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Speaker 2: It is Rob from Softcore History and I just want

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Speaker 1: Welcome to Softcore History. What is up?

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Speaker 2: Welcome back to Softcore History on Paytreon. I am your

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host for the week, Rob Fox. As always, I'm joined

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by Jake Goldman and Dan Regster. Any new boys, not

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bad man? How are you all right? All right?

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Speaker 3: Thanks for having us? Uh, how you feeling? First episode?

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You were kind of having a bit of a spaz

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with the coughs.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I got a little ranch water down the wrong hole,

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your buttthole? You butt chugging? You butt chugging ranch waters

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are dubs, man. It's so funny that you say that

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butt chugging because we're kind of talking about butt chugging today. Really, yeah,

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what do you mean kind of it's yes, No, it's

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very binary butt chugging. Well, we'll get it. We'll get

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to that.

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Speaker 2: So I joked in the episode on Monday that I I, uh,

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you guys are like, oh, I keep you keep getting

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your topics from the discord that we have for Patreon members.

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You can check it out.

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Speaker 3: Yess a joke joking about that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that you guys are just now letting the fucking

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you know for you about the people that listen to

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the show. Yeah, it's for requests. But I'm a man

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of work ethic. I use man of honor, yes, a

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man of work ethic. Yes, I used chat GPT. So

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right the whole episode, no, no, no, no, So I want.

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I was like, let's see how it does. I honestly,

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I was just like, let's see how it does. And

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I was thinking maybe I would do a list this week,

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a little listical of lesser known bizarre medical practices from history. Okay,

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so I tell chat GPT, I asked them, I say, hey,

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what can you tell? Give me a list of twenty

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bizarre medical practices from history? And I was just gonna

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I was gonna have to do my own research on it, basically,

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like but I just wondered because I like.

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Speaker 1: You did with COVID, you had to do your own research.

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H yeah, yeah, or like nine eleven, you gotta do

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your own research, you do.

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Speaker 2: Those towers fell faster than gravity. I think George Bush

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opened a black.

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Speaker 1: Hole beneath Many people believe it was a sonic ritual

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to open a portal.

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Speaker 3: You know, it's weirdly a nine to eleven conspiracy theorist me,

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Rosie o'donald.

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Speaker 2: I could see it. That makes sense to me. Don't

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trust the government, that's her words. Sure, great, thanks Rosie. Yeah, wonderful.

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She was on the view.

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Speaker 3: Out nine eleven conspiracies.

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Speaker 2: It was great.

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Speaker 1: Do you remember the little coushballs she'd shoot a people

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on her little show. No, it was like she like

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made those.

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Speaker 2: I never mind. Rosie o'donnald was the first Ellen DeGeneres,

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like she has some stupid daytime talk show. Trump. She

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was a big old whipping post for Trump too. For

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Speaker 1: He mentioned her in the first presidential debate against Clinton.

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I think, yeah, it was like, wait, why are we

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even talking about that. That was the point where I

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was just like, God, damn it, I hate everything so much.

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Speaker 3: But anyway, I love when she has a feud with

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Larry David Curb.

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Speaker 1: God, I forget about that too. Rosie o'donnald is like

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such a non person now.

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Speaker 2: And she was mad. She was, Yeah, she was, she was.

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Speaker 1: She was great in the league of their own. All right,

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that's all said, she was. That was the best word. Actually,

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Harriet the Spy was pretty good too. Yeah, that's fair.

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I'll carry it. The Spy she had a moment.

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Speaker 2: But so I asked chat GPTA said, hey, give me

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twenty bizarre medical practices from history. And I'm looking down

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the list and I'm like, all right, i'll find a

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few good ones. We'll do a B and C. The

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first one that catches my eye I start doing research

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on immediately before I even continue the list, and very

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quickly I think two things. One, oh wow, this can

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be its entire own episode. I don't even need the

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rest of this list. And two, about halfway through writing this,

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you guys are this way when you're doing a Patreon episode,

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where you're like, fuck, I kind of wish I was

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doing this on the main. Yeah, just because it's like

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I wish as many people as possible could hear about

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what I'm about to tell people about it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, not that we don't love you more, I care

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about the people that pay us.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you deserve of this more than the fucking poor people,

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the poors who listen to the main. So in that respect,

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you know, Yes.

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Speaker 1: The ghost followers as I would like to refer to them, Yes,

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they're not real softies. No, they're just there. They're just

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there getting us paid. But these people are paid like us.

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You know, ex girlfriend or ex girlfriend's new boyfriend, just

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kind of lurking on your social media.

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Speaker 3: Just checking me out, just popping in here and there.

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Speaker 1: You've used your LinkedIn by mistake, doesn't realize he's not

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in private mode. It's like, dude, I know you just looked.

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Speaker 2: I know you fucking looked at it. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, I found this more to.

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Speaker 3: Connect when a network network just like you do it, bro,

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I found this one, and.

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Speaker 1: Holy shit, it became an entire episode. So today it's

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about but choking.

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Speaker 2: We are talking about the history of tobacco smoke and amas.

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Oh I actually know about this, do you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they used to use Billows to blow tobacco smoke

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up people's assholes eventually.

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Speaker 2: Oh, there's a different way it started. I can't wait

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for this.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Um yeah, we're not even really talking about the Billows.

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Oh damn, Okay, I know nothing about this, and I

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thought that was pretty much. I was like, how are

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you gonna squeeze this into an whole episode? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so today, Yeah, we're talking about tobacco smoke animas,

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and there are many uses to.

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Speaker 1: Hard quote unquote heal people. Hell yeah, perfect, Jake, bring

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it back. Have you shoved your fucking vape up your ass?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Uh, it's called the tobacco smoke nima, not a

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tobacco vapor enema.

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Speaker 2: Mm you fuck. I feel like the vapor would be

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more effective though.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just you gotta puck her harder. Yeah, because

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you got a drop hooker on your escobar brother or

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your jewel escobars would be perfect for shoving up your butt.

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Speaker 2: They are perfectly shaped.

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Speaker 1: For that depends well, depends on your asshole as both. No,

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it doesn'tay round. They're a little round robot dick.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, but what if you just have a pretty

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big asshole.

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Speaker 1: It's just constantly open. Yeah, asshole, I imagine you don't

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have a lot of friends because you just wreak. The

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pits of your intestines are leaking out. I don't think

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people walk around with a gaping asshole, dude. I think

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you're wrong. I think a lot of people walk around

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with gaping assholes, just like with a gauge. I believe

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thirty five percent of the population right now is walking

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around with a butt plug thirty five huh thirty five?

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Is that like her seventy percent? So he thinks people

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he thinks on their bachelor parties, thinks one hundred million

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Americans have a butt pluck in right at all times. Yeah,

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that would just that's like the amount of men that

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are in the US.

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Speaker 3: Also, what where are you getting your numbers from? I

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said thirty five percent.

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Speaker 1: There's three hundred and thirty million Americans. That would be

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one hundred million people. That's math is where I'm getting

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my numbers from. Literal fucking maths. Doesn't sound right, he said,

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basically one third thirty thirty three. So if somebody on

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the set has a butt plug in right now, I'm

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looking at you, Jake, you want.

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Speaker 2: To come look at my asshole. I think we do

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need to inspect each other's assholes. You show me yours first.

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Speaker 3: You don't want to go up there?

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Speaker 2: Why is there a butt plug in it?

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Speaker 1: I have crowns that makes him oh all thick smokes

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screen from mister Peter. If there's one person here that

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would need to plug their ass, yeah, you you have

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a butt plug to plug your butt.

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Speaker 3: It's not to plug the ass, it's for pleasure.

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Speaker 1: Well you don't have a functional butt plug?

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Speaker 2: People?

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Speaker 1: Can you know? Work and pleasure can be well.

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Speaker 3: Rob already bought the foxtail version.

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Speaker 1: You should have a little foxed just shake it around.

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Courtney's just really into fox play. That's why you're married.

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You the name kind of you'd be surprised. Uh, anyway,

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you guess the matching foxtails.

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Speaker 2: Don't worry about that, Okay, don't worry about our fox play.

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I actually we do Sonic the Hedgehog place put three

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foxtails in me tails. That's funny, man. I bet she

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likes knuckles too, get it? Yeah, because fists who is knuckles?

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Speaker 1: And I don't know?

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Speaker 2: Actually also, actually tails has two tails. I'm sorry, I've

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been doing it wrong. I'm gonna just scream at Courtney

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for making me.

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Speaker 1: Push freaking me canonically and correct. Yeah, it's only two.

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I'm only supposed to have two of these foxtail butt

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plugs in my asshole. Which one was the guy from

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uh Westworld and sex Drive?

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Speaker 2: What's his name? He was in the Sonic movie? Oh,

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James Marston.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, James Marrison is in it too. I know I'll

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never see it. I know, and I only know that

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because he's injury duty talking about it. Oh yeah, yeah,

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I've heard about that show. It's supposed to be good,

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but I don't want to talk about that. Lets me talk.

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Speaker 2: About the butts blowing smoke up your asshole. God damn it.

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Speaker 1: So your favorite thing.

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Speaker 2: Tobacco's medicinal use is nothing new. Native Americans used it

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to treat in sect bites, fevers, burns, and uh, extremely counterintuitively, asthma.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, seems like it didn't wouldn't work. It could clean

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up the asthma just gives you COPD instead. I guess. Yeah,

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uh this apparently sometimes I don't. It doesn't say what

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they did it for, because like insect bites, I think

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it was they would put the tobacco on Yeah, like

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a balve.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, burns. I imagine the same way.

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I don't know what the asthma was, probably smoke fever

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that might have been smoked to but anyway, they don't

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say specifically what they blew smoke up assholes for, but

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they did blow smoke up assholes.

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 2: And this once tobacco made its way to the New

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World thanks to uh, Sir Walter Raleigh and his hot

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wife Pocahontas who he cucked John Smith from or whatever

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friend of the show I suppose in a way front

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of the show John's Yeah, tobacco became big, and you

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tobacco as medicine came big in Europe.

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Speaker 1: I want to know what it was like for the

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first white dude, just white dude, like you know, like

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you and me type dude, just take a big old

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drag of Native American pure tobacco.

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Speaker 2: And they probably inhale it right. I mean it gets you,

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like insta buzz.

