Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of idiotology. We let your taco one on
Speaker 1: one one w jr R.
Speaker 2: But your freaking idiots all right, This hour brought you
Speaker 2: by JR R's Thursday night football pregame gathering. Uh. You
Speaker 2: and I will be out before the Bengals and the
Speaker 2: Ravens kick it off. We're gonna be in downtown Sanford
Speaker 2: six to eight this evening.
Speaker 3: Taco the Station, Bar and Grub in downtown Sanford. We've
Speaker 3: been there before. Pat loves the wing. Their wings are
Speaker 3: solid and solid. So are the bucket specials.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 3: Fourteen dollars bud light buckets. That's that's a great deal
Speaker 3: for right, I mean for this time. It's about as
Speaker 3: good as you can do these days. Yeah, twelve dollars pitchers,
Speaker 3: neutral bucket specials and of course JRR concert tickets. Oh,
Speaker 3: remind me to bring some up BWO stickers the last
Speaker 3: of the stack. Okay, remember to bring some up BWR.
Speaker 3: Oh you did that yesterday. Remind me like before where
Speaker 3: we leave, Okay, so I could just throw them on.
Speaker 2: You got it. I'm here for you. I get your back.
Speaker 2: Thanks bra Oh by the way.
Speaker 3: The concert tickets that we have, I finally found it.
Speaker 3: Uh Newfound Glory and Night Ranger tickets.
Speaker 2: Tonight Rangers gonna be at the a Plaza. Uh huh,
Speaker 2: that's cool.
Speaker 3: So we have tickets to give away a bunch of
Speaker 3: good stuff. Join us Station Bar and Grub downtown Sanford
Speaker 3: starting at six. What you have a pondering look on
Speaker 3: your face?
Speaker 2: I thought it was a given that for the most parts,
Speaker 2: most people were pretty aware that there was an election
Speaker 2: on Tuesday? Would you would you say that that's a safe,
Speaker 2: safe to assume statement. Yeah? Do you know what? One
Speaker 2: of the number one trending search searches was on Google
Speaker 2: trends on Tuesday, variation of did Joe Biden drop out? What?
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding?
Speaker 3: I am people are so And this is coming from
Speaker 3: the guy who does the Ostrich and I stick my.
Speaker 2: Head in the sand, taking the words right out of
Speaker 2: my mouth.
Speaker 3: When important issues come up.
Speaker 2: I do this, and Pat you keep talking while I
Speaker 2: go up. Taco doesn't like to be caught into an
Speaker 2: only kind of discussion of anything that has two sides
Speaker 2: to it.
Speaker 3: No, that's serious, right right. I don't like stressful situations.
Speaker 3: I haven't enough stress in my life that I've nicknamed
Speaker 3: him the Ostrich. Yeah, and and I came up with
Speaker 3: this stick my head underneath the console and do the
Speaker 3: how deep.
Speaker 2: In the sand is your head have to be?
Speaker 1: Not?
Speaker 2: Just didn't know that? Biden dropped out like like you
Speaker 2: google it? Wow, I can't judge, well I did? Sorry? Yeah?
Speaker 2: What all right? I'm gonna go step further because I
Speaker 2: know some of you are thinking this are these people
Speaker 2: who actually were attempting to vote and we're confused when
Speaker 2: when they got to the bolling place? I hope not.
Speaker 2: Is it after the.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I don't say. That's why I don't
Speaker 3: think about serious things. You can do it for me
Speaker 3: because it started to give me a headache.
Speaker 2: Now, police, uh this over in London, one of the
Speaker 2: Scotland Yard Police stations is conducting an investigation to find
Speaker 2: out which uh jokester is responsible for filling the steam
Speaker 2: iron in the officer changing room with urine. You Oh my,
Speaker 2: that's not cool at all. No it's not, but my god,
Speaker 2: on a depraved level, that is hilarious. I conjure that up.
Speaker 2: That's disgusting.
Speaker 4: You have to people are using that in the last
Speaker 4: minute thing to make sure that their police uniform looks
Speaker 4: it looks presentable when they're on the streets.
Speaker 2: There must be that.
