WEBVTT 1 00:00:13.960 --> 00:00:16.239 What's up? Everybody? Welcome to rose Pricks. 2 00:00:16.480 --> 00:00:21.280 It is part three, hopefully the best part, don't I 3 00:00:21.320 --> 00:00:24.839 don't know because I literally just hit record of our 4 00:00:24.960 --> 00:00:25.640 cast roast. 5 00:00:26.519 --> 00:00:28.480 What do you think about that? I think it's going 6 00:00:28.559 --> 00:00:29.160 to be the best part. 7 00:00:29.239 --> 00:00:31.519 Let me tell you a little bit, because I don't 8 00:00:31.519 --> 00:00:33.920 know if you guys have heard about these bios. And 9 00:00:33.960 --> 00:00:36.159 I'm not trying to be dramatic, but I really do 10 00:00:36.280 --> 00:00:37.759 have a throat. Do you have Are you having any 11 00:00:37.799 --> 00:00:41.640 throat aches? Because I have the worst, like all the 12 00:00:41.679 --> 00:00:44.359 way from my ear to my throat. So if I 13 00:00:44.479 --> 00:00:50.240 sound crazy er than usual, it's because my the throat 14 00:00:50.280 --> 00:00:51.000 is all torn up. 15 00:00:51.079 --> 00:00:54.719 And I think it's because the air well. If I'm 16 00:00:54.759 --> 00:00:58.039 on you should start wearing a mask. I think. I 17 00:00:58.079 --> 00:00:59.960 think you're right. I think, I think. 18 00:01:00.119 --> 00:01:04.400 And I'm starting to also feel like everybody's back outside, 19 00:01:04.480 --> 00:01:06.920 like everyone's making instas like oh, I got to get 20 00:01:06.959 --> 00:01:09.480 back to it, and I'm playing volleyball. You gotta get it, 21 00:01:09.599 --> 00:01:11.239 I mean, you know, like you can't just live your 22 00:01:11.280 --> 00:01:14.680 life indoors, and I'm feeling the pressure of that. And 23 00:01:14.680 --> 00:01:16.280 I'm also like, can I just take can we just 24 00:01:16.319 --> 00:01:19.879 say a couple of days and not go outside two days? 25 00:01:19.959 --> 00:01:21.159 You don't like going outside? 26 00:01:22.000 --> 00:01:22.680 I love it. 27 00:01:22.840 --> 00:01:25.640 I try to. I like a pool, I do like swimming. 28 00:01:26.560 --> 00:01:28.719 I do like that, but not, you know, I don't. 29 00:01:28.760 --> 00:01:29.519 I don't want to go. 30 00:01:29.560 --> 00:01:31.599 Wait, why do you feel Why do you feel like 31 00:01:31.680 --> 00:01:34.159 if people are going outside that you're feeling like they 32 00:01:34.200 --> 00:01:37.799 shouldn't they should? Or do you feel pressured? Because I'm 33 00:01:37.840 --> 00:01:39.640 not saying somebody tell you to go outside? 34 00:01:40.120 --> 00:01:43.280 Yes, who's telling you a lot of people are like 35 00:01:43.359 --> 00:01:44.799 you need to go on a walk, you need to 36 00:01:44.840 --> 00:01:47.040 go back to run in and like hike it, you 37 00:01:47.040 --> 00:01:48.959 need to get it, get back in there. Yeah, And 38 00:01:48.959 --> 00:01:52.040 I'm like, well, there's still like a couple I just 39 00:01:52.120 --> 00:01:54.400 saw the other day. So I was, as we talked 40 00:01:54.400 --> 00:01:58.560 about on board a week ago, yesterday I was evacuated 41 00:01:58.599 --> 00:02:01.920 from my area, like at last minute, is Running Canyon 42 00:02:01.920 --> 00:02:04.680 caught on fire and apparently there were like embers that 43 00:02:04.719 --> 00:02:09.120 we started smoking again just yesterday because stuff goes underground. 44 00:02:09.120 --> 00:02:11.199 Apparently do you know about this where like oh it 45 00:02:11.240 --> 00:02:14.080 can just bubble back up so near where I live, 46 00:02:14.240 --> 00:02:17.280 just the other end of Runion, Like there was smoke 47 00:02:17.360 --> 00:02:18.039 that they put out. 48 00:02:18.080 --> 00:02:20.199 I'm like, how long, let's just say my. 49 00:02:20.159 --> 00:02:22.159 Go bag is still packed, and I know that we're 50 00:02:23.039 --> 00:02:26.479 getting to the tail end of this eventually. Yeah, though, 51 00:02:26.520 --> 00:02:28.759 I mean, are we the palisades are now twenty seven 52 00:02:28.840 --> 00:02:29.639 percent contained? 