WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.040 --> 00:00:01.960 Thank you very much for being a part of the 2 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:04.240 best part of our day. Find us on Instagram at 3 00:00:04.240 --> 00:00:07.320 the Sandy Show Official Facebook is at the Sandy Show 4 00:00:07.400 --> 00:00:09.599 Radio and grab the podcast version of the show as well. 5 00:00:09.759 --> 00:00:11.720 Just search the Sandy Show where you get your podcast. 6 00:00:12.279 --> 00:00:14.919 My name is Sandy. This is my beautiful, talented, yet 7 00:00:14.960 --> 00:00:17.839 somewhat a cerbic wife who is sad in her heart 8 00:00:17.879 --> 00:00:22.440 today that today is National Pie PII Day and not 9 00:00:23.039 --> 00:00:25.480 National Pi E Day. 10 00:00:25.760 --> 00:00:30.920 Truth, that's a fact. Oh my god. I love pie. 11 00:00:31.039 --> 00:00:33.960 Oh you you. You haven't had pie much lately. 12 00:00:34.200 --> 00:00:37.920 It just was talking to somebody about key lime pie yesterday, 13 00:00:38.240 --> 00:00:41.159 really talking about key pie and how it's my favorite. 14 00:00:40.759 --> 00:00:41.479 It is your favorite. 15 00:00:41.520 --> 00:00:44.119 So if you could have a pie magically land here 16 00:00:44.119 --> 00:00:47.520 in the studio by snapping your fingers, it would be pie, 17 00:00:47.600 --> 00:00:48.399 key lime pie. 18 00:00:48.520 --> 00:00:50.119 Yep, it that much? 19 00:00:50.159 --> 00:00:51.600 Ysh oh. 20 00:00:51.640 --> 00:00:53.399 And I haven't had any in a while, and now 21 00:00:53.439 --> 00:00:55.240 my mouth just filled up with spit thinking about it 22 00:00:56.240 --> 00:00:57.399 because now I want it. 23 00:00:58.960 --> 00:01:00.960 I do not like pie of any kind. 24 00:01:03.200 --> 00:01:05.959 Like I understand you have a weird thing about texture, 25 00:01:06.079 --> 00:01:09.280 like a custard pie or putting type pie, but not 26 00:01:09.319 --> 00:01:12.680 even like an apple pie. No to gelatinous but your 27 00:01:12.719 --> 00:01:14.000 two and apples are cherry pie. 28 00:01:14.079 --> 00:01:17.079 No, No, that's the worst. Cherry the worst, and I 29 00:01:17.079 --> 00:01:20.719 love cherries, don't get me wrong. Pie it's but it's got. 30 00:01:20.959 --> 00:01:23.840 It's the go that holds everything together inside the pie. 31 00:01:24.280 --> 00:01:26.680 That's the worst part. 32 00:01:26.200 --> 00:01:28.280 Magic, it's the power of the pie. 33 00:01:28.680 --> 00:01:32.400 Sometimes I will argue that I'll take cake any day 34 00:01:32.439 --> 00:01:32.799 of the week. 35 00:01:32.959 --> 00:01:36.040 Oh, I feel like your life is so sad without. 36 00:01:36.159 --> 00:01:38.400 I feel like cake is for the young at heart 37 00:01:38.439 --> 00:01:40.200 and pie is for the old at heart. 38 00:01:40.879 --> 00:01:42.599 It is what who? 39 00:01:42.719 --> 00:01:44.879 What is kind of heart does the person who likes 40 00:01:44.879 --> 00:01:47.439 to eat them both have? Because that's me a fact, 41 00:01:47.680 --> 00:01:49.879 I'm helping disease at heart. 42 00:01:50.480 --> 00:01:53.239 That's what's first thing made you laugh. 43 00:01:53.120 --> 00:01:56.439 Today, Imagine getting kidnapped with a stuffy nose and they 44 00:01:56.439 --> 00:01:57.319 tape your mouth up. 45 00:02:00.040 --> 00:02:00.840 It took me a second. 46 00:02:00.920 --> 00:02:03.159 You're not worried about if you even kidnapped, that you 47 00:02:03.200 --> 00:02:05.760 can't breathe. There's nothing worse in not being able to 48 00:02:05.760 --> 00:02:08.280 breathe out of your nose. Yeah, and like trying to 49 00:02:08.400 --> 00:02:10.599 chew right, you know, you're trying to eat in your 50 00:02:10.639 --> 00:02:12.719 noses and you have to like stop in gas, take 51 00:02:12.759 --> 00:02:15.840 a little gasp of air, and then continue chewing. 