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<v Speaker 1>Need advice, Taco Bub to the rescue, tiper Asque, Taco

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<v Speaker 1>Bub on one on one one w j r R.

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<v Speaker 2>We are Orlando's rock station. Remember we got lynching tacos

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<v Speaker 2>commercial free Workday rock block coming up at eight as

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<v Speaker 2>the chosen one. Uh settles in here looking dapper as always.

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Else had to have Hunter tuned into that I Heeart

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<v Speaker 1>app to get jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a little spotty in certain areas. You were listening

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<v Speaker 2>to that in your final approach in the Sikorski hunh Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you got it. Yeah, Elsie, I didn't know if you

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<v Speaker 2>were aware of this this time of year. A lot

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<v Speaker 2>of radio station experience atmospheric interference right around sunrise in

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<v Speaker 2>the springtime, so that that's probably what you were hearing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>the free iHeart Radio app actually covered Crystal Clear there.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're in the same boat as even the Life

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<v Speaker 2>Coach was.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you do anything for spring there, Big Red? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you mentioned springtime like maybe going to the bach.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a beach guy. Come on, man, No, I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a beach spring training. Oh you're right. All

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<v Speaker 1>I see you doing is springing the feet up on

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<v Speaker 1>the lazy boy, all.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, just like every other season. I'd it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's my boys.

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<v Speaker 2>Got my ass contour well into that share and couch

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<v Speaker 2>for that matter.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, do you have one of those fitted couches like

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<v Speaker 1>we have for our bed where it's no, it's just

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<v Speaker 1>my husband's ass. Right, got a problem now, see, our

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<v Speaker 1>daughter wants to join the army. Oh, our daughter wants

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<v Speaker 1>to join the army. As honorable as that is, we

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<v Speaker 1>are petrified. What do you suggest we do? I think

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<v Speaker 1>you need to intervene because that's uh. I think it's again,

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<v Speaker 1>it's honorable as hell. But if you're petrified she's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>see it, you need to call up the recruiter and

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<v Speaker 1>just you know, on the download, don't let the daughter know. Say,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if my daughter told you. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>she's kind of embarrassed, but she's flat footed. And what's

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<v Speaker 1>the bad she she's gonna have to have like rubber

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<v Speaker 1>sheets and the barracks.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna say, I'm a little bit disappointed in your

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<v Speaker 2>response here also.

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<v Speaker 1>And a diaper? A diaper? I don't think, dude, she's

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<v Speaker 1>not getting recruited, not a chance. Why are you upset

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<v Speaker 1>with my response? It it's quite noble for a young

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<v Speaker 1>person to want to serve their country. Oh, it definitely is.

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<v Speaker 1>But these people really don't want it for their kids.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm just I'm just giving them an excuse. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what life coaches do and they usually don't get questioned

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<v Speaker 1>by saying. People across the console, you know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>So if you're really petrified you don't want her to join,

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<v Speaker 1>there's your couple excuses, but it is the right thing

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<v Speaker 1>to do is join. They're not gonna put her on

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<v Speaker 1>the front lines.

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<v Speaker 2>She's still wearing a diaper, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know, although that would have been good in my time

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<v Speaker 1>that I served, if I had a diaper back then.

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<v Speaker 2>You you served, Yeah, it was gonna not as well.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a long troubled time.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like talking about it too much.

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<v Speaker 1>Else need to need to find a good retirement gift

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<v Speaker 1>for the boss that says f you without getting me

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<v Speaker 1>in trouble any suggestions, I got the perfect gift. What

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<v Speaker 1>you do is you wrap up a box of cigars, right,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you put a note in there, but you

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<v Speaker 1>hand the cigars to his wife wrapped up and tell

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<v Speaker 1>her whatever you do, don't give these to your husband

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<v Speaker 1>until after he retires. And then the note says, while

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<v Speaker 1>you've been riding me for the for the last five years,

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<v Speaker 1>I've been riding or the person that hand you that

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<v Speaker 1>box has also been riding me.

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<v Speaker 2>Enjoy your time at asshole.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Life coach, got a lot of kid stuff this morning,

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<v Speaker 3>Life Coach, our kids sleeping in our bed.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, wife has no problem with it, but it drives

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<v Speaker 1>me crazy. For God's sakes, he's seven years old. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a really bad habit that a lot of parents

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<v Speaker 1>get into. And uh, the cutoff age is like two.

