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Speaker 1: This is Todd Thompson Casinos New Raptilian from Strange Group Podcast,
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Speaker 3: The curtains are open.
Speaker 4: We're chucking tickets at the door.
Speaker 5: It's about to get strange, everybody.
Speaker 3: What do you call it? Chinese man that always has
Speaker 3: the perfect.
Speaker 4: Amount of change?
Speaker 3: What if you get entired lately? But exactly.
Speaker 4: What? I don't get it?
Speaker 6: What do you because he's exact in his name, because
Speaker 6: it's Chinese, exactly that one. It's pretty bad getting tired lately.
Speaker 6: I'm laughing when I'm reading them, and I'm like.
Speaker 7: That's funny. All right, welcome to the show. This is
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Speaker 6: Strange podcast That is the most fucking app cut.
Speaker 3: Thing I know.
Speaker 7: Okay, so we got a bunch of different drinks. I'm
Speaker 7: just start with this. It looks girly as ship for
Speaker 7: everybody watching. Uh, because, like I said, when Billy's coming on,
Speaker 7: because we have the studio, we're gonna utilize it. So
Speaker 7: we're gonna start doing like doing episodes for more, like
Speaker 7: for YouTube and Patreon stuff too like that where we're
Speaker 7: filming them. Welcome, Welcome to the show, everybody. Welcome, everybody
Speaker 7: out on the YouTube. This, oh, it smells like coffee. Whatever,
Speaker 7: what's gonna happen if, like.
Speaker 4: I get sober, I don't drink anymore, this show is
Speaker 4: gonna get really boring. Yeah, probably, I'm just joking here.
Speaker 7: Anton have done a couple episodes where we are sober.
Speaker 7: But Anton smokes a lot of weeds, so and so
Speaker 7: do I.
Speaker 3: So you're not sober.
Speaker 4: This actually smells like it smells like coffee. Smell it.
Speaker 6: I want you to look at that and just envision
Speaker 6: like that's nothing more than chunky milk.
Speaker 4: Why would I think about that. Is it weird? I
Speaker 4: don't even try it yet. It's weird. It's actually kind
Speaker 4: of fucking good.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 6: I don't know about drinking like two or three of
Speaker 6: those one even one, I'm like maybe halfway through I'd
Speaker 6: be done with that.
Speaker 4: It's an espresso martini.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of.
Speaker 4: It's weird.
Speaker 7: I want to get something to perk me up. So
Speaker 7: I got a bunch of different drinks and.
Speaker 3: Want to perk up. You just drink more.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess you're right faster and I am as
Speaker 4: you know I am you know.
Speaker 7: If you don't know, I am Tom kat aka Tom Thompson,
Speaker 7: the Reptilian, the Raptilian. I'm not the reptili I don't
Speaker 7: want to be that. I don't want to fucking eat
Speaker 7: kids and drink their blood and adrenochrome.
Speaker 4: All right? And who do we else? Do we have?
Speaker 3: You said you have an intro for me, So I'm here.
Speaker 4: Hey, Billy, I'm having a party. I want to come.
Speaker 6: It sounds like that that's a fucking pre recording for like,
Speaker 6: can you ever get those?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 6: I guess yeah, you're probably not on snapchat too much,
Speaker 6: but snapchats starting to get overflooed with like fake body
Speaker 6: accounts and ship care for my nudes and like random
Speaker 6: people ID you?
Speaker 3: But random people add me all the time, so I
Speaker 3: always end up.
Speaker 6: Accepting them and then and then I get the messages
Speaker 6: and then it's like, yeah, that's what that's what this is.
Speaker 4: Billy, I'm having a party. I want to come.
Speaker 6: No, it sounds country singer. Yes, yeah, I thought. I
Speaker 6: thought that's sounded familiar Twain.
Speaker 7: And if she's talking to Billy Gorgan or Cordon or
Speaker 7: whatever the fuck that guy's name is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we we like.
Speaker 7: It came up when we and ChEls were listening to
Speaker 7: music and we will both laughed like hey, Billy, and
Speaker 7: then he says no in the song, He's like, uh no.
Speaker 3: No, your party, Your party sounds criss.
Speaker 4: So we got a bunch of different drinks going.
Speaker 7: As I said, you can tune into the YouTube if
Speaker 7: you want to watch us. If not, we're coming in
Speaker 7: your ear holes. That's what we do. We're gonna fucking ejecate.
Speaker 3: Like is that a salt?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: I think it is. No, I think that's a song.
Speaker 7: And you know, for like you know, I you know,
Speaker 7: we might swear a little bit on episodes, but you know,
Speaker 7: not not that often.
Speaker 6: I'm actually super curious now if you're like if you're
Speaker 6: having sex with somebody and like come on their face
Speaker 6: but they didn't want it, Like, is that technically a sault?
Speaker 4: But it's not like that is technically okay? They never
Speaker 4: having sex.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we're having we're having sex already, everything's fine. And
Speaker 6: then like you just never had a conversation about where
Speaker 6: to come and you just decided on the face.
Speaker 7: I feel like that's it's if you're consenting to have
Speaker 7: sex and the guy just explodes on your face or a.
Speaker 4: Girl or what.
Speaker 7: I guess it has to be a guy if it's coming,
Speaker 7: I guess you could squirre it.
Speaker 3: Got it?
Speaker 7: We gotta be and uh, what's that inclusive? We have
Speaker 7: to make sure we include everybody.
Speaker 6: Oh, like fucking projectile coming for girls but not squired out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then screw.
Speaker 7: I think that if you're in that moment and you're
Speaker 7: consenting to the sex, then the guy has the choice
Speaker 7: where he can come.
Speaker 6: Wow, that's not gonna get some like nobody's going to
Speaker 6: enjoy that.
Speaker 4: Right in the eyeball.
Speaker 7: I want you to like just take the girl's eyeballs
Speaker 7: and gape them open like this and then just fucking
Speaker 7: rate in the steel bad man.
Speaker 3: Like during the time you're like yeah, like you do it,
Speaker 3: You're like, I am so.
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Speaker 3: Like everything you do you're amazing. You need.
Speaker 4: So Yeah.
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Speaker 4: A glass, but they sell it as a beer beer glass.
Speaker 4: It's a half spot. It's good. It's good. Ship. There
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Speaker 4: I do like it.
Speaker 7: So if you're not from Michigan, Ohio, or Connecticut, we're not.
Speaker 4: We're a Canadian.
Speaker 7: Uh you may not have heard of the melon heads
Speaker 7: in the Urban Legend. And as we said when we
Speaker 7: when we and Bill were deciding to get into the episode,
Speaker 7: it's a Lost Tapes episode now that I think is
Speaker 7: on the Patreon. I think it's one of the strange
Speaker 7: Moss episode that bet we just slightly talked about it
Speaker 7: when we did the Strange Moss episode where we talked
Speaker 7: about a bunch.
Speaker 4: Of different monsters. I think when me, you and.
Speaker 7: Justin did like our third episode altogether and now it's
Speaker 7: I'm pretty sure there's the same one that's on the
Speaker 7: Patreon now you can go check out. It's a lost
Speaker 7: Tapes episode were we get in a bunch of different monsters.
Speaker 7: And this is at the beginning of the podcast, where
Speaker 7: we would drink a twenty six er between two or
Speaker 7: three of us. It was fun, but yes, we definitely
Speaker 7: got two loaded. I was listening back to certain episodes
Speaker 7: to see what, if anything, I need to cut. There's
Speaker 7: any episodes maybe I need to fix up, and I
Speaker 7: was some of them are fairly funny. But at the beginning, yes,
Speaker 7: we didn't realize we need to let each each other talk.
Speaker 7: If you may not have heard of the melon Heads
Speaker 7: urban legend. Each state has several versions of the tale,
Speaker 7: but they all center around one thing. Mysterious humanoids with
Speaker 7: large bulbous heads like like a.
Speaker 4: Football, not like that like picture, like like a flower. Okay, okay,
Speaker 4: you're the guy for that stupid movie.
Speaker 7: Will Fair when he plays that animation character Mega Man memory,
Speaker 7: he's the blue guy.
Speaker 4: He's like the villain.
Speaker 3: You know what Mega man is.
Speaker 6: Oh Mega Man's the the Yeah, the blue guy that
Speaker 6: shoots from his fucking gun.
Speaker 4: There's a whole video game series on Oh Mega Man,
Speaker 4: what's the guy? Uh?
Speaker 7: What's that movie with Will Ferrow when he's got the
Speaker 7: big fucking head? I got look it up now, Mega mind,
Speaker 7: that's what it is.
Speaker 6: Oh Mega mind. Yeah, I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 6: Yeah that okay?
Speaker 4: Why do he?
Speaker 3: Uh? Why?
Speaker 4: No? Will this fucking bring this a link?
Speaker 3: Fucking can they not see your screen right now?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 7: Unless I share my screen here, we'll bring it up
Speaker 7: for so not maybe blue.
Speaker 4: I do not think that they are blue.
Speaker 3: Uh why don't you think that?
Speaker 4: Because I'm blue?
Speaker 7: W G W die If I was green, I would
Speaker 7: die off the guy?
Speaker 4: Yeah, fuck it whatever. You know that it's a movie
Speaker 4: Megan where Yeah, it's almost like that. They have these
Speaker 4: big craniums.
Speaker 3: A big old brain in there. Fat.
Speaker 4: I don't know about a brain. It's got a fat brain.
Speaker 4: Just because you have a big head does not mean
Speaker 4: you have a big brain.
Speaker 6: The only thing harder than me is my brain means
Speaker 6: your stupid.
Speaker 7: Sometimes they result they maybe they're a result of inbreeding,
Speaker 7: so Arkansas.
Speaker 4: I finally, I think it's time to let it go.
Speaker 3: It was a good two year run.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 6: Every time I think of it, I need I need
Speaker 6: to find I need to find a new I need
Speaker 6: to find a new place.
Speaker 3: Get someone else.
Speaker 4: I I'll never forget that one guy though, the fucking
Speaker 4: yeah they got like you guys talk until you made
Speaker 4: fun of the Confederate flag specifically, is what he It's heritage,
Speaker 4: not hate.
Speaker 3: That's my favorite fucking sentence.
Speaker 4: Oh it's like, too.
Speaker 6: Bad, buddy, they did it.
Speaker 3: So it's kind of both.
Speaker 7: Now so sometimes obviously, maybe it's they're an experiment that
Speaker 7: has gone wrong. They live in ice, the isolation in
Speaker 7: the forest and are usually believed to be you have
Speaker 7: nefarious intentions. We don't really know what these things really are.
Speaker 7: It does remind me. You ever seen the remake of
Speaker 7: The Hills Have Eyes?
Speaker 4: You never seen that movie? So fucking good.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry. Is it a comedy? I probably didn't watch it.
Speaker 4: You're in a fucking podcast that supports horror movies, and
Speaker 4: I like to laugh. I like things that make me laugh.
Speaker 4: Horror movies made me laugh all the time. They're fucking hilarious.
Speaker 6: Yeah, like like some really really bad ones like paranormal
Speaker 6: activity made me laugh, but uh, I don't know long
Speaker 6: if it actually got me kicked out of the theater.
Speaker 4: I told you about that, what'd you do? I didn't
Speaker 4: let you talk this time.
Speaker 6: I just laughed a bunch of times, and they the
Speaker 6: security asked me to leave because nobody else is laughing,
Speaker 6: but I kept going.
Speaker 4: Wow, wow.
Speaker 7: So the first hand accounts, So we're gonna get into
Speaker 7: uh the We're gonna explore the origins of some of
Speaker 7: the legends, from the melon heads uh in the Felt
Speaker 7: Mansion to the melon heads in Autia or Audawa in
Speaker 7: Ohio and Connecticut. There are first hand accounts, tales that
Speaker 7: have been passed down from generation to generation and somewhat
Speaker 7: rational explanations. If these are true, by any these are true,
Speaker 7: it could be possible.
Speaker 4: There could be what do you mean, rational explanations? What
Speaker 4: these children could be with these melon heads? With these.
Speaker 7: We're gonna we're gonna start talking about the melon heads,
Speaker 7: where they come from?
Speaker 4: What there about? Are they really a product of incests?
Speaker 4: And as I was saying, probably there is on If
Speaker 4: you fans will know this if you've ever seen the remake,
Speaker 4: not the eighties version and then get by Wes Craven.
Speaker 7: But West Craven did help actually the remake. But the
Speaker 7: Hills have eyes. There's one character and he's like in
Speaker 7: a wheelchair no, and he's got his head is so
Speaker 7: big that it like his neck is all cranked over
Speaker 7: because his head is.
Speaker 4: So big, because he's got like I think he's called
Speaker 4: encephalitis or something like that. And it's where like your
Speaker 4: head balloons. Your head gets water in it, so what
Speaker 4: balloons and you become a scary, augmented looking creature. Terrifying,
Speaker 4: especially when they steal your car.
Speaker 7: There is an abandoned building near Felt Mansion in Holland, Michigan.
Speaker 7: The government insists that was part of the Dunes Correctional Facility,
Speaker 7: a low security prison that was shut down. Some locals, however,
Speaker 7: believe that it was the site of the site of
Speaker 7: an insane asylum.
