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Speaker 1: Good morning from Hell. I'm Chris and I'm dead and

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my eternal punishment is to do this podcast where we

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interview everyone in the afterlife. I'm joined, as always by

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the younger brother of Satan, Clayton.

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Speaker 2: You can ask me what's wrong?

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Speaker 1: No, I didn't know if you were just having a

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hard time breathing or if you were sighing, or.

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Speaker 3: You know, I'm just not into it. I'm just not

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into it, Chris. And to what can we rearschedule this?

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Can we just do this for another time?

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Speaker 1: And just what's wrong?

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Speaker 2: I just feeling off.

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Speaker 3: The vibes are off today. I'm just I rolled out

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of bed like ten minutes ago.

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Speaker 1: You know, Yeah, you're still wearing your pajamas.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm still aware. My new good word from hell

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sweatpant pajamas. They're great for just being cozy, and you

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know they're very difficult to hide a boner in.

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Speaker 2: That much is clear as you can see.

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Speaker 1: So everything's not entirely down. Some things are looking up.

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Speaker 2: No, I mean, just like you know, something's just off. Man.

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Speaker 1: Is it had our time with love life or hate life?

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Speaker 2: No, don't try to therapize me. What are you better help?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 2: Get he get out of my brain. It's just it's

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just the seasonal depression.

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Speaker 4: Chris.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know that that's what it is.

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Speaker 1: You know, well, it's normal. You know, like sometimes the

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best way to fix seasonal depression is to buy sweatpants

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from your favorite podcast.

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Speaker 2: Stop trying to shill Birch. Just hear me out. It's

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the seasonal depression. That's it.

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Speaker 1: It's the seasonal depression. What do you do in hell

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when you have seasonal depression? You just need to get

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out in the lava.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, Chris, you're not hearing me. It's seasonal depression. Chris, No,

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I'm hearing you. I understand. No, a lot of people

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suffer from seasonal depression. It's this time of year. People

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get set.

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Speaker 2: Stop.

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Speaker 3: I know it's okay. No, no, no talking about seasonal depression.

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I understand. You do not understand. You are not hearing

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the words it's seasonal depression. He's right there, he's been

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here the whole time.

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Speaker 4: Uh, hey, guys, what's going on?

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Speaker 3: See it's our fucking guest. It's seasonal depression.

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Speaker 4: I'm so excited be here. Thanks for having me.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, you're yacht?

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Speaker 1: Is it?

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Speaker 4: Dickad Oh yeah, thanks for having me is really exciting.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, clearly thrilled to have you here.

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Speaker 4: Those are great sweatpants. They would look a little bit

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better if there were some stains on him.

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Speaker 3: I did take a pe year earlier, and sweatpants do

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you traditionally absorb just a bit of urine?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you gotta check out that prostate is probably getting older.

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It's gotta get screened for prostate cancer.

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Speaker 3: I am getting older. God damn it. Oh fuck, it

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runs in the family.

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Speaker 2: Goddamn it. Seasonal depression.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, we haven't met.

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Speaker 2: Oh you've met him, Chris, you've met seasonal depression. You

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just didn't know it.

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Speaker 4: We haven't met because you're a stupid eternal optimist sitting

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around doing a podcast and how like you're having the

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best time ever. You can't even accept that you have

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no talent, no ability. Only people who podcasts are the

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ones that of giving up on their dreams like you.

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Speaker 1: Oh, okay, you're feeling it now.

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Speaker 2: You're feeling this, Chris, You feeling the vibes.

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Speaker 1: Maybe a little nice to meet you again.

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Speaker 4: It's really great to be here.

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Speaker 1: I'm so you're like the manifestation of seasonal or like

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what are you?

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Speaker 4: Uh, just you know that feeling when you go outside

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and the sky is gray and you're looking at the

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leaves and all the leaves are dying and they're in

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the mud, and you just think, oh, my gosh, only

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got one parent left, probably got ten good years before

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they start being senile. I should give them a call.

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But really, I just need to have a nap. Fuck.

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That's me. Oh that's what I do. That's my vibe.

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Speaker 2: That's me too. I relate to that so hard.

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Speaker 3: Oh God, and you're still hard, I know, but I

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can't help it. I don't know, man, It's yeah, the season, oppression,

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it's the weather. I'm just gonna stop going to the gym.

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I'm already gonna eat like shit because of the holiday.

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Is like fucking yeah, who fucking cares?

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Speaker 2: You know, what's the point, dude.

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Speaker 4: Go over to the kitchen and open the cabinet. You

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see that pox oreos right there?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm looking at it.

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Speaker 4: Now. Open the fridge.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I mean I'm not gonna get a glass

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for my milk. I'm just gonna fucking broad dog it

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from the cart and who cares?

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Speaker 4: Well, you know what might actually be better as if

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you just see that tub of sour cream right there.

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Speaker 2: Uh huh yeah, Oh.

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Speaker 4: No, try dunking an oreo in that sour cream.

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Speaker 1: It's getting closer to my mouth that I don't even

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care to know.

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Speaker 2: I'm just gonna go for it. Man.

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Speaker 1: Technically, well no, no, sour cream doesn't have protein in it.

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Speaker 3: I mean it's got a little bit, but it's mostly fat.

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I mean, look at me, o'mkaying in the holiday weight

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is coming back? How is it taste just like shit?

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But I don't even care, Like I feel like my

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senses are dulled. Nothing tastes good right now anyways, So

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it's like, what's the point, you know.

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Speaker 4: Have another one? They would probably be good.

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Speaker 3: I'm already four deep seasonal, and I know that I'm

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gonna need to brush because it's just fucking sour cream

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and chocolate.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, or you shit, This is why people are

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afraid of me. I can't imagine what my breath tastes like.

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Speaker 4: Is there anything more sad, yeah than an erection and

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no way to relieve it. Maybe the reason you have

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that erection is because you just have no genuine love

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in your life, and everything in your life is all

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about instant gratification, and you'll never know the true embrace

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of what it's like to be loved by another demon.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, So.

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Speaker 4: That's what I do.

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Speaker 2: Like I could jerk it, I could get rid.

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Speaker 3: Of it, but it's not gonna feel good. I'm just

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gonna sit there, just look at it.

