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I'm looking at my new phone. I think I already
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what the flip?
Speaker 2: Dog?
Speaker 1: What the flip?
Speaker 2: What's going on? But what do you when did you
get it?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Like? Two days ago, two weeks ago, two weeks ago?
Speaker 1: I think I chipped it. Yeah, yeah, you can see
it right in the corner there.
Speaker 2: It's right in the corner there, bottom corner.
Speaker 1: Over on the side.
Speaker 3: Good.
Speaker 1: If you can't see it, then yes, ship, Oh yeah,
I think I did son of them this. Yeah, then
look at you all shaved.
Speaker 2: I know what's going on, buddy, How what happened? I uh,
I had since I've seen you, I've had quite the week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you got a year older. You took another
trip around the sun?
Speaker 2: Well yeah I did.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Saturday, I did a wedding, okay, and Mill Creek for
a very nice couple, uh Larry Larry uh Maraton is
his Albanian name, but people call Larry and Katie beautiful couple.
Mill Creek. At the top of the hill, buddy, I'll
tell you something, and I don't share this information with
much of anybody, but as I'm waiting for everybody coming up,
I'm on top of their hill, and I mean you
can see the Bristol. I mean, you can see for miles.
It was so beautiful. I said a little prayer. Nice Doug.
It was God's country man telling you, uh huh, it
was just so beautiful. So wedding went well, everybody danced.
It was hotter than it was really hot. And then yes,
Sunday was my birthday. Fifty five double Nichols, damn baby
slept in a little bit. I met another bride and groom,
went through their all their songs. I had DJ'ed her
sister's wedding in January.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it does.
Speaker 2: And you know what is spreading is also bad word
about DJs.
Speaker 1: What do you mean.
Speaker 2: I've met the past year more than seven brides, but
three of them told me that they had met with
other DJs and they're like, well, you get you can
pick ten songs. I'll take care of everything else. And
I'm like, that's that's crazy. The money you're paying them,
they're just gonna they've got a set list. They just
turned the commuter on and let it go. Whether you
like it or not paying.
Speaker 1: I don't want to listen to you tell me what
lay mass shit you want to.
Speaker 2: I don't care. It's your wedding. You have whatever you want.
They're like, I can't believe. Some are really like, I
can't believe you're gonna write You're taking care of all
these songs for us. I'm like, well, that's what you want.
It's your day, whatever you want. So they left. I
was going to try to get around in golf, and
that did not happen. Then I went over, my folks.
You've met my folks right.
Speaker 1: Oh God, not only have I met your folks, I
mean you're in there. Will hang on a second. I
don't have a dad anymore. I may ask if David
would adopt me.
Speaker 2: You know what, if he's listening to this right now,
he will be calling you. Of course I will listen.
The only thing ever, why I'm.
Speaker 1: A fatherless child. You know, I'm a fatherless child.
Speaker 2: Now. I hope he gives you all the wisdom that
he has given me over fifty five years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I think you just didn't pay attention. I
think he has lots of wisdom. I think I think
that there is uh, you know, a little bit of resentment.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't think he's like Solomon.
Speaker 1: Yes, I think so. I think you would be very wise,
you know, not the baby in half. Well, we don't
want to do.
Speaker 2: That, No, right, Peter, butter and a or sandwich and
a half. Here he's got three Elvis suits. I'm pretty sure.
I'm I'm only getting two now, and he's going to
give you the other one.
Speaker 1: That's awesome. Yeah, that canna be laid out in one.
Speaker 2: Well, he'll have one, and then you and I will
wear the other two and we'll share the ulgy. Here's
a David. I came along with doug It Fresh, and man,
he made me the best Manhattan I ever had.
Speaker 1: Much right, the Southern Comfort Manhattan, the recipe daz with.
Speaker 2: Him so and Sunday Night. Yeah, Dougie Fresh is now
officially a pet owner.
Speaker 1: A pet owner.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got a cat? What? Yeah, what's wrong with cats?
I am?
Speaker 1: What's wrong with cats? Everything?
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, look it's very I already knew this cat.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: It was at a person's house and they were moved,
their roommate was moving out. I'm curious and I would
be over there and playing cards.
Speaker 1: Whatever.
Speaker 2: They let the cats out. They just jump up, just
rub it up against you, just a very level cat. Well,
somebody took them and if your dog sitting. I said
that it's a cat for days. You can leave a
cat for days.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah you can't. Oh so you leave the cat there.
I'm saying, what if you took a dog.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not taking a dog now. Too many smells
in the house. Yeah, and if dog smells another dog,
which my mother had three of the house, yeah, there
would be accidents. So don't want that. So my agreement
with dog sitting is I will stay at your house. Okay,
so see the cat, Yeah, go watch the dog. Go
back to what make it?
Speaker 1: Rosie of mine?
Speaker 2: And it's an old cat, it's like twelve years old.
So she couldn't handle it with all her other pets
and she's kind of a little nutty.
Speaker 1: So how many other pets does this?
Speaker 2: She had? I think three dogs, two other cats. It
wasn't getting along. Can you take the cat? Otherwise they
could take a lollipop like.
Speaker 3: You know what?
Speaker 2: Just there was a couple other arrangements. Yeah, yeah, so
I said, yeah, just take it to the vet, get
it checked. She took it to the vet. Now, this
cat had never been to the vat. She's taken it twice.
Now she wants me to put dry in it for
fleas in case I bring fleas in from outside. And
I'm just looking at this woman going get it, get out,
just drive, give me the cat. I'm a fifty five
year old man. I know how to take care of animals.
Just you're really hitting the stereotype here. Yeah, fifty five,
I can't drive fifty five fifty five. You don't think
I listened to that a couple of times on a Sunday.
Speaker 1: Fifty five year old man lives by myself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, cat run my cat, crazy old cat man. Yeah,
so funny.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that hit. It's like a stereo. I
don't know what that is.
Speaker 2: You know for sure the next few months you're have
to be knocking on my door. Got any dirty martiniz?
Can I come visit you and your cat? I need
a night out. My kids driving me crazy. Everybody's up
my ass. Can I come in here?
