Speaker 1: Welcome to the Snarts Egg.
Speaker 2: You're about to get your names glazed by the great
Speaker 2: Chris Ray Gosh, Derek black Bet, and Tom Swee.
Speaker 1: Sit back and prepare for some ship. Sit back and
Speaker 1: prepare for some glazing. Hey, everybody, welcome to the Stark Tank Podcast.
Speaker 1: It's me Chris, It's him Sweeney, It's him Derek. Whoa
Speaker 1: all that damn bird? I was thinking about that. I
Speaker 1: had a nightmare about that bird picking your eyes out?
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's I done. Sneezed anew show's over. I
Speaker 1: probab as myself. I wouldn't record if I sneezed. Goodbye
Speaker 1: every body. And the credits song, oh wait, that's a credit. Uh.
Speaker 1: The intro for Dawson's Creek is that it Dawson's Creek
Speaker 1: is Is that the right song? Stupid? Yeah, Dawson Dawson
Speaker 1: fucking Creek? Stupid. I don't want to wait?
Speaker 3: Could I watched every episode of that show?
Speaker 1: What's crazy? That makes sense to me? It does gonna be?
Speaker 2: You watch Supernatural, you watch other ship team stuff.
Speaker 1: I wonder why do you watch all the Arrow and no?
Speaker 1: Watch what that's surprising?
Speaker 3: No care about Arrow and Donson's Creek wasn't. It wasn't
Speaker 3: on w B.
Speaker 1: I tried it. Starting was on U p N Dawson's Creek.
Speaker 3: It was on U p N with Buffy the Vampire
Speaker 3: Slayer really and and it was and Veronic Kamars and everything.
Speaker 1: Well, hold on, it was on it or I watched
Speaker 1: it on there, Okay, So I watched it, Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: because I've seen Seinfeld on Comedy Central and I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, like that, no sense.
Speaker 3: There's another show called like Project Veronica something like that. Uh,
Speaker 3: there's a lot of shows at that time. There's another
Speaker 3: show where this girl like had a best friend. I forgot.
Speaker 3: It's called something like Crypt Crypt Fighters. Oh god, I
Speaker 3: watched all that ship because I had no control of
Speaker 3: the TV, and like I had a twelve year year
Speaker 3: older sister, so like the TV would be on, I'd
Speaker 3: be watching te be like no you're not, and it's
Speaker 3: changing and I'm like, all right, well, I guess I'm
Speaker 3: watching as I'm watching One Tree Hill.
Speaker 1: Will I watched Charmed Hill the Dog eating the Heart.
Speaker 3: Yea, yeah, that scene. I saw that scene when it
Speaker 3: came out, and I was like.
Speaker 1: Was that One Tree Hill?
Speaker 2: I remember it was one of those things. And then
Speaker 2: there was there was a Seventh Heaven thing too. That
Speaker 2: eleven we were like tripping on something on Seventh.
Speaker 1: Heaven too, oh something like Yeah, there was some crazy Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's all mixed child exploding and like a or something
Speaker 1: because it locked from the inside like ovens do. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I auditioned for One Tree Hill. Actually, did you really? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Actually for like how I was really young. I think
Speaker 1: it was like a kid roll for some reason. I do.
Speaker 1: I do remember this because I just had like they
Speaker 1: were just holding it in this like random place that
Speaker 1: we happened to be and I was like, I didn't
Speaker 1: I didn't set out to do it. It was literally
Speaker 1: just happening. I think they were just looking for people
Speaker 1: like extras or something, is what I would imagine.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I mean that's a very old school stuy you.
Speaker 2: It's very old We need you give the fun over here,
Speaker 2: and then you get over here.
Speaker 1: You've got to face. You got a face that would
Speaker 1: look really good out of focus in the background.
Speaker 3: You got a really good out of focus face, and.
Speaker 1: Pay you in a fucking gift card or whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was like a chilias gift card for five dollars.
Speaker 2: I did that one time I got I did a roll.
Speaker 2: It was a speaking role, and they paid us in.
Speaker 1: A Red Lobster gift cards. Are you serious? Yeah? And
Speaker 1: I'm like all right. I was like, Red Laser is gone.
Speaker 1: Now it is gone. Save that gift card. You would
Speaker 1: have been shipped out a lot.
Speaker 2: I would have been, Yeah, it would have Yeah, that'd
Speaker 2: be crazy to save it.
Speaker 1: Are they gone for real? Now they're like, actually, it's
Speaker 1: no more of them.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure they're They're completely Whereas I'm concerned, I've
Speaker 2: never tried. I never tried looking them up since I
Speaker 2: heard they were like, oh, we're shutting down.
Speaker 3: There's that about the four of them in Maine.
Speaker 1: There's foreign there's probably more than probably.
Speaker 2: I feel like Red Lobster is probably trash.
Speaker 1: In Maine, you know what I mean, either trash or better. No,
Speaker 1: it's probably better.
Speaker 2: But I imagine that the people of Maine probably don't go
Speaker 2: to Red Lobster to get the seafood.
Speaker 3: Like they're not the same better, Like they're not the
Speaker 3: same quality arrest in the country.
Speaker 1: The Red Lobsters are better in Maine.
Speaker 2: But I imagine the main nights of what the mas Mediac
Speaker 2: wouldn't eat it's you know what I mean, Like you
Speaker 2: can go to a burger joint and then.
Speaker 3: You know, Mexicans here still eat fucking Taco Bell all
Speaker 3: the time.
Speaker 1: It's it's Chipotle. They they do eat it, but they don't.
Speaker 1: And let me tell you something, it's way better here.
Speaker 1: It's way better. Taco better. Taco Bell and Chipotle are
Speaker 1: way better here. They are in New York.
Speaker 2: Consider it like Mexican food, but yes, they still eat it,
Speaker 2: like it's different.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 2: But you know, if you're gonna give a play in
Speaker 2: Mexican food and I'm creating Mexican.
Speaker 1: They'd be like why not that? You know?
Speaker 2: But yeah, actually I stay away from Chipotle for probably
Speaker 2: a decade or more because the first time I had
Speaker 2: it was not when I was in New York.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was just happened to be like it was
Speaker 1: on the.
Speaker 2: Tour thing, so like, oh, let's try Chipotle, and it
Speaker 2: was fucking so bad that I'm like, it took.
Speaker 1: Me probably.
Speaker 2: Twenty something, you know, twenty twenty something for me to
Speaker 2: try Chipotle again.
Speaker 1: I never I was like, oh, it's actually not that bad.
Speaker 1: I didn't have Chipotle until I got here same like
Speaker 1: I think it was the.
Speaker 3: First time one time I had in Connecticut that mall
Speaker 3: of Conet of Danberry had in Danburry once.
Speaker 2: In Connecticut, like the worst place. So it's just like
Speaker 2: it sounds like the worst place.
Speaker 3: It's just the mall there, that's it.
Speaker 2: Something like you saying Danbury, Connecticut sounds like I would
Speaker 2: never want.
Speaker 1: Anything remotely close to Mexicans. It sounds like a place
Speaker 1: where stranger things people would grow up, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. Yeah, yeah, it's just nowhere to kind of
Speaker 1: those I had a bean before. I've never seen anything
Speaker 1: like Holways what that is happening?
Speaker 3: It starts coughing up blood.
Speaker 2: But that's why I think, you know, people always say
Speaker 2: they're like, oh man, Taco Bell gives me the ships,
Speaker 2: And I think it's just people that don't normally have
Speaker 2: fiber in their diet. Like beans, even though they're beans,
Speaker 2: are kind of like whatever.
Speaker 1: They're not beans.
Speaker 2: I think they're like you add water to a fucking
Speaker 2: powder or something.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure they're just like really wet coffee beans.
Speaker 1: It's I don't think they're real like like like protein
Speaker 1: beans at all. Like I've never had I've never got
Speaker 1: a ship from neither.
Speaker 3: I have, but it makes my tummy hurt. In general,
Speaker 3: it genuinely have it late. I have it late always,
Speaker 3: and I probably passed out before I'm done digesting.
Speaker 2: There is something like probably to it, yeah, by eating late.
