Speaker 1: Calorroga shark media.
Speaker 2: Man, Johnny Mack, you think you could do something a
Speaker 2: little up beat the back half of Thursday's podcast where
Speaker 2: you talked about Jerry Lewis Film of the Day, the
Speaker 2: Clown Cried, and the Nazi stuff in there. That was
Speaker 2: a little heavy. Johnny Mack, What are you doing, hey, listener?
Speaker 2: You think you got a bad I'm recording Thursday and
Speaker 2: Friday back to back because I got some stuff going
Speaker 2: on in my life and I had a pre tape.
Speaker 2: I just told that story in my world ninety seconds ago.
Speaker 2: I'm still feeling it. But it is hot take time.
Speaker 2: Here's a hot take. I didn't come up with this
Speaker 2: hot take, but I will read you a hot take.
Speaker 2: The hot take is Joe Rogan is too powerful in
Speaker 2: the comedy world, oh know. Chris Beck wrote for Splice
Speaker 2: Today the lead off sentence the comedians he promotes or
Speaker 2: as annoying as a midnight car alarm. Oh wow, Okay,
Speaker 2: so we're gonna come for Joe Rogan here, let's see
Speaker 2: what Chris Beck has to say. In January, comedian Kat
Speaker 2: Williams start up the comedy world blah blah blah for
Speaker 2: some truth telling Joe got six comedians that have never
Speaker 2: been funny that he just wants to push out, said
Speaker 2: Kat Williams. Williams didn't identify the comedians. Chris Beck has
Speaker 2: speculated that those comedians are Brendan Schaub, Bert Krescher, Tom Sigora,
Speaker 2: Andrew Schultz, Ari Shafir, and Brian Callen. Beck writes, Brendan
Speaker 2: Shab has appeared on The Joe Rogan Experience ninety one times. Still,
Speaker 2: he's merely a filler guest who gets the call so
Speaker 2: often because he's Rogan's buddy, and Rogan's loyal to his pals.
Speaker 2: However uninteresting that may be, you don't tell him out.
Speaker 2: Mike from The Letterman Podcast and I we've been talking
Speaker 2: about doing something semi regular, and it's not like, oh,
Speaker 2: I have nothing to talk about, let me just bug
Speaker 2: Mike from the Letterman Podcast. We just really get along
Speaker 2: and like talking about stuff. The only reason we haven't
Speaker 2: done it yet is because of scheduling. But like, I
Speaker 2: have no problem with Joe Rogan going here's a reliable
Speaker 2: guest that I like talking to. That's what you do,
Speaker 2: Chris Beck writes, Shab's comedy special Gringo Poppy, filmed in Dallas.
Speaker 2: I have not seen. It is the least funny event
Speaker 2: who happened in that town since the Kennedy assassination. Rogan
Speaker 2: won't even let Shop appear at the Mothership. Bert Kreischer,
Speaker 2: with thirty seven Joe Rogan Experience appearances, is another member
Speaker 2: of Rogan's goon squad, although unlike Shop, he's had financial
Speaker 2: success as a comedian. He had an adventure show on
Speaker 2: the Travel Channel and a low rated comedy special on Showtime.
Speaker 2: When Rogan called him up and told him to quit
Speaker 2: TV because he was a storyteller he should be telling
Speaker 2: stories on stage. Yeah, wasn't that pretty good advice? Hey
Speaker 2: Bert Kraser, you know that story you have about the machine,
Speaker 2: it's a good story. You should tell it. That's great
Speaker 2: advice from Joe Rogan to made the dude's career. And
Speaker 2: it's a good bit and the movie was fine. Kreischer's
Speaker 2: signature move is to take a shirt off, exposing his
Speaker 2: obast torso he does this during his act and even
Speaker 2: while sitting on a couch on a podcast. Why it's
Speaker 2: a look at me move from a guy who graves attention.
Speaker 2: Like all of Rogan's squad does. Dude, do you think
Speaker 2: there's a single stand up comedian who doesn't crave attention? Well,
Speaker 2: that's why they're up there. I will work with a
Speaker 2: lot of comedians. They're all at least a little crazy.
Speaker 2: When Krascher appeared on Tony Hinchcliff's popular comedy show Killed Toun,
Speaker 2: New York comic Jim Norton cracked a funny ed lib.
Speaker 2: Instead of letting Norton take all the well deserved applause
Speaker 2: for the audience, Chraysier Adopta's shirt so we could get
Speaker 2: in on the action. Dude, come on man, all right, continuing,
Speaker 2: Tom Sagora has appeared on The Joe Rogan Experience forty
Speaker 2: one times. He was funny when he was chubby, but
Speaker 2: after he hired a personal trainer and buffed up, the
Speaker 2: laugh started to go away. Of his xs pounds. All right,
Speaker 2: So Burt Kreischer is too fat. Tom Sagora is too fit.
Speaker 2: His act is now like listening to your boring friend
Speaker 2: who won't stop talking about the funny things his kids do.
Speaker 2: It's the laziest form of comedy. No, it's not the
Speaker 2: laziest form of comedy. The laziest form of comedy is
Speaker 2: just getting up and saying something vulgar for vulgar's sake.