53 00:02:30.039 --> 00:02:33.879 Ooh, that's pretty good, is that though? Yeah? 54 00:02:33.879 --> 00:02:37.120 For the containing means it means it's but have you 55 00:02:37.199 --> 00:02:39.960 noticed that The thing to really look at is that 56 00:02:40.000 --> 00:02:43.520 the fire has not increased in any acreage in days 57 00:02:43.520 --> 00:02:44.000 and days and. 58 00:02:43.960 --> 00:02:47.879 Days, right, and the wind is died down, so like 59 00:02:47.919 --> 00:02:50.840 we're we're all right. So it's just I think we're 60 00:02:50.840 --> 00:02:54.240 all just it's trauma. It's trauma based, and I'm scared 61 00:02:54.240 --> 00:02:56.120 to do anything, and I don't want to go outside. 62 00:02:56.319 --> 00:03:01.800 Well, luckily this podcast is recorded inside. But I was like, hmm, 63 00:03:02.280 --> 00:03:04.439 I was kind of wanted to tell you that I 64 00:03:04.479 --> 00:03:07.039 want to start doing our podcast like outside, like kind 65 00:03:07.039 --> 00:03:08.080 of a park project. 66 00:03:08.520 --> 00:03:08.919 Mm hmm. 67 00:03:09.159 --> 00:03:11.159 With that, I would I'm going to push back on 68 00:03:11.240 --> 00:03:13.039 that and say I don't want to do that. I 69 00:03:13.039 --> 00:03:14.680 don't think our sound is going to be good. 70 00:03:16.199 --> 00:03:17.879 I think it's going to be fine. I think now 71 00:03:18.319 --> 00:03:21.599 you're just being negative, and that's that's I'm not that. 72 00:03:21.840 --> 00:03:24.759 I mean, you have those negativity don't you have those 73 00:03:24.800 --> 00:03:26.039 overachiever friends? Though? 74 00:03:26.039 --> 00:03:28.360 And it's like what I played tennis, Like the next 75 00:03:28.439 --> 00:03:29.879 day you got to get out, you got to like 76 00:03:29.960 --> 00:03:32.759 keep those muscles going, like shut up. 77 00:03:33.400 --> 00:03:36.240 Well, you know we've talked about this before, but maybe 78 00:03:36.280 --> 00:03:39.520 on board and maybe it just it's just worth mentioning 79 00:03:39.599 --> 00:03:42.800 right now that after nine to eleven happened, I was 80 00:03:42.840 --> 00:03:47.479 booked to do that. Not the night of, obviously, but 81 00:03:47.599 --> 00:03:50.360 the very next night I was booked to do a 82 00:03:50.520 --> 00:03:56.159 shitty comedy gig, like an not paid if it was paid, 83 00:03:56.240 --> 00:03:58.199 I'm going to I'm gonna guess it was like twenty 84 00:03:58.199 --> 00:04:02.199 five dollars, like a really shitty gig at some bar, 85 00:04:03.479 --> 00:04:07.240 like not even not close to my house. And it 86 00:04:07.360 --> 00:04:09.479 was a friend of mine at the time who was 87 00:04:09.800 --> 00:04:14.240 very kind of disconnected, and she was like, Okay, so 88 00:04:14.719 --> 00:04:17.199 we're all, you know, gonna go meet at this comedy show. 89 00:04:17.199 --> 00:04:21.480 And I was like, what, Like, no, We're not going 90 00:04:21.519 --> 00:04:25.759 to do a gag on September twelfth. You're saying, yes, 91 00:04:25.759 --> 00:04:27.879 it was September twelfth, and that's what I said. I 92 00:04:27.959 --> 00:04:32.720 was like, it just happened, Like who's going to a 93 00:04:32.800 --> 00:04:37.040 comedy show? I swear to god, Like I could be 94 00:04:37.160 --> 00:04:39.839 remembering this wrong, but it was either then it could 95 00:04:39.839 --> 00:04:41.959 have been the night of, but maybe it was the 96 00:04:42.000 --> 00:04:45.399 next day. It must have been the next day, but 97 00:04:45.639 --> 00:04:49.600 still I was like, uh no, I don't know who 98 00:04:49.639 --> 00:04:53.600 would come to that. And she's like, Stephanie, people need 99 00:04:53.639 --> 00:04:56.319 to laugh. Oh my god. 100 00:04:56.360 --> 00:04:59.360 Yeah, yeah that is And I told you this and 101 00:04:59.399 --> 00:05:00.759 we went and I have a lot to get to 102 00:05:00.879 --> 00:05:03.560 but I did tell you this on