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Speaker 1: It's Billified, the Bill Moran Podcast. Hello and welcome.
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That's how we spread the word about the fire red ship.
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Speaker 1: How ba is? What's the evidence? Now?
Speaker 3: We are live on social media and stuff. It is
a Saturday. I'll fully disclose. Been taping some stuff on weekends.
This will audio wise drop on Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday night
from Wednesday. It would be Buesday Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 3: Last night. There's a guy in Penfield, the neighboring town.
He must have got a permit or something.
Speaker 1: I see.
Speaker 3: I'd seen something on social media that Jumbo Shrimp was
going to be playing TNT. I don't know what TNT is.
I thought it was an a CDC, so I was like,
maybe it's an ECDC tribute. I think there's an a
CDC tribute band called CNT locally, right, So I'm like huh.
So then I had just stuff and I go see
some friends at the watering hole and they're like, hey, man,
you got.
Speaker 1: To come with us.
Speaker 3: So I said, all right, and I went down.
Speaker 1: The guy got permits.
Speaker 3: He has his whole backyard right off two fifty whole
backyard and he has a huge stage. Jumbo Shrimp played,
another band played after that. He had a beer truck
there that you could get beer. They were making mixed drinks.
They were doing all the stuff in the guy's backyard.
Speaker 1: He needs a permit to say. I don't know.
Speaker 3: It was free. I don't know any of it free.
It was you got in for free. There was no charge.
People's brought their lawn chairs and all this stuff. It
was the first one. He's doing it once a month
throughout the warm weather months. And last night was great.
And then I they there was a hot dog vendor,
sausage vendor on one side.
Speaker 1: I did not go over there. I stayed and but
I did drinks. Yeah I did. I basically was within
five feet of the play I'm drinking drink. I'm drinking
my day.
Speaker 3: So I'm like, yeah, but it was it was. I went,
this is kind of fucking cool. Yeah, I have no
I don't know who he is. I don't know, I
never met anybody. I don't know how many people were there,
but probably about three hundred three hundred in his backyard,
in his backyard, big backyard, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Or maybe more. I don't know. I couldn't fit that
many of my backyard. No, but I could make a
stage in a pole. I got one of those old
posy your watch from Oh my god, I just how
funny would that that would be? That would be really fun.
That could be free. Well, wouldn't get girls for free? No,
I don't know who's dance in these days.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, let me go ahead with so TNT
TNT And they're not cheap, no is Jumbo Shrimp.
Speaker 1: They do a lot of charity work for als.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I've had I've been to parties where Jumbo
Shrimp has played the private party. So I have a
little bit of an insight into the cost of that.
Speaker 1: And I think that was even a little discounted.
Speaker 3: So they do make But they draw, right, they draw,
they draw, yes, and but I don't know. So yeah,
So they played, and then after that another band played,
more of a jam type band. Uh, they were good,
And I just sat there drinking, uh, drinking.
Speaker 1: You remember times of hearing when you had a close
knit community, neighborhood, let's say street, they close it down
and they have the whole street party street parties. I
haven't heard of those black parties. Yeah, I haven't heard
of those in a long time.
Speaker 3: Well that's because you haven't lived in the neighborhood like that,
have you, Because I think they You're right, I think
they still do them in.
Speaker 1: The last black thing I heard was last week they
hit a black garage sale out of Broncroft. But it's
not quite the party, but everybody gets together, you bring
your stuff, you do the grad sale, all the whole
I don't know where the hell you park. And that
was on Saturday when I came out here and I
forgot about going to it. Oh there's some good I
like grad sales. Dot. Yeah, little, I'll tell you what
there is. One man's treasure is another One man's trash
is another man's treasure. There is a there's a bunch
of people I know who.
Speaker 3: Find things that are really valuable and buy them for
the ten dollars at the yard sale and then sell
them for hundreds or maybe a thousand.
Speaker 1: And know what you're looking for to clean it up. Yeah,
take pictures, put it out, this.
Speaker 3: Whole video of a guy who had collected Olympic pins
over the years.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, guy goes.
Speaker 3: In and goes he he walks out on his phone,
looks up the value, finds the value on eBay. What
they're going for, under undercuts the guy. Like, because the
guy's like that, you.
Speaker 1: Get rid of it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like five bucks, so I think I think
it was twenty five dollars. Maybe talked him down from
thirty five, got into twenty five, and then turned around
and sold him for like four hundred.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I know two people that do that. They know
when the goodwill deliveries are coming. They get right in
there the day of I mean, I think, I don't
think they're constantly filling up goodwill, but they know the times. Yeah,
and they go there in the morning fill up and Yeah.
One girl, you know, I think she makes about dollars
a month doing that really Yeah, damn Yeah, it's.
Speaker 3: A little hot nice side hustle.
Speaker 1: Yes, right, yes, yeah, she's retired.
Speaker 3: So yeah, go door to door and knocking on doors
and asking for money for your basketball team or something.
Speaker 1: But I had to do that in college. We were
selling for real. Oh yeah, no, I didn't have to.
So this is what happened. Z Wagner who was wrestling.
They had Super Bowl tickets and you had to sell
one hundred. It was a raffle. It was a raffle. Yeah,
or you weren't allowed. You better. Everybody's selling one hundred.
If you don't, you're not going to You're not going
to wrestle in this tournament. How much was the tickets selling.
I think they were back then, nineteen eighty eight, eighty nine. Yeah,
five bucks, okay, you know, try to raise money for
the wrestling team. So I didn't know anybody, so I
had to get Some of the kids that lived around
New Jersey were closed. They gave him to their parents
and they were taking him into work like you used
to when you worked at the factory, big thing, and
they're gone, you know. So I didn't want bad in
that gillor the wrestling tournament. So I went door to door. Hi,
I'm Doug. I go to Wagner College up here selling
tickets for Super Bowl, and I sold all mine doing
today with like old school, old school, like delivering papers,
which I did the Times Union if you remember that.
Speaker 3: So I remember briefly because it went out sort when
I was.
Speaker 1: It was a night paper. Yeah, just so you had
ad A lot of people probably don't know the Democratic
Chronicle in the morning and then about four o'clock Times Union,
yeah came out. Yeah. My grandmother would get both of
them and read both.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of information, A lot lot of information.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: You get the updated story, yeah, yeah, a cliffhanger from
the morning.
Speaker 1: They tell you solved it before that. I don't know
what's happening to Heathcliff. That makes sense.
Speaker 3: The Uh that's interesting because I remember as a kid
having to sell like Christmas ornaments for my.
Speaker 1: Boy Scouts or whatever. Yes, and so you had too.
Speaker 3: And my father's like, I don't want you doing that.
I don't want you annoying the neighbors. And he just
wrote a check. So I heard of that too. He
bought all the he bought all of them. Anytime we
had anything to sell, He's like, I don't want you
to bother the neighbors. And how much? Just tell me
how much? Just tell me. He'd be like, Dad, I
want to know, tell me how much? How much are
we talking?
Speaker 1: How much were talking?
Speaker 3: You would always feel like you were in trouble and
all your were doing was what every other kid was doing,
but you always felt like you were in trouble.
Speaker 1: Just tell me how much the daisy Kodak and my father,
you're your biggest fan, Dave. I think you met him
selling M and MS for boy scouts yea. And he
would take the pamphlet into Kodak and every month there
was a guy selling something for a kid. So the
money just changed hands. Really when you think about it, yeah,
one helps the other. Yeah, yeah, school blankets? What else
did I so? Was I just thinking about.
Speaker 3: We'll see all that stuff, like I have uh oh bar.
Speaker 1: We're playing Quick Droup Bonus and girl comes in and
waitress Margaret, and she's got she's got the candy bars
for a kid and Fred Marcus, he's like, how many
are in there? Fifty? Here? Give me that box? Who
wants the candy bar? Drinking beer, watching Quick and eating
candy bars? That was they got there. You go, good
luck on that. You've done it over your dad, all right,
give it? How much? Yeah? How do you? That's my father?
I want to go meet people. This is exciting. I
don't know, you're not gonna bug anybody.
Speaker 3: He didn't say how much you give me a number.
I don't know, give me a number. I remember specifically
because at the time it sounded like a lot of
money to me.
Speaker 1: When I was like eight nine years old, was in
the mafia. Hey Tony, I'm selling this car. Give me
a number. That was it.
Speaker 3: That's all you used to yell.
Speaker 1: So then my entire life, that's how he yelled, give
me a number.
