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<v Speaker 1>Calorroga shark media.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, Johnny Mack, you think you could do something a

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<v Speaker 2>little up beat the back half of Thursday's podcast where

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<v Speaker 2>you talked about Jerry Lewis Film of the Day, the

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<v Speaker 2>Clown Cried, and the Nazi stuff in there. That was

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<v Speaker 2>a little heavy. Johnny Mack, What are you doing, hey, listener?

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<v Speaker 2>You think you got a bad I'm recording Thursday and

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<v Speaker 2>Friday back to back because I got some stuff going

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<v Speaker 2>on in my life and I had a pre tape.

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<v Speaker 2>I just told that story in my world ninety seconds ago.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm still feeling it. But it is hot take time.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's a hot take. I didn't come up with this

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<v Speaker 2>hot take, but I will read you a hot take.

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<v Speaker 2>The hot take is Joe Rogan is too powerful in

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<v Speaker 2>the comedy world, oh know. Chris Beck wrote for Splice

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<v Speaker 2>Today the lead off sentence the comedians he promotes or

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<v Speaker 2>as annoying as a midnight car alarm. Oh wow, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so we're gonna come for Joe Rogan here, let's see

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<v Speaker 2>what Chris Beck has to say. In January, comedian Kat

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<v Speaker 2>Williams start up the comedy world blah blah blah for

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<v Speaker 2>some truth telling Joe got six comedians that have never

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<v Speaker 2>been funny that he just wants to push out, said

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<v Speaker 2>Kat Williams. Williams didn't identify the comedians. Chris Beck has

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<v Speaker 2>speculated that those comedians are Brendan Schaub, Bert Krescher, Tom Sigora,

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<v Speaker 2>Andrew Schultz, Ari Shafir, and Brian Callen. Beck writes, Brendan

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<v Speaker 2>Shab has appeared on The Joe Rogan Experience ninety one times. Still,

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<v Speaker 2>he's merely a filler guest who gets the call so

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<v Speaker 2>often because he's Rogan's buddy, and Rogan's loyal to his pals.

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<v Speaker 2>However uninteresting that may be, you don't tell him out.

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<v Speaker 2>Mike from The Letterman Podcast and I we've been talking

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<v Speaker 2>about doing something semi regular, and it's not like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I have nothing to talk about, let me just bug

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<v Speaker 2>Mike from the Letterman Podcast. We just really get along

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<v Speaker 2>and like talking about stuff. The only reason we haven't

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<v Speaker 2>done it yet is because of scheduling. But like, I

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<v Speaker 2>have no problem with Joe Rogan going here's a reliable

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<v Speaker 2>guest that I like talking to. That's what you do,

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<v Speaker 2>Chris Beck writes, Shab's comedy special Gringo Poppy, filmed in Dallas.

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<v Speaker 2>I have not seen. It is the least funny event

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<v Speaker 2>who happened in that town since the Kennedy assassination. Rogan

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<v Speaker 2>won't even let Shop appear at the Mothership. Bert Kreischer,

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<v Speaker 2>with thirty seven Joe Rogan Experience appearances, is another member

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<v Speaker 2>of Rogan's goon squad, although unlike Shop, he's had financial

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<v Speaker 2>success as a comedian. He had an adventure show on

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<v Speaker 2>the Travel Channel and a low rated comedy special on Showtime.

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<v Speaker 2>When Rogan called him up and told him to quit

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<v Speaker 2>TV because he was a storyteller he should be telling

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<v Speaker 2>stories on stage. Yeah, wasn't that pretty good advice? Hey

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<v Speaker 2>Bert Kraser, you know that story you have about the machine,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a good story. You should tell it. That's great

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<v Speaker 2>advice from Joe Rogan to made the dude's career. And

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<v Speaker 2>it's a good bit and the movie was fine. Kreischer's

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<v Speaker 2>signature move is to take a shirt off, exposing his

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<v Speaker 2>obast torso he does this during his act and even

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<v Speaker 2>while sitting on a couch on a podcast. Why it's

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<v Speaker 2>a look at me move from a guy who graves attention.

