Speaker 1: So Tamra is going after Heather. She has a moment
Speaker 1: in her OTF where she says, I think Heather is
Speaker 1: really fake and that is like Satan calling Hitler evil. Okay,
Speaker 1: that is fucking crazy, crazy talking. Hey everybody, it's bad TV.
Speaker 1: We are here to break down the Real Housewives of
Speaker 1: Orange County. I'm not sure why I said it like that.
Speaker 1: I'm sure that Patty's here, great to be here. Ruby
Speaker 1: is here as well, joining us from the United States
Speaker 1: of America.
Speaker 2: I don't send me that water.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks, dude, whose was that?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Okay, listen, we're here to break down the OC, and
Speaker 1: before we do that, we should mention that, m.
Speaker 2: What do we have a patriot? We don't have anything
Speaker 2: a patron.
Speaker 3: Don't say that. Mind the audience. We got aps there.
Speaker 1: Man, we got aps, We got PMC. We got to
Speaker 1: do a meetup soon.
Speaker 3: Oh, let's do a meet up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we got to do a meetup.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll get we'll get a date set for our meetup.
Speaker 3: You guys, tell us what you want us to cover.
Speaker 3: We got ladies, Well, sorry, we got Real Housewives of
Speaker 3: New York coming up. We have Dylan wants to do
Speaker 3: this thing, the Double Lives of Suburban Wives.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck yeah, I'm so excited for that.
Speaker 3: All right, guys, check that out and let us know
Speaker 3: that starts, I guess on Sunday or something. Let us
Speaker 3: know if you want us to cover that, we'll do
Speaker 3: that and put that behind the payball.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we'll also go watch Dune Dune three. We'll
Speaker 1: tell you about that, but that's not until December.
Speaker 2: Okay, little teas, that's what I'm saying. That's a little teas, Ruby.
Speaker 2: What's going on with you? You got anything on?
Speaker 4: I am having a great day. That's really all I
Speaker 4: can say. Just a great, great Friday. And I'm not
Speaker 4: even being sarcastic.
Speaker 2: Magnificent, it sounded a little sarcastic. Yeah, do you want
Speaker 2: to plumb that or ask her? What's going on?
Speaker 3: Everything? Okay?
Speaker 4: Ruby, I'm honestly, it's just shocking to me and to
Speaker 4: both of you that nothing is wrong except for the
Speaker 4: delay in our talking. But no, I'm just having a
Speaker 4: great day.
Speaker 2: How many dcs have you had?
Speaker 4: None?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: All right, Listen, we have a lot of shit to
Speaker 1: fucking talk about, and we have to give our tits straight.
Speaker 2: Out of the gate.
Speaker 1: We are here for yet another season of this, and
Speaker 1: we're still doing this and it's still thirty seven tits.
Speaker 1: For me personally, I want to kind of try to
Speaker 1: soften up.
Speaker 3: The I thought our scoring rating system was oranges. Ruby, No, No,
Speaker 3: what is it?
Speaker 4: Tits?
Speaker 3: Oh? Go ahead, I give it thirty seven tits.
Speaker 1: I think that you know there was There are a
Speaker 1: lot of kind of cooked things in this show. The
Speaker 1: conflict between Heather and Gin is just something that is
Speaker 1: so Orange County, right.
Speaker 2: So making a mountain out.
Speaker 1: Of a molehill that nobody really understands or cares about
Speaker 1: Vicky is a welcome addition to this show. I'm so
Speaker 1: excited and happy that she's here, as is Carmela. Now,
Speaker 1: the purse thing, that's I don't know how much legs
Speaker 1: these ladies think they can get out of this, but
Speaker 1: I think that they are way overshooting it. Oh you
Speaker 1: think so, I certainly do. I give it thirty seven tips. Oh.
Speaker 3: We're on episode three and it's been mentioned in every
Speaker 3: single episode.
Speaker 4: Ruby, Yeah, this isn't good. The purse. The purse has
Speaker 4: has no legs. The purse is a fucking amputee. I
Speaker 4: wish they would let it rest. They won't two more
Speaker 4: episodes at least. Yeah, I didn't know that Michael Vickys
Speaker 4: was living my dream life. I'm so happy to see him.
Speaker 4: I believe he is not seeing Brienna in eight years
Speaker 4: because of her lovely, lovely husband who he can't speak to.
Speaker 4: And that's that on who you.
Speaker 1: So we should talk about the connection really correctly. Ruby, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's really bad. Actually, So what's going to be happening
Speaker 1: on the end? She's still yeah, this is hold on,
Speaker 1: hang on. So what's happening on zoom right now? Is
Speaker 1: that Ruby sounds like she is a war correspondent and
Speaker 1: I and they're being bombed.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think we're going to continue to try to do this,
Speaker 1: but it just might not be you know, a thing
Speaker 1: that's happening. Hopefully, Yeah, I mean see, hopefully it just
Speaker 1: gets a little bit better. Ruby, talk about your diet
Speaker 1: Cochlest great day or the show one more time.
Speaker 2: Let's just see.
Speaker 4: Okay, and how are the bombs.
Speaker 3: Now or it sounds clear?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it sounds clear.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're safer, We're safer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how are your wounds? And what did you think
Speaker 2: of the show?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Thank you, Dylan, My wounds are Okay, I'm patched up.
Speaker 4: I don't like you said. We need Vicki and Carmela
Speaker 4: to breathe life because without it, we have absolute twelve
Speaker 4: of breasts.
Speaker 3: Twelve breasts. Okay, Hm, this is tough because I want
Speaker 3: to continue to recap the show and we must. We
Speaker 3: have to. It's just part of our slate of programming
Speaker 3: that we recap every year. But yes, storylines like she
Speaker 3: gave me an expensive bag? Why did she do this?
Speaker 3: And what do you think about this? Meatball? Don't you
Speaker 3: think this is weird? Because that's what Emily does. Emily
Speaker 3: says to Heather de Bro, don't you think it's weird
Speaker 3: she gave me an expensive bag? And Heather Bro says,
Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't care. Hmm okay, let me
Speaker 3: check this with meatball, Meetball, what do you think? Do
Speaker 3: you think that was weird? Yeah, maybe she's trying to
Speaker 3: buy your friendship. And then Emily goes to a group
Speaker 3: of other girls and says, did you hear what Gina
Speaker 3: said about this perst thing? She thinks, ah, she think thanks.
Speaker 2: Carmel is showy horror?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you believe that stuff. It's really pathetic, extremely Yeah,
Speaker 3: but it beats Emily's typical storyline, which is every third
Speaker 3: season she's on a weight loss journey, so much better.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, this you look great.
