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Speaker 1: In the show.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but uh man, it's a it's it's a it's been.
Speaker 5: It's been a time, it's been. I feel there's a lot.
Speaker 4: I feel like.
Speaker 3: We're getting wild man before we go into this. I
Speaker 3: want to get over with now, so no one talks
Speaker 3: about anymore. It's that drawing of that fucking person that
Speaker 3: everyone keeps saying, looks like.
Speaker 1: You didn't see that. It's so, it's so, here's the thing,
Speaker 1: because he because this dude freaked out and so like
Speaker 1: I didn't because I wanted to meme the funk out
Speaker 1: of it. But this dude would like freaked out on
Speaker 1: some guy tagged him. He's like, oh, like like as
Speaker 1: if someone's gonna actually rescue, we'll know, But like, how.
Speaker 3: Do I explain it? There's like a time and a place,
Speaker 3: you know, Like if someone said that to me directly,
Speaker 3: I'm like, that's mad for no.
Speaker 1: No, no, Like this is if if there was a
Speaker 1: mug shot or a drawing. It's you know, one of
Speaker 1: those arts.
Speaker 3: Freak out. Also, I was like, hey, I didn't. I
Speaker 3: was like, hey, dude, I mean like and like I said,
Speaker 3: I said, verbatim, let me let me say it.
Speaker 4: First before you say.
Speaker 3: I said, like, look, dude, I understand this is a
Speaker 3: joke and I get it, but this is like someone
Speaker 3: that sexually as solved somebody, Like I get, I get
Speaker 3: where you're coming from. It is funny, but like, maybe
Speaker 3: don't directly tag this. Whether you say it looks exactly
Speaker 3: how persaid, that's sexually irassd somebody. That's all I said.
Speaker 3: I did not make a fucking bake thing. I did
Speaker 3: not go like that, Yo, dude, don't do that. You
Speaker 3: absolutely murdered the fun of it.
Speaker 1: I think, I think it's fucking funny. But also so
Speaker 1: it's on, So go to the snark tank. Go to
Speaker 1: the snark tank Twitter because I I retweeted it just
Speaker 1: the other day because like I was like, okay, just
Speaker 1: in this thing, you're not tagged. So it was just
Speaker 1: the snark tank thing that tagged it. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: because to me, your concern was that you're being tagged
Speaker 1: directly and maybe some mouth breather would call up.
Speaker 3: Someone say something stupid and line's gonna be drawn out
Speaker 3: of nowhere.
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, look like I just don't believe
Speaker 1: that is such a stretch because I'm just saying from
Speaker 1: my you know, look, you did what you have to do.
Speaker 3: I get it, because I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: I didn't take personal fense. I wasn't even rude to
Speaker 3: the person about it. I understand it's pretty funny. Like
Speaker 3: I get it, but like.
Speaker 5: I would love to see this.
Speaker 1: What I mean, what I mean by freeing comedy to
Speaker 1: what I mean by freaking out is that the artist's
Speaker 1: depiction it does look like a fun It looks like
Speaker 1: a meat canyon. Sweet that's what I said. It looks
Speaker 1: like it looks like a picture of me. It looks
Speaker 1: like it's it's actually let me go on the snark
Speaker 1: Tank Twitter. Oh my god, cause I just yeah, so
Speaker 1: it was one of those things though, but because I
Speaker 1: wanted to so, oh my god, I can't believe is
Speaker 1: that it looks like it looks like I is lazy.
Speaker 3: I is there fun That's what the icing on the cake. Craziest.
Speaker 3: Like if someone it looks like if someone from memory
Speaker 3: drew a monster version of myself, and I was like, good,
Speaker 3: it's so fucking good. It's so good. I can see
Speaker 3: I can see where I can see where someone's like, oh,
Speaker 3: that looks like me. But at the same time, that
Speaker 3: looks so much more monstrous than I am.
Speaker 4: It looks like a Halloween version of you, the Halloween
Speaker 4: Merchant that we were talking.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, No, we can't know, we can't know.
Speaker 1: We can't that's I want to because I think that's
Speaker 1: fucking funny, but that's insane.
Speaker 3: I think that's perfect.
Speaker 1: I think that's perfect, but also like you know, like
Speaker 1: it's the new scumbag line, it's the next drop that
Speaker 1: is crazy.
Speaker 4: I can I see that again, that is one of
Speaker 4: the most insane images that's supposed to be a real person. Apparently,
Speaker 4: how did they get his eyes? So lazy, that's what.
Speaker 3: So I'm like, they get his eyes if they took
Speaker 3: out all of the redeeming factors of my face, anything
Speaker 3: that would consider me as attractiveness, that is it. They
Speaker 3: took out all of all of the good features I have, Like,
Speaker 3: that's nothing good of you. He's like me, he's a
Speaker 3: literal b Like is that like is that a race?
Speaker 4: Like there's no way that I look at that somewhat racing.
Speaker 1: There's no way anybody on the face. So this is
Speaker 1: what he did this I m p D. Which I
Speaker 1: don't know what I am is you know, it could
Speaker 1: be anything.
Speaker 4: I m p Inner, Michigan in Monster.
Speaker 1: In Monster Police Department says a sixteen year old girl
Speaker 1: walking near thirty eighth Street and at Post Road was
Speaker 1: abducted by the man this catch. She says she he
Speaker 1: sexual assaulted her in an older Tan suv. Like even
Speaker 1: the older Tan suv thing. It's like, bro switch it up,
Speaker 1: like get a prius or something like you're.
Speaker 3: So you can't fit someone.
Speaker 1: That's a good point.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't be like, no one, you can't be
Speaker 4: an abductor and a prius. I can't fit in the
Speaker 4: at all I gave I gave.
Speaker 1: I gave Kingston a ride one time and because I
Speaker 1: have a fiesta, and like I was like, I don't
Speaker 1: think I could do this again because he can really
Speaker 1: fit there, Like he looks so uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: It's insane because like obviously like I'm I'm I'm a
Speaker 3: fat dude, even if I was thin.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just being I just can't survive and you're a
Speaker 4: tall person.
Speaker 1: It doesn't work for me. I go on rides and
Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, JoJo's best friend just flew in town
Speaker 1: and she's either just as tall or a little bit
Speaker 1: taller than you and me.
Speaker 5: That's insane.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I saw picture. I think I saw pictures of
Speaker 4: them standing next to each other. She didn't look that tall.
Speaker 1: You should check again.
Speaker 4: It's like, because it's crazy, like, mister memory, how tall Jojo?
Speaker 1: Because JoJo's five nine so so she's just taller than me.
Speaker 3: And I think Jojo was near my hot No, I
Speaker 3: just I just don't hear that often either.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't see that often. I guess I don't know.
Speaker 4: I just I never even though she is taller than you,
Speaker 4: I don't imagine it for some.
Speaker 1: Reason a woman.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, there's just like not I know how
Speaker 3: I sound, I know who I am, I know what
Speaker 3: I usually do. But like it's because she's a woman,
Speaker 3: You're like, oh, usually more often than not, we've seen
Speaker 3: men being taller than women.
Speaker 4: What you mean, it's like people or like say or
Speaker 4: at least on the same at least the same.
Speaker 1: People on YouTube were so shocked when I when I
Speaker 1: say that I was five six because me being a
Speaker 1: black man, they immediately thought that I was a jug.
Speaker 3: You're terrifying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, They're like, and I was like, man, maybe I
Speaker 1: can defeat this one in combat.
Speaker 3: I'm just.
Speaker 1: Don't that would that would go so horrible.
Speaker 3: That's one of those things. Just man, people don't know.
Speaker 3: People don't know how to get out of real grapples
Speaker 3: in real life.
Speaker 5: And it's sad even know how to get out of
Speaker 5: a real gravel.
Speaker 1: Yeah you think your pocket, I think you should really
Speaker 1: just like I think I think Diddy actually taught people
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff. Like one thing that I taught
Speaker 1: people is to there is an advantage, there's an advantage
Speaker 1: and having that much baby oil, because if you get
Speaker 1: into a dust up with someone who knows how to grapple,
Speaker 1: they can't grapple.
Speaker 5: Yeah, if you're finding someone dusty as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the thing. Well, that's actually kind of like
Speaker 1: the isn't that like the unstoppable force in the moon
Speaker 1: Ball mo? Yeah?
Speaker 4: A man covered in dust and a man covered in
Speaker 4: beds baby oil.
Speaker 3: But they're covered, they're covered to the covered in dust.
Speaker 3: The guy that's covered in dust, he looks like Sandman.
Speaker 1: He looks like that's how dusty he is when Sandmon's
Speaker 1: in dust war.
Speaker 4: I actually can't imagine being covered in dust, Like I can't.
Speaker 1: Like, these two people are at a bar and they
Speaker 1: get into a fight. They happen to be covered a
Speaker 1: baby oil and the other guys they don't know each other.
Speaker 4: They're two deceparate, they're from opposite sides of.
Speaker 3: The well, they're opposing forces. They will be drawn to
Speaker 3: one another.
Speaker 1: You're from the dusty, they will be drawn on Another's
Speaker 1: mean that this random random TGI friders, everybody's like kind
Speaker 1: of trying to have like a regular night.
Speaker 3: You know, if you have t G Friday is already
Speaker 3: coind of your life's kind of shitty already. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: then these two people just walk and he's like, what's
Speaker 3: about to happen.
Speaker 4: Here, slippery man? And by the way, when I say dust,
Speaker 4: I know that there's like outside, like if you're at
Speaker 4: a beach. You can imagine the sand or whatever I'm
Speaker 4: talking to, like a house dust.
Speaker 5: Like the gray, like navy blue, like.
Speaker 4: The vacuum out of the vacuum lint. Essentially. I love it.
Speaker 3: That makes my skin crawl so much. And I don't
Speaker 3: know why.
Speaker 4: I guess it's Yeah, it's it's gross in a way
Speaker 4: that's not not like you're not gonna throw up necessarily.
Speaker 3: Not repulsive, but it's like this is just gross.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's dingy.
Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, it's dingy.
Speaker 3: Completely full of baby. It was terrifying because they can't
Speaker 3: you can't stop them. Yeah, it's it's hard.
Speaker 1: I mean, what do you because even if they attack you,
Speaker 1: you one thing. You want to try to hold off
Speaker 1: the attacker. You want to grab them and try to
Speaker 1: like stop them. But then they man, he.
Speaker 3: Just kind of slides through atoms of the chair. He
Speaker 3: just walks through the chair. You're like, what the fuck
Speaker 3: is this?
Speaker 4: Is that what did he was trying to achieve, actually
Speaker 4: trying to go to the.
Speaker 1: Universe problem.
Speaker 4: In the back of Diddy's mansion, he has you know
Speaker 4: that hate glider for Spider in three? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is that?
Speaker 4: But it's just baby oil. He's trying to build a
Speaker 4: perfect baby oil man.
Speaker 5: Ah, he couldn't do it.
Speaker 3: He's infusing infants with baby at a young age.
Speaker 4: He actually wasn't doing sex trafficking. He wasn't doing any
Speaker 4: of that stuff. He was just abducting people to turn
Speaker 4: into baby oil people to build a baby oil man army.
Speaker 1: Ah. That's crazy because I feel like there would have
Speaker 1: been a lot of volunteers if he would have just
Speaker 1: been forthcoming. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, but you can't do that.
Speaker 1: You know, it's difficult to pitch. You can't engineer people.
Speaker 1: That's like against one of the basic laws of humanity. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like, if you sign up, you
Speaker 1: can't can't even put up you can't put up a
Speaker 1: thing for them to sign up for it. I mean
Speaker 1: it's why, you know how like all the dogs that
Speaker 1: get tested on it and stuff, they signed up for it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they do.
Speaker 1: They signed then and then it's and then it's.
Speaker 4: Evil, a contract, a contract is on fire and.
Speaker 3: Do it and she does stuff.
Speaker 1: Roy.
Speaker 4: It's a fucking mile of.
Speaker 1: Aids they have, you know, they have those they have
Speaker 1: the most, like the valves that like you know, they
Speaker 1: have the vials that just carry like a month's worth
Speaker 1: of medicine. It's just like AIDS, though they haven't just
Speaker 1: stored bro imagine. I mean, actually I say imagine. But
Speaker 1: they have every fucking virus and.
Speaker 3: Disease specialties they have, and every every single one of them.
Speaker 3: The CDC they have those vials are.
Speaker 1: So terrifying, like if some crazy asshole that works that
Speaker 1: they just decide to snap and they just let everything loose.
Speaker 3: I am so, but they all those things they have
Speaker 3: for the most part, most of them they have anti
Speaker 3: and like they used to.
Speaker 1: I know, they have stuff like that, but so many
Speaker 1: it's like it's like when when Trump got shot at,
Speaker 1: like they have these preventive measures that sometimes this fails spectacularly,
Speaker 1: like oh how did this?
Speaker 4: How did this?
Speaker 1: Even when you go what's even like say, any any
Speaker 1: major disaster. When you start looking into I understand why
Speaker 1: people think conspiracy it's a conspiracy theory because you're like,
Speaker 1: how did it fail this spectacularly like any like any
Speaker 1: major event, And when you think about.
Speaker 3: It, it's always it's always a series of people just
Speaker 3: being a little too lazy. It's always like it's always
Speaker 3: like people being like lazy in the sense that it
Speaker 3: like you could have just it's probably free, you could
Speaker 3: have went and checked that one more time.
Speaker 1: Like every day, always one day you were just like
Speaker 1: kind of took it a little easy in a series
Speaker 1: of that fine like from.
Speaker 3: Then some freak spider dude. It is literally like a
Speaker 3: dumb ass child.
Speaker 4: It is literally it's like TSA, you know, like I've
Speaker 4: gotten through TSA accidentally with like knives and fucking like
Speaker 4: more time, more times than you would assume, you know, because.
Speaker 1: It's just like that.
Speaker 4: And then like it's yeah, cluster bombs, pressure cookers.
Speaker 5: Pocket, there's like there's a pocket.
Speaker 4: The only the thing that's weird about it to me
Speaker 4: is that like they will stop you. So there's like
Speaker 4: generally you would assume that's certain things they have flagged, right, yeah,
Speaker 4: because they like take your laptop out, take your fucking
Speaker 4: game system out or whatever. But then sometimes I'll put
Speaker 4: my I'll take you. I'll look at my camera and I'll
Speaker 4: be like, do I need to take this out? I'm
Speaker 4: not gonna do it, and I leave the camera in
Speaker 4: my bag and sometimes the can it goes through and
Speaker 4: it's no problem. And then other times they're like, we
Speaker 4: got oh, oh, it's this. It's a camera. And so
Speaker 4: it's like there's no consistent rule set about this at all.
Speaker 4: That seems so fucking haphazard.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think there is a rule, it's just
Speaker 1: some people are like, it's just a camera, you know,
Speaker 1: like there's apposed to do it, but they just let
Speaker 1: it go. Some fucking idiots never seen a camera before.
Speaker 3: They're like, what's this?
Speaker 4: It's just like a gun. He started screaming at the screen.
Speaker 2: God.
Speaker 3: He starts shouting his firing. He's just firing blindly. He's
Speaker 3: firing at only people of Muslim descent.
Speaker 4: He doesn't even right, it's.
Speaker 1: Yours, it's clearly your bag, and he just targets fucking
Speaker 1: like anything that is remotely brown.
Speaker 3: And as a beard. He has a bot bro.
Speaker 1: So this guy could have been like the greatest ever
Speaker 1: in like some type of guns slinging thing, and he
Speaker 1: just chose to work in the TSA. It's like fucking Superman.
Speaker 1: Being a reporter.
Speaker 3: He's trying to get to the problems faster.
Speaker 1: Sure, sure, God, he's a god.
Speaker 3: He's like, oh, he wants to he wants to help
Speaker 3: people on the ground level, to which he does. He
Speaker 3: does tell people the right way through the reporting. People
Speaker 3: trying to intimidate him, they're like, if you do this,
Speaker 3: He's like, go ahead, do it. I don't come, I
Speaker 3: can make your.
Speaker 4: What are you talking about?
Speaker 3: Superman?
Speaker 4: Who he's a he's a reporter, right, so who's that?
Speaker 1: Who's Superman?
Speaker 3: He's a guy.
Speaker 4: But don't worry so well look speaking of racism, speaking
Speaker 4: of Yeah, we were a little bit before we segreated
Speaker 4: to Superman too quickly for me to care whether or
Speaker 4: not that friend that she made sense. Yeah, there was
Speaker 4: a there was a fun little uh, I don't know
Speaker 4: what would you call it, like a meet up.
Speaker 1: Function.
Speaker 4: There's there's a little beat up, a little function at
Speaker 4: Madison Square Garden, a little little kick back, a little picnic,
Speaker 4: a little barbecue, indoor barbecue Madison Square Garden.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 4: Do is Trump rally And it's the best thing I've
Speaker 4: ever seen. It is it is so perfect well, I
Speaker 4: mean it's it's the capital of country.
Speaker 1: Like what New York City is, Like, I guess it's
Speaker 1: I know what you mean. Yeah, I know it's I.
Speaker 3: D C. But it's like by what you mean, I
Speaker 3: know what you mean.
Speaker 5: It's it's where everything's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: If everyone had to choose what should be the capital,
Speaker 1: I think the people would be like, yeah, d C.
Speaker 1: D C's so ass Unfortunately, unfortunately you're un like, it
Speaker 1: sucks that you say that, but it's like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: bet a lot of the country would be like a
Speaker 1: lot of the country that went to that rally and
Speaker 1: that love that rally would be like, yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: like d C because you know, you know, like they would, yeah,
Speaker 1: they would. Then when you try to press them on,
Speaker 1: they'll say because the politicians, but you know, you know
Speaker 1: why they're like d C, dude, d C.
Speaker 5: I went there once and I couldn't believe.
Speaker 4: It was like, you know those stories about North Korea
Speaker 4: and how they have like fake stores. It felt like that,
Speaker 4: Like like walking through d C, especially like around like
Speaker 4: the you know, the important buildings where the people the
Speaker 4: politicians are pretending to work. You just walk entire street.
Speaker 4: I don't know, have you been to DC. Have you
Speaker 4: walked around that area. You walk an entire block and
Speaker 4: you pass a building. You're walking by a building, no signage,
Speaker 4: no door, no descript all of it is nondescript. And
Speaker 4: then you look around the corner and it's the same thing.
Speaker 4: It's like how do you get Pensylvania.
Speaker 1: It's weird.
Speaker 3: And you get talked to where the monuments are and
Speaker 3: it's like, oh, this is like cool, it's like facades,
Speaker 3: but like this is like clearly a set piece. It's weird, yeah, piece.
Speaker 4: And I remember I went to like this food court
Speaker 4: that was like kind of like a little bit away
Speaker 4: and it was just it wasn't in a building, it
Speaker 4: was in between two buildings, and like you would go
Speaker 4: down into like this kind of like I think you
Speaker 4: know exactly where that is, and if you wouldn't know
Speaker 4: that it was there because there's no signage at all,
Speaker 4: you just have to stumble across it.
Speaker 5: It's like fucking Elden Ring.
Speaker 4: You just have to.
Speaker 3: The moment you get like a block away from the
Speaker 3: White House, it turns into like the ghetto is ghetto
Speaker 3: like immediately away and.
Speaker 1: It's like what contrast. Yeah, I'll see a lot of
Speaker 1: footage of Brazil most beautiful neighborhoods and these sky ride
Speaker 1: like these high rise the apartments that are amazing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: literally right next to its, separated by this shaty fence
Speaker 1: the flavellas or whatever. And it's like, dude, this is
Speaker 1: it's there's a guy here.
Speaker 4: People are taking selfies of themselves sipping wine on like
Speaker 4: a balcony, and in the background there's like there's a
Speaker 4: baby fucking a spider on this side of the street,
Speaker 4: and you're just like, yo, what is going on in
Speaker 4: this placed?
Speaker 3: The work that is that's poverty, that's true poverty, that.
Speaker 1: Happening.
Speaker 5: But so they had a rally.
Speaker 4: There was a lot of speakers up there, a lot
Speaker 4: of what I couldn't help but notice, but a lot
Speaker 4: of disgraced celebrities exiled from their previous professions, which is hilarious.
Speaker 4: It's like Hulcogin I think was there right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he came even had trouble ripping off his fucking
Speaker 1: the one thing that he's used to do and he
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I'm racist, brother, and it just wasn't
Speaker 1: really working.
Speaker 3: He's too old, he's old and full. The steroids are
Speaker 3: catching the steroids in the working seven days a week.
Speaker 3: It's like that is catching up with.
Speaker 1: Him, because you know, he has fucking skin cancer, Like
Speaker 1: there's no he looks like a hot dog, Like there's
Speaker 1: no way he doesn't have skin cancer. Yeah, maybe he
Speaker 1: looks like it looks like a he looks like a
Speaker 1: Boston cream donna in the worst way.
Speaker 4: You know, he heard so many of his shirts said
Speaker 4: he he wriped his brain and half. But so he's
Speaker 4: on that stage. I didn't like, I didn't hear what
Speaker 4: he said specifically, because I don't think I don't think anyone.
Speaker 4: I don't think anyone's ever cared about anything that tall
Speaker 4: Cokan's ever said.
Speaker 3: Never, not not in this not in the last not
Speaker 3: since like Dirk was born.
Speaker 4: But even then, like do you care what he says?
Speaker 4: You know what I mean, do you care what he's doing?
Speaker 1: No? I honestly, the last time I cared about Hollywood
Speaker 1: Hogan when he turned heel and w c W. That
Speaker 1: was the only time I even remotely cared about this
Speaker 1: guy because it was fast sinating to see this American
Speaker 1: hero guy finally like act like a shithead.
Speaker 3: But then like I was like, oh, this is real.
Speaker 1: Persona, He's actually just a shithead, and he fucks with
Speaker 1: people and he lies more than if you can believe that.
Speaker 3: He's a huge snitch dude. That whole thing he did
Speaker 3: about I forgot who it was there was at heart,
Speaker 3: I think, or one of them about the fucking him like, oh,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna leave the company because I feel like I'm
Speaker 3: not getting paid the right amount of money here, and
Speaker 3: he went and man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, gobbled like he's like he's leaving Vince. He's just
Speaker 1: the embodiment of like everything you don't want to be around, essentially,
Speaker 1: so he's like, yeah, useless person even half speak up there.