Speaker 2: And also one thing I have noticed, if you don't
Speaker 2: eat all day and then your first meal is really greasy,
Speaker 2: that's an easy way to get shits, just like I've noticed,
Speaker 2: at least.
Speaker 3: For me, it makes me said, this week, I haven't
Speaker 3: cooked in the house at all. I kind of want to.
Speaker 3: I want to really bad. I'm sick of eating out.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'd rather just eat food at my home andying.
Speaker 2: I slaved over like two hours plus making Zuba discana
Speaker 2: and it was great, but also I ate it in
Speaker 2: like fifteen minutes, and I'm like, this just doesn't feel
Speaker 2: good at all.
Speaker 1: It's not worrying slightly, don't I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't understand why people make soups for dinner. That
Speaker 3: shit feels so insane.
Speaker 1: This is just like this is like a you know,
Speaker 1: especially is pretty good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's delicious, potatoes big, especially the way
Speaker 2: that I make it. First of all, I don't put
Speaker 2: the I don't put the potato skins in there because
Speaker 2: I'm not a fucking psychopath. Potatoesk like band aids, And
Speaker 2: to me, that is the equivalent.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 2: Like to me, I feel like you're like peasant that
Speaker 2: likes eating dirt. Yes, because you know, especially if it's
Speaker 2: ordered out, like if you go to olive gardens, they're
Speaker 2: not rinsing those.
Speaker 1: There's no way why would you eat?
Speaker 3: I eat the thing that I fucking What I do
Speaker 3: is I get all of the fucking film of it.
Speaker 3: Then I put it over the top of the thing,
Speaker 3: suck it through, so I get all the nutrients out.
Speaker 1: Just like that.
Speaker 2: You throw away the actual parts of the potatoes, just
Speaker 2: can skin.
Speaker 3: And in the foot all the colored by the top
Speaker 3: is that looks like a piece of tape.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I am. I I am gonna cook more. But
Speaker 2: also it's mainly because I know RFK Junior is gonna
Speaker 2: ruin the Food Drug Administration, so like I don't want
Speaker 2: to like get food poisoning, like but at an increasingly rate,
Speaker 2: that's like the big thing that I'm I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: let me just have stuff and I know that it's
Speaker 2: thoroughly been washed and cooked instead of like going out,
Speaker 2: because I know if if they I think of it
Speaker 2: from the perspective of you, would you give a ship
Speaker 2: You're working.
Speaker 1: A job and you know they're not paying you enough.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna make sure it's all perfect? And ship?
Speaker 1: I don't even make I don't even make my own
Speaker 1: food perfect all least salad dry well.
Speaker 3: I cut corners on my own food, like I won't
Speaker 3: figure out I'm doing.
Speaker 1: It'll put dressing on salads. I don't rinse my chicken.
Speaker 1: What's the point You're rinch your chicken.
Speaker 2: You know it's a little slimy, it's a little You're like, hmmm,
Speaker 2: I think I can see the salmonella on it, and you're.
Speaker 1: Like the other. Sometimes I rinse it. Sometimes I'm like,
Speaker 1: all chances, I just brind it. I don't. We don't
Speaker 1: do that five minutes five minute? Yeah, why would I
Speaker 1: do that? I bring not my chicken? Why they can
Speaker 1: tastes better than to clean it. I could give a fuck.
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, if I'm cooking for myself and
Speaker 1: it's literally just for sustenance, I feel like salmonella gives
Speaker 1: it a little pop. That's pay I brand on my
Speaker 1: chicken and I talk a little to Brando chicken too.
Speaker 1: That's what you what you talk about. Yeah, it.
Speaker 3: With a little bit of orange peel, a little bach.
Speaker 3: I thought that's called bleaching.
Speaker 1: That. I thought that with this entire time you get
Speaker 1: bleach in Brian. That's what I thought you could do,
Speaker 1: both of you want. I'm not a big fan of it.
Speaker 3: I'm the I'm more of the orange zest kind of
Speaker 3: Brian kind of guylorox, the clorox ajax, a little bit
Speaker 3: of aax on.
Speaker 1: My chicken had borax. Dude. That's old ship, dude. I know,
Speaker 1: I know what is what.
Speaker 3: My grandma didn't live as long as she's Goodnay.
Speaker 1: Remember there was something and I remember there was somebody
Speaker 1: in my twitch chat once he was telling me about
Speaker 1: like how their their grandmother or somebody in their family
Speaker 1: used to wash their chicken with soap like Dawn, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, I'm pretty sure Dawn is like crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure don has like a secondary use case.
Speaker 1: That's like next like you doubt yourself in it in
Speaker 1: the middle of like nuclear radiation and you're fine, or
Speaker 1: something like weird ship like that I heard about, you know,
Speaker 1: I've heard some lives Tale like about that about Dawn,
Speaker 1: like down gets out. Think. I wish I could remember
Speaker 1: exactly what it is about Dawn. I know it gets
Speaker 1: up oil slicks. That might be what it is. Like,
Speaker 1: that's what it is because they used to for the
Speaker 1: oil spill.
Speaker 3: It gets oil, right, it gets oil off ducks, it
Speaker 3: gets off of things right.
Speaker 2: Well sure, specifically ducks though it's even on it's there's
Speaker 2: ducks on the fucking logo is literally I'm not even
Speaker 2: doing and that's why. Yeah, they're like, oh you're the
Speaker 2: the perfect tycoons. Fucked up the ducks again, Let's go
Speaker 2: get some dons. So it's a good like balance like Thanos,
Speaker 2: you know. Thanas was like, fuck this sucks, get some down.
Speaker 2: That's all he wanted. Really, there wasn't enough down to.
Speaker 1: When he was talking about a new Dawn, he was
Speaker 1: talking very nice.
Speaker 3: I always have a hate.
Speaker 2: I just like I I like him because I understand
Speaker 2: there are people in this world that are that insane.
Speaker 2: So also because it's it's it's stupid. But I'm also like, oh,
Speaker 2: you're just a crazy person. It is just that you're crazy,
Speaker 2: but you think you're righteous.
Speaker 1: It's kind of funny. And he's too strong for anybody
Speaker 1: to be like yeah, so like just put him down.
Speaker 1: He's like he's Crow in the in the fucking animated series,
Speaker 1: in the Batman Animated series. In Batman the Animated Series, Scarecrow,
Speaker 1: how thin and frail he is? Do you remember that?
Speaker 1: I remember wat that episode recently he being a scarecrow
Speaker 1: like man bro, he was like so thin.
Speaker 2: I just wonder how like he ever did anything successfully.
Speaker 1: It would be easy just to bully him to not
Speaker 1: do anything. He's like a professor just bullying.
Speaker 2: You push him really hard, and he's done. He's not
Speaker 2: doing anything.
Speaker 1: Jordan Peterson, you know, I think, well that's true.
Speaker 3: I think that off to this, like no one ever
Speaker 3: like just killed some of those bad guys from Gotham.
Speaker 2: Well that's the thing that annoyed. That's the thing that annoyed.
Speaker 2: That's that's that's definitely into that's the plot armor that
Speaker 2: annoys me.
Speaker 1: Talking about obvious everything.
Speaker 2: If it was realistic, there would be a lot of
Speaker 2: people like, oh, you killed my cousin, uncle, you killed
Speaker 2: my wife and kills you know, like some guard that's
Speaker 2: working out the asylum would just murder all them and
Speaker 2: be like yeah, that was highly worth it.
Speaker 1: Oh you gott He'd be like a highlight Onwegian Man Joy.
Speaker 3: It'd be like, yeah, oh thank god, fuck you Batman,
Speaker 3: fuck you to death, and we're gonna fuck you to death.
Speaker 1: And they all hoard Batman and try to rape him Alfred.
Speaker 3: They're pulling a ripping.
Speaker 1: You break the rape in case of emergency glasses. So
Speaker 1: early on you.
Speaker 2: Don't even attempt the imagine. They're pulling out his clothes
Speaker 2: for they get into my pants. Hurry, call call some.
Speaker 1: And he tries to jump into someone pull his pants,
Speaker 1: you know, flip he does. He barely escapes assaulted. We
Speaker 1: gotta leave the city, offers of the passengers see Batman.
