WEBVTT 1 00:00:11.279 --> 00:00:15.800 Hello, and welcome to a very special Labor Day episode 2 00:00:16.519 --> 00:00:17.679 of Laura Kane after Dark. 3 00:00:17.839 --> 00:00:18.920 We do not take it off. 4 00:00:19.879 --> 00:00:21.960 You guys can, and I'm glad that you have it 5 00:00:22.000 --> 00:00:24.239 off because you can kick back and hang with us. 6 00:00:24.440 --> 00:00:26.480 Right, yeah, I had it off till I got here. 7 00:00:27.600 --> 00:00:29.839 Now you call this work? This is oh my god. 8 00:00:30.199 --> 00:00:33.119 I know. And up until like an hour before, Laura 9 00:00:33.119 --> 00:00:34.159 was still sending me stuff to do. 10 00:00:35.439 --> 00:00:39.039 She's very bossy. Okay, you should see that. I should 11 00:00:39.039 --> 00:00:40.359 read you the text that she sent me. 12 00:00:40.960 --> 00:00:43.880 Okay, wait, wait wait, wait wait, I was napping. 13 00:00:44.240 --> 00:00:49.560 I'm Laura Kane, Sarah Grimmer, Hi producer Brian. Okay, so, Brian, 14 00:00:50.439 --> 00:00:54.359 I knew this was labor day and I was I'm like, okay. 15 00:00:53.920 --> 00:00:57.399 Which for Laura means just a regular work day, Like La. 16 00:00:57.840 --> 00:01:00.000 It means nothing to me. But I knew that Brian 17 00:01:00.359 --> 00:01:00.920 had it off. 18 00:01:01.000 --> 00:01:02.799 I met, I assume, right, So she waited till the 19 00:01:02.880 --> 00:01:04.040 last minute for me to do it. 20 00:01:04.680 --> 00:01:06.319 I know, I was like, oh, is he going to 21 00:01:06.359 --> 00:01:07.719 answer me? I don't know if he's going to answer. 22 00:01:07.760 --> 00:01:09.840 Maybe if he considers this a work day. 23 00:01:09.799 --> 00:01:10.560 You're You're lucky. 24 00:01:10.560 --> 00:01:11.680 I actually had time to do it because I was 25 00:01:11.680 --> 00:01:12.879 in Lahoya for most of the day. 26 00:01:13.200 --> 00:01:16.599 Oh well, I'm glad that you did, because I did 27 00:01:16.680 --> 00:01:19.040 give you a couple assignments, and I'm thank you for 28 00:01:19.079 --> 00:01:20.959 doing that one. 29 00:01:20.719 --> 00:01:22.400 Of them doing your assignments at the last. 30 00:01:22.400 --> 00:01:26.760 Oh my gosh, we're going to talk about our big 31 00:01:26.920 --> 00:01:30.599 date night out downtown on Saturday. 32 00:01:31.400 --> 00:01:31.840 Brought it. 33 00:01:32.000 --> 00:01:35.000 We have pictures and videos to show you. And why 34 00:01:35.040 --> 00:01:40.000 were we downtown at nine thirty at night? 35 00:01:40.159 --> 00:01:41.079 That's when we got. 36 00:01:40.879 --> 00:01:42.079 There at Moonshine Flats. 37 00:01:42.079 --> 00:01:43.400 At Moonshine Flats, why were we there? 38 00:01:43.439 --> 00:01:46.239 Which, by the way, I was completely out of my element. 39 00:01:46.280 --> 00:01:47.359 It was a country in Western. 40 00:01:47.319 --> 00:01:48.439 We'll get to that, do. 41 00:01:50.400 --> 00:01:51.719 I. 42 00:01:51.799 --> 00:01:58.120 We're going to talk about the unbelievable comment that unfortunately 43 00:01:59.560 --> 00:02:02.319 she was the I was a witness too, and this 44 00:02:02.359 --> 00:02:05.640 is never gonna go away ever, never, And it was 45 00:02:05.680 --> 00:02:06.359 out of the blue. 46 00:02:07.319 --> 00:02:10.199 And let me just say this. 47 00:02:11.280 --> 00:02:13.439 We walked out of the store we were in and 48 00:02:13.639 --> 00:02:18.159 Eric's chest was so puffed out, like he was so proud. 