Speaker 1: The Magnificent Montague, starring Marty Wally.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's the Magnificent Montague.
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Speaker 1: the Magnificent Montague. Twenty five years ago, when Edwin the
Speaker 1: Magnificent Montague, king of the Shakespearean stage, married Lily Bowam,
Speaker 1: his leading lady, the theater world shook its heave and
Speaker 1: said it can't last. Today, Edwin Montague is uncle, good heart,
Speaker 1: hero of an afternoon radio program. But not a cloud
Speaker 1: has yet darkened this happy marriage until today. An elegant
Speaker 1: woman in an elegant New York hotel enters the phone
Speaker 1: booth and dials information.
Speaker 3: Information.
Speaker 4: Hello, Ada, I would like to telephone number of mister
Speaker 4: Edwin Montague.
Speaker 5: I don't know where he lives now.
Speaker 4: I haven't seen him in over twenty years.
Speaker 3: One moment I want to.
Speaker 4: Be loved by you. Get you unover him that you
Speaker 4: I want to be loved.
Speaker 5: By you a.
Speaker 1: Hello number circle three.
Speaker 3: Thank you all calling.
Speaker 4: He loved vite you get you Enova Yaya.
Speaker 5: The residents of Edwin migul Lilli Bawam missus Agnson made
Speaker 5: at the controls. What do he wants? I want to.
Speaker 4: Talk to boo boo boo boo.
Speaker 6: Are you kidding?
Speaker 4: Oh? Im sory if mister Edwin want to do there?
Speaker 5: No, he's done. Hey, watch for this booble.
Speaker 4: Never mind, I'll call that.
Speaker 5: She hung up. I don't know what somebody calling her husband?
Speaker 3: Oh that was.
Speaker 7: Probably the call Edwin is expecting from his radio sponsor.
Speaker 3: Mister Fluegel.
Speaker 5: Mister Fluegel, Yeah, he likes Edwin, he must He called
Speaker 5: him boogle boo boo, honey, the call was from a Dane.
Speaker 3: Oh no, edmud stuff. You know. Edwin's friends called him
Speaker 3: hundreds of memes.
Speaker 5: I know, but this one's clean.
Speaker 7: All right, that's quite enough. That's the twenty five years
Speaker 7: of ourage.
Speaker 3: I have nothing to worry about.
Speaker 5: After twenty five years, it's time to worry.
Speaker 7: I'll get it.
Speaker 3: I want to be Hello that you boo? No, Edwin
Speaker 3: isn't home yet.
Speaker 5: I'm try.
Speaker 3: Wait, wouldn't you like to leave a message. We'd like
Speaker 3: to know. I mean, he'd like to know who's going.
Speaker 4: Well, I just tell him that Foo is at the
Speaker 4: astro count and you don't know who it is.
Speaker 7: Hoofo is that the asta?
Speaker 5: All bog and Boogoo are sweetheart?
Speaker 3: Quiet?
Speaker 7: This isn't funny anymore. I'm sure Edmond can explain. He
Speaker 7: should be back in his walk any minute now. The
Speaker 7: second he comes through the door.
Speaker 5: You'll tackle him high and I'll hit him long.
Speaker 3: Dig there's no.
Speaker 7: I'm going to calmly explain the phone calls of what
Speaker 7: we heard, and then I'm going to ask Edwin for
Speaker 7: an explanation.
Speaker 5: Explanation, honey, you got a spring it on him, the
Speaker 5: surprise element, the trap. Just hit him with bugle, he startled.
Speaker 5: Then you hit him with popul he dissolves and confesses.
Speaker 5: Then you hit him with.
Speaker 3: A chair Agnes trapping edit.
Speaker 5: It's the only way. Pretend nothing happens. Then let him
Speaker 5: have it right below the beard. I said, Now, don't
Speaker 5: let him suspect anything's wrong. I'll get the door. Ah,
Speaker 5: mister Montague, won't you set in?
Speaker 3: Fellow Edwin? We're so blad you're home. Did you have
Speaker 3: a nice.
Speaker 1: Walk what's going on here, Edwin? What's wrong? Wrong?
Speaker 3: For something wrong?
Speaker 1: Something's wrong, greets me with a big smile. No, edid
Speaker 1: do monticue?
Speaker 8: Won't you step in the last times she said that
Speaker 8: there was an open manhole between them.
