Speaker 1: Neonic Void Adoptions Assents.
Speaker 2: Hi, Welcome back to Void Onnica, a dn D podcast. Hi,
I am your host. I'm your host in Dan Devin
and What's good? What's Poppin' ah? Today, I'm joined with
the posse. Uh Posse. You can introduce yourself in the
order of the voice chat.
Speaker 3: Hi, I'm Juliette. I played Bubbles.
Speaker 4: Hi, I'm Tiff I play Davy, but she's out of
commission right now, so I am playing what everybody knows
as saying.
Speaker 1: Yes, I am Dakota, I play myth.
Speaker 5: I'm Jacob. I play Freed gay.
Speaker 6: What uh I thought?
Speaker 1: He said?
Speaker 2: Yay, it's a gay.
Speaker 1: Alright.
Speaker 6: My name is Tyler and I played the role of Tama.
Speaker 2: Yay take it.
Speaker 6: That time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, why my name is Pama.
Speaker 7: I play My name.
Speaker 1: Is Paladin Rogue.
Speaker 6: I play a Tyler named Thomas.
Speaker 7: Fuck all right, y'all.
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Tell us what your favorite part of these episode was.
Tell us who your favorite character is and why who?
What do you think they look like? All that kind
of good ship. We're gonna have some fun here.
Speaker 1: The picture of Jacob's character.
Speaker 2: All right, oh god, oh god, oh no, what's gonna
be It's coming from Dakota, who knows it could be gay.
It's gonna be gay. He's a little little.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, he's so lovey. So anyway, guys, we're
gonna have some fun here. Mince will be on the
pillow and let's get onto the game.
Speaker 2: So what happened last time, y'all?
Speaker 7: I don't remember.
Speaker 8: We pissed the giant off, I got charged by a giant.
Speaker 9: I tried seducing a giant.
Speaker 2: Try seducing a giant.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he tried to seduce the giant.
Speaker 2: In fact, where was I?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I think like associating always like bubbles got big and
the giant just wasn't having it.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, okay, okay, okay, I got it. Okay, I
like seducing.
Speaker 10: You say I dressed something really quick? What the fact
that no, not a single character PC or other PC
or NPC otherwise has not gone to Freedom said, he's
so fluffy. It's a problem and we need to remedy that.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's a problem. Okay, I'll make an MPC. That's
the most the most annoying thing that's gonna follow you
and go.
Speaker 6: Do you need some people to pet your character or something?
Speaker 2: Do you need me called a good boy?
Speaker 4: I'm sorry at.
Speaker 5: Freed at your own risk, he bites.
Speaker 1: Some people enjoy the that's true that I like.
Speaker 9: I just like being pet too.
Speaker 2: So God, Jacob, I'm going to tell your boyfriend some
I want to tell your future boyfriend so many things.
Call him a good boy. It's all he wants to hear.
It's all Jacob wants to hear. Put him like a dog,
that's all he wants. That's all he wants.
Speaker 10: If my boyfriend called. If my future boyfriend calls me
a good boy, and I'm gonna immediately ask him.
Speaker 5: To Devin, tell you to say that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I bet you Mon time will be me. Yeah,
maybe I weird.
Speaker 9: I'm a braddy service pet.
Speaker 1: So what.
Speaker 2: The Jacob to Jacob?
Speaker 1: What anyway?
Speaker 2: What happens?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 2: What happened? What happened beginning to end? What happened last week?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 5: So we got to know the characters that we rest
the NPCs rescue from the cages. Tom I got to
have a not so much a heart to heart, but
one on one with his younger brother, got a chance
to say, uh, to talk to the other wolf born?
Speaker 2: His sniff butts with the other wolf born?
Speaker 5: Yeah, he did not. There was no butt sniffing.
Speaker 6: Here, wisdom safe to tell the truth.
Speaker 7: No wisdom save for butt sniffing.
Speaker 9: All the butt sniffing, h.
Speaker 1: There was no saving.
Speaker 2: What do you mean? Are you the d M? And
I think so.
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 5: I mean I may not be the d M, but
I will not be rolling a wisdom safe to say
for sniffing butts.
Speaker 7: No, thank you, you automatically fail.
Speaker 2: Emactly. No. But so you got to meet the wolf borne?
What was the wolf born's name Glynnette. Uh huh, you.
Speaker 5: Know, honestly, the way it's spelled, easily pronounce it.
Speaker 2: It's true, it's true, it's true.
Speaker 5: But I'm already calling him Blynette, Sonnette.
Speaker 2: That's that, that's the name intended for him.
Speaker 11: Uh.
Speaker 2: So you rescue, so you let let loose the other
the those PC's that were there. Uh, everyone was part
of Thomas younger brother who which was what was his name?
Was Thomas younger brother's name.
Speaker 1: Tom? What was this?
Speaker 6: Give me a second here, k like I'm diffusing a
bomb tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 6: And then there's another vulpes named Tinkin, who we don't
exactly like.
Speaker 2: Uh huh huh, you do not like tinking.
Speaker 6: And then we have a half hork who I know
very little about named tog Yep.
Speaker 2: Tog Yep. He's all they're all with your younger brother.
They're part of his little gang Gangha misfits while he's
on his hunt.
Speaker 7: And then.
Speaker 2: What happened then after you got to know everybody and everything.
What happened.
Speaker 1: I flew to the Giant's house, I turned into a
got almost stepped on, and then and melving chaste.
Speaker 2: Uh huh and then that's where we That's where everyone
goes upstairs and the Bubbles tries to deduce the giant. Right, Yep,
that fails, and we ended there.
Speaker 1: We did not end there. We tripped the giant, giving
us a round of it, like technically like a sneak
attack round where we get an action to the giant.
Yes we did. I think we said like that, not
a sneak attack, but it was like a round of
attack before the giant gets to attack. I don't think
sneak attack was specifically stated, but.
Speaker 6: I think we suggested, like, what at the giant trips
and if he does, then we get the free round.
Speaker 1: Yeah, something like that. I thought we did trip him.
Speaker 2: You know what?
Speaker 1: Did?
Speaker 2: You got everything right? Y'all got it? Y'all got pretty
much all the major points. Yeah, okay, uh. During that
iteration with Bubbles trying to failing to sidism, y'all end
up tripping over the giants. You all get a free
you will all each get a free round. Now. Yeah,
before we do that, if everybody could please click on
their character icon and roll for initiative. So we have
the initiative already set and ready to go.
Speaker 1: Are we actually doing the same Oh god, the oh
you actually okay.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean not Matt, but I have all the
all the little avatar, all little icons there because I
was about to try to hunt down a fucking giant
giant's house and ship. Now no, no, this one, this
one's all in the mind of the of the I'll
theater of the mind. Mm hmmm. Let me.