Speaker 3: One person who uses it every day that everybody hates,
Speaker 3: the steam iron hog. Yeah, it's gotta be. Or the
Speaker 3: person who just comes in like a slob every day, frumpy. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'll show him. They didn't catch it on camera. It's
Speaker 3: a police stay, changing station, changing room. Oh yeah, you
Speaker 3: can't have cameras.
Speaker 2: I hate ironing.
Speaker 5: You mentioned once that's heated up the as. It's I know,
Speaker 5: I know, Oh I already already thought of that. But
Speaker 5: it's like, uh, New Orleans. It's like Marti Gras. I'm
Speaker 5: not gonna say New Orleans. It's it's like Marty Gras.
Speaker 5: That is exactly what it's like. Ironing.
Speaker 3: See, you never really had Did you have to iron
Speaker 3: with any of your other previous stints.
Speaker 2: No, I the closest I ever came. No, even then,
Speaker 2: when I was in Catholic school and had to wear
Speaker 2: the dress shirts, I never I just watched them and
Speaker 2: put them on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you're a kid I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: No, I was in high school. I mean still, it's
Speaker 2: kind of anyway. I'm getting it like, I don't even.
Speaker 3: Know how to iron, dude, That's why I was asking you.
Speaker 3: I I didn't figure, which I'm proud of you. I
Speaker 3: had to do it for like, uh, when I was
Speaker 3: doing vacation sales for our little stint off.
Speaker 2: And for the sake of pure transparency here, I don't
Speaker 2: even know how to operate the washing machine that we.
Speaker 3: Own in our house. Yeah, you've said that I don't. Well,
Speaker 3: I use the dryer. When I used to have to iron,
Speaker 3: I'd use the dryer a lot. Pat That's a trick.
Speaker 3: If you're going to a wedding or god forbid, a
Speaker 3: funeral and you need you have a wrinkly shirt that
Speaker 3: you you know it's just a little too bad, throw
Speaker 3: it in the dryer with something that's damp and one
Speaker 3: of those little dryer sheets.
Speaker 2: Money, there's your dryer, Top ten laundromat.
Speaker 3: There's your ironing tip for the day.
Speaker 2: People.
Speaker 3: When I'd come home in between sales and take a nap,
Speaker 3: I mean doing a sales call quote unquote nap.
Speaker 2: Remember those days.
Speaker 3: I would hang my shirt on the bar stool at home,
Speaker 3: not at a bar, but I'd hang my shirt on
Speaker 3: a bar stool and my pants so they would not
Speaker 3: be wrinkled, and then lay down in this position the
Speaker 3: calf in position thirty minutes.
Speaker 2: And go, oh, yes, this is heaven. This is heaven.
Speaker 3: The alarm would go up and I go back down. Okay,
Speaker 3: at least they don't have rules.
Speaker 2: I truly do hold the title for person I person
Speaker 2: who sleeps more than any human. I know. Hey, if
Speaker 2: you've ever had a burning desire to sleep inside of
Speaker 2: a giant chicken, you might want to head to the
Speaker 2: Philippines for visual purposes. I've provided a picture on the
Speaker 2: jr Facebook page of this hotel in the Philippines. It's
Speaker 2: one hundred and fourteen feet tall. Oh, it's a chicken hotel.
Speaker 2: It's a giant chicken. It features fifteen air conditioned hotel
Speaker 2: rooms in the Ironically, the Guinness decided to give him
Speaker 2: a world record for the largest building in the shape
Speaker 2: of a chicken, so you can say that you slept
Speaker 2: in the world's largest chicken ever head to the Philippines.
Speaker 2: That is pretty cool.
Speaker 3: I mean, just looking at the visual without opening it yet,
Speaker 3: is the penthouse up in that head?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: It's got to be. That's where the penthouse is always
Speaker 3: at the top. I can say that's one thing I'll
Speaker 3: never find out by going there.
Speaker 2: But let me see this. The building's rooster shape, by
Speaker 2: the way, a little fun fact tribute to the local culture.
Speaker 2: They hold the rooster in high regards good. It's just
Speaker 2: like o Vito with chickens. If you look at a rooster,
Speaker 2: it looks calm and commanding. It reflects the attitude of
Speaker 2: their people.
Speaker 3: Until it's in a cockfight with razor blades on it's ankles,
Speaker 3: splashing the dog.
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