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<v Speaker 1>So Tamra is going after Heather. She has a moment

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<v Speaker 1>in her OTF where she says, I think Heather is

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<v Speaker 1>really fake and that is like Satan calling Hitler evil. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that is fucking crazy, crazy talking. Hey everybody, it's bad TV.

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<v Speaker 1>We are here to break down the Real Housewives of

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<v Speaker 1>Orange County. I'm not sure why I said it like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure that Patty's here, great to be here. Ruby

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<v Speaker 1>is here as well, joining us from the United States

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<v Speaker 1>of America.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't send me that water.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, thanks, dude, whose was that?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, listen, we're here to break down the OC, and

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<v Speaker 1>before we do that, we should mention that, m.

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<v Speaker 2>What do we have a patriot? We don't have anything

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<v Speaker 2>a patron.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't say that. Mind the audience. We got aps there.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, we got aps, We got PMC. We got to

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<v Speaker 1>do a meetup soon.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, let's do a meet up.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we got to do a meetup.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we'll get we'll get a date set for our meetup.

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<v Speaker 3>You guys, tell us what you want us to cover.

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<v Speaker 3>We got ladies, Well, sorry, we got Real Housewives of

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<v Speaker 3>New York coming up. We have Dylan wants to do

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<v Speaker 3>this thing, the Double Lives of Suburban Wives.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, fuck yeah, I'm so excited for that.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, guys, check that out and let us know

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<v Speaker 3>that starts, I guess on Sunday or something. Let us

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<v Speaker 3>know if you want us to cover that, we'll do

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<v Speaker 3>that and put that behind the payball.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and we'll also go watch Dune Dune three. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>tell you about that, but that's not until December.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, little teas, that's what I'm saying. That's a little teas, Ruby.

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<v Speaker 2>What's going on with you? You got anything on?

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<v Speaker 4>I am having a great day. That's really all I

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<v Speaker 4>can say. Just a great, great Friday. And I'm not

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<v Speaker 4>even being sarcastic.

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<v Speaker 2>Magnificent, it sounded a little sarcastic. Yeah, do you want

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<v Speaker 2>to plumb that or ask her? What's going on?

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<v Speaker 3>Everything? Okay?

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<v Speaker 4>Ruby, I'm honestly, it's just shocking to me and to

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<v Speaker 4>both of you that nothing is wrong except for the

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<v Speaker 4>delay in our talking. But no, I'm just having a

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<v Speaker 4>great day.

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<v Speaker 2>How many dcs have you had?

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<v Speaker 4>None?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that's crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Listen, we have a lot of shit to

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<v Speaker 1>fucking talk about, and we have to give our tits straight.

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<v Speaker 2>Out of the gate.

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<v Speaker 1>We are here for yet another season of this, and

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<v Speaker 1>we're still doing this and it's still thirty seven tits.

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<v Speaker 1>For me personally, I want to kind of try to

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<v Speaker 1>soften up.

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<v Speaker 3>The I thought our scoring rating system was oranges. Ruby, No, No,

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<v Speaker 3>what is it?

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<v Speaker 4>Tits?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? Go ahead, I give it thirty seven tits.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that you know there was There are a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of kind of cooked things in this show. The

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<v Speaker 1>conflict between Heather and Gin is just something that is

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<v Speaker 1>so Orange County, right.

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<v Speaker 2>So making a mountain out.

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<v Speaker 1>Of a molehill that nobody really understands or cares about

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<v Speaker 1>Vicky is a welcome addition to this show. I'm so

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<v Speaker 1>excited and happy that she's here, as is Carmela. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>the purse thing, that's I don't know how much legs

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<v Speaker 1>these ladies think they can get out of this, but

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<v Speaker 1>I think that they are way overshooting it. Oh you

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<v Speaker 1>think so, I certainly do. I give it thirty seven tips. Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>We're on episode three and it's been mentioned in every

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<v Speaker 3>single episode.

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<v Speaker 4>Ruby, Yeah, this isn't good. The purse. The purse has

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<v Speaker 4>has no legs. The purse is a fucking amputee. I

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<v Speaker 4>wish they would let it rest. They won't two more

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<v Speaker 4>episodes at least. Yeah, I didn't know that Michael Vickys

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<v Speaker 4>was living my dream life. I'm so happy to see him.

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<v Speaker 4>I believe he is not seeing Brienna in eight years

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<v Speaker 4>because of her lovely, lovely husband who he can't speak to.

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<v Speaker 4>And that's that on who you.

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<v Speaker 1>So we should talk about the connection really correctly. Ruby, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's really bad. Actually, So what's going to be happening

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<v Speaker 1>on the end? She's still yeah, this is hold on,

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<v Speaker 1>hang on. So what's happening on zoom right now? Is

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<v Speaker 1>that Ruby sounds like she is a war correspondent and

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<v Speaker 1>I and they're being bombed.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we're going to continue to try to do this,

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<v Speaker 1>but it just might not be you know, a thing

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<v Speaker 1>that's happening. Hopefully, Yeah, I mean see, hopefully it just

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<v Speaker 1>gets a little bit better. Ruby, talk about your diet

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<v Speaker 1>Cochlest great day or the show one more time.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's just see.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, and how are the bombs.

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<v Speaker 3>Now or it sounds clear?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it sounds clear.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're safer, We're safer.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, how are your wounds? And what did you think

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<v Speaker 2>of the show?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? Thank you, Dylan, My wounds are Okay, I'm patched up.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't like you said. We need Vicki and Carmela

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<v Speaker 4>to breathe life because without it, we have absolute twelve

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<v Speaker 4>of breasts.

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<v Speaker 3>Twelve breasts. Okay, Hm, this is tough because I want

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<v Speaker 3>to continue to recap the show and we must. We

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<v Speaker 3>have to. It's just part of our slate of programming

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<v Speaker 3>that we recap every year. But yes, storylines like she

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<v Speaker 3>gave me an expensive bag? Why did she do this?

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<v Speaker 3>And what do you think about this? Meatball? Don't you

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<v Speaker 3>think this is weird? Because that's what Emily does. Emily

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<v Speaker 3>says to Heather de Bro, don't you think it's weird

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<v Speaker 3>she gave me an expensive bag? And Heather Bro says,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, I don't care. Hmm okay, let me

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<v Speaker 3>check this with meatball, Meetball, what do you think? Do

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<v Speaker 3>you think that was weird? Yeah, maybe she's trying to

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<v Speaker 3>buy your friendship. And then Emily goes to a group

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<v Speaker 3>of other girls and says, did you hear what Gina

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<v Speaker 3>said about this perst thing? She thinks, ah, she think thanks.

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<v Speaker 2>Carmel is showy horror?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you believe that stuff. It's really pathetic, extremely Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>but it beats Emily's typical storyline, which is every third

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<v Speaker 3>season she's on a weight loss journey, so much better.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but yeah, this you look great.

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<v Speaker 3>This is this is horrible. And I give it zero tits.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, that's a really low tits.

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<v Speaker 3>I give it minus one.

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<v Speaker 2>If I was allowed to, you're not allowed to. And

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<v Speaker 2>you know that you're not allowed to.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, pat where do we kick that?

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<v Speaker 3>We land on Meatball's house, and we learned that Meatball

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<v Speaker 3>has another passion besides being the most basic housewife in history, Catty.

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<v Speaker 3>Patty's here, by the way, she loves doing tiktoks because

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<v Speaker 3>that's what you love to do. Uh well, she says,

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<v Speaker 3>we you love what you do. You never work a

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<v Speaker 3>day in your life. Also, when there's not a single

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<v Speaker 3>living female in Orange County that would ever be on

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<v Speaker 3>this show, you get Gina on your television screen.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, my favorite thing about this whole this whole

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<v Speaker 1>moment was Gina kind of stumbling on a financial model

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<v Speaker 1>of just being a big old goofball and she, I

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<v Speaker 1>think at one point says, you know a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>people don't know this, but you can monetize TikTok?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that right, Oh my god, you know, and she

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<v Speaker 3>heard Shanna Bador is not you know, she's got a

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<v Speaker 3>pretty big following. Yeah, yeah, this is great. We are

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<v Speaker 3>now in the world of Bravo in Orange County where

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<v Speaker 3>we have to have women rent houses in Orange County

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<v Speaker 3>that live in different states to be cast on this show.

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<v Speaker 3>Katie from last season and now Carmela.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah again it's Kirk Douglas getting wheeled out on stage. Yes, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Ruby thoughts on this is.

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<v Speaker 3>Why we have Emily, and this is why we have

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<v Speaker 3>meatball on our screens.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's also why we have euthanasia. Well, some some

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<v Speaker 1>places do. I'm talking about the show. I'm not talking

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<v Speaker 1>about anybody on the show. I'm talking about the show.

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<v Speaker 3>And I was God damn it that Facebook post that

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<v Speaker 3>said we're too negative.

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<v Speaker 2>Ruby.

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<v Speaker 1>Giving someone a three thousand dollars bag that you do

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<v Speaker 1>not know, let's say you're worth fifty billion dollars, your

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<v Speaker 1>thoughts just weird.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know. I don't think it's weird if you

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<v Speaker 4>give someone a three thousand dollars bottle of wine, but

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<v Speaker 4>I still think that's kind of inappropriate. But a bag

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<v Speaker 4>is just extra strange. I don't know. The only thing

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<v Speaker 4>that's weirder is that they care at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, Yeah, my thing is I don't I don't really

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<v Speaker 1>care how much money you have. Okay, could be a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of mill could be a couple bill, could be

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<v Speaker 1>a couple trill. If you don't know someone, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think you can go over five hundred dollars. I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's just nuts to give somebody a three thousand dollars gift.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay. I have thoughts. Yeah, One is it was absolutely

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<v Speaker 3>to make a statement that I have money, you poor

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<v Speaker 2>Sure.

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<v Speaker 3>Secondly, I believe it was a regift or she had

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<v Speaker 3>two of these same bags. She did not give a

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<v Speaker 3>flying fok. This was not like she went to a

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<v Speaker 3>store and purchased this. This was in her closet and

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<v Speaker 3>she said, all right, get me a gift back, and

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<v Speaker 3>she threw it in there with one of her used vibrators, which,

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<v Speaker 3>by the way, Emily should thank that fucking gift because

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<v Speaker 3>now she can have sex with something that doesn't smell

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<v Speaker 3>like a double double.

