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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the call top cryptis strange of counters of

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<v Speaker 1>frogs and lizards, dumb my nick children, DoD.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, Bigfoot, Mockman and all their victims, Murray pictures captured

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<v Speaker 2>by shot witness, ufloes breaking laws.

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<v Speaker 3>Of physics, Pictures of.

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<v Speaker 4>Aliens carving the high rogue lyphics. This is a bizarre

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<v Speaker 4>world that we live in.

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<v Speaker 2>So sit back, relax, laugh.

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<v Speaker 5>And listen because we're here to talk about some cryptics.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Todd Thompson Casinos New Raptilian from Strange Group Podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're here I called the Conspiracy to talk about

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<v Speaker 1>some bizarre and strange things. So strap in for this

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<v Speaker 1>wild and hilarious rye. Now to the show, everybody.

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<v Speaker 3>The curtains are open.

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<v Speaker 4>We're chucking tickets at the door.

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<v Speaker 5>It's about to get strange, everybody.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you call it? Chinese man that always has

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<v Speaker 3>the perfect.

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<v Speaker 4>Amount of change?

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<v Speaker 3>What if you get entired lately? But exactly.

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<v Speaker 4>What? I don't get it?

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<v Speaker 6>What do you because he's exact in his name, because

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<v Speaker 6>it's Chinese, exactly that one. It's pretty bad getting tired lately.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm laughing when I'm reading them, and I'm like.

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<v Speaker 7>That's funny. All right, welcome to the show. This is

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<v Speaker 7>what do you think it is? It's your favorite podcasts.

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<v Speaker 6>Strange podcast That is the most fucking app cut.

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<v Speaker 3>Thing I know.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, so we got a bunch of different drinks. I'm

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<v Speaker 7>just start with this. It looks girly as ship for

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<v Speaker 7>everybody watching. Uh, because, like I said, when Billy's coming on,

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<v Speaker 7>because we have the studio, we're gonna utilize it. So

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<v Speaker 7>we're gonna start doing like doing episodes for more, like

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<v Speaker 7>for YouTube and Patreon stuff too like that where we're

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<v Speaker 7>filming them. Welcome, Welcome to the show, everybody. Welcome, everybody

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<v Speaker 7>out on the YouTube. This, oh, it smells like coffee. Whatever,

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<v Speaker 7>what's gonna happen if, like.

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<v Speaker 4>I get sober, I don't drink anymore, this show is

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<v Speaker 4>gonna get really boring. Yeah, probably, I'm just joking here.

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<v Speaker 7>Anton have done a couple episodes where we are sober.

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<v Speaker 7>But Anton smokes a lot of weeds, so and so

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<v Speaker 7>do I.

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<v Speaker 3>So you're not sober.

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<v Speaker 4>This actually smells like it smells like coffee. Smell it.

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<v Speaker 6>I want you to look at that and just envision

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<v Speaker 6>like that's nothing more than chunky milk.

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<v Speaker 4>Why would I think about that. Is it weird? I

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<v Speaker 4>don't even try it yet. It's weird. It's actually kind

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<v Speaker 4>of fucking good.

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<v Speaker 3>Now.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know about drinking like two or three of

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<v Speaker 6>those one even one, I'm like maybe halfway through I'd

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<v Speaker 6>be done with that.

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<v Speaker 4>It's an espresso martini.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a lot of.

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<v Speaker 4>It's weird.

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<v Speaker 7>I want to get something to perk me up. So

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<v Speaker 7>I got a bunch of different drinks and.

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<v Speaker 3>Want to perk up. You just drink more.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I guess you're right faster and I am as

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<v Speaker 4>you know I am you know.

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<v Speaker 7>If you don't know, I am Tom kat aka Tom Thompson,

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<v Speaker 7>the Reptilian, the Raptilian. I'm not the reptili I don't

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<v Speaker 7>want to be that. I don't want to fucking eat

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<v Speaker 7>kids and drink their blood and adrenochrome.

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<v Speaker 4>All right? And who do we else? Do we have?

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<v Speaker 3>You said you have an intro for me, So I'm here.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, Billy, I'm having a party. I want to come.

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<v Speaker 6>It sounds like that that's a fucking pre recording for like,

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<v Speaker 6>can you ever get those?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh?

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<v Speaker 6>I guess yeah, you're probably not on snapchat too much,

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<v Speaker 6>but snapchats starting to get overflooed with like fake body

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<v Speaker 6>accounts and ship care for my nudes and like random

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<v Speaker 6>people ID you?

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<v Speaker 3>But random people add me all the time, so I

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<v Speaker 3>always end up.

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<v Speaker 6>Accepting them and then and then I get the messages

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<v Speaker 6>and then it's like, yeah, that's what that's what this is.

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<v Speaker 4>Billy, I'm having a party. I want to come.

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<v Speaker 6>No, it sounds country singer. Yes, yeah, I thought. I

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<v Speaker 6>thought that's sounded familiar Twain.

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<v Speaker 7>And if she's talking to Billy Gorgan or Cordon or

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<v Speaker 7>whatever the fuck that guy's name is.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, we we like.

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<v Speaker 7>It came up when we and ChEls were listening to

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<v Speaker 7>music and we will both laughed like hey, Billy, and

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<v Speaker 7>then he says no in the song, He's like, uh no.

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<v Speaker 3>No, your party, Your party sounds criss.

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<v Speaker 4>So we got a bunch of different drinks going.

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<v Speaker 7>As I said, you can tune into the YouTube if

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<v Speaker 7>you want to watch us. If not, we're coming in

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<v Speaker 7>your ear holes. That's what we do. We're gonna fucking ejecate.

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<v Speaker 3>Like is that a salt?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 3>I think it is. No, I think that's a song.

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<v Speaker 7>And you know, for like you know, I you know,

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<v Speaker 7>we might swear a little bit on episodes, but you know,

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<v Speaker 7>not not that often.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm actually super curious now if you're like if you're

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<v Speaker 6>having sex with somebody and like come on their face

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<v Speaker 6>but they didn't want it, Like, is that technically a sault?

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<v Speaker 4>But it's not like that is technically okay? They never

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<v Speaker 4>having sex.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, we're having we're having sex already, everything's fine. And

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<v Speaker 6>then like you just never had a conversation about where

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<v Speaker 6>to come and you just decided on the face.

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<v Speaker 7>I feel like that's it's if you're consenting to have

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<v Speaker 7>sex and the guy just explodes on your face or a.

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<v Speaker 4>Girl or what.

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<v Speaker 7>I guess it has to be a guy if it's coming,

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<v Speaker 7>I guess you could squirre it.

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<v Speaker 3>Got it?

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<v Speaker 7>We gotta be and uh, what's that inclusive? We have

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<v Speaker 7>to make sure we include everybody.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, like fucking projectile coming for girls but not squired out.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and then screw.

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<v Speaker 7>I think that if you're in that moment and you're

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<v Speaker 7>consenting to the sex, then the guy has the choice

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<v Speaker 7>where he can come.

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<v Speaker 6>Wow, that's not gonna get some like nobody's going to

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<v Speaker 6>enjoy that.

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<v Speaker 4>Right in the eyeball.

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<v Speaker 7>I want you to like just take the girl's eyeballs

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<v Speaker 7>and gape them open like this and then just fucking

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<v Speaker 7>rate in the steel bad man.

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<v Speaker 3>Like during the time you're like yeah, like you do it,

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<v Speaker 3>You're like, I am so.

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<v Speaker 4>Sorryer beat red Ship.

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<v Speaker 3>Like everything you do you're amazing. You need.

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<v Speaker 4>So Yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>I got my for all the fans out there, you

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<v Speaker 7>know where to buy the merge w w STR podcast

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<v Speaker 7>dot com. I got my, uh my brand new beer mug.

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<v Speaker 7>It's fucking awesome. I'm gonna get a bunch of these.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm gonna get every design. It is a pretty it's

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<v Speaker 7>just a it's.

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<v Speaker 4>A glass, but they sell it as a beer beer glass.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a half spot. It's good. It's good. Ship. There

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<v Speaker 4>you go, o fat. That's a weird drink, but I like,

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<v Speaker 4>I do like it.

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<v Speaker 7>So if you're not from Michigan, Ohio, or Connecticut, we're not.

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<v Speaker 4>We're a Canadian.

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<v Speaker 7>Uh you may not have heard of the melon heads

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<v Speaker 7>in the Urban Legend. And as we said when we

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<v Speaker 7>when we and Bill were deciding to get into the episode,

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<v Speaker 7>it's a Lost Tapes episode now that I think is

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<v Speaker 7>on the Patreon. I think it's one of the strange

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<v Speaker 7>Moss episode that bet we just slightly talked about it

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<v Speaker 7>when we did the Strange Moss episode where we talked

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<v Speaker 7>about a bunch.

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<v Speaker 4>Of different monsters. I think when me, you and.

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<v Speaker 7>Justin did like our third episode altogether and now it's

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<v Speaker 7>I'm pretty sure there's the same one that's on the

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<v Speaker 7>Patreon now you can go check out. It's a lost

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<v Speaker 7>Tapes episode were we get in a bunch of different monsters.

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<v Speaker 7>And this is at the beginning of the podcast, where

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<v Speaker 7>we would drink a twenty six er between two or

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<v Speaker 7>three of us. It was fun, but yes, we definitely

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<v Speaker 7>got two loaded. I was listening back to certain episodes

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<v Speaker 7>to see what, if anything, I need to cut. There's

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<v Speaker 7>any episodes maybe I need to fix up, and I

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<v Speaker 7>was some of them are fairly funny. But at the beginning, yes,

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<v Speaker 7>we didn't realize we need to let each each other talk.

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<v Speaker 7>If you may not have heard of the melon Heads

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<v Speaker 7>urban legend. Each state has several versions of the tale,

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<v Speaker 7>but they all center around one thing. Mysterious humanoids with

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<v Speaker 7>large bulbous heads like like a.

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<v Speaker 4>Football, not like that like picture, like like a flower. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 4>you're the guy for that stupid movie.

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<v Speaker 7>Will Fair when he plays that animation character Mega Man memory,

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<v Speaker 7>he's the blue guy.

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<v Speaker 4>He's like the villain.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what Mega man is.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh Mega Man's the the Yeah, the blue guy that

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<v Speaker 4>There's a whole video game series on Oh Mega Man,

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<v Speaker 4>what's the guy? Uh?

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<v Speaker 7>What's that movie with Will Ferrow when he's got the

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<v Speaker 7>big fucking head? I got look it up now, Mega mind,

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<v Speaker 7>that's what it is.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh Mega mind. Yeah, I know what you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah that okay?

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<v Speaker 4>Why do he?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh? Why?

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<v Speaker 4>No? Will this fucking bring this a link?

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<v Speaker 3>Fucking can they not see your screen right now?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 7>Unless I share my screen here, we'll bring it up

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<v Speaker 7>for so not maybe blue.

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<v Speaker 4>I do not think that they are blue.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh why don't you think that?

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<v Speaker 4>Because I'm blue?

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<v Speaker 7>W G W die If I was green, I would

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<v Speaker 7>die off the guy?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, fuck it whatever. You know that it's a movie

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<v Speaker 4>Megan where Yeah, it's almost like that. They have these

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<v Speaker 4>big craniums.

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<v Speaker 3>A big old brain in there. Fat.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know about a brain. It's got a fat brain.

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<v Speaker 4>Just because you have a big head does not mean

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<v Speaker 6>The only thing harder than me is my brain means

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<v Speaker 6>your stupid.

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<v Speaker 7>Sometimes they result they maybe they're a result of inbreeding,

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<v Speaker 7>so Arkansas.

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<v Speaker 4>I finally, I think it's time to let it go.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a good two year run.

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<v Speaker 4>Man.

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<v Speaker 6>Every time I think of it, I need I need

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<v Speaker 6>to find I need to find a new I need

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<v Speaker 6>to find a new place.

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<v Speaker 3>Get someone else.

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<v Speaker 4>I I'll never forget that one guy though, the fucking

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<v Speaker 4>yeah they got like you guys talk until you made

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<v Speaker 4>fun of the Confederate flag specifically, is what he It's heritage,

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<v Speaker 4>not hate.

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<v Speaker 3>That's my favorite fucking sentence.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh it's like, too.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's kind of both.

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<v Speaker 7>Now so sometimes obviously, maybe it's they're an experiment that

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<v Speaker 7>has gone wrong. They live in ice, the isolation in

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<v Speaker 7>It does remind me. You ever seen the remake of

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<v Speaker 4>You never seen that movie? So fucking good.

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<v Speaker 4>Horror movies made me laugh all the time. They're fucking hilarious.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, like like some really really bad ones like paranormal

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<v Speaker 4>I told you about that, what'd you do? I didn't

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<v Speaker 6>I just laughed a bunch of times, and they the

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<v Speaker 6>but I kept going.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, wow.

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<v Speaker 7>the legends, from the melon heads uh in the Felt

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<v Speaker 7>Mansion to the melon heads in Autia or Audawa in

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<v Speaker 7>Ohio and Connecticut. There are first hand accounts, tales that

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<v Speaker 7>have been passed down from generation to generation and somewhat

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<v Speaker 7>rational explanations. If these are true, by any these are true,

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<v Speaker 7>it could be possible.

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<v Speaker 4>There could be what do you mean, rational explanations? What

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<v Speaker 4>these children could be with these melon heads? With these.

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<v Speaker 7>We're gonna we're gonna start talking about the melon heads,

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<v Speaker 7>where they come from?

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<v Speaker 4>What there about? Are they really a product of incests?

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<v Speaker 4>And as I was saying, probably there is on If

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<v Speaker 4>you fans will know this if you've ever seen the remake,

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<v Speaker 7>But West Craven did help actually the remake. But the

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<v Speaker 7>Hills have eyes. There's one character and he's like in

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<v Speaker 4>So big, because he's got like I think he's called

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<v Speaker 4>encephalitis or something like that. And it's where like your

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<v Speaker 4>head balloons. Your head gets water in it, so what

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<v Speaker 4>balloons and you become a scary, augmented looking creature. Terrifying,

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<v Speaker 4>especially when they steal your car.

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<v Speaker 7>There is an abandoned building near Felt Mansion in Holland, Michigan.

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<v Speaker 7>The government insists that was part of the Dunes Correctional Facility,

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<v Speaker 7>a low security prison that was shut down. Some locals, however,

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<v Speaker 7>an insane asylum.

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<v Speaker 6>So yes, it's like, you know, crazy crazy people, you

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<v Speaker 4>So crazy, that's fucking strange. So the Algan.

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<v Speaker 7>Country historical side, he has claimed that the asylum never

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<v Speaker 7>existed and he's just part of local lore.

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<v Speaker 4>But maybe it did exist.

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<v Speaker 3>It's quick bulldoze away from not existing.

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<v Speaker 4>I guess you don't know, she don't know. Yeah, Look

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<v Speaker 4>with the residential schools, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, we're not We're not starting that.

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<v Speaker 6>What any conversation that has any anything to do with

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<v Speaker 6>anybody else not being happy about and your lovely take

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<v Speaker 6>on those outcomes.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I hear.

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<v Speaker 7>I've said at the beginning of the podcast we will

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<v Speaker 7>cover and I've had a fan actually send me some

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<v Speaker 7>stuff about it too. Is I would like to cover

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<v Speaker 7>the residential schools and.

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<v Speaker 3>As I because there's a lot.

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<v Speaker 7>As I've said before, it's not going to always be

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<v Speaker 7>Sunshine and Ramirez and stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>It's gonna be.

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<v Speaker 7>Sunshine, it's gonna be very dark, disturbing cases that you know,

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<v Speaker 7>sometimes it's you know, tough for people to talk about,

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<v Speaker 7>but I think it is worth talking about to bring

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<v Speaker 7>some light to it, as we did on the Highway

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<v Speaker 7>of Tears, which is a very sad episode, but sometimes

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<v Speaker 7>you got to talk about the people that get left

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<v Speaker 7>behind and the things that have happened in our past.

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<v Speaker 3>I just didn't like the watts and mergers.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I bothered me. I didn't like that. You don't

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<v Speaker 4>like when when me and answer to the bear Brook

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<v Speaker 4>murder episode. Lots of dead children and barrels and stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>It's good times, good times.

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<v Speaker 3>Barrels are nice though. Barrels are a fun topic. I

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<v Speaker 3>like barrels.

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<v Speaker 4>What do you like about barrels?

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<v Speaker 3>Billy barrels are cylinder.

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<v Speaker 4>We're gonna call it billion.

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<v Speaker 3>Barrels can be made out of lots of different barrels.

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<v Speaker 3>Billy Billy's barrels.

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<v Speaker 6>It's just fucking a fifteen minute segment every fucking episode.

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<v Speaker 4>And this one's made out of oak.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what?

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<v Speaker 4>You can keeping barrels though.

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<v Speaker 6>Just about anything, really whiskey, that's fair. Oh yeah, those

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<v Speaker 6>are good barrels. Barrels can be good.

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<v Speaker 7>So one version of the legend goes like this, some

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<v Speaker 7>children hydrocephalitis, that's what it is, a condition that causes

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<v Speaker 7>the brain to swell with excess cerebral spinal fluid.

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<v Speaker 4>Nice, and their heads appear to enlarge.

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<v Speaker 6>My only question to that one is how did they

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<v Speaker 6>have like a meeting for them?

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<v Speaker 3>Like they said there was a bunch.

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<v Speaker 6>Of them, So how many kids got this fucking disease

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<v Speaker 6>and they happen to hang out together?

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<v Speaker 4>They locked him away in asylum.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, but like how did how far were you collecting

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<v Speaker 6>all these children with this fucking disease and bringing them there?

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<v Speaker 6>You have one of them big heads, I got them

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<v Speaker 6>for you get them a horse eat.

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<v Speaker 4>And there's probably a specific spot like this is where

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<v Speaker 4>we bring all the big head kids and they it's

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<v Speaker 4>a specific islum for just big headed children. You know.

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<v Speaker 4>Fucking hey, Arnold had to be forced to be locked

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<v Speaker 4>in there.

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<v Speaker 7>But this is not a time too obviously, when this

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<v Speaker 7>would toss them in the satin asylums and drug them

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<v Speaker 7>up and just have.

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<v Speaker 4>Them sounds fun. They would just be they would be loopy,

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<v Speaker 4>There would be nothing up there because all the drugs

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<v Speaker 4>and the amount of stuff they were on. It would

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<v Speaker 4>just and even you know, at.

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<v Speaker 3>Times, oh sorry, do we not still do that?

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<v Speaker 4>We still do it too.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so we do that pretty fucking similar.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, pharmaceutical drug companies pushing out drugs for anxiety and depressure.

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<v Speaker 4>We're all you got to do is change lifestyles, bro.

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<v Speaker 6>Not even just that, just the fucking you go into

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<v Speaker 6>the mental health ward in any hospital.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, they're terrifying.

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<v Speaker 4>I agree. I would not like the amount of.

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<v Speaker 6>Like they'll lock you in rooms for like two days

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<v Speaker 6>at a time, pissing on floors because they won't let

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<v Speaker 6>you go to the washroom.

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<v Speaker 7>Like well, yeah, that's what Aaron was saying from for

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<v Speaker 7>Class Horror. He was saying that, like he had a buddy,

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<v Speaker 7>the schizophrenic and they he was in one of those,

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<v Speaker 7>like one of those mental health facilities, and he said,

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<v Speaker 7>it's like a horror movie.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's bad.

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<v Speaker 6>Like they're not good, and like the outside is like

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<v Speaker 6>all princess and rainbows and then they're like you can't

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<v Speaker 6>go in there, and it's like, wonder why, because you're

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<v Speaker 6>fucking princess and rainbows.

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<v Speaker 4>I said, princess and rainbows. It's like that's the weirdest recon.

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<v Speaker 3>Princess and rainbows.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, so yeah, Well they have hydrocephalite cephalitis, a condition

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<v Speaker 7>obviously when their brains swell.

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<v Speaker 4>That's that's the idea of where this comes from, you know.

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<v Speaker 7>And they lived at the Junction Insane Asylum that was

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<v Speaker 7>in Michigan. They were mentally and physically affected as a

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<v Speaker 7>result of their condition and because of these experiments performed

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<v Speaker 7>on them by staff.

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<v Speaker 4>So supposedly they're just an asylum. And they have these

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<v Speaker 4>overgrown melons, these heads, these craniums.

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<v Speaker 3>The big boobs. I'm overgrown melons. You got to go

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<v Speaker 3>into an asylum, that'd be nice. All the big boo people.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't be wearing shirts in here. We don't know

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<v Speaker 3>what these are.

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<v Speaker 7>I have to mention all the rape that's happening in asylums,

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<v Speaker 7>Like it was pretty bad. I know why I'm doing

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<v Speaker 7>that a smile, But there was a lot of cases

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<v Speaker 7>where like you'd have the staff members raping the women

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<v Speaker 7>that would come in there, like especially back in the day,

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<v Speaker 7>and I was gonna say, like.

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<v Speaker 4>They would just lock up women. It would just be like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>like you don't want to do your dishes today, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>taking you to the asylum.

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<v Speaker 3>But she's crazy, she's lost her mind.

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<v Speaker 7>But that is a thing like there there that was

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<v Speaker 7>a thing back in the day that like they just

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<v Speaker 7>they called the said every woman had mass hysteria, like

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<v Speaker 7>they're hysterical, and they would put them insane asylums.

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<v Speaker 3>It sounds like they had something, they're they're onto something.

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<v Speaker 7>Back then, yeah, I know we should start doing that again.

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<v Speaker 7>You do your dishes today, I'm taking you down to

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<v Speaker 7>Brownsville fucking Insane Asylum. Fuck uh, this dishwasher is broken.

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<v Speaker 7>Family guy, so supposed to be the staff were performing

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<v Speaker 7>experiments on these on these kids or these people at

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<v Speaker 7>the asylum, and that's maybe why their heads did get

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<v Speaker 7>overgrown by hydrocephialites. They're just maybe injecting with stuff who knows,

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<v Speaker 7>giving him things. You know, they did, you know, fucking

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<v Speaker 7>shock therapy. It didn't work. There's like, let me say,

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<v Speaker 7>if I can shock your brain with electric waves and

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<v Speaker 7>just let's just see what happens.

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<v Speaker 6>They still do do shock therapy still, So yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 6>still a thing much more like personalized though. I've heard

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<v Speaker 6>of a couple of stories like that. We've come in

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<v Speaker 6>a long way before. It was probably just like a

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<v Speaker 6>fucking EMT machine on your fucking side of your head

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<v Speaker 6>where it's like clear, I wonder if what's gonna happen.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, really, good luck to the asylum. Somebody thought he

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<v Speaker 4>was a great alien.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'll check that out for next time, though.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm pretty sure a shock therapy sele real thing like

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<v Speaker 6>I don't think so not like it was though, and

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<v Speaker 6>now it's like fucking individual like little like jolts to

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<v Speaker 6>like specific parts of your brain.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh the stimulation. Yeah yeah, yeah, I could see that.

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<v Speaker 4>That can that can make sense.

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<v Speaker 7>Some say they became feral and could no longer be

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<v Speaker 4>And release into the woods surrounding the facility. How was

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<v Speaker 4>your security, I know, imagine going camping. I'm going camping.

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<v Speaker 4>It's one of the kids. What do you think they're weird?

