WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.360 --> 00:00:04.519 It is the Jesse Kelly Show, Final hour of the 2 00:00:04.639 --> 00:00:09.240 Jesse Kelly Show on a Fantastic Friday, and ask Doctor 3 00:00:09.320 --> 00:00:13.720 Jesse Friday, we're gonna talk about the fighting secret Service agents. First, 4 00:00:13.720 --> 00:00:18.559 we're gonna discuss primary voting. Someone's upset, talk about POW's 5 00:00:18.679 --> 00:00:21.519 tater tots. My goodness, we're all over the map on 6 00:00:21.640 --> 00:00:25.160 our final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show this week. 7 00:00:25.320 --> 00:00:29.960 So before we dig into tater tots and other things, 8 00:00:30.000 --> 00:00:34.159 I do want to discuss the secret Service agent cat fight. 9 00:00:34.280 --> 00:00:38.000 This guy said, Hey, Jesse, the cat fighting secret Service agents. 10 00:00:38.280 --> 00:00:39.840 What do you want to bet at least one is 11 00:00:39.880 --> 00:00:44.920 a ginger quit? Anyway? He says, ps, how do you 12 00:00:44.960 --> 00:00:47.920 manage to hit the mic so often with your tiny hands? 13 00:00:48.600 --> 00:00:51.079 I wish you hadn't put that because Chris gets upset 14 00:00:51.280 --> 00:00:56.079 all the time. Listen. I know it sounds bad. Chris. Okay, 15 00:00:57.240 --> 00:01:00.479 I talk with my hands. Anyone who watches me do this, 16 00:01:00.560 --> 00:01:02.600 and remember you can watch me do this at Jesse 17 00:01:02.759 --> 00:01:05.359 kellyshow dot com. You can watch me do the radio show. 18 00:01:06.439 --> 00:01:09.040 This is not something I just do for radio. I 19 00:01:09.200 --> 00:01:13.959 talk with my hands. It's not just the Tians that 20 00:01:14.079 --> 00:01:16.680 talk with their hands. Chris other people talk with their hands. 21 00:01:16.959 --> 00:01:19.560 I don't know why I talk with my hands, but 22 00:01:19.640 --> 00:01:22.920 I am very much a hand talker. Because I'm a 23 00:01:22.959 --> 00:01:25.640 hand talker. I end up. I'm sure you hear this 24 00:01:25.840 --> 00:01:28.200 during the show, Chris, is that making a noise? Can 25 00:01:28.239 --> 00:01:29.680 they hear it? They can hear it? Are you upset? 26 00:01:30.079 --> 00:01:32.359 Is that upset you? Chris? When I do that, you 27 00:01:32.359 --> 00:01:36.280 should see how upset Chris is getting. On occasion, every 28 00:01:36.319 --> 00:01:42.200 now and then, I will touch the microphone. I think 29 00:01:42.280 --> 00:01:46.599 there has to be a better solution, and nobody likes 30 00:01:46.640 --> 00:01:49.640 my solution, and I don't think my solution can be implemented, 31 00:01:49.959 --> 00:01:53.120 but I will put it out there. Here's what I 32 00:01:53.200 --> 00:01:57.239 dream of. Uh. You know how I've told you before. 33 00:01:57.280 --> 00:02:00.519 I don't like to sit for long periods of time. One. 34 00:02:00.560 --> 00:02:03.000 It's terrible for you. It's worse than smoking everyone's It's 35 00:02:03.040 --> 00:02:05.959 just sitting is terrible for you. Want to move and 36 00:02:06.040 --> 00:02:08.719 I hate sitting. Like right now, if you're watching me 37 00:02:08.759 --> 00:02:10.719 do this, my legs are doing the back and forth 38 00:02:10.719 --> 00:02:12.919 thing underneath the table. My legs are twitching. I'm gonna 39 00:02:12.960 --> 00:02:15.400 move in between segments, I get up and I move. 40 00:02:15.520 --> 00:02:18.599 I can't sit all the time. It drives me crazy. 41 00:02:19.680 --> 00:02:23.639 On top of that, speaking of driving people crazy, what 42 00:02:23.680 --> 00:02:26.439 I'm about to tell you drives ob It drives my 43 00:02:26.560 --> 00:02:31.680 wife up the wall. If I am thinking, and this 44 00:02:31.840 --> 00:02:35.199 includes if I'm thinking through a conversation i'm having or 45 00:02:35.280 --> 00:02:39.599 thinking about what I'm saying, I pace back and forth 46 00:02:39.639 --> 00:02:41.479 and back and forth. But when I'm on the phone, 47 00:02:41.520 --> 00:02:43.879 I pace. I walk around the room, back and forth, 48 00:02:44.039 --> 00:02:46.400 back and forth. When I'm talking to her, she'll finally 49 00:02:46.439 --> 00:02:48.199 come on glude to just be like, could you just 50 00:02:48.240 --> 00:02:51.000 stand still or just sit down? She can't, can't deal 51 00:02:51.000 --> 00:02:53.000 with it, and it is annoying. I feel bad for 52 00:02:53.319 --> 00:03:00.000 