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Speaker 1: Your buddy put pack in his first lip. It's seventh

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or eighth grade, accidentally swallowing, getting sick, being lightheaded, having

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to lay on the ground, Like I need more of

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that please. I just want to see, like what a

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forty year old looks like when they first tried tobacco,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And now, granted these people a lot, I guarantee

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you the first people to try tobacco largely uh if

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they were you know, colonists in the in the New World,

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violent drunks. Yeah, they had a high tolerance for poison

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to an extent. Different poison certainly, but I'm just saying

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Speaker 1: Oh totally. But like, think about it. These people were

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drinking for so long without any sort of nicotine. Oh

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my god, can you imagine the first time you drink

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and then smoke. Oh, like like the Indians, we're not

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doing that either. Didn't really have alcohol, Yeah, I don't

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think maybe the maybe the Mayans and aspects did, but

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North American Indians really didn't.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Once again another great invention, drinking and smoking brought to

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you by white people.

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Speaker 2: Little butter and jelly baby. Yeah no, first off, no, no, no,

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that is culture is combining. That is cultures combining. Right,

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It's like tex mex. Yeah, but poison the best kind,

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the funnest. Ironically, both give you diarrheas, so they can. Yeah.

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So eventually this came to Europe, and in Europe they

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were like, what can we use tobacco to cure? You

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know what ailment? Can we use this tobacco smoke and

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specifically the tobacco enema, which we have learned from the

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Native Americans to cure? What could a tobacco enema cure?

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And then they thought, I know what it can cure.

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Be in a bitch kind of drowning.

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Speaker 1: Like the chull someone out of the river. Blow smoke

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up is as quick it'll get yes, yeah, yeah, the

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smoke will clear out the water from the lung. Oh

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my god, is this where the term blows. I'm not

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just blowing smoke up your ass.

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Speaker 2: So I couldn't actually find if a was connected.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, The answer is yes, probably because it

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doesn't actually do anything.

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Speaker 2: It's not right actually good for you, Like you think

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you're helping me, but you're just blowing smoke up my ass.

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That's probably where it comes from.

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Speaker 1: Has so um.

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Speaker 2: Essentially what happened is, uh, they'd been using tobacco enemas

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for revival, including drowning rival for a while, but English

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doctors William Hawes and Thomas Cogan.

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Speaker 1: They kind of really really mainstreamed the idea to turn

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assholes into chimneys in seventeen seventy four. What they founded

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this is this is so funny. They founded the Institution

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for Affording Immediate Relief to Persons apparently dead from drowning.

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Wait that's the name of the institute.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and it went on to later be the Royal

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Humane Society, which still exists today so and is run

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by King Charles the third.

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Speaker 1: Royal He means Society has its founding and people researching

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blowing smoke up your ass not researching it, doing it.

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Doing is research? Yeah, yeah, fair enough. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: The Royal Humanciety Day, which still exists at awards doctors.

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You know who got an award from the Royal Humane Society,

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Ram Stoker for Jacula.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: But the Royal Anxiety to Day exists and it awards doctors.

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It's a big medical uh charity essentially, it's run by

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the King, formerly the Queen, now the King and it

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started literally with these two doctors founding it to research

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blowing smoke up people's assholes. That's how one of the

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most important medical charities in the United Kingdom started. That's fantastic,

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that's how everything should start.

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Speaker 1: Let's go back and see we should actually do an

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episode where how did every charity that currently exist get

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their start? Right? Mothers Against Drunk Driving was actually originally

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an anti temperance society. It was, Oh really, I don't

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know if it was. I don't know if they're a

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modern anti or like not anti te whatever it is.

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Speaker 2: The the woman.

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Speaker 1: That started actually murdered somebody with her vehicle. Yeah, yeah,

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that's what it was. She It was kind of like

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she did though, Like you're not joking, right, because she

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did do that. One of the people, one of the

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high up people in MAD I think, killed someone while

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drunk driving. They're a temperance society.

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Speaker 2: MAD founder d UI, the Irving Texas Place organization. Oh

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she had dewey. Yeah, hold on, she had dewey. Dude,

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I don't know what I'm looking for here, who cares?

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But yeah, so it got founded blown smoke up assholes,

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and to prove that this would work, they offered to

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pay four guineas about one hundred and sixty dollars a

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day to anyone who successfully brought a drowning victim back

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to life by using a tobacco smoke enema.

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Speaker 1: So you tell me if I bring someone to life

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with the tobacco smoke enema, I get four Italians to

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do whatever I want.

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Speaker 2: Yes, ywesome, four guineas yeah sick. In order to test

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the idea that tobacco smoke animals could cure drowning, the

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volunteers volunteers. Either people were gonna get paid or people

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who already working for Society were basically patrolling the Thames

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River in London that people all fell into all the time,

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apparently waiting and ready to blast smoke up the assholes

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of anyone pulled from the river.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't matter how long, like they've just been in the

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river for four months, try it, yeah, try Or the

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guy just like slips falls, not even close to drowning,

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just like above the neck, totally fine. It's like no,

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I'm quite okay, No you need smoke. You gotta pin

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him down, pull his pants down, so we're gonna shove

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this up his ass. Uh.

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Speaker 2: So, half drowned, soaking people were pulled from the Thames,

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barely alive ed were immediately seized upon by these volunteers

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like they're just like pulled from the river, soaking wet,

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cold as fuck like, and the volunteers.

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Speaker 1: Are just like turn them over. Rip they literally rip

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their pants off, put a tube into their asshole, and

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then to pipe inhale from the pipe, put the other

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side of the tube in their mouth and start blowing

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smoke through the tube up into these dudes assholes. It's

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gonna make a joke that he just had this guy

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Vinnie ripping heaters blowing smoke. That's what they were doing,

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literally doing that. That's so funny, Like you think there

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would be some other method for it, but no, it's

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just you gotta get This is how it started.

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Speaker 2: It's secondhand smoke in your butt.

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Speaker 1: And this is what it looks like. Okay, here's a

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picture time. This is such a fancy man. That's also

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like the tobacco smoke edema. That that person that's laying

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down very like artists drying. Oh yeah, very like pleasant

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looking body.

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Speaker 2: This is the device. Ah, yes, of course, the ass tube.

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They asked, Yeah, this is the device.

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Speaker 1: Kind of like a butt hookah. Really it's way too long.

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That's a butt hookah.

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Speaker 3: They're like, yeah, we're not gonna get anywhere near that ass.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't want to do that.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna pop this in and run about ten yards

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behind you, sir. So they believed that the backo smoke

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and ema did two things for the drowning victim. It

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warmed the drowned person and essentially back then they kind

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of believe that, like, you know, cold equals dead, warm,

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warm equals alive. Sure, so you want to warm the

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person up. Second, it stimulated respiration.

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Speaker 1: Huh. That's why they believed. Well, okay, hear me out it.

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Whenever I'm really cold and outside of a bar, I

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kind of always do want a little cigarette because I

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feel like it would make me warmer. You probably think

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it does, yeah, just like you think like whiskey's making

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you warmer when it actually makes you colder. Yeah, because

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you're you're constricting. Yeah you feel warmer though, Yeah, you

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feel warmer. But yeah, so like you're constricting all those

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blood vessels and then maybe you're rapidizing heart rate. It

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makes you breathe more. So I could see the logic there,

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even if it's not true. Yeah, and if all that

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didn't work, you know, then they would try doing.

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Speaker 2: Artificial respiration like a proto CPR.

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Speaker 1: So wait before we try anything, before we try the

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mouth and putting air in the mouth, let blow smoke

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up the asshole. This probably caused deaths to the delay.

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I like to think there's a middle step where it's like,

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all right, the smoke didn't work packetin like they just

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stuff a big old chob.

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Speaker 2: Funny if they just worked like around holes up. So

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it's like first the asshole, you're blowing smoke, and like,

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all right, smoke didn't work in the asshole. H let's

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put warm water into.

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Speaker 1: The pea hole.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, warm water in the pea hole didn't work. Let's,

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I guess blow warm air into the mouth hole.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's just how it happens. Yeah, he's really really

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thriving around or riving around on the ground after the

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warm water in the pea hole. Though, So my just.

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Speaker 2: Might have worked on some people because they were like

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kinda out of it and then something got jammed up

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their asshole, and then smoke got blown up their asshole,

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and they were essentially like imagine if you someone was

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it's like a smelling salt for your asshole, or like

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there's someone passed out unconscious.

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Speaker 1: If you stab them in the leg. They might wake up.

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Mm hmm yeah, no totally. I mean you're boofing nicotine

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like it would get you buzzed.

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Speaker 3: No, No, when you go home and your wife's sleep.

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Speaker 1: See what happens that cigar you didn't get to fully

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smoke the other day, Rob, and you can smoke it

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at all, shove it up. Oh. I was gonna say

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it for my kid, but I was thinking Rob would

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try it, like you know, do your own research.

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Speaker 2: What if it was just like what if we just

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did like a flat liner's thing, like a movie where

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we going where we killed, where we kill ourselves, we

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make ourselves medically dead. But then instead of using defibrillators, all.

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Speaker 1: Right now, light the fucking parliament, Yeah, and get the

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two get the tube like you're just yeah, you just have.

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Speaker 2: Like five cigarettes in your mouth that wants.

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Speaker 1: You go first. Yeah, you you can flat line first. Okay,

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I believe in the So it's fine, it's medicine, Dan,

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it works for me.

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Speaker 2: By the way, the reason that they didn't they weren't

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more into the mouth to mouth resuscitation is because prominent

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British doctor William Hunter called it vulgar gay.

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Speaker 1: He called it gay. It's vulgar. Mouth to mouth is vulgar.

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Put a tube in his butt and blows smoking it, right,

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that is insane.

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Speaker 2: Right, kissing of like kind of kissing another dude, vulgar,

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gay as fuck. So just shove something up his ass

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and then blow stuff into it.

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Speaker 1: That's just funny, well kind of. It's hilarious. Objectively, no

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one can say that's not funny. It's oh, it's hilarious.

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It's objectively funny.

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Speaker 2: So here's an account of one such tobacco smoke enema

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from rescuer Giuseppe Borgie, Oh Jesus Christ, on a night

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in December seventeen seventy one.