Speaker 1: I'm allergic to cats?
Speaker 2: You are?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, seriously, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Nothing bad.
Speaker 2: I just like sneeze.
Speaker 1: My eyes get all running and.
Speaker 2: Stuff, and I can't go way after dirty Martini, the
same way after any pussy. You know, this is old pussy,
some years old. I don't want a kitten, old pussy
is the best pussy absolutely broken in like a firm.
It's like a it's like a baseball mint you kept
under your mattress for a while.
Speaker 1: With a ball of it. It's all broken in and oil.
Ready to go. Baby catch this? He congratulations, that's kind
of nice, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then yesterday I golfed in the breast.
Speaker 1: Hang on, what is the cat's name? Does it kind
of a name?
Speaker 2: Hold? Lot of Rosie? Baby, shut up, Rosie.
Speaker 1: The cat's name is Rosie? Is that the name you
gave me? All the name it had?
Speaker 2: Name? Ahead? Okay, all right, that was one of the
reasons I'll take Rosie.
Speaker 1: Whole lot of Rosie.
Speaker 2: Got a whole lot of woman, got a.
Speaker 1: Whole lot of ros Then the yeah you got you
were all ripped up last night. Yeah, man, I'll meet
you anywhere. I want to keep on drinking. What are
you doing?
Speaker 2: I don't remember the conversation.
Speaker 1: I go, I'm working, you're not working. Yeah, I know.
It's a weird thing.
Speaker 2: I know. I don'tbody know what time somebody.
Speaker 1: Called me today or somebody text me to think, goes,
I never know what you're doing. And I go, well,
I'm why would you I'm always working in some capacity.
But that's okay. I like it.
Speaker 2: We uh. They had the Breast Cancer Coalition had their
golf tournament at Midvale yesterday and our tea time was
two ten.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: We went at lunch, bought raffle tickets, had a few drinks,
and oh my god, was it hot. We finished to
let me ask you this, but hold on, this is
a big thing. I think I told you last night
friend of mine Diane brought Have you ever heard of
pickle vodka? No?
Speaker 1: I have not.
Speaker 2: Do you like pickles?
Speaker 1: I do? Why was it you who told me I
don't do shots? And then I did shots of pickle
vodka and I kept asking for more pickle vodka. Yeah, okay,
that was you.
Speaker 2: I do do shots.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you said I wasn't gonna I was gonna
do it didn't sound pickle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I'm like everybody else is doing one, and
so you know, everybody peer pressure. Yeah, so I taste this.
I'm like it had just enough.
Speaker 1: You know what everybody else was drinking Jim Jones kool aid?
Wow you drinks? And how did the heat affect you
with that?
Speaker 2: Well? You talked to me last night and I don't
remember talking you last night, so that's kind of how
it affected me.
Speaker 1: Like, okay, because you didn't sound all that bad, but
you sound a little like you're a little hyped up,
talking a little faster, and I could tell that you were.
Speaker 2: Because I was talking to you.
Speaker 1: I could keep on drinking all lighte.
Speaker 2: So now I got to get a bottle of pickle
vodka and it was delicious.
Speaker 1: Do they sell it or is this something somebody made?
Speaker 2: No, she sells it. She's a little flask.
Speaker 1: Of it, That's what I'm saying. Like it's not a
homemade thing. No, I've never seen this for.
Speaker 2: Then she made kind of a pistachio, uh, pineapple, not
a jellow shot, but it was in that shackglass.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and amazing these are creative. Yeah, my god.
Speaker 2: Right, So I had a few shots.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: Then the heat, the.
Speaker 1: Heat like fuck you up, like you know, because already
you're dehydrated. Now you're dehydrating yourself faster with alcohol of course.
And then the next thing, you know, I mean, you're
just like your face down in somebody's eighteenth hole or
on their back. Nine duggie, you're right in that mud whistle. Yeah,
did somebody just do a face plan out there. Yep,
oh boy, all right, let's pause for just one second.
A lady just did a face plant outside the studio.
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Speaker 1: Or anybody who doesn't know Sammy, Sammy's great. No, yeah,
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Speaker 2: I do that from It's okay.
Speaker 1: It's like you're talking to a wall a roof to me.
Our studio is in package Landing and it's right across
from Fairport. Yeah, yeah, in Fairport, and right across from
the town hall where the electric company is and the
police station and some other things are housed there. And well,
you have a big bay window, and I have I
looked out this big window.
Speaker 2: Everybody. It's a it's a little strip plaza like yeah,
twenty shops, yeah, double level, triple, triple level. Yeah, and uh,
I'm looking at build. Bill's looking at me, and Bill
gets to look outside and right and from.
Speaker 1: The way, I my my vantage point is I can
see everything that's happen. And I look up and I
see a woman like I had noticed her walking in
because she had a cane and there stood out to
me because my dad, who recently pass had a cane
and stuff, and all of a sudden, I look up
again and this time she's like on her.
Speaker 2: You say, I think that woman fell belly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think she fell because she was on her belly,
like you know, she's just hit in the middle of
a sidewalk through an airplanes like.
Speaker 2: I can't get up, I can't get up, relfie.
Speaker 1: She didn't cry, she didn't anything, because I thought for.
Speaker 2: Sure, I sit up and she's in this rainbow shirt. Yes,
and she's just moving back forth. Yeah, that's when we
took the break.
Speaker 1: Yep. I ran out first, Yes, you did. I was
just I wanted to make a while.
Speaker 2: I didn't take my cell phone. If you hit your
cell phone, that was a good move, because.
Speaker 1: No I didn't. But I ran in to get her
water and I would have called nine one one. But
everything's right there. And the thing that surprises me is
how I don't know how long she was there.
Speaker 2: I mean a couple of minutes.
Speaker 1: Did she go down like to her knees and then
fall or did she just go head like just.
Speaker 2: I think her knees she set her knees hurt. Yeah,
she had scrapes on her forearms. She did not face plant,
she did not hit her nose.
Speaker 1: She get her number because she's in your age group.
I just do this.
