Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's Thursday. That means
Speaker 1: it's pop and Bravo and I've got a returning fan favorite.
Speaker 2: It's a spanning Do you start every time with a
Speaker 2: guest saying a fan favorite?
Speaker 1: I've never said it ever?
Speaker 2: Wow, okay, I'll take it.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, that's what I've never said it.
Speaker 2: I've said, somebody, go back in the go back in
Speaker 2: the archives and show me every time she said fan favorite.
Speaker 2: Because I know it's a lie.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, okay, it just it just came
Speaker 1: to me. I was gonna say brother from another mother,
Speaker 1: but I already used that on Instagram, so I didn't wanna, Okay,
Speaker 1: double dip on my.
Speaker 2: Joke, right right, Yeah, yeah, I appreciate that. Even if
Speaker 2: you just made it up. I I'll believe it. I'll
Speaker 2: believe it for what it is.
Speaker 1: How's it going a three hund or two?
Speaker 2: Oh man? It's good. I mean a big news, big news.
Speaker 2: We got a van. I have never been happier in
Speaker 2: my life.
Speaker 1: Listen, I was. People feel very strongly about vans. As
Speaker 1: you probably know, my sister's always had well, my one
Speaker 1: sister always had a van, and my other sister always
Speaker 1: had like a big Yukon or something. I never had
Speaker 1: a van. I always had like a Honda Pilot or
Speaker 1: some kind of like mid to large sized suv. But
Speaker 1: when my son got really tall then and it was
Speaker 1: COVID and we were kind of going back and forth
Speaker 1: to the beach and stuff, We're like, this is not
Speaker 1: going to work our mid sized suv. So I had
Speaker 1: to get like a Yukon. Oh yeah, oh god, how
Speaker 1: much I hated it. We should have just gotten a van.
Speaker 1: When we have rented cars and gotten a van the
Speaker 1: whole time, I'm like, this van lives pretty sweet.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's amazing. I my wife didn't want it. She
Speaker 2: did not want a van. She was not interested. She
Speaker 2: was like, that's not who I am. But then everyone
Speaker 2: and my wife's five two, everyone said, rent a big
Speaker 2: suv with the kids and tell us what you think.
Speaker 2: Then she was like, shit, it's really hard for her
Speaker 2: to get kids in and out of the car.
Speaker 1: Because you're short. I'm short too, Yeah, you're short. Well
Speaker 1: I'm five to five.
Speaker 2: Oh that's not that short.
Speaker 1: By the way, really five four and a half. I
Speaker 1: just say five to five. Yeah, And if anybody in
Speaker 1: my family happened to walk by the door and hurt me,
Speaker 1: say five five, one of them would bust in like
Speaker 1: the kool Aid man and be like, stop lying, you're
Speaker 1: not five five. It's a very big bonut attention in
Speaker 1: this house that I'm not five five, but I'm five
Speaker 1: four and a half. Yeah, so I get it. It's
Speaker 1: hard because you have to pick those kids up and
Speaker 1: put them way up.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and even though we have the spinny car
Speaker 2: seats and everything, it's still hard. But we've got all
Speaker 2: three kids in the middle row now because we only
Speaker 2: had captain's chairs before. Now we've got like and all
Speaker 2: the seats can be taken in and out and you
Speaker 2: can do all this stuff. We've got a camera in
Speaker 2: the car that looks at the kids passenger view. I'm mean,
Speaker 2: I have never been more excited about a car in
Speaker 2: my entire life. This thing is amazing.
Speaker 1: Explain to me about the camera. So you're driving, your dad,
Speaker 1: you're driving in front, Kayle's in the passenger. You're driving,
Speaker 1: you're driving. Where's this camera?
Speaker 2: I don't understand on the main screen, like where your
Speaker 2: radio and everything is. You can look there and you
Speaker 2: see the kids in the back that.
Speaker 1: Seems dangerous and distracted driving.
Speaker 2: No, it's actually it's so much less distracting because you're
Speaker 2: not constantly being like, you know, you know, I'm like
Speaker 2: I see you. I don't have to look back and
Speaker 2: see what the problem is.
Speaker 1: It's like I will turn this car around.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know. But it's like now when
Speaker 2: they're mad because there they still have their shoes on
Speaker 2: and we forgot to take their shoes off before we
Speaker 2: got in the car. It's like I can see them
Speaker 2: trying to pull their shoes off, and then it's like, oh,
Speaker 2: I can reach right here and I can pull that
Speaker 2: shoe off and we're done.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, yea. How old is this little as new baby?
Speaker 2: Oh? How old is he? Like a little over a
Speaker 2: month now?
Speaker 1: I think yes, because you had a bit baby right
Speaker 1: at the same time my niece had her baby, and
Speaker 1: that baby just turned about a month.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, what What's what day was the baby? Do
Speaker 2: don't ask what day did the baby?
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's been about a month and a week, I think.
Speaker 2: Okay, actually, I think so he was born September. I
Speaker 2: think he was born September fifth, So we're like, yeah,
Speaker 2: around a month, dish. Yeah, here's the thing. You're not
Speaker 2: a baby.
Speaker 1: You're not aware of his birthday?
Speaker 2: Well, it just, you know what, it takes you a
Speaker 2: while to kind of remember like which day they are, especially,
Speaker 2: like so my son and my daughter, they're both in
Speaker 2: the twenties, and I get numbers mixed up all the time.
Speaker 2: So I'm like twenty two, twenty six. I can't, but
Speaker 2: I've got it down now. But now adding him, honestly,
Speaker 2: where his life is at right now, the other two
Speaker 2: are just requires so much from us that we're basically like, dude,
Speaker 2: your bottles in the fridge, go get it, you know,
Speaker 2: like I can't. I can't help you right now?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I at that. What if you just
Speaker 1: put him like in the stroller and then just had
Speaker 1: a remote like we were ok, and then cup in
Speaker 1: the bridge and just like let it just pop out
Speaker 1: and he could figure it out.
Speaker 2: I was trying to come up with a way to
Speaker 2: do like a hamster feeder, you know, just like when
Speaker 2: he needs it and stuff.
Speaker 1: But I guess that probably exists.
Speaker 2: People probably frown upon that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well they probably frown upon it. But you gotta
Speaker 1: do what you gotta do.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 1: And how's how's Caitlin doing?
Speaker 2: She's doing great. I mean she didn't have an emergency
Speaker 2: sea section and she was just up and at it.
Speaker 1: The sea sections are rough. I had too. It's rough.
Speaker 1: It's abnominal surgery. It hurts.
Speaker 2: I mean, I couldn't imagine. I've never had surgery.
Speaker 1: Now, Oh I've had so many? Are you? Are you
Speaker 1: three and done? Three and done?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, you're going for assuming.
Speaker 2: That we have no more fertility issues like we did
Speaker 2: for six years, then hopefully there's still more to come.
Speaker 1: Okay. You know on ninety day fiance you had Emily
Speaker 1: and Kobe and they're very into having five kids.
Speaker 2: Well, my wife is four, I'm five. But what we've
Speaker 2: talked about is, because our son is adopted, if his
Speaker 2: parents were to have a full blood sibling and they
Speaker 2: would want us to take him and they want him together,
Speaker 2: then we would take it. So then that could be
Speaker 2: like four slash five.
Speaker 1: Right right right? And is there is there a chance
Speaker 1: of that happening?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean, life happens.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so wow, Okay, you know your life is very
Speaker 1: interesting to me.
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you. It's one of those things where it's
Speaker 2: like I don't know if that's a culp but or not,
Speaker 2: but I'll take it as one.
Speaker 1: No, it's fascinating. Now. I was going to play a
Speaker 1: game with you today that I didn't pull it together
Speaker 1: in time. But will you come back and we'll play
Speaker 1: this game? And what it's going to be called is
Speaker 1: does Ace know who this is? It's gonna put pictures
Speaker 1: on the screen and see if you know who they are.
Speaker 2: Why I want to play this game so bad?
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, like, if you're free this afternoon, I could
Speaker 1: pull it together. I have a lot of great ideas
Speaker 1: for this game. But because we're just doing Pop and
Speaker 1: Bravo today, I was like, there's so much to talk
Speaker 1: about here. I could pull this game together in twenty
Speaker 1: minutes if you want to do it later today.
Speaker 2: Okay, yes, because are you going to do like historical
Speaker 2: figures because I don't know any of them.
Speaker 1: It's just anybody about my age.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, it's perfect, yes, which is way older than you.
Speaker 2: I'm very excited for this because.
Speaker 1: Remember last time, you did not know who Keith Richards was. Yes,
Speaker 1: you didn't know Dick van Dyke.
Speaker 2: No, no, I thought Dick Van Dyke was Dick Clark.
Speaker 1: That's right, Yes, so you know it is what it is,
Speaker 1: all right? Yes, yeah, I've got so many people in mind.
Speaker 1: Like the first person that came to mind was Jimmy Carter.
Speaker 1: Would you know who that was? If I showed a picture?
Speaker 2: Was he a president? Uh huh No, I would have
Speaker 2: no idea what he looks like. Is he the one
Speaker 2: who is like fat in the wheelchair? No?
Speaker 1: That was that was fdr Oh okay, yeah, but I
Speaker 1: don't know if he was fat, but he wasn't a wheelchair.
Speaker 2: Well I saw one movie one time where there was
Speaker 2: a fat president in a wheelchair, and that's all I remembered.
Speaker 1: Are you sure it wasn't Churchill? Because he was fat
Speaker 1: and sometimes in a wheelchair. That would be great Britain.
Speaker 2: No idea.
Speaker 1: Listen, if we get into history, then I'm gonna look
Speaker 1: like the dummy. So I don't want to do that
Speaker 1: on my own show. Okay, yeah all right, so we
Speaker 1: that will play that game and we'll put that episode
Speaker 1: up as well, because I had some really the best.
Speaker 1: The first one I came up was Jimmy Carter, and
Speaker 1: then I was like, he definitely won't know who that is. No, No, okay, okay,
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Speaker 1: But right now, let's talk about what you're covering over
Speaker 1: on your show, which is this is the season of
Speaker 1: Ason Caitlin, which is Sister Wives is back on.
Speaker 2: Yes, good god. It's like what, uh, we normally have
Speaker 2: like a year in between seasons. We didn't even have
Speaker 2: like six months before they were like we're back again,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, you know what. It's so funny
Speaker 2: because like I hate Sister Wives so much, but I know, yeah,
Speaker 2: but I love it. That's the hard thing. It's like
Speaker 2: I love Sister Wives, but I do hate it.