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Speaker 4: Wow, you're gonna want to do it again? You just

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do it again.

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Speaker 3: No, No, I'm gonna do it.

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Speaker 4: So is this an interview? Because I could just do

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this all day. That's what I love to do. You know,

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it's not often that people get to pursue their passions,

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and that's what I've gotten to do with my wife

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because my passion is making people give up on theirs.

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Speaker 2: It's working.

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Speaker 3: I mean shit, And I know that you're probably gonna

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go away the moment, like the sun starts shining and

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the birds start shirping again, but like that feels like

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forever a.

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Speaker 4: Way, the sun is not coming back.

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Speaker 2: Why what happens?

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Speaker 4: The thing about seasonal depression is in order to embrace it,

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you have to accept that nothing is ever going to

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get better.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Climate is changing.

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Speaker 1: Shoot, I didn't even think about that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well now I'm thinking about it.

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Speaker 4: Even if the sun comes out, it will just be

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to give you melanoma. That's all it is. Oh my god,

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it's a melanoma ball.

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Speaker 1: And I just like I never wear sunscreen anyways, and like,

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why would I start?

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Speaker 4: Now?

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Speaker 2: You know, who fucking cares? What's done is done?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I.

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Speaker 1: Guess for audio listeners, how would you describe what you

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look like?

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Speaker 4: I'm going through a big hat face right now? Uh

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huh So I'm a big dark cloud and a fun

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little cowboy.

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Speaker 2: But it's like kind of sad. It's not even fun,

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even though like it should be.

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Speaker 3: It's just like the attempt at having fun just makes

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it more sad, you know, like I can't express this

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is happening.

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Speaker 4: But oh my god, you can look at me and think,

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oh man, maybe I should get a cowboy hat, And

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then it's like, you know, just underneath your hat is

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a demon pattern baldness.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the novelty is just not there because then now

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I'm just thinking about my own scalp, my own hairline

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failing me as I grow older, older and.

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Speaker 4: Older older, and amazing that even as an eternal being,

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you can still feel your own mortality.

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Speaker 2: With the weather change.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if this is you doing this, but

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my knees, my joints, I just like, I just feel

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like shit.

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Speaker 1: That could also be you joined hell's hockey leagues. So

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what's the point.

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Speaker 3: We're not going pro? I'm well past my prime. I mean,

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who cares? You know, Like, what am I gonna do?

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Speaker 4: And the saddest thing is is when you realize that

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there never was a prime.

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Speaker 1: Oh, oh my god, there.

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Speaker 4: Was just you being younger and sucking at things.

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Speaker 2: Oh it never was like that good.

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Speaker 4: You're right, never was that good.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Well you weren't into hockey back then.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I didn't have any passions.

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Speaker 3: I just farted around and like played video games and

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just played with this boner that's still here.

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Speaker 2: It's the only consistent in my life. Well at least

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she got that.

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Speaker 3: But it's not even that impressive. I mean, look at it.

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And these sweatpants, these brand new sweatpants.

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Speaker 4: You know, those sweatpants look like they would be great

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for farting.

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Speaker 2: And if it goes beyond the fart, who cares anymore?

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Speaker 1: You know what if we got some light, a little

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more light in this room, like here, we have some

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death scented candles that are actually available at store dug

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in my friend dot com. I'm just gonna light up

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some of these death scented candles.

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Speaker 2: He smell like shit, and he keeps trying to sell stuff.

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You see what I'm dealing with. Season just trying to.

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Speaker 1: Brighten up the space your wallet.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, went all the way to hell and

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there's still a slave to capitalism.

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Speaker 3: I'm his boss, and I'm pleading with him. I'm just like,

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can you just be in the moment. Can you stop

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trying to push merch? Can you stop trying to sell

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things to these people?

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Speaker 4: You know?

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Speaker 2: And he's just like, oh, you just got code.

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Speaker 3: It just never ends, just cyclical, just like every day,

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every day, repeat repeat.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: No need to sell those sweatpaints in a size small,

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just a double excel.

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Speaker 1: I mean they got a drawstring. Doesn't buying things make

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you happy in some way?

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Speaker 2: Briefly?

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Speaker 1: I mean it's cyber Monday, right.

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Speaker 4: So like cyber Monday, the saddest thing to ever be created.

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Ten percent off on all the things that all those

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children made.

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Speaker 1: Well, at least it gave them a sense of worth,

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you know, Like those children work hard for those nikes.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm just thinking about their score. Kids.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well, at least you have this podcast. Good work, guys, it's.

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Speaker 2: Not even doing well.

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Speaker 3: I don't even know will have bad reads for this episode.

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We're just barely scratching by. I mean, that just makes

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me want to sell more bullshit and asked for people

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to sign up for the Patreon.

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Speaker 2: It just it was the point so we can make

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it another month.

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Speaker 4: Think of all the Hello Fresh meals that your listeners

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have thrown away, only to get McDonald's at the last second,

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eaten piece chicken nugget by themselves. That was me, Hello

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death more like it.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: That's the other benefit to these sweatpants.

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Speaker 1: As it hides the cell you light, I mean, it's

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just it's taking over my body. On the bright side

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it cell you light, is that it brightens things up.

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Speaker 2: This is wordplay.

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Speaker 3: He's just like, I don't know what he's doing anymore.

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He just what is that even.

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Speaker 4: His last remaining brain cells are just clinging to the

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idea of hope. What's underneath that hat, Chris.

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Speaker 1: It's not a cloud or another smaller cowboy hat.

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Speaker 4: It's all a cloud, Chris. It's just a cloud.

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Speaker 1: It's just a cloud like life.

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Speaker 4: Life, It's just a cloud and then it's gone.

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Speaker 1: What about death?

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Speaker 4: You know what death is?

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Speaker 1: It's podcasting.

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Speaker 4: You think that death is podcasting, but real death is

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when you the whole of a podcast in hell. Can't

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help but tell your shitty wares that no one wants.

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What color are those sweatpants? They better be brown.

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Speaker 2: They're like a charcoal.

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Speaker 4: They're like a heather gray. Oh no, that was a mistake.

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They gotta be sharp brown.

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Speaker 1: Maybe we can make some sharp brown pants or something.

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Speaker 2: The blanks aren't available.

