Speaker 1: Hello everyone, and welcome to the Mahoning Drive in DHS
Fest ten.
Speaker 2: We just got done watching the first movie.
Speaker 1: We decided we're gonna record our post screening reactions in
between each film, and we started with Ryan Juzda or
Janza always butcher his name. Uh, Society talking talk talking
talking about tapes. A movie I've seen before, Chris, So
what did you think of Society? Have you seen this
one before?
Speaker 3: I only know the clips of the ass.
Speaker 2: Wait, you've never seen this whole movie.
Speaker 3: That's the whole thing.
Speaker 2: Now a Joe Bob thing.
Speaker 1: You never saw this one a man, So it's about
the whole thing. So it's about Billy Warlock, son of
Dick Warlock, the famous stuntman who played Michael Myers.
Speaker 2: But we all know him as Eddie from Baywatch. Of
course we all know him.
Speaker 3: We're watching, Yes he goes Dad's where he's from?
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, ed to.
Speaker 2: It was Eddie from Baywatch.
Speaker 3: Remember when what he was talking about?
Speaker 1: No, no, you have to okay, remember there was the
episode where Eddie was obsessed with Gilligan's Island and then
he bumped his head and you imagine that skipper were
on the beach at Bay Watch. It was a great episode. Anyway,
he was.
Speaker 3: In this movie.
Speaker 2: Tony from the Future.
Speaker 5: Here.
Speaker 1: I got to the Airbnb and saw that they had
the Baywatch channel, and I shit you not.
Speaker 2: The Killigan's Island episode is playing right now. I don't
know if he left Baywatch to be in this movie.
I hope not.
Speaker 3: I would actually leave Baywatch.
Speaker 1: But yes, he's a He's a kid who's un familiar.
He's unsure of his family. He thinks they're up to
some secret Society stuff, and they are, but it turns
out they're weird body horror extrasities made.
Speaker 2: By screaming Mad George famous specialists.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I love this movie. I've seen this a
few times. I haven't seen it in a while. I
couldn't believe it was your very well, So how.
Speaker 2: Do you feel watching Society? Finally?
Speaker 6: I feel disgusted but amazing at the same time.
Speaker 2: It was what was the most disgusting part for you?
Speaker 6: I don't know, like there weren't like really kills or
gore or anything like leading up. It's you're trying to
figure out what's happening with him, and then at the
end it all just fucking literally unfold, like literally everything
just happens.
Speaker 3: It's like kind of figuring out and then just blow.
Speaker 2: It's it's the slimiest movie you'll ever watch.
Speaker 6: You're trying to figure out too, like what what is happening?
Like there is no clear what is going on? Like
why is there mouths now all of a sudden?
Speaker 1: Like it takes a long time because you just think
it's him going crazy for most of the movie.
Speaker 3: Do you do and you're just.
Speaker 2: Also it's funny, Yeah, it's funny.
Speaker 1: The tape in the beginning where you think it's about
like the daughter, you think it's implying that you had.
Speaker 2: Is that what you thought it was?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 6: Of course, now that you.
Speaker 2: Know that conversation makes so much more sense.
Speaker 7: You know the schedule first, be dying than copulation someone
your own age first.
Speaker 3: Then yeah, not just like the poor girl, just like.
Speaker 1: Me?
Speaker 3: It makes sense.
Speaker 2: Sense?
Speaker 3: Is not the way to put this movie? There is
no sense.
Speaker 2: But at least I think it's great.
Speaker 3: No, it is.
Speaker 2: I think it's great.
Speaker 1: Now, is there is there anyone in the crowd who
would like to talk about society? Would anyone like to
talk about society? I see someone someone who's familiar with
this director and his work.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll have both of you in a second. Let
me do him first.
Speaker 1: Here, come here, come here, correct, Oh Jesus, the inflatable thing.
Oh my god, it's Tim from Tation from the Crypt
and Crypt Video Rentals.
Speaker 8: Hello Tim, Tony Crystal, how are we?
Speaker 2: What did you think of society?
Speaker 8: I feel a little slimy for sure.
Speaker 9: It was definitely a little bit intense at the end there, Tony,
But you know I had a really good time for sure.
Speaker 1: Better or worse than Silent Knight Deadly Knife five the Toymaker.
Speaker 8: Uh, don't talk about my man Pino like that.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, hold on, hold on.
Speaker 1: So I leaned over to Tim, like, Tim, is that
Pino Pedo from The Silent Night, Deadly knighte five? And
He's like yes, and that is David. This is like Peatree,
like Pino Pino Peatrie.
Speaker 8: You cannot get away from it.
Speaker 2: Why did they keep giving of the dumbness state?
Speaker 10: It was so good?
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's our boy Pino for sure. No Joe Petto
in this movie. No no Joe Petto or Pino Crazy.
Speaker 2: Go back and watch Our Silent Knight Deadly Knife five review.
I love this film and.
Speaker 8: Watching a group setting too. We had a huge crew.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's the next movie? Goblin?
Speaker 1: That's gonna be great. I've never seen it before. Now
I'm going in blind.
Speaker 6: But yeah, well some people have worked on the Goblin
might be here. I think was it the director?
Speaker 1: I believe, I guess, so I'll have to hunt him
down hopefully, Tony.
Speaker 2: All right, we're gonna We're gonna get some other people
from the crowd. We'll see your next movie.
Speaker 1: Hello, sir, would you like to come in here? Sit
on this unsturdy, inflatable pillow thing.
Speaker 3: I put my feet on it.
Speaker 2: Hello sir, what is your name?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 2: Solo eighty four? Is that your proper Christian name? My
name is Mark's. Have you Have you seen Society before?
Speaker 11: Yeah, I've seen it, like a long time ago, Like
my mom used to work in the video so so
we watched a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, did it hold up for you? Didn't hold up?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 2: It definitely did.
Speaker 11: And Uh, it was like one of those films where
it's it's touching on like the resistance to a simulation,
and sometimes it's at a dutriment of like your own sanity.
But that's part of the fight, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you might get a hand off your butt.
It's it's rough. It's rough. It's rough.
Speaker 3: I mean any hands you have up your butt Tony.
Speaker 1: No, well in this movie everyone had a hand off
their buttock. I turned his butt into a head, yeah.
Speaker 2: And pulled him inside out.
Speaker 11: But no, like the special effects definitely held up screen,
George end. They were able to like get over the
sense of gore without like the blood and guts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's more gross than gory, definitely. Yeah. Uh but yeah,
are you excited for the next film? Hell? Yeah, man, definitely,
it's gonna be great. It's gonna be the race.
Speaker 3: You got two more after this.
Speaker 2: I can't wait.
Speaker 3: We should be.
Speaker 6: Chugging a bottle and see how we get through the
night at the end of that, because God knows, I'm
gonna need.
Speaker 2: A bottle talking a bottle alcohol apple juice.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I can't. I Christal, I have a sugar
rush from all that normal candy.
Speaker 2: I ate. I don't think mixing alb it.
Speaker 3: Is really good at eating normal candy.
Speaker 2: I eat normal candy.
Speaker 3: Those normal candies will make me go to sleep.
Speaker 2: I can dig it.
Speaker 10: Everybody got their vices.
Speaker 2: No, there's no vices. It's normal candy.
Speaker 1: And I don't know if drinking a bottle alcohol with
my normal candy it might make my sugar rush a
little too bad.
Speaker 2: But thanks for coming out then.
Speaker 10: I enjoy.