Speaker 3: So I remember this number was thirty six dollars for
all the ornaments, and I think we each had to sell.
Maybe there were four rows of five. So what are
you talking twenty ornaments at thirty six bucks? What are
they like three four bucks a last?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well you're asking me, well, I would say thirty
six bys if you had twenty ornaments of three dollars
in the ornament, right, So he's just like, but I
remember feeling like thirty six was an overwhelming amount of money.
It wasn't, But who knows what it would be the
equivalent of today, because we're talking at early eighties.
Speaker 1: When I go, we could sell bill fight ornaments?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I should do a lot more, Doug, I
have I right, now lazy fuck.
Speaker 1: I can't believe.
Speaker 3: Lately, I have been overwhelmed looking at that bridge going
to home depot, not looking at the rope aile. But like,
you know what, I had two stops home depot and
the bridge, and you know what, I don't know, it's
a beautiful day.
Speaker 1: Maybe tomorrow morow. I have a procrastinator. I have a procrastinator.
Speaker 3: I have been overwhelmed and not just busy, but almost
stuck and like frozen. You ever get that way, Yes,
we're like you're frozen, and you've got all these great
ideas and you know that they would that if they
would work, but there's a chance they don't, and so
the fear of failure sort of holds you.
Speaker 1: Back in some way.
Speaker 3: And I don't know, I mean, it's avoidance, it's fear,
it's all that stuff. And I think it's a very
relatable thing for people. I don't mean to sound all
sappy and stuff, but I do. I think it's a
very relatable thing a lot of people. And uh, it's
not hopeless. But you're in a storm, and right now
I'm in a storm. I'm in a storm in my life,
and I have a lot.
Speaker 1: Of this storm is sometimes tough. I think those things
are they'll work themselves out eventually. For the time, I'm just.
Speaker 3: No, you are one hundred percent right if I focus
This is what I would say if I focus on,
and it's hard not to. I woke up at three
o'clock in the morning. I had gone out, I had
watched the bands, I was home by nine. I wanted
to see the next game. They were blowing the excuse me,
they were blowing the Celtics off the cross. I was
just gonna say what, there's a lot of dribbling. I
fall asleep on the couch with a bag of Cheetos.
I wake up, I'm covered in Cheeto dusts. This is
not my life is going. I'm trying to tell you,
it's very sad.
Speaker 1: Said to you, what you wake I woke ver it
in Cheeto dust.
Speaker 3: I wake up at three o'clock in the morning, and
I kind of rolled over at one point, I'm like,
I gotta get it, and.
Speaker 1: But it got so hot, like it got hot overnight.
Those Cheetos. Was I spicy Cheetos, No.
Speaker 3: They were just the puffs through it. I woke up
and I know, but this isn't the bag. This isn't
the bag dog they were half the bjays.
Speaker 1: Fucking It's the size of a pillow.
Speaker 3: It's like I was.
Speaker 1: Hugging it like it was you know, you're my only
It's not easy being cheesy Cheetos. I love you, Yeah,
we'll watching.
Speaker 2: Didn't so so I.
Speaker 1: Wake up. I wake up at like three o'clock in
the morning, and I'm like, what are so what am
I doing?
Speaker 3: I go got the cheeto taste in my mouth. So
I go in and I wear like a sleep not
a I wear a mouthguard that pushes my job because
I find sleep appening.
Speaker 1: So you're like Darth Feeder, but with an orange mask. No,
I don't, Luke. It's not easy being cheesy.
Speaker 3: So I put my mouthguard in without brushing my teeth.
Speaker 1: It's really nasty.
Speaker 3: I get into my bed and now I can't fall asleep,
and about dolling.
Speaker 1: Four o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 3: My head is just spinning with stuff, and I'm like,
what the fuck, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: What the fuck? What? You know?
Speaker 3: Look, I will say, and my wife did it, my
ex wife whatever she is, did it for a while.
But you know, being a single parrot is tough, and
it's a bit of a challenge right now.
Speaker 1: And that's my stress and things.
Speaker 3: And I don't want to really talk too much about
I always talked about everything all my life, like just
spilled it all into a microphone. But I don't want
my kid to feel bad or anything, and it's not fair.
And I did do it to his brothers and thing.
I used to tape them and I remember one going, dude,
you gotta stuff taping me. My teacher even asked me
about so I was like, I can't, I can't do that,
but uh uh yeah, it's just like, you know, there's
a million fucking things I need to do and I
know it, and it's everything from like food prep for
the week.
Speaker 1: All right, here's what we're gonna do. It's gonna do
and then I go.
Speaker 3: And it's like I don't know, no, no, And I
think that that's a mild depression.
Speaker 1: I really do.
Speaker 3: And it's but it's a mild one. It's not you're
not you know, I need to go out and fucking
exercise and all this. But it's just been like come on,
and uh, you know, it's just been me and cheesy
cheetahs cheetah cheat.
Speaker 1: I think isn't there. The cheesy dibbles are in the
cartoon movie The Penguins, and they spray everybody with cheesy
dbbles to get away from.
Speaker 3: But isn't there uh Cheeto Cheetah. There's a character that's Cheetos.
That's what you're talking about. Cheese puffs. Oh no, no,
the puffy Cheetos. Okay, the puffy Cheetos.
Speaker 1: And then those are those are cheese puffs. No, because
cheese puffs are circles. Oh they're They're like the foam
you get from Amazon when you order stuff and you
order that uh tor soda bang your pro go overlooking that.
Speaker 3: Orange, but don't have Cheetah on the on the.
Speaker 1: Bad that's Cheetos. They're the small ones.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well there's the crunchy small ones and then they're.
Speaker 1: All right, okay, next time my Wegmans.
Speaker 3: Will you look please, I don't even know you.
Speaker 1: Know what I'm bringing here next? They fucking double eggs,
orange double. I'm gonna get some red dye. That way
you can fall asleep with double digg filler all over
your chest. You know. I will say this.
Speaker 3: I think when you're stuck, just as on a serious
side of this, I think when you're stuck, and I
think I think you may not agree with me, but
I think the Bible and what Jesus said has been
interpreted from different languages that it has lost some of
the translation. And I think when Jesus said turned the
other cheek, he meant turned towards something positive. So instead
of focusing on I'm stuck, this this, this focus on
hey man, Doug's coming in and we're gonna laugh today,
And that's turning the other cheek, not forgiving, not whatever.
Just go the other way. Stop thinking about the bad, because.
Speaker 1: What's going good. I have this in my life and
this is good.
Speaker 3: Yes, And when you do that, more things start to
go good, you know. I mean, I've even seen in
my life I've had four things going bad, one going good,
and I focused on the good and everything changed. I've
had four going great and one going bad, focus on
the back and it all fell hells. So, I mean,
you know, I just think that that's a real thing.
Speaker 1: And now here that's where. But I feel better already. Yeah,
so good, A little laughter. I'll tell you what. I'm
gonna tell this quick story. When I lived in kil
Fournia twenty years ago, going through about it. I didn't
have a job.
Speaker 3: Bills are piling up, and I went over my friend
Greg's house and he had this huge dog named JD.
Speaker 1: And we're playing the WWF. There's four of us take
team partners and everything, and JD ended up started wrestling
with me. We're still on it. We're still on and
this probably won't relate to a lot of people, but
we're still playing the game. And I'm laying on the
floor trying to watch, and he's got his mouth around me,
and now he's not biting, but he's just growling, having fun,
and he's slabbering all over me. I am crying, laughing,
playing the game, playing with the dog, and you know
what that snapped me out of getting that laughter back.
You're like, you almost break through a wall. I was pressed. Yeah.
Speaker 3: You came in and I had two tough phone calls.
I was on back to back. Well, I had hung
up with one, and then you walked in on the
second one, and I just said, I'm gonna step outside
for a second and finish their phone calls. I didn't
want to be rude to you, but.
Speaker 1: I just stepped out. No, No, you're the guest, stay here.
I'll step out.
Speaker 3: I'd like to pace when I when I'm stressed out anyway,
So it gave me a chance to.
Speaker 1: Get any cheese buffs. So you need sketchers or sketchers
Joe Montana does those commercials. Yeah, when I was in
the Super Bowl and I was stressed out and go
right z X and take some cheese buffs and won
the super Bowl.
Speaker 3: We'll take a moment. Every job has its wild nights, Dougie.
Every job has its wild nights, but other doug was
working as a strip club DJA, and I am going
to ask you to go into because I think that's
a whole different level. I'd like you to go into
your memory bank. I gotta think what was the most
you've had to have? K Guys, I'm gonna ask you
what was the most chaotic day as a strip club?