Speaker 6: So yes, it's like, you know, crazy crazy people, you
Speaker 6: crazy crazy girl, You're.
Speaker 4: So crazy, that's fucking strange. So the Algan.
Speaker 7: Country historical side, he has claimed that the asylum never
Speaker 7: existed and he's just part of local lore.
Speaker 4: But maybe it did exist.
Speaker 3: It's quick bulldoze away from not existing.
Speaker 4: I guess you don't know, she don't know. Yeah, Look
Speaker 4: with the residential schools, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we're not We're not starting that.
Speaker 6: What any conversation that has any anything to do with
Speaker 6: anybody else not being happy about and your lovely take
Speaker 6: on those outcomes.
Speaker 4: No, I hear.
Speaker 7: I've said at the beginning of the podcast we will
Speaker 7: cover and I've had a fan actually send me some
Speaker 7: stuff about it too. Is I would like to cover
Speaker 7: the residential schools and.
Speaker 3: As I because there's a lot.
Speaker 7: As I've said before, it's not going to always be
Speaker 7: Sunshine and Ramirez and stuff.
Speaker 4: It's gonna be.
Speaker 7: Sunshine, it's gonna be very dark, disturbing cases that you know,
Speaker 7: sometimes it's you know, tough for people to talk about,
Speaker 7: but I think it is worth talking about to bring
Speaker 7: some light to it, as we did on the Highway
Speaker 7: of Tears, which is a very sad episode, but sometimes
Speaker 7: you got to talk about the people that get left
Speaker 7: behind and the things that have happened in our past.
Speaker 3: I just didn't like the watts and mergers.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I bothered me. I didn't like that. You don't
Speaker 4: like when when me and answer to the bear Brook
Speaker 4: murder episode. Lots of dead children and barrels and stuff.
Speaker 4: It's good times, good times.
Speaker 3: Barrels are nice though. Barrels are a fun topic. I
Speaker 3: like barrels.
Speaker 4: What do you like about barrels?
Speaker 3: Billy barrels are cylinder.
Speaker 4: We're gonna call it billion.
Speaker 3: Barrels can be made out of lots of different barrels.
Speaker 3: Billy Billy's barrels.
Speaker 6: It's just fucking a fifteen minute segment every fucking episode.
Speaker 4: And this one's made out of oak.
Speaker 3: You know what?
Speaker 4: You can keeping barrels though.
Speaker 6: Just about anything, really whiskey, that's fair. Oh yeah, those
Speaker 6: are good barrels. Barrels can be good.
Speaker 7: So one version of the legend goes like this, some
Speaker 7: children hydrocephalitis, that's what it is, a condition that causes
Speaker 7: the brain to swell with excess cerebral spinal fluid.
Speaker 4: Nice, and their heads appear to enlarge.
Speaker 6: My only question to that one is how did they
Speaker 6: have like a meeting for them?
Speaker 3: Like they said there was a bunch.
Speaker 6: Of them, So how many kids got this fucking disease
Speaker 6: and they happen to hang out together?
Speaker 4: They locked him away in asylum.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but like how did how far were you collecting
Speaker 6: all these children with this fucking disease and bringing them there?
Speaker 6: You have one of them big heads, I got them
Speaker 6: for you get them a horse eat.
Speaker 4: And there's probably a specific spot like this is where
Speaker 4: we bring all the big head kids and they it's
Speaker 4: a specific islum for just big headed children. You know.
Speaker 4: Fucking hey, Arnold had to be forced to be locked
Speaker 4: in there.
Speaker 7: But this is not a time too obviously, when this
Speaker 7: legend started is like this is when we would just
Speaker 7: throw you know, people that had you know, anxiety or
Speaker 7: depression or like a small form of bipolar and just
Speaker 7: would toss them in the satin asylums and drug them
Speaker 7: up and just have.
Speaker 4: Them sounds fun. They would just be they would be loopy,
Speaker 4: There would be nothing up there because all the drugs
Speaker 4: and the amount of stuff they were on. It would
Speaker 4: just and even you know, at.
Speaker 3: Times, oh sorry, do we not still do that?
Speaker 4: We still do it too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so we do that pretty fucking similar.
Speaker 7: Yeah, pharmaceutical drug companies pushing out drugs for anxiety and depressure.
Speaker 4: We're all you got to do is change lifestyles, bro.
Speaker 6: Not even just that, just the fucking you go into
Speaker 6: the mental health ward in any hospital.
Speaker 3: Dude, they're terrifying.
Speaker 4: I agree. I would not like the amount of.
Speaker 6: Like they'll lock you in rooms for like two days
Speaker 6: at a time, pissing on floors because they won't let
Speaker 6: you go to the washroom.
Speaker 7: Like well, yeah, that's what Aaron was saying from for
Speaker 7: Class Horror. He was saying that, like he had a buddy,
Speaker 7: the schizophrenic and they he was in one of those,
Speaker 7: like one of those mental health facilities, and he said,
Speaker 7: it's like a horror movie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's bad.
Speaker 6: Like they're not good, and like the outside is like
Speaker 6: all princess and rainbows and then they're like you can't
Speaker 6: go in there, and it's like, wonder why, because you're
Speaker 6: fucking princess and rainbows.
Speaker 4: I said, princess and rainbows. It's like that's the weirdest recon.
Speaker 3: Princess and rainbows.
Speaker 7: Okay, so yeah, Well they have hydrocephalite cephalitis, a condition
Speaker 7: obviously when their brains swell.
Speaker 4: That's that's the idea of where this comes from, you know.
Speaker 7: And they lived at the Junction Insane Asylum that was
Speaker 7: in Michigan. They were mentally and physically affected as a
Speaker 7: result of their condition and because of these experiments performed
Speaker 7: on them by staff.
Speaker 4: So supposedly they're just an asylum. And they have these
Speaker 4: overgrown melons, these heads, these craniums.
Speaker 3: The big boobs. I'm overgrown melons. You got to go
Speaker 3: into an asylum, that'd be nice. All the big boo people.
Speaker 3: You can't be wearing shirts in here. We don't know
Speaker 3: what these are.
Speaker 7: I have to mention all the rape that's happening in asylums,
Speaker 7: Like it was pretty bad. I know why I'm doing
Speaker 7: that a smile, But there was a lot of cases
Speaker 7: where like you'd have the staff members raping the women
Speaker 7: that would come in there, like especially back in the day,
Speaker 7: and I was gonna say, like.
Speaker 4: They would just lock up women. It would just be like, yeah,
Speaker 4: like you don't want to do your dishes today, I'm
Speaker 4: taking you to the asylum.
Speaker 3: But she's crazy, she's lost her mind.
Speaker 7: But that is a thing like there there that was
Speaker 7: a thing back in the day that like they just
Speaker 7: they called the said every woman had mass hysteria, like
Speaker 7: they're hysterical, and they would put them insane asylums.
Speaker 3: It sounds like they had something, they're they're onto something.
Speaker 7: Back then, yeah, I know we should start doing that again.
Speaker 7: You do your dishes today, I'm taking you down to
Speaker 7: Brownsville fucking Insane Asylum. Fuck uh, this dishwasher is broken.
Speaker 7: Family guy, so supposed to be the staff were performing
Speaker 7: experiments on these on these kids or these people at
Speaker 7: the asylum, and that's maybe why their heads did get
Speaker 7: overgrown by hydrocephialites. They're just maybe injecting with stuff who knows,
Speaker 7: giving him things. You know, they did, you know, fucking
Speaker 7: shock therapy. It didn't work. There's like, let me say,
Speaker 7: if I can shock your brain with electric waves and
Speaker 7: just let's just see what happens.
Speaker 6: They still do do shock therapy still, So yeah, I'm
Speaker 6: still a thing much more like personalized though. I've heard
Speaker 6: of a couple of stories like that. We've come in
Speaker 6: a long way before. It was probably just like a
Speaker 6: fucking EMT machine on your fucking side of your head
Speaker 6: where it's like clear, I wonder if what's gonna happen.
Speaker 4: Yeah, really, good luck to the asylum. Somebody thought he
Speaker 4: was a great alien.
Speaker 3: No, I'll check that out for next time, though.
Speaker 6: I'm pretty sure a shock therapy sele real thing like
Speaker 6: I don't think so not like it was though, and
Speaker 6: now it's like fucking individual like little like jolts to
Speaker 6: like specific parts of your brain.
Speaker 4: Oh the stimulation. Yeah yeah, yeah, I could see that.
Speaker 4: That can that can make sense.
Speaker 7: Some say they became feral and could no longer be
Speaker 7: containing the facility, causing them to escape.
Speaker 4: And release into the woods surrounding the facility. How was
Speaker 4: your security, I know, imagine going camping. I'm going camping.
Speaker 4: It's one of the kids. What do you think they're weird?
Speaker 4: Are they in like straight jack naked? Probably they're feral.
Speaker 4: So if they are feral, you're I don't think you're wrong.
Speaker 4: Just picture.
Speaker 6: Right after picturing and then you need to I'm just
Speaker 6: fucking picturing, do it.
Speaker 3: You didn't time it right.
Speaker 4: Well, we've we've we've came a long way from some
Speaker 4: of the things we used to say on this podcast.
Speaker 4: So I've been called an ableist. I love everybody. Everybody,
Speaker 4: love everybody. So this was gonna be a tough called. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's called laughing. It's called having a sense.
Speaker 6: Of human And if you don't find that funny, you're
Speaker 6: fucking stupid.
Speaker 4: You're a fucking idiot. You don't deserve to live. You
Speaker 4: should be locked in an asylum.
Speaker 3: Your parents loved you, didn't they well, ours didn't.
Speaker 6: So now I think things are funny.
Speaker 4: Billy was abused in a sane asylum when he was
Speaker 4: a child. They locked him in there, stupid, so which
Speaker 4: is like, so they had to like just literally like
Speaker 4: went out of the woods and you're going camping and
Speaker 4: there this is give this story say is true. It's
Speaker 4: like care for that thing is factory whatever. You know.
Speaker 7: They are feral, so they don't give a fuck about clothing.
Speaker 7: They rip off their fucking clothing.
Speaker 4: And then you see a bunch of bushes kids or
Speaker 4: the it says, it says the melon like.
Speaker 7: It says that they're in a sylum so they could
Speaker 7: technically be just uh, they could be adults. They could
Speaker 7: be I hope, so you know.
Speaker 4: And then you see like them running at you and
Speaker 4: you just hear like, fop.
Speaker 3: No, they got way too much hair. That shits secure.
Speaker 4: Massive bush.
Speaker 3: It's the bushes of the knife.
Speaker 7: So they're supposed to be escape from this facility, and
Speaker 7: the story goes that they will continue to live in
Speaker 7: the woods, where they become even more wild and mutated
Speaker 7: into melon heads.
Speaker 4: I start fucking like cougars, and Ship, I guess cougar.
Speaker 7: Yeah, dressed up like a fucking cougar. And then someone
Speaker 7: dressed up like a bear, and then you guys have fun.
Speaker 4: Came from fun fact that the melon heads invented it.
Speaker 7: I feel like you have to wear like a big matt,
Speaker 7: Like if you have to go out in public and
Speaker 7: in something, I think you have to wear like a
Speaker 7: I don't know what you what would you wear to
Speaker 7: cover up a melon head?
Speaker 4: A giant wig afro wig.
Speaker 6: Like are a very very small baseball cat and he
Speaker 6: can be like, I'm arnold.
Speaker 3: You just have to dress up like something that already
Speaker 3: has a big head.
Speaker 7: Imagine that was that movie and it has that movie.
Speaker 4: God, someone's gonna carry for super descriptive. Uh no, this
Speaker 4: movie and.
Speaker 7: The guy has like the Elephant Man or something. I
Speaker 7: think it might be the Elephant Man and they redid
Speaker 7: it in a different form and the guy has a
Speaker 7: huge looking weird face.
Speaker 4: And oh god, I can remember the family.
Speaker 7: Guy made fun of it, Yeah you remember, and his
Speaker 7: like eyes up here and he's fucking like he takes
Speaker 7: a girl for a picnic, and Ship, I forget it.
Speaker 4: I remind you of something like that.
Speaker 3: It could be elephant Man.
Speaker 4: Elephant Man is a horrible looking man that you know
Speaker 4: finds love with a woman. You know, same with the
Speaker 4: phantom fucking Forest Gump.
Speaker 3: His gum is a horrible looking man and find love.
Speaker 4: There's people out there that are be like I love
Speaker 4: Tom Cruise. I even thought he was sexy as his
Speaker 4: fucking Forrest Gump.
Speaker 3: I know beforet Gum is not supposed to be sexy.
Speaker 6: I want to I know, I know it played for
Speaker 6: the movies, but if you read Forrest Gum, clear is
Speaker 6: that he's supposed to be not attractive.
Speaker 7: Is there anyone out there that would fuck Forrest Gum?
Speaker 7: Can you please send us an email?
Speaker 6: Or the real Forrest Gump, not Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks,
Speaker 6: Tom Hanks the pedophile.