Speaker 3: This is this is horrible. And I give it zero tits.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's a really low tits.
Speaker 3: I give it minus one.
Speaker 2: If I was allowed to, you're not allowed to. And
Speaker 2: you know that you're not allowed to.
Speaker 1: Okay, pat where do we kick that?
Speaker 3: We land on Meatball's house, and we learned that Meatball
Speaker 3: has another passion besides being the most basic housewife in history, Catty.
Speaker 3: Patty's here, by the way, she loves doing tiktoks because
Speaker 3: that's what you love to do. Uh well, she says,
Speaker 3: we you love what you do. You never work a
Speaker 3: day in your life. Also, when there's not a single
Speaker 3: living female in Orange County that would ever be on
Speaker 3: this show, you get Gina on your television screen.
Speaker 1: You know, my favorite thing about this whole this whole
Speaker 1: moment was Gina kind of stumbling on a financial model
Speaker 1: of just being a big old goofball and she, I
Speaker 1: think at one point says, you know a lot of
Speaker 1: people don't know this, but you can monetize TikTok?
Speaker 3: Is that right, Oh my god, you know, and she
Speaker 3: heard Shanna Bador is not you know, she's got a
Speaker 3: pretty big following. Yeah, yeah, this is great. We are
Speaker 3: now in the world of Bravo in Orange County where
Speaker 3: we have to have women rent houses in Orange County
Speaker 3: that live in different states to be cast on this show.
Speaker 3: Katie from last season and now Carmela.
Speaker 1: Yeah again it's Kirk Douglas getting wheeled out on stage. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: Ruby thoughts on this is.
Speaker 3: Why we have Emily, and this is why we have
Speaker 3: meatball on our screens.
Speaker 1: Well, it's also why we have euthanasia. Well, some some
Speaker 1: places do. I'm talking about the show. I'm not talking
Speaker 1: about anybody on the show. I'm talking about the show.
Speaker 3: And I was God damn it that Facebook post that
Speaker 3: said we're too negative.
Speaker 2: Ruby.
Speaker 1: Giving someone a three thousand dollars bag that you do
Speaker 1: not know, let's say you're worth fifty billion dollars, your
Speaker 1: thoughts just weird.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't think it's weird if you
Speaker 4: give someone a three thousand dollars bottle of wine, but
Speaker 4: I still think that's kind of inappropriate. But a bag
Speaker 4: is just extra strange. I don't know. The only thing
Speaker 4: that's weirder is that they care at all.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, my thing is I don't I don't really
Speaker 1: care how much money you have. Okay, could be a
Speaker 1: couple of mill could be a couple bill, could be
Speaker 1: a couple trill. If you don't know someone, I don't
Speaker 1: think you can go over five hundred dollars. I think
Speaker 1: it's just nuts to give somebody a three thousand dollars gift.
Speaker 3: Okay. I have thoughts. Yeah, One is it was absolutely
Speaker 3: to make a statement that I have money, you poor
Speaker 3: poor people.
Speaker 2: Sure.
Speaker 3: Secondly, I believe it was a regift or she had
Speaker 3: two of these same bags. She did not give a
Speaker 3: flying fok. This was not like she went to a
Speaker 3: store and purchased this. This was in her closet and
Speaker 3: she said, all right, get me a gift back, and
Speaker 3: she threw it in there with one of her used vibrators, which,
Speaker 3: by the way, Emily should thank that fucking gift because
Speaker 3: now she can have sex with something that doesn't smell
Speaker 3: like a double double.
Speaker 1: But also like, you know, maybe she can have something
Speaker 1: that doesn't demand to you know, I don't meet, she
Speaker 1: says about this, but you know.
Speaker 2: Maybe we can try a different entry point.
Speaker 1: All right, so we got we've got an invite from Tamra.
Speaker 2: Now there are evidently.
Speaker 1: Murderous roving cartels in Vicky's swinging community. That's what she
Speaker 1: yells out when they're all trying to be quiet and hiding.
Speaker 3: She loves it because the more cartels that are there,
Speaker 3: the cheaper it is to get her feet sanded.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'll pay you later. That guy's not worried
Speaker 1: about it. His child's been kidnapped.
Speaker 2: It's very dark.
Speaker 1: So we talk about Bador and social media. But I
Speaker 1: would like to get to Tamra and Fernanda.
Speaker 3: I remember Fernanda gracing our screens.
Speaker 1: Ruby, do you remember Fernanda? And what are your thoughts
Speaker 1: on the beautiful Fernanda.
Speaker 4: You couldn't forget her. She has an aged day. She
Speaker 4: looks incredible. Her and Tamra definitely engaged in a lot
Speaker 4: of sexual activity. I do believe that to be true
Speaker 4: when she was married to Simon, and I think that
Speaker 4: Fernando should say, Tamara, you know, give me five hundred
Speaker 4: thousand dollars or I tell it all.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna take it a step further. Really, I believe
Speaker 3: Fernanda looks better than she did fifteen years ago. She
Speaker 3: looks better.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, it's a marvel that some women get
Speaker 1: good work and some women get such bad work.
Speaker 3: What the fuck did Carol Radsvelle do to her fucking face?
Speaker 3: People are saying she looks like Steven Tyler, that I
Speaker 3: Steven Tyler should be extremely offended.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen it, oh my lord, But you know
Speaker 1: it's you.
Speaker 2: Would think that it wouldn't be a subjective thing.
Speaker 1: Although it is aesthetics are you know, it's a multifaceted
Speaker 1: kind of thing.
Speaker 3: Really, it's not really save them, that's not right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think I can dig us out here,
Speaker 4: but well, what I can say is the the darkness
Speaker 4: of one soul I do think contributes to the decay
Speaker 4: of the out of the exterior.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 4: For Sermanda, I do think has probably just been being
Speaker 4: a lovely, beautiful, gorgeous, healthy lesbian for the last fifteen
Speaker 4: years and it shows, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, but Tamra looks great too.
Speaker 4: Pat look a little closer, don't don't blink, and she
Speaker 4: doesn't seriously and she can't move very well her face?
Speaker 3: What does she almost sixty? I think she looks phenomenal
Speaker 3: and I hate her. I'd love to say horrible things
Speaker 3: about her. Dylan, save me, help me.
Speaker 2: No, I can't throwing you rope. There's nothing hold of
Speaker 2: me out of the head, there's nothing. You're throwing me rope.
Speaker 3: I mean a pit. I'm throwing someone left rope down here?
Speaker 4: Oh really, just really quickly with the rope that you're using.
Speaker 2: Didn't catch it?