Speaker 1: Dj oh, I know it right head?
Speaker 3: You do?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Absolutely, Okay, I want to hear that, and then I've
got some other follow up questions I.
Speaker 1: Like to go.
Speaker 3: I had a name for this, but it slipped me.
Like everything else today, it just slipped my mind. But
I was I wanted to call it like tails from
the Strip, Tails from the Strip, That's what I wanted
to call you. I'd like to do a segment with
Doug called Tails from the Strip where maybe we hear
a different story every every week that you're on we
get a Tails from the Strip.
Speaker 1: We will do that next.
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Speaker 1: I really liked this song. I love Joe kak Yeah.
Speaker 3: And this is the Beatles, but he basically right, doesn't.
Speaker 1: He take a Beatles line or two it here? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I thought there was.
Speaker 1: No I always thought that, well, this song it's as
she looked it up. I'm a DJ with the hell
all the way. I know I'm feeling too good myself?
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 1: He said? Joe Kacker is well known for his interpretations
Beatles songs Yeah, particularly his powerful, soulful version of with
a Little Help of My Friends. Yeah. He also covered
Beatles tracks including I'll Cry Instead, You've Got to hide
your little way, and she came in through the bathroom window.
Speaker 3: But not feeling feeling all right. I don't think that's
his though.
Speaker 1: I thought he. I thought this was a cover too.
Speaker 4: I don't know, some odd dude looking on. I think
I think people went that voice is coming out of
that body?
Speaker 1: Right? Sometimes? Who was it? A American idol woman in England?
They had that beautiful Oh god, yes I have to
put her down or anything. No, I don't. Yeah, she
looked like you with a dress, right. Thanks. At least
I didn't cover myself. Fucking cheeto us was covered life
going oh god.
Speaker 3: You know, I I'm usually the person I say things
on the podcast and I do believe them and I
know that. But the human experience is like I I'm
so weird that I believe that our consciousness is bigger
and what was in our actual body and this thing
is sort of a dream and then it's two percent
of what you really are and all this stuff and
when you die, you have no resistance and you're living
and it's it's amazing and it's wonderful.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: And you got to try to do that while you're here,
right on this journey and you came here for a
purpose and I and then I go and I fuck
it pissed past the.
Speaker 1: Cheetahs, like.
Speaker 3: I got yeah, I can't, you know. And so then
I go, well, I'm not. I don't want to sound
like a hypocrite, but yeah, it's it gets to be
hard when you focus on the wrong stuff. Yes, you
know that that's the thing, and uh, sometimes it just
feels like, you know, things are working against you.
Speaker 1: And it's going through a divorce or her husband after
but yeah, still living at home, we're not giving a
really any direct changing jobs, and she's still being positive
that it's gonna work out and maybe we'll Separation obviously
is a toll on people in the relationship. And he
gets a little closer, and they've got two kids around
your kid's age, and that's a toll being a single
mom trying to control a fifteen year old. Then he
gets resentful, and then you know, he doesn't listen to her.
She's just like, my life is just you know, I'm
crying all the time, she says. I'm like, and I
text her, you know, I just you know, how you doing? Yeah,
and that's nice. Then she refused and just get it off.
Your chest.
Speaker 3: Well, it's going to be already the one the one
thing that they have proven like longevity. And I don't
know if you were in here, but they've been doing
a study at Harvard on happiness since nineteen thirty eight.
Speaker 1: Just following MC.
Speaker 3: Equals cheeto puffs yells like, no fucking way, it's it's tritos. So, uh,
what they're finding is that human connection. It's human connection. Yeah,
people who stay connected live longer. Loneliness will literally kill you,
you know. Yeah, And when you can talk about problems
and be around and and like you're saying, laugh and
just sort of forget and be connected to something greater
than yourself, you'll be fine.
Speaker 1: I've joked that, well you've heard this. Laughter is the
best medicine, sure, because I think if I hadn't been
laughing as much as I have over the years, I
would have been dead, like thirty five years ago. Yeah, yeah,
maybe I don't take medicine. I go to don't go
to the doctor. I laugh. Yeah, take care of everything
and then double eggs and a big fucking bag of chetos. Oh, masturbation,
you gotta throw that in there too. That would Oh,
that reminds me of a joke. Oh, Doug, it's tails
from this strip. Pretty clever. This is what you were
thinking about last night at three in the morning. Probably
swear to God it, I believe it. I swear to God.
Here we go thres.
Speaker 3: I used to I'd never watched the show because it
was freaking out. Then I think I watched one or two.
They were kind of a joke. But did you ever
watch them?
Speaker 1: Yeah, a few of them. Yeah, the movie I think
tales from the Crip movie or the Twilight Zone movie.
I remember on HBO some really corny dad jokes. Yeah,
came from this. Yes, yeah. I had a lot of
stars back then. There, Christian Slater, I remember once, just
episode spots, Michael J. Fox really yeah, he played a
lawyer at the end. But this was thirty years ago.
Was Abe more? Yeah, they more myself? Yeah, fifty four.
Speaker 3: I'm still young. Are you at midlife? I lived one
hundred and ten midlife right now?
Speaker 1: Positive? Bill Positive? I getna fucking die of a hard
tag when Cheeto does tell over from this strip?
Speaker 3: All right, So we asked Doug. Every job we said
has a wild night. But I gotta think that they're
more chaotic and a little wilder in the strip club.
Speaker 1: And there's a strip club DJ, you would think that,
but no, So what is the most chaotic night you
ever had on the job? And it wasn't a strip club. No,
the most chaotic night wasn't a strip club. But the
most wild night was not in a strip club. Okay, chaotic,
give me the chaotic one. So this was the cat
I'm in the DJ booth. I don't want to give
out names. Well, nobody would really know who it was.
You know, listen to this guy, let's say Carlos. So
he was he had two pool tables this is on
the other side and at the bar, and they were
playing for drinks and he lost and the guy says, hey,
you're gonna get my drink. He goes, yeah, I'm gonna
be your drink. Just give him a minute, and a
guy took a pool stick and hit him in the
back of the head. Oh this is right after they remodeled.
They pulled the bar back about five ten feet, which
opened it up more and it was like seventy guys.
So they were ready to go fight broke out and
uh I remember two strippers carrying Carlos in the back
private room.
Speaker 3: Didn't knock him out.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, for a little for yeah, a couple of minutes.
So uh, I remember you want to come around. I
never want to see any motherfuckers back in here again.
And blah blah, we're out of here by the fuck you,
blah blah blah. So I'm just standing there. Yeah, the
bouncers never get in a fight. If there's bouncers, let
them handle it because if you go win, try Oh
this is my friend. You're getting you're getting knocked out
if you're coming behind somebody. Yeah, bouncer doesn't know who
you are. Right. They want to keep everybody in front,
keep them right, keep the action in front of them.
So they're getting everybody out, get in their cars. Carlos
wakes up. This is all within two minutes. He just
maybe was days knocked out.
Speaker 3: Quick come flying out of the back room or the
emergency doors in the back starts punching the cars.
Speaker 1: How can you let me go out like this? I'm
calling whoever both so lo behold the cops come and
this biggest thing was my par offers. There's gonna be
so so. But since he didn't start it, and do
you keep the music going through all this. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta act like nothing's happening.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Nothing. You don't want to never stand the mic.
I need a bouncer he or anything like that, because
then everybody's ever standing up. I want to know what's
going on.
Speaker 3: So most of the chaos. Yeah, I'm sure there were
other nights and things that things happened, But most of
the casts came from the customers. Yeah, and not the
dancers are management. Oh gosh, I'd really have to think back.
I mean, girls got drunk, they get mouthy. Sometimes this
is late, like one thirty two.
Speaker 1: They had a bad night. They're taking their of somebody. Yeah,
but then there was not like staying after hours and
partying all night, did you not other I worked at? Yeah,
there were what because you think, oh, there's strippers are
just you know, they're staying up till four o'clock in
the morning having sex in a bar. No, not there,
but other bars I worked at. Yeah, that would happen. Happen, Yeah,
that would happen. I played the wild nights, Oh yeah,
playing darts for clothes clothing. Yeah, I'm good at darts.
I'll tell you what, I'll give you. Fifteen to sixteens
clothes out everything, every time close something out, every bulls
eye we do a shot and sooner or later.