Speaker 1: Let's say, does anyone else want to talk about Society?
Speaker 3: Everyone says no.
Speaker 2: Here we go, Here we go. We got another person.
This is the place to be.
Speaker 3: We're cool, We're happening.
Speaker 2: Okay, first off, properly introduce yourself. How we doing. We're
doing great. We just we just watched Society. How do
you feel about the movie?
Speaker 4: I think it's the best of the weekend and it's
just started.
Speaker 1: This is literally movie number one and you're already calling
it the best?
Speaker 2: Is all right? Thanks for coming out everyone. The shows.
Speaker 12: I don't remember the shunting scene going on quite that long.
It's been a couple of years, but.
Speaker 2: I remember it only being the shunting.
Speaker 4: How long it goes? It just goes and it goes,
And I know I.
Speaker 1: Do love the smell of the hunt and the taste
of the.
Speaker 4: Shut That old guy was having a little too much
fun there, I know he was.
Speaker 2: He was very his mouth sounds creeping out. He was
too wet.
Speaker 6: I can't hear anyone say that they shunt someone ever
again and not think of.
Speaker 2: Shunt what do you shunt the fuck up? Crystal?
Speaker 1: Who is your favorite actor in the film? And why
was it Billy Warlock because he played Eddie and Baywatch?
Speaker 2: You're not wrong.
Speaker 12: I noticed the actor who plays Pino and Silenti Deadley
Night five and other Brian Flick.
Speaker 4: Yes, and I was excited about that.
Speaker 1: Yes, he was Pino Peno and then he became Petrie
something Petrie.
Speaker 12: He really wanted to be fake Mary Steinbergen's son and
he was gonna kill him if he had to.
Speaker 4: He didn't get away with it. Yeah, it's a good time.
Speaker 2: I'm glad you enjoyed.
Speaker 1: Society always good And where where can people find you?
Speaker 2: You got anything?
Speaker 13: A plug?
Speaker 10: Sure?
Speaker 4: I'm on Instagram as d Reds d r E d
d Z follow him work for Vinegar Syndrome, do all
the oh nice? So yeah, come to come.
Speaker 2: Vinegar Syndrome blu rays and I'm sure you'll be supplying
us with like exclusive. Sure we have been on camera
right now.
Speaker 1: I'll be forwarding that it's all the vinegar Sindrome. It
was here, it was official. You'll be hearing from my lawyer,
but thank you for coming out.
Speaker 2: Would anyone else like to talk about Society?
Speaker 13: Is?
Speaker 2: I knew you were? I knew you? Yes, now you
popped up in the streams before. But can you properly
introduce yourself?
Speaker 5: Yes, Hi, I'm no officier. You can find me on
Instagram at Leatherneck Nostalgia. I know Tony from setting up
at a lot of different vendor events. So hello YouTube
and people out there.
Speaker 2: And what did you think of Society?
Speaker 5: This is my second time watching Society?
Speaker 3: Does it get better your second time? I have to
ask you.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 5: But the first time I watched it was the last
Driving with Joe Bob Briggs. I mean, this is like
a three out of five. Watching it with Joe Bob,
it's a five out of five. He makes every movie great.
Speaker 3: Season was that?
Speaker 2: I don't was it in the beginning? It was early?
Speaker 3: Okay, I need to go back. Got you. I obviously
missed that episode.
Speaker 2: So now they take him down sometimes they take him down.
Speaker 14: I know.
Speaker 6: Now I have to go back and see if there's
any It was a good one.
Speaker 2: It was solid.
Speaker 15: Yes, that was very solid man.
Speaker 2: Well I'm glad you liked Society.
Speaker 1: Yes, we have how many more movies tonight, tonight, for tonight,
for tonight?
Speaker 2: Hold on?
Speaker 1: It was really bothering me that the older Yeah.
Speaker 3: That's what bothers you.
Speaker 16: Earlier.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, how you just told me go shut myself?
There are so many ways I could take that, tony
or shut the funk up?
Speaker 2: How many times?
Speaker 3: How many go tell you to shut yourself?
Speaker 2: Now? How many times?
Speaker 1: How many times have you heard the word shut in
your life before tonight?
Speaker 2: No, how many times did you hear the words shut
in your life before you watched this movie? Before?
Speaker 17: This is the only time I ever heard that word?
Speaker 2: Is this movie?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 6: So this means I can say it at work and
no one's going to know what the hell I'm saying
if I shut shut themselves, go shut shut, go shut
The ethap.
Speaker 2: Shut isn't a part of your regular vernacular, guys.
Speaker 3: It is now. It is now baby, because.
Speaker 1: I don't I think normally I wouldn't be laughing as
hard to the word shut.
Speaker 2: The normal candy that I had.
Speaker 1: Is making me think shut, hold on.
Speaker 3: He's done, he's done, shut him off? How the hell
are we getting through the third?
Speaker 5: I know three special You can find me on Instagram
at leather Neck Nostalgia, I posts a lot. You can
see all the stuff by sell and all the events
I'll be at.
Speaker 2: Then I think he's broken.
Speaker 3: He's done. We might have to take him home. We
might not get to the second fucking movie at this point.
Speaker 2: Wow, he's broken. What anyone else like? Just walk out? Shut?
Speaker 3: Yeah? We just have a.
Speaker 2: So much candy earlier to having a laughing fit over
the word shut, he's done.
Speaker 1: Okay, properly, reader, dude, properly introduce yourself.
Speaker 16: I'm Patrick uh aka Fried Motts on Instagram.
Speaker 10: How's it going, Tony? How you doing? How you doing?
Speaker 2: Let's going right? I think I got it out of
my system.
Speaker 1: Yeah, first five minutes ago I decided shut was the
funniest thing in the world. But I think I got
it out. Uh what did you think of society?
Speaker 16: One thing about society is that I thought I could
use a little bit more. Heidi Kozak in it?
Speaker 2: Which one was she?
Speaker 16: So she was the one from Slumber Party Massacre two.
She sings like I wanna sugar daddy will oh.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, yes, fine, the sky like all that stuff.
Speaker 16: Just like I don't know they could have like used
like maybe like a little more footage of like her
getting like squirted with like suntan lotion.
Speaker 1: Yeah, obviously we need it more of that, We need
more of that.
Speaker 10: I wonder what SPF that was?
Speaker 2: Does she wait? She she just disappears from this movie.
Speaker 10: Yeah, literally, she just comes and got it.
Speaker 2: I swear to god, I bet that was a reshoot
with her and her friends.
Speaker 1: They're like, oh, wait, we should probably just say she
got cheated on and she left because it never cuts
the reaction shouts or anything.
Speaker 3: So she's not in the society, right, No, it's okay.
Speaker 2: Maybe her friend is. That's rating. I don't know.
Speaker 1: But then now that makes sense. There's no other camera angles.
It's just her going.
Speaker 2: I can't believe it. Who's that? I don't know. We
should leaven it's gone.
Speaker 16: Literally literally, but yeah, needed more Heidi in there.
Speaker 10: I thought I just would have benefited from it.
Speaker 1: Now, how do you compare this to other Brian Yozna
and Screaming Man George team ups, like Side of the Night,
Deadly Night four, and five.
Speaker 16: Well, I love the fact that with the I don't know,
not to spoil the end of five, but like the
doll guy at the end, like he was in this movie.
Speaker 10: Yeah, he was actually in this movie.
Speaker 2: And I know is Petro in this Yeah exactly.