49 00:02:18.439 --> 00:02:20.680 His head almost didn't make it through the door. 50 00:02:21.039 --> 00:02:24.599 Those double doors at TJ Max barely contained. I thought 51 00:02:24.599 --> 00:02:25.719 they were gonna have to take them off. 52 00:02:25.800 --> 00:02:30.199 Oh my gosh, just wait, just wait, big concert. 53 00:02:30.240 --> 00:02:30.759 I went to. 54 00:02:32.319 --> 00:02:35.639 Big fight. Oh boy, I'll tell them. I'll talk to 55 00:02:35.680 --> 00:02:40.080 you about that. We have special guest Ellen Robin. She's 56 00:02:40.159 --> 00:02:41.199 gonna be here live. 57 00:02:41.240 --> 00:02:44.800 We've been talking about skidaddle for two months now and 58 00:02:44.840 --> 00:02:48.520 it's coming up Saturday, so she's gonna be on with us. 59 00:02:48.520 --> 00:02:50.479 She's a special guest. 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We love everything about 96 00:04:19.040 --> 00:04:20.759 La Joya Cosmetic Surgery Center. 97 00:04:20.839 --> 00:04:23.279 Go to glamfam dot com. 98 00:04:24.439 --> 00:04:26.480 So Eric and I saw a lot of each other 99 00:04:26.920 --> 00:04:27.720 over the weekend. 100 00:04:28.040 --> 00:04:28.519 We did. 101 00:04:28.879 --> 00:04:34.720 We went scouting out bridle shops yes on Friday to 102 00:04:34.800 --> 00:04:38.800 see if we could have a group try on wedding dress. 103 00:04:38.839 --> 00:04:40.519 Try it for those of us who have never tried 104 00:04:40.560 --> 00:04:43.120 on a wedding dress, so that is in the work. 105 00:04:43.199 --> 00:04:43.680 So we went. 106 00:04:43.759 --> 00:04:45.759 We did some homework, and we talked to some people 107 00:04:46.079 --> 00:04:49.319 and we went to lunch after yes, and then we 108 00:04:50.120 --> 00:04:52.759 had to go to Marshalls because it was in the 109 00:04:52.759 --> 00:04:55.600 shopping center. Right, we cannot pass off an opportunity to 110 00:04:55.600 --> 00:04:58.600 go to one of those stores. No, we get whatever 111 00:04:58.639 --> 00:05:00.680 we're gonna get. I don't know, I got to facial stuff. 112 00:05:00.720 --> 00:05:03.240 I don't forgot what you out. We're in line. I 113 00:05:03.279 --> 00:05:05.160 don't even remember what we were talking about. 114 00:05:05.199 --> 00:05:08.160 But you know how the long, we're talking about our 115 00:05:08.360 --> 00:05:10.079 outfits for Halloween, and I was refusing. 116 00:05:10.160 --> 00:05:12.160 Oh yeah, he was being a brad. I'm like, what 117 00:05:12.199 --> 00:05:13.759 are we gonna be for Halloween? We could be like 118 00:05:13.800 --> 00:05:16.680 a famous couple or something. And he's like, nah, I'm not, 119 00:05:16.759 --> 00:05:20.199 just like we've dressed up every Halloween. Why are you 120 00:05:20.240 --> 00:05:21.360 like throwing a fit right now? 121 00:05:21.399 --> 00:05:23.319 I throw a fit every Halloween because I hate Halloween. 122 00:05:23.360 --> 00:05:27.839 So now I'm gonna let you say exactly what. The 123 00:05:27.959 --> 00:05:33.560 guy in front of us, single guy, young guy, turned 124 00:05:33.560 --> 00:05:38.560 around and said to us he overheard our conversation. 125 00:05:38.959 --> 00:05:41.639 I said the following, Well, she could go as Britney 126 00:05:41.680 --> 00:05:43.759 Spears and just put on a little mini skirt and 127 00:05:43.839 --> 00:05:47.040 brown sensible shoes and throw knives around, and I said, 128 00:05:47.160 --> 00:05:51.759 I could always go as Brad Pitt because so many 129 00:05:52.000 --> 00:05:56.279 people mistake me for him. And the guy turns around, 130 00:05:56.319 --> 00:05:59.519 he goes, well, actually, you look just like Chris Hensworth. 