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<v Speaker 1>All right, just just a little heads up here, we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be a little judgy. But it's all in fun.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all done with love, except for maybe Tricia. Could

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<v Speaker 1>she really joice being judge? But you know, you can

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<v Speaker 1>just sum someone up with one thing, like one snapshot

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<v Speaker 1>of somebody, if they're doing a certain thing, that's all

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<v Speaker 1>I need to know about you, right, Yes, that's everything

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<v Speaker 1>that I need to know. I'll give you a really

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<v Speaker 1>really good, good example for me. If I see a

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<v Speaker 1>dude in a man bun and no other grooming effort

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<v Speaker 1>at all, that's all I need to know about that guy.

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<v Speaker 1>That's everything I need to know. When I see him,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm done. I know everything. I'm not saying it's good.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying it's bad. But I know everything I

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<v Speaker 1>need to know about that guy. JB, do you have one?

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<v Speaker 2>When I see someone leave a grocery cart in the

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<v Speaker 2>middle of the parking lot, Ah, that helps me all

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<v Speaker 2>I need to know. You're more important than anybody else,

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<v Speaker 2>better than everybody else.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't have to play by the rules.

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<v Speaker 4>Yep.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, society would fail everywhere if everyone was.

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<v Speaker 4>Like you right their mama did not raise them.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, Society would collapse right.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, It would not worktricity, you got one.

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<v Speaker 5>I do, and I think this one is the most

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<v Speaker 5>glaring one. This might even be what started the whole.

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<v Speaker 5>That's all I need to know about you. Trucknuts, trucks

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<v Speaker 5>apps immediately know. I cannot look at you, be your friend,

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<v Speaker 5>nothing if you think those are cool.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a state that banned them. I think Oregon

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<v Speaker 1>or Washington, one of those Northwest states. They passed a

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<v Speaker 1>law that you can't nut up your truck anyone.

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<v Speaker 5>Also, though, hand in hand with somebody who has truck nuts,

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<v Speaker 5>more than likely they will also have a sticker in

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<v Speaker 5>the back window of Calvin peeing on something.

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<v Speaker 4>Another thing that I cannot tolerate.

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<v Speaker 2>Very forward versus heavy kind of thing going on.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, if I see you rock and tivas with socks.

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<v Speaker 3>That's all I need to know about you.

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<v Speaker 1>And he threw a fanny pack on too, That's everything

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<v Speaker 1>I need to know about you.

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<v Speaker 2>If I see you taking selfies at the gym during

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<v Speaker 2>your work, oh all I need to know about you.

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<v Speaker 3>Stop now.

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<v Speaker 1>I see so many of those people on Instagram, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I couldn't do that.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd be so uncomfortable doing that. You know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>And they have to set up a camera. Do they

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<v Speaker 1>bring a tripod in with them to do it? I

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<v Speaker 1>guess they do with lights the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 5>My friend Sean visited Auschwitz and people were taking selfies

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<v Speaker 5>in front of Auschwitz and.

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<v Speaker 4>Horrible people, horrible, horrible.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember getting a text message from my buddy Marlin

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<v Speaker 1>that said, I'm just here at the loop waiting in

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<v Speaker 1>line to get a selfie with the Mona Lisa, like

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<v Speaker 1>every other a hole in the world, a selfie with

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<v Speaker 1>the Mona Lisa.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, really, what's your stress?

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<v Speaker 5>Anybody who is in public talking on their speaker phone,

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<v Speaker 5>I hate you.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's all.

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<v Speaker 4>I need to know.

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<v Speaker 5>You're the same person who leaves your card in the

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<v Speaker 5>parking lot or stops in the middle of the grocery

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<v Speaker 5>store lane. I cannot stand it when people do that.

