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He's going 25 00:01:52.000 --> 00:01:58.239 to pay the incument for me. Fox went out on 26 00:01:58.319 --> 00:02:00.480 a chilling night pray for the more before to give 27 00:02:00.560 --> 00:02:03.239 him life. Fight many a mile ago that night, before 28 00:02:03.319 --> 00:02:06.079 he reached the town. Oh, the town or the cown. 29 00:02:06.200 --> 00:02:08.879 No go many a mile togo that night before he 30 00:02:09.000 --> 00:02:13.840 reached the town. No, he went til it came to 31 00:02:13.879 --> 00:02:16.520 a great big pin. What reduction of geiche were kept going? 32 00:02:16.840 --> 00:02:20.039 Couple you're gonna grease my chin before I leave this town? 33 00:02:20.199 --> 00:02:21.879 Oh town, oh town? 34 00:02:22.000 --> 00:02:24.680 No couple of you gonna grease my chin afore I 35 00:02:24.840 --> 00:02:26.120 leave this town. No. 36 00:02:27.919 --> 00:02:30.400 He grabbed a gray goose by the neck threw the 37 00:02:30.520 --> 00:02:33.680 duck across the bat. He didn't mind, now, quack quack clacker, 38 00:02:33.800 --> 00:02:35.360 you aint gee dangling down. 39 00:02:36.719 --> 00:02:36.879 Down? 40 00:02:37.120 --> 00:02:39.879 No, he didn't mind, now, quack quack quacker, you ain't. 41 00:02:39.800 --> 00:02:40.800 Joe dangling down. 42 00:02:43.159 --> 00:02:45.400 Then old mother flipper Upper jumped out of bed. How 43 00:02:45.479 --> 00:02:45.919 did the winter? 44 00:02:46.039 --> 00:02:46.840 She cocked her head. 45 00:02:46.879 --> 00:02:49.560 Frank John John, the gray Goosey's gone, and the foxes 46 00:02:49.599 --> 00:02:53.479 on the town oh town, Oh town, No friend John, John, 47 00:02:53.520 --> 00:02:54.560 the gray goose is gone. 48 00:02:54.680 --> 00:02:58.800 The foxes on the town. Oh then John. 49 00:02:58.879 --> 00:03:00.800 He went to the top of the He blew his 50 00:03:00.960 --> 00:03:03.680 horn boats louden filled. Foxy said about a free with 51 00:03:03.800 --> 00:03:04.719 Makilla soon. 52 00:03:04.680 --> 00:03:05.919 Be on my trailroad. 53 00:03:06.240 --> 00:03:06.919 Traiload. 54 00:03:07.400 --> 00:03:10.240 Hello, Foxy said about a free with makilla is soon 55 00:03:10.360 --> 00:03:15.280 beyond my railroad. He went till he came to his cozy. 56 00:03:15.400 --> 00:03:17.560 Then never the widow one eight nine ten. 57 00:03:17.639 --> 00:03:19.560 And they said that you better go back again, cause 58 00:03:19.599 --> 00:03:23.439 it must be a mighty fine town or town. And 59 00:03:23.520 --> 00:03:25.360 he said that you better go back again, cause it 60 00:03:25.439 --> 00:03:29.560 must be a mighty fine town. When the fox and 61 00:03:29.639 --> 00:03:31.520 his wife went out in his stripe, had up to 62 00:03:31.599 --> 00:03:32.840 go with a falking night. 63 00:03:33.039 --> 00:03:34.000 Nana had set. 64 00:03:33.919 --> 00:03:34.680 Supper in your life. 65 00:03:34.719 --> 00:03:36.039 And the widow when stewed. 