Speaker 1: Dix is up.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's I think we need to
Speaker 2: go to blood Hare.
Speaker 1: I think full of rapists. A very good master wife
Speaker 1: is he?
Speaker 3: Is he.
Speaker 1: Very good master wine.
Speaker 2: I know this is the animated series, but my voice
Speaker 2: is recognizable as because I know it gives a ship
Speaker 2: about it and British Alfred other than Michael.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think people don't give a shit
Speaker 1: about Michael Kaine. Now, oh you're right, it's been a while.
Speaker 1: We care about it because we remember it. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: I mean I have I don't know what the default
Speaker 1: assumption of Alfred is right now.
Speaker 3: I think it's like it's like it's like probably like
Speaker 3: the Jarvis, like the the the helper. I forgot what
Speaker 3: his name is, the famous one from like a Hamburger.
Speaker 1: What are you saying?
Speaker 3: It's like the British constables, like very good, muster wine,
Speaker 3: I go do that right now, like very like just
Speaker 3: the typical what is like the famous butler from like
Speaker 3: old British television called or like books.
Speaker 1: People call him Jeeves Jeeves, Yeah, Butler's did he forgot Jeeves?
Speaker 3: I know Jeeves has asked Jeeves, that's why.
Speaker 1: Marveless O, good sir, I've drawn you above. It sounds
Speaker 1: having a butler's kind of And then he and then
Speaker 1: he pulls up a drawing of a bath. He's just
Speaker 1: I said that that's literally real, by the way, hilarious, Alfred,
Speaker 1: what do you mean that's real? That's a seed in
Speaker 1: the Batman. It's serious that Alfred did that. Yeah, he said,
Speaker 1: I drew above. And then and and uh, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: call him Master Wain. Bruce walks in and he goes, hey, Alfred.
Speaker 1: What's the deal because the tub's empty, and he's like,
Speaker 1: I said, I.
Speaker 4: Drew your.
Speaker 1: What happened? Did he did he kill him? This?
Speaker 2: It just cuts the scarecrow or something. He's so upset
Speaker 2: he actually shoot. He breaks his rules and he shoots Alfred,
Speaker 2: his dad.
Speaker 3: He shoots. He shoots his sarrogate father. He loses cool
Speaker 3: and he kills his sarrogate.
Speaker 1: What are you saying, saragate? That was so stupid? Let's
Speaker 1: slide the first time because I thought, like, whatever adopted?
Speaker 1: Is that not the right word? It's surrogate surrogate there
Speaker 1: thought I thought you had a problem.
Speaker 3: I mixed them, I mixed them both up.
Speaker 1: He said, sarag I was like, oh, maybe it was.
Speaker 1: But then he said it again. I was like, I
Speaker 1: thought it was just got on like a tesla. I
Speaker 1: was Tesler. I love they were. I thought they were
Speaker 1: the same. There.
Speaker 3: I knew they were different. I know each meaning, but
Speaker 3: I thought the words were the same.
Speaker 1: I see anyway, I love Tesler. I love Tesler. Welcome
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Speaker 3: Tell oh.
Speaker 1: That's what he does? I think it's one dollar. It
Speaker 1: gets you. I don't know add for your sollim about
Speaker 1: the tears telling it we have one dollar. I can't
Speaker 1: I can't say anything quickly as him. One no ads,
Speaker 1: So I know a lot of you are sick of
Speaker 1: the ads, so are we. Everybody hates ads. So one
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Speaker 1: except for when you know he interrupts, you know, with
Speaker 1: a fucking dumb meme on his phone that you guys
Speaker 1: can't see or hear. Uh.
Speaker 3: But then I tell him about it, and they think
Speaker 3: about you.
Speaker 1: Don't tell him about that. I describe it so that
Speaker 1: they don't attack you. They don't attack you. Yeah, they're fine. Fine,
Speaker 1: there's a bunch of teers over there, go check it out. Uh. So,
Speaker 1: I don't know what do we want. There's a couple,
Speaker 1: there's like a handful of things that we want to
Speaker 1: talk about.
Speaker 2: I saw the I did, did you, because I know
Speaker 2: we talked about it briefly. But he also said pillars
Speaker 2: will eternity or whatever the fuck was path of exile too.
Speaker 2: I saw the stream.
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't see it. We uploaded a YouTube. What
Speaker 1: happened in it? What happens?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's he sucks. But that the that's not the
Speaker 2: funny part. It's the chat because he keeps trying to
Speaker 2: ban people that are just flaming him constantly, just saying
Speaker 2: things about how fucking ugly and stupid he looks, especially
Speaker 2: in the dark and the because he looks terrible.
Speaker 1: It's a terrible that I saw were really.
Speaker 2: Like people uh saying there that Ashley Saint Clair. You know,
Speaker 2: they're coming to collect the money. He's the latest one
Speaker 2: that he impregnated or whatever. Just every horrible insult you
Speaker 2: can think about was in the chat. And then he
Speaker 2: just kept trying to like I need to bend, you know,
Speaker 2: and like, and after a certain while he just the
Speaker 2: connection cut out, you know.
Speaker 1: It was he was he was defeated.
Speaker 2: It was it was great seeing so many people come together,
Speaker 2: and there was almost no positive feedback. There was almost
Speaker 2: no positive like I love you Elon. It was mostly
Speaker 2: like you suck so much, die.
Speaker 1: And shame, like dude Worth the watches, it's how long
Speaker 1: is the stream? I don't I don't know if.
Speaker 2: There was the entire stream or something, because it was
Speaker 2: just a few minutes of I think maybe compilations.
Speaker 1: I was watching that's awesome. Yeah. So yeah, I saw
Speaker 1: some like chat things pop up, but I wasn't sure
Speaker 1: if they were like you know, meme photoshop or whatever.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, So like I wasn't sure like how crazy
Speaker 1: the chat actually got, but it's an amusing it got.
Speaker 2: Pretty like it didn't seem like there's an any punches bold,
Speaker 2: so like that's what good stuff.
Speaker 1: I don't understand why he would even do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like it's like, okay, okay, I understand he
Speaker 2: is on the spectrum because that is seems like somebody
Speaker 2: would not understand how hated he is right now.
Speaker 1: He doesn't get that somehow, I guess we're even.
Speaker 2: I was like, is he serious when he's talking about
Speaker 2: like I understand why people are being so mean to
Speaker 2: me and Tesla, And I'm like, what do you mean
Speaker 2: you're gutting our fucking government?
Speaker 1: Why would people not be upset? Not only are you
Speaker 1: gutting the government, you're also unlikable. Yeah, you know, it's
Speaker 1: not even like that. It's not even what he's doing
Speaker 1: he's doing. It's that he's doing what he's doing, but
Speaker 1: he has zero charisma.
Speaker 3: That's the problem is that people don't like him. But
Speaker 3: it's probably he wants to.
Speaker 1: Be liked so bad. He used to be. That's the
Speaker 1: thing that's retarded.
Speaker 3: He used to be.
Speaker 1: People found out more.
Speaker 3: And if people are like, oh, you're not worth liking
Speaker 3: you suck you just take your.
Speaker 1: Cuckerberg bought a fucking uh mansion next to the White House.
Speaker 1: Of course he did.
Speaker 2: It's just just like fucking uh say, this is just
Speaker 2: like an Epstein bought a house next to mar A Lago.
Speaker 2: It's like the same fucking thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that. People just don't know about that
Speaker 1: ship or care. It's crazy.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, fucking hey, hey, you got the mar
Speaker 2: A Lago. Then the most notorious fucking like sex trafficker
Speaker 2: in America that we know of, just just the stones
Speaker 2: throw away from mar Alago, essentially boy the house. So
Speaker 2: obviously they would congregate and share women all the time
Speaker 2: because they've talked.
Speaker 1: About how much they both like young women. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: had like they had like one of the two cups
Speaker 1: in the string. Epstein, Jeffrey, Jeffrey.
Speaker 2: I forgot his His voice is way higher than it
Speaker 2: should be. Not now, well maybe at his last breath
Speaker 2: was extremely high.
Speaker 3: They that's cracking on people.