131 00:06:00.560 --> 00:06:03.920 The heavens opened up. I was like and. 132 00:06:04.079 --> 00:06:08.319 I and the guy was dead serious and he was 133 00:06:08.360 --> 00:06:10.639 sober and he had not been day dreaming. 134 00:06:11.160 --> 00:06:14.920 No, it looked completely out of both eyes. 135 00:06:15.399 --> 00:06:21.639 So I now, oh, am a dead ringer for chrism No, 136 00:06:22.120 --> 00:06:24.480 my god, I know. 137 00:06:24.519 --> 00:06:26.639 I look at Brian. Brian is like, said, I don't 138 00:06:26.680 --> 00:06:27.279 think you look. 139 00:06:27.160 --> 00:06:32.360 Like Okay, Well, this guy gave him the ultimate compliment 140 00:06:32.439 --> 00:06:34.360 that I've ever heard in my entire life. 141 00:06:34.360 --> 00:06:37.639 And you Eric's face was like glowing. 142 00:06:38.360 --> 00:06:41.480 It was. It was more than normally. 143 00:06:41.600 --> 00:06:45.360 Oh my god, and his chest was all like I like, 144 00:06:45.439 --> 00:06:47.399 we said, his head barely fit through the doors. 145 00:06:47.399 --> 00:06:49.879 I'm like, I'm I'm never going to hear the end. 146 00:06:50.399 --> 00:06:52.120 I will never hear the end of the story. The 147 00:06:52.160 --> 00:06:53.480 story will always be brought up. 148 00:06:53.600 --> 00:06:53.959 It will. 149 00:06:54.279 --> 00:06:56.639 And I'm kind of sad I witnessed it because I 150 00:06:56.680 --> 00:06:57.800 can't say that it didn't happen. 151 00:06:57.920 --> 00:06:59.920 I am thrilled that you witnessed it. 152 00:07:00.759 --> 00:07:05.079 And then Saturday happened. So Saturday Eric works all day 153 00:07:05.560 --> 00:07:08.639 eight hours. I worked eight hours, and then I had 154 00:07:08.680 --> 00:07:12.279 to work a couple more hours at work working at 155 00:07:12.319 --> 00:07:17.480 Star and then we Eric and I were invited to 156 00:07:17.839 --> 00:07:21.720 a birthday party downtown at a club. And it's this 157 00:07:21.959 --> 00:07:24.000 woman who's been on our show before. Her name was 158 00:07:24.000 --> 00:07:26.480 Beatrice and we love we love her very much. And 159 00:07:27.000 --> 00:07:30.639 I'm like, Eric, we are going to put on our 160 00:07:30.839 --> 00:07:34.519 big girl and big boy pants. We're gonna we're gonna 161 00:07:34.680 --> 00:07:36.959 pull it together. We're gonna get a second. When the 162 00:07:37.000 --> 00:07:39.000 party started at nine, and we were. 163 00:07:38.800 --> 00:07:42.000 Like in se and here's the thing. When first came 164 00:07:42.199 --> 00:07:45.319 like what I said, we were both like, we're in. 165 00:07:45.560 --> 00:07:49.399 And then and then I looked at the time and 166 00:07:49.439 --> 00:07:52.639 I was like, is it too late to retract my Yeah, 167 00:07:52.680 --> 00:07:55.079 I'm in because I was like nine o'clock on a 168 00:07:55.120 --> 00:07:55.720 Saturday night. 169 00:07:55.879 --> 00:07:57.560 I know, we're so freaking. 170 00:07:57.519 --> 00:08:00.240 The only thing I'm looking at on a Saturday at 171 00:08:00.279 --> 00:08:02.399 nine o'clock is the inside of my eyelids stomach. 172 00:08:02.560 --> 00:08:05.519 Eric, we're going, we're going to go make an appearance. 