Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to episode eighty one of the Amazing
Speaker 1: Minecraft Podcast.
Speaker 2: Subject to name change.
Speaker 1: Yes, we still need to change the name because we're
Speaker 1: not on Spotify still because they dug us down. It's
Speaker 1: one of the main reasons we haven't uploaded in four months.
Speaker 1: We don't talk about it. We don't talk about that.
Speaker 1: The important thing is is that we are back and
Speaker 1: alive and kicking. As they say. They don't say that,
Speaker 1: they always say that anyway.
Speaker 3: So we have.
Speaker 1: You know, despite what some people may think, oh they're gone,
Speaker 1: they probably you know, god it sure or something, and
Speaker 1: stop playing video games like children.
Speaker 2: No, not a chance.
Speaker 1: We're playing video games until we die. We have still
Speaker 1: been grinding skyblalk like it is nobody's business. We restarted
Speaker 1: our SMP server that we play with our friends and
Speaker 1: we maxed it again.
Speaker 2: We got we we did We did it fairly fast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it took us like a week. We did some
Speaker 1: things and we did some things. First of all, last episode.
Speaker 1: Let's let's check when we uploaded that, shall we. It
Speaker 1: was a it was a long, long old time ago.
Speaker 1: I think it was oh, let's see here, oh boy,
Speaker 1: December thirteenth. Okay, that was no, so since then. I
Speaker 1: went to a I went on Vaca. Well not me,
Speaker 1: but our family went to Minnesota for Christmas. Right, We're
Speaker 1: chilling and we're like, yeah, hanging with the fam. We
Speaker 1: haven't seen him in like two years, cousins and all that.
Speaker 1: So we're chilling and then suddenly I hear a cough
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh shoot, And anyway, apparently my cousins
Speaker 1: were we'd been ill that week, and then I got
Speaker 1: it and it was, yeah, it was really bad. I
Speaker 1: tried for like, I mean a legitimate like three days
Speaker 1: to just be in denial and just like not cough
Speaker 1: because then the cough were admitting we're sick, and we're
Speaker 1: not sick. We're very healthy actually, but then it gave
Speaker 1: up and I started picking everywhere everywhere. Point being is
Speaker 1: that I was at a commission for two weeks there
Speaker 1: with both strip throat and RSV at the same time.
Speaker 1: So that was that was really awesome and grades and stuff.
Speaker 1: Love that right in the middle of my Christmas Christmas
Speaker 1: loved loved that thing. That was awesome. I had to
Speaker 1: be taken to the emergency room, so there was there
Speaker 1: was that. It was chill though we were fine, not
Speaker 1: even a doubt about it. So anyway, we get back
Speaker 1: and of course we're on the sky a blant grind,
Speaker 1: actually not at all. But I was playing, I was
Speaker 1: playing what was I plan?
Speaker 2: Were you playing Zella at that time? No, you weren't
Speaker 2: playing counter Strike?
Speaker 1: Were you?
Speaker 2: Maybe you were just playing? No, you weren't playing the server.
Speaker 1: I played a lot of Counterstrike, that's for sure.
Speaker 2: Were you playing?
Speaker 1: Maybe play a little bit of Skyrim as well, got
Speaker 1: into that kind of recently. What what was I playing?
Speaker 1: A lot of Classic Lands, That's what it was. Clash
Speaker 1: of Clans, That's what I was on. Was on the
Speaker 1: Clash of Clans grind. As as we do. I'm now
Speaker 1: town Hall Late, and I stopped playing for a minute.
Speaker 1: Will not really stop just I don't have enough gold
Speaker 1: to do anything, and I need to upgrade my hidden
Speaker 1: testas like three more times before I max town Hall Late.
Speaker 1: So besides that, though, we're gonna be upgrading to town
Speaker 1: Hall nine pretty quick in here. But anyway, we are
Speaker 1: back to the sky, the skywalks in the service. So
Speaker 1: my friend Miles, he came over. He was on episode
Speaker 1: like fourteen or something, and maybe one another I can't remember.
