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Speaker 4: Oh my god, I didn't know that was Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, mommy, I'm sorry, my god, my god.
Speaker 2: Geez, you aren't put your phone away. This is Laura
Speaker 2: Cane after Dark that you so much for tune again.
Speaker 2: I'm Laura Kane. This is Eric Rimmer. Puts your freaking
Speaker 2: phone down right now.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I have a very severe fear of holes,
Speaker 1: tight patterned holes.
Speaker 2: And Eric was like, oh, look at my new furniture.
Speaker 1: I got bloop bloop boop boop, and then bam a
Speaker 1: picture of holes. Yes, we are on wigs tonight. Is
Speaker 1: Eric Rimmer, by the way, and we have producer Brian
Speaker 1: over here.
Speaker 2: He produced.
Speaker 4: Producer Brian is not in a wig, No, he's not.
Speaker 1: He this wig is really how Oh we're gonna play
Speaker 1: what Your Price?
Speaker 2: A little later on. I'm gonna write this one down
Speaker 2: because I want to see what he would.
Speaker 1: I know you would do it for free. Probably what
Speaker 1: we'll just do, I'll just do a precursor, all right.
Speaker 1: What's your price for me to apply a full face
Speaker 1: of makeup and a wig to you for fun?
Speaker 2: What would you? What's your price? Anything?
Speaker 5: Do I have to do some kind of take it
Speaker 5: off right after? Or do I have to do something?
Speaker 2: Or you actually have.
Speaker 1: To be seen by the public quickly, like i'd take
Speaker 1: you to McDonald's or something like that, right, yes, nothing,
Speaker 1: nothing major, but i'd have you'd have to painstakingly sit
Speaker 1: there while I do your makeup and your lashes and
Speaker 1: put on the wig. You'd have to obviously put on
Speaker 1: a little outfit. What's your price?
Speaker 2: I've done this? I think I've done this to you.
Speaker 2: You have any time.
Speaker 5: I mean it's probably five hundred bucks.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't do it for one hundred dollars.
Speaker 5: That's not even worth my time.
Speaker 1: Oh that's true time time, all right, five hundred bucks. Anyway,
Speaker 1: we're gonna play what's your price?
Speaker 2: Coming up? And uh so, guess what's happening on Friday
Speaker 2: night at my house my roommate, Well, poker night.
Speaker 5: How did you know, intuition, what's happening?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Because you saw like a list.
Speaker 5: No, oh, there's just a poker setting right there.
Speaker 1: Oh see how into how intune you are to things?
Speaker 5: I was manifesting.
Speaker 1: So we're having a Halloween slash birthday slash poker party
Speaker 1: here at my house tomorrow night.
Speaker 2: And it's going to be a costume party.
Speaker 1: And that's hence all the decorations with the spiders and
Speaker 1: the webs and everything. But we're not done decorating yet.
Speaker 1: In fact, Antonio, who's most of his friends, most of
Speaker 1: his friends are coming for the poker. It's like a
Speaker 1: forty dollars buy in, you win actual money, and then
Speaker 1: like all the food's provided and drink and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: So it's going to be fun. But like it is
Speaker 2: also Marie's birthday.
Speaker 1: The following week or the right before Halloween, so it's
Speaker 1: to be like her birthday party.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be fun.
Speaker 4: Did you want me to pop out of cake or something?
Speaker 1: No, but listen to what Antonio wants to do. He
Speaker 1: wants to take the couch and put the couch on
Speaker 1: palettes so people can sit on the couch and will
Speaker 1: look down at the game.
Speaker 5: I think you guys did that last time, didn't you?
Speaker 2: Yes, But like.
Speaker 5: I guess, but it's a little.
Speaker 2: Trash, it is, I know.
Speaker 1: I mean, can is there anything else that can raise
Speaker 1: a couch besides a palette?
Speaker 5: Sure?
Speaker 2: Like bricks?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 2: Well, no, I don't bricks on.
Speaker 3: The flower doesn't all bricks.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: That's what we're wearing wigs because we're trying to we're
Speaker 1: getting in the spirit because next show, our live show
Speaker 1: on Monday, Brian producer Brian has something I'm saying sinister
Speaker 1: cooked up. Maybe now I know you're not supposed to
Speaker 1: or you're not gonna tell us what it is because
Speaker 1: it's a surprise, it's a Halloween surprise. But this has
Speaker 1: something that could it could go wrong, right, Is there
Speaker 1: a chance that things could go south and be bad
Speaker 1: for me?
Speaker 5: Yeah? It could rufe but you could fix it, though.
Speaker 1: What I need the assistance of a professional, like an exorcist.
Speaker 5: I don't think so. I don't think it's that bad.
Speaker 5: Let me just please just give us Like, let me say,
Speaker 5: for the past week, I have been I have been
Speaker 5: going through what you will go through.
Speaker 2: Oh every day?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is this something you purchased? Yeah? Oh boy, can you
Speaker 2: tell us where you go? You know what?
