WEBVTT 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:04.440 We're starting with a laugh everybody, because we're no longer 2 00:00:04.519 --> 00:00:09.119 talking about Arena's curtains. We are talking about episode number 3 00:00:09.160 --> 00:00:13.439 twenty three of Relationships Is a Bitch. It's Mike here 4 00:00:13.480 --> 00:00:15.400 with AJ and Arena. 5 00:00:15.400 --> 00:00:19.480 Hey, guys, Hey, everybody, you're looking good. 6 00:00:19.480 --> 00:00:21.920 I like you. Like your jacket, very nice. 7 00:00:22.760 --> 00:00:25.640 She looks very very nice. She's concerned, though, ag because 8 00:00:25.679 --> 00:00:29.120 she's gained a little weight. In case you didn't notice, 9 00:00:30.519 --> 00:00:35.679 you didn't gain five or six No, you didn't you. No, 10 00:00:36.640 --> 00:00:38.920 I'm I'm an idiot. I would be stupid enough to 11 00:00:38.960 --> 00:00:41.960 say something like, hey, maybe you did you know your 12 00:00:41.960 --> 00:00:44.520 face is a little full. I would try look good. 13 00:00:45.159 --> 00:00:47.479 I would try to turn it into a compliment, which 14 00:00:47.560 --> 00:00:49.640 is why you know half the time you see me, 15 00:00:49.759 --> 00:00:51.479 it's my wife is in the middle of yelling at 16 00:00:51.479 --> 00:00:54.520 me for something. But I'd be I'd be dumb enough 17 00:00:54.560 --> 00:00:57.719 to screw something like that up. But in this case, 18 00:00:58.320 --> 00:01:00.520 there's there's no chance that you get You might have 19 00:01:00.600 --> 00:01:02.880 gained two pounds or something. There's no chance you gained 20 00:01:03.280 --> 00:01:05.439 five pounds. But I would say that five pounds a 21 00:01:05.439 --> 00:01:07.680 weight gain is better than I've been living with this 22 00:01:07.799 --> 00:01:08.719 lip buddy now. 23 00:01:09.079 --> 00:01:11.439 But it's not a herpye. We have to this thing 24 00:01:11.439 --> 00:01:12.519 where it's not herpies. 25 00:01:12.719 --> 00:01:15.280 Well, I haven't officially had it tested, so we can't. 26 00:01:15.519 --> 00:01:19.079 We can't eliminate anything. But I'm pretty sure it's the 27 00:01:19.159 --> 00:01:22.840 result of me having bit my lip badly and then 28 00:01:22.920 --> 00:01:26.079 going out on Kenny's boat and getting sunburned where I 29 00:01:26.120 --> 00:01:30.560 had where I had bit my lip, and it's been nasty. 30 00:01:31.120 --> 00:01:33.439 You're using your lips constantly. If you didn't talk for 31 00:01:33.480 --> 00:01:35.120 two days, it would it would clear up. 32 00:01:35.040 --> 00:01:40.480 And dry out. You think of the potential damage to 33 00:01:40.519 --> 00:01:41.480 planet Earth if I. 34 00:01:41.359 --> 00:01:44.280 Can talk for two days. That's not it's. 35 00:01:44.280 --> 00:01:45.640 A plaus solution. 36 00:01:46.079 --> 00:01:48.840 I have people, you know, I have fans listeners asking 37 00:01:48.840 --> 00:01:50.560 me where's where's Everything is a bit? 38 00:01:50.599 --> 00:01:51.840 Should you guys quit doing that. 39 00:01:52.079 --> 00:01:54.319 There's a few guys out there who are very concerned 40 00:01:54.359 --> 00:01:56.079 about about everything is a bit. 41 00:01:56.280 --> 00:01:58.359 We're going to give them a big dose of everything 42 00:01:58.439 --> 00:02:01.719 is a bit this week. That's that's right, Okay, I 43 00:02:01.760 --> 00:02:03.680 got something that I guarantee age he's gonna know the 44 00:02:03.719 --> 00:02:07.760 answer to. All right, something big happened fifty three years 45 00:02:07.799 --> 00:02:08.680 ago today. 46 00:02:08.919 --> 00:02:11.639 Fifty three years ago was fifty three. 47 00:02:11.680 --> 00:02:15.960 What you today today is March twenty fifth, fifty three 48 00:02:16.039 --> 00:02:19.039 years ago, I was nine years old. Doesn't have to 49 00:02:19.039 --> 00:02:22.840 do at the Moon an astronaut nine years old. 50 00:02:23.080 --> 00:02:28.639 I can't believe that was nineteen seventy seventy one. The 51 00:02:28.680 --> 00:02:30.439 next morning the World Series. 