66 00:03:35.800 --> 00:03:39.159 On the bones over the bones or the bones of Nana, 67 00:03:39.319 --> 00:03:41.159 had a supper in your life. And the widow win 68 00:03:41.199 --> 00:03:55.800 stewed on the bones, Oh, ladies and jasmin. A few 69 00:03:55.840 --> 00:03:58.719 weeks ago, as you remember, I tried to point out 70 00:03:58.840 --> 00:04:01.680 that listening to a few minutes of commercial was a 71 00:04:01.759 --> 00:04:04.599 mighty small admission for some of the greatest entertainment in 72 00:04:04.639 --> 00:04:07.039 the world, and believe me, I held my breath when 73 00:04:07.080 --> 00:04:09.520 I said it. 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I close my eyes, 95 00:05:36.560 --> 00:05:38.360 listen every. 96 00:05:39.560 --> 00:05:42.480 Lesson and. 97 00:05:44.600 --> 00:05:59.199 I'll see you step lock my home. 98 00:06:00.759 --> 00:06:10.279 To any other I love, say yes. 99 00:06:11.959 --> 00:06:14.279 To a new lot of face. 100 00:06:16.920 --> 00:06:18.680 I'll close. 101 00:06:22.600 --> 00:06:26.439 To everything let's gain. 102 00:06:28.240 --> 00:06:36.000 If you will not to share each lovely day. 103 00:06:40.399 --> 00:06:52.199 Plan through the smallments, small, I'll close. 104 00:06:52.079 --> 00:06:54.959 My minds and see you. 105 00:07:01.000 --> 00:07:03.199 I'll close lose my. 106 00:07:06.319 --> 00:07:10.000 To everything that's scary. 107 00:07:11.319 --> 00:07:13.639 If you are not there. 108 00:07:15.439 --> 00:07:18.279 To share each lovely day. 109 00:07:22.680 --> 00:07:23.600 And th. 110 00:07:29.959 --> 00:07:44.920 Smaments world? Are you clean my han scene. 111 00:07:49.560 --> 00:07:49.839 More? 112 00:08:04.399 --> 00:08:06.439 Thank you very much, Anita tonight. 113 00:08:06.519 --> 00:08:08.839 The stories and poem from the Skelton scrap Book of 114 00:08:08.879 --> 00:08:10.600 Satire are about. 115 00:08:10.439 --> 00:08:16.959 Dancing sheepherder his daughter out west danced with a cattleman's 116 00:08:17.000 --> 00:08:19.839 son and Jess and the big Burley fella who said 117 00:08:19.879 --> 00:08:23.560 her partner was Yeller got extra buttonhole shot in his vest. 118 00:08:24.399 --> 00:08:28.160 Who Chapter one is opened the West for dancing. 119 00:08:35.720 --> 00:08:42.000 Whoo horse for. 120 00:08:45.399 --> 00:08:48.600 Well here we are back in. Tell wonderful what you playing. 121 00:08:49.279 --> 00:08:52.879 I'm heading home, but I showed dreaded. My wife will 122 00:08:52.960 --> 00:08:55.639 grab me and kiss me? What wrong were they kissing 123 00:08:55.679 --> 00:08:58.159 that woman is like having a potter on right. Smack 124 00:08:58.279 --> 00:08:59.039 damn your fees. 125 00:09:00.639 --> 00:09:03.360 I thought maybe she was gonna kiss you by removed control, 126 00:09:03.519 --> 00:09:05.399 kiss a bull bat and then pass it on to you. 127 00:09:06.960 --> 00:09:08.320 So what are you going to do tonight? 128 00:09:08.399 --> 00:09:10.399 That I women t r O U. 129 00:09:10.519 --> 00:09:10.960 B l E. 130 00:09:11.200 --> 00:09:11.480 Women. 131 00:09:14.080 --> 00:09:16.399 Anybody went over to the Red Devil saloon and watch 132 00:09:16.519 --> 00:09:17.480 them dancing girls. 133 00:09:17.519 --> 00:09:18.600 I sure like dance. 134 00:09:18.840 --> 00:09:21.360 You used to say dancing must persiss. 135 00:09:21.559 --> 00:09:26.919 That was before my bubblegum lost its snap. I came 136 00:09:27.000 --> 00:09:29.639 from a dancing family. You know my father loved dancing. 