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Speaker 1: Giuseppe is a lot of real people. Unfortunately, this was

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popular all over Europe, by the way, just all over Europe.

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Speaker 2: The name Giuseppe.

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Speaker 1: We both really GISEPPI No, probably Italy and maybe like

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a little bit of Switzerland and Croatia or something like

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that of Corsica. Perhaps I assisted the person of Francisco Bond,

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an inhabitant of the parish of San Pantalon, who had

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been pulled out of the Canal of San Silvestro. Everything

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is fucking sand I swear to God half alive and

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foaming at the mouth.

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Speaker 2: He was transferred to the bakery of Madonetta.

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Speaker 1: So they just took him to a bakery when he

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was dying. I guess is this for like you know,

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like the haircut guy would also do leashes.

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Speaker 2: Basically in the parish of San Polo, another fucking sand

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where I put into practice all of the means prescribed

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by the most excellent health magistry, that is to say,

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the introduction of tobacco smoke into the anus, the insuffilation

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of lungs with air massage, and after the repetition of

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these aids started a little bit of recover. So I

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carried out blood letting, which improved things further further. So essentially,

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they found a drowned person foaming at the mouth, they

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brought him to a bakery to smell of croissants. Just

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gets people alive, you know.

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Speaker 1: They jammed a tube up the person's ass, started blowing

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smoke into it while massaging their body, and then once

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they started to come to, they cut them open to

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bleed them out.

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Speaker 2: That actually, what if that was the best hangover cure?

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Speaker 1: Like you just get yeah, like a night on the town,

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you get a little tobacco, smoke in your butt, get

469
00:24:29,039 --> 00:24:30,960
a little massage, bleed a little.

470
00:24:32,599 --> 00:24:35,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, really just kind of be like a sap from

471
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:35,680
the tree.

472
00:24:35,839 --> 00:24:38,799
Speaker 2: Just does that make a tree feel better taking its sap?

473
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:41,599
Get like a little maple tap and uh oh, maple

474
00:24:41,599 --> 00:24:42,599
trees love that ship.

475
00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:46,160
Speaker 1: What if they do? What if it's like it's getting off.

476
00:24:47,079 --> 00:24:50,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like sounding but for a maple tree.

477
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:54,599
Speaker 1: Out just ooze me baby? Is that is it?

478
00:24:55,039 --> 00:24:55,240
Speaker 2: Tree?

479
00:24:55,279 --> 00:24:58,240
Speaker 1: Com is the tree coming? Yeah? It's like, you know,

480
00:24:58,359 --> 00:25:01,839
if a mother can't breastfeed. What if trees they don't?

481
00:25:02,079 --> 00:25:05,039
What if trees don't do like what's that Mark Wahlberg

482
00:25:05,039 --> 00:25:07,880
movie m Night Shovel on the opening the happening? Yes,

483
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:09,319
what if it's what if they don't kill us?

484
00:25:09,359 --> 00:25:10,920
Speaker 2: What if they don't do the happening because they think

485
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:13,480
it's really funny that we dump their g's on our pancakes.

486
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:15,720
Speaker 1: Dude, these guys are freaks.

487
00:25:15,759 --> 00:25:17,200
Speaker 2: Oh, they don't want to kill us because they just

488
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:20,240
get such a kick out of watching us dump their

489
00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:23,160
their loads on our breakfast.

490
00:25:23,279 --> 00:25:25,480
Speaker 1: And when we're eating, it's like it's like for children,

491
00:25:25,599 --> 00:25:29,200
Like we're like, yeah, like these guys are sick.

492
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:34,200
Speaker 2: Speaking of which, my dog's been eating a lot of

493
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:34,920
my cum lately.

494
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:41,640
Speaker 1: Fuck, where's the why do you want to like collaborate

495
00:25:42,319 --> 00:25:46,119
unpacked expand on that? Yeah, sure sure, Uh this is

496
00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:48,920
probably a good time to bring this up. We're talking

497
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:52,920
about loads and the wrong people eating them. Uh yeah.

498
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:56,559
So I jerk off in the shower every morning usually, right, Yeah,

499
00:25:56,559 --> 00:26:00,319
it's a little you know, hard reset, good start to

500
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:03,319
the morning. Yeah, a couple for one of the amen's.

501
00:26:03,319 --> 00:26:08,079
You know, it's for your prostate health. And uh, I

502
00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:11,680
don't have my master bathroom now. It doesn't have like

503
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:14,720
a shower bath combo. It's a dope ass walk in

504
00:26:14,799 --> 00:26:15,680
You've seen it.

505
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:17,759
Speaker 2: It's a nice shower. It's a nice walk in shower,

506
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:21,559
and it's on ground level or whatever.

507
00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:26,440
Speaker 1: And you don't close the door, well does it?

508
00:26:26,559 --> 00:26:28,160
Speaker 2: I do close the door when I'm in there showering.

509
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:30,119
The problem is, and I roughly stand in the same

510
00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:32,519
place every day when I jerk off and come on

511
00:26:32,559 --> 00:26:33,000
the ground.

512
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:38,119
Speaker 1: Um, just do it over the drain like a civilized

513
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:38,680
human being.

514
00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:43,920
Speaker 2: It gets swept up, see like right there, gets swept

515
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:44,559
up in the water.

516
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:49,079
Speaker 3: Sorry, continue, Yeah, you gotta go to the drain and

517
00:26:49,079 --> 00:26:50,240
then stomp it down.

518
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:54,000
Speaker 2: Like spaghetti strain it you know, coming spaghetti. Oh, you

519
00:26:54,039 --> 00:26:56,279
press it through, it's fucking it gets swept up, but

520
00:26:56,359 --> 00:26:58,200
the water it's gone. Oh I'm sorry, I'm thinking of

521
00:26:58,200 --> 00:26:58,400
when you.

522
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:01,119
Speaker 1: In your cum. Yeah.

523
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:04,920
Speaker 2: So what's been happening is we noticed that Leo has

524
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,960
gone into the shower and he's licking this one spot

525
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,440
all the time. And Corny's like, why does he blave

526
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:10,319
on the spot? And then I finally see the spot

527
00:27:10,319 --> 00:27:11,279
he's looking and I was like.

528
00:27:13,039 --> 00:27:16,160
Speaker 1: Oh, it could be any h I was like, Babe,

529
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:17,559
I hate to tell you this, but that's what if

530
00:27:17,559 --> 00:27:21,279
Courtney's doing the same things roughly where the spot too.

531
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:23,599
Both the dogs do like to.

532
00:27:24,039 --> 00:27:27,240
Speaker 2: Look at her underwear or used underwear a lot, which

533
00:27:27,279 --> 00:27:28,799
is disgusting him and going on for years.

534
00:27:28,799 --> 00:27:30,839
Speaker 1: But that's very a very kind of normal, maybe because

535
00:27:30,839 --> 00:27:32,680
it's you. This is the hot cot, you get on

536
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:34,839
the Patreo, you dumping loads in her, you know, maybe

537
00:27:34,839 --> 00:27:38,240
some residue on the underwear. Yeah, so they've been looking

538
00:27:38,279 --> 00:27:39,079
to your coum for long.

539
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:40,480
Speaker 2: That's like a bourbon to them.

540
00:27:40,799 --> 00:27:47,039
Speaker 1: That's like it's courty aged Yeah in a barrel.

541
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:53,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got it should be noted her dad subscribes

542
00:27:53,319 --> 00:27:53,799
this patriot.

543
00:27:55,119 --> 00:27:58,720
Speaker 3: What are the odds, sorry, man, that he listens to everything?

544
00:27:59,079 --> 00:28:01,519
Speaker 1: Does God? I forget about that.

545
00:28:01,839 --> 00:28:05,000
Speaker 2: But yeah, Leo has just been every day that we

546
00:28:05,079 --> 00:28:07,359
leave the bath door open, We're like, where's Leo? And

547
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:09,920
then we go in and we just find him slurping

548
00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:11,000
at that spot.

549
00:28:14,599 --> 00:28:19,160
Speaker 1: Leo, I, that's my favorite. Like just to go into

550
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:22,400
fucking town.

551
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:24,440
Speaker 3: What if that's keeping your dogs alive?

552
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:24,680
Speaker 2: Though?

553
00:28:26,079 --> 00:28:30,720
Speaker 1: Get there? He's fourteen. I think he just gets like younger.

554
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:34,720
It's not helping his hips. I guess I need to

555
00:28:34,759 --> 00:28:35,759
come more. I don't know.

556
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 3: Just go directly to the source.

557
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:46,359
Speaker 1: You know what. Fuck, cut out the middleman. That is

558
00:28:46,359 --> 00:28:48,519
the shower floor. It's the time to cut out the

559
00:28:48,559 --> 00:28:54,559
middle man. Rough Listen, Sharks, I'm not lying to you.

560
00:28:55,160 --> 00:29:00,119
If Courtney somehow found out that me jerking off directly

561
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:03,240
into Leo's mouth would extend his life twenty years before,

562
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:08,319
she'd milk you. Yeah, into that mount, no questions that

563
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:17,359
a little pup light. Oh yeah, fuck smoke animals. Let's

564
00:29:17,359 --> 00:29:19,759
talk about this for a half hour. Yeah, I'm glad

565
00:29:19,759 --> 00:29:21,359
I brought that. I didn't get that off my chest.

566
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:24,680
I was tired of only my family knowing. You know, well,

567
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:26,519
it sounds like it's not really on your chest, it's

568
00:29:26,519 --> 00:29:28,519
more on the floor of the bath. You're right. Yeah,

569
00:29:28,599 --> 00:29:31,559
so Courtney knew well. I told her after. She was like,

570
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:33,519
Leo keeps licking this one spot and I was like,

571
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:44,640
what's uh, yeah, that's that's my spot, my spot, it's mine.

572
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:57,359
Oh God, the things we learn about each other. Of course, personally,

573
00:29:57,440 --> 00:30:00,480
I've learned so much about you and my fucking ten minutes.

574
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:05,240
Christ I mean, you said the fouls.

575
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:09,200
Speaker 2: Well both of you said anything gross, so that I did. Courtney,

576
00:30:09,279 --> 00:30:13,759
he's rhypothetical sparal aging my fucking chiz for the dogs.