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<v Speaker 1>But also like, you know, maybe she can have something

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<v Speaker 1>that doesn't demand to you know, I don't meet, she

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<v Speaker 1>says about this, but you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe we can try a different entry point.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, so we got we've got an invite from Tamra.

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<v Speaker 2>Now there are evidently.

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<v Speaker 1>Murderous roving cartels in Vicky's swinging community. That's what she

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<v Speaker 1>yells out when they're all trying to be quiet and hiding.

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<v Speaker 3>She loves it because the more cartels that are there,

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<v Speaker 3>the cheaper it is to get her feet sanded.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I'll pay you later. That guy's not worried

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<v Speaker 1>about it. His child's been kidnapped.

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<v Speaker 2>It's very dark.

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<v Speaker 1>So we talk about Bador and social media. But I

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<v Speaker 1>would like to get to Tamra and Fernanda.

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<v Speaker 3>I remember Fernanda gracing our screens.

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<v Speaker 1>Ruby, do you remember Fernanda? And what are your thoughts

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<v Speaker 1>on the beautiful Fernanda.

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<v Speaker 4>You couldn't forget her. She has an aged day. She

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<v Speaker 4>looks incredible. Her and Tamra definitely engaged in a lot

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<v Speaker 4>of sexual activity. I do believe that to be true

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<v Speaker 4>when she was married to Simon, and I think that

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<v Speaker 4>Fernando should say, Tamara, you know, give me five hundred

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<v Speaker 4>thousand dollars or I tell it all.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna take it a step further. Really, I believe

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<v Speaker 3>Fernanda looks better than she did fifteen years ago. She

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know, it's a marvel that some women get

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<v Speaker 3>What the fuck did Carol Radsvelle do to her fucking face?

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<v Speaker 3>People are saying she looks like Steven Tyler, that I

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't seen it, oh my lord, But you know

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<v Speaker 2>Would think that it wouldn't be a subjective thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Although it is aesthetics are you know, it's a multifaceted

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<v Speaker 3>Really, it's not really save them, that's not right.

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<v Speaker 3>Right.

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<v Speaker 4>For Sermanda, I do think has probably just been being

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well, but Tamra looks great too.

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<v Speaker 4>Pat look a little closer, don't don't blink, and she

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<v Speaker 3>What does she almost sixty? I think she looks phenomenal

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<v Speaker 3>and I hate her. I'd love to say horrible things

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<v Speaker 3>about her. Dylan, save me, help me.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I can't throwing you rope. There's nothing hold of

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<v Speaker 2>me out of the head, there's nothing. You're throwing me rope.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean a pit. I'm throwing someone left rope down here?

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't catch it?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh it down yet?

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry? Go ahead?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you guys remember the I'm so sorry to to

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<v Speaker 4>to talk about this be seen from Viva Labam where

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<v Speaker 4>Because I watched it recently and it's still one of

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<v Speaker 4>the funniest things that just that's any I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Know that that's from Viva Labam, wasn't it. No, that's

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<v Speaker 2>But I do.

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<v Speaker 1>I I am reminded of Veto mhmm. You'll remember BAM's

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<v Speaker 2>I learned recently that he was He had a beautiful mind.

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<v Speaker 1>He was a giant, short tempered man with a lazy

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<v Speaker 1>of crazy. Anyways, can we get let's get back. Yes, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>shout out lead Na dam lovers, because that was a

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<v Speaker 1>magnificent television program, Groundbreak.

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<v Speaker 4>It's incredible, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>So tam Rat Jen Heather to Bro. They chat about

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<v Speaker 3>for three hours while she cried because it was so

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, cut to Grayson going can we please? Can you

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<v Speaker 1>let go of me?

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<v Speaker 2>Please? Can you let go?

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<v Speaker 1>But yes, there was a lovely moment where Heather and

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<v Speaker 1>tam are going, you know, there's no rule book on this, Ah,

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<v Speaker 1>there's probably.

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<v Speaker 3>There's actually there's probably several seventy thousand books, yeah, written

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<v Speaker 3>on this exact topic.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and Anthropic is actually chopping them all up right now, Ruby,

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<v Speaker 1>go ahead.

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<v Speaker 4>I was going to say as a non parent, which is,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm a useless person to discuss this. But it's kind

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<v Speaker 4>of like those things where you say like, I'm not

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<v Speaker 4>sure how to do this, but I don't think it's

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<v Speaker 4>that way.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, right, right right, yeah, but I love that

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<v Speaker 3>Tamrat though she goes, uh, look, kids are in different

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<v Speaker 3>stages of life. For example, my daughter Sidney, she stopped

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<v Speaker 3>talking to me when when she realized I was a monster.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, yeah right, yep. Barack Obama's first term. Actually, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>can we say that?

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<v Speaker 1>Heather frames uh Bador's intervention in a very like we

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<v Speaker 1>see you trying to do a bit, but that's actually

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<v Speaker 1>like not okay to do. She goes, we need to

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<v Speaker 1>talk about Badora's intervention. You can't talk about an intervening

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<v Speaker 1>on someone who everyone knows is a drug and then

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<v Speaker 1>switch it to social media.

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<v Speaker 2>We can't do that.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>But Door's doing actually a lot better with the booze

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<v Speaker 1>this season. I haven't seen her topsy turvy at all.

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<v Speaker 4>But I think she's He's not drinking on filming days,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm serious, very smart of her, very smart.

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<v Speaker 1>So we get to the TikTok intervention, and that's when

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<v Speaker 1>Tamra says, kind of out of fuck, it's another diamond.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not even left field, it's another fucking diamond. She goes,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, I actually want to talk about how

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<v Speaker 1>hurt I am by your tiktoks.

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<v Speaker 2>And yeah, we fight about that for a bet.

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<v Speaker 3>It's almost like they said chat GPT another like, I

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<v Speaker 3>guess new technology for old Fox. Yeah, yeah, what is

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<v Speaker 3>the lamest storyline we could create?

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<v Speaker 1>And then you spend about forty two minutes just trying

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<v Speaker 1>to get the chatbot to whittle it down. No, make

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<v Speaker 1>it no, no, no, the lame more lamb more lambs.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, how old are you guys our average age fifty

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<v Speaker 3>eight and a half, talk about how you're disappointed about

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<v Speaker 3>tiktoking Ruby on Tamra here what I The.

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<v Speaker 4>First thing that popped into my head was it wasn't

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<v Speaker 4>a baseball from another diamond. It was like a like

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<v Speaker 4>a beach ball or something so wildly just what the

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<v Speaker 4>could we possibly don't care and also still don't care?

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<v Speaker 4>I think, yeah, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Think that's probably actually correct. A plus, the women accuse

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<v Speaker 1>Heather of being a people pleaser who runs from conflict,

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<v Speaker 1>and Heather says, under fire, I would like to.

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<v Speaker 2>I would like to.

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<v Speaker 1>Present to you two that I disagree.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>First off, this is the first season ever, and I

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<v Speaker 3>while it is a cook storyline that someone is coming

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<v Speaker 3>for Heather to borrow, Heather to brow is the fakest person.

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<v Speaker 2>Amra is coming for Heather to Brow.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, now she smells blood in the water. She's like,

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<v Speaker 3>if a weakling like Jen will start calling her out

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<v Speaker 3>on her bullshit? What Jen says later on, and it's

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<v Speaker 3>a bad analogy. I forget what metaphor whatever it is.

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<v Speaker 3>She basically says she never gets her hands dirty. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>she stays out of the fray. She only films when

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<v Speaker 3>they agree to show up at one of her properties

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<v Speaker 3>where she can brag about how it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Kind of true.

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<v Speaker 1>If she's showing up to a remote she has this

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like exhausted kind of she almost walks.

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<v Speaker 2>Like a zombie a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>She's just like, what am I doing here?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm above all of it.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a moment I think that we're setting up this

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<v Speaker 1>season for Tamra to go after Heather de Brow, and

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to say really quickly, if you don't

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<v Speaker 1>put the bows on everything at the end of this season,

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<v Speaker 1>we're not coming back. We're not doing season twenty one

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<v Speaker 1>with Tamra and Debro. There's left over tension from season No.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there's no more you making up No, no, how

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<v Speaker 3>fucking house Shannon Bandoor can't come back no way. Speaking

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<v Speaker 3>of Shannon, Hello Archie. Oh that was Archie. He said

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<v Speaker 3>she does drink on filming that Archie's dead. Mmm voice

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<v Speaker 3>from heaven.

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<v Speaker 4>Powerful.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh So Tamra is going after Heather. She has a

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<v Speaker 1>moment in her OTF where she says, I think Heather

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<v Speaker 1>is really fake and that is like Satan calling Hitler evil.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that is fucking crazy, crazy talk. All right?

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<v Speaker 4>Can I just say before we move on, in addition

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<v Speaker 4>to cleaning house, someone before this season ends needs to

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<v Speaker 4>address the fact that a near one season ago, we

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<v Speaker 4>reunioned with Tamra being a rated to the press.

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<v Speaker 1>Conversation, where did it go? Where did it go? All

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<v Speaker 1>of the stuff. That's how like, that's how rat like

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<v Speaker 1>Tamra is. She She was completely fucking ostracized by that

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<v Speaker 1>entire group. Everyone hated her, everyone on production hated her.

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<v Speaker 1>Here she is completely comfortable with all of that being

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<v Speaker 1>not discussed. She's just going to play like this is

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<v Speaker 1>her life.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not so gross.

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<v Speaker 3>This is where you have established cast members that have

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<v Speaker 3>been doing this so long. They have agents, and there

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<v Speaker 3>are contracts, and there are things that you will not

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<v Speaker 3>talk about. You think Mary Cosby, with all that bullshit.

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<v Speaker 3>You think she came back for that season. It wasn't

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<v Speaker 3>discussed that you can't talk about my fucking church. Do

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<v Speaker 3>you think for one second that wasn't put in her

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<v Speaker 3>contract right, Like, they will not talk about things, or

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<v Speaker 3>they'll say I'm out of here.

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<v Speaker 1>Who knows I think Tamra's and Mary Cosby is a

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<v Speaker 1>star Tamar judge to somebody that we do not. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying that Mary Cosby is a good person.

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<v Speaker 1>She's actually she should be thrown in prison. But she

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<v Speaker 1>is a bit of a dynamite on television.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I'm just saying this is why they should feel

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<v Speaker 3>the need not to reboot shows, but always always hold

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<v Speaker 3>it over the establishment characters. Yes, newbies are coming in. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>we're always developing new talent.

