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<v Speaker 1>See Lynchintaco on Orlando's rock station one O one one

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<v Speaker 1>w j r R. Thank you to Petties Meets in Longwood,

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<v Speaker 1>Stay Road four to thirty four, just west of I

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<v Speaker 1>four for sponsoring this hour of the show. I bet

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<v Speaker 1>they did some of my gangbuster business this past holiday weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>You were there.

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<v Speaker 1>Still polishing off some of the freshfully prepared sides, and

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<v Speaker 1>I purchased.

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<v Speaker 3>And telling you patties if you've never been by there,

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<v Speaker 3>just you know, we give you a straight news. We

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<v Speaker 3>gave you well, not this idiotology, but we give you

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<v Speaker 3>a straight truth. Right straight truth is if you've never

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<v Speaker 3>been to Petties, they're outstanding. Go check them out four

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<v Speaker 3>thirty four in Longwood. Great people there, great product. Pour

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<v Speaker 3>yourself in ice cold draft beer, it's free, and get

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<v Speaker 3>to shopping.

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<v Speaker 1>Been there for forty plus years. Man, they're doing something

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<v Speaker 1>right and that would be everything.

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<v Speaker 2>I see that counter meeting.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't for me sometimes. All right, Uh let's see

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<v Speaker 1>oh ye him now, fifteen minutes left to put a

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<v Speaker 1>vote in for you say we played. If you haven't

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<v Speaker 1>done yet, listeners suggested this morning, can you do hell yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, hell yeah, we can do hell yeah, love

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<v Speaker 1>the band, all right, that's uh right by Fairwe's credit Union.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody who votes will win those my chemical Romance tickets.

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<v Speaker 2>So get your vote in jail or Facebook page. Just

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<v Speaker 2>like Pat said.

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<v Speaker 1>About fifteen minutes, a respected physician in North Florida facing

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<v Speaker 1>felony charges after Saint John's County Sheriff's deputy you say

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<v Speaker 1>he fired a gun during a road rage incident. Listen

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<v Speaker 1>to how this one played out. Let's go and say

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<v Speaker 1>hello to doctor Bruce Mitchell, who lives in the exclusive

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<v Speaker 1>Sawgrass community and is a former Mayo Clinic physician, arrested

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<v Speaker 1>after allegedly chasing five teenagers down in his black range

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<v Speaker 1>Rover and firing two gunshots into the air. What did

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<v Speaker 1>the five teams do that's set off doctor Bruce.

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<v Speaker 3>Mitchell nettling teams? What did they do to something to

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<v Speaker 3>his property? I'm guessing they hit his suv with the

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<v Speaker 3>s slices of cheese. We've we've talked about this at

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<v Speaker 3>a stoplight. They flung some craft craft singles at him

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<v Speaker 3>again and they stuck to the range rover and well.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's really hot out so probably melting grilled.

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<v Speaker 1>Cheese harm to the cars.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, don't pull a gun that's a little overreactor.

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<v Speaker 1>And then firing off rounds after chasing them down.

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<v Speaker 3>Last time we talked about somebody throwing the cheese on

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<v Speaker 3>somebody's vehicle, we said it, don't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a waste of perfectly good cheese product. In this case,

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<v Speaker 1>well I would not actual cheese. We've established fact, and

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<v Speaker 1>we're fine with that.

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<v Speaker 3>I wasn't as much worried about people's cheese and their

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<v Speaker 3>their costs for cheese and waste, but more the fact

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<v Speaker 3>that it's just kind of a dick move. Yeah, I know,

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<v Speaker 3>it's just teen stuff. I mean, we guilty. Last time

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<v Speaker 3>we talked about it, he told you, after the football

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<v Speaker 3>games at Glennard's Junior High, we go to the Mickey

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<v Speaker 3>Ease and get the pickle off the bamburger that has

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<v Speaker 3>mustard and ketch up on it.