Speaker 1: We're trying to have them back, but we keep forgetting
Speaker 1: to record an episode every time he comes over. Point being,
Speaker 1: we were chilling right, like, man, I think I'd be
Speaker 1: down to play some Minecraft. We hadn't played Minecraft in ages,
Speaker 1: so we were like, yeah, let's place of Minecraft. This
Speaker 1: was about like early March, maybe late February, and we're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm down. So we hop on Minecraft and I'm like,
Speaker 1: let's let's play our server thing that we play. We
Speaker 1: played that for a hot minute. We had the server
Speaker 1: and I posted some pictures I think last episode or
Speaker 1: maybe not. I have no idea if I actually posted
Speaker 1: those or not I saw have them. Point being is
Speaker 1: that we were like, yeah, we got to reset the
Speaker 1: server though, because we can't be playing on the same
Speaker 1: one we're restarting, we're experiencing the beginning of the game.
Speaker 1: So we then spent an hour trying to figure out
Speaker 1: shock bites awesome server control system. Because we are sponsored
Speaker 1: by them, surprise, legally obligated to say that it is awesome.
Speaker 2: Surprisingly, we're still sponsored.
Speaker 1: I am very surprised that isn't revoked yet because we
Speaker 1: haven't voted in four months, but somehow we are still
Speaker 1: sponsored by a shock by and all you gotta do. Seriously,
Speaker 1: we need, we need someone to use our code. It's
Speaker 1: code amazing.
Speaker 2: To use our own code.
Speaker 1: We don't pay for ours because we're sponsored. That is
Speaker 1: the perk that we get. Because we're sponsored, we also
Speaker 1: get like a cut of the money or whatever that
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Speaker 1: server hosting. So yeah, you should use that code, and
Speaker 1: then that would be awesome. Now they may try and
Speaker 1: attempt to with other codes that may even offer a
Speaker 1: slightly larger discount, but that is not the play. It's
Speaker 1: actually evil, basically satan. So basically what you want to
Speaker 1: do there is not use those codes and use because
Speaker 1: ours is just it brings you good luck and all
Speaker 1: manner of good things. I hear Papa John starts giving
Speaker 1: out free pizza the second you use our code, which
Speaker 1: is a crazy thing, but I hear it's true. So anyway,
Speaker 1: point my point is, I can't keep saying point bing
Speaker 1: it's getting really annoying even to myself. So use our
Speaker 1: code because it would be really awesome. And we would
Speaker 1: really appreciate if just one person used our code. We don't.
Speaker 1: Nobody's used it yet. We've been sponsored for over a
Speaker 1: year anyway, so you're like, yeah, I'm down. So we
Speaker 1: we reset the server. We still have our old one
Speaker 1: just in case, but we didn't need that just in
Speaker 1: case because we were chilling. We log on and Geteon's
Speaker 1: playing Fortnite in the other room. He's trying to hit Unreal.
Speaker 2: So I did that. By the way, I'm kind of
Speaker 2: like a Fortnite goat.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I get whatever, and so we're chilling. We're chilling.
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, we first we start mining the wood,
Speaker 1: the trees, getting some getting some trees, getting some wood,
Speaker 1: all that good stuff, and I'm like, that's it. We're
Speaker 1: rushing diamonds. So I run down there and instantly hit
Speaker 1: the biggest water cave I've ever seen, and we're like, okay,
Speaker 1: this could be chilling. So I'm going down. I got
Speaker 1: some doors because I'm such a pro gamer that I
Speaker 1: know that if you place doors in water, you get
Speaker 1: a little air pocket hot tip for you. Anyway, we're
Speaker 1: mining down I think I found like one diamond at
Speaker 1: this point. So we're like, Okay, one diamond's pretty good,
Speaker 1: but we can go deeper, so we keep going. Well,
Speaker 1: I keep going. Miles was a coward and stay at
Speaker 1: the surface like the coward is anyway, I get down there,
Speaker 1: the water cave opens up into a non water cave
Speaker 1: and there is just diamonds here, diamonds there. You get
Speaker 1: a diamond, you get a diamond. I ended up with
Speaker 1: fifty diamonds out of that trip. I did not explore
Speaker 1: the entire cave. I did not have any levels of fortune,
Speaker 1: so there were there was a couple of diamonds for
Speaker 1: sure there. So we're back to the surface and we're like,
Speaker 1: we are chilling, So we go and then Gideon decides
Speaker 1: to finally log on and it's like who, so can
Speaker 1: I have some stuff? Like no, We run away really
Speaker 1: fast to like a thousand blocks from spawn and then
Speaker 1: I run away.
Speaker 2: I got my own base and.
Speaker 3: Found the diamond cave cave cave. I got a soap
Speaker 3: touch pick axe made it out of that cave with
Speaker 3: three stacks of diamonds. It was a giant cave that
Speaker 3: was had a bunch of log on the ground. There
Speaker 3: were fifty plus diamond veins there. It's great, I'm rich.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So we basically went in opposite directions. We went south,
Speaker 1: Gideon went dead north. Then my friend Forrest.
