Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shape Prime. You guys know
Speaker 1: what time it is. It's time for some more Love
Speaker 1: is Blind season nine. This time we're in Denver, So
Speaker 1: I don't know if you could tell Kisha and I
Speaker 1: are wearing our Grateful Dead gear trying see I don't
Speaker 1: know if you could see it. Yep, yep. I have
Speaker 1: lots and lots of grateful Dead things, including my tattoo
Speaker 1: to choose wrong. But look at you.
Speaker 2: You got a real cute shirt. Well you know, I
Speaker 2: sent you some to get approval. It's how dare I
Speaker 2: wear the wrong Grateful Dead T shirt? And I don't
Speaker 2: know how to tell what's right and what's wrong. And
Speaker 2: I think I sent you like three and you're like, okay,
Speaker 2: these two are approved. Not this middle one. Now what
Speaker 2: the difference was, I don't know at all.
Speaker 1: I think that the other one that you sent me
Speaker 1: had it was pretending to be a concert T shirt,
Speaker 1: like it set a specific date and place, and real
Speaker 1: dead Heads won't do that. You can't get a fake.
Speaker 1: You have to either get it at the show or
Speaker 1: you don't have one.
Speaker 2: Got it it was something junction like, I don't like.
Speaker 2: It was the name of a show called Junction. Yeah
Speaker 2: it was, Yeah it was.
Speaker 1: That was probably a location and okay, that's fine, but
Speaker 1: just don't buy don't buy a concert t shirt that
Speaker 1: says like the date and time you know if you
Speaker 1: weren't there. I don't do that. I don't like it anyway.
Speaker 1: But that one you got as cute Dancing Bears, which
Speaker 1: is as you see, I have a grateful dead tattoo.
Speaker 1: For those of you who don't know, I am a
Speaker 1: dead head and I'm multifastted, guys, multifaceted. Indeed, I will
Speaker 1: have a difference.
Speaker 2: She really is like she surprises me all the time.
Speaker 2: I'm like, that is totally not how I thought. You
Speaker 2: surprised me quite a few times on things, and I'm like.
Speaker 1: Uh, never would have thought you surprised me all the
Speaker 1: time as well. You surprise me to find out your
Speaker 1: favorite band as Coldplay is a shock. It's a shock
Speaker 1: that's most people. So we had a little technical difficulties
Speaker 1: as we were logging in here. We were going so
Speaker 1: as I was messing around with the tech trying to
Speaker 1: figure out exactly what was going on, I could hear
Speaker 1: you doing the TikTok because it was like I wasn't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I could hear the different you know how it just
Speaker 1: comes at you. In this verse, it was.
Speaker 2: Like a mom over there ballacing her chip book, trying
Speaker 2: to figure out how she's going to pay bills, and
Speaker 2: her kid is just over here on TikTok.
Speaker 1: I was like, what can I do to make this work?
Speaker 1: Because the deal is, guys, I have a slideshow here.
Speaker 1: So I love to have a slide show, especially at
Speaker 1: the beginning when I'm trying to we're really trying to
Speaker 1: remember people's names. And something I noticed that on my
Speaker 1: slideshow the information I got from Netflix, from the pr
Speaker 1: stuff they sent us, Kaylin on my slide show says
Speaker 1: that I'm gonna have to see if I can find her, Kaitlan.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to find her before I pull her up.
Speaker 1: So that's collabrious about Klen. Yeah, so Calen is twenty
Speaker 1: nine account executive, but then when you see her on
Speaker 1: the screen, it says surgical associate. So that's weird. So
Speaker 1: I wonder if she sells medical devices where she's the
Speaker 1: kind of persons to go in and like make sure
Speaker 1: the device is put in properly in a surgery.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, the occupations always have us guessing because
Speaker 2: some of them they're rds and you have to try
Speaker 2: to figure out what exactly they do.
Speaker 1: We had that a lot and Love is Love is Blind, UK,
Speaker 1: we were like, what is what? Huh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've concluded some of these people don't have a job,
Speaker 2: just based.
Speaker 1: Off of the job Titus like, SOE say something they
Speaker 1: might have made up. So I didn't see anybody in
Speaker 1: here that just light out, says influencer, So that's good.
Speaker 2: No, and no marketing.
Speaker 1: Do we have a marketing or we might let me
Speaker 1: tell you what. I usually put this in a spreadsheet
Speaker 1: and search them this way, but I think the slide
Speaker 1: show is better because we could see who we're talking about,
Speaker 1: and since we're doing this a little more condensed, guys,
Speaker 1: this episode Love is Blind Denver, we're going to cover
Speaker 1: episodes one and two. Did we originally think we're going
Speaker 1: to be able to cramp three? Yes? We did. Was
Speaker 1: I able to do it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I wasn't. I wasn't. And I got to tell you
Speaker 1: I was pushing off taking these notes even though I'd
Speaker 1: already watched it, and I was mad that I allowed
Speaker 1: myself to be bullied into cover this show and I
Speaker 1: was pushing it off and I was having a very
Speaker 1: sour attitude about it. But as per usual, once I
Speaker 1: get into it, I love it. She's in there, She's
Speaker 1: in there. I love it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I appreciate the slides show personally because
Speaker 2: she knows I don't know any.
Speaker 1: Of these people. To like episode four or five, I'm like,
Speaker 1: they all look alike. You have to really all have
Speaker 1: the same job. You have to really describe what they
Speaker 1: and then even when you describe it, sometimes they do
Speaker 1: all look alike. The blondes look alike, the brunettes look alike. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they really do. Yeah. We have a very special guy
Speaker 1: named Edmund and oh listen. You know, I thought I
Speaker 1: didn't like him, but then upon watching it the second time,
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know what, he's sweet.
Speaker 2: I text you, I said, I think every word that
Speaker 2: comes out of his mouth is a lie.
Speaker 1: Oh well, that's not good. I don't like. We shall
Speaker 1: think that, Okay.
Speaker 2: We shall see.
Speaker 1: Right, don't forget that's your booger boy too. I'm going
Speaker 1: to one thousand percent not address that at all. I
Speaker 1: think that's disgusting and I shan't. I shan't. So we're
Speaker 1: gonna start because we are going to cover two episodes.
Speaker 1: So this is Love is Blind season nine. They're in Denver, Colorado.
Speaker 1: This is where my daughter went to school, briefly, University
Speaker 1: of Denver. I've been there several times. It's a beautiful,
Speaker 1: very very clean city that's not too city, like just mountains.
Speaker 1: It's got that very thin air, you know. I've got
Speaker 1: gorgeous public transit. I'm a fan of Denver. Okay, it
Speaker 1: doesn't get You would think it gets like super cold
Speaker 1: and snows there a lot, but it really doesn't, which
Speaker 1: is weird.
Speaker 2: I think I've heard someone say that before.
Speaker 1: They're like, I don't know why everyone thinks it's super
Speaker 1: cold here, because it's not. It doesn't snow a lot either. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's all good. Okay. I'm just gonna make sure I
Speaker 1: have my little filter on my face here because I'm
Speaker 1: feeling like I look pretty beat down. But this is
Speaker 1: my third episode of the day. That could be it. Whoo,
Speaker 1: mama's working. Okay. Episode one of season nine is called
Speaker 1: a Love that Sparkles. Oh, we're gonna get to her, okay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: first things we find out when Nick and Vanessa go
Speaker 1: in to be like hut the pods are open, blah
Speaker 1: blah blah. Is love blind When they go in to
Speaker 1: do their bullshit. What we find out is there's a
Speaker 1: girl named Madison in there, and she's actually going blind.
Speaker 2: I know that was you know, I have an appreciation
Speaker 2: that she's on the show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm trying to pull her up here.
Speaker 2: There she be as someone who has a chronic illness myself,
Speaker 2: it is good to be someone's still stepping out because
Speaker 2: you know what, maybe if I had known that I
Speaker 2: had a chronic illness before I was in a really
Speaker 2: good relationship, I may have like not tried to pursue romance,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, because you know, at some
Speaker 2: point your partner is probably going to have to help
Speaker 2: you out a lot. Yeah, You're going to be sick
Speaker 2: a lot, and you really have to be depending on
Speaker 2: that partner. So I love this. I'm not gonna say
Speaker 2: I love her, but I like the situation.
Speaker 1: I like her. She's twenty eight, she's a ux Ui designer.
Speaker 1: Does anybody in the world know what that means other
Speaker 1: than computer nerds. I have no idea what it means.
Speaker 1: Not a clue. She did. I did read her little
Speaker 1: Netflix bio. I really can't tell you anything about anyone's bio,
Speaker 1: but hers. I did notice that she graduated from high
Speaker 1: school at sixteen, so she's super specious.
Speaker 2: She's I gotta say, I appreciate the fact that on
Speaker 2: this season everyone is not a size.
Speaker 1: Two and a half. Everybody is. We've got some little bitti's,
Speaker 1: but we've got the normal girls. Yeah, we do, Thank God,
Speaker 1: Like cause some season you're like, come on, this is
Speaker 1: not yeah, really agree, let me see if I can
Speaker 1: find trying to find Jordan. So this I nailed it.
Speaker 1: This is Jordan. Okay, Jordan has a kid. His kids
Speaker 1: name was Luca, and he says at one point he
Speaker 1: has five tattoos of cats. But then later on he
Speaker 1: comes in and and he is fully tatted. Fully you know.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you've ever dated a fully tatted person.
Speaker 1: I've never dated anybody with one tattoo. Okay, well, I've
Speaker 1: never dated anybody like this.
Speaker 2: But every guy that I've dated, with the exception of one,
Speaker 2: has had tattoos, you know what I mean. So this isn't.
Speaker 2: This isn't. I want to see someone who is like
Speaker 2: this has this many tattoos.
Speaker 1: It's a lot. But he also covers it very well
Speaker 1: because you could see here in this picture he's got
Speaker 1: on like a polo shirt and she knows lieutenda. She's
Speaker 1: like a regular guy. But if he was wearing a
Speaker 1: long sleeve shirt, you wouldn't know he had any of it.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out is it sexy or not.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out. He's a service manager, he's
Speaker 1: got a kid. He seems pretty straight laced, So what
Speaker 1: is that side of him that made him like just.
Speaker 2: Like this all the tattoos? Uh huh. Yeah. I'm always
Speaker 2: on whether I think it's sexy. And now there is
Speaker 2: a certain amount of sexiness because it screams bad boy.
Speaker 2: That's yes to have all the but I need a
Speaker 2: bad boy with a four oh one K health insurance
Speaker 2: and those kind of things. So yeah, if he's bad boy,
Speaker 2: it'd be like this type.