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<v Speaker 4>Also, here's the thing that I will say to Bravo.

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<v Speaker 4>We can go to any place. I don't care. Go

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<v Speaker 4>to a new place, go to a random town none

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<v Speaker 4>of us have ever heard of, go to a new state,

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<v Speaker 4>like we proved with Salt Lake City in.

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<v Speaker 3>Utah and Rhode Island and Rhode.

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<v Speaker 4>Like people will bring shit from everywhere, so leave them behind.

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<v Speaker 4>Say goodbye to New York and OC see you later.

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<v Speaker 3>The road should have scared the living shit out of oc.

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<v Speaker 2>The Real Housewives of Courdelaine.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, Dylan, come on, Real health swives of

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<v Speaker 3>well Vera. This fucking whover here? Revere RIVERA.

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<v Speaker 1>What's Revere.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a little ship kicker town south of Boston.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, they have to be they have No, it

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<v Speaker 2>has to be pretty rich. You can't just have trash

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<v Speaker 2>people doing that.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, it's where Whitey Bulger lived. He there's still bodies

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<v Speaker 3>buried there.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it nice?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's no. We can't do that.

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<v Speaker 3>It would be interesting.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, it's not the great one.

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<v Speaker 3>One of the housewives would be in jail. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>I'd love that, the real she'd FaceTime her like Stint

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<v Speaker 3>on the Housewives.

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<v Speaker 1>The real Housewives of Reno, Nevada.

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<v Speaker 3>They're saying a Reno is actually having.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, like a renaissance a rene.

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<v Speaker 3>Vegas sucks.

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<v Speaker 2>Vegas sucks.

429
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<v Speaker 1>No, but it would be good to see people, real

430
00:24:02.559 --> 00:24:05.960
<v Speaker 1>housewives who actually have to harvest their own food. And

431
00:24:06.000 --> 00:24:08.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm not talking about a garden. I'm talking about, you know,

432
00:24:09.240 --> 00:24:11.279
<v Speaker 1>kind of kind of digging bugs out of the ground.

433
00:24:12.119 --> 00:24:15.920
<v Speaker 1>That kind of thing would be a kind of new

434
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<v Speaker 1>take real housewives of Anchorage, right, I mean we've seen

435
00:24:21.599 --> 00:24:25.079
<v Speaker 1>housewives fight. We've seen Candace and Moni grab each other

436
00:24:25.680 --> 00:24:29.920
<v Speaker 1>other's hair. We have never seen full right hooks throat or.

437
00:24:30.000 --> 00:24:32.160
<v Speaker 3>Are we have? Have we seen a housewife take down

438
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<v Speaker 3>a caribou.

439
00:24:33.799 --> 00:24:37.160
<v Speaker 2>With her mouth? All right, let's get back.

440
00:24:37.640 --> 00:24:41.079
<v Speaker 3>It's around the O C, which is gated areas with

441
00:24:41.200 --> 00:24:43.799
<v Speaker 3>large track homes, down the street from strip malls with

442
00:24:43.799 --> 00:24:45.240
<v Speaker 3>steakhouses with neon signs.

443
00:24:45.359 --> 00:24:46.880
<v Speaker 2>Yes, that is what it is.

444
00:24:47.000 --> 00:24:52.079
<v Speaker 1>And Vicky's son returns and says, this place is fucking awful.

445
00:24:52.279 --> 00:24:55.079
<v Speaker 3>I hate this place. But before we do, we have

446
00:24:55.160 --> 00:24:59.440
<v Speaker 3>Shannon Bador Yeah times, her daughter Sophia.

447
00:25:00.079 --> 00:25:02.359
<v Speaker 2>Her buildings are always.

448
00:25:02.079 --> 00:25:06.119
<v Speaker 3>Thriving always, and by thriving, you mean have a glass

449
00:25:06.160 --> 00:25:07.079
<v Speaker 3>of wine in their hand.

450
00:25:07.200 --> 00:25:08.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, roots Now.

451
00:25:08.680 --> 00:25:10.920
<v Speaker 4>All right, First of all, they're in their twenties. They're

452
00:25:10.960 --> 00:25:15.160
<v Speaker 4>young girls. Everybody should be sure. What I wanted to

453
00:25:15.200 --> 00:25:18.079
<v Speaker 4>say was that I love how Shannon will never let

454
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<v Speaker 4>them understand or forget that their lives and their happiness

455
00:25:21.720 --> 00:25:24.799
<v Speaker 4>is only because Mommy gave it to you. And I

456
00:25:24.839 --> 00:25:26.519
<v Speaker 4>was like, here's what here's what I would do. Here's

457
00:25:26.519 --> 00:25:27.559
<v Speaker 4>what I would do, Here's what I would do if

458
00:25:27.599 --> 00:25:30.200
<v Speaker 4>they were, if I were them, stop answering her calls.

459
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<v Speaker 4>Stop it, live your lives, stop it right right.

460
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<v Speaker 3>All right, Ruby, point well taken. But every time Mom

461
00:25:37.000 --> 00:25:39.720
<v Speaker 3>checks in with Sophia, and I've been tracking this for

462
00:25:39.759 --> 00:25:43.119
<v Speaker 3>a very long time, Sophia is either getting ready to

463
00:25:43.200 --> 00:25:47.480
<v Speaker 3>go to a rave, is about to walk into the rave,

464
00:25:48.119 --> 00:25:50.720
<v Speaker 3>or is past the morning of the rave, and her

465
00:25:50.799 --> 00:25:53.480
<v Speaker 3>voice is a little tore up. Okay, my point here,

466
00:25:54.119 --> 00:25:57.599
<v Speaker 3>the booze bag Apple isn't fallen far from the alcoholic tree.

467
00:25:57.960 --> 00:26:02.640
<v Speaker 3>We need some parenting here. Yeah, we have a we

468
00:26:02.799 --> 00:26:10.160
<v Speaker 3>have generational alcoholism. Shannon boozebag. Her dad is a fucking alcoholic. Yeah, yeah,

469
00:26:10.200 --> 00:26:11.640
<v Speaker 3>why is she not watching this?

470
00:26:13.000 --> 00:26:15.599
<v Speaker 4>Because she's an alcoholic? Pat She's too drunk to watch it.

471
00:26:15.640 --> 00:26:19.000
<v Speaker 4>That's why. Also, I fucking stupid question.

472
00:26:19.240 --> 00:26:21.440
<v Speaker 1>She's a fucking alcoholic.

473
00:26:21.559 --> 00:26:25.759
<v Speaker 5>She's she's strunk, man, you know the answer to that.

474
00:26:25.920 --> 00:26:30.160
<v Speaker 4>But also, I think you're conflating all three of her daughters.

475
00:26:30.200 --> 00:26:31.839
<v Speaker 4>Actually I think one of them raves.

476
00:26:32.519 --> 00:26:35.200
<v Speaker 3>He said, you're right, sorry.

477
00:26:35.079 --> 00:26:40.559
<v Speaker 2>Arch what about pat Archie's dead? A voice from heaven

478
00:26:42.000 --> 00:26:42.759
<v Speaker 2>powerful stuff.

479
00:26:43.200 --> 00:26:48.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Okay, So we get to this sit down with

480
00:26:48.519 --> 00:26:51.200
<v Speaker 1>Vicki and her son who doesn't want to be at

481
00:26:51.200 --> 00:26:56.279
<v Speaker 1>this restaurant with her. You know, I get like irrationally

482
00:26:56.319 --> 00:26:58.240
<v Speaker 1>triggered by wander lusty people.

483
00:26:58.680 --> 00:27:02.079
<v Speaker 2>This kid's energy is fucking annoying. Okay, I never liked.

484
00:27:02.000 --> 00:27:04.400
<v Speaker 1>Mich I don't know what's going on with the fucking

485
00:27:04.880 --> 00:27:07.160
<v Speaker 1>the daughter and the husband.

486
00:27:07.240 --> 00:27:08.519
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure he hates the husband.

487
00:27:08.880 --> 00:27:11.279
<v Speaker 3>Can I coach you up a little bit? Coach? These

488
00:27:11.480 --> 00:27:17.400
<v Speaker 3>two losers are so supported, are financially supported by mommy, right,

489
00:27:18.079 --> 00:27:20.680
<v Speaker 3>and they hate mommy for it. Okay, I think they

490
00:27:20.720 --> 00:27:23.960
<v Speaker 3>are the first generation of children, and this has not

491
00:27:24.000 --> 00:27:26.960
<v Speaker 3>been examined yet because we're still in the stages. Entire

492
00:27:26.960 --> 00:27:30.279
<v Speaker 3>their entire lives were on TV or under the microscope

493
00:27:30.279 --> 00:27:32.960
<v Speaker 3>of TV. The show launched in two thousand and six.

494
00:27:33.000 --> 00:27:36.200
<v Speaker 3>They were both like teenagers or entering high school. They

495
00:27:36.240 --> 00:27:39.400
<v Speaker 3>actually were on the first season of called Children of Housewives.

496
00:27:39.480 --> 00:27:41.960
<v Speaker 3>What was that called Ruby something?

497
00:27:42.079 --> 00:27:43.720
<v Speaker 4>I don't know, I don't know.

498
00:27:43.839 --> 00:27:46.640
<v Speaker 3>Oh, it was like they did like one or two seasons.

499
00:27:47.319 --> 00:27:50.240
<v Speaker 3>Their children had their own season, like a spinoff. Anyway,

500
00:27:51.119 --> 00:27:54.640
<v Speaker 3>they hate their mom. That's why they live as far

501
00:27:54.680 --> 00:27:57.920
<v Speaker 3>away from her as possible, because she did such a

502
00:27:57.920 --> 00:28:03.599
<v Speaker 3>great job parenting. She floats both their lifestyles, right.

503
00:28:03.559 --> 00:28:06.599
<v Speaker 4>So they hate her so much that they will take

504
00:28:06.880 --> 00:28:08.880
<v Speaker 4>all of the money that she is willing to give them.

505
00:28:08.920 --> 00:28:11.079
<v Speaker 4>I do think Brianna actually is a very successful nurse

506
00:28:11.119 --> 00:28:13.720
<v Speaker 4>and has a lot of money herself. But if I

507
00:28:13.759 --> 00:28:15.920
<v Speaker 4>were Michael, yeah, I would do exactly this. I'd say,

508
00:28:15.920 --> 00:28:18.480
<v Speaker 4>thank you for the check. You're fucking horrible, mom, I'm

509
00:28:18.480 --> 00:28:19.839
<v Speaker 4>going to Spain now, goodbye.

