WEBVTT 1 00:00:09.039 --> 00:00:12.439 The Magnificent Montague, starring Marty Wally. 2 00:00:24.280 --> 00:00:26.120 Yes, it's the Magnificent Montague. 3 00:00:26.160 --> 00:00:30.000 The Saturday Night Transcribe feature on NBC's All Star Festival 4 00:00:30.000 --> 00:00:33.359 of Comedy, Music, Mystery, and Drama, brought to you by 5 00:00:33.719 --> 00:00:37.600 RCA Victor, world leader in radio, first in recorded music, 6 00:00:37.640 --> 00:00:42.159 and first in television, and by Anason for fast relief 7 00:00:42.200 --> 00:00:45.960 from pain of headache. You're writer, Samuel Algia and now 8 00:00:46.079 --> 00:00:57.079 the Magnificent Montague. Twenty five years ago, when Edwin the 9 00:00:57.119 --> 00:01:01.039 Magnificent Montague, king of the Shakespearean stage, married Lily Bowam, 10 00:01:01.200 --> 00:01:04.159 his leading lady, the theater world shook its heave and 11 00:01:04.159 --> 00:01:10.000 said it can't last. Today, Edwin Montague is uncle, good heart, 12 00:01:10.079 --> 00:01:13.200 hero of an afternoon radio program. But not a cloud 13 00:01:13.319 --> 00:01:18.000 has yet darkened this happy marriage until today. An elegant 14 00:01:18.000 --> 00:01:20.959 woman in an elegant New York hotel enters the phone 15 00:01:20.959 --> 00:01:23.159 booth and dials information. 16 00:01:25.640 --> 00:01:26.200 Information. 17 00:01:26.840 --> 00:01:30.359 Hello, Ada, I would like to telephone number of mister 18 00:01:30.519 --> 00:01:31.599 Edwin Montague. 19 00:01:31.799 --> 00:01:33.000 I don't know where he lives now. 20 00:01:33.079 --> 00:01:35.840 I haven't seen him in over twenty years. 21 00:01:35.159 --> 00:01:37.159 One moment I want to. 22 00:01:37.079 --> 00:01:40.439 Be loved by you. Get you unover him that you 23 00:01:41.280 --> 00:01:42.640 I want to be loved. 24 00:01:42.400 --> 00:01:43.040 By you a. 25 00:01:45.359 --> 00:01:49.920 Hello number circle three. 26 00:01:50.359 --> 00:01:51.319 Thank you all calling. 27 00:01:54.000 --> 00:01:58.879 He loved vite you get you Enova Yaya. 28 00:02:00.719 --> 00:02:03.799 The residents of Edwin migul Lilli Bawam missus Agnson made 29 00:02:03.799 --> 00:02:06.680 at the controls. What do he wants? I want to. 30 00:02:06.640 --> 00:02:08.919 Talk to boo boo boo boo. 31 00:02:09.400 --> 00:02:10.159 Are you kidding? 32 00:02:10.439 --> 00:02:13.199 Oh? Im sory if mister Edwin want to do there? 33 00:02:13.400 --> 00:02:15.759 No, he's done. Hey, watch for this booble. 34 00:02:15.879 --> 00:02:18.159 Never mind, I'll call that. 35 00:02:22.599 --> 00:02:26.319 She hung up. I don't know what somebody calling her husband? 36 00:02:26.360 --> 00:02:26.919 Oh that was. 37 00:02:26.879 --> 00:02:30.280 Probably the call Edwin is expecting from his radio sponsor. 38 00:02:29.919 --> 00:02:30.599 Mister Fluegel. 39 00:02:30.960 --> 00:02:35.080 Mister Fluegel, Yeah, he likes Edwin, he must He called 40 00:02:35.159 --> 00:02:41.400 him boogle boo boo, honey, the call was from a Dane. 41 00:02:41.719 --> 00:02:44.759 Oh no, edmud stuff. You know. Edwin's friends called him 42 00:02:44.840 --> 00:02:45.719 hundreds of memes. 43 00:02:45.840 --> 00:02:50.400 I know, but this one's clean. 44 00:02:50.800 --> 00:02:53.800 All right, that's quite enough. That's the twenty five years 45 00:02:53.800 --> 00:02:54.199 of ourage. 46 00:02:54.240 --> 00:02:55.599 I have nothing to worry about. 47 00:02:55.719 --> 00:02:58.240 After twenty five years, it's time to worry. 