Speaker 1: Right there, we find out this girl, Meghan is an entrepreneur. Basically,
Speaker 1: she's rich. She tells us she's rich, and she's rich.
Speaker 2: They she's Braggadocia's.
Speaker 1: She's Braggadocia's. She also talks about being called Sparkle Meghan,
Speaker 1: which is not cute and doesn't scream rich. It screams stupid.
Speaker 2: I don't like her at all.
Speaker 1: I don't like her that much either. And I got
Speaker 1: to tell you that I spent a lot of time
Speaker 1: trying to figure out how she's rich because she does
Speaker 1: say and I would have missed it if I didn't
Speaker 1: watch you two times that she worked for an oil
Speaker 1: and gas company that got sold in twenty twenty. Now
Speaker 1: I looked up what that could be, and there was
Speaker 1: a company called Noble Oil and Gas that got sold
Speaker 1: to Chevron in twenty twenty that was based in Colorado. Okay.
Speaker 1: She also said her dad died in twenty twenty, which
Speaker 1: I think is another key to this richness, maybe some money.
Speaker 1: And I looked that up and I was convinced she
Speaker 1: was part of this Williams family that had all this
Speaker 1: oil money from Texas that moved to Colorado. Convinced, but
Speaker 1: there was no kid there named Megan, and her last
Speaker 1: name is something else. But I'm not done trying to
Speaker 1: figure it out. I just was doing that instead of
Speaker 1: taking the notes, which I was doing a lot with this.
Speaker 1: But I'm not done. I'm going to figure it out.
Speaker 1: I'm going to figure it out.
Speaker 2: You know, this season, like of course, there's many seasons
Speaker 2: of this show I have not watched, but this season
Speaker 2: they really were not as discreet as they normally are
Speaker 2: with information about themselves.
Speaker 1: And totally they look totally Yes.
Speaker 2: I was kind of like, do they get it to marriage?
Speaker 2: Like do they get like a top on the hand,
Speaker 2: like you said too much?
Speaker 1: Like because they're like anything. Yeah, And then we also
Speaker 1: find out this is again just things that we're learning
Speaker 1: with Nick and Vanessa saying that this girl Ali what
Speaker 1: is twenty nine? She's a nurse, but she was in
Speaker 1: the Army reserves and that comes up later as well.
Speaker 1: And boy, she hot high. She's pretty, She's.
Speaker 2: Very We usually don't always agree on like pretty, right,
Speaker 2: but I think she's quite pretty.
Speaker 1: I think we can agree that Sparkle Megan could use
Speaker 1: somelip filler.
Speaker 2: There's just something so bland about her face.
Speaker 1: I don know.
Speaker 2: As I do that.
Speaker 1: I put on some lipstick so that my lips don't
Speaker 1: look like Sparkle Megan's, and.
Speaker 2: Then I have on ten pounds of lip gloss, you know,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. So I think her makeup
Speaker 2: could be different kind of bring out her features. She's
Speaker 2: just very very.
Speaker 1: I've got all information about the company she currently runs.
Speaker 1: So we'll get there when we get When we get
Speaker 1: to Sparkle Megan, the fact that you're almost forty years
Speaker 1: old and leaning into the Sparkle Megan, she's thirty two.
Speaker 1: She's not almost forty. Sparkle Megan is not cute. It
Speaker 1: stops being cute at age sixteen. I think that's right.
Speaker 1: So I'm annoyed by that, and I shouldn't be, but
Speaker 1: it really bugged me. She says it a lot, she does,
Speaker 1: and I think she maybe is trying to weed people out,
Speaker 1: Like if you're annoyed by that, then I don't like you.
Speaker 1: But okay, So now we meet a girl named Casey.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to nail it when I can when
Speaker 1: pulling these things up, but I'm still in the a's
Speaker 1: let me get it. Okay, that's Casey. Okay. Casey is
Speaker 1: a real, real, real spray hand, real sprays hand.
Speaker 2: Like I feel like when a person has a SPRAYTND,
Speaker 2: you should not the first thing that.
Speaker 1: You see is should not be the spraytan. That's the
Speaker 1: first thing I noticed about her as her spray town.
Speaker 2: How could you not?
Speaker 1: It's a great It's a lot so we meet Casey.
Speaker 1: Casey has a cat named Chardonay, which you know, okay,
Speaker 1: I love that. She dated her high school boyfriend for
Speaker 1: ten years and then at twenty seven, when she got
Speaker 1: out of that relationship, she had to learn to date
Speaker 1: again because you know, the world had change from seventeen
Speaker 1: to twenty fours a lot. She had to learn about
Speaker 1: dating apps and stuff. And she says, you know, I've
Speaker 1: been cheated on a lot. She explains she has four
Speaker 1: brothers and a sister. Her sister is like a Korean
Speaker 1: pop star. She grew up Mormon. Now she's flirting with Patrick,
Speaker 1: who is Asian, and he is telling us he's been
Speaker 1: insecure about being Asian American. You know, an Asian American
Speaker 1: man in a real white Caucasian area that he lives in,
Speaker 1: didn't forget right. Yeah, So they're flirting and he's very
Speaker 1: interested when she says, I have a sister of this,
Speaker 1: like a little blonde pop star, you know, in Korea.
Speaker 1: So he's like, okay, So she gets the Asian connection
Speaker 1: all right. Now he meets with Anna. Now, Anna is
Speaker 1: also Asian American. She tells us she's of Chinese descent.
Speaker 1: They discussed, which.
Speaker 2: We shouldn't know, but we shouldn't know that. She should
Speaker 2: not have said that.
Speaker 1: She doesn't say that. She doesn't say that right away.
Speaker 1: She does say it later, she doesn't say it here.
Speaker 1: This is just still episode one. She's telling us this,
Speaker 1: and they are Anna and Patrick are like, what do
Speaker 1: you usually date? What do you usually date? And they're
Speaker 1: both like, we date white guys that date white girls.
Speaker 1: And she reveals that her parents are immigrants, and he goes, oh,
Speaker 1: my parents are also immigrants. Now here's where they should
Speaker 1: have stopped. But they keep it going. And by the way,
Speaker 1: I should I should switch over to Anna here. I
Speaker 1: got all excited there. She is, okay, a couple of
Speaker 1: more than one. We had a salon owner of hairstyles
Speaker 1: to hear makeup arties with a lot of people in
Speaker 1: the You had a lot of beauty industry people. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So they're saying they mostly date white people. She says
Speaker 1: her parents are immigrants. He says his parents are immigrants,
Speaker 1: and she goes, no, wait a minute, now this is
Speaker 1: what she's trying to figure out. If he's Asian. I think,
Speaker 1: because now this is something I didn't really know that
Speaker 1: a lot of Asian people don't have middle names. I
Speaker 1: didn't know that either. I didn't know that either. She says,
Speaker 1: do you have a middle name, and he says no,
Speaker 1: But I do have one now because I was adopted,
Speaker 1: so I kept my father's name is my middle name,
Speaker 1: and then my adoptive father is the last name. And
Speaker 1: so they're realizing they're both Asian, and they're like, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I see you. We have more Okay, but they don't
Speaker 1: say Asian persuasion. That's right. Now. Anna meets with but
Speaker 1: Lake again. I gotta just get through my slides really
Speaker 1: quickly here. I should have had him in an order,
Speaker 1: but I don't. You guys my best that's Brendon. This
Speaker 1: is Blake. Okay. She meets with Blake. Blake is thirty four.
Speaker 1: He's an accountant. He looks like an accountant. He has
Speaker 1: an accountant.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's got that accountant haircut, for sure. He's cute.
Speaker 1: Though he is cute. He seems very tall, doesn't he.
Speaker 2: Now that I'm thinking about it, he is tall, because
Speaker 2: I'm thinking about him being in the men's quarters and
Speaker 2: he was a little bit taller than the other guys.
Speaker 1: So she's like, all right, Blake, nice to meet you.
Speaker 1: She goes, okay, questions, are you religious? And he goes, no,
Speaker 1: not at all. She goes, oh my god, thank god,
Speaker 1: so many people are religious. And she goes, and you know,
Speaker 1: you don't sound homophobic or racist, so that's good. And
Speaker 1: he goes he goes, no, okay, not at all. What
Speaker 1: like he's gonna go, oh, you're so wrong about yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm a yeah.
Speaker 2: Like he's gonna come in there like screaming, like homophobic
Speaker 2: words are racist words and stuff like that, Like.
Speaker 1: No, how she picked on that. It's funny. Okay, what
Speaker 1: if you would have been like, oh, that's where you're wrong,
Speaker 1: I'm a huge, huge racist.
Speaker 2: That would have made a really that would have been scandalous, right,
Speaker 2: it would have been funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So so Blake meets up with Sparkle Meghan. Now
Speaker 1: we're just gonna quickly go through everybody to get to
Speaker 1: Sparkle Megan. Oh shit, sorry, guys, if you're watching this,
Speaker 1: just close your eyes for a second. I'm going through
Speaker 1: these people really quickly. There she is. There's Sparkle Meghan.
Speaker 2: Okay, there's Sparkle Megan.
Speaker 1: Her green dress. I can remember that when I'm looking. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now look she's got a good body. I find her
Speaker 1: to be very physically fit. I don't think this dress
Speaker 1: is a great choice for this picture.
Speaker 2: She doesn't wear anything cute.
Speaker 1: She's but she You could look at her Instagram and stuff.
Speaker 1: She's she's very like tight and right, and her hair
Speaker 1: is average, her face is averaged. She could use some
Speaker 1: something on the top lip, just a lip flip or something.
Speaker 1: But listen, she's rich and she want to know it. Okay,
Speaker 1: yes she does, and that's what I don't like about
Speaker 1: her most So Sparkle Megan Meghan w I'll tell you
Speaker 1: her last name when I get to it later in
Speaker 1: my notes. She works for an oil and gas company
Speaker 1: that's sold in twenty twenty, and that gave her a
Speaker 1: lot of flexibility. Now my note here is Noble Energy
Speaker 1: was acquired by Chevron in twenty twenty for five billion dollars. Jesus. Okay,
Speaker 1: she would have been twenty six at the time, so
Speaker 1: I don't know what kind of job she could have
Speaker 1: had three years out of college. That could have she
Speaker 1: could have gotten a payout, you know something, unless somebody
Speaker 1: in her family was an owner of this company. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm trying to figure out. Now, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think that would make a little bit more sense, because
Speaker 1: if you're own, Yeah, if you're so on the board
Speaker 1: or some sort of executive in this company or high up,
Speaker 1: you've got a good position, and the company gets sold
Speaker 1: and you take a buyout package, yeah you can make
Speaker 1: a lot of money. But I don't see it if
Speaker 1: she's twenty sixth at the time, I just don't. So
Speaker 1: that's what I'm trying to figure out.