Speaker 3: Just that was a good ways, like shooting fish in
a barrel for you. Yeah, look at that. Did any
of these nights in there that were like the crazy
chaotic things that if they happened to club make you
want to quit or no, make you love the job more?
Speaker 1: No, it was just a job. It was just a job.
Was making good money at cutting my debt down?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what did you have to like, give me something
about the job that no one warned you about? Was
there any part of that?
Speaker 1: Just don't overthink it? Just you know, what does that?
What do you mean by don't worry about playing what
music you want? Just play with the girls want like
I want an Ecy DC def Leopard and so did
a lot of the customers rock and then you know
girls are playing trance, harder rock. Yeah. So you're going
from country to Metallica to uh rave net yeah rave
music stuff like that. You're like, why should throw this together?
Like yeah anywhere, just just take the music, introduce them
in that set, trying to reinvent the wheel. You're not
doing it as a DJ, right, Yeah? So I can
understand that.
Speaker 3: You know, at any job, and nothing in La was
like chaotic when you were out there being a strip club,
because I would think.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, nobody's going there to be in a
bar fight or anything.
Speaker 3: No, I would say not.
Speaker 1: But I mean, like, you know, chaotic too.
Speaker 3: Well, I would think, let's say a customer got handsy
with one of the girls or yeah, well, I would
think that that happened to.
Speaker 1: The Hollywood Traffic Canada. There was a group of Japanese
men and they were one with med like oil wrestling,
and he kept grabbing the girls boobs and I was
just like, you can't do that. Well, he goes, you're
working out of here, and the guy goes, what do
you mean? As soon is there trouble is that English
comes out real quick. In fact, thinking of it, we
had Asian girl I don't know where her name is.
Her mother found out she was dancing there. This is
a Hollywood tropic Canada. In fact, the guy that used
to be uh Johnny Cocktails, it was in the movie
Stripped Tease. He just contacted me last week and I
asked him about being on here for a segment. He
said sure. His name is Brad Grunberg and his brother
Is Grunberg. That was been he was in Heroes. I'd
have to look it up vers first week. I think
interesting to talk to him. I love that.
Speaker 3: Just send him a link. We get him on the camera.
Speaker 1: Absolutely. Uh. This Asian woman's mother found out was dancing
there and I'm like, all right, where's China? It wasting?
She's outside. I'm like what, So I go outside. There's
a little Asian woman yelling at her daughter in a
lime green bikini thong.
Speaker 3: Oh, she's crying.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry if I'm sounding racist. Respect They're yelling in
Chinese at each other. The girls was dancing, is crying
because her mother found out, and she just laughing and
I'm like, this is laughing my balls off. She ain't
coming back.
Speaker 3: How can you knock?
Speaker 1: Can you knock?
Speaker 3: This is something that would be on family guys. And
she's crying and she's crying and her mother did.
Speaker 1: She come back? And I don't remember. I think she did.
Speaker 3: Doggie you gotta go back and do you remember? We
got to details from the strip. That is funny stuff.
Speaker 1: Though, Like Johnny was there the night that the girl
pulled a knife on the other girl. I think I
told you about this. There was a Spanish girl and
a Blay girl and they had to uh oil wrestle
and wonder they had to be And I don't think
anybody knew it, and it shouldn't be blacker. It doesn't matter.
I'm just trying to think of.
Speaker 3: What I'm saying is that it matters for the story.
I don't even have a problem with.
Speaker 1: So Johnny would come in for an hour or two
Friday and Saturday nights and set up the oil wrestling,
and he tried to get the guys some of the
customers do it. They would pay and if nobody then
the guys wanted to do it, he would just have
two girls do it. So the manager picked the two
girls and like, I'm not I'm not wrestling with each other.
And I think they got They got into it in
the locker room and Johnny's right next to me and
I see her come out with a knife to the girl. Johnny,
She's got a knife. Johnny fucking halls ass. I go
behind him and I get tied up in the microphone.
Oh my god. So I'm trying to kick it off,
and I remember this, Uh he just went up he
got in between him and he goes, honey, give me
the knife, and she just let him slip out of
her hand. Okay, And by the less is more and
something like that. Sure, And I have seen dancers get
in the middle of a fight going get off fucking crushed.
Just again, if you're in a fight and somebody grabs you,
you're you're swinging because you think it's his friend, right,
And that was the number one rule of the class GIF.
There's ever a fight, don't say the funk away. You're
not helping anything, you were hurting the situation.
Speaker 3: I always like when I see middle aged guys get
into a bar fight, or like, if you go on
YouTube at a resort, they square up at the pool.
Speaker 1: It's all on. Yeah, they have sights that you can
sign up for to watch these fights. Yeah. Is this
what I think it says? Is this what you're looking for?
Do you want to see more or less? And then
you go to the page and there's hundreds of them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just but it's it's just random people, security
camera footage, it's somebody's iPhones, cruises.
Speaker 1: It's just it's ridiculous. It's it's sadly ridiculous. Sad.
Speaker 3: It's I think it's still a small share a bag
of cheese puffs for Christ's sake and eat your troubles away.
But I think that these people, to me, it's still
funny because these people when they square up and stuff,
nobody looks good in a bar fight.
Speaker 1: They just don't.
Speaker 3: You're not a boxer, you're gonna come out.
Speaker 1: They're all white people that know how to fight and train.
They're not fighting. They'll walk away. They'll walk away.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because a lot of times I think they can
be charged. I know it sounds crazy, but I think
my hands are We know that sounds that sounds ridiculous,
But I thought if you were like a trained martial
artist and something happened, that they could go, well you
it's almost.
Speaker 1: Like a fighting that might be an urban legend.
Speaker 3: And maybe it maybe, but uh and a lot of
times those guys, especially martial artists, it's usually never use
it never, right.
Speaker 1: I haven't heard of a bar fight, not got one
in a long time. Good Yeah, yeah, well yeah, I
don't think i've seen one either. Uh. In the you
gotta worry about Lilac vestivals and look at carnivals. Oh
my god, what about the specer about this what spencer
Port Carnival. They had a problem last year now that
nobody under eighteen alone, And I think you're one way in,
one way out. And I don't know if they're using
metal detectors for Carnival. That's been seventy years.
Speaker 3: Yeah, But if you want to get if you want
to keep going, and you want to make people feel safe.
Speaker 1: That's out. The where they got to have a carnival
is that stadium on Broad Street. Oh no, they just
need to fight night. They have had fight night. Absolutely,
they'll take care of a lot of problems. You have
an audience sells tickets.
Speaker 3: The last episode you were on, you talked about the
girl in your uber who said she wanted.
Speaker 1: To fight somebody. Yeah, and it might have been to
the Lilac Fest.
Speaker 3: And then I saw video of guys fighting at the
Lilac Fester.
Speaker 1: There was a fight.
Speaker 3: There was a fight and security broke it up. But
I'm watching this and I went, you've got They had
one big guy. But then there was a woman who
looked like she could have been anywhere. I'm gonna say
target age forty five and not to be mean, but
not in great shape and you're there, probably to keep
an eye on people. It's a job making a little
extra money. And now you're running around trying to you
will get run over. And by the way, these were
men who are fighting.
Speaker 1: You know, or young And you say the woman was
a security guard.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and she's running up there and you can see
her like she doesn't know what to do because she
realizes no moment in that right in the moment you're
not Now they got on it quick and it went away.
I mean, the video is if it's thirty seconds, it's long.
I don't think it's even that long. And they show
up within I swear five to ten seconds of this
video being shot.
Speaker 1: But it's like, god, damn, why exactly why, why why
you have to ruin it so you can get your
video posted and somebody else can watch it. Come on man,
Broad Street, Fight Night.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there you go, pitch it to the mayor.
Speaker 1: I will I'm gonna run for mayor next time. I'm
gonna take care of the city, all right, we will.
Uh we will take a moment. Doug's team just closed
a big deal. Yes, I saw it this morning.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll talk a little bit about that and uh,
um find out how Doug's doing health wise, They told
the muscle sleeping.
Speaker 1: We'll get to that right up to this.
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BILL murray i don't KNOW if i need a life
coach or just. A NAP when i think, About it, I'm, like,
GOD damn i. DON'T know i. DON'T know i find
writing things down, IS yeah i know all.
Speaker 3: THIS shit i can't can't even find the motivation. Right
Now right i'm, still like everything's just so out of
CONTROL that I gotta i.
Speaker 2: HAVE to.
Speaker 1: I wrote some jokes down. LAST night i can't remember where.