173 00:08:06.240 --> 00:08:08.240 We're going to try to get it together as good 174 00:08:08.240 --> 00:08:11.120 as we can. Take an uber from my house. We'll 175 00:08:11.160 --> 00:08:14.560 go say hi, da da da, and then leave because 176 00:08:14.560 --> 00:08:15.639 you had to work in the morning. I had to 177 00:08:15.720 --> 00:08:19.879 leave for my mom's m HM. So we get down 178 00:08:19.920 --> 00:08:23.680 there and the guy there's a guy at the front 179 00:08:23.759 --> 00:08:27.360 checking IDs, and we looked at him when we said, 180 00:08:29.160 --> 00:08:31.279 these are the oldest ideas you're going to see all night, 181 00:08:31.600 --> 00:08:32.360 so get ready. 182 00:08:32.480 --> 00:08:34.120 Another guy had no like sense of humor. 183 00:08:34.320 --> 00:08:35.960 He just said, you're going to need to throw that bottle, 184 00:08:36.279 --> 00:08:37.600 that water bottle away, ma'am. 185 00:08:37.799 --> 00:08:39.000 I know we were walking into. 186 00:08:39.080 --> 00:08:41.519 What I thought we were walking into was like a 187 00:08:41.559 --> 00:08:44.600 birthday party that was kind of planned, but actually what 188 00:08:44.639 --> 00:08:46.879 we were walking into was just a club where she 189 00:08:47.080 --> 00:08:48.399 was hanging out with friends. 190 00:08:49.000 --> 00:08:51.480 And say, there was lots of things hanging out. 191 00:08:51.679 --> 00:08:55.240 It was past that bar. It was fun moonshine flat. 192 00:08:55.360 --> 00:08:58.120 I saw more tigle bitties than I've ever seen. Oh 193 00:08:58.159 --> 00:09:00.559 my god, my entire light. 194 00:09:00.759 --> 00:09:03.120 We get to the front, there's that room in between 195 00:09:03.320 --> 00:09:05.799 nothing for me. We get there's a room in between 196 00:09:05.960 --> 00:09:09.120 the entrance and then the entrance to the club where 197 00:09:09.159 --> 00:09:11.480 you're supposed to pay the cover charge. 198 00:09:11.639 --> 00:09:13.600 And so I haven't paid a cover. 199 00:09:13.480 --> 00:09:16.000 Char I've been doing club in like years. I forgot 200 00:09:16.000 --> 00:09:16.879 about cover charge. 201 00:09:16.919 --> 00:09:19.159 You remember the last time I've ever set for in 202 00:09:19.159 --> 00:09:19.440 a bar. 203 00:09:19.639 --> 00:09:22.480 So I was like, thinking of Myra brain. I'm like, oh, 204 00:09:22.600 --> 00:09:24.720 hell no. So I said to the woman, I go, 205 00:09:25.480 --> 00:09:27.240 all I need to do. All we need to do 206 00:09:27.799 --> 00:09:31.720 is drop off a gift, find our friend, and we're out. 207 00:09:32.240 --> 00:09:36.799 I'll leave you my rings as proof. Yeah, like, please 208 00:09:36.840 --> 00:09:38.120 don't make us like you. 209 00:09:38.039 --> 00:09:40.240 Guys haggled over a cover charge. We didn't which is 210 00:09:40.240 --> 00:09:41.279 like probably ten dollars. 211 00:09:41.759 --> 00:09:42.320 I don't even know. 212 00:09:42.399 --> 00:09:44.440 It wasn't even worth us to pay it. Like I 213 00:09:44.519 --> 00:09:46.559 was ready to turn around and climb back and be. 214 00:09:46.919 --> 00:09:48.360 So she's like, okay, just go, just go. 215 00:09:48.480 --> 00:09:51.879 So so we didn't pay the cover so that was good. 216 00:09:51.919 --> 00:09:54.639 So we get there. We're looking around and it's like 217 00:09:54.799 --> 00:09:55.960 kind of smoky in there. 218 00:09:56.039 --> 00:09:59.840 There's you know, there's girls dancing on the blocks and stuff. 