Speaker 2: Episode five. She may just break it all down for us.
Speaker 1: I hope so, because I'm very intrigued with this. So
Speaker 1: she meets Mike. All right, let me just remove this
Speaker 1: and I'll find Mike for you guys. Okay, not Mike.
Speaker 1: Back to Jordan. Okay, this is Mike. Okay Mike. Mike
Speaker 1: doesn't look tall, by the way, No, no, not. He
Speaker 1: screams the little man syndrome. Yeah, a little man energy.
Speaker 1: So Mike is thirty eight. He's a real estate investor.
Speaker 1: And they started talking about like her job, and she,
Speaker 1: you know, is saying like, I'm doing fine whatever. And
Speaker 1: she says her job now is she's doing this startup
Speaker 1: with a medically driven tech enabled health club. He's like, oh,
Speaker 1: you do like biohacking. She says, yeah, I like to
Speaker 1: you like red light therapy. I'm like, well, or I
Speaker 1: have a red light Matt too. Don't brag Megan. It
Speaker 1: sounds like she's opening up like a yoga studio connected
Speaker 1: with a metz bah.
Speaker 2: That's what I heard.
Speaker 1: But let me tell you something. If you go look
Speaker 1: it up, you got to buy into it. It's maybe
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's what it what it might not.
Speaker 1: It's legit, but it kind of seems like an MLM.
Speaker 1: It's a legit company, but it seems like you have
Speaker 1: to buy into it and be a partner and got you.
Speaker 1: I'm not a business. This is allegedly my own thoughts.
Speaker 1: I have no idea what I'm talking about. Okay, medically
Speaker 1: driven tech enabled health club. And he talks about how
Speaker 1: he's thirty eight, she's thirty two. And he says he
Speaker 1: buys he when he was twenty or something, he bought
Speaker 1: a property, and now he buys a property every year
Speaker 1: and that's what makes him a real estate investor. And
Speaker 1: he also likes to tell you how rich he is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because he didn't by him saying that every couple
Speaker 2: of years he buys a new house. It is his
Speaker 2: way of trying to flunt his money without saying, oh,
Speaker 2: but I have so much money. Yes, I read it,
Speaker 2: someone to say I'm rich.
Speaker 1: Hey, carry on, I.
Speaker 2: Yeah, telling each other that, But they shouldn't even be
Speaker 2: telling each other that at all because it kind of
Speaker 2: goes against everything.
Speaker 1: Well, they have to talk about their jobs and their lifestyle,
Speaker 1: and with their lifestyles, you know, Mesh, they do have
Speaker 1: to talk about that. But I think with him like
Speaker 1: constantly saying stuff like I've got a sauna, I've got
Speaker 1: a hot tub, and her saying you know, I'm very driven,
Speaker 1: I'm very successful. It leads you to the way that
Speaker 1: they're talking. They're trying to let the other person I'm rich.
Speaker 1: If you're not rich, don't even come this way to me.
Speaker 2: I'm getting I don't have that much of a personality,
Speaker 2: so I have to My money is my flicks.
Speaker 1: Okay, what I hear? I think, Yeah, that's said on right.
Speaker 1: That's good. So now I think he's got a little
Speaker 1: beauty Peter could be true. It could be true. So okay,
Speaker 1: now sparkle, Meghan meets Jordan because Jordan is with the
Speaker 1: tattoos and he's the one the baby and the little boy. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So she talks about sparkle Meghan and he's like, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't like that. I gotta give me. He's like,
Speaker 1: he's all of us right now. He's like, I don't.
Speaker 1: He goes, you need a new nickname, like this is
Speaker 1: not it. Yeah, he goes okay. Because she says something
Speaker 1: about her job or her blah blah blah. He goes okay.
Speaker 1: He goes, you got money, huh, And she goes, I
Speaker 1: don't know. And he goes, let me try to guess
Speaker 1: what kind of car you have, And so he's trying
Speaker 1: to guess. She's like BMW blah blah blah, and she
Speaker 1: never guesses it.
Speaker 2: By the way, now it's clearly it's probably like a
Speaker 2: rain drover.
Speaker 1: He never says that.
Speaker 2: He never says that one. No, he says all these
Speaker 2: other expensive vehicles, but he doesn't say that one.
Speaker 1: He doesn't say g Wagon. But I thought so, I
Speaker 1: don't know if he's at Mercedes. I'm trying to remember
Speaker 1: now he definitely mean ge Wagon. Screams fucking money. It
Speaker 1: does because it's ridiculous. Yes, a house, it's a small
Speaker 1: starter house. Yeah, him buy an apartment yeah, yes, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so he tells her that he had a vasectomy. So
Speaker 1: whatever happened with that ex it wasn't good. Was wanted
Speaker 1: to make sure he had no more kids after dealing
Speaker 1: with her because he loves the kids.
Speaker 2: Most people don't get a vasectomy after one kid, and
Speaker 2: he too.
Speaker 1: Maybe he's thirty years Oldertie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's weird because a woman, they would not
Speaker 2: do that unless there was a health condition or something
Speaker 2: like that. They would not approve you having one kid
Speaker 2: being thirty years old, which he was not thirty, he
Speaker 2: was younger.
Speaker 1: They wouldn't do that. They would have tied woman tooths. No,
Speaker 1: it's interesting that he's like, I am so sure after
Speaker 1: dealing with this crazy lady that I never want to
Speaker 1: have a kid again because I don't want to. I
Speaker 1: don't even have a kid with her. Yeah, I mean, anyway,
Speaker 1: he had a sex to me, he says, But I'm
Speaker 1: willing to reverse it. I wonder if he's like that
Speaker 1: was like so impulsive. Why did I do that?
Speaker 2: You know? I hope so, because that is very odd,
Speaker 2: he says.
Speaker 1: But I'm willing to reverse it. You know, you never
Speaker 1: can know if it could work or whatever. So then
Speaker 1: Jordan goes back to the to the men's quarters and says, ah,
Speaker 1: I can't stop thinking a sparkle. Megan, like what a
Speaker 1: terrible name, but god, I really like her. Patrick is
Speaker 1: saying he really likes Casey, the girl with the tan. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and the girls are all talking about how they think
Speaker 1: Mike seems like a total fuck boy playboy.
Speaker 2: Hey is he the one that he walks in and
Speaker 2: says hey beautiful?
Speaker 1: Oh I don't know. I think he is.
Speaker 2: And I was like, how fucking disgusting you walk in
Speaker 2: and all you see is the lava wall and you
Speaker 2: say hey beautiful. That means he will say whatever the
Speaker 2: fuck an to get in your pants.
Speaker 1: You know, I think that's a great point. I didn't
Speaker 1: even think about that. And all this like hey baby,
Speaker 1: hey baby baby like that. I'm like, you don't know
Speaker 1: each other?
Speaker 2: Baby is like endearing. Like my husband calls me baby,
Speaker 2: he calls me babe. Some doucheback who I've never seen,
Speaker 2: who doesn't know, you know, he has no he doesn't even.
Speaker 1: Know if I have a cock eye is calling me baby.
Speaker 2: I I hate this, Like I'm like, oh, come on,
Speaker 2: do better?
Speaker 1: All right? So this is Allie. She's gorgeous, and she says,
Speaker 1: you know, she's very nurturing and sweet, but she presents
Speaker 1: very hard. And she meets up with can I pull
Speaker 1: him up? It is Anton to see my first a letter. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he doesn't have his glasses. This is a bad picture
Speaker 1: of him. Yeah, he's cute. It's the way Peter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my Ovary started talking ship when I saw him. Really,
Speaker 2: oh god, the thick hair, the eyes, just he is
Speaker 2: hot to me, not in this picture so much, but
Speaker 2: he's fucking hot. I love the fact that he wears
Speaker 2: glasses and then he could take the classes off, kind
Speaker 2: of like Clark Kent Superman. He yeah, oh yeah, he
Speaker 2: could call me baby.
Speaker 1: I did not find him attractive. So that's why this
Speaker 1: show works, guys, because it's there's a lid for every pots.
Speaker 2: He's cute. Like, if they lined up all the guys
Speaker 2: that we have seen, that is the one I would
Speaker 2: have picked.
Speaker 1: Really fucking got it.
Speaker 2: He's got it going on. Okay, all right, yes that
Speaker 2: knows too. I'm like, I will have how many babies
Speaker 2: do you want me to give you?
Speaker 1: How many do you want? I'm gonna give them all
Speaker 1: to you? Wow? Danton? Okay, Anton, and he goes, you know,
Speaker 1: it's funny. The only only people really close to me
Speaker 1: call me Anton. Other people call me Tony. But you know,
Speaker 1: I talked to my buddy before I came in and
Speaker 1: it was like, this is going to be your wife.
Speaker 1: You need to introduce yourself as Anton. Don't say Tony,
Speaker 1: you know. And she goes, well, I've always been Ali,
Speaker 1: but my true name is Alini. And I wrote down
Speaker 1: so many clues here to say it correctly, I wrote,
Speaker 1: I wrote it phanatically, and then I wrote like teenie,
Speaker 1: like teeny Ali, Alini Aline got you And Anton goes, well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need to know all your names if I'm
Speaker 1: gonna propose like Alini Da Da Da. She says her
Speaker 1: whole name. She's Brazilian, he's originally Russian. They both speak
Speaker 1: three languages. M hmm. How would you feel if Anton
Speaker 1: started speaking to you in Russian? Well, here's the thing, so.
Speaker 2: That that very accent came up and about sexiness. About
Speaker 2: two weeks ago, with the conversation James and I were having,
Speaker 2: We're talking about the sexiest there was like a poll
Speaker 2: of the sexiest accents came up. But I gotta tell you,
Speaker 2: if someone is telling me. They speak three languages. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna need them to give me an example. Can I
Speaker 2: have a sample plate?
Speaker 1: Can you be a sample of each?
Speaker 2: Because otherwise you're lying. I think you're lying.
Speaker 1: I think he speaks Russian and Italian. I think in
Speaker 1: English and English. Yeah, he can speak whatever he wants to. Yes,
Speaker 1: I see that. So he's originally you have to speak.
Speaker 1: You don't even have to speak. She also speaks three languages,
Speaker 1: so I imagine she speaks English, Portuguese, and we don't
Speaker 1: know what's the Spanish. Maybe Spanish, but Spanish and Portuguese
Speaker 1: have similar it's very similar. I don't know. We'll find out.