I get it. I want one of those head microphone 53 00:03:00.919 --> 00:03:04.680 that the infomercial guys or the megachurch pastors get, the 54 00:03:04.800 --> 00:03:12.039 wireless head microphones that I can stand up while I 55 00:03:12.120 --> 00:03:16.680 do the radio show in pace back and forth. I 56 00:03:16.719 --> 00:03:20.919 don't just want to stand I want to walk around 57 00:03:21.319 --> 00:03:22.759 while I do the show. Is that not the most 58 00:03:22.800 --> 00:03:24.319 bonkers thing you've ever heard? And I want it? And 59 00:03:24.360 --> 00:03:29.280 I want it bad? What? Chris? What? Chris? Why do 60 00:03:29.400 --> 00:03:33.719 we have to bring up old stuff? Chris brought up 61 00:03:33.879 --> 00:03:38.000 a little experiment we did one time. He said, what 62 00:03:38.159 --> 00:03:42.919 about the one segment we ever did standing. So this 63 00:03:42.960 --> 00:03:44.599 is not the very first time I've come up with 64 00:03:44.639 --> 00:03:49.039 this idea because I like to stand and walk. At 65 00:03:49.039 --> 00:03:51.719 one point they got me, well, there was this super 66 00:03:51.800 --> 00:03:54.879 extendable microphone that would reach when I stand up, and 67 00:03:54.919 --> 00:03:59.039 I'm tall, I'm six eight, so we had to reach high. 68 00:03:59.240 --> 00:04:06.319 The problem was, Chris, the headphones we had were wired headphones. 69 00:04:07.240 --> 00:04:08.919 You know I'm true. You know I'm right about this. 70 00:04:09.599 --> 00:04:13.759 And as I was talking and standing, of course I 71 00:04:14.000 --> 00:04:17.040 talk with my hands. I think I made it a 72 00:04:17.319 --> 00:04:21.839 minute into the episode before my hand hit the hit 73 00:04:21.879 --> 00:04:24.800 the chord where the headphones were plugged in unplugged. The 74 00:04:24.800 --> 00:04:28.439 whole chord just completely blew up the entire segment. I 75 00:04:28.439 --> 00:04:30.480 had to sit down plug in the cord. I think 76 00:04:30.480 --> 00:04:32.399 it was dead air. I don't even remember at the time. 77 00:04:32.800 --> 00:04:35.839 We tried it once, Chris, But you know who failed then? 78 00:04:35.879 --> 00:04:40.279 It wasn't me, It was you, because I know it 79 00:04:40.360 --> 00:04:44.680 was you. I was not given the proper equipment. Remember, kids, 80 00:04:45.800 --> 00:04:48.879 don't ever take responsibility for your actions. When you're in charge. 81 00:04:49.800 --> 00:04:53.920 You pass off responsibility to those under you. That's leadership. 82 00:04:54.079 --> 00:04:58.360 What Chris, what listen? That's on you. They were wireless 83 00:04:58.360 --> 00:05:01.480 headphones available whatever anyway to the Secret Service agents. On 84 00:05:01.800 --> 00:05:07.279 a more serious note, we want we want them the 85 00:05:07.360 --> 00:05:10.120 America we used to have. In so many ways, it 86 00:05:10.160 --> 00:05:12.680 makes us sound old fashion or what would what would 87 00:05:12.680 --> 00:05:15.040 be a word kids would say? Reactionary? Maybe it would 88 00:05:15.040 --> 00:05:18.920 be a word kids would say. But there are things 89 00:05:18.959 --> 00:05:22.879 about America we miss and we long to have again. 90 00:05:23.600 --> 00:05:26.600 The Secret Service is just yet another one of those examples. 91 00:05:27.319 --> 00:05:31.279 For all of my life, I've looked up to Secret 92 00:05:31.319 --> 00:05:33.920 Service agents. When you hear somebody's in the Secret Service, 93 00:05:33.959 --> 00:05:38.120 what do you picture? You picture some fit dude in 94 00:05:38.199 --> 00:05:42.639 a good looking suit with sunglasses on, and you automatically know. 95 00:05:42.759 --> 00:05:44.319 What do you know when you're looking at that guy, 96 00:05:44.360 --> 00:05:46.959 and first thing pops in your mind That dude's highly trained, 97 00:05:47.279 --> 00:05:49.519 that dude's in shape. I bet he's a great shot. 98 00:05:49.680 --> 00:05:53.560 And not only that, that dude, that dude will take 99 00:05:53.600 --> 00:05:56.360 a bullet for the president. If someone's going to shoot 100 00:05:56.360 --> 00:05:58.560 the president, that guy will jump in front of him 101 00:05:58.680 --> 00:06:00.759 and take a bullet for him. And that's the image 102 00:06:00.800 --> 00:06:02.360 we all have. I have the same image you do. 103 00:06:02.879 --> 00:06:07.639 It's burnt into our brains. We picture that dude. The 104 00:06:07.720 --> 00:06:14.639 problem is communism destroys everything, and more specifically, let's just 105 00:06:14.680 --> 00:06:18.800 go ahead and set the communism stuff aside. Diversity destroys everything, 106 00:06:19.079 --> 00:06:21.759 and it's not our strength. It's always our weakness. The 107 00:06:21.920 --> 00:06:26.399 second you drop merit and you start hiring for any 108 00:06:26.480 --> 00:06:31.120 other reason than merit, whatever you're hiring for will get worse. 