board. I believe 103 00:05:03.600 --> 00:05:05.920 it was the next week. It wasn't September twelfth, but 104 00:05:06.000 --> 00:05:07.519 it was either a week or two later. But it 105 00:05:07.560 --> 00:05:11.040 was still pretty crazy. Someone that you know, I'll just 106 00:05:11.040 --> 00:05:13.439 say it. Doug Benson and I went to Vegas. We 107 00:05:13.560 --> 00:05:16.000 flew to Vegas for some reason. I think he had 108 00:05:16.040 --> 00:05:20.639 a show and we went together and he smuggled in 109 00:05:20.720 --> 00:05:23.680 a pot and I cannot stress to you guys and 110 00:05:24.120 --> 00:05:26.800 how scary that was for me because I did not 111 00:05:26.800 --> 00:05:29.160 find out. So we got on the plane, I smuggled 112 00:05:29.199 --> 00:05:32.879 in hue and this is wait, by time. 113 00:05:32.920 --> 00:05:36.800 Doug Benson doesn't smoke popough. So was it for somebody else? 114 00:05:36.959 --> 00:05:38.920 Was he bring it for a friend? I get, yeah, 115 00:05:38.920 --> 00:05:40.319 it must have been for a friend, because it definitely 116 00:05:40.399 --> 00:05:42.680 wasn't for him or me by proxy. 117 00:05:43.360 --> 00:05:44.360 And so the thing is, even. 118 00:05:44.240 --> 00:05:46.319 Though I wasn't like him, but I was when I 119 00:05:46.360 --> 00:05:48.800 was around him. I smoked every time he smoked, and 120 00:05:48.839 --> 00:05:51.480 I wasn't even I didn't even like it. Always every 121 00:05:51.519 --> 00:05:53.319 single time I had a bad experience. So that was 122 00:05:53.360 --> 00:05:55.680 like every day for a year. I was all paranoid 123 00:05:55.800 --> 00:05:59.000 all the time. I did not know what was happening. 124 00:05:59.279 --> 00:06:01.120 But it was just a really bad time to do that, 125 00:06:01.160 --> 00:06:04.839 because if you'll remember, like security got was crazy. It 126 00:06:04.879 --> 00:06:08.319 was not the time to like smuggle pot, and it 127 00:06:08.399 --> 00:06:11.639 was before it was legal. Wasn't legal in California, and 128 00:06:11.680 --> 00:06:14.079 it wasn't legal in Nevada where we were going. 129 00:06:14.160 --> 00:06:16.800 I don't believe no. I was like, dude, why, And 130 00:06:17.040 --> 00:06:17.680 then when we got to the. 131 00:06:17.680 --> 00:06:18.839 Hotel, he's like, look what I have? 132 00:06:19.639 --> 00:06:21.160 And I what? 133 00:06:21.240 --> 00:06:22.639 And he goes, well, I didn't tell you because you 134 00:06:22.680 --> 00:06:24.920 would have like, you would have been so anxious and 135 00:06:24.959 --> 00:06:27.160 you would have given it away. I'm like, not only 136 00:06:27.199 --> 00:06:28.920 would I have given it away, I would have told 137 00:06:28.959 --> 00:06:32.240 on you. Not only would I have been so anxious 138 00:06:32.240 --> 00:06:33.759 that we wouldn't have been able to pull it off. 139 00:06:33.959 --> 00:06:36.480 I would have one hundred percent narked one hundred percent 140 00:06:36.600 --> 00:06:38.560 was not going down with that ship. So he did 141 00:06:38.560 --> 00:06:42.399 the right thing, not in smuggling it, but in not 142 00:06:42.519 --> 00:06:44.360 telling me until we got there. 143 00:06:44.800 --> 00:06:49.079 Okay, that's crazy, and I know, I know we have 144 00:06:49.120 --> 00:06:51.600 a lot to get to. But I know, I think 145 00:06:51.639 --> 00:06:53.399 I told you this, and if I if not, I 146 00:06:53.480 --> 00:06:56.439 told it on board a million years ago. But I 147 00:06:56.480 --> 00:06:59.120 did date a guy was the worst guy I ever dated. 148 00:06:59.319 --> 00:07:01.720 Like it was such a mistake. And I've written about 149 00:07:01.759 --> 00:07:04.680 him in a book before. But I did dat a 150 00:07:04.759 --> 00:07:09.959 guy who was shoplifting from or from a what's from 151 00:07:10.040 --> 00:07:14.160 Rexall Beverly Center. Yes, we went to Rexhall and this 152 00:07:14.199 --> 00:07:16.160 is a guy who had plenty of money. It was 153 00:07:16.199 --> 00:07:18.160 one of those like he was just had a problem. 