Speaker 2: Maybe we'll find out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So they seem to have a lot of shared values,
Speaker 1: and they talk about how they want their kids to
Speaker 1: emulate their relationship to be like ooh mom and dad,
Speaker 1: but like we want to be like that. And they're
Speaker 1: really they're really getting along, like right away, right away.
Speaker 1: All right. So now we meet Edmund. Now, oh god,
Speaker 1: Edmund is fucking erkle erkle. Yes, Edmund is erkele. And
Speaker 1: he you know, he's got here. He looks pretty cute actually,
Speaker 1: like I like his style.
Speaker 2: I'm sure his style is a little bit much for you.
Speaker 1: It is, but he's I like you.
Speaker 2: I appreciate It is just the words that come out
Speaker 2: of his mouth that I don't appreciate all the time
Speaker 2: because I think every other word is a fucking lie.
Speaker 1: Okay, well he likes yes, Calabria, Calabria. Okay, I wrote
Speaker 1: it down for fanatically Calabria, so I don't miss it up.
Speaker 1: He likes Calabria. And they're talking and she's like, are
Speaker 1: you into like a traditional marriage or a non traditional marriage? Now?
Speaker 1: The first thing I'm thinking here is like, are we
Speaker 1: talking about being swingers? Are we talking about bringing in
Speaker 1: a wife? Like? What are we talking about? But that's
Speaker 1: so you watch too much?
Speaker 2: She subscribes and like that, because that never even crossed
Speaker 2: my mind. I wish straight to who's gonna do the dishes,
Speaker 2: who's gonna take out the trash?
Speaker 1: Do you want me to stay home?
Speaker 2: Do you want to be a you?
Speaker 1: And right to fucking swinging. I went right to open marriage. Yeah. Look,
Speaker 1: he says, I'm really looking for non traditional and she
Speaker 1: goes me too. She goes because I don't care, like,
Speaker 1: who's the breadweater? Who cooks? Like you know, as long
Speaker 1: as you know we're all dividing things equally. She says,
Speaker 1: I'm never going to be a housewife, Like I went
Speaker 1: to school, I got these degrees. I'm gonna work. She
Speaker 1: does travel social work, so she's a social worker. But
Speaker 1: I don't know what the travel part means, do you know?
Speaker 2: Like to me, it sounds like CPS, because with CPS
Speaker 2: you kind of have to do some traveling around. Yeah,
Speaker 2: otherwise I have no idea.
Speaker 1: I have a friend of mine here that is a nurse,
Speaker 1: but she works for some organization and she goes in
Speaker 1: her a sort of like unwed mothers that are teenagers,
Speaker 1: you know, basically.
Speaker 2: Right, and so she so workers all make enough to
Speaker 2: do a whole bunch of like state to state traveling
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 1: I know, don't that's what I'm taking CPS? Maybe, she says.
Speaker 1: He go She says, he says something about where do
Speaker 1: you travel? Where's your favorite place to travel? And he goes, well,
Speaker 1: I went to the UK. You know, they have a
Speaker 1: great rollerblading community there. Like, I'm very into rollerblading, which
Speaker 1: is interesting. That is not gonna make my panties drop, no,
Speaker 1: But he was a college athlete. He was a cornerback
Speaker 1: on a football team.
Speaker 2: I don't believe that at all. Well why I just
Speaker 2: don't because later on he says he was a fucking
Speaker 2: track star. He was, he's always something. He cannot be all.
Speaker 1: These things, Okay, but he can. You just don't. I
Speaker 1: don't believe him.
Speaker 2: No, it's not. There's moments where I do really like him.
Speaker 2: Then he does something stupid and I'm like, there's no
Speaker 2: way I feel like I'm going to be writing this one,
Speaker 2: Mary Pain.
Speaker 1: Okay, listen, there are a lot of times you are
Speaker 1: so the boy eats boogers. I know that he said that,
Speaker 1: and I would like for you to stop saying that
Speaker 1: because it really does give me the like I'm gonna
Speaker 1: throw off and I really have to know, okay, it
Speaker 1: makes me feel nauseous. So she says, oh, you were
Speaker 1: a college athlete. Me too. I played basketball in college.
Speaker 1: And she's like, okay, so you understand, like you know
Speaker 1: the discipline, the drive, you know, medication.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So he said he's in real estate. She goes, oh,
Speaker 1: my gosh, I really and my next thing I want
Speaker 1: to work on buying Section eight homes to get tenants
Speaker 1: in there, and gosh, like with your real estate, me
Speaker 1: doing that and he says he understands about that because
Speaker 1: he was a foster care growing up, and she's a
Speaker 1: social worker, so they really have a lot in common. Here,
Speaker 1: he talks a lot about his hard upbringing and he
Speaker 1: had to get separated from his brothers, and his parents
Speaker 1: will be okay for a little while, then they would
Speaker 1: do something to mess up and they would get taken
Speaker 1: away again. Really hard. That's a lot. He doesn't say
Speaker 1: what it is. We assume it's drugs. Drugs, yeah, but
Speaker 1: we don't know. And he goes, my parents are really
Speaker 1: doing the best now they've ever done, and I have
Speaker 1: no hard feelings towards them. He goes, you know, I,
Speaker 1: you know, went through college, I was an athlete, I
Speaker 1: got a master's degree. I defeated the odds. Okay, and
Speaker 1: he goes, and later in life, I really would love
Speaker 1: to try out being a substitute teacher. And she goes, oh,
Speaker 1: you're good at teaching, and he goes, I don't. Is
Speaker 1: it really not that? It's just that my life was
Speaker 1: really changed by my fifth grade teacher. Of my life
Speaker 1: was really saved probably about fifth grade teacher. And he
Speaker 1: cries and he's looks really rough and she's very sweet
Speaker 1: with him and understanding, but he's like ball and crying.
Speaker 1: I'll go back to what I previously said about them, Okay.
Speaker 1: I don't think he's telling all the truth. I just
Speaker 1: I just don't okay.
Speaker 2: And you know I'm not usually sensitive. I'll buy into
Speaker 2: anything and then you have to bring me back to reality.
Speaker 2: Yeah that is normal, that is how we normally do it.
Speaker 2: But in this case, I am not buying his shit.
Speaker 2: I'm just not doing it.
Speaker 1: And especially when he tells a little bit about his backstory.
Speaker 2: You find with some kids that have that kind of upbringing,
Speaker 2: they are always trying to do something to be likable,
Speaker 2: even if it's.
Speaker 1: To elaborate a story.
Speaker 2: That's just from my social worker background, it's always something.
Speaker 1: And sometimes it's not the truth.
Speaker 2: I don't any want to try to clock me or
Speaker 2: at me. I'm like just speaking from my own professional opinion.
Speaker 1: But this is what you used to do for your job. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, So here's chill. All right. Joe's for him?
Speaker 2: Where did he come from?
Speaker 1: Are you sure? Who? I'm sure? Oh shit? Okay, Joe
Speaker 1: was in a five year relationship. He fumbles a lot
Speaker 1: around women, but he's he's great around guy. So like
Speaker 1: in the men's quarters, they're all like, Joe, you're really funny,
Speaker 1: he goes, But then I get around girls, I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know, and he and Madison have a great connection.
Speaker 1: And Madison is the one who is going blind. See
Speaker 1: if we can pull this is Madison. So Madison and
Speaker 1: Joe have a connection. Okay, they're fun together. They laugh
Speaker 1: now right away, Anton and Aline say they love each other.
Speaker 1: And he proposes, and she says, yes, you guys, we
Speaker 1: are halfway through the mist episode. I too fast? Too fast?
Speaker 1: Do you think one day? One day too fast? One
Speaker 1: day that we know of it could be day four?
Speaker 1: They only have to oh, because that's so much better.
Speaker 2: Mary Payne, this.
Speaker 1: Is too that.
Speaker 2: It was unbelievable to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not even like we get to the very
Speaker 1: end of the episode and he proposes. It's like smack
Speaker 1: in the middle, like we've got a long way to go.
Speaker 2: It is like one of them says, I have one
Speaker 2: day to live. So if we're gonna do thiswety to
Speaker 2: do this now. Otherwise there's no reason for them to
Speaker 2: get to get engaged this quickly.
Speaker 1: I was shocked. I'm just making my list of couples
Speaker 1: Antony and Alini. Okay, so now we've got Jordan with
Speaker 1: the tattoos and Sparkle Megan meet up and he goes, listen,
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you something. I initially wrote you off
Speaker 1: because your nickname really And she's like, what are you Okay?
Speaker 1: I was so wrong with Sparkle Megan. Everybody wasn't be
Speaker 1: able to Sparkle Megan. No. And he goes, but I
Speaker 1: really like you, and he starts talking about his son
Speaker 1: and he said, his son, Luca, they found out that
Speaker 1: he had Type one diabetes when he was two, and
Speaker 1: she goes, oh my gosh, my dad also did. So
Speaker 1: of course, I'm like, writing that down is a clue,
Speaker 1: and I'm trying to figure out who her dad was.
Speaker 1: And this is my note. I have fifty percent concluded
Speaker 1: I know who her family is. No.
Speaker 2: I like, how when you're taking notes you make notes
Speaker 2: to yourself as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have notes to myself about who is her family,
Speaker 1: about the Noble Energy being bought by Chevron. So she says,
Speaker 1: you know, Jordan is really fun, really fun, but I'm
Speaker 1: not sure if our lifestyles ALIGNE Like, he's poor, he's poor,
Speaker 1: he's poor, yeah. He drives the Kia and she's like,
Speaker 1: she was like, oh no, no, no, no, no no
Speaker 1: no no no no no no no. Now Meghan meets
Speaker 1: with Mike. Now I'm trying to pull up Sparkle Meghan. Here,
Speaker 1: green dress. There she is, green dress. Okay, Sparkle Meghan. Okay,
Speaker 1: here she is. Now let's pull up Mike. Now Mike
Speaker 1: is cute. I think, oh god, yes, I gotta get
Speaker 1: I gotta get ever it to him. Okay, Mike's cute.
Speaker 1: Now again, the two of them bragging together could eventually
Speaker 1: clash and they can get annoyed with each other because
Speaker 1: who could brag war?
Speaker 2: But yeah, they both brag.
Speaker 1: I mean at least they have that in common. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, And she says, you know, he just seems
Speaker 1: to have a shit together the most. Then he tells
Speaker 1: us and I need to look this up. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: write this down too. He tells us he is part
Speaker 1: of a men's organization called the Tribe. No, no, no, nope, nope,
Speaker 1: run Sparkle. Do you know about the tribe because I
Speaker 1: don't know anything about this. No.