109 00:06:31.240 --> 00:06:34.240 It doesn't matter what it is. I've used a million 110 00:06:34.279 --> 00:06:36.720 examples of this before. The last one I can think 111 00:06:36.720 --> 00:06:39.319 of is when I said, I started my own burger shop, 112 00:06:39.720 --> 00:06:41.199 and you know, I have to hire. I have to 113 00:06:41.240 --> 00:06:44.120 hire chefs, I have to hire suppliers and drivers and 114 00:06:44.160 --> 00:06:47.040 waiters and waitresses. And I have all this burger shop 115 00:06:47.079 --> 00:06:49.040 of mine that I started. I didn't really start it, 116 00:06:49.560 --> 00:06:51.959 and I just decide out of the blue, you know what, 117 00:06:53.519 --> 00:06:56.240 we need more people with green eyes. And I'm not 118 00:06:56.319 --> 00:07:01.000 hiring anyone else unless they have green eyes. Am I 119 00:07:01.000 --> 00:07:04.959 going to get the best cook, best waiter? Am I 120 00:07:05.000 --> 00:07:08.199 going to get the best supplier? Of course not. When 121 00:07:08.240 --> 00:07:11.680 you decide on these ridiculous things. And that is the 122 00:07:11.759 --> 00:07:14.920 hiring practice in the United States of America today. Employers 123 00:07:14.959 --> 00:07:18.160 will brag about it. They will brag we hired so 124 00:07:18.199 --> 00:07:21.040 many women, But what are you actually bragging about? We 125 00:07:21.079 --> 00:07:26.120 stopped hiring men corporations will brag about you can't believe 126 00:07:26.120 --> 00:07:29.839 how many black people we hired and other minorities. Well, 127 00:07:29.839 --> 00:07:34.560 what are you actually saying, Oh, we blocked out white men. 128 00:07:35.319 --> 00:07:39.680 We're not hiring ready anymore. And I'm not saying we 129 00:07:39.759 --> 00:07:43.120 have a lack of whiteness. What I'm saying is when 130 00:07:43.199 --> 00:07:47.879 any organization, the Secret Service included, starts to try to 131 00:07:47.920 --> 00:07:50.680 fill diversity quotas where you need so many gays and 132 00:07:50.720 --> 00:07:52.920 so many women, you need so many Asians, got to 133 00:07:52.920 --> 00:07:55.160 get some Indians in there? Do we have enough black people? 134 00:07:55.800 --> 00:07:59.720 The second you start looking at anything in life that way, 135 00:08:00.519 --> 00:08:04.639 quotas for things that don't matter at all, your organization 136 00:08:04.959 --> 00:08:07.759 will rot and be destroyed. And the exact same thing 137 00:08:07.800 --> 00:08:10.519 has happened with the United States Secret Service. It's been 138 00:08:10.600 --> 00:08:14.720 widely talked about, especially since Butler. Butler, when the Republican 139 00:08:14.759 --> 00:08:17.399 nominee for president almost got his frigging head blown off 140 00:08:17.519 --> 00:08:21.879 by an assassin who assumed a rooftop unmolested one hundred 141 00:08:21.879 --> 00:08:23.800 and forty eight meters from the head of the President 142 00:08:23.839 --> 00:08:26.879 of the United States of America. I have no Secret 143 00:08:26.920 --> 00:08:30.000 Service training whatsoever. I have four years of Marine Corps 144 00:08:30.040 --> 00:08:34.679 Infantry training and me completely untrained, completely untrained, no training 145 00:08:34.679 --> 00:08:37.559 at all, as a Secret Service agent could have stood 146 00:08:37.600 --> 00:08:41.240 on that stage and looked around and said that rooftop's 147 00:08:41.320 --> 00:08:44.720 gonna be a problem one hundred and forty eight yards 148 00:08:44.759 --> 00:08:47.759 away an elevated position on the president of the United 149 00:08:47.799 --> 00:08:51.440 States of America. We need guys there. I may not 150 00:08:51.559 --> 00:08:53.840 know all the other Secret Service stuff in the ins 151 00:08:53.879 --> 00:08:56.799 and outs, but I'll tell you this. I understand sitelines, 152 00:08:56.960 --> 00:08:59.799 and I understand elevation, and I understand one hundred and 153 00:08:59.799 --> 00:09:02.440 four twenty eight meters. It's something people can train to 154 00:09:02.480 --> 00:09:04.600 do on the weekend and be ready in about a month. 