Speaker 2: Logged he's my friend, not his friend and yet.
Speaker 1: And I'll get to that in a moment. So we're chilling.
Speaker 1: Worst has joined Gideon's team. It's me and Miles kidding.
Speaker 2: He wasn't joining me. He didn't team.
Speaker 1: Well, you guys were planning to No, he we just
Speaker 1: did a trade.
Speaker 3: And then Gabriel lost him for help with his base,
Speaker 3: and he goes, sure, why not, and Gabriel yes.
Speaker 1: So it's one Saturday morning and this point we have
Speaker 1: both reached on the strongholds and opened them. We are
Speaker 1: just that noted that we are. We are in the
Speaker 1: stronghold already. We've gone to the end. Forrest somehow beat
Speaker 1: the end dragon without anybody noticing, so that was that
Speaker 1: was a non issue for us. So I hop in
Speaker 1: my stronghold. He hops in his stronghold. Games like, oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, guys, wait, I don't have flut or armor
Speaker 1: because I died in another like three times and fell
Speaker 1: off the same cliff over and over again. I'm like, sorry, dude,
Speaker 1: we need this loop. So we go and we get
Speaker 1: super stacked and Gideon sitting there and Iron Irbe. We're like, hey,
Speaker 1: you want a base together a fellow pro gamer, and
Speaker 1: he's like yes, sure.
Speaker 2: No you said, hey, can you help me with base?
Speaker 2: And he said yeah sure.
Speaker 3: You're like, hey, you know if you join my crew,
Speaker 3: you know, we can kind of share some loot, and
Speaker 3: he goes why not?
Speaker 1: Why not? There isn't a why not because we had
Speaker 1: so much loot, and then we proceeded to build the
Speaker 1: most extensive, most awesome base ever created.
Speaker 2: Do I have a base?
Speaker 1: No? Do you know? He lives in a shack in
Speaker 1: the basement, not near us, but point oh yeah, because
Speaker 1: the Wither blew up his.
Speaker 3: Entire I live in a ground hole. Yeah, I live
Speaker 3: in my tunnels. I have tunnels. They're like gopher tunnels.
Speaker 1: Anyway, so we're chilling, and we built a massive trading
Speaker 1: hall under the base, so we now have access to
Speaker 1: full enchanted diamond armor, along with every enchantment ever imaginable
Speaker 1: and basically infinite emeralds, because we have like five that
Speaker 1: trade like one iron for one emerald and then like
Speaker 1: one melon for one emerald and one pumpkin for one
Speaker 1: So we're we're pretty we're pretty doing Okay. We got
Speaker 1: ourselves in their infirm and that is mainly what was happening.
Speaker 1: In terms of the old old uh you'ld server, it's
Speaker 1: we haven't been playing on it that much, mainly because
Speaker 1: we just got so sick. It's cool, Yeah, we got
Speaker 1: we just got so stacked. It was like, okay, there
Speaker 1: is no point. We got quadruple beacons. It's like, okay,
Speaker 1: and as we can.
Speaker 3: Beat Minecraft and like max it out in a matter
Speaker 3: of like two weeks. Yeah, it's like we're like hermit Craft.
Speaker 1: We went from being like the new bish new of
Speaker 1: New Landia to the paroish pros of so we we
Speaker 1: are we're pretty crazy at mine Craft. But now we're
Speaker 1: back in the high pixel skyblalk and we're chilling. We
Speaker 1: started a stranded profile, which we kind of play intermittently.
Speaker 2: I started a stranded profile. You're just kind of along
Speaker 2: for the ride.
Speaker 1: I am reaching off of his collections. But then we're like, okay,
Speaker 1: we're chilling. We got we got these claiming ins, right,
Speaker 1: We're chilling on our island. This is the regular profile,
Speaker 1: the one we've been playing since the dawn of time.
Speaker 1: This is since since the beginning.
Speaker 3: It's only been about a year for me. Oh, because
Speaker 3: I got hacked three times.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have never gotten hacked, never gotten red it
Speaker 1: because I am just that cool. Now, if we go
Speaker 1: and look, when was the first episode of this podcast released?
Speaker 1: I want to see if I was playing Skylalk.
Speaker 2: You know, you weren't. You were playing crazy Craft.
Speaker 1: I know I was playing crazy Craft, but I don't
Speaker 1: know if I was playing Skylalks.