Speaker 2: The only thing when I hear that, I think about
Speaker 2: fucking uh. Teresa Judais's husband. Those fucking retreats they going
Speaker 2: on where I swear that to me. They but whatever,
Speaker 2: it's like they hate women and I am man beating
Speaker 2: on their chests like gorillas and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: Like no, she needs to run. Okay, I'm looking at
Speaker 1: I don't like it, all right, I'm looking it up.
Speaker 1: I'm looking it up. Okay. The Tribe is a men's organization.
Speaker 1: It includes groups like the Men's Alliance and the Tribe
Speaker 1: of Men, which offered structured programs for personal growth, community building,
Speaker 1: and spiritual or conscious development. Men participate in weekly or
Speaker 1: monthly meetings, outdoor activities, challenges, and group discussions to cultivate
Speaker 1: a brotherhood to become more effective leaders and Men is
Speaker 1: a Christian based organization that promotes commitment to both the
Speaker 1: Tribe and their Christian values through rugged outdoor workouts and
Speaker 1: devotions around a fire. Men are organized into local tribes
Speaker 1: and participate in weekly meetings. Men lead workouts and devotions,
Speaker 1: build the fires, and participate in rigorous leadership and a
Speaker 1: discipleship program called Carry the Fire. You can, yeah, you
Speaker 1: can join, you can engage and uh yeah, it's the HM.
Speaker 1: The Tribe is a private online menscript for driven men
Speaker 1: come together to push boundary, share openly, and grow with purpose.
Speaker 1: Life is better with the tribe. Yeah, no, no, she
Speaker 1: needs to run.
Speaker 2: That was her clue.
Speaker 1: The Pursuit of Manliness dot com is one of these
Speaker 1: no red flag you guys. I'm sorry I had to
Speaker 1: read all that. I just had to talk it through. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: Mic is not good. Mike are taking you off the stage?
Speaker 2: Not good.
Speaker 1: So Megan says, you know, I like Mike. It seems
Speaker 1: like he has a shit together. And he says, you know,
Speaker 1: the thing about the tribe is it's it's just a
Speaker 1: national thing that a lot of wealthy guys are a
Speaker 1: part of. He says that wealthy guys, it's not it's
Speaker 1: about money and business. But it has pillars. It has
Speaker 1: six pillars, and one of them is health, diet, and exercise.
Speaker 1: Because she's explained about, you know, her brightness. And then
Speaker 1: he says, you know, I have a hot tub anasona girl.
Speaker 1: He's gonna be asking for her to invest in something stupid.
Speaker 2: If they get together. Within three weeks, he's gonna say, well,
Speaker 2: I need about one hundred k to get this startup
Speaker 2: and get this I knew.
Speaker 1: I said it was in real estate. But if I
Speaker 1: could just get a giant teepee for my tribe, we
Speaker 1: would be able to really make those fires and bonds
Speaker 1: and culturally appropriate. Okay, yeah, there you go. So she
Speaker 1: was like, I just you know, when I'm around him,
Speaker 1: I just can't find anything wrong with him.
Speaker 2: Girl, what.
Speaker 1: Huh? We just saw four red flats? What are you
Speaker 1: just talking about? So now she meets with Blake. Is
Speaker 1: this Blake? God, I just keep thinking I'm nailing it,
Speaker 1: but I don't. This is Blake. Okay, Blake is the accountant. Okay,
Speaker 1: bless his herd. So Meggan meets with Blake and he
Speaker 1: talks about it was a hard time when his father
Speaker 1: died of liver failure, and he has a lot of
Speaker 1: regret about how he handled his father dying. She goes, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: did I tell you my dad also died in twenty
Speaker 1: twenty around the time that I inherited all that money.
Speaker 1: Coincidence in it. And then she says, you know, she
Speaker 1: could see herself being engaged to him. I looked up
Speaker 1: her business. Okay, it's called Veda Life dot com v
Speaker 1: e y d a Life dot Com v E y
Speaker 1: d a life dot com. That's your business. When you
Speaker 1: look into it, you're like, is this an MLM? Do
Speaker 1: you have to buy into these health clubs? Otherwise there's
Speaker 1: not any way she's as rich as she's saying she is.
Speaker 1: No way, I'm really curious about this richness well and
Speaker 1: where it came from. Here's the thing. Here's the thing, though,
Speaker 1: Mary Pain. People who are like really rich don't talk.
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Speaker 1: Love Me when I'm Blind. Okay, I write this down
Speaker 1: forty four thirty. AP two starts. Okay, Anton and Alini meet,
Speaker 1: they meet. It's all good now. I thought it was
Speaker 1: funny when they initially opened the doors and he squintd
Speaker 1: because he took a and he's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: she's fucking stunning. I cannot believe it. And she's like,
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Speaker 1: They are into each other. They are like he I
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Speaker 1: I think he's pretty damn near perfect. Wow, really I do,
Speaker 1: I really do. You don't hear me say that very
Speaker 1: often these shows. But he's I think he People think
Speaker 1: Freddy is so hot, yes, from UK season one. To me,
Speaker 1: this is just a bad picture.
Speaker 2: It's not a good picture. I agree, it's not a
Speaker 2: good picture. Yeah, but he's to me, he's fucking hot.
Speaker 2: Like to me, he's Freddy level hot. Like I think
Speaker 2: he's hotter than Freddy.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, I mean Freddy is just so like everybody
Speaker 1: in the world, you American boy, like kind of like
Speaker 1: you know, all American boy looking the friend. He's from
Speaker 1: the UK, he's exotic, just everything about him except for
Speaker 1: this picture.
Speaker 2: This is horrible, like they did. Actually, there was a
Speaker 2: thing that said that the cast was not happy with
Speaker 2: these promo photos. Yeah, there was an article about here's
Speaker 2: an example of.
Speaker 1: Why they definitely don't make them. They definitely don't make
Speaker 1: them look great in these pictures. All right, So they
Speaker 1: love each other. They kiss, and it's so funny though
Speaker 1: when they walk back, you know, she's just staring at
Speaker 1: him like they do. She's just staring. She's just staring,
Speaker 1: and he's just like down, he doesn't even look back.
Speaker 1: He's like, I can't see her anyway. Okay, So Madison
Speaker 1: and Joe are really vibing. Okay, Okay, Madison the girl
Speaker 1: that's going blind. Joe is the cutie that you forgot about.
Speaker 1: He's like, so let's talk about this again. So your
Speaker 1: cats they sleep on the bed or she goes, I
Speaker 1: mean sometimes and he goes, so like, if I go
Speaker 1: to your apartment, it's like everything is covered in cat here.
Speaker 1: She's like, oh my god, no, it's not like that.
Speaker 1: She goes.
Speaker 2: She's lying. She's lying because everything is covered in hair.
Speaker 2: She's got how many cats?
Speaker 1: Five? I think five? I have one that's fourteen? Any cats? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I have one cat. His fucking fur is it? No
Speaker 1: offense everywhere?
Speaker 2: And he's black, So you can't even really see this
Speaker 2: shit unless you're like, right, five cats, that's a.
Speaker 1: Sneeze a thong for me, that's a take aven a
Speaker 1: drill every day a lot. Yeah. And they talk about
Speaker 1: her condo and you know, would they live together her condo?
Speaker 1: And he says that his lease is up in July,
Speaker 1: and his whole thing is like, I was trying to
Speaker 1: maybe move closer to work. So what would you think
Speaker 1: about that? She goes, yeah, if we got married, I
Speaker 1: think we should live together. And they're laughing and she goes,
Speaker 1: I just feel like we're aligning. He said, I agree,
Speaker 1: and she goes like, I don't say any red flags.
Speaker 1: And they're both like, what's wrong with you?
Speaker 2: Know?
Speaker 1: What's wrong with you? Right? And she goes, Okay, So
Speaker 1: I do have this one thing wrong with me. She
Speaker 1: tells us about this eye condition. I didn't write it down.
Speaker 1: I'm not a doctor. Basically it could lead to blindness. Now,
Speaker 1: she told Nick and Vanessa it will lead to blindness.
Speaker 1: So this is gonna sound so bad. I would do
Speaker 1: the same thing, though I would make it not sound
Speaker 1: as bad as it is.
Speaker 2: Again, as someone with a chronic illness, sometimes we really
Speaker 2: get into that talking and you swear we're near deaf.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, because when a lot of
Speaker 1: the times, when someone.
Speaker 2: Like the doctor tells you you you feel like you're
Speaker 2: near deaf, because they'll say, well, people with this usually
Speaker 2: live this long. But the way she explained it was right,
Speaker 2: because yeah, and it says, yeah, this person will at
Speaker 2: this age go blind.
Speaker 1: But the truth of the matter is it really depends
Speaker 1: on the person. Yeah, does that make sense what I said?
Speaker 2: I said a lot of words.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure you know it, because this is what
Speaker 1: she said too. She said, you know, I know people
Speaker 1: younger than me that are worse off. And I know
Speaker 1: people that don't fully go blind so they're ninety and
Speaker 1: by then you're precually blind anyway, Yeah, yeah, and she
Speaker 1: goes and it could never happen. I could never go
Speaker 1: fully blind. It could happen when I'm ninety. But I'm
Speaker 1: doing all right now. But she did say something funny
Speaker 1: that you know, she doesn't have a lot of good
Speaker 1: peripheral vision, and sometimes people go to high fiber and
Speaker 1: she misses.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he goes.
Speaker 1: He goes, Oh, that's bad because the person's like, why
Speaker 1: do you leave me hanging? And she's just over here like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm in there. Yeah, and she says and this really
Speaker 1: is the reason I signed up for this, because eventually
Speaker 1: maybe I can't see the person, you know, And so
Speaker 1: then they just kind of sit there kind of quiet,
Speaker 1: and he goes, well, I'm really glad you shared a
Speaker 1: lot with me. He goes, but this doesn't change the
Speaker 1: way I feel about you, which is really nice, very
Speaker 1: very nice.
Speaker 2: And I mean, you couldn't have blamed someone if they
Speaker 2: did say I'm not built this way.
Speaker 1: I'm not built a character yet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And that doesn't make the person awful.
Speaker 1: It doesn't.
Speaker 2: There at least there'll be a realistic like I'm not
Speaker 2: built like that, I can't do that, And it doesn't
Speaker 2: make that person a bad person at all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But you know, he's I'm.