137 00:09:29.879 --> 00:09:32.159 Did he used to do the square dancer? Oh he 138 00:09:32.360 --> 00:09:35.919 was too crooked for that one. He couldn't do. 139 00:09:35.960 --> 00:09:38.919 Anything on that square. He died dancing though. I'll never 140 00:09:39.000 --> 00:09:40.320 forget his last words. 141 00:09:40.879 --> 00:09:43.480 Son. He said, I'm gonna the end of my rope. 142 00:09:48.279 --> 00:09:50.200 He says, the jig is up. And I took my 143 00:09:50.320 --> 00:09:51.360 knife and come down. 144 00:09:53.679 --> 00:09:55.840 And I see by that band over there that the 145 00:09:56.200 --> 00:09:58.840 Better Business League is given a dance to night. Oh, 146 00:09:59.240 --> 00:10:02.240 they've got instructors over They had to teacher the new walls. 147 00:10:02.360 --> 00:10:03.919 Well, I think I'll go in and see what they 148 00:10:03.960 --> 00:10:08.840 can warn me. See you lear, okay, hoary man. 149 00:10:09.519 --> 00:10:15.679 What is this trick or treat. I just dropped in 150 00:10:15.759 --> 00:10:17.360 to pick up the newest jig. 151 00:10:17.840 --> 00:10:19.519 You know anything at all about dancing? 152 00:10:19.759 --> 00:10:20.799 It's done with girls. 153 00:10:23.720 --> 00:10:24.879 That's the latest fast. 154 00:10:25.000 --> 00:10:25.159 Yeah. 155 00:10:25.200 --> 00:10:26.960 I usually have a girl with one of them bullet 156 00:10:27.039 --> 00:10:33.000 a ballet. She could really bounce her on that stage. 157 00:10:33.279 --> 00:10:35.279 A light on her feet, Oh, she always lit on 158 00:10:35.360 --> 00:10:35.759 her head. 159 00:10:36.960 --> 00:10:39.039 I love that girl. Why didn't you marry her? She 160 00:10:39.159 --> 00:10:40.039 was kind of stupid. 161 00:10:40.159 --> 00:10:42.759 She wore one of them ballet dresses with four inches 162 00:10:42.759 --> 00:10:43.519 above her knees. 163 00:10:43.960 --> 00:10:46.919 Oh, ballet dancers wear dresses four inches above their knees. 164 00:10:47.000 --> 00:10:49.720 Yeah, but her knees was only three inches above her ankle. 165 00:10:53.679 --> 00:10:54.440 If you're going to. 166 00:10:54.519 --> 00:10:56.840 Dance, first thing you'd have to do is a load 167 00:10:56.960 --> 00:10:57.679 that artillery. 168 00:10:57.879 --> 00:11:06.200 Okay, man, how about the one under my arm? 169 00:11:06.600 --> 00:11:10.399 Now, ma'am, what dance do you think would be most 170 00:11:10.440 --> 00:11:11.200 advisable to. 171 00:11:11.279 --> 00:11:12.000 Learn for enough? 172 00:11:12.080 --> 00:11:14.559 Well, tonight the walls will be featured. 173 00:11:14.759 --> 00:11:15.480 I'll teach you the. 174 00:11:15.559 --> 00:11:19.320 Basic fundamentals now in the walls, as in all dancing, 175 00:11:19.720 --> 00:11:21.159 the gentleman leaves. 176 00:11:21.000 --> 00:11:21.600 I leave it. 177 00:11:21.919 --> 00:11:22.960 Okay, what's wild? 178 00:11:26.279 --> 00:11:26.879 Part away? 179 00:11:27.679 --> 00:11:31.399 Now, you place your right arm gently around the lady's waist, 180 00:11:31.960 --> 00:11:32.720 and you hold. 181 00:11:32.639 --> 00:11:35.360 Her right hand gently in your left hand. 182 00:11:37.080 --> 00:11:39.080 Now do you know what you do next? 183 00:11:39.559 --> 00:11:39.759 Yeah? 184 00:11:40.399 --> 00:11:42.279 Feel to see if my wallet's still there. 