Speaker 1: Never a shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.
Speaker 1: Welcome to another edition of idiotology. We let chintako one
Speaker 1: on one one w jr R.
Speaker 2: But your freaking idiots all right, This hour has brought
Speaker 2: you by the Scottish Highland Festival in Mount Dora this weekend.
Speaker 2: In fact, I think we have more passes to give
Speaker 2: away to this.
Speaker 1: Yes, we're gonna give them away right after this ideetology.
Speaker 1: Yeah see you might have a weekend mount Dora, the
Speaker 1: Scottish Highland Festival. When were we uh, I'll tell you
Speaker 1: when to call for it. What when were we discussing
Speaker 1: fortune cookies? Was it on this show or.
Speaker 2: Where we just.
Speaker 1: Technically we weren't. You might have been talking about that
Speaker 1: with a one, said life coach. Oh, oh that's right, okay.
Speaker 2: I was just like, what are the chances of two
Speaker 2: fortune cookie conversations just, you know, within a couple of days.
Speaker 2: But here we go. The life coach said he wrote
Speaker 2: fortunes for fortune cook Okay, positive, okay, a fortune cookie
Speaker 2: company is uh, we're so full of it. I don't don't.
Speaker 2: Don't come on, man, there's some who don't know that yet.
Speaker 1: So it might be three days in bro because we
Speaker 1: also had the chopstick truck that fell over, and I
Speaker 1: think there was a fortune cookie reference.
Speaker 2: Then all right, let me today's featured fortune cookie related
Speaker 2: story is out of Australia. There is a restaurant there
Speaker 2: that hands out custom are and X rated fortune cookies
Speaker 2: and their customers love them. So they just recently ordered
Speaker 2: a new batch just in time for Valentine's Day. But
Speaker 2: the company that custom makes these naughty Fortunes fortune cookies
Speaker 2: delivered them to several other restaurants other than that one.
Speaker 2: In those restaurant started handing those out, and let's just
Speaker 2: put it this way, their customers weren't up to speed
Speaker 2: on this, and we're quite taken aback. Specifically with one
Speaker 2: that went like this, I'll say, as much as I
Speaker 2: can here, the year of the snake's been good fortune.
Speaker 2: Your divorce is coming soon. Then it ended by saying
Speaker 2: their spouse only married you for your money, You ugly
Speaker 2: sea word. Wow, they get dirty quick. So you're just
Speaker 2: going to uh whatever restaurant and you get your fortune
Speaker 2: cookie with your You open it up and it.
Speaker 1: Says that you're just sitting down for Chinese food and
Speaker 1: you're or you bring it home. And what do you
Speaker 1: do with the fortune cookies? A lot? You give them
Speaker 1: to the kids. Here you go have that, mom, let's
Speaker 1: to see if you recall, that'd be so fun to
Speaker 1: write those cookies. So check it out if you recalled.
Speaker 1: There was a mix up like this then involves somebody
Speaker 1: that I know that's a teacher. It wasn't Fortunes. It
Speaker 1: was the Little Hearts, the Valentine Hearts. Yeah, and it
Speaker 1: had references to yeah, dirty stuff on it, and I
Speaker 1: think there was weed reference to it.
Speaker 2: They're a little spicier than the run of the mill
Speaker 2: heart candy message things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they god handed out kids in elementary. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was like first graders that got them, and all
Speaker 1: of a sudden a teacher, one of the teachers read them.
Speaker 1: I'm being very vague here for a reason. One of
Speaker 1: the teachers read them and goes, oh, no, so and so,
Speaker 1: and they talked to the parent and they said, I
Speaker 1: am so sorry I brought in the wrong I guess
Speaker 1: maybe they got them on Amazon or whatever it was. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was dirty Valentine's on the little Kids candy hearts. Man.
Speaker 2: So for a while there, Taco was on a quest
Speaker 2: to learn Spanish, which is admirable. That's uh. I wish
Speaker 2: I had put more effort into trying to do that.
Speaker 1: Because I knew the nuts and bolts of it from
Speaker 1: you know, high school and college. I just wanted to refresh.
Speaker 1: And then I started getting burnt out on it, to
Speaker 1: be honest.
Speaker 2: And you were using a program called dual Lingo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got burnt out because I felt like it
Speaker 1: was ribbing me too much with you haven't checked in
Speaker 1: with us in ten days, and I'm like, all right,
Speaker 1: I don't need an assignment every day in life, so
Speaker 1: I kind of like quit.
Speaker 2: Well, dual Lingo's getting some attention because they earlier this
Speaker 2: week killed off their mascot, the owl Dua. Yeah, yeah, Duo,
Speaker 2: the owl mascot. They killed off the mascot and it
Speaker 2: was a pretty well.
Speaker 1: Did they shoot it like with a gun or something.
Speaker 2: No, they ran it over with a cyber truck, your favorite.
Speaker 1: Being sarcastic on the cyber trucks. Wow, he ran over there.
Speaker 1: They're trying to get more people to join is PAT
Speaker 1: They're looking for they're looking for people to talk about them.
Speaker 2: They have not yet indicated why they killed off Duo.