Speaker 2: Glad she's telling him that way he can make a decision. Okay,
Speaker 2: I know where this could lead to.
Speaker 1: She will need me to drive her here do all
Speaker 1: of these things. And he's okay with it, which is great,
Speaker 1: good for her, And he says, is there anything that
Speaker 1: gives you pause about me? And she goes, nope, no pause.
Speaker 1: So Madison and Joe we're doing it. Okay, I'm right,
Speaker 1: I'm writing it down. I'm putting Madison to Joe right
Speaker 1: here on my list. Madison plus Joe. Okay, I'm putting
Speaker 1: them on my list.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: So that was funny about the cat. So okay, so
Speaker 1: now let's go to Nick. Okay, so we've got Anton,
Speaker 1: let's see how far we can go till we get
Speaker 1: to Nick. I don't think that's him, let's see Nope, okay, Nick.
Speaker 1: Nick is to an Nick is a luxury watch dealer.
Speaker 1: So Nick is kind of made us think that he's rich,
Speaker 1: but not as overtly as Mike.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I agree, which means that he probably makes
Speaker 2: a lot more money than Mike does.
Speaker 1: You're right, You're right. So they asked Nick his best
Speaker 1: pickup line and he says, my best pickup line I
Speaker 1: got from something I can't remember it was. It was
Speaker 1: like a cartoon. And he says the pickup line is, hey, there,
Speaker 1: pretty little mama, are you on an under insured beachfront?
Speaker 1: Property because I'm a tidal wave of love God. And uh,
Speaker 1: they say, does that usually work? And he says, uh no,
Speaker 1: but at least it gets a conversation going. So he
Speaker 1: he likes Kate. Okay, Kate not to be confused with
Speaker 1: the other girl that is blonde with a spray Tand
Speaker 1: Kate is a little more boo malicious than the other girl,
Speaker 1: Kasey who with this who's got the spray tam So
Speaker 1: this is Kate. So Nick likes Kate. And she tells
Speaker 1: us she was engaged before and she found out he
Speaker 1: was cheating on her three months after her mother died
Speaker 1: and had to break off the engagement. And she says
Speaker 1: she really connects with Nick. She feels he's very sincere.
Speaker 1: So she's a registered dietitian. He sells luxury watches.
Speaker 2: And I want to say, Kate does not look anything
Speaker 2: like this on the show.
Speaker 1: She's cute. She's cute here and she's cute on the show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she does look different though. Yeah, So she says she goes,
Speaker 1: I wonder like, what's wrong with him? Right? You know
Speaker 1: that's just the toxic in me. I'm just always buying
Speaker 1: toxic people. So I'm wondering how could he possibly be
Speaker 1: so perfect? And they're talking and again Nick says to Kate,
Speaker 1: I think you're the one. Yeah, I agree, we're so easy,
Speaker 1: we're so comfortable with each other. I think you're the one. Okay.
Speaker 1: But then but then he meets with not her, not her,
Speaker 1: but her Annie the hair hair salon owner, who I
Speaker 1: put the tidle right across her face. But her hair
Speaker 1: is like big, like she's got it pulled up and
Speaker 1: it's more blonde than this, and she's got it pulled
Speaker 1: his way up like super teased up like Dolly Parton style. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and she is a hair salon owner. So Nick has
Speaker 1: just told Kate you're the one, okay. So he meets
Speaker 1: with Annie and he's like, think about Annie. She's the
Speaker 1: wild card. You know. I live in Dylan, and she
Speaker 1: lives in Denver, a few hours away. Where's Kate live.
Speaker 1: Where's Kate live? It's Kate lived, hear Dylan to him. Yeah. Now,
Speaker 1: but he's a he's a watch dealer, so he didn't
Speaker 1: have to be in Dylan. Sounds like he could true
Speaker 1: do that anywhere. So he meets with Annie. He says
Speaker 1: she lives a few hours away, and she's saying and
Speaker 1: he is saying to Nick, this is getting kind of serious.
Speaker 1: And he goes yeah, and she goes, well, do you
Speaker 1: really think in your heart like you're really actually ready
Speaker 1: to get married? And he goes, yeah, I am. I
Speaker 1: could give you the long answer, and she goes, I'm
Speaker 1: fine with the short answer. He goes, I'm yeah, I
Speaker 1: just know it. And they talk about how marriage really
Speaker 1: involves a lot of sharing and equal partnerships and then
Speaker 1: she then she says she's trying to get him. It's
Speaker 1: not a dumb move. She says, I don't know. Everything
Speaker 1: is sexy to be. Like you open the fridge, I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's sexy. You kiss me on the neck, that's sexy.
Speaker 1: You come to my salon and help me sweep up hair,
Speaker 1: that's sexy. We lock the door. Everything to be is sexy.
Speaker 1: And then he goes, so, what's the craziest place you've
Speaker 1: ever done it? And she goes, I don't know, just
Speaker 1: like a balcony on a vacation, like you know, no inhibition.
Speaker 1: I was like, girl, somebody's going to call the security
Speaker 1: on you. You never have sex outside in the airpine,
Speaker 1: just I have had sex outside? Oh, Okay.
Speaker 2: I thought you were just talking against sex outside period,
Speaker 2: but it was because they were on a hotel balcony.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I've imagine they're like overlooking the pool and people
Speaker 1: the pool are like, hey, you got a room? Now, okay,
Speaker 1: you're okay, okay. I don't know if it's if they're
Speaker 1: being exhibitionists, if you're being an exhibitionist, or if it's
Speaker 1: like nobody can see us, who cares? You know?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think I would, even though here a
Speaker 2: lot of people say that they do. I don't think
Speaker 2: I would have sex on a hotel balcony.
Speaker 1: Where people could see you.
Speaker 2: I don't want to be like, look at her titties
Speaker 2: flapping with the wind. That's the last thing I need.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. He goes like, oh my god, Like
Speaker 1: this is like, you know, turning me on. And then
Speaker 1: they started talking about his penis and he says he
Speaker 1: has a chode.
Speaker 2: What is the chade?
Speaker 1: Well, I learned what that word meant several years ago
Speaker 1: when my kids were both both in high school. I
Speaker 1: guess because Anna, you guys are gonna do the people
Speaker 1: that know what this sports means, they're about to fall
Speaker 1: off their chair or drive their cross the road laughing.
Speaker 2: Okay, my daughter.
Speaker 1: My son told my daughter she had chowed toes. So
Speaker 1: they were joking about that, and I said, what does
Speaker 1: that mean? And they're like, don't mom, Mom, you don't
Speaker 1: even want to know. Mom, You're so like stupid mom,
Speaker 1: And I go, I'm gonna look it up, so you
Speaker 1: may as well tell me. So I had to look
Speaker 1: it up. And it does mean like a short, stumpy penis.
Speaker 1: Oh no, like short and fat. Yeah, And that's what
Speaker 1: John was saying. His sister's toes looked like. So that's
Speaker 1: how that conversation went. That's what happens in this house.
Speaker 1: Everybody I've never heard of chuned. Yeah, and he's joking
Speaker 1: about it. He goes, and now you don't know, like
Speaker 1: maybe I do, Maybe I don't. Now you're interested, and
Speaker 1: they're joking and they're funny together.
Speaker 2: He doesn't have he doesn't have one. No, I don't
Speaker 2: think you would never No guy who actually has one.
Speaker 2: I saw one before, and okay, it's nothing her write
Speaker 2: home about.
Speaker 1: So but they're funny together. It's like, Okay, I'll be
Speaker 1: thinking about you later. Ha ha ha. Now he's doing
Speaker 1: all this with Annie. After I just told Kate she
Speaker 1: was the one.
Speaker 2: She's the one. That's why men ain't shit.
Speaker 1: But guess what Annie tells us Her number one is Brendan.
Speaker 1: So Annie was flirting with him too, And this is
Speaker 1: not even her guy. This is her guy, Brendan, thirty
Speaker 1: two finance manager. I don't recognize him at all. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to go through the RULLODX, like, who the fuck
Speaker 1: is this guy? That's Brendan. Do you recognize the guys
Speaker 1: like him? I think that I can't tell. I don't
Speaker 1: know yet.
Speaker 2: He looks like so many other guys that are in
Speaker 2: the in there.
Speaker 1: That's Brendan. Okay. So remember Annie is with the crazy hair,
Speaker 1: she's the salon owner. She likes Brendan, and they are chatting,
Speaker 1: and so Nick is told Kate she's the one, but
Speaker 1: then he flirts with Annie, and then Annie tells us
Speaker 1: Brendan is her number one. So Nick and Anny you
Speaker 1: need to quit talking. So m h, now we've got Colabria.
Speaker 1: She is talking about how much she just loves her
Speaker 1: some of this guy. This is her man. Her man.
Speaker 1: Her man is Edmond. Okay, that's her man, all right, girl.
Speaker 1: She really likes she.
Speaker 2: Really likes them a lot.
Speaker 1: All that villains didn't bother her one bit.
Speaker 2: She's like, let me wipe. That's not yeah.
Speaker 1: Now, she says, she feels safe and vulnerable and like
Speaker 1: talking to her best friend. They can be goofy, but
Speaker 1: they could be serious. She feels like she's known him forever.
Speaker 1: And she says, and I know this sounds delusional, you know,
Speaker 1: and everybody on this show that has ever been on
Speaker 1: the show goes, I know I sound crazy. I cannot
Speaker 1: believe I am falling in love with a lava lamp wall,
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, so I'd rather her fall in love
Speaker 1: with the lava went ball.
Speaker 2: Because she if she could see some of the shit
Speaker 2: that he's doing in the men's quarters, it's not cute,
Speaker 2: it's not sexy, it's none of those things at all.
Speaker 1: Like if she saw his behavior, she would rethink everything. Maybe,
Speaker 1: but maybe she's weird too, you know, mary kay. He
Speaker 1: was making out with the floor. I know he was.
Speaker 1: I know he was. That was strange, not just he
Speaker 1: wasn't just doing it.
Speaker 2: He did it in a room with other people.
Speaker 1: And it's sort of like you said, like if you're
Speaker 1: a kid, This sort of pushed around to a lot
Speaker 1: of different houit, yes for attention, Yeah, yes, So the
Speaker 1: Calabria and Evan go into the pods together and they
Speaker 1: talk about how much they really like each other, and
Speaker 1: she says, you know a question I need to ask you.
Speaker 1: How did you forgive your mother? And I don't know
Speaker 1: why she didn't mention the dad, but how did you
Speaker 1: forgive your mother for what she puts you through in
Speaker 1: your childhood? How to have you moved through it gracefully?