Speaker 1: Right, I understand. I understand how that works. What's happening
Speaker 1: on that show? Because you know, I don't watch it
Speaker 1: yet some somehow I know a lot about it.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's happening there pretty much nothing. We're back to
Speaker 2: kind of the old show where really nothing happens in
Speaker 2: an episode. We just had Michelti and Tony. They're moving
Speaker 2: across the they're moving across the country and they got
Speaker 2: hit by a tornado and that was a it was
Speaker 2: a two week continued moment, which was huge, Like we
Speaker 2: were like in the middle. And what's so crazy about
Speaker 2: is Michelty. She's got her three kids in the back
Speaker 2: and she's like, you know, I went into mom mode,
Speaker 2: which her mom mode was We're all gonna die. And
Speaker 2: then she's like she's filming the entire time, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: your kids are in the back, Like are you worried that,
Speaker 2: like maybe you're gonna die. I'm like, and this is
Speaker 2: where I appreciate Kelty.
Speaker 1: The lower ground get into a ditch like do yeah something?
Speaker 2: Oh, they just kept driving. But what I appreciated so
Speaker 2: much was that like she put the show above everything else,
Speaker 2: and so that's why I always think she's a good producer.
Speaker 1: The show must go on now. Mikeelty is a child of.
Speaker 2: Who Christine Yes, and she's the of the Browns. She's
Speaker 2: the most on camera, and she's also the most annoying,
Speaker 2: and her and her husband Tony are really coming for
Speaker 2: everything on social media. It's it's quite a follow now.
Speaker 2: I don't follow I don't follow very many celebrities or
Speaker 2: celebrity adjacent people because I do feel like they're always
Speaker 2: kind of like hawking something and I don't I don't
Speaker 2: want to see that. So but I started following her husband,
Speaker 2: which was a big deal for me, and it has
Speaker 2: been such a payoff, it really is. It's so great.
Speaker 1: Is it because he's annoying or he's weird?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yeah, No. He takes these pictures like he's
Speaker 2: feeling himself. So they both used to be chubbs okay,
Speaker 2: and then they got on the ozembic aka they started
Speaker 2: running and working out, right ya, same, same, same, And
Speaker 2: so he takes these pictures and he's got this long
Speaker 2: hair and it's like so fried, and he like straightens
Speaker 2: it and he'll do pictures like this, and he's got
Speaker 2: these like scary eyes. It's so beautiful. I really do
Speaker 2: love following him. That's at Tony Chestnut if anyone wants
Speaker 2: to join.
Speaker 1: Chestnut.
Speaker 2: No, he plays chess. Okay, so he's a chess nut.
Speaker 2: Now we like to say Tony's Chestnuts. Yeah. So uh.
Speaker 2: And then Cody and Robin have now moved into a
Speaker 2: bigger house and their daughter.
Speaker 1: Two of them are they have they have her daughters.
Speaker 2: They have oh, they have all the kids there, all
Speaker 2: the kids live there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, but that's her two daughters. And then they
Speaker 1: have three, so they have five, and.
Speaker 2: She has a No, they have two together, and then
Speaker 2: she has three.
Speaker 1: Oh, and I've only seen those two daughters because I
Speaker 1: saw when the two daughters decided they want to go
Speaker 1: to church. Yes, it's the only episode I've ever seen,
Speaker 1: the whole.
Speaker 2: Episode, right, And you would have thought that they were
Speaker 2: like asking to join a sex cult or something, but
Speaker 2: they were like, we just really want to sing worship
Speaker 2: at church, and oh god, I don't know, guys, it's
Speaker 2: pretty scary.
Speaker 1: So they who's her other child, Robin's other.
Speaker 2: Child, Dayton. He doesn't want to be on the show.
Speaker 2: It's a guy. He doesn't want to be on the show.
Speaker 2: He doesn't want anything to do with it. So he
Speaker 2: is in the shadows. So they moved into this house
Speaker 2: and their youngest child, her name is Ariella. It's not
Speaker 2: what I always referred to her as, but she was like,
Speaker 2: I'm so excited to get in this new house today
Speaker 2: because we could hide and think. It's so much bigger
Speaker 2: than our laugh health. And I'm like, the last house
Speaker 2: was five thousand square feet. This one is eight thousand
Speaker 2: square feet like that other house, but small. I didn't
Speaker 2: like how small it was. I'm like, okay, like this
Speaker 2: child that you're making fun of, Okay, she's she's like ten,
Speaker 2: but she's six foot tall, so it's kind of.
Speaker 1: Like, you know, it's hard to understand that she's ten.
Speaker 2: Yes, So sometimes it's just like, well, you gotta do
Speaker 2: what you gotta do. And to see that entitlement of
Speaker 2: like a five thousand square foot house is just not
Speaker 2: ano to play hatt and Feek was astonishing, and it
Speaker 2: was like, Wow, this is Cody and Robin's child for sure.
Speaker 2: So they bought like two million dollar house. They've moved
Speaker 2: in there. It's the ugliest thing you've ever seen.
Speaker 1: The other house is pretty ugly on the inside from
Speaker 1: the picture.
Speaker 2: Ugly ugly.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, it's uglier. Yeah, but how did they do
Speaker 1: all this money? Because it seems like the other wives
Speaker 1: were like living in poverty.
Speaker 2: Right right, And that's kind of what everyone's asking, you know,
Speaker 2: And that's where Christine's like, Hey, I'm going to sue
Speaker 2: you for child support because like this isn't this isn't
Speaker 2: adding up.
Speaker 1: Yeah right right?
Speaker 2: So okay, not entirely sure where they're getting their money from.
Speaker 2: I know that every blue moon he gets a cameo,
Speaker 2: so it's about and it's like two hundred dollars to
Speaker 2: get a Cody cameo, So I don't know if that's
Speaker 2: what's keeping the roof over their head or what.
Speaker 1: All right, can you not go in on one and
Speaker 1: together and get it for Amy Archer for her next birthday?
Speaker 1: We'll start saving.
Speaker 2: Now, absolutely, yes, we'll save now because.
Speaker 1: She just had her birthday. And I assume that you're
Speaker 1: watching that other show. He's on Special People, Special Forces,
Speaker 1: Special Horses. He's still there. He's still on.
Speaker 2: Oh he's still on Mary Pain. Let me tell you
Speaker 2: right now it is. I there's three seasons before this
Speaker 2: season a Special Forces. I've never been interested in it.
Speaker 1: Before, right, I wouldn't be interested.
Speaker 2: So we got in because Cody Brown is there. But
Speaker 2: I am fully invested in this show. Even if Cody
Speaker 2: Brown leaves them, still fully invested. I'm not going to
Speaker 2: recap it once he leaves, but I'm not going to
Speaker 2: miss an episode. Okay, it is so fun, Like the
Speaker 2: celebrities are always getting yelled at. They're like shut and
Speaker 2: I love it. It's just like it's so such a
Speaker 2: breath afresh, you know.
Speaker 1: Well, all I know about it is Brittany left at
Speaker 1: the beginning, and then Teresa. Ju guys left soon after.
Speaker 1: But our understanding is you get paid the same no
Speaker 1: matter what. So I too would be let me comput
Speaker 1: on my cute combat outfit. And the first time they'd
Speaker 1: say I have to jump out of a plane or
Speaker 1: poop in the forest, I'm out.
Speaker 2: So they have bathrooms, but I think they're just like
Speaker 2: wood setups. I don't think it's like a toilet toilet
Speaker 2: to go in there.
Speaker 1: And smell other people's poop.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, Teresa got put on a toilet duty and
Speaker 2: she said to everyone, She's like, listen, if anyone's got
Speaker 2: to go poopy, let me know. I'll clean about bathletves.
Speaker 2: So I was shocked to hear that from her, Like
Speaker 2: she's like, I'll got down and dirty, I'll do it.
Speaker 1: And she she's got four daughters, and also she's already
Speaker 1: been in prison, so she's like this is better.
Speaker 2: She's right, I was thinking so. But like Sean Johnson's
Speaker 2: on there and her and her husband are like talking
Speaker 2: about the experience and they're like what we are seeing
Speaker 2: is like this much of how awful it was. They're like,
Speaker 2: it was the hardest thing we've ever done in our
Speaker 2: entire lives.
Speaker 1: And she's a professional athlete.
Speaker 3: What is her husband, Yeah, he's also an athlete. He
Speaker 3: played football, And they're saying it's really hard. They're saying,
Speaker 3: like this is the hardest thing. Like at one point
Speaker 3: they were like we stood in the sun on top
Speaker 3: of a mountain range for like four hours with no shade,
Speaker 3: no one, like no one came in checked on us.
Speaker 3: And there's like there is a crew there, but most
Speaker 3: of it is shot by like spy cams or security
Speaker 3: cameras around the place. And then when they they're not
Speaker 3: allowed to talk to production at all, and if they
Speaker 3: try to, production will be.
Speaker 1: Like so they can only talk to production like if
Speaker 1: they're ready to leave, like I'm ready to go.
Speaker 2: I think they have to tell like the guys in charge,
Speaker 2: and these guys in charge are just so terrifying. Here's
Speaker 2: the thing. I would think that I would like to leave,
Speaker 2: but the problem is I also am starved for attention.
Speaker 2: So it's like I want to have as much camera
Speaker 2: time as possible. So I think I'm going to try
Speaker 2: and stay and and but I do think what will
Speaker 2: happen is I will get the boot from them. They'll say,
Speaker 2: you really suck. All you do is cry, all you
Speaker 2: do is whine. All you do is complain, and you've
Speaker 2: not passed a single challenge yet we're going to send
Speaker 2: you home.
Speaker 1: So it's the it's the leaders that say who leave.
Speaker 1: They don't vote each other off the island. The leaders
Speaker 1: say you got to go, you're too wimpy, you're never
Speaker 1: gonna make it.
Speaker 2: Round, or you can withdraw yourself.
Speaker 1: Right. That would mean me, it'd be like already got
Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty thousand dollars, seal it.
Speaker 2: Oh, I think it's like twenty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: It's not even like one hundred and fifty.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think. So it's a pretty low amount.
Speaker 1: Of twenty five thousand dollars. That's one month of Britney
Speaker 1: cart Rise rent her mortgage.
Speaker 2: This is jacks she's get since Jack's lifter Morton hailed
Speaker 2: Jake's jacks.
Speaker 1: He's to twenty five thousand dollars a month live in
Speaker 1: that house. I was like that that modern barm my
Speaker 1: else ain't worth a girl.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, not at all.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you're covering that, and then are you covering
Speaker 1: anything else, like on your Patreon or whatever.
Speaker 2: Seeking Sister Wife obvious the best show ever. We're still
Speaker 2: going through Christine Brown's book, and I feel like that's
Speaker 2: everything right now.
Speaker 1: Is that book so long that it's taking you this
Speaker 1: long to read it? Because I heard it was a
Speaker 1: pretty quick read. Well, I heard it was good. Though.