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<v Speaker 4>Are they in like straight jack naked? Probably they're feral.

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<v Speaker 4>So if they are feral, you're I don't think you're wrong.

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<v Speaker 4>Just picture.

435
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<v Speaker 6>Right after picturing and then you need to I'm just

436
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<v Speaker 6>fucking picturing, do it.

437
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<v Speaker 3>You didn't time it right.

438
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<v Speaker 4>Well, we've we've we've came a long way from some

439
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<v Speaker 4>of the things we used to say on this podcast.

440
00:21:04.440 --> 00:21:08.839
<v Speaker 4>So I've been called an ableist. I love everybody. Everybody,

441
00:21:08.920 --> 00:21:12.880
<v Speaker 4>love everybody. So this was gonna be a tough called. Yeah,

442
00:21:12.880 --> 00:21:14.440
<v Speaker 4>it's called laughing. It's called having a sense.

443
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<v Speaker 6>Of human And if you don't find that funny, you're

444
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<v Speaker 6>fucking stupid.

445
00:21:19.200 --> 00:21:21.720
<v Speaker 4>You're a fucking idiot. You don't deserve to live. You

446
00:21:21.720 --> 00:21:23.920
<v Speaker 4>should be locked in an asylum.

447
00:21:24.400 --> 00:21:26.839
<v Speaker 3>Your parents loved you, didn't they well, ours didn't.

448
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<v Speaker 6>So now I think things are funny.

449
00:21:30.200 --> 00:21:33.480
<v Speaker 4>Billy was abused in a sane asylum when he was

450
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<v Speaker 4>a child. They locked him in there, stupid, so which

451
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<v Speaker 4>is like, so they had to like just literally like

452
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<v Speaker 4>went out of the woods and you're going camping and

453
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<v Speaker 4>there this is give this story say is true. It's

454
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<v Speaker 4>like care for that thing is factory whatever. You know.

455
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<v Speaker 7>They are feral, so they don't give a fuck about clothing.

456
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<v Speaker 7>They rip off their fucking clothing.

457
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<v Speaker 4>And then you see a bunch of bushes kids or

458
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<v Speaker 4>the it says, it says the melon like.

459
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<v Speaker 7>It says that they're in a sylum so they could

460
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<v Speaker 7>technically be just uh, they could be adults. They could

461
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<v Speaker 7>be I hope, so you know.

462
00:22:09.680 --> 00:22:11.720
<v Speaker 4>And then you see like them running at you and

463
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<v Speaker 4>you just hear like, fop.

464
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<v Speaker 3>No, they got way too much hair. That shits secure.

465
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<v Speaker 4>Massive bush.

466
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<v Speaker 3>It's the bushes of the knife.

467
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<v Speaker 7>So they're supposed to be escape from this facility, and

468
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<v Speaker 7>the story goes that they will continue to live in

469
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<v Speaker 7>the woods, where they become even more wild and mutated

470
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<v Speaker 7>into melon heads.

471
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<v Speaker 4>I start fucking like cougars, and Ship, I guess cougar.

472
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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, dressed up like a fucking cougar. And then someone

473
00:22:41.400 --> 00:22:43.240
<v Speaker 7>dressed up like a bear, and then you guys have fun.

474
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<v Speaker 4>Came from fun fact that the melon heads invented it.

475
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<v Speaker 7>I feel like you have to wear like a big matt,

476
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<v Speaker 7>Like if you have to go out in public and

477
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<v Speaker 7>in something, I think you have to wear like a

478
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<v Speaker 7>I don't know what you what would you wear to

479
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<v Speaker 7>cover up a melon head?

480
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<v Speaker 4>A giant wig afro wig.

481
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<v Speaker 6>Like are a very very small baseball cat and he

482
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<v Speaker 6>can be like, I'm arnold.

483
00:23:08.000 --> 00:23:09.799
<v Speaker 3>You just have to dress up like something that already

484
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<v Speaker 3>has a big head.

485
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<v Speaker 7>Imagine that was that movie and it has that movie.

486
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<v Speaker 4>God, someone's gonna carry for super descriptive. Uh no, this

487
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<v Speaker 4>movie and.

488
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<v Speaker 7>The guy has like the Elephant Man or something. I

489
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<v Speaker 7>think it might be the Elephant Man and they redid

490
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<v Speaker 7>it in a different form and the guy has a

491
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<v Speaker 7>huge looking weird face.

492
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<v Speaker 4>And oh god, I can remember the family.

493
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<v Speaker 7>Guy made fun of it, Yeah you remember, and his

494
00:23:33.400 --> 00:23:35.519
<v Speaker 7>like eyes up here and he's fucking like he takes

495
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<v Speaker 7>a girl for a picnic, and Ship, I forget it.

496
00:23:38.400 --> 00:23:39.559
<v Speaker 4>I remind you of something like that.

497
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<v Speaker 3>It could be elephant Man.

498
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<v Speaker 4>Elephant Man is a horrible looking man that you know

499
00:23:44.440 --> 00:23:47.440
<v Speaker 4>finds love with a woman. You know, same with the

500
00:23:47.440 --> 00:23:50.960
<v Speaker 4>phantom fucking Forest Gump.

501
00:23:51.440 --> 00:23:53.960
<v Speaker 3>His gum is a horrible looking man and find love.

502
00:23:54.039 --> 00:23:56.559
<v Speaker 4>There's people out there that are be like I love

503
00:23:56.640 --> 00:23:58.559
<v Speaker 4>Tom Cruise. I even thought he was sexy as his

504
00:23:58.599 --> 00:23:59.599
<v Speaker 4>fucking Forrest Gump.

505
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<v Speaker 3>I know beforet Gum is not supposed to be sexy.

506
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<v Speaker 6>I want to I know, I know it played for

507
00:24:05.119 --> 00:24:07.359
<v Speaker 6>the movies, but if you read Forrest Gum, clear is

508
00:24:07.400 --> 00:24:09.200
<v Speaker 6>that he's supposed to be not attractive.

509
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<v Speaker 7>Is there anyone out there that would fuck Forrest Gum?

510
00:24:11.960 --> 00:24:13.640
<v Speaker 7>Can you please send us an email?

511
00:24:13.759 --> 00:24:17.480
<v Speaker 6>Or the real Forrest Gump, not Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks,

512
00:24:17.599 --> 00:24:19.240
<v Speaker 6>Tom Hanks the pedophile.

513
00:24:19.480 --> 00:24:20.160
<v Speaker 4>Yeah you can.

514
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<v Speaker 7>I know I'm saying, like Tom Cruise as Forrest Gump,

515
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<v Speaker 7>but that's him, his character. He's a real person. Is

516
00:24:26.440 --> 00:24:28.160
<v Speaker 7>anyone out there would fuck Forrest Gump?

517
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<v Speaker 4>Let us know?

518
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<v Speaker 7>Go on the Instagram Stranger podcast or email me podcast, Janna.

519
00:24:35.000 --> 00:24:36.160
<v Speaker 4>He's like man, he was.

520
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<v Speaker 7>He's obviously had the the dart strength because like he

521
00:24:41.960 --> 00:24:45.039
<v Speaker 7>carried all those people through the fucking woods, like when

522
00:24:45.039 --> 00:24:47.720
<v Speaker 7>he's in the war, he like goes back for everybody

523
00:24:48.519 --> 00:24:51.039
<v Speaker 7>he didn't in the ass. You know what he was doing,

524
00:24:51.319 --> 00:24:55.480
<v Speaker 7>and we're in we'd us your travel guide to America's

525
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<v Speaker 7>local legends and best kept secrets. A man named Tony

526
00:24:58.839 --> 00:25:03.119
<v Speaker 7>recounts his encounter sure with a melon head in Chardon, Ohio.

527
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<v Speaker 7>Tony was driving with his family down Chilli Cowath Roads.

528
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<v Speaker 7>I'm gonna pronounce it. When they came came to a

529
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<v Speaker 7>section of a road with fields on both sides. There

530
00:25:14.359 --> 00:25:16.839
<v Speaker 7>was an irrigation where it's like irrational, there's an irrigation

531
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<v Speaker 7>ditch separating the roads from the fields. That's where Tony's

532
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<v Speaker 7>That's where Tony spotted him.

533
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<v Speaker 4>I guess a specific melon head. So I think there's

534
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<v Speaker 4>many of them living in the woods. Yeah, they're out there.

535
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<v Speaker 4>Be careful. Are they all like tender? Neutral?

536
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<v Speaker 3>I think?

537
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<v Speaker 4>Does that mean they're like boy girl or boy boy

538
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<v Speaker 4>girl girl?

539
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<v Speaker 7>Boy getting boy and the man turned to girl girl

540
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<v Speaker 7>turned the boy to erase all the genders.

541
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<v Speaker 4>Everybody is the same.

542
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<v Speaker 3>You're number one, your number two.

543
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<v Speaker 4>Your number three. I would love to.

544
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<v Speaker 6>Say that'd be like you're checking the fucking calendar and

545
00:25:54.640 --> 00:25:56.799
<v Speaker 6>how many babies get born, and I'd be like, oh, man,

546
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<v Speaker 6>I hope my fucking daughter's number fucking seventy two thousand

547
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<v Speaker 6>and three hundred and forty six. And then it comes

548
00:26:03.240 --> 00:26:05.359
<v Speaker 6>date and you're late, and she ends up being seventy

549
00:26:05.119 --> 00:26:09.960
<v Speaker 6>three hundred and ninety two, and you're like, fuck, we.

550
00:26:10.000 --> 00:26:12.359
<v Speaker 3>Had our whole life planned off forty six.

551
00:26:13.200 --> 00:26:18.000
<v Speaker 4>We're just numbers to the elites. Remember that. He explained, Oh,

552
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<v Speaker 4>look tell my window. When I saw him a melon head,

553
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<v Speaker 4>he or it was running next to the ditch. We

554
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<v Speaker 4>were going about forty five to fifty miles per hour.

555
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<v Speaker 4>The melon head was actually keeping up with us. That's

556
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<v Speaker 4>a fast guy. He's a fast girt life. It's a

557
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<v Speaker 4>fast boil live Tony goes on describe the melon head's clothed. Oh,

558
00:26:39.640 --> 00:26:40.119
<v Speaker 4>so they do.

559
00:26:40.240 --> 00:26:43.839
<v Speaker 7>They're wearing clothes, ripped brown pants like the fucking Hulk,

560
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<v Speaker 7>white shirt.

561
00:26:45.400 --> 00:26:48.240
<v Speaker 4>With red stains, one of the red skins.

562
00:26:48.240 --> 00:26:50.480
<v Speaker 3>He was just eating some fucking dragonfruit.

563
00:26:50.599 --> 00:26:54.680
<v Speaker 4>That's all that. I'd never mind. That's gonna say, sacond

564
00:26:54.720 --> 00:26:55.160
<v Speaker 4>really gross.

565
00:26:55.720 --> 00:26:59.559
<v Speaker 7>An appearance is about you know, five seven light brown

566
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<v Speaker 7>skin in like large head, two holes where the ears

567
00:27:04.359 --> 00:27:05.119
<v Speaker 7>should have been.

568
00:27:05.799 --> 00:27:08.440
<v Speaker 6>Oh you saw that all fifty miles an hour eight.

569
00:27:09.079 --> 00:27:12.200
<v Speaker 4>It's not that fast, bro, it's not you're going eighty.

570
00:27:12.240 --> 00:27:15.079
<v Speaker 4>You're like, whoa, you just like just kind of see it.

571
00:27:15.160 --> 00:27:20.319
<v Speaker 4>Fifty is pretty slow, bro. You're thinking kilometers. Tom oh yeah, miles.

572
00:27:20.359 --> 00:27:22.839
<v Speaker 4>How much is miles? Power and claw? That's about eighty ninety.

573
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<v Speaker 4>I think I think we're butchering this. I don't think

574
00:27:25.480 --> 00:27:29.839
<v Speaker 4>that's great at eighty. The creature jumped into the woods

575
00:27:29.880 --> 00:27:32.240
<v Speaker 4>as the car went around a curve into the road.

576
00:27:32.599 --> 00:27:36.640
<v Speaker 4>And I don't know why, but I picture them like white,

577
00:27:37.319 --> 00:27:41.240
<v Speaker 4>like white white people sound stupid, but I just like,

578
00:27:41.279 --> 00:27:41.960
<v Speaker 4>I don't picture like.

579
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<v Speaker 6>I know, the world revolves around you something and you

580
00:27:45.720 --> 00:27:47.799
<v Speaker 6>can't imagine there's other races out there.

581
00:27:47.839 --> 00:27:50.880
<v Speaker 7>But that's not what I'm saying, because white people are

582
00:27:50.880 --> 00:27:56.119
<v Speaker 7>blaming for everything, so literally everything. But I know, I

583
00:27:56.200 --> 00:27:58.480
<v Speaker 7>just when I picture them, right, you picture these scary

584
00:27:58.519 --> 00:28:00.359
<v Speaker 7>looking creatures like you see off like a whole movie.

585
00:28:00.359 --> 00:28:04.160
<v Speaker 7>I just always think of, like, uh yeah, just the

586
00:28:04.240 --> 00:28:06.720
<v Speaker 7>hills about like these deformed in sessions.

587
00:28:06.720 --> 00:28:10.920
<v Speaker 8>Oh you're right, so these these you know, in breeded,

588
00:28:11.160 --> 00:28:16.160
<v Speaker 8>creepy looking you know, teenagers, kids, adults that all just

589
00:28:16.200 --> 00:28:18.440
<v Speaker 8>have huge heads and like you know, walk around like

590
00:28:18.480 --> 00:28:20.839
<v Speaker 8>they just they look full blown.

591
00:28:21.079 --> 00:28:23.000
<v Speaker 4>I can't even say it, but they just it's just

592
00:28:23.079 --> 00:28:25.200
<v Speaker 4>like it's just they look like they're deformed.

593
00:28:25.200 --> 00:28:26.640
<v Speaker 3>I don't like being censored.

594
00:28:27.759 --> 00:28:31.079
<v Speaker 7>They're full like just this crazy like just just they're

595
00:28:31.160 --> 00:28:33.039
<v Speaker 7>just the most deformed creatures.

596
00:28:33.240 --> 00:28:35.480
<v Speaker 6>You know, they make sure the most deformed thing you've

597
00:28:35.480 --> 00:28:37.599
<v Speaker 6>ever seen, now more deformed.

598
00:28:38.000 --> 00:28:40.160
<v Speaker 4>Put and put a giant melon on his head.

599
00:28:40.000 --> 00:28:41.519
<v Speaker 3>And a big toe at the nipple.

600
00:28:43.880 --> 00:28:46.279
<v Speaker 7>Uh so, yeah, so the creature kind of ran off

601
00:28:46.319 --> 00:28:49.839
<v Speaker 7>around the curb. So a story in Weird Us your

602
00:28:49.880 --> 00:28:52.960
<v Speaker 7>travel Guy to America's local legends and best cuts here

603
00:28:53.000 --> 00:28:57.519
<v Speaker 7>it sells another that an right there, that was can

604
00:28:57.559 --> 00:29:00.559
<v Speaker 7>you pay us, fucking weird travel Guy out of America?

605
00:29:00.599 --> 00:29:00.839
<v Speaker 4>Whatever?

606
00:29:01.160 --> 00:29:04.160
<v Speaker 7>Should tell us another version of the melon head legend

607
00:29:04.200 --> 00:29:04.880
<v Speaker 7>in Ohio.

608
00:29:05.319 --> 00:29:10.480
<v Speaker 4>Paul, It's his name is Paul the first. He is

609
00:29:10.519 --> 00:29:10.960
<v Speaker 4>the first.

610
00:29:11.000 --> 00:29:15.559
<v Speaker 6>Paul, recounting nobody's ever been named Paul before.

611
00:29:16.920 --> 00:29:19.160
<v Speaker 3>Am I am Paul.

612
00:29:19.200 --> 00:29:23.119
<v Speaker 7>You don't know me, recounts what he heard as a

613
00:29:23.119 --> 00:29:26.400
<v Speaker 7>teenager in the sixties. According to Paul, the first, some

614
00:29:26.519 --> 00:29:29.880
<v Speaker 7>teenagers saw a melon head along the side of the

615
00:29:30.000 --> 00:29:31.160
<v Speaker 7>road walking into.

616
00:29:30.960 --> 00:29:32.839
<v Speaker 4>The woods in the sixties. Eh.

617
00:29:32.920 --> 00:29:34.839
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, in the sixties, and what do you do if

618
00:29:34.880 --> 00:29:37.720
<v Speaker 7>you see a very deformed looking person?

619
00:29:37.799 --> 00:29:38.960
<v Speaker 4>What do you do in the sixties?

620
00:29:39.119 --> 00:29:42.400
<v Speaker 7>Acid, I was gonna say, I guess that the one

621
00:29:42.400 --> 00:29:45.559
<v Speaker 7>guy described them as light brown, they could just be

622
00:29:45.680 --> 00:29:48.680
<v Speaker 7>tann because they're right in the woods all day.

623
00:29:48.759 --> 00:29:51.759
<v Speaker 6>He's got good complexion. Are you really really trying to

624
00:29:51.920 --> 00:29:52.559
<v Speaker 6>make him white?

625
00:29:52.640 --> 00:29:52.799
<v Speaker 4>Eh?

626
00:29:53.160 --> 00:29:55.599
<v Speaker 6>I just really going anyway, This is just not it's

627
00:29:55.640 --> 00:29:58.039
<v Speaker 6>not sitting right with you that he can't not be white.

628
00:29:58.119 --> 00:30:00.319
<v Speaker 7>I just I just picture them, like I don't know,

629
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<v Speaker 7>I just I literally am taking No, I did not Jesus,

630
00:30:05.960 --> 00:30:08.799
<v Speaker 7>I bet the Bible says his feet with the color

631
00:30:08.839 --> 00:30:10.640
<v Speaker 7>of brass, which means he was an Arabic dude.

632
00:30:11.319 --> 00:30:14.079
<v Speaker 6>Of course he was born in the Middle East, Like,

633
00:30:14.160 --> 00:30:16.559
<v Speaker 6>I don't know where white, Jesus, who is white?

634
00:30:16.640 --> 00:30:20.000
<v Speaker 7>People promoting that bullshit? And yeah, I love everybody. I

635
00:30:20.000 --> 00:30:22.119
<v Speaker 7>think we should get away from this whole stupid thing.

636
00:30:21.880 --> 00:30:24.839
<v Speaker 7>But you're this color, I'm that color. We should not

637
00:30:24.880 --> 00:30:28.640
<v Speaker 7>get along because of that. That's fucking retarded. Now I

638
00:30:28.640 --> 00:30:30.839
<v Speaker 7>can say because I'm not meeting it describing people.

639
00:30:32.119 --> 00:30:35.720
<v Speaker 6>So no, but the exact way you just used is

640
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<v Speaker 6>what you're not supposed to do.

641
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<v Speaker 4>No, I've said million times we just say the word retarded.

642
00:30:40.799 --> 00:30:43.759
<v Speaker 4>It just we're saying it's so stupid, it's beyond stupid.

643
00:30:43.960 --> 00:30:49.559
<v Speaker 3>Exactly exactly, Tom.

644
00:30:48.079 --> 00:30:50.519
<v Speaker 4>I'm not saying that a kid with Down syndrome is retarded.

645
00:30:50.599 --> 00:30:51.599
<v Speaker 4>That's where you drop.

646
00:30:51.880 --> 00:30:59.720
<v Speaker 6>I understand, but that's I can't explain that everybody else

647
00:30:59.759 --> 00:31:01.519
<v Speaker 6>knows exactly what's happening, right.

648
00:31:01.880 --> 00:31:07.000
<v Speaker 7>To adults and several children with malformed heads sat on

649
00:31:07.039 --> 00:31:07.559
<v Speaker 7>a porch.

650
00:31:07.839 --> 00:31:09.359
<v Speaker 4>So that's why I picture, Like, that's why I picture.

651
00:31:10.440 --> 00:31:12.720
<v Speaker 6>I got me My Billy, My Billy, about Joe and Billy,

652
00:31:12.759 --> 00:31:18.359
<v Speaker 6>Bob Thornton, Bill, about Jane, Bob Jane, Jane, Jilly.

653
00:31:17.079 --> 00:31:17.400
<v Speaker 4>Got.

654
00:31:19.759 --> 00:31:23.960
<v Speaker 7>Becky Ray, Becky, Becky Leesh, Sarah Lee Jays.

655
00:31:24.039 --> 00:31:27.960
<v Speaker 6>They're all so close on age because I have horror caeesars.

656
00:31:29.680 --> 00:31:31.440
<v Speaker 3>And I just did them all at the same time.

657
00:31:31.559 --> 00:31:32.799
<v Speaker 4>Well, that's what they could have come from.

658
00:31:32.920 --> 00:31:35.279
<v Speaker 7>Is just like inter breeding supposed to be. Obviously the

659
00:31:35.359 --> 00:31:39.480
<v Speaker 7>Royal family and Egyptians have done it. He's just constantly interbreeding,

660
00:31:39.799 --> 00:31:42.839
<v Speaker 7>which causes and they've proven this supposedly, but I think

661
00:31:42.880 --> 00:31:45.440
<v Speaker 7>the Royal family has it tweaked, specifically like they have

662
00:31:45.599 --> 00:31:47.599
<v Speaker 7>the help with the reptilians so they know how to

663
00:31:47.680 --> 00:31:50.680
<v Speaker 7>really get that where it's not too too far gone,

664
00:31:50.720 --> 00:31:53.599
<v Speaker 7>where you don't you're not too deformed. You kind of

665
00:31:53.599 --> 00:31:56.799
<v Speaker 7>get that perfect like George Bush kind of thing going on,

666
00:31:56.839 --> 00:31:59.599
<v Speaker 7>you know what I mean, The Illumini knows what they're doing.

667
00:31:59.720 --> 00:32:01.559
<v Speaker 7>But if you do, they have track if you if

668
00:32:01.559 --> 00:32:04.359
<v Speaker 7>you're there's what fucking show is that. There's like a

669
00:32:04.400 --> 00:32:06.319
<v Speaker 7>show and it was a documentary show and there was

670
00:32:06.359 --> 00:32:10.079
<v Speaker 7>literally a family where they're all like incest, ok, And

671
00:32:10.119 --> 00:32:12.759
<v Speaker 7>it was like they were disturbing.

672
00:32:12.279 --> 00:32:13.839
<v Speaker 4>Looking like they look pretty bad.

673
00:32:13.920 --> 00:32:17.400
<v Speaker 7>They looked like horrible, like deformed people because they're like

674
00:32:17.519 --> 00:32:20.720
<v Speaker 7>fourth generation of incest.

675
00:32:20.839 --> 00:32:24.519
<v Speaker 4>That's fun, isn't it? Gross? It is gross disgusting. But

676
00:32:24.720 --> 00:32:27.599
<v Speaker 4>you picture that fucking big serious.

677
00:32:27.240 --> 00:32:32.039
<v Speaker 3>But picture it. Sure, people fucking their sisters picture it.