Speaker 6: Okay, just reminding you that I have rackish audacity, which,
based on the calculations, it adds play too to initiative.
So just add to to my ro my initiative twelve twelve.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll go ahead and add it for you.
Speaker 5: I rolled the twenty one for initiative.
Speaker 10: That's a first, okay, And issues are always bad, like
even baller skates.
Speaker 1: They're bada nerd.
Speaker 2: All right, ascending. And then I.
Speaker 7: Rolled the first thirty one and I cried. I was like,
oh my god.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The worst part is it was probably a role
that didn't matter either, like some sort of oh really no.
Speaker 7: It was a trap where the DC was thirty.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck nice.
Speaker 9: And I rolled the.
Speaker 7: Thirty one and I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I saw that. Yeah, oh yeah, all right,
so and sane, uh, your cat is sane. Okay, that's
say saying your cat Carmela will go directly after you.
So I have I have Carmela on the board as well,
and she goes directly after you do, and you could
and you will obviously be able to choose what she
does if you If you you still have a creature sheet, right,
let me make sure you got it, except because I
did send it to you. Let me double check. I
think I send it to you.
Speaker 7: On Yeah, it's right here in the DM.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, it's out there in the discord. So you
do have it so you can decide what she does.
Speaker 6: Okay, I have a question.
Speaker 1: Yeah, since the giant is pro do mainly attacks have advantage.
Speaker 3: They should.
Speaker 2: Yes, so we will go and order of the free action.
At the order of the initiative, we'll just keep over
the giant. So first up for the for the free
for the free turn before the actual initiative starts. Freed
you're up, Oh, ship, I should probably get the giant stats.
That'd be probably smart. I should probably pull out my notebook.
That's smart. Devion, You're so smart. You're so smart, because
how am I supposed to fucking fight a giant? Have
a giant fight, y'all. If I don't know, it's fucking
what it fuck it does. I'm not that crafty. I'm crafty,
but I'm not that.
Speaker 1: Crafty like.
Speaker 7: Other dms.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's pointed.
Speaker 3: Okay, if you're interested, I have the New Big Big
the Giant Book for New Giant Stats.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I would love to have that access
to that if you have a PDF of that anyway. So,
but I went and got my bugs, I got my
giant stuff. When the giants turn is falling coming, so
until then for the free turns? Freed, what are you doing?
Speaker 5: Okay, so we got the free turn?
Speaker 2: Yep. You can do whatever you want. Or you can
kind of just get in the stance ready to go,
but or you can do a spell or whatever. Okay,
if you're all on tackle, you get advantage.
Speaker 5: Cool. So just out of curiosity, So is the giant like,
is he on the floor? Is he prone?
Speaker 2: He is prone? So any attack action or attack you
do gets advantage because he is prone. Currently y'all tripped
his ass.
Speaker 5: Well you know what they say about people who trip bitches.
Speaker 1: Wow, wow, I'm not sure that went the way you
wanted it to.
Speaker 2: You should be a power yourself.
Speaker 1: Mhm mm hmm.
Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, yeah, I hate it here too.
Speaker 1: Out of ten yeah, damn, and it's only a two
because you said words.
Speaker 2: Damn, Dakota.
Speaker 5: Okay, so I'm gonna go ahead.
Speaker 10: I'm just gonna summon up Caspian and I am going
to uh throw Caspian and cast splintering strike.
Speaker 1: Okay, so I have uh.
Speaker 5: Uh h what what were you gonna say?
Speaker 1: Oh, I have a feeling this is gonna end very quick.
Speaker 2: Shut up, No, it's not.
Speaker 1: So.
Speaker 5: Uh remind me, Devin with splintering strike, is it just
one attack roll?
Speaker 2: Or is it how many pieces? Does it go off?
Speaker 5: In?
Speaker 3: Two?
Speaker 1: Six?
Speaker 2: You can roll for each one. I did it the
first time. I'm sticking to it. I'm not changing that
role because that be fucked up if I changed in
not fair, So I'm keeping it fair.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: You do six tacks for six pieces?
Speaker 5: Okay, so dode they get any So since since that
technically counts as the attack roll, Caspian does get a.
Speaker 1: Hang on?
Speaker 5: Well, actually, you know, I'm just gonna roll and it's
an attack role for Caspian six times, right.
Speaker 2: Yep, and it gets advantage rolls twelve rolls in total.
Oh one, oh fuck, okay.
Speaker 12: Two, three, five, six, oh my god, three thirties, oh,
two thirties and thirty one people, this is pandemonium.
Speaker 1: So they all hit.
Speaker 2: So out of all those, five of those hits, twenty
four what no, sorry, all of them hits. Sorry, Sorry
about to say I was sorry. I was about to say,
what you don't? You got me fucked up? What kind
of y'all have? Y'all about to be like? What kind
of fucking armors this giant have?
Speaker 10: Okay, so all of them head alright, So I'm gonna
roll six damage. Okay, let me get my calculator, Let
me get my calculator.
Speaker 1: I got you, I got you?
Speaker 13: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Sixteen plus again thirteen plus twenty one plus eight plus
twelve plus twelve fifth plus nineteen plus ten plus nine
plus thirteen, one hundred and sixty six damage.
Speaker 7: Jesus Christ on the last.
Speaker 2: On the last one, it is double because it's I
think the damage is only wrong for the twenty eight,
not the thirty one.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, so it is crazy.
Speaker 2: The last one, the nine thirteen, will be doubled.
Speaker 1: Actually that teen plus twenty six one hundred and eighty eight.
Speaker 7: Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2: One hundred eighty eighty. Yeah, oh he's that's such a
good tone of damage. But he's relatively okay.
Speaker 7: Is he bloodied?
Speaker 2: He's I mean, what is under half? Uh no, he
is not under half. He's close close.
Speaker 10: So I'm just gonna so Caspian does come back to
my hand, uh call my hand? And Fred stares at
the giant like confused, like, huh, I guess it was
too much to hope that would kill him.
Speaker 2: I hate it here? What did I What did I
do when creating Caspian Dog?
Speaker 1: You fucked out what I do? Like everybody thought fucking
vax was broken from kit Roll?
Speaker 7: No was perfect?
Speaker 10: Oh all right, real quick, Devin, You're also gonna hate
yourself for another feature that you put on here.
Speaker 5: Uh uh huh.
Speaker 10: So Caspian has an ability called fate of the Ocean.
Speaker 4: Uh huh.
Speaker 10: On a critical hit, the target's lungs fill with water
that cannot be expelled for one minute, forcing forced to
experience the fate of a doom sailor. Creatures that cannot
breathe water begins suffocating, and creatures that can bathe water
are forced to hold their breath for the duration.
