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Speaker 3: Lesson and.
Speaker 8: I'll see you step lock my home.
Speaker 2: To any other I love, say yes.
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Speaker 5: The stories and poem from the Skelton scrap Book of
Speaker 5: Satire are about.
Speaker 1: Dancing sheepherder his daughter out west danced with a cattleman's
Speaker 1: son and Jess and the big Burley fella who said
Speaker 1: her partner was Yeller got extra buttonhole shot in his vest.
Speaker 1: Who Chapter one is opened the West for dancing.
Speaker 8: Whoo horse for.
Speaker 2: Well here we are back in. Tell wonderful what you playing.
Speaker 10: I'm heading home, but I showed dreaded. My wife will
Speaker 10: grab me and kiss me? What wrong were they kissing
Speaker 10: that woman is like having a potter on right. Smack
Speaker 10: damn your fees.
Speaker 6: I thought maybe she was gonna kiss you by removed control,
Speaker 6: kiss a bull bat and then pass it on to you.
Speaker 2: So what are you going to do tonight?
Speaker 6: That I women t r O U.
Speaker 2: B l E.
Speaker 10: Women.
Speaker 3: Anybody went over to the Red Devil saloon and watch
Speaker 3: them dancing girls.
Speaker 2: I sure like dance.
Speaker 10: You used to say dancing must persiss.
Speaker 6: That was before my bubblegum lost its snap. I came
Speaker 6: from a dancing family. You know my father loved dancing.
Speaker 2: Did he used to do the square dancer? Oh he
Speaker 2: was too crooked for that one. He couldn't do.
Speaker 6: Anything on that square. He died dancing though. I'll never
Speaker 6: forget his last words.
Speaker 2: Son. He said, I'm gonna the end of my rope.
Speaker 2: He says, the jig is up. And I took my
Speaker 2: knife and come down.
Speaker 10: And I see by that band over there that the
Speaker 10: Better Business League is given a dance to night. Oh,
Speaker 10: they've got instructors over They had to teacher the new walls.
Speaker 6: Well, I think I'll go in and see what they
Speaker 6: can warn me. See you lear, okay, hoary man.
Speaker 2: What is this trick or treat. I just dropped in
Speaker 2: to pick up the newest jig.
Speaker 5: You know anything at all about dancing?
Speaker 2: It's done with girls.
Speaker 5: That's the latest fast.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I usually have a girl with one of them bullet
Speaker 6: a ballet. She could really bounce her on that stage.
Speaker 5: A light on her feet, Oh, she always lit on
Speaker 5: her head.
Speaker 2: I love that girl. Why didn't you marry her? She
Speaker 2: was kind of stupid.
Speaker 3: She wore one of them ballet dresses with four inches
Speaker 3: above her knees.
Speaker 11: Oh, ballet dancers wear dresses four inches above their knees.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but her knees was only three inches above her ankle.
Speaker 3: If you're going to.
Speaker 5: Dance, first thing you'd have to do is a load
Speaker 5: that artillery.
Speaker 2: Okay, man, how about the one under my arm?
Speaker 6: Now, ma'am, what dance do you think would be most
Speaker 6: advisable to.
Speaker 2: Learn for enough?
Speaker 11: Well, tonight the walls will be featured.
Speaker 3: I'll teach you the.
Speaker 11: Basic fundamentals now in the walls, as in all dancing,
Speaker 11: the gentleman leaves.
Speaker 6: I leave it.
Speaker 2: Okay, what's wild?
Speaker 3: Part away?
Speaker 11: Now, you place your right arm gently around the lady's waist,
Speaker 11: and you hold.
Speaker 8: Her right hand gently in your left hand.
Speaker 3: Now do you know what you do next?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Feel to see if my wallet's still there.
Speaker 11: Now I have stopped the victroller Okay, are you ready?
Speaker 3: You just climbed?
Speaker 10: Why won't do?
Speaker 2: How am I doing?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 8: You do a lot of roller skating, don't you?
Speaker 2: I could do better? But this four is a little lumping.
Speaker 3: Those lumps on the floor are my feet?