678
00:32:32.079 --> 00:32:38.839
<v Speaker 7>But when you have like stereotypical stereotypical like inbreeding, you

679
00:32:38.880 --> 00:32:41.279
<v Speaker 7>think of like down south in the States. I'm sorry,

680
00:32:41.279 --> 00:32:44.000
<v Speaker 7>but that's how you guys think that we have talking

681
00:32:44.039 --> 00:32:49.440
<v Speaker 7>flapping heads or we live in Yeah, that's that's uh,

682
00:32:49.519 --> 00:32:51.559
<v Speaker 7>that's you know when we think about you know what,

683
00:32:51.759 --> 00:32:54.079
<v Speaker 7>even breeding and incest was happening. He has you back

684
00:32:54.079 --> 00:32:55.519
<v Speaker 7>in the day in the eighteen hundreds. You know you

685
00:32:55.559 --> 00:32:58.279
<v Speaker 7>think you think Arkansas, you think of Louisiana.

686
00:32:58.559 --> 00:33:01.359
<v Speaker 3>Well that's why we think of that stopped.

687
00:33:03.680 --> 00:33:08.160
<v Speaker 4>Jesus. Sorry, So two adults, So it's pretty crazy.

688
00:33:08.200 --> 00:33:10.240
<v Speaker 7>So that these teenagers they see a melonhead right along

689
00:33:10.240 --> 00:33:12.880
<v Speaker 7>the road, they walk in the woods, they follow him

690
00:33:12.880 --> 00:33:15.160
<v Speaker 7>to a farmhouse deep in the woods, and then yeah,

691
00:33:15.200 --> 00:33:18.599
<v Speaker 7>they see these two adults and several children with mal

692
00:33:19.400 --> 00:33:21.839
<v Speaker 7>formed heads.

693
00:33:22.440 --> 00:33:23.839
<v Speaker 4>Porch, and like, that's what it reminds me.

694
00:33:23.920 --> 00:33:25.440
<v Speaker 7>That's why I keep bringing it back, Like it does

695
00:33:25.480 --> 00:33:28.039
<v Speaker 7>remind me of the hills have eyes in breeding. Family

696
00:33:28.039 --> 00:33:29.680
<v Speaker 7>that just live out in the middle of fucking bum

697
00:33:29.799 --> 00:33:32.440
<v Speaker 7>fuck nowhere, have their own little community. But it all

698
00:33:32.480 --> 00:33:35.359
<v Speaker 7>started from the dad fucking a sister. They had kids,

699
00:33:35.359 --> 00:33:37.519
<v Speaker 7>and then the two kids fuck each other and then

700
00:33:37.519 --> 00:33:40.119
<v Speaker 7>it just goes from there, like it just goes on

701
00:33:40.240 --> 00:33:40.920
<v Speaker 7>and on forever.

702
00:33:41.079 --> 00:33:44.200
<v Speaker 6>And I've never known another person. You're the only other

703
00:33:44.240 --> 00:33:48.880
<v Speaker 6>persons I know. And you got the opposite genitalia. My

704
00:33:49.000 --> 00:33:51.400
<v Speaker 6>genitalia fits inside of your genitalia.

705
00:33:51.880 --> 00:33:52.680
<v Speaker 4>Let's make it work.

706
00:33:52.799 --> 00:33:55.039
<v Speaker 6>I mean, like they were training us for this with

707
00:33:55.160 --> 00:33:58.480
<v Speaker 6>the blocks and the holes and shit, why.

708
00:33:58.359 --> 00:34:03.079
<v Speaker 4>Does this trackle not going is square? Wow?

709
00:34:03.720 --> 00:34:09.039
<v Speaker 7>One said that he was a nuclear scientist uh in

710
00:34:09.119 --> 00:34:12.679
<v Speaker 7>World War Two, and the radiation exposure he suffered cause

711
00:34:12.800 --> 00:34:16.920
<v Speaker 7>deformities in his children. So, according to these kids, they

712
00:34:16.920 --> 00:34:20.840
<v Speaker 7>actually went up and talked to their family. Okay, they said, hey, like,

713
00:34:20.880 --> 00:34:24.239
<v Speaker 7>what's going on? What do you guys doing on this porch?

714
00:34:24.480 --> 00:34:25.880
<v Speaker 7>I said, you have a lot of children while you

715
00:34:25.960 --> 00:34:26.880
<v Speaker 7>in the middle of nowhere.

716
00:34:27.039 --> 00:34:29.800
<v Speaker 3>The dad's like sounding business.

717
00:34:29.960 --> 00:34:32.079
<v Speaker 4>I was a World War two scientist.

718
00:34:32.239 --> 00:34:34.880
<v Speaker 7>I worked with the Nazis and they exposed me and

719
00:34:34.960 --> 00:34:36.400
<v Speaker 7>my children to radiation.

720
00:34:37.760 --> 00:34:40.920
<v Speaker 4>I wasn't really a scientist. I was just the experiment.

721
00:34:42.199 --> 00:34:46.960
<v Speaker 6>They found me maybe fifty bucks a yeah, then they

722
00:34:47.000 --> 00:34:50.079
<v Speaker 6>gave me twenty five and a fucking bun.

723
00:34:51.880 --> 00:34:54.400
<v Speaker 7>When Paul and some of his friends went looking for

724
00:34:54.480 --> 00:34:59.760
<v Speaker 7>a farmhouse, uh, supposedly, they were intercepted by several police

725
00:34:59.800 --> 00:35:03.599
<v Speaker 7>officer sers who tried so hard to convince them that

726
00:35:03.639 --> 00:35:07.360
<v Speaker 7>the story was fiction that it became even more convincing

727
00:35:07.719 --> 00:35:09.800
<v Speaker 7>that the melon heads do exist.

728
00:35:10.119 --> 00:35:11.480
<v Speaker 3>So tell me again, what did you say?

729
00:35:12.360 --> 00:35:13.440
<v Speaker 4>I saw you? No, you didn't.

730
00:35:13.760 --> 00:35:16.840
<v Speaker 6>You're stupid. You're a stupid kid. You didn't see anything. Sorry,

731
00:35:16.840 --> 00:35:19.400
<v Speaker 6>what what did you see? I saw these children? That's stupid.

732
00:35:19.719 --> 00:35:22.800
<v Speaker 6>There are children right here No, that's dumb. You're dumb.

733
00:35:23.039 --> 00:35:26.800
<v Speaker 6>You're dumb. That's dumb. You're dumb. I understand your parents

734
00:35:26.840 --> 00:35:29.360
<v Speaker 6>are brothers and sister, but like you're just not allowed

735
00:35:30.239 --> 00:35:34.000
<v Speaker 6>you You're just not allowed to make fucking accusations like that.

736
00:35:34.119 --> 00:35:36.320
<v Speaker 3>So you're gonna fucking go back and get beat by

737
00:35:36.360 --> 00:35:39.360
<v Speaker 3>your dad and your mom's gonna fucking ground you. So yeah,

738
00:35:39.480 --> 00:35:40.239
<v Speaker 3>have that or have.

739
00:35:40.199 --> 00:35:42.599
<v Speaker 4>Fun sounds like Michigan with other tainted water.

740
00:35:43.800 --> 00:35:45.400
<v Speaker 3>Have fun riding home without your bike.

741
00:35:45.199 --> 00:35:49.360
<v Speaker 6>Because I'm taking it for you.

742
00:35:49.400 --> 00:35:55.760
<v Speaker 4>Making lies you're lying news are also part of ancestral family.

743
00:35:56.440 --> 00:35:59.920
<v Speaker 3>Probably true too, You really enjoyed that?

744
00:36:00.039 --> 00:36:02.280
<v Speaker 4>Than Weird Michigan.

745
00:36:02.440 --> 00:36:04.880
<v Speaker 7>Your travel guy to Michigan's local Legends and Best Kept

746
00:36:04.920 --> 00:36:05.920
<v Speaker 7>Secrets includes the.

747
00:36:05.880 --> 00:36:08.760
<v Speaker 3>First time of Top Stop putting at the.

748
00:36:08.800 --> 00:36:11.960
<v Speaker 7>First hand account of an encounter with a melon head

749
00:36:12.280 --> 00:36:15.679
<v Speaker 7>Kelly Top bends. I'm just gonna call it Kelly Top

750
00:36:16.719 --> 00:36:20.599
<v Speaker 7>Kelly to bed Rosin Uh. Her last name is Top

751
00:36:20.639 --> 00:36:26.920
<v Speaker 7>bed Rosin top nyphen bed Rosin strange name. So Kelly

752
00:36:26.960 --> 00:36:31.159
<v Speaker 7>Top claims that she was exploring the grounds of then

753
00:36:31.159 --> 00:36:33.559
<v Speaker 7>an abandon The abandoned Felt mansion were supposed to be

754
00:36:33.599 --> 00:36:36.920
<v Speaker 7>These children were kept in this asylum and who knows there,

755
00:36:37.440 --> 00:36:39.679
<v Speaker 7>you know, so with her friends. I would love to

756
00:36:39.679 --> 00:36:41.320
<v Speaker 7>do this for the Patriot episode. If we can go

757
00:36:41.440 --> 00:36:43.800
<v Speaker 7>this mansion, I'm gonna go. Let's go to Michigan. Let's

758
00:36:43.800 --> 00:36:46.039
<v Speaker 7>find this mansion. Let's find the melon heads. We'll go

759
00:36:46.159 --> 00:36:47.840
<v Speaker 7>in the wood. Sure, I'm sure it's just part of

760
00:36:47.840 --> 00:36:50.599
<v Speaker 7>a gang. Now they're all like their bloods and crips,

761
00:36:50.639 --> 00:36:53.000
<v Speaker 7>and sure is not the same as it used to be.

762
00:36:53.119 --> 00:36:56.280
<v Speaker 4>They wear like brown bandanas, like and they're just like

763
00:36:56.320 --> 00:36:58.039
<v Speaker 4>they go out there and they mug you and stuff

764
00:36:58.079 --> 00:37:00.000
<v Speaker 4>like that, like you know, they gotta feed their family

765
00:37:00.079 --> 00:37:01.360
<v Speaker 4>of older fucking children.

766
00:37:03.159 --> 00:37:08.199
<v Speaker 3>Yes, I just needed a practice. Its just me walking

767
00:37:08.280 --> 00:37:08.880
<v Speaker 3>up there like.

768
00:37:08.840 --> 00:37:15.079
<v Speaker 4>Somethe it's Billy, your local white boy. Yeah, I'm just

769
00:37:16.039 --> 00:37:17.840
<v Speaker 4>I'm just checking out the scene.

770
00:37:18.639 --> 00:37:21.159
<v Speaker 7>It'd be funny if they were like, uh, like you know,

771
00:37:21.480 --> 00:37:24.119
<v Speaker 7>they they were trapped in the woods for some time, right,

772
00:37:24.239 --> 00:37:26.559
<v Speaker 7>They they don't really know what society's like, so they

773
00:37:26.880 --> 00:37:28.360
<v Speaker 7>get a bunch of like, you.

774
00:37:28.320 --> 00:37:30.559
<v Speaker 4>Know, nineties movies and.

775
00:37:30.519 --> 00:37:33.360
<v Speaker 7>Then they come up and they're like, what's something and

776
00:37:33.440 --> 00:37:35.280
<v Speaker 7>it's just like and they're just like the whitest dude

777
00:37:35.280 --> 00:37:37.360
<v Speaker 7>with big heads. But they wear like a bandana and

778
00:37:37.440 --> 00:37:40.000
<v Speaker 7>a fucking afro wig to try to blend in. And

779
00:37:40.000 --> 00:37:41.800
<v Speaker 7>they're like, I heard this is the place to be

780
00:37:41.880 --> 00:37:44.239
<v Speaker 7>and they try to be super hip, but everyone's like,

781
00:37:44.400 --> 00:37:46.519
<v Speaker 7>this is a little weird. This is It's two thousand

782
00:37:46.519 --> 00:37:49.519
<v Speaker 7>and fucking nine. Man, what well, why are you dressed.

783
00:37:49.199 --> 00:37:53.239
<v Speaker 4>Like really baggy oversized pants, like fucking one pants. Like,

784
00:37:53.320 --> 00:37:57.800
<v Speaker 4>somebody tell me where the cocaine is at? I heard.

785
00:37:57.880 --> 00:37:59.679
<v Speaker 4>I heard that's the thing that everyone's doing.

786
00:38:00.360 --> 00:38:03.199
<v Speaker 6>Who's selling the cocaine?

787
00:38:04.760 --> 00:38:08.239
<v Speaker 4>It's so funny. Uh So there's a new show. I

788
00:38:08.280 --> 00:38:09.280
<v Speaker 4>was gonna say that that.

789
00:38:09.559 --> 00:38:13.159
<v Speaker 7>It's called Freak Brothers as like Pete Davidson Woody Harrelson.

790
00:38:13.559 --> 00:38:15.480
<v Speaker 3>I saw that. I wanted to watch that. I thought,

791
00:38:15.519 --> 00:38:16.480
<v Speaker 3>I thought it'd pretty funny.

792
00:38:16.559 --> 00:38:17.199
<v Speaker 4>It is pretty funny.

793
00:38:17.239 --> 00:38:18.360
<v Speaker 3>They David's pretty funny.

794
00:38:18.800 --> 00:38:21.719
<v Speaker 7>There is a cartoon so over a bunch of stoners

795
00:38:21.760 --> 00:38:24.559
<v Speaker 7>and then they smoke the most powerful weed, which I

796
00:38:24.599 --> 00:38:27.360
<v Speaker 7>know one I'll smoke up, and they smoke for like

797
00:38:27.400 --> 00:38:28.519
<v Speaker 7>these really potent.

798
00:38:28.159 --> 00:38:32.079
<v Speaker 4>Weed and then they sleep for fifty years and they're

799
00:38:32.079 --> 00:38:34.400
<v Speaker 4>from like nineteen sixty nine, and they like wake up

800
00:38:34.480 --> 00:38:36.119
<v Speaker 4>in twenty twenty one.

801
00:38:36.239 --> 00:38:37.199
<v Speaker 3>You're talking about this last time?

802
00:38:37.280 --> 00:38:39.119
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and it was it was it's and they it's

803
00:38:39.119 --> 00:38:39.639
<v Speaker 4>fairly funny.

804
00:38:39.639 --> 00:38:42.159
<v Speaker 7>It's like, you know, where can you get anyone got

805
00:38:42.239 --> 00:38:44.639
<v Speaker 7>some shrubbery? And it's like they're like, stay in the

806
00:38:44.679 --> 00:38:46.159
<v Speaker 7>corner and we need to find some weed. We need

807
00:38:46.159 --> 00:38:47.559
<v Speaker 7>to figure out how to get back to the nineteen

808
00:38:47.559 --> 00:38:49.599
<v Speaker 7>sixty nine. We gotta find some like really good weed.

809
00:38:49.719 --> 00:38:51.599
<v Speaker 7>We gotta figure out how to do this. And it's like,

810
00:38:51.800 --> 00:38:55.679
<v Speaker 7>you know, anyone seen my friend? Uh, there's a couple

811
00:38:55.679 --> 00:38:56.239
<v Speaker 7>of fighting lines.

812
00:38:56.320 --> 00:38:58.679
<v Speaker 4>It's like I need some greenery, like you know, this

813
00:38:58.719 --> 00:39:00.719
<v Speaker 4>is great. And then someone guys like you're looking for

814
00:39:00.800 --> 00:39:04.199
<v Speaker 4>weed and like they're like, yeah, do you know where weed?

815
00:39:04.519 --> 00:39:06.679
<v Speaker 4>The weed is? And they're like turn around. They're in

816
00:39:06.719 --> 00:39:09.079
<v Speaker 4>a fucking there's a dispensary shop and they're like realizing

817
00:39:09.119 --> 00:39:12.400
<v Speaker 4>that wheat is legal now. It's fucking pretty funny.

818
00:39:13.079 --> 00:39:16.559
<v Speaker 7>So there's this Kelly top was exploring the grounds of

819
00:39:16.599 --> 00:39:17.800
<v Speaker 7>the abandoned Felt.

820
00:39:17.599 --> 00:39:22.639
<v Speaker 4>Mansion just roman smoking some weed. Well this is gonna

821
00:39:22.639 --> 00:39:26.880
<v Speaker 4>go her friends. Uh oh man, I was.

822
00:39:26.800 --> 00:39:28.559
<v Speaker 7>Listening back to the episodes as you mentioned that again,

823
00:39:28.599 --> 00:39:31.199
<v Speaker 7>and man, those those episodes when you were blazing were

824
00:39:31.199 --> 00:39:33.920
<v Speaker 7>pretty funny. You hit the Uh, there's one episode. I

825
00:39:33.960 --> 00:39:35.400
<v Speaker 7>was listening to It's way back in the day. I

826
00:39:35.480 --> 00:39:37.760
<v Speaker 7>don't know if I exited or not. I think it's

827
00:39:37.760 --> 00:39:41.639
<v Speaker 7>still there, and uh, Billy's like, I I asked Justin

828
00:39:41.639 --> 00:39:43.760
<v Speaker 7>to pack me a bong hit and then you took

829
00:39:43.800 --> 00:39:45.599
<v Speaker 7>it and hit it and then you're like, I don't

830
00:39:45.599 --> 00:39:45.960
<v Speaker 7>know if.

831
00:39:45.880 --> 00:39:46.880
<v Speaker 4>This is a good idea.

832
00:39:48.320 --> 00:39:49.920
<v Speaker 7>But I was like, you're smoking my ball and you're

833
00:39:49.960 --> 00:39:52.599
<v Speaker 7>like that, and you're like there's still lots left. You're like,

834
00:39:52.840 --> 00:39:56.480
<v Speaker 7>like the whole bowl. Fuddy, this is strange how much

835
00:39:56.519 --> 00:39:59.360
<v Speaker 7>we've grown. Honestly, it's it's it's it seems like a

836
00:39:59.440 --> 00:40:01.440
<v Speaker 7>long time as we started this spen.

837
00:40:01.480 --> 00:40:03.559
<v Speaker 6>So weirdly, like, yeah, I haven't sold read for fuck

838
00:40:03.719 --> 00:40:06.800
<v Speaker 6>me like a long time. Then it's it's been like

839
00:40:06.840 --> 00:40:09.159
<v Speaker 6>good four or five years since like I actually smoked

840
00:40:09.159 --> 00:40:11.239
<v Speaker 6>read like actually like I.

841
00:40:11.239 --> 00:40:12.559
<v Speaker 4>Mean like like the podcast.

842
00:40:12.599 --> 00:40:13.559
<v Speaker 3>No, I mean like liked.

843
00:40:13.440 --> 00:40:15.480
<v Speaker 6>It, like I've done it a bunch of times like

844
00:40:15.559 --> 00:40:18.039
<v Speaker 6>since then. But I kept doing it, thinking it was

845
00:40:18.079 --> 00:40:19.840
<v Speaker 6>going to be different, and it never was.

846
00:40:21.079 --> 00:40:26.039
<v Speaker 4>Billy's sleepy, So they went to the mansion I supposed

847
00:40:26.039 --> 00:40:28.760
<v Speaker 4>to be the abandoned mansion was that she was with

848
00:40:28.840 --> 00:40:31.360
<v Speaker 4>her friends one night when she saw man in the distance.

849
00:40:32.239 --> 00:40:34.960
<v Speaker 7>He had an unusually large head, but she wasn't scared.

850
00:40:35.800 --> 00:40:39.800
<v Speaker 7>I just looks my uncle. Then he started walking towards them,

851
00:40:39.840 --> 00:40:43.719
<v Speaker 7>she writes, not knowing who this man could be.

852
00:40:43.840 --> 00:40:47.599
<v Speaker 4>My friend yelled hello to try and be friendly, but

853
00:40:48.239 --> 00:40:50.400
<v Speaker 4>we all got a low. All we got was a

854
00:40:50.440 --> 00:40:56.440
<v Speaker 4>loud grunt. The man can drink it off, you want.

855
00:40:56.840 --> 00:40:59.360
<v Speaker 4>The man continued to walk towards us, but a fat

856
00:40:59.400 --> 00:41:02.039
<v Speaker 4>now at a fast your pace. At this point, the

857
00:41:02.119 --> 00:41:05.119
<v Speaker 4>same idea hit us. We start sprinting towards the car.

858
00:41:05.440 --> 00:41:08.000
<v Speaker 4>We scrambled and peeled out of the parking lot.

859
00:41:08.159 --> 00:41:11.039
<v Speaker 3>Like the full speed. It's just like a regularly it

860
00:41:11.119 --> 00:41:14.920
<v Speaker 3>was like this, and he says something.

861
00:41:14.920 --> 00:41:20.320
<v Speaker 4>He's like like fucking what.

862
00:41:23.000 --> 00:41:25.320
<v Speaker 7>So we scrambled in and peeled out a parking lot

863
00:41:25.920 --> 00:41:28.639
<v Speaker 7>full speed, not slowing down until several miles away from there, and.

864
00:41:28.599 --> 00:41:32.039
<v Speaker 4>Even fucking hit him. Hit him with your car. You

865
00:41:32.119 --> 00:41:34.000
<v Speaker 4>could horror movie.

866
00:41:34.119 --> 00:41:37.039
<v Speaker 6>I think that's I think that's legal. If someone's creepy,

867
00:41:37.039 --> 00:41:38.880
<v Speaker 6>you can hit him with the car. I'm pretty sure

868
00:41:38.880 --> 00:41:43.000
<v Speaker 6>I saw that on the last I watched.

869
00:41:43.679 --> 00:41:46.519
<v Speaker 4>Did you now, Yeah, it's legal. Someone's creepy, you can

870
00:41:46.559 --> 00:41:46.960
<v Speaker 4>just set.

871
00:41:46.840 --> 00:41:51.920
<v Speaker 7>Him well now, now me and Billy can get away

872
00:41:51.920 --> 00:41:55.800
<v Speaker 7>with murder because supposedly was that the brown versus blah

873
00:41:55.920 --> 00:41:56.599
<v Speaker 7>blah blah the.

874
00:41:56.679 --> 00:41:58.559
<v Speaker 4>Guy that he killed somebody.

875
00:41:58.760 --> 00:42:01.920
<v Speaker 6>Okay, that's I got blown up on social media. I

876
00:42:01.920 --> 00:42:04.559
<v Speaker 6>actually got really fucking interested in that, and I was

877
00:42:04.639 --> 00:42:07.800
<v Speaker 6>like blown away by watching that. So I really read

878
00:42:07.840 --> 00:42:10.920
<v Speaker 6>into it. Now that plea you're talking about, the pleaing

879
00:42:11.039 --> 00:42:14.199
<v Speaker 6>like too intoxicated to take control of your own actions yet, Okay,

880
00:42:14.199 --> 00:42:16.920
<v Speaker 6>so that plea is not you just read Did you

881
00:42:16.920 --> 00:42:18.320
<v Speaker 6>actually look into it or you just read like the

882
00:42:18.360 --> 00:42:21.000
<v Speaker 6>headlines of what social media was saying. Okay, because like

883
00:42:21.119 --> 00:42:23.239
<v Speaker 6>all of that, what they were saying isn't even kind

884
00:42:23.239 --> 00:42:27.360
<v Speaker 6>of fucking true. So for one, that play's always been there.

885
00:42:27.440 --> 00:42:29.039
<v Speaker 6>That's not really a new constitution.

886
00:42:29.079 --> 00:42:31.280
<v Speaker 4>He just spinned it. I did watch it, Yeah, so.