154 00:07:18.600 --> 00:07:22.879 Do I know him? Uh, you've never met him, but 155 00:07:22.920 --> 00:07:25.279 one time you interviewed with him for a job before. 156 00:07:26.120 --> 00:07:28.399 Will you just text me the name? Okay, so I 157 00:07:28.399 --> 00:07:30.360 think I know you're talking about Okay, yeah, got it. 158 00:07:30.439 --> 00:07:34.000 So anyway, I got so mad because it was a 159 00:07:34.120 --> 00:07:35.399 very similar thing where. 160 00:07:35.199 --> 00:07:37.839 He was like ah god, I got and I was 161 00:07:37.879 --> 00:07:38.720 like my god. 162 00:07:39.360 --> 00:07:41.560 And he's like showed me that he stole shit from 163 00:07:41.560 --> 00:07:44.319 Wrexhall and I was like, you had your fucking mind? 164 00:07:44.360 --> 00:07:45.560 What is wrong with you? 165 00:07:45.639 --> 00:07:47.199 And then I broke up with him, and then of 166 00:07:47.240 --> 00:07:49.959 course got back together with him because he's about times. 167 00:07:50.639 --> 00:07:53.720 But this is what love is all about. I'm crazy. 168 00:07:54.040 --> 00:07:56.639 Oh, I mean, I don't know. I can't say I 169 00:07:56.720 --> 00:07:59.199 wasn't happy that we had it. I was like, look, 170 00:07:59.199 --> 00:08:00.600 I don't know what you had to go through together. 171 00:08:00.600 --> 00:08:02.319 I don't know why you risk all this to get it. 172 00:08:02.360 --> 00:08:06.040 But I was like cool, cool, Yeah, for sure. I 173 00:08:06.040 --> 00:08:07.839 thought I was so cool. I tried to be. 174 00:08:08.000 --> 00:08:08.519 You know what I mean. 175 00:08:08.560 --> 00:08:12.000 I'm like, yeah, let's just smoke. One time I called it. Nope, 176 00:08:12.079 --> 00:08:15.040 He's like, please don't call it dope. This is not hair. 177 00:08:15.839 --> 00:08:21.199 This is not the musical hair, ma'am. Okay, all right, 178 00:08:21.240 --> 00:08:24.560 so let us speaking of love. Yes, as we have been, 179 00:08:25.560 --> 00:08:26.000 we are. 180 00:08:26.120 --> 00:08:28.639 This is the end of our cast, the last three women, 181 00:08:28.920 --> 00:08:30.759 I'm sorry, the last eight women. 182 00:08:31.319 --> 00:08:35.960 And next week it starts grants because yeah, next week 183 00:08:36.039 --> 00:08:40.240 is the beginning, all right, west with our or it's 184 00:08:40.279 --> 00:08:42.759 the week. Oh yeah, it's next week. That's right when 185 00:08:42.759 --> 00:08:43.320 this is airing. 186 00:08:43.360 --> 00:08:46.200 Okay, so let us if you're following along, we're looking 187 00:08:46.200 --> 00:08:48.960 at People magazine, but you can look wherever you want. 188 00:08:49.320 --> 00:08:54.240 They list everybody I believe in alphatical order. Yes, alphabetical order. 189 00:08:54.360 --> 00:08:58.039 Yeah, because you will be listening to this on Thursday, 190 00:08:58.159 --> 00:09:00.559 the twenty third, and on the twenty seventh, Our Sweet, 191 00:09:00.639 --> 00:09:03.759 Our sweet, sweet Grant and all these lovely ladies will 192 00:09:03.759 --> 00:09:06.879 be there. And then that week we'll do a Patreon 193 00:09:06.919 --> 00:09:09.080 and we'll do our predictions once we see that come 194 00:09:09.080 --> 00:09:10.480 out of the limo, because we have to see these 195 00:09:10.559 --> 00:09:13.519 ladies in action, right, because it's hard when we're just 196 00:09:13.559 --> 00:09:15.799 looking the same as you. We haven't done deep dives 197 00:09:15.840 --> 00:09:18.440 into their instans and stuff yet. We are a spoiler 198 00:09:18.519 --> 00:09:21.519 free show, as you know, so we don't know that much. 199 00:09:21.559 --> 00:09:24.159 But let's start with Easie. 200 00:09:24.639 --> 00:09:29.759 She's thirty two. She's absolutely stunning. I like her a 201 00:09:29.799 --> 00:09:30.759 lot from the look. 202 00:09:30.960 --> 00:09:34.559 She's wearing orange, which is a very good choice for her, 203 00:09:35.200 --> 00:09:38.279 and she's doing something that none of the other women 204 00:09:38.279 --> 00:09:40.200 have had the courage, I want to say. 205 00:09:40.039 --> 00:09:41.399 The courage. 