Speaker 1: Welcome to the season one finale of She's My Girlfriend.
Speaker 2: Oh you can't hear us. He's a vegetable. Oh my.
He was spying on a woman out of Silver Lake
and she found him living underneath the foundation. He came
out and the LAPD had to process him. Well, they
processed him, but Jesus said.
Speaker 1: Of him, I hate cops. I hope the kid got
a few good licks in. They beat him a good
How long has he been here?
Speaker 2: A week? We contacted family. He's a transplant, film director
or wannabe. They're all out of state and not responding.
He's not bad looking, except for that broken jaw.
Speaker 1: But the girl is okay.
Speaker 2: She's fine, but who knows how bad it could have gotten.
M Oh dear, he's been doing that a lot lately.
Nurse Shannon, I need you to report to room four
fifty one and bring the smallest four steps.
Speaker 1: The smallest four steps.
Speaker 3: Someone got a spider stuck in their ear.
Speaker 1: Oh my, okay, doctor doncle, I'll be right there.
Speaker 2: Oh right, shift change jut.
Speaker 1: Lou, Wait, you still got five minutes this job.
Speaker 2: Can kiss it. I have a date with someone.
Speaker 1: Tinder you know it? Ooh, what's he do?
Speaker 2: For work TV actor.
Speaker 1: Anyone have heard of.
Speaker 2: I would have said who he was if he was famous.
Speaker 1: Well, as long as it's uh.
Speaker 2: Works, hope he gets lucky, all right, Nur Shannon.
Speaker 1: You take care now, all right, Danny, I'll be back soon.
Don't you go anywhere.
Speaker 4: Open your eyes, Dunny, Open your eyes, Dunny, Lisa.
Speaker 3: Is that you?
Speaker 4: Yes, it's me. How you feel?
Speaker 3: Horrible?
Speaker 5: Horrible?
Speaker 3: My leg hurts for some reason.
Speaker 1: You've been shot in the lag What why.
Speaker 4: The cops shot you for assisting arrest.
Speaker 3: I do not remember that at all.
Speaker 4: Well, it's only in the body cantritage, which is all
over the internet.
Speaker 5: Get up, sir, this is your last morning.
Speaker 3: She's the love of my life. You understand the love
of my life.
Speaker 5: Hey, just do as you're told.
Speaker 3: You think you're tough. You can't take.
Speaker 5: Me, sir. You are making this worse. I don't want
to hurt you.
Speaker 3: It's because I'm black, sir.
Speaker 5: You are not African American.
Speaker 3: I took a DNA test and it says so two
percent African descent. I'm Zambian, sir.
Speaker 5: I do not care where you are from. You need
to get up.
Speaker 3: You think you can take my rights away? Just because
I'm black and in love. I'll kill you, sir. Stop
another black man shot by the police. Shut up, moron,
police brutality.
Speaker 5: Dispatch. This is office and Marta. I got a prospect
shot in the leg. Need a medic transport to the hospital.
Speaker 3: I did get a DNA test. They said I'm.
Speaker 4: Too pro They say that to everybody. We all originated
from Africa in the Pangaea Times. Oh yeah, so you
need to know you are not allowed near me again.
I came by because you have a new family and
you left your wallet, so here. You can never bother
me again, or I recall the police again.
Speaker 3: What if I just take you out one morning?
Speaker 4: Nothing knew?
Speaker 2: How knew?
Speaker 4: I have a boyfriend.
Speaker 3: How can we work things out?
Speaker 4: I didn't come here to try and make things work.
I felt awful seeing how badly you got hurt, and
maybe a immdiot. Don't come by here anymore. I've got
a boyfriend and a restraining order.
Speaker 3: You really have a boyfriend. But what about us?
Speaker 4: There is new us never will be.
Speaker 3: This is Danny. Welcome to the new episode of She's
My Girlfriend, starting right now. I'm gonna win her back.
Just you watch. She will be mine bold
Speaker 2: Bud no no,