219 00:10:00.000 --> 00:10:03.279 It was my worst's line dancing. There's there's all sorts 220 00:10:03.279 --> 00:10:06.200 of things. It's crowded. So we're looking for Beatrice. She's 221 00:10:06.320 --> 00:10:10.960 upstairs on this like upper level, and then we had 222 00:10:11.000 --> 00:10:13.279 to turn it on. We had to turn it on 223 00:10:13.399 --> 00:10:18.440 for at least twenty minutes. Our party sells, so about 224 00:10:18.480 --> 00:10:26.559 twenty minutes. Exhausted, annihilated, like oh my god, totally. But anyway, 225 00:10:26.799 --> 00:10:29.639 we wanted to show you some pictures we were trying 226 00:10:29.639 --> 00:10:31.480 to take. Here, I'll move the camera so you guys 227 00:10:31.519 --> 00:10:37.399 can see the screen. Here, we were trying to take pictures, 228 00:10:38.000 --> 00:10:40.639 modeling pictures because we thought we looked kind of cute. 229 00:10:41.240 --> 00:10:44.399 So I'm like, let's do our best modeling. Eric used 230 00:10:44.399 --> 00:10:46.720 to be a model. Hey, look at it, a freak. 231 00:10:46.759 --> 00:10:49.960 I look like you look great? You look great. 232 00:10:50.360 --> 00:10:52.519 I look like I'm scared of something. 233 00:10:52.679 --> 00:10:55.039 You look like you're being anally probed. 234 00:10:54.759 --> 00:10:58.519 By oh whatsoever? Anyway, you look great. 235 00:10:58.440 --> 00:10:59.960 Undered neath your skirt. 236 00:11:00.240 --> 00:11:02.399 Then, oh that's okay, awful. 237 00:11:02.639 --> 00:11:07.919 So the Olsen Twins one time said it to take 238 00:11:07.960 --> 00:11:10.840 a nice picture with your mouth closed and to get 239 00:11:10.879 --> 00:11:14.360 the kind of duck lip look, say the word prune. 240 00:11:14.440 --> 00:11:16.840 Oh god, that's a terrible that's bad advice. 241 00:11:17.039 --> 00:11:19.240 So we all are saying the word prune. 242 00:11:19.399 --> 00:11:20.639 I look like I'm melting. 243 00:11:21.000 --> 00:11:22.919 Well, you look the best out on the three of us. 244 00:11:23.279 --> 00:11:24.000 Look terrible. 245 00:11:24.279 --> 00:11:25.360 Just looks like she's whistling. 246 00:11:25.399 --> 00:11:28.159 And I look like I just got my lips injected, 247 00:11:28.159 --> 00:11:29.080 and look horrible. 248 00:11:29.919 --> 00:11:31.480 You've seen a picture of the Olsen Twins. They look 249 00:11:31.519 --> 00:11:32.399 awful in photos. 250 00:11:32.559 --> 00:11:33.759 Well, they say prune. 251 00:11:34.000 --> 00:11:37.600 That's apparently the secret and then I saw this girl 252 00:11:37.919 --> 00:11:39.919 and she was dancing like she was kind of like 253 00:11:40.039 --> 00:11:41.039 leading the dancing. 254 00:11:41.320 --> 00:11:45.240 This girl right here she was. I'm like, I want 255 00:11:45.240 --> 00:11:45.559 to be here. 256 00:11:45.679 --> 00:11:47.000 I can do this. I can do this. 257 00:11:47.159 --> 00:11:54.559 So Eric's spelling it. Here we go. There's me. So okay, okay, okay. 258 00:11:54.960 --> 00:11:55.480 I'm doing it. 259 00:11:58.080 --> 00:12:00.879 You're Eric, You're right in step with her. 260 00:12:01.360 --> 00:12:02.840 I think that's all I did. That's not all I 261 00:12:02.879 --> 00:12:05.679 sent you for that night. Oh my god. 262 00:12:06.320 --> 00:12:09.480 But I was so out of my element. I was 263 00:12:09.519 --> 00:12:12.480 in like a sport jacket. 