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<v Speaker 5>It's all I need to know I have.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I give a little bit of grace if it's

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<v Speaker 1>an older if it's a senior citizen, I give them

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit of a break. But if you're a

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<v Speaker 1>young person, even just watching videos on your phone last week,

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<v Speaker 1>your phone, it's so annoying. You carry a dog in

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<v Speaker 1>a purse. I know everything I need to know about

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<v Speaker 1>you when I see that.

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<v Speaker 5>But it depends on how cute that dog is. Because

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<v Speaker 5>if that's a super cute dog, purse purse rightness factor.

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<v Speaker 5>I see that all the time at Whole Foods downtown.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah yeah, uh, you know what tells me all

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<v Speaker 3>I need to know that?

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<v Speaker 2>It's usually guy the kind of guy that refers to

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<v Speaker 2>the wait staff is either boss or chief.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>That always tells me that guy's been in prison anytime.

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<v Speaker 1>So I say, you got a boss, I hear that

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<v Speaker 1>that's something he'd been in the penitentiary.

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<v Speaker 3>That's where he learned that. For sure. Tris, do you

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<v Speaker 3>have one?

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<v Speaker 4>I have another one.

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<v Speaker 5>If you purposely make your car crazy loud or your

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<v Speaker 5>motorcycle is super loud, I can't know that, guy O JB.

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<v Speaker 5>Like when you were young, Yeah, I liked it. Oh,

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<v Speaker 5>but I mean if if it makes you jump, if

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<v Speaker 5>it startles you, you can hear it blocks and blocks

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<v Speaker 5>and blocks away.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a huge problem with that pipe Saved Lives

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<v Speaker 2>Trician pipe.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, I've got one, I think, JB.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I may be insulting your daughter a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit on this, But forgive me because I think she's

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<v Speaker 1>a bumper sticker girl.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah she is.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you've got more than three bumper stickers on

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<v Speaker 1>your car, she does everything I need to know about you,

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<v Speaker 1>especially if you've got if you've got these two on it,

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<v Speaker 1>if you've got nine to eleven was an inside job,

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<v Speaker 1>and the and the coexist one on your.

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<v Speaker 4>Car's all the different symbols.

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<v Speaker 3>I know everything I need to know about you.

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<v Speaker 1>So what kind of stickers is Raleigh sticking on her car? Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>They're mostly surfy stuff, okay, non political, lake no nothing,

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<v Speaker 2>no lake, lake kind of stuff, surf kind of vibes, beachyes,

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<v Speaker 2>all white stuff, yeah, that kind of stuff. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 2>she she lives that lifestyle.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, Yeah, I feel like that's kind of different.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>Then people just put random stuff and then you don't

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<v Speaker 5>even know what they are. You don't know what they

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<v Speaker 5>stand for, what they mean. So I feel like a

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<v Speaker 5>bumper sticker is trying to convey a message, but then

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<v Speaker 5>you see one and you have no idea what it means.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like you're missing something, right, all right, last call?

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<v Speaker 1>Anybody got any more?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know people with pony cute uh, specialty license plates.

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<v Speaker 5>Woh vanity plates.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like the people in electric that liked, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>putting like no gas, like that.

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<v Speaker 3>The Tesla one with zero gas. I've seen that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, stuff like that, bragging about it being electric.

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<v Speaker 3>And then you get the same thing.

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<v Speaker 2>You get the people that like no plug like I

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<v Speaker 2>burned gas.

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<v Speaker 3>It's very funny.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a weird war between the two, very passive, aggressive.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't know why I feel this way, but

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, anybody with a fedora, I mean, not a fedora,

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<v Speaker 1>I get the word, what's the long feather thing?

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<v Speaker 3>Boa? You wearing a boa? A feather boa? That's all

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<v Speaker 3>I need to know about you.

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<v Speaker 5>I was gonna say that fedora is fine as long

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<v Speaker 5>as it's on a little peepole shuffling around.

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<v Speaker 3>That's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Then, especially a gay dude with the fedora, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>a bowa. I'm gonna stop right here with us, My goodness,

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<v Speaker 1>let's punch out of this