577
00:30:14,519 --> 00:30:17,359
Speaker 1: Uh well, she did barrel age my chiz, but it

578
00:30:17,599 --> 00:30:23,920
turned into two children for now. True. We just finally

579
00:30:24,079 --> 00:30:24,839
eating a child.

580
00:30:25,079 --> 00:30:26,920
Speaker 2: He's like, I know what it tastes like before, let

581
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:28,079
me taste it after it's cooked.

582
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:34,160
Speaker 1: This is aged. Yeah, another let's just get back to this.

583
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:38,599
Speaker 2: And here's another story from seventeen forty six of a

584
00:30:38,799 --> 00:30:43,079
revival of a person with the smoke anema who had drowned.

585
00:30:44,599 --> 00:30:47,200
A man's wife was pulled from the water apparently dead

586
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,640
amid much conflicting advice.

587
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:51,960
Speaker 1: So she was pulled and people were like, try this,

588
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:54,720
try that. Put a grape in the mouth, you know

589
00:30:54,759 --> 00:30:57,839
what I mean. I mean trying poor oil in her ears.

590
00:30:58,079 --> 00:31:01,160
I feel like before there was really standardized medicine, there's

591
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:03,519
probably a lot of that and cross Oh my gosh,

592
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:07,960
every fucking mother's everyone chair quarterbacking the corpse.

593
00:31:08,079 --> 00:31:14,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, so everyone's yelling shit, take a shirt up. And

594
00:31:16,319 --> 00:31:17,079
she's laying.

595
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:22,599
Speaker 1: There dead, pulled from the River Thames, and a sailor

596
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:26,799
walks by and he's smoking a pipe and he sees

597
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:33,599
the distressed husband and he's like popeye, you know, like.

598
00:31:33,799 --> 00:31:37,519
Speaker 2: Shove this up her ass.

599
00:31:37,839 --> 00:31:40,839
Speaker 1: The pipe. Yeah, He's like, showed up her ass and

600
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:47,880
then blow on it. Okay, that'll work. Did it well?

601
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:52,400
First a by the way, the husband was like, okay,

602
00:31:53,079 --> 00:31:54,440
you got it, sailor sure.

603
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,640
Speaker 2: I feel like a sailor in any time would just

604
00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:02,319
be like, she's dead. Hey, he's crying, ha hey, put

605
00:32:02,319 --> 00:32:03,559
the supper ass, that'll work.

606
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:07,680
Speaker 1: He's just so drunk, yeah, just impossibly drunk.

607
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:09,480
Speaker 2: But by the way, a sailor would be someone you

608
00:32:09,559 --> 00:32:12,160
might listen to about drowning too, so he's probably like, Okay,

609
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:14,240
well you're gonna sailor sure, So he.

610
00:32:14,279 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 1: Put the pipe.

611
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:17,160
Speaker 2: He shoved the pipe up his wife's ass in front

612
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:21,680
of this fucking crowd of people offering advice, started blowing

613
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:25,240
the smoke into her ass. The sailor said blow hard,

614
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:31,279
and he did, uh, and miraculously the woman was revived. Well,

615
00:32:31,559 --> 00:32:32,880
it's not stupid if it works.

616
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,799
Speaker 1: I mean again, I'm telling I kind of think that

617
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,599
the reason at resustiated people is just if you get

618
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:41,680
just something jammed up your ass, you're gonna you're gonna

619
00:32:41,759 --> 00:32:49,039
wake up. Yeah, what do you think, Dan, I think

620
00:32:49,079 --> 00:32:50,119
people sleep through a lot.

621
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:51,039
Speaker 2: They do.

622
00:32:51,359 --> 00:32:54,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, it depends what kind of sleeper you are, I guess, yeah,

623
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:56,200
heavy sleeper, like sleeper.

624
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:57,119
Speaker 2: I'm a heavy sleeper.

625
00:32:57,119 --> 00:32:57,880
Speaker 1: But I feel like.

626
00:32:59,480 --> 00:32:59,880
Speaker 2: I don't know.

627
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:04,680
Speaker 3: I've had a colonoscopy, so they show something on my mask.

628
00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:07,640
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, you're medically induced down.

629
00:33:08,039 --> 00:33:11,640
Speaker 2: I suppose being unconscious from drowning is borderline. Yeah, pretty

630
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:12,359
much the same thing.

631
00:33:12,519 --> 00:33:13,720
Speaker 1: Yeah. Uh.

632
00:33:13,759 --> 00:33:16,359
Speaker 2: In seventeen sixty seven, it's actually how they did surgery

633
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:16,720
back then.

634
00:33:16,759 --> 00:33:19,400
Speaker 3: They would drown you. That was their anesthesia.

635
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:22,559
Speaker 1: It's not the worst idea. It's better than having your

636
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:26,559
arm sot off alive. Like, here's drinking this whiskey. Here's

637
00:33:26,559 --> 00:33:27,319
a towel.

638
00:33:27,559 --> 00:33:29,839
Speaker 2: I mean I would absolutely, but you would still wake

639
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:31,680
up probably. What I absolutely like, can I just get

640
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:33,960
as drunk as humanly possible before we do this?

641
00:33:35,079 --> 00:33:37,839
Speaker 1: I mean, I imagine there's some point where it's like, no,

642
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,200
you'll bleed out.

643
00:33:39,519 --> 00:33:41,599
Speaker 2: Put a turnique on it. You're fine. You have to

644
00:33:41,599 --> 00:33:43,799
put a trinket on it anyway, I mean, yeah, cutting

645
00:33:43,839 --> 00:33:44,319
an arm off.

646
00:33:44,359 --> 00:33:47,839
Speaker 3: What do you think this is a tattoo? Can you

647
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:49,839
not be too drunk for tattoos? You can be very

648
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:50,759
drunk for a tattoo.

649
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:52,160
Speaker 2: I was about to say, is that just like a

650
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:53,680
consent tattoos?

651
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:56,000
Speaker 3: No, No, it's a you'll bleed all over the ink thing.

652
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:58,039
Speaker 2: Oh and that's just unsanitary.

653
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:01,640
Speaker 3: Or also fuck up the tattoo.

654
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:03,599
Speaker 1: Oh it'll be worth okay.

655
00:34:04,319 --> 00:34:07,839
Speaker 2: In seventeen sixty seven, the Society for Recovery of Drowned

656
00:34:07,839 --> 00:34:11,840
Persons was founded in Amsterdam, and by eighteen oh two,

657
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:18,039
with the tobacco smoke up the asshole, they had resuscitated

658
00:34:18,159 --> 00:34:21,400
nine hundred and ninety victims of drowning.

659
00:34:21,519 --> 00:34:24,000
Speaker 1: Holy shit, that's a lot of people. Yeah, that's like

660
00:34:24,039 --> 00:34:26,480
a miracle cure for drowning, that's what they thought.

661
00:34:26,639 --> 00:34:32,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, so people became so convinced that tobacco smoke animas

662
00:34:32,039 --> 00:34:37,119
cured drowning that kits started being stored everywhere, like first

663
00:34:37,159 --> 00:34:39,760
aid kits or defibrillators at the airport. I was about

664
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:41,199
to say, they probably had them on boats with the

665
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:43,199
life present. They had them on boats. They had them

666
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:46,760
at points all around the river in London. These kids,

667
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:50,840
they were in churches, pharmacies, they were at like literal

668
00:34:51,079 --> 00:34:55,239
just like stations at the tank along the chains. Yeah,

669
00:34:55,679 --> 00:35:00,280
tobacco literally tobacco, a pipe, the tube, something to fuck light.

670
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:03,440
Speaker 1: It would later they later bellows, but initially tubes and

671
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:05,880
stuff like that. Wow, I did not know the weird

672
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,679
origins of that. And that's a weird thing already, the

673
00:35:08,679 --> 00:35:11,400
billows part. But like God, it was mouth it was

674
00:35:11,519 --> 00:35:15,519
mouth first for a while for a while. Yeah. And

675
00:35:15,559 --> 00:35:18,119
you were encouraged by the way after you were resuscitated

676
00:35:18,159 --> 00:35:23,679
to tip the person thanks for the tip your rescue. Yeah,

677
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:26,519
tip your tipper, you know, like just the tip.

678
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:29,800
Speaker 2: Well I think you a little get a little in there.

679
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:33,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure, I'd tip the guy that saved my life,

680
00:35:33,639 --> 00:35:38,199
regardless of how Yeah.

681
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:39,960
Speaker 2: But would you if he gave you CPR? Would you

682
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:42,280
as a joke, be like, okay.

683
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:44,079
Speaker 1: Like shove it up my ass?

684
00:35:44,199 --> 00:35:46,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, why aren't you blowing smoke up my ass? Why

685
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:48,840
don't you start with that? Why don't you have to

686
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:53,000
make a weird his mouth thing? Gay boy a funny

687
00:35:53,079 --> 00:35:55,599
in a movie will never make a funny scene. It's

688
00:35:55,679 --> 00:35:59,159
just like you brought someone from the seventh like you

689
00:35:59,159 --> 00:36:02,039
brought like Benjamin Angle into the present. Because this is

690
00:36:02,079 --> 00:36:05,960
Benman Franklin times and like you pull like someone some

691
00:36:06,079 --> 00:36:08,360
like kids is like drowning at the pool and Ben

692
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,639
Franklin just pulls him out, lights of pipe and starts

693
00:36:10,639 --> 00:36:12,960
blowing smoke into his asshole. They call him a groomer.

694
00:36:14,599 --> 00:36:17,280
I think you've skipped grooming at that point. I guess

695
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:20,519
you are just a predator.

696
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:24,320
Speaker 1: That's just a weird kink too, is like the foreplay,

697
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:27,079
You're at that point, you're just once you're getting in

698
00:36:27,199 --> 00:36:30,440
the child's asshole. Yeah, that's pretty much. Yeah, you skip

699
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:35,199
the grooming. It makes you wonder, like it's probably like

700
00:36:36,119 --> 00:36:38,679
carrying cigarettes was probably.

701
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:40,320
Speaker 2: Like a good call, not cigarettes, but like.

702
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:43,079
Speaker 1: Bearing pipe tobacco. Yeah, but carrying tobacco is like a

703
00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:44,880
kind of like a public service thing too.