52 00:02:32.240 --> 00:02:34.960 Seventy one and fifty three seventy two. 53 00:02:35.120 --> 00:02:36.719 That it's not me who has to know. 54 00:02:37.199 --> 00:02:40.680 I don't know. He's gonna, he's gonna, he's gonna hate 55 00:02:40.719 --> 00:02:41.319 himself for this. 56 00:02:41.439 --> 00:02:42.919 But it will be in New York next. 57 00:02:43.159 --> 00:02:45.960 It will be a major topic on Famous a Bitch tomorrow. 58 00:02:45.960 --> 00:02:48.319 I can guarantee it. Let me hear the fifty three 59 00:02:48.400 --> 00:02:52.599 years ago today, the Godfather premiered at theaters. 60 00:02:52.919 --> 00:02:53.960 God damn it. I should know. 61 00:02:54.120 --> 00:02:57.400 Oh course nineteen seven, Yeah, that was a big one. 62 00:02:57.919 --> 00:03:00.560 When my family took me, we saw in the theater. 63 00:03:00.840 --> 00:03:03.199 The book was all over our house for I think 64 00:03:03.240 --> 00:03:05.719 a year before that. My father, my mother, my sisters 65 00:03:05.719 --> 00:03:07.599 read it. It was in the bathroom and the other 66 00:03:07.639 --> 00:03:08.919 bathroom and made the rounds. 67 00:03:09.439 --> 00:03:13.560 And remember you had we would know. Ajo should should 68 00:03:13.560 --> 00:03:16.759 have known that if he spent any time online today, 69 00:03:16.759 --> 00:03:18.159 if he was on X or anywhere he was. 70 00:03:18.319 --> 00:03:21.439 I didn't do X. I didn't do actually yet maybe something. 71 00:03:21.479 --> 00:03:25.400 But so Irena the author of the book The Godfather, 72 00:03:25.439 --> 00:03:27.439 which preceded the movie by three years. The book came 73 00:03:27.439 --> 00:03:32.759 out in sixty nine. He lived on Montauk Highway, which 74 00:03:32.879 --> 00:03:35.879 was the main road that went right by AJ's neighborhood. 75 00:03:35.879 --> 00:03:39.759 In my neighborhood one town over right, So we would 76 00:03:39.800 --> 00:03:42.599 constantly drive by, and for anybody in your car that 77 00:03:42.680 --> 00:03:45.439 didn't know, you had to. It was the official landmark. 78 00:03:45.479 --> 00:03:48.560 You had to point out, that's that's Mary Opuzzo's house. 79 00:03:48.479 --> 00:03:49.840 Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. 80 00:03:49.879 --> 00:03:52.599 And we had sack the coast manor where George Washington slept. 81 00:03:52.599 --> 00:03:54.800 We went to the point that out, you know. And 82 00:03:54.879 --> 00:03:57.520 then I'm sorry really quick, and this is personal, but 83 00:03:57.759 --> 00:03:59.280 the name of the bar that we used to go 84 00:03:59.360 --> 00:04:00.560 to at night was a house. 85 00:04:00.680 --> 00:04:01.400 Was it Jack's? 86 00:04:01.479 --> 00:04:04.800 Jack Smith's Smith's Remember that house? That was a bar 87 00:04:04.879 --> 00:04:09.719 on the left that would Sweet Petersith Peter Smith. 88 00:04:09.960 --> 00:04:13.000 That's it. That was such a crazy place. 89 00:04:13.000 --> 00:04:15.960 It was a house, and that's where we all sang 90 00:04:16.040 --> 00:04:19.199 Sweet Caroline. And if you can remember, I lived on Sneercrow, 91 00:04:19.279 --> 00:04:21.839 which was less than a mile from that house. On 92 00:04:21.959 --> 00:04:25.439 certain nights when I wasn't out, I'd go play basketball, 93 00:04:25.480 --> 00:04:27.480 throw the garbage out or something. And you could hear 94 00:04:27.959 --> 00:04:31.319 Sweet Caroline being sung a mile away by all the 95 00:04:31.439 --> 00:04:32.879 drunk revelers at Peter. 96 00:04:32.720 --> 00:04:40.000 Smith's probably are it's it's a tribute to aj They 97 00:04:40.000 --> 00:04:40.639 still do it. 98 00:04:40.639 --> 00:04:43.040 It's oh father, damn it, I should. My father saw 99 00:04:43.120 --> 00:04:46.279 Coppett to Mario Puzo. He went to Calvin Carpet. It 100 00:04:46.319 --> 00:04:48.279 was a big story of his. Yeah, the best movie 101 00:04:48.360 --> 00:04:51.040 ever made. I never I never changed the channel when 102 00:04:51.040 --> 00:04:52.639 it's on. It's one of those movies you just drug. 103 00:04:52.839 --> 00:04:55.600 That's a good question. What movies give me? One or 104 00:04:55.600 --> 00:04:57.360 two movies in your life where if it comes on, 105 00:04:57.800 --> 00:04:59.839 you just put the remote down and don't even bother 106 00:04:59.879 --> 00:05:00.800 the change the channel. 