Speaker 4: Yeah you can.
Speaker 7: I know I'm saying, like Tom Cruise as Forrest Gump,
Speaker 7: but that's him, his character. He's a real person. Is
Speaker 7: anyone out there would fuck Forrest Gump?
Speaker 4: Let us know?
Speaker 7: Go on the Instagram Stranger podcast or email me podcast, Janna.
Speaker 4: He's like man, he was.
Speaker 7: He's obviously had the the dart strength because like he
Speaker 7: carried all those people through the fucking woods, like when
Speaker 7: he's in the war, he like goes back for everybody
Speaker 7: he didn't in the ass. You know what he was doing,
Speaker 7: and we're in we'd us your travel guide to America's
Speaker 7: local legends and best kept secrets. A man named Tony
Speaker 7: recounts his encounter sure with a melon head in Chardon, Ohio.
Speaker 7: Tony was driving with his family down Chilli Cowath Roads.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna pronounce it. When they came came to a
Speaker 7: section of a road with fields on both sides. There
Speaker 7: was an irrigation where it's like irrational, there's an irrigation
Speaker 7: ditch separating the roads from the fields. That's where Tony's
Speaker 7: That's where Tony spotted him.
Speaker 4: I guess a specific melon head. So I think there's
Speaker 4: many of them living in the woods. Yeah, they're out there.
Speaker 4: Be careful. Are they all like tender? Neutral?
Speaker 3: I think?
Speaker 4: Does that mean they're like boy girl or boy boy
Speaker 4: girl girl?
Speaker 7: Boy getting boy and the man turned to girl girl
Speaker 7: turned the boy to erase all the genders.
Speaker 4: Everybody is the same.
Speaker 3: You're number one, your number two.
Speaker 4: Your number three. I would love to.
Speaker 6: Say that'd be like you're checking the fucking calendar and
Speaker 6: how many babies get born, and I'd be like, oh, man,
Speaker 6: I hope my fucking daughter's number fucking seventy two thousand
Speaker 6: and three hundred and forty six. And then it comes
Speaker 6: date and you're late, and she ends up being seventy
Speaker 6: three hundred and ninety two, and you're like, fuck, we.
Speaker 3: Had our whole life planned off forty six.
Speaker 4: We're just numbers to the elites. Remember that. He explained, Oh,
Speaker 4: look tell my window. When I saw him a melon head,
Speaker 4: he or it was running next to the ditch. We
Speaker 4: were going about forty five to fifty miles per hour.
Speaker 4: The melon head was actually keeping up with us. That's
Speaker 4: a fast guy. He's a fast girt life. It's a
Speaker 4: fast boil live Tony goes on describe the melon head's clothed. Oh,
Speaker 4: so they do.
Speaker 7: They're wearing clothes, ripped brown pants like the fucking Hulk,
Speaker 7: white shirt.
Speaker 4: With red stains, one of the red skins.
Speaker 3: He was just eating some fucking dragonfruit.
Speaker 4: That's all that. I'd never mind. That's gonna say, sacond
Speaker 4: really gross.
Speaker 7: An appearance is about you know, five seven light brown
Speaker 7: skin in like large head, two holes where the ears
Speaker 7: should have been.
Speaker 6: Oh you saw that all fifty miles an hour eight.
Speaker 4: It's not that fast, bro, it's not you're going eighty.
Speaker 4: You're like, whoa, you just like just kind of see it.
Speaker 4: Fifty is pretty slow, bro. You're thinking kilometers. Tom oh yeah, miles.
Speaker 4: How much is miles? Power and claw? That's about eighty ninety.
Speaker 4: I think I think we're butchering this. I don't think
Speaker 4: that's great at eighty. The creature jumped into the woods
Speaker 4: as the car went around a curve into the road.
Speaker 4: And I don't know why, but I picture them like white,
Speaker 4: like white white people sound stupid, but I just like,
Speaker 4: I don't picture like.
Speaker 6: I know, the world revolves around you something and you
Speaker 6: can't imagine there's other races out there.
Speaker 7: But that's not what I'm saying, because white people are
Speaker 7: blaming for everything, so literally everything. But I know, I
Speaker 7: just when I picture them, right, you picture these scary
Speaker 7: looking creatures like you see off like a whole movie.
Speaker 7: I just always think of, like, uh yeah, just the
Speaker 7: hills about like these deformed in sessions.
Speaker 8: Oh you're right, so these these you know, in breeded,
Speaker 8: creepy looking you know, teenagers, kids, adults that all just
Speaker 8: have huge heads and like you know, walk around like
Speaker 8: they just they look full blown.
Speaker 4: I can't even say it, but they just it's just
Speaker 4: like it's just they look like they're deformed.
Speaker 3: I don't like being censored.
Speaker 7: They're full like just this crazy like just just they're
Speaker 7: just the most deformed creatures.
Speaker 6: You know, they make sure the most deformed thing you've
Speaker 6: ever seen, now more deformed.
Speaker 4: Put and put a giant melon on his head.
Speaker 3: And a big toe at the nipple.
Speaker 7: Uh so, yeah, so the creature kind of ran off
Speaker 7: around the curb. So a story in Weird Us your
Speaker 7: travel Guy to America's local legends and best cuts here
Speaker 7: it sells another that an right there, that was can
Speaker 7: you pay us, fucking weird travel Guy out of America?
Speaker 4: Whatever?
Speaker 7: Should tell us another version of the melon head legend
Speaker 7: in Ohio.
Speaker 4: Paul, It's his name is Paul the first. He is
Speaker 4: the first.
Speaker 6: Paul, recounting nobody's ever been named Paul before.
Speaker 3: Am I am Paul.
Speaker 7: You don't know me, recounts what he heard as a
Speaker 7: teenager in the sixties. According to Paul, the first, some
Speaker 7: teenagers saw a melon head along the side of the
Speaker 7: road walking into.
Speaker 4: The woods in the sixties. Eh.
Speaker 7: Yeah, in the sixties, and what do you do if
Speaker 7: you see a very deformed looking person?
Speaker 4: What do you do in the sixties?
Speaker 7: Acid, I was gonna say, I guess that the one
Speaker 7: guy described them as light brown, they could just be
Speaker 7: tann because they're right in the woods all day.
Speaker 6: He's got good complexion. Are you really really trying to
Speaker 6: make him white?
Speaker 4: Eh?
Speaker 6: I just really going anyway, This is just not it's
Speaker 6: not sitting right with you that he can't not be white.
Speaker 7: I just I just picture them, like I don't know,
Speaker 7: I just I literally am taking No, I did not Jesus,
Speaker 7: I bet the Bible says his feet with the color
Speaker 7: of brass, which means he was an Arabic dude.
Speaker 6: Of course he was born in the Middle East, Like,
Speaker 6: I don't know where white, Jesus, who is white?
Speaker 7: People promoting that bullshit? And yeah, I love everybody. I
Speaker 7: think we should get away from this whole stupid thing.
Speaker 7: But you're this color, I'm that color. We should not
Speaker 7: get along because of that. That's fucking retarded. Now I
Speaker 7: can say because I'm not meeting it describing people.
Speaker 6: So no, but the exact way you just used is
Speaker 6: what you're not supposed to do.
Speaker 4: No, I've said million times we just say the word retarded.
Speaker 4: It just we're saying it's so stupid, it's beyond stupid.
Speaker 3: Exactly exactly, Tom.
Speaker 4: I'm not saying that a kid with Down syndrome is retarded.
Speaker 4: That's where you drop.
Speaker 6: I understand, but that's I can't explain that everybody else
Speaker 6: knows exactly what's happening, right.
Speaker 7: To adults and several children with malformed heads sat on
Speaker 7: a porch.
Speaker 4: So that's why I picture, Like, that's why I picture.
Speaker 6: I got me My Billy, My Billy, about Joe and Billy,
Speaker 6: Bob Thornton, Bill, about Jane, Bob Jane, Jane, Jilly.
Speaker 4: Got.
Speaker 7: Becky Ray, Becky, Becky Leesh, Sarah Lee Jays.
Speaker 6: They're all so close on age because I have horror caeesars.
Speaker 3: And I just did them all at the same time.
Speaker 4: Well, that's what they could have come from.
Speaker 7: Is just like inter breeding supposed to be. Obviously the
Speaker 7: Royal family and Egyptians have done it. He's just constantly interbreeding,
Speaker 7: which causes and they've proven this supposedly, but I think
Speaker 7: the Royal family has it tweaked, specifically like they have
Speaker 7: the help with the reptilians so they know how to
Speaker 7: really get that where it's not too too far gone,
Speaker 7: where you don't you're not too deformed. You kind of
Speaker 7: get that perfect like George Bush kind of thing going on,
Speaker 7: you know what I mean, The Illumini knows what they're doing.
Speaker 7: But if you do, they have track if you if
Speaker 7: you're there's what fucking show is that. There's like a
Speaker 7: show and it was a documentary show and there was
Speaker 7: literally a family where they're all like incest, ok, And
Speaker 7: it was like they were disturbing.
Speaker 4: Looking like they look pretty bad.
Speaker 7: They looked like horrible, like deformed people because they're like
Speaker 7: fourth generation of incest.
Speaker 4: That's fun, isn't it? Gross? It is gross disgusting. But
Speaker 4: you picture that fucking big serious.
Speaker 3: But picture it. Sure, people fucking their sisters picture it.
Speaker 7: But when you have like stereotypical stereotypical like inbreeding, you
Speaker 7: think of like down south in the States. I'm sorry,
Speaker 7: but that's how you guys think that we have talking
Speaker 7: flapping heads or we live in Yeah, that's that's uh,
Speaker 7: that's you know when we think about you know what,
Speaker 7: even breeding and incest was happening. He has you back
Speaker 7: in the day in the eighteen hundreds. You know you
Speaker 7: think you think Arkansas, you think of Louisiana.
Speaker 3: Well that's why we think of that stopped.
Speaker 4: Jesus. Sorry, So two adults, So it's pretty crazy.
Speaker 7: So that these teenagers they see a melonhead right along
Speaker 7: the road, they walk in the woods, they follow him
Speaker 7: to a farmhouse deep in the woods, and then yeah,
Speaker 7: they see these two adults and several children with mal
Speaker 7: formed heads.
Speaker 4: Porch, and like, that's what it reminds me.
Speaker 7: That's why I keep bringing it back, Like it does
Speaker 7: remind me of the hills have eyes in breeding. Family
Speaker 7: that just live out in the middle of fucking bum
Speaker 7: fuck nowhere, have their own little community. But it all
Speaker 7: started from the dad fucking a sister. They had kids,
Speaker 7: and then the two kids fuck each other and then
Speaker 7: it just goes from there, like it just goes on
Speaker 7: and on forever.
Speaker 6: And I've never known another person. You're the only other
Speaker 6: persons I know. And you got the opposite genitalia. My
Speaker 6: genitalia fits inside of your genitalia.
Speaker 4: Let's make it work.
Speaker 6: I mean, like they were training us for this with
Speaker 6: the blocks and the holes and shit, why.
Speaker 4: Does this trackle not going is square? Wow?
Speaker 7: One said that he was a nuclear scientist uh in
Speaker 7: World War Two, and the radiation exposure he suffered cause
Speaker 7: deformities in his children. So, according to these kids, they
Speaker 7: actually went up and talked to their family. Okay, they said, hey, like,
Speaker 7: what's going on? What do you guys doing on this porch?
Speaker 7: I said, you have a lot of children while you
Speaker 7: in the middle of nowhere.
Speaker 3: The dad's like sounding business.
Speaker 4: I was a World War two scientist.
Speaker 7: I worked with the Nazis and they exposed me and
Speaker 7: my children to radiation.
Speaker 4: I wasn't really a scientist. I was just the experiment.
Speaker 6: They found me maybe fifty bucks a yeah, then they
Speaker 6: gave me twenty five and a fucking bun.
Speaker 7: When Paul and some of his friends went looking for
Speaker 7: a farmhouse, uh, supposedly, they were intercepted by several police
Speaker 7: officer sers who tried so hard to convince them that
Speaker 7: the story was fiction that it became even more convincing
Speaker 7: that the melon heads do exist.
Speaker 3: So tell me again, what did you say?
Speaker 4: I saw you? No, you didn't.
Speaker 6: You're stupid. You're a stupid kid. You didn't see anything. Sorry,
Speaker 6: what what did you see? I saw these children? That's stupid.
Speaker 6: There are children right here No, that's dumb. You're dumb.
Speaker 6: You're dumb. That's dumb. You're dumb. I understand your parents
Speaker 6: are brothers and sister, but like you're just not allowed
Speaker 6: you You're just not allowed to make fucking accusations like that.
Speaker 3: So you're gonna fucking go back and get beat by
Speaker 3: your dad and your mom's gonna fucking ground you. So yeah,
Speaker 3: have that or have.
Speaker 4: Fun sounds like Michigan with other tainted water.
Speaker 3: Have fun riding home without your bike.
Speaker 6: Because I'm taking it for you.
Speaker 4: Making lies you're lying news are also part of ancestral family.
Speaker 3: Probably true too, You really enjoyed that?
