Speaker 1: Need advice.
Speaker 2: Taco Bub to the rescue, dipper Asque Taco Bub.
Speaker 1: On one O one one.
Speaker 3: W j r R. All right, this is Orlando's rock station.
Speaker 3: While he's already settled into his broadcast position, looking dapper
Speaker 3: as always with the sports code on and the shorts.
Speaker 3: It's a hybrid Miami Vice look very contemporary nature though
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Speaker 1: It is Miami Hybrid with SoCal.
Speaker 3: The world renowned LCTV here to help you. I should
Speaker 3: mention what I was overusing the restroom a few minutes
Speaker 3: ago before you got here, and there was somebody in
Speaker 3: the lobby area over there looking kind of lost. The
Speaker 3: office isn't open yet, so I want to see if
Speaker 3: I could help. It was I guess someone you helped previously.
Speaker 3: He had had a handed me this box of his
Speaker 3: box of Cubans for a I like, so I've got
Speaker 3: him over the desk for you. Looks like there's a
Speaker 3: nice thank you note.
Speaker 2: Life coach is not afraid to accept those thank you
Speaker 2: for you know, helped out people.
Speaker 1: Speaking of helping out, how you doing read? I'm good,
Speaker 1: no complaints, You're looking good man.
Speaker 2: Been shaving off some LB's right few it's looking ut solid.
Speaker 1: Just make sure and I stay away from the Sorry,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know what just came over me.
Speaker 2: If you need me to write, you know, medical marijuana
Speaker 2: script for anything, you know, a little stress, dooby, few gummies.
Speaker 2: I got you covered, man, need anything, I'd just like
Speaker 2: to check on you before I get to the listeners.
Speaker 2: Got enough scripts going already, Well, this script could go
Speaker 2: away with some of those, you know, medicine cabinet full
Speaker 2: that blood pressure all of a sudden turns into just that's.
Speaker 1: All right, get to that tomorrow. LC I.
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Speaker 2: two six. I will print them up if I don't
Speaker 2: get to them. This one's going into governments anyway.
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Speaker 1: A model of the sports coat and shorts for you
Speaker 1: you'd like. Yeah, quit the look, elsie.
Speaker 2: I caught my college kid using one of those gambling apps.
Speaker 2: And when I say caught him using the gambling app,
Speaker 2: I mean I noticed an eight thousand dollars charge on
Speaker 2: my credit card. Oh my god, correct me if I'm
Speaker 2: wrong here, But don't credit card statements come like once
Speaker 2: a month as far as I know, so probably would
Speaker 2: have noticed it last month's man, your kid sucks at
Speaker 2: gambling eight grand in a month. It sounds like he
Speaker 2: was hoping to have those losses covered before bill hit
Speaker 2: the bill hit dad's inbox. It's just like sitting there
Speaker 2: with the scratchy. He's in LA to one hundred dollars
Speaker 2: scratchy you bought, we paid off with the you know
Speaker 2: four fifties that you're buying thousand dollars. Dude, he's past
Speaker 2: even calling the number. You got to send him to GA.
Speaker 2: I'm not talking Georgia. I'm talking Well, you could send
Speaker 2: him to Georgia and right off the problem. But gambler
Speaker 2: is anonymous. I counseled somebody once, pat and my life
Speaker 2: coach early life coach times that had he was a
Speaker 2: drunk with a gambling bright.
Speaker 1: He didn't know which meeting to go to, and I
Speaker 1: was like, I got hold on, I don't want to
Speaker 1: go gamble.
Speaker 2: And then he started taking that what's the sleeping style
Speaker 2: ambient and he was gamble, drive and drink.
Speaker 1: He was just a mess. Life coach.
Speaker 2: Glad you are able to straighten him out.
Speaker 1: Medical card Life coach. I'm a sniffer. The hell is wrong.
Speaker 2: I enjoy sniffing things, especially if it comes from my body.
Speaker 2: Think I have a problem, and oh do you think
Speaker 2: I have a problem? And do women do this? Because
Speaker 2: I'm looking for a soulmate. I can't make this stuff up.
Speaker 2: I swear to God. Somebody texts this at two two
Speaker 2: five two six.
Speaker 3: He'd be beyond this type of sniff where you're making
Speaker 3: sure you're not bo I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean when he when he starts talking with Life coach,
Speaker 2: I am a sniffer. I got me I in my profession.
Speaker 1: You don't, you know, shame people, So, sir, I'm sure there.
Speaker 2: Are a few women out there that are, you know,
Speaker 2: sniffers as you call yourself as well. If you just
Speaker 2: google it, you'll probably find a group that it has
Speaker 2: like a passion for it or if you want to
Speaker 2: save you know, the possibilities.
