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Speaker 1: What you know about it? You know absolutely nothing about it.
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Speaker 3: More?
Speaker 1: More toys, more toys. Holy shit, we're going full Hasbro Christmas.
Speaker 1: Here be folks. This is another brody wow with the
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Speaker 2: a I don't know what era Shawn Michaels. This is
Speaker 2: ninety five baby, Yeah, yeah, this is ninety five Shawn Michaels.
Speaker 1: Black boots, red pants, white like shing gar breaking.
Speaker 3: Punch maneuver.
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Speaker 1: Oh a Todd Pettengill action figure.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, with the Union Jack attack as his maneuver. Okay,
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Speaker 2: the toy that every fan wants, every fan needs.
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Speaker 2: And then he also got me a vintage w CWA.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, and then what is this? This is something I've
Speaker 3: never seen before.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh shit, what's that?
Speaker 2: This is the original if I'm not mistaken, the original
Speaker 2: WWE video game. Oh my god, this is only.
Speaker 1: For the Commodore sixty four computer with Hogan on the cover.
Speaker 2: On the cover Hulka sized. That's what's on his head bandana.
Speaker 1: It says was made without.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, it does right? Like why they call it
Speaker 2: micro League Rescue you hear man, I'm far away from
Speaker 2: the microphone. If you wrestle real w W Stars featuring
Speaker 2: Hulk Hogan, what else is it?
Speaker 3: So like? It looks like you?
Speaker 2: So it looks like you know, you like get take
Speaker 2: turns with with moves and you like scroll up and
Speaker 2: down the moves.
Speaker 1: I see? Yeah, yeah, yeah, like you go you pick
Speaker 1: from a menu of what you're to do next.
Speaker 2: Live interviews with Mean gene Oakerland, ringside commentary by Vince
Speaker 2: McMahon and Jesse The Body of Ventura. Wow, really early,
Speaker 2: this is crazy. Take a look, Yeah, I go for it.
Speaker 2: Take a look.
Speaker 1: Yes, a clamshell cover two. It's in a strange yeah
Speaker 1: kind of like it's almost.
Speaker 2: Like what it It's like what they would do if
Speaker 2: they if they had DVDs back in the eighties, Like,
Speaker 2: that's what it would be like.
Speaker 1: Head smash, wristlock, stomp, punch, elbow, What are you gonna pick?
Speaker 1: And then it has Vince and Jesse at the bottom
Speaker 1: of the screen, just their frozen images saying, can Savage
Speaker 1: survive another punch? This is real wrestling McMahon in nineteen
Speaker 1: eighty seven, copyright micro League Sports. As I'd here to
Speaker 1: do with the fake shit, McMahon. Fascinating.
Speaker 2: I've got real wrestling action going on here in front
Speaker 2: of me, micro League Wrestling.
Speaker 1: I have never ever seen one of these before.
Speaker 2: There was inside there's the actual actual floppy disc.
Speaker 1: Game match disc.
Speaker 3: Wow, motherfucker, I got it. You know what.
Speaker 2: I can't want to show my kid this, Yeah, I know,
Speaker 2: because like say, this is how we used to fucking
Speaker 2: play games. Yep, we used to take a god like
Speaker 2: we had a disc.
Speaker 3: This was it.
Speaker 1: My god, I haven't seen a floppy disc in thirty years.
Speaker 2: This is yeah, like, this is fucking Oregon Trail.
Speaker 1: You know there's a WW version. I had no idea.
Speaker 2: I remember, I do remember reading about that at one point.
Speaker 2: I mean, look at it's got like a it's like
Speaker 2: a program for a high school play and the instruction manual.
Speaker 2: I see overview and loading instructions.
Speaker 1: Yes, loading indeed.
Speaker 2: Yes, indeed? How do you load? Unload? Overview? Welcome to
Speaker 2: a new arena or the World Wrestling Entertainment on your
Speaker 2: home computer with micro League's WWE match disc. It's your strategy,
Speaker 2: not I not I, hand coordination that guides the moves.
Speaker 2: If you're wrestler, you can play against a entertainer. Rather,
Speaker 2: you can play against another competitor or go up against
Speaker 2: the computer who manages the opposing entertainer. In either case,
Speaker 2: you can you call the moves, and if they are executed,
Speaker 2: you'll boost your power and inflict grievous damage on your opponent.
Speaker 2: Once the wrestler's damage reaches a certain level, which depends
Speaker 2: on a type of match, one can go for the pin.
Speaker 2: There are different ods for being able to execute a
Speaker 2: move odds which vary depending on what your move is,
Speaker 2: the strategy move by the other wrestler, and by the
Speaker 2: entertainer excuse me, and by the relative dominance of each
Speaker 2: entertainer at any particular point in the match. The odds
Speaker 2: aren't stacked by the computer to favor any wrestler, because
Speaker 2: any entertainer, because your strategy and maneuvers determine who wins
Speaker 2: the match. I see whether hul Cogan, Randy Macho Man
Speaker 2: Savage or Balm mist One of Law and Norf win
Speaker 2: The Heavyweight Championship is all up to you. Keep in
Speaker 2: mind that one match won't decided forever. Just like in
Speaker 2: the WWE and micro League Wrestling entertainment, the tides of
Speaker 2: entertaining warfare do change. Wow, and no two bouts will
Speaker 2: proceed the same way. Definitely wrote this really did, had
Speaker 2: the ringside commentary of Vince McMahon, Bruno San Martino and
Speaker 2: Jesse the body of Ventura.
Speaker 1: Anything it happen.
Speaker 2: Types of matches, load or boot the match disc according
Speaker 2: to the instructions packed with the discs. For your computer system.
Speaker 2: The match disc must be loaded first match disc, then
Speaker 2: the first first options page options right, like no Mercy
Speaker 2: always had options page. We'll ask you which match you want.
Speaker 2: Keyboard and numbers are one Hulk Hogan versus Randy Montreman
Speaker 2: Savage two other WWE.
Speaker 1: Bout other wwe bout, flip.
Speaker 3: Side or separate disc.
Speaker 2: The other bat that comes with the match disc features
Speaker 2: Hulk Hogan versus Paul Mister one ful Ooren Dworff. Press
Speaker 2: two on this options page, insert the other disk and
Speaker 2: press the return key. There are way too many fucking
Speaker 2: things going on. That is insane.
Speaker 1: It doesn't even sound like fun. It sounds like what
Speaker 1: are you doing?
Speaker 3: It sounds like worse.
Speaker 1: It's a data entry, right, that's insane. Wow, I haven't
Speaker 1: seen one of those before. Tom's a fucking he's going
Speaker 1: on round. I still don't understand Hulka sized. I still
Speaker 1: don't get why he says that.
Speaker 3: Because it's micro wouldn't be bigger.
Speaker 1: Well, we're gonna be hulcaicized for a long time around here,
Speaker 1: so we better get used to it. The Rappening twenty
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