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Speaker 1: My name is Sandy. This is my beautiful, talented, yet
Speaker 1: somewhat a cerbic wife who is sad in her heart
Speaker 1: today that today is National Pie PII Day and not
Speaker 1: National Pi E Day.
Speaker 2: Truth, that's a fact. Oh my god. I love pie.
Speaker 1: Oh you you. You haven't had pie much lately.
Speaker 3: It just was talking to somebody about key lime pie yesterday,
Speaker 3: really talking about key pie and how it's my favorite.
Speaker 4: It is your favorite.
Speaker 1: So if you could have a pie magically land here
Speaker 1: in the studio by snapping your fingers, it would be pie,
Speaker 1: key lime pie.
Speaker 2: Yep, it that much?
Speaker 1: Ysh oh.
Speaker 3: And I haven't had any in a while, and now
Speaker 3: my mouth just filled up with spit thinking about it
Speaker 3: because now I want it.
Speaker 4: I do not like pie of any kind.
Speaker 3: Like I understand you have a weird thing about texture,
Speaker 3: like a custard pie or putting type pie, but not
Speaker 3: even like an apple pie. No to gelatinous but your
Speaker 3: two and apples are cherry pie.
Speaker 1: No, No, that's the worst. Cherry the worst, and I
Speaker 1: love cherries, don't get me wrong. Pie it's but it's got.
Speaker 1: It's the go that holds everything together inside the pie.
Speaker 1: That's the worst part.
Speaker 2: Magic, it's the power of the pie.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I will argue that I'll take cake any day
Speaker 1: of the week.
Speaker 3: Oh, I feel like your life is so sad without.
Speaker 1: I feel like cake is for the young at heart
Speaker 1: and pie is for the old at heart.
Speaker 2: It is what who?
Speaker 3: What is kind of heart does the person who likes
Speaker 3: to eat them both have? Because that's me a fact,
Speaker 3: I'm helping disease at heart.
Speaker 1: That's what's first thing made you laugh.
Speaker 3: Today, Imagine getting kidnapped with a stuffy nose and they
Speaker 3: tape your mouth up.
Speaker 4: It took me a second.
Speaker 3: You're not worried about if you even kidnapped, that you
Speaker 3: can't breathe. There's nothing worse in not being able to
Speaker 3: breathe out of your nose. Yeah, and like trying to
Speaker 3: chew right, you know, you're trying to eat in your
Speaker 3: noses and you have to like stop in gas, take
Speaker 3: a little gasp of air, and then continue chewing.
Speaker 1: That That funny. Took me a second to get that
Speaker 1: is funny. Kidnapped with your mouth? You know what I've
Speaker 1: never understood. You ever see in movies, like a bad
Speaker 1: guy get someone and they just stuff a towel in their.
Speaker 4: Mouth and you just hit it out right?
Speaker 1: How far in there do you have to push it?
Speaker 1: Do you like go to school to learn how to
Speaker 1: do that?
Speaker 3: Or if they tie like a bandana around your neck
Speaker 3: and it's in your mouth, Yeah, you can still make
Speaker 3: sounds with your mouth. Was it just like for a
Speaker 3: movie effect?
Speaker 4: I guess it is. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I've always wondered about the just
Speaker 1: stuffing a washcloth in someone's mouth.
Speaker 2: Spin it.
Speaker 4: Let me try it with.
Speaker 2: You, and we're not going to do that.
Speaker 4: That would make for a bad radio show.
Speaker 2: It would not be Okay.
Speaker 1: Hey, stick around, We've got more coming up. This is
Speaker 1: the Sandy Show on Austin's eighties station one O three
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Speaker 1: in a free event at south By Southwest, Well, there's
Speaker 1: one going on at the purpleb Studios in Valente, Texas,
Speaker 1: which is just ten minutes away from six twenty and
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Speaker 1: and all day music showcase that has been put together
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Speaker 1: You can also reserve a spot on a party bus
Speaker 1: that'll take you from Austin to the Purplebe Studios. This
Speaker 1: is a great event and something that you're not going
Speaker 1: to get caught up in a lot of the crowds
Speaker 1: at south By Southwest And the best part, it's absolutely
Speaker 1: free and purpleb Studios are fantastic. It's an indoor outdoor
Speaker 1: venue and what they do on the inside part, it's
Speaker 1: a recording studio, so they record the performances and then
Speaker 1: they're going to give away a one of one vinyl
Speaker 1: to one of the members of the audience.