Speaker 3: Now, Edmonds, sit down and relax. Nothing's happened, nothing.
Speaker 2: Is different, something's going on.
Speaker 8: I come home and for no good reason, there is
Speaker 8: something a horrible friendly atrophy around the house.
Speaker 7: Oh, we're just happy.
Speaker 1: But I was only gone ten minutes. What happened while
Speaker 1: I was gone?
Speaker 8: Did West Point calls say it was okay for Agnes
Speaker 8: to come back?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 7: Edwin, just sit back and let's have.
Speaker 3: A pleasant chat.
Speaker 1: Now we're going to have a chat. Bully, Now what
Speaker 1: are we chat about?
Speaker 5: Let him have acquired You want to chat?
Speaker 1: All right, Lily say something boo boo. I beg your pardon.
Speaker 3: Boo boo.
Speaker 1: This always happens when you have sausages for breakfast.
Speaker 3: I just get to my commidate, little mind.
Speaker 1: I was just talking, Lily.
Speaker 2: I had to get to my uncle.
Speaker 1: Good heart waited and you have time.
Speaker 3: There's so much that I have to talk to you about, all.
Speaker 1: Right, the list start talking? Well, reloo, Lily, I can'tinue
Speaker 1: how much I've enjoyed this little chat.
Speaker 8: Now, how we must have these little talks off there.
Speaker 8: It's amazing how many subjects you've covered.
Speaker 1: From Boo boo to woo foo.
Speaker 7: If we know the fact that I know about Boo
Speaker 7: boo and Poo poo mean anything to you.
Speaker 2: Yes, darling, it means a lot to me.
Speaker 1: It means, sweetheart, that we must get you to a
Speaker 1: sanitarium immediately. God good analysis will do wonders for you.
Speaker 1: And now we must face facts. A few years on
Speaker 1: the couch shop treatments, good professional care. Yeah, by and by,
Speaker 1: no one will even suspected my little lily had snapped
Speaker 1: her cap.
Speaker 3: Even stopped. A woman called him. Want to speak to you?
Speaker 1: A woman calls me to me?
Speaker 5: Sounds unbelievable, doesn't he?
Speaker 2: All right, anes roll over and play dead.
Speaker 1: Because some strange woman.
Speaker 3: It was no strange woman. This was someone you know
Speaker 3: very well. Indeed, she calls.
Speaker 1: You boo boo a new one?
Speaker 3: Should that a message she told me to tell you?
Speaker 3: Fool poo is at the hotel? Ast?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What happened to the asta.
Speaker 3: And fashion be? And is there any way you can
Speaker 3: explain it?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 8: I get it now, Lily, do you actually suspected I'm
Speaker 8: running around with a.
Speaker 1: Poofoo who calls me booo?
Speaker 3: Yes, Lily, you.
Speaker 1: Make if you're twenty years younger. Suspecting me is some
Speaker 1: hanky pancake.
Speaker 8: Lit my age. What a nice thing to say, What
Speaker 8: a lovely gesture.
Speaker 3: Now it isn't true.
Speaker 8: Oh no, Lily, if it was true, you'd be the
Speaker 8: first to know.
Speaker 1: I'd be so proud. I couldn't keep it to herself.
Speaker 5: When I knew it. The worm wormed is worming way
Speaker 5: out of it.
Speaker 3: Oh, now, maybe we were hasty.
Speaker 1: No, it's we.
Speaker 8: So little Agnes had her dirty little paw in the park,
Speaker 8: So it's we. We We.
Speaker 2: Still trying to stir color around here, aren't you?
Speaker 1: Agnes?
Speaker 2: Maybe life is too dumble for you in this house.
Speaker 8: An Maybe you missed the excitement of your old job
Speaker 8: fixing basketball games.
Speaker 5: And I like to dribble ahead of yours down the floor.
Speaker 3: Now, when she was just trying to help me, help O,
Speaker 3: what have I done?
Speaker 1: This is? Other people have maids. We have a fifth
Speaker 1: column in.
Speaker 7: The house, all right, And so the whole thing's a
Speaker 7: little mystery.
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's not make a federal case out of it?
Speaker 1: Howly? How could you have been so folly?
Speaker 2: Are You're right?
Speaker 3: Edwin? The mere thought of you and another woman. If
Speaker 3: I'd have thought twice.