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, I don't need that. No, I don't need
old women to fall. Just fall for me. But I'm
not gonna go around and pick them up. And you're
gonna movie theater or something. Both great, great boof Oh great.
She needs one of those walkers with the four wheels
where she can turn around sit down on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah, and they have breaks on them too.
Speaker 1: Nobody wants that.
Speaker 2: You know, it doesn't mean you're elderly, but your baling
fucking does. But the good thing is that you can
well you can use those getting from your car because
obviously you can still drive even though you're falling.
Speaker 1: Maybe you shouldn't be, Yeah you think so, Yeah, I
would think. I think one of the most important things
to do is to try to work on your balance always.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, yes, that's yeah, like it's gotta be
one of the most I'm in injuries for people over
seventy seventy five. Your dead just fell right, broke his hip.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well he had Parkinson's and he had a walker
and everything, and at that point they probably shouldn't even
let him out of the walker. He should have stayed
in there right in the wheelchair. But whatever, right, and
like you can go and say, whatever, what happened happened
and then and maybe for the best. When you hear your.
Speaker 2: Stuffing their feet where they can't pull them up enough. Yeah,
and you hear that, yeah slide, that's you know, we
got to get a walker, whether you want one or not,
because a face plant is so dangerous.
Speaker 1: Well, there's so many things in your face that are
the bones like under your eye are very fragile stuff,
you know, and so you don't want that. And I
have a floating bone that chips your knock your teeth out.
Speaker 2: You can do all kinds of absolutely all kinds of
and you're not bouncing back fast. So you're gonna look
like a raccoon for seven months. Oh wow, you know
you're gonna you're gonna look like it happened yesterday. Happy Halloween,
Happy Halloween.
Speaker 1: Reese's gum. Maybe I'm gonna go as an old person
that fell this year.
Speaker 2: There you go, there you go. That's nice, wonderful and
she said, what are you. We did our good deed
for the week.
Speaker 1: The no for the week. Yeah, we helped her get
back on our feet. I ran him here, got our
bottle of water, and never got her name. No, I
didn't see. That was what I was afraid of. I
didn't want her to think because she was old enough
that she's still paying by check. I kept her book
closed and I said to her, make sure you have
all your paper works, because if something slid, I don't
want to be accused of, Hey, that guy stole a
check or what the.
Speaker 2: Fuck, because that's unfortunately we have to think that way.
Speaker 1: Well, you can understand where these things happened. I mean, look,
who knows what's happening in the world today?
Speaker 2: Who knows?
Speaker 1: Who the fuck knows? Yesterday was like a very bizarre
day in the evening down where a guy who never
played in the NFL claimed he did, but he never did.
I think they went and they found out that he
had played in high school. You didn't hear this, Okay?
Speaker 2: A guy drunk? Bill?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well maybe you're better off being that way, Dougie.
You know, pickle vodka solves everything. I don't worry about it. Hey,
folks having a problem pickle vodka. Yeah, this guy went
down to Midtown and he was trying to get to
the NFL headquarters. And he walked into the building Midtown, Rochester,
Midtown Manhattan, Okaytown, Manhattan, trying to get to the NFL headquarters.
He walked into this building. He's a twenty seven year
old guy. H he had a I think it's automatic,
but I don't want to say anything wrong. He said
that he had that. He was he was looking, he
was he got into the wrong elevator. Excuse me, I'm
allergic to that woman. He got in the wrong elevator,
and I guess it took him to a different floor.
He did end up because it was at six forty
five at night, so I'm thinking most people have gone
home for the day. Not everybody, but most people. And
he wound up killing a security guard in a uniformed officer.
I think they were just taken by surprise. I don't
know if you saw. The guy got out of a
black BMW and just walked in there, and there was
a lady who was in an elevator. She walked away.
He got it, obviously, in the wrong elevator to take
him to the floor for the NFL headquarters, but he
did end up shooting an NFL executive in the back.
Speaker 2: He would killed the security guard of the yeah yeah,
and they turned the gun on himself, then turned the
gun on himself and shot himself in the chest. Yea.
Speaker 1: And they found a note, three page note in his
wallet criticizing the NFL and referenced CTE the degenerative brain
disease head trauma that you can only diagnose I think
upon someone's death. He never played professional or college. He
played in high school. There was an NYPD officer, a
Blackstone executive, they were an investment firm, a building security guard,
and an NFL employee remains hospitalized. He got to the
thirty third floor trying to get to the NFL. And
it's like, here's one of the things I think of.
We have a murky world of self diagnosis. Now, I'm
not saying most people are going around saying they have
CDE and they're gonna go and shoot somebody. There's clearly
more than that. And this guy, by the way, drove
I believe from Vegas. I think he lived out in
Nevada and he drove either way, he drove a very
far distance to come to. He had a plan, had
a plan, He believed that he had a CTE and
was blaming the NFL for this. And I think in
his letter even says he was a former NFL player
or maybe he tried out, but there's no record of that.
But I go, okay, but we do have this murky
world in much less degree. This is trash, awful people inisent,
people who lost their lives. I understand. But you've got
self diagnosis going all over the place. How many people
do you know go, yeah, I got it's my add
it's my ADHD, it's my OD, it's my anxiety, it's
my this. Maybe you do have it, but why don't
you just find ways to cope with this ship If
you've got it, it's like a badge of honor that
people wear it as. And I go, this self diagnosis
of everything. Maybe you do, if you do, if you
really do believe, like I have a fam adult family
member says I I have ADHD and now takes ADHD
medicine and claims so much better, so much better. Great,
you did something about it. Anybody else I know they
just laughing, all yeah, A pass the line it's my ADHD.
My OCD is kicking in. You know, well, I guess
or we don't know, or but we do these murky
self diagnos and I go, that's I'm starting to think
this is a dumb thing that we do. It's a
little dangerous on one side, and the other side is
I think you just like to be a narcissist and
complain about yourself. Yeah, that's that's what I think.
Speaker 2: You're an attention horror. That's your diagnosis. Doctor phelps, Doctor phelps,
Doctor fresh the room. Is it all about me? Doctor? No,
you just want it all about you because your attention horror. Well,
I have medithon here's some thianide.