Speaker 4: Check this out.
Speaker 1: It's a great way to spend your Sunday afternoon. Get
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Speaker 1: you what Chris has got coming up in the story
Speaker 1: We Love, want to give a little bit of love
Speaker 1: to one of our web all time big time.
Speaker 3: Listeners, Big time listener, mister Felix. Mister Felix told me
Speaker 3: that he had a birthday present for me. We tried
Speaker 3: to meet up, but sometimes schedules get crazy, so he
Speaker 3: left the gift for me at a certain spot.
Speaker 2: I went inside picked it up.
Speaker 3: It is a photo of our daughterly Injury, standing next
Speaker 3: to Admiral Frank Ketty, Lisa Frank Ketty.
Speaker 4: The director direct Naval Operation.
Speaker 3: Right, she's no longer the director anymore, but we had
Speaker 3: a picture of them together that Sandy posted in.
Speaker 2: Mister Felix printed it and had it framed.
Speaker 4: Is that cool?
Speaker 3: Yes, and loved it for me. Is a gift so
Speaker 3: so nice. Thank you, mister Felix.
Speaker 1: Thank you, mister Felix. You're preciad. It's very very thoughtful
Speaker 1: of you. Yes, it is very very thoughtful.
Speaker 4: Up you.
Speaker 1: Trisa's got a naked foot race story, but chase, Chase,
Speaker 1: Chase story coming up in the story We Love.
Speaker 4: In just a little bit.
Speaker 1: Uh if you guys maybe don't know this, But ever
Speaker 1: since it was announced that Lester Holt is leaving the
Speaker 1: NBC Nightly and as Tricia has been real.
Speaker 2: Sad, so sad in my heart.
Speaker 1: She loves, loves, loves Lester Holt. So we have decided
Speaker 1: that we've When Tricia does the stories we love it's
Speaker 1: from the Lester Holt Studio. Yeah right, she settles into
Speaker 1: the air chair in the Lester Holt studio. Well, one
Speaker 1: of our listeners, Paul Benson, sent me this message yesterday.
Speaker 1: You can text us any time, by the way, seven
Speaker 1: three seven three zero one ninety six hundred, he says,
Speaker 1: recorded this morning when you all were talking about renaming
Speaker 1: your studio, using my radio voice, and this is what he.
Speaker 4: Recorded, Welcome to the Lester Holt Studio. He does have
Speaker 4: a radio voice that's pretty good. Paul.
Speaker 3: You know what it's at the beginning. It's welcoming you
Speaker 3: before I do the story. Because I keep having a
Speaker 3: hard time remembering to say it at the end of
Speaker 3: the story.
Speaker 1: I need Paul to redo that though, and just say
Speaker 1: from the Lester Holt Studio, here's Tricia, Tricia Deliciou and
Speaker 1: anyone else that wants to do that, we will play
Speaker 1: them on the air.
Speaker 3: Yeah maybe, yeah, maybe we should have a contest for
Speaker 3: the Lester Holtz Studio.
Speaker 1: Right, Paul, if you're listening and you can redo that
Speaker 1: and send it to me, please do if you want
Speaker 1: to do it, all you have to do is say
Speaker 1: what do we just.
Speaker 3: Say from from the Lester Holtz Studios. Here's Tricia Delicia.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's it. That's all you have to do, and
Speaker 4: we'll play it on the air.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I wonder if our guide ship who
Speaker 3: made our care don't care song.
Speaker 2: I wonder if he's going to get in on that.
Speaker 2: I bet he will put it to music.
Speaker 4: It'll be pro for sure.
Speaker 2: My gosh, that's hilarious.
Speaker 4: So how do you do that?
Speaker 1: You can text us at seven three seven three zero
Speaker 1: one ninety six hundred d m us on Instagram at
Speaker 1: the Sandy Show Official or Facebook us all right, that's
Speaker 1: at the Sandy Show Radio. And again what you have
Speaker 1: to record it onto your phone. It's simple, just say
Speaker 1: live from the Lester Holt Studios, here's Tricia Delicia.