206 00:09:41.159 --> 00:09:45.720 The balls is she's standing totally sideways and then turned 207 00:09:45.720 --> 00:09:48.759 her head to the camera. I'm a fan of that look. 208 00:09:48.919 --> 00:09:51.080 I am always if you'll notice in a lot of photos, 209 00:09:51.080 --> 00:09:54.360 I'm always off. I'm not totally sideways. In fact, I 210 00:09:54.360 --> 00:09:56.879 don't think that's exactly That doesn't even look human what 211 00:09:57.000 --> 00:10:00.360 she's doing. There's a lot of photo fail though. I 212 00:10:00.360 --> 00:10:04.000 don't think she could possibly be turned that. That doesn't 213 00:10:04.000 --> 00:10:08.919 look right like whatever. Honestly, I mean, she's gorgeous, but 214 00:10:08.960 --> 00:10:11.000 I don't think her head could fit the way it 215 00:10:11.039 --> 00:10:13.360 looks like. They took two different shots of her head 216 00:10:13.399 --> 00:10:16.559 and her body, because I definite agree. 217 00:10:16.759 --> 00:10:20.279 I think I think she's giving Hey you, I didn't 218 00:10:20.279 --> 00:10:22.600 even see you there, which when'd you get here? 219 00:10:23.480 --> 00:10:25.600 All right, Well, she's gorgeous and I like a pro 220 00:10:25.720 --> 00:10:28.000 sort of more profile shot, so good for her. 221 00:10:28.039 --> 00:10:31.960 And guess what, she's a pediatrician. We love that shut 222 00:10:32.120 --> 00:10:37.440 the front door. She's a domitor. She's amazing this doctor. 223 00:10:37.919 --> 00:10:40.519 Oh my god, I'm I think I might be in 224 00:10:40.519 --> 00:10:41.000 love with her. 225 00:10:41.240 --> 00:10:43.759 Okay, well this is yeah, she's definitely she's definitely up 226 00:10:43.759 --> 00:10:46.600 there for us. She's the ultimate cat. She's a pediatrician. 227 00:10:46.600 --> 00:10:48.960 She's from South Carolina, so you're going to be doing 228 00:10:49.000 --> 00:10:52.279 some accents North Carolina because there's no way that this 229 00:10:52.320 --> 00:10:56.480 girl goes home early. I mean no way, no, no, 230 00:10:56.679 --> 00:10:59.000 that's crazy. Listen to this. 231 00:10:59.320 --> 00:11:01.679 She's a pediatry and they wrote when she's not at 232 00:11:01.679 --> 00:11:04.120 the office, at the office. 233 00:11:04.759 --> 00:11:09.159 My god, see this is a I at the doctor's office. 234 00:11:09.480 --> 00:11:12.240 But yeah, they got it wrong. They didn't realize. Yeah, 235 00:11:12.320 --> 00:11:14.919 I don't know. They just she likes spending time with 236 00:11:15.039 --> 00:11:20.000 friends at football game. Works at four hospitals, so she's 237 00:11:20.039 --> 00:11:21.480 in the hospital at practice. 238 00:11:21.559 --> 00:11:26.240 That's interesting. So when she's not at the hospital office. 239 00:11:26.279 --> 00:11:28.480 Wait, how old is she? Oh she's thirty two. Okay, 240 00:11:28.559 --> 00:11:30.840 so yeah, she's in her career. First I thought she 241 00:11:31.080 --> 00:11:34.279 could be like a doing a fellowship, and that's why 242 00:11:34.279 --> 00:11:35.639 she works at different hospitals. 243 00:11:35.720 --> 00:11:38.279 She has three dogs and their names are Charlie, Chloe, 244 00:11:38.279 --> 00:11:40.919 and Chicago. Now for a second, let me just say this. 245 00:11:41.159 --> 00:11:43.320 I thought it said because I'm so tired. I thought 246 00:11:43.320 --> 00:11:46.559 it said Charlie, and then I thought it said Kamma Kaufman. 247 00:11:46.679 --> 00:11:47.639 And I'm like, she. 248 00:11:47.720 --> 00:11:51.159 Named her her dogs Charlie and Kaufman. And then you 249 00:11:51.159 --> 00:11:53.279 were like I was about to get love her even more. 250 00:11:53.639 --> 00:11:56.600 I was like, she's an ode to Charlie Kaufman. 