Speaker 4: Oh it down yet?
Speaker 3: Sorry? Go ahead?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Do you guys remember the I'm so sorry to to
Speaker 4: to talk about this be seen from Viva Labam where
Speaker 4: he is in the snakes and he's trying to get out.
Speaker 4: Because I watched it recently and it's still one of
Speaker 4: the funniest things that just that's any I don't.
Speaker 1: Know that that's from Viva Labam, wasn't it. No, that's
Speaker 1: a jackass thing. But but but.
Speaker 2: But I do.
Speaker 1: I I am reminded of Veto mhmm. You'll remember BAM's
Speaker 1: uncle with a lazy eye. I think he had a
Speaker 1: photographic memory.
Speaker 2: I learned recently that he was He had a beautiful mind.
Speaker 1: He was a giant, short tempered man with a lazy
Speaker 1: but I think he was a genius, which is kind
Speaker 1: of crazy. Anyways, can we get let's get back. Yes, sorry,
Speaker 1: shout out lead Na dam lovers, because that was a
Speaker 1: magnificent television program, Groundbreak.
Speaker 4: It's incredible, all right.
Speaker 3: So tam Rat Jen Heather to Bro. They chat about
Speaker 3: their fucking kids. Jen shares about how Grayson is picked
Speaker 3: on at school and how it made it really upset,
Speaker 3: so much so that Gray Grayson needed to hold her
Speaker 3: for three hours while she cried because it was so
Speaker 3: upsetting for her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, cut to Grayson going can we please? Can you
Speaker 1: let go of me?
Speaker 2: Please? Can you let go?
Speaker 1: But yes, there was a lovely moment where Heather and
Speaker 1: tam are going, you know, there's no rule book on this, Ah,
Speaker 1: there's probably.
Speaker 3: There's actually there's probably several seventy thousand books, yeah, written
Speaker 3: on this exact topic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Anthropic is actually chopping them all up right now, Ruby,
Speaker 1: go ahead.
Speaker 4: I was going to say as a non parent, which is,
Speaker 4: I'm a useless person to discuss this. But it's kind
Speaker 4: of like those things where you say like, I'm not
Speaker 4: sure how to do this, but I don't think it's
Speaker 4: that way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, right, right right, yeah, but I love that
Speaker 3: Tamrat though she goes, uh, look, kids are in different
Speaker 3: stages of life. For example, my daughter Sidney, she stopped
Speaker 3: talking to me when when she realized I was a monster.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah right, yep. Barack Obama's first term. Actually, hey,
Speaker 2: can we say that?
Speaker 1: Heather frames uh Bador's intervention in a very like we
Speaker 1: see you trying to do a bit, but that's actually
Speaker 1: like not okay to do. She goes, we need to
Speaker 1: talk about Badora's intervention. You can't talk about an intervening
Speaker 1: on someone who everyone knows is a drug and then
Speaker 1: switch it to social media.
Speaker 2: We can't do that.
Speaker 3: That's right, okay.
Speaker 1: But Door's doing actually a lot better with the booze
Speaker 1: this season. I haven't seen her topsy turvy at all.
Speaker 4: But I think she's He's not drinking on filming days,
Speaker 4: I don't think anymore.
Speaker 3: I'm serious, very smart of her, very smart.
Speaker 1: So we get to the TikTok intervention, and that's when
Speaker 1: Tamra says, kind of out of fuck, it's another diamond.
Speaker 1: It's not even left field, it's another fucking diamond. She goes,
Speaker 1: you know what, I actually want to talk about how
Speaker 1: hurt I am by your tiktoks.
Speaker 2: And yeah, we fight about that for a bet.
Speaker 3: It's almost like they said chat GPT another like, I
Speaker 3: guess new technology for old Fox. Yeah, yeah, what is
Speaker 3: the lamest storyline we could create?
Speaker 1: And then you spend about forty two minutes just trying
Speaker 1: to get the chatbot to whittle it down. No, make
Speaker 1: it no, no, no, the lame more lamb more lambs.
Speaker 3: Well, how old are you guys our average age fifty
Speaker 3: eight and a half, talk about how you're disappointed about
Speaker 3: tiktoking Ruby on Tamra here what I The.
Speaker 4: First thing that popped into my head was it wasn't
Speaker 4: a baseball from another diamond. It was like a like
Speaker 4: a beach ball or something so wildly just what the
Speaker 4: could we possibly don't care and also still don't care?
Speaker 4: I think, yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Think that's probably actually correct. A plus, the women accuse
Speaker 1: Heather of being a people pleaser who runs from conflict,
Speaker 1: and Heather says, under fire, I would like to.
Speaker 2: I would like to.
Speaker 1: Present to you two that I disagree.
Speaker 3: Okay, thank you.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: First off, this is the first season ever, and I
Speaker 3: while it is a cook storyline that someone is coming
Speaker 3: for Heather to borrow, Heather to brow is the fakest person.
Speaker 2: Amra is coming for Heather to Brow.
Speaker 3: Well, now she smells blood in the water. She's like,
Speaker 3: if a weakling like Jen will start calling her out
Speaker 3: on her bullshit? What Jen says later on, and it's
Speaker 3: a bad analogy. I forget what metaphor whatever it is.
Speaker 3: She basically says she never gets her hands dirty. Yes,
Speaker 3: she stays out of the fray. She only films when
Speaker 3: they agree to show up at one of her properties
Speaker 3: where she can brag about how it's.
Speaker 2: Kind of true.
Speaker 1: If she's showing up to a remote she has this
Speaker 1: kind of like exhausted kind of she almost walks.
Speaker 2: Like a zombie a little bit.
Speaker 1: She's just like, what am I doing here?
Speaker 3: I'm above all of it.
Speaker 1: There's a moment I think that we're setting up this
Speaker 1: season for Tamra to go after Heather de Brow, and
Speaker 1: I just want to say really quickly, if you don't
Speaker 1: put the bows on everything at the end of this season,
Speaker 1: we're not coming back. We're not doing season twenty one
Speaker 1: with Tamra and Debro. There's left over tension from season No.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no more you making up No, no, how
Speaker 3: fucking house Shannon Bandoor can't come back no way. Speaking
Speaker 3: of Shannon, Hello Archie. Oh that was Archie. He said
Speaker 3: she does drink on filming that Archie's dead. Mmm voice
Speaker 3: from heaven.
Speaker 4: Powerful.
Speaker 1: Uh So Tamra is going after Heather. She has a
Speaker 1: moment in her OTF where she says, I think Heather
Speaker 1: is really fake and that is like Satan calling Hitler evil.