510
00:28:20.279 --> 00:28:23.839
<v Speaker 3>He works for CODA. Brianna hated her mother so much

511
00:28:23.880 --> 00:28:26.799
<v Speaker 3>that she said her mother's worst fear. She said she

512
00:28:26.839 --> 00:28:29.720
<v Speaker 3>was going to be a marine in the military and

513
00:28:29.799 --> 00:28:32.720
<v Speaker 3>go off to boot camp at some point, just because

514
00:28:32.720 --> 00:28:34.880
<v Speaker 3>she knew that would scare her mother so much. I

515
00:28:34.880 --> 00:28:35.519
<v Speaker 3>forgot what season?

516
00:28:35.720 --> 00:28:39.119
<v Speaker 1>Why hasn't Why she just married one?

517
00:28:39.200 --> 00:28:39.920
<v Speaker 3>Then she married one?

518
00:28:39.960 --> 00:28:43.000
<v Speaker 1>Why hasn't What's up with Michael and the husband?

519
00:28:43.799 --> 00:28:44.880
<v Speaker 3>Michael and the husband.

520
00:28:44.960 --> 00:28:48.960
<v Speaker 4>The husband is a very intense, very I believe, super

521
00:28:49.000 --> 00:28:51.359
<v Speaker 4>conservative marine.

522
00:28:51.119 --> 00:28:52.160
<v Speaker 3>Ryan Ryan got it.

523
00:28:52.240 --> 00:28:54.880
<v Speaker 1>So there's no reason to not see your sister and

524
00:28:54.920 --> 00:28:58.799
<v Speaker 1>your your two nieces and nephews for eight years. This

525
00:28:58.920 --> 00:29:04.680
<v Speaker 1>kid has a functional mushroom a day, wander lusty I'm

526
00:29:04.680 --> 00:29:07.960
<v Speaker 1>in Spain kind of attitude, and it's just like, hey,

527
00:29:08.119 --> 00:29:10.039
<v Speaker 1>you got to grow up at some point. Go ahead,

528
00:29:10.079 --> 00:29:10.759
<v Speaker 1>Maybe I'm wrong.

529
00:29:11.200 --> 00:29:13.359
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I think that I'm just personally triggered by this

530
00:29:13.400 --> 00:29:15.359
<v Speaker 4>because I said he's living my dream life and he is.

531
00:29:15.400 --> 00:29:17.279
<v Speaker 4>But I think that a lot of it is, honestly,

532
00:29:17.559 --> 00:29:20.799
<v Speaker 4>and I could be wrong. Brianna probably placating, being like

533
00:29:20.920 --> 00:29:24.039
<v Speaker 4>it's easier if you just fucking don't come, okay, which

534
00:29:24.079 --> 00:29:26.839
<v Speaker 4>is not okay, But again, be careful with who you mary.

535
00:29:26.920 --> 00:29:30.279
<v Speaker 1>Right. You imagine not seeing baby Lucy for eight years, Dylan.

536
00:29:30.400 --> 00:29:32.519
<v Speaker 4>She moved into a crib and I bought a flight home,

537
00:29:32.559 --> 00:29:33.960
<v Speaker 4>So no, I can't.

538
00:29:34.920 --> 00:29:38.200
<v Speaker 1>Also full blown walking now, I mean, it's just unbelievable.

539
00:29:41.200 --> 00:29:43.440
<v Speaker 3>You want to know what this kid, Mike did when

540
00:29:43.480 --> 00:29:47.880
<v Speaker 3>he quit CODO. He started gambling online and he said

541
00:29:47.880 --> 00:29:51.039
<v Speaker 3>that was going to be his future. Okay, he's a loser.

542
00:29:50.920 --> 00:29:51.640
<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right.

543
00:29:52.680 --> 00:29:57.720
<v Speaker 1>Vicky is attempting. I really don't like this guy she's

544
00:29:57.839 --> 00:30:02.319
<v Speaker 1>attempting to. Now I understand complicated because Vicky is Vicky

545
00:30:02.599 --> 00:30:06.720
<v Speaker 1>and it's not my family. But from the outside looking in,

546
00:30:07.039 --> 00:30:10.839
<v Speaker 1>Vicky is trying to tell her son that she regrets

547
00:30:13.279 --> 00:30:16.519
<v Speaker 1>her past decisions and that she loves him, and that

548
00:30:17.359 --> 00:30:20.000
<v Speaker 1>the happiest moments of her life was when she was

549
00:30:20.119 --> 00:30:24.599
<v Speaker 1>his mom. And the kid is just hammering chips and salsa,

550
00:30:25.039 --> 00:30:28.799
<v Speaker 1>completely checked out, does not give a fucking shit what

551
00:30:28.880 --> 00:30:31.440
<v Speaker 1>this woman is telling him. And VICKI is really struggling

552
00:30:31.440 --> 00:30:35.319
<v Speaker 1>because I think she's getting to the twilight years recognizing

553
00:30:35.920 --> 00:30:39.400
<v Speaker 1>why did I divorce that guy? I destroyed my family

554
00:30:39.519 --> 00:30:43.440
<v Speaker 1>and there was not any real reason to do it.

555
00:30:43.480 --> 00:30:45.680
<v Speaker 2>We could have gotten through it. Well, I don't know

556
00:30:45.720 --> 00:30:47.279
<v Speaker 2>what happened. Why did they get divorced?

557
00:30:47.680 --> 00:30:49.240
<v Speaker 3>Because they were cheating on each other.

558
00:30:49.440 --> 00:30:52.599
<v Speaker 4>Cheated on him, he cheated on her too, right, But

559
00:30:52.680 --> 00:30:55.119
<v Speaker 4>it's I believe it was in response, and I think

560
00:30:55.200 --> 00:30:58.240
<v Speaker 4>that a lot of this is Michael's just like I,

561
00:30:58.480 --> 00:31:00.839
<v Speaker 4>it's your fucking fault. And then I watched you Mary

562
00:31:00.839 --> 00:31:03.440
<v Speaker 4>Brooks almost and then I like, what are you doing?

563
00:31:03.960 --> 00:31:05.880
<v Speaker 4>Look of a person? I don't care that you're sorry.

564
00:31:05.880 --> 00:31:07.160
<v Speaker 4>I want to eat my chips and salt.

565
00:31:07.200 --> 00:31:08.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I want. I got it.

566
00:31:08.599 --> 00:31:11.200
<v Speaker 3>It was hilarious when she was dating I forget what

567
00:31:11.319 --> 00:31:13.640
<v Speaker 3>he was married to the guy who had this dating anyway,

568
00:31:13.680 --> 00:31:15.119
<v Speaker 3>she was married to a guy who's going to run

569
00:31:15.160 --> 00:31:20.000
<v Speaker 3>for governor at one point, right, and Mike when her

570
00:31:20.039 --> 00:31:23.079
<v Speaker 3>son went online and said, I hope you're not funding

571
00:31:23.119 --> 00:31:26.279
<v Speaker 3>this campaign, mom, because I think he was concerned, like,

572
00:31:26.359 --> 00:31:30.200
<v Speaker 3>you're spending my future money.

573
00:31:30.519 --> 00:31:31.319
<v Speaker 4>Good for you, Mike.

574
00:31:33.039 --> 00:31:36.400
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so we have got to get to this meeting

575
00:31:36.559 --> 00:31:42.119
<v Speaker 1>with Jen and Tamrat, Jen and tam Rat. Camilla arrives

576
00:31:42.240 --> 00:31:44.680
<v Speaker 1>and they're already primed to discuss this purse thing and

577
00:31:44.759 --> 00:31:47.319
<v Speaker 1>kind of go in on her. And when Camilla gets.

578
00:31:47.079 --> 00:31:48.319
<v Speaker 2>That is that her name? Carmela?

579
00:31:48.440 --> 00:31:49.759
<v Speaker 4>Nope, I was going to say, I'm not sure who

580
00:31:49.799 --> 00:31:50.160
<v Speaker 4>that is.

581
00:31:50.240 --> 00:31:51.720
<v Speaker 2>Okay, it's Carmela.

582
00:31:51.839 --> 00:31:54.319
<v Speaker 3>So she arrives, and so does two thousand and seven.

583
00:31:55.200 --> 00:31:57.559
<v Speaker 3>She could have been on Rock of Love. By the way,

584
00:31:57.599 --> 00:32:01.160
<v Speaker 3>this is my girl, Heather McDonald pointed this out, So

585
00:32:01.200 --> 00:32:04.359
<v Speaker 3>I'm stealing this. She's holding onto two thousands with her. Look,

586
00:32:05.000 --> 00:32:07.960
<v Speaker 3>the horse that gave his life to create that horrible

587
00:32:07.960 --> 00:32:10.200
<v Speaker 3>wig was born in two thousand and four. Caddy Patty here,

588
00:32:10.319 --> 00:32:14.480
<v Speaker 3>So horrible Wig, horrible Wig.

589
00:32:14.559 --> 00:32:20.599
<v Speaker 1>She shows up, she goes, I'm sorry, like, are the

590
00:32:20.720 --> 00:32:24.000
<v Speaker 1>men in black hunting you? Because you sit down and

591
00:32:24.039 --> 00:32:25.920
<v Speaker 1>you go can you just get a steak and chop

592
00:32:25.960 --> 00:32:27.960
<v Speaker 1>it up for the three months?

593
00:32:30.359 --> 00:32:32.920
<v Speaker 2>Okay? No, I I It's just it's a it's an

594
00:32:32.960 --> 00:32:35.079
<v Speaker 2>odd order. But they go. Can we get other things too?

595
00:32:36.160 --> 00:32:36.440
<v Speaker 3>Listen.

596
00:32:36.480 --> 00:32:38.599
<v Speaker 2>I love the order. I love a chopped up steak,

597
00:32:38.799 --> 00:32:41.160
<v Speaker 2>cut up steak. It's great. I don't know what's what.

598
00:32:41.319 --> 00:32:42.920
<v Speaker 2>She sits down and we talk about the purse.

599
00:32:43.200 --> 00:32:48.000
<v Speaker 4>Okay, Can I ask? Can I ask? Is she is

600
00:32:48.039 --> 00:32:51.440
<v Speaker 4>she secretly bankrupt and poor? Or is she just rich?