704
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:47,159
Speaker 2: It's like be prepared. You know, you never know when

705
00:36:47,159 --> 00:36:47,960
someone was choking.

706
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:50,599
Speaker 1: It'd be funny if someone was choking to death and

707
00:36:50,639 --> 00:36:51,280
they were just.

708
00:36:51,159 --> 00:36:52,760
Speaker 3: Like shoving tobacco up.

709
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:56,000
Speaker 2: They're like like up there, fucking asshole.

710
00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:59,760
Speaker 1: The guy just dies, yeah, no, and then somebody it's like,

711
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:01,480
that's ah, you do what? You shove your dick down

712
00:37:01,519 --> 00:37:06,679
their throat? Idiot water smoke up ass solid food, dick

713
00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:08,280
and throat. It'd be funny.

714
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:11,440
Speaker 2: It'd be funny if the dick and throat worked, only

715
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:14,119
because they're like quick John long penis come over here.

716
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,559
Speaker 3: And dislodged the item in the back of the road.

717
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 1: You got face fucked to life.

718
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:20,400
Speaker 2: That to death to life.

719
00:37:21,559 --> 00:37:23,480
Speaker 1: It's probably on a porn hub search somewhere.

720
00:37:23,559 --> 00:37:24,800
Speaker 3: It's probably happened once.

721
00:37:25,079 --> 00:37:29,559
Speaker 1: Yeah on Earth, absolutely, Are you kidding me the amount

722
00:37:29,559 --> 00:37:31,920
of the sample size we have at this point.

723
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,320
Speaker 2: Everything's happened once.

724
00:37:34,079 --> 00:37:34,519
Speaker 1: Everything.

725
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:37,079
Speaker 3: Would you shove your dick in your homie's mouth to

726
00:37:37,119 --> 00:37:38,440
save his life?

727
00:37:39,199 --> 00:37:41,000
Speaker 2: Sure? I just said I would be forced to do

728
00:37:41,039 --> 00:37:44,280
it to save my dog's life, so yeah, I would voluntarily.

729
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:44,119
Speaker 1: Do it, so.

730
00:37:45,639 --> 00:37:53,199
Speaker 3: Right, So yeah, so yes, yes, how good of a homie.

731
00:37:54,599 --> 00:37:55,800
Speaker 1: You know what if I knew it was going to

732
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:58,559
save anyone's life, I'd do it.

733
00:37:58,960 --> 00:37:59,360
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.

734
00:38:01,199 --> 00:38:03,400
Speaker 2: But who you know who you're not shoving your dick

735
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:04,519
in their mouth to save them?

736
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:06,239
Speaker 1: People?

737
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:07,159
Speaker 2: Drowning child.

738
00:38:11,119 --> 00:38:18,000
Speaker 1: Okay, hear me out. Okay, actually don't quite. A giant

739
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:22,280
portion of the population is a child choking on a

740
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:27,360
handful of skittles, right. You can save their life by

741
00:38:27,519 --> 00:38:29,559
unlading it. Only and the only way you do is

742
00:38:29,599 --> 00:38:32,000
unladging it with your dick. But only I know that. Yeah,

743
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:34,480
that's the problem. Yeah, only you know it, Like the

744
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:36,320
whole room doesn't know. Well, he had to, he knew

745
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:36,920
that would happen.

746
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:40,119
Speaker 2: It's like, trust me, only you know it, and no

747
00:38:40,119 --> 00:38:41,239
one even knows, Like.

748
00:38:41,199 --> 00:38:44,599
Speaker 1: So no one knows me. Yeah, and only I know that.

749
00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:47,519
And you're in a very crowded spot. It's like an airport.

750
00:38:47,519 --> 00:38:49,280
It's basically, would you would you go to.

751
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:52,800
Speaker 2: Jail for decades and be a sex offender for the

752
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:54,440
rest of your life to save a child's life?

753
00:38:55,639 --> 00:38:55,840
Speaker 1: No?

754
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:57,760
Speaker 2: Fuck it, I think that kid's dying.

755
00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:02,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, oh absolutely not. Yeah, okay, I have self

756
00:39:02,119 --> 00:39:05,280
preservation first, baby. Yeah, you always put your mask on

757
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:06,599
before you shove your.

758
00:39:06,519 --> 00:39:07,400
Speaker 2: Dick down someone's throat.

759
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:09,119
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah.

760
00:39:09,159 --> 00:39:12,000
Speaker 2: So one of the first examples ever of a tobacco

761
00:39:12,119 --> 00:39:14,119
eima being used to bring someone back to life in

762
00:39:14,159 --> 00:39:18,679
Europe is that of Anne Green. That is the fun story,

763
00:39:18,679 --> 00:39:21,159
A little bit of an aside, not to announce it

764
00:39:21,199 --> 00:39:24,960
like Jake, but I will anyway.

765
00:39:25,039 --> 00:39:26,559
Speaker 1: So this is just I.

766
00:39:26,719 --> 00:39:29,960
Speaker 2: This honestly could have almost been its entire own episode,

767
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,679
but not quite. But it's fun someone to say it anyway.

768
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,960
Speaker 1: Green was a maid in the house of Sir Thomas

769
00:39:36,039 --> 00:39:38,559
Reid in sixteen fifty.

770
00:39:39,639 --> 00:39:42,599
Speaker 2: She was when she was twenty two. She was seduced

771
00:39:42,639 --> 00:39:46,360
by Reid's sixteen year old grandson and got pregnant.

772
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:48,760
Speaker 1: Damn kids, got game, I.

773
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:51,800
Speaker 2: Know, right. The thing is, though she didn't realize she

774
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:54,679
was pregnant. And the other thing is is that after

775
00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:59,599
seventeen weeks, she miscarried and pushed the feetus out in

776
00:39:59,639 --> 00:40:03,880
the miss carriage. Obviously, this freaked your the fuck out.

777
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:06,480
She tried to get rid of the dead fetus, but

778
00:40:06,639 --> 00:40:09,159
because she you know or not, but she tried to

779
00:40:09,159 --> 00:40:11,079
get rid of the dead fetus because she was afraid

780
00:40:11,119 --> 00:40:13,599
of getting in trouble for any number of things. You know,

781
00:40:14,079 --> 00:40:18,599
fucking a noble person. When she was just commoner and

782
00:40:19,079 --> 00:40:22,360
or also fucking ot a wedlock, and then obviously, presumably

783
00:40:23,199 --> 00:40:25,159
she was afraid of getting in trouble for what she

784
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:30,880
ultimately did get in trouble for, which is infanticide or

785
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:33,639
being accused of in fanticide. So the remains of the

786
00:40:33,639 --> 00:40:37,920
fetus were, however, despite her best attempts, discovered, and she

787
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:38,920
was arrested.

788
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:40,679
Speaker 1: She was tried.

789
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:45,960
Speaker 2: She was prosecuted by Sir Thomas Reid, the person she

790
00:40:46,039 --> 00:40:50,239
was the maid for. Oh so the the grandfather of

791
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:52,159
the person had sex with.

792
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:53,800
Speaker 1: Yeah.

793
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:58,239
Speaker 2: At the trial, a midwife testified, a literal expert on

794
00:40:59,159 --> 00:41:03,559
babies and thing at the time, and she testified that

795
00:41:03,599 --> 00:41:06,719
there was no way a fetus at that stage of

796
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:10,840
development could have been born alive, and thus no way Anne.

797
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,920
Speaker 1: Could have killed it. It was just two. It was

798
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:15,000
not viable, right.

799
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:19,599
Speaker 2: Ann's friends and co workers also testified that as far

800
00:41:19,639 --> 00:41:23,199
as they could tell from her temperament or humor or whatever,

801
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:26,800
that she hadn't been pregnant for very long. Right she was,

802
00:41:27,079 --> 00:41:29,559
She had started experiencing things after like a month or whatever.

803
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:35,239
So obviously Anne was found guilty because fuck her. Yeah,

804
00:41:35,559 --> 00:41:37,679
of course you fucked my grandkid.

805
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:41,840
Speaker 1: Yeah. So despite literal expert testimony.

806
00:41:42,239 --> 00:41:44,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, that there's no way she could have killed that

807
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:51,360
infant because there's no way that had been covering for women. Yeah,

808
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:53,800
what a shitty world, witch is be lying.

809
00:41:54,199 --> 00:41:57,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's nice to finally see them support their own though.

810
00:41:59,639 --> 00:42:01,079
Speaker 2: Finally someone's in your corner.

811
00:42:01,119 --> 00:42:05,400
Speaker 1: It doesn't happen very often, especially now what women tear

812
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:06,039
each other down.

813
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 2: I know all you need to do to get a

814
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:15,239
group of mothers to immediately hate each other is ask

815
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:16,920
them to give their opinions on breastfeeding.

816
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:20,880
Speaker 3: Oh my, and drop the grenade and walk away.

817
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:21,199
Speaker 2: Yeah.

818
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:25,679
Speaker 1: Were you at that fucking New Year's Eve or New

819
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:29,039
Year's Day? Pf Chin's lunch we went to when we

820
00:42:29,199 --> 00:42:32,039
like when I first moved out here where breastfeeding came up.

821
00:42:32,079 --> 00:42:34,639
There was a group of us. There were three women

822
00:42:34,679 --> 00:42:39,400
at that table and it got weird. Who what, Uh, I'll.

823
00:42:39,239 --> 00:42:40,679
Speaker 2: Tell you off there it was nuts.

824
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 1: Is there anyone we worked with?

825
00:42:42,159 --> 00:42:42,800
Speaker 2: Yeah? Two?

826
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:50,400
Speaker 1: What were they like? Breastfeed only? Uh that's the wrong opinion. Uh,

827
00:42:51,119 --> 00:42:54,320
it's whatever's right for you. But like, no, it was

828
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:57,039
one person that very sane opinion. One did not. Yeah,

829
00:42:57,599 --> 00:43:00,760
but anyway, I'll tell you it is literally all that

830
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:04,119
matters is fed as best feed them, feed them, feed

831
00:43:04,119 --> 00:43:06,440
the kid, feed them. That is all that matters.