Speaker 4: Than Weird Michigan.
Speaker 7: Your travel guy to Michigan's local Legends and Best Kept
Speaker 7: Secrets includes the.
Speaker 3: First time of Top Stop putting at the.
Speaker 7: First hand account of an encounter with a melon head
Speaker 7: Kelly Top bends. I'm just gonna call it Kelly Top
Speaker 7: Kelly to bed Rosin Uh. Her last name is Top
Speaker 7: bed Rosin top nyphen bed Rosin strange name. So Kelly
Speaker 7: Top claims that she was exploring the grounds of then
Speaker 7: an abandon The abandoned Felt mansion were supposed to be
Speaker 7: These children were kept in this asylum and who knows there,
Speaker 7: you know, so with her friends. I would love to
Speaker 7: do this for the Patriot episode. If we can go
Speaker 7: this mansion, I'm gonna go. Let's go to Michigan. Let's
Speaker 7: find this mansion. Let's find the melon heads. We'll go
Speaker 7: in the wood. Sure, I'm sure it's just part of
Speaker 7: a gang. Now they're all like their bloods and crips,
Speaker 7: and sure is not the same as it used to be.
Speaker 4: They wear like brown bandanas, like and they're just like
Speaker 4: they go out there and they mug you and stuff
Speaker 4: like that, like you know, they gotta feed their family
Speaker 4: of older fucking children.
Speaker 3: Yes, I just needed a practice. Its just me walking
Speaker 3: up there like.
Speaker 4: Somethe it's Billy, your local white boy. Yeah, I'm just
Speaker 4: I'm just checking out the scene.
Speaker 7: It'd be funny if they were like, uh, like you know,
Speaker 7: they they were trapped in the woods for some time, right,
Speaker 7: They they don't really know what society's like, so they
Speaker 7: get a bunch of like, you.
Speaker 4: Know, nineties movies and.
Speaker 7: Then they come up and they're like, what's something and
Speaker 7: it's just like and they're just like the whitest dude
Speaker 7: with big heads. But they wear like a bandana and
Speaker 7: a fucking afro wig to try to blend in. And
Speaker 7: they're like, I heard this is the place to be
Speaker 7: and they try to be super hip, but everyone's like,
Speaker 7: this is a little weird. This is It's two thousand
Speaker 7: and fucking nine. Man, what well, why are you dressed.
Speaker 4: Like really baggy oversized pants, like fucking one pants. Like,
Speaker 4: somebody tell me where the cocaine is at? I heard.
Speaker 4: I heard that's the thing that everyone's doing.
Speaker 6: Who's selling the cocaine?
Speaker 4: It's so funny. Uh So there's a new show. I
Speaker 4: was gonna say that that.
Speaker 7: It's called Freak Brothers as like Pete Davidson Woody Harrelson.
Speaker 3: I saw that. I wanted to watch that. I thought,
Speaker 3: I thought it'd pretty funny.
Speaker 4: It is pretty funny.
Speaker 3: They David's pretty funny.
Speaker 7: There is a cartoon so over a bunch of stoners
Speaker 7: and then they smoke the most powerful weed, which I
Speaker 7: know one I'll smoke up, and they smoke for like
Speaker 7: these really potent.
Speaker 4: Weed and then they sleep for fifty years and they're
Speaker 4: from like nineteen sixty nine, and they like wake up
Speaker 4: in twenty twenty one.
Speaker 3: You're talking about this last time?
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it was it was it's and they it's
Speaker 4: fairly funny.
Speaker 7: It's like, you know, where can you get anyone got
Speaker 7: some shrubbery? And it's like they're like, stay in the
Speaker 7: corner and we need to find some weed. We need
Speaker 7: to figure out how to get back to the nineteen
Speaker 7: sixty nine. We gotta find some like really good weed.
Speaker 7: We gotta figure out how to do this. And it's like,
Speaker 7: you know, anyone seen my friend? Uh, there's a couple
Speaker 7: of fighting lines.
Speaker 4: It's like I need some greenery, like you know, this
Speaker 4: is great. And then someone guys like you're looking for
Speaker 4: weed and like they're like, yeah, do you know where weed?
Speaker 4: The weed is? And they're like turn around. They're in
Speaker 4: a fucking there's a dispensary shop and they're like realizing
Speaker 4: that wheat is legal now. It's fucking pretty funny.
Speaker 7: So there's this Kelly top was exploring the grounds of
Speaker 7: the abandoned Felt.
Speaker 4: Mansion just roman smoking some weed. Well this is gonna
Speaker 4: go her friends. Uh oh man, I was.
Speaker 7: Listening back to the episodes as you mentioned that again,
Speaker 7: and man, those those episodes when you were blazing were
Speaker 7: pretty funny. You hit the Uh, there's one episode. I
Speaker 7: was listening to It's way back in the day. I
Speaker 7: don't know if I exited or not. I think it's
Speaker 7: still there, and uh, Billy's like, I I asked Justin
Speaker 7: to pack me a bong hit and then you took
Speaker 7: it and hit it and then you're like, I don't
Speaker 7: know if.
Speaker 4: This is a good idea.
Speaker 7: But I was like, you're smoking my ball and you're
Speaker 7: like that, and you're like there's still lots left. You're like,
Speaker 7: like the whole bowl. Fuddy, this is strange how much
Speaker 7: we've grown. Honestly, it's it's it's it seems like a
Speaker 7: long time as we started this spen.
Speaker 6: So weirdly, like, yeah, I haven't sold read for fuck
Speaker 6: me like a long time. Then it's it's been like
Speaker 6: good four or five years since like I actually smoked
Speaker 6: read like actually like I.
Speaker 4: Mean like like the podcast.
Speaker 3: No, I mean like liked.
Speaker 6: It, like I've done it a bunch of times like
Speaker 6: since then. But I kept doing it, thinking it was
Speaker 6: going to be different, and it never was.
Speaker 4: Billy's sleepy, So they went to the mansion I supposed
Speaker 4: to be the abandoned mansion was that she was with
Speaker 4: her friends one night when she saw man in the distance.
Speaker 7: He had an unusually large head, but she wasn't scared.
Speaker 7: I just looks my uncle. Then he started walking towards them,
Speaker 7: she writes, not knowing who this man could be.
Speaker 4: My friend yelled hello to try and be friendly, but
Speaker 4: we all got a low. All we got was a
Speaker 4: loud grunt. The man can drink it off, you want.
Speaker 4: The man continued to walk towards us, but a fat
Speaker 4: now at a fast your pace. At this point, the
Speaker 4: same idea hit us. We start sprinting towards the car.
Speaker 4: We scrambled and peeled out of the parking lot.
Speaker 3: Like the full speed. It's just like a regularly it
Speaker 3: was like this, and he says something.
Speaker 4: He's like like fucking what.
Speaker 7: So we scrambled in and peeled out a parking lot
Speaker 7: full speed, not slowing down until several miles away from there, and.
Speaker 4: Even fucking hit him. Hit him with your car. You
Speaker 4: could horror movie.
Speaker 6: I think that's I think that's legal. If someone's creepy,
Speaker 6: you can hit him with the car. I'm pretty sure
Speaker 6: I saw that on the last I watched.
Speaker 4: Did you now, Yeah, it's legal. Someone's creepy, you can
Speaker 4: just set.
Speaker 7: Him well now, now me and Billy can get away
Speaker 7: with murder because supposedly was that the brown versus blah
Speaker 7: blah blah the.
Speaker 4: Guy that he killed somebody.
Speaker 6: Okay, that's I got blown up on social media. I
Speaker 6: actually got really fucking interested in that, and I was
Speaker 6: like blown away by watching that. So I really read
Speaker 6: into it. Now that plea you're talking about, the pleaing
Speaker 6: like too intoxicated to take control of your own actions yet, Okay,
Speaker 6: so that plea is not you just read Did you
Speaker 6: actually look into it or you just read like the
Speaker 6: headlines of what social media was saying. Okay, because like
Speaker 6: all of that, what they were saying isn't even kind
Speaker 6: of fucking true. So for one, that play's always been there.
Speaker 6: That's not really a new constitution.
Speaker 4: He just spinned it. I did watch it, Yeah, so.
Speaker 6: Even if you can, he's like the lawyer himself was like,
Speaker 6: this isn't gonna fly. Like you can try, but like
Speaker 6: this isn't gonna happen. So but it did, but it didn't.
Speaker 6: I did that, but it didn't.
Speaker 4: Maybe it didn't.
Speaker 3: No, it didn't.
Speaker 6: That's what the fucking that's what all the headlines on
Speaker 6: social media was saying. They're like, look what he's pleaing.
Speaker 6: He's still while he's still in the middle of it.
Speaker 6: It's not over.
Speaker 7: But U there's a whole video of this guy on
Speaker 7: TikTok and he literally like gave you the facts.
Speaker 4: He's like, look at this, He's like, this is the
Speaker 4: court case, this is the law. It was like five
Speaker 4: minutes long. It took me forever to watch it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, that's a TikTok. No I really I really
Speaker 3: look down and do it though.
Speaker 6: But that that kind of plea has always technically been there,
Speaker 6: but very few people have ever used it, and no
Speaker 6: one's been successful.
Speaker 7: Let's let's stab each other high on mushrooms and drunk,
Speaker 7: uh like wasted, just like just like the scream stab.
Speaker 6: Now that that being said, Billy, that being said, if
Speaker 6: you do do something like that, there's also another clause
Speaker 6: that basically you have control of your actions. So whether
Speaker 6: you did that, you did that to yourself to cause
Speaker 6: that from happening.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's just a cycle.
Speaker 6: It's just like it's just a completely unnecessary bunch of text.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's essentially all it is.
Speaker 4: I see signor what you what you mean? CEC. But
Speaker 4: at the end of the day.
Speaker 6: Evil doctor Crow Dutch Crow is right, there's a couple
Speaker 6: of doctor Crows.
Speaker 4: Gee that who your chiropractor is?
Speaker 3: Crown? Your doctor.
Speaker 4: Close? Hey, I just met you, Ben BONDI Crowbar.
Speaker 6: You know back before the Crowbar existed, Crozy used to
Speaker 6: have to drink at home.
Speaker 4: Oh, that's actually really fun. I have to enjoy that one.
Speaker 4: I do enjoy that.
Speaker 7: I like to bear in the fucking Chinese Chin Chow
Speaker 7: Main Guy. One of the two Richin stories in Ohio
Speaker 7: depicts an evil man known as doctor Crow. It is
Speaker 7: said that doctor Crowe used to take in orphans and
Speaker 7: perform horrifying medical experiments on them in his supposedly secluded house,
Speaker 7: his male nowhere.
Speaker 4: He was a doctor. He's almost like a Joseph Mangola,
Speaker 4: like he's just this, I let's just see what happens
Speaker 4: kind of guy.
Speaker 7: Which it did happen everywhere. Just was Joseph Mengola in
Speaker 7: Nazi Germany.
Speaker 4: I was doing this. There was tons of places in
Speaker 4: asylums that were just like, let's just see what sticks.
Speaker 7: Throw it at the wall, see if it sticks. If
Speaker 7: it doesn't, hey, we try again. We screwed up somebody's mind.
Speaker 7: For the rest of their fucking life. And that's why
Speaker 7: always bringing up the Recuom for a Dream one of
Speaker 7: them I next to Tusk. It is a very disturbing movie.
Speaker 7: Why the more disturbing movies in the way that it goes.
Speaker 7: You've seen Recooon for a Dream?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: Is it a comedy?
Speaker 4: Jared Letto in it? Actually kind of funny.
Speaker 3: I actually, I'm just kidding. I think I have actually seen.
Speaker 7: That comedic actor off scary movie Marlon Wayne's I think
Speaker 7: is the one that's in it. And they're all like,
Speaker 7: it's all based on drug acts. But the mom he
Speaker 7: takes diet pills and starts talking to her and ship
Speaker 7: and then she like at the end, she's just this
Speaker 7: crazy lady walking down the street because the pills that
Speaker 7: she's on, and they put her in a fucking mental
Speaker 7: hospital and they fucking do the shockwave therapy.
Speaker 4: Like it's a really disturbing scene.
Speaker 3: You want it's disturbing and come outside my fucking office.
Speaker 6: On any given day, at any hour and just watch
Speaker 6: someone scream at the top of their fucking lungs about
Speaker 6: how people are faggots and he wants to kill people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, did you and uh, they say the end word
Speaker 3: like a lot, like.
Speaker 4: Very You tell some guy was kicking a car or
Speaker 4: some shit.
Speaker 6: Yeah that was just one day, dude. Like that story
Speaker 6: is like it's become my normal life. Every morning I
Speaker 6: go off downtown Cambridge.
Speaker 4: Is that that bad?
Speaker 3: There's it's not that bad. Okay.
Speaker 6: Once you're there regularly, you realize that it's like there's
Speaker 6: like seven to eight people that are just doing this
Speaker 6: and they kind of take shifts, so like one guy's
Speaker 6: always there like tap in, like give them they do.
Speaker 6: They don't like being around each other, but there's always one.