185 00:11:45.240 --> 00:11:49.720 Now I have stopped the victroller Okay, are you ready? 186 00:11:50.480 --> 00:11:51.399 You just climbed? 187 00:11:53.000 --> 00:11:55.960 Why won't do? 188 00:11:58.200 --> 00:11:58.879 How am I doing? 189 00:11:59.000 --> 00:11:59.200 Man? 190 00:12:00.759 --> 00:12:02.879 You do a lot of roller skating, don't you? 191 00:12:05.720 --> 00:12:08.279 I could do better? But this four is a little lumping. 192 00:12:09.480 --> 00:12:11.720 Those lumps on the floor are my feet? 193 00:12:13.440 --> 00:12:15.919 Oh I'm sorry, ma'am, am I stepping on your feet. 194 00:12:16.200 --> 00:12:18.720 If you aren't, I should stop trying to put your 195 00:12:18.840 --> 00:12:20.000 feet in my shoes. 196 00:12:21.559 --> 00:12:24.879 I think I got it now one? You before one? 197 00:12:25.440 --> 00:12:27.080 Due before one? 198 00:12:27.440 --> 00:12:28.559 Have you had lessons? 199 00:12:28.960 --> 00:12:30.879 Or does the turkey trop just come to you? 200 00:12:31.039 --> 00:12:32.799 Not for Oh? 201 00:12:32.879 --> 00:12:35.440 I think my red planels are sneaking up one. 202 00:12:37.679 --> 00:12:41.240 All the record broke good For a minute, I thought 203 00:12:41.320 --> 00:12:42.600 my ear had a crack in it. 204 00:12:43.639 --> 00:12:46.240 Never mind putting on another record, ma'am. I think I'll 205 00:12:46.279 --> 00:12:48.759 be dancing tonight over at the Red Devil's Loop. 206 00:12:48.919 --> 00:12:51.000 Oh, but we need men like you at the dance 207 00:12:51.200 --> 00:12:54.000 as a shining example that those who didn't believe and 208 00:12:54.080 --> 00:12:57.600 refined social evenings. And we're trying to raise enough money 209 00:12:57.639 --> 00:12:58.759 for a dance pavilion. 210 00:12:59.080 --> 00:13:01.919 We have a gate out and to make it a success. 211 00:13:02.480 --> 00:13:04.960 We'll need two men for every girl. 212 00:13:05.279 --> 00:13:08.600 Well, that must be awful clumsy dance in that way, 213 00:13:10.240 --> 00:13:10.480 you do. 214 00:13:10.600 --> 00:13:13.440 Decide to come back to our dance, I'll save my 215 00:13:13.759 --> 00:13:14.720 first one for you. 216 00:13:15.200 --> 00:13:15.879 Thank you, man. 217 00:13:17.039 --> 00:13:18.399 Why do you stand there looking. 218 00:13:18.240 --> 00:13:18.759 At me like that? 219 00:13:19.000 --> 00:13:22.600 I find it difficult to tear myself away? Really, Yeah, 220 00:13:22.759 --> 00:13:31.879 my spurs caught in the hem or your dread? Well 221 00:13:32.000 --> 00:13:33.840 say there are not many people here at the Red 222 00:13:33.879 --> 00:13:37.399 Devil tonight on there after all over that that big dance? 223 00:13:37.759 --> 00:13:40.320 Yeaes sir's kind of dating here for Saturday night. 224 00:13:40.679 --> 00:13:43.840 Yeah, mighty dad, I see the boss's partners playing a 225 00:13:43.879 --> 00:13:44.759 game of Solitaire. 226 00:13:47.519 --> 00:13:50.159 I knew one of these days he'd catch himself cheating. 227 00:13:52.720 --> 00:13:53.960 Hight he dedn't here tonight? 228 00:13:54.080 --> 00:13:54.960 It's getting better. 