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<v Speaker 1>Need advice.

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<v Speaker 2>Taco Bub to the rescue, dipper Asque Taco Bub.

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<v Speaker 1>On one O one one.

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<v Speaker 3>W j r R. All right, this is Orlando's rock station.

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<v Speaker 3>While he's already settled into his broadcast position, looking dapper

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<v Speaker 3>as always with the sports code on and the shorts.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a hybrid Miami Vice look very contemporary nature though

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<v Speaker 3>twenty twenty five style.

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<v Speaker 1>It is Miami Hybrid with SoCal.

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<v Speaker 3>The world renowned LCTV here to help you. I should

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<v Speaker 3>mention what I was overusing the restroom a few minutes

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<v Speaker 3>ago before you got here, and there was somebody in

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<v Speaker 3>the lobby area over there looking kind of lost. The

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<v Speaker 3>office isn't open yet, so I want to see if

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<v Speaker 3>I could help. It was I guess someone you helped previously.

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<v Speaker 3>He had had a handed me this box of his

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<v Speaker 3>box of Cubans for a I like, so I've got

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<v Speaker 3>him over the desk for you. Looks like there's a

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<v Speaker 3>nice thank you note.

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<v Speaker 2>Life coach is not afraid to accept those thank you

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<v Speaker 2>for you know, helped out people.

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking of helping out, how you doing read? I'm good,

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<v Speaker 1>no complaints, You're looking good man.

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<v Speaker 2>Been shaving off some LB's right few it's looking ut solid.

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<v Speaker 1>Just make sure and I stay away from the Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I don't know what just came over me.

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<v Speaker 2>If you need me to write, you know, medical marijuana

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<v Speaker 2>script for anything, you know, a little stress, dooby, few gummies.

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<v Speaker 2>I got you covered, man, need anything, I'd just like

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<v Speaker 2>to check on you before I get to the listeners.

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<v Speaker 2>Got enough scripts going already, Well, this script could go

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<v Speaker 2>away with some of those, you know, medicine cabinet full

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<v Speaker 2>that blood pressure all of a sudden turns into just that's.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, get to that tomorrow. LC I.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, there are a lot at two two five,

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<v Speaker 2>two six. I will print them up if I don't

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<v Speaker 2>get to them. This one's going into governments anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>You can watch the world renow life coach do his

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<v Speaker 3>craft his trade work here on Facebook Live. We're up

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<v Speaker 3>and running there right now.

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<v Speaker 1>A model of the sports coat and shorts for you

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<v Speaker 1>you'd like. Yeah, quit the look, elsie.

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<v Speaker 2>I caught my college kid using one of those gambling apps.

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<v Speaker 2>And when I say caught him using the gambling app,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I noticed an eight thousand dollars charge on

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<v Speaker 2>my credit card. Oh my god, correct me if I'm

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<v Speaker 2>wrong here, But don't credit card statements come like once

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<v Speaker 2>a month as far as I know, so probably would

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<v Speaker 2>have noticed it last month's man, your kid sucks at

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<v Speaker 2>gambling eight grand in a month. It sounds like he

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<v Speaker 2>was hoping to have those losses covered before bill hit

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<v Speaker 2>the bill hit dad's inbox. It's just like sitting there

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<v Speaker 2>with the scratchy. He's in LA to one hundred dollars

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<v Speaker 2>scratchy you bought, we paid off with the you know

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<v Speaker 2>four fifties that you're buying thousand dollars. Dude, he's past

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<v Speaker 2>even calling the number. You got to send him to GA.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not talking Georgia. I'm talking Well, you could send

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<v Speaker 2>him to Georgia and right off the problem. But gambler

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<v Speaker 2>is anonymous. I counseled somebody once, pat and my life

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<v Speaker 2>coach early life coach times that had he was a

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<v Speaker 2>drunk with a gambling bright.

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<v Speaker 1>He didn't know which meeting to go to, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, I got hold on, I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>go gamble.

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<v Speaker 2>And then he started taking that what's the sleeping style

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<v Speaker 2>ambient and he was gamble, drive and drink.

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<v Speaker 1>He was just a mess. Life coach.

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<v Speaker 2>Glad you are able to straighten him out.

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<v Speaker 1>Medical card Life coach. I'm a sniffer. The hell is wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>I enjoy sniffing things, especially if it comes from my body.

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<v Speaker 2>Think I have a problem, and oh do you think

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<v Speaker 2>I have a problem? And do women do this? Because

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<v Speaker 2>I'm looking for a soulmate. I can't make this stuff up.

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<v Speaker 2>I swear to God. Somebody texts this at two two

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<v Speaker 2>five two six.

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<v Speaker 3>He'd be beyond this type of sniff where you're making

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<v Speaker 3>sure you're not bo I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean when he when he starts talking with Life coach,

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<v Speaker 2>I am a sniffer. I got me I in my profession.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't, you know, shame people, So, sir, I'm sure there.