Speaker 6: It's like they have their own little streets. In my
Speaker 6: office right in front of my office just happens to
Speaker 6: be one of their fucking routes. I've gotten so mad
Speaker 6: at them so many times, and all of them are bitches.
Speaker 6: Every single fucking one of them are fucking bit They
Speaker 6: will scream it.
Speaker 3: You'd be like fucking fight and I'm like, get the
Speaker 3: fuck out of.
Speaker 6: Here, and he's like and then they just walk away
Speaker 6: screaming very fucking mean words to you.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 7: That is like it is like brand for I think Brandford, Cambridge.
Speaker 7: I've like a lot of places to get bad considering,
Speaker 7: you know.
Speaker 3: But there was one.
Speaker 4: There's actually one really funny story though.
Speaker 6: The guy before we gets pissed me off so fucking
Speaker 6: bad because this guy asked for a cigarette.
Speaker 3: Every fucking morning.
Speaker 6: I have never given him one for about the past
Speaker 6: seven eight months.
Speaker 3: I did originally when he when he was first round,
Speaker 3: He's like.
Speaker 6: He talks to me like, this is the first time
Speaker 6: I haven't ever interacted with him.
Speaker 3: So he drove me fucking about seventy eight months ago.
Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, I got one.
Speaker 6: Uh You're like, oh, yes, seriously do this and he
Speaker 6: comes up no, I didn't give him the finger.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, fuck, maybe I don't.
Speaker 6: I was like, hey, though, if he wants cigarettes, you know,
Speaker 6: they sell them right fucking there.
Speaker 3: And Giant Tiger.
Speaker 4: They sell cigarettes a Giant Tiger.
Speaker 3: Oh dude, the cheapest smunkes Tiger always has cheaper smokes.
Speaker 4: Never heard of Giant Tiger selling cigarette, always sells cigarettes.
Speaker 3: I've bought cigarettes from Giant Tigers.
Speaker 7: I want you to bring a cigarette pack with a
Speaker 7: Giant Tiger sticker.
Speaker 3: On a Giant Tiger sticker. It's just like a gas station.
Speaker 3: They just pull it up from the bath. Giant Tiger
Speaker 3: is every good Giant Tiger has cigarettes.
Speaker 4: Giant Tiger is like a clothing store.
Speaker 6: Yeah, clo Yeah, it's a big convenience store, cheap convenience
Speaker 6: stores with giant I'm gonna go to.
Speaker 4: The one in Branford.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna ask him for fucking cigarettes, and I'm gonna
Speaker 7: be actually want to buy them.
Speaker 3: They'll be right behind the counter. You'll see all the shelving.
Speaker 4: I've been a Giant Tiger a couple of times, never
Speaker 4: seen that. I promise you would say. Do you think
Speaker 4: Tony the Tiger and Giant Tiger fuck each other?
Speaker 3: Probably if one's Giant Tiger girl.
Speaker 4: Toy, they're gay together. Maybe Towya Tiger has got to
Speaker 4: be the one on coke though it's great, like he's
Speaker 4: just he's the top for a bottom, a power bottom,
Speaker 4: like a Crowley.
Speaker 7: All right, So so they used it's funny because I
Speaker 7: bet you could you tell me one thing about Alistair
Speaker 7: Crowley where you did a fucking two hour episode on him.
Speaker 4: I bet you didn't. I bet you can't. Billy's memory,
Speaker 4: that's not true.
Speaker 3: I took a shot.
Speaker 7: Said that doctor crow used to have obviously perform medical experience.
Speaker 7: What I'm saying this, this stuff that didn't happen in
Speaker 7: Nazi Germany. It's like that just Magla. Other people are
Speaker 7: doing this. They it's just like, let's see what sticks.
Speaker 7: So you would inject fluids into their brains, causing the
Speaker 7: characteristics of a swollen skull. So it's like trying to like,
Speaker 7: you know, almost like pull the damer right like where
Speaker 7: you're just like, let's drill a hole in their head
Speaker 7: and let's just put let's first put some Bacardi in there.
Speaker 4: Let's just see what happens.
Speaker 7: Maybe they could have a party inside their head and
Speaker 7: everyone's invited, and so they're like and then you know,
Speaker 7: you try something else. You just inject all these different
Speaker 7: things inside their brain. And obviously it would take a
Speaker 7: lot for your skull. I feel like to grow. Your
Speaker 7: skull is pretty hard and dense. It's like even if you're.
Speaker 6: Not sure dropped as a baby, but the people got shunts.
Speaker 4: It's a shunt.
Speaker 3: It's like a soft spot in your head that if
Speaker 3: you called a shunt.
Speaker 4: Yeah weird.
Speaker 6: It's like you so yeah, like if you had like
Speaker 6: any surgery or anything as a kid, or you'll have
Speaker 6: like if this spot back here, that you could still
Speaker 6: potentially hit it at like age sixteen.
Speaker 4: Completely confessing something by yourself. No, no, no, my nephew hasn't. Okay,
Speaker 4: that's why I know about it. But a shunt okay, okay,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna use that on somebody who a stunt is.
Speaker 3: It's not a fucking insult. It's just it's like arm
Speaker 3: I'm saying.
Speaker 7: I feel like if he injected, saying, maybe you would
Speaker 7: like push against the side of the cranium enough where
Speaker 7: it would I feel like you have to be doing
Speaker 7: this on kids, on babies, that's the only way, because
Speaker 7: they're soft skulls.
Speaker 4: I dropped a couple babies in my day.
Speaker 6: Mates, I'm gonna say, I don't I need a factor
Speaker 6: cap that one?
Speaker 4: Stupid.
Speaker 7: His experiments continue for years, and these children, I guess
Speaker 7: they are your babies became more desperate with each passing
Speaker 7: day until they finally revolted and they fucking murdered doctor Crow.
Speaker 6: The fucking babies revolted that the upright, all the babies just.
Speaker 3: Got up and had enough of it.
Speaker 4: This day, the uprise, man, they're all, they're up all.
Speaker 6: Do you think you get beat up? Seventy thousand babies.
Speaker 6: If they're all trying to crawl on you.
Speaker 4: Why that's a large number you should bring in into
Speaker 4: like maybe like forty no, because obviously beat the fucking
Speaker 4: forty forty babies. That's a lot of babies coming at
Speaker 4: you if.
Speaker 7: They were like aggressive, like maybe like they were possessed
Speaker 7: by something and they're just like.
Speaker 6: I'm like, yeah, but the week is fuck one, push
Speaker 6: will fuck up like twenty babies.
Speaker 7: Now, I'm just picturing you and like that scene from
Speaker 7: UH to.
Speaker 4: UH Pilgrim Rules the World, Well, not that was gonna say.
Speaker 7: Mars attacks where it's the big Boxer. You know that
Speaker 7: that that that Jack blacks You see Mars attacks. Right
Speaker 7: at the end, the big Boxer is fucking like punching
Speaker 7: them all out, and then they crowd him.
Speaker 4: As picture, You're like.
Speaker 7: All these babies coming up, but you're just like like
Speaker 7: knocking him out, fucking throwing from the side, and there's
Speaker 7: just like and eventually they swar them on top of you.
Speaker 6: I've always had a plan nothing you could beat up
Speaker 6: some infinite amount. All you gotta do is back yourself
Speaker 6: into a fucking bathroom stall and just start fucking kicking.
Speaker 6: Eventually there'll be so many dead ones that the other
Speaker 6: ones can't even get through anymore. Then you got a barrier,
Speaker 6: and then and then you just need to wait till
Speaker 6: they all go to bed, so you can crawl over
Speaker 6: the stall and go and go to sleep.
Speaker 7: Billy has had many thoughts about how he would kill
Speaker 7: many children.
Speaker 4: His experiments obviously continued.
Speaker 7: They got desperate, so they killed him, and they set
Speaker 7: fire to the house and retreated into.
Speaker 4: The woods where they supposed to be still live to
Speaker 4: this day. M pretty fucking strange, man, you.
Speaker 6: Know what, I'm actually backtracking quickly. Remember we were just
Speaker 6: talking about that fucking that court case. Yeah, the guy pleading,
Speaker 6: Now that I think about it, So when when they
Speaker 6: were doing the court case, was it Brown himself that
Speaker 6: was that was doing it this time or were they
Speaker 6: referring it back to an old trial of that, because
Speaker 6: I think the one I read was the old trial, Like,
Speaker 6: who's the guy's name that is currently trying to do that?
Speaker 4: Because he killed somebody and I suppose we got away
Speaker 4: with it.
Speaker 7: Why everyone's mad because he did get away with it,
Speaker 7: That's what people were mad.
Speaker 3: I might have read the old one, and I should
Speaker 3: not think of it. I was like fuck, I don't
Speaker 3: think his name is brown.
Speaker 4: At least you at least you cleared that up. Are
Speaker 4: you retarded?
Speaker 3: I gotta go check now though, because I did, like
Speaker 3: I did. I spent like fucking like.
Speaker 6: Two hours reading this fucking thing, like reading what the
Speaker 6: law is, like how it gets used, how it gets
Speaker 6: like attacked.
Speaker 4: And I watch the TikTok vide about that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I know, five minute TikTok is summon is summarizing
Speaker 6: and hope to God he's right.
Speaker 4: And TikTok is fact. Yeah there, I know.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 7: There are many streets in connect in Connecticut that are known.
Speaker 7: I suppose we ask the as Dracula Drive sounds fine.
Speaker 4: That actually does sound fun. That's like a fun place
Speaker 4: to go.
Speaker 7: The melon heads are said to lurk around the roads
Speaker 7: and Fairfield Dracula Drive is a nickname for a velvet street.
Speaker 4: I don't know what a velvet street is is made.
Speaker 4: This sounds expensive.
Speaker 6: It's all the other street is rubble, but mine's carpet.
Speaker 7: Most of the yellow bic robe ites may have valve it.
Speaker 7: And you got like Jimi Hendrick just playing on there
Speaker 7: when this velvet suit.
Speaker 6: It's a bunch of you go high on fucking acid
Speaker 6: just rubbing their faces.
Speaker 7: I always laugh when I brought up you know, Charles
Speaker 7: Manson on The Easter The Strange, The Easter Special, and like,
Speaker 7: is that Jimmy Hendrix?
Speaker 4: And it's like, Jimmy Hendricks is black? Bro that you
Speaker 4: suck it?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: If I was joking, but Jimmy Hendricks is black? Why
Speaker 4: would you think Charles Manson is Jimmy Hendricks.
Speaker 3: Maybe it's a black and white photo.
Speaker 4: That sounds even worse, all right, Jack, black and white photos,
Speaker 4: the skin doesn't look white, all right.
Speaker 7: So the place where I supposedly Megan O'Connell was when
Speaker 7: something supposed to be terrifying happened. According to the Weird
Speaker 7: New England Guide to the New England's local Legend in Best.
Speaker 4: Kept Side Stop Magan, a group of.
Speaker 7: Our friends decided they wanted to do something fun after
Speaker 7: a high school football game in the early eighties.
Speaker 4: Megan's friend Debbie had a Ford Randa. Sounds like a
Speaker 4: fucking granda? Is a Ford Granda? What's that? Do you
Speaker 4: know what Ford grand is?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 4: You might not be reading that, Miranda. You don't know
Speaker 4: what Afford grander is? Oh?
Speaker 3: I have no idea. What the fuck that is?
Speaker 4: That's a fucking pretty dope card rand that looks like
Speaker 4: a creep.
Speaker 3: It looks like fucking every car in Cuba.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because they can't. They just get the old shitty
Speaker 4: cars from back of the day and then there's one
Speaker 4: random fucking audie.
Speaker 7: Now, Cuba isn't a bad place right now, so probably
Speaker 7: they're in the car in the ford. They all piled
Speaker 7: in search for an adventure. It's like, you know, we
Speaker 7: sell this football game, let's let's go for an adventures.
Speaker 7: Nineteen eighties. We got like I got, I wear my
Speaker 7: sunglasses at night. Just blame my jam late this my
Speaker 7: fucking jam. Oh yeah, I fuck held that song. It's
Speaker 7: been my jam, my little jam every day. Just fucking
Speaker 7: I wear my sunglass that night.
Speaker 4: Dowish the bad on the guy and shit. Soh no,
Speaker 4: all right.
Speaker 7: They ended up on the Velvet Street where they got
Speaker 7: out of a car to look for some melon heads.
Speaker 4: They're like, all right, like heads, these heads are getting found.
Speaker 7: We're gonna find these weird deformed people. As they searched
Speaker 7: in the woods, they heard Debbie's car turn on behind them.
Speaker 4: Son.
Speaker 7: They ran back to where it was park The head
Speaker 7: lights flashed, and suddenly the car was barreling towards them.
Speaker 7: They took cover as the car drove by, but they
Speaker 7: saw its occupants.
Speaker 4: They saw creatures that could not could almost pass for human,
Speaker 4: but were not because of their balbous heads.
Speaker 7: So they literally they stole a fucking car. The melon
Speaker 7: head's driving around and they stole a car. They're like,
Speaker 7: you know, they're I've seen not wanted to drive one.
Speaker 7: Nobody would let me have the.
Speaker 3: Bring it back.