Speaker 2: Oh I'm sorry, ma'am, am I stepping on your feet.
Speaker 6: If you aren't, I should stop trying to put your
Speaker 6: feet in my shoes.
Speaker 2: I think I got it now one? You before one?
Speaker 2: Due before one?
Speaker 3: Have you had lessons?
Speaker 2: Or does the turkey trop just come to you?
Speaker 6: Not for Oh?
Speaker 2: I think my red planels are sneaking up one.
Speaker 3: All the record broke good For a minute, I thought
Speaker 3: my ear had a crack in it.
Speaker 6: Never mind putting on another record, ma'am. I think I'll
Speaker 6: be dancing tonight over at the Red Devil's Loop.
Speaker 11: Oh, but we need men like you at the dance
Speaker 11: as a shining example that those who didn't believe and
Speaker 11: refined social evenings. And we're trying to raise enough money
Speaker 11: for a dance pavilion.
Speaker 2: We have a gate out and to make it a success.
Speaker 5: We'll need two men for every girl.
Speaker 2: Well, that must be awful clumsy dance in that way,
Speaker 2: you do.
Speaker 11: Decide to come back to our dance, I'll save my
Speaker 11: first one for you.
Speaker 2: Thank you, man.
Speaker 5: Why do you stand there looking.
Speaker 4: At me like that?
Speaker 6: I find it difficult to tear myself away? Really, Yeah,
Speaker 6: my spurs caught in the hem or your dread? Well
Speaker 6: say there are not many people here at the Red
Speaker 6: Devil tonight on there after all over that that big dance?
Speaker 6: Yeaes sir's kind of dating here for Saturday night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, mighty dad, I see the boss's partners playing a
Speaker 1: game of Solitaire.
Speaker 6: I knew one of these days he'd catch himself cheating.
Speaker 6: Hight he dedn't here tonight?
Speaker 2: It's getting better.
Speaker 6: Well, look who's coming across the street? My old bull
Speaker 6: lea dal claimant tine. She ain't the bull legged noldn
Speaker 6: How comes you can walk on both sides of the
Speaker 6: street at once?
Speaker 2: Do you mind ifi a horn in Jedi?
Speaker 5: Why don't you take me to the dance.
Speaker 2: It's an exclusive affair. They only allow our human beings
Speaker 2: there tonight. Oh, come on, let's go to the dance,
Speaker 2: don't you like the terps of corry. Is it in't you? Well,
Speaker 2: I guess the word's okay. The sensors lift it in.
Speaker 8: I really think you ought to go to the dance,
Speaker 8: did I see? Two gun is mad because the dance
Speaker 8: hurt the Saturday night business. So it's henchmen are going
Speaker 8: to break it up.
Speaker 3: Well he is, Eh, Well, I'll tell you what I'm
Speaker 3: gonna do as soon as I find it.
Speaker 2: Oh you, he can't do that, the citizen.
Speaker 6: The citizens aimed a bring refined dance into the West,
Speaker 6: and I am aiming to help, even if I have
Speaker 6: to aim.
Speaker 2: There's a brilliant teaching.
Speaker 6: All right, boys, you got your orders?
Speaker 2: Ah you that two guns? You're just not trouble.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're on my signd No, but I'll be on
Speaker 6: your neck the first wrong move you made?
Speaker 5: And did I did you came?
Speaker 11: I say the first dance like I said, I'll take it.
Speaker 6: Miss.
Speaker 2: Put that knife away, two Gun. There's no cutting in
Speaker 2: at this dance. I didn't want to have any trouble
Speaker 2: with you, did I The wise guy?
Speaker 3: The last guy I hit was arrested for flying without
Speaker 3: a license.
Speaker 1: I said, I take the first dance, miss. Besides a
Speaker 1: little prairie chicken like you don't want to dance with
Speaker 1: no criminals?
Speaker 2: Know why you big crooked, You're wanted in more towns
Speaker 2: than sugar. I'll get yourself out of here.
Speaker 6: I'm taking this dance before you take your hand off
Speaker 6: of my shoulder. As a friendly little tip, you better
Speaker 6: feel that muscle in my own uh uh huh?