Speaker 4: And he said that you're gonna hate it more than me, which.
Speaker 5: I'll I'll say, is it's an antiquity.
Speaker 2: Ew those kind of freaked me out a little bit.
Speaker 5: What what do you think that means?
Speaker 2: Like it's old?
Speaker 1: Ye, like an old like artifact kind of thing that
Speaker 1: might have some like something attached to it.
Speaker 5: It's not that crazy, Okay, but you might hate it.
Speaker 2: We'll see, well and he won't.
Speaker 5: I don't know. Well, you're a sensitive so.
Speaker 2: I am thank you for acknowledging that.
Speaker 5: I mean, you're sensitive.
Speaker 2: Oh, I know a sensitive.
Speaker 4: I think.
Speaker 5: I don't know, because God, I don't want to give
Speaker 5: too much.
Speaker 2: Away, so you I'm not going to know what this is.
Speaker 2: I mean, have I ever seen this? Has it?
Speaker 5: You could guess it though?
Speaker 2: All right, it is, okay, it is.
Speaker 5: It is a trope of horror, and you were going
Speaker 5: to see first hand. You're going to see firsthand what
Speaker 5: it's all about. I've seen firsthand what's all about.
Speaker 1: This reminds me of this documentary I just watched about
Speaker 1: this guy that would put on you take off the wig.
Speaker 1: It's like all the hair is coming out. Take it off.
Speaker 1: It's just an even it's absolutely horrific. Right now, you
Speaker 1: look like a nightmare.
Speaker 2: It looks like.
Speaker 1: Somebody who's doing the Walk of shame the next morning. Well,
Speaker 1: now I totally lost my train. Oh documentary, it's about
Speaker 1: this guy that put on like a real guy that
Speaker 1: put on the extreme most extreme haunted house experience ever.
Speaker 5: Oh something.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, because these people who.
Speaker 1: It was like they would poop their pants, they'd throw walk,
Speaker 1: they'd have to eat like cockroaches and thrown vomit.
Speaker 2: Like he'd keep pushing and pushing and pushing and pushing.
Speaker 5: They were waterboarding people.
Speaker 1: They were Yes, it was like torture, but these people
Speaker 1: agreed to it because a lot of them wanted.
Speaker 2: More followers or a cool ticket. Yes, I forgot, what
Speaker 2: was it?
Speaker 5: Well, it was a challenge. You you bought in, and
Speaker 5: you bought.
Speaker 2: In and then you had to sign this giant.
Speaker 5: Like waiver like ten grand and then I guess I forgot.
Speaker 2: I'll find out for you though, I guess.
Speaker 5: A guy actually completed it and they did some legal
Speaker 5: They're like, oh, no, we're disqualifying you because of medical
Speaker 5: reasons or something. After he had gone to the end,
Speaker 5: so that it got eventually got shut down. They made
Speaker 5: up I think they got suit or something. Yeah, it
Speaker 5: was super unsafe. It wasn't cool.
Speaker 1: A bunch of the people that went through it, look
Speaker 1: up McKinney manor documentary. A bunch of the like women
Speaker 1: who had gone through it, wanted to do it for
Speaker 1: a thrill, wanted to do it for views, wanted to
Speaker 1: do it for you know, a following, And they're like,
Speaker 1: you know, we knew it was going to be scary,
Speaker 1: but we just signed away.
Speaker 2: We were super excited for.
Speaker 1: The chance, you know, and the exposure and I'm not
Speaker 1: scared of anything, but like it would show them because
Speaker 1: they filmed the entire thing, and uh they were just
Speaker 1: like in tears and snot my other nose and like
Speaker 1: bleeding like it was horrible.
Speaker 5: There are toned down versions of the Mastery much cooler
Speaker 5: the monster inside.
Speaker 2: And this guy that was was like getting off on
Speaker 2: how far he could push it, push it, push it,
Speaker 2: push it, push it.
Speaker 5: He was I'm sure he was a psychopath.
Speaker 1: Oh, he definitely, most definitely was. I tried to watch
Speaker 1: that thing about Vince bink Man. Did you see that,
Speaker 1: like that series like you don't even care because it's
Speaker 1: about wrestling, But uh, I don't care about wrestling either.
Speaker 5: All right, well we all I'll say in conclusion for
Speaker 5: the Halloween thing is it's kind of been. I have
Speaker 5: been testing this before I give it to you to
Speaker 5: make sure it's not actually harmful. I have found. Let
Speaker 5: me put it this way, if it's one of those
Speaker 5: things that if we both spend nine in the Haunted
Speaker 5: House and you would be like jumping in every creek
Speaker 5: and you'd be like, this place is deaf. I feel
Speaker 5: it's off, and I'd be like, no, you don't, you
Speaker 5: don't feel anything. I guess I'm at the point where
Speaker 5: there was definitely a weird noise the night, and I went, oh,
Speaker 5: that is interesting, but it's probably nothing. That's that. That
Speaker 5: was strange. That was that was a little bit too
Speaker 5: much of a coincidence. But it could be nothing. It's
Speaker 5: probably nothing.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Are you have you are you continuing to use it
Speaker 1: or did you stop the experiment?
