Speaker 1: And your ha.
Speaker 2: Uh to be.
Speaker 1: Ho bye paytionally. Oh wait for you there, I got
Speaker 1: out way for you there.
Speaker 2: Oh oh hi. No, I am no, Please don't come closer.
Speaker 2: Please don't. I I just well, I no, no, I'm
Speaker 2: not a I'm not lameya. No, I'm I'm I'm a Nogo.
Speaker 2: You know, got north, you know, snake of the sea. No,
Speaker 2: please don't come closer. I just I don't I'm ea
Speaker 2: see yeah, I'm stuck. No, please don't. I I I
Speaker 2: I'm scared. I can't move. Well, what can you do
Speaker 2: to help? You don't have any Well, it was easy.
Speaker 2: I just saw something shiny on the bank when the
Speaker 2: the river was high, and it just rained, and I
Speaker 2: just stayed up a little too long. I didn't notice
Speaker 2: that the water was receiving that quickly, and just it's
Speaker 2: a couple of days. I kept going back to the water,
Speaker 2: and it I kept going back to the water, and
Speaker 2: I didn't notice that it would taking me longer and
Speaker 2: longer and longer to go back. And then I looked
Speaker 2: in my tail. It got stuck. It's so and by
Speaker 2: the time that happened, just I had been with that
Speaker 2: water for so long that I can't use any of
Speaker 2: my Please stay back there. I just know I've heard stories.
Speaker 2: I've heard stories of what happens when we get stuck
Speaker 2: like this and then people come and they take us
Speaker 2: and we don't know what happens. And I'm just scared.
Speaker 2: I okay, you want to what Well, No, it doesn't
Speaker 2: look like you have any weapons on you. No, you
Speaker 2: don't have to. You can take your shirt off if
Speaker 2: you want, that's fine. I just well, I guess there's
Speaker 2: no point in me looking away if it is to
Speaker 2: see if you have weapons. But I okay, well, no,
Speaker 2: you're you're cute if I'm telling the truth. But no,
Speaker 2: this could be a trick. This could be a trick.
Speaker 2: This is what. Sorry, I just want to go home.
Speaker 2: I want to go home. And I'm scared because it
Speaker 2: know where home is and what. No, I don't have
Speaker 2: any family. They were all well they're all gone. They're
Speaker 2: all gone, and it's just me and I just I live.
Speaker 2: I live right on the underneath the fit heils a
Speaker 2: up by the ocean. The cliffs are it's pretty there.
Speaker 2: I just I want to go home. It's so easy
Speaker 2: when we see something, Johnny and just okay, you run
Speaker 2: an irrigation truck. You have a ton of water on
Speaker 2: your truck? Is that? Is that? What that means? I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know much about farming. I'm sorry, okay, And
Speaker 2: you can just shoot the water all over. Well, that
Speaker 2: would loosen up the ground, maybe get my tail out.
Speaker 2: I beant nuts. Okay, Well no, because if you're gonna
Speaker 2: take me all someplace, of course, you want to get
Speaker 2: me unstuck from here. What's in it for you? I
Speaker 2: don't think I can do much. Oh okay, I no,
Speaker 2: I don't know anything about vehicles. Well I guess if
Speaker 2: I had to job one, I want an automatic. You're
Speaker 2: saying I have an automatic and I should help you
Speaker 2: drive your manual. I don't know what that means. Okay,
Speaker 2: you mean like a boat, you know, you take the
Speaker 2: paddles and you stroke across the river. I've done that
Speaker 2: from time to time. Okay. Well, yeah, I can take
Speaker 2: my legs and rather my tail and form it into
Speaker 2: legs and then move around. Most people don't even notice. Okay,
Speaker 2: so that's not gonna work either. You want me to
Speaker 2: coil you up really ttly, but you've always wanted I mean,
Speaker 2: I'm willing to do that once I'm free, as long
Speaker 2: as you promise I can go home. Is that okay?
Speaker 2: All right, all right, I'll try that. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2: I guess. M oh no, no, it's no, it's just
Speaker 2: not really powerful. I just know the water feels great.
Speaker 2: Oh goodness, no, you owe my scales. It feels so
Speaker 2: good to be just wet again. M Oh no, it
Speaker 2: feels so alive. I love the way it feels all
Speaker 2: over me. You want to cover me? No, no, I
Speaker 2: don't need a blanket. Oh you mean in the water.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, no, I love to just be drenched in
Speaker 2: all the fluids that I can get. I just oh
Speaker 2: my face, I mean, well it has been beaten down
Speaker 2: by the sun.