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Speaker 1: I checked, but at least they're on discount now for

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Cyber Monday. And he just up.

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Speaker 4: That's all he's got in his life is Cyber Monday,

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Black Friday. Never a mention of giving Tuesday. Would have

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you given back to this world? Except hundreds of episodes

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of this terrible podcast is bad.

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Speaker 1: It is bad.

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Speaker 2: He's right, Chris.

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Speaker 1: It's all be remembered for no, people don't really remember it.

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Speaker 2: It'll just be you know, my God, whose side are

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you on?

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Speaker 1: I just that's generous if you think that people will

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remember it after you're gone.

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Speaker 2: But that's it.

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Speaker 3: Things like I'm just gonna stick around for forever, you know,

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I mean we're in hell.

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Speaker 2: I'm just here.

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Speaker 1: We're just gonna keep existing. I'm gonna keep aging, and

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it's just not gonna get better worse.

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Speaker 4: At least it's raining.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, how's it raining in Hell?

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Speaker 5: Well?

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Speaker 2: That's actually there was like a big leak at the

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piss factory.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's okay.

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Speaker 1: It could be worse. It could be ship Wait, hold on,

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oh there's a leak at the ship factory.

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Speaker 4: Piss?

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Speaker 2: Did you do that?

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Speaker 4: I may have had a little bit of hand in it.

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Speaker 2: How did you are your powers? What's the extend to?

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Speaker 4: Like?

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Speaker 2: How does this all happen?

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Speaker 4: It's not so much of a power. It's just like

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I float around and then uh, you know, I don't

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really put too much effort into this because my whole

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goal is to just have everyone give up. So the

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least I can do is set a great example.

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Speaker 1: Well, so for this, specifically, the rain of p and feces.

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Speaker 4: Where do you think all the diarrhea from Earth goes?

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Speaker 1: I thought it went into the water that people drink,

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But no, that's the microplastics.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, the microplastics. They're just going through my body

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and I can't stop them.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, microplastics to go with a micro penis just for you.

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Oh my god, Hey, Clayton, are you married?

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Speaker 2: You can see my hand you know I'm not married.

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Speaker 4: No, what a surprise. What do you think that that's about.

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I don't know. I so single, so many people in

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hell and yet no one for you.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I've just been thinking about that, but I

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push it out of my mind, you know, I just like,

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don't bother yourself with those thoughts.

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Speaker 2: Focus on what lies ahead.

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Speaker 3: But nothing lies ahead except more podcasting with Chris, So

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I mean I might as well just you know, ruminate, just.

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Speaker 4: Think of it. His eternal punishment was to do a

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podcast with you. Yeah, so what does that make you?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is my eternal punishment? What about you?

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Seasonal depression?

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Speaker 4: I'm living the dream.

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Speaker 2: How can I combat you? I mean, I know that's

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a weird question.

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Speaker 3: I know you're not gonna reveal your like kryptonite, but like, genuinely,

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what do I do to get rid of you?

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Speaker 4: You could watch eight seasons of Bluey. Yeah, that might

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make you feel better.

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Speaker 3: I think it's gonna make me feel worse because then

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I'm just gonna be fucking in front of my TV

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like I always am, you know, and then I'm gonna

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be imagining, like.

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Speaker 2: What if I was in this blue world? What if

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I was talking to these dogs? What if instead of red,

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I was blue? Yeah, and then it's just not gonna

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be real.

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Speaker 3: I'm just gonna be doing escapism, living in a fantasy.

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And then I'm gonna look outside where it's raining, shit

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and pissed and Chris is run around chilling out merchandise,

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and it's just gonna make me more sad.

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Speaker 4: You know what I always say to people when they

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are depressed.

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Speaker 1: What good? Well are you not depressed?

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Speaker 4: I've never felt more like myself. I've finally reached a

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full state of realization because I am depression. So I

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was happy one I was terrible.

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Speaker 2: Oh tell us about that.

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Speaker 4: I just couldn't help but be optimistic, and I was like,

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what's wrong with me? Always looking on the bright side,

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seeing the beauty and nature. I almost didn't know what

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to do. I started taking a yoga class. It took

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me so long to get back to myself. I was

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trying everything. I couldn't help but eat healthy. So I

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know what it's like to just feel outside of your

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own body, even as a cloud, I started forming into

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a human body. Oh, I was like, no, where is

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my vaporous steak. I looked in the mirror. I didn't

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even recognize myself because I saw a healthy man.

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Speaker 1: Oh one step forward then two steps back. You know,

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you just lost it just as easily as he got it.

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Speaker 4: And I'm so used to not even taking steps. I

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just flowed.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.

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Speaker 4: I just flow through life. Will feel bad, and it

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makes me feel.

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Speaker 1: Great when people are happy. Does that hurt or is

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it more just it feels good when people are sad.

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Speaker 4: It's about balance. You really have to hate the light

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to appreciate the dark.

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Speaker 1: Huh.

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Speaker 4: You have to realize that happiness is just a part

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of life, and then it'll get back around to shitty again.

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Speaker 1: So right, that's a good point.

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Speaker 4: I always say every happy ending is just a story

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that stops in the middle, because everything about this earth

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and even about this after life, it's all meaningless. There's nothing,

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So have another oreo.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I just I've been eyeing yet there's not

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much sour cream. Lest I might as well just you know,

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polish it off. But you guys, mind if I'm so sorry,

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I don't normally do this during a recording, but like

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it's cool. I just kind of close my eyes maybe

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like take a nap.

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Speaker 1: Well, well, Clayton takes a nap. I want to talk

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are you still sleeping?

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Speaker 3: I feel like if I could just let the time pass, yeah,

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you know, maybe, like in my dreams, it'll be a

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little bit better. But then I'm just gonna wake up

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again and it's just gonna be even worse because I'm

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gonna remember all the shit, you know, you.

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Speaker 4: Know, wake up and be in hell. Yeah, that's what

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I'm all about, Even something that you love so much,

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like how I can turn into a bad thing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're talented, and I.

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Speaker 4: Think the most important thing to remember, uh huh if

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you want to get away from me, is that this

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is a podcast and all you have to do get

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on to the next episode. I hope it will be

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equally as depressive as this one. Take another Oreo Clayton.