832
00:43:07,079 --> 00:43:09,519
Speaker 2: But dude, like literally, there are there are chicks that

833
00:43:09,559 --> 00:43:11,920
will be like, if you're not breastfeeding, if you're not

834
00:43:12,039 --> 00:43:14,760
feeding from your breast, you might as well just throw

835
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:15,639
your baby in the river.

836
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:17,679
Speaker 1: You might as well like just get a lawyer now,

837
00:43:17,679 --> 00:43:20,280
because they're gonna be a serial killer. Yeah, it's fucking

838
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:23,639
and just make sure. And it's not even that is

839
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:25,719
of all the things that is not a.

840
00:43:25,639 --> 00:43:31,079
Speaker 2: Patriarchy induced, male induced competitive thing. It's like case women

841
00:43:31,159 --> 00:43:33,440
that should be like, yeah, do whatever you need to

842
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:36,480
do for your baby, or just you throw that granada

843
00:43:36,559 --> 00:43:39,119
there and it just turns into a nightmare.

844
00:43:39,159 --> 00:43:41,400
Speaker 1: Or women that think like women that have sea sections

845
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:45,400
aren't real mothers. It's like, are you fucking kidding? That's

846
00:43:46,199 --> 00:43:48,559
but that's at least like niche like this will turn

847
00:43:48,679 --> 00:43:50,840
normal women fucking crazy.

848
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:56,199
Speaker 2: Women thought were normal. It's crazy anyway. Anne was sound guilty.

849
00:43:56,239 --> 00:44:00,320
She was hanged at Oxford Castle on December fourteenth, teen

850
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:05,840
fifty at Anne's own request. Two things happened. First, four

851
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:08,320
or five of her friends swung the rope. I think

852
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:12,519
more people swinging the rope, gets it done quicker? Oh true?

853
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:14,880
Speaker 1: And also she asked the soldier.

854
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:18,119
Speaker 2: She turned to a soldier at the castle or whatever

855
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:19,960
who was staying next to her for the hanging.

856
00:44:20,039 --> 00:44:22,639
Speaker 1: She was like, Hey, will you do me a favor?

857
00:44:23,679 --> 00:44:25,360
I just I don't want to suffer. I don't want

858
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:26,000
this last long.

859
00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:28,360
Speaker 2: So will you just take your musket, the butt of

860
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:32,760
your musket and just smash my fucking face in, damn

861
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:35,960
so that I don't have to just sit here choking, like,

862
00:44:36,079 --> 00:44:39,719
just smash, bash my fucking brains in. And the soldier

863
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:42,039
was like, oh, sure, no problem, Yeah, you got it,

864
00:44:42,039 --> 00:44:44,199
And so he bashed her fucking head in.

865
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:46,840
Speaker 1: That's nice. Somebody actually asked, yeah, you know, I've been

866
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:50,519
with I was gonna do it anyway. Another question for you,

867
00:44:51,119 --> 00:44:52,960
would you be on the rope for your homie? If

868
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:55,360
they asked, I want to see him struggle.

869
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:59,960
Speaker 2: It's like, I'm not lifting you up, grind until you die.

870
00:45:00,199 --> 00:45:01,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not what we're about, bro.

871
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:06,719
Speaker 2: No, but I won't tear you down either, won't. I

872
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:08,599
won't cut you down. Never tear your homie down.

873
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:11,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, not even if he's hanging from the gallows.

874
00:45:11,159 --> 00:45:11,400
Speaker 2: Nope.

875
00:45:11,559 --> 00:45:14,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, especially Yeah, like.

876
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:15,960
Speaker 3: A cable machine that he did himself.

877
00:45:16,119 --> 00:45:19,079
Speaker 2: Just think about think about how strong that he'll be

878
00:45:19,199 --> 00:45:19,880
if he lives.

879
00:45:20,559 --> 00:45:23,599
Speaker 1: Dude, his neck game be crazy, you know.

880
00:45:23,679 --> 00:45:26,000
Speaker 2: Deprive him of that, make him you make him weak.

881
00:45:26,119 --> 00:45:29,599
Speaker 1: Would never know she'd have done those little necklifts in

882
00:45:29,679 --> 00:45:32,119
the gyms. You would have died from this rope. Yep.

883
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:39,440
After half an hour, everyone was pretty sure she was dead. However,

884
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:43,440
so after a half an hour of smashing her face

885
00:45:43,559 --> 00:45:47,400
and hanging her that was the fast way, I guess. Wow,

886
00:45:47,519 --> 00:45:49,400
they were like, all right, we got her.

887
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:53,199
Speaker 2: So she was then given to the Oxford physicians William

888
00:45:53,239 --> 00:45:57,920
Petty and Thomas Willis for dissection because it was fine

889
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:01,639
to dissect pieces of ship. Basically, yeah, like she had

890
00:46:01,679 --> 00:46:05,639
done something, allegedly done something horrible, so it's fine to

891
00:46:06,159 --> 00:46:07,079
you don't diet.

892
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:09,239
Speaker 1: Perfectly innocent woman, yes, but yeah, yeah, right you don't.

893
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:10,880
You can dissect criminals, right, you.

894
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:17,280
Speaker 2: Can't dissect like good chushions whatever. But when the physicians

895
00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:22,280
opened Green's coffin the next day to dissect her, they

896
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:25,159
realized she still had a pulse and was slightly breathing.

897
00:46:26,239 --> 00:46:29,480
Speaker 1: Oh, so they blew smoke up her us.

898
00:46:30,079 --> 00:46:35,519
Speaker 2: Patty and Willis turned to their two Oxford colleagues, who

899
00:46:35,559 --> 00:46:39,360
cares what their names are. The group of physicians tried

900
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:44,960
several remedies to revive Green. They poured hot cordial down

901
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:46,880
her throat, which is like kind of booze.

902
00:46:46,559 --> 00:46:48,360
Speaker 1: Which I'm sure her throat at this point is just

903
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:50,480
the open hole at the end of her head. Yep.

904
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:54,199
They rubbed her limbs and again bashed in.

905
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:58,119
Speaker 2: Yeah they yeah, her bashing had They rubbed her limbs

906
00:46:58,119 --> 00:47:01,039
and extremities. Of course, they did some blame letting, Yeah.

907
00:47:01,119 --> 00:47:02,800
Speaker 1: Let her out a little bit more. Uh.

908
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,320
Speaker 2: They put poultice on her breasts. Yeah.

909
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:07,400
Speaker 3: I think they just wanted They're doing too many things.

910
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:08,719
You're never gonna know what worked.

911
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:11,599
Speaker 2: I know, I know, right even a minute they you know,

912
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:13,559
I think they just wanted to feel those titties.

913
00:47:13,679 --> 00:47:19,559
Speaker 1: And of course they jammed a tube upper asshole and

914
00:47:19,599 --> 00:47:24,079
now she's immortal and blue tobacco smoke up it. Oh

915
00:47:24,119 --> 00:47:27,320
my god. Uh.

916
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:29,920
Speaker 2: The physicians then placed her in a warm bed with

917
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,960
another woman who continued to rub her and keep warm.

918
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:34,480
I think they're just jerking off the whole time.

919
00:47:34,519 --> 00:47:40,000
Speaker 1: Personally, Hey Susette, Hey, hey, we got a little friend

920
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:40,239
for you.

921
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:43,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is just the worst. This is just the

922
00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:45,480
worst fetish party you've ever been to.

923
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:49,039
Speaker 1: It's fur The doctors back then are weird, like four

924
00:47:49,119 --> 00:47:53,280
dudes with the with the basically dead chick jamming a

925
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:57,320
tube of her ass like mud on her titties from

926
00:47:57,239 --> 00:47:59,639
another woman in bed. They're just rubber. This is what

927
00:47:59,679 --> 00:48:02,320
they're doing on Monday's episode when they go to that

928
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:08,639
fishing club at the South Fork Fish Club. Yeah, you

929
00:48:08,679 --> 00:48:10,920
should make its just like Yeather doing weird sex stuff. Oh,

930
00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:15,320
we should make uh ropats for South Work Fish Club. Okay, yeah,

931
00:48:15,559 --> 00:48:19,480
work on it all the other tea ideas, right. Yeah.

932
00:48:19,519 --> 00:48:25,079
After twelve to fourteen hours, she began to speak okay,

933
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:28,840
and she was eating solid food after four days. Within

934
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:32,440
one month, Green had fully recovered, though she had amnesia

935
00:48:32,559 --> 00:48:38,599
about the execution. Uh what what what's the Yeah wait,

936
00:48:38,599 --> 00:48:42,400
hold on, she's fine. Yep, she just didn't remember being executed.

937
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:45,440
So what's the legal situation here? Ah?

938
00:48:45,559 --> 00:48:48,719
Speaker 2: She was pardoned because they thought God himself had saved her,

939
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:53,760
proving her innocence. And also they thought she was innocent

940
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:58,800
and God was exacting justice because Thomas Reid died three days.

941
00:48:58,559 --> 00:49:03,199
Speaker 1: After her hanging like up trial by combat actually God

942
00:49:03,239 --> 00:49:06,840
might have done that, of all the things that might

943
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:07,239
have been God.

944
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:10,239
Speaker 2: So to recap, this woman was hanged for half an

945
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:14,159
hour and had her fucking skull smashed in by a

946
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:16,880
giant musket. If you just go look up a musket

947
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:18,280
from sixteen fifty.

948
00:49:18,199 --> 00:49:21,400
Speaker 3: Now, is this a life she wanted to live after though?

949
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:22,800
She all fucked up?

950
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:26,519
Speaker 2: Or she no, she got prettier. So the twenty two

951
00:49:26,599 --> 00:49:31,239
year old eventually got married, had three children, and lived

952
00:49:31,239 --> 00:49:34,480
a long and happy life until thirty two. She died

953
00:49:34,519 --> 00:49:35,880
at the age of thirty one.

954
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:39,400
Speaker 1: That's a long one long life.

955
00:49:39,519 --> 00:49:43,719
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, yeah, man, if you an extra nine years, yep.

956
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:51,360
Speaker 2: Bonus, you're a bliss. So despite the fact that this

957
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:54,800
definitely didn't cure a drown the fact we know now

958
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:56,039
that it definitely didn't.

959
00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:57,320
Speaker 3: Cure drowned definitely know that.

960
00:49:58,480 --> 00:49:59,719
Speaker 1: Wow, it sounds like it.