THEY were i was just in my place And sometimes
friday NIGHTS or i should have called ME because I
think i was up till about one to thirty of. The,
MORNING yeah i would have come over for. SOME cheetos,
i mean look. At me WHAT do i?
Speaker 2: Worry?
Speaker 1: About?
Speaker 3: Nothing wait you think you found the One thing i'm gonna?
Speaker 1: Worry about, ALL right i don't want to. Hear this
put that on. The, List, uh doug has.
Speaker 2: The is?
Speaker 1: Going on something in? My shirt what are? YOU doing
i thought there was something in my shirt an eminem
no peanut? Butter cup what are?
Speaker 3: You doing i'm make cheing. MY shirt i don't something.
In here you ever dropped something in? Your shirt it
was just a PIECE of i.
Speaker 1: Guarantee, it's food just A, little wait you fucking flicked
it on. The, floor yeah what do you want me
to put it in? The garbage all the way you?
Were there? The?
Speaker 3: Fuck wait have you you've woken up where you've just been?
Speaker 1: In?
Speaker 3: Pain right you didn't know what you did and you.
WOKE up i thought that was like not that. Long,
ago yeah you were limping or something. The, gout yeah but.
THE gout i thought there was some, other injury like
you pull, the muscles sleep in and you rolled on.
Speaker 1: Your. Side, Yeah SOMETIMES and i always thought it. Was,
joking yes you, hear comics. YOU know i woke UP
and i twisted mangle? Like what and then at a,
CERTAIN age i hate. SAYING it i don't use the.
Old word you start, Saying it you'll start, Feeling.
Speaker 3: IT so i stay away from, all, right okay, all
right so you're.
Speaker 1: ALL right i believe it's my. Positive, motivation, sure YEAH
because i remember in, our twenties my buddies, were, like
man we're. Getting old, i'm, like old we're not even.
Thirty yet what are you gonna do when? We're? Fifty
YEAH and i, TELL you i watched an old. WRESTLING
tape i did so, watching that, just laughing and it
really it's it's a it's a. Time lapse sure that
you're you're looking yourself one hundred, pounds Ago and, I'm
like i'm never going to be in that, shape Again
and i'm trying to get. In shape and, you're like
ESPECIALLY an i think when you're an athlete and you
know how hard you were working out Double sessions sometimes
two hours. A day what you have to do the mental,
you know not eating actually for you know, you're yeah
you're your dinner might be sucking on ice cubes because
you got to drop. Two pounds you float as you,
would say so you're two. Pounds overweight just try not
to eat. That night your your body will take weight
off as you sleep coming. Way in then go have
a little something, to eat work out during. The day,
but anyway so you know all what you have. To
do when you, Think back, You're like i'm not gonna do,
that Again right i'm like even forty, five minutes no
transit is way too much, right now and then you
got to have to build up, five minutes. Six Minutes tom, it's,
Like fuck i'll just get a Bag. Of cheetos.
Speaker 3: I'll watch, The, athletes No the knicks right right of
advance to take on the pacers, Because uh i'm just
laying on the couch as a. Fat slab it's it's
funny that you, say THAT because i hear people often
talk about will you yell about athletes? They suck there
is and what. THEY'RE doing, I mean i said to
my kid like because, he's, like, hey Wait the, celtics
LOST and, i, SAID yeah, i said nobody Picked.
Speaker 1: The knicks.
Speaker 3: Nobody did they won two games At the garden by
a point. Or more they just had a story in.
The fourth and then they lost one At, the garden one,
at home and then they finished it off or maybe
they won one.
Speaker 1: AT home i. Don't know they've got four whatever. It was.
Speaker 3: And then the Last game boston had kind of blown.
Them Out but, i'm like, he's like, OH man. I can't,
i said do you realize how hard it is to
play a. PROFESSIONAL sport i don't care what. It is
everybody in that professional sport was the best. Coming up
they were the best in their. Little league they were
the best in their, high school they were the best in.
Their college they were. The best and even if their
names you never, heard of they were.
Speaker 1: That GOOD and, i go.
Speaker 3: It's amazing and then when you get like TO, the
nfl how hard is it to? Even predict you don't.
Know what guys are just fucking. Burned out they're just
burned out from everything you, Just said like the mental stress, of,
it all, the wanting, the wanting, the wanting and it
does make it like when you see guys Like, brock purty,
mister irrelevant who's now mister irs target? Number one because he,
just like you Know what, I'm saying, he's like he
just signed a two hundred and sixty five million dollar
extension with fifty three million dollars guaranteed a year, or
no fifty three.
Speaker 1: A, year.
Speaker 3: Guarantee one, million guaranteed seventh highest paid quarterback in. The
league it makes but how hard it is to predict
who's gonna make it who's not gonna? Make it, You
know and when, we say well that, guy sucked could
that guy have been burned out by Exactly what doug.
Just said i'm sick, Of eating i'm sick of. Doing
this it's not that. Fun anymore at.
Speaker 1: This level it's. Even hard. Antonio mountains he just walks off. The,
Field yeah. I'm. Done yeah and now he's. A commentator
well he's on a podcast. Or something oh. Fucking, loser
shit he got arrested. Last night oh.
Speaker 3: He, did yeah he was in a fight in some
bar and he. Got arrested, really yeah with a.
Speaker 1: POOL stick i. Don't. Know now brock perty is a.
Church goer he's. Getting married he was he was four
time starter four years in a row Starter. For iowa
so he went from starting high school to doing well.
In college now he's in a, great system and everybody's been,
asking me what do you think they're gonna sign. UP
for i thought it was going to be more longer than,
five years maybe a forty million and a. Signing bonus
but they. Want HIM but i think two years, is
guaranteed and then they can kind of play with. A
contract so well they do with. THESE caps i don't understand.
The cap and then somebody says that, you know the
forty nine ers window is, right NOW and, i agree
we get if we got them for, five years let's
Win Two. Super bowls we Just resang kittle and looking,
at it you watch these players go like We, lost
greenlaw we lost half finando on another linebacker and we
traded Him. TO denver i love both of my gouty,
their jerseys But Obviously john lynch and knowing, who's injured
and there's another old and women can relate to this too.
Old school you play when, you're hurt you don't play when,
you're injured and you better know. The difference now there's
times got wrapped in and wrestled in practice and you work.
Through it and that's a lot of light that's, in life,
You KNOW and i think that's missing from. KIDS life
i don't have to work through THIS fucking i go do.
Something else you work, through it you keep going to
get to. Your goal but that is that is. The
thing and you've heard, that one right what you can
play practice when, you're hurting when.
Speaker 3: You're injured there's, a, Difference YEAH but i don't know
that people would, know sometimes you, know SOMETIMES and i
think there's a lot of pressure on, these guys, you
know especially now IN.
Speaker 1: The nfl once you get to THAT high i wonder
how your. Day goes you're you're two three hours, of
practice lifting on, your. Own resting rest is. So important
it is, eight hours.
Speaker 3: You know so when we see a guy who, they,
go ah he sucks you, do, IT dude i.
Speaker 1: Don't know he got there for. A reason they didn't
draft him because he sucks, out whatever you KNOW what.
Speaker 3: I mean and and then You Get tom Brady rock
party nine pick.
Speaker 1: One point one percent. Of, that yeah And Then trey
lance he traded three, draft picks this guy that nobody
ever heard, heard of and now. He's done is. He,
done well he See. The cowboys he got traded, somewhere
ELSE but i don't know what they saw.
Speaker 3: On him well it does it's look you Look at
purty's Rag to, rich's journey and it does make you
wonder the inefficiencies, in scouting are they or is it just,
the player the mental player like.
Speaker 1: That, Guy yeah i'm sorry. To Interrupt rock party Is
sugar sanders shooters. All over everybody's watching them every Weekend.
IN colorado i watched a. Few games. It's exciting they're winning.
In overtime they're like half of people are watching him.
To succeed half. Of.
Speaker 3: THEM face i never heard Of. Brock party nobody heard Of.
Brock perty nobody heard.
Speaker 1: Of him and he Went.
Speaker 3: To iowa not a, bad school not a not One that, Iowa, state,
Yeah Okay. Iowas state not a, bad school but not
one that was in the national championships or anything. Like
that but even to, get, there right how hard it
is the four.