107 00:05:01.680 --> 00:05:05.560 Jaws and shosh Anchor my too. Can't can't pass it 108 00:05:06.240 --> 00:05:10.439 Jaws because I know every word of the dialogue. I 109 00:05:10.480 --> 00:05:12.040 know I have to do it. We used to do 110 00:05:12.160 --> 00:05:14.480 we Agent and I would do every word of the dialogue. 111 00:05:14.519 --> 00:05:17.360 In marine biology class. 112 00:05:16.959 --> 00:05:20.000 Goes in the water and goes into the water cage. 113 00:05:23.759 --> 00:05:27.000 We killed mister Neal's fish. We killed his fish. This 114 00:05:27.040 --> 00:05:28.720 is something that we're not. We're not. 115 00:05:28.839 --> 00:05:30.920 We're very good to animals. We don't we don't ever 116 00:05:31.000 --> 00:05:33.480 mess with that. We love animals. But one year, mister 117 00:05:33.560 --> 00:05:36.040 Ino and in marine biology had a big fish tank 118 00:05:36.399 --> 00:05:39.519 of different sorts of fish, and we took a little man, 119 00:05:39.639 --> 00:05:41.480 I don't know who we have, this little man, and 120 00:05:41.519 --> 00:05:45.360 we put them in a tack container, those plastic containers, 121 00:05:45.439 --> 00:05:47.399 and we lowered that in the in the fish tank 122 00:05:47.439 --> 00:05:49.480 as if you as. 123 00:05:49.399 --> 00:05:50.560 An anti shark case. 124 00:05:51.480 --> 00:05:53.519 Then we put from aldehyde in the tank and the 125 00:05:53.600 --> 00:05:54.839 next morning the fish were dead. 126 00:05:55.439 --> 00:05:56.560 What did we do that for? 127 00:05:56.720 --> 00:05:56.759 You? 128 00:05:56.920 --> 00:05:57.680 Almost cried. 129 00:05:58.040 --> 00:05:59.920 I don't know if the statue of limitations is right 130 00:06:00.079 --> 00:06:03.000 out on that age. Probably in case mister A is 131 00:06:03.439 --> 00:06:05.000 listening at the I think he passed. 132 00:06:05.040 --> 00:06:07.040 Actually, last question, I know, I know you'll get this. 133 00:06:07.160 --> 00:06:09.519 If you don't, it's as bad as my godfather reference. 134 00:06:09.920 --> 00:06:13.560 What was the name of the plant life or flora 135 00:06:13.639 --> 00:06:14.360 we looked for. 136 00:06:14.240 --> 00:06:16.279 On the Spartana flora? 137 00:06:16.639 --> 00:06:19.120 Oh okay, that's all I got from real biology. 138 00:06:19.120 --> 00:06:21.319 Spartan and Joe Pie Joe Pie, Joe Pi. 139 00:06:22.519 --> 00:06:25.399 My days are you're checking a temperature at the firm? Yeah? 140 00:06:25.519 --> 00:06:28.279 Sixty two three? We still got Yeah, just lying. 141 00:06:28.439 --> 00:06:32.240 We actually for being two complete clowns in that classic 142 00:06:32.360 --> 00:06:35.480 entire we actually learned quite a bit in that class 143 00:06:35.759 --> 00:06:39.160 because it was like lab every day. Yeah, it was okay. 144 00:06:39.160 --> 00:06:41.560 But you know, we just mentioned fifty three years ago 145 00:06:42.319 --> 00:06:47.199 the Godfather premiered, But an even bigger in my estimation, 146 00:06:47.319 --> 00:06:53.199 anniversary was yesterday, the forty. Excuse me, the twenty fourth 147 00:06:53.680 --> 00:06:58.759 anniversary of this event was yesterday, twenty four years ago, 148 00:06:59.120 --> 00:07:00.639 just when you're not going to get it. No, I 149 00:07:00.639 --> 00:07:02.560 don't think so. I was in my forties. 150 00:07:03.120 --> 00:07:06.920 I don't know what happened the twenty forty Yesterday. 151 00:07:06.959 --> 00:07:10.160 It was the twenty fourth anniversary of Randy Johnson killing 152 00:07:10.199 --> 00:07:12.800 a bird with a pin. Remember when he killed the bird, 153 00:07:13.240 --> 00:07:15.040 they exploded. 