Speaker 4: His stories. It will get rid of this. Yeah, we've
Speaker 4: had this for four years, five years. Get rid of that.
Speaker 4: We do.
Speaker 3: You need something new, and the hope is that Lester
Speaker 3: Holder he'll hear about it and he'll do it, and
Speaker 3: he'll do it.
Speaker 2: Oh God, I would die.
Speaker 4: Oh I see if I make that happen. That's from me.
Speaker 2: You know your dad went to preschool with Lester Hol.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I went to the same nursery as Lester. Oh,
Speaker 1: my dad worked with Lester Hold.
Speaker 3: That's what it was. Your dad worked with him. I've
Speaker 3: heard that story a million times, and don't how I
Speaker 3: messed that up.
Speaker 4: Okay, here, you have time constraints. You got to move along, cord.
Speaker 2: Okay, here, we're gonna go. We're gonna go quick.
Speaker 3: I told everybody that it's been a while since I
Speaker 3: reported on people doing things naked outside, and it's because
Speaker 3: it's been cold. And my prediction was and when it
Speaker 3: gets warmer, we're going to get more naked stories.
Speaker 2: And we have one.
Speaker 3: A man from Indianapolis is facing four charges after leading
Speaker 3: police on a chase while he was naked. Police were
Speaker 3: called to a car break in and found the guy
Speaker 3: naked inside of a vehicle that.
Speaker 4: Was not his.
Speaker 3: He led them on a fit chase before he was arrested.
Speaker 3: The guy has been charged with theft, unlawful entry of
Speaker 3: a motor vehicle, resisting law enforcement, and disorderly conduct. And
Speaker 3: I feel like there should be a nakedness charge general nakedness.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I like it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Should I do my closing that we did the intro?
Speaker 1: No, you need to do what I almost called you, Liz,
Speaker 1: my sister Tricia. Stories have beginnings, middles, and ends. Okay,
Speaker 1: we've got the beginning. Yeah, got the middle.
Speaker 2: All right, About to end it. From the lester Hold Studios,
Speaker 2: I'm Tricia Delicia.
Speaker 4: Now go more, coming up, more, coming up. One O
Speaker 4: three point one Austin.
Speaker 1: One of the most searched abbreviations or acronyms of the
Speaker 1: year so far. We're gonna tell you, and then when
Speaker 1: we get done with that, I'm gonna share with you
Speaker 1: why I hate an acronym so much. It all goes
Speaker 1: back to my childhood because I was just surrounded by them.
Speaker 4: And I'll tell really weird. I'll tell you why.
Speaker 1: Number one on the list was these are not really
Speaker 1: in order, but here's a bunch of them that were
Speaker 1: searched a lot f a fo f around and find
Speaker 1: out that's might be my favorite one.
Speaker 4: It's usable so often, especially with your kid. I say
Speaker 4: that to our daughter all the time.
Speaker 2: Really, I've never heard you say that.
Speaker 4: You know what?
Speaker 3: Which one our daughter says all the time. PMO pisses
Speaker 3: me off. Oh yeah, she says it. She'll go that PMO.
Speaker 2: And then the other day I said it and I
Speaker 2: was like, oh god, it's happening.
Speaker 4: TBH was also on the list.
Speaker 3: To be honest, Yeah, I RL, but because I like
Speaker 3: to freak our daughter out, I call it the IRL.
Speaker 3: IRL means in real life, and she's like, it's not
Speaker 3: the in real life.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 1: Here's some other of the most searched acronyms. HMU hit
Speaker 1: me up. And I think at a certain age, like
Speaker 1: at my age, I'm I'm matured. I'm a dull, grown, professional,
Speaker 1: handsome man, and I think that's too juvenile, right, Like
Speaker 1: if I'm corresponding with a colleague, business person or something,
Speaker 1: or even a.
Speaker 3: Buddy, Oh, you're not going to text that to them
Speaker 3: or say that tim. Yeah, I'm not going to say HMU.