Speaker 16: And it took me a while to actually like realize that,
ye like, and yeah, no, it's a cool thing to see,
you know.
Speaker 10: You know, you know a lot of people work like teams.
Speaker 2: He was.
Speaker 1: I was hoping he would have like a weird form
in this, but he kind of disappears during the shunting too.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, anyway, it's only.
Speaker 3: A few main shunters.
Speaker 10: That's all I got, though.
Speaker 2: What do you got going on here? What you been
doing here? Hey man?
Speaker 16: Just you know, slinging some tapes, you know, watching some
good movies, hanging out with the you know, the best
people in the world.
Speaker 10: Man, What can I say? In VHS Fast ten Man decade.
Speaker 2: You play the best tunes whenever I go to any event.
Speaker 10: Thank you. I appreciate it.
Speaker 2: You've ruined me forever because you always had a Tim Allen.
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, you had a little hit.
Speaker 1: It gets it's been like three years now. You think
I would have gotten used to it. Every time you
do it, I'm always like, I never expect to.
Speaker 16: Catch people off guard. And you know, Benford tools, they're
the greatest tools planet.
Speaker 1: All right, Crystal, my side's hurt from that sugar rush
I had. So we're gonna take a break and we'll
be back at the next movie after Goblin Goblin.
Speaker 3: Yes, gonna be We'll see how you are.
Speaker 2: Then you're shutting it.
Speaker 1: I was trying to come up with a joke with
Goblin and shutting and I couldn't think of what.
Speaker 6: I can't imagine any Goblins and hunting together because I
don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm good.
Speaker 1: I'm good since coming back.
Speaker 2: We gotta cut.
Speaker 1: Crystal, We're back, We are back. We just watched Goblin.
We did from that said nineteen ninety three.
Speaker 3: I think I think it was Goblin nineteen ninety three.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Goblin nineteen ninety three. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Who was your first exposure to go first, Tony, Yeah,
my first exposure.
Speaker 3: It would be tonight. Just now say tower and fourteen
minutes ago.
Speaker 2: This was the longest tower in fourteen minutes.
Speaker 6: I would love for you to explain to the beautiful
viewers at home, where the hell they are.
Speaker 3: What happened in this movie?
Speaker 2: I what was this? Be hard to follow?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I want you to explain, Okay, what.
Speaker 1: Happened a bunch of hip young people who are maybe
from the South and fumble on their line reads. They
move into a home, okay, but there's like a well
or something that they messed with.
Speaker 3: Okay, yea, and.
Speaker 1: They unleashed a goblin and for the rest of the movie,
someone will be in a room. The goblin will show up,
who sometimes is just disembodied hands like a Giallo film,
and then other times it's a big, fat guy in
a goblin suit. No, this is the biggest goblin I've
ever seen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he'll kill you with power to specifically tools
or hooks or hooks.
Speaker 6: Well, there was a share, yes, yes, it was sickles.
Speaker 1: They will attack you with some he will attack you
with some kind of tools. Yes, idiots walk back and forth,
and then they get murdered for exactly ten minutes every
single time, and all their organs are pink chicken meat
from a grocery store with no.
Speaker 2: Blood added to it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then it's a zombie movie at the end.
Speaker 2: That's that's Goblin. What did you think of Goblin? Did
you like?
Speaker 3: Best film ever?
Speaker 2: That was? I can't believe that's a movie. I can't
believe it's a movie.
Speaker 3: It was a movie. It was a movie that we
just watched. Uh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to say I can't even recommend it
because it's just.
Speaker 3: I want to I want to recommend the soundtrack. Oh yes,
the music.
Speaker 6: Ever, so there's a during the death scenes, there is death.
Speaker 3: Later, there was some it.
Speaker 1: Skips to a Halloween spooky sound soundtrack kind of Yeah.
Speaker 3: The kind of CD or tape. I literally had the
cassette tape at the at laughter.
Speaker 6: At some point there was like chainsaw in the background,
like literally haunted house music.
Speaker 3: You played the.
Speaker 2: Christally.
Speaker 1: Do you think they used a full orchestra for this
film or did they find music from an audio library
because they find knockoff music.
Speaker 2: That's kind of like Zimmerman. Okay, Oh, they couldn't get
Han zimmer They got Hans Zimmerman. Okay, that's that figure.
Speaker 1: Uh but you know what, I'm sure there's some people
in the crowd who have seen Goblin and want to
talk about Goblin.
Speaker 2: Would anyone like to talk about Goblin?
Speaker 1: That everyone is bumping into each other, They're they're rushing
the stage.
Speaker 2: Hey, hey, Para, do you want to talk about Goblin?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Chris Crystal, what an honor are you
here with the famous hacker.
Speaker 2: DJ parat Hello Para, how are you hello?
Speaker 17: Hello?
Speaker 13: H v h X.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's right. What did you think of Goblin?
Speaker 17: I thought I sucked?
Speaker 2: Why wait, well what about that song that plays over
and over?
Speaker 3: Understand it?
Speaker 17: Why does the Goblin keep finding these power tools?
Speaker 18: I have no idea he might be the Goblin King,
just saying I thought Goblin King doesn't like okay, special brother, Okay,
this is a special Goblin King, but like.
Speaker 17: How he would like every like four steps would roll.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so this I thought there was gonna be a
thing because again they don't really show him, and I'm like,
this is someone who's gonna be dressing up. But then
in the middle they start reading the diary and it's
just the big fat guy walks in the room with
the goblin bands. You're like, oh wait, and then I'm like, oh,
they're telling a story.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's what they think it looks like.
Speaker 7: And then the twist at the end, I think, like
the hands are like not like like I thought there
was a second Goblin at times, because it's like those
are those aren't the same hands?
Speaker 2: This is the two guys. This is like Lake Placid,
there was two of them all along.
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Did you like the scene where the guy goes to
the house and says hello for twin minute straight, Hello, Hello,
Hello Hello?
Speaker 17: Oh yeah, that was very riveting.
Speaker 2: That was it was? It really builds suspense.
Speaker 1: I was on the people say that the jump Scared
and Extocist three is the best, but I think.
Speaker 2: The Hello Hello Hello that leads up to this was
actually way scared.
Speaker 3: Character had such an impact in this film.
Speaker 2: Mi, who was that guy? Do you know?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 1: He my forest FORST this movie.
Speaker 2: Something forst. Do you want to talk about Goblin?
Speaker 1: I think that means he doesn't want to talk about
Goblin experience.
Speaker 17: I am become Goblin.
Speaker 1: Hello Hello, Well thank you for talking about Goblin.
Speaker 3: Which was your favorite death?
Speaker 1: Was it the one where the pink meat gets pulled
out of something?
Speaker 17: Yeah? Yeah, how everybody's everybody's filled with boiled chicken?
Speaker 3: How much boiled chicken? Can you pull out an ear?
Speaker 17: I mean, we're setting we're setting records.
Speaker 2: Did you see the pinky pull it out of his ear?
It was like the size of a baby. I'm like,
what is your head?
Speaker 8: That's he had to reach for that.
Speaker 3: While putting hooks up assholes.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, wait, there was a sickle to the.
Speaker 7: Forgot that that's sickle to the vedge last year, and
then just pulling far too long, pulling out rocks.
Speaker 1: And so there was an eye stabbing I didn't care for,
and Crystal kept saying it was done, but of course,
like every death scene, it was not done.
Speaker 2: It kept.
Speaker 17: It doesn't stop until the guitar stops.