154 00:07:17.600 --> 00:07:20.319 Here He drew one hundreds and something miles an hour, 155 00:07:20.399 --> 00:07:22.800 and the bird happened to fly by in front of 156 00:07:22.839 --> 00:07:24.439 the catcher and it exploded. 157 00:07:25.399 --> 00:07:28.160 The video the video is all over the place today 158 00:07:28.160 --> 00:07:32.360 online with people just just totally trolling the poor bird. 159 00:07:33.160 --> 00:07:36.279 That may he rest in peace. But that was a 160 00:07:37.000 --> 00:07:39.120 I thought that was a regular I remembered it as 161 00:07:39.160 --> 00:07:41.480 a regular season game. It was a it was a 162 00:07:41.519 --> 00:07:44.959 spring training game for Randy Johnson. And then I then 163 00:07:45.000 --> 00:07:48.040 I remembered that it was actually Dave Winfield that killed 164 00:07:48.040 --> 00:07:48.800 the seagull. 165 00:07:49.040 --> 00:07:50.560 Yes he did, Yankees. 166 00:07:50.680 --> 00:07:53.720 Yeah, I was at Scores the Strip Club when Randy 167 00:07:53.800 --> 00:07:54.680 Johnson hit that bird. 168 00:07:54.680 --> 00:07:58.800 It was all the TVs. Uh took my took my. 169 00:07:58.800 --> 00:08:02.639 Attention away from the the girls on my legs. Yeah, 170 00:08:02.680 --> 00:08:04.600 for a moment, but then I got back to business. 171 00:08:04.879 --> 00:08:07.480 You know, was there not like a moment of silence 172 00:08:07.519 --> 00:08:10.360 in the bar for the bird? 173 00:08:10.560 --> 00:08:13.600 Do that? Plus? You know, you know I can't you know, 174 00:08:13.920 --> 00:08:16.839 thinking back? How bad was it that I. 175 00:08:16.800 --> 00:08:19.199 Went to Scores every night because there was the biggest 176 00:08:19.199 --> 00:08:22.600 topless club in New York City arena and everybody, everybody's famous, 177 00:08:22.600 --> 00:08:25.160 every athlete went there. So I went there every night 178 00:08:25.160 --> 00:08:28.079 because I got stories constantly. It helped that the girls 179 00:08:28.079 --> 00:08:30.800 were beautiful. But every night at a certain hour there 180 00:08:30.800 --> 00:08:34.960 were a hundred girls who danced and the DJ would say, hey, 181 00:08:35.240 --> 00:08:38.240 they come, and they'd introduce them all and they'd all connot, 182 00:08:38.480 --> 00:08:41.120 you know, nearly naked and prants around the stage. 183 00:08:41.600 --> 00:08:45.799 Just think of that objectification that we just sat there. 184 00:08:45.679 --> 00:08:48.240 And watched all these girls spin around and take the 185 00:08:48.320 --> 00:08:49.399 tops down and show. 186 00:08:49.279 --> 00:08:52.919 Us their goods, and that exists. 187 00:08:53.480 --> 00:08:57.240 Yes, I may ask you something because I've never seen 188 00:08:57.320 --> 00:08:59.879 so many strip class I've never been just once tore 189 00:09:00.159 --> 00:09:01.200 cup in my life. 190 00:09:01.960 --> 00:09:04.240 It doesn't mean I'm saying I just don't know nothing 191 00:09:04.279 --> 00:09:04.799 about it. 192 00:09:05.159 --> 00:09:08.799 And I used to live eight years in Europe and 193 00:09:08.960 --> 00:09:12.159 I never seen them either. Doesn't mean in the United 194 00:09:12.200 --> 00:09:14.799 States you have a huge culture, because I hear that 195 00:09:14.960 --> 00:09:17.759 even women without men they go to strip clubs I 196 00:09:17.799 --> 00:09:20.360 don't know, to pick up guys, to get acquainted with somebody. 197 00:09:20.600 --> 00:09:23.039 They say, it's like, oh, they discounted sushi. 198 00:09:23.039 --> 00:09:24.919 When I listened to this and say, okay, so you're 199 00:09:24.919 --> 00:09:27.039 gonna go for sushi, You're gonna go to go to 200 00:09:27.080 --> 00:09:28.399 look at other people naked. 201 00:09:28.679 --> 00:09:30.200 I don't know what people are doing there. 