Speaker 7: We're not in water though we're in this dude's house.
Speaker 14: It puts puts water into his lungs. Okayato his lungs,
and lucky for me, he can breathe under water, but
he has to hold his breath.
Speaker 2: For a minute. But he can breathe under but he
can breathe underwater though.
Speaker 7: The giant breathe underwater.
Speaker 3: Here.
Speaker 5: I'm just gonna post this here, and yes there's a lot,
but look for the part that says, fait of the ocean.
Speaker 6: Uh okay, let me.
Speaker 2: Look at that. Let me look any of the ocean.
Critson along to the water. Can I make stuf for
one minute? Forced to experience that drowning creatures that cannot
breathe in the war begain suffocating creatures that do breathe
in the war are forced to hold their breath for
the duration. Okay. Cool. So he has to hold his
breath of the duration, God damn.
Speaker 10: Okay, because he can't really like expel it. It's stuck
in his in his lungs.
Speaker 7: I have one guess on who created this ship.
Speaker 2: Uh uh he did not I did.
Speaker 1: It was me?
Speaker 2: It was I.
Speaker 1: You're like, I fucked myself and nobody else.
Speaker 2: I took the credit for this. I combined. I made
Caspian combining a couple of different items together of like
certain effects, and then I combine them together into one weapon.
This is all me, baby, it's this say uh Leo
say James is all Leo.
Speaker 11: Is all me.
Speaker 2: I fucked myself, baby.
Speaker 7: Good job. I'm so proud of you.
Speaker 2: I know I owe two. Anyway, I'm gonna go cry.
Speaker 4: DM just said I'm gonna give him something that's gonna
make me upset.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give him something that makes it challenging for me.
What I got extra attack, mother fucker.
Speaker 10: So I'm gonna call the six Shards back to my hand,
and I'm just gonna chuck Caspian one more time at him.
Speaker 5: So and I do get advantaged. So that's a twenty one.
Speaker 2: So you're just gonna chuck him out. Oh okay, uh
huh okay.
Speaker 5: So you're gonna take another.
Speaker 10: Oh this is not your day, buddy, thirty two damage
mm hmm hey yeah, yeah, that's a shame.
Speaker 3: Anyway.
Speaker 2: Next now he's under half. Now he's under half.
Speaker 1: Fuck me.
Speaker 2: Then next up is Bannette, the new Wolfbourne that has
is currently with y'all. Thoma, as you look around, you
see that your younger brother and his patriots are gone.
They have disappeared, but Blannette has stayed with y'all.
Speaker 7: Goot question what love are you?
Speaker 11: Guys?
Speaker 12: Uh?
Speaker 2: Twelve twelve god, So Bunette is the only one left.
Everyone else has disappeared as far as you were concerned.
Because you do not see your brother Thomas brother and
his compatriots anyway, Blannette is going to uh uh fuck
my own share?
Speaker 6: So do I have any idea where they went? And also,
wouldn't it make more sense for them to stick around
because my little brother is trying to hunt a giant
forest trophy.
Speaker 2: You would think, you would think when it gets to
your turn.
Speaker 6: Unless you already got it from another giant that was
roving at the place and were killing their spouse.
Speaker 1: It's funny.
Speaker 2: It's funny. So you if you would like for your
for your free turn, you can do your perception check
and see if you can find them where they're at
but your but that's after a Blannet's a Blanette. Blannette
is going to do Okay, I'm looking at anything because
I'm able new class or a new subclass of a druid. Uh,
he is going to do cleaning clause do it on
attack deal one d Okay, So he's on to charge
up onto the giant, jump on him and bring out
his claws and start clowing the ship out of him,
or try to try to try to is the key?
Uh that is going to be ah is? Oh my god?
Speaker 15: Load his thing is a plus plus eighth.
Speaker 2: A twelve. He misses, So he tries. He jumps on him.
He tries to clawm but the clause will not have
cannot pierce the skin printed advantage. That's right, advantage, You're right,
same thing again, cannot pierce his skin. He jumps off.
Speaker 16: Next up, Tama, you said that could rule perception to
see if I could find these rap scallions.
Speaker 2: Uh huh Scures seventeen. You are are looking around and
you're trying to find your your brother and his companions,
and you do not see them. They are nowhere to
be found.
Speaker 6: At least they had the perception to realize that they
aren't here.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, that's exactly true. That is true. That is true.
Is that gonna be your turn?
Speaker 6: I suppose I can move closer to downstairs. Then I mean,
we don't exactly have a map of the place.
Speaker 1: No not.
Speaker 2: So you're right now. You're on the main floor, in
the living room area, close to the stairwell that goes
upstairs to the little loft area. So you're basically getting
them right out the stairs they go up to the loft.
Speaker 6: Shoot. Since I can't perceive anything, I suppose I would
have I would move closer to downstairs because I woul
suspected that maybe they're trying to leave.
Speaker 2: Okay, you can go down the stairs if you like.
Speaker 6: Okay, I will move towards that area. I just don't
know where i'd move my token.
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll say that. You move, So you dash, you
make it down, make it down, back down to the basement,
and see if you can find them.
Speaker 1: That's way.
Speaker 2: And when you run down there you see no one.
It's empty but your thing years of okay, where is he?
Because they would not just leave without their kill?
Speaker 6: And that ends my turn. Also, I would like to
point out that are you sure we should really like
off the table, should we be killing this giant? Because
we've had a reputation for just jumping into things like
I don't know if for so much pirates as we
are terrorists just breaking into this giant howls and just
straight up wrecking his heels.
Speaker 1: I would agree with you. But if somebody came into
your house and just stabbed you to the point where
you're very, very injured, I don't think you can just
talk your way out of that. We've already kind of.
Speaker 6: We can run past and just like go for the vault.
We're here to steal, not murder people.
Speaker 1: I mean, if we look at the bright side, he
did capture and hold your brother prisoner, which means he's
maybe not necessarily a good giant.
Speaker 6: Okay, fine, his moral code is dubious at best. Next turn, okay,
would be the giants. Remember the giant skips the turn bubbles.
Speaker 2: What are you doing?
Speaker 1: Uh? You skipped me? Turned friend?
Speaker 2: I did? Oh my god, I'm sorry, myth.
Speaker 1: So question thirty feet of the giant benett, All right,
then I won't do that. I will just on bird
shape and two handed slam attack the giant in the face. Okay, twenty.
Speaker 17: Twenty hits, okay, and then that's one D eight okay, damage.
Speaker 1: Sixteen damage alright, sixteen, and then I will once again
two handed slam him in the face. Okay, Okay, seventeen.
Speaker 2: Seventeen does not hit.
Speaker 1: Okay, I will stay where I am.
