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<v Speaker 1>Never a shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to another edition of idiotology. We let chintako one

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<v Speaker 1>on one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots all right, This hour has brought

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<v Speaker 2>you by the Scottish Highland Festival in Mount Dora this weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>In fact, I think we have more passes to give

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<v Speaker 2>away to this.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, we're gonna give them away right after this ideetology.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah see you might have a weekend mount Dora, the

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<v Speaker 1>Scottish Highland Festival. When were we uh, I'll tell you

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<v Speaker 1>when to call for it. What when were we discussing

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<v Speaker 1>fortune cookies? Was it on this show or.

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<v Speaker 2>Where we just.

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<v Speaker 1>Technically we weren't. You might have been talking about that

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<v Speaker 1>with a one, said life coach. Oh, oh that's right, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I was just like, what are the chances of two

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<v Speaker 2>fortune cookie conversations just, you know, within a couple of days.

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<v Speaker 2>But here we go. The life coach said he wrote

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<v Speaker 2>fortunes for fortune cook Okay, positive, okay, a fortune cookie

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<v Speaker 2>company is uh, we're so full of it. I don't don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't come on, man, there's some who don't know that yet.

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<v Speaker 1>So it might be three days in bro because we

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<v Speaker 1>also had the chopstick truck that fell over, and I

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<v Speaker 1>think there was a fortune cookie reference.

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<v Speaker 2>Then all right, let me today's featured fortune cookie related

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<v Speaker 2>story is out of Australia. There is a restaurant there

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<v Speaker 2>that hands out custom are and X rated fortune cookies

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<v Speaker 2>and their customers love them. So they just recently ordered

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<v Speaker 2>a new batch just in time for Valentine's Day. But

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<v Speaker 2>the company that custom makes these naughty Fortunes fortune cookies

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<v Speaker 2>delivered them to several other restaurants other than that one.

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<v Speaker 2>In those restaurant started handing those out, and let's just

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<v Speaker 2>put it this way, their customers weren't up to speed

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<v Speaker 2>on this, and we're quite taken aback. Specifically with one

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<v Speaker 2>that went like this, I'll say, as much as I

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<v Speaker 2>can here, the year of the snake's been good fortune.

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<v Speaker 2>Your divorce is coming soon. Then it ended by saying

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<v Speaker 2>their spouse only married you for your money, You ugly

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<v Speaker 2>sea word. Wow, they get dirty quick. So you're just

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<v Speaker 2>going to uh whatever restaurant and you get your fortune

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<v Speaker 2>cookie with your You open it up and it.

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<v Speaker 1>Says that you're just sitting down for Chinese food and

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<v Speaker 1>you're or you bring it home. And what do you

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<v Speaker 1>do with the fortune cookies? A lot? You give them

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<v Speaker 1>to the kids. Here you go have that, mom, let's

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<v Speaker 1>to see if you recall, that'd be so fun to

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<v Speaker 1>write those cookies. So check it out if you recalled.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a mix up like this then involves somebody

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<v Speaker 1>that I know that's a teacher. It wasn't Fortunes. It

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<v Speaker 1>was the Little Hearts, the Valentine Hearts. Yeah, and it

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<v Speaker 1>had references to yeah, dirty stuff on it, and I

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<v Speaker 1>think there was weed reference to it.

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<v Speaker 2>They're a little spicier than the run of the mill

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<v Speaker 2>heart candy message things.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but they god handed out kids in elementary. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was like first graders that got them, and all

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<v Speaker 1>of a sudden a teacher, one of the teachers read them.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm being very vague here for a reason. One of

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<v Speaker 1>the teachers read them and goes, oh, no, so and so,

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<v Speaker 1>and they talked to the parent and they said, I

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<v Speaker 1>am so sorry I brought in the wrong I guess

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<v Speaker 1>maybe they got them on Amazon or whatever it was. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was dirty Valentine's on the little Kids candy hearts. Man.

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<v Speaker 2>So for a while there, Taco was on a quest

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<v Speaker 2>to learn Spanish, which is admirable. That's uh. I wish

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<v Speaker 2>I had put more effort into trying to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I knew the nuts and bolts of it from

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<v Speaker 1>you know, high school and college. I just wanted to refresh.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I started getting burnt out on it, to

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<v Speaker 1>be honest.

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<v Speaker 2>And you were using a program called dual Lingo.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I got burnt out because I felt like it

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<v Speaker 1>was ribbing me too much with you haven't checked in

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<v Speaker 1>with us in ten days, and I'm like, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't need an assignment every day in life, so

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of like quit.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, dual Lingo's getting some attention because they earlier this

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<v Speaker 2>week killed off their mascot, the owl Dua. Yeah, yeah, Duo,

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<v Speaker 2>the owl mascot. They killed off the mascot and it

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<v Speaker 2>was a pretty well.

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<v Speaker 1>Did they shoot it like with a gun or something.

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<v Speaker 2>No, they ran it over with a cyber truck, your favorite.

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<v Speaker 1>Being sarcastic on the cyber trucks. Wow, he ran over there.

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<v Speaker 1>They're trying to get more people to join is PAT

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<v Speaker 1>They're looking for they're looking for people to talk about them.

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<v Speaker 2>They have not yet indicated why they killed off Duo.