Speaker 1: Mmm.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I love it. I absolutely love it all
Speaker 2: over my face. This is great, thank you. Oh no, no, no,
Speaker 2: I want every last drop of it on me. This
Speaker 2: is oh. I feel so I feel strong and good.
Speaker 2: Oh goodness, gracious little What you want me to make
Speaker 2: you dinner? No, no problem? What top would you like? Cookies?
Speaker 2: I don't know if that makes for the best dinner. Sushi?
Speaker 2: Oh well, yeah no, I love mind feeding you my
Speaker 2: sushi roll not at all. Hmm. Oh well, this has
Speaker 2: turned into a bit of a buffet, is it not? Well,
Speaker 2: if you want to eat that much food, you're going
Speaker 2: to be eating all that long. So you also would
Speaker 2: like to take a nibble of my hot pockets? I can.
Speaker 2: I think they sell some stores that I've seen. I
Speaker 2: don't go into a lot of human stores, but I
Speaker 2: could chat to recreate a hot pocket. I have one
Speaker 2: a second. How do you know it's in my refrigerator?
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, when I left him, I left
Speaker 2: my househole cleaned up. There's definitely not a butt in
Speaker 2: my Oh you want to put some buns in my oven? No,
Speaker 2: that's fun. It's very important to have some good dinner rolls.
Speaker 2: Are you talking about hamburger buns? Like? Are you looking
Speaker 2: to get some hamburgers? Or? Oh? Well, no, I mean
Speaker 2: I don't. I always feel my taco with plenty of meat. Yes, yeah, well,
Speaker 2: I mean you'd never want to overstuff a taco. They don't.
Speaker 2: They stretch pretty decently. Definitely, burritos stretch pretty decently. But
Speaker 2: tacos they can crack under pressure if you're not too careful.
Speaker 2: You know, I always like to put in two fingers,
Speaker 2: pat it down and get a good lay of the
Speaker 2: land before you go and put in a whole bunch
Speaker 2: of meat. What, Oh, your taco's sour cream? You like
Speaker 2: to have them topped with sour cream at the end.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm kind of weird. I all like to
Speaker 2: put my sour cream on the bottom and then put
Speaker 2: my beef on the top and then some fixing. You know.
Speaker 2: I just like to have the cream down deep inside
Speaker 2: the tacos. Personally, That's just my weird thing that I've
Speaker 2: always done. You don't think it's weird. What do you
Speaker 2: mean shaming? No? No, no, well you know what here,
Speaker 2: it's gonna get late, and this sounds like you are
Speaker 2: rot hungry, and I definitely want to feed you. Oh
Speaker 2: that's so sweet of you. No, I mean that I'm
Speaker 2: actually lactose intolerant. But if it's sharing a glass of
Speaker 2: milk with you, oh not sure. Oh you just want
Speaker 2: me to drink the milk after saving me. If that's
Speaker 2: what you want, I promise you every last bit of
Speaker 2: the milk I will drink for you, even if it
Speaker 2: means I'm what what do you mean, I'm not getting it.
Speaker 2: I'm not it's Oh you can show me. Oh no,
Speaker 2: just your hand in button, and it's been a really
Speaker 2: long time since anyone's touched me like this. No, I'm
Speaker 2: I could definitely get used to it. Gosh, you have
Speaker 2: such a pretty ass what oh right, this way, right,
Speaker 2: this way? We should probably be getting along. These worlds
Speaker 2: can get dangerous at uh. I've been worried about it
Speaker 2: these past couple of months, convinced something was gonna happen.
Speaker 2: But I guess the best thing could happen was such
Speaker 2: a such a sweetheart and stumbling along. I'm so glad
Speaker 2: to have met you and to find someone who actually
Speaker 2: just has pure intentions. It's rare in these days to
Speaker 2: see somebody who's willing to be nice to you without
Speaker 2: any any any desire to want anything back. Hey, guys,
Speaker 2: Xena Alexander here inspiration for this story. I've been having
Speaker 2: fun since I always play the super aggressive girl that
Speaker 2: with the guy that always doesn't get it, playing these
Speaker 2: girls who do not get it. In setting up the
Speaker 2: innu window, which shows you I could still do a
Speaker 2: you window clearly, but also the not getting it thing,
Speaker 2: it's really funny, and like it's so funny that, like
Speaker 2: I really am that super aggressive girl in real life.