Speaker 2: Okay, that is fucking crazy, crazy talk. All right?
Speaker 4: Can I just say before we move on, in addition
Speaker 4: to cleaning house, someone before this season ends needs to
Speaker 4: address the fact that a near one season ago, we
Speaker 4: reunioned with Tamra being a rated to the press.
Speaker 1: Conversation, where did it go? Where did it go? All
Speaker 1: of the stuff. That's how like, that's how rat like
Speaker 1: Tamra is. She She was completely fucking ostracized by that
Speaker 1: entire group. Everyone hated her, everyone on production hated her.
Speaker 1: Here she is completely comfortable with all of that being
Speaker 1: not discussed. She's just going to play like this is
Speaker 1: her life.
Speaker 2: It's not so gross.
Speaker 3: This is where you have established cast members that have
Speaker 3: been doing this so long. They have agents, and there
Speaker 3: are contracts, and there are things that you will not
Speaker 3: talk about. You think Mary Cosby, with all that bullshit.
Speaker 3: You think she came back for that season. It wasn't
Speaker 3: discussed that you can't talk about my fucking church. Do
Speaker 3: you think for one second that wasn't put in her
Speaker 3: contract right, Like, they will not talk about things, or
Speaker 3: they'll say I'm out of here.
Speaker 1: Who knows I think Tamra's and Mary Cosby is a
Speaker 1: star Tamar judge to somebody that we do not. Now,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that Mary Cosby is a good person.
Speaker 1: She's actually she should be thrown in prison. But she
Speaker 1: is a bit of a dynamite on television.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm just saying this is why they should feel
Speaker 3: the need not to reboot shows, but always always hold
Speaker 3: it over the establishment characters. Yes, newbies are coming in. Yes,
Speaker 3: we're always developing new talent.
Speaker 4: Also, here's the thing that I will say to Bravo.
Speaker 4: We can go to any place. I don't care. Go
Speaker 4: to a new place, go to a random town none
Speaker 4: of us have ever heard of, go to a new state,
Speaker 4: like we proved with Salt Lake City in.
Speaker 3: Utah and Rhode Island and Rhode.
Speaker 4: Like people will bring shit from everywhere, so leave them behind.
Speaker 4: Say goodbye to New York and OC see you later.
Speaker 3: The road should have scared the living shit out of oc.
Speaker 2: The Real Housewives of Courdelaine.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Dylan, come on, Real health swives of
Speaker 3: well Vera. This fucking whover here? Revere RIVERA.
Speaker 1: What's Revere.
Speaker 3: It's a little ship kicker town south of Boston.
Speaker 2: No, no, they have to be they have No, it
Speaker 2: has to be pretty rich. You can't just have trash
Speaker 2: people doing that.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's where Whitey Bulger lived. He there's still bodies
Speaker 3: buried there.
Speaker 2: Is it nice?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: No, that's no. We can't do that.
Speaker 3: It would be interesting.
Speaker 4: No, no, it's not the great one.
Speaker 3: One of the housewives would be in jail. You know,
Speaker 3: I'd love that, the real she'd FaceTime her like Stint
Speaker 3: on the Housewives.
Speaker 1: The real Housewives of Reno, Nevada.
Speaker 3: They're saying a Reno is actually having.
Speaker 2: Uh, like a renaissance a rene.
Speaker 3: Vegas sucks.
Speaker 2: Vegas sucks.
Speaker 1: No, but it would be good to see people, real
Speaker 1: housewives who actually have to harvest their own food. And
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about a garden. I'm talking about, you know,
Speaker 1: kind of kind of digging bugs out of the ground.
Speaker 1: That kind of thing would be a kind of new
Speaker 1: take real housewives of Anchorage, right, I mean we've seen
Speaker 1: housewives fight. We've seen Candace and Moni grab each other
Speaker 1: other's hair. We have never seen full right hooks throat or.
Speaker 3: Are we have? Have we seen a housewife take down
Speaker 3: a caribou.
Speaker 2: With her mouth? All right, let's get back.
Speaker 3: It's around the O C, which is gated areas with
Speaker 3: large track homes, down the street from strip malls with
Speaker 3: steakhouses with neon signs.
Speaker 2: Yes, that is what it is.
Speaker 1: And Vicky's son returns and says, this place is fucking awful.
Speaker 3: I hate this place. But before we do, we have
Speaker 3: Shannon Bador Yeah times, her daughter Sophia.
Speaker 2: Her buildings are always.
Speaker 3: Thriving always, and by thriving, you mean have a glass
Speaker 3: of wine in their hand.
Speaker 2: Yeah, roots Now.
Speaker 4: All right, First of all, they're in their twenties. They're
Speaker 4: young girls. Everybody should be sure. What I wanted to
Speaker 4: say was that I love how Shannon will never let
Speaker 4: them understand or forget that their lives and their happiness
Speaker 4: is only because Mommy gave it to you. And I
Speaker 4: was like, here's what here's what I would do. Here's
Speaker 4: what I would do, Here's what I would do if
Speaker 4: they were, if I were them, stop answering her calls.
Speaker 4: Stop it, live your lives, stop it right right.
Speaker 3: All right, Ruby, point well taken. But every time Mom
Speaker 3: checks in with Sophia, and I've been tracking this for
Speaker 3: a very long time, Sophia is either getting ready to
Speaker 3: go to a rave, is about to walk into the rave,
Speaker 3: or is past the morning of the rave, and her
Speaker 3: voice is a little tore up. Okay, my point here,
Speaker 3: the booze bag Apple isn't fallen far from the alcoholic tree.
Speaker 3: We need some parenting here. Yeah, we have a we
Speaker 3: have generational alcoholism. Shannon boozebag. Her dad is a fucking alcoholic. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: why is she not watching this?
Speaker 4: Because she's an alcoholic? Pat She's too drunk to watch it.
Speaker 4: That's why. Also, I fucking stupid question.
Speaker 1: She's a fucking alcoholic.
Speaker 5: She's she's strunk, man, you know the answer to that.
Speaker 4: But also, I think you're conflating all three of her daughters.
Speaker 4: Actually I think one of them raves.
Speaker 3: He said, you're right, sorry.
Speaker 2: Arch what about pat Archie's dead? A voice from heaven
Speaker 2: powerful stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, So we get to this sit down with
Speaker 1: Vicki and her son who doesn't want to be at
Speaker 1: this restaurant with her. You know, I get like irrationally
Speaker 1: triggered by wander lusty people.
Speaker 2: This kid's energy is fucking annoying. Okay, I never liked.
Speaker 1: Mich I don't know what's going on with the fucking
Speaker 1: the daughter and the husband.