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<v Speaker 1>And let me break this down even a little more. Here,

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<v Speaker 1>a thought process has to go into this. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you call up your not head buddy, knucklehead buddy, and hey,

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<v Speaker 1>are you bringing the cheese or am I what do

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<v Speaker 1>you mean we're going to flink some cheese cars.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, doctor gave my dad the wrong diagnosis.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, if that was the case, this was a random

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<v Speaker 1>cheesing exactly happened to be the nice vehicle at this

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<v Speaker 1>you know, the red light.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody said, well, they won't do that again. True nor

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<v Speaker 3>well he right, you have a doctorate degree and you're

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<v Speaker 3>dumb enough to pull out a gun on him. Come on, man,

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<v Speaker 3>doctor Bruce Hope the rain rover. Sorry, I'd be pissed,

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<v Speaker 3>Doctor Bruce. I don't mean it in any disrespectful way.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just saying, don't pull a gun on teenagers.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's bring it a little further south to Sanford.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever heard this?

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<v Speaker 3>Pat somebody just texted in at two two five, two

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<v Speaker 3>six before we got to Sanford said, if you put

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<v Speaker 3>baloney on a car, it'll peel the paint off after

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<v Speaker 3>half a day.

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<v Speaker 1>I have I have no info that I can speak

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<v Speaker 1>to on that one way or the other.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna try that.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I ask how and why you know this? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>how do we? I mean, how did blooney slice of

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<v Speaker 1>blooney suddenly appear on your vehicle?

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<v Speaker 3>Probably somebody heating it up, you know, like landscapers will

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<v Speaker 3>put their food in the dashboard.

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<v Speaker 1>Sandwich we used.

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<v Speaker 3>To put like if we had a seven to eleven cuban,

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<v Speaker 3>we'd put the cuban in the dashboard to reheat it,

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<v Speaker 3>like you know when you're mowing and you put it

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<v Speaker 3>up there. You know my big Stinton moa three days.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, flipped a mower in a lake and I

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<v Speaker 3>had to kind of retire.

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<v Speaker 1>You ever have fried baloney salwach?

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<v Speaker 2>Hell yeah, that's a that's a delicacy, man. I might

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<v Speaker 2>need to do a little baloney lunch. I did a

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<v Speaker 2>healthy salad unhealthy space.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how screwed up I am when it

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<v Speaker 1>comes to deli meat.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually, you know here we go meet round table to.

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<v Speaker 1>Go and do this rabbit hole.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, somebody else texted and I can confirm the bolooney thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's good to know. Avoid putting boloney on your

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<v Speaker 1>car's exterior. Hey, you're the one that says it.

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<v Speaker 3>We learned something new, or hope to teach somebody something

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<v Speaker 3>new every day.

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<v Speaker 1>I just did. I want to branch on the baloney

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<v Speaker 1>thing here. You know how in your feed it just

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<v Speaker 1>picks up the stuff that is mildly of interest to

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<v Speaker 1>you or seriously of interest to you, and because they

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<v Speaker 1>know you're going to look at it, and ultimately they're

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<v Speaker 1>trying to sell you something. Do you know what my

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<v Speaker 1>feet this morning DELI met specifically mortadella, which is a

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<v Speaker 1>step above Bologna.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like fancy blow, It's like Italian, right Italian.

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<v Speaker 1>It's basically an article. Try to get a fat guy

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<v Speaker 1>like me who likes a good beef bolooney to consider

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<v Speaker 1>stepping it up to the next level, leveling up to.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen, Patrick Lynch, why don't you try amote the della?

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<v Speaker 1>I read the whole article. Oh what is wrong with me?

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<v Speaker 2>You actually read the whole thing?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I mean it was. It took me ninety seconds.

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<v Speaker 3>I could have told you all about moretandella because it

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<v Speaker 3>was in the cooking shows. A wise somebody said, try

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<v Speaker 3>it on the public's parking lot paint job.

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<v Speaker 1>Pulls off the lead paint.

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<v Speaker 2>My smart ass little daughter the other day, I told you.

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<v Speaker 1>That they're never gonna let that. I'm never gonna let

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<v Speaker 1>the public's paint job thing go. It's too a story.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a classic, dude. My daughter even hit me with it.

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<v Speaker 3>Remember after the lady almost attacked me at the publics

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<v Speaker 3>and you never believe what happened to pokes. My daughter goes,

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<v Speaker 3>did you get a public's parking lot paint job?

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<v Speaker 1>Like? Mom? Now you know, there's more than a handful

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<v Speaker 1>of listeners going. I'm missing the joke here.