264 00:12:12.840 --> 00:12:15.399 I know, everybody had like and everybody was in like 265 00:12:15.399 --> 00:12:19.639 coal jeans and boots. Yeah, you were like totally up. 266 00:12:20.200 --> 00:12:22.240 I looked like I was going to a poetry reading. 267 00:12:22.960 --> 00:12:25.240 It was actually really fun for twenty minutes, the thirty 268 00:12:25.240 --> 00:12:27.519 minutes we were there, whatever it was. Then we get 269 00:12:27.519 --> 00:12:31.159 outside and Eric is like stitching to get home, right. 270 00:12:31.279 --> 00:12:32.360 I hate downtown. 271 00:12:32.679 --> 00:12:35.320 I go, let's just walk up the block because we're hungry. 272 00:12:35.399 --> 00:12:37.679 Let's just look for tacos. We're downtown. When was the 273 00:12:37.759 --> 00:12:41.159 last time we were downtown? And He's like no, So 274 00:12:41.200 --> 00:12:43.279 he is on his Uber and he's like getting the ubers. 275 00:12:43.320 --> 00:12:46.559 So we get in the Uber. This uber driver oh 276 00:12:47.000 --> 00:12:50.399 is talking our ear and tells us this horrible story 277 00:12:50.399 --> 00:12:53.200 about this woman that it gets into this vicious fight 278 00:12:53.240 --> 00:12:56.120 that has these big boobs, and he was talking about 279 00:12:56.200 --> 00:12:58.159 like this guy had this kind of choke hold and 280 00:12:58.200 --> 00:13:00.159 she had a broken nose and it was blood. 281 00:13:00.240 --> 00:13:01.759 She was in my car and. 282 00:13:02.080 --> 00:13:05.919 Eric's Oh, I was horrified. I didn't say a word 283 00:13:06.399 --> 00:13:09.240 the entire time. Oh, I don't even think I tipped 284 00:13:09.240 --> 00:13:12.879 the uber driver yet. Well, I know I got it 285 00:13:13.440 --> 00:13:15.039 until you brought it up just now. I don't think 286 00:13:15.039 --> 00:13:16.960 I ever clipped him. Oh boy. 287 00:13:17.639 --> 00:13:19.120 All right, So that was that night. 288 00:13:19.279 --> 00:13:23.360 But before we get to your double D news, I 289 00:13:23.399 --> 00:13:25.919 need to tell you about big concert. 290 00:13:26.840 --> 00:13:27.879 Oh boy, big fight. 291 00:13:31.360 --> 00:13:35.679 Antonio, who's my roommate and my ex boyfriend, but we're 292 00:13:35.720 --> 00:13:38.399 friends and we do stuff together because we're companions. We 293 00:13:38.799 --> 00:13:44.960 hang out platonically. So he bought tickets to the Steve 294 00:13:45.120 --> 00:13:49.919 Leban Journey def Leppard at Petco Friday night, and he 295 00:13:49.960 --> 00:13:52.679 bought him a long time ago. They were there, so 296 00:13:52.759 --> 00:13:56.440 I'm won a big deal and uh they were floor 297 00:13:56.519 --> 00:13:58.080 seats and he said, well, do you want to go? 298 00:13:58.159 --> 00:14:01.480 I have yes. I love Journey. I would love to 299 00:14:01.519 --> 00:14:03.039 see def Leppard for sure. 300 00:14:03.120 --> 00:14:05.519 You would actually love to just shop at the gift shop. 301 00:14:06.000 --> 00:14:09.960 The merch Oh, I'm all about the merch, the merch stand. 302 00:14:10.200 --> 00:14:14.720 But anyway, we get to our floor seats, which were great, 303 00:14:14.919 --> 00:14:18.480 but he's the kind that tries to get as close 304 00:14:18.799 --> 00:14:21.440 as possible to the stage and it makes me uncomfortable 305 00:14:21.480 --> 00:14:25.360 because we get into an area that's not our those 306 00:14:25.399 --> 00:14:30.320 aren't our seats, and I get scared. So Journey comes on. 307 00:14:30.679 --> 00:14:32.879 Oh my gosh, it was so great. The guy that 308 00:14:32.919 --> 00:14:34.279 took over first seat, Parry. 