Speaker 2: The problem is, one, we embellish a lot while we're
Speaker 2: reading it. Number two, we we get sidetracked a lot,
Speaker 2: so it's only like our longish episodes, and then when
Speaker 2: we hit kind of around that hour to hour and
Speaker 2: fifteen twenty minutes where like, okay, let's stop here and
Speaker 2: then we'll pick up next time. So I'm sure that
Speaker 2: we could probably do the whole thing in one episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's what you're going through the book and
Speaker 1: then you're like, hey, we remember it this way on TV,
Speaker 1: or then you just talk about how she needs botox
Speaker 1: right here, which is my main concern for Christy really
Speaker 1: right just right here. It's so easy, Ace when you
Speaker 1: have that divot, which I had the elevens no more,
Speaker 1: but when you have that divot, it is so easy
Speaker 1: to get botox and just straighten it right out. She
Speaker 1: wouldn't have to have that. Looks like she has a
Speaker 1: rubber band across her nose. It upsets me, and I
Speaker 1: don't watch it. Stop.
Speaker 2: This is what I hope I look like when I'm
Speaker 2: that age. Let me tell you something though, really quick
Speaker 2: back to Sister Wives. Okay, I think that Christine is
Speaker 2: regretting marrying David. I feel like she's like, God, he's
Speaker 2: so fucking annoying really, which is a lot coming from
Speaker 2: Christine because she's super annoying.
Speaker 1: But she's not used to having a man around all
Speaker 1: the time, right, I feel like she's getting breaks.
Speaker 2: Shut up?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, Well there we go. Season twenty one nailed it.
Speaker 2: Oh I hope so fingers.
Speaker 1: Well, let's talk about Salt Lake City.
Speaker 2: Oh thank god, did you see their new photo shoot.
Speaker 2: No what they did a photo shoot recreating a famous
Speaker 2: shoot from Desperate Housewives, and I I'm not going to
Speaker 2: cry about it, but it was beautiful. It was beautiful.
Speaker 1: No, I'll have to be cause I haven't looked at
Speaker 1: any social media or anything like today. I just today
Speaker 1: I've been like, did.
Speaker 2: You watch Desperate Housewives?
Speaker 1: Of course?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I missed Desperate Housewives so much. Like
Speaker 2: that was what led me to Real Housewives? Is I
Speaker 2: was watching Desperate Housewives as well? Yeah, as if as
Speaker 2: a like fourteen fifteen years say old, I got to
Speaker 2: watch Desperate Housewives? Like, what the fuck was wrong with
Speaker 2: my childhood? Why was I so weird?
Speaker 1: This is what I love about you the most is
Speaker 1: that you're seven years old watching this shit. I was
Speaker 1: watching it when I was like twenty five. Oh yeah, yeah, okay, right.
Speaker 1: So Real house hoves the Salt Lake City. So they
Speaker 1: go to this girl's lunch and wine tasting at this
Speaker 1: La Caia lock whatever story. Let excuse me, Kai, do
Speaker 1: you know the story about this?
Speaker 2: No? When Mary Cosby said that the owner killed himself
Speaker 2: and his wife on Christmas Day in front of the dog,
Speaker 2: I was taken it back We've seen Lakai so many times.
Speaker 2: Lakai is a big pivotal moment in Sister Wives history.
Speaker 2: It's where Mary says to Cody, like, how would you
Speaker 2: foil if I was to have another husband? And he's like,
Speaker 2: that's the squash stream. Don't you ever.
Speaker 1: Say that for me?
Speaker 2: And then we asp and gets married there.
Speaker 1: I've never heard of this place.
Speaker 2: Oh, I can't wait to go one day. The food
Speaker 2: I think I would never eat because it's like very fancy.
Speaker 2: And then I don't think they have a kid's menu.
Speaker 1: So I I was like, I don't want to cone
Speaker 1: with I'm with Mary Cosby. I don't want rass salmon
Speaker 1: in a ice cream cone. No, no, thank you, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: Not.
Speaker 1: Just so you're aware of this place, Yeah, okay. A
Speaker 1: listener sent it to me and said this is what
Speaker 1: Mary was talking about. I was like, huh, because I
Speaker 1: had it on, but I was like doing stuff, you know.
Speaker 1: So when Mary said that, I just just you know Mary,
Speaker 1: she talks, and you're like, right. What happened was the
Speaker 1: owners of this place put Chucks into a nice hotel,
Speaker 1: went to the dinner at the place and had agreed
Speaker 1: upon and somehow they it was a murder suicide. They're
Speaker 1: both the wife and the husband are dead in the bed.
Speaker 1: Like they didn't hear from them on like checkout times.
Speaker 1: The people at the hotel go to check in on them.
Speaker 1: They could hear the dog barking in the room, had
Speaker 1: their dog with them in this hotel, and they had
Speaker 1: never heard a shot or anything. But the husband and
Speaker 1: the wife were shot. So he shot her, then shot himself,
Speaker 1: left the dog there. I guess they' blefft him some
Speaker 1: food or something. I don't know, and then just waited
Speaker 1: for somebody to find them. But they said it was
Speaker 1: deemed a murder suicide that they had agreed upon. And
Speaker 1: so I don't know if there were notes written or what,
Speaker 1: but like they said to people like hey, we're going
Speaker 1: we're going to this dinner and staying at this hotel
Speaker 1: for Christmas, and like you'll never and we won't talk
Speaker 1: to you again. This is goodbye. People were like what
Speaker 1: and they did it and they like agreed upon it,
Speaker 1: So how they figured out they agreed but there was
Speaker 1: no charges, no nothing. They were like, this was a
Speaker 1: great but like if you're going to agree to joint
Speaker 1: suicide yourself unlive yourself together. Seems like you would just
Speaker 1: take a bunch of pills and lay down, hold hands.
Speaker 2: No charges. I mean, who are they going to charge
Speaker 2: if he's dead?
Speaker 1: The dog?
Speaker 2: I don't know what I was thinking on. Has anyone
Speaker 2: questioned the dog?
Speaker 1: But my thing is, why do it that way?
Speaker 2: Yeah? No, I would want to do it like more beautiful.
Speaker 1: So I'm saying, just take a bunch of pills, lay down,
Speaker 1: put a bunch of flowers around yourself, or do it
Speaker 1: like the You probably don't know this story either about
Speaker 1: the people that all put on their Nike tenishoes and
Speaker 1: then covered themselves with purple shrouds because they were the
Speaker 1: UFO was coming to get them. Oh, but they they took.
Speaker 1: They just took the whole cult and they put themselves
Speaker 1: in all these bunk beds in this house, and they
Speaker 1: just took a bunch of pills. And they all had
Speaker 1: on the exact same outfit, the exact same Nike tinishoes,
Speaker 1: purple cloths over their faces. They were all dead in
Speaker 1: the house. But here's the thing. Somebody had to put
Speaker 1: the purple things over their faces perfectly. And so there
Speaker 1: was one person that had to like do all that
Speaker 1: and then unlive himself at the end.
Speaker 2: Oh god, it was too that you had to do
Speaker 2: everyone else and then you die and yours looks like shit,
Speaker 2: you know, like you didn't have as ful of a
Speaker 2: purple thing as everyone else.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yours wasn't in the perfect triangle. It was they were.
Speaker 1: It was when Haley's comment was coming through the atmosphere
Speaker 1: and they were going to all get on it, and
Speaker 1: they had their leaders were named t and Doe's it's
Speaker 1: a documentary. I'll find it for you, But can I
Speaker 1: ask you? That's what I'm saying, that that that that
Speaker 1: at least that's a beautiful situation, right.
Speaker 2: Beautiful beautiful. I wouldn't want to be found in a
Speaker 2: bunk bed though, that's not really how I want to go. Well, right,
Speaker 2: if you are, Let's say that this is what's going
Speaker 2: to happen to you. Do you know what your your
Speaker 2: final meal would be? Mm hmmm, Oh you've not thought
Speaker 2: about that.
Speaker 1: If my husband and I have decided this is what
Speaker 1: we're gonna do, We're gonna go to a really nice restaurant,
Speaker 1: and then this is what's going to happen afterwards, I
Speaker 1: don't think I would be so okay with it that
Speaker 1: I'd be like enjoying my stake.
Speaker 2: Really, oh, I would want to soak up whatever that
Speaker 2: last meal was, for sure, I'd want to enjoy every
Speaker 2: minute of it.
Speaker 1: I think I just want to get really drunk.
Speaker 2: See, I'm gonna I'm going to get so drunk on
Speaker 2: Shirley Temples. You're like, I'm gonna be wasted walking out
Speaker 2: of there on that right.
Speaker 1: I know that you don't. I know you don't drink,
Speaker 1: but if it's your last hurrah, I mean you you're.
Speaker 2: Still going to I'm going with the Shirley's. I mean,
Speaker 2: I don't. I can't imagine that. I feel like alcohol
Speaker 2: is something that people like develop a taste for, and
Speaker 2: so since I've never tasted, I'm sure the first time
Speaker 2: it would be gross. Now I'm not enjoying my experience.
Speaker 2: I'm going to enjoy my Shirley's. You know, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: be happy there with my Shirley Temples. So yeah, I
Speaker 2: mean Lekai is apparently cursed. And that makes sense because
Speaker 2: Cody and Mary go there and then they break up.
Speaker 1: You know, like, okay, can you stay there as well?
Speaker 2: No, I think it's just a restaurant.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's just a restaurant, Okay, Well the people that
Speaker 1: own it were had had a double depression, that a
Speaker 1: double case of depression, and decided this is how we're
Speaker 1: going to go. And somehow there's peacocks now. Dave and
Speaker 1: I and the kids one time stayed at a resort
Speaker 1: in Mexico where they had these peacocks, and they do
Speaker 1: scream all the fucking time, just like you can hear
Speaker 1: par and it's horrible. There was one that would land
Speaker 1: right outside our window. I guess it flew up there
Speaker 1: and how it was up to get up there and
Speaker 1: went It started at the crack of dawn. And it's
Speaker 1: the males with the feathers. They're trying to attract the females.
Speaker 1: I mean, you would be at breakfast and they would
Speaker 1: just walk through the restaurant and you're like, get the
Speaker 1: fuck out of here. I'm trying to enjoy my scrambled eggs.
Speaker 1: I don't like birds, most people don't, but these specific
Speaker 1: birds are beautiful but annoying. So anyway, like.
Speaker 2: A peacock doesn't sound like like if you look at
Speaker 2: a peacock, that doesn't seem like it's a real animal.
Speaker 2: That seems like something a child drew and then came
Speaker 2: to life like why is that a thing? You know?
Speaker 2: Same thing with flamingos, like how did that happen?
Speaker 1: Because they don't fly, they just walk around.
Speaker 2: And did you know why flamingos are pink?
Speaker 1: Yes? Oh, okay, because they eat the they eat the
Speaker 1: the the poop and it makes the pink.