887
00:42:31.840 --> 00:42:34.719
<v Speaker 6>Even if you can, he's like the lawyer himself was like,

888
00:42:34.840 --> 00:42:37.639
<v Speaker 6>this isn't gonna fly. Like you can try, but like

889
00:42:37.760 --> 00:42:41.320
<v Speaker 6>this isn't gonna happen. So but it did, but it didn't.

890
00:42:41.800 --> 00:42:42.920
<v Speaker 6>I did that, but it didn't.

891
00:42:43.159 --> 00:42:43.840
<v Speaker 4>Maybe it didn't.

892
00:42:43.960 --> 00:42:44.599
<v Speaker 3>No, it didn't.

893
00:42:46.079 --> 00:42:48.639
<v Speaker 6>That's what the fucking that's what all the headlines on

894
00:42:48.679 --> 00:42:50.679
<v Speaker 6>social media was saying. They're like, look what he's pleaing.

895
00:42:50.960 --> 00:42:52.599
<v Speaker 6>He's still while he's still in the middle of it.

896
00:42:52.599 --> 00:42:53.199
<v Speaker 6>It's not over.

897
00:42:53.880 --> 00:42:55.519
<v Speaker 7>But U there's a whole video of this guy on

898
00:42:55.559 --> 00:42:57.760
<v Speaker 7>TikTok and he literally like gave you the facts.

899
00:42:57.760 --> 00:43:00.079
<v Speaker 4>He's like, look at this, He's like, this is the

900
00:43:00.119 --> 00:43:02.039
<v Speaker 4>court case, this is the law. It was like five

901
00:43:02.039 --> 00:43:03.719
<v Speaker 4>minutes long. It took me forever to watch it.

902
00:43:03.800 --> 00:43:06.880
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, that's a TikTok. No I really I really

903
00:43:06.920 --> 00:43:07.840
<v Speaker 3>look down and do it though.

904
00:43:07.880 --> 00:43:11.880
<v Speaker 6>But that that kind of plea has always technically been there,

905
00:43:12.320 --> 00:43:14.400
<v Speaker 6>but very few people have ever used it, and no

906
00:43:14.440 --> 00:43:15.360
<v Speaker 6>one's been successful.

907
00:43:15.480 --> 00:43:18.880
<v Speaker 7>Let's let's stab each other high on mushrooms and drunk,

908
00:43:19.280 --> 00:43:21.800
<v Speaker 7>uh like wasted, just like just like the scream stab.

909
00:43:21.920 --> 00:43:25.599
<v Speaker 6>Now that that being said, Billy, that being said, if

910
00:43:25.599 --> 00:43:28.159
<v Speaker 6>you do do something like that, there's also another clause

911
00:43:28.199 --> 00:43:31.079
<v Speaker 6>that basically you have control of your actions. So whether

912
00:43:31.199 --> 00:43:34.360
<v Speaker 6>you did that, you did that to yourself to cause

913
00:43:34.400 --> 00:43:35.119
<v Speaker 6>that from happening.

914
00:43:35.199 --> 00:43:36.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so it's just a cycle.

915
00:43:36.480 --> 00:43:40.079
<v Speaker 6>It's just like it's just a completely unnecessary bunch of text.

916
00:43:40.400 --> 00:43:42.039
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's essentially all it is.

917
00:43:42.239 --> 00:43:46.519
<v Speaker 4>I see signor what you what you mean? CEC. But

918
00:43:46.639 --> 00:43:48.199
<v Speaker 4>at the end of the day.

919
00:43:48.480 --> 00:43:51.599
<v Speaker 6>Evil doctor Crow Dutch Crow is right, there's a couple

920
00:43:51.599 --> 00:43:52.320
<v Speaker 6>of doctor Crows.

921
00:43:52.880 --> 00:43:54.239
<v Speaker 4>Gee that who your chiropractor is?

922
00:43:54.360 --> 00:43:55.599
<v Speaker 3>Crown? Your doctor.

923
00:43:58.760 --> 00:44:05.440
<v Speaker 4>Close? Hey, I just met you, Ben BONDI Crowbar.

924
00:44:07.519 --> 00:44:09.920
<v Speaker 6>You know back before the Crowbar existed, Crozy used to

925
00:44:09.960 --> 00:44:10.760
<v Speaker 6>have to drink at home.

926
00:44:14.480 --> 00:44:17.000
<v Speaker 4>Oh, that's actually really fun. I have to enjoy that one.

927
00:44:17.039 --> 00:44:19.360
<v Speaker 4>I do enjoy that.

928
00:44:21.239 --> 00:44:23.239
<v Speaker 7>I like to bear in the fucking Chinese Chin Chow

929
00:44:23.320 --> 00:44:27.800
<v Speaker 7>Main Guy. One of the two Richin stories in Ohio

930
00:44:28.000 --> 00:44:31.000
<v Speaker 7>depicts an evil man known as doctor Crow. It is

931
00:44:31.079 --> 00:44:33.800
<v Speaker 7>said that doctor Crowe used to take in orphans and

932
00:44:33.840 --> 00:44:39.599
<v Speaker 7>perform horrifying medical experiments on them in his supposedly secluded house,

933
00:44:39.679 --> 00:44:40.440
<v Speaker 7>his male nowhere.

934
00:44:40.599 --> 00:44:42.519
<v Speaker 4>He was a doctor. He's almost like a Joseph Mangola,

935
00:44:42.800 --> 00:44:44.960
<v Speaker 4>like he's just this, I let's just see what happens

936
00:44:45.039 --> 00:44:45.639
<v Speaker 4>kind of guy.

937
00:44:45.760 --> 00:44:48.400
<v Speaker 7>Which it did happen everywhere. Just was Joseph Mengola in

938
00:44:48.480 --> 00:44:49.079
<v Speaker 7>Nazi Germany.

939
00:44:49.119 --> 00:44:50.800
<v Speaker 4>I was doing this. There was tons of places in

940
00:44:50.840 --> 00:44:53.199
<v Speaker 4>asylums that were just like, let's just see what sticks.

941
00:44:53.760 --> 00:44:55.440
<v Speaker 7>Throw it at the wall, see if it sticks. If

942
00:44:55.440 --> 00:44:58.639
<v Speaker 7>it doesn't, hey, we try again. We screwed up somebody's mind.

943
00:44:58.639 --> 00:45:00.400
<v Speaker 7>For the rest of their fucking life. And that's why

944
00:45:00.440 --> 00:45:02.440
<v Speaker 7>always bringing up the Recuom for a Dream one of

945
00:45:02.480 --> 00:45:05.360
<v Speaker 7>them I next to Tusk. It is a very disturbing movie.

946
00:45:05.360 --> 00:45:07.639
<v Speaker 7>Why the more disturbing movies in the way that it goes.

947
00:45:07.880 --> 00:45:09.039
<v Speaker 7>You've seen Recooon for a Dream?

948
00:45:09.119 --> 00:45:09.320
<v Speaker 4>Right?

949
00:45:09.480 --> 00:45:09.599
<v Speaker 5>No?

950
00:45:10.320 --> 00:45:11.079
<v Speaker 3>Is it a comedy?

951
00:45:13.199 --> 00:45:15.400
<v Speaker 4>Jared Letto in it? Actually kind of funny.

952
00:45:15.519 --> 00:45:18.159
<v Speaker 3>I actually, I'm just kidding. I think I have actually seen.

953
00:45:18.039 --> 00:45:21.360
<v Speaker 7>That comedic actor off scary movie Marlon Wayne's I think

954
00:45:21.440 --> 00:45:23.480
<v Speaker 7>is the one that's in it. And they're all like,

955
00:45:23.480 --> 00:45:26.119
<v Speaker 7>it's all based on drug acts. But the mom he

956
00:45:26.159 --> 00:45:29.199
<v Speaker 7>takes diet pills and starts talking to her and ship

957
00:45:29.320 --> 00:45:30.679
<v Speaker 7>and then she like at the end, she's just this

958
00:45:30.719 --> 00:45:32.760
<v Speaker 7>crazy lady walking down the street because the pills that

959
00:45:32.800 --> 00:45:35.039
<v Speaker 7>she's on, and they put her in a fucking mental

960
00:45:35.159 --> 00:45:37.400
<v Speaker 7>hospital and they fucking do the shockwave therapy.

961
00:45:38.360 --> 00:45:39.880
<v Speaker 4>Like it's a really disturbing scene.

962
00:45:40.159 --> 00:45:43.079
<v Speaker 3>You want it's disturbing and come outside my fucking office.

963
00:45:42.760 --> 00:45:45.239
<v Speaker 6>On any given day, at any hour and just watch

964
00:45:45.320 --> 00:45:47.400
<v Speaker 6>someone scream at the top of their fucking lungs about

965
00:45:47.400 --> 00:45:49.840
<v Speaker 6>how people are faggots and he wants to kill people.

966
00:45:49.920 --> 00:45:53.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, did you and uh, they say the end word

967
00:45:53.559 --> 00:45:54.519
<v Speaker 3>like a lot, like.

968
00:45:54.800 --> 00:45:57.480
<v Speaker 4>Very You tell some guy was kicking a car or

969
00:45:57.480 --> 00:45:57.880
<v Speaker 4>some shit.

970
00:45:58.199 --> 00:46:01.239
<v Speaker 6>Yeah that was just one day, dude. Like that story

971
00:46:01.320 --> 00:46:03.719
<v Speaker 6>is like it's become my normal life. Every morning I

972
00:46:03.719 --> 00:46:05.360
<v Speaker 6>go off downtown Cambridge.

973
00:46:06.039 --> 00:46:07.039
<v Speaker 4>Is that that bad?

974
00:46:08.039 --> 00:46:10.480
<v Speaker 3>There's it's not that bad. Okay.

975
00:46:10.559 --> 00:46:13.719
<v Speaker 6>Once you're there regularly, you realize that it's like there's

976
00:46:13.800 --> 00:46:16.559
<v Speaker 6>like seven to eight people that are just doing this

977
00:46:16.639 --> 00:46:19.519
<v Speaker 6>and they kind of take shifts, so like one guy's

978
00:46:19.599 --> 00:46:22.400
<v Speaker 6>always there like tap in, like give them they do.

979
00:46:22.519 --> 00:46:24.760
<v Speaker 6>They don't like being around each other, but there's always one.

980
00:46:24.760 --> 00:46:26.960
<v Speaker 6>It's like they have their own little streets. In my

981
00:46:27.039 --> 00:46:28.840
<v Speaker 6>office right in front of my office just happens to

982
00:46:28.880 --> 00:46:31.280
<v Speaker 6>be one of their fucking routes. I've gotten so mad

983
00:46:31.320 --> 00:46:34.039
<v Speaker 6>at them so many times, and all of them are bitches.

984
00:46:34.360 --> 00:46:36.599
<v Speaker 6>Every single fucking one of them are fucking bit They

985
00:46:36.639 --> 00:46:37.199
<v Speaker 6>will scream it.

986
00:46:37.239 --> 00:46:39.280
<v Speaker 3>You'd be like fucking fight and I'm like, get the

987
00:46:39.320 --> 00:46:39.880
<v Speaker 3>fuck out of.

988
00:46:39.880 --> 00:46:42.199
<v Speaker 6>Here, and he's like and then they just walk away

989
00:46:42.239 --> 00:46:44.559
<v Speaker 6>screaming very fucking mean words to you.

990
00:46:45.119 --> 00:46:45.599
<v Speaker 3>Okay.

991
00:46:46.280 --> 00:46:48.519
<v Speaker 7>That is like it is like brand for I think Brandford, Cambridge.

992
00:46:48.519 --> 00:46:50.280
<v Speaker 7>I've like a lot of places to get bad considering,

993
00:46:50.320 --> 00:46:54.239
<v Speaker 7>you know.

994
00:46:52.440 --> 00:46:53.000
<v Speaker 3>But there was one.

995
00:46:53.039 --> 00:46:54.639
<v Speaker 4>There's actually one really funny story though.

996
00:46:55.000 --> 00:46:58.280
<v Speaker 6>The guy before we gets pissed me off so fucking

997
00:46:58.360 --> 00:47:01.679
<v Speaker 6>bad because this guy asked for a cigarette.

998
00:47:01.199 --> 00:47:03.199
<v Speaker 3>Every fucking morning.

999
00:47:03.480 --> 00:47:06.400
<v Speaker 6>I have never given him one for about the past

1000
00:47:06.400 --> 00:47:07.159
<v Speaker 6>seven eight months.

1001
00:47:07.440 --> 00:47:09.519
<v Speaker 3>I did originally when he when he was first round,

1002
00:47:09.800 --> 00:47:10.079
<v Speaker 3>He's like.

1003
00:47:10.719 --> 00:47:12.800
<v Speaker 6>He talks to me like, this is the first time

1004
00:47:12.880 --> 00:47:14.480
<v Speaker 6>I haven't ever interacted with him.

1005
00:47:14.800 --> 00:47:16.920
<v Speaker 3>So he drove me fucking about seventy eight months ago.

1006
00:47:16.920 --> 00:47:17.719
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, yeah, I got one.

1007
00:47:17.880 --> 00:47:20.039
<v Speaker 6>Uh You're like, oh, yes, seriously do this and he

1008
00:47:20.039 --> 00:47:21.360
<v Speaker 6>comes up no, I didn't give him the finger.

1009
00:47:21.480 --> 00:47:23.239
<v Speaker 3>I was like, oh, fuck, maybe I don't.

1010
00:47:23.280 --> 00:47:24.960
<v Speaker 6>I was like, hey, though, if he wants cigarettes, you know,

1011
00:47:25.000 --> 00:47:26.880
<v Speaker 6>they sell them right fucking there.

1012
00:47:26.920 --> 00:47:27.800
<v Speaker 3>And Giant Tiger.

1013
00:47:28.639 --> 00:47:30.159
<v Speaker 4>They sell cigarettes a Giant Tiger.

1014
00:47:30.239 --> 00:47:34.280
<v Speaker 3>Oh dude, the cheapest smunkes Tiger always has cheaper smokes.

1015
00:47:34.440 --> 00:47:37.800
<v Speaker 4>Never heard of Giant Tiger selling cigarette, always sells cigarettes.

1016
00:47:38.239 --> 00:47:39.719
<v Speaker 3>I've bought cigarettes from Giant Tigers.

1017
00:47:39.800 --> 00:47:42.199
<v Speaker 7>I want you to bring a cigarette pack with a

1018
00:47:42.239 --> 00:47:43.559
<v Speaker 7>Giant Tiger sticker.

1019
00:47:43.320 --> 00:47:45.679
<v Speaker 3>On a Giant Tiger sticker. It's just like a gas station.

1020
00:47:45.760 --> 00:47:47.920
<v Speaker 3>They just pull it up from the bath. Giant Tiger

1021
00:47:48.079 --> 00:47:49.840
<v Speaker 3>is every good Giant Tiger has cigarettes.

1022
00:47:50.199 --> 00:47:52.079
<v Speaker 4>Giant Tiger is like a clothing store.

1023
00:47:52.400 --> 00:47:55.800
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, clo Yeah, it's a big convenience store, cheap convenience

1024
00:47:55.800 --> 00:47:57.039
<v Speaker 6>stores with giant I'm gonna go to.

1025
00:47:57.000 --> 00:47:57.679
<v Speaker 4>The one in Branford.

1026
00:47:57.800 --> 00:47:59.639
<v Speaker 7>I'm gonna ask him for fucking cigarettes, and I'm gonna

1027
00:47:59.639 --> 00:48:00.639
<v Speaker 7>be actually want to buy them.

1028
00:48:00.639 --> 00:48:03.159
<v Speaker 3>They'll be right behind the counter. You'll see all the shelving.

1029
00:48:03.840 --> 00:48:05.360
<v Speaker 4>I've been a Giant Tiger a couple of times, never

1030
00:48:05.360 --> 00:48:07.719
<v Speaker 4>seen that. I promise you would say. Do you think

1031
00:48:07.760 --> 00:48:09.559
<v Speaker 4>Tony the Tiger and Giant Tiger fuck each other?

1032
00:48:09.679 --> 00:48:13.360
<v Speaker 3>Probably if one's Giant Tiger girl.

1033
00:48:13.639 --> 00:48:17.440
<v Speaker 4>Toy, they're gay together. Maybe Towya Tiger has got to

1034
00:48:17.440 --> 00:48:19.800
<v Speaker 4>be the one on coke though it's great, like he's

1035
00:48:19.840 --> 00:48:26.159
<v Speaker 4>just he's the top for a bottom, a power bottom,

1036
00:48:26.480 --> 00:48:27.159
<v Speaker 4>like a Crowley.

1037
00:48:27.440 --> 00:48:30.920
<v Speaker 7>All right, So so they used it's funny because I

1038
00:48:30.960 --> 00:48:32.840
<v Speaker 7>bet you could you tell me one thing about Alistair

1039
00:48:32.840 --> 00:48:35.039
<v Speaker 7>Crowley where you did a fucking two hour episode on him.

1040
00:48:35.039 --> 00:48:39.000
<v Speaker 4>I bet you didn't. I bet you can't. Billy's memory,

1041
00:48:40.880 --> 00:48:41.679
<v Speaker 4>that's not true.

1042
00:48:42.039 --> 00:48:44.639
<v Speaker 3>I took a shot.

1043
00:48:44.760 --> 00:48:47.440
<v Speaker 7>Said that doctor crow used to have obviously perform medical experience.

1044
00:48:47.559 --> 00:48:49.400
<v Speaker 7>What I'm saying this, this stuff that didn't happen in

1045
00:48:49.480 --> 00:48:51.760
<v Speaker 7>Nazi Germany. It's like that just Magla. Other people are

1046
00:48:51.760 --> 00:48:53.760
<v Speaker 7>doing this. They it's just like, let's see what sticks.

1047
00:48:53.840 --> 00:48:56.719
<v Speaker 7>So you would inject fluids into their brains, causing the

1048
00:48:56.840 --> 00:49:01.400
<v Speaker 7>characteristics of a swollen skull. So it's like trying to like,

1049
00:49:01.880 --> 00:49:04.320
<v Speaker 7>you know, almost like pull the damer right like where

1050
00:49:04.320 --> 00:49:05.920
<v Speaker 7>you're just like, let's drill a hole in their head

1051
00:49:06.199 --> 00:49:09.199
<v Speaker 7>and let's just put let's first put some Bacardi in there.

1052
00:49:09.480 --> 00:49:10.400
<v Speaker 4>Let's just see what happens.

1053
00:49:10.440 --> 00:49:12.079
<v Speaker 7>Maybe they could have a party inside their head and

1054
00:49:12.079 --> 00:49:16.800
<v Speaker 7>everyone's invited, and so they're like and then you know,

1055
00:49:16.840 --> 00:49:18.800
<v Speaker 7>you try something else. You just inject all these different

1056
00:49:18.880 --> 00:49:22.800
<v Speaker 7>things inside their brain. And obviously it would take a

1057
00:49:22.840 --> 00:49:27.039
<v Speaker 7>lot for your skull. I feel like to grow. Your

1058
00:49:27.039 --> 00:49:30.400
<v Speaker 7>skull is pretty hard and dense. It's like even if you're.

1059
00:49:30.559 --> 00:49:34.840
<v Speaker 6>Not sure dropped as a baby, but the people got shunts.

1060
00:49:35.320 --> 00:49:36.000
<v Speaker 4>It's a shunt.

1061
00:49:36.199 --> 00:49:38.760
<v Speaker 3>It's like a soft spot in your head that if

1062
00:49:38.800 --> 00:49:40.400
<v Speaker 3>you called a shunt.

1063
00:49:40.239 --> 00:49:43.199
<v Speaker 4>Yeah weird.

1064
00:49:44.599 --> 00:49:46.719
<v Speaker 6>It's like you so yeah, like if you had like

1065
00:49:46.760 --> 00:49:48.960
<v Speaker 6>any surgery or anything as a kid, or you'll have

1066
00:49:49.039 --> 00:49:51.639
<v Speaker 6>like if this spot back here, that you could still

1067
00:49:51.679 --> 00:49:53.920
<v Speaker 6>potentially hit it at like age sixteen.

1068
00:49:53.800 --> 00:49:59.079
<v Speaker 4>Completely confessing something by yourself. No, no, no, my nephew hasn't. Okay,

1069
00:49:59.320 --> 00:50:02.960
<v Speaker 4>that's why I know about it. But a shunt okay, okay,

1070
00:50:03.280 --> 00:50:05.800
<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna use that on somebody who a stunt is.

1071
00:50:05.920 --> 00:50:11.199
<v Speaker 3>It's not a fucking insult. It's just it's like arm

1072
00:50:11.679 --> 00:50:12.079
<v Speaker 3>I'm saying.

1073
00:50:12.119 --> 00:50:13.920
<v Speaker 7>I feel like if he injected, saying, maybe you would

1074
00:50:13.960 --> 00:50:16.719
<v Speaker 7>like push against the side of the cranium enough where

1075
00:50:16.760 --> 00:50:19.079
<v Speaker 7>it would I feel like you have to be doing

1076
00:50:19.079 --> 00:50:22.320
<v Speaker 7>this on kids, on babies, that's the only way, because

1077
00:50:22.320 --> 00:50:23.159
<v Speaker 7>they're soft skulls.

1078
00:50:24.320 --> 00:50:25.719
<v Speaker 4>I dropped a couple babies in my day.

1079
00:50:25.719 --> 00:50:27.920
<v Speaker 6>Mates, I'm gonna say, I don't I need a factor

1080
00:50:28.000 --> 00:50:28.800
<v Speaker 6>cap that one?

1081
00:50:29.840 --> 00:50:30.280
<v Speaker 4>Stupid.

1082
00:50:30.679 --> 00:50:33.239
<v Speaker 7>His experiments continue for years, and these children, I guess

1083
00:50:33.280 --> 00:50:36.800
<v Speaker 7>they are your babies became more desperate with each passing

1084
00:50:36.880 --> 00:50:41.239
<v Speaker 7>day until they finally revolted and they fucking murdered doctor Crow.

1085
00:50:41.400 --> 00:50:46.880
<v Speaker 6>The fucking babies revolted that the upright, all the babies just.

1086
00:50:46.800 --> 00:50:48.280
<v Speaker 3>Got up and had enough of it.

1087
00:50:48.440 --> 00:50:51.679
<v Speaker 4>This day, the uprise, man, they're all, they're up all.

1088
00:50:51.719 --> 00:50:55.199
<v Speaker 6>Do you think you get beat up? Seventy thousand babies.

1089
00:50:56.239 --> 00:50:58.039
<v Speaker 6>If they're all trying to crawl on you.

1090
00:50:57.840 --> 00:51:00.239
<v Speaker 4>Why that's a large number you should bring in into

1091
00:51:00.320 --> 00:51:03.480
<v Speaker 4>like maybe like forty no, because obviously beat the fucking

1092
00:51:03.599 --> 00:51:06.000
<v Speaker 4>forty forty babies. That's a lot of babies coming at

1093
00:51:06.000 --> 00:51:07.119
<v Speaker 4>you if.

1094
00:51:07.000 --> 00:51:09.320
<v Speaker 7>They were like aggressive, like maybe like they were possessed

1095
00:51:09.360 --> 00:51:10.400
<v Speaker 7>by something and they're just like.

1096
00:51:11.239 --> 00:51:14.119
<v Speaker 6>I'm like, yeah, but the week is fuck one, push

1097
00:51:14.159 --> 00:51:15.679
<v Speaker 6>will fuck up like twenty babies.