Speaker 1: Year starter nobody came in, after, Him right oh. That's,
interesting YEAH yeah. I DIDN'T and i think the good
thing was that he was a back up to whoever They,
had garoppolo and he's he's he's a practice quarterback against
the number one defense at. The, time yeah so they're. Running,
plays yeah You're running. Seattle's, play yeah and we're gonna
run our forty nine ers defense and you're playing against
that and they're coming. At you they're not gonna, hit
you but they're coming, at, you right. You, learn yeah
it looks like it's so hard.
Speaker 3: To, DO like i think you played a thing that
somebody's predicting they're going to go seventeen and h or
you have the potential to go seventeen.
Speaker 1: And they game they broke down in a couple. Of seconds,
every team and they do have the.
Speaker 3: Easiest, schedule See The buffalo bills are projected to be
favored in.
Speaker 1: Every game buddy sent me This stat every joke.
Speaker 3: Is stats now all the, hard games all the tough
ones are. At, home yes so even if they're favored by,
a point it's still, a, point right you know you
Can go a's really a pusty.
Speaker 1: He sends me. These stats, i'm like you, know what
when you get, a ring then you can tell YOU
because i could give two ships about. These, STATS really,
i mean, and yeah that all the primetime games are
in the, first, half so which is gonna make it
INTERESTING if i drive anybody To the, bills games which
because of nice weather and. They're, winning hey let's go.
Speaker 3: Right exactly so exactly when you, were wrestling did you play,
through uh, not injury but?
Speaker 1: But hurt, like yeah what kind? OF hurt I think
i broke my finger in a counties or dislocated because
they and THEN and i just wrapped, it up but
it was swollen for SO long i didn't go to.
THE doctor i put a stick on, it Myself and, i'm,
like oh it's, not broken you're. Moving it AND then
i JUST think i just jammed it. Really bad but
then they couldn't get my high school ring over it
without n. Or, CHURCHET yeah I thought don was? It
was you gotta rusb some chief puffs? On? There, Yeah no? Don, done,
yeah girl crack the girl up at the Crack, of don?
Speaker 3: Did? YOU yeah i used to say that to a
friend of mine's wife all.
Speaker 1: The time it's the Krack.
Speaker 3: Of Don, uh god that's.
Speaker 1: The name you? Don't hear is that gonna be an old?
LADY name i Don't?
Speaker 3: Hear don young. GIRLS down i don't think my kids
have any. Friends DOWN do i have?
Speaker 1: ANY friends. I don't.
Speaker 3: I DID i i went to school with a bunch.
Speaker 1: Of dons i'm gonna look At my. Facebook, friend yeah
there was.
Speaker 3: Like three or four dons in my SCHOOL and, i go, oh,
my yeah that's.
Speaker 1: The name? YOU never. I never he just came out
with the tap names for. THE year i can't remember one.
Of them sophia was in. The Tap don wolf is
a friend. Of, yours yep she bows in my breast
cancer fund raiser with a fan labor here. AND done
i just say it was like an. Old lady but
she came in on. Her, motorcycle, Yeah buddy, oh YEAH.
Speaker 2: Oh i know.
Speaker 3: WHO that I think i know who.
Speaker 1: It is You?
Speaker 3: DO yep i think so she. Read that, uh, nope
no not the, right person the.
Speaker 1: Right Person but i'm hitting on HER and i didn't
know her boyfriend was right next, to her joking, with
her flirting with HER as i do with. Older women, No,
figure yeah how's that going? For you. IT'S good i
just had a date with A retired. Army colonel she had,
a grenade pins for. Nipple rings it's. Fucking hot what
all the bit women who used to used to know
how they. Get things back in, the day there Was,
no facebook there was no, you know my.
Speaker 3: Being traumatized my husband doesn't give. Me, flower no in,
nineteen seventy you, Wanted refrigerate, you're, LIKE oh i want to,
Fridgerd THEIR oh i want, A whirlpool i want a.
Speaker 1: New dishwasher All then bob would go work fucking Overtime
at kodak to get these things. FOR her i mean
that's the that's how they did it back in. The,
day yes how do? You know because how do? You
know because you're a, single guy. A bartender i fucking,
you know was a birthday the? Other, DAY yeah i
sucked his dig like and. She knows that's the. Only
time the way they say it that he's. Getting it
this is, Not new this is. Not new They know.
Egypt hieroglyphics they had a guy chiseling fuck scenes on
the pyramid like roll over doing this, way, chizzle. Chisel
chisel this is not new. To, women, chisel. Chisel cheezel you.
Speaker 3: Don't have to work in the fields of her all.
Day long even the pharaohs fucking knew it back then
and just. Follow through now We have facebook bitching and
Moaning about i'm not getting refrigerators, at all which makes
the whole. World happier you can send your Complaints To.
Billip productions guy goes to the. Doctor's off, He, goes
doc take a look, At this, he goes?
Speaker 1: What is, HE goes i have an. Orange dick, He,
goes oh, my gosh let's run some tests and get it. Back,
there now you're, perfectly healthy fifty four year. Old man
is there anything you? Work near a power? Plan anything
what do? You do, He, GOES no i all you
do all day Is watch porno and. E, cheetos.
Speaker 3: Hey yeah a road code of My pant oh.
Speaker 1: They can't hear the due you can? Stop it then, They,
can yes can you? Hear us don't? Do? That why
because it's a freedom, of speech the Freedom. Of please
don't get me thrown out of? Here too? What, too
no you don't get thrown out you, just oh.
Speaker 3: You know speaking of the, nineteen seventies we had a
story Out of ohio earlier episodes this week about a
guy who got HIS. Twentieth ovii they call IT ov
i there it's operating vehicle intoxicated and the guy first
got one in nineteen, seventy FOUR AND i i didn't
even know that there were laws on the books in
the SEVENTIES because i had heard Stories, of yeah the,
cops followed, YOU know i just. Found, me, yeah Yeah, mister,
Malan Babe, Bobby mallan we're going to follow you home
and make sure.
Speaker 1: You're Okay and, i'm like. That's, Crazy well mad started
mothers against, DRUNK driving i think in my senior, eighty seven. Eighty,
EIGHT yeah i thought they were around in the.
Speaker 3: EARLY eighties I thought I had i, DON'T know I, Remember,
MAD yeah i, do TOO but i thought there were
no one who started being a law drink and drive,
and right but that it's like in, the seventies, you're
right things, were different, you know and now DRINKING is,
i think not going to, say pass but people younger
people are not drinking, as no, you know maybe that's a.
Speaker 1: Good, thing well they're. Doing gummies friend, of mine she does.
A podcast i just met Her and ubringer and, SHE
goes i THINK that i think legalizing pot was a.
Terrible mistake what do. You think, i'm, LIKE absolutely i gonnat.
Believe this, i'm, like yeah, she goes people are getting
high the kids are in, the house the parents are,
getting high they're getting. Secondhand smoke they're getting on the.
School bus now the driver is getting. Contact high well
maybe maybe.
Speaker 3: It smells.
Speaker 1: It smells what time is? The? Kid okay what time
does the kid go to school in? The morning what?
What morning, seven depends seven thirty depends on seven, Thirty,
eight okay between seven and. Eight, nine okay let's say
between seven in.
Speaker 2: The morning.
Speaker 1: Getting fucking high in front, of you setting, That, example
oh go, To, school johnny go, To, school malcolm. Go
learn where'd you get? This ship get those fucking cheese buffs?
Speaker 2: OVER here.
Speaker 3: I don't i don't have a problem with the legalization.
OF marijuana i just think that it needs to that
people need to be, more, response.
Speaker 1: Right because that's what's. Gonna, happen well and they haven't
been responsible. For years, we had we had to.
Speaker 3: Make laws let's.
Speaker 1: Legalize it we're not going to. Fix it let's just
fucking y's text. It now.
Speaker 3: Fuck it everybody making money being high and coming into
work late and going to, you know be a nurse. Or,
teacher bullshit they are. Doing, it no it's not all
strippers and people that. Don't strippers it was very, so
long smelling people? With weed WHERE am i?
Speaker 1: Taking? It? Work Oh Where? Rochester? General oh you? Worked,
There yeah i'm. A NURSE no i asked. The. Job yea,
hang on, Hang, on okay let's.
Speaker 3: Justify it got to, justify It because i'm going to
say to YOU that. I do what we don't know
is prescription medicines that people could be on that could
be just as bad for, YOU KNOW ssr i up tickers.
Or whatever i'm just saying It's, another look it's. Another
drug it's not. As regulated maybe you need to know
how to use. It better i'm. Not sure i'm just
giving you the. Other side you need to you need
to open. Your, Mind, no doug you need to.