Speaker 2: They eat some sort of fish or something that's like
Speaker 2: really orange or pinker pink. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I said poop, but it was close. Okay,
Speaker 1: So they're at that I had never heard of, So
Speaker 1: now I'm interested to know. I just but it's a
Speaker 1: haunted castle. Like what I was like, I don't know
Speaker 1: what's happening at this hanted it kind of looked like
Speaker 1: Teresa Judice's house.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a little bit. I honestly, I felt like it
Speaker 2: was reminding me of like like if if who remember
Speaker 2: Angie K from or not Angie k Angie H? Yes,
Speaker 2: uh remember when they went to Angie H's house and
Speaker 2: it was just like gaudy and like terrible. That's what
Speaker 2: it reminded me of.
Speaker 1: M I don't know if. I mean, I remember them
Speaker 1: sitting in Angie H's kitchen, but I don't remember what
Speaker 1: it looked like.
Speaker 2: She had like a big party there and we got
Speaker 2: to see the outside of the house and that's.
Speaker 1: When they had the poker They had the poker party
Speaker 1: there was it was some sort of casino night party
Speaker 1: there when she was trying to get on Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes.
Speaker 1: What do you think about Mayorredith's outfit? Why?
Speaker 2: Like, it's one thing when like Bronwin comes in and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, it's it's weird, but it's fun,
Speaker 2: you know. But the second Meredith walked in, I was like,
Speaker 2: that's too much, that's too well.
Speaker 1: The theme is garden party, so you're trying to be
Speaker 1: like ladies who lunch with a garden party. So bron
Speaker 1: was outfit hit right right on. But Meredith were like,
Speaker 1: what in the Britney Spears nineteen ninety two is happening?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Meredith. To me is I never know how I
Speaker 2: feel about Meredith, you know, like, I don't know how
Speaker 2: I feel about her DJ career. I don't know how
Speaker 2: I feel.
Speaker 1: I don't get it.
Speaker 2: No, it's it's very strange to me. It's her and Seth.
Speaker 2: I both feel like, for the longest time I thought
Speaker 2: that Seth was way too immature for Meredith. But now
Speaker 2: I'm like, wait, you guys are both thinking you're in
Speaker 2: your twenties again.
Speaker 1: Ooh, and they had that rum spring on their marriage
Speaker 1: or they both just like took a year off and
Speaker 1: banged to wherever they wanted. Yeah, and the news did
Speaker 1: come out here the last week or so that she
Speaker 1: did inherit one hundred and fifty million dollars when her
Speaker 1: dad died between her and her sister.
Speaker 2: Yeah, could you imagine?
Speaker 1: No, All, I don't know about you, but wherever you know,
Speaker 1: we were just driving from the beach back home, so
Speaker 1: from North Carolina back to Virginia, and there's just signs
Speaker 1: everywhere Powerball? Is this the North Carolina lottery? Is this
Speaker 1: the Virginia Lottery? And Dave's like, we should just just
Speaker 1: dedicate forty dollars every week to playing the lottery. Hell
Speaker 1: Y is like, yeah, I don't know if we should
Speaker 1: add that up. And if that's a it's just a
Speaker 1: lose lose.
Speaker 2: You said, four dollars a week or a month.
Speaker 1: He's had a week. He wants to he wants forty
Speaker 1: dollars every week to put on the lottery because he's
Speaker 1: his thing is somebody's got to win. I was like,
Speaker 1: but that's the mindset that everybody thinks.
Speaker 2: I know. But you know what I'm obsessed with is
Speaker 2: the lottery curse. All these people who win the lottery,
Speaker 2: their life is done in like five years. Now, lose
Speaker 2: it all. We've lose it all. They are some of
Speaker 2: them are dead.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, listen, I'll tell you the truth. I think
Speaker 1: that happens when somebody comes from they've never had more
Speaker 1: than seven dollars in their life, yes, and they win
Speaker 1: four hundred million dollars and then so they people steal
Speaker 1: from them and everything else. I'm saying, we're going, Dave
Speaker 1: and I we have a plan. Okay, we have a plan. Well, say,
Speaker 1: if any friends ask for money, they will get ten
Speaker 1: thousand dollars and that's it. Oh, everybody, everybody gets the same.
Speaker 1: If you need money, we're going to be a you
Speaker 1: ten thousand, don't ask for twenty.
Speaker 2: Do I qualifying that?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, thank you.
Speaker 1: If you want the tenth k, you will be as
Speaker 1: equal as my friend down the street. Everybody nobody's getting
Speaker 1: more or less.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Now, family members, we might give a little more, but
Speaker 1: we're gonna set our We're going to set our rules,
Speaker 1: and then we're not swaying for our rules.
Speaker 2: What I wish is that we didn't have to be
Speaker 2: public about who won, because I wouldn't tell anybody. I
Speaker 2: would just act like I'm like, oh, I've just been
Speaker 2: super successful. Like I would brag about how successful I
Speaker 2: am and people will be.
Speaker 1: You don't even know about this podcast. Money Podcasting is
Speaker 1: where it's at, everybody. Yeah, I just all of a
Speaker 1: sudden have a plane, a place in New York, a
Speaker 1: place in the mountains, a place in Paris. It's this
Speaker 1: podcast is killing it.
Speaker 2: Or I would tell people I started an only fans,
Speaker 2: because really people are paying for that. I'm like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: they're paying.
Speaker 1: We don't know. You don't know what I got. You
Speaker 1: don't know what I got. Okay, So Whitney tells us
Speaker 1: she was so wild, so wild and Freeze, and then
Speaker 1: because of it, Justin lost his job. So then I
Speaker 1: became a CEO. Now the only evidence we have of
Speaker 1: her being a CEO a is a picture of her
Speaker 1: in a blazer with the laptop.
Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing. I mean, you are technically CEO.
Speaker 1: Of I am the CEO. The only employee ship talk.
Speaker 2: So it's like, I mean, we could all throw around
Speaker 2: CEO if need be. You know, so I I I
Speaker 2: appreciate how much she appreciates herself.
Speaker 1: The fact that she's like then I was crazy and
Speaker 1: then I was a CEO and I lost myself. I
Speaker 1: was like, girl, you weren't running apple, I mean, do
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? But the funniest thing is
Speaker 1: it shows a picture of her on a pole and
Speaker 1: then a picture of her and a blazer with the laptop,
Speaker 1: and we're supposed to be like, oh, now she's a
Speaker 1: c and then back okay, anyway, bless her heart. So
Speaker 1: she's gonna get back to being wild and free and
Speaker 1: sexy just like she used to be.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to finish my Helen Jenny and start
Speaker 2: being sexy again. It's going to be great. Here's my thing.
Speaker 2: Why do housewives always create businesses that have so much overhead?
Speaker 2: Like find something with very minimal overhead self like print
Speaker 2: on demand shirts of shit that you should say and
Speaker 2: people will buy it, like Jreinda Yes, Like I just
Speaker 2: it's so crazy to me how these people they're like, well,
Speaker 2: I want to be a real business. I want to
Speaker 2: come with the whole skincare line.
Speaker 1: It's like, okay, but you know that Arianna and Katie
Speaker 1: on vander Pump made something like two hundred thousand dollars
Speaker 1: on their T shirts for something about her two years
Speaker 1: before something about her Open like Laala made something like
Speaker 1: five hundred thousand dollars on Send It to Darryl. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she like, I use that money for a down payment
Speaker 1: for my Palm Beach house like that. You're right, It's
Speaker 1: just like if you get something like that, like screenshot's receipts,
Speaker 1: timeline everything, Heather Gate could probably make that as much
Speaker 1: money as she makes Beauty Lib and Laser in a
Speaker 1: year on Rage there.
Speaker 2: But they all want the most overhead possible so they
Speaker 2: can feel like they're an actual business woman. And I'm like,
Speaker 2: the smartest business people are the ones who are making
Speaker 2: money and they don't have much overhead.
Speaker 1: Yeah, then you know Ingrid, my producer, went to Meredith's
Speaker 1: Mark's store in Park City last time she was there,
Speaker 1: and a couple of years ago, she bought a dress
Speaker 1: that Meredith had worn on the show. Meredith has an
Speaker 1: entire ride clothes and you saw it on that last
Speaker 1: episode and tire Rocket clothes. It's not a clothing store.
Speaker 1: It's a jewelry store and tire rocket clothes as scene
Speaker 1: on TV, and you can buy them and Ingrid and
Speaker 1: Ingrid bought just like you bought Cody's car. Ingrid bought
Speaker 1: a dress, a blazer dress. Of course that Meredith, she
Speaker 1: was like, it was the cheapest thing in my size.
Speaker 1: It was like one hundred dollars, So that's actually kind
Speaker 1: of smart. No overhead there. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I own one of Sonya Morgan's reunion dresses and it
Speaker 2: it's a close fit. It's a little baggy on me.
Speaker 2: But oh, I do she gave it to me? I
Speaker 2: can't remember. Yeah, No, she gave it to me, or
Speaker 2: Anna gave it to me. Someone gave it to me
Speaker 2: and it's I love it. I also have one of
Speaker 2: Danielle Stobbs reunion looks, but that I didn't care about
Speaker 2: that one as much as I do.
Speaker 1: Where are these? If this is true? And I never
Speaker 1: know if you're telling me the.
Speaker 2: Truth, I'm telling the truth.
Speaker 1: If if this is true, do you have them on
Speaker 1: Mannikins in your house?
Speaker 2: No, they're actually just in a box right now. But
Speaker 2: I'm I'm working on revamping our studio and putting all
Speaker 2: of this shit on full display.
Speaker 1: You need to have. You either have mannikins or like
Speaker 1: full busts with the dressed on them. If it's true,
Speaker 1: which I'm still not sure you're telling me the truth.
Speaker 2: It is, it's true, you'll see. I'm going to make
Speaker 2: my daughter wear it to prom one Dayanira.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so we've already agreed that we're like
Speaker 1: Mary and we would not eat tartar salmon in an
Speaker 1: ice cream cone. Right, yeah, no, I'm not eating it.
Speaker 1: I'm not not eating it because I think that they're
Speaker 1: going to create more salmon in my stomach.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: I don't think that once you've cut open a fish
Speaker 1: and taken just the meat out and you don't cook
Speaker 1: it and then you eat it, that that will create
Speaker 1: more salmon in your stomach. But either way, I'm not
Speaker 1: going to eat it either.
Speaker 2: I've never eaten salmon happen either, Oh my god, stop it.
Speaker 1: I've never eaten salmon.
Speaker 2: No, And I just tell people I'm allergic, you know,
Speaker 2: because of the.
Speaker 1: Just say, I don't eat fish like you're a you're
Speaker 1: an opposite of a pescatarian, like you don't eat fish.
Speaker 2: Yeah, gotcha. I'm just gonna stick with allergic because I
Speaker 2: don't want to see them.
Speaker 1: Rude, and then they'll bring out something else. I'm allergic
Speaker 1: to that too. I'm just alerge.
Speaker 2: I'm allergic to so many things that people make, and oh,
Speaker 2: I'm super allergic to meat loaf.