Speaker 1: He was damn near whistling.
Speaker 3: He tries to used a silent scream before he dies,
Speaker 3: and his head blows up, and he showed his body
Speaker 3: his head blew up.
Speaker 1: Uh No, there was like I remember, there was like
Speaker 1: photography of like an autopsy or something. I don't remember.
Speaker 1: I remember there was like a photograph of like them
Speaker 1: pulling the body out and it was like kind of blurry.
Speaker 1: And then like you say, I remember because I remember
Speaker 1: that you saw his ear and they were like, that's
Speaker 1: not his ear. I remember. There was like a whole conspiracy.
Speaker 1: It's really funny how which I don't know. Maybe I
Speaker 1: don't know who. Somebody had like thirty five thousand wolves.
Speaker 1: He looks like Swiss cheese. Yeah. I can't believe he
Speaker 1: hung himself. Wow. Yeah he was more whole than Epstein. Yeah,
Speaker 1: in fact, he was opposite. He was less whole. Classic
Speaker 1: no end, God damn, all right, let's talk about something else.
Speaker 1: I guess he had to rob the inert SI out
Speaker 1: of it. Let's go, uh the opposite. Yeah, okay, no end,
Speaker 1: I know I know your rules.
Speaker 3: In fact, he was he was.
Speaker 1: I want to talk about the last of Us too first,
Speaker 1: because it's quick and easy, We'll get over it. Really,
Speaker 1: So the last of A season two is I think I'm.
Speaker 3: About to be out this weekend.
Speaker 1: Oh this weekend, this weekend. Uh so on the weekend, Yeah,
Speaker 1: what is it?
Speaker 3: Sundays Sundays? Okay, Sundays, Sunday, Sunday Sunday, and uh.
Speaker 2: To see again, he's gonna fuck, it's gonna be in
Speaker 2: the first ten seconds.
Speaker 1: You're gonna see the HBO logo which.
Speaker 2: Takes about five seconds, and he's gonna be it's actually
Speaker 2: gonna think it's.
Speaker 1: Gonna be built into the splash screen for the logo,
Speaker 1: not even in the story. It's just like it's the same.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so fucking I don't know, man, it's happening. Uh,
Speaker 1: they're doing it.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: I think they're gonna restructure that that this next season.
Speaker 1: I think they even said that the season two is
Speaker 1: gonna be seasoned or or the last of US two
Speaker 1: is going to be season two and three, So they're
Speaker 1: already like they're with it. Yeah. I think they're gonna
Speaker 1: delay certain things a little bit later on because I think, obviously,
Speaker 1: why wouldn't you do that.
Speaker 3: We've already seen Abby's actress right already got and.
Speaker 1: She looks more like Ellie, and then uh, and then
Speaker 1: Ellie's actress looks like like Gizmo, and so like we're
Speaker 1: kind of got a look. I don't look. I know
Speaker 1: it's mean, I understand, but like, she just doesn't look
Speaker 1: like intimidating at all. There's a screenshot going around from
Speaker 1: like I don't know if it was like a teaser
Speaker 1: trailer for the last of A season two or what,
Speaker 1: but it's like it's it's Ellie with a gun held
Speaker 1: to the camera and it looks fucking laughable. Dude, Like,
Speaker 1: if that was if that was in front of me,
Speaker 1: I don't even think I would be even if that
Speaker 1: gun was loaded with bullets that would kill me and
Speaker 1: then kill my lineage, I wouldn't even be afraid, Like
Speaker 1: I don't know if I could find fear in me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's the least intimidating actress you could have possibly chosen
Speaker 1: for this role, especially knowing it would be one thing
Speaker 1: if you if if there was just the Last of
Speaker 1: Us one, right, and you were like, let's make a
Speaker 1: TV show of the Last of Us one. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: could see it maybe because it's like, oh, yeah, she's
Speaker 1: like young looking and you know, timid or whatever. But
Speaker 1: then like with the knowledge that sees that the Last
Speaker 1: of Us two exists, knowing that she's gonna have to
Speaker 1: play this character after I don't know why you would
Speaker 1: have chosen this person. It's just badcasting. It is.
Speaker 3: It's it's one time, the time frame between two and
Speaker 3: one again when and.
Speaker 1: I don't a while it's right, it's like six years.
Speaker 1: I think she's a lot older. I know. I think
Speaker 1: it's five years or something like that, because she's like,
Speaker 1: what like fourteen, she's like twelve thirteen. She's like, yeah, thirteen, thirteen, fourteen,
Speaker 1: and I think she's like over eighteen. In the Last
Speaker 1: of US two's chat gbg Yeah, that's chat GBT. Let's
Speaker 1: use it. This is the best use for AI.
Speaker 2: By the way, dude, Chat GBT has been solid for
Speaker 2: me except for like one thing so far, and I
Speaker 2: always try it on Google afterwards just to see and
Speaker 2: day it's God, damn, it's it's really unfortunate because U
Speaker 2: So the question is how old is Ellie in the.
Speaker 1: Last of Us Part one versus the Last most Part two? Yeah?
Speaker 2: How old is Ellie in the Last of Us Part
Speaker 2: one versus Part two?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Great question, shut up, great question fourteen and then nineteen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so there, yeah, look out quickly that look out
Speaker 1: quick That was.
Speaker 2: So quick and so unnecessarily thorough.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I usually tell it after I'm done, like, just
Speaker 1: give me the details I don't need. Yeah, because just
Speaker 1: give me the answer. I don't need any florish.
Speaker 2: In conclusion or so. And then it gives me that
Speaker 2: you could have just put that on top.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, but it's still better than Google. It was
Speaker 1: just like, you know, how old is Ellie in the
Speaker 1: Last Best Part one? And then it's like an essay
Speaker 1: about the Last Best Part one. It's like new Druckman
Speaker 1: was five years old when he first thought about killing
Speaker 1: an older man's daughter. It never stopped, it never left you.
Speaker 1: You know, it's fucking ridiculous. But yeah, so it's a while.
Speaker 1: A while passes, and she still looks like a baby.
Speaker 1: In fact, she looks younger somehow. In season two they
Speaker 1: could have at least put makeup out of his to
Speaker 1: look at a baker, and that's far she should. You
Speaker 1: might as well look like an old woman. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 2: So it's been been some wild restructuring as far as
Speaker 2: the plot goes, and the length of it, so obviously
Speaker 2: it's what probably like a year or two later or
Speaker 2: something that they're gonna spend it.
Speaker 1: I imagine that would be crazy.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I mean, but like, how are you going
Speaker 2: to justify her looking exactly the same?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I I guess they're just gonna gonna
Speaker 1: They're gonna hope you buy it because she is that old.
Speaker 1: She is older in fact, so it's like maybe, like, well,
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean.
Speaker 2: We have to do that for stranger things like where
Speaker 2: they all, Yeah, the.
Speaker 1: Last season looks like it looks like ridiculous they all.
Speaker 1: I was like, wow, and I don't see. I don't
Speaker 1: see uh, particularly particularly Lucas the black kid, look way
Speaker 1: older in the last season. He's a young man that
Speaker 1: Bobby Brown supposed to be child.
Speaker 2: Look, Millie does not look like because like all I
Speaker 2: see on reels is like she's always advertised she's making
Speaker 2: brank advertising stuff, like soulless advertising. I'm like you, I wish,
Speaker 2: I wish, but yeah, it's always some stupid shorts and stuff.
Speaker 2: And then every time too some lipstick never wears a bra,
Speaker 2: and I'm just like, she's not she's so I think
Speaker 2: purposely trying to be like, I'm not eleven. Stop stop
Speaker 2: trying to think of me.
Speaker 1: I'm dude.
Speaker 2: Probably I can't wait to buy these with his with
Speaker 2: with socc account that his name is like like raked.
Speaker 5: Stop with this backwards card, eat cards, car card.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's me eat card. You're so hot. But I
Speaker 1: liked you, you know, a few years ago.
Speaker 3: Better.
Speaker 1: That's wild.
Speaker 3: To me.
Speaker 2: I mean, imagine because he's not. It didn't seem like
Speaker 2: he's talking to her now, but he was. He was
Speaker 2: her best friend.