1098
00:51:15.679 --> 00:51:18.719
<v Speaker 7>Now, I'm just picturing you and like that scene from

1099
00:51:18.920 --> 00:51:19.719
<v Speaker 7>UH to.

1100
00:51:19.880 --> 00:51:22.960
<v Speaker 4>UH Pilgrim Rules the World, Well, not that was gonna say.

1101
00:51:23.280 --> 00:51:26.199
<v Speaker 7>Mars attacks where it's the big Boxer. You know that

1102
00:51:26.199 --> 00:51:28.679
<v Speaker 7>that that that Jack blacks You see Mars attacks. Right

1103
00:51:28.840 --> 00:51:31.239
<v Speaker 7>at the end, the big Boxer is fucking like punching

1104
00:51:31.280 --> 00:51:32.559
<v Speaker 7>them all out, and then they crowd him.

1105
00:51:32.679 --> 00:51:33.639
<v Speaker 4>As picture, You're like.

1106
00:51:33.559 --> 00:51:35.559
<v Speaker 7>All these babies coming up, but you're just like like

1107
00:51:35.639 --> 00:51:37.880
<v Speaker 7>knocking him out, fucking throwing from the side, and there's

1108
00:51:37.880 --> 00:51:40.360
<v Speaker 7>just like and eventually they swar them on top of you.

1109
00:51:40.000 --> 00:51:42.719
<v Speaker 6>I've always had a plan nothing you could beat up

1110
00:51:42.719 --> 00:51:45.360
<v Speaker 6>some infinite amount. All you gotta do is back yourself

1111
00:51:45.400 --> 00:51:50.079
<v Speaker 6>into a fucking bathroom stall and just start fucking kicking.

1112
00:51:50.119 --> 00:51:52.440
<v Speaker 6>Eventually there'll be so many dead ones that the other

1113
00:51:52.480 --> 00:51:54.960
<v Speaker 6>ones can't even get through anymore. Then you got a barrier,

1114
00:51:55.679 --> 00:51:57.239
<v Speaker 6>and then and then you just need to wait till

1115
00:51:57.239 --> 00:51:58.800
<v Speaker 6>they all go to bed, so you can crawl over

1116
00:51:58.880 --> 00:52:00.480
<v Speaker 6>the stall and go and go to sleep.

1117
00:52:00.639 --> 00:52:02.960
<v Speaker 7>Billy has had many thoughts about how he would kill

1118
00:52:03.000 --> 00:52:03.719
<v Speaker 7>many children.

1119
00:52:04.639 --> 00:52:06.119
<v Speaker 4>His experiments obviously continued.

1120
00:52:06.159 --> 00:52:08.519
<v Speaker 7>They got desperate, so they killed him, and they set

1121
00:52:08.519 --> 00:52:10.599
<v Speaker 7>fire to the house and retreated into.

1122
00:52:10.440 --> 00:52:13.760
<v Speaker 4>The woods where they supposed to be still live to

1123
00:52:13.840 --> 00:52:21.039
<v Speaker 4>this day. M pretty fucking strange, man, you.

1124
00:52:20.960 --> 00:52:23.639
<v Speaker 6>Know what, I'm actually backtracking quickly. Remember we were just

1125
00:52:23.679 --> 00:52:30.000
<v Speaker 6>talking about that fucking that court case. Yeah, the guy pleading,

1126
00:52:30.920 --> 00:52:33.559
<v Speaker 6>Now that I think about it, So when when they

1127
00:52:33.559 --> 00:52:36.360
<v Speaker 6>were doing the court case, was it Brown himself that

1128
00:52:36.519 --> 00:52:41.360
<v Speaker 6>was that was doing it this time or were they

1129
00:52:41.440 --> 00:52:44.039
<v Speaker 6>referring it back to an old trial of that, because

1130
00:52:44.079 --> 00:52:46.719
<v Speaker 6>I think the one I read was the old trial, Like,

1131
00:52:46.840 --> 00:52:48.920
<v Speaker 6>who's the guy's name that is currently trying to do that?

1132
00:52:48.920 --> 00:52:51.679
<v Speaker 4>Because he killed somebody and I suppose we got away

1133
00:52:51.719 --> 00:52:51.840
<v Speaker 4>with it.

1134
00:52:51.960 --> 00:52:54.199
<v Speaker 7>Why everyone's mad because he did get away with it,

1135
00:52:54.760 --> 00:52:55.679
<v Speaker 7>That's what people were mad.

1136
00:52:56.679 --> 00:52:59.599
<v Speaker 3>I might have read the old one, and I should

1137
00:52:59.599 --> 00:53:00.840
<v Speaker 3>not think of it. I was like fuck, I don't

1138
00:53:00.840 --> 00:53:01.679
<v Speaker 3>think his name is brown.

1139
00:53:01.760 --> 00:53:04.920
<v Speaker 4>At least you at least you cleared that up. Are

1140
00:53:04.960 --> 00:53:05.599
<v Speaker 4>you retarded?

1141
00:53:05.599 --> 00:53:07.639
<v Speaker 3>I gotta go check now though, because I did, like

1142
00:53:07.679 --> 00:53:08.920
<v Speaker 3>I did. I spent like fucking like.

1143
00:53:08.840 --> 00:53:12.079
<v Speaker 6>Two hours reading this fucking thing, like reading what the

1144
00:53:12.159 --> 00:53:14.159
<v Speaker 6>law is, like how it gets used, how it gets

1145
00:53:14.159 --> 00:53:14.719
<v Speaker 6>like attacked.

1146
00:53:14.719 --> 00:53:16.199
<v Speaker 4>And I watch the TikTok vide about that.

1147
00:53:16.239 --> 00:53:18.480
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I know, five minute TikTok is summon is summarizing

1148
00:53:18.480 --> 00:53:19.679
<v Speaker 6>and hope to God he's right.

1149
00:53:20.679 --> 00:53:23.199
<v Speaker 4>And TikTok is fact. Yeah there, I know.

1150
00:53:23.360 --> 00:53:23.599
<v Speaker 3>I know.

1151
00:53:24.280 --> 00:53:28.039
<v Speaker 7>There are many streets in connect in Connecticut that are known.

1152
00:53:28.880 --> 00:53:32.559
<v Speaker 7>I suppose we ask the as Dracula Drive sounds fine.

1153
00:53:32.599 --> 00:53:34.400
<v Speaker 4>That actually does sound fun. That's like a fun place

1154
00:53:34.440 --> 00:53:34.599
<v Speaker 4>to go.

1155
00:53:34.800 --> 00:53:37.519
<v Speaker 7>The melon heads are said to lurk around the roads

1156
00:53:37.760 --> 00:53:41.039
<v Speaker 7>and Fairfield Dracula Drive is a nickname for a velvet street.

1157
00:53:41.760 --> 00:53:43.559
<v Speaker 4>I don't know what a velvet street is is made.

1158
00:53:44.199 --> 00:53:47.079
<v Speaker 4>This sounds expensive.

1159
00:53:48.159 --> 00:53:51.800
<v Speaker 6>It's all the other street is rubble, but mine's carpet.

1160
00:53:52.280 --> 00:53:54.079
<v Speaker 7>Most of the yellow bic robe ites may have valve it.

1161
00:53:54.119 --> 00:53:55.880
<v Speaker 7>And you got like Jimi Hendrick just playing on there

1162
00:53:55.880 --> 00:53:56.800
<v Speaker 7>when this velvet suit.

1163
00:53:56.920 --> 00:53:58.920
<v Speaker 6>It's a bunch of you go high on fucking acid

1164
00:53:59.000 --> 00:54:00.320
<v Speaker 6>just rubbing their faces.

1165
00:54:00.679 --> 00:54:02.760
<v Speaker 7>I always laugh when I brought up you know, Charles

1166
00:54:02.760 --> 00:54:06.639
<v Speaker 7>Manson on The Easter The Strange, The Easter Special, and like,

1167
00:54:06.719 --> 00:54:07.559
<v Speaker 7>is that Jimmy Hendrix?

1168
00:54:07.599 --> 00:54:12.400
<v Speaker 4>And it's like, Jimmy Hendricks is black? Bro that you

1169
00:54:12.480 --> 00:54:13.679
<v Speaker 4>suck it?

1170
00:54:13.800 --> 00:54:13.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh?

1171
00:54:14.119 --> 00:54:18.320
<v Speaker 4>If I was joking, but Jimmy Hendricks is black? Why

1172
00:54:18.320 --> 00:54:20.239
<v Speaker 4>would you think Charles Manson is Jimmy Hendricks.

1173
00:54:20.679 --> 00:54:22.159
<v Speaker 3>Maybe it's a black and white photo.

1174
00:54:22.920 --> 00:54:26.320
<v Speaker 4>That sounds even worse, all right, Jack, black and white photos,

1175
00:54:26.360 --> 00:54:29.039
<v Speaker 4>the skin doesn't look white, all right.

1176
00:54:29.119 --> 00:54:32.639
<v Speaker 7>So the place where I supposedly Megan O'Connell was when

1177
00:54:32.679 --> 00:54:37.480
<v Speaker 7>something supposed to be terrifying happened. According to the Weird

1178
00:54:38.119 --> 00:54:41.400
<v Speaker 7>New England Guide to the New England's local Legend in Best.

1179
00:54:41.280 --> 00:54:44.599
<v Speaker 4>Kept Side Stop Magan, a group of.

1180
00:54:44.599 --> 00:54:47.719
<v Speaker 7>Our friends decided they wanted to do something fun after

1181
00:54:47.760 --> 00:54:50.480
<v Speaker 7>a high school football game in the early eighties.

1182
00:54:50.760 --> 00:54:55.159
<v Speaker 4>Megan's friend Debbie had a Ford Randa. Sounds like a

1183
00:54:55.199 --> 00:54:58.039
<v Speaker 4>fucking granda? Is a Ford Granda? What's that? Do you

1184
00:54:58.039 --> 00:54:59.000
<v Speaker 4>know what Ford grand is?

1185
00:54:59.800 --> 00:54:59.880
<v Speaker 6>Like?

1186
00:55:00.079 --> 00:55:03.880
<v Speaker 4>You might not be reading that, Miranda. You don't know

1187
00:55:03.880 --> 00:55:06.440
<v Speaker 4>what Afford grander is? Oh?

1188
00:55:06.519 --> 00:55:08.119
<v Speaker 3>I have no idea. What the fuck that is?

1189
00:55:08.239 --> 00:55:13.079
<v Speaker 4>That's a fucking pretty dope card rand that looks like

1190
00:55:13.119 --> 00:55:13.480
<v Speaker 4>a creep.

1191
00:55:13.679 --> 00:55:16.199
<v Speaker 3>It looks like fucking every car in Cuba.

1192
00:55:16.360 --> 00:55:18.800
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, because they can't. They just get the old shitty

1193
00:55:18.800 --> 00:55:20.360
<v Speaker 4>cars from back of the day and then there's one

1194
00:55:20.599 --> 00:55:22.880
<v Speaker 4>random fucking audie.

1195
00:55:24.760 --> 00:55:28.440
<v Speaker 7>Now, Cuba isn't a bad place right now, so probably

1196
00:55:28.480 --> 00:55:31.320
<v Speaker 7>they're in the car in the ford. They all piled

1197
00:55:31.360 --> 00:55:33.079
<v Speaker 7>in search for an adventure. It's like, you know, we

1198
00:55:33.119 --> 00:55:35.599
<v Speaker 7>sell this football game, let's let's go for an adventures.

1199
00:55:35.760 --> 00:55:38.800
<v Speaker 7>Nineteen eighties. We got like I got, I wear my

1200
00:55:38.840 --> 00:55:42.519
<v Speaker 7>sunglasses at night. Just blame my jam late this my

1201
00:55:42.559 --> 00:55:45.199
<v Speaker 7>fucking jam. Oh yeah, I fuck held that song. It's

1202
00:55:45.239 --> 00:55:48.400
<v Speaker 7>been my jam, my little jam every day. Just fucking

1203
00:55:48.599 --> 00:55:49.800
<v Speaker 7>I wear my sunglass that night.

1204
00:55:52.199 --> 00:55:55.119
<v Speaker 4>Dowish the bad on the guy and shit. Soh no,

1205
00:55:55.400 --> 00:55:55.679
<v Speaker 4>all right.

1206
00:55:55.679 --> 00:55:58.440
<v Speaker 7>They ended up on the Velvet Street where they got

1207
00:55:58.480 --> 00:56:00.639
<v Speaker 7>out of a car to look for some melon heads.

1208
00:56:00.639 --> 00:56:06.280
<v Speaker 4>They're like, all right, like heads, these heads are getting found.

1209
00:56:06.719 --> 00:56:11.119
<v Speaker 7>We're gonna find these weird deformed people. As they searched

1210
00:56:11.119 --> 00:56:14.559
<v Speaker 7>in the woods, they heard Debbie's car turn on behind them.

1211
00:56:14.880 --> 00:56:15.199
<v Speaker 4>Son.

1212
00:56:15.320 --> 00:56:17.679
<v Speaker 7>They ran back to where it was park The head

1213
00:56:17.719 --> 00:56:20.440
<v Speaker 7>lights flashed, and suddenly the car was barreling towards them.

1214
00:56:21.000 --> 00:56:23.480
<v Speaker 7>They took cover as the car drove by, but they

1215
00:56:23.599 --> 00:56:24.800
<v Speaker 7>saw its occupants.

1216
00:56:25.039 --> 00:56:29.880
<v Speaker 4>They saw creatures that could not could almost pass for human,

1217
00:56:30.239 --> 00:56:32.719
<v Speaker 4>but were not because of their balbous heads.

1218
00:56:33.280 --> 00:56:35.559
<v Speaker 7>So they literally they stole a fucking car. The melon

1219
00:56:35.599 --> 00:56:37.920
<v Speaker 7>head's driving around and they stole a car. They're like,

1220
00:56:38.199 --> 00:56:40.880
<v Speaker 7>you know, they're I've seen not wanted to drive one.

1221
00:56:41.320 --> 00:56:42.440
<v Speaker 7>Nobody would let me have the.

1222
00:56:44.119 --> 00:56:44.719
<v Speaker 3>Bring it back.

1223
00:56:45.039 --> 00:56:47.360
<v Speaker 7>They literally went for the mountain looking for the melon heads,

1224
00:56:47.360 --> 00:56:49.719
<v Speaker 7>and they they found them, and they stole their fucking car.

1225
00:56:50.519 --> 00:56:51.880
<v Speaker 4>Imagine seeing that, it's like, where's that?

1226
00:56:51.960 --> 00:56:54.760
<v Speaker 7>They never explained what like Debbie's not explained Debbie or

1227
00:56:54.800 --> 00:56:59.559
<v Speaker 7>what her name is, wasn't explaining where where the car went.

1228
00:56:59.639 --> 00:57:03.519
<v Speaker 7>Their baggon O'Connell never really described where what happened to

1229
00:57:03.599 --> 00:57:03.960
<v Speaker 7>your car?

1230
00:57:04.239 --> 00:57:05.199
<v Speaker 4>What was going on in the car?

1231
00:57:05.239 --> 00:57:06.840
<v Speaker 7>Are you just a Reddit guy saying like, hey, I

1232
00:57:06.840 --> 00:57:09.199
<v Speaker 7>so it's in the eighties and I'm only twenty five.

1233
00:57:13.039 --> 00:57:13.519
<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

1234
00:57:14.199 --> 00:57:16.760
<v Speaker 7>I want to know where the car went. I want

1235
00:57:16.800 --> 00:57:18.519
<v Speaker 7>to know what happened to the melon heads. They would

1236
00:57:18.559 --> 00:57:19.119
<v Speaker 7>find the car.

1237
00:57:19.239 --> 00:57:21.719
<v Speaker 4>I ain't saving you from this the melon heads in

1238
00:57:21.760 --> 00:57:24.880
<v Speaker 4>the car, and I'm just curious. Would you don't aren't

1239
00:57:24.920 --> 00:57:30.559
<v Speaker 4>you curious? I'm fucking curious where where it went. Oh

1240
00:57:31.039 --> 00:57:32.840
<v Speaker 4>you're not curious about what happened the melon heads. I

1241
00:57:32.840 --> 00:57:34.800
<v Speaker 4>am if somebody somebody stole my car.

1242
00:57:34.719 --> 00:57:39.039
<v Speaker 7>And away and you don't have a car anymore, when

1243
00:57:39.079 --> 00:57:40.679
<v Speaker 7>you explain to your parents, because these kids are coming

1244
00:57:40.679 --> 00:57:41.880
<v Speaker 7>back football game, probably in.

1245
00:57:41.920 --> 00:57:46.639
<v Speaker 6>High school and coming back like I, oh, yeah, no,

1246
00:57:46.679 --> 00:57:50.599
<v Speaker 6>you're getting beat. Yeah, those kids probably all died. Remember

1247
00:57:50.639 --> 00:57:52.079
<v Speaker 6>back in the day when your parents need to kill you.

1248
00:57:52.159 --> 00:57:53.599
<v Speaker 6>I've been dead like seven times.

1249
00:57:55.000 --> 00:57:57.000
<v Speaker 7>I was just curious, Like it's just like, imagine you

1250
00:57:57.000 --> 00:57:58.920
<v Speaker 7>still like they steal a car if this story is true,

1251
00:57:58.960 --> 00:58:01.039
<v Speaker 7>and then you gotta explained to your parents where your

1252
00:58:01.039 --> 00:58:02.719
<v Speaker 7>car went. It was like, well, we went in the

1253
00:58:02.760 --> 00:58:05.760
<v Speaker 7>woods looking for these melon heads and they stole my car.

1254
00:58:05.840 --> 00:58:08.719
<v Speaker 7>It's like, what's the melonheads? Really deformed looking person? And

1255
00:58:08.920 --> 00:58:10.760
<v Speaker 7>I saw them and they were driving the car, and.

1256
00:58:10.760 --> 00:58:12.559
<v Speaker 6>So I'm pretty sure we can find them again if

1257
00:58:12.559 --> 00:58:14.159
<v Speaker 6>we bait them with another vehicle.

1258
00:58:14.360 --> 00:58:16.639
<v Speaker 4>They seem to like vehicles. That's funny.

1259
00:58:16.880 --> 00:58:19.280
<v Speaker 7>In Ohio, there are two prominent origin stories for the

1260
00:58:19.320 --> 00:58:22.519
<v Speaker 7>melon heads. Obviously, this one is about a benevolent doctor

1261
00:58:22.599 --> 00:58:28.000
<v Speaker 7>Crowe who lived on Windsor Road in Kirkland on uh In, Ohio,

1262
00:58:28.639 --> 00:58:30.000
<v Speaker 7>which just happens to be right.

1263
00:58:29.880 --> 00:58:33.800
<v Speaker 4>Near a rumored The rumored cry Baby Bridge sounds like

1264
00:58:33.840 --> 00:58:37.239
<v Speaker 4>a bitch you know about Criberry Bridge sounds I'm pretty

1265
00:58:37.239 --> 00:58:39.079
<v Speaker 4>sure we talked about it.

1266
00:58:39.599 --> 00:58:43.199
<v Speaker 7>Doctor Crowe took his uh his children with a hydrocephalitis

1267
00:58:43.239 --> 00:58:45.840
<v Speaker 7>and gave them a warm, loving home. The neighbors were

1268
00:58:45.880 --> 00:58:49.280
<v Speaker 7>repulsed and called them melon heads. So the origin stories

1269
00:58:49.360 --> 00:58:53.239
<v Speaker 7>was neighbors sound like fucking people there.

1270
00:58:55.679 --> 00:58:59.840
<v Speaker 4>Done, but doctor Crowe did his best to shield them

1271
00:58:59.840 --> 00:59:04.079
<v Speaker 4>from the cruel comments. Is a nice man like crazy.

1272
00:59:04.840 --> 00:59:08.920
<v Speaker 7>When Doctor Crow passed from natural causes, his adopted children

1273
00:59:09.000 --> 00:59:12.639
<v Speaker 7>were scared, alone, no one to care for them. Enraged

1274
00:59:12.639 --> 00:59:16.280
<v Speaker 7>and fearful of outsiders, they burnt the house down with

1275
00:59:16.400 --> 00:59:17.519
<v Speaker 7>Doctor Crow inside.

1276
00:59:18.079 --> 00:59:19.960
<v Speaker 4>That's really mean for a guy that took care of

1277
00:59:20.000 --> 00:59:21.960
<v Speaker 4>his dad. Why would they do a good, nice burial?

1278
00:59:22.800 --> 00:59:25.800
<v Speaker 4>I don't know what how fucking burial is. They've been

1279
00:59:26.280 --> 00:59:28.400
<v Speaker 4>contemned with this souse like, I don't know what to

1280
00:59:28.440 --> 00:59:29.360
<v Speaker 4>do to burn it.

1281
00:59:31.480 --> 00:59:34.599
<v Speaker 7>So they continued to live there while inner breeding brought

1282
00:59:34.679 --> 00:59:38.360
<v Speaker 7>out the worst of their genes. Eventually they became less

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00:59:38.440 --> 00:59:42.760
<v Speaker 7>human and more humanoid, and local Lored depicts them as

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00:59:42.880 --> 00:59:50.039
<v Speaker 7>territorial angry, obviously responsible for maybe attacks. They're responsible for attacks, kidnappings,

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00:59:50.199 --> 00:59:52.360
<v Speaker 7>and theft of pets and livestock.

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<v Speaker 3>You fucking touched my dog and this slice your fucking throat.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm gonna say, the melon heads at to your house

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00:59:58.159 --> 01:00:00.159
<v Speaker 7>and they're gonna fucking eat Chloe.

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01:00:01.039 --> 01:00:03.280
<v Speaker 4>At least that's not a shotgun. But I'd like to

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01:00:03.320 --> 01:00:04.960
<v Speaker 4>see them try.

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01:00:06.280 --> 01:00:08.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'll fuck you up. I don't even know.

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01:00:08.519 --> 01:00:09.440
<v Speaker 4>I don't have a gun.

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01:00:09.599 --> 01:00:11.199
<v Speaker 6>I don't know where a gun is, but you pet

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01:00:11.239 --> 01:00:13.360
<v Speaker 6>your ass. I'm gonna find one pretty damn quickly.

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01:00:13.760 --> 01:00:16.239
<v Speaker 7>This is a man that said that he wouldn't know

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<v Speaker 7>who to pick if someone was trying to kill Chloe

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01:00:18.440 --> 01:00:19.199
<v Speaker 7>or his woman.

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<v Speaker 4>Izzy.

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01:00:22.920 --> 01:00:27.079
<v Speaker 3>Don't tell her, I said that she just watched that one.

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01:00:27.280 --> 01:00:30.719
<v Speaker 3>It's just no there.

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<v Speaker 7>There are rumors that the Insane Solumn near turn Bolt, Connecticut,

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01:00:37.000 --> 01:00:39.599
<v Speaker 7>burned to the ground in nineteen sixty. Suppose to some

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01:00:39.679 --> 01:00:41.679
<v Speaker 7>of the patients escaped the fire and settled in the

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01:00:41.719 --> 01:00:42.679
<v Speaker 7>surrounding woods.

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01:00:42.719 --> 01:00:43.599
<v Speaker 4>It's fine that there.