155 00:09:04.840 --> 00:09:09.440 Someone better go guard that. But the United States Secret 156 00:09:09.480 --> 00:09:17.919 Service didn't. How's that possible? Honestly, the ask was about 157 00:09:17.919 --> 00:09:21.039 the Secret Service agents. This took place outside of Obama's home, 158 00:09:22.159 --> 00:09:25.000 Barack Obama's former president of the United States of America. 159 00:09:25.360 --> 00:09:27.759 How many people do you think want to murder Barack Obama? 160 00:09:27.879 --> 00:09:31.799 Foreign and domestic. Make a lot of enemies when you're president. 161 00:09:33.039 --> 00:09:37.919 So we task Secret Service to protect his life. And 162 00:09:37.960 --> 00:09:39.960 as much as I hate Barack Obama, I hope his 163 00:09:40.000 --> 00:09:41.679 life is protected. I don't want him to die. I 164 00:09:41.679 --> 00:09:45.000 don't want any harm to come to him, and so 165 00:09:45.080 --> 00:09:47.440 we automatically get that image in our head that there's 166 00:09:47.480 --> 00:09:50.080 that strapping dude in a suit standing out in front 167 00:09:50.080 --> 00:09:53.480 of Obama's mansion, ready to take on any any and 168 00:09:53.519 --> 00:09:56.720 all comers. Ah, there's some crazy g hotty. Don't worry, 169 00:09:56.799 --> 00:09:59.480 he'll probably use some jiu jitsu want him. That's not 170 00:09:59.519 --> 00:10:02.960 who's there all. It's a bunch of diversity hires packed 171 00:10:03.000 --> 00:10:04.759 it full of a bunch of women who can't shoot, 172 00:10:04.799 --> 00:10:09.679 can't holster their weapon, probably sleeping with the supervisor. Workplace drama, 173 00:10:10.120 --> 00:10:13.919 and they get in a physical altercation in the driveway. 174 00:10:14.480 --> 00:10:19.639 That's what happens with diversity. It is the Jesse Kelly 175 00:10:19.759 --> 00:10:25.600 Show on a Fantastic Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday 176 00:10:25.639 --> 00:10:29.559 as we turned through all the news and okay, so 177 00:10:29.600 --> 00:10:32.799 I'm going to address what I'm going to call a 178 00:10:32.919 --> 00:10:38.000 rumor out there right now. There are it's a rumor 179 00:10:38.039 --> 00:10:40.720 coming from fairly reliable sources, but I don't know if 180 00:10:40.720 --> 00:10:45.279 it's true or not. Elon Musk did a big oval 181 00:10:45.360 --> 00:10:48.960 office thing with Trump today where Trump gave him a 182 00:10:49.080 --> 00:10:51.960 golden key to the White House, which is hilarious. That's 183 00:10:52.000 --> 00:10:54.279 the most Trump thing I've ever heard, but Trump was 184 00:10:54.279 --> 00:10:57.879 publicly thanking him for his service, and Elon's kind of 185 00:10:57.879 --> 00:11:00.559 stepping away, and he's going back to test and he's 186 00:11:00.679 --> 00:11:03.559 moving on, and we know that he's frustrated and that 187 00:11:03.600 --> 00:11:08.480 we have all we understand all that. But Elon Musk 188 00:11:09.240 --> 00:11:13.919 had some sort of an eye injury. I would call 189 00:11:13.960 --> 00:11:15.960 it a black eye. It was kind of on the side. 190 00:11:16.000 --> 00:11:18.000 I've had a black eye like that before when I 191 00:11:18.039 --> 00:11:20.360 got hit the wrong way, So I guess it's a 192 00:11:20.399 --> 00:11:24.759 black eye. And there is a lot of reporting out 193 00:11:24.799 --> 00:11:31.879 there that Elon Musk got in a physical altercation over 194 00:11:31.919 --> 00:11:36.080 the government cuts or lack thereof, with Scott Piscent. You 195 00:11:36.080 --> 00:11:39.440 know who, Scott Pisent is, the treachery Secretary. Elon came 196 00:11:39.519 --> 00:11:43.279 in and in one hundred days did some very important work. 197 00:11:43.759 --> 00:11:49.320 And you know, I characterize two principles. Okay, you got it, 198 00:11:49.320 --> 00:11:52.639 Scott Persent. And people were trying to make a lot 199 00:11:52.679 --> 00:11:54.759 of this, and they're making a lot of it for 200 00:11:54.799 --> 00:12:01.480 two reasons. One, people love gossip. They just love it. 201 00:12:02.039 --> 00:12:05.080 You should avoid that, I should note, but it is 202 00:12:05.120 --> 00:12:09.080 something humanity has always loved. It's not unique