Speaker 1: What's up? Everybody? Welcome to rose Pricks.
Speaker 2: It is part three, hopefully the best part, don't I
Speaker 2: don't know because I literally just hit record of our
Speaker 2: cast roast.
Speaker 1: What do you think about that? I think it's going
Speaker 1: to be the best part.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you a little bit, because I don't
Speaker 3: know if you guys have heard about these bios. And
Speaker 3: I'm not trying to be dramatic, but I really do
Speaker 3: have a throat. Do you have Are you having any
Speaker 3: throat aches? Because I have the worst, like all the
Speaker 3: way from my ear to my throat. So if I
Speaker 3: sound crazy er than usual, it's because my the throat
Speaker 3: is all torn up.
Speaker 1: And I think it's because the air well. If I'm
Speaker 1: on you should start wearing a mask. I think. I
Speaker 1: think you're right. I think, I think.
Speaker 3: And I'm starting to also feel like everybody's back outside,
Speaker 3: like everyone's making instas like oh, I got to get
Speaker 3: back to it, and I'm playing volleyball. You gotta get it,
Speaker 3: I mean, you know, like you can't just live your
Speaker 3: life indoors, and I'm feeling the pressure of that. And
Speaker 3: I'm also like, can I just take can we just
Speaker 3: say a couple of days and not go outside two days?
Speaker 1: You don't like going outside?
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: I try to. I like a pool, I do like swimming.
Speaker 1: I do like that, but not, you know, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't want to go.
Speaker 2: Wait, why do you feel Why do you feel like
Speaker 2: if people are going outside that you're feeling like they
Speaker 2: shouldn't they should? Or do you feel pressured? Because I'm
Speaker 2: not saying somebody tell you to go outside?
Speaker 3: Yes, who's telling you a lot of people are like
Speaker 3: you need to go on a walk, you need to
Speaker 3: go back to run in and like hike it, you
Speaker 3: need to get it, get back in there. Yeah, And
Speaker 3: I'm like, well, there's still like a couple I just
Speaker 3: saw the other day. So I was, as we talked
Speaker 3: about on board a week ago, yesterday I was evacuated
Speaker 3: from my area, like at last minute, is Running Canyon
Speaker 3: caught on fire and apparently there were like embers that
Speaker 3: we started smoking again just yesterday because stuff goes underground.
Speaker 3: Apparently do you know about this where like oh it
Speaker 3: can just bubble back up so near where I live,
Speaker 3: just the other end of Runion, Like there was smoke
Speaker 3: that they put out.
Speaker 1: I'm like, how long, let's just say my.
Speaker 3: Go bag is still packed, and I know that we're
Speaker 3: getting to the tail end of this eventually. Yeah, though,
Speaker 3: I mean, are we the palisades are now twenty seven
Speaker 3: percent contained?
Speaker 1: Ooh, that's pretty good, is that though? Yeah?
Speaker 2: For the containing means it means it's but have you
Speaker 2: noticed that The thing to really look at is that
Speaker 2: the fire has not increased in any acreage in days
Speaker 2: and days and.
Speaker 3: Days, right, and the wind is died down, so like
Speaker 3: we're we're all right. So it's just I think we're
Speaker 3: all just it's trauma. It's trauma based, and I'm scared
Speaker 3: to do anything, and I don't want to go outside.
Speaker 2: Well, luckily this podcast is recorded inside. But I was like, hmm,
Speaker 2: I was kind of wanted to tell you that I
Speaker 2: want to start doing our podcast like outside, like kind
Speaker 2: of a park project.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: With that, I would I'm going to push back on
Speaker 3: that and say I don't want to do that. I
Speaker 3: don't think our sound is going to be good.
Speaker 2: I think it's going to be fine. I think now
Speaker 2: you're just being negative, and that's that's I'm not that.
Speaker 2: I mean, you have those negativity don't you have those
Speaker 2: overachiever friends? Though?
Speaker 3: And it's like what I played tennis, Like the next
Speaker 3: day you got to get out, you got to like
Speaker 3: keep those muscles going, like shut up.
Speaker 2: Well, you know we've talked about this before, but maybe
Speaker 2: on board and maybe it just it's just worth mentioning
Speaker 2: right now that after nine to eleven happened, I was
Speaker 2: booked to do that. Not the night of, obviously, but
Speaker 2: the very next night I was booked to do a
Speaker 2: shitty comedy gig, like an not paid if it was paid,
Speaker 2: I'm going to I'm gonna guess it was like twenty
Speaker 2: five dollars, like a really shitty gig at some bar,
Speaker 2: like not even not close to my house. And it
Speaker 2: was a friend of mine at the time who was
Speaker 2: very kind of disconnected, and she was like, Okay, so
Speaker 2: we're all, you know, gonna go meet at this comedy show.
Speaker 2: And I was like, what, Like, no, We're not going
Speaker 2: to do a gag on September twelfth. You're saying, yes,
Speaker 2: it was September twelfth, and that's what I said. I
Speaker 2: was like, it just happened, Like who's going to a
Speaker 2: comedy show? I swear to god, Like I could be
Speaker 2: remembering this wrong, but it was either then it could
Speaker 2: have been the night of, but maybe it was the
Speaker 2: next day. It must have been the next day, but
Speaker 2: still I was like, uh no, I don't know who
Speaker 2: would come to that. And she's like, Stephanie, people need
Speaker 2: to laugh. Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah that is And I told you this and
Speaker 3: we went and I have a lot to get to
Speaker 3: but I did tell you this on board. I believe
Speaker 3: it was the next week. It wasn't September twelfth, but
Speaker 3: it was either a week or two later. But it
Speaker 3: was still pretty crazy. Someone that you know, I'll just
Speaker 3: say it. Doug Benson and I went to Vegas. We
Speaker 3: flew to Vegas for some reason. I think he had
Speaker 3: a show and we went together and he smuggled in
Speaker 3: a pot and I cannot stress to you guys and
Speaker 3: how scary that was for me because I did not
Speaker 3: find out. So we got on the plane, I smuggled
Speaker 3: in hue and this is wait, by time.
Speaker 2: Doug Benson doesn't smoke popough. So was it for somebody else?
Speaker 2: Was he bring it for a friend? I get, yeah,
Speaker 2: it must have been for a friend, because it definitely
Speaker 2: wasn't for him or me by proxy.
Speaker 1: And so the thing is, even.
Speaker 3: Though I wasn't like him, but I was when I
Speaker 3: was around him. I smoked every time he smoked, and
Speaker 3: I wasn't even I didn't even like it. Always every
Speaker 3: single time I had a bad experience. So that was
Speaker 3: like every day for a year. I was all paranoid
Speaker 3: all the time. I did not know what was happening.
Speaker 3: But it was just a really bad time to do that,
Speaker 3: because if you'll remember, like security got was crazy. It
Speaker 3: was not the time to like smuggle pot, and it
Speaker 3: was before it was legal. Wasn't legal in California, and
Speaker 3: it wasn't legal in Nevada where we were going.
Speaker 2: I don't believe no. I was like, dude, why, And
Speaker 2: then when we got to the.
Speaker 1: Hotel, he's like, look what I have?