48 00:03:00.560 --> 00:03:01.159 I'll get it. 49 00:03:01.560 --> 00:03:08.960 I want to be Hello that you boo? No, Edwin 50 00:03:09.159 --> 00:03:09.919 isn't home yet. 51 00:03:10.120 --> 00:03:10.719 I'm try. 52 00:03:11.439 --> 00:03:16.199 Wait, wouldn't you like to leave a message. We'd like 53 00:03:16.240 --> 00:03:19.159 to know. I mean, he'd like to know who's going. 54 00:03:19.639 --> 00:03:23.360 Well, I just tell him that Foo is at the 55 00:03:23.479 --> 00:03:31.479 astro count and you don't know who it is. 56 00:03:32.240 --> 00:03:39.240 Hoofo is that the asta? 57 00:03:41.039 --> 00:03:43.400 All bog and Boogoo are sweetheart? 58 00:03:46.400 --> 00:03:46.840 Quiet? 59 00:03:48.120 --> 00:03:52.319 This isn't funny anymore. I'm sure Edmond can explain. He 60 00:03:52.360 --> 00:03:54.560 should be back in his walk any minute now. The 61 00:03:54.599 --> 00:03:55.840 second he comes through the door. 62 00:03:55.759 --> 00:03:57.639 You'll tackle him high and I'll hit him long. 63 00:04:00.800 --> 00:04:01.680 Dig there's no. 64 00:04:06.599 --> 00:04:08.960 I'm going to calmly explain the phone calls of what 65 00:04:09.039 --> 00:04:10.840 we heard, and then I'm going to ask Edwin for 66 00:04:10.879 --> 00:04:11.639 an explanation. 67 00:04:12.080 --> 00:04:14.759 Explanation, honey, you got a spring it on him, the 68 00:04:14.800 --> 00:04:18.920 surprise element, the trap. Just hit him with bugle, he startled. 69 00:04:19.040 --> 00:04:21.759 Then you hit him with popul he dissolves and confesses. 70 00:04:21.920 --> 00:04:22.639 Then you hit him with. 71 00:04:22.639 --> 00:04:27.319 A chair Agnes trapping edit. 72 00:04:27.439 --> 00:04:30.639 It's the only way. Pretend nothing happens. Then let him 73 00:04:30.680 --> 00:04:34.560 have it right below the beard. I said, Now, don't 74 00:04:34.600 --> 00:04:38.600 let him suspect anything's wrong. I'll get the door. Ah, 75 00:04:38.680 --> 00:04:40.800 mister Montague, won't you set in? 76 00:04:41.399 --> 00:04:44.639 Fellow Edwin? We're so blad you're home. Did you have 77 00:04:44.680 --> 00:04:45.279 a nice. 78 00:04:45.040 --> 00:04:49.920 Walk what's going on here, Edwin? What's wrong? Wrong? 79 00:04:50.480 --> 00:04:51.439 For something wrong? 80 00:04:51.720 --> 00:04:57.079 Something's wrong, greets me with a big smile. No, edid 81 00:04:57.160 --> 00:04:58.279 do monticue? 82 00:04:58.319 --> 00:05:00.680 Won't you step in the last times she said that 83 00:05:00.759 --> 00:05:02.839 there was an open manhole between them. 84 00:05:07.879 --> 00:05:11.480 Now, Edmonds, sit down and relax. Nothing's happened, nothing. 85 00:05:11.240 --> 00:05:12.839 Is different, something's going on. 86 00:05:13.000 --> 00:05:15.319 I come home and for no good reason, there is 87 00:05:15.360 --> 00:05:18.199 something a horrible friendly atrophy around the house. 88 00:05:21.519 --> 00:05:23.360 Oh, we're just happy. 89 00:05:23.959 --> 00:05:26.439 But I was only gone ten minutes. What happened while 90 00:05:26.439 --> 00:05:27.000 I was gone? 91 00:05:27.759 --> 00:05:30.360 Did West Point calls say it was okay for Agnes 92 00:05:30.399 --> 00:05:30.920 to come back? 93 00:05:35.720 --> 00:05:36.120 Really? 94 00:05:36.279 --> 00:05:38.839 Edwin, just sit back and let's have. 95 00:05:38.839 --> 00:05:39.800 A pleasant chat. 96 00:05:40.240 --> 00:05:43.720 Now we're going to have a chat. Bully, Now what 97 00:05:43.759 --> 00:05:44.480 are we chat about? 98 00:05:44.680 --> 00:05:47.399 Let him have acquired You want to chat? 99 00:05:47.879 --> 00:05:53.560 All right, Lily say something boo boo. I beg your pardon. 