Speaker 2: You didn't even name the episode, So how'd you know?
Speaker 1: Huh, well, I know what time I knew. Oh, let's see,
Speaker 1: I joined Skylalk like three months after this podcast started.
Speaker 3: I remember the first thing you got in Skywalk was
Speaker 3: the pig Man's sword because you saw that techno Blake
Speaker 3: got it and you thought it was.
Speaker 1: So cool, and I freaking got it. It took only
Speaker 1: like six months.
Speaker 2: And then you realize it was actually kind of it was.
Speaker 1: Kind of trash. But this is before I even knew
Speaker 1: dungeons existed.
Speaker 3: So everyone Jake, the one that's kind of the nube
Speaker 3: of the group now, was like the pro of the group.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was like, yeah, bro, will mention he was
Speaker 1: in a Pigman's ord. That's all.
Speaker 2: It was like, I have undead armor and I played dungeons.
Speaker 1: He's like, I got a dread word sword. I'm kind
Speaker 1: of like the goatised goat.
Speaker 2: Of every consolo entrance floor.
Speaker 1: I'm kind of crazy to get the game guy. So anyway,
Speaker 1: we're chilling. Also, Jake joined Dark Hall, I mean he
Speaker 1: joined a long time ago, so me and Get Basically,
Speaker 1: Gideon got ratted. Jake, I think, just gave up on
Speaker 1: his profile joined my profile, which is this is what.
Speaker 2: Happened for me. So I got scammed. It was a
Speaker 2: weird kind of scam for.
Speaker 1: Guys, one that anybody could have fallen for.
Speaker 2: Actually it was someone had like.
Speaker 1: Crush, well, trush, we're goulding, crushed. Care. All you gotta
Speaker 1: do is give me five million. I'll give you my
Speaker 1: entire setup knows.
Speaker 3: The next time I got just like completely hack. This
Speaker 3: guy just came out of literally nowhere an act mehere
Speaker 3: the thing is. And this the other time this guy
Speaker 3: he hacked me, but he had the nerve like I
Speaker 3: knew who it was because I had been talking to
Speaker 3: him and.
Speaker 2: And he had the nerve to be like, hey, yeah,
Speaker 2: you just do this.
Speaker 3: So basically he was like all I need is the
Speaker 3: name of your like X file or something to so
Speaker 3: that I can see your settings for something to make
Speaker 3: my game work or something like that. So I was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: this is the name of the file. I didn't realize
Speaker 3: that someone can.
Speaker 2: Hack from that.
Speaker 1: Basically what you do is not that.
Speaker 3: And I re said everything, but like he was like, yeah, yeah, bro, bro,
Speaker 3: I'll give you. He's still like one hundred milworth. It's
Speaker 3: one hundred fifty milworth stuff for me if he and
Speaker 3: he told me, He's like, bro, Bro, I'll give you
Speaker 3: two hundred mil. I just need the name of your
Speaker 3: your file for Feather so that I can get the
Speaker 3: settings working on there. And he's like, bro, no promise.
Speaker 3: I'm I am on someone scan that's impossible. I'll give
Speaker 3: you two on her mail. All you gotta do is
Speaker 3: give me that file. Just give me that file, bro.
Speaker 2: I'm like nope.
Speaker 3: And then so Gabriel logs on one time and he
Speaker 3: sees him on our island on my profile, and you go,
Speaker 3: do you remember that kind yeah? I would like I
Speaker 3: was just walking around just punching the air, and I'm
Speaker 3: like I'm sitting at Gabriel's computer.
Speaker 2: And Gabl's like, hey, get you.
Speaker 3: Why are you walking around punching the air And he
Speaker 3: just looks up sees me next to him.
Speaker 1: Ah, don't really remember that.
Speaker 3: And then the guy was like, no, no, no, I'm
Speaker 3: parakeet two fifteen, not who I am.
Speaker 1: Vaguely anyway, not important. That happened forever ago. We're chilling
Speaker 1: now we all are. We've recooped, You've recooped our losses,
Speaker 1: and I'm rich now. Oh yeah. So basically we decided
Speaker 1: that we were going to get good. So we were like, boy,
Speaker 1: cludes that is the way to get good. So we
Speaker 1: were chilling in our T one void blooms. I mean,
Speaker 1: we got carried to E Man five pretty much. Well,
Speaker 1: me and Jake did just to just to use juju because.
Speaker 2: The old profile.