Speaker 2: And I what?
Speaker 3: And he goes, well, I didn't tell you because you
Speaker 3: would have like, you would have been so anxious and
Speaker 3: you would have given it away. I'm like, not only
Speaker 3: would I have given it away, I would have told
Speaker 3: on you. Not only would I have been so anxious
Speaker 3: that we wouldn't have been able to pull it off.
Speaker 3: I would have one hundred percent narked one hundred percent
Speaker 3: was not going down with that ship. So he did
Speaker 3: the right thing, not in smuggling it, but in not
Speaker 3: telling me until we got there.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's crazy, and I know, I know we have
Speaker 2: a lot to get to. But I know, I think
Speaker 2: I told you this, and if I if not, I
Speaker 2: told it on board a million years ago. But I
Speaker 2: did date a guy was the worst guy I ever dated.
Speaker 2: Like it was such a mistake. And I've written about
Speaker 2: him in a book before. But I did dat a
Speaker 2: guy who was shoplifting from or from a what's from
Speaker 2: Rexall Beverly Center. Yes, we went to Rexhall and this
Speaker 2: is a guy who had plenty of money. It was
Speaker 2: one of those like he was just had a problem.
Speaker 2: Do I know him? Uh, you've never met him, but
Speaker 2: one time you interviewed with him for a job before.
Speaker 2: Will you just text me the name? Okay, so I
Speaker 2: think I know you're talking about Okay, yeah, got it.
Speaker 2: So anyway, I got so mad because it was a
Speaker 2: very similar thing where.
Speaker 1: He was like ah god, I got and I was
Speaker 1: like my god.
Speaker 2: And he's like showed me that he stole shit from
Speaker 2: Wrexhall and I was like, you had your fucking mind?
Speaker 1: What is wrong with you?
Speaker 2: And then I broke up with him, and then of
Speaker 2: course got back together with him because he's about times.
Speaker 1: But this is what love is all about. I'm crazy.
Speaker 3: Oh, I mean, I don't know. I can't say I
Speaker 3: wasn't happy that we had it. I was like, look,
Speaker 3: I don't know what you had to go through together.
Speaker 3: I don't know why you risk all this to get it.
Speaker 3: But I was like cool, cool, Yeah, for sure. I
Speaker 3: thought I was so cool. I tried to be.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, let's just smoke. One time I called it. Nope,
Speaker 3: He's like, please don't call it dope. This is not hair.
Speaker 2: This is not the musical hair, ma'am. Okay, all right,
Speaker 2: so let us speaking of love. Yes, as we have been,
Speaker 2: we are.
Speaker 3: This is the end of our cast, the last three women,
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, the last eight women.
Speaker 1: And next week it starts grants because yeah, next week
Speaker 1: is the beginning, all right, west with our or it's
Speaker 1: the week. Oh yeah, it's next week. That's right when
Speaker 1: this is airing.
Speaker 3: Okay, so let us if you're following along, we're looking
Speaker 3: at People magazine, but you can look wherever you want.
Speaker 3: They list everybody I believe in alphatical order. Yes, alphabetical order.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you will be listening to this on Thursday,
Speaker 2: the twenty third, and on the twenty seventh, Our Sweet,
Speaker 2: Our sweet, sweet Grant and all these lovely ladies will
Speaker 2: be there. And then that week we'll do a Patreon
Speaker 2: and we'll do our predictions once we see that come
Speaker 2: out of the limo, because we have to see these
Speaker 2: ladies in action, right, because it's hard when we're just
Speaker 2: looking the same as you. We haven't done deep dives
Speaker 2: into their instans and stuff yet. We are a spoiler
Speaker 2: free show, as you know, so we don't know that much.
Speaker 2: But let's start with Easie.
Speaker 1: She's thirty two. She's absolutely stunning. I like her a
Speaker 1: lot from the look.
Speaker 2: She's wearing orange, which is a very good choice for her,
Speaker 2: and she's doing something that none of the other women
Speaker 2: have had the courage, I want to say.
Speaker 1: The courage.
Speaker 2: The balls is she's standing totally sideways and then turned
Speaker 2: her head to the camera. I'm a fan of that look.
Speaker 3: I am always if you'll notice in a lot of photos,
Speaker 3: I'm always off. I'm not totally sideways. In fact, I
Speaker 3: don't think that's exactly That doesn't even look human what
Speaker 3: she's doing. There's a lot of photo fail though. I
Speaker 3: don't think she could possibly be turned that. That doesn't
Speaker 3: look right like whatever. Honestly, I mean, she's gorgeous, but
Speaker 3: I don't think her head could fit the way it
Speaker 3: looks like. They took two different shots of her head
Speaker 3: and her body, because I definite agree.
Speaker 2: I think I think she's giving Hey you, I didn't
Speaker 2: even see you there, which when'd you get here?
Speaker 3: All right, Well, she's gorgeous and I like a pro
Speaker 3: sort of more profile shot, so good for her.
Speaker 2: And guess what, she's a pediatrician. We love that shut
Speaker 2: the front door. She's a domitor. She's amazing this doctor.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm I think I might be in
Speaker 2: love with her.
Speaker 1: Okay, well this is yeah, she's definitely she's definitely up
Speaker 1: there for us. She's the ultimate cat. She's a pediatrician.
Speaker 2: She's from South Carolina, so you're going to be doing
Speaker 2: some accents North Carolina because there's no way that this
Speaker 2: girl goes home early. I mean no way, no, no,
Speaker 2: that's crazy. Listen to this.
Speaker 3: She's a pediatry and they wrote when she's not at
Speaker 3: the office, at the office.
Speaker 2: My god, see this is a I at the doctor's office.
Speaker 2: But yeah, they got it wrong. They didn't realize. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know. They just she likes spending time with
Speaker 2: friends at football game. Works at four hospitals, so she's
Speaker 2: in the hospital at practice.
Speaker 1: That's interesting. So when she's not at the hospital office.
Speaker 2: Wait, how old is she? Oh she's thirty two. Okay,
Speaker 2: so yeah, she's in her career. First I thought she
Speaker 2: could be like a doing a fellowship, and that's why
Speaker 2: she works at different hospitals.
Speaker 3: She has three dogs and their names are Charlie, Chloe,
Speaker 3: and Chicago. Now for a second, let me just say this.
Speaker 3: I thought it said because I'm so tired. I thought
Speaker 3: it said Charlie, and then I thought it said Kamma Kaufman.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, she.
Speaker 2: Named her her dogs Charlie and Kaufman. And then you
Speaker 2: were like I was about to get love her even more.
Speaker 2: I was like, she's an ode to Charlie Kaufman.
Speaker 1: She what that?
Speaker 2: I was wrong?
Speaker 3: It was Chloe with a K. So that doesn't seem
Speaker 3: even in the ballpark of what I was thinking.
Speaker 2: Now, it's fine.
Speaker 1: She may not know who Charlie Kaufman is. That's okay, Yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Say in a real high voice. Can you imagine how
Speaker 2: our heads would explode if somebody was like, her favorite
Speaker 2: movie is.
Speaker 1: Modern Romance Albert Brooks. She loves Albert Brooks.