Speaker 2: Their make believe Owl mascot much less murdered him with
Speaker 2: a cyber truck. But I don't know if it's going
Speaker 2: to be some sort of rebrand or or what. But
Speaker 2: I think you're probably right. This is accomplishing their goal
Speaker 2: of getting free exposure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, free advertising basically. And I don't know this. This
Speaker 1: is alleged, but I think it's for the same reason
Speaker 1: that I stopped doing it. Pat. If you got a
Speaker 1: reminder every day saying you haven't checked in in two days,
Speaker 1: you eat. The idea is and it's a good idea.
Speaker 1: I get it to let you have a streak of
Speaker 1: like I've done a lesson for three hundred and ninety
Speaker 1: days straight over a year, right, and then if you
Speaker 1: don't get one, it's like reminding you. I think I
Speaker 1: think people dropped off from that. I bet that's what happened.
Speaker 2: How are you charged for their service?
Speaker 1: It was one charge and annually I think it's annually
Speaker 1: and you get four I believe four, no five family members?
Speaker 3: And why the hell would they care if you check
Speaker 3: in after you've paid for the thing they want to keep.
Speaker 3: They want to have you on for next year. I
Speaker 3: need to remember to cancel that. Thanks for the heads
Speaker 3: up on that, okay, and not that it was a time.
Speaker 3: It was a good course. I'm not trying to you know. Then.
Speaker 2: I love when we get these type stories. And I
Speaker 2: have the video footage of this failed slip and fall
Speaker 2: scammers in New York.
Speaker 1: Okay, we got to put that one on hold because
Speaker 1: we have a macrophiliac checking in.
Speaker 2: God, back to the fetishes.
Speaker 1: You want to do slip and fall first, and then well.
Speaker 2: Yes, we'll end with the high note of the giantess.
Speaker 1: Am Macrophiliac.
Speaker 2: If you get a chance to look at the video
Speaker 2: of this owner of a grocery store in the Bronx.
Speaker 2: He gets a letter from a personal injury attorney firm,
Speaker 2: learning him that he and his insurance company are being
Speaker 2: sued because one of their customers was injured in a
Speaker 2: slipping fall on their wet floor.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Always, So he went to his security cameras and went
Speaker 2: to the time that was indicated that the incident happened
Speaker 2: and was able to see the duo working in tandem.
Speaker 2: The first guy comes by and oh, look at him
Speaker 2: pouring the water on the floor.
Speaker 1: Oh, I thought you meant the duo like the little
Speaker 1: mascot that just got killed off. Okay, that one part
Speaker 1: of the two part plan is pour water on the floor.
Speaker 2: First guy comes by, dump water on the floor, and
Speaker 2: then here comes his partner who leans over to pick
Speaker 2: up a case of water, and oh my gosh, he's
Speaker 2: got ass over tea kettle on the wet floor.
Speaker 1: Yep, slipped and probably dropped the case on himself. I
Speaker 1: hope you broke your teeth out. You ain't get a dime.
Speaker 2: Once that video was provided to the law firm that
Speaker 2: had sent him the notice, he didn't hear anything back.
Speaker 2: So he called that law and they go, mister so
Speaker 2: and so there is no longer a client.
Speaker 1: See now, if you had BWL in order in this store,
Speaker 1: an armed guard, the armed guard would see this scam
Speaker 1: going on and take care of business. Right then, all right, macrophilia,
Speaker 1: you remember which it was.
Speaker 2: We need to refresh for anybody who might just be
Speaker 2: joining us and didn't hear the segment. There is a new.
Speaker 1: Uh, that's why I looked it up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fetish by state map that we discussed earlier. In macrophilia,
Speaker 2: also known as giantess attraction to large gals who you
Speaker 2: have desire to crush.
Speaker 1: You basically I think the crushing part might have been
Speaker 1: a different one, but it or consume you this one
Speaker 1: as a hold on, hold on, we gotta rewind, rewind,
Speaker 1: and we go back to the Google search. Macrophilia is
Speaker 1: what we're hearing from, not a giantess, but the fascination
Speaker 1: of sexual fantasy involving giants. So I guess maybe the
Speaker 1: two are the same. Yes, I got you. Well, I'm
Speaker 1: trying to read it a text Google. I do a
Speaker 1: lot over here as a macrophiliac. It is always interesting
Speaker 1: hearing people react to it. There is more than just
Speaker 1: crush and vore, though. My list of preferences in order
Speaker 1: our giantess breastplay, body part TF inadamate TF, clothing, slash toy,
Speaker 1: this one I can't read, and then mouthplay slashvore, foot
Speaker 1: play the play. There is a gentle and cruel version
Speaker 1: of any part of the woman you may enjoy. I
Speaker 1: don't know what to add to that. Again, we're not
Speaker 1: king Shaman. I'm just I'm not sure if I'm like,
Speaker 1: want me a giant or if I just need some
Speaker 1: vegetables from that big jolly greenwae. We have tickets for
Speaker 1: some somebody.
Speaker 2: Though, Yes, I'm sure they love being located right next
Speaker 2: to this conversation. The Scottish Highland Festivals this weekend in
Speaker 2: Mount Door.
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