Speaker 7: They literally went for the mountain looking for the melon heads,
Speaker 7: and they they found them, and they stole their fucking car.
Speaker 4: Imagine seeing that, it's like, where's that?
Speaker 7: They never explained what like Debbie's not explained Debbie or
Speaker 7: what her name is, wasn't explaining where where the car went.
Speaker 7: Their baggon O'Connell never really described where what happened to
Speaker 7: your car?
Speaker 4: What was going on in the car?
Speaker 7: Are you just a Reddit guy saying like, hey, I
Speaker 7: so it's in the eighties and I'm only twenty five.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 7: I want to know where the car went. I want
Speaker 7: to know what happened to the melon heads. They would
Speaker 7: find the car.
Speaker 4: I ain't saving you from this the melon heads in
Speaker 4: the car, and I'm just curious. Would you don't aren't
Speaker 4: you curious? I'm fucking curious where where it went. Oh
Speaker 4: you're not curious about what happened the melon heads. I
Speaker 4: am if somebody somebody stole my car.
Speaker 7: And away and you don't have a car anymore, when
Speaker 7: you explain to your parents, because these kids are coming
Speaker 7: back football game, probably in.
Speaker 6: High school and coming back like I, oh, yeah, no,
Speaker 6: you're getting beat. Yeah, those kids probably all died. Remember
Speaker 6: back in the day when your parents need to kill you.
Speaker 6: I've been dead like seven times.
Speaker 7: I was just curious, Like it's just like, imagine you
Speaker 7: still like they steal a car if this story is true,
Speaker 7: and then you gotta explained to your parents where your
Speaker 7: car went. It was like, well, we went in the
Speaker 7: woods looking for these melon heads and they stole my car.
Speaker 7: It's like, what's the melonheads? Really deformed looking person? And
Speaker 7: I saw them and they were driving the car, and.
Speaker 6: So I'm pretty sure we can find them again if
Speaker 6: we bait them with another vehicle.
Speaker 4: They seem to like vehicles. That's funny.
Speaker 7: In Ohio, there are two prominent origin stories for the
Speaker 7: melon heads. Obviously, this one is about a benevolent doctor
Speaker 7: Crowe who lived on Windsor Road in Kirkland on uh In, Ohio,
Speaker 7: which just happens to be right.
Speaker 4: Near a rumored The rumored cry Baby Bridge sounds like
Speaker 4: a bitch you know about Criberry Bridge sounds I'm pretty
Speaker 4: sure we talked about it.
Speaker 7: Doctor Crowe took his uh his children with a hydrocephalitis
Speaker 7: and gave them a warm, loving home. The neighbors were
Speaker 7: repulsed and called them melon heads. So the origin stories
Speaker 7: was neighbors sound like fucking people there.
Speaker 4: Done, but doctor Crowe did his best to shield them
Speaker 4: from the cruel comments. Is a nice man like crazy.
Speaker 7: When Doctor Crow passed from natural causes, his adopted children
Speaker 7: were scared, alone, no one to care for them. Enraged
Speaker 7: and fearful of outsiders, they burnt the house down with
Speaker 7: Doctor Crow inside.
Speaker 4: That's really mean for a guy that took care of
Speaker 4: his dad. Why would they do a good, nice burial?
Speaker 4: I don't know what how fucking burial is. They've been
Speaker 4: contemned with this souse like, I don't know what to
Speaker 4: do to burn it.
Speaker 7: So they continued to live there while inner breeding brought
Speaker 7: out the worst of their genes. Eventually they became less
Speaker 7: human and more humanoid, and local Lored depicts them as
Speaker 7: territorial angry, obviously responsible for maybe attacks. They're responsible for attacks, kidnappings,
Speaker 7: and theft of pets and livestock.
Speaker 3: You fucking touched my dog and this slice your fucking throat.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna say, the melon heads at to your house
Speaker 7: and they're gonna fucking eat Chloe.
Speaker 4: At least that's not a shotgun. But I'd like to
Speaker 4: see them try.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll fuck you up. I don't even know.
Speaker 4: I don't have a gun.
Speaker 6: I don't know where a gun is, but you pet
Speaker 6: your ass. I'm gonna find one pretty damn quickly.
Speaker 7: This is a man that said that he wouldn't know
Speaker 7: who to pick if someone was trying to kill Chloe
Speaker 7: or his woman.
Speaker 4: Izzy.
Speaker 3: Don't tell her, I said that she just watched that one.
Speaker 3: It's just no there.
Speaker 7: There are rumors that the Insane Solumn near turn Bolt, Connecticut,
Speaker 7: burned to the ground in nineteen sixty. Suppose to some
Speaker 7: of the patients escaped the fire and settled in the
Speaker 7: surrounding woods.
Speaker 4: It's fine that there.
Speaker 7: It's like Bigfoot, right, all these cryptids because I can
Speaker 7: get the cryptis because of the strange creatures.
Speaker 4: We do know the origin.
Speaker 7: It's like UFO shit now that the military and the
Speaker 7: government is exposing so they can bring the false flag
Speaker 7: alien invasion to make a one world government under the
Speaker 7: New World Order in the Great Reset.
Speaker 3: I just sounds like a lot of words.
Speaker 4: Now, the very true words. Uh.
Speaker 7: They hunted small animals for food, and when the winter
Speaker 7: set in, hunting became too hard, they were sorted slang
Speaker 7: and consuming fucking hitchhikers. Broy that I said that, but yeah,
Speaker 7: just right that. It's like these things appear in all
Speaker 7: different places. I'd love to hear if we have any
Speaker 7: melon head stories to be fun in Canada. I feel
Speaker 7: like too certain people we are melow heads, but it's
Speaker 7: just who we are.
Speaker 3: What does that mean?
Speaker 4: Is that a slang?
Speaker 3: Do you guys use that as like an insult?
Speaker 4: Is that an insult towards Canadians? No? I mean it's
Speaker 4: towards anything like your fucking melon head?
Speaker 6: Does that mean like like special?
Speaker 4: That is what that means? Big head? You have a
Speaker 4: melon for a head?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I got big old I got big old Noga
Speaker 6: bus to fit my big old brain.
Speaker 4: My mama So there are rumors that the Saslumn yes uh,
Speaker 4: supposed to get burned to the ground in the nineteen sixties.
Speaker 4: Supposed to be, they escaped and went to the surrounding
Speaker 4: woods and they fuck hitchhikers. Pretty intense. Oh, that's pretty intense.
Speaker 7: They're you know, and connects to our maybe Highway sixty
Speaker 7: six episode where what are you doing?
Speaker 4: Don't worry about it?
Speaker 7: So the thing is too like that, you know, it's
Speaker 7: you know, these creepy creatures and who knows, you know,
Speaker 7: they eat all these hitch hikers. You know, it's don't
Speaker 7: go hitchhiking people, Antons. I used to hitch hiking. I'm
Speaker 7: like sketchy.
Speaker 4: I've never hitchecked in my life.
Speaker 6: I used toy hitchhike all the time. I've never done it,
Speaker 6: but the funk I've thought about it. I've walked from
Speaker 6: Paris to Saint George before, and I've walked from Paris
Speaker 6: to Kitchener before.
Speaker 4: I walked from Paris to Saint George. And then I
Speaker 4: walked from Saint George to Paris.
Speaker 6: Well I did, actually, well, no, that's a funny story.
Speaker 6: I walked to Saint George and stayed the night there,
Speaker 6: and then we stole my buddy's bikes and biked back.
Speaker 6: I never like his little brother's by so they are
Speaker 6: way too small for me.
Speaker 3: I basically I was like fourteen riding a.
Speaker 6: Fucking bike meant for like a six year old, and
Speaker 6: it was not like a good size, and it was tough.
Speaker 3: It's like D Boy from Almost Rather.
Speaker 4: You d Boy from Friday, No fucking ice Cube, Chris Tucker.
Speaker 4: There you go. You don't remember that.
Speaker 3: I know Friday?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Does his name is de Boy? Remember when he like
Speaker 7: steals that. He's like, I'm taking this bike? Yes, yeah, okay,
Speaker 7: steals his sister's bike, fucking bo u, and then his
Speaker 7: sister obviously wants a bike back.
Speaker 4: The group continued to live in the woods in isolation.
Speaker 7: We're into breeding and within small groups cause the next
Speaker 7: generation to develop deformities. So they already had melon heads,
Speaker 7: they already looked like very mentally handicapped people like I kind.
Speaker 3: Of long that took you to come up with that sentence.
Speaker 4: I'm not trying not to. I'm trying to not say
Speaker 4: things that are too offensive.
Speaker 6: It's almost less genuine because of how hard you have
Speaker 6: to think about not saying words.
Speaker 7: Like I said nothing against anybody. Okay, this is just
Speaker 7: what these things are supposedly are some of deformities and
Speaker 7: didn't have the great the greatest crack at life when
Speaker 7: it comes to physical appearances, that's okay to say. On
Speaker 7: the real occasion, the outsiders came in to contact them,
Speaker 7: and they were called the melon heads based on their appearance.
Speaker 4: So like they I guess that people.
Speaker 7: Actually knew about them and like would maybe come like here,
Speaker 7: like I brought you some McDonald's. I know you guys
Speaker 7: are having it rough out here, but like and it's
Speaker 7: like almost like the homeless population where there's like there's
Speaker 7: those nice people that go other way be like you
Speaker 7: know what.
Speaker 4: You you want to stand?
Speaker 6: I wonder how they did a dollar bit, Yeah, wonder
Speaker 6: they treat you the same way a fucking almost person does.
Speaker 4: Like this has onions. You're picky right now, you're being picky.
Speaker 4: You're hungry, So it is uh yeah, it's it's like
Speaker 4: I love onion. You give me a new one.
Speaker 3: No, fuck yourself.
Speaker 7: Another story from Turnbull, Connecticut area conveys that uh Jesus
Speaker 7: that in colonial times, a family was accused of witchcraft
Speaker 7: banished from the settlement, so you probably witchcraft very small communities, right,
Speaker 7: We kind of just first showed up and said, hey,
Speaker 7: Indigenous people, I know you've lived here for how many
Speaker 7: hundreds of thousands of years whatever, but you gotta go.
Speaker 4: You gotta go. This is our spot. Now you see
Speaker 4: the skin, it's it's it's tan, it's it's Spanish. Spanish
Speaker 4: people are white too, you gotta go.
Speaker 7: And and then they came in and they settled and
Speaker 7: they made different little colonies. While they're constantly at war
Speaker 7: with the Indigenous people until they've got enough guns to.
Speaker 4: Slaughter them all. That's just a sad fact in history.
Speaker 7: And now we still don't give them clean drinking water
Speaker 7: because Trudeau would rather give the money to the corporations.
Speaker 7: Think it's gonna happen every episode to again, so I'm
Speaker 7: fucking free again. I want to fuck meet my goddamn country.
Speaker 7: So they were accused of witchcraft. Band from their settlement.
Speaker 7: They were forced to live in nice a Lague and
Speaker 7: Wood's far Removed from Society also a good horror movie
Speaker 7: I love to talk about eventually on the patren is
Speaker 7: a movie called Society. I think you would probably enjoy it.
Speaker 4: It's just like.
Speaker 7: These gross grotesque people that's supposed to be. They're really
Speaker 7: good looking, but once you get into the society, they're
Speaker 7: just very like vapid, gross disgusting people. And there's a
Speaker 7: weird orgy scene. I think I can remember that we were.
Speaker 3: Right, can I can?
Speaker 4: I can?
Speaker 6: I probably get you off on a tangent right now,
Speaker 6: But like, I just want to know a genuine question,
Speaker 6: what can't you do that vaccinated people can do.
Speaker 7: I can't go across the border. I literally can't go
Speaker 7: to another country. I can come back into Canada. That's
Speaker 7: what that is. Literally, the federal manage have never ended.
Speaker 7: There's literally the conservatives.
Speaker 6: In other parts everywhere though of America can't come into
Speaker 6: Canada without the vaccine.
Speaker 4: That's not yeah, I.
Speaker 7: Know, into Canada, but guess what, if you're an American citizen,
Speaker 7: you can go where the fuck you want to go
Speaker 7: back in and out of fucking shit. I'm pretty sure
Speaker 7: if you're American you can still come into Canada and
Speaker 7: leave unvaccinated.
Speaker 4: I'm pretty fucking sure.
Speaker 7: Every single other country except for Shanghai and fucking China
Speaker 7: because they're welding people inside their fucking which Guess who
Speaker 7: said that to getting this little shit.
Speaker 4: If you want to get into it.
Speaker 7: The WHO literally was like, oh, we like how China
Speaker 7: did things. They welded people into apartment buildings and people
Speaker 7: jumped out of windows like there were nine to eleven
Speaker 7: jumpers and killed themselves because they welded them in to
Speaker 7: their fucking apartment claiming that they had COVID.
Speaker 4: That's how bad this shit is. And eventually we're gonna
Speaker 4: get into a.
Speaker 7: Lot of fucked up shit on this podcast and talk
Speaker 7: about stuff like this.
Speaker 4: But that's facts.