Speaker 2: We'd just be like, what, wouldn't know what to do
Speaker 2: because we knew that Grant would like he'd like her
Speaker 2: for different reasons. Mine would just be like she was
Speaker 2: really moved by Michelle, Gondry and Kaufman coming together to
Speaker 2: make Eternal sunshon the Spotless mine and it really is
Speaker 2: like a commentary on what is loss? You know?
Speaker 1: That would be mine. It would be like, yeah, like
Speaker 1: what are what is dark matter?
Speaker 2: She wants to know? That would be my fun fact.
Speaker 2: Every fun fact would just be like a more existential
Speaker 2: thought than the next.
Speaker 3: What are black holes? And why don't we talk about
Speaker 3: them more? And have you guys ever heard of ball lightning?
Speaker 3: What the hell?
Speaker 1: What is that? Nothing about? And so you would produce.
Speaker 2: Say that all in your pre interview and then what
Speaker 2: it would come out is like she loves Disney movies.
Speaker 3: Right, They're like, yeah, but how can I make this
Speaker 3: work for this? And I'm like, I don't know what
Speaker 3: to tell you, but I mean, honestly, I don't know
Speaker 3: why we don't think about like quantum physics constantly. And
Speaker 3: it's not even that I'm that smart. I just think
Speaker 3: it's a mat like what are colors? Why is there red?
Speaker 3: And I do think about that stuff, and I do.
Speaker 2: I wish people would use their their platform on The
Speaker 2: Bachelor for more discussion of things like this.
Speaker 1: Well, I believe that uh what's the guy's name who
Speaker 1: we hate now?
Speaker 2: Uh, the one who fucked over Jen Tran who won? Oh,
Speaker 2: Devin Devin. Devin tried to tell us his conspiracy theories
Speaker 2: about nine to eleven, but they obviously did They didn't
Speaker 2: allow that to air, so he tried. He tried, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you just use your whole thing to go into like
Speaker 2: some crazy QAnon stuff.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, look who old the water companies?
Speaker 2: That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I don't have to say anything more.
Speaker 2: Just like look at it and just look at what
Speaker 2: they're like, Yeah, look at it. If you're not afraid, Like,
Speaker 2: that's all I'm saying. Like you know you'll you probably
Speaker 2: won't air this though, because you know you're afraid.
Speaker 3: But okay, you're afraid. Okay, let's look at her fun facts.
Speaker 3: She has always wanted to be a spy. Don't hate that.
Speaker 3: Oh I like that?
Speaker 1: Oh no, Oh tell me what's not? Oh no, I
Speaker 1: see it.
Speaker 2: That's where the Chloe came from. I told you. Oh no,
Speaker 2: why Okay, What you guys aren't understanding that we are
Speaker 2: taking in right now is that she's always wanted to
Speaker 2: have an invite to the Kardashian Christmas Party. Gross? Why?
Speaker 1: Gross? Gross? What is that? What does that mean?
Speaker 3: I like that she likes experimenting with different coffees. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna We're gonna let her redeem herself. She is a pediatrician.
Speaker 3: She really, I'm so tired. I have that like shaky voice.
Speaker 3: I sound like a I sound like you're fine. I
Speaker 3: sound like an actress.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: It's just like I cried at L Coyote last night,
Speaker 3: no joke, I just like burst into tears and like,
Speaker 3: but there are children there who were not crying, handling themselves,
Speaker 3: like Champs, the ten year old Champs.
Speaker 1: So the party for the ten year old was.
Speaker 3: At a bar while at a restaurant. Interesting, Yeah, well
Speaker 3: that she has her other parties with her friends. That
Speaker 3: was just because she has a lot of like uncles
Speaker 3: and aunts and friends. That have just been in the
Speaker 3: friend group for so long, and she is she loves
Speaker 3: us and we love her equally, all right, all right.
Speaker 2: So anyway, let's go. Let's move along to Parisa. It
Speaker 2: was twenty nine, twenty nine. She looks, Okay, this is
Speaker 2: a thing. Now. I say this because I just got
Speaker 2: my haircut. And when I was getting my haircut, I
Speaker 2: was looking in the mirror. And if you're watching this again,
Speaker 2: we're watching that. We're we're watching this. We're reading this
Speaker 2: off of People, People Magazine, People dot Com, slash Bachelor
Speaker 2: Dash Dash Ellis. It's the official cast and you can
Speaker 2: scroll down and then you can see what we're seeing.
Speaker 2: The hair is kind of like drapes, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, like you don't have drapes or kind of
Speaker 2: like heavy and one unit on the side of her face, right,
Speaker 2: and I need it to be like chunked up a
Speaker 2: little bit, like give her a little wisp, you know,
Speaker 2: cut a like give it a little texture, because it
Speaker 2: makes her look very severe.
Speaker 1: So then the eyes are just like, hello.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm going to tell you what's happening here, okay,
Speaker 3: because I have similar hairs.
Speaker 1: Oh you don't.
Speaker 3: First of all, she's got extensions. So you can see
Speaker 3: where her hair is and then you see where it's
Speaker 3: long and a slightly darker color. Those are extensions.
Speaker 1: Oh are you sure?
Speaker 3: I'm not one hundred percent sure. I can be totally wrong.
Speaker 3: I don't think extensions would be even longer, not necessarily.
Speaker 3: I think her hair would look cuter if it wasn't.
Speaker 3: I think it's just dragging her down, yeah, too maded down.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And also it's bad photoshop. She looks like a weird painting.
Speaker 3: That's on the photographer, for sure. But this is gonna
Speaker 3: this is weird. This is a weird. This is weird
Speaker 3: that these are two in a row. But you know
Speaker 3: what her job is, pediatric behavior and analyst. What if
Speaker 3: there's two fight with each other, they're just constantly and
Speaker 3: like some kind of I also want to discuss her tan.
Speaker 1: Lines real quick.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, So we see that she's been wearing a
Speaker 3: lot of tank tops.
Speaker 1: Yes, where that tan line is, but the line down
Speaker 1: the middle.
Speaker 3: I have had heart surgery, so I have like a
Speaker 3: pretty big scar that goes all the way down. And
Speaker 3: I thought for a second, because that looks similar to
Speaker 3: my scar, except mine's like kind of raised a little.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: I thought for sure that was a heart scar, and
Speaker 3: then I look down and I don't see that in
Speaker 3: her thing. That's weird, Like what is that tan line
Speaker 3: a necklace? No, it's like a bathing suit. But why
Speaker 3: would have bathing sit just go up and then stop?
Speaker 3: Doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm just I'm just trying. Oh, I guess I kind
Speaker 3: of say this something something weird is going on there,
Speaker 3: but it wasn't what I thought. So she's She's empathetic, resilient,
Speaker 3: and ready to settle down, always dreamed of starting her
Speaker 3: own family and longs for an emotionally intimate connection with
Speaker 3: someone with whom that's weird writing.
Speaker 2: It's a someone with whom she can be a power couple. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this is totally AI right, this is so badly written.
Speaker 2: She loves to cook, travel and enjoy charcuterie nights and
Speaker 2: not to be cheesy, but she's truly one of a kind.