Speaker 1: When she was a kid.
Speaker 2: She was giving her help with boys something boys imagine
Speaker 2: even we'd I think we talked about one. Because it's
Speaker 2: like it's borderline weird to give your like, say, cousin
Speaker 2: advice like that, Like if you had a baby cousin
Speaker 2: and she was like, want to talk to you about boys,
Speaker 2: even like okay, we're we're blood. I want to make
Speaker 2: sure that you don't get fucked over by some dudes
Speaker 2: or whatever.
Speaker 1: I think that's like the the.
Speaker 2: Line if it was like I think, if it's your cousin,
Speaker 2: I think the neighbor. I think it's it was like
Speaker 2: the neighbor girl or something.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean then it's like, I mean,
Speaker 1: it's definitely just your neighbor. But also, don't she doesn't
Speaker 1: she have siblings?
Speaker 3: I think it not being related to you is like
Speaker 3: a hard cutoff, right, had heard art I.
Speaker 2: Say that the cousin thing, just because like it's around
Speaker 2: the country man, there's some people that there's that's not
Speaker 2: even a lion, you know what I mean for even
Speaker 2: like it's a little like people are too friendly with
Speaker 2: her cousins.
Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely is weird.
Speaker 1: Sure.
Speaker 3: My my nephew when he had girl problems, he was like, king,
Speaker 3: what the fuck. I was like, look, dude, you're asking
Speaker 3: the worst nigga ever about this. First and foremost, I
Speaker 3: have one set relationship and that's it, and I hate
Speaker 3: it sometimes so and he's.
Speaker 1: Like, isn't that all of them? And I'm like you
Speaker 1: not a fucking no. I don't know.
Speaker 3: He didn't he didn't have our grandpa. I was like,
Speaker 3: our grandpa was good at that and he's very dead
Speaker 3: and he's like, yeah, I'm aware. It's like, so I
Speaker 3: don't know, man, asking hi mom man for.
Speaker 2: Socially it's different though, to uh that's the important knowledge
Speaker 2: on chatgy bete and actually kind of interesting. Yeah, ask
Speaker 2: and probably back in the day he would have, because
Speaker 2: I still I still find it. I still find this
Speaker 2: wild new listeners. If you didn't know, I first discovered
Speaker 2: Andrew Tait on Your Mom's House podcast. He was the
Speaker 2: first guest in their brand new studio when they moved
Speaker 2: to Texas, and this was before anybody knew who he was,
Speaker 2: so I was like, who fuck's this guy. I thought
Speaker 2: he was a complete joke. I thought he was like
Speaker 2: literally putting on a like oh, I'm a character, like
Speaker 2: a satire.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought everybody thought that.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, this guy's hilarious, Like I love
Speaker 2: this guy. I went to follow him on Twitter. He
Speaker 2: was following me already, and I was like, what the fuck.
Speaker 2: His name was el woud On and apparently that was
Speaker 2: his second Twitter because the first one got banned. So
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, man, dude, hey man, I didn't
Speaker 2: realize you're following me, like you're hilarious or something. He
Speaker 2: said something some stupid Confucian ship to me. I was like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck, this guy's weird, But anyway, I feel
Speaker 2: weird about that. This, this super rapist sex trafficker guy
Speaker 2: was not was actually serious. The whole time, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's why was he following me?
Speaker 1: That's what I was like, Dude, imagine does that say
Speaker 1: about me?
Speaker 3: I'd be funny if like I checked my follows and
Speaker 3: Myron is like one of my likes every time, dude,
Speaker 3: that I'd be like.
Speaker 2: No, oh no, I would he oh he would he
Speaker 2: would hate well, so y'all if he is, say, if
Speaker 2: he discovered you through snark Tank and he heard some
Speaker 2: of the ship that you would say, uh, you know,
Speaker 2: against them, you would uh he would be like.
Speaker 3: With them, several groups of them.
Speaker 1: Knows what that means? Brother?
Speaker 2: Do I need to add some parentheses on it, some brackets?
Speaker 1: Maybe? Maybe not maybe, but like Myron, because we've heard
Speaker 1: how much he's I can't.
Speaker 2: I just don't understand the openness of doing it.
Speaker 3: He's like, this would be an all star run if
Speaker 3: it wasn't just bigotry because it's like, what do you like, dude,
Speaker 3: chill my boy?
Speaker 1: Like that's enough. Like every day he's also new. Is
Speaker 1: it because he's like Sudanese or something? Isn't he from
Speaker 1: like or something? I think?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 1: Like I thought he was Sudanese? I think he's what's
Speaker 1: the one, what's the other one called? I don't know
Speaker 1: any I still have not seen an episode of Fresh
Speaker 1: and Fit or any of these. Is Myron Fresh and Fit?
Speaker 1: I'm using the wrong one. It's words. Oh it might
Speaker 1: be a pirate, he might be that's right, Am I wrong?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I mean you're I mean I don't know any different?
Speaker 2: Is Myron from Fresh and Fit? Sudanese or Somalian? It
Speaker 2: caught almost nothing but from Somalian cool? Right, Well yeah,
Speaker 2: fuck it, I don't care. Yeah, that pissed me on.
Speaker 1: So, yeah, I don't know. It's hey man props that
Speaker 1: like at least they're not Oh, we need to get some.
Speaker 2: You know, like like if it was like the reverse
Speaker 2: like it feels like reverse Uno Brian Singer, and they
Speaker 2: were like, oh, let's hire someone who's like, oh they
Speaker 2: you know, they have those type of young girls that
Speaker 2: oh as soon as they turn eighteen to bam, like
Speaker 2: that kind of thing, and people get very creeped out
Speaker 2: about Oh, I you know what I'm talking about. And
Speaker 2: then so I said reverse Brian Singer, meaning that like
Speaker 2: work with like young boys, and so he's a fucking pervert.
Speaker 2: So there would be directors and producers that would work
Speaker 2: with young girls that they're kind of like it's almost
Speaker 2: like a grooming situation where they're almost kind of like
Speaker 2: keeping them around, or was like, oh man, this girl's like,
Speaker 2: you're a beautiful young lady, but in they're kind of
Speaker 2: like chomping their bits to like waiting for them to
Speaker 2: grow up and ship kind of thing. To me, the
Speaker 2: just seems like here's this I'm trying to be mean,
Speaker 2: but here's this ugly young girl that she's a good actor.
Speaker 1: This is drying. But I'm just like it's not.
Speaker 2: I'm like I'm saying kind of strange. She does subjectively
Speaker 2: like I mean, it's okay. She looks like she knows
Speaker 2: that she looks. She looks like she knows what she looks.
Speaker 3: She's clearly British. That's wild, she's clearly that's excellent.
Speaker 1: Me like not knowing I was short, you know, what
Speaker 1: do you say exactly?
Speaker 2: You know, like of course, I just like I'm so
Speaker 2: I'm so used to there being so much like perversion
Speaker 2: and a lot of like Hollywood suff epecially when it
Speaker 2: comes to young people, that this feels like the complete opposite,
Speaker 2: where it's like clearly casting it kind of does it
Speaker 2: in a way that like.
Speaker 1: How many.
Speaker 2: Unconventionally, like I'm not how many ugly people get these
Speaker 2: starring roles.
Speaker 1: You don't you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: It does it doesn't happen very meant to heavily not
Speaker 3: be sexualized. I guess that's why, like.
Speaker 1: I feel that's why I feel like it's I don't
Speaker 1: like this avenue of conversation though, because I've seen that.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh my people are annoyed that, like they
Speaker 1: don't want to fuck the mad character the last us
Speaker 1: like it's literally, brother, she's just not she just looks distracted.
Speaker 1: I think both, and she's not imposing, I.
Speaker 2: Think, be true, Like there's some people, there's people's I
Speaker 2: think a lot of people are the only criticism, well
Speaker 2: are stupid issue because I'm talking about it all right,
Speaker 2: But see, to me, it's like I don't want to
Speaker 2: I don't want to not go in that avenue. I
Speaker 2: want to clarify and be like, no, normal people are
Speaker 2: just like, oh yeah, she lovely looks weird.