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You know what would go good with them? Yea? What

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some self loathing?

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, I'm already top dov uh oh oh,

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they're not even going to When you eat so much

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junk food, it's just like the treat of it.

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Speaker 2: All is just like lost.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're just indulging constantly, and then it loses its

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shine and the fun.

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Speaker 2: You know, it doesn't feel like it's.

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Speaker 3: Forbidden fruit anymore because that's all I'm taking into my body.

474
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:27,440
Speaker 4: That's one of my other talents. I can make gray

475
00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:32,000
a taste wow, gray, Yeah, what you're tasting is gray.

476
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,559
Speaker 2: Oh, it's kind of like barren empty.

477
00:20:34,799 --> 00:20:36,880
Speaker 1: It's like a little bit of like what water gives you,

478
00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:38,359
but it doesn't quench anything.

479
00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:39,759
Speaker 2: It's like a void, you know.

480
00:20:40,119 --> 00:20:42,960
Speaker 4: Hey Clayton, Yeah, what's your happiest memory?

481
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,039
Speaker 2: It's by my birthday?

482
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,680
Speaker 3: You know, like six years old, got a bunch of

483
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:50,000
cool presents. My brother was like actually like really loving me,

484
00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:51,559
and like my dad was still around.

485
00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:54,119
Speaker 4: You know what what your happiest memory?

486
00:20:54,319 --> 00:20:54,720
Speaker 1: Uh huh?

487
00:20:54,799 --> 00:20:55,880
Speaker 4: Didn't mean anything?

488
00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:57,000
Speaker 1: Oh why not?

489
00:20:57,319 --> 00:20:59,799
Speaker 4: Because you're here now? Uh huh? And what have you

490
00:21:00,079 --> 00:21:01,640
taken from it? What's left?

491
00:21:01,839 --> 00:21:02,359
Speaker 2: I don't know.

492
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:04,920
Speaker 4: You're what now four million years.

493
00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:06,759
Speaker 2: Old something like that. I've lost count.

494
00:21:06,839 --> 00:21:09,839
Speaker 4: And you have one good memory as a six year old?

495
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:10,559
Speaker 2: Uh huh?

496
00:21:10,559 --> 00:21:13,920
Speaker 4: Oh, and that's all you have? Yeah, and all the

497
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,640
people that loved you are gone.

498
00:21:15,759 --> 00:21:17,480
Speaker 1: Well they're not all gone, but they're just no, they're

499
00:21:17,519 --> 00:21:19,319
pretty much all gone. I mean they're still around, they

500
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:22,119
just don't love me anymore. Yeah, I guess I've got Chris,

501
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:23,799
But I don't know, Chris, how do you feel about me?

502
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:27,640
Speaker 4: In some ways? That's even worse. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm

503
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:30,079
just loving this. I know I'm supposed to be the guest.

504
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:32,400
This is what I do. And when you love what

505
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:35,359
you do, you just can't stop doing it. Yeah, doesn't

506
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:36,279
feel like work.

507
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,559
Speaker 2: Well, this podcast definitely feels like work.

508
00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:41,680
Speaker 4: It doesn't feel like work. To make you feel like

509
00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:44,240
a bummer, What can I do to help you? Chris?

510
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:48,359
Remember when you had a job that wasn't podcasting and

511
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:52,839
there was all those promises about making movies. Yeah, and

512
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:57,039
you thought, maybe I'll get to direct a movie someday. Yeah,

513
00:21:57,279 --> 00:21:58,880
not gonna happen, now, is it?

514
00:21:58,920 --> 00:21:59,200
Speaker 2: Man?

515
00:21:59,319 --> 00:22:02,359
Speaker 1: I'd call this boner killed, but I'm still rock hard though.

516
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:05,680
You know, yeah, there's always next year.

517
00:22:05,839 --> 00:22:06,960
Speaker 2: I mean, let's be real, Chris.

518
00:22:07,039 --> 00:22:09,039
Speaker 3: You're gonna say, well, there's always next year, and like,

519
00:22:09,079 --> 00:22:11,680
what are we in, like November December ish? So we're

520
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:13,119
just gonna be like, well, we're just gonna write out

521
00:22:13,119 --> 00:22:14,960
the rest of this year, and then by the time

522
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,160
that the new year rolls around, you're gonna be like, oh,

523
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:19,240
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna change, and then you don't.

524
00:22:19,319 --> 00:22:20,920
You maybe go like a month or two and then

525
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:21,599
you give up on that.

526
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:24,240
Speaker 1: What if we instead of waiting for next year to change,

527
00:22:24,279 --> 00:22:25,079
we start today.

528
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:26,160
Speaker 2: Who's gonna do that?

529
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:29,319
Speaker 3: Though there's the holidays, you got all the travel and

530
00:22:29,359 --> 00:22:32,119
the visiting and all the different foods.

531
00:22:31,839 --> 00:22:34,000
Speaker 4: New Year, New chance to Fail.

532
00:22:34,359 --> 00:22:35,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

533
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:37,519
Speaker 3: I had to go to the bathroom earlier, but I

534
00:22:37,519 --> 00:22:39,160
think I'm just gonna go in these pants. I'm just

535
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:40,480
gonna see how absorbent they are.

536
00:22:40,599 --> 00:22:44,079
Speaker 4: That'll be the only warmth you ever experience, your own

537
00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:47,759
piss running down your leg. Yeah, of the sweatpants you

538
00:22:47,839 --> 00:22:48,920
couldn't sell.

539
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:52,279
Speaker 1: Yep, hold on, hold on, I can't. I can't concentrate

540
00:22:52,319 --> 00:22:53,160
when you're talking, Chris.

541
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:57,000
Speaker 4: Sorry, that's that prostate acting.

542
00:22:57,359 --> 00:22:59,960
Speaker 3: It keeps coming up, and it's extra hard to pee

543
00:23:00,079 --> 00:23:00,880
when I've got this.

544
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:03,279
Speaker 2: Rock card direction. I just will not go away.

545
00:23:04,319 --> 00:23:07,200
Speaker 1: Well, why don't we switch things up a little? Right?

546
00:23:07,319 --> 00:23:08,599
Some Q and A about hell?