Speaker 1: No he didn't, I did, he did not I did.
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 1: Anyway, So we're chilling and we're like, hey, never doing
Speaker 1: that again. But I had to set a final destination.
Speaker 1: It was like ten k kills. Okay, when I say,
Speaker 1: I mean fully recombobulated, fully hot, potato booked, fully.
Speaker 2: Enchanted, twenty five k kills.
Speaker 1: Well now it has twenty five kills. And I was
Speaker 1: like I was doing T two's with relativity at this
Speaker 1: point had my man of flux, my wand of atonement,
Speaker 1: my Flora's non besored classic stuff, and I'm like, twenty
Speaker 1: five thousand kills, that's crazy. I'm gonna try T three
Speaker 1: and lou and behold that did it because I'm awesome.
Speaker 1: So now I can do T three void glooms. So
Speaker 1: there's a there's a cool little thing for you. But
Speaker 1: it was like, oh boy, this is really difficult, and
Speaker 1: I can feel my blood pressure rising in my expect
Speaker 1: life expectancy shorting short with every T three I do.
Speaker 1: So we're making this easier. And I look and I'm like, huh,
Speaker 1: none of my equipment is really that good. Well let's
Speaker 1: see what's the best equipment is molten and the other
Speaker 1: one the the riff necklace.
Speaker 3: You want implosion bones, that's have you heard? Well, I
Speaker 3: mean I use it some of the age and I
Speaker 3: use an implosion.
Speaker 1: Your mange, which is a.
Speaker 2: Thing, is the riff necklace might not actually be the.
Speaker 1: Best I've seen its stats.
Speaker 2: It's like the bone necklace.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. It's like literally it literally says the
Speaker 1: best necklace in the game on it.
Speaker 2: Yes, I don't believe that. I don't believe.
Speaker 1: When you click the when you click the rift thing,
Speaker 1: it's like, what do you get from the rift? Oh,
Speaker 1: you get all this cool Stuff's got a box feet
Speaker 1: and the best necklace in the world.
Speaker 3: I mean so if the bone necklace is good, though
Speaker 3: it's not as good.
Speaker 2: Though it might be a dungeon's good for.
Speaker 1: It's still like riff necklace is over. It's like one
Speaker 1: hundred hell one hundred intelligence up anyway, And I'm like,
Speaker 1: huh my molten thing. I had an ender cloak and
Speaker 1: I'm like, what is that doing there?
Speaker 2: And I see shadow No it's not.
Speaker 1: Yes, I looked at its stats and it's straight up
Speaker 1: worse than molten. So basically, yes, it's called copium. Basically,
Speaker 1: what you're gonna want to do is just three fourths
Speaker 1: molten and riff necklace. It's worse out, yes, now listen
Speaker 1: to me. It is the smart anyway. So I see,
Speaker 1: I see that I have an ender cloak, So I
Speaker 1: buy a shadow Assassin cloak or not a shadow Assasin
Speaker 1: cloak molten cloak, and I put strengthened on it because
Speaker 1: that's the best reforge for combat and whatnot.
Speaker 2: But do I not have refor my cloaks.
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's strengthen that's when you want for me.
Speaker 1: I don't know about you. But anyway, so I'm like, huh,
Speaker 1: I did the Rift wild back like a lot. Like
Speaker 1: I'm talking like this was like like like September of
Speaker 1: last year. And what I mean by that is I
Speaker 1: got like three out of the eight time terms. I
Speaker 1: got like a little bit of the ways you like
Speaker 1: Dread Farm, and that's about it. So it was like, eh,
Speaker 1: you know. I Also the way the rift works is
Speaker 1: you start out in the wild Woods, you go to
Speaker 1: the Black Lagoon, you go to Dread Farm, you go
Speaker 1: to the West Village, you go to the village of Paza,
Speaker 1: you go to the Living Cave, and then you go
Speaker 1: to the still wor Chuttaue.
Speaker 2: Nope, the Colosseum.
Speaker 1: Oh right, then Colosseum then still worse to Basically, in
Speaker 1: the wild woods, you chill about helping the rgo phase.
Speaker 1: You get your full set of wild armor, which is
Speaker 1: the first set, get your wild sword, and you yeah,
Speaker 1: that's about it. You killed bugs, Yeah, pretty much. It's
Speaker 1: it's pretty chill there in the wild woods. But then
Speaker 1: once you hit the Black Luvium, this is where things start.
Speaker 2: Kill headhogs.