Speaker 4: It was funny that it was funny when he when
Speaker 4: he sued Cowker though, that was pretty that's pretty cool
Speaker 4: that will see. I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: I appreciated that because how fucking stupid do you have
Speaker 1: to be to be Gawker? Even I'm like, what did
Speaker 1: you think was gonna happen? I know it was the
Speaker 1: weird I whatever.
Speaker 3: There is some decisions.
Speaker 1: That mean it was it was it, But yeah, man,
Speaker 1: there was a lot of horrors around that time when
Speaker 1: when that happened, because you know, when that thing that
Speaker 1: got leaked and I'm actually I had fond memories of
Speaker 1: doing whole Hogan impressions and saying so many hard hours.
Speaker 1: That was actually that I actually missed that, like do
Speaker 1: we know you?
Speaker 2: Then?
Speaker 1: I think we knew you a little bit.
Speaker 3: I don't know if we had met yet.
Speaker 1: I don't think we've met yet because this I had.
Speaker 1: I used to have a podcast called Horse and Ape
Speaker 1: in twenty sixteen and it was my friend Brock and
Speaker 1: I remember doing an episode about that and I just
Speaker 1: like there there were so many but that was back
Speaker 1: then when YouTube was still like okay, you still well,
Speaker 1: like yeah, you can like make some money, right, And
Speaker 1: it was just really the biggest caveats to me. It
Speaker 1: was like, don't talk about Islamic terrorism or terrorism in general. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: don't talk about rape. That was the two things every
Speaker 1: for me.
Speaker 3: They are literally preventing us from being able to express
Speaker 3: ourselves in a way that I really want to ready
Speaker 3: even though it's a joke. It's a joke.
Speaker 1: It's a joke. It's way worse. But yeah, would just sucked.
Speaker 1: But there was way more disgrace people in there too.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Doctor Phil went up there and he was like,
Speaker 4: I send kids to a camp. He says, he just does,
Speaker 4: he just does. He forgot doctor Phil was I mean
Speaker 4: know what I mean? Do you remember what's so funny
Speaker 4: about doctor Phil too, is that he's literally a de
Speaker 4: I higher.
Speaker 1: Like that's the thing that he's actively said something about
Speaker 1: like oh they don't care about d I or something.
Speaker 4: What did he say? He said something like this country
Speaker 4: was built on hard work. Yeah, he's like, you were
Speaker 4: literally the you're the token white that Oprah picked. Yeah. Woman,
Speaker 4: he like hasn't practiced medicine in like forty years or
Speaker 4: something that he's like going still going by doctor Phil.
Speaker 4: He's still He's as much of a doctor as doctor
Speaker 4: disrespect is.
Speaker 3: It's insane.
Speaker 1: Doctor disrespect is more of a respectful doctor and the doctor Phil.
Speaker 1: I think doctor Phil is a fucking menace more than
Speaker 1: this asshole, because doctor disrespect is like terrorizing seventeen year
Speaker 1: old or some ship. Okay, yeah that sucks. Doctor Phil
Speaker 1: is actively poisoning the well of like what what what
Speaker 1: it even means to be a doctor. And people are
Speaker 1: like take this advice from a from this.
Speaker 4: Doctor oz or something like it's like look at what
Speaker 4: look what happens when I massage this piece of ship.
Speaker 1: Look at lips, licking his lips. Crazy. They're like yeah,
Speaker 1: like acid enemas and ship like putting, like they're playing
Speaker 1: sulphuric acid up their asses, like it's gonna it's gonna
Speaker 1: carry your on. People are pouring.
Speaker 3: It's gonna kay autism, right, it's gonna clean, it's gonna
Speaker 3: cure your life. Point they want to call these people from.
Speaker 4: It really is the craziest, the craziest people. It's like,
Speaker 4: take three tables of dry ice a day, and it's
Speaker 4: just like, what do.
Speaker 1: You fucking.
Speaker 3: Your hand, pancreas.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need you to take twenty grams of salt
Speaker 1: and pump it up your pee hole, and then you
Speaker 1: you come back to me and tell you tell me
Speaker 1: if you if that's not gonna be a good discipline
Speaker 1: for your you and your son.
Speaker 4: I need you to gargle forty gallons. If I ever
Speaker 4: met in a day.
Speaker 1: You tell you were you are a bad parent. So
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need you to take your your your daughter
Speaker 1: and give it your doctor disrespect.
Speaker 4: He'll teach her respect. The thing that really bothers me
Speaker 4: about doctor Phil really honestly, the like whatever like he
Speaker 4: was like a TV doctor it's none if it's real.
Speaker 4: But like I remember specifically the catch me out, catch
Speaker 4: me outside girls. Yeah, like the fact that he did
Speaker 4: that like made me hate. Like I didn't like him before,
Speaker 4: but I hated him then. It was like you are you?
Speaker 4: You ruined?
Speaker 1: It was the one thing that went viral from his
Speaker 1: this show. Yeah, I can't think of anything else.
Speaker 5: We have friends who've been on it, right, didn't Jeff.
Speaker 1: Jeff Holiday went on because there was this girl. It
Speaker 1: was no, it wasn't.
Speaker 5: That Jilly juice. That's what it was.
Speaker 1: Jilly juice was no, no, no, no, it was are you sure?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: No, no, stop stop.
Speaker 1: Maybe at some point there was some ship involved, but
Speaker 1: Jilly juice was like just grams of salt and like
Speaker 1: some vegetable.
Speaker 4: It was like a broccoli.
Speaker 1: I can't remember what it was.
Speaker 4: Was it like crazy sodi?
Speaker 3: It was something, dude.
Speaker 1: It was killing people because they were getting sodium poisoning
Speaker 1: and most of them were just getting violent diarrhea was
Speaker 1: killing them through dehydration. So Jeff came on, was like
Speaker 1: you're killing people and then you know doctor uh doctor
Speaker 1: Phil was like, well, Jeff, I think she has a point.
Speaker 3: He was like he was and then he pounded fucking several.
Speaker 4: This isn't juice, is it.
Speaker 1: This isn't that's another thing, fucking like doctor Like. The
Speaker 1: thing that makes me mad about this guy is because
Speaker 1: they're all just trying to protect their money. Now, that's
Speaker 1: the only reason that they care about either ship. Because
Speaker 1: you know, back in like twenty fifteen when Trump was running,
Speaker 1: Doctor Phil was like, this guy is a fucking megamal, moniacal,
Speaker 1: fucking maniac. What a moron, piece of shit, fucking gay
Speaker 1: knit And I was like, whoa, whoa, you can't say
Speaker 1: that I have the parents for.
Speaker 4: Verbally he put the P in the H together, that's awesome,
Speaker 4: but yeah, it's just another weasel.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 4: The thing is, it's like, I think what it is
Speaker 4: is like these people eventually get disgraced, they have controversies
Speaker 4: kind and they're like, oh, they'll axcept me.
Speaker 1: What was this? What was this controversy?
Speaker 4: I think just being ship.
Speaker 1: Like.
Speaker 4: I don't know if it was anything specific. I just
Speaker 4: think I think everybody just came around one day and
Speaker 4: they were like, is this guy a fucking doctor? Like
Speaker 4: what is he doing? And then they were like, no, no,
Speaker 4: he isn't. This This is dumb and then he was like, oh,
Speaker 4: show you I'm gonna lash out. He's he's like self
Speaker 4: aware because he's like a doctors or he's like self
Speaker 4: aware of his own psychiatric It's just like, we'll tell
Speaker 4: you what. I'm gonna fucking retreat to a safe place.
Speaker 1: I mean it's either that it's you know, I would
Speaker 1: say that's maybe that's very plausible, or because I think
Speaker 1: of somebody like Joe Rogan who completely sold out to
Speaker 1: I don't think he was technically he was only disgraced
Speaker 1: after he went to Texas and jumped on the bank.
Speaker 4: You know what's crazy.
Speaker 3: Even on a podcast with him and Trump, he was like,
Speaker 3: this guy's you can see.
Speaker 4: Joe was kind of like, well, he actually talked about
Speaker 4: it in an episode later, like, look, we forgot to
Speaker 4: mention this, I guess, but he Trump was on Joe Rogan, uh,
Speaker 4: and it was I don't know whatever.
Speaker 1: It was three hours of just like the most softball,
Speaker 1: fucking boring show, but there was.
Speaker 4: But the thing too, is like he was talking about it,
Speaker 4: like on an episode after I saw a clip of
Speaker 4: him where he said something, Oh god, I wish I
Speaker 4: could remember somebody in the chat will know or the
Speaker 4: comments will know, but it's it was like he was
Speaker 4: talking about talking to Trump and Trump said something like
Speaker 4: he he mentioned statistic or he mentioned like something I
Speaker 4: couldn't remember exactly what is. But Joe Rogan was like
Speaker 4: when he when he started going off on this, I
Speaker 4: was like, I don't want to correct him. And it's
Speaker 4: just like why why, Like what do you eat? You
Speaker 4: don't want to correct him? That was That's such an
Speaker 4: I remember there's that was such an insane thing to
Speaker 4: think in that moment. It's like, why wouldn't you want
Speaker 4: to correct him?
Speaker 1: That was the entire podcast for three fucking hours. He
Speaker 1: didn't there was even a time where he didn't want
Speaker 1: to offend him.
Speaker 4: So he pivoted.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and well he did a few times actually, and
Speaker 1: which is lame. I was they.
Speaker 4: Probably make him but before even so, can I just
Speaker 4: say it's as to not be able to correct the president.
Speaker 4: But then like somebody makes an RFK fucking impression that
Speaker 4: he goes, don't do.
Speaker 1: That, he's one son, that he's my friend or whatever,
Speaker 1: that's my friend, and I'm like, so the fuck your
Speaker 1: friend drugged another one of your friends and pissed in
Speaker 1: your hallway and you still hang out with him.
Speaker 3: Fear is a piece of shit of a human being,
Speaker 3: a demon, He's a piece of shit.
Speaker 1: Of a human being.
Speaker 4: And look like I look like we're talking about this before,
Speaker 4: but I forgot.
Speaker 3: Look we we do functions each other as jokes, right,
Speaker 3: it's but like they're literally jokes. You make jokes like
Speaker 3: that drugging you razy.
Speaker 1: You don't do that to someone you even like, No,
Speaker 1: you don't even do that as someone that you dislike. Actually,
Speaker 1: like how many how many normal people in the world
Speaker 1: have him? Like fucked this guy? I'm gonna drug him?
Speaker 3: And I know this guy is his friend and I understand,
Speaker 3: I understand, Like it depends on how the ship you
Speaker 3: guys do, but like that's still very dangerous, Like that's
Speaker 3: like a line that is drugged them. So he gave
Speaker 3: him an that's pretty crazy. You gave him all and
Speaker 3: right before because he needed a travel he he doesn't
Speaker 3: like flying. He's the type of person that like is
Speaker 3: already anxious about.
Speaker 1: No, no, no. So that was a Burt Kreischer. He
Speaker 1: would never do it to Tom's girl, like Tom's like that.
Speaker 1: He did it to Burt Kreischer because he does not
Speaker 1: respect Burt because honestly, no one respects Burt. They're all
Speaker 1: friends with Burt, but none of them respect him. He's
Speaker 1: the butt of every joke. He's like, if you ever,
Speaker 1: if you ever listen to Cometown, there was Adam Friedlan.
Speaker 1: Adam Friedlan was the butt of like so many jokes
Speaker 1: because he was so easily to just bully. But he
Speaker 1: took it like a chance. Bert as an ego maniac
Speaker 1: and he can't really handle it very well. So the
Speaker 1: Dynamics kind of like shitty and they try to handle
Speaker 1: with kid glugs a lot of the times. But anyway, look, man,
Speaker 1: Joe Rogan, he it's he said multiple times throughout because people,
Speaker 1: do you remember that Patrick Bette David he has a
Speaker 1: thing called value tament, Like the imagine this guy who
Speaker 1: made his money through insurance like MLM shit and has
Speaker 1: a thing called value tament. And this guy has somehow
Speaker 1: become respectable in the podcast space.
Speaker 4: Put ingtainment at the end of something should be an immediate,
Speaker 4: executable valuement. Think about that ship infotainment.
Speaker 1: Imagine like, how about you to get killed by a gun,
Speaker 1: die slowly. I want someone to set you on fire,
Speaker 1: douse you in water and do you and gas and
Speaker 1: then set you on fire again.
Speaker 5: Yeah, electrical fire.
Speaker 3: It wouldn't even it wouldn't even put you out really immediately,
Speaker 3: you'd still be on fire.
Speaker 1: I want them to figure it out. Okay, figure it
Speaker 1: out to hurt this guy. I want.
Speaker 3: I want to do this as soon as you wake up,
Speaker 3: the moment your eyes open, they begin to hydraulic press
Speaker 3: you sleeping in a completely fire.
Speaker 4: Would I would? I would, I would say I would.
Speaker 4: I would take you to a place where the swimming pool,
Speaker 4: fill the swimming pool with gas, with gasoline, put food
Speaker 4: coloring in the gasoline to make it look blue, set
Speaker 4: you on fire, then make you jump into the pool
Speaker 4: of gasoline, thinking they we're gonna save yourself.
Speaker 1: So that's diabod so evil, it's cral that is so
Speaker 1: I feel like that is so insanely evil. I want
Speaker 1: to quarter somebody. But with everything is something different. So
Speaker 1: I like your hydraug press. So one is a hydrag press,
Speaker 1: one corner is wood chipper, and what is the other.
Speaker 4: Two Just two separate brass balls.
Speaker 3: I think maybe their legs and the brass.
Speaker 4: It's like an entire leg dedicated to one brass ball.
Speaker 1: It's a brass leg. No, well it's it's still it's
Speaker 1: still a brass We just put their leg.
Speaker 3: It's like, won't even make the sound.
Speaker 1: They won't even make the sound. Yeah, heat up, but
Speaker 1: they won't be in it to make the bull sound.
Speaker 1: I thought that's the heat. The pressure from the heat
Speaker 1: was the thing. It is.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's what it is.
Speaker 1: So put their head in the brass bull brask mak
Speaker 1: brash mask bull. Yeah, so you put their head in it.
Speaker 1: So they're so they're under the brass bull standing right,
Speaker 1: and then I guess the wood chipper hydrog press.
Speaker 5: And then and then one of their legs, one leg
Speaker 5: being drawn in quarter.
Speaker 4: And then the other leg. I don't know. Fucking eating
Speaker 4: you get like dogs or something, get hungry, really hungry,
Speaker 4: hungry dogs.
Speaker 3: Just injecting like like whatever is the most poison ivy
Speaker 3: right into one of his balls, right, and.
Speaker 1: There's just this is the Patrick Bett David's value table
Speaker 1: because he put because at the end.
Speaker 4: Of yeah, this is like for the crime of putting
Speaker 4: tainment at the end of a fucking dumb word, you
Speaker 4: get the worst you get every execution.
Speaker 1: At one s said that you took comedic A jury
Speaker 1: of specifically your enemies has determined this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just I love it.
Speaker 1: See that. So that guy who does deserve all that.
Speaker 1: Uh he went on Joe Rogan's podcast, and Joe Rogan
Speaker 1: was getting visibly unagitated because this guy wouldn't shut the
Speaker 1: fuck up about like I want you to reconsider having
Speaker 1: Trump on the podcast, and Joe would not budge on this.
Speaker 3: He's for years.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm not gonna bring him on the podcast.
Speaker 1: I don't want to rehabilitate his image. I don't support him.
Speaker 1: That's not my guy.
Speaker 4: And then and then fast forward he's like, well, I
Speaker 4: didn't want to correct him.
Speaker 5: It's just so lame.
Speaker 1: It's fucking it's I just didn't think that. I I
Speaker 1: thought it was already at the lowest that I could
Speaker 1: be for Joe, like the respect that I have THOUGHM like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's negative already.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I was just like, oh, I just found
Speaker 3: I found more.
Speaker 1: I didn't.
Speaker 3: It really does.
Speaker 1: Like it's at the point where I think it's clear
Speaker 1: that he's not just the more on Joe Rogan because
Speaker 1: clearly yeah, sure, but like it's that he's just a
Speaker 1: massive fucking sellout. And also somebody actually made a good
Speaker 1: point and said that he's he's always been really competitive
Speaker 1: for no fucking reason. Like when he did that. Do
Speaker 1: you remember the sober October where his friends would compete
Speaker 1: each other. They would be sober and then they would
Speaker 1: do these extreme exercises. Yeah, and so you can like
Speaker 1: lose the most weight or whatever. And uh he almost
Speaker 1: like killed himself one time because he was trying to win. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he but anyway, he said he was pissing brown
Speaker 1: or something. He was so dehydrated at some point. So anyway, uh,
Speaker 1: from being so well, so they were working out on
Speaker 1: top of being sober, so no weed, no alcohol, and
Speaker 1: then there's no water. Joe Rogan just being a retard
Speaker 1: being on like the spin thing for like way too
Speaker 1: long and not drinking water, like almost killed him or
Speaker 1: something because he's stupid. Any brand damage probably yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: I mean to see the trajectory of where he's gone
Speaker 1: that and then COVID like ate his brain and he
Speaker 1: probably has some RFK worms too, I imagine. I'm sure
Speaker 1: they're hanging out together, but I was in the same
Speaker 1: room as he shakes so much the man.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but anyway, but yeah, this this so this MSG Messus,
Speaker 4: Gregar and Rally.
Speaker 3: Yeah, who else?
Speaker 4: A lot of people, like a lot of people I didn'tcognize.
Speaker 4: Tucker Carlson was there. I know, people you would expect to.
Speaker 1: Be the doctor was saying, is Nazi talking points by
Speaker 1: calling a low iq because low iq is a dog whistle.
Speaker 1: But when you call people like publicly like this, it
Speaker 1: is in this context, in.
Speaker 5: In the context of everything. Yes, yeah, it's not.
Speaker 1: It's it's like, say the whole it's like the okay thing,
Speaker 1: you know, in context, we know what why somebody's doing it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like they adopted it, and it's you know, it's.
Speaker 5: Unfortunate because it is such a good way to describe them.
Speaker 4: One of those things are like, great, you look at
Speaker 4: somebody and you just like, dude, I don't know you
Speaker 4: see you go to somebody's Twitter account and you'd like
Speaker 4: the second they disagree with you about something, even just menial,
Speaker 4: and then you go and you're like, it's gonna be
Speaker 4: lips of TikTok, isn't it. Yeah, it's gonna be fucking
Speaker 4: you know, Jack, It's gonna be and it's and it's
Speaker 4: so predictable that it's like, oh, this is what this
Speaker 4: is low i Q No, this is LoQ, this is
Speaker 4: five i.
Speaker 3: Q s say chimp. But if that has a connotation,
Speaker 3: you would have been a smart to sit up there.
Speaker 4: So unfortunately, so that there's a highlight reel going around
Speaker 4: of like all the stuff that was said there and
Speaker 4: it is it is really crazy. I think actually the
Speaker 4: focus on kill Tony or Tony Hinchcliffe is like doing
Speaker 4: a disservice to how crazy like the rest of that
Speaker 4: act God is because like, look, I'm Puerto Rican. I
Speaker 4: heard that joke, Like, yeah, it's it's not a good joke,
Speaker 4: it's it's kind of lame.
Speaker 5: It's a little bit lazy.
Speaker 3: The delivery suck, I think.
Speaker 4: And also and also like I think on a person,
Speaker 4: like it's not so insulting that a roast comedian did
Speaker 4: a joke, but it is like kind of pussy for
Speaker 4: a roast comedian to go on stage at a Republican
Speaker 4: convention and not roast Republicans, you know what I mean,
Speaker 4: Like as a roast comedian, it's just kind of weird,
Speaker 4: Like that's weird to me because like that's the whole
Speaker 4: conceit of a roast comedian doing a doing a set,
Speaker 4: is that like, oh, you're going to doing that there?
Speaker 4: Like I I nobody was though he did a set,
Speaker 4: which is why I can't take it. Seriously. I'm not offended,
Speaker 4: but it's just like, that's so lame that you didn't
Speaker 4: Are you kidding me? You have it's lame, right exactly. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's what makes me not respect him. It's not the
Speaker 4: joke for me. The joke, it was just a really
Speaker 4: bad joke. It's it's not very good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like like it wasn't like, oh this
Speaker 3: is like infensive. It was a bad joke. It was
Speaker 3: not set up well people executed. I was like, no,
Speaker 3: this is if it was because if it's funny, it's funny.
Speaker 3: I think that's the thing, right, Like the idea is
Speaker 3: it was to make a joke. They all right, so
Speaker 3: it's unfuked up. But like at the crowd laughing, you know,
Speaker 3: like Dave Chappelle making his jokes about the fact that
Speaker 3: fucking Michael Jackson being excited afterwards, that's a fund up situation.
Speaker 3: But that joke is fucking hilarious. Yeah, this motherfuck going
Speaker 3: up there health there's an island and trans flowning around.
Speaker 1: Well, first of all, there's yeah, it's look Tony not
Speaker 1: for everybody. He's not for everybody. Like me, personally, I
Speaker 1: don't like him.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 1: I just don't like his smugness bothers me. But that's
Speaker 1: my that's a me problem, I think. The Yeah, so
Speaker 1: like go ahead, and somebody discussed this one time about
Speaker 1: like the formula of comedy. They were saying it was like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's comedy plus time, like a joke, it's comedy plus time.
Speaker 1: But one thing I feel like a lot of people
Speaker 1: always miss is like the setting. So it's like comedy
Speaker 1: time and setting. And what I mean by setting is
Speaker 1: there are certain things that you don't say in certain settings.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and I think this was one of those
Speaker 1: things where it's clear that as a roast comedian, he
Speaker 1: was putting on kid gloves towards the Republicans, didn't want
Speaker 1: to offend them and wanted to just kind of gear
Speaker 1: appease them by saying racist shit. And it's like, in
Speaker 1: that setting, contextually, we understand what he's doing and that's
Speaker 1: what made it offensive, not that he.
Speaker 3: Said that shit.
Speaker 1: If he's at a fucking comedy club, he would have
Speaker 1: been like Yon, like Yon, But he's at this fucking
Speaker 1: Nazi rally essentially, and he's like, here, guys, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: feed you like racist stuff because you love this stuff
Speaker 1: and so, and then he wasn't just shitting on them,
Speaker 1: like right he bombed, because a lot of of them
Speaker 1: were like understood what this was gonna like the implication.