229 00:13:57.080 --> 00:13:59.679 Well, look who's coming across the street? My old bull 230 00:13:59.720 --> 00:14:03.320 lea dal claimant tine. She ain't the bull legged noldn 231 00:14:03.399 --> 00:14:05.279 How comes you can walk on both sides of the 232 00:14:05.360 --> 00:14:06.080 street at once? 233 00:14:09.240 --> 00:14:15.919 Do you mind ifi a horn in Jedi? 234 00:14:16.320 --> 00:14:17.919 Why don't you take me to the dance. 235 00:14:18.080 --> 00:14:21.799 It's an exclusive affair. They only allow our human beings 236 00:14:21.840 --> 00:14:25.000 there tonight. Oh, come on, let's go to the dance, 237 00:14:25.440 --> 00:14:31.240 don't you like the terps of corry. Is it in't you? Well, 238 00:14:31.320 --> 00:14:33.759 I guess the word's okay. The sensors lift it in. 239 00:14:37.000 --> 00:14:38.759 I really think you ought to go to the dance, 240 00:14:38.840 --> 00:14:41.679 did I see? Two gun is mad because the dance 241 00:14:41.799 --> 00:14:44.519 hurt the Saturday night business. So it's henchmen are going 242 00:14:44.600 --> 00:14:45.240 to break it up. 243 00:14:45.360 --> 00:14:47.679 Well he is, Eh, Well, I'll tell you what I'm 244 00:14:47.720 --> 00:14:49.120 gonna do as soon as I find it. 245 00:14:49.200 --> 00:14:55.879 Oh you, he can't do that, the citizen. 246 00:14:58.600 --> 00:15:02.080 The citizens aimed a bring refined dance into the West, 247 00:15:02.440 --> 00:15:05.279 and I am aiming to help, even if I have 248 00:15:05.480 --> 00:15:05.840 to aim. 249 00:15:07.399 --> 00:15:08.759 There's a brilliant teaching. 250 00:15:19.000 --> 00:15:23.480 All right, boys, you got your orders? 251 00:15:23.960 --> 00:15:26.200 Ah you that two guns? You're just not trouble. 252 00:15:26.720 --> 00:15:29.320 Yeah, you're on my signd No, but I'll be on 253 00:15:29.440 --> 00:15:31.279 your neck the first wrong move you made? 254 00:15:33.360 --> 00:15:35.879 And did I did you came? 255 00:15:36.440 --> 00:15:39.279 I say the first dance like I said, I'll take it. 256 00:15:39.399 --> 00:15:39.639 Miss. 257 00:15:39.840 --> 00:15:42.200 Put that knife away, two Gun. There's no cutting in 258 00:15:42.320 --> 00:15:45.360 at this dance. I didn't want to have any trouble 259 00:15:45.399 --> 00:15:46.960 with you, did I The wise guy? 260 00:15:47.080 --> 00:15:49.799 The last guy I hit was arrested for flying without 261 00:15:49.840 --> 00:15:50.399 a license. 262 00:15:52.720 --> 00:15:55.720 I said, I take the first dance, miss. Besides a 263 00:15:55.759 --> 00:15:58.159 little prairie chicken like you don't want to dance with 264 00:15:58.279 --> 00:15:59.120 no criminals? 265 00:16:00.120 --> 00:16:03.240 Know why you big crooked, You're wanted in more towns 266 00:16:03.320 --> 00:16:09.159 than sugar. I'll get yourself out of here. 267 00:16:09.240 --> 00:16:12.200 I'm taking this dance before you take your hand off 268 00:16:12.240 --> 00:16:15.720 of my shoulder. As a friendly little tip, you better 269 00:16:15.799 --> 00:16:19.279 feel that muscle in my own uh uh huh? 270 00:16:19.440 --> 00:16:20.559 Did you feel my muscle? 