Speaker 1: I'm allergic to mushrooms, so I say, because I don't even.
Speaker 2: Oh, I've never eaten the mushroom, but that, actually, you
Speaker 2: know what. Mushrooms to me are so disgusting that I
Speaker 2: would throw them under the bus in a heartbeat. I
Speaker 2: would I.
Speaker 1: Don't like them.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't even say I don't like them. I would say,
Speaker 2: mushrooms are the nastiest thing in the entire world. Please
Speaker 2: don't put that in front of me.
Speaker 1: I've only accidentally had like a tiny piece of a
Speaker 1: mushroom if it like came over from the other side
Speaker 1: of a pizza, like where somebody had mushrooms on their side,
Speaker 1: and I didn't want accidentally came over and I had
Speaker 1: a sliver, and I almost died and remembered why I
Speaker 1: hate my shrimps. I don't care white truffle oil. No,
Speaker 1: I don't care it's fancy. I don't care. What about caviar.
Speaker 2: I've never had caviar.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? I'm not rich, But even if
Speaker 1: I was rich, it goes into that I don't eat
Speaker 1: fish category. Right, I've had would wait, wait, would Mary
Speaker 1: eat caviar because that is fish eggs, so that could
Speaker 1: go into your stomach and make more fish.
Speaker 2: I think she would because she's fancy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but see her logic since we're talking about Mary.
Speaker 2: But still that's true. The closest I've had to fish
Speaker 2: is I've had fish sticks.
Speaker 1: I'll eat fried shrump Nope, fried, it has to be fried, nope, okay,
Speaker 1: or like a grilled and and then it's in small doses. Now,
Speaker 1: have you ever heard of a black amex Prada bracelet?
Speaker 2: No? I When Angie k pulled out her black amex
Speaker 2: and Heather Gay was like, I've never seen one of
Speaker 2: these in real life. I thought the same thing.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I found that hard to believe because I've
Speaker 1: seen a black amex. I didn't know people that have them.
Speaker 2: You've seen one, Yeah, I've seen one, like not like
Speaker 2: they got it colored black, Like I'm talking a black
Speaker 2: We have.
Speaker 1: A friend who has a black amex. Oh my god, Yes,
Speaker 1: and one time we were in the car and he
Speaker 1: needed something. He goes, let me just call. He called
Speaker 1: Amex and was like, Hi, I just need to get
Speaker 1: a flight. Da da Da da da. They're like, okay, yes, sir,
Speaker 1: it's done, and you know you're playing, we'll be ready
Speaker 1: and da da da da and everything will be on
Speaker 1: your email and they just booked it all for him
Speaker 1: right there on the phone. He literally was just like
Speaker 1: I need to get from here to wherever, and I
Speaker 1: need it to be tomorrow, and I need two seats
Speaker 1: and if you've got business class, great, and if not,
Speaker 1: put his Comfort plus with the upgrade list Da da
Speaker 1: And it was all done. Like he didn't have to
Speaker 1: go online and do the thing and try to find
Speaker 1: the best fare and not know. He just called them
Speaker 1: and they did it for him. You know what.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when I call Wells Fargo, I'm like customer service,
Speaker 2: customer service, and they're like, sorry, didn't understand you. I'm like,
Speaker 2: fuck you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, zero zero zero zero to do that a ton
Speaker 1: And they're like, we didn't understand you'd den your entry.
Speaker 1: But the black Amex Prada bracelet, I was like, what
Speaker 1: is this? So this is like if you go on
Speaker 1: a cruise or go to Disney World or something, and
Speaker 1: you have the wristband that you just pop everywhere you go,
Speaker 1: like pop, that's what that is. But it's your black
Speaker 1: amex in your bracelet. So it's like like me, if
Speaker 1: I pull out my checking account card and you tap
Speaker 1: it and you tap it, that's what that is. But
Speaker 1: it's on a bracelet.
Speaker 2: Okay. Here's the thing though. If I have a black amex,
Speaker 2: I want everyone to know. I want to pull it out. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I want to tap it, you know. I don't want
Speaker 2: people I don't want to be covert about my wealth.
Speaker 2: I want to be out and about with it.
Speaker 1: It would depend on where you were. Probably will I
Speaker 1: pull it out or will I just tap my bracelet
Speaker 1: and people wonder what my bracelet is?
Speaker 2: It's too mysterious. I want people to be like, holy shit,
Speaker 2: that guy is.
Speaker 1: Rich, right, But if you were that rich, you would
Speaker 1: maybe want to be mysterious because you like if you
Speaker 1: won the lottery, you don't want people to know who
Speaker 1: you are.
Speaker 2: I don't want to be able to know who I
Speaker 2: am because I don't want them to ask for anything
Speaker 2: I am.
Speaker 1: Well, then you need to come up with my plan.
Speaker 1: If they ask ten thousand dollars, don't ask again. That's
Speaker 1: all you're getting. That's my plan, is good plan.
Speaker 2: I'm not good with boundaries.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, well then I am. Oh it's good dollars
Speaker 1: and you're and you should be grateful and don't ask again. Okay. Soupman?
Speaker 1: Is supman a thing? Or was she saying suit man?
Speaker 2: Here's the thing? I feel like it had to be
Speaker 2: soupman because I t yes, because or or s u
Speaker 2: I t e like he's got a sweet Oh no,
Speaker 2: that's called sweet, not.
Speaker 1: Suit Yeah, that's the wrong spelling.
Speaker 2: Okay. S I felt like Angie knew exactly what she
Speaker 2: was talking about, and that's why she kept saying soup
Speaker 2: soup man. I don't know anybody who does soup. I
Speaker 2: don't know anyone who sells soup. Like. She kept wanting
Speaker 2: to bring the narrative of soup because she wanted to
Speaker 2: distract from suit man.
Speaker 1: But Lisa didn't scream out. I said, suit you dummy?
Speaker 1: Are you so short? You know?
Speaker 2: Well, Lisa doesn't listen. Though Lisa doesn't listen to what
Speaker 2: anyone says. I will say this this week's episode of
Speaker 2: Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is in my top
Speaker 2: five episodes of Salt of Any Housewives ever. I'm talking
Speaker 2: Scary Island. I'm talking, uh.
Speaker 1: This week's episode, yes, this last week. Last week's episode
Speaker 1: was so good.
Speaker 2: They sat at one table for the entire episode and
Speaker 2: I never once felt bored. I was laughing. I was
Speaker 2: laughing so much. I laughed. Like there's something about Lisa
Speaker 2: Barlow that like, she is truly I mean, move over,
Speaker 2: Lady Gaga. Lisa Barlow is a star. She doesn't she
Speaker 2: has zero self awareness at all, and she just constantly
Speaker 2: and the fact that her and Angie k both like
Speaker 2: was it Mary who said it? Or Whitney? They were
Speaker 2: like they have to have the last word. So this
Speaker 2: is never going to end right, and you would see
Speaker 2: the conversation somewhat start to die, and then it was
Speaker 2: like right back at it and it felt good, and.
Speaker 1: Well, you're right. It goes like you can't let it go,
Speaker 1: you can't let it go. I'm like, well you brought
Speaker 1: it back up.
Speaker 2: And so many times, like the way that Brittany has
Speaker 2: become such a punching bag where everyone's like, I mean,
Speaker 2: I even kind of like Britney, you know, I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, and Brittany just has to laugh. Like
Speaker 2: Brittany's like, okay.
Speaker 1: When Brittany goes, I'm a realtor, and she was like,
Speaker 1: come on, what means you? You fucking los her? And
Speaker 1: Brittany goes seems like you're She's like shut up. She's
Speaker 1: like yeah, I was like wow. And then the funniest
Speaker 1: thing too, is like even britt even car Stas worked
Speaker 1: on Brittany and she's like, okay, we're talking about my.
Speaker 2: Hair, right, And then bron Win's like, look at I'm
Speaker 2: hugging Britney. Of all people like it, just everyone felt
Speaker 2: the need to shit on Britney and it was so funny.
Speaker 2: And I love Brittany. I've talked to Brittany. I think
Speaker 2: that she's incredible.
Speaker 1: She's dead on the show. She's yeah, because she also
Speaker 1: was not taking it seriously where she's like god, you know,
Speaker 1: she's just laughing about it too, because she's like, I'm
Speaker 1: just happy to be here on the show. I'm happy.
Speaker 1: I got that scene last week where I got called
Speaker 1: a bad mother by Whitney, right, I mean, Whitney held
Speaker 1: her by the shoulders and explained to her that she
Speaker 1: was a bad.
Speaker 2: Mother while she was jerking off a cactus.
Speaker 1: I mean, let the down listen to me, right, I mean, okay,
Speaker 1: so I think too, I think it's suit Man and
Speaker 1: I think it's something. Because that's when Lisa's like, I've
Speaker 1: got so many things I could say, and a she
Speaker 1: goes me too.
Speaker 2: I was like, say it, I hate the threats of
Speaker 2: I something to say, because I'm all was just like,
Speaker 2: please just let the floodgates open. Let's well, I think it's.
Speaker 1: Like, how far do you want to go with this
Speaker 1: suitman thing? Because if you say about Suitman, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say about that guy you were fucking in New York
Speaker 1: or whatever, the ax guy. Yeah, the guy that got
Speaker 1: you that bracelet.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah. So Also what was irritating to me
Speaker 2: too is I knew that Angie was trying to deflect
Speaker 2: because she kept being like, look at my credit cards,
Speaker 2: look at my credit cards, like like they're all in
Speaker 2: my name, And I'm like, that's not what she's saying.
Speaker 2: She's not saying you have a credit card in someone
Speaker 2: else's name. She's saying you you somebody else, somebody else
Speaker 2: paid for your trip. So what does you showing us
Speaker 2: your name on your credit cards, have to do with
Speaker 2: anything that makes no sense.
Speaker 1: The best was Mary's like, put this away, quit throwing
Speaker 1: those around. Stop stop stop throwing those around. And when
Speaker 1: they were hey, they would leave the table, go to
Speaker 1: the bench, and then come back. And when that lady
Speaker 1: walked up and was like I have more.
Speaker 2: Wine, I screamed. I screamed. I want that woman to
Speaker 2: be at my funeral.
Speaker 1: I mean when I tell you, it was sort of
Speaker 1: like that that waiter that time. Yeah, when Meredith was
Speaker 1: like the room short and that guy comes up, He's like,
Speaker 1: I got hired for the day. I'm like a twink
Speaker 1: that lives down the street. Don't yell at me. Okay,
Speaker 1: that psychic Terrence Turner, Yeah, can I hire him? He
Speaker 1: was so good? Okay, I already looked him up. Already
Speaker 1: looked up.
Speaker 2: I died. When Brittany was like, there is no way
Speaker 2: he could have known any of this stuff, and then
Speaker 2: we replay her saying like, my daughters don't like me.