52 00:02:15.680 --> 00:02:18.120 That That funny. Took me a second to get that 53 00:02:18.680 --> 00:02:21.080 is funny. Kidnapped with your mouth? You know what I've 54 00:02:21.120 --> 00:02:23.400 never understood. You ever see in movies, like a bad 55 00:02:23.439 --> 00:02:26.199 guy get someone and they just stuff a towel in their. 56 00:02:26.080 --> 00:02:28.800 Mouth and you just hit it out right? 57 00:02:29.240 --> 00:02:31.039 How far in there do you have to push it? 58 00:02:31.039 --> 00:02:32.599 Do you like go to school to learn how to 59 00:02:32.639 --> 00:02:32.960 do that? 60 00:02:33.240 --> 00:02:35.599 Or if they tie like a bandana around your neck 61 00:02:35.639 --> 00:02:38.039 and it's in your mouth, Yeah, you can still make 62 00:02:38.120 --> 00:02:40.439 sounds with your mouth. Was it just like for a 63 00:02:40.520 --> 00:02:41.159 movie effect? 64 00:02:41.520 --> 00:02:43.520 I guess it is. I don't know. I don't know. 65 00:02:43.599 --> 00:02:45.960 I don't know, but I've always wondered about the just 66 00:02:46.039 --> 00:02:48.240 stuffing a washcloth in someone's mouth. 67 00:02:48.439 --> 00:02:48.800 Spin it. 68 00:02:49.120 --> 00:02:49.960 Let me try it with. 69 00:02:49.960 --> 00:02:52.360 You, and we're not going to do that. 70 00:02:52.360 --> 00:02:53.840 That would make for a bad radio show. 71 00:02:53.840 --> 00:02:55.240 It would not be Okay. 72 00:02:55.680 --> 00:02:58.719 Hey, stick around, We've got more coming up. This is 73 00:02:58.759 --> 00:03:01.759 the Sandy Show on Austin's eighties station one O three 74 00:03:01.800 --> 00:03:04.400 point one and streaming at one O three to one 75 00:03:04.479 --> 00:03:06.680 Austin dot com. Hey at Sandy, you want to take 76 00:03:06.680 --> 00:03:09.719 in a free event at south By Southwest, Well, there's 77 00:03:09.759 --> 00:03:12.680 one going on at the purpleb Studios in Valente, Texas, 78 00:03:12.719 --> 00:03:16.159 which is just ten minutes away from six twenty and 79 00:03:16.240 --> 00:03:19.840 twenty two twenty two. It is called Susto by Custow 80 00:03:19.960 --> 00:03:22.599 and all day music showcase that has been put together 81 00:03:22.639 --> 00:03:26.199 by Justin Osborn of Susto featuring his Custo String Band 82 00:03:26.479 --> 00:03:29.639 and other artists like Judy Plank, gold Star, Johnny Delaware, 83 00:03:29.919 --> 00:03:32.159 and a whole lot more. If you want to go, 84 00:03:32.560 --> 00:03:37.199 admission is absolutely free with an RSVP all right. Go 85 00:03:37.280 --> 00:03:41.439 to purplebe dot org for details. You get RSVP there. 86 00:03:41.639 --> 00:03:43.639 You can also reserve a spot on a party bus 87 00:03:43.639 --> 00:03:47.000 that'll take you from Austin to the Purplebe Studios. This 88 00:03:47.159 --> 00:03:49.759 is a great event and something that you're not going 89 00:03:49.840 --> 00:03:52.039 to get caught up in a lot of the crowds 90 00:03:52.080 --> 00:03:56.159 at south By Southwest And the best part, it's absolutely 91 00:03:56.240 --> 00:04:00.439 free and purpleb Studios are fantastic. It's an indoor outdoor 92 00:04:00.599 --> 00:04:03.280 venue and what they do on the inside part, it's 93 00:04:03.280 --> 00:04:06.960 a recording studio, so they record the performances and then 94 00:04:07.000 --> 00:04:09.960 they're going to give away a one of one vinyl 95 00:04:10.400 --> 00:04:12.800 to one of the members of the audience. 