100 00:05:55.680 --> 00:05:56.199 Boo boo. 101 00:05:57.839 --> 00:06:00.560 This always happens when you have sausages for breakfast. 102 00:06:02.040 --> 00:06:04.879 I just get to my commidate, little mind. 103 00:06:04.920 --> 00:06:06.680 I was just talking, Lily. 104 00:06:06.720 --> 00:06:08.040 I had to get to my uncle. 105 00:06:08.079 --> 00:06:10.639 Good heart waited and you have time. 106 00:06:11.040 --> 00:06:14.000 There's so much that I have to talk to you about, all. 107 00:06:13.959 --> 00:06:25.040 Right, the list start talking? Well, reloo, Lily, I can'tinue 108 00:06:25.079 --> 00:06:26.720 how much I've enjoyed this little chat. 109 00:06:30.439 --> 00:06:33.800 Now, how we must have these little talks off there. 110 00:06:34.160 --> 00:06:36.639 It's amazing how many subjects you've covered. 111 00:06:36.279 --> 00:06:37.680 From Boo boo to woo foo. 112 00:06:37.759 --> 00:06:39.600 If we know the fact that I know about Boo 113 00:06:39.639 --> 00:06:42.720 boo and Poo poo mean anything to you. 114 00:06:42.040 --> 00:06:44.439 Yes, darling, it means a lot to me. 115 00:06:44.560 --> 00:06:46.759 It means, sweetheart, that we must get you to a 116 00:06:46.800 --> 00:06:52.639 sanitarium immediately. God good analysis will do wonders for you. 117 00:06:52.879 --> 00:06:57.000 And now we must face facts. A few years on 118 00:06:57.079 --> 00:07:01.399 the couch shop treatments, good professional care. Yeah, by and by, 119 00:07:01.600 --> 00:07:04.600 no one will even suspected my little lily had snapped 120 00:07:04.600 --> 00:07:05.399 her cap. 121 00:07:07.079 --> 00:07:10.199 Even stopped. A woman called him. Want to speak to you? 122 00:07:10.560 --> 00:07:11.800 A woman calls me to me? 123 00:07:12.319 --> 00:07:13.879 Sounds unbelievable, doesn't he? 124 00:07:14.839 --> 00:07:17.199 All right, anes roll over and play dead. 125 00:07:19.519 --> 00:07:20.920 Because some strange woman. 126 00:07:21.120 --> 00:07:23.879 It was no strange woman. This was someone you know 127 00:07:24.160 --> 00:07:26.480 very well. Indeed, she calls. 128 00:07:26.199 --> 00:07:28.680 You boo boo a new one? 129 00:07:28.959 --> 00:07:31.240 Should that a message she told me to tell you? 130 00:07:31.639 --> 00:07:33.639 Fool poo is at the hotel? Ast? 131 00:07:34.480 --> 00:07:34.680 Yeah? 132 00:07:34.759 --> 00:07:40.199 What happened to the asta. 133 00:07:38.199 --> 00:07:40.879 And fashion be? And is there any way you can 134 00:07:40.920 --> 00:07:41.519 explain it? 135 00:07:41.600 --> 00:07:41.680 Now? 136 00:07:41.839 --> 00:07:44.959 I get it now, Lily, do you actually suspected I'm 137 00:07:45.000 --> 00:07:45.800 running around with a. 138 00:07:45.839 --> 00:07:48.000 Poofoo who calls me booo? 139 00:07:48.199 --> 00:07:50.319 Yes, Lily, you. 140 00:07:50.319 --> 00:07:55.879 Make if you're twenty years younger. Suspecting me is some 141 00:07:56.160 --> 00:07:57.439 hanky pancake. 142 00:07:57.600 --> 00:07:59.480 Lit my age. What a nice thing to say, What 143 00:07:59.519 --> 00:08:00.720 a lovely gesture. 144 00:08:00.920 --> 00:08:01.800 Now it isn't true. 145 00:08:02.319 --> 00:08:05.160 Oh no, Lily, if it was true, you'd be the 146 00:08:05.279 --> 00:08:06.000 first to know. 147 00:08:06.720 --> 00:08:09.839 I'd be so proud. I couldn't keep it to herself. 148 00:08:12.560 --> 00:08:16.319 When I knew it. The worm wormed is worming way 149 00:08:16.360 --> 00:08:16.800 out of it. 150 00:08:17.639 --> 00:08:20.199 Oh, now, maybe we were hasty. 