961
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,559
Speaker 3: There's a lot of things death hanging.

962
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:05,639
Speaker 1: Oh I'm sorry you said it cares a lot of things. Yeah, ah,

963
00:50:05,679 --> 00:50:07,800
well that's what the people of Europe thought.

964
00:50:09,239 --> 00:50:14,000
Speaker 2: They were like, dude, this cures drowning, and bitches that

965
00:50:14,119 --> 00:50:17,119
were hung for thirty minutes and had the fucking skull smash.

966
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:20,079
Speaker 3: For thirty minutes. Yeah, that's so excessive.

967
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:23,800
Speaker 1: There's a guy. It's just she's swinging around. There's a

968
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:24,440
guy just like.

969
00:50:30,679 --> 00:50:30,719
Speaker 3: That.

970
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:35,039
Speaker 1: That is an episode of television long like, Oh, you're

971
00:50:35,039 --> 00:50:37,880
gonna watch an episode a monk. Yeah, and in the background,

972
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:40,400
there's gonna be a lady getting commercial breaks included. Yeah,

973
00:50:40,599 --> 00:50:43,880
getting your head bashed. And for context, try this at home.

974
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:45,920
Put a belter on your neck and hang yourself for

975
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:47,800
thirty minutes and see if you live. Don't do that,

976
00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:51,639
but also don't see the have your friend, well limited

977
00:50:51,639 --> 00:50:54,679
liability friend, have a buddy in the head while you

978
00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:57,280
do it. Yeah, that's with a baseball batch.

979
00:50:57,559 --> 00:51:00,519
Speaker 2: That's your fucking headed like this chick might have been

980
00:51:00,519 --> 00:51:01,960
wolverine to be quite out of it.

981
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:06,599
Speaker 1: That's me dog fucking legs already already good. That's how

982
00:51:06,599 --> 00:51:09,320
you hobble a second run. I can't do that.

983
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:14,039
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, slowly but surely so you're a slow wolverine.

984
00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:16,440
Wolverine was surely, but he was not slowly.

985
00:51:17,599 --> 00:51:19,880
Speaker 3: It was kind of slow. It depended on how catastrophic

986
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:20,559
the injury is.

987
00:51:21,599 --> 00:51:23,639
Speaker 2: He got shot in the head by a bullet and

988
00:51:23,679 --> 00:51:28,159
got up with in fire. Right, because it's a little yeah,

989
00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:33,280
fair enough, that's slower. So the Europeans were essentially like, man,

990
00:51:33,320 --> 00:51:37,000
if this cure is drowning, can it cure anything?

991
00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:39,400
Speaker 3: And the answer is yes yes.

992
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:46,480
Speaker 2: They soon prescribed it for headaches, respiratory failure, cold hernias, lethargy,

993
00:51:46,719 --> 00:51:51,559
and abdominal cramps, which the abdominal cramps you you blew

994
00:51:51,679 --> 00:51:55,440
smoke up the asshole while also having them drink chicken broth.

995
00:51:56,360 --> 00:52:01,519
Huh okay, get it from both sides. Yeah, and Eiffel

996
00:52:01,519 --> 00:52:05,960
towered by medicine. Yes. Soon, tobacco smoke eemas were used

997
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:11,440
for treating typhoid fever and even cholera outbreaks during the

998
00:52:11,559 --> 00:52:18,719
stage of collapse and death. The cholera outbreaks, however, a

999
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:21,480
bit of a hazardous line of work for the tobacco

1000
00:52:21,519 --> 00:52:23,519
smoke enema administrators.

1001
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:26,199
Speaker 1: I was about to say, I don't think you want

1002
00:52:26,239 --> 00:52:32,440
your mouth on a tube connected to someone with cholera's asshole. No,

1003
00:52:32,639 --> 00:52:35,960
you do not. Isn't one of the problems with that,

1004
00:52:36,119 --> 00:52:42,639
like explosive diarrhea? Yes, it is. See where this is going?

1005
00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:45,719
What happened? So?

1006
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:49,199
Speaker 3: Is this where the bills comes in just a human centipede?

1007
00:52:49,519 --> 00:52:55,480
Speaker 1: This is this is where the billows situation eventually became necessary,

1008
00:52:55,760 --> 00:53:00,079
but only trial and quite a bit of error, you know,

1009
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:03,599
brought the billows. It's kind of like when you gotta

1010
00:53:03,639 --> 00:53:06,960
siphon some gas, right like, you gotta act like that.

1011
00:53:07,239 --> 00:53:09,559
Speaker 3: You gotta just you're gonna get a little in the mouth.

1012
00:53:09,559 --> 00:53:11,199
Speaker 1: You're gonna get some in your mouth. You gotta spit

1013
00:53:11,239 --> 00:53:13,920
it out. Just keep going, swallow it. Be a man.

1014
00:53:14,599 --> 00:53:19,960
Speaker 2: So the way it work yourself, the way this works again,

1015
00:53:20,039 --> 00:53:22,280
if you don't know what the tobacco thing is, you

1016
00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:26,559
light the pipe, you take a big fat fucking rip,

1017
00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:31,079
You put the tube in your mouth, and then you

1018
00:53:31,159 --> 00:53:34,960
blow it up, the tube into the asshole of the collar.

1019
00:53:35,159 --> 00:53:35,480
Speaker 1: Patient.

1020
00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:37,760
Speaker 3: But I've been to hookah bar.

1021
00:53:38,079 --> 00:53:39,039
Speaker 1: A tube.

1022
00:53:40,159 --> 00:53:42,800
Speaker 2: Unlike Dan at the sex club, does not go or

1023
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:47,880
does go both ways? Oh Dan does not, he doesn't

1024
00:53:48,199 --> 00:53:49,320
didn't blow the Irish guy.

1025
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:53,599
Speaker 1: I did not know this piece was dangerously close up.

1026
00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:59,639
Oh close, yeah, how close that's a visue. I don't

1027
00:53:59,639 --> 00:54:01,039
really want to relive.

1028
00:54:01,199 --> 00:54:02,679
Speaker 2: As close as that mic to your face.

1029
00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:05,639
Speaker 1: No, okay, not that close, but like as close as

1030
00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:11,840
uh here you I'll just where this can is so

1031
00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:15,360
tobacco am like your face sick?

1032
00:54:16,039 --> 00:54:16,719
Speaker 2: Weird?

1033
00:54:18,039 --> 00:54:22,239
Speaker 1: Huh and throbbing. By the way, it's pulsating um use

1034
00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:23,480
that sixty beats per minute.

1035
00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:29,920
Speaker 2: It's really athletic. So, like you said, Jake, the primary

1036
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:33,719
symptom of cholera is diarrhea. Now, what you might not

1037
00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:37,760
know is that cholera in particular has a fun special

1038
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:38,880
type of diarrhea.

1039
00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:45,280
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't know that. It's called rice water stool. Okay,

1040
00:54:45,599 --> 00:54:50,519
go ahead. Uh. Cholera diarrhea is sort of like.

1041
00:54:52,559 --> 00:54:56,239
Speaker 2: A bit viscous and milky white and filled with little

1042
00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:59,000
white chunks, much like water that rice.

1043
00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:02,920
Speaker 1: Has been boiled in. Why just that's the way the

1044
00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:06,719
disease fucked with your gut. Gross.

1045
00:55:07,239 --> 00:55:08,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gross.

1046
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:12,119
Speaker 1: It makes me feel bad on my insights thinking about it.

1047
00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:15,159
Speaker 2: So if in the process of blowing smoke up the

1048
00:55:15,199 --> 00:55:19,199
tube that was inserted into the asshole of a man

1049
00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:24,159
or woman with cholera, with late stage cholera, the medic

1050
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:27,920
maybe coughed or had to inhale because they needed to

1051
00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:30,320
breathe because their body was like breathe, you're full of smoke.

1052
00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:34,400
And then they accidentally inhaled while the tube was in

1053
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:42,079
their mouth. They got a mouthful of hot, white diarrhea.

1054
00:55:42,719 --> 00:55:50,840
Speaker 1: Oh man, gross again. Pass you're doing this on your

1055
00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:54,679
little spot in the shower as well. A little white

1056
00:55:54,679 --> 00:55:56,920
diarrhea in all over the shower.

1057
00:55:57,239 --> 00:55:59,079
Speaker 2: That's what he calls just out of my tube, that's

1058
00:55:59,119 --> 00:55:59,920
what he calls his coum.

1059
00:56:00,159 --> 00:56:02,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, white diarrhea, and that's actually what he's looking at.

1060
00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:05,480
Speaker 2: It's actually funny because I jammed something up my ass

1061
00:56:05,559 --> 00:56:09,519
and then my tube is filled with hot white milk.

1062
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:14,440
Speaker 1: And it splurts out everywhere. Yeah, I bet you really

1063
00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:17,360
wanted to do this one on the main Huh. Yeah,

1064
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:20,239
this one could have never made the men. You know what,

1065
00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:21,320
this one either gets it.

1066
00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:22,400
Speaker 3: I'm thinking about pivoting.

1067
00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:23,599
Speaker 1: You're gonna switch them.

1068
00:56:23,599 --> 00:56:26,599
Speaker 3: I'm gonna release this on the main. You and you

1069
00:56:26,639 --> 00:56:28,159
have been uh, I've been.

1070
00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:30,840
Speaker 1: You've been bombed. I what you cared about the people?

1071
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:34,719
You've been bomped? Okay, that's fine, I'm kidding. No, Jake's

1072
00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:38,480
still on the main. It came out Monday, did well

1073
00:56:38,599 --> 00:56:41,960
it will? The video came out Tuesday. By the way,

1074
00:56:42,280 --> 00:56:48,840
once you get a mouthful of cholera diarrhea, you now

1075
00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:49,360
have colera.

1076
00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:51,400
Speaker 2: You instantly get colerad.

1077
00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:56,360
Speaker 1: Yeah and so, and also you no longer want to

1078
00:56:56,440 --> 00:57:00,360
eat food. Ever again, ever again. So it's like ozempic.

1079
00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:02,679
Speaker 2: Well, honestly, the plus side of this is once you

1080
00:57:02,719 --> 00:57:07,519
get a mouthful of hot white shit full of rice chunks,

1081
00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:09,840
well ricey shit chunks.