Speaker 2: Did you feel my muscle?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Could you tell me how you did it? I never
Speaker 2: could find it. Show me dance again. You take one
Speaker 2: step to on that floor. Take your hand over that gun.
Speaker 2: There's ladies presents. Maybe the ladies would like to leave.
Speaker 2: They left before I asked him. I'd like a couple
Speaker 2: of words with you too, guys.
Speaker 6: I hope I made myself clear. Ladies, the dancing will
Speaker 6: now continue. Thank you, dead Eyes, Thank you, ma'am.
Speaker 2: I'll have the dance that you promised me. Music, sage brush.
Speaker 4: More, won't you campra Dead Eye?
Speaker 11: Don't you think we should remove the bodies off the
Speaker 11: dance floor?
Speaker 6: Yeah, until the West gets accustomed to party dancing, we'd
Speaker 6: better build that provision with slanting dance floors so that
Speaker 6: the bodies can just roll the one side.
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Speaker 7: Mus one, Chapter two, Diamond Dance. Willie lamp Plomp of
Speaker 7: the Diamond Dance tried a new step and very tight
Speaker 7: pants on a slick floory trip.
Speaker 2: There was a very long rip.
Speaker 1: He left the floor in a very stiff stands.
Speaker 2: Going on in alcohol.
Speaker 6: Boys, pretty girls, beautiful dancing partners, New York Finals.
Speaker 2: Can't sit today. Hey, I want a taste for a
Speaker 2: girl like it looks like.
Speaker 3: Hey the borre oh Wilson's Tom Why Reggie go?
Speaker 2: Girls look like he girls look like hell you Moore?
Speaker 6: Well look we had them that looked like Leanna Turner,
Speaker 6: Betty Grateful and Jane.
Speaker 5: Russell your heady the wish. Well, there must be another
Speaker 5: dance hall around here.
Speaker 3: You know you will end, but to look at me.
Speaker 2: I want a dancing cup.
Speaker 6: For a loving wife, say friend, you mean a loving
Speaker 6: cup for dancing is when the Bunny hugg was bought
Speaker 6: an I don't.
Speaker 3: Like Please if you don't mind, move on, Move on.
Speaker 2: It's a peaceful life. Let's keep it that way. Why
Speaker 2: a peaceful night though? Look at them stars in the sky.
Speaker 2: Look there's a falling comment that's an airplane, right, it's
Speaker 2: a falling comber.
Speaker 3: Fair coll the airport and tell him a comet's gonna land.
Speaker 2: Now, okay, why let you go home? If I could
Speaker 2: find away home, I wouldn't be here right, go home?
Speaker 6: But do you know this very moment, Sam Broklyn might
Speaker 6: be breaking into your home and your wife is all alone.
Speaker 2: Doesn't that worry? It's too late to warn them. Now,
Speaker 2: I got a few bucks, I'm gonna dance. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: I don't think they'll let you in. Oh yes you will.
Speaker 2: I got the birds tire.
Speaker 3: The other night I followed the girl home and I
Speaker 3: said to her, and I quote.
Speaker 2: She wouldn't let me in.
Speaker 6: I says, you open up that door.
Speaker 2: I'll kick it in. What happens, what happens?
Speaker 12: Hace comes up Thursday. I think I'm going to dance
Speaker 12: a few hot dancers.
Speaker 2: Were you contract? I gotta come with me.
Speaker 1: I'll treat her dance.
Speaker 2: No, no, no thanks?
Speaker 1: Now you see my wife don't like me dancing withother men?
Speaker 2: What do you say? Hey, where are you going? Take
Speaker 2: your hands off of me? We better stole and all
Speaker 2: the music's not gonna come in?
Speaker 3: Why you're come.
Speaker 2: If the leader is wrong? Look, but I don't like
Speaker 2: your face. Well then we got something in common. I
Speaker 2: really get lost in that wood some day. I just
Speaker 2: came in to dances. Gone.
Speaker 1: You got a dime?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got thirty dollars by.
Speaker 2: Time, I guess hit a chopping machine. Well you were lucky.
Speaker 3: I sure what good thing that acts?