Speaker 2: I used to illustrate this and teach her to my
Speaker 2: college classes, and I used to just out of nowhere
Speaker 2: go and then I punched her in the place you
Speaker 2: probably shouldn't punch a woman. Dave Chappelle has used a
Speaker 2: similar joke. I heard Chappelle do it after I pointed
Speaker 2: this out. Anyway, when I used to randomly say and
Speaker 2: then I punched her in and I would get laughs,
Speaker 2: and then I would point out to this class, I
Speaker 2: didn't even tell a joke there. That's the laziest form
Speaker 2: of comedy. And again I'm not a comedian. I'm just illustrating.
Speaker 2: I could say something really vulgar or really outrateous and
Speaker 2: get a chuckle out of you. It doesn't make for
Speaker 2: good comedy. Actually, the article last year, when I had
Speaker 2: an airport employee made Tom Sigora check his bag. He
Speaker 2: had a two day meltdown, beginning with his tweet dumb
Speaker 2: seaword from airlines made me geet check my bag so
Speaker 2: she can feel little power that she has in her life.
Speaker 2: I get it. You win this round, Seaword when this
Speaker 2: repulsive prima doma like Range elicited a bunch of negative
Speaker 2: responses from his fans. Sigura duck deeper, tweeting all the
Speaker 2: pores and losers have the same response, Oh you were inconvenience,
Speaker 2: Well you should accept it. Sigor has let his money
Speaker 2: go to his head. Continuing the article, Andrew Schultz is
Speaker 2: another Rogan regular who got some fame began to buy
Speaker 2: the hype. Schltz is annoying before he opens his mouth
Speaker 2: because of the bizarre Hitler esque haircut he's sported lately. Okay,
Speaker 2: so now we're going to judge people on their looks.
Speaker 2: Maybe you don't like his stylized haircut doesn't mean he's
Speaker 2: not funny. It's the equivalent of Bert Kreischer's gross shirtless
Speaker 2: look as an attention grabbing device. I almost lipp in
Speaker 2: a triumph there again. Should I do that bit again?
Speaker 2: Schultz once charged his fans for his latest comedy special
Speaker 2: and then put it on Netflix a month later. That
Speaker 2: happens a lot. Dude. Brian Kallen has appeared on The
Speaker 2: Joe Rowan Experience eighty six times. Callen's not as annoying
Speaker 2: as the rest of Rogan's boys, but he's hardly worth mentioning.
Speaker 2: He's made four comedy specials but hasn't been able to
Speaker 2: sell any to a streaming service. Or Shaffer has sixty
Speaker 2: seven Joe Rogan experience appearances. We have to behave, but
Speaker 2: when it appears, I'm killed. Tony He's known for pulling
Speaker 2: his testicles out. He's violent too. Comedian Bobby Lee once
Speaker 2: invited some of his mat TV buddies to LA's Comedy
Speaker 2: Store for a set. Shafiro's girlfriend was there, met with
Speaker 2: one of Lee's friends, and was soon dating him. Shafir
Speaker 2: blamed Lee and physically assaulted him on three different occasions.
Speaker 2: I've never heard that story. I've in fact checked it,
Speaker 2: but one should not physically assault anyone. Now. I have
Speaker 2: googled here Shaffir assault Lee, and there are several youtubes,
Speaker 2: TikTok's reddits, nothing from anything that I would consider a
Speaker 2: major news source. So I just want to throw that
Speaker 2: out there. I don't know what's true or not. Again,
Speaker 2: I am reading from an article in Splice Today under
Speaker 2: the headline Joe Rogan is too powerful in the comedy world.
Speaker 2: Shaffir's comic Cretch is trying to be edgy even though
Speaker 2: he's fifty. Can you not be edgie at fifty? George
Speaker 2: Carlin was pretty edgy. On the day of Kobe Brian's death,
Speaker 2: Shafir wrote on Twitter, Kobe Bryant died twenty three years
Speaker 2: too late. Today he got away with rape because of
Speaker 2: all the Hollywood liberals who attack comedy enjoy rooting for
Speaker 2: the Lakers more than they dislike rape. I hate the Lakers.
Speaker 2: What a great day. That caused an Internet firestorm about
Speaker 2: a bad joke, but there's no joke there. It's a
Speaker 2: straight troll, reasonably fair. There are some aspects to Kobe
Speaker 2: Bryant's biography then I'm not going to litigate here, but
Speaker 2: on that particular day, that did feel a little too soon.
Speaker 2: I remember that day anyway. Interesting article there in a
Speaker 2: Joe Rogan hot take. My take, Joe Rogan has been
Speaker 2: very good for stand up comedy. Comedy comes in many forms.
Speaker 2: You might like the Austin scene. You might like the
Speaker 2: New York brick walls smoking cigarette guys. You might like
Speaker 2: the La All scene. It's all good. Dean Cole's got
Speaker 2: a new special coming to Netflix. It is called Okay Mister.