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<v Speaker 2>Like all of Rogan's squad does. Dude, do you think

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<v Speaker 2>there's a single stand up comedian who doesn't crave attention? Well,

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<v Speaker 2>that's why they're up there. I will work with a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of comedians. They're all at least a little crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>When Krascher appeared on Tony Hinchcliff's popular comedy show Killed Toun,

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<v Speaker 2>New York comic Jim Norton cracked a funny ed lib.

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<v Speaker 2>Instead of letting Norton take all the well deserved applause

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<v Speaker 2>for the audience, Chraysier Adopta's shirt so we could get

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<v Speaker 2>in on the action. Dude, come on man, all right, continuing,

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<v Speaker 2>Tom Sagora has appeared on The Joe Rogan Experience forty

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<v Speaker 2>one times. He was funny when he was chubby, but

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<v Speaker 2>after he hired a personal trainer and buffed up, the

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<v Speaker 2>laugh started to go away. Of his xs pounds. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>So Burt Kreischer is too fat. Tom Sagora is too fit.

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<v Speaker 2>His act is now like listening to your boring friend

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<v Speaker 2>who won't stop talking about the funny things his kids do.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the laziest form of comedy. No, it's not the

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<v Speaker 2>laziest form of comedy. The laziest form of comedy is

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<v Speaker 2>just getting up and saying something vulgar for vulgar's sake.

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<v Speaker 2>I used to illustrate this and teach her to my

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<v Speaker 2>college classes, and I used to just out of nowhere

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<v Speaker 2>go and then I punched her in the place you

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<v Speaker 2>probably shouldn't punch a woman. Dave Chappelle has used a

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<v Speaker 2>similar joke. I heard Chappelle do it after I pointed

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<v Speaker 2>this out. Anyway, when I used to randomly say and

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<v Speaker 2>then I punched her in and I would get laughs,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I would point out to this class, I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't even tell a joke there. That's the laziest form

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<v Speaker 2>of comedy. And again I'm not a comedian. I'm just illustrating.

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<v Speaker 2>I could say something really vulgar or really outrateous and

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<v Speaker 2>get a chuckle out of you. It doesn't make for

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<v Speaker 2>good comedy. Actually, the article last year, when I had

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<v Speaker 2>an airport employee made Tom Sigora check his bag. He

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<v Speaker 2>had a two day meltdown, beginning with his tweet dumb

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<v Speaker 2>seaword from airlines made me geet check my bag so

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<v Speaker 2>she can feel little power that she has in her life.

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<v Speaker 2>I get it. You win this round, Seaword when this

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<v Speaker 2>repulsive prima doma like Range elicited a bunch of negative

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<v Speaker 2>responses from his fans. Sigura duck deeper, tweeting all the

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<v Speaker 2>pores and losers have the same response, Oh you were inconvenience,

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<v Speaker 2>Well you should accept it. Sigor has let his money

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<v Speaker 2>go to his head. Continuing the article, Andrew Schultz is

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<v Speaker 2>another Rogan regular who got some fame began to buy

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<v Speaker 2>the hype. Schltz is annoying before he opens his mouth

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<v Speaker 2>because of the bizarre Hitler esque haircut he's sported lately. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so now we're going to judge people on their looks.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe you don't like his stylized haircut doesn't mean he's

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<v Speaker 2>not funny. It's the equivalent of Bert Kreischer's gross shirtless

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<v Speaker 2>look as an attention grabbing device. I almost lipp in

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<v Speaker 2>a triumph there again. Should I do that bit again?

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<v Speaker 2>Schultz once charged his fans for his latest comedy special

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<v Speaker 2>and then put it on Netflix a month later. That

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<v Speaker 2>happens a lot. Dude. Brian Kallen has appeared on The

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<v Speaker 2>Joe Rowan Experience eighty six times. Callen's not as annoying

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<v Speaker 2>as the rest of Rogan's boys, but he's hardly worth mentioning.