Speaker 2: I'm sure he hates the husband.
Speaker 3: Can I coach you up a little bit? Coach? These
Speaker 3: two losers are so supported, are financially supported by mommy, right,
Speaker 3: and they hate mommy for it. Okay, I think they
Speaker 3: are the first generation of children, and this has not
Speaker 3: been examined yet because we're still in the stages. Entire
Speaker 3: their entire lives were on TV or under the microscope
Speaker 3: of TV. The show launched in two thousand and six.
Speaker 3: They were both like teenagers or entering high school. They
Speaker 3: actually were on the first season of called Children of Housewives.
Speaker 3: What was that called Ruby something?
Speaker 4: I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Oh, it was like they did like one or two seasons.
Speaker 3: Their children had their own season, like a spinoff. Anyway,
Speaker 3: they hate their mom. That's why they live as far
Speaker 3: away from her as possible, because she did such a
Speaker 3: great job parenting. She floats both their lifestyles, right.
Speaker 4: So they hate her so much that they will take
Speaker 4: all of the money that she is willing to give them.
Speaker 4: I do think Brianna actually is a very successful nurse
Speaker 4: and has a lot of money herself. But if I
Speaker 4: were Michael, yeah, I would do exactly this. I'd say,
Speaker 4: thank you for the check. You're fucking horrible, mom, I'm
Speaker 4: going to Spain now, goodbye.
Speaker 3: He works for CODA. Brianna hated her mother so much
Speaker 3: that she said her mother's worst fear. She said she
Speaker 3: was going to be a marine in the military and
Speaker 3: go off to boot camp at some point, just because
Speaker 3: she knew that would scare her mother so much. I
Speaker 3: forgot what season?
Speaker 1: Why hasn't Why she just married one?
Speaker 3: Then she married one?
Speaker 1: Why hasn't What's up with Michael and the husband?
Speaker 3: Michael and the husband.
Speaker 4: The husband is a very intense, very I believe, super
Speaker 4: conservative marine.
Speaker 3: Ryan Ryan got it.
Speaker 1: So there's no reason to not see your sister and
Speaker 1: your your two nieces and nephews for eight years. This
Speaker 1: kid has a functional mushroom a day, wander lusty I'm
Speaker 1: in Spain kind of attitude, and it's just like, hey,
Speaker 1: you got to grow up at some point. Go ahead,
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm wrong.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that I'm just personally triggered by this
Speaker 4: because I said he's living my dream life and he is.
Speaker 4: But I think that a lot of it is, honestly,
Speaker 4: and I could be wrong. Brianna probably placating, being like
Speaker 4: it's easier if you just fucking don't come, okay, which
Speaker 4: is not okay, But again, be careful with who you mary.
Speaker 1: Right. You imagine not seeing baby Lucy for eight years, Dylan.
Speaker 4: She moved into a crib and I bought a flight home,
Speaker 4: So no, I can't.
Speaker 1: Also full blown walking now, I mean, it's just unbelievable.
Speaker 3: You want to know what this kid, Mike did when
Speaker 3: he quit CODO. He started gambling online and he said
Speaker 3: that was going to be his future. Okay, he's a loser.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right.
Speaker 1: Vicky is attempting. I really don't like this guy she's
Speaker 1: attempting to. Now I understand complicated because Vicky is Vicky
Speaker 1: and it's not my family. But from the outside looking in,
Speaker 1: Vicky is trying to tell her son that she regrets
Speaker 1: her past decisions and that she loves him, and that
Speaker 1: the happiest moments of her life was when she was
Speaker 1: his mom. And the kid is just hammering chips and salsa,
Speaker 1: completely checked out, does not give a fucking shit what
Speaker 1: this woman is telling him. And VICKI is really struggling
Speaker 1: because I think she's getting to the twilight years recognizing
Speaker 1: why did I divorce that guy? I destroyed my family
Speaker 1: and there was not any real reason to do it.
Speaker 2: We could have gotten through it. Well, I don't know
Speaker 2: what happened. Why did they get divorced?
Speaker 3: Because they were cheating on each other.
Speaker 4: Cheated on him, he cheated on her too, right, But
Speaker 4: it's I believe it was in response, and I think
Speaker 4: that a lot of this is Michael's just like I,
Speaker 4: it's your fucking fault. And then I watched you Mary
Speaker 4: Brooks almost and then I like, what are you doing?
Speaker 4: Look of a person? I don't care that you're sorry.
Speaker 4: I want to eat my chips and salt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want. I got it.
Speaker 3: It was hilarious when she was dating I forget what
Speaker 3: he was married to the guy who had this dating anyway,
Speaker 3: she was married to a guy who's going to run
Speaker 3: for governor at one point, right, and Mike when her
Speaker 3: son went online and said, I hope you're not funding
Speaker 3: this campaign, mom, because I think he was concerned, like,
Speaker 3: you're spending my future money.
Speaker 4: Good for you, Mike.
Speaker 1: Okay, so we have got to get to this meeting
Speaker 1: with Jen and Tamrat, Jen and tam Rat. Camilla arrives
Speaker 1: and they're already primed to discuss this purse thing and
Speaker 1: kind of go in on her. And when Camilla gets.
Speaker 2: That is that her name? Carmela?
Speaker 4: Nope, I was going to say, I'm not sure who
Speaker 4: that is.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's Carmela.
Speaker 3: So she arrives, and so does two thousand and seven.
Speaker 3: She could have been on Rock of Love. By the way,
Speaker 3: this is my girl, Heather McDonald pointed this out, So
Speaker 3: I'm stealing this. She's holding onto two thousands with her. Look,
Speaker 3: the horse that gave his life to create that horrible
Speaker 3: wig was born in two thousand and four. Caddy Patty here,
Speaker 3: So horrible Wig, horrible Wig.
Speaker 1: She shows up, she goes, I'm sorry, like, are the
Speaker 1: men in black hunting you? Because you sit down and
Speaker 1: you go can you just get a steak and chop
Speaker 1: it up for the three months?
Speaker 2: Okay? No, I I It's just it's a it's an
Speaker 2: odd order. But they go. Can we get other things too?
Speaker 3: Listen.
Speaker 2: I love the order. I love a chopped up steak,
Speaker 2: cut up steak. It's great. I don't know what's what.
Speaker 2: She sits down and we talk about the purse.
Speaker 4: Okay, Can I ask? Can I ask? Is she is
Speaker 4: she secretly bankrupt and poor? Or is she just rich?
Speaker 2: I don't know she's really rich?
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, you think so normally when they're bragging this
Speaker 3: much out of the gate, they're poor in bankruptcy.