Speaker 7: I would have realized how ridiculous it is.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 9: Wait, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: No, what do you mean? Well?
Speaker 5: I went straight the old gray Mary what he used
Speaker 5: to be.
Speaker 8: So that's what you think, Lily, I'm ready to be
Speaker 8: put out the pasture.
Speaker 7: Edwin's not, you know. I think you're even more glamorous
Speaker 7: and irresistible than the day I first met.
Speaker 1: How the day we first met? Remember that day?
Speaker 5: That is, the whole country remembers the day it was,
Speaker 5: the day Fort Sumter was fired upon.
Speaker 1: Oh, my dear, like this.
Speaker 7: Speaking of fireing Edwin, I remember that day you were young,
Speaker 7: he Edwin.
Speaker 3: Montague the Matado. Oh what a catch.
Speaker 7: Every girl on Broadway set their cat for you, but
Speaker 7: you always got away.
Speaker 1: Then you, Lily, you came along.
Speaker 7: Yes, Edwin, I caught you.
Speaker 5: Why'd you use honey cockroach pottery?
Speaker 1: That remind bill is?
Speaker 8: The Air Corps asked us to send them another picture
Speaker 8: of Agnes's mouse.
Speaker 1: They need it as a model for the new wind tunnel.
Speaker 7: Edwin stop don't blame me for being suspicious. You're quite
Speaker 7: the ladies man in.
Speaker 8: Your day, always only you see for twenty five years.
Speaker 1: No boo boo hoo, woo's a googo.
Speaker 3: Remember that song song?
Speaker 1: Oh yes, how could I forget it? How did it
Speaker 1: go again? Ah? Eh? I want to be loved by you.
Speaker 1: Don't you tell nobody else but you?
Speaker 7: When Montague you're a beast, Lily all songs.
Speaker 3: That's not a song at all. It is No, that's
Speaker 3: the song she was singing when she called.
Speaker 1: Who called?
Speaker 10: Oh no, poo poo again, Lily, believe be as sure
Speaker 10: as my name is booboo, I mean, I mean head
Speaker 10: with Monty you.
Speaker 1: I don't know who the woman is who stoup lying?
Speaker 3: It's true? As was right. You're two things.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're a regular Georgie Jessler, mister Hyde.
Speaker 8: Lily, I have the vagust idea of wise sang that
Speaker 8: song your guilt coming up?
Speaker 3: So I've been a fool that Lily roud.
Speaker 1: Bobo Lily, I'm in it.
Speaker 7: Go away, go away, going to your broadcast, go to
Speaker 7: the asked to go to fool fool not as.
Speaker 3: When please go.
Speaker 2: All right in my word doesn't mean anything in my
Speaker 2: own home.
Speaker 8: It's time to go good bye. Oh no, how did
Speaker 8: I get into a mess like this? Who? What is
Speaker 8: that song?
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Speaker 1: with his mind baffled with the identity of Fuufu, the
Speaker 1: mystery woman who is making his wife Lily jealous. Montague
Speaker 1: is just finishing his Uncle good Heart Radio broadcast. Listen,
Speaker 1: and now, dear listeners, remember keep your head high into
Speaker 1: the sun. So ends another episode of Uncle good Heart,
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Speaker 1: he'll be back with his friendly advice. Here is Uncle
Speaker 1: good Heart with his thought for the day.
Speaker 8: When your axe accidentally hit your neighbor's foot and the
Speaker 8: blood splits out by the quartz, don't just stand there
Speaker 8: as he glears up at you.
Speaker 2: Say to him a penny for your thought.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're off the air, mister Montaguau heaven, what the program?
Speaker 1: You sure gave your listeners something to sink their teeth
Speaker 1: into today. Good as long as it isn't my throat.
Speaker 2: It was a clack of jack show, mister Montague.
Speaker 1: Oh, here's our director, missus Liza good Show asana I
Speaker 1: it was a double.
Speaker 9: Barreled ripped norton wingedare.
Speaker 1: Alright, Denza?
Speaker 2: It was a daisy?
Speaker 1: Oh please?
Speaker 8: It was fifteen minutes of the corneat drivel ever heard
Speaker 8: on the air.
Speaker 9: You're gonna say that again.
Speaker 1: Don't say things like that. Every big stockholder in Flugo.
Speaker 2: Soaf, our sponsor is in town. They're having a big meeting.
