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<v Speaker 1>It's the Lapsed Fan Wrestling Podcast with Jack mcarnaco and

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<v Speaker 1>JP Sorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got an exciting Christmas program lined up produced folks.

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<v Speaker 3>We've been for a little boys this year. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>every game, it's an artificial tree. So I did artificial job.

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<v Speaker 3>Trum time and.

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<v Speaker 1>Ass are your season player in ability to adjust all

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<v Speaker 1>over the Ranglandeer the Lapsed Fan for the dollar Man

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<v Speaker 1>set it claus In say it's not so. The twenty

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<v Speaker 1>twenty five he left Christmas shell the Unwrapping four continues

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<v Speaker 1>to round the bend Santas close to the chimney Boss.

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<v Speaker 1>We need to make sure that he's got all of

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<v Speaker 1>his packages in order.

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<v Speaker 3>Chimney he's doing Jesus Christ.

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<v Speaker 1>Tom's got another box for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Tom's got two more boxes for me, actually three in Texas.

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<v Speaker 2>He's got he's got three boxes for me. He's got

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<v Speaker 2>a box for you, and he's got a bag for

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<v Speaker 2>you in a bag for me.

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<v Speaker 1>What you know about it? You know absolutely nothing about it.

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<v Speaker 2>What do we have?

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<v Speaker 3>More?

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<v Speaker 1>More toys, more toys. Holy shit, we're going full Hasbro Christmas.

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<v Speaker 1>Here be folks. This is another brody wow with the

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<v Speaker 1>fur vest on fur vest on and the chain. Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>there was a little chain the other one too, a

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<v Speaker 1>little minage interchain from a swing over his head.

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<v Speaker 3>This is wild a lunder blaze.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's cool. That's like the straight WW outfit and

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<v Speaker 1>everything that's put out by ww.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>This is what Sewn Michaels is this. This is like

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<v Speaker 2>a I don't know what era Shawn Michaels. This is

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<v Speaker 2>ninety five baby, Yeah, yeah, this is ninety five Shawn Michaels.

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<v Speaker 1>Black boots, red pants, white like shing gar breaking.

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<v Speaker 3>Punch maneuver.

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<v Speaker 1>And wow.

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<v Speaker 3>Great, that's what I always wanted.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh a Todd Pettengill action figure.

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<v Speaker 2>My god, look look me, he looks like he looked

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<v Speaker 2>like a Ventrilocus dummy figure.

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<v Speaker 1>I still have the Conrad Thompson.

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<v Speaker 3>God up short haired bulldog, not Jean's bulldog with.

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<v Speaker 1>The ninety seven bulldog.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, with the Union Jack attack as his maneuver. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>he there we go. This is what every fucking fan wants,

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<v Speaker 2>the toy that every fan wants, every fan needs.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh diesy gangham dds with a full dentist costume and

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<v Speaker 1>the thing on his head.

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<v Speaker 3>What a goofball?

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<v Speaker 2>And then he also got me a vintage w CWA.

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<v Speaker 1>San Francisco toy Maker's era that flare.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and then what is this? This is something I've

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<v Speaker 3>never seen before.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Oh shit, what's that?

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<v Speaker 2>This is the original if I'm not mistaken, the original

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<v Speaker 2>WWE video game. Oh my god, this is only.

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<v Speaker 1>For the Commodore sixty four computer with Hogan on the cover.

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<v Speaker 2>On the cover Hulka sized. That's what's on his head bandana.

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<v Speaker 1>It says was made without.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah right, it does right? Like why they call it

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<v Speaker 2>micro League Rescue you hear man, I'm far away from

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<v Speaker 2>the microphone. If you wrestle real w W Stars featuring

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<v Speaker 2>Hulk Hogan, what else is it?

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<v Speaker 3>So like? It looks like you?

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<v Speaker 2>So it looks like you know, you like get take

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<v Speaker 2>turns with with moves and you like scroll up and

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<v Speaker 2>down the moves.

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<v Speaker 1>I see? Yeah, yeah, yeah, like you go you pick

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<v Speaker 1>from a menu of what you're to do next.

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<v Speaker 2>Live interviews with Mean gene Oakerland, ringside commentary by Vince

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<v Speaker 2>McMahon and Jesse The Body of Ventura. Wow, really early,

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<v Speaker 2>this is crazy. Take a look, Yeah, I go for it.

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<v Speaker 2>Take a look.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, a clamshell cover two. It's in a strange yeah

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like it's almost.

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<v Speaker 2>Like what it It's like what they would do if

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<v Speaker 2>they if they had DVDs back in the eighties, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>that's what it would be like.

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<v Speaker 1>Head smash, wristlock, stomp, punch, elbow, What are you gonna pick?

