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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of idiotology. We let your taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots all right, This hour brought you

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<v Speaker 2>by JR R's Thursday night football pregame gathering. Uh. You

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<v Speaker 2>and I will be out before the Bengals and the

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<v Speaker 2>Ravens kick it off. We're gonna be in downtown Sanford

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<v Speaker 2>six to eight this evening.

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<v Speaker 3>Taco the Station, Bar and Grub in downtown Sanford. We've

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<v Speaker 3>been there before. Pat loves the wing. Their wings are

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<v Speaker 3>solid and solid. So are the bucket specials.

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<v Speaker 2>Man.

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<v Speaker 3>Fourteen dollars bud light buckets. That's that's a great deal

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<v Speaker 3>for right, I mean for this time. It's about as

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<v Speaker 3>good as you can do these days. Yeah, twelve dollars pitchers,

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<v Speaker 3>neutral bucket specials and of course JRR concert tickets. Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>remind me to bring some up BWO stickers the last

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<v Speaker 3>of the stack. Okay, remember to bring some up BWR.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you did that yesterday. Remind me like before where

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<v Speaker 3>we leave, Okay, so I could just throw them on.

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<v Speaker 2>You got it. I'm here for you. I get your back.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks bra Oh by the way.

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<v Speaker 3>The concert tickets that we have, I finally found it.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh Newfound Glory and Night Ranger tickets.

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<v Speaker 2>Tonight Rangers gonna be at the a Plaza. Uh huh,

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<v Speaker 2>that's cool.

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<v Speaker 3>So we have tickets to give away a bunch of

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<v Speaker 3>good stuff. Join us Station Bar and Grub downtown Sanford

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<v Speaker 3>starting at six. What you have a pondering look on

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<v Speaker 3>your face?

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<v Speaker 2>I thought it was a given that for the most parts,

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<v Speaker 2>most people were pretty aware that there was an election

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<v Speaker 2>on Tuesday? Would you would you say that that's a safe,

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<v Speaker 2>safe to assume statement. Yeah? Do you know what? One

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<v Speaker 2>of the number one trending search searches was on Google

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<v Speaker 2>trends on Tuesday, variation of did Joe Biden drop out? What?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not kidding?

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<v Speaker 3>I am people are so And this is coming from

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<v Speaker 3>the guy who does the Ostrich and I stick my.

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<v Speaker 2>Head in the sand, taking the words right out of

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<v Speaker 2>my mouth.

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<v Speaker 3>When important issues come up.

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<v Speaker 2>I do this, and Pat you keep talking while I

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<v Speaker 2>go up. Taco doesn't like to be caught into an

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<v Speaker 2>only kind of discussion of anything that has two sides

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<v Speaker 2>to it.

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<v Speaker 3>No, that's serious, right right. I don't like stressful situations.

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<v Speaker 3>I haven't enough stress in my life that I've nicknamed

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<v Speaker 3>him the Ostrich. Yeah, and and I came up with

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<v Speaker 3>this stick my head underneath the console and do the

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<v Speaker 3>how deep.

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<v Speaker 2>In the sand is your head have to be?

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<v Speaker 1>Not?

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<v Speaker 2>Just didn't know that? Biden dropped out like like you

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<v Speaker 2>google it? Wow, I can't judge, well I did? Sorry? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>What all right? I'm gonna go step further because I

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<v Speaker 2>know some of you are thinking this are these people

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<v Speaker 2>who actually were attempting to vote and we're confused when

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<v Speaker 2>when they got to the bolling place? I hope not.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it after the.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh, I don't say. That's why I don't

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<v Speaker 3>think about serious things. You can do it for me

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<v Speaker 3>because it started to give me a headache.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, police, uh this over in London, one of the

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<v Speaker 2>Scotland Yard Police stations is conducting an investigation to find

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<v Speaker 2>out which uh jokester is responsible for filling the steam

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<v Speaker 2>iron in the officer changing room with urine. You Oh my,

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<v Speaker 2>that's not cool at all. No it's not, but my god,

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<v Speaker 2>on a depraved level, that is hilarious. I conjure that up.

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<v Speaker 2>That's disgusting.

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<v Speaker 4>You have to people are using that in the last

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<v Speaker 4>minute thing to make sure that their police uniform looks

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<v Speaker 4>it looks presentable when they're on the streets.

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<v Speaker 2>There must be that.