151 00:08:20.360 --> 00:08:21.040 No, it's we. 152 00:08:22.000 --> 00:08:24.759 So little Agnes had her dirty little paw in the park, 153 00:08:25.800 --> 00:08:27.120 So it's we. We We. 154 00:08:28.800 --> 00:08:31.000 Still trying to stir color around here, aren't you? 155 00:08:31.079 --> 00:08:31.360 Agnes? 156 00:08:32.320 --> 00:08:34.440 Maybe life is too dumble for you in this house. 157 00:08:34.480 --> 00:08:37.120 An Maybe you missed the excitement of your old job 158 00:08:37.679 --> 00:08:39.720 fixing basketball games. 159 00:08:43.399 --> 00:08:45.879 And I like to dribble ahead of yours down the floor. 160 00:08:49.840 --> 00:08:52.799 Now, when she was just trying to help me, help O, 161 00:08:53.200 --> 00:08:53.960 what have I done? 162 00:08:54.120 --> 00:08:57.600 This is? Other people have maids. We have a fifth 163 00:08:57.679 --> 00:08:58.240 column in. 164 00:08:58.200 --> 00:09:02.120 The house, all right, And so the whole thing's a 165 00:09:02.159 --> 00:09:02.799 little mystery. 166 00:09:02.879 --> 00:09:04.840 Yeah, let's not make a federal case out of it? 167 00:09:05.240 --> 00:09:07.600 Howly? How could you have been so folly? 168 00:09:07.840 --> 00:09:08.480 Are You're right? 169 00:09:08.639 --> 00:09:12.960 Edwin? The mere thought of you and another woman. If 170 00:09:13.000 --> 00:09:14.279 I'd have thought twice. 171 00:09:14.000 --> 00:09:16.279 I would have realized how ridiculous it is. 172 00:09:17.759 --> 00:09:18.080 It is. 173 00:09:18.440 --> 00:09:19.440 Wait, you know what I mean? 174 00:09:21.200 --> 00:09:23.519 No, what do you mean? Well? 175 00:09:23.759 --> 00:09:26.240 I went straight the old gray Mary what he used 176 00:09:26.279 --> 00:09:26.480 to be. 177 00:09:30.559 --> 00:09:33.240 So that's what you think, Lily, I'm ready to be 178 00:09:33.879 --> 00:09:35.200 put out the pasture. 179 00:09:35.639 --> 00:09:39.360 Edwin's not, you know. I think you're even more glamorous 180 00:09:39.399 --> 00:09:41.559 and irresistible than the day I first met. 181 00:09:42.879 --> 00:09:44.960 How the day we first met? Remember that day? 182 00:09:45.039 --> 00:09:47.279 That is, the whole country remembers the day it was, 183 00:09:47.320 --> 00:09:49.200 the day Fort Sumter was fired upon. 184 00:09:53.480 --> 00:09:55.080 Oh, my dear, like this. 185 00:09:55.320 --> 00:09:59.799 Speaking of fireing Edwin, I remember that day you were young, 186 00:10:00.039 --> 00:10:00.840 he Edwin. 187 00:10:00.720 --> 00:10:03.399 Montague the Matado. Oh what a catch. 188 00:10:04.000 --> 00:10:06.639 Every girl on Broadway set their cat for you, but 189 00:10:06.759 --> 00:10:08.279 you always got away. 190 00:10:08.639 --> 00:10:10.639 Then you, Lily, you came along. 191 00:10:10.799 --> 00:10:12.720 Yes, Edwin, I caught you. 192 00:10:13.000 --> 00:10:14.840 Why'd you use honey cockroach pottery? 193 00:10:18.759 --> 00:10:19.960 That remind bill is? 194 00:10:20.000 --> 00:10:22.960 The Air Corps asked us to send them another picture 195 00:10:23.000 --> 00:10:24.039 of Agnes's mouse. 196 00:10:24.720 --> 00:10:28.159 They need it as a model for the new wind tunnel. 197 00:10:30.519 --> 00:10:34.919 Edwin stop don't blame me for being suspicious. You're quite 198 00:10:34.919 --> 00:10:35.799 the ladies man in. 199 00:10:35.759 --> 00:10:40.080 Your day, always only you see for twenty five years. 200 00:10:40.120 --> 00:10:42.840 No boo boo hoo, woo's a googo. 201 00:10:44.559 --> 00:10:46.720 Remember that song song? 202 00:10:47.120 --> 00:10:49.639 Oh yes, how could I forget it? How did it 203 00:10:49.639 --> 00:10:53.720 go again? Ah? Eh? I want to be loved by you. 204 00:10:53.799 --> 00:10:57.799 Don't you tell nobody else but you? 205 00:10:57.399 --> 00:11:01.240 When Montague you're a beast, Lily all songs. 