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Speaker 2: It's a little spotty in certain areas. You were listening
Speaker 2: to that in your final approach in the Sikorski hunh Yeah,
Speaker 2: you got it. Yeah, Elsie, I didn't know if you
Speaker 2: were aware of this this time of year. A lot
Speaker 2: of radio station experience atmospheric interference right around sunrise in
Speaker 2: the springtime, so that that's probably what you were hearing. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: If you're in the same boat as even the Life
Speaker 2: Coach was.
Speaker 1: Do you do anything for spring there, Big Red? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean you mentioned springtime like maybe going to the bach.
Speaker 1: I'm not a beach guy. Come on, man, No, I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm not a beach spring training. Oh you're right. All
Speaker 1: I see you doing is springing the feet up on
Speaker 1: the lazy boy, all.
Speaker 2: Right, just like every other season. I'd it.
Speaker 1: That's my boys.
Speaker 2: Got my ass contour well into that share and couch
Speaker 2: for that matter.
Speaker 1: Oh, do you have one of those fitted couches like
Speaker 1: we have for our bed where it's no, it's just
Speaker 1: my husband's ass. Right, got a problem now, see, our
Speaker 1: daughter wants to join the army. Oh, our daughter wants
Speaker 1: to join the army. As honorable as that is, we
Speaker 1: are petrified. What do you suggest we do? I think
Speaker 1: you need to intervene because that's uh. I think it's again,
Speaker 1: it's honorable as hell. But if you're petrified she's gonna
Speaker 1: see it, you need to call up the recruiter and
Speaker 1: just you know, on the download, don't let the daughter know. Say,
Speaker 1: I don't know if my daughter told you. You know,
Speaker 1: she's kind of embarrassed, but she's flat footed. And what's
Speaker 1: the bad she she's gonna have to have like rubber
Speaker 1: sheets and the barracks.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say, I'm a little bit disappointed in your
Speaker 2: response here also.
Speaker 1: And a diaper? A diaper? I don't think, dude, she's
Speaker 1: not getting recruited, not a chance. Why are you upset
Speaker 1: with my response? It it's quite noble for a young
Speaker 1: person to want to serve their country. Oh, it definitely is.
Speaker 1: But these people really don't want it for their kids.
Speaker 1: So I'm just I'm just giving them an excuse. That's
Speaker 1: what life coaches do and they usually don't get questioned
Speaker 1: by saying. People across the console, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: So if you're really petrified you don't want her to join,
Speaker 1: there's your couple excuses, but it is the right thing
Speaker 1: to do is join. They're not gonna put her on
Speaker 1: the front lines.
Speaker 2: She's still wearing a diaper, you.
Speaker 1: Know, although that would have been good in my time
Speaker 1: that I served, if I had a diaper back then.
Speaker 2: You you served, Yeah, it was gonna not as well.
Speaker 1: It's a long troubled time.
Speaker 2: I don't like talking about it too much.
Speaker 1: Else need to need to find a good retirement gift
Speaker 1: for the boss that says f you without getting me
Speaker 1: in trouble any suggestions, I got the perfect gift. What
Speaker 1: you do is you wrap up a box of cigars, right,
Speaker 1: and then you put a note in there, but you
Speaker 1: hand the cigars to his wife wrapped up and tell
Speaker 1: her whatever you do, don't give these to your husband
Speaker 1: until after he retires. And then the note says, while
Speaker 1: you've been riding me for the for the last five years,
Speaker 1: I've been riding or the person that hand you that
Speaker 1: box has also been riding me.
Speaker 2: Enjoy your time at asshole.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Life coach, got a lot of kid stuff this morning,
Speaker 3: Life Coach, our kids sleeping in our bed.
Speaker 1: Oh, wife has no problem with it, but it drives
Speaker 1: me crazy. For God's sakes, he's seven years old. Wow,
Speaker 1: that's a really bad habit that a lot of parents
Speaker 1: get into. And uh, the cutoff age is like two.