Speaker 2: In it Dean Cole recalls the telltale signs of aging,
Speaker 2: bedroom mishaps, at dating deal breakers and more. Let's listen
Speaker 2: to a bit of the trailer. I'm cutting a little
Speaker 2: bit early here. He's got one more punch line after
Speaker 2: I cut. But it's a little naughty when.
Speaker 1: Black people cheet, like we dip off with somebody else.
Speaker 1: You know, we'd like to go to white establishments because
Speaker 1: we know ain't no black people there to see us.
Speaker 1: I was with this girl one day. She was like,
Speaker 1: why you got me at this medieval castle?
Speaker 2: Dean Cole. Okay, mister, filmed back in May in La.
Speaker 2: Part of the Netflix is a joke festival. Okay, mister.
Speaker 2: On Netflix September seventeenth. I've mentioned this before, but they're
Speaker 2: bringing back Chris Rocks. Everybody still Hates Chris. This time
Speaker 2: it's animated. It will be on Comedy Central. We now
Speaker 2: have a date September twenty fifth at ten pm. I
Speaker 2: have no idea why we're making this. Love You Chris Rock,
Speaker 2: but I don't think anybody really cared about the the
Speaker 2: first time. But now it's an animated series. Okay, fine,
Speaker 2: in Everybody still hates Chris Chris Rock narrates stories inspired
Speaker 2: by his experience growing up as a skinny nerd, you know,
Speaker 2: working class family in Betstye, Brooklyn during the eighties. Terry
Speaker 2: Crews plays dad. Tim Johnson Junior plays young Chris, a
Speaker 2: nerd who wants to be cool, but he's outshined by
Speaker 2: his younger brother, tortured by his little sister, and foiled
Speaker 2: by his cheapskate dad. All right, let's do some political
Speaker 2: stuff from both sides. Kamil nan Gianni says he's been
Speaker 2: in touch with the Harris Walls campaign about getting involved
Speaker 2: with the election. Kamal says, I'm gonna make videos to
Speaker 2: get people to register to vote. I might make some
Speaker 2: appearances later. I think it's really important everybody registered to
Speaker 2: vote and everybody does vote. Whoever you vote for, that's
Speaker 2: on you. But you gotta vote. Please register to vote.
Speaker 2: Camille says it's really unbelievable how I was feeling a
Speaker 2: month and a half ago and how I'm feeling now.
Speaker 2: It's really inspiring. This has given me faith in humanity.
Speaker 2: I just feel lighter and happier. I'm gonna say I'm
Speaker 2: fighting to stay hopeful and not get too optimistic or confident.
Speaker 2: There's still a lot of work to do. Tim Dillon
Speaker 2: made a lot of fun of Kamala Harris on his podcast.
Speaker 2: Tim said, Kamala Harris is running on I'm not even
Speaker 2: kidding the word joy Joy be happy. There's nothing to
Speaker 2: do with healthcare. She said. We're going to stop the
Speaker 2: food from being expensive, fatty, You're gonna be able to
Speaker 2: eat for less. That's what Kamalo's platform is. She wants
Speaker 2: to put price controls on the food or platform. Right now,
Speaker 2: the only policy we know about is essentially a sign
Speaker 2: in a Vegas restaurant eat for less. That's all she said.
Speaker 2: She's gonna let these fatty boom patties into the grocery store.
Speaker 2: From the Moscow Times, they will have a new show
Speaker 2: about Joe Biden. This one is called Goodbye. In Goodbye,
Speaker 2: the character Joe Biden travels to Russia incognito to find
Speaker 2: out why his sanctions aren't working against Russians. During the visit,
Speaker 2: Joe Biden loses his passport and finds himself trapped in Russia.
Speaker 2: He's then forced to live in a Soviet era apartment
Speaker 2: block and work as an English teacher to save money
Speaker 2: so he can buy a new passport for his return home. Meanwhile,
Speaker 2: CIA agents whisk away retan pensioner Ivanovich, who looks just
Speaker 2: like Biden to the United States. Yes, it's a body
Speaker 2: swap comedy. It won't be out until twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2: Though that's too late, guys. No one's gonna care about
Speaker 2: this a year. You got to get this out next week.
Speaker 2: Russian actor Dmitri Jusef, who's best known for his role
Speaker 2: as Cosmos in the hit gangster series Brigata, We'll play
Speaker 2: Joe Biden. Photos taken during the production show Dmitri dressed
Speaker 2: up in a silver gray wig and wearing pearly white genters.
Speaker 2: He was quoted in the press release of saying, I'm
Speaker 2: really curious to see what will come of our bold
Speaker 2: experiment and whether the audience will be able to recognize
Speaker 2: me and Biden and Biden and me. Nevertheless, I can
Speaker 2: guarantee it will be a kind, lifelike and funny story.
Speaker 2: And that is your comedy news for today. This weekend
Speaker 2: will be normal episodes. I've got plenty of been working
Speaker 2: on it for some time. You know. I hate producers
Speaker 2: that wake up and go, oh my god, it's labor day. Weekend,
Speaker 2: I don't have anything. We should take the week off.
Speaker 2: I plan so I've got shows for you and I'll
Speaker 2: meet you back here tomorrow. See you there