Speaker 1: And he says, you know, I know how much my
Speaker 1: mother loves me, and I don't want her to miss
Speaker 1: out on her kids or her grandkids because of her past.
Speaker 1: And she said, and he goes, at the end of
Speaker 1: the day, you know it is my mother, and she says,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm asking this because I don't talk to
Speaker 1: my dad at all. He was an absent father and
Speaker 1: I've told him many times, many times how I felt,
Speaker 1: but he didn't get it. He didn't understand how it
Speaker 1: affected me that he wasn't there for me. So I'm
Speaker 1: you know, I'm interested to hear your side of this.
Speaker 1: And that was you know, they like each other and
Speaker 1: they do have these serious conversations, right all right. Megan W.
Speaker 1: Sparkle Meghan is telling us she is torn between. Let's
Speaker 1: see if I can pull them all up here. So
Speaker 1: we got she's it's Jordan Blake and Mike. Okay, so
Speaker 1: we got, we got that's your man. Okay, Blake the
Speaker 1: accountant yep uh, Jordan tattooed has a baby, yep, okay.
Speaker 1: And then we know what Mike looks like. He's he's
Speaker 1: a he's that guy. I'm rich. She needs to stay,
Speaker 1: she needs to stay the fuck away from him. But
Speaker 1: as per usual, these people, just like we saw on UK,
Speaker 1: You're gonna fall for the fuck boy you always fall
Speaker 1: for every single time. She's tore between Jordan Blake and Mike,
Speaker 1: but she's leaning towards Mike. So Jordan comes into chatting,
Speaker 1: and this is where we see like his full legs
Speaker 1: are chatted, not just but his full legs are chatted.
Speaker 1: I wonder the middle, I know, I wonder, and Matt,
Speaker 1: where does it start? Where does it stop? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I like a good back tattoo on a man.
Speaker 1: You do you like Ben afflex phoenix tattoo on his back?
Speaker 1: See everyone has a phoenix tattoo. His whole back is
Speaker 1: so stupid.
Speaker 2: I just it's just so.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you think you think Anton's got a back tattoo?
Speaker 2: He doesn't have to have shit because he's got it
Speaker 2: all here, got it everywhere else.
Speaker 1: He doesn't even have to have a tattoo on his body.
Speaker 1: Oh my good lord. Okay, so she says she and
Speaker 1: Jordan have a great vibe like friends, but Mike comes
Speaker 1: into chat is She says, the thing that she really
Speaker 1: likes about Mike is he seems super confident, some would
Speaker 1: say over confident, cocky, and she's attracted to his age.
Speaker 1: And then he was He's saying, like, you know, I've
Speaker 1: got this wonderful couch, but it really is like a
Speaker 1: bed and a falls suit there all the time. He goes,
Speaker 1: and she goes, but you have a bed, right, He goes, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've got a king sized bed, a temperpede it. She's
Speaker 1: like me too, I have a temper peedia. Oh this
Speaker 1: is not a flex everybody.
Speaker 2: It's like, I'm not a flex at all.
Speaker 1: It's weird. Okay, I've never asked someone what kind of
Speaker 1: bed do you have? What kind of mattress do you have?
Speaker 2: That's gonna be the deciding factor in our relationship is
Speaker 2: the kind of mattress seat, they're weird.
Speaker 1: But maybe again, maybe this is what they need work.
Speaker 1: So she says, oh my god. Yeah, you know, I
Speaker 1: get in the bed and I get really hot, so
Speaker 1: I'm like, love you don't snuggle with me. And he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: he said you love me right there, and then she
Speaker 1: goes she could see herself being engaged to Mike. Blake
Speaker 1: comes in. Okay, now Blake is the accountant, and she says,
Speaker 1: you know, Blake's been reassuring to her. So they start
Speaker 1: talking about like wedding planning and how god if anybody
Speaker 1: just hears the word wedding, the caterers will jack up
Speaker 1: the price. And they do and they do, and she says,
Speaker 1: I'm going to a wedding in Lake Como, you know,
Speaker 1: in Italy, and she goes, I need a plus one.
Speaker 1: That'll be amazing. You know. I know that the venue
Speaker 1: alone was four hundred thousand dollars. He's like, what, I'd
Speaker 1: love to go and I was like, again, you've got
Speaker 1: rich friends, think about money and everything's about yeah, and
Speaker 1: she goes, but you know, if I go to Lake Como, like,
Speaker 1: while I'm there, I wanted to stop over in London
Speaker 1: and maybe go to the South of France. Would you
Speaker 1: be interested in that? He's like, sure, I mean this
Speaker 1: is all just sure, of course, it's all just say.
Speaker 2: You're paying for it?
Speaker 1: Yeah why not? Yeah? Also, I have a job, but okay,
Speaker 1: I can't go dor taxis and I'm an accountant, right,
Speaker 1: So he says, you know, she, Megan's been great and
Speaker 1: with each conversation I know her better and better. But
Speaker 1: Anna is my top connection. I'm most comfortable with her.
Speaker 1: Anna is our Asian girl that also is vibing with Patrick. Patrick. Okay, now,
Speaker 1: Blake and Anna go in and this is the most
Speaker 1: extravagant thing we've ever seen in the show, this camp thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was cute.
Speaker 1: I liked it. It was very cute. They did like
Speaker 1: some wares and but it was like very extravagant. It
Speaker 1: was yep. Normally they just they get a little they
Speaker 1: get a little easel and like, you know a little bit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this was it was. It was super cute.
Speaker 2: I'm not a camper by any means, but you know,
Speaker 2: I love a theme. And if you're gonna do a theme,
Speaker 2: you got a theme that shit out.
Speaker 1: And they did. They really did, Yeah, they really did.
Speaker 1: And they both talk about like, what kind of kissing
Speaker 1: they like? Do they like making out? Blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: They have a great time on their camping date, and
Speaker 1: she goes, you know, I think I could tell about
Speaker 1: Blake is he's genuine? I'm really torn between Blake and Patrick.
Speaker 1: You know. With Patrick, you know, I think we've come
Speaker 1: to understand that we're both Asian, and I don't. I've
Speaker 1: never dated an Asian person. Neither is he. She goes,
Speaker 1: and I doubt he's got a relationship with anybody else
Speaker 1: like he's got with me. Well, here goes Patrick and Casey. Okay,
Speaker 1: now we remember what Patrick looks like. Let's go back
Speaker 1: over to Casey. Casey is a real Tan, y'all real Tan? Yes?
Speaker 1: Is that Casey? Nope? That's Ky close and this is Casey. Okay.
Speaker 1: He says, I like Casey. Man, she's sick.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 1: It's like, all right, bruh, all right, he's really at
Speaker 1: that bruh like almost like he's from California. He's really
Speaker 1: bruh like like yeah, like dude, yeah yeah. He says.
Speaker 1: They have great chemistry. And they're sitting there talking and
Speaker 1: she says, how do you think how important is attraction? Like,
Speaker 1: because we're in this thing where you don't know, and
Speaker 1: he goes, in the past, I think it's been very important,
Speaker 1: and she talks about her parents and she says, my
Speaker 1: stepdad's like, how's this going to work? Like attraction is
Speaker 1: important and if you don't know if you're attracted to them,
Speaker 1: and he goes, yeah, to me, I wanted to do
Speaker 1: this because when I was younger, I had an insecurity
Speaker 1: because I felt I wasn't accepted because of my ethnicity.
Speaker 1: And she was, do you want to share it? Now?
Speaker 1: Here's why. I think they're not supposed to do that.
Speaker 1: I don't think they are either married. It was a
Speaker 1: lot of over I mean maybe they have expanded the
Speaker 1: rules and we may just don't know about it. Because
Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, they're not supposed to do that.
Speaker 2: I felt like like a cattle till like I'm telling
Speaker 2: they're not supposed to be They're in here telling like
Speaker 2: about their ethnicities and all of this kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: But but he says, he's like, should I share it?
Speaker 1: Am I like, am I supposed to share it? And
Speaker 1: she goes she goes, yeah, you could share it, and
Speaker 1: he goes h. She says, why are you so hesitant.
Speaker 1: He goes, I'm worried I'll be judged for it. And
Speaker 1: she goes, oh, okay, well don't worry about it, and
Speaker 1: he goes, no, I'll tell you. But he hymns and
Speaker 1: hawes for like a solid five minutes.
Speaker 2: It made me uncomfortable too about you. It made me uncomfortable,
Speaker 2: like why are you ashamed to say what ethnicity you are?
Speaker 1: I know, but we don't know what his what his
Speaker 1: experience is being in an all white community.
Speaker 2: And he's I get it, Yeah, I get it, but
Speaker 2: I mean, what if they choose each other, She's going.
Speaker 1: To see you what? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was like it was It was very very
Speaker 2: uncomfortable to me. I was like, you're say, you're Asian,
Speaker 2: Like why why are you so?
Speaker 1: And I get it.
Speaker 2: You know where we live is predominantly white, and I
Speaker 2: mean I had issues in high school, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean. It was always oh, you're so pretty for
Speaker 2: a black girl, right, or you're so pretty.
Speaker 1: For a dark skinned black girl. I'm like, that's not
Speaker 1: a compliment to me. So I get what he's saying.
Speaker 2: And then you do see all the blondes and you're like, Okay,
Speaker 2: that's what I'm supposed to look like, that's what I'm
Speaker 2: supposed to look up.
Speaker 1: But god, damn about it. Tell me you hit thirty,
Speaker 1: you should be over that shit. Yeah that's all I
Speaker 1: see it.
Speaker 2: But he's not over.
Speaker 1: He's got a major insecurity about it, he really does.
Speaker 1: And I'm glad he's able to talk about it, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And he says, well, I'm half Chinese half Cambodian. And
Speaker 1: he says, if you ever dated an Asia guy? And
Speaker 1: she says no, and then she goes, you know, I'm
Speaker 1: really sorry that you feel that insecurity about telling people that, yeah,
Speaker 1: And he says, yeah, it hurts because people will be like,
Speaker 1: you're good looking for an Asian guy. Or I would
Speaker 1: start to date somebody and they'd be like, but you're
Speaker 1: dating that guy's Asian. And he goes, you know, I'm
Speaker 1: literally a Colorado bro like, you know, hiking and skiing
Speaker 1: like I'm a Colorado bro. And she goes, Okay, she said,
Speaker 1: this doesn't change anything for me at all. And she says,
Speaker 1: you know, if we were to go further, I'll just
Speaker 1: tell you my whole family is very accepting because we
Speaker 1: know they're Mormon, so you don't know like, what you know, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: no shade to Mormons. But she says, you know, my
Speaker 1: whole family's very accepting. My one brother only days Asian girls.