Speaker 1: God to be cheesy, well you are, oh, because that's
Speaker 1: coming after charcuri Oh.
Speaker 3: God is hoping to be a man who's loyal, honest,
Speaker 3: and funny. Oh God, who isn't.
Speaker 2: I'm excited and is excited for her, the power of love.
Speaker 2: This is so bad and no one checked it, no
Speaker 2: one and is excited for her, the power of love
Speaker 2: to guide her on this journey that I want to
Speaker 2: I want to quit.
Speaker 3: I want to sue the bat. I swear to God,
Speaker 3: who do we sue? Let's get her the bachelor. She
Speaker 3: has a collection gross she's a whiz with power Point,
Speaker 3: guess Russer. That is absolutely the opposite of a fun fact.
Speaker 3: That is a boring, serious fact. That's a Now what
Speaker 3: part of fun fact is that she can use PowerPoint?
Speaker 3: Look at the third one. Actually, I agree with the
Speaker 3: third one.
Speaker 1: I like that. I don't hate that she.
Speaker 2: Relaxes by watching organization content on TikTok so I.
Speaker 1: See people organize. I like that too.
Speaker 3: Remember on fordif I was asking for shows like that.
Speaker 3: Now I like it because I can't do it and
Speaker 3: I'm not good at it and it's never really helped me.
Speaker 3: But for some reason, I just enjoy watching it. I'm
Speaker 3: a very messy person. I don't want to be, though,
Speaker 3: so I appreciate that she said that right, even though
Speaker 3: she strikes me as someone who's known. If she's a
Speaker 3: whiz at PowerPoint, she's very annoying to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean he might like her, but she's going
Speaker 2: to be intimidating.
Speaker 3: This next one is her word her. Okay, yeah, I
Speaker 3: don't like her. I'm going to just say right now.
Speaker 3: But the next one I love Rodrika. She's twenty eight
Speaker 3: and Robbie is Erotica. Nope, it's Ridica. I think Ridica.
Speaker 3: She's let's say that, very cute. She's so pretty and
Speaker 3: so cute. And also she's a lawyer from New York.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, she'd love her.
Speaker 1: She's wearing she knows what colors look good on her.
Speaker 2: She's wearing a hot pink. Hot pink, and it looks
Speaker 2: so pretty on her. It's a great color for her.
Speaker 2: She's Indian.
Speaker 3: She's proud of her Indian heritage, so finding someone she
Speaker 3: can share her family traditions with is.
Speaker 1: A top priority.
Speaker 3: Because Ai she loves to shop back and get a
Speaker 3: fresh manicure, so she's a gurly girl.
Speaker 1: Gurly girl.
Speaker 2: That's why she's wearing pink. She also hopes to meet
Speaker 2: a romantic man who's it wants to be adventuress or
Speaker 2: get down on the dance floor, but she's she brunches regularly.
Speaker 1: That's her fun.
Speaker 2: Fab you guys, loves to go to brunch, loves a mimosa.
Speaker 1: She's the named Harry Potter nerd. I don't, I don't always,
Speaker 1: I don't care. It's not for me. I'm not dating her, right,
Speaker 1: No wants to kiss someone in the rain?
Speaker 2: I'm down with that. That's a bucket list item. See
Speaker 2: I that's a waste of a bucket list. That's a
Speaker 2: waste of a line in your notes app on your
Speaker 2: phone that that's something you want to do, Like, just
Speaker 2: do that then kiss.
Speaker 1: I made a list.
Speaker 3: I met a list of top ten things I wanted
Speaker 3: to achieve by the time I was I don't remember,
Speaker 3: and I don't know where the list is, but it's
Speaker 3: probably not that far. And one of the things was
Speaker 3: to slow dance on top of a tall building in
Speaker 3: New York because I'd seen it in the Goodbye Girl.
Speaker 3: Not gonna lie. I'm going to date myself a little.
Speaker 3: I was very young when I saw that Neil Simon
Speaker 3: play Turn movie with Richard Dravis. Yes, but that was
Speaker 3: on my list, and I guess you could call it
Speaker 3: a bucket list.
Speaker 1: Well, okay, but that's a little bit harder to achieve.
Speaker 2: That's you'd have to like book a flight to New
Speaker 2: York and they're like there a lot would go into that.
Speaker 2: I could completely see that being something that you're like,
Speaker 2: you know what, this is on my bucket list. I'm
Speaker 2: going to make this happen. But you could just sit
Speaker 2: outside when it's raining and like kiss someone. Right, No,
Speaker 2: that just doesn't seem that hard. Like I hear you.
Speaker 2: I hear you, and I'm giving her a pass. I
Speaker 2: think I blame producer is not her. She's adorable and
Speaker 2: I love her. She looks like a friend of mine,
Speaker 2: So I think I'm having warm feelings because of that.
Speaker 2: All right, Rebecca, she's thirtyel one spell Rebecca r E
Speaker 2: B e k A h of course Rebecca.
Speaker 3: She's a thirty one and she's from Dallas. She's an
Speaker 3: ic universe from my one of my hometowns, Dallas.
Speaker 2: We have just gotten right into the like self assured,
Speaker 2: like go get her, gals loving it. Look at Leezie
Speaker 2: is beautiful. My god, she's very pretty. I have a
Speaker 2: sneaking suspicion that she's also a model. Has to be right,
Speaker 2: they structure, Yeah, she's got to be a model, but whatever,
Speaker 2: that's fine.
Speaker 1: She's thirty one. Maybe she's ambitious, yes.
Speaker 2: Because she's not I see you nurse. Yeah, it's a
Speaker 2: pretty intense job. And he's from Dallas, right, so that's nice.
Speaker 2: I believe he's from Dallas. I thought he was. I
Speaker 2: swear I thought or he's from Texas. Okay, well, then
Speaker 2: that's that's not bad. That tends to work out. You
Speaker 2: know who you know who worked out that had that
Speaker 2: situation going on is Zach and Katie.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, yeah. Fun fact. She's never met an animal.
Speaker 1: She didn't like. We like that.
Speaker 3: Yes, she loves to play scrabble and she always aims
Speaker 3: to be the best dressed person in the room.
Speaker 2: That's a little strange.
Speaker 1: But she didn't.
Speaker 3: She did not succeed with what she's wearing now. Her photo,
Speaker 3: she's wearing like this, like almost oh good, bless you,
Speaker 3: bless me.
Speaker 1: I was going to turn my sound down so you
Speaker 1: didn't hear that, but it came so fast. I'm curious.
Speaker 2: She's wearing like this, very like from the romantic era,
Speaker 2: Like it's like a bodice but it's full of roses,
Speaker 2: and it's with puffy sleeves and a little off the
Speaker 2: shoulder and it's too much.
Speaker 3: It could be a dress, but either way, it actually
Speaker 3: looks like something that you would like a server would wear.
Speaker 3: At l Coyote, that's like a similar vibe, and it's
Speaker 3: definitely not I'm looking up Grant, but it's not taking
Speaker 3: me where I want to go so at all?
Speaker 1: Yeah, where is land Ellis from?
Speaker 3: And I'm glad you're doing that right now because I
Speaker 3: lost the I lost the thing I was just looking at.