Speaker 5: It's an ongoing experiment.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Okay, so this is happening on our live show Monday,
Speaker 1: our Halloween show, which is on The.
Speaker 2: Sister twenty eighth.
Speaker 5: All I'll say is that I am not experiencing any
Speaker 5: negative effects currently from said experiment.
Speaker 1: Okay, but knowing me, I will Yeah, sure, no it
Speaker 1: won't because I am sensitive to these kind of.
Speaker 2: Shut up.
Speaker 1: Okay, So we were gonna play this. We're gonna get
Speaker 1: to what your price because we love the game.
Speaker 5: All right.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 5: Actually I'll say one more thing. Oh you thought the
Speaker 5: board made your house haunted, this will be ten times worse.
Speaker 5: Oh ten times probably.
Speaker 1: Because uh it's Hester showed up after the Ouiji board experience.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen her lately.
Speaker 5: I attempted to haunt my house and it was unsuccessful.
Speaker 5: But we'll see if maybe your house will be haunted.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, you just said something though, that you experienced
Speaker 1: something that you were like a little bit like, wow,
Speaker 1: that's a little odd.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I can also attribute that to a lot
Speaker 5: of other things. The timing was just really interesting.
Speaker 2: For you to say that scares me.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it shouldn't, because I was just like, oh,
Speaker 5: that's interesting, but it's not.
Speaker 2: Are you going to come in like you did with
Speaker 2: the Ouiji board with like weird like candles?
Speaker 1: Like? All right, we do have to dress up though?
Speaker 1: Would do I have to provide your costume again?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I.
Speaker 5: Will be dressing up as a priest because I feel
Speaker 5: like it's appropriate for what I'm bringing in.
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh that's cute. I like that.
Speaker 5: If I still have the preuss in my arsenal, I
Speaker 5: might have something Okay, good, because I'm I don't know why.
Speaker 5: I don't understand this man. The first year that I
Speaker 5: was here, he was all dressed up and he was
Speaker 5: so pumped about it, And then every year after that,
Speaker 5: all of a sudden he was pretending to hate Halloween.
Speaker 2: What happened to you? What happened to you?
Speaker 1: Eric?
Speaker 4: You don't I do I love scary movies, but I
Speaker 4: don't like Halloween.
Speaker 5: Well, dress up is something from a scary movie. It's
Speaker 5: a scary movie day in, not Halloween.
Speaker 2: Chucky, your favorite little guy.
Speaker 4: I'll figure something.
Speaker 1: Okay, difficult, All right, this is gonna be quick and
Speaker 1: we're gonna this is called the Name the same time game. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna give a topic and at the same
Speaker 1: time to see if we all like our gelling, if
Speaker 1: our minds meld, and if we come up with the
Speaker 1: same answer.
Speaker 2: Okay, at the same time.
Speaker 5: Got it?
Speaker 2: Here we go. Name a day of the week, Saturday,
Speaker 2: Brian and I.
Speaker 1: Worst day of the week, best day of the week,
Speaker 1: it's podcast day's it is a workday.
Speaker 2: Name alone goal sports team?
Speaker 5: You said the goals.
Speaker 2: That's the first thing that came to my head. I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 5: Back to Los Angeles and be with your precious Dodge.
Speaker 2: Oh stop it. Name uh fruit?
Speaker 5: Apple apples?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 5: I love apples too?
Speaker 2: Green or red?
Speaker 5: Red Fiji apples?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they have to be crispy though if they're
Speaker 2: like that, Moshi.
Speaker 5: I can't all Name a tool ham hammer driver?
Speaker 2: Okay. Name a condiment to put on a hamburger, mustard.
Speaker 5: Uh, some sort of sauce like cane sauce, Chick fil
Speaker 5: A sauce in and out sauce.
Speaker 2: Dude, that's fancy.
Speaker 5: No, that's just what. That's what goes on a good burger.
Speaker 2: The dog is going. Okay, now listen.
Speaker 4: Maybe Hester's back.
Speaker 1: I know you're cooking up something here and I'm not
Speaker 1: liking it. I'm feeling some strange vibes, you know I have.
Speaker 5: There's another name I'll give you neck on our actual
Speaker 5: Halloween podcast that you may counter. It's there's a name
Speaker 5: like we found out Hester. You'll learn a new name
Speaker 5: of an entity, maybe.
Speaker 1: Holy Mother of God. Name a type of nut, peanut,
Speaker 1: peanut you can't say. No, name a Kardashian.
Speaker 5: Name.
Speaker 2: A topping on a pizza.
Speaker 5: No, pineapple, pineapple is delicious on pizza.
Speaker 2: Now, you're a pineapple person, pineapple pizza person.
Speaker 5: I'll be the first to admit it looks gross, it
Speaker 5: tastes gross. No, it's actually really a delicious.