Speaker 1: But something like CTE. I don't know how you put
more guardrails on that. But we have had players like
Junior Seau who shot himself in the chest.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Do you think that might have just been massive depression?
Speaker 1: Well, probably brought on by ct well, I mean it
could be. I don't know. Hey, look I don't know.
Speaker 2: Listen, I get a question for that. Yes, okay, So
Junior Seo NFO Hall of Famer. Yeah, where are the
guys From nineteen twenty nineteen thirty with the CTE and
they were a leather house well taking the hits just
as much. Maybe you don't think they had concussions back then,
or do they just work through and be like, Okay,
play a little too much football and the smashing walnuts
on their forehead. It goes Uncle Bob, keep them away
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Speaker 3: Com everyone seems damn. Genius let tick talk talking lit,
NOW tv is still so MUCH i have, here you,
know get dressed, though used to go downtown in some
ego fields late, Now uh seems to be a few
old stone lot's getting long stone smoke back, room, fine
a shed tree and a honey hole and talk to
my grand.
Speaker 2: AGAIN i See god in? Everything do you?
Speaker 1: Play? Uh do you get requests For Zach bryan at
weddings and? Things Zach, Bryan, Yeah Zach, Brown Zach, Bryan
Zach brown's a little more Upeat Zach.
Speaker 2: Bryan Chicken chicken feet or. Whatever that is kind OF I, joe, no, Hey,
david what is the name of this?
Speaker 1: Song Night Joe.
Speaker 2: Zack, Ground chicken in the, water chicken, toes a little
bit of, chicken whatever it, Is it's called chicken fry
the H i love that. Ground albanian WEDDING i. DID
i had music they had to get from YouTube because
there's no way to download. It AND i tell you,
WHAT i played one of the songs he requests had
on the list.
Speaker 1: And number one In.
Speaker 2: Albania eight percent of people got up and all it's a.
Circle one's going going this, way one's going the other.
Way just every couple steps and clapping and uh he
said do one, now and then like his six, songs
do another, one and everybody got. Up SO i played
two in a row AND i was going for number
three and the bride comes, over her, gout just running
over to, me comes up to the, table sweat dripping
all the no more of this. MUSIC i. CAN'T i
need a. BREAK i. Can't it wasn't only playing RUN
dmc Or Don't Stop believing or something like. That oh,
YEAH i, mean but they were really they were really,
happy and some of the timing of the songs THAT
i had to.
Speaker 1: Do it was important that any traditions that you. See
you said it was An albanian. Wedding are there traditions
that we don't see here In? America maybe. ANYTHING i don't.
Know i'm just had a curiosity.
Speaker 2: Thing Having indian weddings are like three days in a
row of different. Dresses things they do In. Albania he,
says there's no DJs. As oh, yeah it's all. Out he,
goes when you have, wedding you're talking four or five hundred.
Speaker 1: People, really, yeah you.
Speaker 2: Chicken. Fry that shows you how MUCH i played.
Speaker 1: This song apparent.
Speaker 2: Right oh, WAIT i don't HAVE i have have a tight.
ASS i have no. Kids so it doesn't work with guys.
Either it's not just in. General if you have no,
kids nothing. Loosens you're you're sag and you got three? Kids?
Speaker 1: Balls are you got a thorn? Knocker how about? This
but SO i had my sons with, me and, UH
i want my youngest.
Speaker 2: Son i'm. SORRY i hope you got some nice pictures
of family and. EVERYTHING i think that's forgotten a. Lot
you were talking about things that, Traditions, yeah you, know
get together like you saw the one some people and
some people are just not picture people and they just
don't even like a. Camera my brother in, laws BUT i,
MEAN i take a picture of us obviously every. Week but,
then so did you see this One? Sunday?
Speaker 1: Oh, NO i? Did, yeah, yeah so that's.
Speaker 2: Nice i'm a big picture. Person WHEN i see something right,
There i'm just, like let's get get. Together just put your.
Speaker 1: Mom we did do. PICTURES i Think i'd let other
people take. Them knowing that we have shared family photo
albums that you know online that we can all access and,
stuff WHICH i probably never do. Enough my brother and
sister are. Fantastic my mother has what's called An aurora.
Frame it's a digital thing that you can upload photos
from wherever you. Are so my brother does that. CONSTANTLY
i have very few photos in there BECAUSE.
Speaker 2: I for your. Mom why don't you upload one of
these every? WEEK i don't what by the TIME i
DO i send to? You send it to? Her i'm,
Mo i'm thinking of. You, yeah, okay BUT I i,
oh there's. What when did you talk to your mom last?
Week remember you were ducking? Her, NO i Was did
you call her that?
Speaker 1: NIGHT i called her that?
Speaker 2: Night when did we get Together?
Speaker 1: Wednesday, YEAH i said to, her you, Know i'm very
sorry THAT i JUST i can't AND i think that
Made dad's thing more final for, me AND i don't
want to do that right. Now and then she said to,
ME i, know and THEN I so THEN i did
write her again AND i, said, LOOK i avoid, things
and she wrote back something.
Speaker 2: To the, effect so you didn't call you text? Her,
NO i talked to.
Speaker 1: HER i did talk to, her but THEN i wrote her.
AGAIN i just wrote her an email SAYING i hope
because it was concerning to, me because my mom can
be all of a sudden taken on this thing of
well what DID i? Do and it's not. All and
here's the. Thing it's hard to not say it's. All
how DO i say this without SOUNDING i gotta be
careful because it's a tricky word and people think it
the wrong, way a word. Verbage everybody's coming from their.
Perspective BUT i don't believe that anybody's actually able to
assert anything on you in. LIFE i JUST i don't
believe that we can say because the idea that if
you just behaved, BETTER i would feel better is sort of.
Shitty when you think about, that but we do it
all the. Time i'm in a bad mood because you DID,
X y OR, z, right but we shouldn't be that.