Speaker 2: I don't talk to my daughters like me and my
Speaker 2: daughters have issues and it's about men and all this stuff,
Speaker 2: and she was like nobody could have known this stuff, right.
Speaker 1: Well, right, and Also, when he said the thing about
Speaker 1: you have a child that rides horses, I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: well again, that's something you could have just known. But
Speaker 1: when he said one of the horses is going to
Speaker 1: have an accident and then later the horse got thrown
Speaker 1: the ground, that was hilarious.
Speaker 2: That was hilarious. I don't know what Salt Lake is
Speaker 2: doing that all the other franchises can't seem to figure out.
Speaker 2: But it's seriously beautiful.
Speaker 1: It is. It's the best one. Do you think that
Speaker 1: Lisa does dig up information on everybody? And does she
Speaker 1: do it through her five lawyers or does she do
Speaker 1: it the way you and I do it?
Speaker 2: Just do Google? No, she absolutely has people do it.
Speaker 2: I'm going to go all the way on this.
Speaker 1: But again, with the money situation, how does she have
Speaker 1: the money? Vita Tequila is not paying their bills.
Speaker 2: It's just not that I mean, that's the question. Does
Speaker 2: she have some boyfriend who pays her way? Like, honestly,
Speaker 2: I'm telling you right now, if my wife came to
Speaker 2: me and was like, hey, there's this guy he wants
Speaker 2: me to sleep with him every now and again, we're
Speaker 2: gonna go to some what I don't know what the
Speaker 2: team there is called the Knicks, is that what they're
Speaker 2: called the jazz that you talk jazz? We're going to
Speaker 2: go see the jazz together a couple of times, and
Speaker 2: he's going to pay for our life. I mean, like, babe, please,
Speaker 2: Like you're a businesswoman, go go do your like, go
Speaker 2: do your thing. You know, I don't care, Like I
Speaker 2: don't someone's paying our way.
Speaker 1: Sure, I don't think that you're going to be fine
Speaker 1: with your wife just randomly sleeping with the dude a
Speaker 1: couple of times a month for jass tickets.
Speaker 2: No, oh, not for jazz tickets. But I'm saying like
Speaker 2: if he's paying for our life, for sure, and and
Speaker 2: my wife would be fine with the same, you know.
Speaker 2: And but that's the thing is people these days don't
Speaker 2: want to work anymore, and so like we don't have
Speaker 2: the kind of gold diggers that we used to have
Speaker 2: back in the day. You know, like Erica Jane she
Speaker 2: put in her time with Tom gard Din bron Win
Speaker 2: with Todd like that's that's beautiful. But like nowadays, like
Speaker 2: our gold diggers are like the Whitney Rose where it's
Speaker 2: like it's not that much gold, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like Anna.
Speaker 2: Nicole Smith, like she was willing to do the work.
Speaker 2: And that's where I'm at. If anyone wants me to
Speaker 2: be their sugar baby for sure, man or woman, I
Speaker 2: don't care. I'll do whatever I have to because I
Speaker 2: work hard, because I have respect for myself in the
Speaker 2: fact that I'm a hard worker.
Speaker 1: Well, it's like we talk about on ninety Day Fiance
Speaker 1: Submit and Jimmy, Jimmy Submit and Jenny. So Jenny is
Speaker 1: currently sixty seven, Okay, so even let's just say she
Speaker 1: lives to eighty seven, he's still only gonna be like
Speaker 1: fifty three. He can have a whole other life.
Speaker 2: But again, like, there's not that much money there with her.
Speaker 1: Oh there's none, zero, there's not He's not in it
Speaker 1: for the money. I'm just saying he could still get
Speaker 1: the love back of his family whenever she dies, which
Speaker 1: will be in about twenty years.
Speaker 2: Honestly, she looks pretty bad. I don't I don't keep
Speaker 2: up with nine day Founcy, but I see her on
Speaker 2: the previous and she does look really bad.
Speaker 1: She just needs a neck lift. It's this, it's the channe.
Speaker 2: It's all fell right there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it was already like that when they met
Speaker 1: fifteen years ago and now it's just worse. That's all
Speaker 1: she needs. She needs some neutral fall for her hair
Speaker 1: and just to thicken it up a little. And she
Speaker 1: needs a necklift. And I don't understand why she doesn't
Speaker 1: use some of that sweet sweet Matt Sharp money and
Speaker 1: get a necklift. It can't be that expensive in India.
Speaker 2: I think some people just like to age gracefully. It's like, gross, what's.
Speaker 1: Wrong with you? Speaking of that, Lisa does not have
Speaker 1: a facelift, but she does have twelve threads on each side. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you about threads. Any anybody you ever
Speaker 1: talked to that is reputable will tell you threads are
Speaker 1: really bad for you. Do you know what they do
Speaker 1: with threads?
Speaker 2: Well, I've seen people get like I've watched youtubes of
Speaker 2: people getting threads in. I love plastic surgery. I love
Speaker 2: to watch plastic surgery so much. But I have a
Speaker 2: I'd call him a friend and he's a facial plastic surgeon,
Speaker 2: and he was like, don't ever the worst threads?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the worst thing you could do. So for her
Speaker 1: to have twelve on each side ace. I know people
Speaker 1: that have gotten like two and they just do like
Speaker 1: one here, one here. For her to have twelve on
Speaker 1: each side, she must have six in her neck. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I think she literally looks exactly the same.
Speaker 1: So maybe she's I didn't understand the whole like you
Speaker 1: had a facelift. I mean, I don't think she looks
Speaker 1: like she's had a facelift. I don't think she looks
Speaker 1: like she's had I think she's exactly the same.
Speaker 2: Last season, she was looking old. You know. I always
Speaker 2: funny because I was like, you're kind of like, you know,
Speaker 2: you're one of the big stars of the show of Bravo,
Speaker 2: and like you still have an old face, Like what's
Speaker 2: going on?
Speaker 1: Well, also, she just says so much spray tan, and
Speaker 1: I think that really ages you. You know, do you
Speaker 1: think she can redeem herself from all this? This is
Speaker 1: her season to be taken down, and as in our shows,
Speaker 1: there is the ebb and flow.
Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing. We know. The reason she wasn't
Speaker 2: at the camping trip in the beginning, she was still
Speaker 2: negotiating her contract and she wanted to get paid more
Speaker 2: than other people. So anytime that happens, that's when the
Speaker 2: women are immediately like, oh, We're gonna come for you.
Speaker 2: You're getting paid more than us, We're going to take
Speaker 2: you down.
Speaker 1: And even if you're not getting paid more, fuck you
Speaker 1: for trying.
Speaker 2: Yes, I think that Lisa Barlow is going to be
Speaker 2: just fine because I don't like Lisa Barlow. Again, there's
Speaker 2: no self awareness there. Lisa Barlow doesn't think anyone hates her,
Speaker 2: because how could they unless they're jealous? Are you're just
Speaker 2: jealous of me?
Speaker 1: That's it, that's all wet. Now you're jealous of my face.
Speaker 1: I have twelve threats of each side. So Miami. Now,
Speaker 1: I know Miami is your wheelhouse because of your other podcast,
Speaker 1: Reality Court. Yes with Anna, I say Keona's every time,
Speaker 1: because that's.
Speaker 2: You're thinking of what would you do?
Speaker 1: Or would you do?
Speaker 2: I loved that show. I loved it, but I used
Speaker 2: to cry all the time watching What would you Do?
Speaker 2: With John kenyonas it.
Speaker 1: May be so uncomfortable, it may be so uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: I was like, do you think that you would stand
Speaker 2: up in a lot of those situations or do you
Speaker 2: think you're just tucking your tail and walking away?
Speaker 1: I would stand up, but I wouldn't stand up directly
Speaker 1: to them. I would like go and the restaurant manager,
Speaker 1: I'd go outside and call nine one one, Okay.
Speaker 2: So I I like to refer to myself as a
Speaker 2: Karen to the Karens. So when someone Karen's, I Karen
Speaker 2: even harder at the Karen and I get nasty. I've
Speaker 2: screamed at people in hotel lobbies for the way they
Speaker 2: were talking to the staff.
Speaker 1: I have.
Speaker 2: I've screamed at old people at restaurants for treating the
Speaker 2: staff horribly like if because I know they can't they
Speaker 2: can't say it, and they want to. So I'm going
Speaker 2: to say it for them, and I'm going to make
Speaker 2: it a bigger scene than what they were already doing,
Speaker 2: to embarrass them even more.
Speaker 1: Well, what I do is I do the quiet Karen
Speaker 1: and I. When the waitress comes up to our table,
Speaker 1: I'll go, God, those people were such assholes. I'm so sorry. God,
Speaker 1: you don't let it bother you, like we're going to
Speaker 1: give you a bigger trip, like you're doing a great job.
Speaker 1: Like I let them know that I'm on their side.
Speaker 1: I am not like that.
Speaker 2: I want them to right. And then but here's the thing.
Speaker 2: Once you say that, I don't care if they bring
Speaker 2: you like if you ordered a steak and they bring
Speaker 2: you salmon, you have to eat the fucking salmon because
Speaker 2: you're like I said, I wasn't that.
Speaker 1: I'm not like, oh, it's fine, it's fine. I'll trade
Speaker 1: with my husband. He likes salmon. I'll ease. It's fine,
Speaker 1: I do that, no problem.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't say anything now at that point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're right. Well, for Miami, the big story
Speaker 1: this week, of course, was that Audriana and Julia, who
Speaker 1: changed her name to Julia. What a switch sleeping? What
Speaker 1: a switch sleeping together? And I say my prediction next
Speaker 1: season Julia single mama, two toddlers.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't think Julia will be back next season.
Speaker 2: But really told me that there's rumors going around that
Speaker 2: Martina's meeting up with different diverse divorce attorneys.
Speaker 1: As she should. She is admitting on TV just just
Speaker 1: sleeping with at least three people we heard of.
Speaker 2: Well, she the Haitian mortician. She ever quite confirmed or denied.
Speaker 1: Which did she did in the hallway with Andy? She did?
Speaker 2: Oh she did? Okay?
Speaker 1: Yeah, when she and Andy were walking in the hall,
Speaker 1: I guess, hey she mor tesh.
Speaker 2: She was like, no comment, Oh okay, I but I honestly,
Speaker 2: if Julia ever does like a tell all book, I
Speaker 2: hope the first sentence explains the coffee maker, like was
Speaker 2: it a thank you gift? Like yeah, well, and I'm
Speaker 2: talking like is it a mister coffee mate? Are we
Speaker 2: talking about an espresso machine? Like what did we get? Okay,
Speaker 2: you think it's a good one.