601
00:32:51.559 --> 00:32:53.200
<v Speaker 2>I don't know she's really rich?

602
00:32:53.799 --> 00:32:56.920
<v Speaker 3>Okay, yeah, you think so normally when they're bragging this

603
00:32:57.079 --> 00:32:59.960
<v Speaker 3>much out of the gate, they're poor in bankruptcy.

604
00:33:00.160 --> 00:33:00.799
<v Speaker 2>Yes, she's not.

605
00:33:01.240 --> 00:33:04.119
<v Speaker 3>Patty's going to make a call here we pull back

606
00:33:04.160 --> 00:33:07.160
<v Speaker 3>the curtain. I think there are some financial issues here,

607
00:33:07.359 --> 00:33:12.359
<v Speaker 3>maybe a daughters or brats, and she's spending way too

608
00:33:12.440 --> 00:33:15.079
<v Speaker 3>much money on them. And obviously a lot of people

609
00:33:15.160 --> 00:33:18.440
<v Speaker 3>have said what Patty said here two weeks ago, Lynn Cartin,

610
00:33:18.599 --> 00:33:22.839
<v Speaker 3>there's shadows of this. And that was also a fake

611
00:33:23.599 --> 00:33:25.720
<v Speaker 3>rich like kind of facade.

612
00:33:25.799 --> 00:33:26.839
<v Speaker 2>We'll see I was.

613
00:33:26.759 --> 00:33:29.680
<v Speaker 4>A husband though that was his But what I I

614
00:33:30.200 --> 00:33:32.000
<v Speaker 4>is there? Any way? She got a ton of money

615
00:33:32.039 --> 00:33:33.960
<v Speaker 4>from that guy. He was a legitimate sports player.

616
00:33:34.759 --> 00:33:37.400
<v Speaker 3>Mike Tyson made one hundred million dollars for one fight

617
00:33:37.440 --> 00:33:40.240
<v Speaker 3>in nineteen eighty five. By nineteen.

618
00:33:41.400 --> 00:33:43.079
<v Speaker 1>You can burn through a lot of money quis, Yeah,

619
00:33:43.119 --> 00:33:46.279
<v Speaker 1>you can't. He's worth forty million dollars. Who knows if

620
00:33:46.359 --> 00:33:48.519
<v Speaker 1>he burned through it. They are not technically divorced, so

621
00:33:48.559 --> 00:33:50.920
<v Speaker 1>she still has access to it. I think that she's

622
00:33:51.000 --> 00:33:54.079
<v Speaker 1>wealthy if she didn't even have that. She seems to

623
00:33:54.079 --> 00:34:01.759
<v Speaker 1>be in a flipping business with osi expensive houses. Who knows,

624
00:34:01.839 --> 00:34:05.319
<v Speaker 1>but her rent is thirty five thousand dollars and she's

625
00:34:05.319 --> 00:34:06.160
<v Speaker 1>buying people.

626
00:34:05.920 --> 00:34:09.719
<v Speaker 3>And those are stupid moves. Stupid It make you lose

627
00:34:09.800 --> 00:34:10.679
<v Speaker 3>money quick.

628
00:34:10.559 --> 00:34:14.559
<v Speaker 1>Right, So there's there's this thing with her where the

629
00:34:14.599 --> 00:34:16.960
<v Speaker 1>women have to coach her up on how to boast

630
00:34:16.960 --> 00:34:17.679
<v Speaker 1>about your wealth.

631
00:34:18.239 --> 00:34:20.159
<v Speaker 2>You can't overtly do it.

632
00:34:20.559 --> 00:34:23.960
<v Speaker 1>You can do it in annoying, kind of under the

633
00:34:24.039 --> 00:34:27.840
<v Speaker 1>radar ways that everyone picks up on very very easily.

634
00:34:27.960 --> 00:34:32.840
<v Speaker 1>But you can't be this obvious that you're bragging about

635
00:34:32.880 --> 00:34:36.880
<v Speaker 1>how much money you have thirty five thousand dollars on

636
00:34:37.000 --> 00:34:39.920
<v Speaker 1>rend And as pat mentioned earlier in the episode, we

637
00:34:40.039 --> 00:34:44.599
<v Speaker 1>really see how pathetic Emily is here in this moment,

638
00:34:44.639 --> 00:34:48.280
<v Speaker 1>because she forces Meatball to say something about a purse

639
00:34:48.320 --> 00:34:50.760
<v Speaker 1>she doesn't give a shit about. Then Emily takes the

640
00:34:50.760 --> 00:34:55.239
<v Speaker 1>words of her best friend stated and takes them right

641
00:34:55.239 --> 00:34:57.559
<v Speaker 1>to Carmela, who she doesn't know, and says, I just

642
00:34:57.639 --> 00:34:59.880
<v Speaker 1>want to let you know that girl over there who

643
00:35:00.039 --> 00:35:02.440
<v Speaker 1>I would die for. She's been very vocal.

644
00:35:02.239 --> 00:35:03.960
<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh, talking so much shit about you.

645
00:35:04.119 --> 00:35:09.079
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, she's an ulterior motive actually, so she thinks you're

646
00:35:09.119 --> 00:35:10.719
<v Speaker 4>up to Isn't that crazy? My best friend who I

647
00:35:10.760 --> 00:35:12.800
<v Speaker 4>dive force, said that about you and so nuts.

648
00:35:12.880 --> 00:35:15.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, got cuisine was a little hot on the lower

649
00:35:15.800 --> 00:35:16.599
<v Speaker 1>back that evening.

650
00:35:16.639 --> 00:35:18.360
<v Speaker 2>I think I don't need cuisines.

651
00:35:18.679 --> 00:35:25.760
<v Speaker 1>So we do this thing where she's good at her job, fantastic, great,

652
00:35:25.800 --> 00:35:29.039
<v Speaker 1>proud good. Can we get to the boat?

653
00:35:30.119 --> 00:35:33.159
<v Speaker 4>Basically, yeah, can I just say really quickly? The only

654
00:35:33.239 --> 00:35:35.679
<v Speaker 4>thing that makes me side a little bit with pat

655
00:35:35.719 --> 00:35:38.039
<v Speaker 4>on the I genuinely don't know if she's bankrupt or

656
00:35:38.159 --> 00:35:41.920
<v Speaker 4>very wealthy, is to brag about I think at one

657
00:35:41.920 --> 00:35:44.239
<v Speaker 4>point she said that she sold like one hundred million

658
00:35:44.280 --> 00:35:46.559
<v Speaker 4>dollars over the last ten years, and I was.

659
00:35:46.840 --> 00:35:48.800
<v Speaker 3>Like, I thought, where you live?

660
00:35:49.119 --> 00:35:53.760
<v Speaker 4>Oh no, that just that's that's a little that might

661
00:35:53.840 --> 00:35:54.920
<v Speaker 4>scare me a bit, That's all.

662
00:35:55.000 --> 00:35:57.840
<v Speaker 3>So we'll see, right, Sorry, break down a couple of

663
00:35:57.840 --> 00:36:01.719
<v Speaker 3>things here. So her tactic to uh for real estate

664
00:36:01.880 --> 00:36:05.840
<v Speaker 3>is to not overprice the real estate. Is this the

665
00:36:05.880 --> 00:36:08.360
<v Speaker 3>next day? Oh, this is the next day. Are we

666
00:36:08.440 --> 00:36:10.760
<v Speaker 3>gonna get that the next day? It's the next day.

667
00:36:10.800 --> 00:36:12.519
<v Speaker 4>This is at the house. This is before the boat.

668
00:36:12.920 --> 00:36:13.599
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, that.

669
00:36:14.360 --> 00:36:17.599
<v Speaker 3>The house she's she she meets with. I believe that

670
00:36:17.800 --> 00:36:22.199
<v Speaker 3>is this the seller? Yeah? Uh, Ignasia Agnasio, She says, Agnasia,

671
00:36:22.280 --> 00:36:24.599
<v Speaker 3>let's let's let's meeting Agnosia.

672
00:36:24.760 --> 00:36:25.159
<v Speaker 2>This guy.

673
00:36:25.440 --> 00:36:26.920
<v Speaker 3>Okay, all right, this is what we do here, This

674
00:36:26.960 --> 00:36:27.280
<v Speaker 3>what we do.

675
00:36:27.400 --> 00:36:27.840
<v Speaker 2>This we do.

676
00:36:28.159 --> 00:36:32.079
<v Speaker 3>I want to secure your listic. We're we're not going

677
00:36:32.159 --> 00:36:34.559
<v Speaker 3>to overprice this motherfucker. We're gonna come in reasonable and

678
00:36:34.599 --> 00:36:36.360
<v Speaker 3>we're gonna make up for it in the comps. And

679
00:36:36.440 --> 00:36:38.639
<v Speaker 3>also that will create some demand.

680
00:36:39.960 --> 00:36:42.320
<v Speaker 2>What do you think? What does that mean? We're going

681
00:36:42.400 --> 00:36:44.559
<v Speaker 2>to make up for it in the comp The comps.

682
00:36:44.239 --> 00:36:46.719
<v Speaker 3>Is where once they say we want it, then you

683
00:36:46.760 --> 00:36:52.559
<v Speaker 3>start going, we want all the furniture, oh god, And

684
00:36:52.599 --> 00:36:55.480
<v Speaker 3>they go no, and they go there's a ferrari in

685
00:36:55.519 --> 00:36:57.840
<v Speaker 3>the garage, we want that too, And they're like, ah,

686
00:36:57.920 --> 00:36:59.400
<v Speaker 3>but you're already in here.

687
00:36:59.440 --> 00:37:03.519
<v Speaker 1>He is, mister Calen, mister Klen has arrived. I gotta

688
00:37:03.599 --> 00:37:06.039
<v Speaker 1>say I'm very excited to see Kylen because Klen has

689
00:37:06.039 --> 00:37:09.039
<v Speaker 1>been sent on a mission. Ah, yes, oh you got

690
00:37:09.039 --> 00:37:13.039
<v Speaker 1>the retro Sherbert Selsey, the kid came through.

691
00:37:13.320 --> 00:37:14.320
<v Speaker 3>Holy shit.

692
00:37:14.599 --> 00:37:16.519
<v Speaker 1>Okay did you get yourself something?

693
00:37:18.199 --> 00:37:18.559
<v Speaker 2>Okay?