547
00:23:08,839 --> 00:23:09,759
Speaker 4: Uh huh? Sure?

548
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:12,240
Speaker 1: Good Morning from Hell now has a discord. You can

549
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:15,680
go discord dot Gooding from Hell else to see. I'm

550
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:16,559
just saying, that's where.

551
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:20,039
Speaker 4: Peoples cord if you want that sense of community without

552
00:23:20,079 --> 00:23:23,480
the real human connection that you said desperately crave.

553
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:26,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, just just parasocial. I mean, what are we

554
00:23:26,559 --> 00:23:29,359
doing here? You know, I don't even know, Chris, what

555
00:23:29,359 --> 00:23:31,480
are we saying? I'm sorry, Well, what we're doing?

556
00:23:31,519 --> 00:23:34,920
Speaker 1: Audio questions for people who support us on our Hatreon.

557
00:23:35,079 --> 00:23:37,519
Speaker 2: They ask so much of me already, though, I mean,

558
00:23:37,559 --> 00:23:39,680
what more do they want? I don't know.

559
00:23:39,759 --> 00:23:41,880
Speaker 1: Let's find out what is this? Who's it? Parry?

560
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:44,279
Speaker 4: Hey, Chris, Hey, Clayton, what's up?

561
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:48,000
Speaker 5: I was actually really curious to know in video games

562
00:23:48,039 --> 00:23:51,640
in hell with the sex scenes, are they more in

563
00:23:51,759 --> 00:23:55,079
depth and better or are they like infinitely worse and

564
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:58,039
just turn into like an a big explosion of awful things.

565
00:23:58,519 --> 00:24:00,960
I just want to say, I absolutely loothy you guys.

566
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:02,200
Speaker 4: This is Perry.

567
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, Perry for doing your show.

568
00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:07,200
Speaker 2: They asked about video game sex scenes.

569
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:08,960
Speaker 3: It just reminds me of when I was way more

570
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:11,799
horny and just like way more like sexually active, and

571
00:24:11,839 --> 00:24:13,599
I just like I cared about that, you know, I

572
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:16,880
had some drive, some motivation. But now I'm just just

573
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:19,200
a loner with the boner and these sweatpants, you know,

574
00:24:19,279 --> 00:24:21,559
and just like you do look horny. Yeah, I mean

575
00:24:21,599 --> 00:24:24,039
because I have horns. I was born with the horns,

576
00:24:24,079 --> 00:24:25,559
you know. I mean, this doesn't mean I.

577
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:29,720
Speaker 4: Am Clayton just out of curiosity. Sorry, is your penis sharp?

578
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:31,319
Speaker 2: I mean no, it's just pretty dull.

579
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:35,039
Speaker 1: You know, it's canonically established that it's like eighteen inches

580
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:36,960
wide and two inches long.

581
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:39,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, real, mushroom down.

582
00:24:40,279 --> 00:24:41,519
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be so real with you.

583
00:24:41,559 --> 00:24:44,799
Speaker 1: And my mom always did say that my circumcision went great.

584
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:46,960
Speaker 3: You know, she was always like it waited perfectly. She

585
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,880
always made sure to tell me you had an excellent circumcision.

586
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:52,920
We had the best doctors. It went awesome. It was great,

587
00:24:53,039 --> 00:24:55,400
and they were all clamoring about how impressed they were

588
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:57,440
without well they did. It always made me think, like,

589
00:24:57,519 --> 00:25:00,000
why she keeps saying that what actually happened?

590
00:25:00,079 --> 00:25:03,319
Speaker 1: And it's a weird thing to emphasize every time you

591
00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:04,240
see your mom.

592
00:25:04,079 --> 00:25:06,079
Speaker 3: But she does it, you know, and she still does it.

593
00:25:06,119 --> 00:25:07,480
Now I'm second guessing everything.

594
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:11,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know what happened. What she wanted a girl?

595
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:12,440
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

596
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:16,720
Speaker 1: Well to the question about sex and video games, Yeah,

597
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:19,279
when you were a kid playing video games, what are

598
00:25:19,279 --> 00:25:20,039
those sex scenes?

599
00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:22,359
Speaker 2: Like, the only version we got in Hell was just

600
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:23,519
all scat, you know.

601
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:26,880
Speaker 3: Just hu shit, you know, all the worst kind of

602
00:25:27,279 --> 00:25:30,319
like we never got next gen graphics. We're still kind

603
00:25:30,319 --> 00:25:32,839
of caught in then N sixty four in one era.

604
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:36,279
But like that's the one thing that Hell developers of

605
00:25:36,319 --> 00:25:38,000
our video games go really.

606
00:25:37,759 --> 00:25:40,200
Speaker 2: Hard on is the graphic graphic detail.

607
00:25:40,319 --> 00:25:42,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is one of those things too, where kind

608
00:25:42,759 --> 00:25:45,880
of like in the nineties where there's rumors of codes

609
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:50,000
and things to unlock better sex scenes or take off clothes,

610
00:25:50,039 --> 00:25:53,400
but none of them work. Nope, but there's always rumors,

611
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:57,319
so you always try. Yeah, someone's uncle always works in Nintendo.

612
00:25:57,680 --> 00:26:00,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know how to get Mario to take his

613
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:00,839
pants off?

614
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:01,720
Speaker 1: What really?

615
00:26:01,799 --> 00:26:02,960
Speaker 2: What's his mushroom look like?

616
00:26:03,039 --> 00:26:04,000
Speaker 1: Does it make him grow?

617
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:07,039
Speaker 4: All you have to do is you push B once

618
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,960
for forty minutes? Uh uh uh huh and then he

619
00:26:10,039 --> 00:26:11,039
drops his pants.

620
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:13,799
Speaker 1: Hello, really full monte.

621
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:17,039
Speaker 4: Yeah, he drops his pants And it's funny because Nintendo,

622
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:20,720
you think eight bits not a lot of detail, so

623
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:21,759
much detail.

624
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:23,440
Speaker 1: They just used the gumba sprite.

625
00:26:23,559 --> 00:26:28,640
Speaker 4: Imagine thirty of those tipped sideways with its tongue out ribbed. Yeah,

626
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:31,200
pre ribbed. I'm sorry, I don't know if that helps

627
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:32,000
with your question.