Speaker 1: The stockholders. They're putting their heads together.
Speaker 8: Yes, Timbo, mister Montague, it's our sponsor. Mister Frugal wants
Speaker 8: me to introduce you to one of our biggest stockholders.
Speaker 1: He's an oil millionaire from Texas.
Speaker 3: He came all the way from Texas just to meet you.
Speaker 1: All right, bring about. I have nothing else to do.
Speaker 1: I can't go home. Who knows that I have a
Speaker 1: full left. I'll bring him right up.
Speaker 9: Let the man of mister Monig. Trouble at home?
Speaker 1: Trouble, Zinza, It's complete disaster. What happened?
Speaker 9: The refrigerator on the blink again?
Speaker 1: Refrigerator?
Speaker 9: You forgot to defrost it, Linza.
Speaker 1: My job is to try and defrost my wife.
Speaker 9: Oh dear, I know just how you feel. My wife
Speaker 9: isn't exactly a forest fire herself.
Speaker 1: Sweet, I only had a clue, if I only remember
Speaker 1: who is the only.
Speaker 9: Thing in French I remember? Is Nick Spreckensey Deutsch.
Speaker 8: Be help oh wait, Cinsa goes this peanuts into you?
Speaker 1: What listen? I want to be loved by you, just
Speaker 1: you and nobody else but you. I want to be
Speaker 1: loved by you all.
Speaker 9: Please, mister Montague, I'm a married man.
Speaker 2: Didn't stop that.
Speaker 9: I gotta go and pick up your Uncle good Heart
Speaker 9: sand mail.
Speaker 2: See you later.
Speaker 1: God, what a mess?
Speaker 8: Well you are, Uncle good Heart, Eyre's man, Uncle good Heart.
Speaker 1: I want you to meet one of our biggest stockholders,
Speaker 1: mister Thomas Kessler. Iig Tom Kessell to you, Uncle good Heart.
Speaker 1: Excuse yeah, well, how do you do big time? Well,
Speaker 1: that's more like it. I can see right off. We're
Speaker 1: going to get along like a doggie in a long horn. Yeah. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I'm sure we will. I understand you own oil wells. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I lean my biggest well after you, Uncle good Heart, gusher,
Speaker 1: and I got a ranch called El Rancho good Heart.
Speaker 1: I reckon that you must have guessed it by now.
Speaker 1: You're my hero, Uncle good Heart. You listen to my program.
Speaker 1: I never missed the one, sir, the only thing that
Speaker 1: can relax me. Land and reading my bank book. How touching. Yeah,
Speaker 1: something I'd like to talk to you about, Uncle Well,
Speaker 1: big time. Maybe I can help you. Well, now that's
Speaker 1: the only reason I come here in New York. I'll
Speaker 1: meet your guide behind. What is it my wife, Uncle
Speaker 1: good Heart? I'm having wife trouble. There's another man, Uncle
Speaker 1: good Heart, at driving me from local What can I do?
Speaker 1: Give him the beating of his life, a beating that
Speaker 1: he'll teach him that he can't pull under around breaking
Speaker 1: up Happy America home, Go get him. That's all I
Speaker 1: wanted to hear. I'm riding rein remember the al I'll
Speaker 1: never forget it, humble good heart. What can I do
Speaker 1: to repay you? Please? Oh, let me give you a
Speaker 1: bank or something. No, thank you. I've got to get home. Well,
Speaker 1: all right, I hear the keys. He's the keys to
Speaker 1: my car. You drive it home. I don't drive well,
Speaker 1: then you get someone to drive. You know, it's park
Speaker 1: in front of Radio Shity. You can't miss it. It's
Speaker 1: parked from fifty first feet up at fifty third. It's
Speaker 1: kind of along with the tie the bath. And I'll
Speaker 1: call you and I'll let you know what happened. I'm right,
Speaker 1: good old, I'm good good heart.
Speaker 8: I can settle everybody's probles alone.
Speaker 1: Hey, yes, by.
Speaker 9: Mister Montague of that sand mail stacked up? You want
Speaker 9: to read something?
Speaker 1: Nell lines? Can you drive im? Sure? Someone left me
Speaker 1: with a car.
Speaker 8: Would you drive me around until I worked up enough
Speaker 8: news to go home?