Speaker 2: Yes, she's not.
Speaker 3: Patty's going to make a call here we pull back
Speaker 3: the curtain. I think there are some financial issues here,
Speaker 3: maybe a daughters or brats, and she's spending way too
Speaker 3: much money on them. And obviously a lot of people
Speaker 3: have said what Patty said here two weeks ago, Lynn Cartin,
Speaker 3: there's shadows of this. And that was also a fake
Speaker 3: rich like kind of facade.
Speaker 2: We'll see I was.
Speaker 4: A husband though that was his But what I I
Speaker 4: is there? Any way? She got a ton of money
Speaker 4: from that guy. He was a legitimate sports player.
Speaker 3: Mike Tyson made one hundred million dollars for one fight
Speaker 3: in nineteen eighty five. By nineteen.
Speaker 1: You can burn through a lot of money quis, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can't. He's worth forty million dollars. Who knows if
Speaker 1: he burned through it. They are not technically divorced, so
Speaker 1: she still has access to it. I think that she's
Speaker 1: wealthy if she didn't even have that. She seems to
Speaker 1: be in a flipping business with osi expensive houses. Who knows,
Speaker 1: but her rent is thirty five thousand dollars and she's
Speaker 1: buying people.
Speaker 3: And those are stupid moves. Stupid It make you lose
Speaker 3: money quick.
Speaker 1: Right, So there's there's this thing with her where the
Speaker 1: women have to coach her up on how to boast
Speaker 1: about your wealth.
Speaker 2: You can't overtly do it.
Speaker 1: You can do it in annoying, kind of under the
Speaker 1: radar ways that everyone picks up on very very easily.
Speaker 1: But you can't be this obvious that you're bragging about
Speaker 1: how much money you have thirty five thousand dollars on
Speaker 1: rend And as pat mentioned earlier in the episode, we
Speaker 1: really see how pathetic Emily is here in this moment,
Speaker 1: because she forces Meatball to say something about a purse
Speaker 1: she doesn't give a shit about. Then Emily takes the
Speaker 1: words of her best friend stated and takes them right
Speaker 1: to Carmela, who she doesn't know, and says, I just
Speaker 1: want to let you know that girl over there who
Speaker 1: I would die for. She's been very vocal.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, talking so much shit about you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's an ulterior motive actually, so she thinks you're
Speaker 4: up to Isn't that crazy? My best friend who I
Speaker 4: dive force, said that about you and so nuts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, got cuisine was a little hot on the lower
Speaker 1: back that evening.
Speaker 2: I think I don't need cuisines.
Speaker 1: So we do this thing where she's good at her job, fantastic, great,
Speaker 1: proud good. Can we get to the boat?
Speaker 4: Basically, yeah, can I just say really quickly? The only
Speaker 4: thing that makes me side a little bit with pat
Speaker 4: on the I genuinely don't know if she's bankrupt or
Speaker 4: very wealthy, is to brag about I think at one
Speaker 4: point she said that she sold like one hundred million
Speaker 4: dollars over the last ten years, and I was.
Speaker 3: Like, I thought, where you live?
Speaker 4: Oh no, that just that's that's a little that might
Speaker 4: scare me a bit, That's all.
Speaker 3: So we'll see, right, Sorry, break down a couple of
Speaker 3: things here. So her tactic to uh for real estate
Speaker 3: is to not overprice the real estate. Is this the
Speaker 3: next day? Oh, this is the next day. Are we
Speaker 3: gonna get that the next day? It's the next day.
Speaker 4: This is at the house. This is before the boat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that.
Speaker 3: The house she's she she meets with. I believe that
Speaker 3: is this the seller? Yeah? Uh, Ignasia Agnasio, She says, Agnasia,
Speaker 3: let's let's let's meeting Agnosia.
Speaker 2: This guy.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, this is what we do here, This
Speaker 3: what we do.
Speaker 2: This we do.
Speaker 3: I want to secure your listic. We're we're not going
Speaker 3: to overprice this motherfucker. We're gonna come in reasonable and
Speaker 3: we're gonna make up for it in the comps. And
Speaker 3: also that will create some demand.
Speaker 2: What do you think? What does that mean? We're going
Speaker 2: to make up for it in the comp The comps.
Speaker 3: Is where once they say we want it, then you
Speaker 3: start going, we want all the furniture, oh god, And
Speaker 3: they go no, and they go there's a ferrari in
Speaker 3: the garage, we want that too, And they're like, ah,
Speaker 3: but you're already in here.
Speaker 1: He is, mister Calen, mister Klen has arrived. I gotta
Speaker 1: say I'm very excited to see Kylen because Klen has
Speaker 1: been sent on a mission. Ah, yes, oh you got
Speaker 1: the retro Sherbert Selsey, the kid came through.
Speaker 3: Holy shit.
Speaker 1: Okay did you get yourself something?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: May I continue? Thank you, Calen, love you, Kaylen. You
Speaker 3: know this is funny because this apro pup. I love
Speaker 3: new players in an old splace, an old space that
Speaker 3: can bring new ideas, very much like coffee, right, or
Speaker 3: caffeine caffeine?
Speaker 1: Wait, okay, old players Ruby did you see what he did?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 4: What I just happened to me was I couldn't be
Speaker 4: more confused.
Speaker 3: Papark me through the call caffeine caffeine. I meant caffeine.
Speaker 3: Caffeine's been around for a while. Now we have Celsius
Speaker 3: walk in here. This is like a little soda thing here,
Speaker 3: and it's not caffeine it yeah right, it's an old
Speaker 3: it's an old play on caffeine. But now it's been
Speaker 3: rebottled as this thing called Celsius.
Speaker 2: But how does that pretend to Ignacio and fucking.
Speaker 3: Carmela, I was saying, Carmela, She's telling Ignasio, Hey, this
Speaker 3: is how we're this is our game plan here. She's
Speaker 3: a new player to real estate and she's like this
Speaker 3: is the game plan. This is how we're gonna sell
Speaker 3: this motherfucker.
Speaker 1: Patrick and I just were handed a sparkling Sherbert slush.
Speaker 3: All right, all right, all right, here's that. Here's another.
Speaker 3: All right, fine, it has no calories. All right, BJ's
Speaker 3: you can always innovate on that. My wife most recently
Speaker 3: has created the new BJ. It never happens, but she
Speaker 3: pretends like.
Speaker 2: A dot the phantom job.
Speaker 3: Yeah it's and she makes it like it's totally normal.
Speaker 4: How do you do that?
Speaker 3: I don't know, but it works. Wow, that's amazing.