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<v Speaker 2>My wife calls me up.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm out of an appearance thing, out of a big

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<v Speaker 3>like a music fast or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>Saturday night.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's Saturday evening. Went round five thirty six. Hey, Bob,

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<v Speaker 3>this guy he wants to paint like my hood because

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<v Speaker 3>she has a hood that's missing a bunch of paint.

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<v Speaker 3>He wants to paint my hood. I go, where are you?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm in the public's parking lot. I see.

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<v Speaker 2>What he did? You really get thinking? Shit? Yeah, he's trustworthy.

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<v Speaker 2>Gave me his card.

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<v Speaker 1>I got busy.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm working. I got stuff to do. I hear her

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<v Speaker 2>mom in the backcaron going. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think it's a good idea either. She got it.

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<v Speaker 1>It was.

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<v Speaker 3>It was getting dark as the guy was finishing that night.

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<v Speaker 3>I looked at it once I got home from a

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<v Speaker 3>mountain door. I believe it was, and the entire hood

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<v Speaker 3>was gray on a white car.

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<v Speaker 1>I still cannot believe for the life of me that

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<v Speaker 1>not one of those Public's employees who's out there shagging

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<v Speaker 1>carts or whatever. Went inside said tell their shift supervisor, Man,

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<v Speaker 1>you know there's some kind out there painting cars on

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<v Speaker 1>our parking. They're not gonna put up with that.

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<v Speaker 3>I told Roy, said, you call that guy back and

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<v Speaker 3>get him going to fix this hood because it was gray.

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<v Speaker 1>And he did.

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<v Speaker 2>He made good on the hood.

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<v Speaker 3>But now it's their never ending Public's parking lot paying job. Also,

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<v Speaker 3>the bike stills but has not been noticed.

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<v Speaker 1>The one you threw out of the garage.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the one that we had to keep in case

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<v Speaker 3>of an emergency, now four months thrown out.

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<v Speaker 1>Sandford Airport police arrested a woman outside the airport after

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<v Speaker 1>they say she repeatedly hit a child on a recent flight.

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<v Speaker 1>The arrest report says it all started when the child

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<v Speaker 1>started calling Christy Crampton fat and miss piggy.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, that's not a nice kid, but then she

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<v Speaker 2>boxed him.

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<v Speaker 1>Crampton was on board an Allegiant flight from Orlando to Hagerstown, Maryland,

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<v Speaker 1>on Memorial Day. The family was set to fly home

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<v Speaker 1>from their Disney World vacation. According to witnesses, the child

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<v Speaker 1>told Crampton she couldn't fit in the airplane's seat because

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<v Speaker 1>he was fat and miss Piggy and then she began

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<v Speaker 1>hitting the child with her fist.

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<v Speaker 2>How old was a kid?

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<v Speaker 3>They don't say, because he said his story, you're fat,

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<v Speaker 3>miss Piggy.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody said best is fried baloney sandwich with pimento cheese

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<v Speaker 2>melted on it. Christy Crampton, Oh great, here comes old Chubby.

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<v Speaker 2>What I remember that one?

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<v Speaker 1>And something for you to look at on our Facebook

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<v Speaker 1>page if you keep up with technology, I know we

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<v Speaker 1>do check it out tomorrow. But China, China stepping it

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<v Speaker 1>up a little bit here hosting the first humanoid robot

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<v Speaker 1>fighting competition. It's humans versus No, it's it's humanoid. It's

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<v Speaker 1>robots that resemble humans boxing. They're controlled by humans ring

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<v Speaker 1>side and the match was over overseen by a human referee. Interesting,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you this. When does wagering come in on this?

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<v Speaker 3>This is when those robots are going to walk up

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<v Speaker 3>to a human, rip your head off.

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<v Speaker 1>All AI problems Our facebook page if you want to

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<v Speaker 1>see more on this. So this is coming a long

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<v Speaker 1>way from rock and soccer robots Man, Yeah, child's playing.

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<v Speaker 3>We've got kids telling ladies are fat and miss Peggy

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<v Speaker 3>SoC of Rockham song. Somebody said, I once dropped my

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<v Speaker 3>drop my jail blew e meal on the floor. The

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<v Speaker 3>next day when the guard picked it up, there was

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<v Speaker 3>a perfect white circle surrounded by gray. Are you sure,

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<v Speaker 3>Pat that we want to be eating fried bone? That's

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<v Speaker 3>stepping up to Mortdella Man.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, win everything in between. Jay out Right rocks