to America 203 00:12:09.200 --> 00:12:13.440 or our modern era. People love to traffic and gossip, 204 00:12:13.799 --> 00:12:16.840 especially when it's about the rich and the powerful. Oh 205 00:12:16.919 --> 00:12:20.039 did you hear he's got a drug problem? Did you hear? 206 00:12:20.120 --> 00:12:22.120 I heard they got a fight behind Did you like? 207 00:12:22.200 --> 00:12:25.440 People love that stuff. There's a reason when you're in 208 00:12:25.480 --> 00:12:29.519 the grocery market. When you're in the grocery market, the 209 00:12:29.559 --> 00:12:33.440 grocery store, we're in the supermarket, waiting at the checkout line. 210 00:12:33.639 --> 00:12:37.840 All the magazines, virtually all of them are women's gossip magazines. Oh, 211 00:12:37.879 --> 00:12:41.320 the latest and the split between whoever you got it. 212 00:12:42.159 --> 00:12:45.519 That's one of the reasons people love it. Another reason 213 00:12:45.600 --> 00:12:49.279 people get interested in this stuff is they think of 214 00:12:49.360 --> 00:12:54.440 physical altercation between men is the end of the world. 215 00:12:55.000 --> 00:12:58.480 It's all. It's oftentimes treated like that by people who've 216 00:12:58.519 --> 00:13:03.080 never been in physical altercations at all. And I'm here 217 00:13:03.120 --> 00:13:07.200 to tell you a it's not a great look when 218 00:13:07.240 --> 00:13:11.519 you're that age. Look. It's understandable when you're fifteen, it's 219 00:13:11.600 --> 00:13:15.399 understandable when you're ten, it's even understandable when you're twenty five. 220 00:13:16.679 --> 00:13:21.519 Well about the time you hit your thirties, definitely, when 221 00:13:21.519 --> 00:13:25.159 you hit your forties, and most definitely when you're in 222 00:13:25.200 --> 00:13:28.840 your fifties and sixties, you do what you have to 223 00:13:28.879 --> 00:13:32.759 do when the situation arises. But if I have my way, 224 00:13:32.960 --> 00:13:36.000 I will never punch another human being again in my life. 225 00:13:36.080 --> 00:13:39.919 I have received my last punch and delivered my last 226 00:13:39.960 --> 00:13:42.639 punch if I have my way. At some point you 227 00:13:42.639 --> 00:13:48.600 should probably set that aside. However, men are not women. 228 00:13:50.080 --> 00:13:52.559 I'm not saying it's in any way better, but I'm 229 00:13:52.600 --> 00:13:57.120 also not saying it's in any way worse. Sometimes with men, 230 00:13:57.960 --> 00:14:04.559 when egos get fired up, testosterone gets fired up. Sometimes 231 00:14:05.759 --> 00:14:09.480 it can get physical, and it's not the end of 232 00:14:09.519 --> 00:14:14.759 the world. It's really not. If all that turns out 233 00:14:14.799 --> 00:14:17.399 to be true, and we may never know, but if 234 00:14:17.440 --> 00:14:20.440 all that turns out to be true, and Elon Musk 235 00:14:20.480 --> 00:14:23.639 and Scott perssent with throwing hands in the Oval office 236 00:14:23.759 --> 00:14:29.799 something like that, Okay, I've told you before. I when 237 00:14:29.840 --> 00:14:34.799 you have a bunch of type AMN involved in the 238 00:14:34.879 --> 00:14:39.000 same kind of project, Type A. Men are used to 239 00:14:39.679 --> 00:14:43.440 giving orders and having orders followed. They have ideas of 240 00:14:43.480 --> 00:14:46.039 where they want something to go. They give orders, they 241 00:14:46.080 --> 00:14:49.000 want it done, and most of their lives has been 242 00:14:49.039 --> 00:14:52.840 people doing it. Scott Percent, that's been his life, and 243 00:14:52.960 --> 00:14:56.600 not some lackey. Scott Percent's a big shot. Elon Musk 244 00:14:57.159 --> 00:15:00.200 richest man in the world. I don't know what know 245 00:15:00.200 --> 00:15:01.960 how many companies he has. It's a lot of them. 246 00:15:02.000 --> 00:15:04.240 I think he has like twelve or thirteen. It's a 247 00:15:04.279 --> 00:15:07.240 lot of them. Elon Musk has a bunch of people 248 00:15:07.279 --> 00:15:10.600 at his command. He's used to saying jump and legions 249 00:15:10.600 --> 00:15:14.879 of people saying haw hi. Donald Trump, he's the freaking 250 00:15:14.960 --> 00:15:20.120 billionaire real estate mogul, former and current President of the 251 00:15:20.200 --> 00:15:23.519 United States of America, got a big ego, Like all 252 00:15:23.600 --> 00:15:26.240 all those other guys were talking