1082
00:57:10,039 --> 00:57:11,679
Speaker 1: Uh, you want to die anyway?

1083
00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:14,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, so the cholerad is a welcome It's like I

1084
00:57:14,599 --> 00:57:18,440
wish it was a bullet job. Oh god, yeah, just

1085
00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:20,440
do it as fast as you get. Uh So a

1086
00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:27,360
lot of these tobacco smoke enema medics administrators ended up dying,

1087
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:29,920
hence the need for the billows.

1088
00:57:30,199 --> 00:57:35,559
Speaker 1: Oh that makes sense. Yeah, yeah, no, I get it.

1089
00:57:35,679 --> 00:57:39,079
That's that's where why the transition happens. Seems like that

1090
00:57:39,239 --> 00:57:43,079
probably should have taken precedent before the mouth. I don't know,

1091
00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:46,280
like they probably had the technology to do it. Yeah,

1092
00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:47,440
billows already existed.

1093
00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:51,360
Speaker 3: Why were they like mouth first?

1094
00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:53,159
Speaker 2: Trial and error?

1095
00:57:53,239 --> 00:57:57,000
Speaker 1: Baby, Like you know why? You know why? All right,

1096
00:57:57,920 --> 00:58:02,719
it's getting a little closer to God or further it's

1097
00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:06,480
much further away. The practice fell out of favor when

1098
00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:09,119
in eighteen eleven it was discovered that nicotine was bad

1099
00:58:09,119 --> 00:58:09,360
for you.

1100
00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:10,599
Speaker 3: That's not true.

1101
00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:15,639
Speaker 1: I thought it didn't get discovered until like Thetropers Digest

1102
00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:16,599
nineteen fifty.

1103
00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:19,400
Speaker 2: No, no, they knew in eighteen eleven, really that it

1104
00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:21,320
fucked with your circulation and stuff.

1105
00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:24,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's so cool. It was so cool for sure. Yeah,

1106
00:58:24,199 --> 00:58:27,920
everyone probably heard them, was like, so nerd that lady

1107
00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:31,000
survived hanging and lived to thirty one. What do I

1108
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:32,440
give a fuck about smoking?

1109
00:58:32,960 --> 00:58:33,119
Speaker 2: Right?

1110
00:58:33,159 --> 00:58:35,119
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gonna eventually save me. It's just going in

1111
00:58:35,159 --> 00:58:35,679
the wrong end.

1112
00:58:35,880 --> 00:58:37,320
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1113
00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:41,639
Speaker 2: However, you could still buy old used tobacco smoke anima

1114
00:58:41,679 --> 00:58:45,519
equipment and secondhand stores for years after that. So basically

1115
00:58:45,679 --> 00:58:49,880
tobacco smoke anema's it kind of became for a while

1116
00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:52,840
the type of thing in Europe, in England I think specifically,

1117
00:58:53,239 --> 00:58:57,559
where it's like it wasn't medically sound or supported, but

1118
00:58:57,599 --> 00:58:59,119
it's like old people were.

1119
00:58:58,920 --> 00:59:03,679
Speaker 4: Like, you don't need to take adviler day, will just

1120
00:59:03,760 --> 00:59:07,719
put a warm towel on your head, and and and

1121
00:59:07,719 --> 00:59:10,440
and and drink salt water, you know what I mean.

1122
00:59:10,760 --> 00:59:14,719
So like people were like, oh I've got some constipation,

1123
00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:17,239
come blow smoke up my ass.

1124
00:59:17,239 --> 00:59:19,920
Speaker 1: For decades after that, I can get us one for

1125
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:23,320
eighty five bucks right now, do it?

1126
00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:25,519
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm actually serious.

1127
00:59:25,639 --> 00:59:29,119
Speaker 1: A tobacco smoke anima is it an actual like old one.

1128
00:59:30,679 --> 00:59:32,920
I don't know if this is the tobacco smoke anymore

1129
00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:43,840
or just an enema. Oh that might yeah.

1130
00:59:42,880 --> 00:59:44,320
Speaker 2: I mean you can blow smoke into it.

1131
00:59:44,519 --> 00:59:47,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, what what is the tobacco smoke anima? Kid?

1132
00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:48,480
Speaker 2: But a tube?

1133
00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:50,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's basically, yeah, it's a tube.

1134
00:59:50,239 --> 00:59:52,320
Speaker 2: It's any tube that would be like, you can get

1135
00:59:52,320 --> 00:59:55,360
a tobacco smoke anima at home depot and then and

1136
00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:59,599
then a gas station. Yeah, it's really a simple kid.

1137
00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:04,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a back of fucking Winston's in a PBC pipe,

1138
01:00:04,599 --> 01:00:05,400
not a lot honest.

1139
01:00:05,519 --> 01:00:09,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, uh yeah, this is great though. So yeah, basically

1140
01:00:09,159 --> 01:00:12,159
the tobacco smoke anima, for decades after it fell out

1141
01:00:12,159 --> 01:00:14,199
of favor, was still what do you call it? Not

1142
01:00:14,239 --> 01:00:16,639
an old wives tale, old wives remedy, but what do.

1143
01:00:16,559 --> 01:00:20,360
Speaker 1: You call those things? It's a folk remedy, like remedy. Yeah,

1144
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:21,840
I'm trying to think of what it is. I can't

1145
01:00:21,880 --> 01:00:24,920
right now, but yeah, yeah, like it's like the old

1146
01:00:25,079 --> 01:00:27,679
like it would be like ear candling. Now they're like

1147
01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:30,360
that shit doesn't do anything, but like people are like, no,

1148
01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:33,400
I swear it, I swear by it, swear by ear candling.

1149
01:00:33,559 --> 01:00:39,320
Speaker 2: Yeah. So yeah, that is the history of blowing smoke

1150
01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:42,599
up your ass, up your ass. Who's in the game.

1151
01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:47,920
Speaker 1: Abacco baby, oh big tobacco. Yeah, for sure, the American

1152
01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:52,000
product that pretty much put us on the map.

1153
01:00:52,719 --> 01:00:56,280
Speaker 2: It really did. I think, I really don't think the

1154
01:00:56,400 --> 01:01:00,880
English side of American colonies became totally via until there

1155
01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:03,199
was a cash crop and that was tobacy.

1156
01:01:03,320 --> 01:01:07,280
Speaker 1: Hoe back well, you had like furs and stuff like that.

1157
01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:09,559
Beaver furs really popular in Europe, but that was more

1158
01:01:09,599 --> 01:01:10,880
with the French than the English.

1159
01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:12,480
Speaker 2: I think with the English, tobacco.

1160
01:01:12,199 --> 01:01:13,440
Speaker 1: Was where it was at.

1161
01:01:14,920 --> 01:01:19,880
Speaker 2: But yeah, that is the history of tobacco smoke.

1162
01:01:20,599 --> 01:01:26,920
Speaker 1: Enemas side note on the featured products, like what you

1163
01:01:26,960 --> 01:01:31,159
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1164
01:01:31,199 --> 01:01:36,119
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Enema of the State. It is a can of liquid

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Death signed by Travis Barker and an enema to give

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yourself a liquid death enema.

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Speaker 2: Fuck yeah, Liquid Death future sponsor on this podcast. It's

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it's six to eight hundred dollars.

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Speaker 1: That's fucking awesome. It's hilarious. Liquid death is dope. So

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Liquid Death is going to be a sponsor for us

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starting June twenty sixth were you talking about now, essentially

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the deal.

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Speaker 2: We had a call with them the other day. Their

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rep was super do whatever.

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Speaker 1: Super cool.

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Speaker 2: They're like, do whatever, talk about how you can mix

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it with alcohol, We don't care. But this is this

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is free, I know and whatever. I'm just telling these

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people that like this is they like a little inside baseball,

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and I'm they're saying like they were one of the

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coolest sponsors we ever talked to. And by the way,

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the whole deal is you get twenty five percent off

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their merch. It won't launch I think until the six

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twenty six episode comes out, so don't.

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Speaker 1: Try it yet. But in general, they were like, we

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just want you to tell people to go buy Liquid Death.

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So if you want to support it, if you like

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sparkling water, which I think most people do, kind.

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Speaker 2: Of, don't buy it yet. Wait a few weeks.

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Speaker 1: But I'm just saying liquid Death is. They're with us,

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and they're dope.

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Speaker 2: So it's still water too.

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Speaker 1: Actually they just literally they do. I like kids of Water.

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But anyway, they were like, yeah, well the whole the

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whole just sounds like an ad, but yeah, no, they're great.

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Speaker 2: The whole program is like, we just want you to

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tell people to buy liquid Death, and that is dope

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and makes me makes me just want to buy liquid Death.

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Speaker 1: But I don't need you.

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Speaker 2: Right now because I have a bunch of my garage.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they sent us.

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Speaker 3: And you never get Oh yeah, where's our motherfucker?

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Speaker 1: It's coming all right anyway, I am blown away by

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this episode. I'm really glad you found this, and thanks

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chat GPT for spitting rob the most rob thing he

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could ever talk about it right. I was like, does

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hold on a minute, due Christ when you really oh

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tobacco and I'm just like, oh, Billow's how is he

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going to do an episode of this? That is fucking nuts.

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It's nuts.

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Speaker 2: It's the collar of it, just swallowing hot white diarrhea.

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Speaker 1: What I learned today, though, more than anything, is that

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your dog eats your come. That's what I call it.

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That is a wild revelation. Like I don't know if

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I can ever look at you the same. H.

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Speaker 2: What I'm excited for is you guys come over my

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house and forget that Leo does that and let him

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lick you. Oh.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, boys, Leo's like my best friend. I know

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he ever liked me, so that's good. Leo will find

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me in a room and just sit near me. Yeah,

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like he loves Jake.

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Speaker 2: It's just like, what's up, dude. He's waiting for you

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to come. He's like, dude, you're gonna bust a nut.

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You bust a nut.

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Speaker 1: Come on, man, just bust a nut. Boys, It's cool,

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it's cool. I had a lot of laughs on this episode.

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It feels good. Same yeah, same. Uh. Well that's all

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I got.

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Speaker 2: So for Jake Goman and damnit, Jester, I'm rob Fox.

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Speaker 1: You just got soft served.