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<v Speaker 2>Are a few women out there that are, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>sniffers as you call yourself as well. If you just

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<v Speaker 2>google it, you'll probably find a group that it has

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<v Speaker 2>like a passion for it or if you want to

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<v Speaker 2>save you know, the possibilities.

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<v Speaker 1>Of jail time for being known. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>call him a weirdo.

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<v Speaker 2>Just buy your go on Amazon and get a bunch

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<v Speaker 2>of scratching sniffs and just sit home and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>the old school scratching sniff you'd get like, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>high school or junior high or elementary or whatever. Sit

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<v Speaker 2>home and scratch off.

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever you do.

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<v Speaker 2>Stay away from the mall and the perfume counters, because sir,

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<v Speaker 2>you are going to get in a world at you

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<v Speaker 2>are definitely straight to jail with the Fortunately models are

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<v Speaker 2>going away so he won't have to worry about that

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<v Speaker 2>much longtunately, Well, I mean they're going away for a reason.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just saying, fortunately for him. Oh so they don't

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<v Speaker 2>have their perfume counters, remember that where you I never

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<v Speaker 2>understood that.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like running the gauntlet when you went showed up

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<v Speaker 3>at the department store. If you made it safely by

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<v Speaker 3>their their spritzers, then there is yeah, like you said,

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<v Speaker 3>the kiosk said, and then you gotta try to avoid them.

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<v Speaker 2>He has some girl with aqueded and hair all both

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<v Speaker 2>bulked up, spraying herself to get the cheap good smell,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, shining to hide and you know, uh, what's

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<v Speaker 2>your favorite what's your favorite comfort food? Elsie mine's meat loaf?

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<v Speaker 2>Not trying to waste your time with a dumb question,

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<v Speaker 2>because I know you're excellent, Okay, I get it. It's

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<v Speaker 2>because the guy's wife. It says it's because the wife

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<v Speaker 2>is leaving for a three week work trip and said

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<v Speaker 2>she'd prepare meals for me comfort foods. Okay, first off,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think you need to think about the food.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds like she's making you meals. You know. That

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<v Speaker 2>sounds great, But a three week work trip, she's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be in a lounge the bar area in Barbados. Yet now,

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<v Speaker 2>he never said Barbadoes. She's gonna be in that lounge area,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, the bar, some swab, smooth talking business man.

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<v Speaker 2>We're in a sports jacket and shorts. Yeah no, not shorts.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you can pull off that cool look.

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<v Speaker 2>But she's as good as gone.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude.

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<v Speaker 2>You may want to like eat really small servings of

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<v Speaker 2>all those comfort meals she's making you and make them

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<v Speaker 2>last for a while because she ain't coming back. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I almost forgot my favorite comfort food. You can't go

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<v Speaker 2>wrong with the pot pie. I have Hunter make me

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<v Speaker 2>one with actual pot big proponent, I told you the

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<v Speaker 2>medical card, all right, Scripts all the time. How somebody

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<v Speaker 2>yawned in one of my sessions the other day, I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, you're getting a script cut a fart, You're

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<v Speaker 2>getting a script. It's like Oprah, everybody gets a scrip. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll see how long? How are we doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? ILSETV.

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<v Speaker 2>How do you feel about AI having their own language

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<v Speaker 2>that humans can't understand called gibberlink.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't understand. Oh, I see like gibberlink is like gibberish.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess. Uh the heck with AI?

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<v Speaker 2>And by the way, if you use an AI for

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<v Speaker 2>life coach advice because I know some people are doing that,

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<v Speaker 2>I got two other initials for you FD because you're

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<v Speaker 2>f't seriously you use serious life coaches you go to

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<v Speaker 2>for that? I see the wrap it up symbol. Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>desperately need your help life coach. Recently started a new

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<v Speaker 2>job and somebody brings in donuts, oh twice a week.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't resist them. I feel like I'm gaining. I

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<v Speaker 2>feel like I'm in college, gaining my freshman fifteen. Please

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<v Speaker 2>help Jen.

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<v Speaker 1>Jen wants a donut?

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<v Speaker 3>Have a donut?

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<v Speaker 2>Jen. A lot of weaker people would tell you, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>quit the job because you just started it. But you're

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<v Speaker 2>not weak, Okay, Jen, they're weak, not you. I have

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<v Speaker 2>the perfect person that can actually help you out. It's

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<v Speaker 2>a colleague of mine named Will. Okay, I'll let me

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<v Speaker 2>go ahead and text her back.

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<v Speaker 1>Now.

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<v Speaker 2>I could text you his contact info. Just keep an

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<v Speaker 2>eye out his doctor Will, last name Power Jen. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>more of a glazed donut guy myself, you know glaze alright,

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<v Speaker 2>there's breakfast and champions. I think your wife's giving it

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<v Speaker 2>some business man right now on the lounge left.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta get out of your heart.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't forget to grab your box a Cuban.

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