Speaker 1: They're like, uh, not the time right now, dude, We're
Speaker 1: so close to the election that it's kind of like
Speaker 1: everybody else was like everybody was doing like hitlerresque shit.
Speaker 1: They're popping off and getting these fucking crowd pops. And
Speaker 1: then him and he's like, Oh, I'm just gonna be
Speaker 1: like this casual, funny racist guy. And I'm like, dude,
Speaker 1: just just be like Rudy Giuliani and say they're all evil,
Speaker 1: they're all mutants or something, and then they'll get pops
Speaker 1: like just just do that, yeah, don't don't be like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna disparage.
Speaker 3: And then all of a sudden, it was Ammo.
Speaker 1: Right, it was Ammo for fucking oh, there's two hundred
Speaker 1: thousand fucking Puerto Ricans in like Pennsylvania or some ship.
Speaker 4: And then all of a sudden, Anthony I've never heard
Speaker 4: make Mark Anthony say anything.
Speaker 3: Anything. I've heard speak.
Speaker 4: I've only this man sings and that's it. So for
Speaker 4: him to sit in front of a camera and speak
Speaker 4: was crazy.
Speaker 1: Him speak.
Speaker 3: I think that's crazy. I'm actually I mean, I can't
Speaker 3: say that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've heard him speak, but like granted it's been
Speaker 1: on like laviv as well, like he speaks English and
Speaker 1: Spanish there and like, I don't know, man, I just for.
Speaker 4: Me vote for Trump.
Speaker 3: Don't vote for Trump is like the mean, please don't
Speaker 3: vote particularly for people like oh bad Buddies all of
Speaker 3: a sudden politically involved. Bad Bundy has been very vocally
Speaker 3: political for years. Like he's very much against against the
Speaker 3: conservative like Puerto Rican movement. He's like, I hate this ship.
Speaker 3: It's insane. And if he's just a woman that's doing it,
Speaker 3: he's doing the fucking conservative movement in Puerto Rico. Makes
Speaker 3: me very sad. It's like, oh man, dude, it is.
Speaker 3: But I don't know.
Speaker 4: This whole thing just really like I watched it all
Speaker 4: this thing. I was like, this is amazing, this is perfect,
Speaker 4: Like this is you couldn't auch a bad mood.
Speaker 3: Or he didn't you know, many Puerto Ricans, you know
Speaker 3: how many Puerto rican that are spawned ground. There's more
Speaker 3: of them there than Puerto Rico by an insane amount. Tony.
Speaker 1: Tony made a huge error, and it was one of
Speaker 1: those things where technically, in any other setting, no one
Speaker 1: would have cared at all.
Speaker 3: That's why this is. That's why this is funny.
Speaker 4: Good part of it. Part of it for me before,
Speaker 4: like I think before he came out with that that
Speaker 4: tweet that was like everybody's so sensitive, which by the way,
Speaker 4: is sensitive in and of itself. Before that happened, I
Speaker 4: was like, is this like yeah, it almost felt like
Speaker 4: it almost felt like calculated, like I'm gonna ruin this,
Speaker 4: like because it was so bad, Like you're gonna make
Speaker 4: a joke about Puerto Rican like dispariting Puerto Ricans in
Speaker 4: New York City. That's crazy, especially if it's like I
Speaker 4: saw people being like he's actually talking about the trash
Speaker 4: problem in Porter Did you see that? That excuse because
Speaker 4: there's like a I guess, like a trash issue in
Speaker 4: Porto Rico is like he didn't know that. I didn't
Speaker 4: know that. People don't know these things. It's it's why
Speaker 4: do we have to make things smarter than they they
Speaker 4: need to be first of.
Speaker 3: All, the joke. Those are apologizers. That's why it's fine.
Speaker 3: Like they're doing all these things. They just they don't
Speaker 3: pull out, like they come in here to our country.
Speaker 3: I'm like, Tony, that wasn't even a joke. It was
Speaker 3: just stating two things.
Speaker 1: That's what they're coming in here and they like they
Speaker 1: and they don't pull out. I'm like, well, that's that's
Speaker 1: not a it's not it's not punch like.
Speaker 3: That bothers me.
Speaker 1: It's not even fun like it's the formula. Isn't even
Speaker 1: of a joke.
Speaker 3: You gotta you gotta at least be funny, like there
Speaker 3: is there. Look, I am the first person on this
Speaker 3: planet that will laugh at racist comedy if it's hilarious,
Speaker 3: even if it's mildly funny, I'll get in the setting.
Speaker 1: I'm a chimp.
Speaker 3: But like, but look, look I don't.
Speaker 4: Isn't the setting like this?
Speaker 3: The settings setting matters. You're gonna be like, let's just
Speaker 3: say this.
Speaker 1: Let's say there is a a group and a group
Speaker 1: of rape survivors and fucking Tony, hintslip come up like
Speaker 1: at a certain point, like even if the jokes were funny,
Speaker 1: you're like, bro, what the fuck are you doing?
Speaker 3: It's just one of those things. I agree, I agree,
Speaker 3: it could still be funny outside of them, you know,
Speaker 3: like it's still up what they experienced, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: But like, let's just say it could theoretically be made
Speaker 4: funnier that it's even happening exactly.
Speaker 2: But I.
Speaker 4: Say that the issue really is that it's not the joke,
Speaker 4: it's the lack of variety of them. It's the fact that,
Speaker 4: like there was no attempt from a roast comedian to
Speaker 4: roast the people at the event, and that's what a
Speaker 4: roast comedian is, you know, to do the Puerto Rican
Speaker 4: I don't give a ship, but like to then couple
Speaker 4: that with like and that's my time and then just
Speaker 4: like love U RFK or whatever the fuck, you know,
Speaker 4: like if it would have been funny, did you see
Speaker 4: who did a better job at roasting No.
Speaker 1: Fucking Triumph, the insult comic he was at the What
Speaker 1: do you mean so when they were lining up for MSG,
Speaker 1: Triumph showed up.
Speaker 4: Oh my god. Yeah, So I'm like, oh, how fucking
Speaker 4: embarrassing is it.
Speaker 3: That this old ass bit that like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, decades old bit triumph have I haven't seen in
Speaker 1: fucking forever, you know, what with the with the with
Speaker 1: the with the cigar Triumph, the insult comic dog.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So like he showed up, he did his thing.
Speaker 3: He was that who's that the real Yeah.
Speaker 1: So he, like he shows up in a lot of things. Anytime,
Speaker 1: he would always and if there was any type of
Speaker 1: lining up, like oh, Star Wars is gonna come out
Speaker 1: this day, then he would he would come and fucking
Speaker 1: roast all the Star Wars people. I remember him showing
Speaker 1: up with like Spock at of like they're lining up
Speaker 1: for one of the Star Wars things. The spot was
Speaker 1: just walking around flipping everybody off, and I thought it
Speaker 1: was pretty funny. But yeah, as Chris, to Chris's point,
Speaker 1: they he roasted the fucking Republicans there, because that's what
Speaker 1: you do. And you know, a lot of those idiots
Speaker 1: can laugh at themselves. I know. The politicians always try
Speaker 1: to act like they're offended by everything. Like I saw
Speaker 1: my wall saying, oh, man, say what you want about Trump,
Speaker 1: but he wouldn't fucking shit on in half of the country,
Speaker 1: And I'm like that, that's insane. It's the most laziest
Speaker 1: visiless history where Trump has just gone on this campaign
Speaker 1: of calling Democrats the enemy within, like he's.
Speaker 3: The enemy thing.
Speaker 1: They're worse than China or Russia.
Speaker 5: And I'm like, I saw Jake ta lazy, I saw
Speaker 5: Jake Tabron.
Speaker 4: Canend do a whole thing where it's where he uh
Speaker 4: he was Trump's offended that uh Kamala called him a
Speaker 4: fascist or whatever. Let's roll the clip of this happening,
Speaker 4: and it's just like all clips of Trump calling Kamala
Speaker 4: and Democrats fagins, and he keeps it and he goes
Speaker 4: like no, no, no, no, we need the clip of Kamala
Speaker 4: doing it, and then it keeps. It's like a bit.
Speaker 4: I was like, what the fuck is like a daily show?
Speaker 4: Somebody actually like had some good and like I have
Speaker 4: no I have no love for CNN really or like
Speaker 4: any of those outlets because I think they're they're really
Speaker 4: shitty actually, But like sometimes I see it, I'm just like, well,
Speaker 4: that's just undeniably, Like I mean, come on, sometimes, like
Speaker 4: the video evidence is video evidence, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: That's a certain point.
Speaker 1: That's what's making me so crazy. The god damn it,
Speaker 1: you keep touching toes. Yeah, man, it almost came a
Speaker 1: little bit calm down. But uh, that's it. That's the
Speaker 1: thing that's actually upsetting me the most is the video
Speaker 1: evidence that It's like, I'm like, what, how I almost
Speaker 1: wish I had it. It's like a superpower where you
Speaker 1: can just see this thing and it means nothing to you. Yeah, Like,
Speaker 1: like I don't have that ability, and I imagine life
Speaker 1: would be so much smoother. I wouldn't be twitching all
Speaker 1: the time. Yeah. Yeah, sometimes you're like, man, just imagine
Speaker 1: someone took a pipe to the back of your head.
Speaker 1: You woke up and just everything where you're just like, uh,
Speaker 1: just blissful. Yeah. I get to play I get to
Speaker 1: play fucking Dragon Age the Veilguard, and I have a
Speaker 1: fucking old time. I get to play that, and I
Speaker 1: love it. I'm having the best time ever.
Speaker 5: Are you playing right now?
Speaker 1: No, I'm not. No, I'm so it's not out yet first,
Speaker 1: so I haven't been able to play it. Interesting enough,
Speaker 1: I think if I would have applied for a for
Speaker 1: a fucking because I saw people getting some codes that
Speaker 1: clearly didn't deserve to have some codes, and then vice
Speaker 1: versus some other people that clearly deserve the codes, didn't
Speaker 1: get them. Yeah, a little a little weird.
Speaker 3: What do you mean what a bunch of people that
Speaker 3: are content creators that were honest about the Dragon Dragon
Speaker 3: h VL guards like reviews like, oh it's a fine game,
Speaker 3: but it needs a lot of work. A lot of
Speaker 3: designs are not that good. People that did stuff like
Speaker 3: that were no longer eligible for their codes. They didn't
Speaker 3: receive them.
Speaker 5: And how's that possible?
Speaker 1: Way?
Speaker 4: How would wait? So calling backup?
Speaker 1: So they went. So EA invited a handful of people
Speaker 1: out to play about seven hours of the game, right,
Speaker 1: and they sticks together like the best parts of the game,
Speaker 1: and people played about seven hours in the most people
Speaker 1: are like, this was really good.
Speaker 3: I really liked where this was. But there were some problems.
Speaker 1: And for the people that just pointed out, respectively politely
Speaker 1: that there's some problems, uh EA ghosted them, didn't give
Speaker 1: them codes, and so they selectively were like So a
Speaker 1: few of the creators came out and they were like, Hey,
Speaker 1: just wanted to let you guys know that we won't
Speaker 1: be reviewing it on review day or have a review
Speaker 1: because they didn't drop the code for us. We just
Speaker 1: want to let you guys know, and and I thought
Speaker 1: it was. First of all, I was like, I'm not
Speaker 1: surprised because he has done some weird ship before and
Speaker 1: a lot of companies do some so but we also
Speaker 1: would happen with cyberpunk. There was a lot of weird shit.
Speaker 3: They're literally they literally curated people that are probably going
Speaker 3: to give.
Speaker 4: There are some people they curated the literal game that
Speaker 4: they showed them like it's it wasn't even accurate to
Speaker 4: the fun. It wasn't accurate at all, which is wild.
Speaker 1: Which is like the things they're doing things, And I'm like, man,
Speaker 1: And when I saw some of the people that got
Speaker 1: the review codes, I was like fuck, because I didn't
Speaker 1: want to believe it was as egregious as they were saying.
Speaker 1: But there were some people that had no business having
Speaker 1: the code. And then like there was somebody, for example,
Speaker 1: who was like, Dragon Age Inquisition is my absolute favorite game.
Speaker 1: It changed my life verbatim, and so of course they
Speaker 1: gave her the code and she absolutely loved the game
Speaker 1: and said that bywear is back, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's interesting that your perspective makes a I wonder why
Speaker 1: you got a code, you know, And then but then
Speaker 1: it's her favorite that's the thing where I'm like, look
Speaker 1: I I I. So I went in objectively. I wanted
Speaker 1: to watch his media reviews as possible. What's the floodgate
Speaker 1: was skill Up? I I didn't want to watch any
Speaker 1: I wanted to stay like we would last we talked about.
Speaker 1: I was like just going blind from this point. Skill Up.
Speaker 1: The review slapped me in the face that I do
Speaker 1: not recommend. I was like, in my heart sank and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh ship. So then I watched it.
Speaker 3: Skill Up toward that game apart in a.
Speaker 1: Way that like I can't did not. I don't have
Speaker 1: disagreements with what he said.
Speaker 4: I was like, fuck, great, yeah he's he's a good dude.
Speaker 5: Like his reviews are.
Speaker 4: I feel like, are like the most cogins that I
Speaker 4: see on the on the platform, Like they're just like
Speaker 4: really like solid.
Speaker 1: Do not buys. I like, uh, I'm sorry before you Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're always they're very like yeah.
Speaker 3: All a bunch of our friends know them, which is
Speaker 3: fucking wild, but.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they they seem like really just like average like fellas.
Speaker 4: But I like that take but skill Up like really
Speaker 4: dissax and he's really good and so like I saw
Speaker 4: that I saw that thumb and I was like mmmm.
Speaker 5: And then I had a friend, Maddie.
Speaker 4: Maddie who he he loves BioWare stuff, and so I
Speaker 4: was like, I saw I saw him. Uh he's on
Speaker 4: the Xbox podcast that Sacred's a sister show too, and
Speaker 4: yeah yeah, So he he hated it, and it was
Speaker 4: so sad because I was like, I know he was
Speaker 4: looking forward to it. I know he went to the
Speaker 4: preview that everybody I went to and was kind of
Speaker 4: came back glowing. And then like the first thing that
Speaker 4: he said was like, yeah, so they just lied. I guess,
Speaker 4: like they just showed us the highlight reel of the
Speaker 4: of the entire game and said it was Act one
Speaker 4: and that's just not how the game is, which is crazy.
Speaker 4: He got into a whole thing too, because apparently like
Speaker 4: his editor took a clip and leaked it. Oh ship, yeah,
Speaker 4: so he's probably like I don't know, like, yeah, this sucks. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so like his his editor broke his NDA, which is
Speaker 4: so fucked up. Like, first of all, like I saw
Speaker 4: a lot of people going to Mattie.
Speaker 1: Maddie.
Speaker 4: Maddie's like one of the more professional people I've ever seen,
Speaker 4: like in this space especially for his size. No way
Speaker 4: he did that on purpose, Like he didn't share that
Speaker 4: clip around, uh to leak it and break India on purpose.
Speaker 5: He's a smart guy.
Speaker 4: Like he's not. He's not trying to jeopardize his ship.
Speaker 4: He takes it very seriously. Yeah, I just wanted to
Speaker 4: come to my come to my friend's defense. There crazy
Speaker 4: about it.
Speaker 1: Even if you're not his friend, if you just watch him,
Speaker 1: when has he fucking done something like that before?
Speaker 4: No, it's insane. That's like, it's not like a culture
Speaker 4: warrior freaker. It's like I'm gonna stick it to the
Speaker 4: fucking like he's a he's a professional.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it it definitely. I even he had a
Speaker 1: really good take Maddie. I'm pretty sure it was, Maddie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was. He had a really good take about
Speaker 3: the the Canar.
Speaker 1: First of all, I want to say, because I was
Speaker 1: coping a lot, I gotta I gotta acknowledge this. I
Speaker 1: kept saying, I've only seen them create a character Carrenari.
Speaker 1: I didn't see the h the main character on your team.
Speaker 1: I think I will avoiding it. I think I was complete.
Speaker 1: I didn't I come. I I have accepted that the
Speaker 1: Kunari all look fucking stupid as ship. I've got completely accepted.
Speaker 3: Did you see the the dragon Age show on Netflix?
Speaker 5: There's a dragon Age show on Netflix.
Speaker 3: An animated show on Netflix.
Speaker 5: I think I did know about this.
Speaker 4: I thought there was one on.
Speaker 1: It. I didn't I must not have seen it.
Speaker 3: So the Canari in that show, the one that they have,
Speaker 3: they make it like fuckable, like oh, I'd have sex
Speaker 3: with that thing that's rather the human looking, and I
Speaker 3: think that's where it got the idea of design kind of.
Speaker 3: But the new ones, I guarantee that I haven't seen it,
Speaker 3: but I bet it looks better than what they came
Speaker 3: up with.
Speaker 1: That's what they So I want to be I want
Speaker 1: to be fair.
Speaker 3: To characters they look like the fucking I want to
Speaker 3: be fair.
Speaker 1: I want to be fair the original because a lot
Speaker 1: of people that da origins, we all know what the
Speaker 1: Canari look like because one of them was an option,
Speaker 1: yeah right, and that dude just looked kind of like
Speaker 1: a nigga, like he just had corn rows and he
Speaker 1: was a little dark. There was nothing, there was no
Speaker 1: tee flings, there was nothing. So then they did a rework.
Speaker 1: So my point is being fair is that they I
Speaker 1: wouldn't have been upset if they reworked them and they
Speaker 1: looked good, because they did it before, and then they
Speaker 1: knocked it out of the park. In my opinion, I
Speaker 1: thought in number two, I was like, these look fucking phenomenal.
Speaker 3: I think the Canari being and such an other appearance
Speaker 3: creature is amazing for that world. They knocked it out
Speaker 3: of the bait because of the fact that they're from
Speaker 3: a part of the world that is not traveled. Like
Speaker 3: in dragon Age you're only in one place, you're in
Speaker 3: one continent. There's a whole rust of the plant that
Speaker 3: people just don't fucking know about, and a Canari are
Speaker 3: from over there. And it's like, all right, well, it
Speaker 3: makes sense that they are completely different looking creatures, you know,
Speaker 3: like we get we always get elves, you always get dwarves,
Speaker 3: you know, but having Europe essentially, Yeah, so getting another
Speaker 3: species is a cool idea. The fucking fault of it
Speaker 3: is that like everything that was air quotes monstrous about
Speaker 3: them was removed. Yeah, everything they their horns looked But.
Speaker 1: That's why I was trying to say, like they didn't
Speaker 1: they looked like like if you know.
Speaker 4: Like monsters. They before they didn't.
Speaker 1: I just if they would have even just softened them
Speaker 1: a little bit in an origin.
Speaker 3: They still like, no, not he's They're not how to explain,
Speaker 3: I'm not saying.
Speaker 1: So they try to wreck Coon and say that this
Speaker 1: dude was not like because once they changed, once they
Speaker 1: upgraded the design. Then they try to like wreck Coond
Speaker 1: and say, I can't remember his name.
Speaker 3: It's the dreads.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just can't remember his name right now. It
Speaker 1: doesn't matter you like, look, but like they basically that
Speaker 1: was what they looked like before changed them made it
Speaker 1: look amazing. They try to wreckcond and say the reason
Speaker 1: it looked like that was because maybe some type of
Speaker 1: hybrid or something like that.
Speaker 4: I don't care.
Speaker 1: Even like said, they upgraded them a little bit in inquisition,
Speaker 1: gave him more distinct features, didn't look exactly like demons
Speaker 1: at least because like the well, the ones in two
Speaker 1: looked like fucking straight people. But anyway, like the airshock
Speaker 1: was fucking amazing. So like, anyway, you already brought it up,
Speaker 1: you said, Colin said about what was it called toxic
Speaker 1: positivity or is it? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Toxic that was the thing with Concord. Yeah, so it
Speaker 4: must be that no one in the room was able
Speaker 4: to criticize the art. I guess yeah, because nobody wanted
Speaker 4: hurt anybody's feels or something. But like it's look, I
Speaker 4: don't even think the issue is that they looked less monstrous.
Speaker 1: I think they just looked dumb.
Speaker 5: That you know what I mean, Like their foreheads are
Speaker 5: so big and they look so dumb.
Speaker 3: They like Mega Mind exactly of them.
Speaker 1: They lookged on the couple of times, and if they
Speaker 1: changed it, well, I wouldn't fucking be bitching. It was
Speaker 1: the Mega Mind. You just said it.
Speaker 5: They look like Mega Mind.
Speaker 4: Like there's so many of them that looked like just
Speaker 4: big foreheaded freaks. And I think I remember in the
Speaker 4: Canarian Dragon h two, Like I never played that game,
Speaker 4: but I remember seeing like images of them, and it
Speaker 4: was like their foreheads weren't that fucking they.
Speaker 3: Had bigger were there? Their proportions were big.
Speaker 5: They made sense.
Speaker 1: The reveal of them one of the coolest things ever.
Speaker 1: Like people, a lot of people don't appreciate Dragon h
Speaker 1: two because of you know, it was a rush product. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we understand that, but like when you have that understanding,
Speaker 1: they're like, this is actually because the character because it's
Speaker 1: all about the characters. Really, Yeah, the people are people
Speaker 1: up that like, oh, it's just in Kirkwall, because Kirkwall
Speaker 1: is just you know, like the states of the city
Speaker 1: state and like, so people are upset about that. I
Speaker 1: understand that. But they had fucking fourteen to sixteen months
Speaker 1: or something like that. What are they gonna do? But
Speaker 1: the characters were good. The characters were really good. The
Speaker 1: fucking the the fucking side thing of the Canari was
Speaker 1: in the Cune was fucking amazing. Are such a fucking
Speaker 1: cool people, Like they did a great job. And then
Speaker 1: one of their biggest fucking problems that everybody had with
Speaker 1: origins is they fell in love with all these characters.
Speaker 1: Like we said, Alistair was Garris and he makes one
Speaker 1: cameo in two and then he's fucking h and then
Speaker 1: like three Inquisition, all these fucking andders was such a
Speaker 1: huge part of the ending of what happened in number
Speaker 1: two with which kicks off Inquisition, Where the fuck is Anders?
Speaker 4: What the fuck happened to this guy?
Speaker 3: He's not even mentioned.