206 00:11:01.279 --> 00:11:04.159 That's not a song at all. It is No, that's 207 00:11:04.159 --> 00:11:06.159 the song she was singing when she called. 208 00:11:06.279 --> 00:11:06.879 Who called? 209 00:11:06.919 --> 00:11:11.639 Oh no, poo poo again, Lily, believe be as sure 210 00:11:11.639 --> 00:11:16.320 as my name is booboo, I mean, I mean head 211 00:11:16.360 --> 00:11:16.919 with Monty you. 212 00:11:17.039 --> 00:11:19.519 I don't know who the woman is who stoup lying? 213 00:11:19.600 --> 00:11:22.720 It's true? As was right. You're two things. 214 00:11:22.879 --> 00:11:25.320 Yeah, you're a regular Georgie Jessler, mister Hyde. 215 00:11:29.600 --> 00:11:32.360 Lily, I have the vagust idea of wise sang that 216 00:11:32.440 --> 00:11:34.000 song your guilt coming up? 217 00:11:34.559 --> 00:11:37.840 So I've been a fool that Lily roud. 218 00:11:37.679 --> 00:11:39.559 Bobo Lily, I'm in it. 219 00:11:39.759 --> 00:11:43.360 Go away, go away, going to your broadcast, go to 220 00:11:43.399 --> 00:11:46.000 the asked to go to fool fool not as. 221 00:11:48.159 --> 00:11:49.399 When please go. 222 00:11:49.559 --> 00:11:52.000 All right in my word doesn't mean anything in my 223 00:11:52.039 --> 00:11:52.559 own home. 224 00:11:52.679 --> 00:11:57.360 It's time to go good bye. Oh no, how did 225 00:11:57.360 --> 00:12:02.120 I get into a mess like this? Who? What is 226 00:12:02.200 --> 00:12:03.120 that song? 227 00:12:04.200 --> 00:12:23.080 Why can't women leave me alone? We'll be back with 228 00:12:23.159 --> 00:12:27.159 a magnificent monogue in just a moment. First, here's a 229 00:12:27.200 --> 00:12:31.720 word from our CAA victor. There's a wealth of top 230 00:12:31.759 --> 00:12:35.519 television enjoyment coming your way this fall. Be sure your 231 00:12:35.559 --> 00:12:39.279 television set hold on you is in peak viewing condition. 232 00:12:40.039 --> 00:12:44.720 Check with your local radio television serviceman. He's your neighborhood 233 00:12:44.759 --> 00:12:47.799 community servant whose job it has been to keep his 234 00:12:48.039 --> 00:12:51.799 knowledge and equipment up to date in order to provide 235 00:12:51.840 --> 00:12:56.639 you with prompt, dependable service. If your own set develops trouble, 236 00:12:57.360 --> 00:13:01.399 your radio television serviceman will recommen the right parts and 237 00:13:01.559 --> 00:13:06.399 tubes to restore it to top performance standards. 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Listen, 248 00:14:01.879 --> 00:14:06.279 and now, dear listeners, remember keep your head high into 249 00:14:06.279 --> 00:14:20.559 the sun. So ends another episode of Uncle good Heart, 250 00:14:20.679 --> 00:14:24.480 brought to you by Flugel Soap, and until tomorrow when 251 00:14:24.480 --> 00:14:27.559 he'll be back with his friendly advice. Here is Uncle 252 00:14:27.600 --> 00:14:29.720 good Heart with his thought for the day. 253 00:14:30.720 --> 00:14:34.919 When your axe accidentally hit your neighbor's foot and the 254 00:14:35.039 --> 00:14:38.759 blood splits out by the quartz, don't just stand there 255 00:14:38.759 --> 00:14:40.679 as he glears up at you. 256 00:14:40.320 --> 00:14:43.159 Say to him a penny for your thought. 257 00:14:48.240 --> 00:14:53.159 Okay, you're off the air, mister Montaguau heaven, what the program? 