694
00:37:19.440 --> 00:37:21.840
<v Speaker 3>May I continue? Thank you, Calen, love you, Kaylen. You

695
00:37:21.840 --> 00:37:25.280
<v Speaker 3>know this is funny because this apro pup. I love

696
00:37:25.400 --> 00:37:29.119
<v Speaker 3>new players in an old splace, an old space that

697
00:37:29.199 --> 00:37:34.599
<v Speaker 3>can bring new ideas, very much like coffee, right, or

698
00:37:34.880 --> 00:37:36.039
<v Speaker 3>caffeine caffeine?

699
00:37:36.039 --> 00:37:39.559
<v Speaker 1>Wait, okay, old players Ruby did you see what he did?

700
00:37:39.719 --> 00:37:39.840
<v Speaker 3>So?

701
00:37:40.280 --> 00:37:42.239
<v Speaker 4>What I just happened to me was I couldn't be

702
00:37:42.320 --> 00:37:42.960
<v Speaker 4>more confused.

703
00:37:43.000 --> 00:37:46.800
<v Speaker 3>Papark me through the call caffeine caffeine. I meant caffeine.

704
00:37:47.480 --> 00:37:50.599
<v Speaker 3>Caffeine's been around for a while. Now we have Celsius

705
00:37:50.639 --> 00:37:52.840
<v Speaker 3>walk in here. This is like a little soda thing here,

706
00:37:53.320 --> 00:37:56.679
<v Speaker 3>and it's not caffeine it yeah right, it's an old

707
00:37:56.880 --> 00:37:59.159
<v Speaker 3>it's an old play on caffeine. But now it's been

708
00:37:59.199 --> 00:38:01.159
<v Speaker 3>rebottled as this thing called Celsius.

709
00:38:01.199 --> 00:38:04.639
<v Speaker 2>But how does that pretend to Ignacio and fucking.

710
00:38:04.480 --> 00:38:08.360
<v Speaker 3>Carmela, I was saying, Carmela, She's telling Ignasio, Hey, this

711
00:38:08.400 --> 00:38:10.559
<v Speaker 3>is how we're this is our game plan here. She's

712
00:38:10.599 --> 00:38:12.800
<v Speaker 3>a new player to real estate and she's like this

713
00:38:12.880 --> 00:38:14.639
<v Speaker 3>is the game plan. This is how we're gonna sell

714
00:38:14.679 --> 00:38:15.360
<v Speaker 3>this motherfucker.

715
00:38:15.400 --> 00:38:18.679
<v Speaker 1>Patrick and I just were handed a sparkling Sherbert slush.

716
00:38:18.760 --> 00:38:20.360
<v Speaker 3>All right, all right, all right, here's that. Here's another.

717
00:38:20.440 --> 00:38:23.880
<v Speaker 3>All right, fine, it has no calories. All right, BJ's

718
00:38:24.199 --> 00:38:26.719
<v Speaker 3>you can always innovate on that. My wife most recently

719
00:38:26.760 --> 00:38:30.320
<v Speaker 3>has created the new BJ. It never happens, but she

720
00:38:30.480 --> 00:38:31.280
<v Speaker 3>pretends like.

721
00:38:31.280 --> 00:38:34.119
<v Speaker 2>A dot the phantom job.

722
00:38:34.280 --> 00:38:36.880
<v Speaker 3>Yeah it's and she makes it like it's totally normal.

723
00:38:39.440 --> 00:38:40.119
<v Speaker 4>How do you do that?

724
00:38:40.760 --> 00:38:45.199
<v Speaker 3>I don't know, but it works. Wow, that's amazing.

725
00:38:45.679 --> 00:38:48.000
<v Speaker 2>Does it work? It works.

726
00:38:48.480 --> 00:38:50.079
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna take her out to dinner after this.

727
00:38:50.239 --> 00:38:50.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

728
00:38:50.519 --> 00:38:53.679
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's very expensive. And I'm like, it's like she

729
00:38:53.800 --> 00:38:54.519
<v Speaker 3>gave me a BJ.

730
00:38:54.880 --> 00:38:56.679
<v Speaker 2>All right, So the ladies hit the boat.

731
00:38:56.719 --> 00:38:59.880
<v Speaker 1>Tamar and Shannon are doing well.

732
00:39:00.079 --> 00:39:04.000
<v Speaker 3>I think we owe this no respect and say, whale

733
00:39:04.000 --> 00:39:05.079
<v Speaker 3>watching didn't happen.

734
00:39:05.679 --> 00:39:08.639
<v Speaker 1>You're talking about you want to do a Roddy dangerfield

735
00:39:08.719 --> 00:39:09.760
<v Speaker 1>kind of thing here.

736
00:39:10.519 --> 00:39:11.199
<v Speaker 3>No respect?

737
00:39:12.000 --> 00:39:15.000
<v Speaker 1>Realby thoughts on the whale watching expedition. You haven't talked

738
00:39:15.000 --> 00:39:16.079
<v Speaker 1>in a while, what's going on?

739
00:39:16.920 --> 00:39:17.239
<v Speaker 3>Okay?

740
00:39:17.320 --> 00:39:21.840
<v Speaker 4>So I folded underlined I could not care less about

741
00:39:21.880 --> 00:39:24.440
<v Speaker 4>what happened on this boat but if you ever get

742
00:39:24.480 --> 00:39:27.480
<v Speaker 4>a chance to see whales as a human, as a person,

743
00:39:27.960 --> 00:39:31.440
<v Speaker 4>see whales, they are. I do believe they are one

744
00:39:31.440 --> 00:39:33.639
<v Speaker 4>of the most majestic creatures that I've ever seen in

745
00:39:33.679 --> 00:39:36.440
<v Speaker 4>my life. And I tried to see them, I think

746
00:39:36.480 --> 00:39:37.639
<v Speaker 4>four times, and I failed.

747
00:39:37.760 --> 00:39:40.119
<v Speaker 1>You know what, and then I did do We got

748
00:39:40.159 --> 00:39:44.519
<v Speaker 1>to do a trip to Issa Muharas because we can

749
00:39:44.599 --> 00:39:46.119
<v Speaker 1>do whale sharks.

750
00:39:46.199 --> 00:39:47.159
<v Speaker 2>You can swim with them.

751
00:39:47.559 --> 00:39:50.800
<v Speaker 4>Really yeah, I'd cry and I'd love it.

752
00:39:51.280 --> 00:39:57.559
<v Speaker 2>Best friend's husband as a whole thing. Take the boats out.

753
00:39:57.400 --> 00:39:59.159
<v Speaker 3>And you go a whale shark?

754
00:39:59.480 --> 00:40:03.039
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well shark they're the gentle giants of the they.

755
00:40:02.880 --> 00:40:04.719
<v Speaker 3>Are They only eat plankton.

756
00:40:07.360 --> 00:40:07.719
<v Speaker 4>Anyways.

757
00:40:07.800 --> 00:40:09.559
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, I'm not getting in the fucking water

758
00:40:09.599 --> 00:40:11.719
<v Speaker 2>with them, but I would. What are you talking about?

759
00:40:11.719 --> 00:40:12.559
<v Speaker 3>Can go in their mouth?

760
00:40:14.119 --> 00:40:16.039
<v Speaker 2>Why are you talking about?

761
00:40:16.679 --> 00:40:17.440
<v Speaker 3>Whale shark?

762
00:40:17.920 --> 00:40:18.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

763
00:40:19.480 --> 00:40:21.039
<v Speaker 3>Animals on the planet.

764
00:40:22.199 --> 00:40:26.360
<v Speaker 2>Not nicer than dot. I gotta do it, dot trop Okay,

765
00:40:26.800 --> 00:40:27.199
<v Speaker 2>haven't done it?

766
00:40:27.679 --> 00:40:29.000
<v Speaker 3>Can we go to tam Rat's party?

767
00:40:29.800 --> 00:40:31.079
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

768
00:40:31.760 --> 00:40:33.920
<v Speaker 1>Well, first off, can we just say that Vicky is

769
00:40:33.960 --> 00:40:36.840
<v Speaker 1>just like a ten out of ten aggressive towards Carmela.

770
00:40:37.119 --> 00:40:37.800
<v Speaker 3>She's a whore?

771
00:40:38.320 --> 00:40:40.039
<v Speaker 2>Like, what is going on?

772
00:40:40.280 --> 00:40:40.360
<v Speaker 5>Right?

773
00:40:40.480 --> 00:40:44.199
<v Speaker 3>They said this. Multiple cast members said this. Vicky is

774
00:40:44.760 --> 00:40:51.480
<v Speaker 3>notorious for hating new cast members. She has always been.

775
00:40:52.800 --> 00:40:57.119
<v Speaker 4>Like, but right, specifically here. Then you add on to it,

776
00:40:57.280 --> 00:41:01.679
<v Speaker 4>this woman is appearing to actually have She is hotter

777
00:41:01.760 --> 00:41:04.920
<v Speaker 4>than Vickie, she is younger than Vicky, and she can

778
00:41:04.960 --> 00:41:08.760
<v Speaker 4>get any man faster than Vickie that has ever existed

779
00:41:08.800 --> 00:41:11.639
<v Speaker 4>on the planet. And to VICKI that means that she

780
00:41:11.760 --> 00:41:15.920
<v Speaker 4>should be eliminated. I think off the face of yeah,

781
00:41:16.000 --> 00:41:16.840
<v Speaker 4>so that's where we are.

782
00:41:16.920 --> 00:41:21.199
<v Speaker 2>You're talking about it like a Thanos kind of thing, right, yep, all.

783
00:41:21.159 --> 00:41:25.480
<v Speaker 1>Right, let's get to the Puerto Vaerta party.

784
00:41:26.480 --> 00:41:30.599
<v Speaker 5>Chantel what I said, it's it's a Curtail party doing

785
00:41:31.639 --> 00:41:36.480
<v Speaker 5>Oh Cicadio remember that great?

786
00:41:36.639 --> 00:41:36.960
<v Speaker 2>Who did?

787
00:41:37.280 --> 00:41:41.559
<v Speaker 3>Who directed that? Are you kidding me?

788
00:41:42.320 --> 00:41:44.119
<v Speaker 2>Dune Dune guy.

789
00:41:44.159 --> 00:41:46.039
<v Speaker 3>I don't think he's doing the third one though, Yeah

790
00:41:46.039 --> 00:41:46.360
<v Speaker 3>he is?

791
00:41:47.000 --> 00:41:54.119
<v Speaker 2>No, yep, no, yeah, no. Why do you keep being

792
00:41:54.159 --> 00:41:54.960
<v Speaker 2>wrong about this?