Speaker 1: You know. It's just like like.
Speaker 2: Then you have the guys that are typing on the
Speaker 2: you know, the forms and stuff. You see them, they're
Speaker 2: the ones that are upset she's not hot, and I'm like, sure, yeah,
Speaker 2: you're fucking weird, dude.
Speaker 1: Who I wish every female character in the game was hot,
Speaker 1: But like, oh my god, I saw this this YouTuber.
Speaker 1: I don't know who this guy was.
Speaker 2: Blonde, he's like warring a suit. Fucking kind of ugly dude,
Speaker 2: but he acknowledges it. He's like, I know, I'm ugly.
Speaker 2: He made a video of talking about any Pant's gaming.
Speaker 2: You remember that, dude, Yeah, holy shit, he made a
Speaker 2: video ani pants giving me a video about a Monster
Speaker 2: Hunter Wilds.
Speaker 1: What the fuck do you possibly have to say?
Speaker 2: He's inventing outrage, Like, I didn't see Maybe you can
Speaker 2: find it somewhere.
Speaker 1: I did not see anywhere anyone. Let me guess. Let
Speaker 1: me throw out a guess. I'm when we played Monster
Speaker 1: hundred Wilds for about I'm sure you're gonna get it right.
Speaker 1: There's thirty minutes. Yeah, good, h there are black people
Speaker 1: in the desert. Oh he's a good guess, but no,
Speaker 1: actually see you. You would think he would have a problem.
Speaker 2: His problem is he says the woke are mad about
Speaker 2: Monster Hunter Wilds because there's hot women in the game. Oh,
Speaker 2: I have not seen one person complain about this. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I've not seen actually, as a matter of fact, that
Speaker 2: the game seems to me to lean more towards quote
Speaker 2: unquote wokeness because there's like, there's prominent females in the stuff.
Speaker 1: The men look like twigs in the game.
Speaker 2: There's diverse fucking like a brown kid, there's like there,
Speaker 2: you know, like it's right, It doesn't if.
Speaker 1: Anything, I thought that would be an issue because like right,
Speaker 1: like there's even there's yeah, they're the desert, but there's
Speaker 1: quote unquote you know, from their perspective, there's d i
Speaker 1: in the game.
Speaker 2: But no, he invented a scenario that, oh, the wokes
Speaker 2: are so mad, dude. It's to the point he took
Speaker 2: a Steam review, cropped out the user name and it
Speaker 2: was like, look at this woke person complaining about hot
Speaker 2: people in the game. So it wasn't him that would
Speaker 2: have been hilarious. It was a guy that's clearly trolling,
Speaker 2: who has a Clint Eastwood for saying, oh, this is
Speaker 2: a woke guy. His fucking avatar's Clint Eastwood. He'm like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: you know how woke progressives love Clint Eastwood.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, everybody, Yeah, everybody.
Speaker 2: And then you looked at him the history of his
Speaker 2: reviews of this person. He just goes and trolls, so
Speaker 2: he sometimes pretends to be like anti woke or woke
Speaker 2: in Anti Pant's gaming. Knew this enough to crop out
Speaker 2: his name so you wouldn't go find out. Yeah, And
Speaker 2: I was like, this guy is the shittiest grip. Like
Speaker 2: I know we've said that before, but it's like unbelievable
Speaker 2: that he has an audience. It's unbelieving.
Speaker 1: It really devalued and all. Like I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: that kind of thing made me feel like an audience
Speaker 1: isn't valuable. It's because it's so easy, Like like what
Speaker 1: what even is the you know, I don't know, like
Speaker 1: what even is the point? It's that easy to do it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I really, Uh there was. You know, we talked
Speaker 2: about doing our things. I didn't I didn't push. Uh
Speaker 2: did doing the Grifter channels?
Speaker 1: I didn't push. I just can't do it. I did
Speaker 1: one video and it got like twenty K and I
Speaker 1: was so disappointed by that. It really got to with
Speaker 1: those subscribers or anything, and I was like, I'm just
Speaker 1: deleting this channel. It just bothers that no one ever
Speaker 1: found it, by the way, no one ever. But what
Speaker 1: I loved about it too is like I did when
Speaker 1: I decided to delete it, I was like, I love
Speaker 1: the idea that people were out there looking because like,
Speaker 1: there's gonna be picture there's gonna be like real videos, Yeah,
Speaker 1: are gonna be like is this Chris? Yeah, and people
Speaker 1: and those people who make those videos gonna be like
Speaker 1: what the fuck.
Speaker 2: There were screenshots that seemed kind of plausible around the timeline. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: this beat this channel just started, and it's actually really
Speaker 2: should show you that how funny it is that there's
Speaker 2: people that are grifters are aware of this. They're like, oh,
Speaker 2: these guys are grifters. I can do it too, right,
Speaker 2: And so they're propping up all the time, and that's
Speaker 2: why they're like, oh, is this you guys.
Speaker 1: Like a gold rush or something like the gold Rush?
Speaker 1: It's fucking eighteen forty nine right now, dude. Anyway, we
Speaker 1: move on to the dmc uh last of us whatever.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think it's bad casting. I think
Speaker 1: she's just like she's not imposing in any like there's
Speaker 1: like there's a lot of very specific imagery from the
Speaker 1: Last of Us Too, where like they even do it,
Speaker 1: like the poster where's the cover of The Last of
Speaker 1: Us Too? They did it with Belle Ramsey, and it's
Speaker 1: just like it just looks fucking comical. It looks like
Speaker 1: it looks like she looks like a cherub like it's
Speaker 1: it's the least it looks like intimidating person.
Speaker 3: You can possibly someone like the Tragica not a bad
Speaker 3: idink it?
Speaker 1: She looks she doesn't look I'll see it. Maybe the
Speaker 1: show is better. I don't know whatever. I'm sure I
Speaker 1: enjoyed watching the show.
Speaker 3: I think the show is a good I think.
Speaker 1: The first season of the show is good. But I
Speaker 1: also think the first game is better, So like I
Speaker 1: do think that's probably I need to play that. I
Speaker 1: haven't played the first game since it came out, so
Speaker 1: I actually I have to I have to play it
Speaker 1: to do that.
Speaker 3: I think I think the game is better.
Speaker 1: The game is better than the show. I think I'm saying, well, yeah, certainly,
Speaker 1: but also I think what were you saying? I didn't well,
Speaker 1: I was just saying, like, I think the Last of
Speaker 1: Us Part one is just a better It's just better
Speaker 1: as an experience. Overall as a story the second Yeah,
Speaker 1: and so like I think like season two just inherently
Speaker 1: is going to be like.
Speaker 2: I'm excited because I feel like this is an opportunity, yeah,
Speaker 2: to make it that's true.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they could do that, because that's God, that's really.
Speaker 3: That's my that's my I still like, I still like
Speaker 3: and think that's a good game with a good story.
Speaker 3: But my problem with it is just that, like it
Speaker 3: feels disjointed at the worst moments, like the moments where
Speaker 3: things should come together. It's like switch and it's like, no,
Speaker 3: not right now, not right now.
Speaker 2: This It completely reminds me of my Assassin see Chadow's experience,
Speaker 2: like Beat for Beat, where there are parts in the
Speaker 2: game where I'm feeling a little bit like there's a mersion.
Speaker 1: Actually I'm like, oh, I'm.
Speaker 2: Enjoying this, and then it rips me out to some
Speaker 2: stupid flashback or something dumb or in a weird way
Speaker 2: that I'm just like, I I unfortunately not enjoying this
Speaker 2: as much as I would like to. And that's how
Speaker 2: I fell playing the Last of Us Part two, where
Speaker 2: I was just like, I'm not especially the you know,
Speaker 2: the crescendo really was Joe getting beaten up and I'm like, well, yeah,
Speaker 2: what's what is going to be more crazy about that?
Speaker 2: And you blew your load at the beginning.
Speaker 1: It never really gets a little kid, the little kid
Speaker 1: hilarious leveled by a grown man. I can't wait to
Speaker 1: see that in live action.
Speaker 3: I'm recorded, I do that.
Speaker 1: That's good.
Speaker 3: What game are you waiting on the most?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 3: What game are you most excited for.