Speaker 7: Yes, the Goblin can only kill or and there is
mid guitar.
Speaker 1: Or the knockoff Danny Elfin music, either one, either one.
Speaker 17: Oh yeah, that's right, that one time.
Speaker 2: Okay, we gotta get this.
Speaker 1: There's so many other people who want to talk about
Goblin literally, but real quick, where can we find you?
Speaker 7: You could check us out it tapes from the Crypt.
We are here all weekend. We're chilling.
Speaker 2: Well this is airing in the future, but oh.
Speaker 17: Well, I mean we are from the future.
Speaker 7: We're still chilling no matter what, always be chilling.
Speaker 2: What do you want to plug? Oh I was chilling
three weeks ago.
Speaker 7: I was here three weeks ago. But check us out
on tapes from the Crypt on Instagram?
Speaker 2: Do it all? Right? Who else wants to talk about Goblin?
Speaker 3: Everyone said, don't all raise your.
Speaker 1: Hands at once. I feel like a lot of people
at Goblin. Sir, do you want to talk about Goblin?
Do you want to talk about Goblin?
Speaker 10: He?
Speaker 2: There we go?
Speaker 1: He Hello, Hello, watch out for that camera, please, thank you?
Speaker 3: Hello, Hello.
Speaker 6: Listen, Johnny, you need to stop acting like a B
movie bimbo.
Speaker 1: Yes, they call out B movies, but at the end
they say you should watch more B movies and stop
watching Hollywood. Do you think do you think people in
nineteen ninety three stopped watching Hollywood movies? Do you think
the year of Jurassic Park people wait, you know what,
we're going B movies?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Absolutely.
Speaker 6: I don't remember any other Hollywood movies coming out at
that time, like for the next five years.
Speaker 3: I don't think.
Speaker 2: No, no, they canceled movies for a while.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because of this this film.
Speaker 18: Absolutely, Hello, Hello, Hello, I can't stress it up.
Speaker 1: There just to see where he just says hello over
and over again, and then there was just hello, sir.
Speaker 2: Would you like to talk about Goblin?
Speaker 3: He's just.
Speaker 2: We're doing a very very popular show. But thank you.
Speaker 3: No one wants to talk about Goblin.
Speaker 2: They're speechless.
Speaker 1: They're still processing I know the movie in their brains.
Speaker 6: How Can we also talk about how he had to
talk to the camera twice?
Speaker 12: Yes, we're gonna good, We're gonna some tools and I'm
gonna fix that.
Speaker 2: That was like the one liner.
Speaker 1: That was the line that's fantastic. Hello, sir, would you
like to talk about Goblin? Okay, we found someone.
Speaker 3: He is now trying to found a brave soul.
Speaker 2: Let's to talk about here.
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Hack the Movies.
Speaker 2: We have what's going on? We have a table over there.
Very cool. Have you ever watched the show before this show?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 19: I have no idea what show them on?
Speaker 4: Right now?
Speaker 2: You're on Hacked the Movies.
Speaker 3: Baby, I am so sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited to be Can I just get you
to say you consent to being on Hack the Movie.
Speaker 2: Because they grabbed me? Oh god? What is uh? What
is your name? You don't have to give you a
real name, but it's okay.
Speaker 17: But what is your I'll give you my government name.
Speaker 2: It's Joey Papa. Joey Papa. What did you think of Goblin?
Speaker 19: It was an incredibly endearing film, you know, so, I
I didn't have high hopes in the very beginning, but
by the end, I think I was pretty sold.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, were you watching like a different movie in
your car? We're talking about the one that played on
the big screen.
Speaker 3: What were you sold on?
Speaker 2: Where did the movie win you over?
Speaker 19: There's something really magical about watching a group of friends
that have almost next to no experience making films, making
an actual film.
Speaker 2: Now, look give it away that they didn't know how
to make films?
Speaker 3: Was it?
Speaker 1: Because sometimes in a wide shot, a character will start
to say a line, and then we'll cut to a
close up and they'll repeat the last line that was
part of it.
Speaker 8: I got an address on you know, I got an
address on the call.
Speaker 19: Yeah, I really I loved the canned music, the bounce, Well,
it was like the soundtrack was so schizophrenic. It was
like it went from somebody maybe who like made demo
cassettes and the like, and then it went to canned
music that they like got from you know, whatever library,
and then it felt like a Disney movie at certain
points the music. So, I don't know, there was something like,
there's something really endearing about like people just going for it,
slapping something together and making it work.
Speaker 1: Positivity, right, I've sent out of all the hundreds of
people we could have pulled from, we pulled from you,
and I can't wait to find out that you're like
the Director's Sun or something.
Speaker 2: There's no way, there's no way I'm buying an I.
Speaker 19: Think there's a lot of people here. I would guess
that there's a lot of people here who want to
make horror films and aspire to make horror films but
don't do it.
Speaker 17: And these are those people. But they actually did it.
Speaker 19: They made the fucking movie that they were thinking about
for years, and hey.
Speaker 1: Look years later, it's playing at the mahone and driving
at EHS.
Speaker 2: That's success. That's a win, that's a huge it's a win.
Some movies never play here. Apparently I looked it up.
Speaker 19: Apparently that movie goes for big money, like if you
can find it on VHS. There was the only physical
copy I could find of it online was a Beta
Max copy that was two hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 2: Beta is so expensive. Yeah, someone left.
Speaker 1: Someone left a porn catalog and the Supergirl tape I bought,
and on the cover of the catalog it said like
Dames Number one movie, and I was like, I gotta
watch this movie. And the only copy can find is
a beta for like three hundred bucks. I'm like, I'm
not I don't need to see it that bad.
Speaker 17: Beta Fest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Beta Fest. No, we're gonna get. We're gonna get
a bunch of people look like Joey c and Ken Osborne.
If we do Beta Fest, that's gonna be sad. They're
not gonna understand. They're gonna be like.
Speaker 2: Aa beta different type of beata Like.
Speaker 1: We thought you were here for a Manisphere seminar. We
wanted to learn what it was like. Betas right there
we go. Yeah, I'm funny. It's a comedy podcast. By
the way, he's gonna say subscribe.
Speaker 3: He's gonna be like, what what was the podcast?
Speaker 2: Hack? Hack? The movies?
Speaker 17: You guys need to sign behind you.
Speaker 2: Well, we're actually over there. We're borrowing our good friends.
Speaker 10: Taking Well, this feels appropriate.
Speaker 1: This is our show does take place in a video store.
This is the closest we can get to him. And
we reviewed some of these movies. We actually did Species
too recently.
Speaker 19: You know, I was looking at Species one before I
was looking at Species one and I liked the cover
a lot.
Speaker 2: It's a good sometimes that's all.
Speaker 17: I need for a movie to sell me.
Speaker 1: I got the poster at home. That's the lenticular poster
that changes faces.
Speaker 8: Oh, that's cool.
Speaker 2: I bought that for the episode. It was amazing.
Speaker 17: That's what that's called.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I said a holographic, which I know wasn't the
right thing, but that's what people call it.
Speaker 3: And then it's like it's Tony learned a big word,
so he's gonna try.
Speaker 19: And you know what, thank you because I learned a
big word and I'm gonna use it.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: We're gonna work it into our every day life. No problem.
You get back to what you gotta do. Whatever.
Speaker 3: Bye.