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<v Speaker 3>One person who uses it every day that everybody hates,

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<v Speaker 3>the steam iron hog. Yeah, it's gotta be. Or the

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<v Speaker 3>person who just comes in like a slob every day, frumpy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I'll show him. They didn't catch it on camera. It's

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<v Speaker 3>a police stay, changing station, changing room. Oh yeah, you

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<v Speaker 3>can't have cameras.

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<v Speaker 2>I hate ironing.

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<v Speaker 5>You mentioned once that's heated up the as. It's I know,

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<v Speaker 5>I know, Oh I already already thought of that. But

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<v Speaker 5>it's like, uh, New Orleans. It's like Marti Gras. I'm

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<v Speaker 5>not gonna say New Orleans. It's it's like Marty Gras.

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<v Speaker 5>That is exactly what it's like. Ironing.

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<v Speaker 3>See, you never really had Did you have to iron

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<v Speaker 3>with any of your other previous stints.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I the closest I ever came. No, even then,

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<v Speaker 2>when I was in Catholic school and had to wear

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<v Speaker 2>the dress shirts, I never I just watched them and

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<v Speaker 2>put them on.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because you're a kid I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I was in high school. I mean still, it's

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<v Speaker 2>kind of anyway. I'm getting it like, I don't even.

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<v Speaker 3>Know how to iron, dude, That's why I was asking you.

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<v Speaker 3>I I didn't figure, which I'm proud of you. I

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<v Speaker 3>had to do it for like, uh, when I was

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<v Speaker 3>doing vacation sales for our little stint off.

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<v Speaker 2>And for the sake of pure transparency here, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>even know how to operate the washing machine that we.

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<v Speaker 3>Own in our house. Yeah, you've said that I don't. Well,

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<v Speaker 3>I use the dryer. When I used to have to iron,

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<v Speaker 3>I'd use the dryer a lot. Pat That's a trick.

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<v Speaker 3>If you're going to a wedding or god forbid, a

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<v Speaker 3>funeral and you need you have a wrinkly shirt that

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<v Speaker 3>you you know it's just a little too bad, throw

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<v Speaker 3>it in the dryer with something that's damp and one

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<v Speaker 3>of those little dryer sheets.

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<v Speaker 2>Money, there's your dryer, Top ten laundromat.

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<v Speaker 3>There's your ironing tip for the day.

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<v Speaker 2>People.

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<v Speaker 3>When I'd come home in between sales and take a nap,

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<v Speaker 3>I mean doing a sales call quote unquote nap.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember those days.

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<v Speaker 3>I would hang my shirt on the bar stool at home,

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<v Speaker 3>not at a bar, but I'd hang my shirt on

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<v Speaker 3>a bar stool and my pants so they would not

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<v Speaker 3>be wrinkled, and then lay down in this position the

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<v Speaker 3>calf in position thirty minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>And go, oh, yes, this is heaven. This is heaven.

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<v Speaker 3>The alarm would go up and I go back down. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>at least they don't have rules.

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<v Speaker 2>I truly do hold the title for person I person

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<v Speaker 2>who sleeps more than any human. I know. Hey, if

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<v Speaker 2>you've ever had a burning desire to sleep inside of

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<v Speaker 2>a giant chicken, you might want to head to the

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<v Speaker 2>Philippines for visual purposes. I've provided a picture on the

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<v Speaker 2>jr Facebook page of this hotel in the Philippines. It's

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred and fourteen feet tall. Oh, it's a chicken hotel.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a giant chicken. It features fifteen air conditioned hotel

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<v Speaker 2>rooms in the Ironically, the Guinness decided to give him

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<v Speaker 2>a world record for the largest building in the shape

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<v Speaker 2>of a chicken, so you can say that you slept

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<v Speaker 2>in the world's largest chicken ever head to the Philippines.

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<v Speaker 2>That is pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, just looking at the visual without opening it yet,

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<v Speaker 3>is the penthouse up in that head?

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 3>It's got to be. That's where the penthouse is always

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<v Speaker 3>at the top. I can say that's one thing I'll

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<v Speaker 3>never find out by going there.

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<v Speaker 2>But let me see this. The building's rooster shape, by

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<v Speaker 2>the way, a little fun fact tribute to the local culture.

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<v Speaker 2>They hold the rooster in high regards good. It's just

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<v Speaker 2>like o Vito with chickens. If you look at a rooster,

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<v Speaker 2>it looks calm and commanding. It reflects the attitude of

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<v Speaker 2>their people.

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<v Speaker 3>Until it's in a cockfight with razor blades on it's ankles,

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<v Speaker 3>splashing the dog.

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<v Speaker 1>One W J R R