251 00:11:56.759 --> 00:11:58.679 She what that? 252 00:11:58.759 --> 00:11:59.279 I was wrong? 253 00:11:59.320 --> 00:12:01.720 It was Chloe with a K. So that doesn't seem 254 00:12:01.879 --> 00:12:04.039 even in the ballpark of what I was thinking. 255 00:12:04.240 --> 00:12:04.879 Now, it's fine. 256 00:12:05.120 --> 00:12:09.240 She may not know who Charlie Kaufman is. That's okay, Yeah, I. 257 00:12:09.200 --> 00:12:12.320 Say in a real high voice. Can you imagine how 258 00:12:12.679 --> 00:12:16.159 our heads would explode if somebody was like, her favorite 259 00:12:16.279 --> 00:12:17.000 movie is. 260 00:12:17.799 --> 00:12:20.399 Modern Romance Albert Brooks. She loves Albert Brooks. 261 00:12:20.559 --> 00:12:23.399 We'd just be like, what, wouldn't know what to do 262 00:12:23.440 --> 00:12:25.759 because we knew that Grant would like he'd like her 263 00:12:25.759 --> 00:12:28.080 for different reasons. Mine would just be like she was 264 00:12:28.159 --> 00:12:31.960 really moved by Michelle, Gondry and Kaufman coming together to 265 00:12:31.960 --> 00:12:34.200 make Eternal sunshon the Spotless mine and it really is 266 00:12:34.279 --> 00:12:37.600 like a commentary on what is loss? You know? 267 00:12:38.200 --> 00:12:40.879 That would be mine. It would be like, yeah, like 268 00:12:40.960 --> 00:12:43.039 what are what is dark matter? 269 00:12:43.240 --> 00:12:45.879 She wants to know? That would be my fun fact. 270 00:12:45.960 --> 00:12:49.159 Every fun fact would just be like a more existential 271 00:12:49.240 --> 00:12:50.200 thought than the next. 272 00:12:50.919 --> 00:12:53.559 What are black holes? And why don't we talk about 273 00:12:53.600 --> 00:12:56.480 them more? And have you guys ever heard of ball lightning? 274 00:12:56.879 --> 00:12:57.519 What the hell? 275 00:12:58.159 --> 00:13:01.399 What is that? Nothing about? And so you would produce. 276 00:13:01.159 --> 00:13:03.120 Say that all in your pre interview and then what 277 00:13:03.159 --> 00:13:06.240 it would come out is like she loves Disney movies. 278 00:13:07.200 --> 00:13:09.720 Right, They're like, yeah, but how can I make this 279 00:13:09.919 --> 00:13:12.320 work for this? And I'm like, I don't know what 280 00:13:12.399 --> 00:13:14.120 to tell you, but I mean, honestly, I don't know 281 00:13:14.159 --> 00:13:18.440 why we don't think about like quantum physics constantly. And 282 00:13:18.480 --> 00:13:20.320 it's not even that I'm that smart. I just think 283 00:13:20.320 --> 00:13:23.960 it's a mat like what are colors? Why is there red? 284 00:13:25.039 --> 00:13:26.639 And I do think about that stuff, and I do. 285 00:13:26.799 --> 00:13:30.879 I wish people would use their their platform on The 286 00:13:30.919 --> 00:13:33.639 Bachelor for more discussion of things like this. 287 00:13:33.919 --> 00:13:38.279 Well, I believe that uh what's the guy's name who 288 00:13:38.279 --> 00:13:39.039 we hate now? 289 00:13:40.080 --> 00:13:43.840 Uh, the one who fucked over Jen Tran who won? Oh, 290 00:13:43.879 --> 00:13:48.200 Devin Devin. Devin tried to tell us his conspiracy theories 291 00:13:48.240 --> 00:13:51.080 about nine to eleven, but they obviously did They didn't 292 00:13:51.080 --> 00:13:54.919 allow that to air, so he tried. He tried, Yeah, 293 00:13:54.960 --> 00:13:56.480 you just use your whole thing to go into like 294 00:13:56.519 --> 00:13:57.919 some crazy QAnon stuff. 295 00:13:58.559 --> 00:14:01.080 I'm just saying, look who old the water companies? 296 00:14:01.080 --> 00:14:02.919 That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. 297 00:14:02.960 --> 00:14:04.000 I don't have to say anything more. 298 00:14:04.159 --> 00:14:05.840 Just like look at it and just look at what 299 00:14:05.879 --> 00:14:08.679 they're like, Yeah, look at it. If you're not afraid, Like, 300 00:14:08.720 --> 00:14:11.360 that's all I'm saying. Like you know you'll you probably 301 00:14:11.360 --> 00:14:13.519 won't air this though, because you know you're afraid. 