Way we should SOMETIMES i. Understand sometimes it does it
seems to BUT i, go that seems to be a
very human based way of, thinking and it's. Not AND
i often, think like you got to kind of stay
up here and whatever is happening over. There so but
my mom can be super sensitive to those types of
things and take it on very. Personally and this is
a weird time, anyway you got a dead, guy always
gonna be, weird you know you want To, yeah fucked
up family situation now through a dead, body and now
we gotta really so.
Speaker 2: ALL i, well it is that dead. Body it's your.
Father it's only. One BUT i.
Speaker 1: Understand but my point is like it just makes things
a little more, elevated, right everybody's. Elevated SO i did.
CALL i did write her again AFTER i spoke to,
her AND i, SAID i hope you. UNDERSTAND i, SAID
i tend to probably avoid, things and she, wrote you
always have the tough, Stuff but it wasn't so much
that it's LIKE i always hate the term, like, WELL
i need time to. Process they need time to. PROCESS
i needed time to. PROCESS i. DID. I i don't
like to use that, term BUT i needed a moment
to just kind of get there without having the, Oh
i'm so, Sorry billy from my. MOM i could hear
from other. PEOPLE i couldn't hear from my, mom AND i.
DON'T i don't know exactly. Why, Oh Berkeley breen is
calling me AND i wanted to talk To Berkeley breen
from news TEN. NBC i apologize we interrupted by hang
on a. Second let me see IF i can connect
him to the. Roadcaster there he, Is Berkeley. Breen H
berkeley just did a Live it has been a very
nice you only need me well that that's. True that is.
Speaker 2: A one way street relationship right.
Speaker 1: There i'm very. SORRY i WOULD i would call you
and to grab a beer or, something BUT i was
told By Nicki rudd he didn't like me. Anymore, No
i'm kidding a. Kiddings, yes that is fake. News berkeley
has been doing a story The Porto Rican. Fest my
Friend doug is with me today and The Porto Rican
fest is coming up this. Weekend traditionally In, rochester after
The Porto rican fess the festival itself really. Nice everything
seems to go, fine there's no. Issues but it's the
last day and there have been. Issues last year there
seemed to be no. Issues apparently this city put out
a letter last year to businesses In North Clinton avenue
and told them shut down at a certain time or face,
penalties including. ARRESTS i don't know if anybody read it last,
year because the same letter went out this, year and
now businesses are, SAYING, whoa what does this mean that
we're going to get arrested if we don't shut. Down
it's one of our busiest, times and it's one of
our busiest, things except that when they did shut, DOWN
i don't. Know they had very few problems last year
as compared to. Pass who's the mayor the city Of?
Rochester is that the?
Speaker 2: Mayor, well probably somebody had to make.
Speaker 1: That probably, Yes and uh so.
Speaker 2: You shut down and make money so there's no. Trouble,
well or we're going to arrest.
Speaker 1: You they're asking, You, yes they're asking. You from WHAT i, Understand,
berkeley and you correct me If i'm. Wrong the idea
was that most businesses are open till. Six they're asking
you to close at, four.
Speaker 2: Right that's, Right, yes that's.
Speaker 4: Right so it comes from the. City it's signed by
the City's Attorney's Corporation. Council it was hand delivered by
police officers to the business owners, yesterday and it is
asking them to voluntarily close no later than four o'clock This.
Saturday uh and if but if they don't voluntary voluntarily
close at, four then they all are subject to arrest
under the City's Gun Violence Prevention. Emergency want to get
a ready right, here The Gun Violence emergency proclamation that
has been in place since twenty twenty two and they
keep renewing it every, month and so that proclamation allows
the city to do things like. This, typically they closed,
streets they change traffic pattern on a. Street they will
close a business if there's lots of violence around the
business or inside of. It and last year they sent
this letter to business owners On Northflifton avenue Between Upper Polls,
boulevard which is Where i'm sitting right, now and then
north To Norton, street saying please close it for if you,
don't then we can charge you with a misdemeanor of
violating this protection.
Speaker 1: Order so what is the, reaction, BEN i know you
had talked to the head of The is it The
Business council For North Clinton, Avenue.
Speaker 4: Yeah The Business. Association so they were they were upset
because they feel this is this is them talking that
no one called me or us to sort of talk about.
This there was no conversation about. It they, say you
don't close the businesses Along East avenue In Main street
when The. St Patrick's State parade is going on or
the parties THAT net are going, on you don't. Close
you don't ask the businesses to close On Park avenue
Or cornhill Or Highland Island avenue Around Lilac. Festival but
we're asking them to close this. TIME i think an
objective look at it is there are different things happen
after those festivals versus what happens historic after The Puerto Rican.
Festival so there's a distinction.
Speaker 2: There but that's the that's.
Speaker 4: There that's why they feel that this discriminates against the
businesses On North.
Speaker 1: CLINTON i can it does feel like a government. OVERREACH
i got a THAT i have to. Say but since
it's in the act right the the what's the name
of the act, again just SO i don't get her
old of the. Acronym it is.
Speaker 4: Called the it's called The Gun Violence Emergency, proclamation and
it's renewed every month by the city and it's been
in place Since july of twenty twenty, two when murderers
were just we were just in an absolute, awful awful.
Speaker 1: Place you're getting people less of a place to hide
or that sort of, thing and if you can close
down if there's some kind of violence. Happening BUT i would,
SAY i, mean they have had problems after The Saint
Patrick's State, parade not, many not as big as the
what's historically been seen with The Puerto Rican. Fest they've
even had them like fist fights on the park avenue
after different. Things BUT i could, say and this is
the thing that always worries, me is, like can you
just fucking? Behave can we just behave to have an?
Speaker 2: Audience, NO i, understand it's it's it's like still a
few few apples are ruining it for.
Speaker 1: The whole exactly because it's. Not it's the people who
put on that festival do a really nice. Job majority
of the people who go to the festival are have
there aren't even.
Speaker 2: Part of this ghit a big tent like in The
midway and The State, fair and, like, look here's all
the good food and the candy apples in this and
then we're gonna have three or four guys fighting in
the big. Tent pay five. Dollars give it to the
guys to kids a fighting away from all the innocent.