202 00:09:30.320 --> 00:09:33.320 I understand men they're enjoying and having fun, but is 203 00:09:33.360 --> 00:09:35.320 it a big cultural thing in the. 204 00:09:35.360 --> 00:09:38.240 United States that I know? Even couples are going there like. 205 00:09:39.399 --> 00:09:43.039 Iget it because sex in Europe isn't as taboo, it's 206 00:09:43.080 --> 00:09:45.399 not taboo at all. In America, we grew up with 207 00:09:45.519 --> 00:09:48.600 it being taboo. You gotta hide it, you can't watch it. 208 00:09:48.679 --> 00:09:51.279 In the United States, it's taboo. I think you came 209 00:09:51.279 --> 00:09:54.320 from Italy, your blood came from Italy. 210 00:09:54.399 --> 00:09:58.600 It's a culture, but culturally it's much more conservative here 211 00:09:58.639 --> 00:09:59.080 than it is. 212 00:09:59.399 --> 00:10:01.960 Really, that's why did you go to these places? 213 00:10:02.440 --> 00:10:06.320 Well, that's why that's why they go because if you're 214 00:10:06.360 --> 00:10:08.679 a boy in Europe, you're used in nudity, you see 215 00:10:08.679 --> 00:10:11.879 it more often. So for Americans, they hid it from 216 00:10:11.960 --> 00:10:14.039 us when we're kids, so we first chance we get, 217 00:10:14.080 --> 00:10:14.759 we want to see it. 218 00:10:14.879 --> 00:10:16.879 And I got to tell you, you know, I went 219 00:10:16.919 --> 00:10:19.159 there all the time. I had no problem with girls 220 00:10:19.159 --> 00:10:21.919 who danced. Good for you. It's you beautiful, go ahead 221 00:10:21.919 --> 00:10:23.840 and make your money after a while. 222 00:10:23.840 --> 00:10:26.039 It's not even I was not. I didn't go there 223 00:10:26.039 --> 00:10:28.919 and get a heart on. I just liked the environment. 224 00:10:28.960 --> 00:10:31.120 Pretty girls, they were fun to talk to. The food 225 00:10:31.240 --> 00:10:34.440 was great, the people were cool, the music. It's just 226 00:10:34.440 --> 00:10:36.159 like it was a good atmosphere. 227 00:10:36.200 --> 00:10:38.960 It wasn't like you just say you didn't go there 228 00:10:39.080 --> 00:10:41.759 and get a heart on very. 229 00:10:41.679 --> 00:10:43.720 Rarely, but that would very rarely happen to me, I 230 00:10:43.879 --> 00:10:48.480 really because probably I wasn't a guy that went there 231 00:10:48.480 --> 00:10:49.639 to get lap dances. 232 00:10:49.720 --> 00:10:51.720 I was like, I hate to say this, but I 233 00:10:51.759 --> 00:10:52.919 was like royalty there like that. 234 00:10:53.080 --> 00:10:55.000 And when I walked in there, I gave that club 235 00:10:55.080 --> 00:10:58.519 so much, uh popularity and all that all that stuff 236 00:10:58.519 --> 00:11:01.720 in my column. So I love beautiful women. I dated 237 00:11:01.759 --> 00:11:04.519 plenty of girls who were dancers, but at sitting down 238 00:11:04.519 --> 00:11:06.679 there I never went there for dancers. I went there 239 00:11:06.720 --> 00:11:11.399 for saken lobster, great conversation, beautiful girls and getting getting 240 00:11:11.440 --> 00:11:14.320 some stories. Yeah, but I got turned on. I dated 241 00:11:15.000 --> 00:11:16.320 several of those girls all the time. 242 00:11:16.399 --> 00:11:19.799 But there a lap dance. I never did that. Never, 243 00:11:20.159 --> 00:11:20.879 that wasn't my thing. 244 00:11:21.759 --> 00:11:27.799 I took clients there occasionally, and uh, I remember one 245 00:11:27.799 --> 00:11:30.320 guy was one guy was short on cash one night 246 00:11:30.960 --> 00:11:33.279 and wanted to go to whatever they called it, They're 247 00:11:33.559 --> 00:11:38.600 campaign the champagne lounge or whatever, and uh so I 248 00:11:38.679 --> 00:11:42.879 gave him five hundred bucks and uh and sent him 249 00:11:42.879 --> 00:11:46.600 to the champagne room. He came back with three hundred 250 00:11:46.600 --> 00:11:48.919 dollars worth to change in about seven minutes and a 251 00:11:49.000 --> 00:11:52.200 huge stain in the front of his freaking dance. And 252 00:11:52.679 --> 00:11:58.159 so when I hear him, oh it took two dances 253 00:11:58.159 --> 00:12:01.480 for the guy to lose it in his trow. Well yeah, crazy, 254 00:12:01.759 --> 00:12:08.080 But but I'm I'm I'm impressed at AJ's TV bar 255 00:12:08.360 --> 00:12:11.240 discipline that he didn't get any directions in. 256 00:12:11.399 --> 00:12:11.440 No. 257 00:12:11.559 --> 00:12:14.080 But here's here's the real here's the here's the real story. 