Speaker 1: I think she got gifted some sort of like an
Speaker 1: espresso or one of those ones that I see that like,
Speaker 1: you know, I could be so easily influenced by Instagram whatever.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'll buy it one of these ones where
Speaker 1: you can do, like you can make your own Nila
Speaker 1: latte or whatever, a big one. Ok. I think it
Speaker 1: was like the one that Ginny and Submit want to
Speaker 1: get for their cafe. If you know, you know, we're
Speaker 1: gonna have a big American coffee machine. That's the draw
Speaker 1: cemet so for their cafe. They we are not business people,
Speaker 1: is what Simith says. Yeah, we got that. So I
Speaker 1: think it's a coffee machine like that. But I think
Speaker 1: she got it as a freebie, Like I think she
Speaker 1: went to a party and that was the giveaway and
Speaker 1: she happened to have it like in her car or something.
Speaker 1: It was like, I already have one of these darlingas
Speaker 1: you wanted. And he's like, then that was his payment,
Speaker 1: don't you think? Don't you think? She was like, I
Speaker 1: just have this. I got it as a freebie because
Speaker 1: people send them. Shit, here's me a coffee maker.
Speaker 2: Here's my concern and my dream crossover. You know, we
Speaker 2: know that Martina's getting up there in age.
Speaker 1: So what you should do is adopt a five year
Speaker 1: old a three year old. Oh nothing, nothing keeps you young,
Speaker 1: like to toddler.
Speaker 2: Boys, watching her shuffle after those kids every time, and
Speaker 2: her sneakers just.
Speaker 1: You have little children. Yeah, can you imagine?
Speaker 2: They kicked my ass? They kicked my ass already.
Speaker 1: Sixty eight years old, trying.
Speaker 2: To find that thirty five and I think I'm a
Speaker 2: geriatric parent and you are technically technically yeah, well my
Speaker 2: wife is not thirty five, so she's not geriatric.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought you were the geriatric after thirty four.
Speaker 2: No, it's once you hit thirty five.
Speaker 1: Is it okay? Well, because I had my kids at
Speaker 1: thirty four and thirty seven, so maybe I was only
Speaker 1: geriatric with the second one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, old hag for sure.
Speaker 1: Either way, either way, it's insulting.
Speaker 2: Okay, but imagine the crossover of the Haitian mortician. He
Speaker 2: pulls back the curtain. It's like, oh my god, it's Martina,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: Like, no, I think there's too many differences there. Okay,
Speaker 1: maybe once from Haiti and once from Russia or Czechoslovakia,
Speaker 1: and one's a woman and one's a man. But also what.
Speaker 2: Wait, no I'm saying Martina dies and the Haitian mortician
Speaker 2: gets you know, Martina on the platter on the cold table,
Speaker 2: and they go oh. They're like, oh my god, this
Speaker 2: is this is Julia's wife, jul Me the coffee maker,
Speaker 2: and they're like telling everyone in the office, like, guys,
Speaker 2: oh Martina. I was with Yulia.
Speaker 1: See my thought is because Kiki is from Haiti. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was like maybe one of Kiki's dad's friends and
Speaker 1: that's how she met her, met the guy.
Speaker 2: Maybe I love Kiki. A lot of people don't like
Speaker 2: Kiki anymore, but I will die for her, so whoo
Speaker 2: whoo who oh. Lots of people, well, especially like when
Speaker 2: we do reality Corporate, like Kiki sucks keek, he's not
Speaker 2: a girl's girl, Kiki's racist. But I'm like, I love
Speaker 2: Kiki she can do no wrong.
Speaker 1: In my eyes, I agree with that, and you know
Speaker 1: I feel that way about Marisol. You and I've already
Speaker 1: had this fight, but I have to say she's pretty
Speaker 1: good on the read. And he's like, bro, what did
Speaker 1: they do with the fact the women spending fifteen minutes
Speaker 1: of the forty five minute episode, they spent fifteen minutes
Speaker 1: on the women trying to figure out who went down
Speaker 1: on who did they sissor? Was there a dildo? Was
Speaker 1: it to fingering? It was like? And the fact that
Speaker 1: they were like was it likes they could, the fact
Speaker 1: that they had so many conversations I was dead, I
Speaker 1: was dead, and finally Adrianna's like, she just went down
Speaker 1: on me.
Speaker 2: I was like, I felt so seen in that moment
Speaker 2: because people are always telling me, like you're so immature,
Speaker 2: you're so disgusting and all this stuff, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: everyone wants to know. I'm just the only one saying it.
Speaker 2: And when these women came out and they were like,
Speaker 2: you know, what was it? We need the details, you know,
Speaker 2: I felt like, see, we all want to know.
Speaker 1: In that particular situation, I did want to know. I
Speaker 1: want to know if Audriana Adriana, however, you say her
Speaker 1: name was just a recipient or if she was an
Speaker 1: act of participant.
Speaker 2: So I believe that she was just a recipient. I
Speaker 2: don't think they were, you know, sixty nineteen or anything
Speaker 2: fun like that. But I do think that like Adriana
Speaker 2: was falling in love with Yulia, and that's why she said, oh,
Speaker 2: we should do the storyline of you leaving Martine for me.
Speaker 2: Like I feel like Adriana really fell in love with Yulia.
Speaker 1: Oh, I disagree. I think she's strictly dickly.
Speaker 2: Oh well, honestly though, I think sometimes you're something until
Speaker 2: someone can really wow you and you're like WHOA.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm sure she would like to receive all the time,
Speaker 1: but at some point she will have to give back,
Speaker 1: and maybe she doesn't want to do that.
Speaker 2: I don't think Julia ever gives back to Martina.
Speaker 1: Oh I don't either.
Speaker 2: I think Martina is just she's a giver. She's give, gift, gives.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that she told.
Speaker 2: She pulls her seatpap to the side and she just
Speaker 2: goes down on Yulia and then comes back up for air.
Speaker 1: I know that I should never give you an inch,
Speaker 1: because you will take a mile. I should never encourage
Speaker 1: you at all. Oh oh, I got well. When Julia
Speaker 1: is a single mama to Toddler's next season, I will say,
Speaker 1: call a spanning for tips because he's got lots of
Speaker 1: kids are running around.
Speaker 2: Thank you. I appreciate that.
Speaker 1: Real Housewives of Oci. When will it be over lord
Speaker 1: put us out of our misery? How many do we have?
Speaker 2: Not a lot? I think they just filmed their reunion
Speaker 2: though we still have to go on our cash trip.
Speaker 2: It does. Really it's a long season. But you know
Speaker 2: why it's a long season because every time that we
Speaker 2: have to listen to Emily Simpsons say Gretcher's, well, Gretcher's
Speaker 2: said gers Gratcher's. I have never felt more disgusted by
Speaker 2: listening to someone speak than hearing Emily refer to her
Speaker 2: as Gretcher's. And I hate Emily this season. Hate her,
Speaker 2: will never forgive her. I came around to you know,
Speaker 2: I came around to her after a while. I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: you know, Emily's kind of fun, nice whatever, No, I
Speaker 2: hate her now. I hate her and I'll never forgive her.
Speaker 1: And I mean, you're still mad at You're still mad
Speaker 1: about the life Detector.
Speaker 2: I'm just still mad about the whole Katie situation in general,
Speaker 2: and like even now she's like tam Or, you're gonna
Speaker 2: get talk to Katie, Like, oh my god. And then also,
Speaker 2: this is what's really pissing me off, the fact that
Speaker 2: Emily said I had to hire an attorney because of
Speaker 2: what her babysitter said, her kids said that she said.
Speaker 2: I just thought the way that that probably ruined your
Speaker 2: nanny's life for a good chunk of time, Like dealing
Speaker 2: with this lawsuit coming from you, someone who's got who
Speaker 2: lives off of her in law's money, and you're like
Speaker 2: throw cash at this, Like, I just thought that was gross.
Speaker 2: You don't need an attorney for that. Okay, your nanny
Speaker 2: talks shit about you. Cool, move on.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. Well I don't hate Emily, but I don't
Speaker 1: love her. But I do love Gina and I hope
Speaker 1: she stays forever.
Speaker 2: I'm loving Gina too. I've talked so much about Gina
Speaker 2: in my lifetime, and I'm liking her. This season's she's fun.
Speaker 2: I still want to crack her back. I really want
Speaker 2: to crack her back. For her.
Speaker 1: I know she is hunched. Yeah, she just needs to
Speaker 1: roll the shoulders back instead of straight. Yea.
Speaker 2: But imagine her going to like one of those Instagram
Speaker 2: chiropractors and I'm just like, on that thing, be great.
Speaker 1: I think she's too old for a backcracking to solve it.
Speaker 2: Oh well, it's a true I know it'd be loud.
Speaker 2: That's all I care about. I just like the asmr
Speaker 2: of it all.
Speaker 1: That's funny. You're very into it. Heather McDonald is also
Speaker 1: very into backcracking videos. Just watching videos and people getting
Speaker 1: their backcracked.
Speaker 2: That was my plan. I was going to be a chiropractor.
Speaker 2: I worked at a chiropractice. The only job I've ever
Speaker 2: had is I worked the front desk at a chiropractor's office,
Speaker 2: and one week of being there, I was like, fuck this,
Speaker 2: I don't ever want to do this as my job.
Speaker 2: It's just a bunch of miserable people come in and
Speaker 2: you're like, oh, how are you.
Speaker 1: Like barely hanging in I'm like, no one ever say
Speaker 1: doing forty dollars forty dollars coat?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: My husband. My husband's a lot taller than me. He's
Speaker 1: a foot taller than me because he's six four and
Speaker 1: I'm five to five. And as discussed earlier throwback and
Speaker 1: he can I stand like this and he picks me
Speaker 1: up with his hands under my elbows and just just
Speaker 1: like one big and then the whole thing just cracks.
Speaker 2: I will if you give me a hug, I'm probably
Speaker 2: gonna crack your back. Like anytime someone gives me a hug.
Speaker 2: It's like, I don't want to hug you. I'm not
Speaker 2: really interested in hugging people, but I'm interested in the crack,
Speaker 2: So I will go for the hug so that I
Speaker 2: can squeeze you and get that crack. Really.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, when we meet in Vegas, I'm gonna make
Speaker 1: sure that i'll just shake your hand because I don't
Speaker 1: want to. Okay, okay, how tall are you.
Speaker 2: Ace, Well, I'm five six. I'm gonna say that because
Speaker 2: when people see me in person, I want them to
Speaker 2: be like, wait, you're so much taller than I thought.
Speaker 2: Because everyone tells me, oh, you're shorter than I thought.
Speaker 2: I'm like, fuck off, So I'm actually five ten five eleven,
Speaker 2: but I'm gonna say.
Speaker 1: That's the opposite of what most people do.
Speaker 2: But all right, right, because then when you see me
Speaker 2: in person, you're like, holy shit, he's tall, Like what
Speaker 2: is he six foot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know when uh, there's a picture
Speaker 1: over here that I'm not going to pull down. But
Speaker 1: it's when Ingrid and I met a couple of times.
Speaker 1: When we met Andy Cohen and we had a conversation.