Speaker 1: This is where things start to get interesting. There's some
Speaker 1: dead chalks, you stab them, get the little ads from
Speaker 1: the leeches. You bridge over to the boat place and
Speaker 1: then he says things, and then you go back and
Speaker 1: you fight the leash Supreme Boss, and then that's that,
Speaker 1: and then you get the leech time charm or whatever
Speaker 1: it's called Supreme time charm. That's what it is. And
Speaker 1: you're like, great, And the basically the premise of the
Speaker 1: rift is leaving the rift, So so the goal is
Speaker 1: to get all eight time charms and escape. The guy's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: well it's on the top of the mountaintop. That's how
Speaker 1: you escape. And it's like, well, it.
Speaker 2: May say go to the top of the mountaintop, knack.
Speaker 1: And it's like, yeah, well, it may seem really close
Speaker 1: to three dimensions, it's actually far away in five dimensions.
Speaker 1: What are that supposed to mean? Even though the fifth
Speaker 1: dimension doesn't exist?
Speaker 2: Except when does that even come out?
Speaker 1: With the mountain taver point being is that you need
Speaker 1: all these time terms. That's how you escape the rift.
Speaker 1: That's the thing.
Speaker 3: Well, it literally kicks you out after a certain amount
Speaker 3: of time. It makes you to get back in.
Speaker 1: No, that's that's that's the rift instability. That's the that's
Speaker 1: not the same thing as fixing the rift or whatever.
Speaker 1: I think you're fixing it. I don't I don't know.
Speaker 1: It doesn't make any sense. But anyway, you go to
Speaker 1: Dread Farm, which is this farm area. Also, the rift
Speaker 1: looks like Skyblok, but purple and backwards and upside down
Speaker 1: and in the void and half in water, so it's
Speaker 1: very confused. It's everything if Skyblalk was on drugs and
Speaker 1: LSD and magic mushrooms all at the same time and
Speaker 1: purple and that that's how the rift came to be.
Speaker 1: So anyway you go to Dread Farm, you get the
Speaker 1: chicken and egg time charm by killing the knock chickens
Speaker 1: to get their metaphorical eggs, which makes zero sense, but
Speaker 1: anyway you get them, you get the chicken and egg
Speaker 1: time charm. And then you go to the Mirror verse,
Speaker 1: where everything is Mirror's stupid and it is awesome if
Speaker 1: you have solvers, which makes it really easy.
Speaker 2: The entire thing without.
Speaker 1: It's like those ones like those parkour courses that like
Speaker 1: you look through the window and you can see where
Speaker 1: you're supposed to jump. It's that the entire way through
Speaker 1: pretty much, except there's some other There are some shenanigans
Speaker 1: going on in the mirrors, but you get like three
Speaker 1: different twisands from so it's kind of worth it anyway.
Speaker 1: You get the Mirror Verse time tarm or the or
Speaker 1: it's backwards, and then you go to the West Village
Speaker 1: and you do absolutely nothing there. I mean that's where
Speaker 1: the get eat.
Speaker 2: Hot dogs and give a guy hot dogs. It's also
Speaker 2: a cake house. It's full of cake.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Then you go to the Village Plaza, where you
Speaker 1: get the Skyblock Citizen Time Charm for helping Barry become
Speaker 1: the mayor of Skyblock in the reft, because that's the
Speaker 1: only place he's ever getting elected anyway. Then you go
Speaker 1: to the Living Cave where you kill where you mind
Speaker 1: this living metal, which is like like mining if it
Speaker 1: was annoying and dome and stupid.
Speaker 2: Mining already is annoying, don't stupid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but now the block moves around and then you
Speaker 1: have to hit it like forty times just to get
Speaker 1: twenty of the metal. Then you craft it into cap spawns,
Speaker 1: chest spawns, bootspawns, and legs spawns. Then you kill them,
Speaker 1: and it gives your armor the properties of having living metal.
Speaker 1: At this point, also you leveled up your chest plate
Speaker 1: to be the water has iron chest plate backwards.
Speaker 4: And also in the Plaza you can get the the
Speaker 4: orange chest plate and you can also have and from
Speaker 4: the plaza you also get the disfigured faces.
Speaker 1: And that's it.
Speaker 2: Chicken legs.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, And in the Rift it doesn't. You don't
Speaker 1: just buy a new sets and there's no trading in
Speaker 1: the rift. There's no auction in the rift kind of,
Speaker 1: and everything upgrades from everything else.