Speaker 2: You have a pizza.
Speaker 5: Don't have you ever tried pineapple on pizza, because if
Speaker 5: you get like high quality pineapple, it's actually really good.
Speaker 5: I'll die by that. Okay, Okay, No, it's it's not
Speaker 5: like the best, but it's actually really good.
Speaker 2: Name uh sex position.
Speaker 5: Pineapple.
Speaker 1: Oh that is not a well, Hi missionary, there you go.
Speaker 1: Name uh planet in our solar system, of course. Name
Speaker 1: a city in Texas Austin.
Speaker 5: Actually there is a city called Brian, Texas.
Speaker 2: With a y.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no way, yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1: Every time I put our videos for the captioning thing,
Speaker 1: it always spells your name with an eye and it
Speaker 1: makes me so mad.
Speaker 2: I know, I know you must be.
Speaker 5: It is the better spelling, though. It's way cooler looking
Speaker 5: than with an eye.
Speaker 2: You're with the y.
Speaker 5: Oh, for sure, why is way better?
Speaker 2: For sure? Name a holiday Christmas, Halloween name. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: do now, just use you guys. Name a dog breed Syriner.
Speaker 2: This is not going as well. Name a streaming service
Speaker 2: a You're not playing Netflix. Name a reality TV show House.
Speaker 5: Of Beverly Hills Netflix.
Speaker 1: Name a car brand sugar Nissan. Name a candy bar
Speaker 1: her Snickers. Name a vegetable Snickers potato, Celery, Celery sucks.
Speaker 1: Celery is the worst. Celery is has no flavor of
Speaker 1: the vegetable whatsoever of the vegetables.
Speaker 5: Celery is the tostata scooping chip that you get you
Speaker 5: scoop up salta with because celery is so good with,
Speaker 5: like ranch or peanut butter. It's for scooping. It is
Speaker 5: good with.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you scoop it in your mouth and then throw
Speaker 2: the celery away.
Speaker 5: Is great. It's all water.
Speaker 2: I know it's supposed to be good for you hydration wise.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 5: I love celery.
Speaker 2: Do you do that? You do that? Does your mom
Speaker 2: ever do the snack with the celery? Do I have
Speaker 2: lipstick on my.
Speaker 4: Teeth while you're looking at.
Speaker 1: Yes? Ants on a log with you put this out?
Speaker 1: You a peanut butter in the celery and then they raises.
Speaker 5: I used to make myself peanut butter.
Speaker 2: Used to make your own peanut butter?
Speaker 5: Sorry, no, no, I used to make those for myself.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, it's delicious.
Speaker 2: Name a type of pasta spaghetti?
Speaker 5: Uh? Bow tie? Oh totalini.
Speaker 2: Name a brand of sneakers Converse? Oh you should?
Speaker 5: Oh I know? Uh Nike fans. I didn't wear Converse.
Speaker 2: Name a famous landmark.
Speaker 5: The brand mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Name a cereal brand ed Kember. Name a serial killer
Speaker 2: Cereal brand? Oh name okay?
Speaker 5: Name horror villain, movie villain, Michael Myers, Jigsaw.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm only gonna do one more because this game
Speaker 2: is you're making it dumb and not fun. I don't know,
Speaker 2: but I thought i'd be.
Speaker 5: Much more playing the game exactly. I know, I know,
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 1: Name a type of sandwich, peanut, butter, and jelly.
Speaker 5: Let me think about tuna and pineapple, just to meld,
Speaker 5: mine meld. Okay, let's try my melding. Okay, okay, we're
Speaker 5: gonna mind meld.
Speaker 1: Okay, get zone zone in each other in each other right.
Speaker 1: Name a type of cheese, blue cheese. Oh yeah, not
Speaker 1: even close. Name a famous magician, David copper David Copperfield.
Speaker 5: I was actually gonna say Chris Angel.
Speaker 2: Name a classic rock band.
Speaker 5: Guns and Roses, Oh, rightful dead.
Speaker 2: Name a type of sushi?
Speaker 5: I don't sushi? Yeah, salmon? Oh god, you guys are
Speaker 5: no FUNI okay, why don't you guys do it? See
Speaker 5: if you can mind meld?
Speaker 2: Well, I think I read all these all right, We're
Speaker 2: gonna play what your price now?
Speaker 1: And if you have your powder paper, just put on
Speaker 1: some music so it makes it exciting. This is the
Speaker 1: game where we I give you guys a scenario, and
Speaker 1: you have to tell me what the lowest amount you
Speaker 1: would do this thing for.
Speaker 4: And I'm always the bitch in this because I won't
Speaker 4: do any of it for less than like.
Speaker 2: Like three billion dollars. Kind of looks so much like
Speaker 2: my sister right now.
Speaker 1: It's like crazy Jenny and I look a lot alike,
Speaker 1: but she has this color hair and bangs and I don't.
Speaker 3: And that would be the perfect time to kill somebody.
Speaker 2: Great should What does this look like a wig?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh, I was gonna say it.