258 00:14:53.240 --> 00:14:56.279 You sure gave your listeners something to sink their teeth 259 00:14:56.320 --> 00:14:59.240 into today. Good as long as it isn't my throat. 260 00:15:00.320 --> 00:15:02.360 It was a clack of jack show, mister Montague. 261 00:15:02.440 --> 00:15:06.759 Oh, here's our director, missus Liza good Show asana I 262 00:15:07.200 --> 00:15:08.440 it was a double. 263 00:15:08.200 --> 00:15:10.720 Barreled ripped norton wingedare. 264 00:15:13.399 --> 00:15:14.679 Alright, Denza? 265 00:15:15.200 --> 00:15:17.039 It was a daisy? 266 00:15:18.000 --> 00:15:18.559 Oh please? 267 00:15:18.720 --> 00:15:21.919 It was fifteen minutes of the corneat drivel ever heard 268 00:15:21.960 --> 00:15:22.559 on the air. 269 00:15:22.840 --> 00:15:24.000 You're gonna say that again. 270 00:15:26.000 --> 00:15:30.240 Don't say things like that. Every big stockholder in Flugo. 271 00:15:29.759 --> 00:15:33.159 Soaf, our sponsor is in town. They're having a big meeting. 272 00:15:33.200 --> 00:15:35.279 The stockholders. They're putting their heads together. 273 00:15:35.519 --> 00:15:42.559 Yes, Timbo, mister Montague, it's our sponsor. Mister Frugal wants 274 00:15:42.559 --> 00:15:45.320 me to introduce you to one of our biggest stockholders. 275 00:15:45.440 --> 00:15:47.559 He's an oil millionaire from Texas. 276 00:15:47.600 --> 00:15:50.399 He came all the way from Texas just to meet you. 277 00:15:50.600 --> 00:15:52.600 All right, bring about. I have nothing else to do. 278 00:15:52.679 --> 00:15:55.440 I can't go home. Who knows that I have a 279 00:15:55.440 --> 00:15:58.200 full left. I'll bring him right up. 280 00:15:58.519 --> 00:16:00.960 Let the man of mister Monig. Trouble at home? 281 00:16:01.279 --> 00:16:04.799 Trouble, Zinza, It's complete disaster. What happened? 282 00:16:04.799 --> 00:16:06.720 The refrigerator on the blink again? 283 00:16:07.759 --> 00:16:08.679 Refrigerator? 284 00:16:08.799 --> 00:16:11.279 You forgot to defrost it, Linza. 285 00:16:11.519 --> 00:16:14.399 My job is to try and defrost my wife. 286 00:16:14.720 --> 00:16:18.919 Oh dear, I know just how you feel. My wife 287 00:16:19.039 --> 00:16:21.519 isn't exactly a forest fire herself. 288 00:16:24.000 --> 00:16:29.399 Sweet, I only had a clue, if I only remember 289 00:16:30.320 --> 00:16:32.679 who is the only. 290 00:16:32.519 --> 00:16:35.720 Thing in French I remember? Is Nick Spreckensey Deutsch. 291 00:16:38.240 --> 00:16:42.240 Be help oh wait, Cinsa goes this peanuts into you? 292 00:16:42.360 --> 00:16:46.360 What listen? I want to be loved by you, just 293 00:16:46.519 --> 00:16:50.279 you and nobody else but you. I want to be 294 00:16:50.679 --> 00:16:59.879 loved by you all. 295 00:16:57.320 --> 00:16:59.519 Please, mister Montague, I'm a married man. 296 00:17:02.879 --> 00:17:04.119 Didn't stop that. 297 00:17:04.400 --> 00:17:06.480 I gotta go and pick up your Uncle good Heart 298 00:17:06.640 --> 00:17:07.240 sand mail. 299 00:17:07.480 --> 00:17:08.079 See you later. 300 00:17:08.680 --> 00:17:09.559 God, what a mess? 301 00:17:09.839 --> 00:17:14.519 Well you are, Uncle good Heart, Eyre's man, Uncle good Heart. 302 00:17:14.839 --> 00:17:17.440 I want you to meet one of our biggest stockholders, 303 00:17:17.680 --> 00:17:22.680 mister Thomas Kessler. Iig Tom Kessell to you, Uncle good Heart. 