309 00:14:34.480 --> 00:14:37.279 He sounds just like him, isn't it freaky? 310 00:14:37.519 --> 00:14:42.360 Like even better, and he's a great performer. Everybody knows 311 00:14:42.399 --> 00:14:45.480 every word every song, so it was so fun. So 312 00:14:45.519 --> 00:14:47.840 there's these two dudes behind me and they were like 313 00:14:48.360 --> 00:14:50.879 there were some chairs that were empty. Again, we're not 314 00:14:50.919 --> 00:14:52.919 in the right seats, but nobody's kicked us out yet. 315 00:14:53.799 --> 00:14:57.559 So the security guard is coming around, and I decided 316 00:14:57.559 --> 00:14:59.679 I would do them a favor and like, I go 317 00:14:59.799 --> 00:15:02.279 call I'm up next to me, and I'll pretend like 318 00:15:02.360 --> 00:15:04.720 I know you, so the security guard will leave you alone. 319 00:15:04.720 --> 00:15:06.720 Because they were asking the guys like let me see 320 00:15:06.759 --> 00:15:10.919 your tickets, So I pretended like I knew them. I'm like, hi, Oh, 321 00:15:10.960 --> 00:15:12.120 I'm so glad you guys are here. 322 00:15:12.200 --> 00:15:14.279 Come here are your seats? And the guy walks away 323 00:15:14.320 --> 00:15:14.960 security guard. 324 00:15:15.360 --> 00:15:24.000 You're so smart, Well, Antonio flipped out. He goes, why 325 00:15:24.000 --> 00:15:27.759 do you have to be so effognice to everybody because 326 00:15:27.799 --> 00:15:28.399 you're a delight? 327 00:15:28.639 --> 00:15:30.080 I go, you don't know my personality. 328 00:15:30.120 --> 00:15:34.519 Bind. Now he goes, we could have risked our position 329 00:15:34.639 --> 00:15:37.720 here the you know, by bringing those. 330 00:15:37.600 --> 00:15:39.200 Two guys up. Blah blah blah. 331 00:15:39.240 --> 00:15:41.480 So I was like, you know what, whatever, I'm over it, 332 00:15:41.519 --> 00:15:43.600 and I went up to the seat in front of 333 00:15:43.600 --> 00:15:45.039 me and I just kind of left him. 334 00:15:45.080 --> 00:15:46.639 Well, he left me, he. 335 00:15:46.679 --> 00:15:49.480 Bailed, and so I was like, I'm at this concert 336 00:15:49.519 --> 00:15:54.399 by myself. I'm texting him no answer, So I'm at 337 00:15:54.399 --> 00:15:56.480 the concert alone. So I just kind of hang out 338 00:15:56.480 --> 00:15:59.759 with these two guys, these two strangers, and then this 339 00:15:59.799 --> 00:16:02.240 one who was in front of me, you super drunk, 340 00:16:03.320 --> 00:16:06.519 didn't realize that Steve Perry is no longer in Journey. 341 00:16:06.600 --> 00:16:09.639 Oh no, what year are you in? 342 00:16:09.840 --> 00:16:13.279 Miss? She's like, who's this lead singer guy? I don't 343 00:16:13.519 --> 00:16:13.919 like him? 344 00:16:14.200 --> 00:16:17.799 I want So they left the Journey concert and came 345 00:16:17.799 --> 00:16:20.000 back for Deaf Leppard because she was so incensed it 346 00:16:20.039 --> 00:16:20.480 wasn't Steve. 347 00:16:21.440 --> 00:16:23.720 I was like, this is crazy, but it was really fun. 348 00:16:24.039 --> 00:16:24.879 And then I left. 349 00:16:25.000 --> 00:16:27.200 I saw one Deaf Leopard song and I was like, 350 00:16:27.240 --> 00:16:29.840 you know what, I gotta work tomorrow. I've seen enough, 351 00:16:29.879 --> 00:16:31.279 you know how I am at fond. 352 00:16:31.320 --> 00:16:32.840 I knew you wouldn't make it through the whole thing. 