Speaker 1: All right, just just a little heads up here, we're
Speaker 1: gonna be a little judgy. But it's all in fun.
Speaker 1: It's all done with love, except for maybe Tricia. Could
Speaker 1: she really joice being judge? But you know, you can
Speaker 1: just sum someone up with one thing, like one snapshot
Speaker 1: of somebody, if they're doing a certain thing, that's all
Speaker 1: I need to know about you, right, Yes, that's everything
Speaker 1: that I need to know. I'll give you a really
Speaker 1: really good, good example for me. If I see a
Speaker 1: dude in a man bun and no other grooming effort
Speaker 1: at all, that's all I need to know about that guy.
Speaker 1: That's everything I need to know. When I see him,
Speaker 1: I'm done. I know everything. I'm not saying it's good.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying it's bad. But I know everything I
Speaker 1: need to know about that guy. JB, do you have one?
Speaker 2: When I see someone leave a grocery cart in the
Speaker 2: middle of the parking lot, Ah, that helps me all
Speaker 2: I need to know. You're more important than anybody else,
Speaker 2: better than everybody else.
Speaker 3: You don't have to play by the rules.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 2: Yes, society would fail everywhere if everyone was.
Speaker 4: Like you right their mama did not raise them.
Speaker 3: Right, Society would collapse right.
Speaker 2: Right, It would not worktricity, you got one.
Speaker 5: I do, and I think this one is the most
Speaker 5: glaring one. This might even be what started the whole.
Speaker 5: That's all I need to know about you. Trucknuts, trucks
Speaker 5: apps immediately know. I cannot look at you, be your friend,
Speaker 5: nothing if you think those are cool.
Speaker 1: There was a state that banned them. I think Oregon
Speaker 1: or Washington, one of those Northwest states. They passed a
Speaker 1: law that you can't nut up your truck anyone.
Speaker 5: Also, though, hand in hand with somebody who has truck nuts,
Speaker 5: more than likely they will also have a sticker in
Speaker 5: the back window of Calvin peeing on something.
Speaker 4: Another thing that I cannot tolerate.
Speaker 2: Very forward versus heavy kind of thing going on.
Speaker 1: Hey, if I see you rock and tivas with socks.
Speaker 3: That's all I need to know about you.
Speaker 1: And he threw a fanny pack on too, That's everything
Speaker 1: I need to know about you.
Speaker 2: If I see you taking selfies at the gym during
Speaker 2: your work, oh all I need to know about you.
Speaker 3: Stop now.
Speaker 1: I see so many of those people on Instagram, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, I couldn't do that.
Speaker 3: I'd be so uncomfortable doing that. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: And they have to set up a camera. Do they
Speaker 1: bring a tripod in with them to do it? I
Speaker 1: guess they do with lights the whole thing.
Speaker 5: My friend Sean visited Auschwitz and people were taking selfies
Speaker 5: in front of Auschwitz and.
Speaker 4: Horrible people, horrible, horrible.
Speaker 1: I remember getting a text message from my buddy Marlin
Speaker 1: that said, I'm just here at the loop waiting in
Speaker 1: line to get a selfie with the Mona Lisa, like
Speaker 1: every other a hole in the world, a selfie with
Speaker 1: the Mona Lisa.
Speaker 3: Come on, really, what's your stress?
Speaker 5: Anybody who is in public talking on their speaker phone,
Speaker 5: I hate you.
Speaker 3: Oh that's all.
Speaker 4: I need to know.
Speaker 5: You're the same person who leaves your card in the
Speaker 5: parking lot or stops in the middle of the grocery
Speaker 5: store lane. I cannot stand it when people do that.
Speaker 5: It's all I need to know I have.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I give a little bit of grace if it's
Speaker 1: an older if it's a senior citizen, I give them
Speaker 1: a little bit of a break. But if you're a
Speaker 1: young person, even just watching videos on your phone last week,
Speaker 1: your phone, it's so annoying. You carry a dog in
Speaker 1: a purse. I know everything I need to know about
Speaker 1: you when I see that.
Speaker 5: But it depends on how cute that dog is. Because
Speaker 5: if that's a super cute dog, purse purse rightness factor.
Speaker 5: I see that all the time at Whole Foods downtown.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah, uh, you know what tells me all
Speaker 3: I need to know that?
Speaker 2: It's usually guy the kind of guy that refers to
Speaker 2: the wait staff is either boss or chief.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 3: That always tells me that guy's been in prison anytime.
Speaker 1: So I say, you got a boss, I hear that
Speaker 1: that's something he'd been in the penitentiary.
Speaker 3: That's where he learned that. For sure. Tris, do you
Speaker 3: have one?
Speaker 4: I have another one.
Speaker 5: If you purposely make your car crazy loud or your
Speaker 5: motorcycle is super loud, I can't know that, guy O JB.
Speaker 5: Like when you were young, Yeah, I liked it. Oh,
Speaker 5: but I mean if if it makes you jump, if
Speaker 5: it startles you, you can hear it blocks and blocks
Speaker 5: and blocks away.
Speaker 2: I have a huge problem with that pipe Saved Lives
Speaker 2: Trician pipe.
Speaker 3: Hey, I've got one, I think, JB.
Speaker 1: I think I may be insulting your daughter a little
Speaker 1: bit on this, But forgive me because I think she's
Speaker 1: a bumper sticker girl.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah she is.
Speaker 1: But if you've got more than three bumper stickers on
Speaker 1: your car, she does everything I need to know about you,
Speaker 1: especially if you've got if you've got these two on it,
Speaker 1: if you've got nine to eleven was an inside job,
Speaker 1: and the and the coexist one on your.
Speaker 4: Car's all the different symbols.
Speaker 3: I know everything I need to know about you.
Speaker 1: So what kind of stickers is Raleigh sticking on her car? Uh?
Speaker 2: They're mostly surfy stuff, okay, non political, lake no nothing,
Speaker 2: no lake, lake kind of stuff, surf kind of vibes, beachyes,
Speaker 2: all white stuff, yeah, that kind of stuff. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: she she lives that lifestyle.
Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, I feel like that's kind of different.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Then people just put random stuff and then you don't
Speaker 5: even know what they are. You don't know what they
Speaker 5: stand for, what they mean. So I feel like a
Speaker 5: bumper sticker is trying to convey a message, but then
Speaker 5: you see one and you have no idea what it means.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like you're missing something, right, all right, last call?
Speaker 1: Anybody got any more?
Speaker 2: I don't know people with pony cute uh, specialty license plates.
Speaker 5: Woh vanity plates.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like the people in electric that liked, you know,
Speaker 2: putting like no gas, like that.
Speaker 3: The Tesla one with zero gas. I've seen that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, stuff like that, bragging about it being electric.
Speaker 3: And then you get the same thing.
Speaker 2: You get the people that like no plug like I
Speaker 2: burned gas.
Speaker 3: It's very funny.
Speaker 5: It's a weird war between the two, very passive, aggressive.
Speaker 1: And I don't know why I feel this way, but
Speaker 1: I mean, anybody with a fedora, I mean, not a fedora,
Speaker 1: I get the word, what's the long feather thing?
Speaker 3: Boa? You wearing a boa? A feather boa? That's all
Speaker 3: I need to know about you.
Speaker 5: I was gonna say that fedora is fine as long
Speaker 5: as it's on a little peepole shuffling around.
Speaker 3: That's okay.
Speaker 1: Then, especially a gay dude with the fedora, I mean
Speaker 1: a bowa. I'm gonna stop right here with us, My goodness,
Speaker 1: let's punch out of this