Speaker 2: Was there? You mean you're cheated? I put a nickel inside.
Speaker 2: You can come back some other time and dance. No,
Speaker 2: I can't even my wife. He lets me out on Wednesday.
Speaker 2: This is Tuesday.
Speaker 6: I made w l next morning she forgot to put
Speaker 6: the man whole cover on tight and we're in the
Speaker 6: beautiful girls standing inside there.
Speaker 2: Let go in take a cander. I am okay, but
Speaker 2: I'm warning you the first wrong move out you go. Look,
Speaker 2: I'm a dent to my eye. You got nice looking women.
Speaker 2: Oh your nice class of people. Look there, Philippindick.
Speaker 3: They paed me, misdick.
Speaker 2: Could I have your autographic? I'll give you a poison
Speaker 2: lies guy. I'm sorry. I was like you, Phildick.
Speaker 1: You know it was his father. I warn you, Bob,
Speaker 1: I'm going selling our hostess, and she happens to be
Speaker 1: a debutante.
Speaker 2: She just came out last year. Look from a gopher hole.
Speaker 6: If you have a license you carry that fake you
Speaker 6: know it's a concealed whiff and the barber's doll.
Speaker 1: Here comes a nice girl, one of my most popular hostesses.
Speaker 3: Say she is different and I like to wear her
Speaker 3: arms TechEd the floor when she walks.
Speaker 8: He here's the guy with a rocket head. My name's
Speaker 8: William lumplum ny and tried penicillin. Alright, do you want
Speaker 8: to dance?
Speaker 2: Do you think it would be an even mec What
Speaker 2: are you waving? Weighing in at huh?
Speaker 8: A wise guy? Well, what's wrong with me?
Speaker 3: You're like Hendie Lamar bank Grave, A lot of tighter
Speaker 3: menial I all rolled into one.
Speaker 8: Oh I'm like that beautiful, that big Well, why your
Speaker 8: dance ticket? Confused before I get a little ben zane and.
Speaker 3: Remove you, Okay, here's my time.
Speaker 8: Well, here's your ticket.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's dance.
Speaker 4: That's all.
Speaker 2: What was the ticket for Sweden?
Speaker 8: Another time?
Speaker 6: I think I can't even get a chance to breeze.
Speaker 6: I blinked and I missed the whole fair. I want
Speaker 6: to dance.
Speaker 8: Look, if you want the next dance, it will cost
Speaker 8: you another tendance.
Speaker 2: Look, here's a dollar. Let's move her feet this time.
Speaker 8: You want to pray me, not for the next dance.
Speaker 2: You mean it? All songs don't stay popular home.
Speaker 8: What do you expect for a time a symphony?
Speaker 2: I don't want no sympathy.
Speaker 6: No, I came in here to dance a regular dance.
Speaker 6: If you don't know I like a dance, who makes
Speaker 6: the arrangements?
Speaker 2: Readers die? I didn't even get a chance to flex mal.
Speaker 8: Are you looking for trouble?
Speaker 2: No? But if I know him, the dances were next doort.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't have taken off my gul like dude.
Speaker 8: They look sincetic. Brain, you got your money worth.
Speaker 6: Let's sit on.
Speaker 8: I'm tired, and I'm tired.
Speaker 2: I don't want to say that.
Speaker 3: I don't want to dance the joints of chips.
Speaker 8: So long the manager here?
Speaker 2: Yeah, who's the managers?
Speaker 8: Get six foot two guy over there with the muffling.
Speaker 3: I don't care if they put fifteen inchest go I
Speaker 3: repeat it is a chip.
Speaker 2: Joy, I want out your going.
Speaker 4: I got my collar in and somebody over that dog.
Speaker 2: Over the the time.
Speaker 3: Where you're falling, the way I come out, I didn't
Speaker 3: have much joy, I see it.
Speaker 2: Just stay out of here.
Speaker 3: But I'm let's be fair about that. We'll flip a
Speaker 3: coin headsdyke, damn tails. I get the money back.
Speaker 2: Okay, they got a coin's good, but then I'll flip
Speaker 2: it my least. Wait, I got out in my pocket.
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