Speaker 2: Okay, already, next up bubbles.
Speaker 9: Okay.
Speaker 3: By the way, there, the link to D and D
Beyond is just a campaign I use to give people
all my stuff. Make a random character and you'll have
all my D and D Beyond stuff.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah.
Speaker 3: As for the combat, I mean, I'm just gonna move
up to the giant and uh.
Speaker 9: One second, mm one second.
Speaker 3: I haven't done much in a minute, so I'm just
looking at everything.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm just gonna go up and smack it recklessly,
all right, go for it?
Speaker 2: Uh that thirty Oh yeah, that's thirty of ahead seventeen
and three on mental.
Speaker 9: How do y'all do krits?
Speaker 17: Uh?
Speaker 2: Because I don't know if that's going off of the
first roll or that's going off the second. Yeah, that's
going Yeah, that's going off of the that's going off
the first one. So the second one will be just
times it by two seventeen and my answer another three
Jesus fucking Christ, you know what? Okay? All right, great, okay, because.
Speaker 9: I got brutal critical too, which means so it's gonna
take because I'm doing the plate desk. It's gonna take
extra damage. At this level.
Speaker 3: It is going just to be twelve points of damage flat, okay,
and uh I also have a couple other roles to
add to it because I have the frost strike added
to it, all right. And then on top of frost strike.
Uh so.
Speaker 9: Strik of a giant, so I needed to do a
con save.
Speaker 2: He needs to do a con save.
Speaker 9: Yep mm hmmm. Fourteen that does not pass.
Speaker 3: That means it has a movement of zero.
Speaker 2: Oh god, okay, y'all'll just fucking him.
Speaker 3: Up and then I'm just gonna attack again.
Speaker 2: Oh bove miss.
Speaker 7: And then.
Speaker 3: Let me see real quick, what's the size limit on
my okay, medium? Small?
Speaker 5: Matt?
Speaker 9: Would you like to back up a little bit?
Speaker 1: Uh? I don't? I mean yeah I can?
Speaker 9: Well, I mean I can throw you like thirty feet back.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Sure, if you guys would also like to move
back afterwards, I have a I don't want to hit
you guys with my next attack.
Speaker 3: I don't care. Yeah, I'll pick you up and I'll
chunk you back thirty feet.
Speaker 9: That way, you're not in danger.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: So you pick them up and you throw them back
thirty feet. Those are to the rest of the crew.
Speaker 9: And that will be my bonus action.
Speaker 1: Actually, I don't think I'm meeting a bonus action.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's in your stats.
Speaker 3: I don't know my path of the Giant, so as
a bonus action, I can just.
Speaker 7: Oh, okay, cool, I didn't know.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
Speaker 9: No, it's fine.
Speaker 3: By the way, if anyone wants to just go flying,
be my guess. I just can't do it to the
Giant until level fourteen. Oh shoot, I forgot I have
extra damage for the Giant. I completely forgot that the
Giant power Elemental Cleaver adds a D six to my damage.
So on that cret I would have had more damage.
Speaker 18: I think he I think he walked away for a minute.
Speaker 3: Oh well, okay, sorhere, I love you. Can you stop
messing with the speaker?
Speaker 2: M hmm.
Speaker 3: Okay, So while we wait for him back, I have
a question, mm hmm. Anyone interested in seeing me rocking
a mom vibe? I was watching fifteen kids today.
Speaker 2: I'm back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right.
Speaker 9: So on my crit I had.
Speaker 3: An additional D six of damage for Elemental Clever. Oh god,
all that damage was was fire damage as well.
Speaker 9: If that makes any difference, No, don't.
Speaker 2: Okay, So it's sayings turn, so you need to turn
mumbles mumbles. Oh sorry, what is that in your turn?
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's that's the end of my turn.
Speaker 2: Okay, bat sane.
Speaker 1: Teesh.
Speaker 5: I think their food just got there.
Speaker 7: Sorry, sorry, I meant to give me a drink.
Speaker 4: I just finished eating, so I was like, I need
something to wash that down.
Speaker 9: Also, there are my mom vibes, very nice.
Speaker 4: So I'm going to cast ray of sickness.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm uh ray of sickening, sickness, sickening, No sickness. Okay,
what was ray a sickness?
Speaker 3: Do?
Speaker 2: All right? Has to make a concept.
Speaker 7: I still have to roll the hit.
Speaker 2: Oh, then do the role of the hit.
Speaker 4: And I have advantage, right, Yeah, she did because he's
prown fantastic. So this is a plus six. So that's
the first role. I fucking miss both times. So that's great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's stupid.
Speaker 7: Anyway, how close am I to him?
Speaker 2: Uh, you're probably with the rest of the group. You
So you're probably about a good thirty forty feet about
forty feet forty feet about forty feet.
Speaker 6: Bullshit?
Speaker 18: Okay, hm, well shit forty feet away who's standing next
to me?
Speaker 1: It would be.
Speaker 2: Wholl Fred Parmela Freading, Carmela Toma went downstairs. Myth is
over thirty feet away from you, in the opposite direction
towards the front door, and bubbles and Bannett are like
right on the giant.
Speaker 7: Would you like to be able to have dragons bread?
Who Jacob.
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 5: Are we talking like like fire dragon's bread or like
another elemental effect?
Speaker 4: You could choose necrotic ice, fire lightning or.
Speaker 10: Oh wait, you have a do you have that one
ability that you that you willing creature can use like
a dragon's bread.
Speaker 7: It's called dragon's bread.
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah sure?
Speaker 9: And is ice?
Speaker 5: Is ice happened to be an option?
Speaker 11: Now?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 9: Cool? I would like to do cold awesome.
Speaker 7: So I'm going to cast that. I'm casting that you
said cold.
Speaker 4: Mm hmm, okay, I don't know why it's making me
roll down. I'm ignored for some fucking.
Speaker 7: There you go. You have dragon's breast.
Speaker 18: And hmmm, that's going to let me.
Speaker 7: Do the ray of sickness as well.
Speaker 4: Ignore the cat just putting it there so that I
can put it in my.
Speaker 7: H that I did that.
Speaker 4: I did the spot m hm, okay, okay, that's gonna end.
Speaker 7: Caamella's all right.
Speaker 2: Now it's Camella's turn. What do you want camel to do?
Speaker 15: Oh?
Speaker 4: She doesn't have much that she can do when it
comes to actions.
Speaker 7: Does she have more than one attack? Because I don't know,
like you didn't put it in there.
Speaker 2: Let me look at her thing she.
Speaker 7: Does not on here, it doesn't it has she has
one attack.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she has watched.
Speaker 18: No bonus actions, just movements mm hmm.
Speaker 19: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, ew okay, now okay.