Speaker 2: Does it work? It works.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna take her out to dinner after this.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's very expensive. And I'm like, it's like she
Speaker 3: gave me a BJ.
Speaker 2: All right, So the ladies hit the boat.
Speaker 1: Tamar and Shannon are doing well.
Speaker 3: I think we owe this no respect and say, whale
Speaker 3: watching didn't happen.
Speaker 1: You're talking about you want to do a Roddy dangerfield
Speaker 1: kind of thing here.
Speaker 3: No respect?
Speaker 1: Realby thoughts on the whale watching expedition. You haven't talked
Speaker 1: in a while, what's going on?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 4: So I folded underlined I could not care less about
Speaker 4: what happened on this boat but if you ever get
Speaker 4: a chance to see whales as a human, as a person,
Speaker 4: see whales, they are. I do believe they are one
Speaker 4: of the most majestic creatures that I've ever seen in
Speaker 4: my life. And I tried to see them, I think
Speaker 4: four times, and I failed.
Speaker 1: You know what, and then I did do We got
Speaker 1: to do a trip to Issa Muharas because we can
Speaker 1: do whale sharks.
Speaker 2: You can swim with them.
Speaker 4: Really yeah, I'd cry and I'd love it.
Speaker 2: Best friend's husband as a whole thing. Take the boats out.
Speaker 3: And you go a whale shark?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well shark they're the gentle giants of the they.
Speaker 3: Are They only eat plankton.
Speaker 4: Anyways.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I'm not getting in the fucking water
Speaker 2: with them, but I would. What are you talking about?
Speaker 3: Can go in their mouth?
Speaker 2: Why are you talking about?
Speaker 3: Whale shark?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Animals on the planet.
Speaker 2: Not nicer than dot. I gotta do it, dot trop Okay,
Speaker 2: haven't done it?
Speaker 3: Can we go to tam Rat's party?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well, first off, can we just say that Vicky is
Speaker 1: just like a ten out of ten aggressive towards Carmela.
Speaker 3: She's a whore?
Speaker 2: Like, what is going on?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 3: They said this. Multiple cast members said this. Vicky is
Speaker 3: notorious for hating new cast members. She has always been.
Speaker 4: Like, but right, specifically here. Then you add on to it,
Speaker 4: this woman is appearing to actually have She is hotter
Speaker 4: than Vickie, she is younger than Vicky, and she can
Speaker 4: get any man faster than Vickie that has ever existed
Speaker 4: on the planet. And to VICKI that means that she
Speaker 4: should be eliminated. I think off the face of yeah,
Speaker 4: so that's where we are.
Speaker 2: You're talking about it like a Thanos kind of thing, right, yep, all.
Speaker 1: Right, let's get to the Puerto Vaerta party.
Speaker 5: Chantel what I said, it's it's a Curtail party doing
Speaker 5: Oh Cicadio remember that great?
Speaker 2: Who did?
Speaker 3: Who directed that? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: Dune Dune guy.
Speaker 3: I don't think he's doing the third one though, Yeah
Speaker 3: he is?
Speaker 2: No, yep, no, yeah, no. Why do you keep being
Speaker 2: wrong about this?
Speaker 3: I wish Caitlin was at that computer.
Speaker 4: I'm looking.
Speaker 2: Of course he's doing the third it is him, sad.
Speaker 3: I'm wrong.
Speaker 2: Uh So we get to the Cartel party and Shannon
Speaker 2: has honestly.
Speaker 1: Say at all to my friend, Okay, yeah, Cuban drug lord,
Speaker 1: Mexican cartel, whatever you're you gonna do, I got so.
Speaker 1: I don't think that it should be illegal.
Speaker 2: I think it's it's.
Speaker 1: Silly to have laws that are kind of like micro
Speaker 1: governing things that are not important. But Shannon Badoor should
Speaker 1: not legally be allowed to have this much Latin American decor.
Speaker 2: I don't think it makes a I don't think it
Speaker 2: makes Eddy Sais. I think it's wrong.
Speaker 4: Can I agree with you? One?
Speaker 2: Why do you have so much of it?
Speaker 4: And she's moved so many times recently, it's like she
Speaker 4: carried it with I don't get any of that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's limit let's limit storms to three sombreros. She
Speaker 1: can't have fifty, all right, So you want me to
Speaker 1: lay a trap, I'll lay a trap.
Speaker 2: She's eating, okay.
Speaker 1: Anyways, Shannon is over early in her shoulder pads. She
Speaker 1: is here to mend fences with one camera judge cautiously, cautiously.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't know if i'm can I say?
Speaker 1: The hero shots are so confusing?
Speaker 3: Are these the ones getting out of the car, the
Speaker 3: ones getting in? Footshots?
Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of.
Speaker 1: Footshit, a lot of low angles, a lot of slow motion,
Speaker 1: but we have them. Let's talk about the actual drama
Speaker 1: that unfolded here at this here Cartel party. Vicky is
Speaker 1: very tired, and Shannon says that's because Mercury said retro great.
Speaker 1: And then we start to talk about Carmela.
Speaker 3: Of course, got a backstab before she arrives, or she's
Speaker 3: not gonna he's not.
Speaker 1: Gonna make it, She's she does not live here. Ruby
Speaker 1: thoughts on Vicky's accusation of Carmela being a fake real
Speaker 1: estate person.
Speaker 4: You know, if I were Vicky and Carmela were Carmela,
Speaker 4: I would be equally as insecure and would probably say
Speaker 4: similar things. That's what I'll say.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we get to Jen and tear Jen and Heather
Speaker 1: this this is a screeching halt this nonsense, because I
Speaker 1: don't think anybody can really make heads or tails of it.
Speaker 1: It's one of those things where like you could say
Speaker 1: to somebody, Okay, do me a favor. Can you just
Speaker 1: slow down and break down what's happening, and then at
Speaker 1: the end of the two minute explanation you would go, oh,
Speaker 1: nobody needed that.
Speaker 3: No, No, I didn't.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go grab some more orders.
Speaker 3: I wish Jen would just say what she really wants
Speaker 3: to say, which is, Heather, You've been on this show
Speaker 3: for ten years and you basically get paid to just
Speaker 3: be propped up and you never have to fight. Producers
Speaker 3: allow you to show off your properties and show how
Speaker 3: rich you are and how awesome your life and the
Speaker 3: rest of us. I mean, I have to live in
Speaker 3: this guy's house who is probably gonna be in jail someday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I have to like.
Speaker 3: Pretend that I care about my kids and my life sucks,
Speaker 3: So I'm pissed.
Speaker 2: That makes sense, So you suck. Yeah.