Speaker 1: In the future? Oh? It's interesting?
Speaker 3: Oh man, I know is there's a pretty obvious. What
Speaker 3: mine is?
Speaker 1: Uh, Balder's Gate four? No Hearts for Pokemon. It's a
Speaker 1: numbered game, Pokemon. I thought Black Ops seven?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Black Ops seven. It's a game that I think,
Speaker 3: did you have story cyber Sleuth that already came out,
Speaker 3: that existed a while Samurai? Uh Samurai six?
Speaker 1: No three?
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm done. That's enough.
Speaker 1: That's not five. I actually can't wait for Annie three
Speaker 1: the remastered.
Speaker 3: Obviously it's Resident Evil remake five. Oh, you're right.
Speaker 1: Oh, no, game has been obvious. Actually, every time I
Speaker 1: talked about that game, my eyes I just forgot it.
Speaker 3: I'm so excited for.
Speaker 2: I'm a I want to I really want to co
Speaker 2: op with the Corey tailors. I'm not singer son Griffin
Speaker 2: because he he he's never played the Revenue franchise was crazy,
Speaker 2: so his his mom in law convinced in the place
Speaker 2: he was playing through it, and I was like, bro,
Speaker 2: if you need co op for five, bring me, Like
Speaker 2: that is that's an experience. I've never played that game
Speaker 2: with someone who's never played it. That's gotta be fucking
Speaker 2: that game. I got feel that is definitely one of
Speaker 2: my top three videos. Like me and my friend would
Speaker 2: play that game and blast Little Wayne and Drake and
Speaker 2: play that game.
Speaker 1: I'm a sleepers. It's such a vibe killer. It's such
Speaker 1: a vibe. The vibe is insane, not damn Sonny.
Speaker 2: In the beginning of the game, it's like it's it's
Speaker 2: such a different fucking tone. And I when you look
Speaker 2: at the user reviews, it's kind of unanimous where people
Speaker 2: are kind of like, well, this is so far and
Speaker 2: move from like what I kind of wanted.
Speaker 1: But I had so much fun playing this, you know.
Speaker 3: It's like I love that game.
Speaker 2: So I feel like that was a infinite biostrac Yeah,
Speaker 2: I feel like that was the same kind of a
Speaker 2: thing where so far removed from like the you.
Speaker 3: Know the.
Speaker 1: Original. Yeah, but also I had so much I have
Speaker 1: so much hopping off that skylalk and like beating people,
Speaker 1: like jumping on that rail and like jumping off and
Speaker 1: beating people and then Shatka and Levet taking somebody in
Speaker 1: that it's fun. Mann. I don't I really don't understand
Speaker 1: the criticism about that game. Is feel like it's a
Speaker 1: skill issue for a lot of people. It might must
Speaker 1: be because I had. I had so much fun.
Speaker 2: I love the fucking I want to I want a
Speaker 2: model of one of those patriots because I think that's
Speaker 2: the most silliest fun.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's so cool, George Washington gatling gun thing, It's
Speaker 1: so Yeah, I most so evil five for you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it's like a mix of G T A six.
Speaker 1: I'm just so curious about Yeah, with one experience of this,
Speaker 1: that's the BioShock guy. Oh making a new thing and marathon,
Speaker 1: probably just out of sheer curiosity, like I must know
Speaker 1: what they're doing the stream tomorrow, I'm gonna be streaming that.
Speaker 1: By the way, by the time you hear this, it'll
Speaker 1: be over. It doesn't matter. But I'm gonna be streaming
Speaker 1: that because I have to see but those are the
Speaker 1: only three in my mind right now that I can
Speaker 1: pull out. That's interesting that yeah, there, Yeah, I definitely
Speaker 1: agree with you with GTA six.
Speaker 2: I actually I agree with him. It's what I agree
Speaker 2: both of you with that that's gonna be. I don't
Speaker 2: play a lot of co op.
Speaker 1: I don't do a lot of TV.
Speaker 2: I don't do a lot of I'd usually just play
Speaker 2: with myself, you know, playing a video game.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I want to play that game with Lily.
Speaker 3: I want to play. I'm gonna for her because she
Speaker 3: can't play games like that. She does not have she
Speaker 3: doesn't have that level of awareness for video games that
Speaker 3: you can't you can't do it. Watching her play a
Speaker 3: shooting game is like what it's like giving a cat
Speaker 3: a pencil telling them a solve a math problem. It's
Speaker 3: like paping them down. It's it's insane, like the cat
Speaker 3: might move the pencil.
Speaker 2: I feel like, since we're around the same age, it
Speaker 2: shouldn't be that bad actually.
Speaker 3: Played games like that.
Speaker 1: She never played the games like like she understands the concept.
Speaker 3: Okay, you're just like it's like a cat trying to okay, okay,
Speaker 3: it's crazy, like and it's crazy that on PC she
Speaker 3: actually has good aim like we did the so she's
Speaker 3: or whatever is the So she's okay with the thing
Speaker 3: that like she like shoot targets like target peers las.
Speaker 1: She was like cold, like it was like, oh, like
Speaker 1: she just can't move around.
Speaker 3: She can't move around and stay calm long enough to
Speaker 3: execute a plan.
Speaker 1: That can't protect her well, alas is a PC game, right,
Speaker 1: you can't start a fucking twenty something year old off
Speaker 1: on a PC game, Like it's ridiculous.
Speaker 3: No, no, she can't even do it on console consoles
Speaker 3: built for that.
Speaker 1: So like, I mean, if she she's not gonna be
Speaker 1: able to do that. She can't like she can't see
Speaker 1: w a to move around is just objectively stupid. It's
Speaker 1: so likely you're not gonna get I hated so much.
Speaker 2: But if But the thing is, if you grow up
Speaker 2: at like say Jojo, she's she's only mouse and key.
Speaker 2: So it's funny watching her play, like when she bought
Speaker 2: a switch and she's like, okay, I'm I'm gonna docket
Speaker 2: and she's like it took her a while to get
Speaker 2: used to, like stupid joy con.
Speaker 3: But it's easier, it's easier. But it's it's it's likerrible.
Speaker 1: Like She's like, oh, I'm gonna.
Speaker 2: Play fucking like i'ma I'm gonna whoop a uh uh
Speaker 2: what was it called? The Oh my god, that hollow
Speaker 2: night I whooped it on with you know, like just
Speaker 2: pressing key and I'm like.
Speaker 1: I don't doesn't that feel gross? But like, no, not
Speaker 1: to her. That's that's that's like playing like grant Arismo
Speaker 1: with like a d d R pad or something like.
Speaker 1: I don't even understand what.
Speaker 2: I mean I feel, especially since I you know, I
Speaker 2: I went the opposite where I had to get used
Speaker 2: to playing on a mouse and key where to when
Speaker 2: I started emulating it. I have a the the first
Speaker 2: fucking like Mad Cats and those fucking controlers were so
Speaker 2: fucking ship that it was just play on a fucking
Speaker 2: mouse and key. So I'm playing magmat X and all
Speaker 2: that ship just like which still feels disgusting because if
Speaker 2: you need to.
Speaker 1: I would rather played on a week controller than the
Speaker 1: Mad Cats version of anything. Yeah, no, for sure is
Speaker 1: kind of fine. Terrible. Hold it sideways, it's a rectangle.
Speaker 1: It feels so stupid.
Speaker 3: It's the process of using it feels as dumb.
Speaker 1: As it can possibly a robots car.
Speaker 2: I think that's the worst controller. Crazy I used keep going,
Speaker 2: keep going.
Speaker 3: I'm about to finish.
Speaker 1: Wiggle it a bit, don't forget that head. Yeah, I uh,
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I really hated the way. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just hated using that. I am. I saw it.
Speaker 2: I just started, uh because of my disdain for Nintendo.
Speaker 2: The recommended me of a video that's going pretty viral
Speaker 2: right now from a guy named bear Man thirty six hundred.