Speaker 1: So now I don't even know where that is.
Speaker 2: Grant. Well, now I got a different Grant Ellis.
Speaker 3: I know, so did I? Oh my god, and I
Speaker 3: lost You guys were not doing great. We're not doing great.
Speaker 3: I lost the People magazine thing I was just looking at,
Speaker 3: and I have to talk.
Speaker 1: All right, will you find it? Find it again? Where
Speaker 1: did Grant Ellis grow up?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: He's from New Jersey, from Texas at all. There's some
Speaker 3: Texas in him. There's some Texas.
Speaker 2: And the one I was looking at was him. It
Speaker 2: was the basketball guy. It says he well he Oh
Speaker 2: he lives in Houston. Okay, I don't know where God
Speaker 2: lives in Houston. News raised in Newark, he graduated he
Speaker 2: went to high school in Jersey city.
Speaker 3: He has way off, way off, So forgive me. This
Speaker 3: is like our only job, but it's not our only job. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so let's see if there's anything else about her.
Speaker 1: Oh she he lives in Houston. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Did he play like professional sports in Dallas? I swear
Speaker 3: there's a Dallas connection or my or my hookup is.
Speaker 2: I we'd have to look up his bio, which, okay,
Speaker 2: let's keep going with the ladies, and then one of
Speaker 2: us needs to keep going, all right, Sorry, how do
Speaker 2: we feel about her? Rebecca with an Ah. I like
Speaker 2: her for him. I think she's gonna she's going to
Speaker 2: bring him up. She's going to make him rise to
Speaker 2: her level. She likes to play scrabble, She is smart,
Speaker 2: she's it says she wants to meet someone gentle hearted.
Speaker 2: He's gentle hearted. I think this could be a match.
Speaker 3: Okay, Now the next one is interesting to me. Her
Speaker 3: name is Rose, and she's very I relate to her
Speaker 3: like not a lot of makeup, I mean really very,
Speaker 3: but not but not necessarily like tomboy. Because she's wearing
Speaker 3: like a cute white dress and she's and got little
Speaker 3: like strappy sandals.
Speaker 2: She seems that really she rais really young.
Speaker 3: She's twenty seven, and she is a also registered nurse.
Speaker 3: We're getting into the nurse era from Chicago.
Speaker 1: But I think she's really cute. I like that she's
Speaker 1: not all made up. I like her. She's not like her.
Speaker 2: You don't think she needs more dazzle. Yeah, I like
Speaker 2: her for me, Okay, for you. She's got a big heart. Well,
Speaker 2: she says she has an even bigger personality. She doesn't
Speaker 2: read like she has a big personality. She thinks Julie
Speaker 2: Andrews is the goat.
Speaker 1: I like that. Yeah, if you do. For you, Yeah,
Speaker 1: as my friend. For Grant. No, she admits that she's
Speaker 1: a terrible dancer. I see, yeah, I hear you.
Speaker 2: I'd love to attend a Formula one race. Guess what
Speaker 2: he's going home?
Speaker 1: Yeah, first night. She hops she'll.
Speaker 2: Be the only Rose that's all caps needs because her
Speaker 2: name is Rose.
Speaker 1: Yes, hey, guys, Rose has a big heart. Hope she's
Speaker 1: the only Rose. Well, like they didn't.
Speaker 2: Have to put it in caps, but right whatever, Okay, guys,
Speaker 2: we'd get you.
Speaker 1: We're with you so far. So far.
Speaker 2: I'm just going to just to recap. I like Rebecca
Speaker 2: for him. I know you love Redica, but I like
Speaker 2: Rebecca and I like Nissi. Rebecca like my calls. So far,
Speaker 2: so far from this group, I'm really feeling them for him.
Speaker 1: Okay, so where are so Rose?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Do I have anything else to say about Rose?
Speaker 2: I don't. This is going to sound horrible. This is
Speaker 2: so pas but you know whatever, her shoes look very
Speaker 2: payless or like.
Speaker 1: Mom like she was.
Speaker 2: That's what I like about her. That's see why I
Speaker 2: think that's nice, heisticated.
Speaker 3: I hear you, but I like it. I think it's refreshing.
Speaker 3: It's refreshing. I think she's just like a normal See.
Speaker 3: This is what I want more of on the show.
Speaker 3: I want people. I want to watch a show where
Speaker 3: it's not like people I wouldn't want to know in
Speaker 3: real life.
Speaker 1: I want it to be people that like I, that
Speaker 1: we could be.
Speaker 3: That's I think why we took to the Golden not
Speaker 3: just because they're older or whatever, but because they're just like,
Speaker 3: they don't really know how to be influencers yet. They're
Speaker 3: just living their lives and now they're on a show.
Speaker 3: But that I want to see that. Otherwise it's just
Speaker 3: like old hat. You know, you're like, they're all in
Speaker 3: ball gowns and they're ridiculous and annoying. I like Rose,
Speaker 3: and I stand by it. You're probably right, he's not
Speaker 3: going to love her, but I think she's adorbes hey, like.
Speaker 1: You could be.
Speaker 2: I mean, who knows, having not been sled at all.
Speaker 2: Like I mean, maybe she wins. She probably will not.
Speaker 1: I get your point.
Speaker 3: Might not be his type, but I like, I like
Speaker 3: to see the representation of someone who's not like going
Speaker 3: to a fucking ball every day.
Speaker 1: You know, yeah for Rose, okay, sor.
Speaker 2: Sarafina, But she's just spelling it different. She's she wants
Speaker 2: to me different instead of like with just f I
Speaker 2: n A. She added an E, so it's like fiend
Speaker 2: but Fina Sarafina liking that it's not her fault.
Speaker 1: Though. I think she's gorgeous. I love the jeens. It's
Speaker 1: gonna love her look.
Speaker 2: She has long hair, she's wearing She's African American, wearing
Speaker 2: a white tube top which just looks so fricking stunning
Speaker 2: against her skin.
Speaker 1: Freaking cute jeans. She looks like she.
Speaker 2: Might have played basketball in high school. I'm gonna say
Speaker 2: she looks tall, mm hmm. I just think looks wise
Speaker 2: he's going to like her right off the bat. She's
Speaker 2: so pretty stunning. She's an associate media director from New York.
Speaker 1: What does that mean?
Speaker 2: I'm not sure an assistant maybe, like I don't know
Speaker 2: what is a media director? Is that like advertising? No
Speaker 2: idea but probably yeah, but also probably just means actress
Speaker 2: attempt ones at like a media company, so like let's
Speaker 2: just go with that. But also, is going on a
Speaker 2: reality show actress lady? I know, I think that one
Speaker 2: thing that I'm noticing about these bios and I mean,
Speaker 2: I know it's it's always like this, but it's never
Speaker 2: been this bad before where they don't tell you anything
Speaker 2: about the person. It is strictly AI like every single
Speaker 2: person is like she wants to settle down and meet
Speaker 2: a guy who likes family. And yep, she's one hundred
Speaker 2: percent life material, loyal, thoughtful, can't wait to be engaged.
Speaker 2: She's her life is very full, socially a professional. All
Speaker 2: that's missing is romantic companionship. She wants to meet a
Speaker 2: man who's ready to settle down and start a family.