Speaker 1: Look, I know all if you want to talk about Goblin,
but I think we're just gonna call it here. I
think we've all t I know you, sir, And oh
my god, Cidney Sweeney's in the crowd. I don't even
know she was here. I'm sorry to Sweeney. We have
to stop talking about Goblin. Martin Scorsese, I see you
over there. Thank you for coming. We're done. We're done
talking about the movie. I know you have a lot
to say, and we'll be back after the net. What's
the next one, what's the next movie? Evil Spot I've
heard of that one. I might have seen it, I
don't remember. And we're back. We ended up not watching
Evil Spun, but we did just watch Neon Maniacs.
Speaker 3: First movie of Night two.
Speaker 2: Baby, that's right.
Speaker 1: We're off to a good start here with Neon Maniacs,
a movie I've never heard of, nope, or seen before,
and now I'm going to base my entire identity around.
Speaker 2: I love it. It's great.
Speaker 3: How did you think of those Neon maniacs?
Speaker 1: Okay, there is a problem with the title the maniacs.
They're not Neon. They're very munic colors. They actually blend
in with black background.
Speaker 3: Think, what are you talking about? They were so bright?
I think you in color blind tone.
Speaker 1: No, when they touch water and turn into juice, then
they be I guess the juice is neon, but not really.
Speaker 2: Next juices are neon, I guess. So, So this movie's.
Speaker 1: About maniacs, not neon, who go around killing people unless
it rains, and then they have to go away from
the rain.
Speaker 2: Well there there. Water is their weakness.
Speaker 1: So it's a good it's a good thing that they
live underneath the Golden Gate Bridge, which is over water.
Speaker 2: Uh, this movie is about a lady.
Speaker 1: All her friends die, uh, they're killed by the maniacs,
and then she's very upset, not too upset.
Speaker 2: To not go on a date the next day.
Speaker 3: No, it sounds like you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's She's like, she's.
Speaker 1: Like, I'm really sorry all my friends died by this
nice guy asked me out.
Speaker 6: This is what would happen if all the all the
co hosts don't hock the movies die.
Speaker 1: Tony be like, well, that's a shame, but at least
a lady's talking to me. And then there's another girl
who is totally a teenager and you could tell because
her hat is sideways.
Speaker 3: Wow, Tony, you look like you're thirteen.
Speaker 2: Now I know.
Speaker 1: Wow, I'm just a hip young kid because I brar
my hat sideways like the girl in Maniacs. Anyway, she
figures out that she can kill the the neon Maniacs
with water. They team up, they fight at the Battle
of the Bands, and the Battle of the Bands were
the Outlaws who sang songs about being cheated on real
lame band. For some reason, Tim was rooting for him.
I was all about jaded. They were the cool punk
rock guys when they were the best.
Speaker 6: What did you think, I I I didn't know what
was happening.
Speaker 2: How did you not know what was happening?
Speaker 6: I thought it was pretty clear now when these things
were going to come out.
Speaker 2: Well, that was the brilliance of it.
Speaker 1: They attack at the Battle of the Bands, which is
costume themed.
Speaker 2: Uh, and they squirre them with water and then as.
Speaker 3: Old how did how did the where did the water
come for? Everyone had a little water.
Speaker 2: Guns, Like, yeah, they all have water guns.
Speaker 1: My favorite part is, Uh, there's literally a massacre and
then the two main characters are like, we're in love.
We should have sex right now, like all your classmates
you had, so this is not the time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they were only come in yeah with that machine gun,
and that.
Speaker 2: Would have been a good place to end the movie.
Speaker 1: Then they decided to have a fake out where the
cops looked barely look for the neon maniacs and then uh,
and then one of them dies and then the movie's like,
we gotta hold on the water guns.
Speaker 2: I thought this movie was great.
Speaker 3: Like Ethie, what they're in the Yeah, they're in the
fucking car the people. You think the movie is still
going All of a.
Speaker 1: Sudden, they literally walk in at night when it's dark
with no flashlights and they're like, oh, we didn't find
them like you barely look. Uh but no, we're off
to a great start. Is there any holy shit?
Speaker 2: We actually?
Speaker 1: I actually guess we did a good job telling people
we were doing this. This is more people that are
coming to my uh street Fighters show next week. Is
there anyone who would like to talk about neon maniacs?
Speaker 2: Sure, get in here, don't worry. Don't worry.
Speaker 1: We'll get to all of you, all of them, well
until they till they start the next one.
Speaker 2: Yes, Hello, introduce yourself.
Speaker 20: I'm Cat Cat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're so happy to be on your favorite podcast
that you know the name of.
Speaker 3: R Yeah Tackle the.
Speaker 2: Movies, Yes it is, it is. What did you think?
What did you think of neon naniacs?
Speaker 20: I'm I remember that the guy's name was Stephen.
Speaker 2: Okay, you got more than I got.
Speaker 17: And there was a dog.
Speaker 20: In the beginning named Dog named Dog, but then he
called it Elvis.
Speaker 1: Well, Steven's just a liar, and that's why I think
he deserved to lose the Battle of the Bands.
Speaker 20: I was like, okay, but then did we see Elvis
again or Dog or whoever?
Speaker 18: That.
Speaker 17: I don't think we did.
Speaker 2: I think we saw him on Servis. I have a
question for you, sure, what are the neon Naniacs? What
were they?
Speaker 20: They were some silly guys.
Speaker 2: Why were there pictures of them in the beginning?
Speaker 1: They had like little posters like they were at a conventions.
Speaker 3: Did that happen?
Speaker 1: That was the opening kill A guy finds a picture
of the Neon Naniacs and then one of them.
Speaker 2: Stabs might be in I was, so what was the
porta party?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 3: Here? Just hot?
Speaker 20: The last one in the front row still has a
spider from last year in it. That's good, Like it's
a big oh okay prop spider, but it scares the
hell out of me every time I ever get there.
Speaker 2: So do you recommend Neon Naniacs?
Speaker 20: It's an experience? And I would say, yeah, I am
good for watching any like weird, bizarre, any like It's fun. Okay,
do it with your friends in maket the whole time.
Speaker 2: Awesome.
Speaker 1: We're going to get to some other people in the
crowd here. Thank you so much. Who's next?
Speaker 2: Joe? Do you want to come up here?
Speaker 12: Come on up, Joe, Come on up, yay Joe.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, This is one of my biggest fans.
Speaker 3: Your socks hell yeah.
Speaker 2: Vinegar Sindrew, this is one of our biggest fans. He's
come to every VHS fest.
Speaker 3: He is great.
Speaker 2: What did you think of Neon Maniacs?
Speaker 3: I had a lot of fun.
Speaker 2: Shut the fuck up, you're ruining his moment. He's like,
I'm finally on this show. I hope Kim doesn't scream
like an ansle. Okay, what did you think of Neon Maniacs?
I love Neon Maniacs. I also love Tim but I love.
Speaker 21: Tony Fromact Movies too, But yeah, Neon Maniacs is.
Speaker 2: A lot of fun. I love Crystal too, but Neon
Minix is a lot of fun.
Speaker 21: I like the costumes, I like the characters. I like
the sequence on the subway. I take the subway a lot.
I'm from the area.
Speaker 2: They get out of that subway thing and they're like, huh.
Speaker 1: That was the thing, Like you were almost murdered on
the subway, yeah, Samurai, And then that say she's like, hey,
may breakfast.
Speaker 3: You're all maybe because this is a normal thing that
happens in the city. You are almost always murdered on
the subway. It's a normal thing you go.