People you want to kill each, other you want to
have an, audience go do it down there with a dancing.
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the world. Changes he says, that what are you?
Speaker 2: Doing what are you going to the? Camera, No, hi
it's being nice to. People what the?
Speaker 1: FUCK a lot of people are very very upset about.
This Stephen, Colbert, oh who's?
Speaker 2: Upset i'm glad he's well fuck. Them.
Speaker 1: Yeah but here's the thing, is like anybody who Wasn't.
Speaker 2: I'm getting paid thirty million dollars my whole half an hour. Monologue,
yeah but putting down the, president, well hang on a.
Speaker 1: Second hang on a. Second that's what free speech gives
you the right to. Do, Absolutely and most of the
people who didn't agree with him didn't watch him. Anyway
do you understand What i'm? Saying like to, me it's
LIKE i can't see. That the other part of that,
is even IF i don't agree with, HIM i don't
want to see free speech go. Away, HOWEVER i want
to draw an analogy, here AND i think this is. Important,
yes that company was trying to make a major. DEAL
i like to think this is not a political. THING
i Think Late night has been losing, money And i'd
like to BELIEVE. Cbs, however they've probably been losing money,
Before so why is this a big deal at this.
Moment it could be that The president, says, hey, MAN
i got the final stamp on, this and you better
get that guy to shut. Up it could be it
would be, Bad but don't tell me that hasn't happened
in the. PAST i can tell you just an. Entertainment
there are people who want to protect. Themselves when it
becomes the president of The United, states we get a
little worried because it becomes like a, dictatorship and then
what happens to free. Speech i'm not saying that's the case,
here BUT i think that there are. People could you
could try to connect the dots that. Way Howard, stern
one of the biggest radio personalities to ever sit behind a.
Microphone opie And. ANTHONY i Know opie a little, bit
and they were In, Worcestern, massachusetts starting to get really
put a foothold on The boston market as. Well The
mayor Of boston went on vacation To florida or something like.
That they came on as An april fool's joke and
said The mayor's plane went. Down NOBODY i forget when
this was had to be LIKE nt nineteen ninety eight ninety,
nine there was the ability to check as quickly as
there is now still isn't probably happening in certain, instances
and there were flowers sent to the to the mayor's.
Wife there were news reports that The mayor's reported there
is a rumor that The mayor's got blah. Blah it became
a huge. Deal they were owned at the. Time they
were on a station owned by THE, cbs and they
wound up getting fired From. Worcester to only get hired
BY cbs In New York city makes no fucking. Sense
they Wanted opie And anthony to be on the same
station In New York city K rock As Howard, stern
so it would Be howard in the morning on a
in the. Afternoon howard wouldn't allow. It howard went crazy
and he Uh so they wound up at w N,
w which was an album oriented rock, station very old.
Speaker 2: Station Did howard ever give a reason.
Speaker 1: Why, yeah he didn't want them fucking. Around i'll tell
you even more. Stuff he didn't want to be on
the same station as. Them they weren't coming into his,
house they weren't coming on his stick And malcolm and he.
Was he had that kind of, Power he's making that
kind of. Money So i'm only drawing a parallel here
to show, you, like people with egos who have built
something want to protect. It could The president of The
United states go shut that fucking guy up Where i'm
not approving this. Deal it's very, possible OR i won't
let THE. Fcc is it? Possible? Sure does that mean
that their free speech is?
Speaker 2: GONE i don't.
Speaker 1: Know and that's Why i'm drawing this. Analogy howard was
able to control something because he had something he wanted to.
Protect you're the president of The United. States you don't
want somebody just on a network yelling about you. Constantly
if you've got a little bit of way of shutting it,
down Maybe kimble.
Speaker 2: Thing of course he's a little more popular than The. Colbert,
YEAH i don't Think klber's.
Speaker 1: Funny, well there's many people obviously who didn't so that's
WHERE i tend to. GO i think this is more
of a money. Thing But howard had so much power or.
That there was an incident involving one Of howard's. DAUGHTERS
i will not get into too much detail on. It
she ended up in the hospital and a police officer
who was there to guard the room or guard wherever
uh called into Own a because they had a beef
With howard when they showed up In New. York howard
had a show that he was working on Called son
of A. Beach it was ON, fx and he was
there for the press conference and all and Owen a
were in the audience and he refused to come out
until they were escorted. Out and the reason was and
they said they were just there because they they.
Speaker 2: WERE i think that's being. HYPOCRITICAL i, mean you got
you got on the, air your shot. Jockets you can't
have anybody.
Speaker 1: Else you needed to protect your space and you had
the power to do.
Speaker 2: It. Well, see one of the guys, said if you
don't get THE covid, shot you should be just.
Speaker 1: Killed he made. Something he may HAVE i don't, know
he may have the. Thing, Yeah i've just been playing
with it all. Day, okay but so he he wouldn't
come out for the press conference until they were escorted
out because he didn't want what he did to people
with Stuttering john at press conferences to be done to.
Him and then uh, no and then well but but,
again that's Why i'm drawing the. Parallel we could say
somebody with.
Speaker 2: The, president he the president needs.
Speaker 1: To you, KNOW thews and in order for this, deal
this this skyline or whoever is buying the paramount, deal
it has to be approved by THE, fcc which is
a government. Agency, okay, Okay so that's why people, go,
well maybe this is why because it's. Weird But i'm,
saying if it, was if if, that if it's not
a financial, issue why are you letting him stay till
till his contract ends In? May that makes no. Sense
he's going to continue to rail against, things so why.
Speaker 2: And if they fire, him if he's that, popular go
to the station Call brian perfect. Example so FROM tbs
to the tonight's, show where nobody liked, him the readings,
dropped and he goes somewhere. Else so now he's ON.
Speaker 1: Tbs one of the, yeah, yeah, yeah well it was
part of it was Because Jay leno started the show at,
ten doing pretty much The tonight show that he had
done it ate into THE.
Speaker 2: I just think his ratings were, terrible right the BAD
i watched the first Show Will ferrell was. On he
it wasn't. Funny, YEAH i don't.