Speaker 1: My other brother's girlfriend is half black, and my other
Speaker 1: brother's girlfriend is from Mexico. She goes, so we just
Speaker 1: go off people's hearts and connections. Nobody's ever thought anything
Speaker 1: about this. And you know, my family would love to
Speaker 1: see me dating an Asian guy. They're so sick of
Speaker 1: me dating these white guys, these fuck boys. Then she
Speaker 1: goes on to explain that her last boyfriend she on
Speaker 1: TikTok like she was a fan, and then he followed
Speaker 1: her back. What was that about? I don't know. It
Speaker 1: was really really weird, and I was kind of like, what,
Speaker 1: so it sounded like she was a.
Speaker 2: Fan reached out to him.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm. Something happened and they dated and it wasn't good.
Speaker 1: It wasn't good.
Speaker 2: But I didn't even know people date it.
Speaker 1: I didn't know people dated off TikTok. I didn't either,
Speaker 1: She says, I followed him. I realized he was following
Speaker 1: me back, and so I was like, is there a
Speaker 1: TikTok date? Whatever? I guess she just fought she was
Speaker 1: a fan of somebody, and then he followed her back
Speaker 1: and then they started dating. Interesting. Okay, okay, all right.
Speaker 1: Now Patrick meets with Anna and they're being very funny.
Speaker 1: She's like, oh, you look, I'm Patrick. I'm a bro.
Speaker 1: I like to go hiking Proro. She did a good
Speaker 1: imitation of them. Yeah, and she tells him. She says,
Speaker 1: you know, my parents don't know why I'm here, and
Speaker 1: I'm very concerned that my mom is worried about me.
Speaker 1: Like I was like, I'm going away for x abound
Speaker 1: of weeks and I can't have my phone, and then
Speaker 1: I'm just going to be on the TV show, Like
Speaker 1: I don't know what my mother's going to think. So
Speaker 1: I think this sort of plays into now what happens later.
Speaker 1: But she says, you know, my mom and I in
Speaker 1: the past have had some problems. We've had some distance,
Speaker 1: but since we've gotten older, we've gotten closer because I've
Speaker 1: started to see my mother as just like a girl
Speaker 1: that has problems like anybody else. I've started to see
Speaker 1: her as just like a human right and not like
Speaker 1: this overbearing mom. But you know, my mother simply cannot
Speaker 1: comprehend why I would disagree with her. She says, but
Speaker 1: it's a cultural thing, and he's saying, like he really understands,
Speaker 1: and they're both talking about culturally in life, they want
Speaker 1: to be sure that they take care of their parents,
Speaker 1: and he says, yeah, when I get older, I'd want
Speaker 1: my parents to like, you know, live right now, store
Speaker 1: or whatever. And they discuss how normally they have never
Speaker 1: dated other people that are Asian and you know, not
Speaker 1: what they've been attracted to for whatever reason, but they're
Speaker 1: actually felt very attracted to each other. And he goes,
Speaker 1: do you think it's like a friendship vibe? And she
Speaker 1: goes no, and he goes, I agree, I feel like
Speaker 1: it's like a different thing, and he goes, Anna, you
Speaker 1: might just be my person, like we might be really compatible.
Speaker 1: She goes, I'm very pain She's like, what am I doing?
Speaker 1: They haven't bonded over anything other than being Asian.
Speaker 2: I've not heard them talk about anything else but like
Speaker 2: their culture right right, So I think they're mistaken bonding
Speaker 2: and attraction with similarities that are just based on their cultures.
Speaker 1: She's a hair solce. I's trying to remember what she does.
Speaker 2: I wonder if they all work for that.
Speaker 1: One girl's that would be hilarious, that'd be awkward in
Speaker 1: this line, like the three married and two didn't. And
Speaker 1: so they talk about their upbringing and he explains that
Speaker 1: he's half Chinese Cambodian, and.
Speaker 2: She's like, oh my god, that's so hot, says she
Speaker 2: loses her mind, like oh my god, like that's the
Speaker 2: sexiest thing I've ever heard of.
Speaker 1: What And he goes, what are you and she goes,
Speaker 1: I'm Chinese. He's like, oh my god, that's so hot.
Speaker 1: And she's like, I can't believe She's like I can't
Speaker 1: believe it, Like maybe my husband's on the other side
Speaker 1: of the wall. He's all like so worked up that
Speaker 1: he is having to like have a moment in the
Speaker 1: interior room alone, like he's having a moment. And I
Speaker 1: don't think if he saw her he would be attracted
Speaker 1: to her at all. Really, I think vice versa, she
Speaker 1: wouldn't be attracted to him, so together they wouldn't be
Speaker 1: attracted to one another.
Speaker 2: This is just they have found something that they are
Speaker 2: not able to talk about with anyone else, even in
Speaker 2: like their real lives.
Speaker 1: This is a friendship at most.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think it's any if they were talking
Speaker 2: about other things. So maybe they were. They just you know,
Speaker 2: didn't show us that part everything that they've seen us.
Speaker 2: It's just like we are bonding over culture. We know
Speaker 2: no one else who is of the same culture. Let's
Speaker 2: hang out, but I haven't seen like I mean, they're
Speaker 2: losing their minds right now, figure out what each other's.
Speaker 1: But that's really Yeah, he's all worked up, but he's
Speaker 1: a guy. It's hot. She's like, it's hot. Say hot,
Speaker 1: and then she says, don't hurt me, dude, and he says,
Speaker 1: I won't. Joe goes in and proposed this to Madison. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: Madison and Joe Episode two yep. Now back in the
Speaker 1: women's quarters and talks to the girls about her fears
Speaker 1: like she's like, it's just so much just like coming
Speaker 1: out being here, and she goes, I wanted to do
Speaker 1: this show because I felt judged about how I looked.
Speaker 1: But now I'm realizing maybe I'm also shallow. So she's
Speaker 1: saying she would not be attracted to Patrick because she's
Speaker 1: never been attracted to Asian guys.
Speaker 2: Well, well, on the flip side of that, it doesn't
Speaker 2: sound like there's a lot of Asian guys or I mean,
Speaker 2: this may be the first fucking Asian guy she's ever
Speaker 2: seen in her life. The way they make it sound
Speaker 2: like that, you know, so it's I it wouldn't work.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, but it's but it's interesting that
Speaker 1: she says, you know, coming into this, I felt like
Speaker 1: people were judging me for how I look. But now
Speaker 1: what I realize is maybe I'm shallow and I need
Speaker 1: to know what someone looks like. You know. Yeah, mm hmm.
Speaker 1: I'm glad she figured that out about herself. And Blake
Speaker 1: the accountant. Blake feels very safe to me. But I'm
Speaker 1: like super giddy and comfortable when I'm with Patrick. And
Speaker 1: then she's crying and she says, I'm just realizing a
Speaker 1: lot and feeling a lot of things I haven't felt before,
Speaker 1: and she's very upset. In the men's quarters, Patrick is
Speaker 1: talking about how he can tell Anna is really ready.
Speaker 1: He can feel it, like he's feeling great about the situation,
Speaker 1: and he thinks Anna is the one he wants to
Speaker 1: propose to. So okay, he goes into the pods, He
Speaker 1: goes in, goes in, you think she's going to be there,
Speaker 1: and he goes, Hello, Anna, Hello, Nothing, Hello, nothing, Hello, nothing, Anna,
Speaker 1: and she's not there.
Speaker 2: I was shook it.
Speaker 1: Now, we have never seen this on this show where
Speaker 1: somebody just doesn't show up to the pods, and this
Speaker 1: want to happen, and it's going to happen again. It
Speaker 1: happens two times in this episode. No, not on this episode,
Speaker 1: it happens in the next, the next one. Yes, because
Speaker 1: this is crazy.
Speaker 2: This is the end.
Speaker 1: This is the end of episode two. Okay, okay, okay
Speaker 1: with him going crazy, he's hello, hello, Hello, Hello, And
Speaker 1: at the beginning of the next episode, he walks out
Speaker 1: in the hall and goes, there's nobody in my pod.
Speaker 1: I know, I know this, Like this is things like
Speaker 1: something that a guy would do.
Speaker 2: Yes, girl, girls don't ghosts as much as guys.
Speaker 1: So this was really this is really shocking. And because
Speaker 1: we're not going to get any more information about this
Speaker 1: on episode three, what's the reason? Do you think? She
Speaker 1: really started talking about this stuff with her mom and
Speaker 1: stuff and was like, what is my mom going to
Speaker 1: fucking think when I show up in six weeks. I
Speaker 1: haven't spoken to her in six weeks, and like I'm engaged,
Speaker 1: like I think, and I don't think it has the
Speaker 1: anything with Blake or Patrick or the Asian. I don't
Speaker 1: think the Asian is situation. I don't think it has
Speaker 1: anything to do with that. I think she just started
Speaker 1: thinking about like what am I doing? Girl? You traum
Speaker 1: to find your man, that's what you're doing. I know.
Speaker 2: Now you're fucked up.
Speaker 1: I know. So it was Blake that she liked, and
Speaker 1: Patrick she liked, and they both really liked her.
Speaker 2: So she had choices.
Speaker 1: M hm, she had options. Yeah, and she fucking left.
Speaker 2: But wait a minute, we don't know that she has left.
Speaker 2: I assume she didn't show up to this date m
Speaker 2: hm because she had picked Blake.
Speaker 1: Oh that's what you assumed.
Speaker 2: That's what I assumed.
Speaker 1: Oh okay. I assumed that she just got freaked out
Speaker 1: that this engagement was looming, and she's like, this was
Speaker 1: really fun, but I can't actually get engaged to somebody
Speaker 1: like this will not fly with my family.
Speaker 2: No. I totally thought, Okay, she has ghosted this guy.
Speaker 2: She has chosen Blake.
Speaker 1: Hmm. Okay, well we'll see. So, guys, this is Love
Speaker 1: is Blind Denver season nine, episodes one and two, and
Speaker 1: we will be coming back at you with episodes three
Speaker 1: and four and then five, and six, and we're gonna
Speaker 1: try to get him out out to you by October first.
Speaker 1: That's the goal. If the voice stands up, that's what
Speaker 1: we're gonna do. That's what we're gonna do. Okay, because
Speaker 1: when we're recording this, it's only a oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's September twenty third, it's the rapture. But we're fine.
Speaker 1: They're totally fine. We're fine. Guys, they got that, they
Speaker 1: got that date wrong. Okay, everybody, make sure you are
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