793
00:41:56.280 --> 00:41:57.760
<v Speaker 3>I wish Caitlin was at that computer.

794
00:41:59.239 --> 00:41:59.719
<v Speaker 4>I'm looking.

795
00:42:02.280 --> 00:42:05.880
<v Speaker 2>Of course he's doing the third it is him, sad.

796
00:42:07.400 --> 00:42:09.800
<v Speaker 3>I'm wrong.

797
00:42:10.840 --> 00:42:13.559
<v Speaker 2>Uh So we get to the Cartel party and Shannon

798
00:42:13.679 --> 00:42:15.519
<v Speaker 2>has honestly.

799
00:42:21.239 --> 00:42:26.639
<v Speaker 1>Say at all to my friend, Okay, yeah, Cuban drug lord,

800
00:42:26.719 --> 00:42:33.639
<v Speaker 1>Mexican cartel, whatever you're you gonna do, I got so.

801
00:42:37.159 --> 00:42:41.079
<v Speaker 1>I don't think that it should be illegal.

802
00:42:41.320 --> 00:42:44.800
<v Speaker 2>I think it's it's.

803
00:42:43.480 --> 00:42:47.199
<v Speaker 1>Silly to have laws that are kind of like micro

804
00:42:47.440 --> 00:42:53.119
<v Speaker 1>governing things that are not important. But Shannon Badoor should

805
00:42:53.119 --> 00:42:56.639
<v Speaker 1>not legally be allowed to have this much Latin American decor.

806
00:42:56.800 --> 00:42:58.920
<v Speaker 2>I don't think it makes a I don't think it

807
00:42:58.920 --> 00:43:00.440
<v Speaker 2>makes Eddy Sais. I think it's wrong.

808
00:43:03.199 --> 00:43:06.159
<v Speaker 4>Can I agree with you? One?

809
00:43:06.760 --> 00:43:08.840
<v Speaker 2>Why do you have so much of it?

810
00:43:10.320 --> 00:43:13.079
<v Speaker 4>And she's moved so many times recently, it's like she

811
00:43:13.280 --> 00:43:15.159
<v Speaker 4>carried it with I don't get any of that.

812
00:43:15.480 --> 00:43:22.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let's limit let's limit storms to three sombreros. She

813
00:43:22.800 --> 00:43:35.039
<v Speaker 1>can't have fifty, all right, So you want me to

814
00:43:35.079 --> 00:43:36.559
<v Speaker 1>lay a trap, I'll lay a trap.

815
00:43:37.679 --> 00:43:40.320
<v Speaker 2>She's eating, okay.

816
00:43:40.320 --> 00:43:46.639
<v Speaker 1>Anyways, Shannon is over early in her shoulder pads. She

817
00:43:46.880 --> 00:43:54.159
<v Speaker 1>is here to mend fences with one camera judge cautiously, cautiously.

818
00:43:55.559 --> 00:43:58.639
<v Speaker 1>You know, I don't know if i'm can I say?

819
00:43:58.679 --> 00:44:04.719
<v Speaker 1>The hero shots are so confusing?

820
00:44:04.800 --> 00:44:06.880
<v Speaker 3>Are these the ones getting out of the car, the

821
00:44:06.920 --> 00:44:08.920
<v Speaker 3>ones getting in? Footshots?

822
00:44:09.119 --> 00:44:09.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, a lot of.

823
00:44:09.760 --> 00:44:13.519
<v Speaker 1>Footshit, a lot of low angles, a lot of slow motion,

824
00:44:13.639 --> 00:44:16.360
<v Speaker 1>but we have them. Let's talk about the actual drama

825
00:44:16.360 --> 00:44:21.920
<v Speaker 1>that unfolded here at this here Cartel party. Vicky is

826
00:44:22.480 --> 00:44:29.920
<v Speaker 1>very tired, and Shannon says that's because Mercury said retro great.

827
00:44:30.320 --> 00:44:34.159
<v Speaker 1>And then we start to talk about Carmela.

828
00:44:33.639 --> 00:44:36.679
<v Speaker 3>Of course, got a backstab before she arrives, or she's

829
00:44:36.679 --> 00:44:37.480
<v Speaker 3>not gonna he's not.

830
00:44:37.400 --> 00:44:41.559
<v Speaker 1>Gonna make it, She's she does not live here. Ruby

831
00:44:41.679 --> 00:44:46.519
<v Speaker 1>thoughts on Vicky's accusation of Carmela being a fake real

832
00:44:46.639 --> 00:44:47.280
<v Speaker 1>estate person.

833
00:44:48.719 --> 00:44:52.960
<v Speaker 4>You know, if I were Vicky and Carmela were Carmela,

834
00:44:53.719 --> 00:44:57.800
<v Speaker 4>I would be equally as insecure and would probably say

835
00:44:57.880 --> 00:44:59.559
<v Speaker 4>similar things. That's what I'll say.

836
00:44:59.760 --> 00:45:05.639
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we get to Jen and tear Jen and Heather

837
00:45:06.239 --> 00:45:11.880
<v Speaker 1>this this is a screeching halt this nonsense, because I

838
00:45:11.920 --> 00:45:15.559
<v Speaker 1>don't think anybody can really make heads or tails of it.

839
00:45:15.559 --> 00:45:18.719
<v Speaker 1>It's one of those things where like you could say

840
00:45:18.760 --> 00:45:22.000
<v Speaker 1>to somebody, Okay, do me a favor. Can you just

841
00:45:22.039 --> 00:45:25.079
<v Speaker 1>slow down and break down what's happening, and then at

842
00:45:25.079 --> 00:45:28.840
<v Speaker 1>the end of the two minute explanation you would go, oh,

843
00:45:29.440 --> 00:45:30.440
<v Speaker 1>nobody needed that.

844
00:45:30.679 --> 00:45:31.679
<v Speaker 3>No, No, I didn't.

845
00:45:32.320 --> 00:45:35.679
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna go grab some more orders.

846
00:45:35.719 --> 00:45:40.199
<v Speaker 3>I wish Jen would just say what she really wants

847
00:45:40.199 --> 00:45:44.440
<v Speaker 3>to say, which is, Heather, You've been on this show

848
00:45:44.559 --> 00:45:49.440
<v Speaker 3>for ten years and you basically get paid to just

849
00:45:49.519 --> 00:45:54.559
<v Speaker 3>be propped up and you never have to fight. Producers

850
00:45:54.760 --> 00:45:58.039
<v Speaker 3>allow you to show off your properties and show how

851
00:45:58.119 --> 00:46:01.719
<v Speaker 3>rich you are and how awesome your life and the

852
00:46:01.760 --> 00:46:04.239
<v Speaker 3>rest of us. I mean, I have to live in

853
00:46:04.280 --> 00:46:06.880
<v Speaker 3>this guy's house who is probably gonna be in jail someday.

854
00:46:07.079 --> 00:46:09.599
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I have to like.

855
00:46:09.559 --> 00:46:13.440
<v Speaker 3>Pretend that I care about my kids and my life sucks,

856
00:46:14.000 --> 00:46:14.800
<v Speaker 3>So I'm pissed.

857
00:46:17.159 --> 00:46:21.480
<v Speaker 2>That makes sense, So you suck. Yeah.

858
00:46:21.800 --> 00:46:27.760
<v Speaker 4>In addition, though like she is being a two faced liar,

859
00:46:28.039 --> 00:46:28.400
<v Speaker 4>you know.

860
00:46:29.679 --> 00:46:33.000
<v Speaker 2>Both of them are though right, I don't.

861
00:46:32.800 --> 00:46:35.679
<v Speaker 4>Know that Jen is really Dylan. I don't think Jen

862
00:46:35.800 --> 00:46:39.440
<v Speaker 4>possesses the ability to do it willingly. I do think

863
00:46:39.440 --> 00:46:43.199
<v Speaker 4>the Heather is operating from a Mickey level.

864
00:46:44.360 --> 00:46:47.480
<v Speaker 1>Well, let's get to the game, because Tamra has of

865
00:46:47.559 --> 00:46:50.760
<v Speaker 1>course cooked up a game to detonate any and all

866
00:46:50.800 --> 00:46:56.440
<v Speaker 1>goodwill in this group, that being a comment card game.

867
00:46:57.000 --> 00:47:01.039
<v Speaker 1>Leave your anonymous tip and we will read it out loud.

868
00:47:01.480 --> 00:47:03.519
<v Speaker 1>Everyone has a box dedicated to them.

869
00:47:03.599 --> 00:47:05.559
<v Speaker 3>It's almost like Andy had a meeting this year and

870
00:47:05.599 --> 00:47:11.880
<v Speaker 3>he said producers of every show on Bravo. More games

871
00:47:12.199 --> 00:47:13.239
<v Speaker 3>in twenty twenty six.

872
00:47:13.199 --> 00:47:14.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's a lot of games in twenty twenty six.

873
00:47:15.000 --> 00:47:18.719
<v Speaker 1>Tamra is up first, and I think Tamra did this

874
00:47:19.199 --> 00:47:23.400
<v Speaker 1>so that she Tamra did this game right, and she

875
00:47:23.559 --> 00:47:27.920
<v Speaker 1>went into the game. It's saying to herself, no matter

876
00:47:28.400 --> 00:47:33.119
<v Speaker 1>what anyone says about me, put on a smile so

877
00:47:33.199 --> 00:47:37.280
<v Speaker 1>that you can do this turning a page, Tamra, bit,

878
00:47:39.320 --> 00:47:40.280
<v Speaker 1>what do you think she did it?

879
00:47:40.360 --> 00:47:40.800
<v Speaker 2>Hot take?

880
00:47:41.400 --> 00:47:44.360
<v Speaker 3>I like it, I agree with you. But the problem

881
00:47:44.400 --> 00:47:50.880
<v Speaker 3>is is Tama has no plan on leaving this franchise

882
00:47:51.079 --> 00:47:54.599
<v Speaker 3>or reality TV. Her whole shick is being someone that

883
00:47:54.719 --> 00:47:58.280
<v Speaker 3>does do OPO research on you, in ruining your life.

884
00:47:58.639 --> 00:48:04.039
<v Speaker 3>So any kind of like RePr, I'm a nice person

885
00:48:04.039 --> 00:48:05.199
<v Speaker 3>now I want.