96 00:04:13.159 --> 00:04:13.719 Check this out. 97 00:04:13.719 --> 00:04:15.960 It's a great way to spend your Sunday afternoon. Get 98 00:04:16.000 --> 00:04:20.439 more information at purpleb dot org. Hey, before we tell 99 00:04:20.519 --> 00:04:22.519 you what Chris has got coming up in the story 100 00:04:22.560 --> 00:04:24.360 We Love, want to give a little bit of love 101 00:04:24.439 --> 00:04:28.639 to one of our web all time big time. 102 00:04:28.480 --> 00:04:33.720 Listeners, Big time listener, mister Felix. Mister Felix told me 103 00:04:34.000 --> 00:04:37.000 that he had a birthday present for me. We tried 104 00:04:37.000 --> 00:04:40.040 to meet up, but sometimes schedules get crazy, so he 105 00:04:40.199 --> 00:04:42.639 left the gift for me at a certain spot. 106 00:04:43.000 --> 00:04:44.560 I went inside picked it up. 107 00:04:44.879 --> 00:04:48.439 It is a photo of our daughterly Injury, standing next 108 00:04:48.439 --> 00:04:50.839 to Admiral Frank Ketty, Lisa Frank Ketty. 109 00:04:50.800 --> 00:04:52.920 The director direct Naval Operation. 110 00:04:53.120 --> 00:04:56.759 Right, she's no longer the director anymore, but we had 111 00:04:56.759 --> 00:04:59.279 a picture of them together that Sandy posted in. 112 00:04:59.360 --> 00:05:01.759 Mister Felix printed it and had it framed. 113 00:05:01.920 --> 00:05:02.480 Is that cool? 114 00:05:02.720 --> 00:05:05.839 Yes, and loved it for me. Is a gift so 115 00:05:05.839 --> 00:05:07.560 so nice. Thank you, mister Felix. 116 00:05:07.600 --> 00:05:09.920 Thank you, mister Felix. You're preciad. It's very very thoughtful 117 00:05:09.920 --> 00:05:11.879 of you. Yes, it is very very thoughtful. 118 00:05:12.040 --> 00:05:12.319 Up you. 119 00:05:15.160 --> 00:05:19.120 Trisa's got a naked foot race story, but chase, Chase, 120 00:05:19.399 --> 00:05:21.279 Chase story coming up in the story We Love. 121 00:05:21.319 --> 00:05:22.279 In just a little bit. 122 00:05:22.720 --> 00:05:25.000 Uh if you guys maybe don't know this, But ever 123 00:05:25.040 --> 00:05:27.639 since it was announced that Lester Holt is leaving the 124 00:05:27.720 --> 00:05:29.399 NBC Nightly and as Tricia has been real. 125 00:05:29.319 --> 00:05:30.920 Sad, so sad in my heart. 126 00:05:30.959 --> 00:05:34.759 She loves, loves, loves Lester Holt. So we have decided 127 00:05:35.160 --> 00:05:37.800 that we've When Tricia does the stories we love it's 128 00:05:37.800 --> 00:05:40.720 from the Lester Holt Studio. Yeah right, she settles into 129 00:05:40.759 --> 00:05:43.839 the air chair in the Lester Holt studio. Well, one 130 00:05:43.879 --> 00:05:48.399 of our listeners, Paul Benson, sent me this message yesterday. 131 00:05:48.519 --> 00:05:50.560 You can text us any time, by the way, seven 132 00:05:50.600 --> 00:05:53.519 three seven three zero one ninety six hundred, he says, 133 00:05:53.600 --> 00:05:56.839 recorded this morning when you all were talking about renaming 134 00:05:56.879 --> 00:06:00.399 your studio, using my radio voice, and this is what he. 135 00:06:00.399 --> 00:06:08.240 Recorded, Welcome to the Lester Holt Studio. He does have 136 00:06:08.319 --> 00:06:10.519 a radio voice that's pretty good. Paul. 137 00:06:10.600 --> 00:06:13.480 You know what it's at the beginning. It's welcoming you 138 00:06:13.560 --> 00:06:15.600 before I do the story. Because I keep having a 139 00:06:15.639 --> 00:06:18.519 hard time remembering to say it at the end of 140 00:06:18.560 --> 00:06:19.079 the story. 141 00:06:19.240 --> 00:06:22.279 I need Paul to redo that though, and just say 142 00:06:23.120 --> 00:06:27.800 from the Lester Holt Studio, here's Tricia, Tricia Deliciou and 143 00:06:27.879 --> 00:06:29.959 anyone else that wants to do that, we will play 144 00:06:29.959 --> 00:06:30.600 them on the air. 145 00:06:30.839 --> 00:06:33.079 Yeah maybe, yeah, maybe we should have a contest for 146 00:06:33.120 --> 00:06:34.279 the Lester Holtz Studio. 147 00:06:34.560 --> 00:06:37.319 Right, Paul, if you're listening and you can redo that 148 00:06:37.399 --> 00:06:39.439 and send it to me, please do if you want 149 00:06:39.480 --> 00:06:41.240 to do it, all you have to do is say 150 00:06:41.839 --> 00:06:42.519 what do we just. 151 00:06:42.480 --> 00:06:47.759 Say from from the Lester Holtz Studios. Here's Tricia Delicia. 