Speaker 1: It might be fun to like wear this on a
Speaker 1: first date or something to see if they like me.
Speaker 5: Is that if you can't see the hairline, it's almost always.
Speaker 2: Away, well, even with the bangs.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that's why it looks like because I can
Speaker 5: see your hair. Yeah, well I didn't.
Speaker 2: I did put this on so fast anyway. Okay, what's
Speaker 2: your price.
Speaker 1: To drop your phone in the toilet right now?
Speaker 5: Is there a poop in your toilet right now?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: Is there pe in your toilet?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Five hundred bucks.
Speaker 1: I mean, we're the The implication here is that your
Speaker 1: phone will die.
Speaker 2: I would do it for this much.
Speaker 5: Phones are a waterproof, not always.
Speaker 2: Not my old one. How much you say eight hundred?
Speaker 2: I said fifteen five hundred.
Speaker 5: Okay, my phone's waterproof.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: What's your price to hot tub with family members naked?
Speaker 1: All of you, your whole family in a hot tub,
Speaker 1: all of y'all are naked.
Speaker 5: This is weird, Laura.
Speaker 4: It's like fifty dollars google my whole my whole family's dead.
Speaker 2: Oh oh that'd be really bad. Oh so Eric, gosh,
Speaker 2: so way to bring down the room?
Speaker 5: One dollar, one dollar.
Speaker 4: I'll do it for free.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you would, wouldn't you get I assumed it
Speaker 1: would be like, well, not all of them anyway. Okay, okay.
Speaker 1: What's your price to be frozen and then revived one
Speaker 1: years later?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: Oh gosh, like what frozen right now? Or do I
Speaker 5: get to live life first?
Speaker 2: You get to live life first?
Speaker 1: Let's do that, Like you get to live until like,
Speaker 1: let's just say seventy all right, and then no, how
Speaker 1: about sixty five because then you still kind of have
Speaker 1: some little bit of energy left for when you do
Speaker 1: wake up one hundred years from now, but who knows,
Speaker 1: and one hundred years they could make you young again.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say well, you know what. Okay, what's your price?
Speaker 4: A million?
Speaker 2: I said ten?
Speaker 5: Tall, you are now here, I said a million, because here,
Speaker 5: I would do it for free, but sixty five is
Speaker 5: pretty young. I'm missing out a lot of time with family.
Speaker 2: It's show.
Speaker 5: I want them to have a million dollars set them
Speaker 5: up since I'm leaving early. Oh my gosh's how otherwise
Speaker 5: I do it for free?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Okay, what's your price to I don't know if we've
Speaker 1: done this one before, but to use somebody else's toothbrush
Speaker 1: for one month and it's just a random person, it's
Speaker 1: not a family. There's toothbrush for one whole month.
Speaker 5: Are we be using at the same time or do
Speaker 5: we like switch where I get their toothbrush for a
Speaker 5: month and I'm the only one using it.
Speaker 1: Eric, Okay, in any scenario, this is ridiculous.
Speaker 2: One million dollar. It's not that big deal.
Speaker 4: Do you know I have a thing with teeth?
Speaker 5: Oh, that's right, somebody had or something.
Speaker 3: I would No, it's not contagious, or somebody's teeth were
Speaker 3: falling out, I would.
Speaker 5: Fife said a thousand. It's not contagious. Wrong, it's just
Speaker 5: moderately unsanitario, rinse you fine?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 4: They had trickamas or something.
Speaker 2: What is it? I don't know. I don't like the
Speaker 2: sound of it.
Speaker 5: No contagious teeth diseases that I know of.
Speaker 2: What is your price to allow at the same time
Speaker 2: five people to puke on you?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Five? Okay? What's your price?
Speaker 5: Two grand? Oh?
Speaker 2: My god?
Speaker 5: Really I feel like I could. I feel like for
Speaker 5: two grand I could do it.
Speaker 1: Whoa what did you say up on the I said
Speaker 1: eight million? No way, hell no, you know, yeah.
Speaker 5: It would be gross. But you just go like, no,
Speaker 5: it's not your face. You go jump in the shower,
Speaker 5: you get two grand.
Speaker 2: It's the mental, it's a PTSD, it's the experience, it's
Speaker 2: all the things.
Speaker 5: If I offered you two grand right now, you'd do it.
Speaker 1: No, I would not, I absolutely, you know me. I
Speaker 1: have an irrational fear of Yeah.
Speaker 5: But if I had two grand in cash, I said,
Speaker 5: hold this, Laura, nold it.
Speaker 1: Nope, no, nope, no way, no freaking way. I guarantee
Speaker 1: it ten grand now, not even no.
Speaker 2: You would nope, nope, nope no.
Speaker 5: Ten grand could change your life.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: What's your price to play a game of strip poker
Speaker 1: with your parents, if they were alive.