271 00:16:20.840 --> 00:16:21.039 Yeah? 272 00:16:21.480 --> 00:16:23.240 Could you tell me how you did it? I never 273 00:16:23.279 --> 00:16:27.960 could find it. Show me dance again. You take one 274 00:16:28.039 --> 00:16:30.519 step to on that floor. Take your hand over that gun. 275 00:16:30.600 --> 00:16:32.960 There's ladies presents. Maybe the ladies would like to leave. 276 00:16:36.879 --> 00:16:45.240 They left before I asked him. I'd like a couple 277 00:16:45.279 --> 00:16:46.639 of words with you too, guys. 278 00:16:54.519 --> 00:17:00.679 I hope I made myself clear. Ladies, the dancing will 279 00:17:00.759 --> 00:17:04.680 now continue. Thank you, dead Eyes, Thank you, ma'am. 280 00:17:07.160 --> 00:17:10.720 I'll have the dance that you promised me. Music, sage brush. 281 00:17:13.640 --> 00:17:15.799 More, won't you campra Dead Eye? 282 00:17:18.200 --> 00:17:20.640 Don't you think we should remove the bodies off the 283 00:17:20.799 --> 00:17:21.400 dance floor? 284 00:17:22.200 --> 00:17:25.319 Yeah, until the West gets accustomed to party dancing, we'd 285 00:17:25.359 --> 00:17:28.680 better build that provision with slanting dance floors so that 286 00:17:28.799 --> 00:17:30.839 the bodies can just roll the one side. 287 00:17:39.640 --> 00:17:40.920 And now, ladies and gentlemen. 288 00:17:41.119 --> 00:17:43.920 Our second commercial will word from our sponsors thanks for 289 00:17:44.000 --> 00:17:46.119 buying Raleigh's nine oh three cigarettes. 290 00:17:46.240 --> 00:17:48.440 That's all, And now David Foster and. 291 00:17:48.480 --> 00:17:52.079 His Raleigh Cigarette artist will play one of Jerome Kern's favorites, 292 00:17:52.319 --> 00:17:53.480 Smoke Gets in Your. 293 00:17:53.400 --> 00:18:46.240 Eyes School. 294 00:18:57.799 --> 00:21:05.799 Mus one, Chapter two, Diamond Dance. Willie lamp Plomp of 295 00:21:05.880 --> 00:21:08.359 the Diamond Dance tried a new step and very tight 296 00:21:08.480 --> 00:21:10.039 pants on a slick floory trip. 297 00:21:10.119 --> 00:21:11.279 There was a very long rip. 298 00:21:11.440 --> 00:21:13.839 He left the floor in a very stiff stands. 299 00:21:22.079 --> 00:21:24.039 Going on in alcohol. 300 00:21:23.680 --> 00:21:28.039 Boys, pretty girls, beautiful dancing partners, New York Finals. 301 00:21:27.799 --> 00:21:34.039 Can't sit today. Hey, I want a taste for a 302 00:21:34.160 --> 00:21:35.240 girl like it looks like. 303 00:21:35.359 --> 00:21:38.559 Hey the borre oh Wilson's Tom Why Reggie go? 304 00:21:38.720 --> 00:21:42.200 Girls look like he girls look like hell you Moore? 305 00:21:42.640 --> 00:21:45.559 Well look we had them that looked like Leanna Turner, 306 00:21:45.599 --> 00:21:46.880 Betty Grateful and Jane. 307 00:21:46.759 --> 00:21:51.240 Russell your heady the wish. Well, there must be another 308 00:21:51.400 --> 00:21:52.559 dance hall around here. 309 00:21:54.240 --> 00:21:56.240 You know you will end, but to look at me. 310 00:21:56.720 --> 00:21:58.319 I want a dancing cup. 311 00:21:58.200 --> 00:22:08.440 For a loving wife, say friend, you mean a loving 312 00:22:08.519 --> 00:22:12.200 cup for dancing is when the Bunny hugg was bought 313 00:22:12.440 --> 00:22:14.319 an I don't. 314 00:22:14.279 --> 00:22:16.240 Like Please if you don't mind, move on, Move on. 315 00:22:16.359 --> 00:22:18.039 It's a peaceful life. Let's keep it that way. Why 316 00:22:18.119 --> 00:22:21.960 a peaceful night though? Look at them stars in the sky. 317 00:22:22.839 --> 00:22:26.759 Look there's a falling comment that's an airplane, right, it's 318 00:22:26.880 --> 00:22:28.200 a falling comber. 