay, Well, I'll hit you with 366 00:19:44.920 --> 00:19:45.480 my left hand. 367 00:19:47.000 --> 00:19:48.920 Oh well, he's right with my pones like. 368 00:19:59.079 --> 00:20:01.400 The the flying horse. 369 00:21:46.440 --> 00:22:21.920 And now for that weekly homemaker hint from Jane Masters, 370 00:22:22.000 --> 00:22:24.160 co director of the Norge Home Economics Department. 371 00:22:24.680 --> 00:22:27.920 Here's the good kitchen trick. Put a damp towel under 372 00:22:27.960 --> 00:22:30.519 your mixing bowl. It anchors the bowls to the table, 373 00:22:30.559 --> 00:22:32.559 so you have both hands free for mixing. 374 00:22:32.960 --> 00:22:35.799 That reminds me of how Norde refrigerators free both hands. 375 00:22:35.839 --> 00:22:38.279 When you want to put things into the big crosstop freezer. 376 00:22:38.839 --> 00:22:41.240 The door drops down as a handy loading shell and 377 00:22:41.519 --> 00:22:44.359 what a load up to fifty two and a half pounds, 378 00:22:44.400 --> 00:22:47.559 and then you jet self defroster plus more space in 379 00:22:47.640 --> 00:22:50.599 the ChIL tray below. Then there's a big meat keeper 380 00:22:50.680 --> 00:22:53.160 deep enough for a Sunday rose and a full with 381 00:22:53.319 --> 00:22:57.359 crisper with removable dividers, really three crispers in one. There's 382 00:22:57.359 --> 00:23:00.799 a regular pantry of adjustable movable shells. Even the door 383 00:23:00.920 --> 00:23:04.119 has shells. What's an egg neat and the four temperature 384 00:23:04.160 --> 00:23:07.920 butter bank. What's more, you're through with defrosting from now 385 00:23:08.000 --> 00:23:11.440 on for this new Norge jet self depfrostered does it 386 00:23:11.559 --> 00:23:14.480 for you every night in mere minutes see then new 387 00:23:14.559 --> 00:23:16.720 jet models at your Norge dealers, won't you, for you 388 00:23:16.720 --> 00:23:19.079 won't know what you're missing if you don't see nords. 389 00:23:23.519 --> 00:23:26.680 All children love the excitement of the circus, the taste 390 00:23:26.720 --> 00:23:30.160 of lemonade, the animals, the clowns. And no child loves 391 00:23:30.200 --> 00:23:32.799 the circus more than Junior, the mean wittle kid. 392 00:23:37.440 --> 00:23:40.880 Hey, mummy, what you I'm sweeping up around here? Oh goodness, 393 00:23:40.920 --> 00:23:42.720 I don't see how one child to get a place 394 00:23:42.799 --> 00:23:43.400 so dirty. 395 00:23:43.680 --> 00:23:45.720 It ain't easy, but I put my mind to you. 396 00:23:47.240 --> 00:23:48.880 It would be so glad when you grow up. 397 00:23:49.480 --> 00:23:50.119 Thank goodness. 398 00:23:50.119 --> 00:23:51.279 There's only one like you. 399 00:23:51.880 --> 00:23:52.200 Mummy. 400 00:23:52.279 --> 00:23:53.279 Where did I come from? 401 00:23:53.559 --> 00:23:55.799