Speaker 7: And now the WHO has been given dictorial measures to
Speaker 7: a minute, no, no, no, the WHO is now supposed
Speaker 7: to be they're gonna push in the great reset of
Speaker 7: the twenty just for this really weird conspiracy.
Speaker 4: But it's not a conspiracy.
Speaker 7: It's literally factual evidence that they're gonna essentially the next
Speaker 7: time there's a pandemic which has come, they're literally just
Speaker 7: gonna Who's gonna have the dictorial uh measures to be
Speaker 7: able to do it over Canada. All the countries have
Speaker 7: signed up UK the United States with Biden and stuff
Speaker 7: like that, So essentially, whatever the Who says fucking goes,
Speaker 7: even if it seems ludicrous, outrageous, and tyrannical. So get
Speaker 7: ready for that, everybody, because it's fucking coming. So I
Speaker 7: can't leave my country. I want to go see Anton.
Speaker 4: It's fucking literally, I can get to I can get
Speaker 4: to Anton faster than I can get to my mom.
Speaker 4: Takes me five hours to get to my mom's house.
Speaker 4: It would take me maybe an hour and a half
Speaker 4: to get to Anton. And I can't go because I
Speaker 4: can't be I wouldn't be loud back in.
Speaker 3: He's in Buffalo, Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he's He's gonna fucking murder me for this,
Speaker 4: and I just yeah, he's in Buffalo. He loves Buffalo.
Speaker 6: I feel like he said he can meet us in Buffalo.
Speaker 6: I don't think he's from Buffalo.
Speaker 7: Is buff He's from Buffalo, from Buffalo. Maybe I'm high
Speaker 7: to get high. I'm like, how do I not.
Speaker 6: Feel like he said he'll meet us in Buffalo. Oh
Speaker 6: he's from Buffalo. Okay, yeah he is Buffalo.
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 4: Why do I fucking black?
Speaker 3: He is Buffalo? He is Buffalo?
Speaker 4: Is from Buffalo? My god, Because I was like, am
Speaker 4: I no? Like I said?
Speaker 7: The one day, I was like, yeah, I'll come down
Speaker 7: to Boston. He's like, I'm not from Boston from Buffalo. Yeah,
Speaker 7: he's from Buffalo. It's super close. So that's why there's
Speaker 7: so many bars and fun stuff to do there. And
Speaker 7: he sounds like he's always having a good time, and
Speaker 7: I want.
Speaker 4: To come down. I can go. I know, you could
Speaker 4: fucking send me like fucking snapped.
Speaker 3: I kind of want to go to Wag.
Speaker 7: So they removed from society, you know they you know,
Speaker 7: in colonial times, supposed to be like they're they supposed
Speaker 7: to be these melon heads because I don't even know
Speaker 7: if I don't think there were melonheads yet. So they
Speaker 7: kind of just banged from society for doing wind trapped
Speaker 7: as they would do, they'd burn, which is on the
Speaker 7: steak women that maybe just didn't want to do the
Speaker 7: dishes as we said they would. They would just put him,
Speaker 7: they would. It would happen if you were like disobeying
Speaker 7: to your husband, he could just accuse you of witchcraft.
Speaker 7: And if they developed even a shred of additive evidence,
Speaker 7: that could that proved that.
Speaker 6: Meaning you got what like you had such a good
Speaker 6: life and you just decided to disobey him, sounds like
Speaker 6: a witch.
Speaker 3: Not much needed for evidence.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so they had burn them or drown them and
Speaker 4: be like, like, you know what, let's see, let's just
Speaker 4: see if you if you can swim, if you if
Speaker 4: you fly, you're a witch. If you can't, then you're dead.
Speaker 4: But we prove that you weren't a witch. So that's good.
Speaker 3: One way or another, we're going to have our answer.
Speaker 4: Since they could not interact with people.
Speaker 6: They the biggest thing though, was the biggest loophole to that, ever,
Speaker 6: is if you well, burning at the steak makes sense
Speaker 6: because like, if they are a wedge and they don't die,
Speaker 6: you can still like hold them. But if you throw
Speaker 6: them off a cliff and they fly, they could just
Speaker 6: fly away.
Speaker 4: I know it's happened before. Okay's joking, but who knows?
Speaker 4: Who knows? I believe in witchcraft. It could, it could exist.
Speaker 7: There could be There could be a couple of witches
Speaker 7: out there that can legitimately fly on brooms.
Speaker 4: Who knows.
Speaker 7: Man, Look at Bobby Gaga. Okay, Bobby Aga might have
Speaker 7: been a real thing. You probably don't remember that. Do
Speaker 7: you remember that US coming Bobby Aga? Do you remember
Speaker 7: the house with the fucking chicken legs?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I remember chicken funny one.
Speaker 4: Since they could not interact with people in town.
Speaker 7: They obviously like they they were in bread and they
Speaker 7: you know, continued the bloodline and that's I supposed to be.
Speaker 7: Egyptians became really uh deformed after they but this was
Speaker 7: to be so smart. I don't understand why the Egyptians
Speaker 7: didn't you know, they had supposed to be golden cities, but.
Speaker 4: Yet you became.
Speaker 7: You became interbred into the family because they want to
Speaker 7: keep the money with inside the family the resulting children. Uh, billy,
Speaker 7: we have three more paragraphs like very small, We're almost done,
Speaker 7: and your fun fact is coming up in a second.
Speaker 7: He's given me a time on it now.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I've been flipping this the entire time.
Speaker 4: Do you like pointed at you will?
Speaker 3: No, No, I did that every single time. You haven't noticed.
Speaker 6: I've been rubbing the tough of the hand, go rebutting
Speaker 6: every single time I flipped that.
Speaker 4: I gun great.
Speaker 6: I don't know why, because it's so flat and it's
Speaker 6: bothering me. It's like it's like a hand that's just
Speaker 6: like it is so.
Speaker 4: Flat's I got a feeling. Is there a thing for that?
Speaker 4: Is there some people that like touch things things? I
Speaker 4: don't know?
Speaker 3: They will call me that's.
Speaker 4: People like people like feeling things. You ever saying. Get
Speaker 4: him to the Greek.
Speaker 7: He's like really high on that Jeffrey and he's like
Speaker 7: rubbed the furry wall.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, no, he's Jeffy doing that ship.
Speaker 4: I want to try that.
Speaker 7: I love mushrooms, but I would love to try LSD
Speaker 7: and Billy has said he will do a Patriot episode
Speaker 7: where we do a live stream on mushrooms.
Speaker 4: He did agree.
Speaker 3: I remember that he did agree.
Speaker 4: He told me we're doing it. We're doing a gram
Speaker 4: each and that's it.
Speaker 3: I don't recall that conversation.
Speaker 4: Children were deformed?
Speaker 7: Can you cont inter breeding slowly and turn into obviously
Speaker 7: the melon heads? One person claims there's like a non
Speaker 7: spooky explanation behind the melon head story in Michigan.
Speaker 3: That's the non spooky one felt.
Speaker 7: Mansion used to be a seminary, and a Grand Even
Speaker 7: Tribune spoke.
Speaker 3: Of its force a seminary.
Speaker 4: I actually don't know.
Speaker 3: I thought you just mispronounced cemetery.
Speaker 4: Seminary, seminary.
Speaker 6: Let's find out a ceremony. Oh okay, oh, it's a
Speaker 6: Catholic school.
Speaker 7: An environment which saw something originates from.
Speaker 3: A seminary school of I can't read it.
Speaker 4: Theological seminary defend. Yeah, it's a school of educational institution.
Speaker 3: It's a fucking Catholic school essentially.
Speaker 4: Christian minister.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's a school, Okay, So it's.
Speaker 7: A non spooky version of this is that you know
Speaker 7: there the Felt.
Speaker 3: Mansion is a scary Catholic school.
Speaker 7: Yeah, scar Yeah, they're scary. Meet the priests in the
Speaker 7: basement for your daily confession. Felt Mansion was used as
Speaker 7: like a somewhat of a school for religious people essentially,
Speaker 7: like that the you know, religious archetypes and you know,
Speaker 7: teaching the kids to you make sure that you you
Speaker 7: follow the Word of Christ. And so one of its
Speaker 7: former students supposed to be spoke about this. He said
Speaker 7: rumors started because of the unknown The melon Heads were
Speaker 7: actually seminaries at the Saint August Seminary. Seminarians at the
Speaker 7: Saint August Seminary and Felt Mansion. The little kids called
Speaker 7: us that because it was a private school and.
Speaker 4: We were brainy. So it was like they labeled it
Speaker 4: as like the smart kids.
Speaker 3: School, ah, not the dumb kids school.
Speaker 4: So there's like, which is I get it?
Speaker 7: Kind of actually like the public school kids are like
Speaker 7: smoking cigarettes like chewing tobacco and like fucking snorting'bacco and
Speaker 7: all that stuff. You ever store a tobacco fucking what Yeah,
Speaker 7: they do in Italy, Buddy, I knew he brought back.
Speaker 4: He was Italian.
Speaker 7: My cousin was buzzed with his kid and Niagara Falls, and.
Speaker 3: He brought back contain.
Speaker 4: It was like a.
Speaker 7: Contain yeah container right, almost like you're like, oh, but
Speaker 7: it's like lip chap. But the thing is you turned it.
Speaker 7: It was like this little tin container. The lid you
Speaker 7: turned it in a little hole you know would happen
Speaker 7: when you turned it because there is a hole that
Speaker 7: covered and then you know, you just tap it on
Speaker 7: your hand, tap it wherever, and then you go and
Speaker 7: you snorre on a tobacco. I tried it. It just
Speaker 7: fucking burns your thing. But also me and Raz the show,
Speaker 7: like rases on this podcast, far back in the day,
Speaker 7: Raz was super into shamanism, mushroom psychedelics, all that stuff.
Speaker 7: He's very spiritual and so actually, well, Ras is when
Speaker 7: first people I went to the freedom protests with Yeah
Speaker 7: and Ras, we tried, oh I'm not gonna I'm not
Speaker 7: gonna remember it asanga or something like that and it's
Speaker 7: where you shoot tobacco up your nose and it's like natural,
Speaker 7: real tobacco, and he did it and it fucking stings.
Speaker 7: It's almost like the if you see those ancient tries
Speaker 7: when you go and.
Speaker 4: He like they shoot that stuff up with their nose.
Speaker 7: That's usually for hunting because the backo stimulates your brain,
Speaker 7: especially when it's hitting you in raw form, so then
Speaker 7: they would go out hunting. So me and Raz did
Speaker 7: it like I think once or twice before a podcast
Speaker 7: which might come on for Lost Tips episode on the Patreon,
Speaker 7: because it was a weird. Yeah, so you have this
Speaker 7: little thing and go it's like a little tube and
Speaker 7: like it may I would usually that's.
Speaker 4: What even goes through there and then up your nose
Speaker 4: and you have to shoot it up or into your brain.
Speaker 3: That sounds like it's gonna your brain.
Speaker 7: Hurts, but then you like feel like super awake, almost
Speaker 7: like cocaine. But it's it's like that fucking weird. But
Speaker 7: the like Italians literally just to snort it. People fucking
Speaker 7: put in their gums. Those kids like from where I'm
Speaker 7: not where I live now. Burfer is like a small
Speaker 7: towns that moved through a small place.
Speaker 4: They just like dabs.
Speaker 7: Sorry, So I don't get that just ruin our teeth
Speaker 7: even worse than smoking cigarettes.
Speaker 6: Kid, you know what, I think that's all a facade
Speaker 6: because it's still perfect.
Speaker 4: Did you do deep? No? I mean I have smoked.
Speaker 4: For fucking what I'm saying like dip like would ruin
Speaker 4: your worse than smoking.
Speaker 6: I'm just saying, like everyone's like, really it shows.
Speaker 4: Yes, Okay, I forget that I thought you were twenty seven.
Speaker 4: You're still four years younger than me.
Speaker 6: You steal for It's weird. Yeah I used to be
Speaker 6: and then like I was. Actually I've caught up. I'm
Speaker 6: only two years thenger than you.
Speaker 4: Know.
Speaker 7: I just forget how we met when you were sixteen nine.
Speaker 7: Then I was fucking yeah, it's crazy. I wasn't smoking,
Speaker 7: so fucking no.
Speaker 6: The thing is ten years is smoking and my teeth
Speaker 6: are still fucking immaculate.
Speaker 3: Fuck off, big Facty.
Speaker 4: Keeps smoking and let me see you at forty five.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying ten years, I don't have so much
Speaker 3: to sustain.
Speaker 4: You always claim how tall you are, but no one
Speaker 4: happens to tall people. They die quicker.
Speaker 3: I'm not tall. I'm just normal height.
Speaker 4: No, it's not. You're not normal.
Speaker 7: We're not normal on this We're strange, all right, fucking
Speaker 7: this one episode. So, one version of the Michigan legend
Speaker 7: claims that children were used to live in felt mansion.
Speaker 7: Eventually they moved out and took refuge obviously a series
Speaker 7: of tunnels and caverns they ran under the property.
Speaker 4: They never emerged and eventually turned into the melon heads.