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<v Speaker 1>And then it has Vince and Jesse at the bottom

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<v Speaker 1>of the screen, just their frozen images saying, can Savage

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<v Speaker 1>survive another punch? This is real wrestling McMahon in nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>eighty seven, copyright micro League Sports. As I'd here to

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<v Speaker 1>do with the fake shit, McMahon. Fascinating.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got real wrestling action going on here in front

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<v Speaker 2>of me, micro League Wrestling.

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<v Speaker 1>I have never ever seen one of these before.

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<v Speaker 2>There was inside there's the actual actual floppy disc.

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<v Speaker 1>Game match disc.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, motherfucker, I got it. You know what.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't want to show my kid this, Yeah, I know,

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<v Speaker 2>because like say, this is how we used to fucking

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<v Speaker 2>play games. Yep, we used to take a god like

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<v Speaker 2>we had a disc.

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<v Speaker 3>This was it.

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<v Speaker 1>My god, I haven't seen a floppy disc in thirty years.

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<v Speaker 2>This is yeah, like, this is fucking Oregon Trail.

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<v Speaker 1>You know there's a WW version. I had no idea.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember, I do remember reading about that at one point.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, look at it's got like a it's like

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<v Speaker 2>a program for a high school play and the instruction manual.

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<v Speaker 2>I see overview and loading instructions.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, loading indeed.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, indeed? How do you load? Unload? Overview? Welcome to

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<v Speaker 2>a new arena or the World Wrestling Entertainment on your

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<v Speaker 2>home computer with micro League's WWE match disc. It's your strategy,

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<v Speaker 2>not I not I, hand coordination that guides the moves.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're wrestler, you can play against a entertainer. Rather,

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<v Speaker 2>you can play against another competitor or go up against

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<v Speaker 2>the computer who manages the opposing entertainer. In either case,

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<v Speaker 2>you can you call the moves, and if they are executed,

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<v Speaker 2>you'll boost your power and inflict grievous damage on your opponent.

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<v Speaker 2>Once the wrestler's damage reaches a certain level, which depends

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<v Speaker 2>on a type of match, one can go for the pin.

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<v Speaker 2>There are different ods for being able to execute a

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<v Speaker 2>move odds which vary depending on what your move is,

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<v Speaker 2>the strategy move by the other wrestler, and by the

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<v Speaker 2>entertainer excuse me, and by the relative dominance of each

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<v Speaker 2>entertainer at any particular point in the match. The odds

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<v Speaker 2>aren't stacked by the computer to favor any wrestler, because

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<v Speaker 2>any entertainer, because your strategy and maneuvers determine who wins

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<v Speaker 2>the match. I see whether hul Cogan, Randy Macho Man

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<v Speaker 2>Savage or Balm mist One of Law and Norf win

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<v Speaker 2>The Heavyweight Championship is all up to you. Keep in

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<v Speaker 2>mind that one match won't decided forever. Just like in

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<v Speaker 2>the WWE and micro League Wrestling entertainment, the tides of

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<v Speaker 2>entertaining warfare do change. Wow, and no two bouts will

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<v Speaker 2>proceed the same way. Definitely wrote this really did, had

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<v Speaker 2>the ringside commentary of Vince McMahon, Bruno San Martino and

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<v Speaker 2>Jesse the body of Ventura.

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<v Speaker 1>Anything it happen.

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<v Speaker 2>Types of matches, load or boot the match disc according

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<v Speaker 2>to the instructions packed with the discs. For your computer system.

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<v Speaker 2>The match disc must be loaded first match disc, then

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<v Speaker 2>the first first options page options right, like no Mercy

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<v Speaker 2>always had options page. We'll ask you which match you want.

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<v Speaker 2>Keyboard and numbers are one Hulk Hogan versus Randy Montreman

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<v Speaker 2>Savage two other WWE.

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<v Speaker 1>Bout other wwe bout, flip.

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<v Speaker 3>Side or separate disc.

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<v Speaker 2>The other bat that comes with the match disc features

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<v Speaker 2>Hulk Hogan versus Paul Mister one ful Ooren Dworff. Press

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<v Speaker 2>two on this options page, insert the other disk and

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<v Speaker 2>press the return key. There are way too many fucking

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<v Speaker 2>things going on. That is insane.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't even sound like fun. It sounds like what

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<v Speaker 1>are you doing?

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<v Speaker 3>It sounds like worse.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a data entry, right, that's insane. Wow, I haven't

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<v Speaker 1>seen one of those before. Tom's a fucking he's going

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<v Speaker 1>on round. I still don't understand Hulka sized. I still

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<v Speaker 1>don't get why he says that.

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<v Speaker 3>Because it's micro wouldn't be bigger.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we're gonna be hulcaicized for a long time around here,

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<v Speaker 1>so we better get used to it. The Rappening twenty

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<v Speaker 1>twenty five somehow continues for there is a suit preceeding

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<v Speaker 1>there is a production of the Labs Entertainment Group.

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<v Speaker 2>Its content is intended for private use only.

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<v Speaker 1>Feel so, say