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01:00:44.320 --> 01:00:48.000
<v Speaker 7>It's like Bigfoot, right, all these cryptids because I can

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01:00:48.000 --> 01:00:49.800
<v Speaker 7>get the cryptis because of the strange creatures.

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<v Speaker 4>We do know the origin.

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01:00:50.840 --> 01:00:53.320
<v Speaker 7>It's like UFO shit now that the military and the

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01:00:53.320 --> 01:00:55.599
<v Speaker 7>government is exposing so they can bring the false flag

1311
01:00:55.599 --> 01:00:57.840
<v Speaker 7>alien invasion to make a one world government under the

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01:00:57.840 --> 01:00:59.320
<v Speaker 7>New World Order in the Great Reset.

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<v Speaker 3>I just sounds like a lot of words.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, the very true words. Uh.

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<v Speaker 7>They hunted small animals for food, and when the winter

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01:01:08.840 --> 01:01:11.639
<v Speaker 7>set in, hunting became too hard, they were sorted slang

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01:01:11.639 --> 01:01:18.239
<v Speaker 7>and consuming fucking hitchhikers. Broy that I said that, but yeah,

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01:01:18.400 --> 01:01:20.639
<v Speaker 7>just right that. It's like these things appear in all

1319
01:01:20.719 --> 01:01:22.280
<v Speaker 7>different places. I'd love to hear if we have any

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01:01:22.320 --> 01:01:24.719
<v Speaker 7>melon head stories to be fun in Canada. I feel

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01:01:24.760 --> 01:01:27.920
<v Speaker 7>like too certain people we are melow heads, but it's

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01:01:27.960 --> 01:01:28.519
<v Speaker 7>just who we are.

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<v Speaker 3>What does that mean?

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01:01:29.079 --> 01:01:29.679
<v Speaker 4>Is that a slang?

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01:01:30.239 --> 01:01:31.760
<v Speaker 3>Do you guys use that as like an insult?

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01:01:32.079 --> 01:01:34.679
<v Speaker 4>Is that an insult towards Canadians? No? I mean it's

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01:01:34.639 --> 01:01:36.800
<v Speaker 4>towards anything like your fucking melon head?

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01:01:37.639 --> 01:01:39.840
<v Speaker 6>Does that mean like like special?

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01:01:40.599 --> 01:01:43.639
<v Speaker 4>That is what that means? Big head? You have a

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01:01:43.679 --> 01:01:44.400
<v Speaker 4>melon for a head?

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01:01:45.360 --> 01:01:47.440
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I got big old I got big old Noga

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01:01:47.559 --> 01:01:49.000
<v Speaker 6>bus to fit my big old brain.

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<v Speaker 4>My mama So there are rumors that the Saslumn yes uh,

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01:01:54.760 --> 01:01:56.880
<v Speaker 4>supposed to get burned to the ground in the nineteen sixties.

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01:01:56.920 --> 01:01:59.360
<v Speaker 4>Supposed to be, they escaped and went to the surrounding

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01:01:59.360 --> 01:02:06.280
<v Speaker 4>woods and they fuck hitchhikers. Pretty intense. Oh, that's pretty intense.

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01:02:06.320 --> 01:02:08.960
<v Speaker 7>They're you know, and connects to our maybe Highway sixty

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01:02:09.000 --> 01:02:11.960
<v Speaker 7>six episode where what are you doing?

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01:02:12.760 --> 01:02:13.480
<v Speaker 4>Don't worry about it?

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01:02:14.639 --> 01:02:17.000
<v Speaker 7>So the thing is too like that, you know, it's

1341
01:02:17.719 --> 01:02:20.159
<v Speaker 7>you know, these creepy creatures and who knows, you know,

1342
01:02:20.239 --> 01:02:23.599
<v Speaker 7>they eat all these hitch hikers. You know, it's don't

1343
01:02:23.599 --> 01:02:26.920
<v Speaker 7>go hitchhiking people, Antons. I used to hitch hiking. I'm

1344
01:02:26.920 --> 01:02:28.000
<v Speaker 7>like sketchy.

1345
01:02:28.920 --> 01:02:30.880
<v Speaker 4>I've never hitchecked in my life.

1346
01:02:30.880 --> 01:02:33.320
<v Speaker 6>I used toy hitchhike all the time. I've never done it,

1347
01:02:33.320 --> 01:02:36.920
<v Speaker 6>but the funk I've thought about it. I've walked from

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01:02:37.239 --> 01:02:40.760
<v Speaker 6>Paris to Saint George before, and I've walked from Paris

1349
01:02:40.760 --> 01:02:41.719
<v Speaker 6>to Kitchener before.

1350
01:02:41.920 --> 01:02:44.599
<v Speaker 4>I walked from Paris to Saint George. And then I

1351
01:02:44.599 --> 01:02:46.079
<v Speaker 4>walked from Saint George to Paris.

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01:02:46.199 --> 01:02:51.679
<v Speaker 6>Well I did, actually, well, no, that's a funny story.

1353
01:02:52.400 --> 01:02:54.840
<v Speaker 6>I walked to Saint George and stayed the night there,

1354
01:02:54.880 --> 01:02:58.440
<v Speaker 6>and then we stole my buddy's bikes and biked back.

1355
01:02:58.519 --> 01:03:00.480
<v Speaker 6>I never like his little brother's by so they are

1356
01:03:00.519 --> 01:03:01.559
<v Speaker 6>way too small for me.

1357
01:03:02.559 --> 01:03:04.880
<v Speaker 3>I basically I was like fourteen riding a.

1358
01:03:04.840 --> 01:03:07.159
<v Speaker 6>Fucking bike meant for like a six year old, and

1359
01:03:07.199 --> 01:03:09.360
<v Speaker 6>it was not like a good size, and it was tough.

1360
01:03:09.639 --> 01:03:11.960
<v Speaker 3>It's like D Boy from Almost Rather.

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01:03:12.960 --> 01:03:17.119
<v Speaker 4>You d Boy from Friday, No fucking ice Cube, Chris Tucker.

1362
01:03:17.199 --> 01:03:18.519
<v Speaker 4>There you go. You don't remember that.

1363
01:03:18.760 --> 01:03:19.440
<v Speaker 3>I know Friday?

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01:03:19.840 --> 01:03:21.119
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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01:03:21.840 --> 01:03:23.679
<v Speaker 7>Does his name is de Boy? Remember when he like

1366
01:03:23.719 --> 01:03:26.960
<v Speaker 7>steals that. He's like, I'm taking this bike? Yes, yeah, okay,

1367
01:03:27.079 --> 01:03:31.400
<v Speaker 7>steals his sister's bike, fucking bo u, and then his

1368
01:03:31.480 --> 01:03:32.639
<v Speaker 7>sister obviously wants a bike back.

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01:03:33.159 --> 01:03:35.239
<v Speaker 4>The group continued to live in the woods in isolation.

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01:03:35.320 --> 01:03:38.159
<v Speaker 7>We're into breeding and within small groups cause the next

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01:03:38.199 --> 01:03:42.199
<v Speaker 7>generation to develop deformities. So they already had melon heads,

1372
01:03:42.320 --> 01:03:50.159
<v Speaker 7>they already looked like very mentally handicapped people like I kind.

1373
01:03:50.000 --> 01:03:52.679
<v Speaker 3>Of long that took you to come up with that sentence.

1374
01:03:52.719 --> 01:03:55.239
<v Speaker 4>I'm not trying not to. I'm trying to not say

1375
01:03:55.280 --> 01:03:56.760
<v Speaker 4>things that are too offensive.

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01:03:57.400 --> 01:03:59.920
<v Speaker 6>It's almost less genuine because of how hard you have

1377
01:04:00.159 --> 01:04:02.559
<v Speaker 6>to think about not saying words.

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01:04:02.360 --> 01:04:06.519
<v Speaker 7>Like I said nothing against anybody. Okay, this is just

1379
01:04:06.559 --> 01:04:10.320
<v Speaker 7>what these things are supposedly are some of deformities and

1380
01:04:10.880 --> 01:04:13.400
<v Speaker 7>didn't have the great the greatest crack at life when

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01:04:13.440 --> 01:04:17.840
<v Speaker 7>it comes to physical appearances, that's okay to say. On

1382
01:04:17.880 --> 01:04:20.599
<v Speaker 7>the real occasion, the outsiders came in to contact them,

1383
01:04:20.599 --> 01:04:22.679
<v Speaker 7>and they were called the melon heads based on their appearance.

1384
01:04:22.719 --> 01:04:24.559
<v Speaker 4>So like they I guess that people.

1385
01:04:24.280 --> 01:04:28.599
<v Speaker 7>Actually knew about them and like would maybe come like here,

1386
01:04:28.679 --> 01:04:31.280
<v Speaker 7>like I brought you some McDonald's. I know you guys

1387
01:04:31.280 --> 01:04:33.360
<v Speaker 7>are having it rough out here, but like and it's

1388
01:04:33.360 --> 01:04:36.000
<v Speaker 7>like almost like the homeless population where there's like there's

1389
01:04:36.000 --> 01:04:37.480
<v Speaker 7>those nice people that go other way be like you

1390
01:04:37.480 --> 01:04:38.000
<v Speaker 7>know what.

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01:04:38.119 --> 01:04:39.400
<v Speaker 4>You you want to stand?

1392
01:04:39.679 --> 01:04:42.440
<v Speaker 6>I wonder how they did a dollar bit, Yeah, wonder

1393
01:04:42.559 --> 01:04:44.840
<v Speaker 6>they treat you the same way a fucking almost person does.

1394
01:04:46.480 --> 01:04:50.280
<v Speaker 4>Like this has onions. You're picky right now, you're being picky.

1395
01:04:50.360 --> 01:04:55.280
<v Speaker 4>You're hungry, So it is uh yeah, it's it's like

1396
01:04:56.280 --> 01:04:57.960
<v Speaker 4>I love onion. You give me a new one.

1397
01:05:00.159 --> 01:05:02.000
<v Speaker 3>No, fuck yourself.

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01:05:03.119 --> 01:05:10.360
<v Speaker 7>Another story from Turnbull, Connecticut area conveys that uh Jesus

1399
01:05:10.519 --> 01:05:14.880
<v Speaker 7>that in colonial times, a family was accused of witchcraft

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01:05:15.159 --> 01:05:23.199
<v Speaker 7>banished from the settlement, so you probably witchcraft very small communities, right,

1401
01:05:24.320 --> 01:05:26.639
<v Speaker 7>We kind of just first showed up and said, hey,

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01:05:26.920 --> 01:05:29.480
<v Speaker 7>Indigenous people, I know you've lived here for how many

1403
01:05:29.599 --> 01:05:32.039
<v Speaker 7>hundreds of thousands of years whatever, but you gotta go.

1404
01:05:32.800 --> 01:05:35.519
<v Speaker 4>You gotta go. This is our spot. Now you see

1405
01:05:35.559 --> 01:05:42.320
<v Speaker 4>the skin, it's it's it's tan, it's it's Spanish. Spanish

1406
01:05:42.360 --> 01:05:44.320
<v Speaker 4>people are white too, you gotta go.

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01:05:44.639 --> 01:05:46.360
<v Speaker 7>And and then they came in and they settled and

1408
01:05:46.360 --> 01:05:48.519
<v Speaker 7>they made different little colonies. While they're constantly at war

1409
01:05:48.599 --> 01:05:50.960
<v Speaker 7>with the Indigenous people until they've got enough guns to.

1410
01:05:50.920 --> 01:05:53.760
<v Speaker 4>Slaughter them all. That's just a sad fact in history.

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01:05:54.000 --> 01:05:55.960
<v Speaker 7>And now we still don't give them clean drinking water

1412
01:05:55.960 --> 01:05:59.960
<v Speaker 7>because Trudeau would rather give the money to the corporations.

1413
01:06:00.400 --> 01:06:06.239
<v Speaker 7>Think it's gonna happen every episode to again, so I'm

1414
01:06:06.239 --> 01:06:08.599
<v Speaker 7>fucking free again. I want to fuck meet my goddamn country.

1415
01:06:09.719 --> 01:06:11.800
<v Speaker 7>So they were accused of witchcraft. Band from their settlement.

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01:06:11.840 --> 01:06:13.079
<v Speaker 7>They were forced to live in nice a Lague and

1417
01:06:13.079 --> 01:06:17.400
<v Speaker 7>Wood's far Removed from Society also a good horror movie

1418
01:06:17.440 --> 01:06:19.039
<v Speaker 7>I love to talk about eventually on the patren is

1419
01:06:19.039 --> 01:06:21.760
<v Speaker 7>a movie called Society. I think you would probably enjoy it.

1420
01:06:21.760 --> 01:06:22.280
<v Speaker 4>It's just like.

1421
01:06:22.280 --> 01:06:24.880
<v Speaker 7>These gross grotesque people that's supposed to be. They're really

1422
01:06:24.880 --> 01:06:27.639
<v Speaker 7>good looking, but once you get into the society, they're

1423
01:06:27.719 --> 01:06:31.000
<v Speaker 7>just very like vapid, gross disgusting people. And there's a

1424
01:06:31.000 --> 01:06:33.519
<v Speaker 7>weird orgy scene. I think I can remember that we were.

1425
01:06:33.400 --> 01:06:34.679
<v Speaker 3>Right, can I can?

1426
01:06:34.719 --> 01:06:35.159
<v Speaker 4>I can?

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01:06:35.199 --> 01:06:37.360
<v Speaker 6>I probably get you off on a tangent right now,

1428
01:06:37.400 --> 01:06:39.559
<v Speaker 6>But like, I just want to know a genuine question,

1429
01:06:39.960 --> 01:06:42.519
<v Speaker 6>what can't you do that vaccinated people can do.

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01:06:43.280 --> 01:06:45.360
<v Speaker 7>I can't go across the border. I literally can't go

1431
01:06:45.400 --> 01:06:48.840
<v Speaker 7>to another country. I can come back into Canada. That's

1432
01:06:48.880 --> 01:06:52.079
<v Speaker 7>what that is. Literally, the federal manage have never ended.

1433
01:06:52.719 --> 01:06:54.719
<v Speaker 7>There's literally the conservatives.

1434
01:06:54.039 --> 01:06:57.800
<v Speaker 6>In other parts everywhere though of America can't come into

1435
01:06:57.840 --> 01:06:59.280
<v Speaker 6>Canada without the vaccine.

1436
01:06:59.320 --> 01:07:00.480
<v Speaker 4>That's not yeah, I.

1437
01:07:00.400 --> 01:07:03.119
<v Speaker 7>Know, into Canada, but guess what, if you're an American citizen,

1438
01:07:03.239 --> 01:07:04.519
<v Speaker 7>you can go where the fuck you want to go

1439
01:07:04.800 --> 01:07:06.760
<v Speaker 7>back in and out of fucking shit. I'm pretty sure

1440
01:07:06.800 --> 01:07:08.880
<v Speaker 7>if you're American you can still come into Canada and

1441
01:07:09.039 --> 01:07:10.480
<v Speaker 7>leave unvaccinated.

1442
01:07:10.599 --> 01:07:11.880
<v Speaker 4>I'm pretty fucking sure.

1443
01:07:12.159 --> 01:07:15.719
<v Speaker 7>Every single other country except for Shanghai and fucking China

1444
01:07:15.960 --> 01:07:18.800
<v Speaker 7>because they're welding people inside their fucking which Guess who

1445
01:07:18.840 --> 01:07:20.519
<v Speaker 7>said that to getting this little shit.

1446
01:07:20.400 --> 01:07:21.280
<v Speaker 4>If you want to get into it.

1447
01:07:21.400 --> 01:07:24.000
<v Speaker 7>The WHO literally was like, oh, we like how China

1448
01:07:24.039 --> 01:07:27.320
<v Speaker 7>did things. They welded people into apartment buildings and people

1449
01:07:27.400 --> 01:07:29.159
<v Speaker 7>jumped out of windows like there were nine to eleven

1450
01:07:29.199 --> 01:07:32.400
<v Speaker 7>jumpers and killed themselves because they welded them in to

1451
01:07:32.480 --> 01:07:34.679
<v Speaker 7>their fucking apartment claiming that they had COVID.

1452
01:07:34.920 --> 01:07:36.880
<v Speaker 4>That's how bad this shit is. And eventually we're gonna

1453
01:07:36.880 --> 01:07:37.239
<v Speaker 4>get into a.

1454
01:07:37.239 --> 01:07:39.159
<v Speaker 7>Lot of fucked up shit on this podcast and talk

1455
01:07:39.199 --> 01:07:39.880
<v Speaker 7>about stuff like this.

1456
01:07:40.000 --> 01:07:40.760
<v Speaker 4>But that's facts.

1457
01:07:41.119 --> 01:07:45.239
<v Speaker 7>And now the WHO has been given dictorial measures to

1458
01:07:45.519 --> 01:07:50.639
<v Speaker 7>a minute, no, no, no, the WHO is now supposed

1459
01:07:50.639 --> 01:07:52.639
<v Speaker 7>to be they're gonna push in the great reset of

1460
01:07:52.639 --> 01:07:54.840
<v Speaker 7>the twenty just for this really weird conspiracy.

1461
01:07:54.840 --> 01:07:55.679
<v Speaker 4>But it's not a conspiracy.

1462
01:07:55.719 --> 01:07:58.360
<v Speaker 7>It's literally factual evidence that they're gonna essentially the next

1463
01:07:58.360 --> 01:08:01.280
<v Speaker 7>time there's a pandemic which has come, they're literally just

1464
01:08:01.320 --> 01:08:05.360
<v Speaker 7>gonna Who's gonna have the dictorial uh measures to be

1465
01:08:05.400 --> 01:08:07.320
<v Speaker 7>able to do it over Canada. All the countries have

1466
01:08:07.400 --> 01:08:10.400
<v Speaker 7>signed up UK the United States with Biden and stuff

1467
01:08:10.440 --> 01:08:13.480
<v Speaker 7>like that, So essentially, whatever the Who says fucking goes,

1468
01:08:13.559 --> 01:08:17.880
<v Speaker 7>even if it seems ludicrous, outrageous, and tyrannical. So get

1469
01:08:17.920 --> 01:08:21.479
<v Speaker 7>ready for that, everybody, because it's fucking coming. So I

1470
01:08:21.479 --> 01:08:23.279
<v Speaker 7>can't leave my country. I want to go see Anton.

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01:08:23.319 --> 01:08:25.199
<v Speaker 4>It's fucking literally, I can get to I can get

1472
01:08:25.199 --> 01:08:26.880
<v Speaker 4>to Anton faster than I can get to my mom.

1473
01:08:27.079 --> 01:08:29.239
<v Speaker 4>Takes me five hours to get to my mom's house.

1474
01:08:29.479 --> 01:08:31.920
<v Speaker 4>It would take me maybe an hour and a half

1475
01:08:31.920 --> 01:08:34.079
<v Speaker 4>to get to Anton. And I can't go because I

1476
01:08:34.079 --> 01:08:35.359
<v Speaker 4>can't be I wouldn't be loud back in.

1477
01:08:35.880 --> 01:08:38.079
<v Speaker 3>He's in Buffalo, Yeah.

1478
01:08:39.520 --> 01:08:42.279
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, he's He's gonna fucking murder me for this,

1479
01:08:42.319 --> 01:08:44.680
<v Speaker 4>and I just yeah, he's in Buffalo. He loves Buffalo.

1480
01:08:44.760 --> 01:08:46.600
<v Speaker 6>I feel like he said he can meet us in Buffalo.

1481
01:08:46.680 --> 01:08:47.720
<v Speaker 6>I don't think he's from Buffalo.

1482
01:08:47.880 --> 01:08:51.520
<v Speaker 7>Is buff He's from Buffalo, from Buffalo. Maybe I'm high

1483
01:08:51.680 --> 01:08:53.079
<v Speaker 7>to get high. I'm like, how do I not.

1484
01:08:53.159 --> 01:08:55.039
<v Speaker 6>Feel like he said he'll meet us in Buffalo. Oh

1485
01:08:55.079 --> 01:08:58.680
<v Speaker 6>he's from Buffalo. Okay, yeah he is Buffalo.

1486
01:08:58.800 --> 01:08:58.920
<v Speaker 3>Yes?

1487
01:08:59.119 --> 01:08:59.960
<v Speaker 4>Why do I fucking black?

1488
01:09:00.119 --> 01:09:02.920
<v Speaker 3>He is Buffalo? He is Buffalo?

1489
01:09:03.079 --> 01:09:05.000
<v Speaker 4>Is from Buffalo? My god, Because I was like, am

1490
01:09:05.000 --> 01:09:06.199
<v Speaker 4>I no? Like I said?

1491
01:09:06.199 --> 01:09:07.399
<v Speaker 7>The one day, I was like, yeah, I'll come down

1492
01:09:07.399 --> 01:09:09.640
<v Speaker 7>to Boston. He's like, I'm not from Boston from Buffalo. Yeah,

1493
01:09:09.640 --> 01:09:12.279
<v Speaker 7>he's from Buffalo. It's super close. So that's why there's

1494
01:09:12.279 --> 01:09:14.000
<v Speaker 7>so many bars and fun stuff to do there. And

1495
01:09:14.039 --> 01:09:15.479
<v Speaker 7>he sounds like he's always having a good time, and

1496
01:09:15.479 --> 01:09:15.920
<v Speaker 7>I want.

1497
01:09:15.760 --> 01:09:18.239
<v Speaker 4>To come down. I can go. I know, you could

1498
01:09:18.680 --> 01:09:20.319
<v Speaker 4>fucking send me like fucking snapped.

1499
01:09:21.279 --> 01:09:22.439
<v Speaker 3>I kind of want to go to Wag.

1500
01:09:24.800 --> 01:09:27.439
<v Speaker 7>So they removed from society, you know they you know,

1501
01:09:27.439 --> 01:09:29.600
<v Speaker 7>in colonial times, supposed to be like they're they supposed

1502
01:09:29.600 --> 01:09:32.239
<v Speaker 7>to be these melon heads because I don't even know

1503
01:09:32.239 --> 01:09:34.439
<v Speaker 7>if I don't think there were melonheads yet. So they

1504
01:09:34.520 --> 01:09:36.560
<v Speaker 7>kind of just banged from society for doing wind trapped

1505
01:09:36.600 --> 01:09:37.960
<v Speaker 7>as they would do, they'd burn, which is on the

1506
01:09:38.000 --> 01:09:41.000
<v Speaker 7>steak women that maybe just didn't want to do the

1507
01:09:41.039 --> 01:09:43.359
<v Speaker 7>dishes as we said they would. They would just put him,

1508
01:09:43.399 --> 01:09:45.760
<v Speaker 7>they would. It would happen if you were like disobeying

1509
01:09:46.239 --> 01:09:50.520
<v Speaker 7>to your husband, he could just accuse you of witchcraft.

1510
01:09:50.760 --> 01:09:53.720
<v Speaker 7>And if they developed even a shred of additive evidence,

1511
01:09:54.000 --> 01:09:55.359
<v Speaker 7>that could that proved that.

1512
01:09:55.560 --> 01:09:57.600
<v Speaker 6>Meaning you got what like you had such a good

1513
01:09:57.640 --> 01:10:01.600
<v Speaker 6>life and you just decided to disobey him, sounds like

1514
01:10:01.600 --> 01:10:02.279
<v Speaker 6>a witch.