about. Trump is used 253 00:15:26.279 --> 00:15:29.399 to giving an order and having an order followed. And 254 00:15:29.440 --> 00:15:33.519 there's more, right, there's more in this administration. Marco Rubio, 255 00:15:33.559 --> 00:15:36.960 remember we report, We didn't report. Someone else reported it, 256 00:15:37.000 --> 00:15:40.039 but we talked about that story of Rubio and Elon 257 00:15:40.200 --> 00:15:44.360 allegedly allegedly got into it in a really bad way 258 00:15:44.679 --> 00:15:47.600 where they're arguing back were Rubio's the United States senator 259 00:15:47.639 --> 00:15:51.720 from Florida. Senators have stafford more staffers than you can imagine. 260 00:15:52.399 --> 00:15:58.200 Rubio is used to giving orders, having disorders followed. When 261 00:15:58.240 --> 00:16:00.039 you get a bunch of guys like that in the 262 00:16:00.080 --> 00:16:04.320 same room, on the same team, they're going to disagree. 263 00:16:05.000 --> 00:16:08.000 Maybe maybe they had one too many cocktails. Maybe I 264 00:16:08.000 --> 00:16:11.360 don't know, maybe it escalated to a point where it 265 00:16:11.399 --> 00:16:14.159 got physical. Again, I'm not recommending it and I'm not 266 00:16:14.279 --> 00:16:17.840 celebrating it, but it also ate the end of the world. 267 00:16:18.320 --> 00:16:21.960 They probably shook hands this morning, had a morning beer 268 00:16:22.039 --> 00:16:24.919 over the whole thing and called it a day. Let's 269 00:16:24.919 --> 00:16:28.480 not stress about it, Let's move on. It is the 270 00:16:28.840 --> 00:16:33.720 Jesse Kelly Show on eight Friday. Remember you could email 271 00:16:33.799 --> 00:16:37.399 the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So Jewish 272 00:16:37.440 --> 00:16:40.840 producer Chris has given me crap about saying Elon Musk 273 00:16:40.840 --> 00:16:43.679 and Scott Pissent probably had a morning beer and worked 274 00:16:43.679 --> 00:16:47.360 it out. Listen. I wasn't encouraging anybody to have a 275 00:16:47.399 --> 00:16:50.519 morning beer. That's not what I was saying. I was 276 00:16:51.639 --> 00:16:54.200 Maybe I misspoke, but I was thinking, you wake up 277 00:16:54.200 --> 00:16:57.159 the next day, as happened to me. Before you wake 278 00:16:57.240 --> 00:17:00.440 up the next day, you don't really want to say 279 00:17:00.519 --> 00:17:04.079 sorry because your dudes and you don't want to say sorry, 280 00:17:04.160 --> 00:17:08.319 and he doesn't want to say sorry. And so when 281 00:17:08.359 --> 00:17:12.240 you say, hey, man, let's go get a beer, you 282 00:17:12.279 --> 00:17:15.759 know what that is? That's you saying sorry and he's 283 00:17:15.759 --> 00:17:20.839 saying sorry. What Chris was I in the desert at 284 00:17:20.880 --> 00:17:29.279 the time. Yeah, absolutely, yes, yes, on occasion. Look, it 285 00:17:29.279 --> 00:17:31.039 doesn't have to be beer. It can be a t 286 00:17:31.519 --> 00:17:34.920 or something like that. I just meant they probably already 287 00:17:34.920 --> 00:17:40.480 made up. Dudes oftentimes make up after they trade hands 288 00:17:40.480 --> 00:17:43.920 with somebody. It's how we're built. It looks completely foreign 289 00:17:44.000 --> 00:17:46.640 to ladies and people who've never been in a fight, 290 00:17:46.920 --> 00:17:49.759 but that's just how it is. Jesse. You talk about 291 00:17:49.799 --> 00:17:53.440 importance of primary voting. What's the use in primary voting 292 00:17:53.440 --> 00:17:56.880 when there's only one name to choose Virginia governor primaries 293 00:17:56.920 --> 00:17:59.079 in June, there's only one name on the ballots or 294 00:17:59.119 --> 00:18:02.640 on so forth. What is this and how can ordinary 295 00:18:02.720 --> 00:18:06.400 working people change it? Both political parties seem to be 296 00:18:06.440 --> 00:18:11.200 working together to select the officeholders. I am not going 297 00:18:11.240 --> 00:18:14.279 to say you're wrong about what the parties do. What 298 00:18:14.319 --> 00:18:17.279 the political parties do, how they do get involved, and 299 00:18:17.319 --> 00:18:19.680 they do put their finger on the scale, and they 300 00:18:19.720 --> 00:18:22.480 do push money in resources to the one they want, 301 00:18:22.559 --> 00:18:25.519 and they'll try to starve out the outsider. I know this. 302 00:18:25.599 --> 00:18:28.200 It happened to me. Remember I told you I faced 303 00:18:28.279 --> 00:18:32.240 exactly that mountain when I ran for Congress in Arizona. 