302 00:14:13.720 --> 00:14:17.039 But okay, you're afraid. Okay, let's look at her fun facts. 303 00:14:17.080 --> 00:14:19.279 She has always wanted to be a spy. Don't hate that. 304 00:14:20.039 --> 00:14:21.399 Oh I like that? 305 00:14:21.879 --> 00:14:25.000 Oh no, Oh tell me what's not? Oh no, I 306 00:14:25.039 --> 00:14:25.399 see it. 307 00:14:25.440 --> 00:14:28.720 That's where the Chloe came from. I told you. Oh no, 308 00:14:29.039 --> 00:14:32.919 why Okay, What you guys aren't understanding that we are 309 00:14:33.279 --> 00:14:36.279 taking in right now is that she's always wanted to 310 00:14:36.960 --> 00:14:41.000 have an invite to the Kardashian Christmas Party. Gross? Why? 311 00:14:41.320 --> 00:14:44.799 Gross? Gross? What is that? What does that mean? 312 00:14:45.960 --> 00:14:48.799 I like that she likes experimenting with different coffees. I'm 313 00:14:48.799 --> 00:14:51.559 gonna We're gonna let her redeem herself. She is a pediatrician. 314 00:14:55.799 --> 00:14:58.799 She really, I'm so tired. I have that like shaky voice. 315 00:14:59.320 --> 00:15:02.440 I sound like a I sound like you're fine. I 316 00:15:02.519 --> 00:15:03.559 sound like an actress. 317 00:15:03.600 --> 00:15:03.799 You know. 318 00:15:03.799 --> 00:15:06.399 It's just like I cried at L Coyote last night, 319 00:15:07.080 --> 00:15:09.360 no joke, I just like burst into tears and like, 320 00:15:09.440 --> 00:15:13.159 but there are children there who were not crying, handling themselves, 321 00:15:13.200 --> 00:15:16.080 like Champs, the ten year old Champs. 322 00:15:16.519 --> 00:15:18.600 So the party for the ten year old was. 323 00:15:18.600 --> 00:15:23.159 At a bar while at a restaurant. Interesting, Yeah, well 324 00:15:23.159 --> 00:15:25.080 that she has her other parties with her friends. That 325 00:15:25.200 --> 00:15:28.080 was just because she has a lot of like uncles 326 00:15:28.080 --> 00:15:29.919 and aunts and friends. That have just been in the 327 00:15:29.919 --> 00:15:32.159 friend group for so long, and she is she loves 328 00:15:32.240 --> 00:15:35.080 us and we love her equally, all right, all right. 329 00:15:35.039 --> 00:15:40.480 So anyway, let's go. Let's move along to Parisa. It 330 00:15:40.639 --> 00:15:44.919 was twenty nine, twenty nine. She looks, Okay, this is 331 00:15:44.960 --> 00:15:47.480 a thing. Now. I say this because I just got 332 00:15:47.480 --> 00:15:50.360 my haircut. And when I was getting my haircut, I 333 00:15:50.440 --> 00:15:52.480 was looking in the mirror. And if you're watching this again, 334 00:15:52.519 --> 00:15:55.039 we're watching that. We're we're watching this. We're reading this 335 00:15:55.120 --> 00:15:59.519 off of People, People Magazine, People dot Com, slash Bachelor 336 00:15:59.639 --> 00:16:02.440 Dash Dash Ellis. It's the official cast and you can 337 00:16:02.519 --> 00:16:04.879 scroll down and then you can see what we're seeing. 338 00:16:05.960 --> 00:16:09.720 The hair is kind of like drapes, you know what 339 00:16:09.759 --> 00:16:11.639 I mean, like you don't have drapes or kind of 340 00:16:11.679 --> 00:16:16.240 like heavy and one unit on the side of her face, right, 341 00:16:16.279 --> 00:16:17.879 and I need it to be like chunked up a 342 00:16:17.919 --> 00:16:20.200 little bit, like give her a little wisp, you know, 343 00:16:20.279 --> 00:16:22.440 cut a like give it a little texture, because it 344 00:16:22.480 --> 00:16:23.720 makes her look very severe. 345 00:16:24.200 --> 00:16:26.799 So then the eyes are just like, hello. 346 00:16:27.039 --> 00:16:28.840 Well, I'm going to tell you what's happening here, okay, 347 00:16:29.000 --> 00:16:30.799 because I have similar hairs. 348 00:16:31.080 --> 00:16:31.600 Oh you don't. 349 00:16:31.639 --> 00:16:34.679 First of all, she's got extensions. So you can see 350 00:16:34.720 --> 00:16:37.159 where her hair is and then you see where it's 351 00:16:37.200 --> 00:16:40.799 long and a slightly darker color. Those are extensions. 