Speaker 4: So then she's gonna run up there and she's gonna
try and like bright his fucking face.
Speaker 2: Oh right, well sorry, Knox Brown. So they don't have
to do a strain saving throw on that cat packs
a punch.
Speaker 4: Okay, so that's the first role. I'm just gonna see
if I can get in that twenty hold on.
Speaker 7: Noe. Okay, so nineteen plus six I believe.
Speaker 19: Yeah, sorry, so twenty two that heads okay? So oh shit,
so it will be a twenty eight.
Speaker 4: Plus two yes, oh no, nine, that's eleven.
Speaker 7: Points of uh piercing damage.
Speaker 2: All right, eleven points of piercing damage.
Speaker 12: Mhm.
Speaker 7: And so she has nothing else to do.
Speaker 2: Not at the moment.
Speaker 7: Then yeah, it's just gonna enter her.
Speaker 2: Alrightye, next up, Now we're doing the first round because
y'all just really just went in and started beating the
shit out of this poor giant.
Speaker 7: He tried to attack us first.
Speaker 1: He did try to squish me. He tried to squish me.
It's his fault.
Speaker 3: I tried to seduce him, you know, not do combat,
but he started combat.
Speaker 1: That is a fair point.
Speaker 5: It is a fair point.
Speaker 1: So let's talk doubles.
Speaker 5: They they're the ones who started it with their failed seduction.
Speaker 1: Actually, I'm the one that started it when I tried
to sneak in.
Speaker 5: What do you notice?
Speaker 1: Yes? Ah, but I was also a moose like a mouse,
So I mean you just try to randomly step on
a mouse?
Speaker 6: Who really started all this? Ins?
Speaker 2: You mess with the map let us here, y'all don't
know that. Y'all don't.
Speaker 6: Yes, but the characters have no idea.
Speaker 5: Anyway.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, is your guphried.
Speaker 5: So for brought us action? I'm gonna fucking rage.
Speaker 2: Fine bird, are.
Speaker 5: Just gotta wal growl.
Speaker 1: A R.
Speaker 10: And noise noice, noise, noise.
Speaker 5: Do I get like advantage of attack.
Speaker 1: Roles or nah if you have a reckless Actually no,
you don't unless you have reckless attack. But he's still
PROMI yeah, oh I do have reckless attack.
Speaker 2: But he's also he's also so prone. So that's his
turn where he can get out.
Speaker 1: Can he get up with zero movement?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 7: Oh yeah.
Speaker 10: That yeah, don't don't entertain that. All right, I'm gonna
prad is gonna go ahead and like move up. Huh
and uh he's gonna go ahead and use his two attacks.
Speaker 5: And so let's go ahead. And so this is the
first one.
Speaker 2: H thirty and seventeen thirty hit, seventeen misses.
Speaker 5: Holy shit. Alright, so damage roll, and because he's raging,
he does get a plus two to damage. So it's
gonna be a thirty eight damage.
Speaker 2: Fucking bitch.
Speaker 5: Okay, what he tried to step on us? I take
offense to that.
Speaker 1: Huh oh.
Speaker 5: And with that, I shall in my turn, I shall
place this trap card and.
Speaker 2: In my turn, okay, you've flee written, got it?
Speaker 5: Hey, I wear a flea callar.
Speaker 2: Jesus.
Speaker 1: So but that.
Speaker 2: He is going to let's see what fun stuff could
he do?
Speaker 11: No no, no, no, no no no no no.
Speaker 20: M hm, do.
Speaker 1: Do do do do do do do do do do?
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm, so many things, so many things.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be right back, okay.
Speaker 2: Oh damn, damn, he really said I want to be
right back. He's gonna do sacred flame.
Speaker 1: Oh I wanted to go into my browsers discord rather
than holding it on a separate app.
Speaker 2: And so he So Banett is going to cast sacred
flame on the giants and he is he fell. Oh
st he failed. He krit failed that saving throw for dexterity,
and he takes fifteen points of radiant damage actually so negative,
it's a one plus two. Now did I have I
crip fails? Have I ever implemented anywhere krip fails?
Speaker 7: I don't remember.
Speaker 1: Okay, cool.
Speaker 5: Thing, you know I'm not gonna say it.
Speaker 7: What No, I don't think he has because we've never
done a crypt fail before.
Speaker 2: That's what I was gonna say for an enemy of
crip fail.
Speaker 4: I love how I say that, and I get a
crip fail and boulders gape.
Speaker 1: Ship.
Speaker 2: Okay, so that will be Benett's turn. Tama, you are downstairs,
You hear the ruckus and mucus upstairs. What do you do?
Speaker 6: Oh man, I'm probably gonna have to go back upstairs
seeing that I can't find anybody. H am, I technically
in comment even though I haven't hit anything.
Speaker 2: I mean, technically you're not because you're not in the
vicinity of the giant. But you're I'll still you also
have your turn to do whatever. You're not upstairs, you're
not upstairs to everyone else.
Speaker 6: Okay, I'm gonna make my way up the stairs.
Speaker 2: You're gonna dash?
Speaker 6: Well, I think only I think I'm moved because I
think dash would have to be a bonus action.
Speaker 7: Dash is an action.
Speaker 1: Oh I was thinking dash is an action. I know.
Speaker 6: It's just I had a thing called cunning action, which
lets me use a bonus action to dash. But it's
only if I'm in combat.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 6: Otherwise I just have to walk up there like, Oh no,
I friends are in trouble. Just take my time going
up the stairs. But I'll also set a fox fire.
Speaker 2: Oh three of them?
Speaker 6: Yeah, all three?
Speaker 1: All three?
Speaker 2: Wait your level?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 6: I'm casting at its base level?
Speaker 2: Oh, you're cast has based level?
Speaker 1: Got it? Got it?
Speaker 2: So it needs a cons and con save. So the con,
say would be oh no, that's not when I wanted
to roll at twenty eight.
Speaker 6: Don't I have to be next to the boss for
that to affect them?
Speaker 2: Oh shit, you're right, you're right. So you just you
just cast in the float around you as you walk
up the stairs.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: So I'm basically just making my way back up.
Speaker 2: Making my way down.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like, oh, what's spirit Guardian? Sort of?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: It also makes me move slightly faster with ten extra
movement speed. All right, and I can't really do anything
else at this time.
Speaker 2: All right, next up, miss your go oh fuck.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna apologize and advance whoever this hits. I'm gonna
try to keep the giant down for another turn. I'm
gonna use Zafari in rage and chuck my hammer at
the giant.
Speaker 2: Oh now, the hammer was made by James eighteen eighteen
does not hit.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I got a second attack, and I'll once
again if you're enraged, because there's no uh it does
not state how many times that attack can be used.