152 00:06:47.839 --> 00:06:50.319 Yeah, that's it. That's all you have to do, and 153 00:06:50.360 --> 00:06:51.399 we'll play it on the air. 154 00:06:51.519 --> 00:06:53.959 Oh my gosh, I wonder if our guide ship who 155 00:06:53.959 --> 00:06:55.519 made our care don't care song. 156 00:06:55.560 --> 00:06:56.720 I wonder if he's going to get in on that. 157 00:06:56.920 --> 00:06:58.439 I bet he will put it to music. 158 00:06:58.839 --> 00:07:00.600 It'll be pro for sure. 159 00:07:00.600 --> 00:07:01.680 My gosh, that's hilarious. 160 00:07:01.680 --> 00:07:02.519 So how do you do that? 161 00:07:02.600 --> 00:07:05.360 You can text us at seven three seven three zero 162 00:07:05.360 --> 00:07:09.240 one ninety six hundred d m us on Instagram at 163 00:07:09.240 --> 00:07:13.680 the Sandy Show Official or Facebook us all right, that's 164 00:07:13.720 --> 00:07:16.000 at the Sandy Show Radio. And again what you have 165 00:07:16.079 --> 00:07:19.439 to record it onto your phone. It's simple, just say 166 00:07:19.519 --> 00:07:25.199 live from the Lester Holt Studios, here's Tricia Delicia. 167 00:07:24.160 --> 00:07:28.000 His stories. It will get rid of this. Yeah, we've 168 00:07:28.000 --> 00:07:30.079 had this for four years, five years. Get rid of that. 169 00:07:30.120 --> 00:07:30.240 We do. 170 00:07:30.319 --> 00:07:32.600 You need something new, and the hope is that Lester 171 00:07:32.639 --> 00:07:35.959 Holder he'll hear about it and he'll do it, and 172 00:07:36.160 --> 00:07:36.720 he'll do it. 173 00:07:36.959 --> 00:07:39.839 Oh God, I would die. 174 00:07:40.399 --> 00:07:44.199 Oh I see if I make that happen. That's from me. 175 00:07:44.920 --> 00:07:47.120 You know your dad went to preschool with Lester Hol. 176 00:07:47.279 --> 00:07:51.199 No, no, no, I went to the same nursery as Lester. Oh, 177 00:07:51.600 --> 00:07:53.120 my dad worked with Lester Hold. 178 00:07:53.240 --> 00:07:54.720 That's what it was. Your dad worked with him. I've 179 00:07:54.720 --> 00:07:56.079 heard that story a million times, and don't how I 180 00:07:56.160 --> 00:07:56.639 messed that up. 181 00:07:56.680 --> 00:07:58.839 Okay, here, you have time constraints. You got to move along, cord. 182 00:07:58.879 --> 00:08:00.319 Okay, here, we're gonna go. We're gonna go quick. 183 00:08:00.639 --> 00:08:02.959 I told everybody that it's been a while since I 184 00:08:03.040 --> 00:08:06.199 reported on people doing things naked outside, and it's because 185 00:08:06.199 --> 00:08:08.199 it's been cold. And my prediction was and when it 186 00:08:08.240 --> 00:08:10.519 gets warmer, we're going to get more naked stories. 187 00:08:10.560 --> 00:08:11.399 And we have one. 188 00:08:11.519 --> 00:08:15.480 A man from Indianapolis is facing four charges after leading 189 00:08:15.519 --> 00:08:19.240 police on a chase while he was naked. Police were 190 00:08:19.279 --> 00:08:21.439 called to a car break in and found the guy 191 00:08:21.680 --> 00:08:23.480 naked inside of a vehicle that. 192 00:08:23.519 --> 00:08:24.000 Was not his. 193 00:08:24.519 --> 00:08:27.319 He led them on a fit chase before he was arrested. 194 00:08:27.600 --> 00:08:30.399 The guy has been charged with theft, unlawful entry of 195 00:08:30.399 --> 00:08:34.000 a motor vehicle, resisting law enforcement, and disorderly conduct. And 196 00:08:34.039 --> 00:08:39.639 I feel like there should be a nakedness charge general nakedness. 197 00:08:39.960 --> 00:08:41.720 Yeah, I like it. Yeah. 198 00:08:41.799 --> 00:08:43.919 Yeah. Should I do my closing that we did the intro? 199 00:08:44.159 --> 00:08:47.120 No, you need to do what I almost called you, Liz, 200 00:08:47.240 --> 00:08:51.320 my sister Tricia. Stories have beginnings, middles, and ends. Okay, 201 00:08:51.399 --> 00:08:53.799 we've got the beginning. Yeah, got the middle. 