886
00:48:05.159 --> 00:48:06.960
<v Speaker 2>Way to take, which is why she needs to leave.

887
00:48:07.079 --> 00:48:09.199
<v Speaker 2>Tamara is a little bit like a white walker. You

888
00:48:09.239 --> 00:48:11.039
<v Speaker 2>have to light her on fire or kill her with

889
00:48:11.039 --> 00:48:12.639
<v Speaker 2>a Valirian sword.

890
00:48:13.119 --> 00:48:16.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying she's I'm a metaphor for what the

891
00:48:16.800 --> 00:48:17.920
<v Speaker 1>production needs to do.

892
00:48:18.079 --> 00:48:18.599
<v Speaker 3>I got it.

893
00:48:19.719 --> 00:48:24.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm not sorrying about lighting Tamar on fire. I'm not.

894
00:48:26.159 --> 00:48:26.800
<v Speaker 4>We know you're not.

895
00:48:26.920 --> 00:48:29.679
<v Speaker 1>But all right, So next we get to Emily. Emily

896
00:48:29.840 --> 00:48:33.320
<v Speaker 1>is an analyzer. She takes it in her shitter, which

897
00:48:33.360 --> 00:48:34.480
<v Speaker 1>we're not judging.

898
00:48:34.559 --> 00:48:36.159
<v Speaker 2>That's completely behind.

899
00:48:37.000 --> 00:48:40.840
<v Speaker 3>Say, can it's less offensive?

900
00:48:43.000 --> 00:48:47.719
<v Speaker 1>Listen, what two consenting adults do in their bedroom is

901
00:48:48.559 --> 00:48:51.920
<v Speaker 1>not not just not any of our business. It's not

902
00:48:52.000 --> 00:48:55.840
<v Speaker 1>a problem. Okay, if you guys want to do stuff

903
00:48:55.920 --> 00:49:01.519
<v Speaker 1>with your butt, with your butts, then do that bring

904
00:49:01.559 --> 00:49:04.360
<v Speaker 1>a raccoon in the back. Probably no, No, because the

905
00:49:04.480 --> 00:49:06.360
<v Speaker 1>raccoon can consent to that.

906
00:49:06.840 --> 00:49:15.719
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, scared, And.

907
00:49:12.480 --> 00:49:16.800
<v Speaker 1>He's like, this is the raccoon that Shane and bringing

908
00:49:16.840 --> 00:49:21.119
<v Speaker 1>to the bedroom. Guys, Guys, I know, I uh roll

909
00:49:21.199 --> 00:49:24.400
<v Speaker 1>around in trash, but this is a bridge too far.

910
00:49:27.159 --> 00:49:28.440
<v Speaker 3>And he's wearing a tuxeat on.

911
00:49:30.000 --> 00:49:33.679
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's a little band a little raccoons in the back.

912
00:49:36.679 --> 00:49:38.719
<v Speaker 4>They have like little kid instruments too.

913
00:49:38.800 --> 00:49:39.519
<v Speaker 1>It's very cute.

914
00:49:39.519 --> 00:49:42.079
<v Speaker 2>It's very cute. Shane's all offended.

915
00:49:44.360 --> 00:49:45.440
<v Speaker 3>Is there any in and out?

916
00:49:46.440 --> 00:49:49.039
<v Speaker 4>Because the raccoons are his size. That's the main reason.

917
00:49:49.320 --> 00:49:49.800
<v Speaker 2>All right.

918
00:49:49.840 --> 00:49:53.159
<v Speaker 1>So we get to Vicky, who gets one, and she goes,

919
00:49:53.199 --> 00:49:54.079
<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to say this.

920
00:49:55.400 --> 00:49:56.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to say this out loud.

921
00:49:58.039 --> 00:50:01.119
<v Speaker 1>The comment card is from Emily, who says she's a

922
00:50:01.119 --> 00:50:06.039
<v Speaker 1>bit of a Debbie Downer and Vicky. Vicky says, I'm

923
00:50:06.079 --> 00:50:08.960
<v Speaker 1>actually not a Debbie Downer. I'm a positive bitch, and

924
00:50:08.960 --> 00:50:11.159
<v Speaker 1>Emily goes, all right, fine, and she goes, you'll see it.

925
00:50:11.239 --> 00:50:15.519
<v Speaker 1>I promise you you'll see it. I love Vicky has at

926
00:50:15.639 --> 00:50:21.320
<v Speaker 1>least a fucking showmanship to her. She's entertaining.

927
00:50:21.800 --> 00:50:24.400
<v Speaker 3>Can I tell you? There was footage of them filming

928
00:50:24.400 --> 00:50:27.199
<v Speaker 3>this season, filmed by a fan, of them going into

929
00:50:27.320 --> 00:50:30.119
<v Speaker 3>a restaurant to film. The cameras are following them in,

930
00:50:30.639 --> 00:50:33.840
<v Speaker 3>and women are outside the restaurant waving at her and screaming,

931
00:50:34.119 --> 00:50:37.760
<v Speaker 3>and Vicky literally like she's a rock star. She just

932
00:50:37.800 --> 00:50:40.559
<v Speaker 3>waves everybody and says, hi, guys, yeah, and then goes

933
00:50:40.559 --> 00:50:42.320
<v Speaker 3>into film like it's a fucking job, like she's a

934
00:50:42.360 --> 00:50:46.880
<v Speaker 3>rock star. Ready to play. Vicky shows up for work. Emily,

935
00:50:47.360 --> 00:50:50.760
<v Speaker 3>who's been on this show, fucking phoning it in Ruby.

936
00:50:50.800 --> 00:50:52.480
<v Speaker 2>How long has Emily been on this show?

937
00:50:52.599 --> 00:50:53.360
<v Speaker 3>I think at.

938
00:50:53.360 --> 00:50:55.639
<v Speaker 4>Least seven years, it's eight seasons or something.

939
00:50:55.719 --> 00:50:57.199
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's all unbelievable.

940
00:50:58.440 --> 00:51:02.280
<v Speaker 3>She wrote, Debbie Downer, who create a storyline.

941
00:51:02.239 --> 00:51:08.360
<v Speaker 1>One of the most unremarkable two longevity ratios we've seen.

942
00:51:09.000 --> 00:51:12.159
<v Speaker 4>I mean, that's she's seven seasons.

943
00:51:12.760 --> 00:51:18.840
<v Speaker 1>That's a lot. Okay, So we wrap things up with Heather.

944
00:51:19.599 --> 00:51:23.400
<v Speaker 1>Who's up next. I don't want to discuss it. I

945
00:51:23.519 --> 00:51:27.119
<v Speaker 1>want production to do better. If you guys have thoughts,

946
00:51:27.159 --> 00:51:29.400
<v Speaker 1>that's fine, but I'd like to get to Tamar and Shannon.

947
00:51:30.760 --> 00:51:31.559
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, let's do that.

948
00:51:31.679 --> 00:51:34.639
<v Speaker 2>Okay. I mean, my god, what a breakthrough.

949
00:51:35.079 --> 00:51:38.039
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is a really big breakthrough. Now Shannon has

950
00:51:38.239 --> 00:51:43.000
<v Speaker 1>a card that says very kind but does hold grudges,

951
00:51:43.119 --> 00:51:48.840
<v Speaker 1>and Tamer goes, oh, oh that was I wrote that one,

952
00:51:50.840 --> 00:51:54.239
<v Speaker 1>and this will give us an opportunity to weep together.

953
00:51:55.480 --> 00:52:00.280
<v Speaker 1>Tamer says that when I got that text from you,

954
00:52:00.360 --> 00:52:05.360
<v Speaker 1>seeing if I could order you around tomorrow, it made

955
00:52:05.360 --> 00:52:10.000
<v Speaker 1>me so happy. Wow, to know that you were going

956
00:52:10.079 --> 00:52:11.599
<v Speaker 1>to be here. I can tell you what to do,

957
00:52:11.760 --> 00:52:14.039
<v Speaker 1>where to put stuff, and it reminded me of what

958
00:52:14.079 --> 00:52:33.000
<v Speaker 1>we had so long ago. The Tracey vegas.

959
00:52:25.800 --> 00:52:33.880
<v Speaker 3>Hello tomorrow, Trace a egos Ruby.

960
00:52:35.159 --> 00:52:41.920
<v Speaker 4>Okay, so here's the thing I think that I hate it. Yeah,

961
00:52:42.000 --> 00:52:47.000
<v Speaker 4>Trace amigos, the goss for females. But the offense the

962
00:52:47.079 --> 00:52:50.360
<v Speaker 4>camera has committed multiple times, whether it was being a

963
00:52:50.400 --> 00:52:52.239
<v Speaker 4>rat to the press, whether it was saying that Shannon

964
00:52:52.360 --> 00:52:53.960
<v Speaker 4>was a fat, drunk he was never going to get

965
00:52:53.960 --> 00:52:57.159
<v Speaker 4>a man. It is not like she said she was

966
00:52:57.199 --> 00:52:59.559
<v Speaker 4>a bitch or something behind her back. These are like

967
00:53:00.159 --> 00:53:04.599
<v Speaker 4>really horrific things that this woman has done, and yet

968
00:53:04.920 --> 00:53:08.199
<v Speaker 4>Shannon still finds herself being like, do you need my

969
00:53:08.280 --> 00:53:10.119
<v Speaker 4>eighty three sombreros because I got you?

970
00:53:11.119 --> 00:53:16.079
<v Speaker 1>Wow, it's too many sombreros, but you can't have enough.

971
00:53:16.159 --> 00:53:17.719
<v Speaker 1>Get in the comments, let us know what you thought

972
00:53:17.719 --> 00:53:22.400
<v Speaker 1>about the episode. Join along in the hate watch with us.

973
00:53:22.440 --> 00:53:24.679
<v Speaker 1>Don't be like, well, I really want these people to

974
00:53:24.719 --> 00:53:29.679
<v Speaker 1>be more positive about the show. It's an impossibility. So

975
00:53:29.920 --> 00:53:34.559
<v Speaker 1>join in the bonfire. Okay, I hope you guys have

976
00:53:34.599 --> 00:53:35.519
<v Speaker 1>a great weekend I'm doing.

977
00:53:35.559 --> 00:53:37.639
<v Speaker 2>Say goodbye Pat, Say goodbye bye, Dade Ribby.

978
00:53:38.280 --> 00:53:38.639
<v Speaker 1>Bye bye.

979
00:54:09.320 --> 00:54:09.360
<v Speaker 4>H