Speaker 4: He's not even mentioned.
Speaker 3: The only person, the only person that you get a
Speaker 3: mentioned from is your gray Ward and he sends you
Speaker 3: a letter and you can easily miss that if you
Speaker 3: easily a letter in your house and you're like, oh,
Speaker 3: it's on his table. So oh, my godlike character that
Speaker 3: I built in these two games just sent me a letter.
Speaker 3: I need help. I can use help.
Speaker 1: Right now, the hero of for Realden is nowhere to
Speaker 1: be found when the end of the world is coming,
Speaker 1: The Blight is back with red lrium fucking laced everywhere,
Speaker 1: and inquisition a big thing, and your fucking hero is
Speaker 1: just too busy in doing something that is less and
Speaker 1: poor and I'm just.
Speaker 3: Trying to get an arca come over his back.
Speaker 1: That's why I like, look at MASSI effect two made
Speaker 1: sense that, like there was some huge characters like Liara
Speaker 1: and Ashley or Kaden whoever it was, that didn't join
Speaker 1: you because the story is actually not that important. The
Speaker 1: Collectors is not the end of the fucking world. Like
Speaker 1: if you, if you, if you need the stakes, it's
Speaker 1: not the Reapers descending on it's not yet, so meaning
Speaker 1: that imagine.
Speaker 5: Trying to get ahead of the stakes, but.
Speaker 1: Imagine right, But what I'm saying is imagine if like,
Speaker 1: so the finale comes right in three and now the
Speaker 1: Reapers have descended, and then all those people are just
Speaker 1: still fucking off doing ship. I'm gonna go on and
Speaker 1: do some political work over here. Oh, I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: be here and be the saddle broker, still be like,
Speaker 1: we're all gonna piss.
Speaker 3: Man, I can't make it to the events I'm taking.
Speaker 1: I have taken a month's piss, right, yeahs take long.
Speaker 1: We pissed for fucking years.
Speaker 4: Dude.
Speaker 3: It's crazy. But I watched so did.
Speaker 4: I watched.
Speaker 5: I watched skills review. I watched Maddie's.
Speaker 4: I watched I tried to watch like some of the
Speaker 4: positive ones, wats.
Speaker 5: Was kind of positive.
Speaker 3: I think, who's that guy?
Speaker 1: I can't remember his name is his name starts with
Speaker 1: an M. Fuck.
Speaker 3: There's a people, there's people that like his reviews.
Speaker 4: I've met Romney, Yeah, Robbie.
Speaker 3: There's this guy that man.
Speaker 1: I wish I remember his name because a lot of
Speaker 1: people that are listening to us right now they'll know
Speaker 1: who he is. But he does a lot of reviews.
Speaker 1: I watched his review. He usually he played with the controller,
Speaker 1: but he usually does mouse and key, so he was
Speaker 1: like talking about it and it was fascinating his he
Speaker 1: it's his game. Of the year.
Speaker 3: This guy that people were really shocked.
Speaker 1: And being very respectful in the common section is saying, like,
Speaker 1: you know, to each their own because a lot of
Speaker 1: people those people saw skill ups review and they agree
Speaker 1: with that one more. It's not even like a bias thing.
Speaker 1: It's more of like, if you watch the positive ones first,
Speaker 1: I don't think you can. I don't think you'll be deceived.
Speaker 1: I think you'll be like kind of inquisitive, because that's
Speaker 1: just I was when I was like, oh, this is
Speaker 1: very interesting from their perspective, because the things that they're
Speaker 1: saying that they like were I just don't like there.
Speaker 1: I was just like, oh, this is interesting that and
Speaker 1: it really just kind of made me feel like an individual.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, yeah, like there's people that do
Speaker 1: let's say Mundane Matt Matt Jarbo. Actually he responded to
Speaker 1: one of my things where I said that I'm having
Speaker 1: a hard time. I'm still having a hard time getting
Speaker 1: over the how the characters look. I thought I was
Speaker 1: gonna be able to put it aside at this point.
Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna be like, yeah, whatever it is,
Speaker 1: what it is. But I find myself and I'm not
Speaker 1: kidding every time they pop on screen, I'm focusing on
Speaker 1: how stupid they look, and I'm missing what is being
Speaker 1: said to me. And I was like, oh this is
Speaker 1: I'm not getting over it. Unfortunately, this is bad. I
Speaker 1: thought I was going to.
Speaker 5: So dude, art design is so important.
Speaker 4: It is, it's more than it is.
Speaker 1: For years. I've known this, but this is just really
Speaker 1: reinforcing it. It's I was like, oh wow, I but
Speaker 1: I also know this because there's games that look goofy
Speaker 1: like that that I'm not interested in playing, you know,
Speaker 1: And that's just kind of how it is. And I'm
Speaker 1: sad that it's dragon me. So Matt Jarbo was like
Speaker 1: he's like, oh, it looks fine to me. He said,
Speaker 1: it looks fine to me. And I didn't shit on
Speaker 1: him or anything, but I just try to use an
Speaker 1: analogy of like, say, I think you guys can appreciate him,
Speaker 1: Like imagine like a New York style like pizzeria. We're
Speaker 1: just like, oh, we're just only gonna serve deep dish now, yeah,
Speaker 1: And he'd be like what and then like so like
Speaker 1: somebody comes along and like I don't see the problem.
Speaker 3: I like deep dish. You're like, that's not the fucking
Speaker 3: point dude.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I'm sure it's fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So, like it was one of those things where
Speaker 1: I understand how some people are, like they think that
Speaker 1: Pixar ship looks totally fine to them, and then the
Speaker 1: combat is totally like to me.
Speaker 4: Said that like really got me when you put what
Speaker 4: is it pretty charming that ship? Because I knew all
Speaker 4: this intrinsically, but like seeing it like that super imposed, like.
Speaker 1: It looks like He said that his character that he
Speaker 1: made looked like the human version of Shrek, and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh shit, because I don't really remember what
Speaker 1: he looks like, but he does.
Speaker 4: That's and Maddy highlighted at the writing, I was gonna.
Speaker 1: Say what Maddy said about the that Canari character where
Speaker 1: he didn't want to spoil what it was, but I
Speaker 1: saw other people spoil it, so spoiler. It's not really
Speaker 1: a spoiler, but you probably if you're interested in this game,
Speaker 1: you probably know by now that uh, the Kunari on
Speaker 1: your in your team uh is non it becomes non
Speaker 1: binary and then goes by day them pronouns, and Maddy
Speaker 1: didn't was just like the way that they executed it
Speaker 1: was shitty. And then he used a an example from
Speaker 1: Outer Worlds of like the asexual character how well that
Speaker 1: that was made? And I was like, yeah, because when
Speaker 1: I saw because he didn't spoil it, but I saw
Speaker 1: other reviews spoil that part and the way that they
Speaker 1: kind of shoved it.
Speaker 4: In ye like terrible. I saw the dialogue for it.
Speaker 4: I saw like screenshots of the dialog, and I'm like,
Speaker 4: what you guys, it sounds like it's in like San
Speaker 4: Francisco right now. This doesn't sound like Dragon Age all.
Speaker 4: I was like, why did you do this?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 3: What did they think was gonna happen?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, like because it's like of course the culture
Speaker 1: war people that fed them bait, and then regular people
Speaker 1: are rolling their eyes because they understand the implication, like
Speaker 1: oh great, cool, Like now these people are gonna be
Speaker 1: squawking like parents, like look crazy, thanks, thanks, thanks well.
Speaker 4: It is literally one of those examples where I'm just like,
Speaker 4: this is actually un ironically, like that aspect of it
Speaker 4: is actually woke trash like actually like like holistically because
Speaker 4: it is just careless with like how it's how an
Speaker 4: idea is being conveyed, no care to like how it's
Speaker 4: how it should be expressed in the world that it's
Speaker 4: being taken into and uh, I think one of the
Speaker 4: issues too, it's like, what do you call the toxic
Speaker 4: positivity stud that we were talking about, because I think
Speaker 4: Maddie specifically said this, I don't. I don't know if
Speaker 4: maybe skill up set it too, I'm not so sure.
Speaker 4: But he was talking about like how he picked a
Speaker 4: dialogue option where he wanted to be mean to someone
Speaker 4: and it just wasn't It was just like every interround
Speaker 4: it was literally both of them. I didn't watch all
Speaker 4: of scale ups because his was longer. I watched all
Speaker 4: of Maddie's. Was so curious it was they picked this.
Speaker 1: I thought it was funny that they picked the same
Speaker 1: scene because it was so agreedous that like you wanted
Speaker 1: to be like, who's this fool or whatever?
Speaker 3: And then they you picked that, and he just goes
Speaker 3: who's this?
Speaker 4: And you're like, yeah, who's this, like inquisitively like it's yeah.
Speaker 4: And so that leads to like a disconnect and obviously.
Speaker 3: What makes us what makes us all so much worse? Right,
Speaker 3: just all so much worse. It makes it even worse
Speaker 3: than all of all of the ship that we're he's
Speaker 3: talking about, right, is a year Ago, a game that
Speaker 3: me and Derek have raved the rand about so many times,
Speaker 3: came out with literally in entirely the same spirit of
Speaker 3: the games they made before. Balder's Gay three is the
Speaker 3: It is the perfect evolution narratively of what Dragon Age
Speaker 3: one was. Yeah, it is that like it like it
Speaker 3: would not. It's it's like, oh, let's just take this
Speaker 3: idea and push it to the extreme. And they do that,
Speaker 3: and then the people that own the game came back
Speaker 3: and just shot the bed. That's what makes it so painful.
Speaker 3: Me is I wanted this game to be good so bad.
Speaker 3: I went home and I watched a five hour video
Speaker 3: about all of the lore again so I can remember
Speaker 3: all of it. That game's lore is insane, The Dreadwolf
Speaker 3: as a character is insane. That motherfucker's wild. But all
Speaker 3: of that falls to the wayside because everyone looks so stupid.
Speaker 3: Everything is set the point of Dragon Age of in
Speaker 3: two writersever moments and like that of two and one,
Speaker 3: right where they're talking about the brevity of the problems
Speaker 3: and when they're you can even though it looks silly,
Speaker 3: they're froed brows and like it doesn't exactly obviously it
Speaker 3: doesn't match up the exactly the words they're saying. They
Speaker 3: move their lips, but you can feel intensity and what
Speaker 3: they're saying, like, yo, the world is about the end.
Speaker 3: Farrelden's in trouble. But in this game, it's like things
Speaker 3: are going wrong. We gotta figure it out. It's you
Speaker 3: got it, and it's like, what is what?
Speaker 1: Some of the scenes are so mismattered. I saw a
Speaker 1: couple of ones that it was fine, Like I saw
Speaker 1: your rook at one point. It was in the background,
Speaker 1: so I didn't know the context, but I saw like
Speaker 1: him making a very angry face, and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: that look fine. But I saw some of the scenes
Speaker 1: that they pointed out. They're like, what the fuck's happening?
Speaker 1: And one thing that stood out to me an inquisition
Speaker 1: a lot was and I mean, this is a good scene.
Speaker 1: It's Cassandra and Varrick. They get into a spat. She
Speaker 1: like I think she flips over the table or she
Speaker 1: pass something they're about to throw down because uh, Causandra's
Speaker 1: been pissed off at the entire time. Yeah, well technically
Speaker 1: he's kind of selfish, but then also not like people anyway.
Speaker 1: I don't want to get into it. I don't want
Speaker 1: to get into it. Their dynamic is fucking phenomenal, and
Speaker 1: that scene, the anger on her face is so wet,
Speaker 1: like it's perfect. Her voice, it's so well synced that
Speaker 1: I'm like, there are moments in that game that I'm like, damn,
Speaker 1: like they just needed like a like another year to
Speaker 1: really just have this thing come together and be a
Speaker 1: much better game. Maybe take out some of the live
Speaker 1: service shit more that they you know, they'd haven't. They
Speaker 1: were scrambling, but I'm hoping.
Speaker 3: I just I can't.
Speaker 1: It's one of those things where I'm still trying to
Speaker 1: have a little caveat of hope where I'm like, I
Speaker 1: hope that there's some stuff like that. But when I
Speaker 1: do look at these gumby fucking Pixar, like I I'm
Speaker 1: trying to get over it, I don't know if I can.
Speaker 1: I really don't know that's fair.
Speaker 3: I want this game to be good so bad it's crazy.
Speaker 3: I want to Rpjack and play that I can really
Speaker 3: sink my teeth into and really enjoy, and I know
Speaker 3: that's not gonna be. What do you yeah?
Speaker 1: What do you think? So? I was actually I was
Speaker 1: wrestling because I didn't pre order it. I actually started
Speaker 1: to have second thoughts about even buying it. Uh, but
Speaker 1: I was thinking, Okay, aesthetically, maybe I can just wait
Speaker 1: for some uh some mods. Aesthetically maybeack away. I know this,
Speaker 1: it's a I was gonna get it on consoles. It's
Speaker 1: it's probably ten gigs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but the thing for me is that that's not
Speaker 3: why I played Dragon Age, So I I that's the
Speaker 3: thing for me.
Speaker 1: You're you're right, it's I don't either because like say,
Speaker 1: you know, if you go back, I go back to
Speaker 1: origins and it looks like ship technically, but it's still
Speaker 1: like the world doesn't look like shit. I'm just saying
Speaker 1: like it's an older game that I can still get
Speaker 1: into it, just like I played Coodor and it was fine.
Speaker 4: But like, like I it's just one of those things.
Speaker 1: Magic Trip.
Speaker 3: It's like it looks I like the Jedi speed when
Speaker 3: I think about it. You know, yeah, I like that.
Speaker 3: I like that that light its a scale with debts.
Speaker 1: It's fine.
Speaker 3: I'll just be a strength based even though it was
Speaker 3: the wrong He's lightsaber, so I would be strengths based,
Speaker 3: you know, like yeah, yeah, just all these problems are here.
Speaker 3: I can just kind of get around them.
Speaker 4: It's like that, I mean, why not, But it's I
Speaker 4: don't know, man, I just think that.
Speaker 1: So what is your so what is your biggest gripe
Speaker 1: with with what you've seen the dialogue? Yeah, that one character,
Speaker 1: the Asian elf. Sorry my eye, my eye twitched naturally
Speaker 1: because everything, unfortunately, everything that I've seen with her has
Speaker 1: like irritated me. It's been unfortunately just the way that
Speaker 1: every time I'm sure she's gonna have some serious dialogue
Speaker 1: at points and like be but she's clear. Even with
Speaker 1: the revealed trailer, the way that she burst it out
Speaker 1: of that fucking the mirror thing with all the and
Speaker 1: then it was like the the the I think it
Speaker 1: was like the fucking impact. No, it was it was
Speaker 1: like almost like comic sands essentially. It was just like
Speaker 1: when it showed her name and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: she's the stupid comic relief. I was like, but you
Speaker 1: don't need that, like they already have Manford, you know,
Speaker 1: the the the bones where I'm like, that's the comic
Speaker 1: relief if you're gonna put it. First of all, Dragon
Speaker 1: Age has never had that before. Comic relief, like the
Speaker 1: most of the comic relief was Alistair, Yeah, because he
Speaker 1: was just a little snarky. But they didn't have like
Speaker 1: a character that was dedicated to being like this, Oh
Speaker 1: I'm goofy, like the way that they even made Manfred
Speaker 1: look with this jewel eyes and stuff where he looks like,
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is for children. I understand where they're
Speaker 1: going with this in the direction, and I also understand
Speaker 1: why they scaled back Solace, why they don't call it
Speaker 1: dread Wolf anymore, because they were scared to do a
Speaker 1: direct sequel, even though it would like, think about it
Speaker 1: in a business perspective, you make a direct sequel that
Speaker 1: knocks it out of the park, like Balder's Gate three,
Speaker 1: and then it gets people interested in the other ones, right,
Speaker 1: what the so what happened with this?
Speaker 3: They were scared?
Speaker 1: Well, first of all, they had to fight to not
Speaker 1: make a life service, right it did.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4: It used to be like that's probably a lot of this,
Speaker 4: yeah right, yeah, you'd imagine that that's probably has to
Speaker 4: do with a lot of That's probably the main decision.
Speaker 4: That's probably the decision way back in the games development
Speaker 4: that probably made it look that way in the first
Speaker 4: place right, and so that's already kind of like can disconnect.
Speaker 4: The scale is obviously probably not going to be as
Speaker 4: big because there's more to worry about. Yeah, yeah, they've
Speaker 4: they I don't know, man, Yeah.
Speaker 1: The only redeeming shame is that some of the environments
Speaker 1: look incredible. Yea, some of the environments, like the.
Speaker 3: R direction does a good job for that. When you're
Speaker 3: in the first city, the everything's flowing, I forgot what
Speaker 3: it's called.
Speaker 1: Oh like that to vnter fucking cyberpunk thing, I don't know,
Speaker 1: area looks insane, it looks cool. And then like that's
Speaker 1: a cool that's a cool set, Like I'd love to
Speaker 1: play D and D in that area, Like how futuristic
Speaker 1: fucking ventter is the base versus everything else like or
Speaker 1: Lay sucks Orla is rich. But there's nothing there but
Speaker 1: black people because that's what they that's when they inquisitions.
Speaker 1: This niggas just showed up out of nowhere.
Speaker 3: It's like, what the hell there was one, there was
Speaker 3: one adjacent and tifling nigga and then they were like,
Speaker 3: let's just make black people like, which is which is
Speaker 3: also fun.
Speaker 1: Like I don't know, I don't care.
Speaker 3: Literally, arguments are everything is every thing is so I
Speaker 3: don't know, man, everything is so just there's really there's
Speaker 3: a hard there's a hard line between like the woke argument,
Speaker 3: right because I think a lot of times we've seen
Speaker 3: in truth there have been a lot of interjected wokeness
Speaker 3: that is not handled correctly and it leads to like, honestly,
Speaker 3: some of those fucking idiots like not understand, but I
Speaker 3: can see why their brands can go to like, oh,
Speaker 3: you're added wonness to the game and it's sucking it up,
Speaker 3: and it's like, I look, I understand where you're coming
Speaker 3: from about that. I understand that something sometimes something you know,
Speaker 3: like which doesn't have to have black people in it.
Speaker 3: You know, it doesn't have to. If they are whatever,
Speaker 3: that's fine, but they don't. They're not mandatory to be
Speaker 3: inside of that series, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the thing about especially because unfortunately the art catering
Speaker 1: to such a small margin of people who who demand
Speaker 1: stuff like that, where most people that are into these games,
Speaker 1: like most people that are in the Dragon Age, and
Speaker 1: when they say Origins is their favorite, you're barring like
Speaker 1: that one reviewer that said that Inquisition changed her life
Speaker 1: or something. But like everybody always compared to our friends.
Speaker 3: One of our friends likes Enguish and better and I'm like,
Speaker 3: I think she's a fucking she's I thought less of
Speaker 3: her when she said that in media, it's all your lessons.
Speaker 4: It kind of it really just shows, you know, it
Speaker 4: really shows you though.
Speaker 3: You're less of a person, that you're you're less human
Speaker 3: to me because you said that to me.
Speaker 1: To me, it kind of just shows, like what are
Speaker 1: people most interested in when it comes to gaming, Because
Speaker 1: I think there's some things in inquisition that they do
Speaker 1: better technically, but if you're talking about if you're talking.
Speaker 3: About there are definitely better aspects of relation. But let's
Speaker 3: just talk about a role playing game. But yeah, that's
Speaker 3: what I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm like that be objectives, be objective about a role
Speaker 1: playing game, which one is the better role playing game?
Speaker 1: Then it's like if we're going to be objective, it's
Speaker 1: like it's not even close.
Speaker 3: Like I love BG three, right, I can play that
Speaker 3: game for hours, you know, I think the combat does
Speaker 3: does get benefit of the narrative does benefit of combat.
Speaker 3: But if I want to play a game that's like
Speaker 3: an RP action, I'll play like Final Fantasy or something
Speaker 3: like that is action sense. You know, there's more of
Speaker 3: an action as to it. If I'm playing a game
Speaker 3: for narrative, that's what I'm different RBG. If I want
Speaker 3: to play in RBG, I'm playing it, you know, for
Speaker 3: it all right, That's why it's pretty play. It just
Speaker 3: shows you.
Speaker 1: It just shows you, Like some people have different preferences
Speaker 1: that I feel like there's better things that they could play,
Speaker 1: and I it's it's a shame that some of these
Speaker 1: companies are catering towards, uh, those types that that maybe
Speaker 1: want more action and they don't care as much about
Speaker 1: the dialogue. And I was watching a review of a
Speaker 1: guy that the guy that said I wish I remembered
Speaker 1: his name, but a lot of people kept mentioning him
Speaker 1: in skill up review because like, wow, your guys is
Speaker 1: like saying the comments. No, no, not that guy because he
Speaker 1: didn't get a code, but it was his name starts
Speaker 1: with an M. That's all I remember. I can't fucking
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. But he said that he doesn't play
Speaker 1: these games for like the romances or anything, and I
Speaker 1: thought that was very telling, where I'm like, oh, so
Speaker 1: he thought this is a game of the year game
Speaker 1: this is like something that he He was like, this
Speaker 1: game is might gonna be my game of the year,
Speaker 1: and I thought, oh, it's fascinating. I can see why
Speaker 1: this is his game of the year if he doesn't
Speaker 1: care about that stuff like and he said that, you know,
Speaker 1: he said that every character mostly had really good dialogue
Speaker 1: and a really good fleshed out story. And I don't
Speaker 1: believe him, unfortunately, because for what I look for in
Speaker 1: a game, I don't think we're looking for the same thing.
Speaker 1: Because I thought it was actually kind of wild. I
Speaker 1: remember I was fucking showering with my earbuds and listening
Speaker 1: to his review and he was like, oh, yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't care about the romances or anything like that. I
Speaker 1: don't play for that game. And he said, He's like,
Speaker 1: if you if you guys do, that's totally fine. But
Speaker 1: I'm like, that is I'm gonna be honest. That is
Speaker 1: the main reason why there's such a large demographic of
Speaker 1: women that play these games, because you have options like this.
Speaker 1: That's why SIMS is so popular with women. It's like
Speaker 1: and they like that, and I love it.
Speaker 3: I love it. I love romance options, I love the
Speaker 3: connections I like I like connections.
Speaker 4: I don't care about the.