Speaker 1: THINK i think it was more That jay kind of
fucked that. Up that was the that's the thing, anyway so.
Speaker 2: The uh something else would come. Along but Another LATE i.
Speaker 1: Host Howard Got howard got that show when when the
cop called In Mel carver's they cut the show that
they without any, warning they were off the. Air they
went to a best. Off they were called the control
booth and go you're. Off So i'm just saying that
is there control but from people with big? Egos? Yep,
yeah is this the? CASE i don't think it. IS
i don't think think we. Can, although, boy you can
connect the dots if you want, to that's. All But
Jay leno is saying that the things they're no, bipartisanship
you know WHAT i. Mean he, Goes, LOOK i used
to do a joke AND i could get somebody going
tell you and Your he, goes same. Joke, well somebody
writes me saying you and Your democratic friends can all
laugh about, this fuck, them and somebody knows you and
Your republican friends about the same. Joke that's what he's. Saying,
Look Jay leno beat the, piss beat the piss out
Of Bill clinton over The Monica lewinsky thing for. Years
SO i DON'T i don't, know but that seemed to
be more of a dick joke down the line everybody last.
Speaker 2: JOKE i, mean it seems What colbert does is pure.
Speaker 1: HATE i DON'T i haven't, watched SO i don't. COMMENT
i don't.
Speaker 2: Know that's Where i'm, saying freedom of. Speeds we're gonna
have freedom of. Speech we're not gonna be all of a
Sudden rochester's closed, businesses so they. Don't i'm gonna tell you,
this and that's in a democratic. State so freedom of.
Speaking Johnny Johnny carson said, this And i'm sorry to
interview us sixty minutes and, like why don't you pick a?
Side and he, goes that's not my. Job i'm an
entertainer And i'm on the air every. Night and once
you go down that, road you're on a slippy.
Speaker 1: Road, Yeah so here's WHAT i was going to say
before you just cut me off AND i lost my.
Speaker 2: Traps oh you're playing with Your, yeah it'll come back to. You, yeah,
bagripills take your eye.
Speaker 1: Out you can't say freedom of speech is a very
weird thing to say when it comes to. Dollars And
i'll say this, like you could lose your job if
you upset advertisers for something that was, said and the
company may, go you gotta. Go we can't write we're losing.
Money we're losing freedom of. Speech but that's not freedom
of speech because it's it's. Endorsed freedom of speech is
basically then get on a podcast and say whatever the
fuck you want to, say or stand on the corner with,
something as long as you're.
Speaker 2: Parazzi, yes, right one hundred.
Speaker 1: Percent they can take freedom of.
Speaker 2: Speech, yes well they didn't have cameras back when they
were signing the.
Speaker 1: Declaration, no but but there is there is. Stuff but
we have to remember would.
Speaker 2: Love to get all those guys to sign The declaration
Of independence and him just live In america for a
year WATCH tv and boy they we should. Have yeah we.
Can you, know.
Speaker 1: Well you still GOT i MEAN I i think this
is still the greatest. Country, yes, absolutely you come. Here
you have an. Opportunity we could go.
Speaker 2: Out find a, cannon get it, working and have our
second you, know freedom to bare. Arms, well, yes if
you have a, Neighbor i'm gonna fill up the. Cannon
he's got his right to. Speech he calls me. Cocksuck every.
Day we're gonna see immovable. Object i'm not.
Speaker 1: Saying, LOOK i like to live in a world WHERE
i don't care what you. Do as long as it
doesn't hurt other, people especially the ONES i love and care,
about THEN i don't. Care but but but that's ire.
Speaker 2: For, THAT i really. Do, yeah you've got.
Speaker 1: It might be. RIGHT i don't.
Speaker 2: Know you know, What here you, go let's let's televise.
It let's. Start you, know you legalize drugs for tax. Money,
yeah you have, boxing you have the. Octagon m m.
A you got two guys that want to fight on the,
street put them in that that stadium On Broad. STREET
i televise. IT i would like ten dollars five.
Speaker 1: Dollars, yeah, yeah that would be an interesting way to Make,
YEAH i, KNOW i came up with. It oh, god
they would go fucking crazy that, you're you, know endorsing
the violence and.
Speaker 2: Stuff endorsing. Violence, well but that's my freedom of. Speech,
yeah but, opinions everybody has.
Speaker 1: One, Yes, well opinions are. GREAT i think opinions are.
GREAT i think here's what we have to learn to.
Do we have to learn to taller rate other, opinions
and we don't now BECAUSE i think social media has
helped us find our. Tribe and this is WHERE i
think our narcissism shows that will only. Agree LIKE i
used to, say And i've said this for a long long.
Time couldn't say it on the radio because it was coarse,
language but OR i tried to soften, it BUT i.
Can't it was you're not, wrong you're dead fucking. Wrong
and there's a difference to that to, Me, well do
you understand WHAT i? Say, no, buddy AND i don't
mean it like. That, hey you don't have to agree with.
Me but why do we all of a sudden have
to have this this. Hatred look at my father's. Funeral
many times you'll go to a funeral and my dad
didn't want a church, service and you will hear someone
stand up from the church to speak on behalf of
the person in the, box and they. Don't you can
tell they don't really know. Him for the brief period
that my dad interacted with this, guy he knew. Him
he listened to. Him my father went up to him
after he did a sermon on an The sunday After
easter and it was about Doubting thomas and. Whatever and
my father came up to him, SAYS i disagree with
your sermon and here's. Why and he said it was
an interesting. CONVERSATION i was very open to listening to.
It but how many people if we take that kind
of criticism? Now and and my dad could be very,
LIKE i think that's part of the, Reason like you
could kind of roll with shit because you got a
lot of tumbling around at, home, right what's wrong with?
You BUT i think most people can't handle that shit, Today,
DOUG i really. KNOW i don't think they can handle.
It AND i AND i, Go that's where it becomes,
like you're dead fucking. Wrong how can? You how dare you?