304 00:18:32.680 --> 00:18:37.720 The establishment GOP put everything against me in that primary. 305 00:18:37.799 --> 00:18:40.519 All the money, all the everything, we had nothing scraping 306 00:18:40.559 --> 00:18:42.720 to get by. So I get it. I know what 307 00:18:42.720 --> 00:18:50.440 you're saying is true. However, normal people don't get involved. 308 00:18:52.279 --> 00:18:59.599 Oftentimes normal people don't get involved. They leave politics to 309 00:18:59.720 --> 00:19:03.640 the evil people who do the selecting. And then they 310 00:19:03.680 --> 00:19:08.440 sit back and say, why does everything suck? Everything sucks 311 00:19:08.839 --> 00:19:14.559 because idiots in losers and horrible people occupy political office. 312 00:19:15.160 --> 00:19:22.559 Why because good people don't run. Good people don't run. Now, 313 00:19:23.279 --> 00:19:25.680 oftentimes good people don't run. There are good people who do, 314 00:19:25.799 --> 00:19:28.839 and good people who are elected, who've been elected. Good 315 00:19:28.920 --> 00:19:32.960 people think to themselves, I don't have time, and maybe 316 00:19:32.960 --> 00:19:36.160 you don't, but maybe you do. They think I don't 317 00:19:36.160 --> 00:19:39.359 have money. Okay, I didn't have any money when I ran. 318 00:19:39.640 --> 00:19:42.640 Gotta go raise it, got to go ask people for money. Hey, 319 00:19:42.640 --> 00:19:46.079 put five bucks in an envelope. Need some money. Good 320 00:19:46.200 --> 00:19:50.119 people think they're not qualified. I get that all the 321 00:19:50.200 --> 00:19:56.039 time from people. You look at government officials, state, local, federal, 322 00:19:56.200 --> 00:19:58.359 and they have suits on them. They even have oftentimes 323 00:19:58.359 --> 00:20:00.480 little pins to make sure they may make sure you 324 00:20:00.559 --> 00:20:02.799 know that they're super important. And look at that they 325 00:20:02.880 --> 00:20:07.119 have a staff and they're using all these words big words. 326 00:20:07.200 --> 00:20:09.079 Haven't you heard a bunch of big words lately when 327 00:20:09.079 --> 00:20:11.079 it comes to the bill? Oh, after all, we have 328 00:20:11.119 --> 00:20:14.920 to go through reconciliation, and then there's discretionary versus non discretionary. 329 00:20:14.960 --> 00:20:16.519 And if you look at the budget caps and the 330 00:20:16.599 --> 00:20:18.640 high yields, and they use all these words, and you're 331 00:20:18.640 --> 00:20:20.720 thinking to yourself, well, I don't even know what any 332 00:20:20.720 --> 00:20:23.720 of those words mean. I can't run for office. I'm 333 00:20:23.759 --> 00:20:26.680 not super smart and educated like that guy. Have met 334 00:20:26.680 --> 00:20:30.359 all these people. They're all morons, all of them, well 335 00:20:30.440 --> 00:20:32.359 not all of them, but most of them are complete 336 00:20:32.400 --> 00:20:37.720 and other morons. You're completely qualified, completely qualified, Chris, or 337 00:20:37.839 --> 00:20:42.359 maybe not Chris, but most people are qualified. Run for office, 338 00:20:43.200 --> 00:20:45.720 not governor of Virginia. You can if you want, but 339 00:20:46.400 --> 00:20:51.240 run for office. We need you, not another one of them. 340 00:20:51.720 --> 00:20:56.720 We need you. Normal people don't run in Normal people 341 00:20:57.480 --> 00:21:02.240 can defeat the establishment. It can happen, because it's happened 342 00:21:02.440 --> 00:21:06.000 many many many times before, many times before. Did it 343 00:21:06.000 --> 00:21:08.079 myself with a whole lot of help, keep in mind, 344 00:21:08.160 --> 00:21:11.319 but I did it myself. Regarding your Memorial Day program, 345 00:21:12.680 --> 00:21:15.519 I read some time ago that shortly after President Reagan 346 00:21:15.599 --> 00:21:19.680 was elected, he tried to get the remaining Vietnam POW's released, 347 00:21:20.240 --> 00:21:23.640 and all Vietnam wanted was money. Do you believe there 348 00:21:23.680 --> 00:21:28.599 were any POWs that never returned home. This is a 349 00:21:28.640 --> 00:21:34.839 subject that I hesitate to touch on because I know 350 00:21:35.079 --> 00:21:38.920 for a fact there are people listening who have somebody 351 00:21:38.960 --> 00:21:42.759 who's currently missing an action. And maybe you're rolling your 352 00:21:42.759 --> 00:21:45.839 eyes at that and saying, oh gosh, Jesse, it's Vietnam. 