304 00:17:22.799 --> 00:17:26.680 Excuse yeah, well, how do you do big time? Well, 305 00:17:26.920 --> 00:17:29.160 that's more like it. I can see right off. We're 306 00:17:29.160 --> 00:17:35.960 going to get along like a doggie in a long horn. Yeah. Yeah, well, 307 00:17:36.079 --> 00:17:40.480 I'm sure we will. I understand you own oil wells. Yeah. 308 00:17:40.519 --> 00:17:44.079 I lean my biggest well after you, Uncle good Heart, gusher, 309 00:17:44.720 --> 00:17:47.519 and I got a ranch called El Rancho good Heart. 310 00:17:48.119 --> 00:17:49.960 I reckon that you must have guessed it by now. 311 00:17:50.000 --> 00:17:53.519 You're my hero, Uncle good Heart. You listen to my program. 312 00:17:53.759 --> 00:17:56.440 I never missed the one, sir, the only thing that 313 00:17:56.480 --> 00:18:03.440 can relax me. Land and reading my bank book. How touching. Yeah, 314 00:18:03.480 --> 00:18:05.519 something I'd like to talk to you about, Uncle Well, 315 00:18:05.599 --> 00:18:08.359 big time. Maybe I can help you. Well, now that's 316 00:18:08.359 --> 00:18:10.559 the only reason I come here in New York. I'll 317 00:18:10.680 --> 00:18:15.039 meet your guide behind. What is it my wife, Uncle 318 00:18:15.039 --> 00:18:19.319 good Heart? I'm having wife trouble. There's another man, Uncle 319 00:18:19.319 --> 00:18:22.519 good Heart, at driving me from local What can I do? 320 00:18:22.839 --> 00:18:25.279 Give him the beating of his life, a beating that 321 00:18:25.319 --> 00:18:28.000 he'll teach him that he can't pull under around breaking 322 00:18:28.119 --> 00:18:31.720 up Happy America home, Go get him. That's all I 323 00:18:31.799 --> 00:18:36.920 wanted to hear. I'm riding rein remember the al I'll 324 00:18:36.960 --> 00:18:40.839 never forget it, humble good heart. What can I do 325 00:18:40.920 --> 00:18:43.519 to repay you? Please? Oh, let me give you a 326 00:18:43.519 --> 00:18:49.559 bank or something. No, thank you. I've got to get home. Well, 327 00:18:49.599 --> 00:18:52.240 all right, I hear the keys. He's the keys to 328 00:18:52.279 --> 00:18:54.640 my car. You drive it home. I don't drive well, 329 00:18:54.680 --> 00:18:56.519 then you get someone to drive. You know, it's park 330 00:18:56.559 --> 00:18:58.960 in front of Radio Shity. You can't miss it. It's 331 00:18:58.960 --> 00:19:03.960 parked from fifty first feet up at fifty third. It's 332 00:19:04.039 --> 00:19:09.279 kind of along with the tie the bath. And I'll 333 00:19:09.279 --> 00:19:11.799 call you and I'll let you know what happened. I'm right, 334 00:19:13.559 --> 00:19:15.319 good old, I'm good good heart. 335 00:19:15.400 --> 00:19:18.319 I can settle everybody's probles alone. 336 00:19:18.599 --> 00:19:20.240 Hey, yes, by. 337 00:19:20.200 --> 00:19:23.319 Mister Montague of that sand mail stacked up? You want 338 00:19:23.319 --> 00:19:23.960 to read something? 339 00:19:24.079 --> 00:19:27.480 Nell lines? Can you drive im? Sure? Someone left me 340 00:19:27.519 --> 00:19:28.079 with a car. 341 00:19:28.359 --> 00:19:30.640 Would you drive me around until I worked up enough 342 00:19:30.759 --> 00:19:31.519 news to go home? 343 00:19:31.559 --> 00:19:35.440 Here are the keys, Hee a Cadillacs. Let's drive up 344 00:19:35.480 --> 00:19:38.319 to the Bronx and pick up my wife. I can 345 00:19:38.400 --> 00:19:41.079 just see the expressions on the faces of her friends 346 00:19:41.119 --> 00:19:43.160 when we drop her off at the laundermat. 347 00:19:45.200 --> 00:19:46.240 Oh, let's go. 348 00:19:57.079 --> 00:19:59.880 I I give up. I went through everything in his death. 349 00:20:00.000 --> 00:20:02.160 It's not a clue as to who foo who is? 350 00:20:02.559 --> 00:20:03.400 Did you have any luck? 351 00:20:03.680 --> 00:20:06.240 Look like you told me, I call yes and asked 352 00:20:06.279 --> 00:20:10.200 for foofol. They connected me with a Peconese. 