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<v Speaker 2>He's made four comedy specials but hasn't been able to

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<v Speaker 2>sell any to a streaming service. Or Shaffer has sixty

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<v Speaker 2>seven Joe Rogan experience appearances. We have to behave, but

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<v Speaker 2>when it appears, I'm killed. Tony He's known for pulling

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<v Speaker 2>his testicles out. He's violent too. Comedian Bobby Lee once

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<v Speaker 2>invited some of his mat TV buddies to LA's Comedy

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<v Speaker 2>Store for a set. Shafiro's girlfriend was there, met with

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<v Speaker 2>one of Lee's friends, and was soon dating him. Shafir

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<v Speaker 2>blamed Lee and physically assaulted him on three different occasions.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never heard that story. I've in fact checked it,

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<v Speaker 2>but one should not physically assault anyone. Now. I have

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<v Speaker 2>googled here Shaffir assault Lee, and there are several youtubes,

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<v Speaker 2>TikTok's reddits, nothing from anything that I would consider a

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<v Speaker 2>major news source. So I just want to throw that

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<v Speaker 2>out there. I don't know what's true or not. Again,

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<v Speaker 2>I am reading from an article in Splice Today under

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<v Speaker 2>the headline Joe Rogan is too powerful in the comedy world.

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<v Speaker 2>Shaffir's comic Cretch is trying to be edgy even though

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<v Speaker 2>he's fifty. Can you not be edgie at fifty? George

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<v Speaker 2>Carlin was pretty edgy. On the day of Kobe Brian's death,

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<v Speaker 2>Shafir wrote on Twitter, Kobe Bryant died twenty three years

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<v Speaker 2>too late. Today he got away with rape because of

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<v Speaker 2>all the Hollywood liberals who attack comedy enjoy rooting for

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<v Speaker 2>the Lakers more than they dislike rape. I hate the Lakers.

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<v Speaker 2>What a great day. That caused an Internet firestorm about

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<v Speaker 2>a bad joke, but there's no joke there. It's a

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<v Speaker 2>straight troll, reasonably fair. There are some aspects to Kobe

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<v Speaker 2>Bryant's biography then I'm not going to litigate here, but

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<v Speaker 2>on that particular day, that did feel a little too soon.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember that day anyway. Interesting article there in a

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<v Speaker 2>Joe Rogan hot take. My take, Joe Rogan has been

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<v Speaker 2>very good for stand up comedy. Comedy comes in many forms.

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<v Speaker 2>You might like the Austin scene. You might like the

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<v Speaker 2>New York brick walls smoking cigarette guys. You might like

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<v Speaker 2>the La All scene. It's all good. Dean Cole's got

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<v Speaker 2>a new special coming to Netflix. It is called Okay Mister.

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<v Speaker 2>In it Dean Cole recalls the telltale signs of aging,

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<v Speaker 2>bedroom mishaps, at dating deal breakers and more. Let's listen

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<v Speaker 2>to a bit of the trailer. I'm cutting a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit early here. He's got one more punch line after

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<v Speaker 2>I cut. But it's a little naughty when.

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<v Speaker 1>Black people cheet, like we dip off with somebody else.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, we'd like to go to white establishments because

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<v Speaker 1>we know ain't no black people there to see us.

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<v Speaker 1>I was with this girl one day. She was like,

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<v Speaker 1>why you got me at this medieval castle?

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<v Speaker 2>Dean Cole. Okay, mister, filmed back in May in La.

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<v Speaker 2>Part of the Netflix is a joke festival. Okay, mister.

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<v Speaker 2>On Netflix September seventeenth. I've mentioned this before, but they're

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<v Speaker 2>bringing back Chris Rocks. Everybody still Hates Chris. This time

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<v Speaker 2>it's animated. It will be on Comedy Central. We now

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<v Speaker 2>have a date September twenty fifth at ten pm. I

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<v Speaker 2>have no idea why we're making this. Love You Chris Rock,

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<v Speaker 2>but I don't think anybody really cared about the the

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<v Speaker 2>first time. But now it's an animated series. Okay, fine,

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<v Speaker 2>in Everybody still hates Chris Chris Rock narrates stories inspired

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<v Speaker 2>by his experience growing up as a skinny nerd, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>working class family in Betstye, Brooklyn during the eighties. Terry