Speaker 3: So the Rift is basically an iron Man profile.
Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty much, and uh the yeah bring So then
Speaker 1: you go to the Living Cape, you get the living Metal,
Speaker 1: you get the living time charment you make with living metal,
Speaker 1: and then you're chilling. You go to the Coliseum and
Speaker 1: you fight Dante but bacteria. So it's back Tay, which
Speaker 1: doesn't make any sense, but he's there and it's kind
Speaker 1: of a fun boss fight.
Speaker 3: Exce he's a big fat slime who has lots of legs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's back Tay or it's Dante, but back Tay anyway,
Speaker 1: fight him. You get the globular times are because he's
Speaker 1: a glob of slime. That's hilarious, funny admin joke there
Speaker 1: that they they did. But then you get access to
Speaker 1: the still Bore Chateau, which is where you can do
Speaker 1: Vampire Slayer and you can kill the rift stock or
Speaker 1: blood be Woo Vampire Slayer. We it's so awesome, kind
Speaker 1: of I don't know, it's kind of fun anyway, So
Speaker 1: we chilled. We got all the way to Vampire Slayer.
Speaker 1: We're working on that now. I am Vampire Slay's reaguineas
Speaker 1: also Vampire Slay three. It only goes up a five
Speaker 1: for whatever reason. But there's also a Tier five Vampire Slayer.
Speaker 1: So yeah. But now for all of you who listen
Speaker 1: to that entire rambling, we now have an overpowered, ultra
Speaker 1: awesome money making method that we're gonna share with you. No, no,
Speaker 1: we are gonna share it because we have loyal listeners.
Speaker 3: But then then that's gonna make our everyone's gonna come
Speaker 3: more and listen to the money making method that'll give
Speaker 3: us crabt tons of views, but spoil our riches.
Speaker 1: No, we'll be fine.
Speaker 3: We should We should tell people in like three episodes
Speaker 3: once we've used the money making method to get rich.
Speaker 1: No, we have about three listeners we are.
Speaker 2: That's not true. This could ruin our money making method.
Speaker 1: Okay, so here's here.
Speaker 2: Not not not not. I'm not gonna let you do it.
Speaker 2: I am not gonna let you say it. Uh uh uh.
Speaker 1: Nobody's gonna even use it because they they won't believe
Speaker 1: it anyway.
Speaker 2: No, yes, they'll probably check on it anyway.
Speaker 1: Now, game, please grow up.
Speaker 2: So here's only if you subscribe, we'll tell.
Speaker 1: You yes, if you subscribe, we'll give you five seconds
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Speaker 1: is The money making method requires zero coins to set up.
Speaker 2: And you may think, besides, they spent a few hours
Speaker 2: in the room.
Speaker 1: You do need to get through a little bit of
Speaker 1: the rip, but you just need to get to the
Speaker 1: living cave. So now, maybe thinking this sounds like a
Speaker 1: pretty good money making method, Maybe.
Speaker 2: It's they haven't even heard what it is yet and
Speaker 2: how much it makes.
Speaker 1: It Well, yeah, but I've hyped it up a lot.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, this must make like at least a
Speaker 1: million hour, Like wow, no, it makes more than that.
Speaker 1: What do you say? Two million hour? That's crazy? Two
Speaker 1: million an hour. No, it's more than that ten million hour. No,
Speaker 1: it's even more than that.
Speaker 3: That is sounding by the way, this money making method
Speaker 3: makes more if you have two people want to co op.
Speaker 2: If you don't have two people want to co up,
Speaker 2: you have to have a friend.
Speaker 3: To do it with to make it a lot faster,
Speaker 3: and you will make half of the profits because you
Speaker 3: have to split the money with the other person.
Speaker 2: We'll explain more in a minute.
Speaker 1: We will explain you just need a guy who's willing
Speaker 1: to make a lot of money. Anyway, you may be
Speaker 1: thinking twenty million an hour must be No, it makes
Speaker 1: more than that thirty million an hour.
Speaker 2: Subject to how fast you are and if.
Speaker 1: You're slow, and if you're a solo, if you're playing
Speaker 1: with someone in your co op and you're pulling the
Speaker 1: money sixty million coins perrou But.
Speaker 3: Also you have to be kind of fast, and you
Speaker 3: have to get a bit lucky because basically, so there's
Speaker 3: these things.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you don't you don't need to be lucky. Now,
Speaker 1: this requires a couple basic understandings. One, there are these
Speaker 1: things in the living Cave called living metal snakes. They
Speaker 1: are these stained glass things with a lapis lazuli head.