258 00:12:14.320 --> 00:12:17.120 When I was working at Mysteries and Scandals, I was 259 00:12:17.159 --> 00:12:19.759 always out with his suit nice you know, HARMANI you 260 00:12:19.879 --> 00:12:21.919 name it. I had all the best suits. One night 261 00:12:21.960 --> 00:12:25.639 we went to the one on Sunset. I can't think 262 00:12:25.679 --> 00:12:27.639 the name right now, but it's all nude, which I 263 00:12:27.679 --> 00:12:28.240 really don't like. 264 00:12:28.279 --> 00:12:29.320 But I went there was late. 265 00:12:29.519 --> 00:12:32.279 I got my suit on and this girl was really 266 00:12:32.279 --> 00:12:35.440 attractive and very flirty, and I gave her whatever was 267 00:12:35.440 --> 00:12:37.519 one hundred bucks. Went in the back room and I 268 00:12:37.559 --> 00:12:41.080 did get very aroused, and uh, you know, I started talking, 269 00:12:41.240 --> 00:12:42.600 what am I going to do with this? I can't 270 00:12:42.600 --> 00:12:44.519 go out there like this, that kind of thing. And 271 00:12:44.600 --> 00:12:46.639 she said, you can take you can take care of it. 272 00:12:47.039 --> 00:12:48.919 So I took care of it in the room, right. 273 00:12:49.279 --> 00:12:51.519 I jerked off in the room with her. She didn't care. 274 00:12:51.559 --> 00:12:54.799 She watched and then as I finished, he goes, wait, 275 00:12:54.919 --> 00:12:56.960 I know you. You're the guy on the TV show 276 00:12:57.440 --> 00:13:04.240 and I'm not. It's not me. I guest that all 277 00:13:04.240 --> 00:13:06.360 the time. So it was a good It was good 278 00:13:06.360 --> 00:13:08.799 in bad. But yeah, it happened once. It happened once. 279 00:13:09.200 --> 00:13:11.159 Yeah, not always good to be recognized. 280 00:13:12.799 --> 00:13:14.559 But it was good until it wasn't good. But it 281 00:13:14.600 --> 00:13:16.240 that way, you know. 282 00:13:16.360 --> 00:13:18.840 I I hear you. Well, that's that's all I got 283 00:13:18.840 --> 00:13:22.080 for anniversaries. Today. We got we got a couple of 284 00:13:22.120 --> 00:13:25.200 big ones and we got a dead that was a bird, 285 00:13:25.279 --> 00:13:28.840 not a seagull in the Randy Johnson story. All right, 286 00:13:28.919 --> 00:13:32.080 So I think we talked about this last week. I've 287 00:13:32.080 --> 00:13:34.279 now gotten to go out on the boat the yacht 288 00:13:34.320 --> 00:13:39.639 excuse me twice, Yes, which listeners The name which I 289 00:13:39.679 --> 00:13:45.639 love of the is the bott of Being, And yes 290 00:13:45.720 --> 00:13:50.600 it is. I can explain tying it back to the 291 00:13:50.600 --> 00:13:55.720 prior story. But I got injured during the last what 292 00:13:55.840 --> 00:14:01.159 happened here, I may have been overserved. Aside whether I was, 293 00:14:04.399 --> 00:14:08.639 I was self overserved, yet I made himself overserved. And 294 00:14:08.759 --> 00:14:12.840 I was walking to the bow and I put my 295 00:14:13.000 --> 00:14:16.799 foot up on what I thought was a dry piece 296 00:14:17.039 --> 00:14:20.440 of the boat of the bow, and it was wet, 297 00:14:20.720 --> 00:14:24.279 and so my my foot slid really fast off of 298 00:14:24.320 --> 00:14:27.000 that right into the railing of the boat, really hard, 299 00:14:27.960 --> 00:14:33.559 and and well, I ah, it turned into a pretty 300 00:14:33.600 --> 00:14:38.039 serious didn't realized that day, partially because of my blood 301 00:14:38.039 --> 00:14:40.919 alcohol level, and partially because sometimes like it takes a 302 00:14:40.960 --> 00:14:43.559 little while for these things to to kick in their 303 00:14:43.600 --> 00:14:45.519 worse the day after than they are the day of 304 00:14:46.039 --> 00:14:50.399 