Speaker 1: Matter of time we talked about fucking car No no, no, basically,
Speaker 1: no no, no, no no. Let me, let me, let me explain,
Speaker 1: Let me explain.
Speaker 3: I think the idea of the relationships in game is
Speaker 3: never a detriment to them. That is something I would say,
Speaker 3: like I love Carl, Like I think it's fucking funny
Speaker 3: that I made my character small on purpose, so she's
Speaker 3: just bigger than me. I think that is great, right
Speaker 3: for me, It doesn't I can play a game without
Speaker 3: having a relationship, and like, for me, the reason why
Speaker 3: I didn't like no, no, no, no, I'm saying on my
Speaker 3: fins because for me right now in the game, I'm
Speaker 3: trying to hoop the three the four way between Carl,
Speaker 3: like Lizelle and freaking what you call it.
Speaker 1: Everything telling me is like insane right now.
Speaker 3: But what I'm saying, what I'm saying is this right.
Speaker 3: I think for me, the biggest thing is for my perspective,
Speaker 3: is the relationship between the party members. So it doesn't
Speaker 3: have to be romantic. I don't care about exactly the
Speaker 3: romantic nature of it. It does not have to be romantic,
Speaker 3: but it has to be a commaderie creator between me
Speaker 3: and the characters that are in my party. That's why
Speaker 3: I love Garrison, which I played male Shepherd. I would
Speaker 3: fuck Gariss if I could. If you if you with
Speaker 3: male Shepherd, I don't think you can.
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't think.
Speaker 1: No, you have to mind you can. You have to
Speaker 1: mind that. But like, which is funny, I've done some
Speaker 1: mody to do some.
Speaker 3: Like gay shit and lesbians, but like that's I'm just
Speaker 3: I want my team to feel like people I'm growing
Speaker 3: as a team with. That's the most impartant thing, right which.
Speaker 1: I'm sure this gay and the Veilguard is gonna have
Speaker 1: I mean, but it's just probably not gonna be Well,
Speaker 1: it's also we've said it, you know, just kind of
Speaker 1: retreading dragon Age suffers from not fucking dragging along the
Speaker 1: old people that you have built a relationship with. And
Speaker 1: so I actually don't really feel like playing fifty hours
Speaker 1: of a game to build a relationship with these new people. Unfortunately, unfortunate,
Speaker 1: I just don't. And they said that this is like
Speaker 1: the last entry in this saga of dragon Age, so
Speaker 1: like this is like tying it up, This is like
Speaker 1: putting a bow in it.
Speaker 3: So knowing that.
Speaker 1: It's like, why do you care?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I was like, fuck, Like, so I'm gonna build rapport
Speaker 1: with these people that I'm never gonna see again, and
Speaker 1: which has actually been Dragon Age as fucking mo o.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately, there's more continents, man, there's so much more war Well,
Speaker 3: they'll probably go in in other directions, but as far
Speaker 3: as this line, and but I feel like it's gonna
Speaker 3: suffer from with mass Effect.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what's mass effect without the Reapers? Because Andromeda
Speaker 1: was God. I mean even like the villains, and then
Speaker 1: again the Veilguard. Why they scaled, why it's not why
Speaker 1: it's not dread Wolf anymore, because you know, if you're
Speaker 1: watching the reviews, oh it's two gay elding el elving gods.
Speaker 1: They're the main villains, and Solace is like, scaled the
Speaker 1: funk back. Now, Cool, I'm so excited. Soul is one
Speaker 1: of the best characters that they created.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the big bad, the motherfucker. I played the superrangees
Speaker 3: the whole time. Cool, fuck you over at the end
Speaker 3: and you're like, what that was?
Speaker 1: Coool? Scaled the funk back. I'm so I'm so happy.
Speaker 4: Ten years later, BioWare is back BioWare is back. I
Speaker 4: think we were back in the Andromeda days, the Golden age.
Speaker 1: Bywear is back with the with the sad face emoji.
Speaker 5: I am, is this worse than Anthem?
Speaker 4: Technical yes, five wise absolutely well. I mean just because
Speaker 4: like you'd imagine, like.
Speaker 3: Anthem was the worst game, but Anthem was a game
Speaker 3: they shouldn't have been making.
Speaker 4: Right exactly, this is like their wheelhouse and they fed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Anthem was just like it was yeah, like you said,
Speaker 1: nobody wanted it. I actually I played it a little
Speaker 1: bit and I was just like.
Speaker 5: It's it's fine, it's fine.
Speaker 4: It was unremarkable, it was just fine.
Speaker 3: Like giveing Michael Jordan to basketball, then he shipped himtuff
Speaker 3: in the middle of the game.
Speaker 1: You know, it's like, what's happening?
Speaker 4: I think said that he said something.
Speaker 1: About Lebron giving him a tennis a tennis racket, and
Speaker 1: he's like, but you can get him a basketball. I
Speaker 1: expect some fucking buckets like fall Ship seven dies. He
Speaker 1: lives with the shame of shitting himself on the clean.
Speaker 4: It's a fine analogy.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: The issue though, is like it would be more accurate
Speaker 4: analogy if over time Lebron replaced parts of himself, uh,
Speaker 4: and slowly became a completely different Lebron Yeah, worse parts
Speaker 4: for worse part because that's not the same BioWare, And
Speaker 4: that happens some like that's.
Speaker 5: Just the natural, you know.
Speaker 1: That's what I saw a list of, like all the
Speaker 1: people that left the project.
Speaker 4: It was pretty I mean that happened, yeah, leaving the
Speaker 4: not only just leaving the project, but just like over
Speaker 4: time people leave studios and change the change the developed
Speaker 4: then change the DNA of that studio. It's like that's
Speaker 4: going to happen, and sometimes that will happen in a
Speaker 4: good way, like that that happened with Naughty Dog, you
Speaker 4: know what I mean.
Speaker 5: Naughty Dog is like barely what they.
Speaker 4: Used to be, entirely different.
Speaker 5: It's an entirely different group of people. It's entirely different company.
Speaker 4: But like arguably, like Uncharted really skyrocket in them, Yeah
Speaker 4: craft band who was big for like people who were
Speaker 4: already in the scene, you know, and that Jack and
Speaker 4: Daxter was big obviously, but like Uncharted in Last of Us,
Speaker 4: that was like that was a completely like different team
Speaker 4: of people, you know, and so it could it could
Speaker 4: happen in the real like it could you could get
Speaker 4: like new people into a studio and like it reinvigorates
Speaker 4: and does something cool. I assume that it doesn't happen
Speaker 4: that often, and BIOA is probably not one of those
Speaker 4: has it Has it happened?
Speaker 3: Okay, other than that one interaction has happened for a benefit,
Speaker 3: I would argue.
Speaker 4: I would argue. I would actually argue that Bungie is
Speaker 4: still there outside of their c suite which has always sucked,
Speaker 4: like the managers making decisions, like they can still make
Speaker 4: good games. And I've heard things from people that shouldn't
Speaker 4: have been talking to me about uh marathon that seem
Speaker 4: pretty interested. But I yeah, so like it's possible for
Speaker 4: that to change and shift and whatever and like, oh
Speaker 4: it's actually kind of it's still maintaining something.
Speaker 5: But like Wiowa has been.
Speaker 1: From, a good testament, is gonna be uh GCA six. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll see how Yeah.
Speaker 5: The writers for Red Dead are not even attached.
Speaker 4: To that anyhore Oh what Yeah, well I don't know
Speaker 4: as far as I know that they'll feel good about that.
Speaker 3: See you can see.
Speaker 1: Basically the people that are known for knocking out of
Speaker 1: the park are not there.
Speaker 4: And did the Houser guys Dan Hauser and the like.
Speaker 4: But I don't know, like it's weird like he left
Speaker 4: a while ago, but also this game has been in
Speaker 4: development for a while, so like I don't know, I
Speaker 4: don't know if it's like the thing for me is
Speaker 4: like I don't know if they just like this is
Speaker 4: the story I'm out or if he left before and
Speaker 4: you know what I mean, Like I don't know.
Speaker 1: I guess I need to confirm that. But we'll see.
Speaker 4: I mean, well, I it'll have the least of their
Speaker 4: involvement though, so like it if you know that'll that'll
Speaker 4: be worth something.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I am going into that game very much so
Speaker 3: hoping to get a Red Dead level of storytelling that
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure it's it's not even fair to.
Speaker 4: Get a crazy game, Like I don't know if I
Speaker 4: care the.
Speaker 1: GT five Like I like Red you know, I in
Speaker 1: in Red Dead, I less want to terrorize the cities
Speaker 1: than I want to actually play through the story versus GTA.
Speaker 1: I want to just terrorize this city and like I'll
Speaker 1: get to the missions later, you know what.
Speaker 4: I Yeah, GCA is very like I just want to
Speaker 4: fuck everything up.
Speaker 3: Red Dad's like there's nothing better. In Red Dead, when
Speaker 3: you wrest with somebody to the floor and wrestle your
Speaker 3: pistol into blowing their head, I think that is such
Speaker 3: a fucking funny thing because it's so real.
Speaker 4: It's it's an amazing animation, such a real the.
Speaker 3: Guys like trying to fight you from grabbing your gun.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 4: The first time I did that, I remember being shocked
Speaker 4: because I was like that it looked so real, so real.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's good ship, I will say.
Speaker 1: I do like shooting the cops though, that's that's you know,
Speaker 1: the pinks funnel them and I usually go like, I
Speaker 1: think it's strawberry. Somebody blow the guns. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: take I always take over the establishment. There's the bank
Speaker 1: in sand what is it, Sandy? So I go to
Speaker 1: the bank, blow the kirks because it's very wide but
Speaker 1: still small doors. Sometimes a horse can get in because
Speaker 1: you know, the cops the horse. Then the horse freaks out,
Speaker 1: and it's like it everywhere. I'll kill the guy and
Speaker 1: the horses freaking out, and then I use I try
Speaker 1: not to, but I'll use them. The flame rounds and
Speaker 1: then like everything will catch on fire, the horse start cooking.
Speaker 1: I was like no horse, get out of here, no
Speaker 1: leave horse anywhere.
Speaker 3: You're not meant for your horse league.
Speaker 4: But yeah, let's yeah, let's get onto some questions. I
Speaker 4: guess rip rip.
Speaker 3: By wakre rip.
Speaker 4: Are you guys gonna play I don't know. I don't
Speaker 4: think so, not me, like I especially, I have no reason.
Speaker 3: Now I really really really want to play another game
Speaker 3: because I have no RPG games to play right now.
Speaker 1: So you're gonna do it? Or is that is that
Speaker 1: your long John answer?
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do it. Oh no, I'm gonna hold out. Dang,
Speaker 3: that's that.
Speaker 1: I didn't expect that. I thought you were that is
Speaker 1: that really? Really? That is? Buyer needs to study this
Speaker 1: like die hard fans are like, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I love the setting, the world of that game.
Speaker 4: You know how crazy you would have to fuck up
Speaker 4: for me to just like I don't know about Marathon.
Speaker 4: I don't care. I'm not even gonna try it. Oh
Speaker 4: it's free, I don't care. Like that's crazy, Like that's
Speaker 4: so sad. Yeah, I mean they're three, they're three for
Speaker 4: three now they are it's Andromeda Anthem and now this.
Speaker 3: Ye that company is the same company it was man
Speaker 3: they went on and became doctors and bus and just
Speaker 3: like that, they went in, like the people that made
Speaker 3: the game that we love, the world that we love
Speaker 3: went off like let's become like really successful people outside
Speaker 3: of this field. And I'm happy, And I know they're
Speaker 3: probably looking at this game like I can't believe I
Speaker 3: wrote that world down and they did.
Speaker 5: This this dude. The switch to that engine fucked them.
Speaker 4: The switch to Live service fucked them, and like spy, Yeah,
Speaker 4: Frostbite and Live Service in a row just like decimated
Speaker 4: that team. Because I think like if if you had
Speaker 4: either one or none of those, you probably would.
Speaker 5: Have seen a very very different situation.
Speaker 4: I agree, because like people want to stay you know,
Speaker 4: people are gonna want to stay on. There's like, oh, yes,
Speaker 4: BioWare dude, bio Byowear is such a fucking that's a
Speaker 4: dope name.
Speaker 5: I got such a history. I want to contribute to it.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 4: Oh we have to learn a new engine. Oh that's
Speaker 4: gonna fuck us up for a little bit. Oh, we're
Speaker 4: switching the live service because like the last game was
Speaker 4: like kind of mediocre because we have to switch to engines.
Speaker 5: Okay, and then and now.
Speaker 4: You're just left with the people who like, for some
Speaker 4: reason I either had the patience to stick around or
Speaker 4: just entirely new people who just don't necessarily know exactly
Speaker 4: what it takes to make these kinds of things, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I.
Speaker 4: Look at that's what kind of That's That's why what
Speaker 4: fills me with hope about the Marathon game, because like
Speaker 4: there's so many people on that team that are like
Speaker 4: from CE like two thousand and one on that team,
Speaker 4: and I'm just like, they never switched engines. I guess,
Speaker 4: so that's kind of the benefit of that, But Buywhear
Speaker 4: needs to uh get their shitty. I wonder if they're
Speaker 4: they'll even be around it after, Like, I guess it
Speaker 4: depends on how well it's helps, because realistically there is
Speaker 4: a difference between like how we in the sphere who
Speaker 4: pay close attention totally understand things are being received and
Speaker 4: how well they're going to be received outside of it.
Speaker 4: I think Fucking Saints Roast like sold way more than
Speaker 4: it should have, like the new one, and like there
Speaker 4: are other games like that I'm like, that's on the
Speaker 4: top twenty Still Suicide Squad sold millions, so like, I
Speaker 4: don't know, maybe it's maybe it's just good enough that
Speaker 4: like a lot of people, like especially younger people, will
Speaker 4: maybe this will make a ton of money.
Speaker 1: I think that's what they're making on and from what
Speaker 1: I've seen a lot of pre order stuff that they've
Speaker 1: been kind of killing. And I think the biggest red
Speaker 1: flag to me was that the game wasn't seventy bucks,
Speaker 1: because I was like, oh, I think that, to me
Speaker 1: is a telltale that.
Speaker 3: How much was this?
Speaker 1: It's sixty so it's not to me, it's yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not seventy dollars. So my thing was a telltale
Speaker 1: that I'm like, oh, that's a bad sign, because if
Speaker 1: they believed in their game, they would definitely sell for
Speaker 1: seventy dollars. What I mean by that is, I know
Speaker 1: you mean yeah, So it's just one of those things
Speaker 1: where I'm like, no, that's not good. They're lowering in people,
Speaker 1: lowering it to old prices to get cause there's no
Speaker 1: there's no what in what universe When a game this
Speaker 1: big come out and not be seventy bucks. That's fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 4: It is weird. I mean, like there's newer games that
Speaker 4: I like, fucking what is it? Astrobot was was cheap
Speaker 4: and that was great, Well think of it. But I
Speaker 4: know what you mean though, like like.
Speaker 1: Like God of War Ragnarok coming out sixty that would.
Speaker 4: Be so like is this game to be ten hours
Speaker 4: you kind of have to be you have to be
Speaker 4: new or you have to be a very specific experience together.
Speaker 5: Like I think like like that.
Speaker 3: Is no side quality game. There is this only the narrative.
Speaker 4: Did you guys?
Speaker 3: Do you guys remember a War Gods Zeus of Child?
Speaker 1: Yeah? You remember that?
Speaker 3: Do you remember that?
Speaker 1: Those war that's if if forty five, I would expect
Speaker 1: that War.
Speaker 5: Gods that's too much.
Speaker 4: That's like the War Gods zusm Child is like ten
Speaker 4: dollars nine ninety nine. The thing with but like, yeah,
Speaker 4: you have a game like Astrobot or like Hell Divers
Speaker 4: even where it's just like yeah, okay, forty bucks that's
Speaker 4: and they're great. But yeah, Dragon Age, you would imagine
Speaker 4: would be like kind of a premier title.
Speaker 1: This is like ten years, ten years, and this is
Speaker 1: our big thing. This is our make or break. We're
Speaker 1: definitely gonna maximize profits. But they're like this has been
Speaker 1: a fucking disaster. It's an amazing.
Speaker 3: Let's just ship this thing out.
Speaker 1: And that was the thing that even made me on
Speaker 1: the fence is then, oh, at sixty bucks, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Yeah, I'm like, if it was seventy,
Speaker 1: I think I would have already been like no, And
Speaker 1: it's funny. It's the difference is ten dollars what I
Speaker 1: I spent ten dollars on food today?
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 4: By where it's like, I guess like kind of like
Speaker 4: a kind of a three four three kind of thing, now,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean? Where you're just like I
Speaker 4: don't know, man, I feel like if you we're gonna
Speaker 4: do something amazing, you would have done it by now,
Speaker 4: Like I totally it's just weird that you spent all
Speaker 4: this time.
Speaker 1: Let's just move on, guys. Yeah, let's go because we're
Speaker 1: gonna have to do this again when the next MASSIVECT
Speaker 1: comes out whenever, yees, we're gonna do it.
Speaker 3: We're gonna have to do it again.
Speaker 5: Can I tell you something? I could give a fuck
Speaker 5: about that game?
Speaker 4: Now, don't say that, like I not even know said well,
Speaker 4: first of all, I didn't even finish and drama like
Speaker 4: like I I haven't.
Speaker 3: Played picked it up. Playing you guys made me fund
Speaker 3: of me until I played one, two and three. I
Speaker 3: was like, oh, this has been amazing. Oh right, of
Speaker 3: course he didn't play Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there would be no reason for you play it's
Speaker 4: I didn't.
Speaker 1: I tried to play it earlier this year. I don't
Speaker 1: want to go even with even with new bonds, I
Speaker 1: couldn't finish it.
Speaker 3: How about the Aliens just had.
Speaker 1: Like, well, no, my crew, you know, like my human crew,
Speaker 1: Like I I was the Sarah, the sister character, and
Speaker 1: then she's nude and oiled up, cheeked up, looking good,
Speaker 1: especially in the desert planets with the sun just beaming off,
Speaker 1: and I was like, this looks good. That couldn't even
Speaker 1: keep me engaged. Even that's that's.
Speaker 4: Cooked cooked, that is the title said that episode already.
Speaker 1: Holding like two percent, that's had some crazy things gonna happen.
Speaker 1: That like, oh, it's.
Speaker 4: Acording to many like the last oh they the last
Speaker 4: stretch of it's pretty good.
Speaker 1: So every review they all unanisually said the the the
Speaker 1: last stretch of the game is fucking fantastic. But I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, do I want to play fifty hours
Speaker 1: to get there? Like and if you want to do
Speaker 1: if you want to do everything. So a one review
Speaker 1: that I saw said that you could probably get to
Speaker 1: the end in twenty five. We're gonna have a terrible
Speaker 1: ending because you're just doing the main story. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: so if you want to do it right, about fifty hours,
Speaker 1: and then everybody else that I saw said fifty hours,
Speaker 1: so I was like, oh, they're all clocking around the
Speaker 1: same amount of time for just like the basics. Then
Speaker 1: if you want to get close to completing it like
Speaker 1: one hundred percent about eighty.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know. I might pick it up when
Speaker 5: it's cheap. Yes, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 4: It's it's got like a Hogwarts legacy kind of vibe
Speaker 4: going on, where it's's like I'm sure that's I'm sure
Speaker 4: it's fine. I don't know if I yeahs.
Speaker 3: Should I get this game?
Speaker 4: I got it? Chure oh or fuckingt's.
Speaker 1: Hopefully the questions are going to lighten the mood, because.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's get it really sad. Let's get some questions in.
Speaker 4: You can you can ask your questions over the Patreoni
Speaker 4: concelet is tark.
Speaker 3: We need more betas, we need more betas and live
Speaker 3: outfits like that to help formulate games.
Speaker 1: So I got early access for greed Fall too, because Greenfall,
Speaker 1: the first one is actually pretty decent.
Speaker 4: But the gods fighting each other, No.
Speaker 5: That's God.
Speaker 4: Also Goda sucks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, green Fall is just like a small like what
Speaker 1: was the Spider. I forget the company's name.
Speaker 4: I think I think they're called Spiders. Yeah, I think
Speaker 4: I think it's which is awesome that there's studio it's
Speaker 4: just called spiders.
Speaker 3: It's fun.
Speaker 1: It's like there's some dumb plague thing and then they
Speaker 1: gotta you basically fuck up the US.
Speaker 4: Colonial kind of kind of like, yeah, it's actually pretty fun.
Speaker 4: I liked it, Like it's just.
Speaker 1: A it's a it's basically it's baby dragon age. Like
Speaker 1: it's like it's there's a lot of mystical dark fantasy.
Speaker 1: There's you gotta build faction things, you gotta like there's
Speaker 1: like chief tribal people that you can fuck up, and
Speaker 1: it's so you go, you go, and you go.
Speaker 4: It's it's actually the.
Speaker 5: Comic aesthetic of it.
Speaker 4: Like I like Colonial, It's one of the saving graces
Speaker 4: of Assasson Street three, where like again was kind of
Speaker 4: disappointing to me, but like I did like the the
Speaker 4: vibe of aesthetic, and there's not really a lot of
Speaker 4: games like that.
Speaker 3: My problem is that if it's colonial wise, it's if
Speaker 3: it's colonial but there's magic. Why is everything so shitty
Speaker 3: in this world? There's a plague that's making things ship.
Speaker 1: It's very similar to uh dishonored. Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's actually a great comparison.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, there's just freaking cool ass like magic
Speaker 3: and people have powers. And then you decide to live
Speaker 3: in that period of time where everything is just people
Speaker 3: are shipping outside their windows.
Speaker 4: There's nothing wrong with out their windows.
Speaker 1: And it's la balking and just see cheeks.
Speaker 5: You've never had diary outside of your own window.
Speaker 1: I've thought about doing it before, but I was like,
Speaker 1: that's so evil, like projectile, like you have to dodge
Speaker 1: it to while you're walking it hits.
Speaker 4: The stream that it's not the sidewalk the street.
Speaker 1: And once a shadowed.
Speaker 4: Honestly, on a scale of let's let's make it one
Speaker 4: to twenty, how furious would you be if you're walking
Speaker 4: down the street shadow and someone shot someone diary out
Speaker 4: of the window and it got on your shoe like
Speaker 4: a four four, I'd be like at least fourteen four.