319 00:22:33.680 --> 00:22:36.720 Fair coll the airport and tell him a comet's gonna land. 320 00:22:36.839 --> 00:22:41.920 Now, okay, why let you go home? If I could 321 00:22:41.960 --> 00:22:46.319 find away home, I wouldn't be here right, go home? 322 00:22:46.880 --> 00:22:49.240 But do you know this very moment, Sam Broklyn might 323 00:22:49.279 --> 00:22:51.799 be breaking into your home and your wife is all alone. 324 00:22:52.680 --> 00:22:55.960 Doesn't that worry? It's too late to warn them. Now, 325 00:22:59.359 --> 00:23:02.200 I got a few bucks, I'm gonna dance. I'm gonna 326 00:23:02.279 --> 00:23:05.240 I don't think they'll let you in. Oh yes you will. 327 00:23:06.640 --> 00:23:08.480 I got the birds tire. 328 00:23:08.880 --> 00:23:12.000 The other night I followed the girl home and I 329 00:23:12.200 --> 00:23:14.359 said to her, and I quote. 330 00:23:18.400 --> 00:23:19.359 She wouldn't let me in. 331 00:23:19.680 --> 00:23:21.640 I says, you open up that door. 332 00:23:21.799 --> 00:23:27.160 I'll kick it in. What happens, what happens? 333 00:23:27.480 --> 00:23:36.440 Hace comes up Thursday. I think I'm going to dance 334 00:23:36.480 --> 00:23:37.559 a few hot dancers. 335 00:23:38.000 --> 00:23:42.319 Were you contract? I gotta come with me. 336 00:23:42.400 --> 00:23:43.640 I'll treat her dance. 337 00:23:43.839 --> 00:23:45.160 No, no, no thanks? 338 00:23:45.240 --> 00:23:48.559 Now you see my wife don't like me dancing withother men? 339 00:23:55.640 --> 00:24:01.880 What do you say? Hey, where are you going? Take 340 00:24:02.000 --> 00:24:05.640 your hands off of me? We better stole and all 341 00:24:05.720 --> 00:24:07.119 the music's not gonna come in? 342 00:24:07.279 --> 00:24:08.039 Why you're come. 343 00:24:18.119 --> 00:24:24.200 If the leader is wrong? Look, but I don't like 344 00:24:24.319 --> 00:24:29.359 your face. Well then we got something in common. I 345 00:24:29.519 --> 00:24:34.240 really get lost in that wood some day. I just 346 00:24:34.400 --> 00:24:36.000 came in to dances. Gone. 347 00:24:36.480 --> 00:24:37.160 You got a dime? 348 00:24:37.359 --> 00:24:39.039 Yeah, I got thirty dollars by. 349 00:24:38.880 --> 00:24:42.240 Time, I guess hit a chopping machine. Well you were lucky. 350 00:24:43.279 --> 00:24:44.920 I sure what good thing that acts? 351 00:24:45.079 --> 00:24:51.000 Was there? You mean you're cheated? I put a nickel inside. 352 00:24:52.519 --> 00:24:54.240 You can come back some other time and dance. No, 353 00:24:54.359 --> 00:24:57.480 I can't even my wife. He lets me out on Wednesday. 354 00:24:59.119 --> 00:24:59.920 This is Tuesday. 355 00:25:00.359 --> 00:25:06.559 I made w l next morning she forgot to put 356 00:25:06.599 --> 00:25:09.759 the man whole cover on tight and we're in the 357 00:25:09.839 --> 00:25:12.519 beautiful girls standing inside there. 