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<v Speaker 2>Their make believe Owl mascot much less murdered him with

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<v Speaker 2>a cyber truck. But I don't know if it's going

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<v Speaker 2>to be some sort of rebrand or or what. But

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<v Speaker 2>I think you're probably right. This is accomplishing their goal

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<v Speaker 2>of getting free exposure.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, free advertising basically. And I don't know this. This

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<v Speaker 1>is alleged, but I think it's for the same reason

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<v Speaker 1>that I stopped doing it. Pat. If you got a

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<v Speaker 1>reminder every day saying you haven't checked in in two days,

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<v Speaker 1>you eat. The idea is and it's a good idea.

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<v Speaker 1>I get it to let you have a streak of

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<v Speaker 1>like I've done a lesson for three hundred and ninety

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<v Speaker 1>days straight over a year, right, and then if you

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<v Speaker 1>don't get one, it's like reminding you. I think I

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<v Speaker 1>think people dropped off from that. I bet that's what happened.

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<v Speaker 2>How are you charged for their service?

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<v Speaker 1>It was one charge and annually I think it's annually

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<v Speaker 1>and you get four I believe four, no five family members?

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<v Speaker 3>And why the hell would they care if you check

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<v Speaker 3>in after you've paid for the thing they want to keep.

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<v Speaker 3>They want to have you on for next year. I

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<v Speaker 3>need to remember to cancel that. Thanks for the heads

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<v Speaker 3>up on that, okay, and not that it was a time.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a good course. I'm not trying to you know. Then.

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<v Speaker 2>I love when we get these type stories. And I

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<v Speaker 2>have the video footage of this failed slip and fall

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<v Speaker 2>scammers in New York.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we got to put that one on hold because

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<v Speaker 1>we have a macrophiliac checking in.

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<v Speaker 2>God, back to the fetishes.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to do slip and fall first, and then well.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, we'll end with the high note of the giantess.

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<v Speaker 1>Am Macrophiliac.

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<v Speaker 2>If you get a chance to look at the video

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<v Speaker 2>of this owner of a grocery store in the Bronx.

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<v Speaker 2>He gets a letter from a personal injury attorney firm,

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<v Speaker 2>learning him that he and his insurance company are being

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<v Speaker 2>sued because one of their customers was injured in a

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<v Speaker 2>slipping fall on their wet floor.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Always, So he went to his security cameras and went

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<v Speaker 2>to the time that was indicated that the incident happened

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<v Speaker 2>and was able to see the duo working in tandem.

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<v Speaker 2>The first guy comes by and oh, look at him

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<v Speaker 2>pouring the water on the floor.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I thought you meant the duo like the little

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<v Speaker 1>mascot that just got killed off. Okay, that one part

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<v Speaker 1>of the two part plan is pour water on the floor.

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<v Speaker 2>First guy comes by, dump water on the floor, and

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<v Speaker 2>then here comes his partner who leans over to pick

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<v Speaker 2>up a case of water, and oh my gosh, he's

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<v Speaker 2>got ass over tea kettle on the wet floor.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, slipped and probably dropped the case on himself. I

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<v Speaker 1>hope you broke your teeth out. You ain't get a dime.

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<v Speaker 2>Once that video was provided to the law firm that

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<v Speaker 2>had sent him the notice, he didn't hear anything back.

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<v Speaker 2>So he called that law and they go, mister so

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<v Speaker 2>and so there is no longer a client.

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<v Speaker 1>See now, if you had BWL in order in this store,

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<v Speaker 1>an armed guard, the armed guard would see this scam

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<v Speaker 1>going on and take care of business. Right then, all right, macrophilia,

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<v Speaker 1>you remember which it was.

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<v Speaker 2>We need to refresh for anybody who might just be

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<v Speaker 2>joining us and didn't hear the segment. There is a new.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, that's why I looked it up.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, fetish by state map that we discussed earlier. In macrophilia,

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<v Speaker 2>also known as giantess attraction to large gals who you

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<v Speaker 2>have desire to crush.

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<v Speaker 1>You basically I think the crushing part might have been

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<v Speaker 1>a different one, but it or consume you this one

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<v Speaker 1>as a hold on, hold on, we gotta rewind, rewind,

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<v Speaker 1>and we go back to the Google search. Macrophilia is

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<v Speaker 1>what we're hearing from, not a giantess, but the fascination

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<v Speaker 1>of sexual fantasy involving giants. So I guess maybe the

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<v Speaker 1>two are the same. Yes, I got you. Well, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to read it a text Google. I do a

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<v Speaker 1>lot over here as a macrophiliac. It is always interesting

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<v Speaker 1>hearing people react to it. There is more than just

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<v Speaker 1>crush and vore, though. My list of preferences in order

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<v Speaker 1>our giantess breastplay, body part TF inadamate TF, clothing, slash toy,

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<v Speaker 1>this one I can't read, and then mouthplay slashvore, foot

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<v Speaker 1>play the play. There is a gentle and cruel version

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<v Speaker 1>of any part of the woman you may enjoy. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what to add to that. Again, we're not

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<v Speaker 1>king Shaman. I'm just I'm not sure if I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>want me a giant or if I just need some

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<v Speaker 1>vegetables from that big jolly greenwae. We have tickets for

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<v Speaker 1>some somebody.

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<v Speaker 2>Though, Yes, I'm sure they love being located right next

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<v Speaker 2>to this conversation. The Scottish Highland Festivals this weekend in

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<v Speaker 2>Mount Door.

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<v Speaker 1>If you would like to go to me a giant festival,

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<v Speaker 1>now would be the time to call us four oh

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<v Speaker 1>seven nine one six one oh one one random collared pant.

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<v Speaker 1>Hopefully it's you good luck to get on it. We

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<v Speaker 1>are r