Speaker 1: Of jail time for being known. I don't want to
Speaker 1: call him a weirdo.
Speaker 2: Just buy your go on Amazon and get a bunch
Speaker 2: of scratching sniffs and just sit home and you know,
Speaker 2: the old school scratching sniff you'd get like, you know,
Speaker 2: high school or junior high or elementary or whatever. Sit
Speaker 2: home and scratch off.
Speaker 1: Whatever you do.
Speaker 2: Stay away from the mall and the perfume counters, because sir,
Speaker 2: you are going to get in a world at you
Speaker 2: are definitely straight to jail with the Fortunately models are
Speaker 2: going away so he won't have to worry about that
Speaker 2: much longtunately, Well, I mean they're going away for a reason.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, fortunately for him. Oh so they don't
Speaker 2: have their perfume counters, remember that where you I never
Speaker 2: understood that.
Speaker 3: It's like running the gauntlet when you went showed up
Speaker 3: at the department store. If you made it safely by
Speaker 3: their their spritzers, then there is yeah, like you said,
Speaker 3: the kiosk said, and then you gotta try to avoid them.
Speaker 2: He has some girl with aqueded and hair all both
Speaker 2: bulked up, spraying herself to get the cheap good smell,
Speaker 2: you know, shining to hide and you know, uh, what's
Speaker 2: your favorite what's your favorite comfort food? Elsie mine's meat loaf?
Speaker 2: Not trying to waste your time with a dumb question,
Speaker 2: because I know you're excellent, Okay, I get it. It's
Speaker 2: because the guy's wife. It says it's because the wife
Speaker 2: is leaving for a three week work trip and said
Speaker 2: she'd prepare meals for me comfort foods. Okay, first off,
Speaker 2: I don't think you need to think about the food.
Speaker 2: It sounds like she's making you meals. You know. That
Speaker 2: sounds great, But a three week work trip, she's gonna
Speaker 2: be in a lounge the bar area in Barbados. Yet now,
Speaker 2: he never said Barbadoes. She's gonna be in that lounge area,
Speaker 2: you know, the bar, some swab, smooth talking business man.
Speaker 2: We're in a sports jacket and shorts. Yeah no, not shorts.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you can pull off that cool look.
Speaker 2: But she's as good as gone.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 2: You may want to like eat really small servings of
Speaker 2: all those comfort meals she's making you and make them
Speaker 2: last for a while because she ain't coming back. Oh,
Speaker 2: I almost forgot my favorite comfort food. You can't go
Speaker 2: wrong with the pot pie. I have Hunter make me
Speaker 2: one with actual pot big proponent, I told you the
Speaker 2: medical card, all right, Scripts all the time. How somebody
Speaker 2: yawned in one of my sessions the other day, I
Speaker 2: was like, you're getting a script cut a fart, You're
Speaker 2: getting a script. It's like Oprah, everybody gets a scrip. No,
Speaker 2: I'll see how long? How are we doing?
Speaker 1: Okay? ILSETV.
Speaker 2: How do you feel about AI having their own language
Speaker 2: that humans can't understand called gibberlink.
Speaker 1: I didn't understand. Oh, I see like gibberlink is like gibberish.
Speaker 1: I guess. Uh the heck with AI?
Speaker 2: And by the way, if you use an AI for
Speaker 2: life coach advice because I know some people are doing that,
Speaker 2: I got two other initials for you FD because you're
Speaker 2: f't seriously you use serious life coaches you go to
Speaker 2: for that? I see the wrap it up symbol. Uh,
Speaker 2: desperately need your help life coach. Recently started a new
Speaker 2: job and somebody brings in donuts, oh twice a week.
Speaker 2: I can't resist them. I feel like I'm gaining. I
Speaker 2: feel like I'm in college, gaining my freshman fifteen. Please
Speaker 2: help Jen.
Speaker 1: Jen wants a donut?
Speaker 3: Have a donut?
Speaker 2: Jen. A lot of weaker people would tell you, you know,
Speaker 2: quit the job because you just started it. But you're
Speaker 2: not weak, Okay, Jen, they're weak, not you. I have
Speaker 2: the perfect person that can actually help you out. It's
Speaker 2: a colleague of mine named Will. Okay, I'll let me
Speaker 2: go ahead and text her back.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: I could text you his contact info. Just keep an
Speaker 2: eye out his doctor Will, last name Power Jen. I'm
Speaker 2: more of a glazed donut guy myself, you know glaze alright,
Speaker 2: there's breakfast and champions. I think your wife's giving it
Speaker 2: some business man right now on the lounge left.
Speaker 1: I gotta get out of your heart.
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