628
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:36,960
Speaker 1: Well, if you have more follow up questions, you can

629
00:26:37,039 --> 00:26:39,240
submit them a Good Morning from hell dot com or

630
00:26:39,359 --> 00:26:40,799
now on our discord Perry.

631
00:26:40,839 --> 00:26:44,839
Speaker 4: I hope this is the only bright spot in your day.

632
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:46,559
Speaker 2: Even though it's just very dull and not bright at all.

633
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:47,799
So Pari's in for a.

634
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:50,960
Speaker 1: Bad day seasonal depression. Do you have like a nickname

635
00:26:51,079 --> 00:26:52,799
or something? We could call you for short.

636
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:56,039
Speaker 4: And call me ceazyez all right, cause you know what

637
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:57,000
what eazy?

638
00:26:57,839 --> 00:26:58,440
Speaker 1: That's clever.

639
00:26:58,759 --> 00:27:02,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't even need enunciate. I don't need anyone

640
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:06,039
over using their tongues. No, you need to be able

641
00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:08,759
to say my name with your mouth full.

642
00:27:09,839 --> 00:27:12,200
Speaker 1: Do you date? What's your social life?

643
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:12,400
Speaker 4: Oh?

644
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:12,680
Speaker 1: Yeah?

645
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:15,079
Speaker 4: Fuck around around a lot.

646
00:27:16,599 --> 00:27:18,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, is it not like fulfilling? I mean

647
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,079
it sounds like you're just being a little evasive.

648
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:24,480
Speaker 4: Now I'm more curious, to be honest, I mainly date

649
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:28,200
other clouds, Okay. I don't like to kiss and tell,

650
00:27:28,279 --> 00:27:31,559
you know. But there's this one cumulus nimbus.

651
00:27:31,799 --> 00:27:32,240
Speaker 1: Uh huh.

652
00:27:32,319 --> 00:27:35,480
Speaker 4: She could do things with her nebulous shape.

653
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:37,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean those curves just.

654
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:40,039
Speaker 4: Blow your damn mic so fla.

655
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:42,319
Speaker 2: Do you feel as spark like lightnings?

656
00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:46,200
Speaker 4: Yea, Sometimes there is a lightning. Sometimes it's not about lightning.

657
00:27:46,279 --> 00:27:49,720
Sometimes it's just about cuddling up to your cloud. Yeah,

658
00:27:49,839 --> 00:27:53,480
sometimes it's for real sexy. Sometimes there is rain, but

659
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:56,759
we've all learned and if you want the rain, sometimes

660
00:27:56,759 --> 00:27:59,960
you gotta gotta deal with the sunshine because the cloud

661
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:01,599
will always come back.

662
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:04,799
Speaker 1: Around seasonal depression. You're kind of leaning away from the mic.

663
00:28:04,839 --> 00:28:08,440
Speaker 4: There, sorry, it's just fall asleep. I love it.

664
00:28:08,799 --> 00:28:10,200
Speaker 1: What about like fog?

665
00:28:10,559 --> 00:28:14,279
Speaker 4: You would think that depression and fog would go together,

666
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:18,839
but everyone's always excited to see fog, and I was like, oh,

667
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:20,519
look it's foggy out. Yeah.

668
00:28:20,599 --> 00:28:20,799
Speaker 5: Yeah.

669
00:28:21,039 --> 00:28:24,160
Speaker 4: People don't expect to see clouds on the ground, so

670
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:27,480
that don't make people happy. You wouldn't expect that.

671
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:30,880
Speaker 2: It is pretty novel. It's a cool experience. Although sometimes

672
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:31,960
I get brain fog.

673
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:35,079
Speaker 4: That's all the fog we want. That's not actual fog though,

674
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:39,279
that's a misnomer. Fog and brain fog not related. You

675
00:28:39,319 --> 00:28:42,880
get brain fog because your mind is trying to sort

676
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:47,599
through the infinite nothingness of your existence is and also

677
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:49,480
if you have a little too much sugar, you can

678
00:28:49,519 --> 00:28:50,200
get brain frog.

679
00:28:50,279 --> 00:28:52,599
Speaker 1: I'm getting that right now, those oreos are getting What

680
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:54,759
about like I don't know, Vitamin D.

681
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 4: Vitamin D can suck my Vitamin dick. I do all

682
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:03,799
all this work to make people think that the only

683
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:08,640
thing that's gonna help them is watching all twelve seasons

684
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:13,480
a Great British Baking Show, and then vitamin D comes in,

685
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:18,519
you go outside feel a little better, Like, fuck you man,

686
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:21,599
you didn't even put any effort into this. The sun

687
00:29:21,799 --> 00:29:24,240
just shine. I have to do real shit.

688
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:27,119
Speaker 1: I mean, you block the sun, so wouldn't you theoretically

689
00:29:27,119 --> 00:29:29,000
be absorbing a lot of vitamin D? Like, what do

690
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:29,559
you do with that?

691
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:33,440
Speaker 4: I just try and put it right back into the melanoma.

692
00:29:34,559 --> 00:29:37,279
I try and shine it back down on the people

693
00:29:37,319 --> 00:29:40,880
who don't need it and give them cancer, because that's

694
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:42,000
the least I can do.

695
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:44,519
Speaker 1: Okay, appreciate it.

696
00:29:44,279 --> 00:29:45,039
Speaker 2: It's great.

697
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:49,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's seasonal depression. Yeah, and then there's also seasonal

698
00:29:50,039 --> 00:29:53,039
effective disorder, which smells sad. Sad?

699
00:29:53,359 --> 00:29:54,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, sad?

700
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:57,319
Speaker 1: Is that just like another name for you, like nickname

701
00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:59,119
or something? Are you like andolf?

702
00:29:59,279 --> 00:30:01,920
Speaker 4: It is a little like a cand off the Great

703
00:30:02,039 --> 00:30:04,960
and off the White situation. You see. The problem is

704
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:08,519
when you're into some really weird, kinky stuff, people don't

705
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:11,079
like to admit that they're depressed. It's like people with

706
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:15,799
seasonal effective disorder. That's just me in a different sweater. No,

707
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:19,359
you know, not everyone likes to say that they're into

708
00:30:19,519 --> 00:30:21,920
like being a furry or whatever. But you might be

709
00:30:22,039 --> 00:30:24,960
like I love animals and then you get to it. Yeah,

710
00:30:25,039 --> 00:30:30,200
the word depression has been yeah, and really what I am?