202 00:08:53.519 --> 00:08:56.879 All right, About to end it. From the lester Hold Studios, 203 00:08:56.919 --> 00:08:58.000 I'm Tricia Delicia. 204 00:08:58.639 --> 00:09:01.120 Now go more, coming up, more, coming up. One O 205 00:09:01.279 --> 00:09:03.320 three point one Austin. 206 00:09:05.720 --> 00:09:09.559 One of the most searched abbreviations or acronyms of the 207 00:09:09.679 --> 00:09:11.720 year so far. We're gonna tell you, and then when 208 00:09:11.720 --> 00:09:13.159 we get done with that, I'm gonna share with you 209 00:09:13.480 --> 00:09:15.960 why I hate an acronym so much. It all goes 210 00:09:16.000 --> 00:09:18.480 back to my childhood because I was just surrounded by them. 211 00:09:18.519 --> 00:09:20.440 And I'll tell really weird. I'll tell you why. 212 00:09:21.559 --> 00:09:24.279 Number one on the list was these are not really 213 00:09:24.320 --> 00:09:26.600 in order, but here's a bunch of them that were 214 00:09:26.639 --> 00:09:31.879 searched a lot f a fo f around and find 215 00:09:31.879 --> 00:09:33.960 out that's might be my favorite one. 216 00:09:34.279 --> 00:09:38.399 It's usable so often, especially with your kid. I say 217 00:09:38.440 --> 00:09:39.559 that to our daughter all the time. 218 00:09:39.879 --> 00:09:41.240 Really, I've never heard you say that. 219 00:09:41.279 --> 00:09:41.639 You know what? 220 00:09:41.720 --> 00:09:46.399 Which one our daughter says all the time. PMO pisses 221 00:09:46.440 --> 00:09:49.360 me off. Oh yeah, she says it. She'll go that PMO. 222 00:09:50.039 --> 00:09:51.320 And then the other day I said it and I 223 00:09:51.360 --> 00:09:52.559 was like, oh god, it's happening. 224 00:09:52.759 --> 00:09:54.320 TBH was also on the list. 225 00:09:54.320 --> 00:09:59.240 To be honest, Yeah, I RL, but because I like 226 00:09:59.279 --> 00:10:02.080 to freak our daughter out, I call it the IRL. 227 00:10:02.559 --> 00:10:04.799 IRL means in real life, and she's like, it's not 228 00:10:05.360 --> 00:10:06.759 the in real life. 229 00:10:07.080 --> 00:10:07.279 Right. 230 00:10:07.360 --> 00:10:10.759 Here's some other of the most searched acronyms. HMU hit 231 00:10:10.799 --> 00:10:13.799 me up. And I think at a certain age, like 232 00:10:13.840 --> 00:10:16.919 at my age, I'm I'm matured. I'm a dull, grown, professional, 233 00:10:17.480 --> 00:10:22.799 handsome man, and I think that's too juvenile, right, Like 234 00:10:22.840 --> 00:10:26.519 if I'm corresponding with a colleague, business person or something, 235 00:10:26.600 --> 00:10:27.039 or even a. 236 00:10:26.960 --> 00:10:28.679 Buddy, Oh, you're not going to text that to them 237 00:10:28.759 --> 00:10:30.960 or say that tim. Yeah, I'm not going to say HMU. 238 00:10:31.159 --> 00:10:34.879 But I see all the time on social media ISO 239 00:10:35.200 --> 00:10:38.440 in search of or IMO. In my opinion, I think 240 00:10:38.440 --> 00:10:43.159 it's okay, Like LMK, let me know. But I also 241 00:10:43.200 --> 00:10:46.080 think that you can just make any of them up, 242 00:10:46.159 --> 00:10:48.240 like I could be like, Sandy, did you FTD? 243 00:10:49.159 --> 00:10:51.200 Did you feed the dog? Like I could just totally 244 00:10:51.360 --> 00:10:52.159 make it up. 245 00:10:52.480 --> 00:10:56.080 But somehow there's this pressure that when you see an acronym, 246 00:10:56.120 --> 00:10:58.720 you're not cool if you don't know what it stands exactly. 