Speaker 3: But I see all the time on social media ISO
Speaker 3: in search of or IMO. In my opinion, I think
Speaker 3: it's okay, Like LMK, let me know. But I also
Speaker 3: think that you can just make any of them up,
Speaker 3: like I could be like, Sandy, did you FTD?
Speaker 2: Did you feed the dog? Like I could just totally
Speaker 2: make it up.
Speaker 3: But somehow there's this pressure that when you see an acronym,
Speaker 3: you're not cool if you don't know what it stands exactly.
Speaker 3: That's what's stressful, all right, now, that's just some of
Speaker 3: the most search ones. Would you like to know why
Speaker 3: I dislike an acronym so much? Yes, because, as a
Speaker 3: small child and the son of an Air Force officer,
Speaker 3: conversations had all kinds of acronymsman's acronyms, and then because
Speaker 3: the government and the military uses so many acronyms. So
Speaker 3: I'd be sitting at the kitchen table as a small
Speaker 3: Sandy eating orange juice, pork chops and wild rice, which
Speaker 3: I love and still do, and my dad would be
Speaker 3: explaining something on the phone or to my mom or
Speaker 3: something like that.
Speaker 4: I had no idea.
Speaker 2: It's like they're talking in code.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I had no idea what the sink was like
Speaker 1: that was an acronym or something, right, I had no
Speaker 1: idea what he was talking about, And to this day
Speaker 1: it just strikes me nuts when people use acronyms that
Speaker 1: you think they think.
Speaker 3: You know, right, but they say it in a way
Speaker 3: that you feel dumb if you don't know what it is.
Speaker 3: My friend Sean, she and two of my other friends
Speaker 3: are in education. Oh yeah, and when they get together,
Speaker 3: there's a million acronyms in the education world, and they're
Speaker 3: just chatting it up and I'm like, hello, I have
Speaker 3: no idea what code y'all are talking at.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because they're using like PK twelves and just different forms.
Speaker 3: Yes, oh yeah, exactly. It's just part of their vernacular
Speaker 3: being in that field.
Speaker 2: And if you don't know.
Speaker 3: But I hate it when work jargon, you're just expected
Speaker 3: to know, and you somehow feel like you're a nerd
Speaker 3: or dumb if you don't know.
Speaker 2: What they stand for. And I think people are just
Speaker 2: making them up.
Speaker 1: I know a guy, really, really really smart, successful guy.
Speaker 1: He'll stop, he goes, what's that mean?
Speaker 2: Right, Bill, I'll say, I'll go, I don't.
Speaker 1: Know what that means, right, I don't know what that means? Yeah,
Speaker 1: And then they have to explain it to you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Sometimes you feel silly. Were there any oh uh, were
Speaker 1: there any other ones on here?
Speaker 2: I like this one. M K is short for kay.
Speaker 2: I think that's funny.
Speaker 4: She's Trisha.
Speaker 1: My name is Sandy Moore coming up on Austin's Aides
Speaker 1: station one O three point one. Hey, it's Sandy And
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Speaker 1: I need you to listen up because I'm gonna tell
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Speaker 1: been taking some classes at his gym and it is awesome.
Speaker 1: Tricia and our fifteen year old daughter also taking classes.
Speaker 1: They're doing kickboxing and they absolutely love it because not
Speaker 1: only are they learning some self defense skills, they're also
Speaker 1: getting a great workout in. It doesn't matter if you
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Speaker 1: the Sandy Show on Austin's eight station on three point
Speaker 1: one and streaming on my iHeartRadio. Out Hey, just a
Speaker 1: little reminder, Saint Patrick's day is Monday.
Speaker 4: Be careful because people start the day drinking.
Speaker 2: Oh they do, and all things are green.
Speaker 3: I went through canes in order to lemonade, and I
Speaker 3: got a Leprechaun lemonade. They just made it green somehow.
Speaker 3: It made it more fun. Of course, it didn't tastes
Speaker 3: any different. It just was when I came in and
Speaker 3: immediately found our daughter and.
Speaker 2: I was like, look, am my lemonade.
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 2: I was excited.
Speaker 4: Does the Shamrock shake around?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I haven't heard about it at McDonald's.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't really keep up.