711
00:30:30,279 --> 00:30:34,279
It's just that everyone has depression inside of them, they

712
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:37,160
just don't know yet. There should be no shame in it.

713
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:40,240
In fact, you should be loud and proud about how

714
00:30:40,279 --> 00:30:42,440
depressed you are. The way to do it is to

715
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:46,960
get those sweatpants, and everyone will know if you get

716
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:50,519
those sweatpants that you have no goals in your life

717
00:30:50,519 --> 00:30:53,920
that you'll ever be able to accomplish, no purpose. You

718
00:30:54,119 --> 00:30:57,160
just have an identity that is based on a brand.

719
00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:58,480
Speaker 1: Yeah.

720
00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:02,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, if anything, go to store dot held up where

721
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:03,440
what the fuck is it?

722
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:06,200
Speaker 1: Store dot? Good morning from hell dot com.

723
00:31:05,799 --> 00:31:09,759
Speaker 4: Stort, good morning from hell. Use that last bit of

724
00:31:09,839 --> 00:31:13,759
money you have from your minimum wage jobs to buy

725
00:31:13,839 --> 00:31:17,920
those sweatpants and announce that you're depressed. Yeah, because at

726
00:31:18,039 --> 00:31:21,319
least if you see someone else who's depressed, you won't

727
00:31:21,359 --> 00:31:23,920
be able to connect with them because you have no

728
00:31:24,079 --> 00:31:28,680
social skills and your experiences will not relate to anyone else's.

729
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:31,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I've been kind of staring at my pants,

730
00:31:31,319 --> 00:31:34,839
you know, kind of like zoning out, not really being present,

731
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,720
and I just had the thought that, like do you

732
00:31:37,759 --> 00:31:39,880
and anxiety kind of go hand in hand, because now

733
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:41,839
that I'm thinking about it, I'm terrified that if I

734
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:44,880
go out in public in these sweatpants, someone will pants me.

735
00:31:45,119 --> 00:31:46,960
Speaker 2: You know, they're just so easy to rip off.

736
00:31:47,039 --> 00:31:49,759
Speaker 1: Well, but you've built up that little defense mechanism right

737
00:31:49,799 --> 00:31:52,440
there to keep my boner. Yes, I mean it is

738
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:54,440
like kind of a speed bump, but you know it's

739
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:56,240
not gonna be enough to stop it.

740
00:31:56,559 --> 00:32:01,400
Speaker 4: Well, anxiety and the once be honest, we fuck around. Really,

741
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:04,559
to use the parlance of our times, we fuck around.

742
00:32:04,759 --> 00:32:07,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, what about you and the clouds y'all? Over all?

743
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:08,279
Speaker 2: I think they're open.

744
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:11,640
Speaker 4: Sometimes we bring anxiety into the like if you're going

745
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:12,400
on a picnic.

746
00:32:12,599 --> 00:32:12,720
Speaker 1: Uh.

747
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:15,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, the clouds and I we get together, I mean

748
00:32:15,519 --> 00:32:18,240
the dark gray clouds and we say we're bringing rain.

749
00:32:18,359 --> 00:32:22,400
If there's a wedding, oh outside wedding, bring anxiety into that.

750
00:32:22,519 --> 00:32:25,359
We'll ruin any special day. Yeah, because that's what we

751
00:32:25,519 --> 00:32:28,519
love to do. That's where we get off. Yeah. Oh

752
00:32:28,559 --> 00:32:29,039
my god.

753
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:31,759
Speaker 1: But does that not give you like a moment of joy,

754
00:32:31,839 --> 00:32:32,880
like of happiness.

755
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:36,160
Speaker 4: There's not a moment of happiness. It's just a moment

756
00:32:36,279 --> 00:32:39,759
of seeing other people sad. I wouldn't say it brings

757
00:32:39,799 --> 00:32:43,720
me happiness per se, because that would ruin me, but fulfillment.

758
00:32:43,839 --> 00:32:45,720
Speaker 1: Yes, I guess that's a weird thing to think about.

759
00:32:45,759 --> 00:32:49,279
Anytime you're nervous about your wedding getting ruined or your

760
00:32:49,359 --> 00:32:52,920
special day, that really is just a weird orgy happening

761
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:53,640
up in the sky.

762
00:32:54,079 --> 00:32:58,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's just a couple of clouds getting together, bumping nasties.

763
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:00,960
Speaker 3: Now that I'm thinking about it, the next time I

764
00:33:01,039 --> 00:33:05,400
experience that level of sadness in depression and anxiety, I'm

765
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:05,880
just gonna know.

766
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:08,519
Speaker 2: I'm not getting laid, but people are and it's not me.

767
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:11,799
Speaker 4: Well, clouds are, yeah, better than what I'm getting.

768
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:15,319
Speaker 1: Are you related to post nut Clarity. That's a great question. Yeah,

769
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:17,880
it's very comparable ant post Nut.

770
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,079
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's great, the best.

771
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,559
Speaker 2: I'm sorry ant post Nut.

772
00:33:22,759 --> 00:33:25,519
Speaker 4: Yeah, I haven't seen her in a while. You know,

773
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:29,000
she doesn't always show up. But it makes a great

774
00:33:29,079 --> 00:33:30,079
potato salad.

775
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:31,480
Speaker 2: I don't know if I want to know what that

776
00:33:31,519 --> 00:33:32,759
potato salads made out of.

777
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:36,640
Speaker 1: To be honest, and post nut Clarity makes good potato salad.

778
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:39,839
Speaker 4: You know exactly what's in that potato salad, and that

779
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:43,519
won't stop you from eating it because you're a depressed slob.

780
00:33:43,839 --> 00:33:45,240
Speaker 2: You're so right, You're so right.

781
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:47,279
Speaker 1: I see you brought some with try it.

782
00:33:47,279 --> 00:33:47,880
Speaker 4: It is great.

783
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,519
Speaker 1: I mean it's just been sitting in a car all day.