Speaker 2: Muhm, and nope, would you roll?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: Ten? I rolled the ten? Yep.
Speaker 2: Now I'm that missage too.
Speaker 1: Absolute bollocks, and I don't have anything I can cast
as a bonus action. I think, so just have to
end my turn.
Speaker 2: Next up is thy giants unnaw Unma, the giant, the
fun the storm giant. So what is illingham right now?
You cannot move right?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Wait one person at a time?
Speaker 1: Here? What speed is that? Zero? So cannot move and
has his lungs filled with water even though he can
breathe water. He has to hold his breath for a minute.
What that means for a character, I don't know.
Speaker 4: So each turn is about six seconds, so you go
by that.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, like, what negative effect does holding your
breath have other than like not being able to cast
spells and ship?
Speaker 2: Because eleven turns and six seconds per turn, that's over
a minute.
Speaker 9: It's six seconds around.
Speaker 2: Six things for a round.
Speaker 1: Yes, so one full round of combat is six seconds.
Speaker 2: Well shit, well he can't do anything then, so ten
rounds later.
Speaker 7: They're holding their breath.
Speaker 4: They have to make a constitution save when the creature
runs out of breath or is choking, the con goes down.
Speaker 2: What's the save?
Speaker 7: Hold on? Let me read it.
Speaker 4: A creature can hold its breath for a number of
minutes equal to one plus it's con modifier minimum of
thirty seconds. When a creature runs out of breath or
is choking. It can survive for a number of rounds
equal to its con modifier, a sort of it's turn.
It drops to zero hit points and is dying, and
it can't regain hit points or be stabilized until it
can breathe again.
Speaker 3: Oh his Oh, So, for.
Speaker 4: Example, creature with a con of fifteen can hold its
breath for three minutes. If it starts suffocating, it has
two rounds to reach air before it drops to zero.
Speaker 2: Well, in this case, his con is a twenty, so
it's a six minutes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he'll know his con modifier.
Speaker 2: It's common fires a plus five.
Speaker 3: But if he can breathe water, can't he just breathe
even though he has to hold his breath?
Speaker 2: But the Caspian states that if if the creature can
breathe on the water, they have to hold their breath,
so they're still not saved from the drowning.
Speaker 7: Because the water is inside of his lungs.
Speaker 2: Yes, so that's what Caspian states, And that's and I
took that, and again I make Caspian a mismatch of effects.
I found that one to implement with each other. So
at it states he can breathe underwater, but that does
not save his ass because the water's in his lungs
outside instead of outside his lungs, so he cannot do anything.
He is just chilling. He is looking piste, and he's
looking bloodied, and he's not looking good.
Speaker 3: Wait, but how does holding breath prevent him from like
physically attacking.
Speaker 2: You can't move, he has zero speed currently for a minute.
Speaker 9: I mean, I'm still next to him.
Speaker 1: You can't attack while you're prone.
Speaker 9: Hey, Ken, you're just at dispantage.
Speaker 1: Oh well, never mind, I lied, all right.
Speaker 2: So if that's the case, he is going to he
because the people closest to him right now are Blenette,
Freed and Bubbles y'all. Basically, the wolves are on one side,
Bubbles is on the other, while everyone else is off
further in the distance, at least thirty thirty to forty
feet away from him. Now, with the giant, he is
going to do a lightning strike. He's going to raise
up his hand to the sky and call upon lightning
characters within a ten foot radius of him, that includes
the two wolves and Bubbles make a dexterity saving throw.
Speaker 1: Shit is that a spell?
Speaker 2: No, it's a it's an ability.
Speaker 20: Shit advantage by the way, huh, I have advantage in
all deck saves.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh, well that's for Blannette. So so everyone fails
even with your van Agulia because the DC was seventeen,
So that would be the damage from the lightning will
be Oh oh lord M twelve D eight lightning comes struck,
comes down into the house, breaking the roof, hole into
the roof as lightning strikes. Sixty points of lightning damaging Christ.
Speaker 5: Question, do we get any temporary hit points for the recap?
Speaker 2: No, because your gift was the prone. All right, everyone
outside of the premier of ten foot of range, you
see a lightning start come crashing down to the house
and hit the two wolves in bubbles as you hear aloud.
And then with that, he is going to take his
great sword that he has on his back. He's going
to take it off and swing with this advantage because
he is prone, He's going to swing it at for Reid,
the free the one that has hurt him the most.
He's not about to be taken down by a maging mutt.
So that will be there's a thirty one hit. I mean, yeah,
I would assume, So.
Speaker 1: Who were you talking?
Speaker 2: Uh you free?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, well yes, that does hit.
Speaker 2: Bitch sixty So there's sixty six plus nine thirty three
points of slashing damage. Oh, by the way, was sentinel too.
Speaker 3: If you attack someone one of my allies that does
not have a sentinel, I get a reaction attack against them.
Speaker 2: Okay, huh that's why two hits.
Speaker 11: Oh oh oh shit, okay uh okay.
Speaker 2: Oh he is on his last legs, but this giant
has one more attack is multi attack one magic one, well,
one with lightning and then two with his great sword.
He's on his attack, freed one more time because it's
like this is it. He's gonna easily. He doesn't expect
to survive this.
Speaker 1: Oh what was the role?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah too too, twenty one to hit for freedom, yeah,
the great for the great sword, then forty points of
slashing damage.
Speaker 21: Oh he's still he's still standing, but like god damn, yeah, and.
Speaker 2: I take it. Sentinels, going to give you another attack? Well,
have one reaction, one reaction, got it. God, let me see.
I don't think you can do anything else. Nope, you
can't do anything else. Bubbles your go.
Speaker 3: All right, I'm going to move around it to where
freedom Lynnette are uh huh. I'm gonna smack it twice.
I'm just gonna roll both of them right now.
Speaker 2: Twenty nine hits and the first one day eighteen does
not hit. Twenty nine does?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: Huh huh huh oh okay. He is still standing, but barely.
Oh oh girl.
Speaker 3: And then I'm just gonna toss Lynnette like ten feet
away so that way she doesn't get a hit.
Speaker 2: He doesn't get hit. Yeah, see, toss him back. He
stands over by, hands up, landing between uh Sane and Tama.
That in turn. Uh yeah, Sane, you're up? What are
you doing?
Speaker 7: Awesome? Awesome?
Speaker 2: He is looking. He's barely able to keep himself up.
Speaker 1: Good.
Speaker 15: Ah good.
Speaker 7: I don't wanna do acid arrow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go for twenty.
Speaker 2: Uh twenty does hit? Oh shit? Okay, okay, how do
you want to do this?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: Oh bitch, okay, hold on, let me wait, hold on,
how do I want to do this?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 7: Where the fuck happened to?