kind of thing. And so I I brought my dilemma 305 00:14:51.480 --> 00:14:57.039 to Gemini near me to Ai, because I really wanted 306 00:14:57.519 --> 00:15:01.080 to try and resolve the situation. I want to look 307 00:15:01.120 --> 00:15:03.639 at my notes because I want to tell you exactly 308 00:15:03.679 --> 00:15:07.240 what Irena told me. Irena Ai told you so. I 309 00:15:09.639 --> 00:15:11.720 explained that I had had an accident while out on 310 00:15:11.799 --> 00:15:16.320 a friend's boat that resulted in my foot being broken 311 00:15:16.320 --> 00:15:23.840 in multiple places. And oh, no, I broke, I broke 312 00:15:24.120 --> 00:15:31.240 multiple Uh what do you call them? Metatarsals? Both toes 313 00:15:31.279 --> 00:15:32.000 and metals. 314 00:15:32.240 --> 00:15:32.679 Yeah. 315 00:15:33.879 --> 00:15:36.159 I told Irena Ai that a visit to the doctor 316 00:15:36.200 --> 00:15:42.519 resulted in a treatment plan requiring possible surgery, rest, physical therapy, 317 00:15:43.080 --> 00:15:46.080 and three to four months of not putting a lot 318 00:15:46.080 --> 00:15:47.679 of wheat on the foot. 319 00:15:48.039 --> 00:15:48.279 Wow. 320 00:15:49.120 --> 00:15:53.039 My question was whether I should expect my friend slash 321 00:15:53.519 --> 00:15:59.120 his insurance company to cover my medical expenses. Irena Ai 322 00:15:59.200 --> 00:16:02.080 asked me whether I discussed the situation with my friend 323 00:16:02.559 --> 00:16:07.519 and how that conversation made me feel Okay. Well, as 324 00:16:07.559 --> 00:16:11.679 it turned out, I went to a preseason baseball game 325 00:16:11.720 --> 00:16:15.960 with my friend a couple of days later, and my 326 00:16:16.080 --> 00:16:19.240 son joined us for that, and when I explained to 327 00:16:19.279 --> 00:16:23.120 my friend what had happened, he called me a pussy, 328 00:16:23.320 --> 00:16:26.159 a drunken and a drunken moron, and said I was 329 00:16:26.200 --> 00:16:29.519 an idiot. If I wasn't an idiot, I would never 330 00:16:29.600 --> 00:16:36.440 have slipped on his yacht of my name was Well, 331 00:16:37.519 --> 00:16:39.759 remember I haven't been saying the name of my friend, 332 00:16:39.840 --> 00:16:43.799 but you just clarified that. Although people probably connected the 333 00:16:43.960 --> 00:16:47.120 yacht ownership with my friend. But if you're asking me 334 00:16:47.159 --> 00:16:50.639 whether he called me a pussy and a drunken moron 335 00:16:50.240 --> 00:16:53.000 and said if I wasn't an idiot, I never would 336 00:16:53.039 --> 00:16:57.559 have said that a shot absolutely scouts honor. That's exactly 337 00:16:57.559 --> 00:17:01.639 what he said. In fact, he may have even used terminology. 338 00:17:02.080 --> 00:17:03.840 I'll let you guess what it was that was worse 339 00:17:03.879 --> 00:17:08.880 than worse than idiot, but politically incorrect to use that language. 340 00:17:08.960 --> 00:17:09.119 Yeah. 341 00:17:10.759 --> 00:17:14.400 So Arena AI asked me how it made me feel 342 00:17:14.839 --> 00:17:17.759 when my friend said that those said those things during 343 00:17:17.799 --> 00:17:20.680 our conversation. I told her it made me feel like 344 00:17:20.720 --> 00:17:26.319 a drunk, pussy idiot, and Arena AI asked me what 345 00:17:26.400 --> 00:17:29.480 I wanted to do about it. I said that I 346 00:17:29.519 --> 00:17:33.039 planned to get a great personal injury attorney and sue 347 00:17:33.079 --> 00:17:36.480 my friend's balls off. I also asked her whether she 348 00:17:36.599 --> 00:17:42.440 knew any great personal injury attorneys. So Arena I would 349 00:17:42.480 --> 00:17:47.119 not give me the name of any personal injury attorneys, 350 00:17:47.119 --> 00:17:49.960 so no recommendations. And then she asked me if I 351 00:17:50.039 --> 00:17:54.680 really wanted to end, potentially end a personal relationship over 352 00:17:54.799 --> 00:17:58.079 something like this, and I said I didn't want to, 353 00:17:58.599 --> 