Speaker 5: I ran out of paper. Oh oh, and if they
Speaker 5: were alive. Amount of money, well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if your if your parents, just say your parents
Speaker 1: were with us, and just say my dad was with
Speaker 1: us and my mom is with us. But to play
Speaker 1: a game of strip poker with your parents, name your
Speaker 1: price infinite amount of one billion.
Speaker 2: I do it for twenty five hundred.
Speaker 5: Wow. Wait, wait, wait, I don't even care. I mean, okay,
Speaker 5: so family so legs on you is eight million? Yes,
Speaker 5: getting naked in front of your entire family.
Speaker 4: Your dad would see your vagina, I don't care. Oh
Speaker 4: my god.
Speaker 1: I mean he's not gonna come on. The thing is
Speaker 1: seeing them. It might be a little disturbing.
Speaker 4: That may be a little low.
Speaker 5: Though.
Speaker 2: It might be a little disturbing to witness them.
Speaker 5: At least ten come all right, all right, I'll.
Speaker 2: Move it up to tech.
Speaker 6: God, she's like two dollars and fifty Oh my god,
Speaker 6: what's your price to sing the national anthem acapella at
Speaker 6: a professional sporting event?
Speaker 5: Ten grand?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, okay, al r, I'm gonna make it
Speaker 1: even worse. What's your price seeing the national anthem acappella
Speaker 1: at the last Potterys game, which was or record attendance.
Speaker 5: Ten grand, eighty fifteen.
Speaker 1: I'm going fifty thousand because that is a the people
Speaker 1: with their phones and recording it. It's gonna be all
Speaker 1: over the internet. It's super embarrassing. It's gonna be horrible.
Speaker 1: People are gonna boo fifty thousand?
Speaker 2: What did you? What does it say?
Speaker 4: What does it say there is no dollar amount?
Speaker 2: Oh really? Or that they're okay really? Oh yeah you
Speaker 2: well you had the singing teacher in and he didn't
Speaker 2: even sing. He he like spoke.
Speaker 4: I can't sing.
Speaker 1: What's your price to lick the nose of the person
Speaker 1: on your right? So that so Brian would have to
Speaker 1: lick my.
Speaker 5: Nos fifteen hundred?
Speaker 2: Come on, get real.
Speaker 5: Fifteen hundred.
Speaker 2: You'd have to lick Brian's now, let's nose.
Speaker 4: For twenty five dollars. Say my tongue, right nostril, lick
Speaker 4: the tip of my nose for.
Speaker 2: Fifteen hundred dollars.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I could use fifteen hundred bucks. What about four
Speaker 5: twenty five bucks?
Speaker 2: What about one hundred?
Speaker 5: Make it five?
Speaker 2: What? What about Eric's nose?
Speaker 5: Five hundred?
Speaker 1: Okay, it's not at least it's at least it's it's fair.
Speaker 5: It's just like for like to be convinced or you know,
Speaker 5: bought to do anything. There's just a minimum dollar amount.
Speaker 5: If you're gonna be giving me money to get me
Speaker 5: to do something.
Speaker 2: Don't overthink this.
Speaker 5: No, I'm not. I'm just saying, if you like, if
Speaker 5: you're gonna pay me to do.
Speaker 3: My nostrils are totally clean, you to stick your tongue
Speaker 3: up the nose just to lick the top.
Speaker 2: Yeah, ok bucks, dude, you're being ridiculous right now.
Speaker 5: I don't get think of it. If it's a one
Speaker 5: time feet sort of think. I have a minimum retainer,
Speaker 5: a minimum retainer.
Speaker 1: Okay, what's your price to perform a complete strip tease
Speaker 1: for the room? You just the two of us are
Speaker 1: among the three of us. What's your price?
Speaker 5: Five grand? You guys do it for free?
Speaker 2: Dollars? I have five dollars right now. I have a
Speaker 2: five dollar bill. Would you? I want you to be serious.
Speaker 2: You're not being serious then, okay, he's adding more zeros.
Speaker 2: Let me think I do it for ten grand.
Speaker 5: You do it for way less than ten mean, No,
Speaker 5: it's true. I bet for one hundred bucks. I bet
Speaker 5: for like a Chris, But I said, Laura, do like
Speaker 5: a strip. It's just the people in this room. I
Speaker 5: bet you do it for like one hundred, like you would.
Speaker 1: For in front of you and Eric totally naked doing
Speaker 1: like a sex or dance.
Speaker 5: It was just a strip tease.
Speaker 2: A strip tease implies that you're taking off your clothes.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I thought strip teeses don't go like fully nude.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well deja vu or something.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well there's well, I definitely it's not.
Speaker 4: Like each talking Cheetah's strip tease or are you.
Speaker 2: Talking like I'm talking full blown out all everything?
Speaker 5: Oh I bet for like five hundred.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, no, oh my god, there's certain things I
Speaker 4: don't want to see.
Speaker 5: I think the tease is. Yeah, there's no actual newity
Speaker 5: the tees.
Speaker 1: What's your price to gain one hundred pounds that you
Speaker 1: could never lose?
Speaker 5: Oh no, no amount money.