Speaker 2: We are like they're just saying the same thing over
Speaker 2: and over exactly. And also and let's not like give
Speaker 2: a pass. That's so AI photoshop the photos. I mean,
Speaker 2: why even have the photos? Why even have them if
Speaker 2: you're gonna do like they're switching things around. Everything looks crazy.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying the whole thing just reads AI and
Speaker 2: I don't like it. This is exactly what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: They got to bring the shit back down to earth.
Speaker 1: We don't. Nobody wants this. Nobody wants this, I believe.
Speaker 2: I completely agree with you. And you know this is
Speaker 2: ripe for conspiracy theory. They fired everybody they fire, they poured. Yes,
Speaker 2: poor Phyllis and Chloe just kind of fired without probably
Speaker 2: any warning. They were just like, sorry, we don't need
Speaker 2: you guys. Also, you guys were kind of lazy, like
Speaker 2: you were just phoning it in anyway. And Phillis was like,
Speaker 2: hell no, I wasn't phoning it in, Like I took
Speaker 2: that job so seriously. And they're like, welles doesn't really
Speaker 2: matter now because we can get Ai to do it
Speaker 2: for free, right, which they did.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The way.
Speaker 3: Her fun facts are that she wants to learn to
Speaker 3: play tennis. She brought to Bob during her college years.
Speaker 3: I'm sure that was adorable. And she's seen every episode
Speaker 3: of Gray's anatomy at least three times.
Speaker 2: So she's bright. I mean that makes sense. So she's
Speaker 2: a doctor then okay, great, remember my joke about I
Speaker 2: had a joke about if you want to be a doctor.
Speaker 2: Just my joke was like about that I haven't gone
Speaker 2: to college. But the punchline of the joke was if
Speaker 2: you really want to be a doctor, like watch er
Speaker 2: like and then some people are going to say, well,
Speaker 2: I don't like have cable or I can't be home
Speaker 2: to like record Er every Thursday.
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, maybe you just don't really want to
Speaker 1: be a doctor.
Speaker 2: Then yes, oh my I can't do the bare minimum
Speaker 2: like you know what I mean. Then just like it's
Speaker 2: not for you anyway. That was there's more to the joke,
Speaker 2: you guys. So Also, I don't like it when people
Speaker 2: have as their fun fact that they want to learn
Speaker 2: to play tennis.
Speaker 1: Then just learn to play tennis. It shouldn't just be
Speaker 1: a fun.
Speaker 2: Fact about you, right, like play tennis or don't play tennis.
Speaker 2: But you don't need to stop like, oh, you know
Speaker 2: what I want to.
Speaker 1: Do, I want to learn to bowl.
Speaker 2: Okay, I could just there's a bowling you know what
Speaker 2: there's it's even easier to play tennis than to go bowling.
Speaker 2: You go bowling, you gotta rent shoes, put on some sneakers,
Speaker 2: go to.
Speaker 1: The fricking park and play tennis.
Speaker 3: Learn all right, ol, I mean no, don't yell at me,
Speaker 3: yell at her. I hope she's listening. Savanna a Savannah.
Speaker 3: Now she's we've got a little Southerner here. She's from
Speaker 3: Charlottesville and she's a wedding plan.
Speaker 1: In Arkansville, Virginia.
Speaker 3: She doesn't want to be a wedding planner anymore. She's
Speaker 3: ready to be the bride.
Speaker 1: That doesn't make any sense, Like she wants to be
Speaker 1: the bride Wait on the Bachelor. That's crazy. See there
Speaker 1: they're just all the same.
Speaker 3: And again her perfect man is loyal, caring. See, I
Speaker 3: want somebody to come on there like, okay, like me again,
Speaker 3: we're gonna use me as an example. I would honestly
Speaker 3: not say that. I'd be like, I like a guy
Speaker 3: whose kind of needs to be fixed. Now, they would
Speaker 3: never use it because they'd be like, that's not really
Speaker 3: what like, that's not really the brand of the show.
Speaker 3: I'd be like, I like a guy with a little
Speaker 3: bit of an edge, usually somewhat of an addiction to something.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say like possibly like suspicion of like
Speaker 2: alcohol abuse, definitely not even suspicion or possibly definitely and
Speaker 2: then like like I got to put my alan onto
Speaker 2: good use.
Speaker 1: I like to be able to fix things I have.
Speaker 3: I have avoidant tendencies myself, so I like to sort
Speaker 3: of hook up with the guys that do because then
Speaker 3: I don't have to really worry about it.
Speaker 1: I say all that, and they're like, do you like
Speaker 1: to knit?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I don't, like I don't like to crouchet. Yeah, nothing,
Speaker 1: nothing with yarn.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I want you to ask me questions like I'm on
Speaker 3: this okay, so you're you're my story producer, Okay, okay,
Speaker 3: and so just ask me any and I'm gonna be.
Speaker 1: Me Okay, what's your idea?
Speaker 2: Like what if you could travel anywhere in the world,
Speaker 2: where would you go? Oh? Well, now that I would, Hm,
Speaker 2: who's paying? And they're like, well, the bachelor.
Speaker 3: I mean like, let's just assume the bachelor's paying, Like right, okay,
Speaker 3: if a bachelor wherever, where would I go? Paris? But
Speaker 3: if I'm paying, probably just Arlington, Texas?
Speaker 1: Wherever?
Speaker 3: I have miles, who uses do I need my miles
Speaker 3: for the Bachelor?
Speaker 2: What have you always wanted to do? What's on your
Speaker 2: bucket list? What's on my bucket list? I think tell
Speaker 2: somebody off.
Speaker 3: In public that I've been like harboring bad, resentful feelings
Speaker 3: about for a long time.
Speaker 1: Just tell them off.
Speaker 3: To an applause break, everyone's gathered around and I tell
Speaker 3: them off, and I win some kind of like rap
Speaker 3: battle or.
Speaker 1: Some kind of like a dance mob. It's but it's
Speaker 1: with more yelling yelling.
Speaker 2: I'm just like really or oh, like all everybody that
Speaker 2: was kind of mean to me in sixth grade sees
Speaker 2: me do the best karaoke. So they're like, that's on
Speaker 2: your bucket list. Nothing else, like anything about like dating
Speaker 2: or whatever.
Speaker 3: I'm like, no, no, no, no, and everything's in my
Speaker 3: rates and high just like hit every note.
Speaker 2: And I don't know why they're all there at the
Speaker 2: same time, but they are. That that would be number one.
Speaker 1: I would say. Yeah.
Speaker 2: They're like, we know, you know what we're gonna call
Speaker 2: you if we get a good bachelor. That sort of
Speaker 2: he needs to be like edgy and kind of like mean.
Speaker 2: He's got to be really nice. To me sometimes and
Speaker 2: then just terrible to me. And they're like like in
Speaker 2: con assistance, do you have anybody like that that's like
Speaker 2: just not I mean, like a totally different person. You're like,
Speaker 2: I don't understand. Like he was so wonderful and then
Speaker 2: like the next time, I was just like he didn't
Speaker 2: even make eye contact with me. You're like, oh, little time,
Speaker 2: You're like, listen, hear me out.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: I know that things didn't work out well for Devin
Speaker 2: and Jen and I realized that a lot of people
Speaker 2: don't like him, but I feel like they just don't
Speaker 2: get him.