Speaker 2: I really if I want you, Oh my god, just
Speaker 2: gonna go after you super aggressively, and a lot of
Speaker 2: times it didn't speak guys who are not getting it
Speaker 2: that I want them. But funnily enough, if you start
Speaker 2: hitting on me, I am this, I Am not going
Speaker 2: to get it. One or two things are gonna happen.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna think you're just joking and I'm gonna go
Speaker 2: along with it, and it's gonna be silly and fun,
Speaker 2: or it's gonna go completely over my head. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: be convinced. I'm not gonna understand the jokes. I never
Speaker 2: truly believe someone's actually hitting on me. It's so freakin bizarre.
Speaker 2: So yeah, this is this is fun to play, and
Speaker 2: I thought it would be really funny that I didn't
Speaker 2: get it. I invite this guy back to my house.
Speaker 2: He's very bold about what he wants, and yet no,
Speaker 2: like I'm not I'm just gonna go cook him dinner.
Speaker 2: And that actually happened. In real life. I had a
Speaker 2: guy who was this this level of bolts and was
Speaker 2: really sweet to me, and I did not get it.
Speaker 2: And by the time I pulled it back around, by
Speaker 2: the time that we showed up at my house and
Speaker 2: I was cooking for him. He was like, and I'm
Speaker 2: literally cooking these in the window laden foods. He was like,
Speaker 2: oh God, sweet Jesus, you're just not getting it. And
Speaker 2: then he broke it down for me and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: got you okay? So I would like to go on
Speaker 2: a couple of dates first. I do see that you
Speaker 2: were under the impression where we're going to net Flix
Speaker 2: and chill. Are you okay with us netflixing? And he
Speaker 2: was like cool, So that was he actually took it
Speaker 2: really well. We did go on a couple of dates
Speaker 2: and then sadly enough, he ended up getting a new
Speaker 2: job and some opportunities and moved away. So I actually
Speaker 2: do not know what happened to him. I don't he
Speaker 2: moved away and we kind of lost touch. I should
Speaker 2: look him up. That'd be a good thing. I am
Speaker 2: super excited about my twenty five hour livestream guys. Not
Speaker 2: only will be playing games with you guys, I plan
Speaker 2: to also work on some artwork and some thumbnails and
Speaker 2: let you guys see a bit of my process and
Speaker 2: allow viewers at the time to be able to vote
Speaker 2: on which audios are going to come out next. Because
Speaker 2: I'm going to pre record a whole bunch of audios
Speaker 2: and then have the thumbnails have the art rather the
Speaker 2: art and the thumbnails will work on them and then
Speaker 2: put them together after finished sleeping off the twenty five
Speaker 2: hour livestream. I might be moving the twenty five hour
Speaker 2: livestream to Twitch simply because I did not realize that
Speaker 2: their affiliate programs pretty easy to get to. But we
Speaker 2: shall see, we shall see. I do not know, because
Speaker 2: I know that they have quite a few more rules
Speaker 2: of what you can and cannot do over there, so
Speaker 2: I'm not a hundred percent sure, especially given my YouTuber model.
Speaker 2: We'll see. We'll see. I promise to let you guys
Speaker 2: know on the community tab, and I'm pretty sure since
Speaker 2: I'm not a Twitch affiliate, I can stream on both
Speaker 2: platforms simultaneously, so we'll see. There's a couple of different
Speaker 2: options in things that I might do in order to
Speaker 2: accommodate that. But yeah, anyways, I'm super excited that it
Speaker 2: is happening this weekend, and it's kind of strange that
Speaker 2: we might actually hit twenty five k during it really
Speaker 2: long chance, but maybe we'll hit it by Monday or Tuesday.
Speaker 2: So this is crazy Anyways, last thing, what's going up
Speaker 2: on the community tab today is one hundred percent my calendar,
Speaker 2: so you guys will know what videos are coming out
Speaker 2: this month, or rather when videos will be coming out,
Speaker 2: when I'll be live streaming, and when I'll be live
Speaker 2: streaming for patrons. So if you are not a patren
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Speaker 2: Check out Patreon and you'll see when I'll be live
Speaker 2: streaming especially for you guys, and when I'll be in
Speaker 2: the Patreon lounge and you guys can come chit chat
Speaker 2: with me. I'll talk to you soon. Bye, guys,