247 00:10:58.799 --> 00:11:01.000 That's what's stressful, all right, now, that's just some of 248 00:11:01.039 --> 00:11:02.600 the most search ones. Would you like to know why 249 00:11:02.679 --> 00:11:05.720 I dislike an acronym so much? Yes, because, as a 250 00:11:05.759 --> 00:11:09.440 small child and the son of an Air Force officer, 251 00:11:10.080 --> 00:11:16.559 conversations had all kinds of acronymsman's acronyms, and then because 252 00:11:16.600 --> 00:11:22.320 the government and the military uses so many acronyms. So 253 00:11:22.360 --> 00:11:24.639 I'd be sitting at the kitchen table as a small 254 00:11:24.679 --> 00:11:28.200 Sandy eating orange juice, pork chops and wild rice, which 255 00:11:28.240 --> 00:11:30.879 I love and still do, and my dad would be 256 00:11:30.960 --> 00:11:33.279 explaining something on the phone or to my mom or 257 00:11:33.279 --> 00:11:33.919 something like that. 258 00:11:34.039 --> 00:11:35.320 I had no idea. 259 00:11:35.600 --> 00:11:36.840 It's like they're talking in code. 260 00:11:36.960 --> 00:11:39.799 Yeah, I had no idea what the sink was like 261 00:11:40.000 --> 00:11:42.320 that was an acronym or something, right, I had no 262 00:11:42.440 --> 00:11:44.960 idea what he was talking about, And to this day 263 00:11:44.960 --> 00:11:47.960 it just strikes me nuts when people use acronyms that 264 00:11:48.000 --> 00:11:49.879 you think they think. 265 00:11:49.679 --> 00:11:51.840 You know, right, but they say it in a way 266 00:11:51.919 --> 00:11:54.120 that you feel dumb if you don't know what it is. 267 00:11:54.159 --> 00:11:57.120 My friend Sean, she and two of my other friends 268 00:11:57.120 --> 00:11:59.519 are in education. Oh yeah, and when they get together, 269 00:11:59.759 --> 00:12:03.960 there's a million acronyms in the education world, and they're 270 00:12:04.039 --> 00:12:06.399 just chatting it up and I'm like, hello, I have 271 00:12:06.720 --> 00:12:09.039 no idea what code y'all are talking at. 272 00:12:09.120 --> 00:12:11.399 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know. 273 00:12:11.519 --> 00:12:16.159 Yeah, because they're using like PK twelves and just different forms. 274 00:12:16.039 --> 00:12:18.919 Yes, oh yeah, exactly. It's just part of their vernacular 275 00:12:18.960 --> 00:12:19.720 being in that field. 276 00:12:19.759 --> 00:12:20.399 And if you don't know. 277 00:12:20.600 --> 00:12:23.120 But I hate it when work jargon, you're just expected 278 00:12:23.159 --> 00:12:26.000 to know, and you somehow feel like you're a nerd 279 00:12:26.360 --> 00:12:27.519 or dumb if you don't know. 280 00:12:27.440 --> 00:12:28.799 What they stand for. And I think people are just 281 00:12:28.840 --> 00:12:29.440 making them up. 282 00:12:29.559 --> 00:12:32.039 I know a guy, really, really really smart, successful guy. 283 00:12:32.080 --> 00:12:33.399 He'll stop, he goes, what's that mean? 284 00:12:34.240 --> 00:12:36.399 Right, Bill, I'll say, I'll go, I don't. 285 00:12:36.240 --> 00:12:38.320 Know what that means, right, I don't know what that means? Yeah, 286 00:12:38.360 --> 00:12:40.000 And then they have to explain it to you. Yeah, 287 00:12:40.000 --> 00:12:43.200 Sometimes you feel silly. Were there any oh uh, were 288 00:12:43.240 --> 00:12:44.399 there any other ones on here? 289 00:12:44.519 --> 00:12:47.360 I like this one. M K is short for kay. 290 00:12:49.039 --> 00:12:49.960 I think that's funny. 291 00:12:50.080 --> 00:12:50.720 She's Trisha. 292 00:12:50.759 --> 00:12:52.960 My name is Sandy Moore coming up on Austin's Aides 293 00:12:53.000 --> 00:12:55.720 station one O three point one. Hey, it's Sandy And 294 00:12:55.759 --> 00:12:58.120 if you've ever thought about taking a self defense class, 295 00:12:58.159 --> 00:12:59.799 I need you to listen up because I'm gonna tell 296 00:12:59.799 --> 00:13:04.320 you about Cooper Mma. I met Sean Cooper and it's 297 00:13:04.360 --> 00:13:08.000 been taking some classes at his gym and it is awesome. 298 00:13:08.399 --> 00:13:11.679 Tricia and our fifteen year old daughter also taking classes. 