Speaker 1: They run around and they're like, they run around the
Speaker 1: thing and you there's a site.
Speaker 3: Basically you can craft this thing which allows you to
Speaker 3: charm the snakes and make them stop. Then basically another
Speaker 3: person has a pig axe, preferably the person you're working with,
Speaker 3: and they'll and they will mind the snake and you
Speaker 3: have to mind it from the back all the way up.
Speaker 3: Once you finished minding the snake, the person that charmed
Speaker 3: the snake gets one living metal and the person that
Speaker 3: broke the metal living metal heart and the person that
Speaker 3: broke the snake gets one. So if you're working together,
Speaker 3: that's two. But if you're solo and you have someone
Speaker 3: else to do with, that's only one.
Speaker 1: So let's end. Let's do some fast math here. So
Speaker 1: two living metal hearts. Now like living metal hearts. That
Speaker 1: sounds lame and stupid and not money making method. However,
Speaker 1: living metal hearts can be used to create bluetooth rings.
Speaker 1: How do you create a bluetooth.
Speaker 2: Ring living heart?
Speaker 1: Yes, it's just four four four four four in like
Speaker 1: a like a like a chest pas.
Speaker 3: So you need to kill sixteen snakes with your co
Speaker 3: op member. Assuming you're doing like that you can also
Speaker 3: just mind them on your own, but that will take
Speaker 3: a lot longer, it.
Speaker 1: Will make a lot less.
Speaker 3: Yes, and you can make those bluetooth rings for once
Speaker 3: you kill sixteen snakes with your co op member.
Speaker 1: On average. This is with a little like like some
Speaker 1: amount of IQ points, you can take down about a
Speaker 1: snake every twenty to thirty seconds. So doing the math
Speaker 1: you read line is that you make about fifteen bluetooth
Speaker 1: rings an hour if you're working with someone, Wait.
Speaker 2: Is it really fifteen?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 3: Because one takes thirty two and thirty two of that's
Speaker 3: sixteen snakes, and how many.
Speaker 1: Can you do?
Speaker 2: Permitut it? That's about three per minute? That's four. So
Speaker 2: every about five minutes you will get one bluetooth ring.
Speaker 3: Got about and which that equates to twelve No, yes,
Speaker 3: because there's sixty minutes an hour gets twelve bluetooth rings
Speaker 3: per hour. Each bluetooth ring sells for four mil. That's
Speaker 3: forty eight million. If you're working with someone, that's forty
Speaker 3: eight million.
Speaker 1: However, if you're faster, you can go a little faster.
Speaker 1: If you're slower, it'll go a little slower. But around
Speaker 1: fifty millionn hour is a safe bet.
Speaker 3: So if you're working with someone in your cop you
Speaker 3: can make fifty million hour. If you're working with just
Speaker 3: a friend and you split the money, you can make
Speaker 3: like twenty mil. But it's a great starting money making
Speaker 3: with it as well because.
Speaker 1: You can ribles that of like a game mining, and
Speaker 1: nobody knows about it apparently because and.
Speaker 2: Because we invented it.
Speaker 1: Basically, yes, we're very smart.
Speaker 3: So basically you could go in there level ten and
Speaker 3: just find your friend that's like level twenty. You could
Speaker 3: do it together and you could easily now you have
Speaker 3: enough money two hours to get a good set of armor. Yes,
Speaker 3: and it's like because because somebody making message, you can
Speaker 3: do solo like mining, get like sixty million hour, but
Speaker 3: you need a billion coins and stuff and you need
Speaker 3: a lot of skill and a lot of time.
Speaker 2: This, Yes, it's easy.
Speaker 1: So now we started saving for a high period, we're
Speaker 1: already seventy million of the way there, so we're working
Speaker 1: on it also. So yeah, that's about pretty much it.
Speaker 1: So that's pretty much all we've been really working on
Speaker 1: in the world of Minecraft. We are also trying to u.
Speaker 2: We're gonna do one episode a week hopefully.
Speaker 1: This is what we said every single time, and we
Speaker 1: probably nobody loves the same work. But however, we are
Speaker 1: serious this time because we're actually playing some high pixel
Speaker 1: skylalk now, So thank you for listening to our a
Speaker 1: little bit of a ramble set and a little cool
Speaker 1: money making method that we've that we've disclosed and we
Speaker 1: hope it doesn't ruin everything for us now, So yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you for listening. Bye.