352 00:16:40.960 --> 00:16:42.320 Oh are you sure? 353 00:16:42.799 --> 00:16:46.039 I'm not one hundred percent sure. I can be totally wrong. 354 00:16:46.080 --> 00:16:49.679 I don't think extensions would be even longer, not necessarily. 355 00:16:50.200 --> 00:16:52.159 I think her hair would look cuter if it wasn't. 356 00:16:52.200 --> 00:16:55.879 I think it's just dragging her down, yeah, too maded down. 357 00:16:55.960 --> 00:16:56.200 Yeah. 358 00:16:56.399 --> 00:16:59.120 And also it's bad photoshop. She looks like a weird painting. 359 00:17:00.159 --> 00:17:03.320 That's on the photographer, for sure. But this is gonna 360 00:17:03.440 --> 00:17:06.160 this is weird. This is a weird. This is weird 361 00:17:06.160 --> 00:17:07.880 that these are two in a row. But you know 362 00:17:07.920 --> 00:17:12.599 what her job is, pediatric behavior and analyst. What if 363 00:17:12.599 --> 00:17:15.839 there's two fight with each other, they're just constantly and 364 00:17:15.920 --> 00:17:19.359 like some kind of I also want to discuss her tan. 365 00:17:19.319 --> 00:17:20.119 Lines real quick. 366 00:17:20.160 --> 00:17:23.000 Okay, okay, So we see that she's been wearing a 367 00:17:23.039 --> 00:17:23.920 lot of tank tops. 368 00:17:24.240 --> 00:17:26.759 Yes, where that tan line is, but the line down 369 00:17:26.799 --> 00:17:27.240 the middle. 370 00:17:27.319 --> 00:17:29.200 I have had heart surgery, so I have like a 371 00:17:29.200 --> 00:17:31.519 pretty big scar that goes all the way down. And 372 00:17:31.559 --> 00:17:33.880 I thought for a second, because that looks similar to 373 00:17:33.920 --> 00:17:36.440 my scar, except mine's like kind of raised a little. 374 00:17:36.599 --> 00:17:36.720 Uh. 375 00:17:37.240 --> 00:17:38.880 I thought for sure that was a heart scar, and 376 00:17:38.880 --> 00:17:40.440 then I look down and I don't see that in 377 00:17:40.480 --> 00:17:42.759 her thing. That's weird, Like what is that tan line 378 00:17:42.759 --> 00:17:46.039 a necklace? No, it's like a bathing suit. But why 379 00:17:46.079 --> 00:17:48.960 would have bathing sit just go up and then stop? 380 00:17:49.599 --> 00:17:50.559 Doesn't make any sense. 381 00:17:50.640 --> 00:17:51.240 I don't know. 382 00:17:52.000 --> 00:17:53.759 I'm just I'm just trying. Oh, I guess I kind 383 00:17:53.759 --> 00:17:55.599 of say this something something weird is going on there, 384 00:17:55.599 --> 00:17:59.799 but it wasn't what I thought. So she's She's empathetic, resilient, 385 00:17:59.839 --> 00:18:04.039 and ready to settle down, always dreamed of starting her 386 00:18:04.039 --> 00:18:07.799 own family and longs for an emotionally intimate connection with 387 00:18:07.880 --> 00:18:10.519 someone with whom that's weird writing. 388 00:18:10.640 --> 00:18:14.279 It's a someone with whom she can be a power couple. Yeah, 389 00:18:14.319 --> 00:18:17.920 this is totally AI right, this is so badly written. 390 00:18:17.960 --> 00:18:21.279 She loves to cook, travel and enjoy charcuterie nights and 391 00:18:21.359 --> 00:18:24.680 not to be cheesy, but she's truly one of a kind. 392 00:18:25.319 --> 00:18:28.119 God to be cheesy, well you are, oh, because that's 393 00:18:28.119 --> 00:18:30.000 coming after charcuri Oh. 394 00:18:30.160 --> 00:18:34.359 God is hoping to be a man who's loyal, honest, 395 00:18:34.400 --> 00:18:36.119 and funny. Oh God, who isn't. 396 00:18:36.400 --> 00:18:40.559 I'm excited and is excited for her, the power of love. 397 00:18:41.240 --> 00:18:44.400 This is so bad and no one checked it, no 398 00:18:44.440 --> 00:18:47.279 one and is excited for her, the power of love 399 00:18:47.559 --> 00:18:51.200 to guide her on this journey that I want to 400 00:18:51.240 --> 00:18:51.799 I want to quit. 401 00:18:51.880 --> 00:18:53.440