Speaker 1: With you know, the Shamrock Shake scared me death from
Speaker 1: as a child because it made me poop green.
Speaker 2: Right, you're not prepared for that. Yeah, I think you're dying.
Speaker 4: Scared me. I thought something was really wrong.
Speaker 3: So satisfying, all right, here we go, Sandy. Do you
Speaker 3: care or don't care? To find out what a woman did.
Speaker 2: To receive the world's longest prison.
Speaker 3: Sentence in world history back in nineteen eighty nine, and
Speaker 3: how long it was it she.
Speaker 1: Heck, yeah, I do because women sentencing and men's sentencing
Speaker 1: very different.
Speaker 2: This is very strange.
Speaker 3: A woman in Thailand received the longest prison sentence in
Speaker 3: the world in eighty nine. It was one hundred and
Speaker 3: forty one thousand and seventy eight years, and it was
Speaker 3: for renting a two hundred and four million dollar pyramid scheme. Good,
Speaker 3: one hundred and forty one thousand years.
Speaker 4: Did you really have to go over one hundred gotta.
Speaker 3: Be right, Yeah, it's just kind of symbolic. But then
Speaker 3: she was released just four years later. Really yeah, I mean,
Speaker 3: I it's maybe a little overkill with one hundred and
Speaker 3: forty one thousand years, but then she got out after
Speaker 3: four Would you.
Speaker 1: Not like to know who spent the had the longest
Speaker 1: sentence the longest time on Alcatraz?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, anything with Alcatraz automatically, I want to know if
Speaker 3: you were paying attention, you would have known this when
Speaker 3: we did.
Speaker 4: The tour of it a long time ago.
Speaker 2: I good goat.
Speaker 1: It was a guy that stole a goat, and he
Speaker 1: kept escaping or trying to escape the goat. No, and man,
Speaker 1: once he got he kept escaping all the prisons he
Speaker 1: was in.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Then he finally just stay threw the buckhet him
Speaker 4: and sent him the Alcatraz.
Speaker 2: And the goat got him there. Just stole a goat.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Man, that was a fun tour.
Speaker 4: I do it again. I've done it about four times.
Speaker 4: I do it again.
Speaker 2: I've only did it that one time.
Speaker 3: I totally do it again, except I got a little
Speaker 3: nose just on the ferry right out for there.
Speaker 4: Everything's difficult with it, I know.
Speaker 2: I just don't know, Sandy.
Speaker 3: Do you care or don't care to find out what
Speaker 3: a couple found written on a piece of paper that
Speaker 3: was outside their home that in some cases people would
Speaker 3: find terrifying that in this case, the couple thought it
Speaker 3: was funny, so they had it framed and hanging on
Speaker 3: their wall. Sure, they found a piece of paper that said,
Speaker 3: in all capital letters, destroy with mouth.
Speaker 4: That's pretty funny.
Speaker 3: I feel like some people would find that and be like,
Speaker 3: holy crap, call the cops. Somebody's threatening me. Imatically like
Speaker 3: this couple, because they immediately thought it was funny, like
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 4: That's good, destroy with mouth? What is it?
Speaker 2: I need more information?
Speaker 3: Finally, do you care don't care to find out about
Speaker 3: the Japanese app that will call misbehaving children to keep
Speaker 3: them in line?
Speaker 2: Do you want to know what it is that? Who
Speaker 2: it is that calls you?
Speaker 4: Well, this is what I have to care about, so okay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the app is called phone Call from a Demon.
Speaker 4: That's funny.
Speaker 3: Simulates a phone call from a demon trying to encourage
Speaker 3: children to behave appropriately. And I can't imagine it as
Speaker 3: anything but terrify and permanently, permanently scar the small children
Speaker 3: whose parents sign them up to get these calls.
Speaker 1: You can get a phone call from a dead person.
Speaker 1: You can get I'm looking at all the different phone
Speaker 1: calls from you can get.
Speaker 3: They say a phone call from a demon is to
Speaker 3: assist parents in managing their children's behavior.
Speaker 4: If you've got to go to that, then you've got
Speaker 4: a big problem.
Speaker 3: Oh that is for sure something that child will be
Speaker 3: talking to a therapist about down the road.