784
00:33:50,559 --> 00:33:53,160
It looks like, oh, maybe it's better with oreos. I mean,

785
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:54,160
who fucking cares?

786
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:55,480
Speaker 4: Dunke it, dunky.

787
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:57,480
Speaker 2: I'm gonna dunk it. I'm already through two.

788
00:33:57,359 --> 00:33:59,799
Speaker 4: Sleeves and you know you want a dunky, I'm.

789
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:03,039
Speaker 1: Gonna don't get it. I'm just gonna just put it. Yeah,

790
00:34:03,079 --> 00:34:05,880
that's definitely Seaman. That's definitely post not clarity.

791
00:34:06,039 --> 00:34:09,280
Speaker 4: Hey, Chris, have you played that guitar since college?

792
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:12,639
Speaker 1: Sometimes that's a no, that's a no. What can you

793
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:15,119
play a couple of the songs I knew in college?

794
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:18,159
I know, Cute without the e by taking Back Sunday

795
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:20,320
that's kind of a depressing emo song.

796
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:23,199
Speaker 4: So is that band still active or are they playing

797
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:25,840
any county fairs or anything like that?

798
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:26,440
Speaker 1: Probably?

799
00:34:26,559 --> 00:34:28,719
Speaker 2: I bet they look older and sadder now.

800
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:30,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is really sad to see the bands you

801
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:33,440
grew up listening to and they look like old people

802
00:34:33,599 --> 00:34:35,400
and you're like, wait, what does that mean? I am?

803
00:34:35,519 --> 00:34:37,719
Speaker 3: But they're still like trying to dress, like how they

804
00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:40,079
were when they were hot, you know, yeah, but now

805
00:34:40,119 --> 00:34:43,039
they're closed, semal fitted and just kind of dated.

806
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:47,679
Speaker 4: More like taking nap Sunday. Yeah, that's where we should

807
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:48,159
all do.

808
00:34:48,519 --> 00:34:50,199
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just going to this table here.

809
00:34:50,559 --> 00:34:54,679
Speaker 1: Thanks everyone for all your support, Not that it really matters,

810
00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:56,519
but it really does. Go to a good money from

811
00:34:56,559 --> 00:34:58,880
hell dot com and you know, waste your money because

812
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:01,039
maybe I don't give you a moment of happiness but

813
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:04,159
like not really fleeting, fleeting leading.

814
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:09,039
Speaker 4: A moment of fleeting happiness. Yeah, by your empty consumerism.

815
00:35:09,519 --> 00:35:09,880
Speaker 1: Yeah.

816
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:12,199
Speaker 4: Well this has been so much fun, guys, thank you

817
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:12,800
for having me.

818
00:35:13,039 --> 00:35:15,599
Speaker 3: Yeah. Man, you'll be around probably for the next couple

819
00:35:15,639 --> 00:35:16,440
of months anyway.

820
00:35:17,079 --> 00:35:18,320
Speaker 1: Yourself comfortable, you know.

821
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:19,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's cool.

822
00:35:19,199 --> 00:35:19,639
Speaker 1: It's cool.

823
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:23,639
Speaker 4: Remember, don't go outside, don't get enough sleep. It's not

824
00:35:23,679 --> 00:35:24,679
gonna help that.

825
00:35:24,599 --> 00:35:28,440
Speaker 2: Walk, won't do anything that come coffee it is fleeting.

826
00:35:28,199 --> 00:35:30,920
Speaker 4: And don't make any phone calls dif friends.

827
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:33,159
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I'm just gonna go stare at the

828
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:35,559
Christmas tree and think of like a bygone era where

829
00:35:35,559 --> 00:35:37,320
I was actually enjoying things.

830
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:40,400
Speaker 2: Just stare at the little blinking lights.

831
00:35:40,119 --> 00:35:42,800
Speaker 4: And thank you so much. And if you ever feel

832
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:48,599
like you're totally alone. Just remember you are fuck kill Clayton,

833
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:49,480
Hell Clayton.

834
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:53,000
Speaker 1: Hello, and thank you Zach Anner for joining us.

835
00:35:53,159 --> 00:35:53,679
Speaker 4: Thank you.

836
00:35:56,599 --> 00:35:57,679
Speaker 2: That was depressing.

837
00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:01,119
Speaker 1: Yeah for coming to being seasonal depression for us. You've

838
00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:05,159
been on the show. Basically you're our Thanksgiving tradition. Tradition. Yeah,

839
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:08,800
just like ant post dot clarities, potato salad.

840
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:10,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, delicious.

841
00:36:10,039 --> 00:36:11,880
Speaker 1: Where can people find more of you? What are you doing?

842
00:36:12,039 --> 00:36:17,840
Speaker 7: They can find me on all the Instagram, social media, Facebook, TikTok,

843
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:22,199
all the things, or you can mostly these days, I

844
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:23,760
do motivate.

845
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:31,679
Speaker 4: Well. So if you have a confidence where you want

846
00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:32,800
me to come and.

847
00:36:33,039 --> 00:36:34,000
Speaker 2: Do what you just did?

848
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:38,840
Speaker 1: Yup, good outlook on life Zachanner dot com with a

849
00:36:39,039 --> 00:36:42,679
c H. And you're also on a podcast, Answer for It.

850
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:46,320
Speaker 4: Answer for It, Yes, Answer for It podcast. It's a

851
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:49,880
comedy podcast disguised as a trivia podcast.

852
00:36:50,039 --> 00:36:50,280
Speaker 1: Wow.

853
00:36:50,519 --> 00:36:54,880
Speaker 7: So it's with me, Elise Wiliams, James Williams and aj Lokassio.

854
00:36:55,199 --> 00:36:58,159
Speaker 4: Very funny. Check it out. It's great and it's the best,

855
00:36:58,199 --> 00:37:00,480
and yeah, we have a lot more on that.

856
00:37:00,679 --> 00:37:04,920
Speaker 1: I'll just all right, well we're gonna go record. Why

857
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:07,320
are we going to hell? There's a lot of reasons now,

858
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:10,239
but yeah, check out Zach at zachcanner dot com or

859
00:37:10,519 --> 00:37:13,199
just search Zach Anner on YouTube or anything else, or

860
00:37:13,239 --> 00:37:15,719
answer for it all right, bye bye bye