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you I usually wear flip flops. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: like a I am god of war rage. You gotta
Speaker 1: cut my toe, I immediately just get sick and died.
Speaker 3: You kill you killed me, killed me? You get you
Speaker 3: get your shadow and you see black veins already going
Speaker 3: up your foot.
Speaker 1: It's say, like, what the fuck you gave me the
Speaker 1: chronic damage, you asshole?
Speaker 3: This is a question, Oh man, what do we got
Speaker 3: the mood?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 5: All right, yeah, let's try lighting up the mood.
Speaker 3: I always have origins, you know, we always have origins too.
Speaker 3: And so the first question comes with this. Guy says,
Speaker 3: so about the Holocaust? All right, so already we're lighting lightning.
Speaker 4: Up the moon.
Speaker 3: Question for me, I'm guessing now, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 4: Kick and destabilized Boston Dynamics. Rope kick and destabilize Boston Dynamics.
Speaker 4: Row Biggers roaded ro Biggers is fucking so dumb. That
Speaker 4: made me so goddamn agree. He says, Hey, hey, guys,
Speaker 4: exper ammal idea. I saw this.
Speaker 5: I thought it was not bad.
Speaker 4: A fandom tier list rank fans of games, books, movies,
Speaker 4: whatever we can find, like the most egregious fandoms and like,
Speaker 4: but we can actually do like an in person tears
Speaker 4: like a fucking editing, but like, yeah, maybe toss up,
Speaker 4: maybe toss up for a post to give suggestions.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that might not be a bad idea.
Speaker 3: That would be a bad idea. I don't hate that.
Speaker 4: In fact, you know what in the comments of this
Speaker 4: episode suggests some fandoms and then we'll look through them
Speaker 4: and then we'll one thing I would.
Speaker 3: Imagine the worst one?
Speaker 4: What would be?
Speaker 1: Like what like magic.
Speaker 3: The cardigame?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what don't fans aren't that.
Speaker 5: I don't know. I can't even think about Sonic.
Speaker 3: People, Yeah, like Sonic manga.
Speaker 4: See the Sonic came later because I forgot that people
Speaker 4: could even be fans.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm a fan. I'm a fan of Sonic,
Speaker 3: but I'm not an Internet fan of it.
Speaker 1: Kind of it is interesting to me that there are
Speaker 1: people that follow the lore and stuff of Sonic and
Speaker 1: like I really does kind of like I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: people like this.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would beat up Sonic a hedgehog, no questions asked,
Speaker 4: Like like that guy beat up bugs Bunny and that
Speaker 4: weird cartoon. Yeah, oh yeah, I would decimate that creature.
Speaker 3: Thinks like Mario.
Speaker 1: I don't give a funk about Mario lore even lightly.
Speaker 4: I know, yeah, only because Mario Laurie. There must be
Speaker 4: a thousand games, right yeah, But like I feel like
Speaker 4: everything is kind of like a branch off, like hypothetic.
Speaker 1: But see that's how I feel about Sonic though. But
Speaker 1: then I know there's Lord because there's movies and.
Speaker 4: Game places.
Speaker 3: How fast is that you see them?
Speaker 4: Get? Is gay?
Speaker 1: Gay? Gay? Is the speed of gay?
Speaker 4: Okay? So is the speed of gay?
Speaker 3: Fastest gay person?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, in fiction?
Speaker 5: No, I feel like the speed of gay.
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 4: It would be like what like maybe like twenty percent
Speaker 4: slower than like a normal walk cycle. Why would it
Speaker 4: be I don't know. I'm just trying to spitball.
Speaker 5: I feel like it.
Speaker 4: Would be like because maybe there's like a little bit
Speaker 4: more flamboyancy in it and maybe like maybe yeah, like
Speaker 4: there's like swaying like and maybe even there's like distract
Speaker 4: like distract, there's no like blinders like like we have well, wait,
Speaker 4: I don't know you're gay, but like I have to go,
Speaker 4: Like if I'm going somewhere, I'm going, I'm not getting
Speaker 4: distracted byself. But it's not like, oh, look at this dress,
Speaker 4: like you know what I mean.
Speaker 5: Like, so it would be like I would imagine, like
Speaker 5: twenty percent slower.
Speaker 4: It would be better because of the fact that like
Speaker 4: gay people, because you're living your life and actually taking
Speaker 4: in the world around you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Like also they also like objectively just do things
Speaker 3: more efficiently more often than not than we I don't
Speaker 3: know about that. Every gay person I know is very
Speaker 3: put together for the most part. Do you mean like
Speaker 3: just yes, general and put together person.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess, I don't know. I have a lot
Speaker 1: of gay homies that are living in skid row, fucking
Speaker 1: just fucking bombs.
Speaker 3: And but those are those are fucking those are like
Speaker 3: those are like the curves are our fans.
Speaker 1: Yeah, those are like That's why I know that those
Speaker 1: are cast it off gays, you know, like they're just
Speaker 1: they've got they lost around to the Vogue show and
Speaker 1: then and they're just cast them out.
Speaker 4: Here's a good one. Here's a good one. I'm not
Speaker 4: a big fan of the government. Thirty on thirty Road,
Speaker 4: and he says, hi, by hey, bipock, darlings, I hate
Speaker 4: that word.
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 4: Bipock?
Speaker 5: What does that mean the I poc.
Speaker 4: I don't even know really by bisexual personal sexual personal?
Speaker 5: Oh, I guess I don't even maybe I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it means.
Speaker 3: It's probably what I mean. I'm not bisexual.
Speaker 4: Anyway, he says. I thought it was I thought it
Speaker 4: was funny. I thought it was funny. You brought up
Speaker 4: Game over by falling in reverse that stupid video game song.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, because I recently went out to a bar
Speaker 4: with some friends and as we left, we spent twenty
Speaker 4: dollars filling the cue on the jukebox with that song
Speaker 4: and Gangnam Style alternating for the next hour.
Speaker 3: You fucking menace.
Speaker 5: Are there any times you guys did something to ruin
Speaker 5: the days? No others? Surely, surely for your own amusement?
Speaker 3: No, I am not an asshole that stuff like that.
Speaker 1: I have not.
Speaker 3: I have definitely I've did this, and this is so
Speaker 3: fucking what did you do? I definitely hit a bunch
Speaker 3: of things on the fucking elevator and walked out. I
Speaker 3: think I hate it, like so insidious I was. You
Speaker 3: know what's funny? I was have like a bad day
Speaker 3: on my own, like the person had elevated anything to
Speaker 3: I just wanted to.
Speaker 1: Do your level retrospectively.
Speaker 4: I must have I feel like I must have done
Speaker 4: something like this, but like I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't think so.
Speaker 4: I know I've hit all the buttons, but I don't
Speaker 4: know if it was like I don't I remember the
Speaker 4: action of hitting all the buttons on the elevator. I
Speaker 4: just don't remember the intent.
Speaker 3: I know one thing that's done.
Speaker 4: Okay, sorry, I.
Speaker 3: Pissed all over it.
Speaker 4: And why would you you just called him a fucking
Speaker 4: animal for what he did. Well, because you directly you
Speaker 4: created a bio hazard and he's just an inconvenience sterile.
Speaker 3: Okay, calm down that.
Speaker 4: One mixed with other piss.
Speaker 1: Look. So there wasn't like a line for the bathroom.
Speaker 1: This was a like a random you know it's in
Speaker 1: the park from like the construction workers or whatever the fuck.
Speaker 1: Or it was one of those things that like nobody
Speaker 1: was around, you'd like directly inconvenience somebody in front of
Speaker 1: their face, like and just to make turn them into
Speaker 1: a villain. Basically, my thing was like an October surprise.
Speaker 1: You know, you fucking you open this shit? Oh I remember,
Speaker 1: I was like ten years older?
Speaker 3: Were you sorry?
Speaker 5: How old were you when you did it? It was
Speaker 5: like three days ago you how old are you?
Speaker 3: Was like this morning? I was definitely like no more
Speaker 3: than sixteen? Okay, see I was. I was that's around.
Speaker 3: I was a shitty I was a shittier version of
Speaker 3: my life.
Speaker 4: But like I think, I think when I hit all
Speaker 4: the buttons, I was probably like eight or something.
Speaker 5: I think I just kind of wanted to do it.
Speaker 4: It was like an impulse. I don't even think I
Speaker 4: thought necessarily like this is going to inconvenience people.
Speaker 5: I just thought, like I want to see the lights.
Speaker 4: It was kind of it's kind of like it's super sad, dude,
Speaker 4: it's so satisday Christmas Tree.
Speaker 1: It was like Christmas tree, you know.
Speaker 3: Was like, were you like I don't know if you've
Speaker 3: been in a project building before, but like the like
Speaker 3: project building.
Speaker 4: The ones that are like X shape, Yeah, so what happens?
Speaker 3: I was just like I was upset. I probably talked
Speaker 3: to the girls like the fucking decline. We called me
Speaker 3: gay and I was like I'm not gay yet, ran
Speaker 3: out and just looked at you like like.
Speaker 4: I think I remember being like I think I remember
Speaker 4: being twelve and like burying knives in the sand, face
Speaker 4: up and then leave.
Speaker 3: Then yeah, you just go to a beach and bury
Speaker 3: the sharpest knives.
Speaker 5: Possible, facing just shallowly under the surface.
Speaker 3: Just the blade is the blade is at the right the.
Speaker 4: Blade if you look at it right, the sun will
Speaker 4: shine off the tip. But like you wouldn't be able
Speaker 4: to notice bare beaches. I did that.
Speaker 3: I know you didn't do that.
Speaker 4: Hold on to be fair, I do remember this is
Speaker 4: like is half this is half true. I didn't bury
Speaker 4: knives under the surface. But I remember a friend of
Speaker 4: mine he had like real Cuoni knives because he was
Speaker 4: a weed. I went to the beach and we were
Speaker 4: like playing with him really responsibly, and we were like
Speaker 4: trying to like stabbing into the sand and doing some
Speaker 4: dumb ship and then I remember trying to scoop something
Speaker 4: out of it, and then I lost it under the
Speaker 4: sand and I couldn't find it, and then I was
Speaker 4: scared to keep patting because I didn't want to cut myself.
Speaker 5: It was they were real knives.
Speaker 4: But it's so there's one knife buried like I would
Speaker 4: probably like five inches under the sand somewhere.
Speaker 1: Some kid got got some kid.
Speaker 5: Yeah maybe, I don't know. I'm sure you don't heard
Speaker 5: anything about it. There was no news about it.
Speaker 3: So like I know, well, you.
Speaker 1: Know Mattel like the Barbies and all that ship and Ken,
Speaker 1: Well they did a line of they had to run a.
Speaker 4: Street fighter h Barbies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and so I bought a guyle and I loved it.
Speaker 1: It was It was so fucking cool. And then I
Speaker 1: was at the park and I buried him and then
Speaker 1: like I went to get him back because I was
Speaker 1: just playing. Yeah, fucking god, I was. It wasn't like
Speaker 1: I left. I was just fucking around and buried it.
Speaker 1: And then you went back and it was good. He
Speaker 1: turned back around and it was gone.
Speaker 4: It was that was probably like a toy soldier or
Speaker 4: a small soldiers situation where like he like came to
Speaker 4: life and he was.
Speaker 5: Like I'm free.
Speaker 3: I still don't know what happened to this day.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like say, when I with my girlfriend at
Speaker 1: the time, I was like sixteen or seventeen, we went
Speaker 1: to this park. I rode my bike there. I met
Speaker 1: her there because I was gonna go to work after it.
Speaker 1: Ride my bike and there was a bunch of cholos
Speaker 1: in the park. I'm like, whatever, I'm not fucking paying
Speaker 1: taste with them bike. Dude. They What I did was,
Speaker 1: I was like, they're so far away. I'm literally just
Speaker 1: gonna go like a hundred feet to the liquor store
Speaker 1: real fast, like they I should be able to No, dude,
Speaker 1: Like it didn't make sense the quick work that they
Speaker 1: made of my bike and then them all standing there
Speaker 1: casually like they didn't do shit, And I was like,
Speaker 1: I can't even say anything to them because they're gonna
Speaker 1: beat the fuck out of me.
Speaker 3: Threw a firebomb at him.
Speaker 1: I was just like, if I had something on them,
Speaker 1: I would have terrorized them. But it was one of
Speaker 1: those things where I had to accept the l for
Speaker 1: being a fucking moron for just not taking my bike.
Speaker 1: There was a few hundred it was like it was
Speaker 1: like it was right there, the liquor stores all be
Speaker 1: right there, and then whatever.
Speaker 3: So I'm back in New York City. There's a lot
Speaker 3: of courtyards, the actual courtyards, so like we can actually
Speaker 3: like play in them when we were kids. I remember
Speaker 3: this one time I was racing my friend. Right there
Speaker 3: was a bodega attached to the building I lived in
Speaker 3: so me and my friend were hanging out and I
Speaker 3: raced down to the bodega and they raced back. I
Speaker 3: went down to the bodega. It was snowing too.
Speaker 1: It was like a big fucking like a like a
Speaker 1: Yankee fucking custom puffer jacket.
Speaker 3: My grandma got me because my grandma's perto Rican. She
Speaker 3: loves Yankee, so she had to like go all out
Speaker 3: for that fucking thing, because she likes baseball more than
Speaker 3: she liked me, probably probably, so she fucking we went on.
Speaker 3: I was I remember, I had it. It was really cool.
Speaker 3: I put it down to race my friend. We went
Speaker 3: to the bodega. We came out, it was like two
Speaker 3: minutes and the jacket was gone. It was gone. It
Speaker 3: was gone so fast.
Speaker 1: Some people are so savvy, like they some of those
Speaker 1: people were just fucking burglars exactly, like it's in that's
Speaker 1: a kid's jacket.
Speaker 3: He's like, there's probably they probably had kids, knowing where
Speaker 3: they were, probably fucking a bunch of fucking Puerto Ricans
Speaker 3: and fucking Dominicans. Of course they had probably kids they
Speaker 3: weren't taken care of.
Speaker 4: So like they definitely like fucking did that.
Speaker 1: But it was just like holy shit, like you show
Speaker 1: really how many people are watching, like like hawks, yeah,
Speaker 1: like and that's the thing that pisces me off, like
Speaker 1: they they they're watching and then they find their operate because.
Speaker 3: A real thief is paying attention all the time.
Speaker 1: All the time, they're just scanning ship. Like I left
Speaker 1: in Del Taco, left a cannon camera. It was like
Speaker 1: three hundred bucks back in two thousand and six. It's
Speaker 1: expensive ass camera, like one of those fucking small digital
Speaker 1: cameras with three hundred dollars. Because that was the time
Speaker 1: I was like, oh shit, I left my camera on
Speaker 1: the on the thing and we just turned around. It
Speaker 1: was already gone.
Speaker 3: It was gone immediately around here like this area you
Speaker 3: can do like people will give your ship back people
Speaker 3: like you're said, But like back in like any inner city,
Speaker 3: it's gone because people are struggling already.
Speaker 1: I've dropped my wallet in some nice places, like I
Speaker 1: used to be really clumsy with that ship. Yea. Even
Speaker 1: though when I was in fucking when I went to
Speaker 1: visit Jojo, Lithuania, we found I found the only KFC
Speaker 1: there because I wanted to just see if how how
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 4: I was like, nig it's the same.
Speaker 3: What the fuck is this?
Speaker 1: I was hoping like they're gonna do something different, but anyway,
Speaker 1: I dropped my wallet in there and fucking they found.
Speaker 1: They didn't understand how like because they don't have middle names. Money.
Speaker 1: They found.
Speaker 4: They tried to, They tried to.
Speaker 1: They try to find me on Facebook. Like that's crazy
Speaker 1: because like if they didn't understand my idea though, because
Speaker 1: you know they did, because it says like like they
Speaker 1: speak English there right right, but they don't have middle names,
Speaker 1: so they thought my name was Derek Antonio like they
Speaker 1: were like, Derek, they don't sound that Slavic.
Speaker 3: Like they are the.
Speaker 5: Fellow They're Baltic.
Speaker 1: They're Baltic, which is a small distinction at least uh
Speaker 1: the Lithuanians would like to have that distinction, even though
Speaker 1: all of them are all mixed. Like JoJo's half Russian,
Speaker 1: She's fucking Slavic. Tried to be like, oh, actually, I'm
Speaker 1: Baltic and I'm like your mom that you speak Russian
Speaker 1: to would disagree. This is a weird thing.
Speaker 3: People can have skin of a shade only seen in
Speaker 3: books in literature.
Speaker 5: The next one, Greg.
Speaker 4: Greg Ghost remembers what the alien n farm guy did
Speaker 4: wrote and he says hello racist Walt Jr. Gay Gus Fring,
Speaker 4: and black Mike. Last episode you mentioned.
Speaker 3: Trout would be amazing.
Speaker 5: Black Mic just registered to me as like just some guy.
Speaker 1: Sorry, nigga, we can't do this, nigga.
Speaker 5: It's just his lines that the word.
Speaker 1: Literally rage nigga and your humorous nigga.
Speaker 4: Hubris Comma. The n words soft ay is such a
Speaker 4: wild two words to be conjoined together in a single
Speaker 4: thought that conveys anything you, Shane.
Speaker 1: Do you always have to call it the inn word.
Speaker 3: Wow, you would, wouldn't you?
Speaker 5: Because racist Walt Jr.
Speaker 4: Oh, Jacob, That's that's fun. That's funnier that. That's funnier
Speaker 4: than any diet. Last episode you mentioned DBC A Bridge. Well,
Speaker 4: I agree, it was a little long, and I'm glad
Speaker 4: they stopped making it. Have you guys considered Have you
Speaker 4: guys seen their animated series h F I L It's
Speaker 4: basically a sitcom at Selfresa and and gin Us living
Speaker 4: in Hell. I gotta be honest with you, that sounds terrible.
Speaker 3: I give no fus about any of those characters that
Speaker 3: for Freezer when he turned black.
Speaker 4: So like recently, Yeah, I've.
Speaker 3: Never liked Freeza. I was a huge cunt. I was
Speaker 3: happy he died all the time. Yeah, well that's the
Speaker 3: point of Yeah, I know, that's it. Like I didn't
Speaker 3: even like him. I wasn't like, oh, this bad guy.
Speaker 3: I like, I was like, I don't want this nigga dead.
Speaker 1: He's like how King Jeoffrey was for a lot of people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to do one of people that I
Speaker 3: wanted to do it for Jeffrey. I wanted to be
Speaker 3: the person to do it.
Speaker 1: See.
Speaker 5: I liked Freeza because he killed Crelling.
Speaker 1: That was cool. Yeah, that was a little mad he
Speaker 1: killed Vegeta, but you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely. I mean but when he killed I, I
Speaker 4: was every time.
Speaker 5: Every time it's funny.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I laugh out loud every time I know what's coming.
Speaker 1: He explodes because what happens, no shift, that's why, because
Speaker 1: that is just brutal.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 4: The thing about it specifically is that almost killed them twice.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the thing yeah, that's yeah, sense you bet right.
Speaker 4: That always felt like a Mandela effective me where I'm like,
Speaker 4: I thought krillon because it's like a Krillin always explodes.
Speaker 5: I'm like, I swear to god, he got paled and like,
Speaker 5: oh yeah, he sends you beaned.
Speaker 4: I think, yeah, he sends you handed him.
Speaker 1: Whole. If I would have d Day on me always
Speaker 1: like when you're gonna fight and just have him on you.
Speaker 3: Like, well, the thing is that Dun Day, Uh guy,
Speaker 3: dragon ball knowledge I have, but den Day is uh.
Speaker 3: It takes cool down. It's like old people entirely. Yes, yes,
Speaker 3: and then also if the day dies, there's no more
Speaker 3: dragon balls at the mention in the future, They're like,
Speaker 3: let's just leave that day here, so we have dragon balls.
Speaker 1: I mean I guess.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but uh yeah.
Speaker 1: Off his neck.
Speaker 4: Exploding like that is is It's so funny because like
Speaker 4: it's so relatable darks.
Speaker 1: Too, where he's like he's like it's so it's really
Speaker 1: fucking me, Like all you see is him. Like the
Speaker 1: fact that he did it to Deen Day is crazy
Speaker 1: quilling too, because Quillan wasn't the one that was wallow
Speaker 1: on him the most. Piccolo had just finished beating a
Speaker 1: sam Funk out of him. Gohan slammed him on his
Speaker 1: neck and he was like, I'm gonna choose that nigga, right.
Speaker 1: There's so great about Freezer though, just being yeah, just
Speaker 1: a massive piece of ship.
Speaker 5: He picked specifically on the weakest verson. It's like, I'm
Speaker 5: gonna kill the.
Speaker 4: Weakest person among you, and I'm gonna do it in
Speaker 4: such a fucking dumb way. This guy, I'm gonna pop
Speaker 4: this ball, old fella.
Speaker 3: He made gain weight.
Speaker 4: And I have been I have been in like the thing,
Speaker 4: like that image of him screaming, like I felt that
Speaker 4: so many times. It's I relate to it. It's such
Speaker 4: a relatable you're on a stomach ache, that's just like, damn,
Speaker 4: I want to I want to die right now.
Speaker 1: I don't do this. I do this every once in
Speaker 1: a while. I don't want those open when I'm painting.
Speaker 1: I don't expose myself. Have you never had one of
Speaker 1: those sharp pains where it's like it feels like it
Speaker 1: feels like gases like moving through and it like it
Speaker 1: feels almost like a knife Like it's like it's like
Speaker 1: it's like trying to work its way through it and like.
Speaker 3: A little a little jolt of like, oh what the
Speaker 3: fuck does that.
Speaker 2: Care?
Speaker 1: You?
Speaker 4: Dumb? The word no disrespect to the team for star
Speaker 4: or whatever, but like I don't know, like to me,
Speaker 4: like the Comedy of DBZ abridged is the fact that
Speaker 4: they are doing the story in a different way. It's
Speaker 4: like it's like almost like a what if, but like
Speaker 4: I don't know a sicon of that self reason cat
Speaker 4: you living together?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: That's not like a terrible part. How much business? Who
Speaker 3: was and Uper saying like, how much more muscle man
Speaker 3: he had the first time? He had way more muscle
Speaker 3: mass when he went to the first Oh you're having
Speaker 3: your own characters, all right, Goku? I don't remember that, No,
Speaker 3: I just like I didn't realize. That's why I can
Speaker 3: to speak like I was saying before.