00:18:01.599 but I felt that it was the only option left 354 00:18:01.640 --> 00:18:06.240 for me. Understandable, at which point Arena AI said that 355 00:18:06.359 --> 00:18:17.839 in that case, you are a drunken pussy idiot. Okay, 356 00:18:17.880 --> 00:18:21.079 So the Arena AI did not call me a drunken 357 00:18:21.400 --> 00:18:26.200 pussy idiot, but it did take me through a very 358 00:18:26.200 --> 00:18:29.559 different road than when I tried to uh to have 359 00:18:29.680 --> 00:18:34.440 the same dialogue with chat GPT and with Crop three, 360 00:18:36.480 --> 00:18:39.559 both of which not only suggested I should sue my 361 00:18:39.640 --> 00:18:45.599 friend but also gave me recommendations for personal injury attorneys 362 00:18:45.680 --> 00:18:50.359 in my area. Yes, and so I actually think that 363 00:18:51.160 --> 00:18:53.039 there's a reason I told the story, folks, which is 364 00:18:53.400 --> 00:18:58.920 that there's, you know, there's just the lazy way of 365 00:18:59.640 --> 00:19:01.720 just going going to a chatbot or one of those 366 00:19:01.720 --> 00:19:05.720 services and just asking them to solve your problem for you, 367 00:19:06.359 --> 00:19:09.960 or give you a personal injury attorney's number or name, 368 00:19:10.519 --> 00:19:15.160 and give you a suggestion on whether you should an 369 00:19:15.200 --> 00:19:17.880 answer as to whether you should or shouldn't sue. And 370 00:19:18.240 --> 00:19:21.519 in each case there was a small qualification about my 371 00:19:21.640 --> 00:19:26.079 comfort level of suing a friend, but there was the 372 00:19:26.119 --> 00:19:31.400 immediate suggestion that from a financial standpoint, I absolutely should 373 00:19:31.440 --> 00:19:35.920 be suing my friend. And so we talk about the 374 00:19:35.960 --> 00:19:41.759 distinction between what Irena AI does and what the chatbots 375 00:19:41.880 --> 00:19:46.960 or or you know, chat ept rock, et cetera, would do. 376 00:19:47.200 --> 00:19:52.319 And I think it's a great illustration of that here 377 00:19:52.680 --> 00:19:58.200 she's trying to lead me to the emotional answer to 378 00:19:58.279 --> 00:20:02.799 ask of myself, is it do I feel right about 379 00:20:03.480 --> 00:20:07.519 suing a friend over an accident that happened on his 380 00:20:07.640 --> 00:20:09.720 yacht where he was kind enough to ask me to 381 00:20:09.759 --> 00:20:12.799 go out in the and I got myself drunk and 382 00:20:13.519 --> 00:20:17.359 I stepped on the wet spot and hit my foot, 383 00:20:17.400 --> 00:20:21.640 and and so of course I think that I would 384 00:20:21.640 --> 00:20:27.279 never ever uh suing Kenny over something like this or 385 00:20:27.599 --> 00:20:31.720 my friend excuse me, but I think it's a it's 386 00:20:31.759 --> 00:20:32.720 a great illustration. 387 00:20:32.880 --> 00:20:35.359 I like how zeep she she got, She really got 388 00:20:35.400 --> 00:20:39.279 inside your head rather than these other chat shepts, et cetera, 389 00:20:39.880 --> 00:20:43.000 just giving you straight up information, which is doesn't really 390 00:20:43.039 --> 00:20:44.799 weigh emotions or friendships. 391 00:20:45.079 --> 00:20:47.839 My sister, same thing happened her many years ago. 392 00:20:47.920 --> 00:20:50.400 She was stepping from a dock onto her friend's boat 393 00:20:51.039 --> 00:20:53.880 and her the boat slid away from the dock and 394 00:20:53.960 --> 00:20:57.119 she fell right in between her thighs on the hard 395 00:20:57.160 --> 00:21:00.960 fiberglass boat and she went and hospital. She got all 396 00:21:01.000 --> 00:21:02.880 cut up down there, very painful. 397 00:21:03.039 --> 00:21:05.240 She wanted to suit. We all said, don't do that. 398 00:21:05.359 --> 00:21:07.680 Marie and Perry are your friends. You can't do that. 399 00:21:08.000 --> 00:21:08.599 She did it. 400 00:21:09.079 --> 00:21:13.720 She got nothing, basically, and the friendship was over. My 401 00:21:13.799 --> 00:21:15.680