Said disrespect? Me who's disrespecting? You you came up with
a fucking, opinion which by definition is halfway between fact and?
Fiction are there some opinions with a little more? Fact? Yes,
uh but that would be my my simple answer, yeah,
sorry you get me. GOING i don't want.
Speaker 2: Nothing, yes he.
Speaker 1: Did let me ask you something. Something you just turned fifty,
FIVE i. Did do you think that that makes you
a better stand up? TODAY i think it. Does BUT
i want to.
Speaker 2: Hear me stand up. Comic, yeah, yeah, boy only BECAUSE.
Speaker 1: I think you care less if it doesn't go as,
well does that or does it still? Affect like if
it didn't go, Well let's say you went out one,
night you fucking killed the next, night same, jokes different,
audience the vibe is, different the words aren't landing as.
Much it. Happens it just.
Speaker 2: Happens BUT i WONDER i don't Think i've done enough
comedy shows for that competitively to feel, that because, honestly
with my stuff it does get. Laughter and if it
doesn't small smaller, Crowds, yeah it might seem like a
bomb where it's instead of three, hundred it's only, thirty.
Speaker 1: Right, right, right. Right But i'm just wondering if for,
you does it feel like there's less of A i
don't care as. MUCH i just it all. Depends, yeah it.
Speaker 2: Does and whether my father's in the front row or, now.
Speaker 1: Well he's he's a big. Supporter, yeah they will ever
tell you the one About.
Speaker 2: I've only done one show this.
Speaker 1: YEAR i said to, me, here you, said my dad
a card To Valentine's? Day all, Right? Valentine problem with you,
Guys Father's?
Speaker 2: Day?
Speaker 1: Fathers AND i, Said i'm not only going to, Say
i'm saying singing. Telegram, yes show up a stripper Gram.
Speaker 2: So a stripper dressed up As. Elvis oh my, gosh.
Speaker 1: Oh, uncle, uncle burning?
Speaker 2: High are You? DAVID i got double ds From. Memphsis
do you want to go To? Graceland? Hobot he wants
to go To bingo to. Morrow why don't you take
my father To?
Speaker 1: BINGO i got stuff going.
Speaker 2: On it's NO i, mean this is, riveting this is, Action.
Speaker 1: BUT i got. STUFF i got. Stuff TAKE i am
not taking the podcast to a fucking.
Speaker 2: Bingo, actually sixty nine, bill how many of you down't?
Speaker 1: Do what's?
Speaker 2: What? DAD i need four? Numbers take you for an screaming.
Afterwards he's on the Other he's on the other of his.
Seat right. Now the three of us could go To.
Speaker 1: BINGO i don't have time For bingo.
Speaker 2: Tomorrow come, on, well we'll Always he's trust. Me coming
around nine. Am he's calling his lawyer from The we're
all gonna wear An elvis, suit and.
Speaker 1: That would actually be really fucking. Funny what a funny
video that.
Speaker 2: Would, be.
Speaker 1: As we all walked in As, elvis and then every
time we a.
Speaker 2: Bingo oh, MAN i HOPE i get this crazy litter
t you, know the pussy and a Bingo, hall get
the fuck out of. Here we Dressed.
Speaker 1: Elvis rotted fruit in your.
Speaker 2: Car it's like shooting fish in a. Barrel, buddy you think,
So oh my, gosh those old ladies they got the
Gnomes elvis nomes to give, them look do?
Speaker 1: They? Oh, Yeah well what if you started rubbing your shoulders.
Speaker 2: Shoulders for your? Man what do? You what's going? On?
Baby what's the last time you want A? Bingo nineteen sixty?
Seven full? Board oh seventy two with my lucky. Number
could be your lucky night. Tonight oh you, know we'll play.
Adult i'm going to give you a no seventy those teeth,
thousand let's have a let's have a big old venture adventure,
baby oh, man in the.
Speaker 1: House any other fun? THINGS i? Know august twenty, fifth
big date for, You.
Speaker 2: Yes this, is but it's sold. Out it is which
is a.
Speaker 1: Congratulations that's.
Speaker 2: Amazing now from here to then is calling and confirming
there is a. Company I'M i actually ober the guy
to the company sending. Paperwork can we get a? Team
And i'm, like if you're gonna, sponsor AND i think
they're going to be a big, SPONSOR i will save
a spot for. You BUT i haven't heard from the three.
Weeks so NOW i still have a couple more teams
that want to get. In so from now till next
couple of, weeks it's double checking everybody's. Teams are you
win or? Out pay the? Money, okay put The raffle prizes,
together beg for, everyone get my helper's, list WHICH i
already have set. Up what we're doing when we get
there at eight, thirty you do, this we do, this
we do. That nine, Thirty we're ready to.
Speaker 1: Go you're like a general.
Speaker 2: Man oh, yeah.
Speaker 1: People hate. You at the end of.
Speaker 2: IT i. Apologize that's the first THING i do WHEN
i get out of the. CAR i just want to
apologize everybody in CASE i get a little crazy. TODAY
a couple of people that do make me. Crazy, yeah
not my, dad he makes me crazy all the. Time but, yeah,
YEAH i don't know how we're gonna split this will
up with my, sisters.
Speaker 1: But will just. Kidding i'd like to come around. THOUGH
i Liked, yea he knows THAT i think we do.
It this is a little tribute To albus this.
Speaker 2: Song maybe you, know if you, want you can have
take you trick or? Treating CAN i? Go CAN i
go to this?
Speaker 1: House?
Speaker 2: Dad, yeah that's. Missus wilson goes, There, bills all, right
it's my, Son. Douglass You?
Speaker 1: Brown how old are?
Speaker 2: You fifty?
Speaker 1: Five i'm pretending not. You, no let's say WHEN i
came to the, door, happy, Belated oh, SHIT i forgot
the THING i have for you for your. Birthday god
damn what is it doesn't? Matter, okay it's a bottle
of peanut butter vodka or something tickled bucket. Pickle, NO
i did forget. SOMETHING i apologize for. That it's been
a little bit. Crazy you might like it For Doggie
fouls Bill, roe see you. Tomorrow