358 00:25:13.160 --> 00:25:15.799 Let go in take a cander. I am okay, but 359 00:25:15.880 --> 00:25:19.839 I'm warning you the first wrong move out you go. Look, 360 00:25:20.039 --> 00:25:24.279 I'm a dent to my eye. You got nice looking women. 361 00:25:24.480 --> 00:25:27.200 Oh your nice class of people. Look there, Philippindick. 362 00:25:27.319 --> 00:25:28.599 They paed me, misdick. 363 00:25:28.680 --> 00:25:31.559 Could I have your autographic? I'll give you a poison 364 00:25:31.839 --> 00:25:36.519 lies guy. I'm sorry. I was like you, Phildick. 365 00:25:39.240 --> 00:25:42.000 You know it was his father. I warn you, Bob, 366 00:25:43.319 --> 00:25:45.559 I'm going selling our hostess, and she happens to be 367 00:25:45.599 --> 00:25:46.319 a debutante. 368 00:25:46.599 --> 00:25:49.599 She just came out last year. Look from a gopher hole. 369 00:25:53.200 --> 00:25:55.400 If you have a license you carry that fake you 370 00:25:55.480 --> 00:25:57.799 know it's a concealed whiff and the barber's doll. 371 00:25:58.960 --> 00:26:01.640 Here comes a nice girl, one of my most popular hostesses. 372 00:26:01.759 --> 00:26:04.640 Say she is different and I like to wear her 373 00:26:04.759 --> 00:26:06.920 arms TechEd the floor when she walks. 374 00:26:08.680 --> 00:26:12.319 He here's the guy with a rocket head. My name's 375 00:26:12.359 --> 00:26:19.160 William lumplum ny and tried penicillin. Alright, do you want 376 00:26:19.200 --> 00:26:19.640 to dance? 377 00:26:19.920 --> 00:26:21.519 Do you think it would be an even mec What 378 00:26:21.599 --> 00:26:23.160 are you waving? Weighing in at huh? 379 00:26:24.599 --> 00:26:26.599 A wise guy? Well, what's wrong with me? 380 00:26:28.279 --> 00:26:30.599 You're like Hendie Lamar bank Grave, A lot of tighter 381 00:26:30.960 --> 00:26:33.000 menial I all rolled into one. 382 00:26:33.319 --> 00:26:38.720 Oh I'm like that beautiful, that big Well, why your 383 00:26:38.839 --> 00:26:41.519 dance ticket? Confused before I get a little ben zane and. 384 00:26:41.599 --> 00:26:44.559 Remove you, Okay, here's my time. 385 00:26:44.759 --> 00:26:45.599 Well, here's your ticket. 386 00:26:45.720 --> 00:26:46.720 Okay, let's dance. 387 00:26:50.720 --> 00:26:51.119 That's all. 388 00:26:55.160 --> 00:26:57.000 What was the ticket for Sweden? 389 00:27:03.799 --> 00:27:04.559 Another time? 390 00:27:04.920 --> 00:27:07.839 I think I can't even get a chance to breeze. 391 00:27:09.440 --> 00:27:13.240 I blinked and I missed the whole fair. I want 392 00:27:13.279 --> 00:27:13.839 to dance. 393 00:27:14.640 --> 00:27:16.480 Look, if you want the next dance, it will cost 394 00:27:16.519 --> 00:27:17.559 you another tendance. 395 00:27:17.759 --> 00:27:20.240 Look, here's a dollar. Let's move her feet this time. 396 00:27:20.359 --> 00:27:28.839 You want to pray me, not for the next dance. 397 00:27:31.039 --> 00:27:36.240 You mean it? All songs don't stay popular home. 398 00:27:38.200 --> 00:27:40.440 What do you expect for a time a symphony? 399 00:27:40.839 --> 00:27:42.400 I don't want no sympathy. 400 00:27:42.599 --> 00:27:47.119 No, I came in here to dance a regular dance. 401 00:27:47.480 --> 00:27:52.400