Speaker 1: I know that sounds pretty harsh for people, maybe you know,
Speaker 1: depending on whatever your deal was, but cutoff is two,
Speaker 1: and then you put them in the crib and let
Speaker 1: him cry it out, because otherwise that's somebody's gonna be
Speaker 1: sleeping with you at seventeen.
Speaker 2: You don't need it, do you? Uh what I don't?
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess I felt like I was prying
Speaker 2: with your military service. That now has come to light.
Speaker 2: Do you have kids? No, No kids.
Speaker 1: I was snipped at fourteen years old before they can
Speaker 1: even swim.
Speaker 2: I said, snip them.
Speaker 1: I've been a dick the first fourteen years of my
Speaker 1: life proactive.
Speaker 2: I don't want another one.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: No, seriously, let the kids, if they're still sleeping in
Speaker 1: your bed, let them cry it out. It's just like
Speaker 1: in college, you know, with the cry rooms. They're gonna ooh,
Speaker 1: life coach one of my bros. No life coach, one
Speaker 1: of my bros, insists on wearing a fanny pack across
Speaker 1: his chest. It's making hanging out quite strange and uncomfortable,
Speaker 1: especially with spring breaking session. I gotta agree with you
Speaker 1: on this one. Instead of fanny pack, we had a
Speaker 1: different word for what's the advice is? Don't hang out
Speaker 1: with them.
Speaker 2: Just put a pail on your bro. You light your bro.
Speaker 1: Now, hey, man, the fanny pack, leave it to the ladies. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll see.
Speaker 2: Is it bad that than I'm using my Oh?
Speaker 1: Is it bad that I'm using the money we have
Speaker 1: set aside for our son's summer camp to go to
Speaker 1: the Depthtone show tomorrow night.
Speaker 3: Not at all. Dad needs a rock show. Just all
Speaker 3: you do you go to the rock show.
Speaker 2: You need that. You deserve it for being a dad.
Speaker 1: I told you kids are dick and uh and just
Speaker 1: put the kid in front of the computer playing video games.
Speaker 2: Old summer beers at the Kia Center aren't free?
Speaker 1: Yeah, telling you that's what you do, Pat, Just send
Speaker 1: them right for the computer to play video games. He's
Speaker 1: gonna like that a lot better than the strenuous task
Speaker 1: of canoeing.
Speaker 2: Will go out in sweats. No, he doesn't want that.
Speaker 1: You think that kid wants to learn how to canoe
Speaker 1: while some drill instructor to summer cams going, hey, yeah,
Speaker 1: he wants to play video games and shoot people.
Speaker 2: Fictitious ones.
Speaker 1: Oh how are we doing? Time?
Speaker 2: You can slide another one in? Maybe two if you're
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Speaker 1: How do I get women that I match with on
Speaker 1: dating apps to meet me in person? I have a
Speaker 1: great conversation, but they seem to fall off when I
Speaker 1: ask him to dinner. Simple, don't ask him to dinner,
Speaker 1: Just ask him straight to the hotel or FaceTime and
Speaker 1: to solve that. How was that for?
Speaker 2: Simple? And quick? Oh?
Speaker 1: Ho? Where are we at here? I'm sorry? All these
Speaker 1: texts coming in. If we all get to them, we'll
Speaker 1: we'll we'll put them in line life coach. I hate
Speaker 1: to sound old school, but I missed the blue light
Speaker 1: specials at Kmart. I know Walmart has the rollbacks, but
Speaker 1: it's just not the same. Oh yeah, those and some
Speaker 1: layaway plans. Remember that those are the days, dude. But
Speaker 1: now instead of blue light specials, they do have some
Speaker 1: uh some cool stuff. Certain areas of the Soda District
Speaker 1: you now get the Rainbow Light specials.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the super special You now, I think we're
Speaker 2: right away. How did lay away?
Speaker 1: How do lay array?
Speaker 2: Maybe that would be uh the world renowned lc TV. Everybody.
Speaker 2: I think he'll be back next week. I can tell
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