353 00:21:46.480 --> 00:21:50.039 If we're talking about a Vietnam MIA guy, Jesse, it's Vietnam. 354 00:21:50.440 --> 00:21:54.799 They're dead by now. Yeah, but the pain is still 355 00:21:54.839 --> 00:22:02.240 there and not having that closure it really hurts people. 356 00:22:02.599 --> 00:22:06.400 It hurts bad. Those those Pow MIA flags you see, 357 00:22:06.400 --> 00:22:08.839 people find I love those flags. It's a way to remember. 358 00:22:10.119 --> 00:22:14.200 I will say this about most POWs, though most m 359 00:22:14.279 --> 00:22:17.720 I A pow m I I'm emerging the two worlds. 360 00:22:18.480 --> 00:22:21.200 The m i A the missing in action classified as 361 00:22:21.279 --> 00:22:26.519 missing missing in action on occasion, Yes, that's somebody who 362 00:22:26.559 --> 00:22:30.960 has been captured. But almost all of those guys, the 363 00:22:31.079 --> 00:22:34.319 vast majority of the m i as are dead people. 364 00:22:35.119 --> 00:22:39.720 They're dead people who, for one reason or another, the 365 00:22:39.720 --> 00:22:44.519 body couldn't be recovered without the body, without a confirmation 366 00:22:44.680 --> 00:22:48.400 of death. You have to list them as missing an 367 00:22:48.400 --> 00:22:51.759 action at least for some time. And look, this is 368 00:22:52.720 --> 00:22:56.880 on Guadalcanal. We had guys eaten by crocodiles during the 369 00:22:56.960 --> 00:22:59.200 World War. World War two in the Pacific, we had guys. 370 00:22:59.240 --> 00:23:01.160 I've read one story wry about. I think it was army. 371 00:23:01.440 --> 00:23:04.960 Army guys just down by the water, soaping up dudes 372 00:23:04.960 --> 00:23:10.160 in the water. Croc takes him, gone, goodbye. What do 373 00:23:10.200 --> 00:23:12.880 you do with that? And and I don't want to 374 00:23:12.880 --> 00:23:15.839 be too forward about this. I know how rude I 375 00:23:15.880 --> 00:23:20.400 can be. Sometimes the bodies are blown to bits. They 376 00:23:20.440 --> 00:23:24.400 are You ever read World War One stories, you'll know this. 377 00:23:24.720 --> 00:23:27.880 We talked about it about the World War One Italian campaign, 378 00:23:27.880 --> 00:23:33.319 but it was on every front. Artillery is an amazing thing. 379 00:23:33.920 --> 00:23:38.480 Artillery can kill you without a piece of shrapnel touching you. 380 00:23:39.039 --> 00:23:44.480 Just the concussion can kill you. But think about all 381 00:23:44.599 --> 00:23:51.039 the explosive material and shrapnel in the air. Artillery shells 382 00:23:51.799 --> 00:23:57.160 will decimate a human body. And guys in the trenches 383 00:23:57.720 --> 00:24:01.880 would be digging trenches, feelings and bags, and you find 384 00:24:01.920 --> 00:24:04.880 someone's hand and you don't even know whose it is, 385 00:24:05.680 --> 00:24:13.240 somebody's head, somebody's foot that it lands and he's just gone. 386 00:24:13.359 --> 00:24:17.039 And plus they don't think that somebody's watching the whole time. 387 00:24:17.039 --> 00:24:19.279 Maybe you're sitting there thinking, well, yeah, well someone saw 388 00:24:19.359 --> 00:24:24.240 the artillery shell. No, it's so loud and confusing with 389 00:24:24.359 --> 00:24:27.960 things going on all around you. No, you don't see 390 00:24:28.000 --> 00:24:30.880 everything at all. You're looking one way, you turn around, 391 00:24:30.920 --> 00:24:34.160 there was an explosion. Your buddy's gone, but his boot's 392 00:24:34.200 --> 00:24:37.000 still there, and you never see him again. That's how 393 00:24:37.039 --> 00:24:42.160 it goes with regards to the Vietnamese POW's. We know 394 00:24:42.359 --> 00:24:49.640 they kept POW's. We know that. I I hope they died. 395 00:24:49.759 --> 00:24:52.559 To be honest with you, at some point in time, 396 00:24:53.279 --> 00:24:56.759 if you're kept in these terrible conditions, and Vietnam was, 397 00:24:57.079 --> 00:24:59.000 they really wanted to keep it quiet. They didn't want 398 00:24:59.000 --> 00:25:01.279 to advertise that the world they still held our guys. 399 00:25:01.799 --> 00:25:03.880 So where do they drag them? You drag them out 400 00:25:04.079 --> 00:25:09.400 to the jungle where you can't be observed. I hope 401 00:25:09.400 --> 00:25:11.640