Speaker 1: Get a, little more a little more. Broad things do
we want? More laws do we need? More law want?
Speaker 3: More, accountability okay well THE accountability i guess.
Speaker 1: When you have somebody has not even the God common
god given common sense to know from right. Or wrong there's.
Something wrong let's take you off. The street let's see
if life is better or worse. Without you oh, My,
GOD no.
Speaker 3: I understand what, you're SAYING but i think like. WE
can't i like all, these laws all. This stuff we lose,
more privacy we lose more freedoms when we. DO that
i would rather be in a world where do we
have more freedom now Than, Le no i'm saying in,
The world, i'm, saying yes that is.
Speaker 1: A freedom i.
Speaker 3: Think that, you know locking people up for, so long
maybe it was, A mistake maybe it encouraged An, underground.
Speaker 1: Well what happened with the guy twenty arrests for drinking
while intoxicated? Working, machine yeah let's just let. HIM out
i don't know why He's getting bob's gonna get it right?
THIS time, i mean what time? After, five okay he's
been doing it? Five times should we lock? Him? Up, no,
no no. It's no we. Got freedom. It's good he
was on, the.
Speaker 3: BANNERS huh i don't know what the laws are. FOR
that i, would, SAY yeah i think a twenty or
ten you should lose the privilege.
Speaker 1: To draw you, Think, EVER yes i agree. With. That
yeah so if you're Clidier laws i'm.
Speaker 3: Fine with i'm talking about like other things where, you
know cameras, and this you would start to lose freedoms
on all. This stuff you see the cameras and the
guys escaping From The new ORLEANS person i saw and.
Speaker 1: The pants fell off the one guy and he's still fucking.
Gun up and they what they left to know saying
this was. Too easy. THAT'S nice, i.
Speaker 3: Mean that's communications because, you know they didn't write it
in cursive because they didn't get.
Speaker 1: Taught that but other, than hey but you could. Read
it you could. Read it you know what they, were
saying and they.
Speaker 3: Got, out, yeah hey if you could use that ingenuity for.
SOMETHING good i think we're going places exactly IF we
i think we're.
Speaker 1: Going places i'm fuckingwa, All right we're gonna take them.
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to know if you would vote for.
Speaker 1: THIS person i can tell you a story about. Someone else.
Speaker 3: They, Aute no i'm gonna tell you, about them and
something has come out about.
Speaker 1: Their lifestyle we will get to that right.
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Speaker 1: When you make this band is, so, OVERRATED.
Speaker 3: Wife i might agree.
Speaker 1: WITH you i. DON'T know I know i was never a.
Huge fan that's my best friend's favorite band arguments about
because my favorite is A c dc and he goes
a Sock and i'm like deaf upper sucks and we've
all the songs sound. The same you know people, say that,
and yes every concert OR every, nfl game every, baseball
game every it's. IT'S all i get your. Hype there
it's a rock and. Fucking ROLL oh i got IT
when i did WORK out i.
Speaker 2: Was listening to.
Speaker 1: SO apparently i haven't been listening in. A while i
get TO THE a C because i'm so fat, and
SWEATING and i just LEAVE the d out. OF it
i got a story about this Woman Named.
Speaker 3: Yvonne roarer She's a democratic Candidate For virginia's House, of
delegates and she made headlines by publicly revealing her ethel
ethically non monogam non. MONOGAMOUS marriage i can't even say
this ethically non. Monogamous marriage rather than let rumors derail,
Her campaign she preemptively shared her truth on, social media
explaining that she and her husband of twenty two years
consensually date, other couples a lifestyle referred to.
Speaker 1: As swinging, that's.
Speaker 3: Right buddy she, emphasized honesty saying her relationship has grown
stronger due to the communication required with. THE lifestyle i
hear that a lot from or read that a lot
about people in. The lifestyle though reactions have, been mixed
from interneturals to, supportive family she says the transparency. Is
empowering while she doesn't believe the reveal will help, her
politically she also doesn't think it will hurt her chances with.
Voters either her candidacy was inspired, But WHATEVER but i
go is honesty the best policy in? Modern politics that level.
Speaker 1: OF honesty i think everybody nine people think? Politics lie
yeah about something? Or, other There? Right? Trump whoever you
Know the democrats wanted to shoot down of flames for
The Alleged stormy daniels And Yet bill clinton got re
elected after getting ahead Of the.
Speaker 3: Wall, office yeah well we well we didn't have we didn't.
Have proof but but And then trump got. Back, in
yeah you KNOW what, I mean i don't know that
this stuff really does matter that.
Speaker 1: This day, and AGE it's, i mean what's? Shocking anymore you?
Know what what that's a? Good point what Makes you oh,
MY god i haven't the? PDITY thing, i mean is that?
Really shocking multi million super superstar rap artist has wild. Fucking,
parties no but.
Speaker 3: Wild parties were women were forced to do things.
Speaker 1: THAT stuff i.
Speaker 3: DON'T know i guess you bring up a. Good point what's?
Speaker 1: Shocking?
Speaker 3: ANYMORE fair i think people have been saying that, for
YEARS but i, Was surprised like When, In, cleveland ohio
they had a bunch of girls held in the basement
of a house in a suburban in an urban neighborhood
with houses right next to, each Other and, i'm like
that's sort of shocking that, nobody saw nobody. Paid ATTENTION
and i.
Speaker 1: You know we're all caught up in our.
Speaker 3: Own lives how often are we really present and in
the moment anyway you know that you're not thinking about
something else or nowadays being physically in one place communicating
with someone who's not physically in the same place. With you,
right right jokes, are flying, you know. Shitty, Things hey
doug's there as a fed, Do, You, Hey hey doug
looks like a grape Today from.
Speaker 1: Food Of the looms with his green.
Speaker 3: Shirt on i'm, teasing YOU but I know i'm just
saying like that kind of stuff, Goes ON so i.
Speaker 1: DON'T know i. Don't know, you're RIGHT and I don't
if you see girls going into, a house do you
start playing scenarios in? Your head do they? Have kids
why are their young girls? Over THERE should i make
a call the nine? ONE one, i mean same way
with the. Uber rider they said there might be a
fight At that. Lilac FESTIVAL do i call? The POLICE do, i,
say hey this. Might happen they know it. Might happen
so WHERE am? I helping i, don't know because that's a. Good,
POINT yeah, I mean i guess there's no secrets anymore with.
Years ago i'm sorry, to react like thirty years ago
right in. That area my best friend when we were
living together with running, a room, he said you know
what's going to cost the most in, the FUTURE and, i,
said no he. Goes, privacy yeah really you think that
he really? Really? Smart?
Speaker 3: Right yeah because by the way we tell on ourselves
constantly on, social media we tell on ourselves like no,
you May but i'm SAYING when i, SAY we i
mean the. Collective overall you could go and see where
your friends are, right now.
Speaker 1: Because they told you if they checked. Themselves, out no
That's what.
Speaker 3: I'm, saying yeah people check in and then for a
while they were telling people a number of, years ago
go back ten. Fifteen years stop putting your. Vacation, picks
absolutely while you're. On vacation you want to put them
on when, you're, back fine but, you know don't put
them because people are. Getting, ROBBED hey i guess it's a,
home right you KNOW what? I mean i WANT my
ca and we're telling on ourselves and that that's the
THING that i think is. IS bad i don't know
what this. Woman does it matter if you do a,
GOOD job i could give a ship what. YOU'RE into
i really. Could beastiality you.
Speaker 1: Know that one. Is bad leave the fucking. Dog alone
don't likes? Peanut butter WHAT am i? Gonna do?
Speaker 3: YOU know?
Speaker 1: I would that would, Be weird, You're, Right yeah i'm just,
SAYING like i. Don't know but if you want to
swing and you're, into, it, YES yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't care, That first why do we need to know.
That stuff do you Understand what i'm saying because it's.
Speaker 1: The same why do You think sopranos was the NUMBER one?
Tv show because you want to be involved in, that naughty.
DIRTY lifestyle i don't want to be. IN it i WATCHED.
ON tv i want to read, about it and it's
intriguing to me and, it's EXCITING but i don't want to.
DO it i just want to be a little part
of it in. MY life, I mean sopranos people are still.
Streaming it oh, YOU know i have a friend who's
rewind surprised they haven't come out with something similar. To,
it well they they had the Movie With jim goldolfini's
son and it didn't, do WELL and i think people
were expecting him to. Take over there was rumors that
he was going to Play young tony and take it
Into the sopranos when, He STARTED but i don't know
if that's going to happen because people loved it. So
Much but. I'm surprised why don't you just leave?