Speaker 1: So I would weigh two hundred and forty five pounds
Speaker 1: that can be like out of.
Speaker 5: Contry, that's what. That's pretty that's pretty I'm five nine,
Speaker 5: that's pretty heavy. Really Yeah, I used to be like
Speaker 5: two undred and fifteen, and I'm like, I'm like twenty
Speaker 5: five pounds lower than that now or more, And I
Speaker 5: can tell the difference on myself, Like, it makes a
Speaker 5: big difference, especially when you get above that.
Speaker 1: Carrying around an extra hundred pounds would be so brutal
Speaker 1: a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what did you say?
Speaker 4: Five hundred trillion?
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, maybe for five hundred sllion they could do that.
Speaker 2: What's your price to sing a song in front of
Speaker 2: everyone here?
Speaker 5: A thousand? Sorry, five hundred? That's my retainer?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I know you wouldn't because you you
Speaker 1: didn't do it when we had to do it.
Speaker 4: I'm opting for Brian, so I want to do a
Speaker 4: five hundred dollars.
Speaker 5: Have some self respect, have a minimum number that you know,
Speaker 5: anything for You're like how much to cross the street?
Speaker 5: Five hundred? You're ruining the game. No, I'm not. This
Speaker 5: is about being smart enough in my time game. I'm not.
Speaker 1: What's your price to repeat the last meal you ate
Speaker 1: for every meal for one month?
Speaker 5: Oh? Wow? What was the last thing I ate?
Speaker 2: Last thing? I eight? Where'd you eat?
Speaker 5: I had to a crazy sandwich. It was really good.
Speaker 1: It's like a month a month straight, that's but not
Speaker 1: for breakfast lunch, disnner thousand? What is the last thing
Speaker 1: you ate, Oh, the egg girls, the tofug girls. What'd
Speaker 1: you put five hundred five thousand? I'm going to say
Speaker 1: a thousand.
Speaker 5: Okay, that's what you gave me, A weird one.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I know, I'm sorry. What's your
Speaker 1: price to have an audy belly button that's three inches long?
Speaker 1: But jill three inches like that? Oh my gosh, I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: I'd say, like.
Speaker 4: Like a national geographic nile.
Speaker 5: No, I'd say I think you have like a you know,
Speaker 5: a stiff stiffy, really.
Speaker 1: Hard I know, really like, oh yeah, anyway, what is
Speaker 1: your price to show up for work on Monday? If
Speaker 1: you went into work? When you do, go into work
Speaker 1: in nothing but a robe, and that's it.
Speaker 5: I feel like I could get away with it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say I'm going to say I do it
Speaker 1: for a thousand, because I think people in my work
Speaker 1: would be like, what are you doing? And I'd be like, oh,
Speaker 1: I just decided to come to work in a row
Speaker 1: because I feel like dressing.
Speaker 4: You practically do that.
Speaker 5: They would just make Eric go two floors up back
Speaker 5: home to change.
Speaker 2: So what's your price?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't even do this in a
Speaker 1: pool to float alone on a raft in a shark
Speaker 1: infested water for twenty four hours.
Speaker 5: Depends on the raft, but I could do that. I
Speaker 5: want five grand. Though.
Speaker 1: I get scared even in floating on something in the
Speaker 1: deep end of a pool. And I blame this on
Speaker 1: my father because he took me to see Jaws when
Speaker 1: I was like seven years old, and that was not okay.
Speaker 1: I can't touch a drain in a pool because I'm
Speaker 1: scared that.
Speaker 5: A shark that was out of it that was me
Speaker 5: I was a kid. Oh my god, is like freaky.
Speaker 2: Really, I have ever seen like a ten foot deep pool.
Speaker 2: Those are the scariest things ever.
Speaker 5: I remember when I was a kid, weread at someone's
Speaker 5: pool and they had like a twelve foot deep end
Speaker 5: and I looked underwater with like goggles and saw deep
Speaker 5: it was. I was traumatized.
Speaker 2: I know five thousand dollars. You see the fins like.
Speaker 5: Going around your raft that doesn't bother Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 1: No, they bump the raft with their nose because they
Speaker 1: smell you.
Speaker 2: No, not more than that.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'll do it for a I'm probably
Speaker 1: maybe a million. Uh what your price to permanently sound
Speaker 1: like you just inhaled helium.
Speaker 5: No, uh, that's that's permanently.
Speaker 2: I know for a man it is. For a woman
Speaker 2: it almost is, but not as bad as a man.
Speaker 5: Now you just then, did you just become an actress?
Speaker 2: I do it for five hundred thousand dollars?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I do it for a trillion, a trillion.
Speaker 5: That's life room, it is life running.
Speaker 1: Okay, one more bill, one more and then we're done,
Speaker 1: all right, And then I gotta eat and I gotta
Speaker 1: take this wig off because I'm sweating bullets. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I don't want this to end. You know why, because
Speaker 1: I don't want Monday to come. Because I'm scared. I'm
Speaker 1: freaking scared of what you're going to do.