Speaker 2: That neon maniac drive in the train was having the
time of his He was having way too much fun.
Speaker 1: He didn't even care about murder, like because they all
leave and he's still driving the train.
Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, yes, he was happy. You know, I
was having a lot of fun with that scene.
Speaker 3: Why don't you wear your hat sideways? Like, yeah, you
look a.
Speaker 2: Little old, can you? Oh my god? He's like, we're
just two young studs.
Speaker 1: Now, see again, our hats are sideways like the girl
in the movie.
Speaker 2: We're now teenagers.
Speaker 1: We are yes, we are all right, Joe, I have
a question.
Speaker 2: What were the neon maniacs? The samurai guy and the
guy like, what were they? They were? Were they demons?
Speaker 21: Oh?
Speaker 2: Okay? Were the zombies?
Speaker 21: They felt like bloodthirsty zombies.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll go for it.
Speaker 18: And also themed, each one has a different they have gimmicks.
Speaker 1: Who were you rooting for in the Battle of the Bands?
The Outlaws or Jaded?
Speaker 2: The Outlaws? Get out of here, Get out of here?
Thank you? Where can we follow you? Oh?
Speaker 21: I'm apatology on Instagram? Yes, oh my favorit. Muppet is
Janis for sure?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, get out of here, Joe, we got
so many people want to talk about Neon Naniacs.
Speaker 2: Who's next? Who's next? Who's that? There we go?
Speaker 1: We got Andrew here, who you might remember him from
our Clue.
Speaker 14: Episode episode of Hack the Movies.
Speaker 2: The highest rate. I've been afraid that I've been afraid
to have you come back.
Speaker 1: There we would break YouTube and I'm on, yes, you
know you just they were like they were like Andrew's
sex appeal rivals Tony's. And now I have to do
things like wear my hat sideways, so I look you,
what did you think of me?
Speaker 2: On Nania? I kind of loved it. It was fun.
It was pretty fun.
Speaker 14: It was a cheesy eighties movie. I need to find
the soundtrack like immediately, and uh yeah, it was a
good time.
Speaker 1: That one song that they used in the credits in
earlier that feels like a rip off, a sting shape
of my heart and that's not just me.
Speaker 14: I don't know, but I was getting some like Who's
the Boss like eighties like TV show themes.
Speaker 4: Towards the beginning.
Speaker 14: I actually just pictured Tony Misseli Hyndlauer's house in that
van in the opening credits, and that's just what the
music sounded like for that.
Speaker 1: So what do you think the neon maniacs were, Like?
Speaker 4: What were they or what?
Speaker 14: Like the individual things there was like the samurai.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, but are they mon? But I don't know
where they are?
Speaker 4: They weren't really neon.
Speaker 2: That was a good point. They would kind of.
Speaker 14: Chill about what they were doing. They weren't really maniacal
in what they were doing either. So demons, we're.
Speaker 2: Gonna go with demons. We're gonna go with demons.
Speaker 14: Bookies sort of monster squad kind of thing, and uh,
you know, I kind of loved it. I need to
track down that out of print Blu Ray.
Speaker 2: And we gotta fight it.
Speaker 14: Vinegar syndrome or one of those puts out a good addition.
Speaker 1: So really sad the neon maniacs didn't break the Golden
Gate bridge.
Speaker 14: You know, if you're allergic or you know, susceptible, the
water is under a bridge, like the best place for
your headquarters.
Speaker 2: Its terrible place. It's a terrible place.
Speaker 14: They far away from water, exact any giant bodies water
towns like San Francisco either, boy.
Speaker 3: There are landlocked towns that.
Speaker 1: They could move to real quick if you were crushing
on a lady and uh, your entire school just kind
of machine gun by neon maniacs. Would you would you
make a move on her while you're hiding from the
neon naniacs like this guy did?
Speaker 17: Absolutely?
Speaker 4: Why not?
Speaker 2: I mean tie, run for your life, Run for your life.
Speaker 3: Maybe they were virgins. They didn't want to die a virgin, Tony, Come.
Speaker 2: On, she was, they established she was. But I'm sorry,
people are being machine gunned by samurais. I'm getting out
of the area.
Speaker 3: We're gonna die. You might as well go out.
Speaker 14: You know, they were killing the like the non virgins
right then. Maybe that's why she was spared in the beginning,
like kind of.
Speaker 2: Like Cherry Falls.
Speaker 14: You ever see that where the killers only killing people
who are virgins, you know, like.
Speaker 2: I even piece that together.
Speaker 3: They were only killing virgins, Tony. Oh, hence, like why
the girl was so young?
Speaker 2: No, No, they were killing non virgins. They were spared.
Speaker 17: Okay, let's have sex no longer.
Speaker 2: But they were trying to kill her anyway, here's your work?
Speaker 17: What's that?
Speaker 14: Where can we find you find me a current dot
creative dot design on Instagram or you can find me
hanging out here at the morning drive in pretty much?
Speaker 2: Oh wait, sorry, one last question?
Speaker 1: Sorry sorry, sorry, yeah, I killed a six pack of
something early. Anyway, were you team Outlaws or Jaded in
the Battle of the Bands?
Speaker 14: Oh geez, I don't know, Jada. They just kind of
had a repetitive lyric. So I think I'd go Outlaws
on this one, just because I like the smooth jazz.
Speaker 10: It really kept the dance rocking.
Speaker 2: You sucked. Only jaded fan out here.
Speaker 3: Bab Jaz?
Speaker 1: All right, whose team Outlaws for Battle of the Bands?
Speaker 2: And whose team Jaded you supposed to root against me?
You're the only one who anyway?
Speaker 3: Oh wait, yay, opposite of Tony? Whatever the hell that was.
Speaker 1: Thank you Eric for coming out. It was great seeing
you again. We gotta have you back on the show soon.
Speaker 2: Where did their sister act? All right? Who's next? You
seem like you want to talk about Neon Naniacs? Come
on here? Hello? Hello, please please tell everyone your name? Hello, Paul?
What did you think of Neon Naniacs?
Speaker 18: Oh?
Speaker 4: I had a blast?
Speaker 17: Was it about forty minutes in the movie?
Speaker 2: Oh okay, it took you a while to get into it. Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what were the Neon.
Speaker 17: Okay, so they were the demonic village people.
Speaker 2: That is the best answer we've gotten so far.
Speaker 3: I love that answer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that solves all the problems. Why weren't
they neon? I'm not exactly sure.
Speaker 17: That is probably a budget of reasons.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you think we changed the name of the movie.
When they had the neon lights at the Battle of
the Bands. I thought they were gonna walk in.
Speaker 2: Like low in the dark.
Speaker 4: It would have been so good, so much sense.
Speaker 1: Instead just wants in machine cunning all of them.
Speaker 2: I wasn't expecting that. Who is your favorite neon maniac? Oh?
Speaker 19: Uh?
Speaker 17: Probably the dude with the crossbow and the weird helmet.
Speaker 2: He was pretty good.
Speaker 1: I think I'm Samurai. I'm think of Samurai guy. It
looks cool, looks like Chakan.
Speaker 3: I like the one with the one eye.
Speaker 2: He was cool too.
Speaker 3: He was like a weird one. He wasn't like a person,
he was like a thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it was weird. Some of them were like lizards,
and then some of them are just guys. One of
them is a doctor.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Uh what what what band did you root for?
Speaker 22: Uh?
Speaker 2: Both? Great answer, cop out.