Speaker 9: Here are the keys, Hee a Cadillacs. Let's drive up
Speaker 9: to the Bronx and pick up my wife. I can
Speaker 9: just see the expressions on the faces of her friends
Speaker 9: when we drop her off at the laundermat.
Speaker 2: Oh, let's go.
Speaker 3: I I give up. I went through everything in his death.
Speaker 3: It's not a clue as to who foo who is?
Speaker 3: Did you have any luck?
Speaker 5: Look like you told me, I call yes and asked
Speaker 5: for foofol. They connected me with a Peconese.
Speaker 3: And just I can't believe it. I can't believe that.
Speaker 7: Edwin found somebody else, after all we've met to each other. Look, look,
Speaker 7: I found this in this scrap book. What is it?
Speaker 5: Is draft noticed from the Civil War?
Speaker 7: Look it's the theater program of the first detail Pollage I.
Speaker 5: Was in he was saving Hey, look at that Will
Speaker 5: Rogers was in it, Eddie Candor. Here's the picture of
Speaker 5: the finale.
Speaker 3: Where were you? Let's see?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 3: Here I am between Marilon Milleran.
Speaker 7: What was this girl's name again of Ginger.
Speaker 3: Ginger Jenkins.
Speaker 5: Ginger Jenkins.
Speaker 7: That's right, Ginger Jenkins. Oh what a flapper.
Speaker 1: She was.
Speaker 3: One of the songs she sang in the show.
Speaker 5: That when something like this, I want to be loved
Speaker 5: by you, by you, Dennis, I know.
Speaker 3: Oh, of course Ginger Jenkins. Edwin used to go out
Speaker 3: with her before we were married. So she's the one
Speaker 3: who's been calling.
Speaker 5: I remember that.
Speaker 1: Then.
Speaker 5: What a gold digger?
Speaker 3: All right, she was the gold digger.
Speaker 5: It wasn't her When she went out with a man.
Speaker 5: The fillings and his teeth weren't safe.
Speaker 3: Oh that's not true. She just liked to have fun.
Speaker 3: You should have seen Edwin in the Roaring twenties.
Speaker 5: I see enough of them in the Falding fifty.
Speaker 3: Here I was suspecting Edwin. He hasn't even seen Ginger
Speaker 3: since we were married.
Speaker 7: The pom I'll answer, hello, Yeah, is that you Ginger? Well, yeah, Ginger,
Speaker 7: this is Lily Edwin's wife, Lily Blainey.
Speaker 4: Holy cow, are you still alive?
Speaker 7: Oh Ginger, come right over here.
Speaker 3: We only need a few blocks away.
Speaker 5: Honey, are you nuts? Inviting miss hot stuff over here?
Speaker 1: Anes?
Speaker 7: It was so long ago that she and Edwin had
Speaker 7: anything to do with each other.
Speaker 3: There is no.
Speaker 5: Danger telling huh old, flames never die, they just get hotter.
Speaker 3: Oh that's silly, it is.
Speaker 5: Remember the clothes that day used to have on and
Speaker 5: how our figure sold him. Honey, don't take any chances.
Speaker 5: Get under that new backless, frontless, topless evening gown your bossy.
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, I've been saving it for an a case.
Speaker 5: Honey, the occasion's here. Fool pools coming loaded for bear
Speaker 5: or get into that evening dress this.
Speaker 7: You're right, I haven't realized what a stick in the
Speaker 7: mud I've been.
Speaker 5: Lilli Boam rides again. Hop into that gown.
Speaker 3: It'll only take a minute.
Speaker 5: Do you need any help pleasing into it? Honey, just yell?
Speaker 5: Coming ah? Here he is bo bruml never.
Speaker 1: Minds she's inner room.
Speaker 5: Don't go in there must where she comes at, you'll
Speaker 5: see plenty of her.
Speaker 1: Don't want to tell you.
Speaker 5: Right here she comes, Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Lily Blay,
Speaker 5: Hello Edwin, I lil.
Speaker 1: You forgot to get dressed.
Speaker 2: Hangness, for heaven's sake, pulled down the shade.
Speaker 10: Now, Lily, this is a respectable neighborhood.
Speaker 3: It's a new style. It's off the shoulder, it's off
Speaker 3: the body.
Speaker 1: Cover up.
Speaker 8: Please, I refuse that my wife francing around dressed like
Speaker 8: a zieg Felt pollie girl.