Speaker 4: You to me, I just want know what you're saying.
Speaker 3: You know how Goku was just much larger.
Speaker 4: I don't know who Goku is.
Speaker 3: This fucking you now you'll pay Frizzer, you killed my
Speaker 3: gay friends.
Speaker 4: He was bald and now he'll always be bald.
Speaker 3: Didn't even seem with his hair fifteen years later.
Speaker 4: That's what he's like, You doo to do it an
Speaker 4: eternity lifetime, like an afterlife of ball this cool.
Speaker 3: Like he was. He was always like eventually he'll get hair,
Speaker 3: and I'm fine with that. Eventually have hair, and I'm
Speaker 3: okay with that. Boma was almost finished with the real game.
Speaker 1: The head, his.
Speaker 4: Hair, his hair retreats into his skull and it becomes
Speaker 4: a bald super Saiyan.
Speaker 3: Yo, that'd be that should have been. That should have
Speaker 3: been it.
Speaker 4: It's horrible that draw would have been so laate like
Speaker 4: lighting around him with no hair.
Speaker 5: The least striking images.
Speaker 3: Answer, he just get cancer.
Speaker 1: He just go through keeybo.
Speaker 4: Does that imply the hair like retreats into his brain.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what. That's the source of his power, the
Speaker 1: hair being within.
Speaker 3: It's the hair within.
Speaker 4: It's the hair with the anime with the enemy with hair.
Speaker 1: I want to Piccolo with hair. I want to see Yeah,
Speaker 1: everyone who doesn't, they need to swap.
Speaker 4: He should have like an Invaders in disguise kind of
Speaker 4: like where he like puts on fake hair and like
Speaker 4: white man. Yeah, are he still green though, because I'm
Speaker 4: still green. He just got like human contacts hair actually.
Speaker 3: But yeah, that's right old.
Speaker 5: But he had like a little he had a.
Speaker 1: Little little Nazi haircut.
Speaker 4: Yeah anyway, yeah, special needs Cannon Road. He says, hello, Race,
Speaker 4: William Race, William Johnson, that guy from Wheezer and Review.
Speaker 4: Cocky U s a what kind of what kind of
Speaker 4: dishes are you? Kind of dishes are you guys cooking
Speaker 4: for yourselves lately? I've been on a Philly cheese steak
Speaker 4: kick myself.
Speaker 1: I don't get gout, man, Damn, there's a lot of beef.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's yeah. You're gonna though his top tier ship.
Speaker 3: Maybe go get home sometimes, fucking delicious trader.
Speaker 5: I know, I haven't been cooking lately, and I.
Speaker 1: Got Jojo got me sick, so pissed man?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, what I fell here?
Speaker 1: My stuffing is it's not a bug something. You know,
Speaker 1: she's always working on a lot of people.
Speaker 3: She should catch her hand after she does that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I hit her a few times, but like, I
Speaker 1: just have a stuff he knows now. I'm fine, But
Speaker 1: it's just like thanks. You know her her friend came through.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, maybe she got it. Yeah, well it's a
Speaker 4: foreign bug maybe.
Speaker 1: Well, the thing is she got she got a little
Speaker 1: bit sick before the friend came. Friends. Fine, I think
Speaker 1: your immane system's top notch.
Speaker 3: No, yeah, they gotta do. They gotta do a real
Speaker 3: heart shop out there, like fucking no. No, like the
Speaker 3: coyotes fucking eating up all their lambs and not having
Speaker 3: food food, coyotes.
Speaker 5: Eating up all their lambs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, coyotes do that, do they?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've never seen a lamb.
Speaker 1: I don't even think they have that. But all right,
Speaker 1: coyotes over there, I don't think so they have wolves
Speaker 1: over there, don't they? They probably have.
Speaker 5: They probably have, like fucking hyaenas.
Speaker 1: In some area have wolves jackals and fucking timber timber
Speaker 1: timber lions.
Speaker 4: Timber lions, hyaenas and fucking jackals. It's just crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, are Jackal's still around? I've never really seen a
Speaker 3: Jackal Jackal, Jackal Jackal that.
Speaker 1: I think it was that guy doing his charades on.
Speaker 4: Family guy Jack.
Speaker 1: If it wasn't right the first time, I want to
Speaker 1: saying it because he really wants toys, are good man,
Speaker 1: Jack Jackal.
Speaker 4: The idea of guessing it like more than once after
Speaker 4: it's really funny.
Speaker 3: I literally can't do games like that. People like people
Speaker 3: like that. I can't play games with because I don't
Speaker 3: want to be competitive, but I feel like I get
Speaker 3: competitive because.
Speaker 1: Of how Jack he says it.
Speaker 4: It's a good voice. Actor whoever, Jack.
Speaker 3: Whatever, you played with us before, but I think I did.
Speaker 3: But whenever we play Taboo, we always put Lily and
Speaker 3: Chris on the same team because they just don't work
Speaker 3: well together, and then when they start working well together,
Speaker 3: we change teams on them. We do it every time.
Speaker 3: But like literally is with Chris and he's like, god, damn,
Speaker 3: I want to Chris. It's like, I hate this fucking person.
Speaker 1: He really is.
Speaker 4: The guy doing it is so good.
Speaker 1: It's someone trying to impose their will on something.
Speaker 4: They're trying to make it be that he's trying to
Speaker 4: make it right.
Speaker 1: You're right, the persons still drawn, you know, jack Why
Speaker 1: the hell is it so uh blown up? That's that's
Speaker 1: kind of That's how I remember it well, because even
Speaker 1: like little Lois, everyone's like this pitch is how frantic
Speaker 1: he is? Really?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just how it was.
Speaker 3: What the fuck?
Speaker 1: Okay yea Jackal No, not not Jackal.
Speaker 3: I thought it was like Jackal No, I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's like Jackal.
Speaker 4: I remember him being high. I remember him being so
Speaker 4: high pitched that it like crass.
Speaker 3: It's and he's young to the point he draws a jack.
Speaker 4: Make him. There's there's two layers in that was like,
Speaker 4: first of all, a the idea that you would guess
Speaker 4: the same thing over and over again and still like
Speaker 4: just continue to guess it is funny. But then the
Speaker 4: idea that you would see anything that resembles a jackal
Speaker 4: and a jackal would be our first gas and not
Speaker 4: like a dog, a dog like their first guess being
Speaker 4: jackal is crazy. Are jackal still around?
Speaker 1: I don't even know, dude, I have no idea. Let's
Speaker 1: see jackals there are I know, there's economic jackals that
Speaker 1: destabilize the economies.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're around.
Speaker 1: A jackal.
Speaker 2: Jack is.
Speaker 4: Eating a little fucking They're cute and not jackal. That's
Speaker 4: scary looking night jackal, puppy.
Speaker 1: Jackal, puppy chocolate chip cookie.
Speaker 4: Did you see the fucking wrizzler and the fucking Costco
Speaker 4: people and fucking Jimmy Fallon?
Speaker 1: Oh yeahs, yeah, the the what the I only know
Speaker 1: the rizzler? What are the other names?
Speaker 4: The Costco dads?
Speaker 3: Of course, we play our dicks open and then fucking
Speaker 3: and I don't know, bunch babies in the mouth.
Speaker 4: Like they forgot.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: That should be the next Costco dad's like, what Costco? Yeah, guys,
Speaker 4: of course, Well I don't know. And then.
Speaker 1: That's the final one.
Speaker 3: That's amazing that kid.
Speaker 4: Look, I don't want to.
Speaker 3: Wrizzler kids getting fatter, inn't he.
Speaker 4: I think that's why they're giving him so much special.
Speaker 4: I think it's like I make a which situation.
Speaker 1: Oh no, he's a chubby little guy.
Speaker 4: He doesn't have time, like you can't be that young
Speaker 4: in that fat and expect like he's not.
Speaker 3: I mean.
Speaker 4: Would be amazing because.
Speaker 1: He's a little little right, It's like, actually he is
Speaker 1: four months old.
Speaker 4: I swear to god, I've seen him four months ago.
Speaker 1: I saw him months ago, So that must be a
Speaker 1: fucking problem.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Maybe I'm misremembery mister Ralph was to die inside of course,
Speaker 3: I of course I'm terrified because I'm scared of something
Speaker 3: crying bro of course I'm scared of death.
Speaker 1: I haven't.
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm not used to making myself laugh, master BF.
Speaker 4: So because I want to say, for years.
Speaker 3: For the fucking Wrizzler dude.
Speaker 1: Of course, we beat the piss out of homeless people
Speaker 1: with Cosco dads. Of course, we come in terrorists, active
Speaker 1: blade people, of course.
Speaker 3: With Costco chocolate chalk cookie. And he blows a dogs
Speaker 3: head out, he blows dogs brains.
Speaker 5: Out, He tears the dog's head like like crater.
Speaker 3: Like cradles the wolves. I hate, I hate the gender,
Speaker 3: but down he just doesn't.
Speaker 1: He's laying down.
Speaker 3: I'm like this nigga just ripped its jaw off. He
Speaker 3: has the nerve to try to be respectful afterwards, because
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 4: It, Master VF. Last one clarification from previously read question. Ah,
Speaker 4: he says, writing into clarify, since me calling Sween.
Speaker 1: Out my throat up laughing.
Speaker 4: Uh uh, writing into clarify since uh me calling Sween
Speaker 4: out on Harry Potter got read. The reason I didn't
Speaker 4: clarify what was wrong is because there were far too
Speaker 4: many to list. The main thing that sent me over
Speaker 4: the edge was Sween saying that Harry's dad was a
Speaker 4: dickhead to Voldemort and that's part of why he went evil.
Speaker 4: In reality, James Potter was thirty four years younger than Voldemort.
Speaker 4: They were not even close to being in school at
Speaker 4: the same time. He was literally he was literally just
Speaker 4: a child psychopath who found out he.
Speaker 1: Could be immortal if he murdered people.
Speaker 4: Harry Potter has a lot of dumb qualities and I'm
Speaker 4: not even that big of a fan, but just seems
Speaker 4: we try to inform Derek, we'll be so damn wrong.
Speaker 4: He's both hilarious and infuriod.
Speaker 3: That's amazing.
Speaker 1: I actually I love how since I don't know anything,
Speaker 1: I just accept it. It's like like being a child
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about Okay, I accepted it. And
Speaker 1: the funny thing is, I swear I might have said
Speaker 1: something to Jojo and she might have humored me, because.
Speaker 3: She probably should have been like, what the fuck are
Speaker 3: you talking about?
Speaker 1: She like Harry Potter. Yeah, she likes it in a
Speaker 1: her and her best friend, like they they watched it,
Speaker 1: all of them and they just kind of laughed at it.
Speaker 3: Like Dumbledore. They're like they're like umbloor, yeah exactly. It
Speaker 3: was like the Magic Mules. He's funny.
Speaker 1: They I don't because a lot of I've noticed a
Speaker 1: lot of cultures do this, Like if they speak English,
Speaker 1: they they half speak both languages, so they'll speak Lithuanian
Speaker 1: and then finish off like and I was like, I
Speaker 1: thought it was so fascinating because I didn't know it
Speaker 1: was like a worldwide thing. Yeah, but the Dragon Age,
Speaker 1: yeah like that, and they're like, like, oh, that was
Speaker 1: really funny. They're like you know, like yesterday and I'm
Speaker 1: like like, what why did you just say that? You're like,
Speaker 1: it's it's fascinating.
Speaker 3: Here, rubbish because just so not near any language even
Speaker 3: remote an. It's like these fucking these witch women in
Speaker 3: my own Yeah, that one's the Lithuanians.
Speaker 1: Hard for me, that that one's one. It's I can
Speaker 1: only understand because of the English thing. I can understand
Speaker 1: like what they're talking about. So it does give me
Speaker 1: hints when they speak.
Speaker 3: Does the room turn more gray?
Speaker 1: I think? Dude, you know it's funny when she landed
Speaker 1: all of a sudden overcast like like.
Speaker 3: Was like kind of I was like, what the give
Speaker 3: a nice fiddle on the roof vibe whenever they're in
Speaker 3: the house, was like, well that's more Jewish. That's Jewish,
Speaker 3: Jewish and Russian.
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah it's not.
Speaker 4: It's not.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're not. They're they're actually the Lithuanians over there.
Speaker 1: They're a lot of the Eastern Europe.
Speaker 3: Are mostly Catholic and Orthodox Christians. Unfortunately they're so the
Speaker 3: Orthodox and Catholics are very similar.
Speaker 1: Because they're all into that bombastic stupid clothes and being
Speaker 1: all God and ship. I wear this cloak that reminds
Speaker 1: me of that mean my my pulpe has raped children
Speaker 1: wear this. They had to pay out money, like like
Speaker 1: the Vatican money really for more for what do you
Speaker 1: think all these and.
Speaker 3: These kids that they softly padded? I don't know at
Speaker 3: this child.
Speaker 1: I left the gate in.
Speaker 4: The corner last one because it's quick and then we'll
Speaker 4: get out. Okay, shirt Man's lesser known cousin wife beater Man.
Speaker 4: Let's go some Mario Juda, punk ass, black Bitch and Goblin.
Speaker 4: Last episode, you'all talked ship on people who have only
Speaker 4: seen dragon Ball A bridged. I am one of those people,
Speaker 4: and you want to know what I think of that?
Speaker 4: You're right? Do you think?
Speaker 5: Do you think kai is a good way to watch it?
Speaker 5: I don't like filler?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that is probably the best way to
Speaker 4: I think you missed out on a cool specifically stuff in.
Speaker 1: The Boo arc.
Speaker 4: But like whatever, look man, you're not gonna have that
Speaker 4: same connection to it anyway, So yeah, just watch the
Speaker 4: fucking watch ky.
Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta say I don't in my opinion,
Speaker 1: only when I watched dragon Ball like DBZ back to back,
Speaker 1: it's not it doesn't it dragged on when you watch
Speaker 1: it episodically on television in my opinion. This is just
Speaker 1: my opinion though, So when I watched it back to back,
Speaker 1: like say, I borrowed my friends DVDs years ago, and
Speaker 1: it was an easy watch for me because, like you, actually,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I'm already done kind of a
Speaker 1: I agree, Yeah.
Speaker 4: The filler is the filler is annoying for sure, but
Speaker 4: it's extra annoying when you.
Speaker 1: Have to wait.
Speaker 3: The filler isn't even that bad at DRAGONWARFF. It's not really.
Speaker 1: When you're watching it, it's not that much like because
Speaker 1: the way that people consume content nowadays too, Like they'll
Speaker 1: watch a fucking stream for hours and they're half paying attentions.
Speaker 1: They're paying they're going in and out in it, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. And I'm like, you can watch
Speaker 1: Dragon ball Z the same way, where like the interesting stuff,
Speaker 1: you're not really missing anything if you tune out in
Speaker 1: certain instances because it's not an intricate like show. It's
Speaker 1: a show that's like you know what's about to happen, like, oh,
Speaker 1: we need to prepare for radits, So how much do
Speaker 1: I need to pay attentional, preparing for rabbits before they
Speaker 1: show up.
Speaker 4: And I guess yeah, I think the ultimately the Kai
Speaker 4: is like more faithful to the manga, so like there's
Speaker 4: that reason. It's it is shorter, so it's like an
Speaker 4: easier recommend Yeah. Like and and Z, I have a
Speaker 4: lot of fondness for especially like and there there are
Speaker 4: lines in Z that I think are like delivered way better.
Speaker 4: There are lines in Kai that I think are delivered
Speaker 4: way better as well. I think the ones that in
Speaker 4: Z that are delivered better are better than the lines
Speaker 4: that are delivered better in Kai, if.
Speaker 5: That makes sense.
Speaker 4: Yeah, But it's what like, there's certain parts of the
Speaker 4: where I'm like when Goku's like I am I am
Speaker 4: true or whatever, the like, give me a break, you're
Speaker 4: not superman, I.
Speaker 1: Am what What.
Speaker 4: Does he say here, hero to you.
Speaker 3: Or something nightmare like?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was very silent. In the name of the Moon,
Speaker 1: I will punish you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: I think it's I think it's good.
Speaker 4: My only sugget would be when you get to when
Speaker 4: you get to maj and Boo, I would switch TOZ
Speaker 4: because like Kay's Booga sucks. It's all of it's ruined,
Speaker 4: Like it's like the stuff is weightless, which I don't
Speaker 4: even know how you do that, uh, because it's so
Speaker 4: good in the original.
Speaker 3: For McDonald's.
Speaker 4: Stupid point at himself.
Speaker 5: Different words that start with him, He's like, this is
Speaker 5: M for.
Speaker 1: M for micro.
Speaker 4: He sounds like this for some reason, He's just fucking
Speaker 4: Mojo Jojo basically.
Speaker 3: So I didn't really care for that arc is as
Speaker 3: much as Yeah, Japanese, right, he is Japanese.
Speaker 5: It's not racist if I'm doing an impression of Mojo
Speaker 5: jo is he.
Speaker 4: I mean, he's definitely a Japanese. A little monkey with
Speaker 4: a brain hangs that what that is? Yeah, mother jojo Jo?
Speaker 1: What he gets?
Speaker 3: He gets really bad a few times.
Speaker 4: I don't like they used to beat people up in
Speaker 4: those shows, like way worse than Like I know we've
Speaker 4: talked about his brain hanging out a little bit, but
Speaker 4: that really is really gratuitous, Like it's it's kind of insane.
Speaker 3: The worst, the worst beating up is the way they
Speaker 3: do the way Bubbles does Fuzzy Lumpskins Man, she does
Speaker 3: him filthy.
Speaker 4: That's the weird like yetty thing that he'll bill Ye.
Speaker 3: I love I hate him, always was Pink.
Speaker 1: I just love how mad he would get about the
Speaker 1: dumbest ship like I don't know.
Speaker 3: Like's I love I hate.
Speaker 4: I love seeing him get beat the funk up like
Speaker 4: it was such a it was such ad especially today him.
Speaker 1: I love that making sound like it's like it's good
Speaker 1: like this, I can't replicate it.
Speaker 4: I wish, I wish, I wish there existed. So it's
Speaker 4: like a fucking like a sharp ass horrible magic.
Speaker 3: At the end of with magic.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I wish there was like some way, because there's
Speaker 4: other sound effects that you can find, like you could
Speaker 4: find like edit Eddie sound effects like by themselves, like
Speaker 4: out out there somewhere like I found. The second I
Speaker 4: found the Sumo sound, I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 4: I'm never letting go of this. It's so good. There
Speaker 4: was a there was a sound effect in Ed and
Speaker 4: Eddie that like I think only happened once, but it's
Speaker 4: freaked me out.
Speaker 3: It's one of the movies Wheels. It's like Wheels and
Speaker 3: a pig somehow put together. I don't even I don't
Speaker 3: know what the sound is, but it's I've never heard
Speaker 3: that sound for me.
Speaker 4: For me, it sounds like I don't even know, like
Speaker 4: an old ogre coming whoa. It's literally like oh, it's
Speaker 4: like it's like really fucking horrified, Like but I can't
Speaker 4: but I don't know how to, Like you can't you
Speaker 4: can't search for that, so like I would have to
Speaker 4: watch the whole show again, So like that's frustrating, you know, and.
Speaker 5: I'm like, I don't know, I don't I.
Speaker 4: Got that time.
Speaker 1: So sometimes you just can't, Like how do I look
Speaker 1: at this?
Speaker 5: I can't look up.
Speaker 3: Is such a Like I didn't like that show very much.
Speaker 3: You're crazy, but there were moments from that show that
Speaker 3: would make me laugh till I would get headaches.
Speaker 4: My dad. My dad and I both like of all
Speaker 4: the shows that I would watch, it was SpongeBob and
Speaker 4: Ed and Eddie that he like as an adult, appreciated
Speaker 4: and would like sit and watch with me and would
Speaker 4: laugh because that show is an obnoxious I remember specifically
Speaker 4: like hearing him laugh. They when they took they took
Speaker 4: ed stairs away because it was grounded. It's like they
Speaker 4: took my stairs away because I am grounded, and then
Speaker 4: they just pus He says, that's disturbing, and it's just
Speaker 4: so real, so bad.
Speaker 1: They made it so he couldn't leave because he would
Speaker 1: have just wandered out again and probably ate a dog
Speaker 1: or something like that when he eats the bed, of course,
Speaker 1: and you're not terrible parents, you know, the parents keeping
Speaker 1: people saving.
Speaker 3: If he wanted to, he could really hurt somebody.
Speaker 5: The power scaling of that is crazy.
Speaker 3: That is so much stronger, bigger. Well, you see the
Speaker 3: size of him compared to other kids.
Speaker 1: You know what they're implying though, right, No, yeah, he's
Speaker 1: got he's older, he's what you call he's Lenny. He's
Speaker 1: gifted straight, Yeah, and he's Lenny. He's like literally yeah
Speaker 1: from what's like that's a great mickey of rats.
Speaker 3: And of.
Speaker 4: So stupid. All right, we're gonna read. We're gonna read
Speaker 4: our twenty five dollars patrons their names now that book
Speaker 4: sitting on the shelf of rats and niggas that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we get four copies.
Speaker 3: They should.
Speaker 4: They should make a borderline, like a borderline offensive, like
Speaker 4: a black version of every like, you know, piece of literature.
Speaker 1: Finn just be like two. I don't know what they
Speaker 1: would do, but it's called Niggaberry Finn And what's Tom
Speaker 1: sawyer uh.
Speaker 3: Tom Tom nigga Sawyer Nigga tom So Nigga.
Speaker 1: I had a book I remember somebody Niga soy boy.
Speaker 4: I remember I had something called The Holy Bybisle, which
Speaker 4: was the dumbest fucking thing I've ever seen. Like I
Speaker 4: couldn't believe it's somewhere. It's probably sitting in my fucking
Speaker 4: basement somewhere.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: It's like and it's like the Bible and like in.
Speaker 4: Whatever it is whatever, I can't remember.
Speaker 1: What dog speaks in. Well, it's not necessary, that's it is. No,
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I guess you can classify it as that.
Speaker 1: But I thought he had a word for it.
Speaker 3: Do do we speak at bonics?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: You speak dumb?