353 00:16:33.039 --> 00:16:35.279 We got there on time though, for the very opening, 354 00:16:35.279 --> 00:16:37.000 and I saw Steve miller Rand, which. 355 00:16:37.080 --> 00:16:38.440 He told me didn't show up. 356 00:16:39.320 --> 00:16:40.480 No, the heart. 357 00:16:40.200 --> 00:16:44.960 Opened for some of theirs, and somebody else opened for 358 00:16:45.039 --> 00:16:46.639 some of the other ones, and so we got the 359 00:16:46.639 --> 00:16:49.639 Steve miller Rand. So it was fine. The dude's eighty 360 00:16:49.720 --> 00:16:51.039 years old. That's in that band. 361 00:16:51.159 --> 00:16:51.799 He looked great. 362 00:16:52.600 --> 00:16:55.600 Anyway, it was a really it was cat to the 363 00:16:55.679 --> 00:16:57.600 rat watching a live version of cacoun. 364 00:16:59.480 --> 00:17:00.720 They wrong, still they rock. 365 00:17:01.159 --> 00:17:03.519 So I was like, oh, there's Steph Lever. Oh okay, cool, 366 00:17:03.840 --> 00:17:06.240 and then I left, took an ober home, went to 367 00:17:06.240 --> 00:17:06.920 work the next day. 368 00:17:07.000 --> 00:17:09.200 So I have one thing to talk to you about. 369 00:17:09.440 --> 00:17:09.640 What. 370 00:17:09.839 --> 00:17:11.039 Oh, let'stick on my teeth? 371 00:17:11.079 --> 00:17:14.200 No? What I do not know? How you drink those drinks? 372 00:17:14.599 --> 00:17:17.400 Oh the bobas he just tried boba for the first time. 373 00:17:18.599 --> 00:17:19.839 I think you need to get used. 374 00:17:19.720 --> 00:17:22.559 To this gelacness medicine ball. 375 00:17:23.279 --> 00:17:23.640 Do you like? 376 00:17:23.720 --> 00:17:25.319 Boba? Was good? 377 00:17:26.640 --> 00:17:27.960 Depends on what type of tea you have in. 378 00:17:28.039 --> 00:17:31.319 It, though, black milk tea or tie tea. 379 00:17:31.200 --> 00:17:34.359 Is also good without the balls in it. 380 00:17:34.559 --> 00:17:37.599 All right, So before we get to Ellen Robin, your 381 00:17:37.599 --> 00:17:43.680 special guest que the Double D News, I have a little. 382 00:17:45.400 --> 00:17:46.920 Can I be a special correspondent again? 383 00:17:47.000 --> 00:17:47.119 Oh? 384 00:17:47.319 --> 00:17:47.920 Yes, special? 385 00:17:48.160 --> 00:17:48.759 Two stories? 386 00:17:49.079 --> 00:17:49.319 Yes? 387 00:17:49.359 --> 00:17:51.240 Okay, tell me when it's my turn. 388 00:17:51.799 --> 00:17:57.119 Okay, okay. Real Housewives of Orange County tamer Judge had 389 00:17:57.119 --> 00:18:01.119 a brow left and she documented it on Instagram. Face swelling, 390 00:18:01.279 --> 00:18:05.039 skin peeling, and pain. She's fifty six years old. She 391 00:18:05.359 --> 00:18:06.720 looked like the cripkeepers. 392 00:18:06.880 --> 00:18:08.319 She looks horrible. 393 00:18:08.359 --> 00:18:10.240 I didn't even know who it was. And you know what, 394 00:18:10.680 --> 00:18:12.079 that does not sound fun at all. 395 00:18:12.440 --> 00:18:15.200 I don't think the recovery her fully recovered face is 396 00:18:15.200 --> 00:18:15.839 going to look good. 397 00:18:16.559 --> 00:18:20.920 It's too bad. I'm never getting a browlift. 398 00:18:21.240 --> 00:18:22.799 No, you're just gonna get those things taken out. 399 00:18:24.279 --> 00:18:28.880 The cure is Roger O'Donnell reveals that he has blood cancer. 400 00:18:29.400 --> 00:18:33.440 Oh no, ooh, that's lucchini. 401 00:18:33.200 --> 00:18:37.400