Speaker 3: I could fix him, just let is he wanted. And
Speaker 3: I'm like winking at the story, but I'm like, is
Speaker 3: he just tell me? Is he the Bachelor? And they're
Speaker 3: like absolutely not. We are completely trying to distance ourselves
Speaker 3: from him. He's like the worst person we've ever had
Speaker 3: on the show. And I'm like, okay, but just give
Speaker 3: me like blink hard twice.
Speaker 1: If it's him. It's not, No, it's not. I promise you.
Speaker 1: It's okay.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, you promise.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: See on the first day of filming, No, we don't,
Speaker 2: You're you're not in like all right, pack.
Speaker 1: It up, like what's okay?
Speaker 3: And they're like, okay again, We're gonna ask you one
Speaker 3: more time or give you one more chance, Like what's
Speaker 3: a perfect first date?
Speaker 1: I'm like, do you know what it would?
Speaker 3: You know, like getting a bottle of whiskey, putting a
Speaker 3: brown paper bag. I'm not crazy. I understand you can't
Speaker 3: drink everywhere in public in a brown paper bag. Go
Speaker 3: sit somewhere that we're not supposed to be cause a
Speaker 3: little bit of trouble.
Speaker 2: Get kicked you out, beush you know, quick pot, go
Speaker 2: to Vegas, hide marijuana in your shoe, under the sole
Speaker 2: of your shoe, and like a little trap, little trapdoor door,
Speaker 2: swing for the fences, I guess. And when I'm hoping
Speaker 2: to get out of this, you know, not Instagram followers,
Speaker 2: but just like maybe some sales on my new business
Speaker 2: of these pouches that you can smuggle stuff onto aeroplanes, They're.
Speaker 1: Like, okay, bye, that's okay.
Speaker 3: So Savannah, she here's some soundbacks. She loves a competitive
Speaker 3: game of charades. I must have charades charades, which is
Speaker 3: that's cute. She loves that though she loves it like
Speaker 3: she saw when Harry met Salian loves it or she
Speaker 3: really loves it, like they're constantly doing that. Okay, she
Speaker 3: dreams of planning the met Gallo one day. Well that's
Speaker 3: a big leap. I feel like we've talked about this
Speaker 3: girl before. I don't think so she made Maybe she was.
Speaker 2: She has a serious fear of owls, which reminds me
Speaker 2: of the staircase.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Do you think it's because she saw it on
Speaker 1: the staircase?
Speaker 3: Maybe I get it, though. Owls are freaking creepy. I
Speaker 3: like them, and I'm glad that they're around and stuff.
Speaker 3: I think they're very wise, but they freak me. They
Speaker 3: freaked me out. I feel like I feel like you've
Speaker 3: drank the kool aid about owls. Like no, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: why Ask my friend Brian from college. I got high
Speaker 3: one time in college one time. I know that's crazy,
Speaker 3: but like I really just didn't smoke. I this is
Speaker 3: what happened. I smoked pot finally, like junior year of college,
Speaker 3: and I got really freaked about owls because I was like,
Speaker 3: what are they though? Because I decided that they were
Speaker 3: like native wood chips, because think about an owl, it
Speaker 3: looks like little wood chips, like a like a like
Speaker 3: a roof.
Speaker 1: No, it doesn't at all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, somebody out there knows what I'm talking about, and
Speaker 3: I think that it does, and I got I got
Speaker 3: that in my head. So from then on, I'm like,
Speaker 3: owls are a little bit sus So I get it.
Speaker 3: I like them, but I don't. I'm unsure that's and
Speaker 3: then that's my whole fun fact. They're like, what's something
Speaker 3: we should do? What's something you're scared of?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, one time I got so high that
Speaker 2: I thought owls were like rooftops And they're like, no,
Speaker 2: we can't use this non You're the only one that's
Speaker 2: ever gotten the paperback. They just keep emailing it back
Speaker 2: to their like, we just need a few more fun facts.
Speaker 2: You're like, oh my god, I've given you guys so many. Okay,
Speaker 2: Vicky can't believe how many times they're making me do
Speaker 2: the fun facts again. Okay, Vicky is twenty eight, She's beutiful.
Speaker 1: I cannot believe.
Speaker 2: This is so ow unfair to other people, like to
Speaker 2: other contestants that have been on the show.
Speaker 1: Every single one of his girls is like a model.
Speaker 1: I know, how is that fair?
Speaker 2: Is it? Because do you think he's one of the
Speaker 2: better looking bachelors we've had in a while, I guess,
Speaker 2: so pretty damn gorgeous.
Speaker 3: But like, taking it a step further, I think that
Speaker 3: the world has changed and now these are the influence.
Speaker 3: These are the people that they want because they have
Speaker 3: the most instant followers. I mean, it's like, who who
Speaker 3: what is it? What is it called wagging the tail?
Speaker 1: Wags the dog? No, yeah, but like wag the dog? Yeah, course,
Speaker 1: wag the dog. Like what's first?
Speaker 3: They start at a place where these people are already
Speaker 3: kind of out there. They don't just get a random person,
Speaker 3: so you get it. Yeah. So she's a nightclub server Vegas, Vegas. Sure, yeah,
Speaker 3: you're not.
Speaker 2: Gonna believe this, but she's always dreamed of finding her
Speaker 2: perfect love story. Oh my god, what that's so different?
Speaker 2: I know. Okay, she's a former NFL cheerleader. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: it is gonna look like that. But she might have
Speaker 2: hung up her pomp pomps for good, but she's still
Speaker 2: ready to cheer on her future partner. Right.
Speaker 1: Oh, but she has a Chihuahua named Winnie. I like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, ready to put herself out there and go the
Speaker 3: distance she takes pride in her calves of steel. Okay,
Speaker 3: she's not herself without Lipliner. No, I'm gonna say no,
Speaker 3: I'm not.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: Also, we got to get away from lipliner. It is
Speaker 3: un needed. Yeah, and she would love to live on
Speaker 3: a vineyard in Italy. She is all over the place. Okay,
Speaker 3: she's very, very pretty. So she's she's one of my
Speaker 3: tops right now, she's not one of my tops. She's
Speaker 3: not doing it for me, and I don't And I
Speaker 3: think you're right to like her. Former NFL chard I
Speaker 3: get X. Girl is very pretty.
Speaker 2: This is our last girl, so we can go through
Speaker 2: her and then we can go back and see our
Speaker 2: tops are.
Speaker 3: Oh, she is gorge She's like a purple, very skin tight,
Speaker 3: adorable dress.
Speaker 2: Got an insane body and that's why she took the
Speaker 2: picture from knees up.
Speaker 1: She was like, listen, bitch, oh, I want to show
Speaker 1: the whole body.
Speaker 2: They're like, well, most of the girls are kind of
Speaker 2: doing like a kind of chest up.
Speaker 1: She's like ah ah nah oh yeah, no.
Speaker 3: Like physically and she's a tech engineer slash model like, oh,
Speaker 3: I can't compete with no, one can compete with Zoe.