Speaker 1: There we go?
Speaker 7: It was like the map disappeared. Okay, So I get something.
Speaker 4: So I reach into my pouch and I pull out
my the things that I need, my hand against it
like I rub my hands together, and I put my
hand and I put my hand in a fist against
my mouth, and I blow through my fingers, which causes
the arrow to go shooting, and it's gonna go straight
in the middle of his eyes.
Speaker 2: Everyone watching, you see is uh saying do this. But
when the arrow flyers off, it starts off at like
a normal speed, but then it starts spinning as this
little sparks of purple lightning shoot off it as it
spins and lands right, goes straight through the giant's skull,
right in between the eyes and flies out the other side,
and the giant standing there and he just and he
falls down. Now when he falls down, because this house
is on a fucking beanstalk.
Speaker 1: Wait, how does he fall down? He was already prone.
Speaker 2: He falls, He falls because he's kind of standing out
because he attacked, so you can't but like he kind
of prop himself up with the sword.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, he's prone.
Speaker 2: But he falls over like a lump on a log,
and he just stabilizes the house. The house starts wobbling
because the house is hanging off the The front of
it is hanging off the edge of the bean stalk,
while the rest of it is on the plant where
all like all his vegetables and stuff are. Part of
the house is kind of looking over. So everyone, make
me a dextery saving throw.
Speaker 6: Oh figure.
Speaker 1: That twenty, motherfucker, let's go. Why couldn't I have done
that when I was attacking?
Speaker 6: I have a stipulation.
Speaker 2: Huh, yeah, you do have lucky go ahead and use it. Yeah,
DC is not very high because it's only it's only
part of the house is going down.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck, so I waste a good nat twenty on
something that doesn't matter.
Speaker 5: You're alive, aren't you.
Speaker 1: I mean I can also fly, so it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: Are you rolling? Tama? Is it low?
Speaker 6: I thought it was automatic? No, I must have misread.
I was like, oh, I just automatically.
Speaker 2: Win three points?
Speaker 6: He is, Oh, well, hopefully eleven is good enough.
Speaker 1: What's your deck?
Speaker 2: Dex is a thirteen? Well, ship, you have two more
luck points?
Speaker 1: Also, what's your deck stairity? What's your Uh? You have
an addition to deck saving throws?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's your deck saving from two thirteen? You pass,
so there's only one that fails. Bennett Bunnett loses his
footing as the Giants going down In part of the
house starts crumbling and falling down the bean stalk. This
is his footing and he starts tumbling down, but he
grabs a hold. Huh.
Speaker 9: I have a quick question, what yes.
Speaker 3: So, because Lynette's within like, uh my range of ten
fifteen feet?
Speaker 2: Uh huh, can I like get.
Speaker 3: Disadvantage of my decks to try and save them?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 7: Can't you just use a reaction to do it?
Speaker 2: Or that too?
Speaker 9: I don't know.
Speaker 11: I know.
Speaker 2: Someone can use a reaction.
Speaker 1: Can you?
Speaker 7: What the fuck was that?
Speaker 11: What?
Speaker 7: Sorry?
Speaker 4: I just all like a fucking nine tailed beast run
across my screen.
Speaker 2: Someone can use a reaction to try and grab him,
he's reacted.
Speaker 1: I can.
Speaker 5: Can I do it?
Speaker 1: I can cast a spell that'll save him.
Speaker 2: Y'all decide, you all decide who wants to do it.
Because the three of y'all do it all, y'all gonna
be doing for a disadvantage because there's gonna be three
people trying to get him at once. That's not who
wants to do it because you Bubbles and Freed.
Speaker 1: I can hold him to the ground with the entangle. Okay,
so I'll just cast entangle and hold him to the
ground prevent him from falling.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, just do that, all right?
Speaker 3: Cool?
Speaker 2: So as he's kind of you cast entangled, and it
wraps around his body and kind of pins into the
part of the floor that's still up right, and it yeah, yeah, you'll, you'll,
you'll save him from falling. As the giant tumbles below.
V five phone dead. Oh god, the ship. The ship
is circling the beanstalk and now a giant and part
of a house is falling.
Speaker 6: Temper, I swear to God, can the ship roll?
Speaker 2: That's what I'm trying to look for. I made stats
for the ship, but I don't know where the didn't
I send him you TIF two?
Speaker 1: I think?
Speaker 2: Let me, I'm fucking looking. Did y'all destroy the ship?
Speaker 6: I think we had pinned somewhere.
Speaker 2: No, wait, it's the It's in the chat. It's in
the things the thing campaign to campaign to players. There
we go, okay, cool, So Dexterity Saving Throw it's a
plus eight okay, okay, the ship's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that has another spell to save the ship.
Speaker 2: Can you see the ship from where you're at?
Speaker 1: I don't know, damn Canna, No, you're pretty.
Speaker 2: High up US plus eight oh DC. They passed the
D c was a fifteen, he got twenty five. So
the ship does. So the ship's like kind of it's
right at the tail end of the ship. When the
giant starts falling. It's girl, it's like screaming, bloody murder
as she pushes office out of the way and she
takes the rein and she's like, brace for red packed
as everyone is running around screaming, holding on to everything,
and God said, as the giant and that part of
the house falls to the ground, rushing into the ocean,
and the ship is fine, but it was a close call.
And they're looking up going and Scirl is like, what
the fuck is going on up there? And you'll defeated
the giant. The giant is.
Speaker 5: Dead, yay, yay.
Speaker 2: So you here there's seconds of silence and then you
hear the giant hit the water and you all get
the the initial thought in your head, uh oh, I
hope the ship is okay.
Speaker 5: Oh, Davy's gonna kill me if if it destroyed the ship,
that if that fell in the ship.
Speaker 2: Or despite the fact that your crew might be dead.
Speaker 1: You don't Smith is gonna look at Freedom and put
his hand on his shoulder. I'm sorry to tell you this,
but I just lost contact with my construct that I
had watching over Davy.
Speaker 10: Oh, Fred was like looking down towards the ocean and
he just slowly like fre looks up and looks over
at myth.
Speaker 1: What. I had a spirit companion that I can summon.
I was using it to watch Davy in case something
of great importance needed my aid while I was up here.
The spell has faded. It means either in multiple hours
I needed for the spell is gone, which it wasn't,
whether the construct has died. It would only happen if
the ship was hit. Okay, over the table.
Speaker 5: The ship was not hit, right.
Speaker 2: The ship was not hit. No, but Free does not know.
No one knows that. But the ship was not hit.
Speaker 1: Fred is just like hu, It's like.
Speaker 10: Fuck fuck fuck, okay, okay, fuck, oh god.
Speaker 5: Well, oh my god, she's gonna kill me.