Speaker 7: And if you were out in the woods in Michigan, Connecticut,
Speaker 7: or was the other place we said beware of you
Speaker 7: see anyone with a large nog and you better, you
Speaker 7: better get scared or connected, Ohio or Michigan, all the
Speaker 7: places we've talked about, which I'm sure there's melon heads
Speaker 7: all over Canada. According to the nice stage, we look
Speaker 7: like that head flappy heads.
Speaker 6: I just but I can see it. Like if I
Speaker 6: watched me talk, I could see it.
Speaker 4: You look at a normal human being.
Speaker 3: Bro Ha, I got excited.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, so, like I don't know, before we get
Speaker 4: in your fun fact, let's ask the fucker doing that.
Speaker 4: I got one. You're not gonna like it, but I
Speaker 4: got one.
Speaker 7: Okay, what do you think about the melon heads? You
Speaker 7: think they exist? Do you think it's a real thing.
Speaker 7: Do you think it's just you know, a bunch of
Speaker 7: like people that are like caught into the you know,
Speaker 7: in the thing.
Speaker 3: It's finny.
Speaker 4: I blank myself out. But if you watch the video,
Speaker 4: I didn't even say anything.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I was gonna I like, it took me a
Speaker 6: minute to fucking comprehendid because I felt like I just
Speaker 6: got blanked.
Speaker 3: Out of it.
Speaker 6: You thought about it though, when Yeah, I know, I
Speaker 6: know what you meant to fucking say, you idiot?
Speaker 7: Is it just, you know, is it just people that
Speaker 7: you know, have you know, their special needs. I wonder
Speaker 7: if I wonder if like or is it people that
Speaker 7: have deformities?
Speaker 3: You know what I wonder if this is so much?
Speaker 6: Is like back then, like if you're from a small town,
Speaker 6: like so, okay, here's the thing.
Speaker 4: True.
Speaker 3: Back then, the average.
Speaker 6: Person was what like it was a lot smaller than
Speaker 6: it is today, Like we've grown a lot. Yeah, so
Speaker 6: like your average height for like anywhere than I was
Speaker 6: in thirteen hundreds. Not Jesus bro, that's zero that zero
Speaker 6: zero anyways, actually you're negative thirty four.
Speaker 3: But anyways, I honestly.
Speaker 7: I mean some fucking people, you know, I'm not that short.
Speaker 7: I've mean some short dudes lately. I'm like, man, you're short.
Speaker 4: I thought I was short.
Speaker 6: I'm not sure you're fine anyways, but I wonder if
Speaker 6: it was just like, yeah, maybe that one family that
Speaker 6: was big boned. There's like a giant and they had
Speaker 6: big heads, but the rest of them was also huge,
Speaker 6: Like they had big hands and like big shoulders and
Speaker 6: they're just broaden like that's why I'm running among a
Speaker 6: bunch of car among a bunch of fucking like irishmen,
Speaker 6: and you're like, yeah, these guys are big.
Speaker 7: Gune I think he was partly is an urban legend
Speaker 7: who knows that the asylum actually existed. But for a fact,
Speaker 7: we do know that the experiments on people. Who knows
Speaker 7: if it didn't make your cranium large.
Speaker 4: That's fair. You know who who.
Speaker 3: Knows it's time for.
Speaker 4: That day?
Speaker 3: Okay, no one, no one.
Speaker 6: I enjoyed not having to do it, though no one
Speaker 6: sent me one, so I just you know, it's stuff
Speaker 6: top of my head. I fucking learned this like two
Speaker 6: weeks ago, and I thought it was cool. Again, you're
Speaker 6: not gonna enjoy it about sports, but yes, uh, baseball
Speaker 6: is a cy young Award for Best Picture. Uh, they
Speaker 6: give it way every year. The person that's one of
Speaker 6: the most cy Young Awards has never pitched a no hitter,
Speaker 6: and the picture that's pitched the most no hitters has
Speaker 6: never won a say Young Award. I just thought that
Speaker 6: was interesting. It's all politics. I told you you're not
Speaker 6: gonna like it. Some people are gonna find that extremely interesting.
Speaker 6: I forget the names of those two pictures, but I
Speaker 6: just know that's fact.
Speaker 4: Huh.
Speaker 6: So basically, the picture that has done the craziest thing
Speaker 6: has never got acknowledged for it, and the picture that's
Speaker 6: been acknowledged as the best picture ever has never done
Speaker 6: the crazy thing.
Speaker 3: It's just kind of cool.
Speaker 4: Billy, where are you going? Huh? Where are you going? Oh?
Speaker 3: On Monday, Costa Rica.
Speaker 4: It's going to Costa Rica. Yeah, what do you What
Speaker 4: are you doing in Costa Rica? Getting sucked up? Yeah?
Speaker 3: A week off fucking work and relax for a minute.
Speaker 4: Yeah. So we will see Billy back on.
Speaker 7: We have very there's a lot of talks for we're
Speaker 7: gonna I think hopefully the next time that Billy's on,
Speaker 7: it will be me Anton and Billy and we're gonna
Speaker 7: start diving into some really big topics it's gonna happen,
Speaker 7: and also be prepared because me and Anton have already
Speaker 7: had discussions about bringing it Billy in on some serial
Speaker 7: killer episodes that are coming, most likely this summer, and
Speaker 7: me and Anton have both agreed that some of the
Speaker 7: killers will eventually get into will be very entertaining to
Speaker 7: the fans. Considering you go in blind and we both know,
Speaker 7: me and Anton both know what is gonna happen, and
Speaker 7: you have no idea how disgusting and deep some of
Speaker 7: these serial killers really get into the acts of depravity
Speaker 7: that they do do well.
Speaker 6: You can only get so deep. They get deep, and
Speaker 6: then the body like goes back to the beginning.
Speaker 4: Technically, what what you don't even know what you said?
Speaker 3: I do notice it, you didn't catch it.
Speaker 4: The body goes back to the beginning. It becomes a baby.
Speaker 6: No, meaning I can only go so deep before I'm
Speaker 6: out of your mouth.
Speaker 4: Billy's gotta fucking you didn't.
Speaker 3: Even understand it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, most people have longer than twenty five inches between
Speaker 6: their between their genitalily in their mouth.
Speaker 4: Not sure a midget.
Speaker 3: I actually had a guy today.
Speaker 6: This is a quick funny story at a guy today
Speaker 6: and he's like, I always tell people like how much
Speaker 6: inslation they have whatever. It's like, there's an inch level
Speaker 6: and that was like, so you got about eight inches.
Speaker 3: He's like, oh, I know exactly how much that is.
Speaker 6: I fucking laughed and his wife fucking just like rolled
Speaker 6: her eyes went back.
Speaker 3: It's like, this is eight inches I measured. This is
Speaker 3: all he got up there.
Speaker 4: That's actually funny. All right. We appreciate all the fans
Speaker 4: for everybody.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 4: Where to support us is WWS Strange.
Speaker 7: Podcast dot com. Subscribe to the Patreon. We would like
Speaker 7: really appreciate people going out of their way too. It's
Speaker 7: three bucks a month and there's a lot of fun
Speaker 7: content on there.
Speaker 4: We have Strange streams.
Speaker 3: You're not that poor, You're fine.
Speaker 7: We have strange streams. Uh, there's the commentary coming the
Speaker 7: we meet. Billy recorded this. Before this, me and Anton
Speaker 7: recorded the first Unreal review.
Speaker 4: Uh. So I'll be coming out.
Speaker 7: We'll probably for the fans listening on all the podcast
Speaker 7: platforms and YouTube. It will come out as a little
Speaker 7: clip so people can kind of see what we're all about.
Speaker 7: And then once Billy decides to fork up the fucking
Speaker 7: dollars to get a laptop that's not refurbished, and shit, uh,
Speaker 7: he will be coming on Patreon episodes because I'm.
Speaker 6: Specifically saying, so I've become cheap because we have all.
Speaker 7: We've talked about is doing and I was listening to it.
Speaker 7: That's what I said at the beginning of this, says,
Speaker 7: let's do a very old episode like driving home from
Speaker 7: work last.
Speaker 4: Like a week or two just looking at it, listening to
Speaker 4: the old stuff.
Speaker 7: It's been like three years since we like kind of
Speaker 7: just started getting off of this podcast and the blasting
Speaker 7: off into the the ethers of the the.
Speaker 3: The right now.
Speaker 4: Son, But you know, we.
Speaker 7: Talked about doing these rant episodes and we call them
Speaker 7: Stranger Danger now on the Patreon.
Speaker 4: But we've talked about doing these rant episodes.
Speaker 7: Me and Anton will have one coming out fairly soon,
Speaker 7: and me and Billy need to do one. It's got
Speaker 7: to be one where we're even it's easier for you
Speaker 7: maybe not to come out, or you can be at
Speaker 7: home and you can just drink you have, you can
Speaker 7: just your beds right there if you want to sleep,
Speaker 7: and then you drink it.
Speaker 3: I sleeped hanging upside down like a vampire.
Speaker 7: I could see that. I could definitely see that he
Speaker 7: has the foot strength where he just like.
Speaker 4: I'm just it's just my toes.
Speaker 6: It's not even I was thinking, like my fucking knees,
Speaker 6: but like, yeah, just my toes clinch me.
Speaker 7: Uh so you know you know where to follow supports
Speaker 7: a lot. There is a lot of stuff coming on
Speaker 7: the Patreon. It's gonna be a lot of fun. There
Speaker 7: will eventually be a lot of that, like I said,
Speaker 7: uh to Anton and stuff like that when we're talking
Speaker 7: about the Unreal review and eventually, like all the specials
Speaker 7: are slowly gonna go on the Patreon. So if you
Speaker 7: never caught the specials and stuff like that, they're gonna
Speaker 7: be on the Patreons forever.
Speaker 4: So cool.
Speaker 3: Use fart?
Speaker 4: No, I just did. Oh.
Speaker 6: I was like, I wish it's rare.
Speaker 4: I enjoy it.
Speaker 3: A good fart is like depression enduring.
Speaker 4: That I enjoyed.
Speaker 6: So I guess it's gonna be a glorious, azorious moment
Speaker 6: for me. When I went course is a big horse
Speaker 6: and I did not take my medicine, I said, no,
Speaker 6: I don't.
Speaker 4: Want to really luck this girl. She is the nice
Speaker 4: for China.
Speaker 2: I'm the crazy ter just didn't hear she had something
Speaker 2: in her man w lapus driving right on tender must
Speaker 2: have been the leaner.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, I'm a take at least minus.
Speaker 3: Bigger go inside a venture puncture her.
Speaker 2: Liver, and I can hear now facing round the house,
Speaker 2: standing up her phone.
Speaker 4: Saying Dad, I want to come home. Forgive me. It's
Speaker 4: really and I think he might have gone crazy.
Speaker 2: He just keeps screaming at me, calling me lady, what
Speaker 2: the fuck is wrong with him?
Speaker 6: He's been humping the couch like thirty minutes out, saying
Speaker 6: get the punk out my loan time.
Speaker 4: But he's not in his my mind.
Speaker 2: Well, this drawers down and did a reach around all
Speaker 2: on himself and shay ol motherfucker asserts shop a bottles
Speaker 2: with the cat first place, don't square because if you
Speaker 2: squeeze it, it's gonna be a lot of.
Speaker 4: Panting boom beans. It's none of a mean us.
Speaker 3: Well, that's one way to clean it. Another way would
Speaker 3: be to use.
Speaker 6: Dumb got the barn soap, give you a body roun.
Speaker 6: Why don't we both just sit down on the couch
Speaker 6: and we can go one out. I'm like, huh, all out,
Speaker 6: open the door.
Speaker 4: This is Jory's father. I know you're right in there,
Speaker 4: Billy getting.
Speaker 3: Hold he with my daughter.
Speaker 6: Don't ignore me?
Speaker 4: Are can the door? Run the hinges? You're me kissing
Speaker 4: the four redsco is my witness. You'll be pissing blood
Speaker 4: home as he's riding for my car, looking the car
Speaker 4: green shall.
Speaker 5: I'll never be between my Donty's Last Way and your
Speaker 5: dick is dog meeting.
Speaker 4: You'll be wishing on I was coming.
Speaker 2: Maskandie your buddy will be found.
Speaker 4: No blood on my laundry get away like coach and
Speaker 4: a glad won't fit on me. And you're probably hiding
Speaker 4: in the closet like Kelly. Think on the right way.
Speaker 4: He shout to start Ye your shitty little fucks like
Speaker 4: a path. She just waiting to you. You am I
Speaker 4: rangle bus? Did you just shoot me? Now? My pants
Speaker 4: and full of dirty man?
Speaker 1: Fuck?
Speaker 6: You're ruddy.
Speaker 2: I'm spending a ploy looking down Loogi loking consciousness.
Speaker 4: I was only king and your daughter sky? Is that
Speaker 4: what tunderstand? Is this killing glan no way knowing. I
Speaker 4: don't know where I'm going, but if I'm waiting on
Speaker 4: this kind of sass and the end.
Speaker 6: Of my story.
Speaker 5: But you know it.
Speaker 4: You know what mom was. They hurry tack