Speaker 1: I hate her. I love her and hate her.
Speaker 2: She also graduated from Oh my god, chemical Okay, she's
Speaker 2: hanging up my headphones.
Speaker 1: She's gonna win?
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean it depends on what he.
Speaker 3: I mean, she's so, she's oh, and she cooks too,
Speaker 3: she cooks fancy dinners when she's love I can't.
Speaker 1: Oh, she's too much, that's too much.
Speaker 3: And fun fact she loves nothing makes her happier than
Speaker 3: puppies and babies.
Speaker 1: Oh my lord.
Speaker 2: And she can't and won't live without tacos. Look at
Speaker 2: the third one, embrace yourself.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: What she was the first female wrestler to join her
Speaker 2: high school wrestling team. What is happening when?
Speaker 1: That's too much joke?
Speaker 2: Are we being punked right now? Are we being punked?
Speaker 2: I mean, if you mean, did Ashton Kutcher come over
Speaker 2: and he's like fucking with us? Yes, somebody's fucking with
Speaker 2: us because nobody is that perfect. That's crazy and saying
Speaker 2: you know that the wrestler thing, I mean, like that's
Speaker 2: she's she's definitely an overage.
Speaker 3: She's an achiever. I don't want to say over it,
Speaker 3: she's an achiever. I mean she might I can Okay,
Speaker 3: here's what I call. I don't think she's going to
Speaker 3: be the right person for Grant. I think she's gonna
Speaker 3: make it past the first few episodes, but I think
Speaker 3: we might be looking at our next bachelorette. That's what
Speaker 3: if she if she's if she wants it, Like, I
Speaker 3: don't know if she'll make it with Grant, But I mean,
Speaker 3: I don't know how you find it more perfect specimen.
Speaker 2: I can't believe they saved the best for last. Well
Speaker 2: they did in alphabetical order.
Speaker 3: Oh, she's my number one pick for just the whole show, Grant.
Speaker 3: When I look down at related articles, just I just
Speaker 3: want you to know this headline because get yourself braced, yourself. Okay,
Speaker 3: Grant says, let the journey begin to grow up, and
Speaker 3: I want a wife.
Speaker 1: He says, quote unquote, Okay, I'm just gonna say that's
Speaker 1: the scoop.
Speaker 2: This is our third one, and we have just a
Speaker 2: few minutes left, so I.
Speaker 1: Just want to go.
Speaker 2: I'm going to go from the beginning. This is this
Speaker 2: is my predictions based on just pick and then I'll
Speaker 2: have a different prediction. We always do it this way, Cecily,
Speaker 2: So don't pay please, don't start in your mind, going,
Speaker 2: we don't do it this way. We're going to make
Speaker 2: some blind predictions based on nothing, and then we'll decide
Speaker 2: if we want to stick with those predictions. So I'm
Speaker 2: gonna say, just based on what we've seen, I still
Speaker 2: am with Alexi twenty seven. She was our she was first,
Speaker 2: and she's absolutely adorable, and she was she was the
Speaker 2: She's a pediatric speech therapist and she's the one who
Speaker 2: loves ketchup chips. Okay, okay, she's adorable. Yeah, yeah, so
Speaker 2: that that's one of mine.
Speaker 1: I'm calling her Eliks but whatever, you can call her Alexi. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm going to have a top I'm going to do
Speaker 1: a top.
Speaker 2: Four like cometowns Okay to oh you Bailey? Did I
Speaker 2: love Bailey? I feel like I loved Bailey. You loved Carolina?
Speaker 1: Did you skip by her? She was number six? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm in love with her. I mean, she we like.
Speaker 2: Her because she's funny. She describes her vibe as cool grandma. Remember,
Speaker 2: so she drives of being roasted by Nicki Glazer. So
Speaker 2: she's she's gonna be a problem though. She's going to
Speaker 2: think of herself. She's going to fancy herself a bit
Speaker 2: of a comedian, I feel, and that always leads to trouble.
Speaker 2: She's going to be our Karen, our Karen Olympia. She's
Speaker 2: gonna she's going to have some villain vibes and she
Speaker 2: be really outspoken.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I like her. She's going to make it far.
Speaker 2: Okay, Looe Christina, Dina, Ella Jane we liked.
Speaker 1: I feel like we liked Ella, No, did we? Yeah?
Speaker 2: She's twenty five, she likes watching basketball, she prefers glamping,
Speaker 2: she want Her favorite look was a T shirt with
Speaker 2: Justin Bieber's face on it, and she plays badminton.
Speaker 1: I don't know if we loved her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, she's cute. She could, but she's not.
Speaker 2: She's not my top four.
Speaker 3: Juliana. We like Juliana a lot. She wants a dog
Speaker 3: friendly bar one day. Yeah, we like Sinatra's I'm gonna
Speaker 3: put her in my top four.
Speaker 1: Okay, ke we love too, though, No, that's a lot.
Speaker 1: Kelsey is the.
Speaker 2: Serier designer's bubbaly Okay, I'm putting Kelsey in my top four. Hiley.
Speaker 2: No oh, and then remember Lydia. Lydia as the venture capitalist. Okay,
Speaker 2: she's for sure she's in my top three. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: go for a good group. This is a good group.
Speaker 2: We have an embarrassment of riches so.
Speaker 1: And then and then Nissi.
Speaker 2: Yes, Nissi was in my top so Nissi and then
Speaker 2: the last one for Zoe Zoe. But I also think
Speaker 2: of Rebecca. But now Rebecca's kind of falling out of
Speaker 2: the top.
Speaker 1: I mean, who's you know. I need to give it
Speaker 1: a little time. I need to give it time. But
Speaker 1: I like Safina too.
Speaker 2: For him, maybe have ad Okay, I've named like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I've named like six.
Speaker 1: You guys know who I said. I said, I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna stick with yours. You guys get on fire.
Speaker 1: One comment and they closed the comments.
Speaker 2: I saw that on comment talks, the women without the
Speaker 2: botox lips are the most beautiful.
Speaker 1: Okay, which who are they? What? How are you? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, it's just funny. Just has to be Okay.
Speaker 3: I feel like you guys have learned a little bit
Speaker 3: about us. You've learned a little bit about the show
Speaker 3: The Bachelor. If you've never watched it before, you're in
Speaker 3: for a like, why who would be listening to this
Speaker 3: if they've never watched the batch.
Speaker 2: First of all, who has never seen the bit, It's
Speaker 2: like that would be impossible. But then take it a
Speaker 2: step further. You've stumbled upon this podcast. You're looking at
Speaker 2: you like typed in. You're like, I really like science
Speaker 2: based podcast. But because I talked about dark matter, this
Speaker 2: came up. They're like, what are they even talking about those?
Speaker 2: Grand All right, guys, by the way, well no, never mind,
Speaker 2: I'm not even gonna say this because we're gonna have
Speaker 2: done an episode about this before you hear this. So anyway,
Speaker 2: all right, love you guys, Thank you, see you next
Speaker 2: week for the show.
Speaker 3: Yes, finally, hang in there. We love you, thanks for
Speaker 3: being here. We'll see you next week. Okay,