Speaker 3: It there If You're, david chase why do you want
to mess With?
Speaker 1: A well Same. With seinfeld we did a. Good job why, you,
know yeah why go On The mary No The Dick Van.
Dyke show who was who? Wrote that? That was, OH
god i.
Speaker 3: Don't, know anyway they said five years and. We're done
we're only.
Speaker 1: Doing this five years gets you, into syndication and then
you get five, years renewals, not renewals residuals.
Speaker 3: After that but the thing is like if you look
at we talk, about athletes if you look at the
guys who do, these shows it takes. A lot it's.
A lot i know they get a lot, of things
time off, and all but to really to come up With,
a seinfeld do you know discipline these guys are to write?
Speaker 1: These things then the table reads that, you know you, know,
somewhat yeah my research and watching online.
Speaker 3: In, HISTORY yeah, i mean you have a lot.
Speaker 1: Of writers it's.
Speaker 3: A grind the one that looks the most brutal to
ME and i it is the nightly uh, Tonight shows,
oh right that kind.
Speaker 1: OF thing i wonder how many writers. THEY have i
would guess.
Speaker 3: Say they have a room. FULL writers i don't know if.
IT'S maybe i think a lot of times it's Like
Fifteen jay leno used to let your facts in jokes
if he used to be paid your.
Speaker 1: Seventy times i'm. VERY little i think he would be
up just writing and getting jokes and. CHANGING around i remember,
him saying, you know just to keep you going. Every
night you're, abolutely, RIGHT right i would, absolutely say especially with,
presidential jokes. THEY'RE reused a lot of these jokes are
just changing name.
Speaker 3: And maybe a little, bit SURE but, i mean but
then you got to get him on the que card
and you get him this and, the pressure, the pressure.
Speaker 1: Well it's, a millionaire, you know it's more than a million.
Dollar show well you're.
Speaker 3: Paying almost, twenty million twenty, Two, million.
Speaker 1: Yeah you know, a, year right and it's, just, him
right and.
Speaker 3: That's all is it right to?
Speaker 1: Do?
Speaker 3: That, yeah sure if you're getting the. MONEY back, I
mean i know.
Speaker 1: WITH ads, i mean and you got to. BE funny,
I mean I Remember. JOHNNY carson i remember his, son
died and remember seeing him in sixty minutes and the way.
He's talking. You know, You know i'm, an entertainer, you
know and, every night no matter what's happening in, my
Life whether i'm going to through a divorce and perhams with,
a girlfriend problems, WITH kids i got to go out
there and, Entertain RIGHT and i think it was a
week after his son died and he did a show
and at the end he was. SHOWING artwork i haven't
talked about, this OPENLY but i like to take a
minute to show Some My michael annin and just died a.
Close friend and then his son died and he was
showing pictures of his. Son's PHOTOGRAPHY and i guess he cut,
the short the, show short and he wanted to fire
the producer was so. Pissed off he. DIED alone i
read his book from. His lawyer he died alone form
a u C l A medical he was a, Harsh,
MAN yes i, mean yeah he never got the love
of his mother that he thought. He wanted he wanted that.
Speaker 3: That cuddley so let's get on some. Fun stuff let's
Talk about. Cheetos, Again no I'M just i think it's
it's an. INTERESTING thing, i Think Uh norman lear was
much the. SAME way i think he was, much NICER
but i think his mother never. Appreciated anything so you
try to get some why are you giving.
Speaker 1: That to you? That, award yeah same way when, The,
strippers yeah all, the, issues yeah fuck. My stepdaddy, oh
yeah all kinds. Of, ship gosh what do jokes have
you worked? Out here would?
Speaker 3: Be funny, oh yeah anything you said you WERE riding
i was part?
Speaker 1: Of it was that all part? Of it from?
Speaker 3: The, SEVENTIES yeah i could see that working really well
on stage.
Speaker 1: And then going into this is. Nothing new if you
think women were giving a head just to. Get something
this is hieroglyphics From, the Yeah from egyptian times. Of
pyramids how do you like? That job, you know you're
in the, mud pits you're making brick to make, their
idols and you get the boss with the whip coming over, and,
going hey anybody got any?
Speaker 3: Artistic Ability and, i'm, LIKE yeah i draw a camel
and a horse from.
Speaker 1: My daughter, All right doug out of, The, Pits, Like,
Doug no, i'm.
Speaker 3: Like oh let's see where?
Speaker 1: This goes? All right so WHAT do i? Gotta do?
All right get the mud? Off you? All right.
Speaker 3: That's good WHERE am? I going you're going inside out of? The,
sun yeah, all right this is.
Speaker 1: Going. Good doug you? Need, Help, No bob, I'm good no.
Assistant needed grab a hammer. And chisel, All right i'm
gonna do, some artwork? All right WHAT am i gonna
WHAT am? I chiseling? All right these people are gonna
fuck and you're chiseling in. The wall, oh yeah that's
you're begging for overtime as that job. PROBLEM is, i
mean you get.
Speaker 3: Bitch that if you're late from the golf course in,
today's date how About bag then you're chiseling people fucking
you're home late? For dinner you got come all over?
Your sandals, what seriously if you didn't think they. Was
happening sex.
Speaker 1: Is new they chiseled it in the. Pyramids forever they
did it out of.
Speaker 3: Their minds they have not they, Had models they did not.
Speaker 2: Have what do?
Speaker 3: You mean they had people banging right there inside, the
pyramid it's nice, and cold feeding, him grapes hoping they'll run.
Speaker 1: For politician oh, my god, you know where have? You
been that was that's how.
Speaker 3: Divorce started that guy came home from chiseling people banging
all day on. The pyramid his wife's, all mad where?
You been you're three? Hours late you smell. Like sex, We're,
Done tommy i'm out.
Speaker 1: Of here. STAND up i don't, Know when uh why did?
Speaker 3: You get just go do your own. Contact places see
if you throw a little thing.
Speaker 1: Out, there yep one more thing? On.
Speaker 3: It ud, why, wait wait you're telling me you wrote
a whole fucking thing for me.
Speaker 1: To do YOU think i don't have a to? DO list.
I do i told you a whole bunch. OF shit
i know. You, DID YEAH i i. Right, procrastinating yeah
a little bit of fear MASKED as i was. Just,
TALKING yes i was just talking to a friend of.
Mine yesterday i'm gonna call. It later, SHE'S like i
don't really know what my path is. Right now she
wanted to get into a, restaurant business. Bar business, i'm,
like okay she was asking. Me questions, i'm like you
really have to marry. The bar if you're in that restaurant,
bar business gotta. Be There and matt will tell you the. Same.
Thing Ye and i'm looking at all these jokes into put.
Them together is taking time away from nothing you're working
Out that i'm not doing but working in the breast
cancer well and having the energy to, do it and
like you want. To WORK am i just gonna put
this all together and it's just gonna sit there And
then i'm gonna be more DEPRESSED that i can't take.
It anywhere so there'll be. A time so LAST night
i was actually writing, it down, you know and that
Fitting that egyptian joke in with dating old women and
you know the porn JOKE that. I make, YOU know
i started my first porn o. LAST week i played.
THE guy i played the husband at least. For work
SO and i watch porn with AND then i go into.
Porn parodies it's Such a.
Speaker 3: Rodney dangerfield that's like a nod to hit. THAT joke, I,
feel yeah you know IT'S a i love. The joke
i'm not please don't tell you, that WAY but i
could hear him do what.
Speaker 1: It is people still ask how we. Got together, i'm
like he was. A, hosted yeah excuse me. THE funnies,
I said i did one JOKE and i love jack grab.
A joke and you know he's calling me a four in.
The morning WHAT can? I say you want? Some, cheetos,
Oh like i'll be. Right over will you pay for?
Speaker 2: My?
Speaker 1: UBER yeah i just get, Over Here.
Speaker 3: Oh. Dougie, fresh yes we covered it ALL because i
thinks so covered that maybe is covered in your body
with those. Words cheetahs we covered.
Speaker 1: A lot i, WAS like i looked in the, mirror
went oh, my god IT'S like i lost a wrestling
Match With. Cheeto cheetah that's.
Speaker 3: A Thing thank God For DOUGIE, Fresh I, bill moran
will see.
Speaker 1: You tomorrow.
Speaker 2: See if they were, looking borrow kind of Like.
Speaker 3: With tanna see