299 00:13:11.679 --> 00:13:15.360 They're doing kickboxing and they absolutely love it because not 300 00:13:15.399 --> 00:13:17.879 only are they learning some self defense skills, they're also 301 00:13:18.000 --> 00:13:21.120 getting a great workout in. It doesn't matter if you 302 00:13:21.240 --> 00:13:24.360 are a beginner you're just looking to get in shape 303 00:13:24.639 --> 00:13:27.720 and learn how to defend yourself. Cooper MMA has something 304 00:13:27.759 --> 00:13:32.399 for everyone. Kickboxing, Brazilian jiu jitsu. They've also got judo, 305 00:13:32.519 --> 00:13:35.759 They've got boxing, and if nothing else, you're gonna get 306 00:13:35.799 --> 00:13:36.960 a great workout. 307 00:13:37.279 --> 00:13:37.519 Look. 308 00:13:37.600 --> 00:13:39.759 I know it can be a little bit intimidating, but 309 00:13:39.840 --> 00:13:44.360 don't let that stop you. Check out coopermma dot com. 310 00:13:44.679 --> 00:13:47.200 Go in take a class. You're gonna get a great 311 00:13:47.200 --> 00:13:50.279 workout and you're gonna learn how to defend yourself. Go 312 00:13:50.360 --> 00:13:55.000 see them COOPERMMA dot com. Tell them Sandy Sincha, It's 313 00:13:55.000 --> 00:13:58.000 the Sandy Show on Austin's eight station on three point 314 00:13:58.120 --> 00:14:03.799 one and streaming on my iHeartRadio. Out Hey, just a 315 00:14:03.799 --> 00:14:06.960 little reminder, Saint Patrick's day is Monday. 316 00:14:07.279 --> 00:14:09.240 Be careful because people start the day drinking. 317 00:14:09.879 --> 00:14:11.480 Oh they do, and all things are green. 318 00:14:12.320 --> 00:14:14.600 I went through canes in order to lemonade, and I 319 00:14:14.600 --> 00:14:17.480 got a Leprechaun lemonade. They just made it green somehow. 320 00:14:17.480 --> 00:14:19.759 It made it more fun. Of course, it didn't tastes 321 00:14:19.799 --> 00:14:21.919 any different. It just was when I came in and 322 00:14:22.000 --> 00:14:23.120 immediately found our daughter and. 323 00:14:23.120 --> 00:14:24.159 I was like, look, am my lemonade. 324 00:14:24.320 --> 00:14:24.559 Wow? 325 00:14:24.639 --> 00:14:25.480 I was excited. 326 00:14:25.519 --> 00:14:26.960 Does the Shamrock shake around? 327 00:14:27.360 --> 00:14:29.600 I don't know. I haven't heard about it at McDonald's. 328 00:14:29.639 --> 00:14:29.879 Yeah. 329 00:14:30.440 --> 00:14:31.519 I don't really keep up. 330 00:14:31.480 --> 00:14:33.240 With you know, the Shamrock Shake scared me death from 331 00:14:33.279 --> 00:14:35.360 as a child because it made me poop green. 332 00:14:35.480 --> 00:14:38.080 Right, you're not prepared for that. Yeah, I think you're dying. 333 00:14:38.200 --> 00:14:40.120 Scared me. I thought something was really wrong. 334 00:14:58.000 --> 00:15:01.240 So satisfying, all right, here we go, Sandy. Do you 335 00:15:01.360 --> 00:15:05.799 care or don't care? To find out what a woman did. 336 00:15:05.759 --> 00:15:08.360 To receive the world's longest prison. 337 00:15:08.120 --> 00:15:11.559 Sentence in world history back in nineteen eighty nine, and 338 00:15:11.600 --> 00:15:12.440 how long it was it she. 339 00:15:13.120 --> 00:15:16.360 Heck, yeah, I do because women sentencing and men's sentencing 340 00:15:16.519 --> 00:15:17.000 very different. 341 00:15:17.080 --> 00:15:18.080 This is very strange. 342 00:15:18.120 --> 00:15:21.440 A woman in Thailand received the longest prison sentence in 343 00:15:21.480 --> 00:15:24.960 the world in eighty nine. It was one hundred and 344 00:15:25.039 --> 00:15:28.440 forty one thousand and seventy eight years, and it was 345 00:15:28.480 --> 00:15:32.480 for renting a two hundred and four million dollar pyramid scheme. Good, 346 00:15:32.639 --> 00:15:35.399 one hundred and forty one thousand years. 347 00:15:35.679 --> 00:15:38.000 Did you really have to go over one hundred gotta. 