Speaker 1: That's a cop out answer, all right, Paul, where can
we find you?
Speaker 7: Uh, you really can't find me anywhere, but uh, please
subscribe to Heck the Movies.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much, good answer, Thank you.
Speaker 3: Thanks?
Speaker 1: All right, any last people for Neon Maniacs. Anyone want
to talk Neon Maniacs.
Speaker 2: They were like, Tim, do you want to see you? Interrupted?
Five hundred times? Okay, No, Tim.
Speaker 1: All right, it looks like we are done with Neon Maniacs.
We will be back for Bone Sickness. Yes, we will
be back.
Speaker 2: For Bone Sickness.
Speaker 1: Thanks to everyone who came and talked about it, and
hopefully we get even more next time. Well, Crystal, we
just watched Bone Sickness.
Speaker 3: We did well.
Speaker 2: Here's some of the pros. The effects are pretty good.
Speaker 3: Practical effects the practical effects.
Speaker 1: And it had some good lighting and there were some
decent stunts. Three hours into the movie.
Speaker 6: The zombies looked good. Yes, and so did the the
whatever creature that showed up at the end that started talking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let me talk about the cons for the movie
the rest of the movie. So it starts off a
guy has bone sickness. He's sick, he's dying. Someone gives
him bones from a cemetery to heal him.
Speaker 2: Uh he.
Speaker 1: The dude's wife has a plan with the guy, but
then that makes him shit worms through his pants. Did
you notice he was wearing the pants when he projectile shout.
Speaker 2: All over the wall. Lots of worms, lots of worms.
Speaker 3: There was a random scorpion.
Speaker 6: I don't I still don't know why and where, And
I guess that scorpion is really good at just going
to different houses.
Speaker 1: They that was the best scorpion in the business. They
rows was boobs and boobs.
Speaker 2: There were some pretty booobs. I learned, learn learned how.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be too crass here, but I
learned from this movie how women masturbate.
Speaker 2: Apparently.
Speaker 1: Apparently you guys just lay in bed and just squeeze
or booth together.
Speaker 3: I know, we don't.
Speaker 2: If you say so. If you say so, you're telling
me that this is not an accurate So.
Speaker 1: Yeah, after he starts shooting out worms and becoming a zombie,
other zombie show up and they start eating people.
Speaker 3: Mid movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the second hour of the film was zombies walking
in the dark, and then people walking in the dark,
and then occasionally they will bump into each other and fight,
and then the main guy is now evil zombie dude.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, main guy turns into a zombie.
Speaker 2: Yes, and then we're gonna excuse the other people die. Yeah.
Speaker 3: The deaths were pretty gruesome, which I like.
Speaker 2: Much like Goblin. They all go on for ten hours.
But yeah, and then Orcs show up in wizard robes
step damned to steal our food and then they just
end the apocalypse.
Speaker 1: They just caused the apocalypse and then everyone dies.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Tim was very mad about this movie. Tim, do you
want to talk about this?
Speaker 2: You absolutely Sam getting here didn't here? Tim?
Speaker 8: Well, first of all, I don't know if the camera see,
but look at these as prints.
Speaker 3: That's amazing. Now it could be your asference.
Speaker 2: I've never seen you more mad at the movie.
Speaker 1: In fact, you actually yelled at me for some reason
when you were frustrated with the film.
Speaker 2: What did you not like about bone sickness?
Speaker 9: So I will say that the effects were pretty uh solid.
This movie made absolutely no sense to me as far
as there were a bunch of orcs gore scenes that
went on e extremely long. Everybody looked like the orcs
actually looked like the creeper from Cheeper Screepers.
Speaker 2: No, No, Cheaper Screepers Reborn the fourth one. Yeah, it
was giving for sure.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 9: I don't know if it's the Gray Goose or if
it's just like the lack of sleep, But yeah, that
movie felt like it was at least three hours long.
Speaker 2: It was forever long.
Speaker 1: I'm realizing now we didn't kill the radio, So please
talk loudly?
Speaker 2: Is that evan essence?
Speaker 10: My bad?
Speaker 8: I can't hear you, Tony.
Speaker 1: Uh did you like the footage that was currently meant
for a different movie at the very end, because it
was competently shot and there was like cool stunts and
car explosions, and you're like, where was this the whole movie?
Speaker 2: Why was rest of the movie just walking around in
the dark?
Speaker 9: Honestly whatever they had to do to save it. But yeah,
we had a lot of walking in I mean, listen,
the graveyard scene in the beginning at one point was
like thirty minutes of just some guy at least at
least give us a hello.
Speaker 1: Yes, we really come to love Hello guy from Coblin.
He's become our spirit animal. We all love to I
would take that all day, for sure. But yeah, you
know it had its moments. I suppose. Well, I'm sorry
Bone sickness wasn't a win for you, Tim, and I'm
apologizing since he yelled at me for Hello, sir, would
you like to talk about bone sickness? Come on in,
Come on in, Sorry sir. What what is your name?
My name is Seth, Seth. How does it feel to
be on hack? The movies for favorite podcasts of all time?
Speaker 10: Pretty fucking incredible?
Speaker 15: I gry connect those.
Speaker 1: A true fan, A true fan would know if you
were allowed to fur some No, you got me there?
Speaker 2: Yeah, bone sickness? What what was this movie?
Speaker 23: It was about an hour's worth of just like Tits,
and then about an hour's worth of.
Speaker 2: Just pretty red gore that was milked.
Speaker 1: Time yep, and then uh, five hours of just people
walking around, people walking around.
Speaker 15: I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 23: I might have fallen asleep during moments before about the
main evil, evil bad guy becoming zombie.
Speaker 2: I did I missed that part? Well, because because he
looks so different at the end, he grew.
Speaker 15: I noticed there was a main zombie at the end,
so I missed that part. But that was that was
pretty red?
Speaker 2: Yeah? What did you think of the worms being shot out?
Speaker 23: The wors were red and really super sick, and he
got super evil by the end too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the movie.
Speaker 15: He was like not really by the end, he was
like Joker style ship by the end.
Speaker 1: That's the crazy is that he ships those worms out
pretty early and you're expecting something like for it to
be consistently as awesome, and it isn't until the.
Speaker 2: Car stunts at the end where it's kind of cool again.
Speaker 15: Those cor stones what I missed corstones.
Speaker 1: Or a lot of When the orcs from More Door
released the zombies, the movie ended with the zombie apocalypse.
Speaker 2: We saw soldiers who we were never the soldiers.
Speaker 15: The soldiers were kicking it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the cars drove into each other. The woman
was upside down on fire.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I missed that one. I missed that. Boy, that's
a lot of stuff. Well, I guess you're just gonna
have to watch Bone Sickness. I'm gonna again.
Speaker 15: Yeah, it's a classic.
Speaker 2: I guess, Seth, Where can we find you?
Speaker 10: Where can you find me?
Speaker 15: I guess social media? My Instagram Seth makes catch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, all right.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much, Thanks Seth.
Speaker 2: Who's next?
Speaker 1: Who wants to talk about bone sickness? Huh?
Speaker 3: You want to come back up.
Speaker 2: You have some positivity for this one.
Speaker 1: Turns here, we got we gotta here?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 6: All right, you had great things to say about the
last one, and what do you have to say about
this one.
Speaker 20: I took a break from the ten minutes of Straight
Girl towards the end to get a burger. Oh, and
then I came back and Mark was like, yeah, there's
explosions now, and I was like.