Speaker 7: She's seem the like zig felt pollyge girl.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
Speaker 7: I know, Edwin, we found out you did.
Speaker 1: Holy who is she? Ginger Jenkins, Ginger Jink?
Speaker 8: Oh no, it's not that scatter brain little flood.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's still alive.
Speaker 3: Not only that I've invited her up yet.
Speaker 1: That's why you're in that dress.
Speaker 3: Edwin, forgive me.
Speaker 7: It's just that I know she's going to show up
Speaker 7: breast to the chief, and I didn't want to look
Speaker 7: like a.
Speaker 1: Dread No lily, Lily, lily, how could you look drebbed
Speaker 1: for me?
Speaker 2: Now, get out of that g string and put on something.
Speaker 3: What should I wear?
Speaker 1: There?
Speaker 3: She is?
Speaker 1: All right, let's get it over with that are in okay?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Miss home?
Speaker 5: Yeah that's him.
Speaker 2: Ooooooo, I got g You haven't changed a bit.
Speaker 5: Oh, I'm just like you, Edwin.
Speaker 4: You're still as cute as a button. Oh please, and
Speaker 4: you still have that kickli beard tickley tickli beardy.
Speaker 1: Let's go.
Speaker 5: I'm opening the window. It's getting sticky in here you are?
Speaker 1: Look Ginger got here?
Speaker 3: So I see, Hello, Ginger, really God, I.
Speaker 1: Got an idea.
Speaker 2: Ginger all dressed and let's go to the nightclub.
Speaker 7: Nightclub.
Speaker 2: It is calm foo fool.
Speaker 1: I want to be loved by you. That I want
Speaker 1: to be loved by you. I guess the telephone. I'll
Speaker 1: get it, miss chair.
Speaker 3: Hello uncle, good heart?
Speaker 7: Hold it uncle?
Speaker 8: Oh no, how did anyone find out?
Speaker 1: Oh? Big Tom?
Speaker 8: I see they gave your uncle a good heartphone number
Speaker 8: of the radio station.
Speaker 2: The dectives follows your wife and they're together right now.
Speaker 1: Good do you do? Hey? Break in? Beat you up?
Speaker 1: Hitting one for me is skunk little?
Speaker 3: Who is there?
Speaker 1: Some born? I'm Messsation Big Tom Kestler from Texas.
Speaker 4: Big Tom Kestler.
Speaker 7: But I know you knew my headphone.
Speaker 1: Yes, I been with you. Your husband.
Speaker 2: Get out of here, Haly, he's got to kill me.
Speaker 2: Ginger out of the back door.
Speaker 3: Just threw the back you get around, open up the door.
Speaker 3: I found out who you are, Edwin Montague over.
Speaker 1: Mind. I know all you have to remember is that
Speaker 1: I'm not Edwin Montague over. Therefore, I break the door down,
Speaker 1: my lord, please, I'll open the door. Why are you
Speaker 1: faving Rada, uncle gord hag Whatever you're doing in the
Speaker 1: apartment of that rata. Edwin Montague, Big Times Detective told
Speaker 1: me that followed her.
Speaker 8: Here she's gone, Big Tom, I had a good talk
Speaker 8: with now you took her back to the hotel room.
Speaker 1: I'll kill him. That's him, that's Edwin Montague. Tand back
Speaker 1: biggon the door.
Speaker 2: Oh it's you, uncle, good heart. Well I parked her.
Speaker 9: I could kill me.
Speaker 1: Here the key, I'll kill him. I'll kill him.
Speaker 2: Sand back, Big Tom, call me, let me at him, uncle.
Speaker 9: Boy? Is he a beauty?
Speaker 2: What a chassis?
Speaker 3: Chashy?
Speaker 1: Listen to him?
Speaker 3: He belongs to me.
Speaker 1: I'll kill him.
Speaker 3: Boy, does she look snappy with her top down?
Speaker 1: To put that gun downs and to get out, I'll
Speaker 1: strangle him.
Speaker 8: Now.
Speaker 1: I use my fare hands.
Speaker 3: For letting me you there, goodbye, Let me go, Let
Speaker 3: me go.
Speaker 1: Oh uncle, why didn't you let me get him? I
Speaker 1: had him with the good Why did you stop me?
Speaker 1: Because Big Tom?
Speaker 8: I didn't want you to soil your hands on that
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