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<v Speaker 2>Crews plays dad. Tim Johnson Junior plays young Chris, a

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<v Speaker 2>nerd who wants to be cool, but he's outshined by

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<v Speaker 2>his younger brother, tortured by his little sister, and foiled

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<v Speaker 2>by his cheapskate dad. All right, let's do some political

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<v Speaker 2>stuff from both sides. Kamil nan Gianni says he's been

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<v Speaker 2>in touch with the Harris Walls campaign about getting involved

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<v Speaker 2>with the election. Kamal says, I'm gonna make videos to

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<v Speaker 2>get people to register to vote. I might make some

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<v Speaker 2>appearances later. I think it's really important everybody registered to

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<v Speaker 2>vote and everybody does vote. Whoever you vote for, that's

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<v Speaker 2>on you. But you gotta vote. Please register to vote.

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<v Speaker 2>Camille says it's really unbelievable how I was feeling a

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<v Speaker 2>month and a half ago and how I'm feeling now.

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<v Speaker 2>It's really inspiring. This has given me faith in humanity.

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<v Speaker 2>I just feel lighter and happier. I'm gonna say I'm

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<v Speaker 2>fighting to stay hopeful and not get too optimistic or confident.

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<v Speaker 2>There's still a lot of work to do. Tim Dillon

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<v Speaker 2>made a lot of fun of Kamala Harris on his podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Tim said, Kamala Harris is running on I'm not even

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<v Speaker 2>kidding the word joy Joy be happy. There's nothing to

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<v Speaker 2>do with healthcare. She said. We're going to stop the

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<v Speaker 2>food from being expensive, fatty, You're gonna be able to

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<v Speaker 2>eat for less. That's what Kamalo's platform is. She wants

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<v Speaker 2>to put price controls on the food or platform. Right now,

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<v Speaker 2>the only policy we know about is essentially a sign

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<v Speaker 2>in a Vegas restaurant eat for less. That's all she said.

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<v Speaker 2>She's gonna let these fatty boom patties into the grocery store.

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<v Speaker 2>From the Moscow Times, they will have a new show

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<v Speaker 2>about Joe Biden. This one is called Goodbye. In Goodbye,

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<v Speaker 2>the character Joe Biden travels to Russia incognito to find

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<v Speaker 2>out why his sanctions aren't working against Russians. During the visit,

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<v Speaker 2>Joe Biden loses his passport and finds himself trapped in Russia.

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<v Speaker 2>He's then forced to live in a Soviet era apartment

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<v Speaker 2>block and work as an English teacher to save money

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<v Speaker 2>so he can buy a new passport for his return home. Meanwhile,

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<v Speaker 2>CIA agents whisk away retan pensioner Ivanovich, who looks just

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<v Speaker 2>like Biden to the United States. Yes, it's a body

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<v Speaker 2>swap comedy. It won't be out until twenty twenty five.

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<v Speaker 2>Though that's too late, guys. No one's gonna care about

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<v Speaker 2>this a year. You got to get this out next week.

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<v Speaker 2>Russian actor Dmitri Jusef, who's best known for his role

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<v Speaker 2>as Cosmos in the hit gangster series Brigata, We'll play

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<v Speaker 2>Joe Biden. Photos taken during the production show Dmitri dressed

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<v Speaker 2>up in a silver gray wig and wearing pearly white genters.

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<v Speaker 2>He was quoted in the press release of saying, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>really curious to see what will come of our bold

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<v Speaker 2>experiment and whether the audience will be able to recognize

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<v Speaker 2>me and Biden and Biden and me. Nevertheless, I can

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<v Speaker 2>guarantee it will be a kind, lifelike and funny story.

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<v Speaker 2>And that is your comedy news for today. This weekend

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<v Speaker 2>will be normal episodes. I've got plenty of been working

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<v Speaker 2>on it for some time. You know. I hate producers

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<v Speaker 2>that wake up and go, oh my god, it's labor day. Weekend,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have anything. We should take the week off.

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<v Speaker 2>I plan so I've got shows for you and I'll

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<v Speaker 2>meet you back here tomorrow. See you there