1515
01:10:03.520 --> 01:10:04.960
<v Speaker 3>Not much needed for evidence.

1516
01:10:05.119 --> 01:10:07.159
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so they had burn them or drown them and

1517
01:10:07.319 --> 01:10:09.760
<v Speaker 4>be like, like, you know what, let's see, let's just

1518
01:10:09.760 --> 01:10:13.399
<v Speaker 4>see if you if you can swim, if you if

1519
01:10:13.479 --> 01:10:17.800
<v Speaker 4>you fly, you're a witch. If you can't, then you're dead.

1520
01:10:17.880 --> 01:10:20.239
<v Speaker 4>But we prove that you weren't a witch. So that's good.

1521
01:10:21.439 --> 01:10:23.079
<v Speaker 3>One way or another, we're going to have our answer.

1522
01:10:23.439 --> 01:10:25.479
<v Speaker 4>Since they could not interact with people.

1523
01:10:25.279 --> 01:10:28.520
<v Speaker 6>They the biggest thing though, was the biggest loophole to that, ever,

1524
01:10:28.720 --> 01:10:32.479
<v Speaker 6>is if you well, burning at the steak makes sense

1525
01:10:32.520 --> 01:10:34.319
<v Speaker 6>because like, if they are a wedge and they don't die,

1526
01:10:34.319 --> 01:10:36.960
<v Speaker 6>you can still like hold them. But if you throw

1527
01:10:37.000 --> 01:10:39.079
<v Speaker 6>them off a cliff and they fly, they could just

1528
01:10:39.359 --> 01:10:40.159
<v Speaker 6>fly away.

1529
01:10:40.520 --> 01:10:47.319
<v Speaker 4>I know it's happened before. Okay's joking, but who knows?

1530
01:10:47.359 --> 01:10:49.680
<v Speaker 4>Who knows? I believe in witchcraft. It could, it could exist.

1531
01:10:49.680 --> 01:10:50.840
<v Speaker 7>There could be There could be a couple of witches

1532
01:10:50.880 --> 01:10:52.600
<v Speaker 7>out there that can legitimately fly on brooms.

1533
01:10:52.960 --> 01:10:53.399
<v Speaker 4>Who knows.

1534
01:10:53.439 --> 01:10:55.960
<v Speaker 7>Man, Look at Bobby Gaga. Okay, Bobby Aga might have

1535
01:10:56.039 --> 01:10:58.279
<v Speaker 7>been a real thing. You probably don't remember that. Do

1536
01:10:58.319 --> 01:11:00.960
<v Speaker 7>you remember that US coming Bobby Aga? Do you remember

1537
01:11:00.960 --> 01:11:02.439
<v Speaker 7>the house with the fucking chicken legs?

1538
01:11:02.520 --> 01:11:02.760
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

1539
01:11:03.119 --> 01:11:07.439
<v Speaker 3>I remember chicken funny one.

1540
01:11:08.479 --> 01:11:11.159
<v Speaker 4>Since they could not interact with people in town.

1541
01:11:11.239 --> 01:11:14.600
<v Speaker 7>They obviously like they they were in bread and they

1542
01:11:14.680 --> 01:11:17.640
<v Speaker 7>you know, continued the bloodline and that's I supposed to be.

1543
01:11:17.640 --> 01:11:21.439
<v Speaker 7>Egyptians became really uh deformed after they but this was

1544
01:11:21.479 --> 01:11:23.640
<v Speaker 7>to be so smart. I don't understand why the Egyptians

1545
01:11:23.640 --> 01:11:26.159
<v Speaker 7>didn't you know, they had supposed to be golden cities, but.

1546
01:11:26.159 --> 01:11:27.479
<v Speaker 4>Yet you became.

1547
01:11:29.239 --> 01:11:31.960
<v Speaker 7>You became interbred into the family because they want to

1548
01:11:32.000 --> 01:11:34.960
<v Speaker 7>keep the money with inside the family the resulting children. Uh, billy,

1549
01:11:35.000 --> 01:11:37.359
<v Speaker 7>we have three more paragraphs like very small, We're almost done,

1550
01:11:37.399 --> 01:11:39.039
<v Speaker 7>and your fun fact is coming up in a second.

1551
01:11:39.680 --> 01:11:41.000
<v Speaker 7>He's given me a time on it now.

1552
01:11:41.039 --> 01:11:43.039
<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, I've been flipping this the entire time.

1553
01:11:43.159 --> 01:11:44.279
<v Speaker 4>Do you like pointed at you will?

1554
01:11:44.680 --> 01:11:47.039
<v Speaker 3>No, No, I did that every single time. You haven't noticed.

1555
01:11:47.039 --> 01:11:50.880
<v Speaker 6>I've been rubbing the tough of the hand, go rebutting

1556
01:11:50.960 --> 01:11:52.000
<v Speaker 6>every single time I flipped that.

1557
01:11:52.039 --> 01:11:53.840
<v Speaker 4>I gun great.

1558
01:11:54.000 --> 01:11:55.960
<v Speaker 6>I don't know why, because it's so flat and it's

1559
01:11:56.000 --> 01:11:58.520
<v Speaker 6>bothering me. It's like it's like a hand that's just

1560
01:11:58.560 --> 01:11:59.239
<v Speaker 6>like it is so.

1561
01:11:59.439 --> 01:12:02.760
<v Speaker 4>Flat's I got a feeling. Is there a thing for that?

1562
01:12:02.840 --> 01:12:06.439
<v Speaker 4>Is there some people that like touch things things? I

1563
01:12:06.479 --> 01:12:06.760
<v Speaker 4>don't know?

1564
01:12:06.960 --> 01:12:08.680
<v Speaker 3>They will call me that's.

1565
01:12:12.279 --> 01:12:15.640
<v Speaker 4>People like people like feeling things. You ever saying. Get

1566
01:12:15.680 --> 01:12:16.239
<v Speaker 4>him to the Greek.

1567
01:12:16.479 --> 01:12:18.720
<v Speaker 7>He's like really high on that Jeffrey and he's like

1568
01:12:18.960 --> 01:12:19.800
<v Speaker 7>rubbed the furry wall.

1569
01:12:19.840 --> 01:12:24.600
<v Speaker 6>Oh yeah, no, he's Jeffy doing that ship.

1570
01:12:25.560 --> 01:12:26.359
<v Speaker 4>I want to try that.

1571
01:12:26.560 --> 01:12:28.800
<v Speaker 7>I love mushrooms, but I would love to try LSD

1572
01:12:28.960 --> 01:12:32.479
<v Speaker 7>and Billy has said he will do a Patriot episode

1573
01:12:32.520 --> 01:12:35.039
<v Speaker 7>where we do a live stream on mushrooms.

1574
01:12:35.039 --> 01:12:35.720
<v Speaker 4>He did agree.

1575
01:12:36.479 --> 01:12:38.279
<v Speaker 3>I remember that he did agree.

1576
01:12:38.319 --> 01:12:41.239
<v Speaker 4>He told me we're doing it. We're doing a gram

1577
01:12:41.279 --> 01:12:42.000
<v Speaker 4>each and that's it.

1578
01:12:42.239 --> 01:12:43.720
<v Speaker 3>I don't recall that conversation.

1579
01:12:44.079 --> 01:12:44.960
<v Speaker 4>Children were deformed?

1580
01:12:45.039 --> 01:12:48.760
<v Speaker 7>Can you cont inter breeding slowly and turn into obviously

1581
01:12:48.840 --> 01:12:51.880
<v Speaker 7>the melon heads? One person claims there's like a non

1582
01:12:51.960 --> 01:12:54.600
<v Speaker 7>spooky explanation behind the melon head story in Michigan.

1583
01:12:54.720 --> 01:12:56.239
<v Speaker 3>That's the non spooky one felt.

1584
01:12:56.319 --> 01:13:00.359
<v Speaker 7>Mansion used to be a seminary, and a Grand Even

1585
01:13:00.439 --> 01:13:02.279
<v Speaker 7>Tribune spoke.

1586
01:13:02.000 --> 01:13:03.600
<v Speaker 3>Of its force a seminary.

1587
01:13:03.760 --> 01:13:04.560
<v Speaker 4>I actually don't know.

1588
01:13:05.960 --> 01:13:08.439
<v Speaker 3>I thought you just mispronounced cemetery.

1589
01:13:08.279 --> 01:13:10.680
<v Speaker 4>Seminary, seminary.

1590
01:13:10.840 --> 01:13:15.840
<v Speaker 6>Let's find out a ceremony. Oh okay, oh, it's a

1591
01:13:15.840 --> 01:13:16.720
<v Speaker 6>Catholic school.

1592
01:13:17.760 --> 01:13:21.560
<v Speaker 7>An environment which saw something originates from.

1593
01:13:21.319 --> 01:13:24.560
<v Speaker 3>A seminary school of I can't read it.

1594
01:13:24.560 --> 01:13:28.479
<v Speaker 4>Theological seminary defend. Yeah, it's a school of educational institution.

1595
01:13:28.680 --> 01:13:32.079
<v Speaker 3>It's a fucking Catholic school essentially.

1596
01:13:31.800 --> 01:13:32.520
<v Speaker 4>Christian minister.

1597
01:13:32.600 --> 01:13:34.840
<v Speaker 3>Yes, it's a school, Okay, So it's.

1598
01:13:35.039 --> 01:13:37.680
<v Speaker 7>A non spooky version of this is that you know

1599
01:13:38.000 --> 01:13:38.960
<v Speaker 7>there the Felt.

1600
01:13:38.720 --> 01:13:40.640
<v Speaker 3>Mansion is a scary Catholic school.

1601
01:13:40.800 --> 01:13:45.359
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, scar Yeah, they're scary. Meet the priests in the

1602
01:13:45.359 --> 01:13:50.159
<v Speaker 7>basement for your daily confession. Felt Mansion was used as

1603
01:13:50.199 --> 01:13:53.039
<v Speaker 7>like a somewhat of a school for religious people essentially,

1604
01:13:53.079 --> 01:13:55.319
<v Speaker 7>like that the you know, religious archetypes and you know,

1605
01:13:55.640 --> 01:13:59.000
<v Speaker 7>teaching the kids to you make sure that you you

1606
01:13:59.079 --> 01:14:02.640
<v Speaker 7>follow the Word of Christ. And so one of its

1607
01:14:02.680 --> 01:14:05.800
<v Speaker 7>former students supposed to be spoke about this. He said

1608
01:14:05.960 --> 01:14:08.680
<v Speaker 7>rumors started because of the unknown The melon Heads were

1609
01:14:08.720 --> 01:14:14.479
<v Speaker 7>actually seminaries at the Saint August Seminary. Seminarians at the

1610
01:14:14.520 --> 01:14:17.680
<v Speaker 7>Saint August Seminary and Felt Mansion. The little kids called

1611
01:14:17.760 --> 01:14:20.840
<v Speaker 7>us that because it was a private school and.

1612
01:14:20.640 --> 01:14:23.800
<v Speaker 4>We were brainy. So it was like they labeled it

1613
01:14:23.840 --> 01:14:25.840
<v Speaker 4>as like the smart kids.

1614
01:14:25.520 --> 01:14:28.520
<v Speaker 3>School, ah, not the dumb kids school.

1615
01:14:28.600 --> 01:14:31.520
<v Speaker 4>So there's like, which is I get it?

1616
01:14:31.600 --> 01:14:33.800
<v Speaker 7>Kind of actually like the public school kids are like

1617
01:14:34.119 --> 01:14:39.279
<v Speaker 7>smoking cigarettes like chewing tobacco and like fucking snorting'bacco and

1618
01:14:39.319 --> 01:14:45.439
<v Speaker 7>all that stuff. You ever store a tobacco fucking what Yeah,

1619
01:14:45.479 --> 01:14:48.079
<v Speaker 7>they do in Italy, Buddy, I knew he brought back.

1620
01:14:48.119 --> 01:14:48.880
<v Speaker 4>He was Italian.

1621
01:14:49.520 --> 01:14:53.479
<v Speaker 7>My cousin was buzzed with his kid and Niagara Falls, and.

1622
01:14:53.199 --> 01:14:54.439
<v Speaker 3>He brought back contain.

1623
01:14:55.600 --> 01:14:56.159
<v Speaker 4>It was like a.

1624
01:14:56.119 --> 01:15:00.079
<v Speaker 7>Contain yeah container right, almost like you're like, oh, but

1625
01:15:00.119 --> 01:15:02.000
<v Speaker 7>it's like lip chap. But the thing is you turned it.

1626
01:15:02.000 --> 01:15:04.359
<v Speaker 7>It was like this little tin container. The lid you

1627
01:15:04.399 --> 01:15:07.079
<v Speaker 7>turned it in a little hole you know would happen

1628
01:15:07.079 --> 01:15:08.680
<v Speaker 7>when you turned it because there is a hole that

1629
01:15:08.760 --> 01:15:11.079
<v Speaker 7>covered and then you know, you just tap it on

1630
01:15:11.119 --> 01:15:13.840
<v Speaker 7>your hand, tap it wherever, and then you go and

1631
01:15:13.880 --> 01:15:16.239
<v Speaker 7>you snorre on a tobacco. I tried it. It just

1632
01:15:16.239 --> 01:15:19.000
<v Speaker 7>fucking burns your thing. But also me and Raz the show,

1633
01:15:19.119 --> 01:15:21.000
<v Speaker 7>like rases on this podcast, far back in the day,

1634
01:15:21.079 --> 01:15:24.159
<v Speaker 7>Raz was super into shamanism, mushroom psychedelics, all that stuff.

1635
01:15:24.159 --> 01:15:28.039
<v Speaker 7>He's very spiritual and so actually, well, Ras is when

1636
01:15:28.119 --> 01:15:30.600
<v Speaker 7>first people I went to the freedom protests with Yeah

1637
01:15:30.640 --> 01:15:33.800
<v Speaker 7>and Ras, we tried, oh I'm not gonna I'm not

1638
01:15:33.800 --> 01:15:37.279
<v Speaker 7>gonna remember it asanga or something like that and it's

1639
01:15:37.319 --> 01:15:41.000
<v Speaker 7>where you shoot tobacco up your nose and it's like natural,

1640
01:15:41.119 --> 01:15:43.520
<v Speaker 7>real tobacco, and he did it and it fucking stings.

1641
01:15:43.680 --> 01:15:46.159
<v Speaker 7>It's almost like the if you see those ancient tries

1642
01:15:46.279 --> 01:15:47.720
<v Speaker 7>when you go and.

1643
01:15:47.720 --> 01:15:49.239
<v Speaker 4>He like they shoot that stuff up with their nose.

1644
01:15:49.560 --> 01:15:52.479
<v Speaker 7>That's usually for hunting because the backo stimulates your brain,

1645
01:15:52.720 --> 01:15:55.119
<v Speaker 7>especially when it's hitting you in raw form, so then

1646
01:15:55.159 --> 01:15:56.840
<v Speaker 7>they would go out hunting. So me and Raz did

1647
01:15:56.880 --> 01:15:59.279
<v Speaker 7>it like I think once or twice before a podcast

1648
01:15:59.319 --> 01:16:02.239
<v Speaker 7>which might come on for Lost Tips episode on the Patreon,

1649
01:16:02.279 --> 01:16:04.640
<v Speaker 7>because it was a weird. Yeah, so you have this

1650
01:16:04.680 --> 01:16:07.159
<v Speaker 7>little thing and go it's like a little tube and

1651
01:16:07.199 --> 01:16:08.840
<v Speaker 7>like it may I would usually that's.

1652
01:16:08.760 --> 01:16:11.000
<v Speaker 4>What even goes through there and then up your nose

1653
01:16:11.039 --> 01:16:13.479
<v Speaker 4>and you have to shoot it up or into your brain.

1654
01:16:14.119 --> 01:16:16.720
<v Speaker 3>That sounds like it's gonna your brain.

1655
01:16:16.680 --> 01:16:19.960
<v Speaker 7>Hurts, but then you like feel like super awake, almost

1656
01:16:19.960 --> 01:16:23.880
<v Speaker 7>like cocaine. But it's it's like that fucking weird. But

1657
01:16:24.000 --> 01:16:27.600
<v Speaker 7>the like Italians literally just to snort it. People fucking

1658
01:16:27.600 --> 01:16:29.359
<v Speaker 7>put in their gums. Those kids like from where I'm

1659
01:16:29.439 --> 01:16:31.439
<v Speaker 7>not where I live now. Burfer is like a small

1660
01:16:31.520 --> 01:16:32.800
<v Speaker 7>towns that moved through a small place.

1661
01:16:33.079 --> 01:16:34.680
<v Speaker 4>They just like dabs.

1662
01:16:35.920 --> 01:16:39.359
<v Speaker 7>Sorry, So I don't get that just ruin our teeth

1663
01:16:39.399 --> 01:16:40.720
<v Speaker 7>even worse than smoking cigarettes.

1664
01:16:40.760 --> 01:16:44.640
<v Speaker 6>Kid, you know what, I think that's all a facade

1665
01:16:44.760 --> 01:16:46.960
<v Speaker 6>because it's still perfect.

1666
01:16:47.279 --> 01:16:49.640
<v Speaker 4>Did you do deep? No? I mean I have smoked.

1667
01:16:49.640 --> 01:16:52.000
<v Speaker 4>For fucking what I'm saying like dip like would ruin

1668
01:16:52.079 --> 01:16:53.359
<v Speaker 4>your worse than smoking.

1669
01:16:53.479 --> 01:17:00.079
<v Speaker 6>I'm just saying, like everyone's like, really it shows.

1670
01:16:59.159 --> 01:17:03.000
<v Speaker 4>Yes, Okay, I forget that I thought you were twenty seven.

1671
01:17:03.359 --> 01:17:04.880
<v Speaker 4>You're still four years younger than me.

1672
01:17:05.119 --> 01:17:07.960
<v Speaker 6>You steal for It's weird. Yeah I used to be

1673
01:17:09.119 --> 01:17:11.920
<v Speaker 6>and then like I was. Actually I've caught up. I'm

1674
01:17:11.920 --> 01:17:13.000
<v Speaker 6>only two years thenger than you.

1675
01:17:13.039 --> 01:17:13.119
<v Speaker 4>Know.

1676
01:17:13.720 --> 01:17:16.039
<v Speaker 7>I just forget how we met when you were sixteen nine.

1677
01:17:16.039 --> 01:17:17.880
<v Speaker 7>Then I was fucking yeah, it's crazy. I wasn't smoking,

1678
01:17:17.880 --> 01:17:19.279
<v Speaker 7>so fucking no.

1679
01:17:19.319 --> 01:17:21.680
<v Speaker 6>The thing is ten years is smoking and my teeth

1680
01:17:21.680 --> 01:17:23.319
<v Speaker 6>are still fucking immaculate.

1681
01:17:23.640 --> 01:17:25.319
<v Speaker 3>Fuck off, big Facty.

1682
01:17:25.279 --> 01:17:28.159
<v Speaker 4>Keeps smoking and let me see you at forty five.

1683
01:17:29.520 --> 01:17:32.119
<v Speaker 3>I'm just saying ten years, I don't have so much

1684
01:17:32.159 --> 01:17:32.840
<v Speaker 3>to sustain.

1685
01:17:33.239 --> 01:17:34.800
<v Speaker 4>You always claim how tall you are, but no one

1686
01:17:34.800 --> 01:17:36.640
<v Speaker 4>happens to tall people. They die quicker.

1687
01:17:36.760 --> 01:17:39.039
<v Speaker 3>I'm not tall. I'm just normal height.

1688
01:17:40.039 --> 01:17:41.920
<v Speaker 4>No, it's not. You're not normal.

1689
01:17:42.119 --> 01:17:44.479
<v Speaker 7>We're not normal on this We're strange, all right, fucking

1690
01:17:44.479 --> 01:17:48.199
<v Speaker 7>this one episode. So, one version of the Michigan legend

1691
01:17:48.279 --> 01:17:50.840
<v Speaker 7>claims that children were used to live in felt mansion.

1692
01:17:51.119 --> 01:17:53.880
<v Speaker 7>Eventually they moved out and took refuge obviously a series

1693
01:17:53.920 --> 01:17:57.159
<v Speaker 7>of tunnels and caverns they ran under the property.

1694
01:17:57.680 --> 01:18:01.359
<v Speaker 4>They never emerged and eventually turned into the melon heads.

1695
01:18:01.640 --> 01:18:05.319
<v Speaker 7>And if you were out in the woods in Michigan, Connecticut,

1696
01:18:05.439 --> 01:18:09.079
<v Speaker 7>or was the other place we said beware of you

1697
01:18:09.119 --> 01:18:11.119
<v Speaker 7>see anyone with a large nog and you better, you

1698
01:18:11.159 --> 01:18:14.640
<v Speaker 7>better get scared or connected, Ohio or Michigan, all the

1699
01:18:14.640 --> 01:18:17.159
<v Speaker 7>places we've talked about, which I'm sure there's melon heads

1700
01:18:17.159 --> 01:18:20.119
<v Speaker 7>all over Canada. According to the nice stage, we look

1701
01:18:20.239 --> 01:18:22.640
<v Speaker 7>like that head flappy heads.

1702
01:18:22.640 --> 01:18:26.239
<v Speaker 6>I just but I can see it. Like if I

1703
01:18:26.359 --> 01:18:28.119
<v Speaker 6>watched me talk, I could see it.

1704
01:18:28.159 --> 01:18:29.399
<v Speaker 4>You look at a normal human being.

1705
01:18:29.439 --> 01:18:31.920
<v Speaker 3>Bro Ha, I got excited.

1706
01:18:33.279 --> 01:18:40.159
<v Speaker 4>Yeah yeah, so, like I don't know, before we get

1707
01:18:40.159 --> 01:18:43.039
<v Speaker 4>in your fun fact, let's ask the fucker doing that.

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01:18:43.479 --> 01:18:45.039
<v Speaker 4>I got one. You're not gonna like it, but I

1709
01:18:45.039 --> 01:18:45.439
<v Speaker 4>got one.

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01:18:45.920 --> 01:18:49.119
<v Speaker 7>Okay, what do you think about the melon heads? You

1711
01:18:49.159 --> 01:18:50.640
<v Speaker 7>think they exist? Do you think it's a real thing.

1712
01:18:50.680 --> 01:18:52.560
<v Speaker 7>Do you think it's just you know, a bunch of

1713
01:18:52.640 --> 01:18:55.279
<v Speaker 7>like people that are like caught into the you know,

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01:18:55.319 --> 01:18:55.800
<v Speaker 7>in the thing.

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01:18:55.920 --> 01:18:56.319
<v Speaker 3>It's finny.

1716
01:18:56.359 --> 01:18:58.279
<v Speaker 4>I blank myself out. But if you watch the video,

1717
01:18:58.319 --> 01:18:59.359
<v Speaker 4>I didn't even say anything.

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01:18:59.720 --> 01:19:01.840
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I was gonna I like, it took me a

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01:19:01.880 --> 01:19:04.079
<v Speaker 6>minute to fucking comprehendid because I felt like I just

1720
01:19:04.079 --> 01:19:04.920
<v Speaker 6>got blanked.

1721
01:19:04.600 --> 01:19:04.960
<v Speaker 3>Out of it.

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01:19:05.119 --> 01:19:07.600
<v Speaker 6>You thought about it though, when Yeah, I know, I

1723
01:19:07.640 --> 01:19:09.399
<v Speaker 6>know what you meant to fucking say, you idiot?