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<v Speaker 1>I know that sounds pretty harsh for people, maybe you know,

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<v Speaker 1>depending on whatever your deal was, but cutoff is two,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you put them in the crib and let

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<v Speaker 1>him cry it out, because otherwise that's somebody's gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>sleeping with you at seventeen.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't need it, do you? Uh what I don't?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I guess I felt like I was prying

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<v Speaker 2>with your military service. That now has come to light.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have kids? No, No kids.

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<v Speaker 1>I was snipped at fourteen years old before they can

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<v Speaker 1>even swim.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, snip them.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been a dick the first fourteen years of my

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<v Speaker 1>life proactive.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want another one.

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<v Speaker 3>Man.

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<v Speaker 1>No, seriously, let the kids, if they're still sleeping in

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<v Speaker 1>your bed, let them cry it out. It's just like

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<v Speaker 1>in college, you know, with the cry rooms. They're gonna ooh,

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<v Speaker 1>life coach one of my bros. No life coach, one

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<v Speaker 1>of my bros, insists on wearing a fanny pack across

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<v Speaker 1>his chest. It's making hanging out quite strange and uncomfortable,

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<v Speaker 1>especially with spring breaking session. I gotta agree with you

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<v Speaker 1>on this one. Instead of fanny pack, we had a

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<v Speaker 1>different word for what's the advice is? Don't hang out

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<v Speaker 1>with them.

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<v Speaker 2>Just put a pail on your bro. You light your bro.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, hey, man, the fanny pack, leave it to the ladies. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll see.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it bad that than I'm using my Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it bad that I'm using the money we have

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<v Speaker 1>set aside for our son's summer camp to go to

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<v Speaker 1>the Depthtone show tomorrow night.

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<v Speaker 3>Not at all. Dad needs a rock show. Just all

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<v Speaker 3>you do you go to the rock show.

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<v Speaker 2>You need that. You deserve it for being a dad.

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<v Speaker 1>I told you kids are dick and uh and just

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<v Speaker 1>put the kid in front of the computer playing video games.

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<v Speaker 2>Old summer beers at the Kia Center aren't free?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, telling you that's what you do, Pat, Just send

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<v Speaker 1>them right for the computer to play video games. He's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna like that a lot better than the strenuous task

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<v Speaker 1>of canoeing.

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<v Speaker 2>Will go out in sweats. No, he doesn't want that.

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<v Speaker 1>You think that kid wants to learn how to canoe

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<v Speaker 1>while some drill instructor to summer cams going, hey, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he wants to play video games and shoot people.

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<v Speaker 2>Fictitious ones.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh how are we doing? Time?

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<v Speaker 2>You can slide another one in? Maybe two if you're

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<v Speaker 2>okay efficient Mortinel c TV.

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<v Speaker 1>How do I get women that I match with on

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<v Speaker 1>dating apps to meet me in person? I have a

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<v Speaker 1>great conversation, but they seem to fall off when I

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<v Speaker 1>ask him to dinner. Simple, don't ask him to dinner,

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<v Speaker 1>Just ask him straight to the hotel or FaceTime and

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<v Speaker 1>to solve that. How was that for?

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<v Speaker 2>Simple? And quick? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Ho? Where are we at here? I'm sorry? All these

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<v Speaker 1>texts coming in. If we all get to them, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>we'll we'll put them in line life coach. I hate

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<v Speaker 1>to sound old school, but I missed the blue light

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<v Speaker 1>specials at Kmart. I know Walmart has the rollbacks, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's just not the same. Oh yeah, those and some

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<v Speaker 1>layaway plans. Remember that those are the days, dude. But

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<v Speaker 1>now instead of blue light specials, they do have some

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<v Speaker 1>uh some cool stuff. Certain areas of the Soda District

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<v Speaker 1>you now get the Rainbow Light specials.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, the super special You now, I think we're

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<v Speaker 2>right away. How did lay away?

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<v Speaker 1>How do lay array?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe that would be uh the world renowned lc TV. Everybody.

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<v Speaker 2>I think he'll be back next week. I can tell

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<v Speaker 2>you for sure. They'll let you talk gos. Commercial free

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