353 00:20:10.279 --> 00:20:12.759 And just I can't believe it. I can't believe that. 354 00:20:12.839 --> 00:20:17.799 Edwin found somebody else, after all we've met to each other. Look, look, 355 00:20:17.839 --> 00:20:19.720 I found this in this scrap book. What is it? 356 00:20:19.759 --> 00:20:21.440 Is draft noticed from the Civil War? 357 00:20:23.720 --> 00:20:26.839 Look it's the theater program of the first detail Pollage I. 358 00:20:26.880 --> 00:20:29.920 Was in he was saving Hey, look at that Will 359 00:20:30.000 --> 00:20:32.839 Rogers was in it, Eddie Candor. Here's the picture of 360 00:20:32.839 --> 00:20:33.359 the finale. 361 00:20:33.359 --> 00:20:34.559 Where were you? Let's see? 362 00:20:35.079 --> 00:20:35.200 Oh? 363 00:20:35.480 --> 00:20:37.480 Here I am between Marilon Milleran. 364 00:20:38.240 --> 00:20:42.160 What was this girl's name again of Ginger. 365 00:20:42.480 --> 00:20:43.839 Ginger Jenkins. 366 00:20:43.920 --> 00:20:45.079 Ginger Jenkins. 367 00:20:45.079 --> 00:20:48.400 That's right, Ginger Jenkins. Oh what a flapper. 368 00:20:48.559 --> 00:20:49.079 She was. 369 00:20:50.440 --> 00:20:52.279 One of the songs she sang in the show. 370 00:20:52.160 --> 00:20:54.759 That when something like this, I want to be loved 371 00:20:54.799 --> 00:20:57.559 by you, by you, Dennis, I know. 372 00:21:01.319 --> 00:21:04.519 Oh, of course Ginger Jenkins. Edwin used to go out 373 00:21:04.559 --> 00:21:07.480 with her before we were married. So she's the one 374 00:21:07.480 --> 00:21:08.519 who's been calling. 375 00:21:08.599 --> 00:21:09.400 I remember that. 376 00:21:09.519 --> 00:21:09.720 Then. 377 00:21:09.960 --> 00:21:11.000 What a gold digger? 378 00:21:11.200 --> 00:21:13.160 All right, she was the gold digger. 379 00:21:13.279 --> 00:21:15.160 It wasn't her When she went out with a man. 380 00:21:15.200 --> 00:21:17.480 The fillings and his teeth weren't safe. 381 00:21:18.200 --> 00:21:20.720 Oh that's not true. She just liked to have fun. 382 00:21:21.680 --> 00:21:24.240 You should have seen Edwin in the Roaring twenties. 383 00:21:24.359 --> 00:21:27.880 I see enough of them in the Falding fifty. 384 00:21:28.880 --> 00:21:32.640 Here I was suspecting Edwin. He hasn't even seen Ginger 385 00:21:32.720 --> 00:21:33.680 since we were married. 386 00:21:34.759 --> 00:21:43.920 The pom I'll answer, hello, Yeah, is that you Ginger? Well, yeah, Ginger, 387 00:21:44.160 --> 00:21:47.480 this is Lily Edwin's wife, Lily Blainey. 388 00:21:48.559 --> 00:21:50.480 Holy cow, are you still alive? 389 00:21:53.559 --> 00:21:55.359 Oh Ginger, come right over here. 390 00:21:55.640 --> 00:21:57.079 We only need a few blocks away. 391 00:22:01.119 --> 00:22:03.960 Honey, are you nuts? Inviting miss hot stuff over here? 392 00:22:04.920 --> 00:22:05.319 Anes? 393 00:22:05.359 --> 00:22:07.319 It was so long ago that she and Edwin had 394 00:22:07.359 --> 00:22:08.640 anything to do with each other. 395 00:22:08.680 --> 00:22:09.240 There is no. 396 00:22:09.359 --> 00:22:13.119 Danger telling huh old, flames never die, they just get hotter. 397 00:22:18.359 --> 00:22:20.119 Oh that's silly, it is. 398 00:22:20.799 --> 00:22:23.000 Remember the clothes that day used to have on and 399 00:22:23.039 --> 00:22:25.920 how our figure sold him. Honey, don't take any chances. 400 00:22:26.000 --> 00:22:29.359 Get under that new backless, frontless, topless evening gown your bossy. 401 00:22:31.519 --> 00:22:33.640