1724
01:19:09.600 --> 01:19:11.399
<v Speaker 7>Is it just, you know, is it just people that

1725
01:19:11.680 --> 01:19:14.000
<v Speaker 7>you know, have you know, their special needs. I wonder

1726
01:19:14.000 --> 01:19:16.119
<v Speaker 7>if I wonder if like or is it people that

1727
01:19:16.159 --> 01:19:17.079
<v Speaker 7>have deformities?

1728
01:19:17.159 --> 01:19:18.920
<v Speaker 3>You know what I wonder if this is so much?

1729
01:19:19.079 --> 01:19:21.600
<v Speaker 6>Is like back then, like if you're from a small town,

1730
01:19:21.640 --> 01:19:23.840
<v Speaker 6>like so, okay, here's the thing.

1731
01:19:24.479 --> 01:19:24.720
<v Speaker 4>True.

1732
01:19:24.840 --> 01:19:26.960
<v Speaker 3>Back then, the average.

1733
01:19:26.680 --> 01:19:29.600
<v Speaker 6>Person was what like it was a lot smaller than

1734
01:19:29.600 --> 01:19:32.039
<v Speaker 6>it is today, Like we've grown a lot. Yeah, so

1735
01:19:32.119 --> 01:19:34.279
<v Speaker 6>like your average height for like anywhere than I was

1736
01:19:34.279 --> 01:19:41.119
<v Speaker 6>in thirteen hundreds. Not Jesus bro, that's zero that zero

1737
01:19:41.279 --> 01:19:46.119
<v Speaker 6>zero anyways, actually you're negative thirty four.

1738
01:19:46.399 --> 01:19:48.399
<v Speaker 3>But anyways, I honestly.

1739
01:19:48.239 --> 01:19:50.760
<v Speaker 7>I mean some fucking people, you know, I'm not that short.

1740
01:19:50.800 --> 01:19:53.359
<v Speaker 7>I've mean some short dudes lately. I'm like, man, you're short.

1741
01:19:54.119 --> 01:19:55.119
<v Speaker 4>I thought I was short.

1742
01:19:55.319 --> 01:19:59.479
<v Speaker 6>I'm not sure you're fine anyways, but I wonder if

1743
01:19:59.479 --> 01:20:01.359
<v Speaker 6>it was just like, yeah, maybe that one family that

1744
01:20:01.439 --> 01:20:04.119
<v Speaker 6>was big boned. There's like a giant and they had

1745
01:20:04.119 --> 01:20:06.079
<v Speaker 6>big heads, but the rest of them was also huge,

1746
01:20:06.119 --> 01:20:08.680
<v Speaker 6>Like they had big hands and like big shoulders and

1747
01:20:08.680 --> 01:20:10.920
<v Speaker 6>they're just broaden like that's why I'm running among a

1748
01:20:10.920 --> 01:20:13.960
<v Speaker 6>bunch of car among a bunch of fucking like irishmen,

1749
01:20:14.439 --> 01:20:18.399
<v Speaker 6>and you're like, yeah, these guys are big.

1750
01:20:18.439 --> 01:20:21.319
<v Speaker 7>Gune I think he was partly is an urban legend

1751
01:20:21.560 --> 01:20:24.239
<v Speaker 7>who knows that the asylum actually existed. But for a fact,

1752
01:20:24.279 --> 01:20:26.600
<v Speaker 7>we do know that the experiments on people. Who knows

1753
01:20:26.600 --> 01:20:28.840
<v Speaker 7>if it didn't make your cranium large.

1754
01:20:28.760 --> 01:20:30.640
<v Speaker 4>That's fair. You know who who.

1755
01:20:30.399 --> 01:20:32.239
<v Speaker 3>Knows it's time for.

1756
01:20:38.840 --> 01:20:40.000
<v Speaker 4>That day?

1757
01:20:40.359 --> 01:20:42.479
<v Speaker 3>Okay, no one, no one.

1758
01:20:42.600 --> 01:20:45.479
<v Speaker 6>I enjoyed not having to do it, though no one

1759
01:20:45.520 --> 01:20:48.159
<v Speaker 6>sent me one, so I just you know, it's stuff

1760
01:20:48.199 --> 01:20:49.720
<v Speaker 6>top of my head. I fucking learned this like two

1761
01:20:49.760 --> 01:20:51.479
<v Speaker 6>weeks ago, and I thought it was cool. Again, you're

1762
01:20:51.520 --> 01:20:55.560
<v Speaker 6>not gonna enjoy it about sports, but yes, uh, baseball

1763
01:20:55.640 --> 01:20:59.720
<v Speaker 6>is a cy young Award for Best Picture. Uh, they

1764
01:20:59.720 --> 01:21:02.239
<v Speaker 6>give it way every year. The person that's one of

1765
01:21:02.239 --> 01:21:05.720
<v Speaker 6>the most cy Young Awards has never pitched a no hitter,

1766
01:21:06.439 --> 01:21:09.279
<v Speaker 6>and the picture that's pitched the most no hitters has

1767
01:21:09.319 --> 01:21:11.840
<v Speaker 6>never won a say Young Award. I just thought that

1768
01:21:11.880 --> 01:21:14.640
<v Speaker 6>was interesting. It's all politics. I told you you're not

1769
01:21:14.640 --> 01:21:16.960
<v Speaker 6>gonna like it. Some people are gonna find that extremely interesting.

1770
01:21:17.439 --> 01:21:19.159
<v Speaker 6>I forget the names of those two pictures, but I

1771
01:21:19.199 --> 01:21:19.920
<v Speaker 6>just know that's fact.

1772
01:21:21.319 --> 01:21:22.239
<v Speaker 4>Huh.

1773
01:21:23.000 --> 01:21:25.520
<v Speaker 6>So basically, the picture that has done the craziest thing

1774
01:21:25.520 --> 01:21:27.880
<v Speaker 6>has never got acknowledged for it, and the picture that's

1775
01:21:28.279 --> 01:21:31.119
<v Speaker 6>been acknowledged as the best picture ever has never done

1776
01:21:31.119 --> 01:21:31.760
<v Speaker 6>the crazy thing.

1777
01:21:32.520 --> 01:21:33.279
<v Speaker 3>It's just kind of cool.

1778
01:21:33.319 --> 01:21:36.720
<v Speaker 4>Billy, where are you going? Huh? Where are you going? Oh?

1779
01:21:36.760 --> 01:21:38.520
<v Speaker 3>On Monday, Costa Rica.

1780
01:21:38.800 --> 01:21:41.319
<v Speaker 4>It's going to Costa Rica. Yeah, what do you What

1781
01:21:41.359 --> 01:21:43.479
<v Speaker 4>are you doing in Costa Rica? Getting sucked up? Yeah?

1782
01:21:43.520 --> 01:21:46.239
<v Speaker 3>A week off fucking work and relax for a minute.

1783
01:21:46.319 --> 01:21:48.119
<v Speaker 4>Yeah. So we will see Billy back on.

1784
01:21:48.560 --> 01:21:50.600
<v Speaker 7>We have very there's a lot of talks for we're

1785
01:21:50.600 --> 01:21:53.439
<v Speaker 7>gonna I think hopefully the next time that Billy's on,

1786
01:21:53.600 --> 01:21:56.520
<v Speaker 7>it will be me Anton and Billy and we're gonna

1787
01:21:56.920 --> 01:22:01.600
<v Speaker 7>start diving into some really big topics it's gonna happen,

1788
01:22:02.159 --> 01:22:05.279
<v Speaker 7>and also be prepared because me and Anton have already

1789
01:22:05.279 --> 01:22:07.680
<v Speaker 7>had discussions about bringing it Billy in on some serial

1790
01:22:07.760 --> 01:22:12.199
<v Speaker 7>killer episodes that are coming, most likely this summer, and

1791
01:22:12.600 --> 01:22:16.039
<v Speaker 7>me and Anton have both agreed that some of the

1792
01:22:16.359 --> 01:22:19.520
<v Speaker 7>killers will eventually get into will be very entertaining to

1793
01:22:19.560 --> 01:22:22.680
<v Speaker 7>the fans. Considering you go in blind and we both know,

1794
01:22:22.800 --> 01:22:24.880
<v Speaker 7>me and Anton both know what is gonna happen, and

1795
01:22:24.920 --> 01:22:27.760
<v Speaker 7>you have no idea how disgusting and deep some of

1796
01:22:27.800 --> 01:22:31.960
<v Speaker 7>these serial killers really get into the acts of depravity

1797
01:22:32.039 --> 01:22:33.239
<v Speaker 7>that they do do well.

1798
01:22:33.319 --> 01:22:36.880
<v Speaker 6>You can only get so deep. They get deep, and

1799
01:22:36.880 --> 01:22:39.000
<v Speaker 6>then the body like goes back to the beginning.

1800
01:22:39.079 --> 01:22:43.640
<v Speaker 4>Technically, what what you don't even know what you said?

1801
01:22:43.720 --> 01:22:45.359
<v Speaker 3>I do notice it, you didn't catch it.

1802
01:22:45.439 --> 01:22:48.199
<v Speaker 4>The body goes back to the beginning. It becomes a baby.

1803
01:22:47.960 --> 01:22:50.399
<v Speaker 6>No, meaning I can only go so deep before I'm

1804
01:22:50.399 --> 01:22:51.159
<v Speaker 6>out of your mouth.

1805
01:22:53.479 --> 01:22:56.840
<v Speaker 4>Billy's gotta fucking you didn't.

1806
01:22:56.600 --> 01:22:57.960
<v Speaker 3>Even understand it.

1807
01:22:59.279 --> 01:23:02.119
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, most people have longer than twenty five inches between

1808
01:23:02.119 --> 01:23:05.079
<v Speaker 6>their between their genitalily in their mouth.

1809
01:23:06.960 --> 01:23:07.800
<v Speaker 4>Not sure a midget.

1810
01:23:08.079 --> 01:23:09.079
<v Speaker 3>I actually had a guy today.

1811
01:23:09.119 --> 01:23:10.760
<v Speaker 6>This is a quick funny story at a guy today

1812
01:23:10.800 --> 01:23:12.720
<v Speaker 6>and he's like, I always tell people like how much

1813
01:23:12.760 --> 01:23:15.880
<v Speaker 6>inslation they have whatever. It's like, there's an inch level

1814
01:23:15.920 --> 01:23:18.079
<v Speaker 6>and that was like, so you got about eight inches.

1815
01:23:18.079 --> 01:23:19.920
<v Speaker 3>He's like, oh, I know exactly how much that is.

1816
01:23:22.600 --> 01:23:25.039
<v Speaker 6>I fucking laughed and his wife fucking just like rolled

1817
01:23:25.039 --> 01:23:25.800
<v Speaker 6>her eyes went back.

1818
01:23:25.840 --> 01:23:29.279
<v Speaker 3>It's like, this is eight inches I measured. This is

1819
01:23:29.279 --> 01:23:30.159
<v Speaker 3>all he got up there.

1820
01:23:32.319 --> 01:23:35.319
<v Speaker 4>That's actually funny. All right. We appreciate all the fans

1821
01:23:35.920 --> 01:23:36.399
<v Speaker 4>for everybody.

1822
01:23:36.439 --> 01:23:36.560
<v Speaker 6>You know.

1823
01:23:36.560 --> 01:23:38.600
<v Speaker 4>Where to support us is WWS Strange.

1824
01:23:38.399 --> 01:23:41.760
<v Speaker 7>Podcast dot com. Subscribe to the Patreon. We would like

1825
01:23:41.880 --> 01:23:44.039
<v Speaker 7>really appreciate people going out of their way too. It's

1826
01:23:44.039 --> 01:23:45.560
<v Speaker 7>three bucks a month and there's a lot of fun

1827
01:23:45.560 --> 01:23:46.279
<v Speaker 7>content on there.

1828
01:23:46.439 --> 01:23:47.479
<v Speaker 4>We have Strange streams.

1829
01:23:47.479 --> 01:23:50.680
<v Speaker 3>You're not that poor, You're fine.

1830
01:23:50.880 --> 01:23:54.319
<v Speaker 7>We have strange streams. Uh, there's the commentary coming the

1831
01:23:55.319 --> 01:23:58.479
<v Speaker 7>we meet. Billy recorded this. Before this, me and Anton

1832
01:23:58.520 --> 01:24:00.000
<v Speaker 7>recorded the first Unreal review.

1833
01:24:00.520 --> 01:24:01.479
<v Speaker 4>Uh. So I'll be coming out.

1834
01:24:01.520 --> 01:24:04.199
<v Speaker 7>We'll probably for the fans listening on all the podcast

1835
01:24:04.279 --> 01:24:06.199
<v Speaker 7>platforms and YouTube. It will come out as a little

1836
01:24:06.199 --> 01:24:09.319
<v Speaker 7>clip so people can kind of see what we're all about.

1837
01:24:09.600 --> 01:24:12.520
<v Speaker 7>And then once Billy decides to fork up the fucking

1838
01:24:12.560 --> 01:24:15.600
<v Speaker 7>dollars to get a laptop that's not refurbished, and shit, uh,

1839
01:24:15.640 --> 01:24:17.520
<v Speaker 7>he will be coming on Patreon episodes because I'm.

1840
01:24:17.439 --> 01:24:22.359
<v Speaker 6>Specifically saying, so I've become cheap because we have all.

1841
01:24:22.279 --> 01:24:24.319
<v Speaker 7>We've talked about is doing and I was listening to it.

1842
01:24:24.600 --> 01:24:25.880
<v Speaker 7>That's what I said at the beginning of this, says,

1843
01:24:25.920 --> 01:24:28.039
<v Speaker 7>let's do a very old episode like driving home from

1844
01:24:28.039 --> 01:24:29.319
<v Speaker 7>work last.

1845
01:24:29.079 --> 01:24:30.479
<v Speaker 4>Like a week or two just looking at it, listening to

1846
01:24:30.479 --> 01:24:31.039
<v Speaker 4>the old stuff.

1847
01:24:31.079 --> 01:24:33.239
<v Speaker 7>It's been like three years since we like kind of

1848
01:24:33.319 --> 01:24:36.920
<v Speaker 7>just started getting off of this podcast and the blasting

1849
01:24:36.960 --> 01:24:39.119
<v Speaker 7>off into the the ethers of the the.

1850
01:24:39.640 --> 01:24:40.520
<v Speaker 3>The right now.

1851
01:24:40.680 --> 01:24:42.640
<v Speaker 4>Son, But you know, we.

1852
01:24:42.560 --> 01:24:44.720
<v Speaker 7>Talked about doing these rant episodes and we call them

1853
01:24:44.720 --> 01:24:46.039
<v Speaker 7>Stranger Danger now on the Patreon.

1854
01:24:46.079 --> 01:24:48.199
<v Speaker 4>But we've talked about doing these rant episodes.

1855
01:24:48.239 --> 01:24:50.079
<v Speaker 7>Me and Anton will have one coming out fairly soon,

1856
01:24:50.520 --> 01:24:53.000
<v Speaker 7>and me and Billy need to do one. It's got

1857
01:24:53.000 --> 01:24:55.279
<v Speaker 7>to be one where we're even it's easier for you

1858
01:24:55.319 --> 01:24:56.640
<v Speaker 7>maybe not to come out, or you can be at

1859
01:24:56.640 --> 01:24:58.279
<v Speaker 7>home and you can just drink you have, you can

1860
01:24:58.359 --> 01:24:59.960
<v Speaker 7>just your beds right there if you want to sleep,

1861
01:25:00.279 --> 01:25:01.439
<v Speaker 7>and then you drink it.

1862
01:25:01.920 --> 01:25:04.000
<v Speaker 3>I sleeped hanging upside down like a vampire.

1863
01:25:04.479 --> 01:25:06.520
<v Speaker 7>I could see that. I could definitely see that he

1864
01:25:06.560 --> 01:25:08.359
<v Speaker 7>has the foot strength where he just like.

1865
01:25:08.920 --> 01:25:10.199
<v Speaker 4>I'm just it's just my toes.

1866
01:25:11.560 --> 01:25:14.239
<v Speaker 6>It's not even I was thinking, like my fucking knees,

1867
01:25:14.359 --> 01:25:16.479
<v Speaker 6>but like, yeah, just my toes clinch me.

1868
01:25:17.000 --> 01:25:19.640
<v Speaker 7>Uh so you know you know where to follow supports

1869
01:25:19.720 --> 01:25:21.119
<v Speaker 7>a lot. There is a lot of stuff coming on

1870
01:25:21.119 --> 01:25:23.000
<v Speaker 7>the Patreon. It's gonna be a lot of fun. There

1871
01:25:23.039 --> 01:25:24.880
<v Speaker 7>will eventually be a lot of that, like I said,

1872
01:25:25.119 --> 01:25:27.239
<v Speaker 7>uh to Anton and stuff like that when we're talking

1873
01:25:27.239 --> 01:25:30.720
<v Speaker 7>about the Unreal review and eventually, like all the specials

1874
01:25:30.720 --> 01:25:32.760
<v Speaker 7>are slowly gonna go on the Patreon. So if you

1875
01:25:32.840 --> 01:25:34.960
<v Speaker 7>never caught the specials and stuff like that, they're gonna

1876
01:25:34.960 --> 01:25:36.239
<v Speaker 7>be on the Patreons forever.

1877
01:25:36.439 --> 01:25:37.079
<v Speaker 4>So cool.

1878
01:25:37.680 --> 01:25:38.159
<v Speaker 3>Use fart?

1879
01:25:39.760 --> 01:25:41.439
<v Speaker 4>No, I just did. Oh.

1880
01:25:41.840 --> 01:25:44.439
<v Speaker 6>I was like, I wish it's rare.

1881
01:25:44.640 --> 01:25:45.159
<v Speaker 4>I enjoy it.

1882
01:25:45.159 --> 01:25:48.479
<v Speaker 3>A good fart is like depression enduring.

1883
01:25:48.239 --> 01:25:48.960
<v Speaker 4>That I enjoyed.

1884
01:25:54.640 --> 01:25:57.439
<v Speaker 6>So I guess it's gonna be a glorious, azorious moment

1885
01:25:57.479 --> 01:25:59.840
<v Speaker 6>for me. When I went course is a big horse

1886
01:26:00.039 --> 01:26:02.199
<v Speaker 6>and I did not take my medicine, I said, no,

1887
01:26:02.600 --> 01:26:03.079
<v Speaker 6>I don't.

1888
01:26:02.920 --> 01:26:04.760
<v Speaker 4>Want to really luck this girl. She is the nice

1889
01:26:04.800 --> 01:26:05.399
<v Speaker 4>for China.

1890
01:26:05.520 --> 01:26:07.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm the crazy ter just didn't hear she had something

1891
01:26:07.880 --> 01:26:10.399
<v Speaker 2>in her man w lapus driving right on tender must

1892
01:26:10.399 --> 01:26:11.119
<v Speaker 2>have been the leaner.

1893
01:26:11.479 --> 01:26:13.800
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I know, I'm a take at least minus.

1894
01:26:13.479 --> 01:26:15.359
<v Speaker 3>Bigger go inside a venture puncture her.

1895
01:26:15.359 --> 01:26:18.479
<v Speaker 2>Liver, and I can hear now facing round the house,

1896
01:26:18.600 --> 01:26:19.920
<v Speaker 2>standing up her phone.

1897
01:26:19.760 --> 01:26:22.039
<v Speaker 4>Saying Dad, I want to come home. Forgive me. It's

1898
01:26:22.079 --> 01:26:24.000
<v Speaker 4>really and I think he might have gone crazy.

1899
01:26:24.039 --> 01:26:26.800
<v Speaker 2>He just keeps screaming at me, calling me lady, what

1900
01:26:26.840 --> 01:26:27.880
<v Speaker 2>the fuck is wrong with him?

1901
01:26:27.960 --> 01:26:30.560
<v Speaker 6>He's been humping the couch like thirty minutes out, saying

1902
01:26:30.600 --> 01:26:32.640
<v Speaker 6>get the punk out my loan time.

1903
01:26:32.880 --> 01:26:34.239
<v Speaker 4>But he's not in his my mind.

1904
01:26:34.520 --> 01:26:36.720
<v Speaker 2>Well, this drawers down and did a reach around all

1905
01:26:36.760 --> 01:26:40.600
<v Speaker 2>on himself and shay ol motherfucker asserts shop a bottles

1906
01:26:40.600 --> 01:26:42.960
<v Speaker 2>with the cat first place, don't square because if you

1907
01:26:43.000 --> 01:26:44.760
<v Speaker 2>squeeze it, it's gonna be a lot of.

1908
01:26:44.840 --> 01:26:47.279
<v Speaker 4>Panting boom beans. It's none of a mean us.

1909
01:26:47.319 --> 01:26:49.479
<v Speaker 3>Well, that's one way to clean it. Another way would

1910
01:26:49.479 --> 01:26:50.159
<v Speaker 3>be to use.

1911
01:26:50.119 --> 01:26:52.920
<v Speaker 6>Dumb got the barn soap, give you a body roun.

1912
01:26:53.199 --> 01:26:55.119
<v Speaker 6>Why don't we both just sit down on the couch

1913
01:26:55.199 --> 01:26:57.600
<v Speaker 6>and we can go one out. I'm like, huh, all out,

1914
01:26:59.239 --> 01:26:59.840
<v Speaker 6>open the door.

1915
01:27:00.000 --> 01:27:02.079
<v Speaker 4>This is Jory's father. I know you're right in there,

1916
01:27:02.199 --> 01:27:03.119
<v Speaker 4>Billy getting.

1917
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<v Speaker 3>Hold he with my daughter.

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<v Speaker 6>Don't ignore me?

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<v Speaker 4>Are can the door? Run the hinges? You're me kissing

1920
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<v Speaker 4>the four redsco is my witness. You'll be pissing blood

1921
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<v Speaker 4>home as he's riding for my car, looking the car

1922
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<v Speaker 4>green shall.

1923
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<v Speaker 5>I'll never be between my Donty's Last Way and your

1924
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<v Speaker 5>dick is dog meeting.

1925
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<v Speaker 4>You'll be wishing on I was coming.

1926
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<v Speaker 2>Maskandie your buddy will be found.

1927
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<v Speaker 4>No blood on my laundry get away like coach and

1928
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<v Speaker 4>a glad won't fit on me. And you're probably hiding

1929
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<v Speaker 4>in the closet like Kelly. Think on the right way.

1930
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<v Speaker 4>He shout to start Ye your shitty little fucks like

1931
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<v Speaker 4>a path. She just waiting to you. You am I

1932
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<v Speaker 4>rangle bus? Did you just shoot me? Now? My pants

1933
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<v Speaker 4>and full of dirty man?

1934
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<v Speaker 1>Fuck?

1935
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<v Speaker 6>You're ruddy.

1936
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<v Speaker 2>I'm spending a ploy looking down Loogi loking consciousness.

1937
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<v Speaker 4>I was only king and your daughter sky? Is that

1938
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<v Speaker 4>what tunderstand? Is this killing glan no way knowing. I

1939
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<v Speaker 4>don't know where I'm going, but if I'm waiting on

1940
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<v Speaker 4>this kind of sass and the end.

1941
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<v Speaker 6>Of my story.

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<v Speaker 5>But you know it.

1943
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<v Speaker 4>You know what mom was. They hurry tack