Speaker 5: It's not gonna be my environment. It's not gonna be
Speaker 5: that bad. Here's the thing. If all hell breaks loose,
Speaker 5: you can end it really quickly.
Speaker 1: Now, is this gonna.
Speaker 2: Affect Eric in any way?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 2: He won't care or could it, and he just won't
Speaker 2: realize it.
Speaker 4: This is okay, okay, it's not happening at my house,
Speaker 4: so oh I.
Speaker 2: Know it doesn't matter. This is like me as.
Speaker 5: Powerful as your belief in it.
Speaker 2: You believe in scary things. Don't you you believe in ghosts?
Speaker 5: Don't you? Let me put it this way. Wow, After
Speaker 5: about four days of my will to say experiment, I
Speaker 5: went after four days, I went, oh, you know what,
Speaker 5: that's an interesting correlation. Hmmm, spooky connection. And I was like,
Speaker 5: but no, that's stupid. And you know what, nothing happened
Speaker 5: after that. I was like, I'm fine.
Speaker 1: Just the fact that you said that it is freaking
Speaker 1: me out like a hardcore because you wouldn't.
Speaker 5: I don't.
Speaker 2: Normally you would say, oh, nothing, nothing happened at all time, don't.
Speaker 5: I don't trust your ability to detach that or make
Speaker 5: that that judgment call though, so you'll probably think it's
Speaker 5: like the end of the world.
Speaker 1: Finally, what's your price to eat a live roach? And
Speaker 1: I'm not talking a little scattery one. I'm talking like
Speaker 1: the kind you see downtown on the street.
Speaker 5: I gets on like a ranch with the Nope, live roach.
Speaker 1: It's still wiggling and you have to eat it and
Speaker 1: chew it and swallow it.
Speaker 5: For ten grand if I get some ranch.
Speaker 2: No, you don't get anything.
Speaker 1: No fifteen grand to eat a live a roach that's
Speaker 1: like an inch long thing.
Speaker 5: You just got to do it. Just swallow that that
Speaker 5: thing chomping half swallow and then be done with it.
Speaker 2: But I don't think it's gonna be done.
Speaker 1: I think the cockroaches like can live with their head
Speaker 1: cut off or like in your stomach.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they only last a second. You get fifteen grand
Speaker 5: for it.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do it for five hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 5: You guys have never been offered real money. You would
Speaker 5: do it for way less.
Speaker 2: One billion trillion. That's not a spider, it's it's a
Speaker 2: it's a cock.
Speaker 4: I don't like cockroaches either.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 2: Cock just freaked me out.
Speaker 5: That's but that that amount of money is unfathomable. That's
Speaker 5: done for the rest of your life.
Speaker 2: I know he's ridiculous. He's being ridiculous.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's all I want.
Speaker 1: I know, like he but I think he's actually like
Speaker 1: not kidding.
Speaker 2: No, he's not exaggerating. I know.
Speaker 4: Geez.
Speaker 5: All right, once again, your writer has lost the time.
Speaker 2: But look, I bought him food, you did.
Speaker 1: I'm still I'm still doing some of the things on
Speaker 1: his writer even though I never even signed it.
Speaker 4: I love you very much, thank you.
Speaker 1: So all right, we as a precursor to our Halloween show.
Speaker 1: Are there are wigs and we're going to be dressed
Speaker 1: up and something weird is going to happen or not
Speaker 1: at my residence is where we do the podcast. So
Speaker 1: thanks ahead of time, Brian for this fun thing that's
Speaker 1: about to happen that I'm gonna hate and Eric's not
Speaker 1: gonna care about.
Speaker 4: I'm not.
Speaker 2: Is it gonna be spooky?
Speaker 1: And then we'll do fun Halloween stuff after that, or
Speaker 1: maybe before that, because I don't think there's gonna be
Speaker 1: any fun.
Speaker 2: To be out after the spookiness.
Speaker 3: That's right, Oh my god, for sure.
Speaker 2: Anyway, and then you know what.
Speaker 1: Also coming up in a future episode, we have a
Speaker 1: woman named Georgianne Irvine who has been with the zoo
Speaker 1: for many many years and she's written many many books
Speaker 1: about the animals at the zoo.
Speaker 2: So she's gonna be a guest. Clay is coming back on.
Speaker 1: From the Doll Face Friend, yes, and then we might
Speaker 1: have a member of Fits in the Tantrums in.
Speaker 4: To do some nice I can't wait to see Clia.
Speaker 4: I love her, I know.
Speaker 2: So we have a lot of things coming up, plus
Speaker 2: our stand up comedy routine is happening. I'm just not
Speaker 2: sure when. Uh huh.
Speaker 1: And that's it for now. Thank you for tuning in,
Speaker 1: love your show, love your podcast, and love your podcast.
Speaker 4: Love your podcast.
Speaker 5: Love you.
Speaker 2: My sweet baby's a miss you so much. Bay Bye
Speaker 2: bye bye h