348 00:15:37.840 --> 00:15:40.759 Be right, Yeah, it's just kind of symbolic. But then 349 00:15:41.159 --> 00:15:44.399 she was released just four years later. Really yeah, I mean, 350 00:15:44.600 --> 00:15:48.200 I it's maybe a little overkill with one hundred and 351 00:15:48.279 --> 00:15:50.960 forty one thousand years, but then she got out after 352 00:15:51.000 --> 00:15:51.600 four Would you. 353 00:15:51.559 --> 00:15:54.080 Not like to know who spent the had the longest 354 00:15:54.120 --> 00:15:56.159 sentence the longest time on Alcatraz? 355 00:15:56.919 --> 00:15:57.200 Oh? 356 00:15:57.279 --> 00:16:00.120 Yeah, anything with Alcatraz automatically, I want to know if 357 00:16:00.120 --> 00:16:01.879 you were paying attention, you would have known this when 358 00:16:01.879 --> 00:16:02.360 we did. 359 00:16:02.200 --> 00:16:03.559 The tour of it a long time ago. 360 00:16:03.679 --> 00:16:04.320 I good goat. 361 00:16:04.720 --> 00:16:06.759 It was a guy that stole a goat, and he 362 00:16:06.840 --> 00:16:10.720 kept escaping or trying to escape the goat. No, and man, 363 00:16:10.799 --> 00:16:13.159 once he got he kept escaping all the prisons he 364 00:16:13.240 --> 00:16:13.679 was in. 365 00:16:13.840 --> 00:16:16.159 Yeah. Then he finally just stay threw the buckhet him 366 00:16:16.120 --> 00:16:17.440 and sent him the Alcatraz. 367 00:16:17.120 --> 00:16:18.919 And the goat got him there. Just stole a goat. 368 00:16:19.039 --> 00:16:19.879 Yeah. 369 00:16:19.960 --> 00:16:21.480 Man, that was a fun tour. 370 00:16:21.639 --> 00:16:23.240 I do it again. I've done it about four times. 371 00:16:23.279 --> 00:16:23.799 I do it again. 372 00:16:23.840 --> 00:16:24.799 I've only did it that one time. 373 00:16:24.799 --> 00:16:26.679 I totally do it again, except I got a little 374 00:16:26.720 --> 00:16:28.240 nose just on the ferry right out for there. 375 00:16:28.600 --> 00:16:29.919 Everything's difficult with it, I know. 376 00:16:30.039 --> 00:16:31.200 I just don't know, Sandy. 377 00:16:31.600 --> 00:16:33.840 Do you care or don't care to find out what 378 00:16:33.919 --> 00:16:36.879 a couple found written on a piece of paper that 379 00:16:37.039 --> 00:16:40.519 was outside their home that in some cases people would 380 00:16:40.519 --> 00:16:42.720 find terrifying that in this case, the couple thought it 381 00:16:42.759 --> 00:16:45.200 was funny, so they had it framed and hanging on 382 00:16:45.240 --> 00:16:48.000 their wall. Sure, they found a piece of paper that said, 383 00:16:48.159 --> 00:16:51.879 in all capital letters, destroy with mouth. 384 00:16:53.360 --> 00:16:54.240 That's pretty funny. 385 00:16:54.600 --> 00:16:56.399 I feel like some people would find that and be like, 386 00:16:56.480 --> 00:17:00.559 holy crap, call the cops. Somebody's threatening me. Imatically like 387 00:17:00.639 --> 00:17:02.639 this couple, because they immediately thought it was funny, like 388 00:17:02.639 --> 00:17:02.960 I did. 389 00:17:03.080 --> 00:17:05.799 That's good, destroy with mouth? What is it? 390 00:17:06.440 --> 00:17:07.440 I need more information? 391 00:17:07.960 --> 00:17:10.759 Finally, do you care don't care to find out about 392 00:17:10.759 --> 00:17:14.599 the Japanese app that will call misbehaving children to keep 393 00:17:14.599 --> 00:17:15.200 them in line? 394 00:17:15.240 --> 00:17:17.480 Do you want to know what it is that? Who 395 00:17:17.519 --> 00:17:18.359 it is that calls you? 396 00:17:18.519 --> 00:17:21.480 Well, this is what I have to care about, so okay. 397 00:17:21.359 --> 00:17:24.359 Yeah, the app is called phone Call from a Demon. 398 00:17:25.759 --> 00:17:26.400 That's funny. 399 00:17:26.480 --> 00:17:29.960 Simulates a phone call from a demon trying to encourage 400 00:17:30.039 --> 00:17:33.599 children to behave appropriately. And I can't imagine it as 401 00:17:33.680 --> 00:17:38.000