Speaker 1: The first thing he said was because ingerd goes, well,
Speaker 1: you're so cute, and he goes shorter than you thought. Right,
Speaker 1: So that's top of his mind, you know, because he's
Speaker 1: because he sees five nine.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing. A man doesn't want to hear, you're
Speaker 2: so cute. She messed up right there. You want to
Speaker 2: hear like.
Speaker 1: God, God, handsome good. He looks great. He's speaking of
Speaker 1: the microdosing of the Ozmpic or whatever. He did it
Speaker 1: all summer. He looks amazing. And you don't ever you
Speaker 1: don't ever know somebody like, oh wow, he could have
Speaker 1: lost ten pounds. You didn't even know. Wow. He looks good,
Speaker 1: he looks gream, doesn't look skinny.
Speaker 2: I'm still I'm still rooting for him and John Mayer
Speaker 2: to just become No.
Speaker 1: No came out today about his new girlfriend. He's got
Speaker 1: a new girlfriend.
Speaker 2: He's always got a new girlfriend though, But doesn't mean
Speaker 2: he can't have a lifelong partner, and Andy can raise
Speaker 2: the kids together, you know, the do whatever. But I
Speaker 2: just want them to be married.
Speaker 1: Never gonna happen, Okay, well, oh see, there's nothing to
Speaker 1: talk about that. I'm just ready for it to be ever.
Speaker 2: Well, I just I want to come on here because
Speaker 2: anytime I have the opportunity, I just want to take it.
Speaker 2: And I want everyone to know that from the very
Speaker 2: beginning of all the stuff happening with Katie, I have
Speaker 2: stood by Katie's side and I will continue to stand
Speaker 2: by Katie's side, and Katie is in the right. And Okay,
Speaker 2: Katie went and talked to bloggers. Who cares? That's what
Speaker 2: the show is, talking shit about each other, digging shit
Speaker 2: up on each other, And all of you have done
Speaker 2: it too, and it doesn't matter. And so what she
Speaker 2: lied about it? Who cares? All of you lie about stuff?
Speaker 2: We are all lying all the time. Show me one
Speaker 2: person who's not telling at least twelve lies a day.
Speaker 2: We're all liars.
Speaker 1: We're I just said I was five five.
Speaker 2: See, you're a liar. You're a liar face all right.
Speaker 2: So I just I really hope that Katie comes back
Speaker 2: next season because I love her I love the energy
Speaker 2: she brings. She to me is like, wait a second,
Speaker 2: we have to talk for a minute.
Speaker 1: Wait, okay, we can talk about Muzzy. Do you want
Speaker 1: to finish your Katie rant and we can talk about Muzzy.
Speaker 2: No. I moved on because Muzzy. I thought Robin Brown
Speaker 2: had the worst eyebrows of all time, and then Muzzy
Speaker 2: came onto the screen and I thought.
Speaker 1: Muzzy, nobody's her.
Speaker 2: She's awful. She's awful. And you know, people are like, oh,
Speaker 2: she had a brain tumor, doesn't matter, She's always been
Speaker 2: awful to Bronwen. We heard the gap story, we heard
Speaker 2: this say like.
Speaker 1: The brain tumor didn't make her mean, it's probably would
Speaker 1: make her nicer.
Speaker 2: Probably she is a monster. I hate her and the
Speaker 2: fact like Bronwyn has become one of my top housewives
Speaker 2: of all times. I would lay my life down for Bronwen.
Speaker 2: I love that Bronwyn owns up to lying. I love
Speaker 2: that she is like she stays cool, which I've never
Speaker 2: been able to do my entire life. And I just
Speaker 2: I really love Brounwin. And then to see her mother
Speaker 2: treat her like that and be like, well you wouldn't
Speaker 2: have anything if it weren't for Todd.
Speaker 1: Her mother's a horrible person. Horrible, she's a horrible person.
Speaker 1: And she didn't even try to act nicer on TV,
Speaker 1: which means she's actually way worse, probably in her mind.
Speaker 1: In her mind, she's like, I'm gonna go on TV
Speaker 1: and let the world know Bronwin was a whore that
Speaker 1: got pregnant me. She said, well, we already know that,
Speaker 1: we already know the kid is here. And by the way,
Speaker 1: how do you think Gwynn feels seeing her grandmother talk
Speaker 1: about her like that, like, oh, you would have had
Speaker 1: to put her in foster care? For what? And for me?
Speaker 1: You're like you you're a bitch.
Speaker 2: That was bad. One of the meanest things I have
Speaker 2: ever heard, because bron was like, no, I would have
Speaker 2: gotten another job, Like if you weren't able to watch
Speaker 2: my child, I would have gotten another job so that
Speaker 2: I could have afforded daycare. Like I'm not gonna just
Speaker 2: let my kid. That's not how foster care works. People
Speaker 2: aren't just like, oh, shoot, I've got a busy day. Oh,
Speaker 2: I guess they've got to take my kid to foster.
Speaker 1: I guess I'll just call CPS on myself.
Speaker 2: Huh, right, that's not how that works. Okay, And she
Speaker 2: is the biggest piece of ship we've ever seen, like
Speaker 2: the worst mother we've ever had in housewives history.
Speaker 1: Well, see who else was bad? We've also had what
Speaker 1: was the girl, the beautiful girl, Monica.
Speaker 2: She's worse than Monica's mom.
Speaker 1: Monica's mother was pretty bad. But then at the end
Speaker 1: they were kind of in cahoots bad together. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: kind of felt like probably a lot of that was
Speaker 1: Producedanda Linda that was her name. Yes, she was pretty bad.
Speaker 2: And we've had Tinsley's mom, do.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't. I didn't think Dale was bad.
Speaker 1: I like that I related to Dale.
Speaker 2: I feel like Dale just was like very quick to like,
Speaker 2: you know, say that Tinsley was a loser.
Speaker 1: Basically, Well, Tinsley had gotten arrested for stalking her boyfriend,
Speaker 1: and you know that was embarrassing because they were a
Speaker 1: family from Richmond, Virginia.
Speaker 2: Right, I understand, Like, Okay, but like Amy Archer, she
Speaker 2: did the same thing with a boyfriend at one point.
Speaker 2: We don't judge her for it. Did she get arrested,
Speaker 2: She can get arrested, But it was like dude, why
Speaker 2: are you here at my doorstep with dinner?
Speaker 1: Amy? We love you? But what about Wait? There was
Speaker 1: one more that I was just thinking that was really
Speaker 1: really bad. I mean, Heather, do you Bro's mother is
Speaker 1: kind of a nightmare. We need to see a little
Speaker 1: more of her.
Speaker 2: Oh, we do need to she is and it makes
Speaker 2: total sense why Heather is so awful.
Speaker 1: And it's really interesting too when you see these people
Speaker 1: on your television and a parent shows up and then
Speaker 1: how they react, Because we're doing that right now on
Speaker 1: Love is Blind. So in Love is Blind, there's this
Speaker 1: guy this new season. By the way, if you and
Speaker 1: Caitlyn just needs something to binge, are you watching it?
Speaker 2: We're caught up.
Speaker 1: I am you're two eleven?
Speaker 2: Well last night new episodes dropped or no, today's episode
Speaker 2: today today?
Speaker 1: If you thought it was good up to nine, you
Speaker 1: wait ten and eleven gonna be able to leave your house?
Speaker 1: Eleven or two of the best episodes of television I've
Speaker 1: ever seen, everybody, that's it. I'm going to cut this
Speaker 1: entire Listen, I'm gonna cut this entire Love is Blind
Speaker 1: part out and put it on and put it on
Speaker 1: the page.
Speaker 2: Picture. Okay, guys, we'll forget.
Speaker 1: Oh okay later today, Yeah, we'll talk. We'll make it.
Speaker 1: How many people do you want me to come up with?
Speaker 1: I was gonna come up with ten. How many people
Speaker 1: do you want? We're gonna play a game. It's a
Speaker 1: game sweeping the nation called Does Ace know who this is?
Speaker 2: I feel like you got to do at least fifteen.
Speaker 1: Okay, fifteen. I'm going to come up with fifteen people
Speaker 1: and we'll see what I'm imagining.
Speaker 2: They're all like black and white pictures.
Speaker 1: No, it's gonna be color. It's gonna be over.
Speaker 2: I'm excited.
Speaker 1: It's not going to be like an Abe Lincoln. I'm
Speaker 1: not going back that far.
Speaker 2: I know who Lincoln is.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be sort of like a Dick Clark, Keith Richards,
Speaker 1: like people you should know. Okay, you can't have the
Speaker 1: use of youth, you know what I mean? Like I
Speaker 1: know who Elvis Presley is, but like he'd be my
Speaker 1: dad's age, you.
Speaker 2: Know, but I know who Elvis Presley is.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm giving you an example.
Speaker 2: Maam, just saying I'm very smart, very well amded.
Speaker 1: So we are going to play that game. So everybody
Speaker 1: make sure you're following Aces at a spanning underscore for
Speaker 1: some unknown reason.
Speaker 2: Underscore is there because I was a spanning a long
Speaker 2: time ago. Then I changed it to a spanning photography.
Speaker 2: Then I wanted to go back to a spanning and
Speaker 2: it wouldn't let me go back because I already had
Speaker 2: that username. And it's like, sorry, that user name is taken,
Speaker 2: Like it's not taken by anybody, it's taken by me,
Speaker 2: and I don't have it anymore, so give it back.
Speaker 2: So I had ad an underscore. Then it's very stupid.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I want this is problems. Well, listen, when
Speaker 1: you win the lottery, you can buy that back from
Speaker 1: whoever took it. Absolutely, So make sure you're following Ace
Speaker 1: and listening to their podcast, which is Sister Wives Love
Speaker 1: should be Multiplied and not Divided. Yes, I nailed it.
Speaker 1: They also have an amazing patron which is just called
Speaker 1: ship Talk, right yep. Yeah, I don't listen. I don't
Speaker 1: listen to that because my understanding is it's filthy and
Speaker 1: I would be disgusting.
Speaker 2: No, like if you would die within one episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Amy has told me that it's not for my ears.
Speaker 2: No, absolutely not, Please don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would be upset so everybody make sure you're
Speaker 1: following Ace and his beautiful wife Caitlin and their menagerie
Speaker 1: of children, and just are we still three under two?
Speaker 2: Yep? Until November.
Speaker 1: Until November, all right, you should be milking that make shirts.
Speaker 2: I will.
Speaker 1: As and I are going to do a secondary episode
Speaker 1: where I'm gonna ask him about people. We'll have a
Speaker 1: slideshow that'll also be up. And then there was a
Speaker 1: whole section here that I cut out that was our
Speaker 1: Love is Blind chatter, and that will also be over
Speaker 1: on Pink Shade Prime.
Speaker 2: Ace.
Speaker 1: I'll talk to you later.
Speaker 2: Thank you, guys.
Speaker 1: Bye,