Speaker 1: No, it just no, not really, because I meant, how
Speaker 1: do you even whatever? Dude? Because like to me, it's
Speaker 1: like e Bonx is like is Oakland ship? That's all
Speaker 1: it is to me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's like very specific. Areas well, technically it is
Speaker 4: what people, that's what it was. But they're like, this
Speaker 4: is technically ebonic black, all black, all literature. I can't
Speaker 4: admit this into my awards because I don't know what
Speaker 4: the fuck these eights wailing about.
Speaker 5: Alright, we're gonna get We're gonna get the fuck out
Speaker 5: of here.
Speaker 4: We're gonna read the twenty five dollars patrons. Uh uh so,
Speaker 4: pop on over there. If you want to have your
Speaker 4: name right at the end of the show and make
Speaker 4: us say stupid shit, go ahead and do it. It
Speaker 4: never gets.
Speaker 3: Old, never at all. It doesn't get old.
Speaker 4: My thought is actually killing me. I might have to
Speaker 4: hand this off to you after a page.
Speaker 3: Want me to do, I'll do the first page was
Speaker 3: I gonna get the last one?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 3: That twenty five dollar patrons starting now, goognick the edge, goim.
Speaker 4: Stupid goon the hedgehogs, Sonic the bust and his feet
Speaker 4: start doing a twirly thing.
Speaker 1: He's like, you gonna make the same sound effect when
Speaker 1: he's like charging uh from like you know, like the
Speaker 1: old Sega sound was like.
Speaker 3: I haven't heard him. I haven't played a Sonic orally
Speaker 3: Sonic media very much. I heard the new one's actually
Speaker 3: very good though. I heard the New Sonic and Shadow
Speaker 3: Generations is a very good game, so I might get it.
Speaker 1: You're right.
Speaker 3: Michael Maga Jackson comedy shorts Rapist and Shaggy is Little
Speaker 3: Wi and as Shaggy and his little companion roofy Do
Speaker 3: hitting a new born with a berserker barrage. It would
Speaker 3: just be juice. Uh, just played the Hammer game with
Speaker 3: my grandpa. I don't think he's breathing jumping in front
Speaker 3: of an anime truck to go to anime.
Speaker 4: We're all taking back fifty penta.
Speaker 3: Bites of AI generated hand side as real blackmail by
Speaker 3: the prophet.
Speaker 1: The arbiter is on. What is that.
Speaker 3: Is a coming face by the prophet. Arbiter is on
Speaker 3: Info Wars, yelling at Derek wait wait, yelling at Derek
Speaker 3: to watch Jojo? What by the prophet the Arbiter is
Speaker 3: on Info Wars, yelling for Derek to watch Jojo like
Speaker 3: Jo's as I'm assuming or your wife, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Crystals, fox massive, any throbbing girl cock.
Speaker 1: Legend.
Speaker 3: Uh got my ball stuck in the elevator door. All
Speaker 3: of your organs, all your organs jiggle and shift around
Speaker 3: your body constantly, but I can't feel it because my
Speaker 3: brain locks it out. Dang Sweeney reenacting the wheelchair scene
Speaker 3: from Red Dragon with his grandpa or his grandma. No,
Speaker 3: I would not, That's terrible, that is crazy.
Speaker 4: That is so fucked.
Speaker 3: I love my grandma.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't that show like, is it just the part where
Speaker 1: it's flaming and going down the road, or is it
Speaker 1: the part where they're strapped down.
Speaker 3: It's strapped down, I'm assuming, and then it's.
Speaker 1: Showing the slides and then you show your fucking tattoos
Speaker 1: and your naked ass.
Speaker 3: That movie was fun. I saw that in theater. That
Speaker 3: movie why, I don't know.
Speaker 5: I saw that in theater.
Speaker 3: It was like a tradition we would go.
Speaker 1: So I saw, I saw Hannibal, I saw fucking Red Dragon,
Speaker 1: and I saw Animal Rising.
Speaker 3: I didn't I was shooting.
Speaker 1: I guess, I don't remember, but for some reason I
Speaker 1: thought Due Red Dragon was so fucking weird. Hannibal Rising
Speaker 1: was all right, the prequel, but yeah, it was crazy.
Speaker 1: Little son pb Wait where I don't see it? Right there?
Speaker 3: The tippers in.
Speaker 4: His hand, trying to keep it in his hand.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's clamping it because he was about to bust.
Speaker 3: He's a palmer, He's.
Speaker 1: This is this is the hedgehog.
Speaker 3: That's insane. Brouley backshotting, Swen Sweeny is Christian is Ozar
Speaker 3: Reform Ray Swards, Episode six, Return of the Niggy Cumpling's
Speaker 3: office down the way. Officer Down says the swap what
Speaker 3: the glasses swapped? Westing wide tooth of blacks. Okay, I
Speaker 3: don't know what the fun some toyter looney to a
Speaker 3: fucking albu like you.
Speaker 1: Like he's supposed to be speaking like my tyson.
Speaker 3: I guess I get the down off of the down
Speaker 3: some about he's gonna fight Jake Paul is gonna get
Speaker 3: hurt really bad. I don't like that. I don't like
Speaker 3: this is gonna happen. I think Jake Paul is absolutely
Speaker 3: a fucking glaring cunt, even a green this fight or
Speaker 3: set it up. I think Mike is too old and
Speaker 3: too prideful to think he'll get.
Speaker 1: Hurt because he is so juiced up right now, or
Speaker 1: he is roided to the eightieses so fucking like I think.
Speaker 1: I don't think he's gonna win, but I don't think
Speaker 1: he'll be humiliated because he's he's kind of I just
Speaker 1: think he's gonna be too too much drugs.
Speaker 3: So I don't like it.
Speaker 1: Man, I don't like it either. Only it's free if
Speaker 1: you have Netflix.
Speaker 3: And Swing using his microphone core to floss the gap
Speaker 3: between his teeth. Come on, that is not nice.
Speaker 4: You're on.
Speaker 3: I thought I taught the dog to bark in Morris Cold,
Speaker 3: so technically it was consensual. Uh jorkin the pain as vance,
Speaker 3: the power of come on a in the chin of
Speaker 3: your mother, The power of might come on the chin
Speaker 3: of your mother. I'm the type of tired sleep can't
Speaker 3: fix Vanda the Dead that actorly has me acting like
Speaker 3: the Deep after the recent Superman BS swing, He's no
Speaker 3: longer has a writes I'll write on most topics.
Speaker 1: Somehow, I have avoided any title of the Creator songs
Speaker 1: and not heard a single one until I knew it.
Speaker 3: I don't know, like fucking I think such a boring
Speaker 3: artist now.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 3: I think he's making music, like he's making interesting music,
Speaker 3: but I just don't like it anymore. Just I just
Speaker 3: don't give a fuck that's.
Speaker 1: Really interested in me. I heard some of it and
Speaker 1: I was like, I have to I have to make
Speaker 1: a certain mood to even give it a try.
Speaker 3: I think I appreciate that he's making he's moving forward
Speaker 3: as an artist and changing, which I think is a
Speaker 3: good thing. I think if you're gonna keep making, really
Speaker 3: you should continue to change and he's not being bad
Speaker 3: at it, but it's like I haven't been a fan
Speaker 3: of since like twenty like when he was saying why,
Speaker 3: which is when I was a fan of him, But
Speaker 3: that's when I was younger.
Speaker 1: Like that's like I was like, oh, younkers, that was
Speaker 1: pretty Uh that was like that was a that was
Speaker 1: a moment.
Speaker 3: I guess, yeah, I think young I didn't even of
Speaker 3: course his best work. I think he made.
Speaker 1: It's not his best work, but it was just like
Speaker 1: him breaking out into the scene with that was I
Speaker 1: thought that was actually really.
Speaker 3: I like the thought of each your mixtape, I think,
Speaker 3: I think because I think he was always just not
Speaker 3: the moll the pressed person off future of me. I
Speaker 3: thought Earl was impressed way better. I think everybody everybody
Speaker 3: record people people like Earl is such a weird rapper.
Speaker 3: There's no flow, and I'm like, Earl's flow is offbeat
Speaker 3: because he mimics M F. Doom, one of the greatest
Speaker 3: rappers ever. But I think, people, what.
Speaker 1: Do you mean?
Speaker 3: Like he looks like it's.
Speaker 1: Like I think, just what happened to him that?
Speaker 4: Like he's a sweatshirt?
Speaker 3: Wasn't he like in some type of institution or something.
Speaker 3: What happened?
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 3: They were they were all they were all like friends
Speaker 3: when they were they were all friends when they were younger. Right,
Speaker 3: what happened is that Earl's mom saw him going down
Speaker 3: to bad path because obviously Tyler and them were not
Speaker 3: good influence is on a young person. Not saying Tyler
Speaker 3: was a bad person or anything like that, but he
Speaker 3: wasn't the best influence for that, like Earl was. Earl
Speaker 3: was showing bad signs, you know, like obviously like some
Speaker 3: reason when my grandma moved fro New York City, like
Speaker 3: she started seeing bad signs in me in the area
Speaker 3: was around. We said a few people, like she set
Speaker 3: some people on fire, you know, I turned to building
Speaker 3: the crucifixes and bird people. But she was like, oh,
Speaker 3: I don't really think my son is safe being around
Speaker 3: like this environment. I want him to be in a
Speaker 3: better place. Yeah, she's also she herself was an academic
Speaker 3: m curious but cious that Carlson.
Speaker 1: That a fun.
Speaker 3: That's the test. That's thet Dave Ruben has on his back.
Speaker 4: No, he has bullseye bulls eye inserted below.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I feel so bad.
Speaker 1: That's not funny.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, but what this of it is that Tyler
Speaker 3: guy went to pick the Samoa for like a year,
Speaker 3: like like a sort of like a rick or not
Speaker 3: a how.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't know he.
Speaker 3: Got sent like over there, like he was saying.
Speaker 1: I didn't know where it was. I know, he was
Speaker 1: like gone, he was.
Speaker 3: Like a I wouldn't say, a juvenile like delinquency, plays ball, weasel.
Speaker 1: What is this?
Speaker 4: I don't know. I was trying to draw that dog.
Speaker 4: I started off trying to draw that fucking droopy dog
Speaker 4: from the then the testicles turn it a little pig
Speaker 4: pig fella.
Speaker 3: Okay, But yeah, he went there, and by the time
Speaker 3: he came back, he was just like he did a
Speaker 3: lot of growing up, like a lot of introspection, and
Speaker 3: he was already like sort of checked out with the
Speaker 3: way that they were doing things. He was like, look
Speaker 3: like y'all, like I understand, like we don't mean anything
Speaker 3: ill by it, but like this ship, we're saying, it's
Speaker 3: not the most conducive to like helping young black men
Speaker 3: be the best they could be. But there's a lot
Speaker 3: to put on someone as an artist in general. But
Speaker 3: like he was already he was kind of just checked out.
Speaker 3: He was like, I'm not really I want to make
Speaker 3: my own kind of like music that helps like really
Speaker 3: provoke thought. Yeah, He's like if he would have if
Speaker 3: he would have kept the scene he had, he would
Speaker 3: have been as big as Kendrick and like that now
Speaker 3: Kendrick and Cole and he kept that scene, but he
Speaker 3: just didn't care about that. He wanted to make music
Speaker 3: that was going to be feeding his soul. He was like,
Speaker 3: I want to make things I want to make. Yeah,
Speaker 3: definitely a big what if, right, and so he was like,
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna go underground. And then he got the
Speaker 3: Alchemist to be the person that's like, why fuck with
Speaker 3: you heavy? And now he has one of the best
Speaker 3: what huh, Well, he has one of the best beat
Speaker 3: makers in music history making music for him, beats for
Speaker 3: him all the time. So I mean he won in
Speaker 3: the end, but like.
Speaker 1: It's still kind of a what if, Like I wonder
Speaker 1: how that would have went.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he I mean he's still revolutionary for underground hip hop.
Speaker 3: You know, he's he is the guy for it right now,
Speaker 3: so I respect him for what it is.
Speaker 1: It's pretty gay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Metallica's Metallica gay for whites. Gay for whites, I'm
Speaker 3: off the fuck an arian? Whoa okay, kiss I in
Speaker 3: the thick of it, on the tip of it, on
Speaker 3: the tip of it, beating domestic violence allegations like how
Speaker 3: I beat my wife Blair White canonically banking Alex Jones
Speaker 3: Hannibal liked their politely asked Dicks World Graham pissing on
Speaker 3: Hannibal's pussing in animal's mouth and giving him a piss kink.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Jimmy Pesto from Bob's Burgers Pat Hook
Speaker 3: part took oh in January sixth he did? No right, no, right, no?
Speaker 3: What is he saying? It says that, But I'm like,
Speaker 3: isn't Jamy Prestol the fucking character?
Speaker 4: He? Uh what what?
Speaker 1: What? What is? Does it say? Give me other information?
Speaker 3: No, it just says that.
Speaker 1: Oh well, yeah, well he's he's going to prison. Who
Speaker 1: one of the characters from Bob Burger's Oh dah, that's.
Speaker 4: Right, Jimmy Jimmy Festa's dad or something, right like the
Speaker 4: father pastah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's.
Speaker 4: He actually did he went to did do January sixth stuff. Yeah, dad,
Speaker 4: He's gonna go get molested in prison.
Speaker 1: Bro. Yeah, it's so funny how many of those dumb
Speaker 1: assholes got tricked. It really is hilarious.
Speaker 3: Death Jack Maori filming at the burning down of the
Speaker 3: Sears going to.
Speaker 4: Jail for the guy, for the guy from the Apprentice.
Speaker 3: The pice insane. You take six weight, you take sixteen comes,
Speaker 3: and what do you get? You get another gay home
Speaker 3: and a testicle with great Peter with uh set a
Speaker 3: great Peter.
Speaker 4: Won't you help me?
Speaker 3: Won't you take the whole? I? Oh, I guess it's
Speaker 3: like a lyric. I don't know. I didn't know the
Speaker 3: songs that I not to read the right cannans. Y'all
Speaker 3: should start a rape band. Y'all start a rape parody
Speaker 3: band called rape Against.
Speaker 4: That is crazy.
Speaker 1: Rape.
Speaker 3: That is crazy that you even suggest and it's just rapes.
Speaker 1: It's just that's so fucking that is so anti rise against.
Speaker 3: Also that it's insane. Big meat, the stinks ray stop
Speaker 3: my human tax They fleshlight and dildo business will pop off.
Speaker 3: Just trust me. Uh Andy the man who's handies are
Speaker 3: now eightier, but not as dandy.
Speaker 1: Evil sween be like, I'm skinned, I'm not gay? Oh shit?
Speaker 3: Uh Denika Patrick is more retarded than you think she
Speaker 3: literally thinks that the world runs by shape shifting reptilians.
Speaker 3: Check it out. No, she's in the smoker kids. What
Speaker 3: if you to during Patrick.
Speaker 4: She's into fucking reptilians.
Speaker 3: She toube existed during slavery where there be slavery View
Speaker 3: Channel's question mark. That is a fucking wild savor.
Speaker 1: That is wild.
Speaker 3: Jacking off the ripper? Why does she.
Speaker 4: In like the fucking seventeen fucking whatever is like it
Speaker 4: would be fucking like skill up, but for a slave?
Speaker 1: Do not recommend, Mike, do not recommend.
Speaker 5: I do not recommend hockey.
Speaker 1: Whatever? Yeah? Whatever?
Speaker 3: That?
Speaker 4: Why that jack backing off the ripper?
Speaker 3: Why does sweets hair look like that? Sweets teeth are
Speaker 3: gross and gay? I have really good I think that's
Speaker 3: pretty gross. By the power of raw, you're praying with
Speaker 3: the you're playing with the big gays now, Prince of Egypt.
Speaker 1: You playing with the big gays now? Kevin Durant's feet.
Speaker 1: Derek wants to the next one. Yeah, I just had
Speaker 1: with the Big Gays now. James's watching that the other day.
Speaker 1: It's a good movie, except with all the extremely historically
Speaker 1: and accurate, but it's still good.
Speaker 3: Don't don't that conversation.
Speaker 4: Let's not do that.
Speaker 1: If you read a book and you realize a lot
Speaker 1: of that that's stuff they say about that group of people.
Speaker 1: It's not exactly historically correct. It's really it's really fucked.
Speaker 1: I'm a little bit. I'm a little bit sad because
Speaker 1: I started to catch up on why, because I couldn't
Speaker 1: understand why so many people were calling the client is
Speaker 1: ziais and I'm like, he's not. I was like, what
Speaker 1: the fuck are people? I caught up on, like I understand.
Speaker 3: Why people say if you read, if you read anything
Speaker 3: about history proper involving a lot of the situations with
Speaker 3: the he's a victim with people of that group. People
Speaker 3: don't know real history. They are they have been oppressed,
Speaker 3: and it's really sad. And they are they've been nearly exterminated,
Speaker 3: and that's also very sad. But also read books to
Speaker 3: understand why what everything is, you know, like they still
Speaker 3: deserve respect, and it's.
Speaker 1: Just from his perspective, and a lot of peoples, they
Speaker 1: just have bad history. They they they're they're being they've
Speaker 1: been told something from young of how something, how something
Speaker 1: went down, and.
Speaker 3: It's just it's the same argument they make about the
Speaker 3: people that they're literally also, and.
Speaker 1: It's unfortunate because that's a lot of those people mean
Speaker 1: extremely well, they just it's just an unfortunate situation.
Speaker 3: So many of them are mill misinformed and yeah, really
Speaker 3: fucking dumb religion. But no one wants to talk about
Speaker 3: that because then you get label desionists and you don't
Speaker 3: get a chance to work anymore.
Speaker 1: The South is oh wait, did are you guys doing you?
Speaker 3: You?
Speaker 1: Oh? This is the next Okay, So the South is
Speaker 1: the best region of hip hop by far.
Speaker 3: That's your opinion.
Speaker 1: I think it has some great I think that was
Speaker 1: true once upon a time.
Speaker 3: I don't think that was ever true. It was never
Speaker 3: the best.
Speaker 1: It had fantastic, I guess, and then I guess not
Speaker 1: the best. It was just kind of having some of
Speaker 1: the most. Uh yeah, it just had like a boon, right, Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go, relinquished ye contents of ye pockets, rev
Speaker 1: Or thou shall chef A man up? Who is that saying?
Speaker 5: I'm during super saying butt heead.
Speaker 3: That's what I was getting at. Was like, oh, that's
Speaker 3: probably a Beavis, but.
Speaker 1: Mister pants, thick of it, thick of it, mister Dickovic
Speaker 1: and everybody owes me my money or I'll make you cold.
Speaker 3: So I guess like I'm.
Speaker 1: Mister Dickovich and everybody. I don't know the it's probably
Speaker 1: maybe it's supposed to be in the in the in
Speaker 1: the beat of it, but I don't remember it. Sorry,
Speaker 1: but I do like I do. I I like where
Speaker 1: this was supposed to go because I'm a still I'm
Speaker 1: a big fan of mister Dickovic. Give me my money.
Speaker 3: Does doesA ever have rounded eyes?
Speaker 1: Beverage cardboard? Eldrick not a lu Jesus, Jesus Jesus. And
Speaker 1: I like that one. For Polished people are honoring Polish
Speaker 1: people are honorary negros.
Speaker 4: This is an actual fact.
Speaker 1: Google it.
Speaker 3: That's not true.
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Speaker 3: No, it was someone set me an image of.
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Speaker 3: I it was the first thing I saw in the
Speaker 3: morning I woke up, I was like, all right, cool,
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep reading. I don't Aris versus Clinton squared off.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't want to know what that is.
Speaker 3: That is diabolical.
Speaker 1: That story where you had to tell a friend that
Speaker 1: trespassing is dangerous sounded smokey coded. I really want Jakie
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Speaker 3: I'm ridden like areas where black people are doing the
Speaker 3: worst thing. Of course I gotta become racist. Yeah, that's
Speaker 3: what happens unless you're fucking smart enough to understand what's
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Speaker 4: Uh No, not yet.
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Speaker 1: Theo Vaughan or Rogan to hear him sometimes chuckle. That's
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Speaker 1: I mean I heard him when he was talking about
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Speaker 1: I was listening to this Dark Tank this stark Day.
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Speaker 4: I watched him die.
Speaker 1: I had him killed.
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Speaker 3: do it?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: I would. I would sabotage everything.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: like write a book about it.
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Speaker 1: would do it daily, and he would just be who
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Speaker 3: Feeling was attractive?
Speaker 1: Well so obviously obviously lean clearly clearly she was like, oh,
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Speaker 3: They all they all mentioned she's just.
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Speaker 1: romance sex novels, of those corny ass niggas.
Speaker 3: I think that's why he just like, oh he looks
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Speaker 1: I don't know guy in real life that like that.
Speaker 1: That's what fascinates me, Like they exist because those books
Speaker 1: are popular.
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Speaker 3: I never see guys like that really in my life
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Speaker 1: what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Like, that's what's so.
Speaker 3: But when he was prevalent, I wasn't talking to girls
Speaker 3: about like I wasn't having those that that's that's true,
Speaker 3: But it's because a lot of women thought he was hot,
Speaker 3: you know, I don't.
Speaker 1: It feels like it was one of those things where
Speaker 1: it's like, you know how like Trump's base ignore his
Speaker 1: like clownish spray tan where he clearly looks stupid as ship,
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Speaker 1: is awesome and ship. I almost feel like it was
Speaker 1: like a like a fang like that a wave of
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Speaker 1: they were. They were good bodies, man, Yeah pleasing. The
Speaker 1: men look stupid as fuck, and I'm glad that's over.
Speaker 1: I just the scene guys look so goddamn stupid they
Speaker 1: look they look. I was just watching some old like
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Speaker 1: these old emo bands, and I'm just laughing because I'm like, bro,
Speaker 1: all of them now like how they look, because some
Speaker 1: of them are a lot of bands are coming back
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Speaker 1: I'm like, I all of you just hate that ship
Speaker 1: how you look.
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Speaker 4: they probably like it still and they're just like they.
Speaker 3: Might like that back then. I appreciate. I thought it
Speaker 3: was cool back then. I could never imagine.
Speaker 4: That it's also part of branding, like in images like
Speaker 4: I think I think it was more to be more
Speaker 4: about being striking.
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Speaker 1: don't grow out of that ship other than like the
Speaker 1: kids that were never really into it, they just did
Speaker 1: it to be cool or something. But the god people
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Speaker 1: like the way that he dressed and they're like, oh,
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