Speaker 17: Way, I'm in a new world.
Speaker 20: Like two minutes ago we were just feasting on bodies
and now.
Speaker 2: It really is what it really is, really army involved.
Speaker 17: Now, what's happening?
Speaker 1: The movie is such just zombie kills, zombie killing, and
then it just throws ten curveballs at the end. If
you go to buy a burger, you come back like
I'm in a different movie.
Speaker 20: And then there's this is this nuclear winter at the end?
What's going on? And then there was sprinkles of rain
for a second, and I was like, am I gonna
get rained on during the snows?
Speaker 15: What's happening?
Speaker 2: The weather was fine a.
Speaker 6: Minute ago, So like, I guess this guy just I
don't know why. Even the goblins, because the goblins you
call the goblins.
Speaker 2: I think their orcs. I don't know what they are.
Speaker 3: What are the hell they are?
Speaker 20: But there was but so the guy a lot of concepts, right,
because there were zombies but also there was this parasite.
Speaker 3: Thing going on.
Speaker 20: But also there were these guys who look like the Witches,
but they were with but you know the movie the Witches. Okay,
they looked like that, but with like gooey skin.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The makeup effects guy was it was really going doing
overtime on this one.
Speaker 17: It was just a lot going on.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 6: So the guy gets fed bones from graveyard because that
happened the guy who needed more bones, Alex went to
the graveyard so we can feed more because now he's
addicted to bones. Saw a horrible thing of these orc
thing majiggers now murdering humans. So now they are angry
and send zombies.
Speaker 20: Well they're mad because he's eating their food, which is people,
which he is people.
Speaker 1: He was zombies, but he was all big questions.
Speaker 6: I mean, the only zombie that talks though, but he
didn't turn into a zombie until later.
Speaker 2: He was kind.
Speaker 6: And then there.
Speaker 2: Was that hell Raiser thing they remade.
Speaker 1: They ripped off Hell Raiser where a guy like started
as bones and grew. The weird thing is though, like
in Hell Raiser, you remember the heart was below the floor. Yeah,
they said in the commentary that that was basically just
a plastic bag, but they did a good job of
covering up. And this one it looked like a plastic bag,
didn't look like anything else.
Speaker 20: I just so bones fun, but I also had so
many questions throughout and it felt kind of like a
group experiment, like you know what I mean. But but
like the effects were pretty amazing.
Speaker 2: For like the standout yeah, for the acting and while
all right, well thanks for coming up again.
Speaker 1: Who else would like to talk about bone sickness? I
find a feeling you would want to talk about bones, Like,
let's come on down.
Speaker 13: I don't things wanting.
Speaker 2: What is your name, sir? What did you think of
bone sickness?
Speaker 13: So it it like, as you said, the practical practical
effects were really good. Actually, but it seemed like it
seemed like a practical effects artists had their kids right it,
Like that's that's my take on it.
Speaker 1: And then and then he eats the bones, and then
the worms come out, and then.
Speaker 13: Then there's orcs, and then there's elms, and then there's goblins,
and then the army, and then a bunch of army.
Speaker 2: And then it snows and then snows there.
Speaker 13: Then somebody threw and then somebody got fed spaghetti and
they didn't like it, so they threw it up, and
then there were worms.
Speaker 17: Because it was like, that's that's just like the.
Speaker 2: Whole Have you seen this movie before?
Speaker 8: I just saw it tonight.
Speaker 13: And as matter of fact, like I like, I fell
asleep a couple of times, and every time I woke up,
you know, I noticed that it was a different I
thought it was a different movie every time I woke
up because I'm looking at it.
Speaker 2: Your friends should have fucked me, like, oh, we're on
movie four.
Speaker 13: Oh he did, but that he was like that. He
was like he was a bro and he's like, no, no, no,
you didn't. It's like it's the same movie, dude, but
check this out. This is what happened. And he like
caught me up on it, and I was just like, this.
Speaker 2: Would be the best movie to fall asleep too. It
would be like, oh, what the fuck?
Speaker 13: I will say it was a great That was a
great part of it actually was falling asleep and waking
up and being surprised every single time.
Speaker 1: And what did you think this movie was going to
be going in? I was not expecting zobbies or orcs, like, I.
Speaker 13: Had no idea, honestly, I thought, actually I kind of
did think it was gonna be like an over the
top like you know, it was not gonna be an
over the top gorefest type deal. And it was.
Speaker 2: But it's like.
Speaker 13: It was it was more than my expectations.
Speaker 1: It was like, uh, well, yeah, I don't think anyone
could have expected anything that happened in this movie. But
thank you for talking about this with us. We gotta
get to is it is it raining over there? Is
it drizzling? Let's get let's get one or two more
and I gotta get my camera equipment out of the rain.
Speaker 2: Who else would like to talk about bone sickness?
Speaker 1: I think we're good. Oh okay, we have a random guy. Hello,
come on, sorry, please tell us your name?
Speaker 2: Preston. Prest What did you think of bone sickness?
Speaker 22: It was pretty interesting, that's the word I you know.
I think it was like two three years ago at
VHS Fest that Done Sleep screened and that was my
introduction to this guy.
Speaker 3: And that's the same guy. I didn't realize that.
Speaker 22: Yeah, that was like, like, this was the movie I
was most excited for this weekend, like on that basis alone,
because I remember coming here not knowing what they sleep
was and being like, wait, someone shot like a John
wu sque like pullet ballet with black metal on the
fucking camcorder.
Speaker 2: Man, there was at the end of this movie has
some decent like action. Yeah, no, it actually did so,
very creative. So this is your most anticipated movie of
the week. How is it holding up? Prepared all the
other movies you watched this week?
Speaker 1: I'd say, you say this is better than you say,
this is better than Society.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have a thank you.
Speaker 10: Society is probably.
Speaker 1: Like they two kind of shunts at the end of
this well, all the zombies.
Speaker 2: Are on top of the main zombie guy.
Speaker 22: Yeah, no, I gotta give it to Society so far.
I'm a huge boarding House fan.
Speaker 1: So okay, one other question, why were they called nenniacs?
Speaker 2: They didn't glow. I don't know, you know what were they?
Speaker 3: Do you have what?
Speaker 2: We had to go back because you don't know what
the media we don't and.
Speaker 3: They aren't neon. So we're confused. Do you have the answers?
Speaker 22: I mean, hey, if if a highlighter sits in a
completely blackened rooms, it's still neon.
Speaker 3: At least it's a color.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you're just saying, we never got to see
him in a black light, but they would have.
Speaker 2: You know, we might not be prepared.
Speaker 3: To wed for it.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, thank you for coming. Where can we
follow you? Do you have any socials or anything?
Speaker 10: Now?
Speaker 22: I just was hanging around because I like talking to
you last year.
Speaker 2: There we go.
Speaker 1: Thank you for coming that and now you're on the show.
What an amazing what an amazing journey. All right, I
gotta get my camera out of the rain. Now I'll
talk to you all later. And uh yeah, tomorrow's movie
is Silent Night, Deadly Night, and I've already reviewed every
single one with Tim, so go back and watch those
and that's everything.
Speaker 2: We watched a VHS fest X Was it great?
Speaker 3: Woo? Yeah, because we're not making the third one our word.
Speaker 2: Now we're going we're going home. We're sleeping. We're going
to sleep. We're going to sleep.
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this experimental format.
Speaker 2: We did. I hope the aud I hope the audio
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But yeah, maybe we'll do this again next Yeah, this
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