Speaker 2: He even alive.
Speaker 10: Oh, she's alive, and she's gonna kill me. There's no
doubt that Davy's life.
Speaker 1: By my constrict eyes are gonna flash a temporary but
bright pink fucking with you, captain? What that is what
I have been known to be called a joke.
Speaker 5: Frede is gonna like just whack a myth on the
head with Caspian. W mm hmmm.
Speaker 20: Mmm.
Speaker 10: I almost had I almost had a heart stack. I
was this c holding up like free like held up
his paw like his fingers pressed together. I was this
close to swan diving all the way down there, just
to check this ship was okay.
Speaker 2: As you guys are all standing and freeze freaking out,
a bubble fall floats up into the house from the
from below. It pops, poop. Are you here, Scarlett? What
the fuck were you all doing up there? Why is
there a giant ball from the sky sending your message
or whatever?
Speaker 5: She's like, the ship is fine, but geez, how high
up are we?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: Actually, what is the range of that actually send things?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: Let me check any distance even to other planes. But
if you're on another plane, there's a five percent chance
the message does not arived.
Speaker 2: So okay, and the words or less? Yeah, what is it?
Jesus not Jesus by the gods? Why is by the gods?
Why is there a giant fall from the sky? Are
you okay?
Speaker 1: The ship.
Speaker 2: Is fine? That's that's that's that's what she says.
Speaker 9: So here and send a quick coaching So how how
high are we up?
Speaker 3: Hi? Like, what exactly is hi?
Speaker 1: Wow? Go by the the uh the colloquial versions of
the jack and the beanstalk tails. Generally, you are above
the clouds, which would have you many thousands of feet
up in the air, even at the lowest point with
the lowest hanging clouds.
Speaker 2: See see, because the clouds are underneath.
Speaker 1: The house.
Speaker 2: That's why you can't see down and see the ship.
Speaker 3: How do we climb this?
Speaker 2: A lot of dexterity and fucking survival. Y'all did like
two or three times. It took a gill a couple
of hours to get up there, so I had y'all
roll several times to get after certain spots. But yes,
the giant is dead. Communicate over yeah, yeah, I mean
unless there's a range for that.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just it just has a wild companion
and it's my familiar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you communicate with it, all right.
Speaker 1: So I'll just let her know we fought a giant.
We killed the giant. Be careful. There's a giant falling down.
Speaker 2: And the little pixie replies, we saw it falling.
Speaker 1: I've been more so to relay that to the to.
Speaker 2: Oh, to the captain to the timber cappin. Yeah, she
goes over and she tells she goes to Scarlet and
she's like, yeah, so they're fighting a giant and that
was the giant that fell from the sky and s
Girlet's like a fucking.
Speaker 7: Course, She's not even surprised anymore.
Speaker 2: Her blood pressure is high, her anxiety is high. Uh
boff Boffice is but is puckered like he is not.
They're like they're not having a good time. They're they're
afraid that's something else gonna fall from the sky because
the one there is multiple giants, like they're.
Speaker 7: Clenched right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the buhle is clinched. The gods couldn't even spread
it bread them cheeks. Lord, they almost just died to it.
Just a fucking huge giant just falling out of the
sky with a part of the house. So the part
of the house is gone, but you still have access
to the staircase that glows up to the loft. You
can now get the vault, that little box that opens
up to the vault, do you ever so choose to
and so goes upstairs. Okay, so an, so you walk
upstairs and Carmela follows and Carmela kind of gets ahead
and jumps on to the desk and looks down at
the box and looks back up at you as she
also monks with her fur. She kind of shakes her
fur a little bit, and you see a little something
flop onto said box in that particular something. Is that
something you were looking for?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yoin?
Speaker 2: So you take it and then before everyone gets obviously,
because you're the only one up there, so you just
put it away and you got the box. What do
you always said?
Speaker 1: Box?
Speaker 2: You pick it up?
Speaker 7: Yeah, pick it up.
Speaker 2: It's pretty light, pretty light. It kind of shrinks down
a little bit to where it's about size of a book,
so you can carry it a lot easier. But of
course I'll change size for whoever goes into it. Oh
large and shrink, but it goes about size of a
books where it's easier to carry.
Speaker 1: What do you do?
Speaker 2: You go back to the rest of the group.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I go downstairs.
Speaker 1: All right, you go.
Speaker 2: Downstairs holding it, and now everyone rolled me a perception
check and this is with hearing.
Speaker 5: Okay, so twenty five.
Speaker 13: Myth oh eighteen, I'm sorry, yeah, myth Freed and Juliette,
you hear.
Speaker 2: Something from outside the house where the like there's a
gaping you're you can see the outside. Now you hear
something in the distance. Something they're climbing. Something climbing. Something
is coming from down below, down on the bean stalk,
and it's starting to kind of shake the bean stalk
a little bit.
Speaker 9: Is it possible to see it?
Speaker 2: If you look over the edge, you could you could
probably see it. She assume it's pretty close because you
can kind of hear it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll also take a look over the edge.
Speaker 2: Rada, Are you gonna look over the edge?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Hm read myth and Juliet, You guys kind of look
over the edge, going what the fuck is that? And
you see a female giant twice the size of the
one you killed, climbing up the beanstalk at high speeds,
looking fucking pissed.
Speaker 7: Time to go.
Speaker 2: And that's where we're ending today's episode.
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna ask before we end us jump.
Speaker 5: You yes, please do sure?
Speaker 2: What are you gonna do?
Speaker 1: And what do you want to do?
Speaker 9: I want to jump. I want to see if I
can't like jump back her.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you want to So you're gonna jump off
and head straight for the lark for the female giant.
Speaker 9: Yep.
Speaker 2: Okay, And now as we're in today's episodes, you'll just
see Juliette just leap off the edge, pulling out her
bubble sorry bubbles, jumping off the edge holding her what's
your weapon? A sword?
Speaker 9: I have a bunch of them, but my main's an axe.
Speaker 2: Okay, cool, so you gonna you're gonna pall your axe? Yep,
go pull out your axe. And you see her pull
her axe leap off as she's jumping straight for the
female giant. But that's where we're in in today's episode.
Catch us next time, I see what happens with the
crew as they're now being pursued by a female giants.
Until then, catch on next time, Bye, good bye.
Speaker 6: I thought that laugh of years from early when I
pitched that made up scenario about the spouse was off.
You're like, wow, that's a funny story. I was like,
it's true.
Speaker 5: But you know those TikTok Devin, you know those TikTok
videos you keep sending me with Lady Gaga, and she's
just going, oh.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 10: As soon as she said like we could hear something
climbing up the beanstalk, that just immediately started playing in
my head, but like slow motion. And then I look
over the edge and see the female giants just like