Speaker 4: In addition, though like she is being a two faced liar,
Speaker 4: you know.
Speaker 2: Both of them are though right, I don't.
Speaker 4: Know that Jen is really Dylan. I don't think Jen
Speaker 4: possesses the ability to do it willingly. I do think
Speaker 4: the Heather is operating from a Mickey level.
Speaker 1: Well, let's get to the game, because Tamra has of
Speaker 1: course cooked up a game to detonate any and all
Speaker 1: goodwill in this group, that being a comment card game.
Speaker 1: Leave your anonymous tip and we will read it out loud.
Speaker 1: Everyone has a box dedicated to them.
Speaker 3: It's almost like Andy had a meeting this year and
Speaker 3: he said producers of every show on Bravo. More games
Speaker 3: in twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of games in twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1: Tamra is up first, and I think Tamra did this
Speaker 1: so that she Tamra did this game right, and she
Speaker 1: went into the game. It's saying to herself, no matter
Speaker 1: what anyone says about me, put on a smile so
Speaker 1: that you can do this turning a page, Tamra, bit,
Speaker 1: what do you think she did it?
Speaker 2: Hot take?
Speaker 3: I like it, I agree with you. But the problem
Speaker 3: is is Tama has no plan on leaving this franchise
Speaker 3: or reality TV. Her whole shick is being someone that
Speaker 3: does do OPO research on you, in ruining your life.
Speaker 3: So any kind of like RePr, I'm a nice person
Speaker 3: now I want.
Speaker 2: Way to take, which is why she needs to leave.
Speaker 2: Tamara is a little bit like a white walker. You
Speaker 2: have to light her on fire or kill her with
Speaker 2: a Valirian sword.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying she's I'm a metaphor for what the
Speaker 1: production needs to do.
Speaker 3: I got it.
Speaker 2: I'm not sorrying about lighting Tamar on fire. I'm not.
Speaker 4: We know you're not.
Speaker 1: But all right, So next we get to Emily. Emily
Speaker 1: is an analyzer. She takes it in her shitter, which
Speaker 1: we're not judging.
Speaker 2: That's completely behind.
Speaker 3: Say, can it's less offensive?
Speaker 1: Listen, what two consenting adults do in their bedroom is
Speaker 1: not not just not any of our business. It's not
Speaker 1: a problem. Okay, if you guys want to do stuff
Speaker 1: with your butt, with your butts, then do that bring
Speaker 1: a raccoon in the back. Probably no, No, because the
Speaker 1: raccoon can consent to that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, scared, And.
Speaker 1: He's like, this is the raccoon that Shane and bringing
Speaker 1: to the bedroom. Guys, Guys, I know, I uh roll
Speaker 1: around in trash, but this is a bridge too far.
Speaker 3: And he's wearing a tuxeat on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a little band a little raccoons in the back.
Speaker 4: They have like little kid instruments too.
Speaker 1: It's very cute.
Speaker 2: It's very cute. Shane's all offended.
Speaker 3: Is there any in and out?
Speaker 4: Because the raccoons are his size. That's the main reason.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: So we get to Vicky, who gets one, and she goes,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to say this.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to say this out loud.
Speaker 1: The comment card is from Emily, who says she's a
Speaker 1: bit of a Debbie Downer and Vicky. Vicky says, I'm
Speaker 1: actually not a Debbie Downer. I'm a positive bitch, and
Speaker 1: Emily goes, all right, fine, and she goes, you'll see it.
Speaker 1: I promise you you'll see it. I love Vicky has at
Speaker 1: least a fucking showmanship to her. She's entertaining.
Speaker 3: Can I tell you? There was footage of them filming
Speaker 3: this season, filmed by a fan, of them going into
Speaker 3: a restaurant to film. The cameras are following them in,
Speaker 3: and women are outside the restaurant waving at her and screaming,
Speaker 3: and Vicky literally like she's a rock star. She just
Speaker 3: waves everybody and says, hi, guys, yeah, and then goes
Speaker 3: into film like it's a fucking job, like she's a
Speaker 3: rock star. Ready to play. Vicky shows up for work. Emily,
Speaker 3: who's been on this show, fucking phoning it in Ruby.
Speaker 2: How long has Emily been on this show?
Speaker 3: I think at.
Speaker 4: Least seven years, it's eight seasons or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's all unbelievable.
Speaker 3: She wrote, Debbie Downer, who create a storyline.
Speaker 1: One of the most unremarkable two longevity ratios we've seen.
Speaker 4: I mean, that's she's seven seasons.
Speaker 1: That's a lot. Okay, So we wrap things up with Heather.
Speaker 1: Who's up next. I don't want to discuss it. I
Speaker 1: want production to do better. If you guys have thoughts,
Speaker 1: that's fine, but I'd like to get to Tamar and Shannon.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's do that.
Speaker 2: Okay. I mean, my god, what a breakthrough.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a really big breakthrough. Now Shannon has
Speaker 1: a card that says very kind but does hold grudges,
Speaker 1: and Tamer goes, oh, oh that was I wrote that one,
Speaker 1: and this will give us an opportunity to weep together.
Speaker 1: Tamer says that when I got that text from you,
Speaker 1: seeing if I could order you around tomorrow, it made
Speaker 1: me so happy. Wow, to know that you were going
Speaker 1: to be here. I can tell you what to do,
Speaker 1: where to put stuff, and it reminded me of what
Speaker 1: we had so long ago. The Tracey vegas.
Speaker 3: Hello tomorrow, Trace a egos Ruby.
Speaker 4: Okay, so here's the thing I think that I hate it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: Trace amigos, the goss for females. But the offense the
Speaker 4: camera has committed multiple times, whether it was being a
Speaker 4: rat to the press, whether it was saying that Shannon
Speaker 4: was a fat, drunk he was never going to get
Speaker 4: a man. It is not like she said she was
Speaker 4: a bitch or something behind her back. These are like
Speaker 4: really horrific things that this woman has done, and yet
Speaker 4: Shannon still finds herself being like, do you need my
Speaker 4: eighty three sombreros because I got you?
Speaker 1: Wow, it's too many sombreros, but you can't have enough.
Speaker 1: Get in the comments, let us know what you thought
Speaker 1: about the episode. Join along in the hate watch with us.
Speaker 1: Don't be like, well, I really want these people to
Speaker 1: be more positive about the show. It's an impossibility. So
Speaker 1: join in the bonfire. Okay, I hope you guys have
Speaker 1: a great weekend I'm doing.
Speaker 2: Say goodbye Pat, Say goodbye bye, Dade Ribby.
Speaker 1: Bye bye.
Speaker 4: H