Speaker 2: It's just simple, do not buy the switch to and
Speaker 2: uh oh yeah that's gonna wait it almost has nine
Speaker 2: hundred k it blew a fuck up. Yeah, And I
Speaker 2: watched it like he he just goes through all the
Speaker 2: beats that we kind of talked about already. Sure, yeah,
Speaker 2: but like in a very compelling and a very it
Speaker 2: was this guy. I've never heard of this guy before,
Speaker 2: but I was like, oh, this is a I He's
Speaker 2: one of the better talkers that just like no bullshit,
Speaker 2: no fat.
Speaker 1: He's just going through.
Speaker 2: He's like, stop giving these niggas so much money, please,
Speaker 2: Like just it's almost like a just a plea of
Speaker 2: like stop, we'll get better ship if you just stop
Speaker 2: fucking buying this ship.
Speaker 3: I think that console is going to still sell decently well,
Speaker 3: but it's not good. It will it's not gonna blow up,
Speaker 3: it's not it's not gonna reach it's not going to
Speaker 3: reach the switch heights and like stuff like that.
Speaker 1: No, that's not going to be possible really right, but
Speaker 1: like it, you know, Nintendo never does that, but like
Speaker 1: in a row like well, Nintendo traditionally always like they
Speaker 1: hit a spike and then they trailed downwards because wasn't
Speaker 1: the sold more than the sn e s The SNS
Speaker 1: sold more than the n sixty four, yeah, for sure,
Speaker 1: and then the game so and and the NCC four
Speaker 1: sold more than the game cube. And it was the
Speaker 1: we that like blew up and then we was really
Speaker 1: only big because it was cheap and it appealed to
Speaker 1: like grandmothers and moms everyone. That's true. But and the
Speaker 1: switch also is like the we U and there was
Speaker 1: like a fucking traumatic day and then the switch was
Speaker 1: like that was that was a new thing at the time,
Speaker 1: and everybody was curious about It's like, oh, what like
Speaker 1: a like a it's a console but the hands but
Speaker 1: that's half of like.
Speaker 3: The whole because of every portable console sold better than
Speaker 3: the last portable console. What do you mean the game Boy?
Speaker 3: The game Boy then so good as the game Boy Color,
Speaker 3: then the game Boy Advance then so I was good
Speaker 3: as s P, and then the DS era was just
Speaker 3: ins was so insane that the we did so bad,
Speaker 3: but like and then they were fine.
Speaker 1: They were like, oh, it's okay that it's doing bad.
Speaker 1: I can't it's so weird.
Speaker 3: Like three D like the third most soul console of
Speaker 3: all time. No shot, there's a three DS isn't like
Speaker 3: it's it's definitely top five.
Speaker 1: I would be surprised to hear that, like worldwide sales.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be surprised.
Speaker 3: I think the three DS is definitely up there.
Speaker 1: Nintendo three DS, yeah, oh so you see the issue
Speaker 1: here is that the there's also like four of them. No,
Speaker 1: so they didn't Dick suck three?
Speaker 3: Is that?
Speaker 1: What is that what it stands for? So here's the irritating.
Speaker 3: Screen three Dick sucks.
Speaker 1: The Nintendo three DS sold seventy five million and the
Speaker 1: PSP sold eighty, game Boy Advance eighty one. Game Boy
Speaker 1: and game Boy Color are the same, so that on
Speaker 1: eighteen and Nintendo DS was one to fifty four. So like,
Speaker 1: I guess it's like it's just barely getting in the
Speaker 1: top five. I guess. So the Dick Suck was like
Speaker 1: the most all the Yeah, game Boy and game Board
Speaker 1: Color are like folded into the same thing. Yeah, just strange.
Speaker 2: I mean, look, I imagine those things would have sold
Speaker 2: better because you know, you know, you know what's so funny.
Speaker 2: We always talk about Sega always been ahead of its time,
Speaker 2: fucking the game gear had fucking led had a backlight.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like some technology comes to early though.
Speaker 1: It's you know, it's like Microsoft with the tablet computer
Speaker 1: in the nineties. Yes, we're like what, we didn't even
Speaker 1: have laptops in the.
Speaker 3: Convenient Like you're gonna make those kind of things. Are
Speaker 3: just like I think if those things don't sell well,
Speaker 3: we would get better stuff. But they never don't sell well.
Speaker 3: Like the basic ship off the Game Boy Advance sucked
Speaker 3: what and SP came out a better version of It's
Speaker 3: just like finally SP was a better version of this was.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that's not true. I'm just saying like
Speaker 1: that they say the Game of Advance sucks, It.
Speaker 3: Didn't suck, but the SP was a better idea that
Speaker 3: was right behind better because it's like, oh, here's something
Speaker 3: that like said, game gear did forever ago, we're finally
Speaker 3: going to implement.
Speaker 1: But the rechargeable battery that was game a game to
Speaker 1: we talked about it was interest needed like what like
Speaker 1: like seven you had like fourteen nine bolt batteries to
Speaker 1: use the game gear properly, and it only lasted like
Speaker 1: two and a half hours. Six batteries. The game was
Speaker 1: the game. The game I had a game gear had
Speaker 1: it was a lot. The game had to be a.
Speaker 3: Apparatus and you had to put it in the middle
Speaker 3: of your house and get all the soul energy they had.
Speaker 3: You'd be like, I could play for twenty five minutes,
Speaker 3: how much there's amazing, my light was going to be
Speaker 3: through the roof forever?
Speaker 1: How much? How much the game gear was No, you know,
Speaker 1: I was a kid when my mom got it for me.
Speaker 1: Do you have like a do you have like a
Speaker 1: memory of it being like expensive? So I am assumed
Speaker 1: my mom was always like a marked down type of person.
Speaker 2: So I imagine I imagine she got it when it
Speaker 2: was already failing or something, so like cause we got
Speaker 2: and and she she got a few games.
Speaker 1: I had an X Men game out of Bruce Lay
Speaker 1: he got in two thousand and three. It wasn't no I.
Speaker 1: I was definitely still like very young when I had it. End.
Speaker 1: I did take it places with me.
Speaker 2: Of course, I don't know what again you have it,
Speaker 2: so I don't know what happened clearly if even for
Speaker 2: me it failed because I didn't keep it around. I
Speaker 2: still wish I had it just to just for you know, did.
Speaker 3: You have to like fucking do actual surgery just to
Speaker 3: bring like a little tool bell. We had to change
Speaker 3: the batteries like my back in my game year.
Speaker 2: Like the thing was the back light was so goddamn impressive,
Speaker 2: like it's it it's it's it's that I was like
Speaker 2: a world without.
Speaker 1: That ship is weird to think about.
Speaker 2: Or I'm like, I can't believe I'm not attached light
Speaker 2: to play at night.
Speaker 3: I know, God, there were times at nighttime that I
Speaker 3: was playing Pokemon in the game Boy and I could
Speaker 3: see it. And I don't know either if I was
Speaker 3: on the edge of it some sort of evolution or
Speaker 3: I was just imagining that I used to do.
Speaker 1: I know I could.
Speaker 3: I was putting it like against the street light or
Speaker 3: something like that at the perfect end.
Speaker 1: Because I was I know it was dark. Well, Pokemon
Speaker 1: is a good game for that because you don't it's
Speaker 1: turn based, you know, there's not really you don't need
Speaker 1: to react really quick. Yeah, but like I remember like
Speaker 1: being in car rides home and playing playing like Pokemon
Speaker 1: Gold or something on the Game Boy Advance or game
Speaker 1: Boy and you'd wait for like the lights to illuminate
Speaker 1: the screen so you could play. Yeah. Wild.
Speaker 2: I still might have my attachment for the game Boy Advance,
Speaker 2: like where.
Speaker 1: I have my light still? Yea, I have the game
Speaker 1: Boy Advance. There was also one that was like it
Speaker 1: was almost like a magnifying glass or something. It was
Speaker 1: like a weird like clan. Yes, yeah it was. It
Speaker 1: was like it was like a light based Yes.
Speaker 2: I do remember that Bend over the Top. I do
Speaker 2: remember that because if you're blind, it can help you
Speaker 2: like see it better. Yeah yeah, wow, if I if
Speaker 2: I remember correctly, there might have been a version of
Speaker 2: the color that had a light on it, a light
Speaker 2: built into it like a back light.
Speaker 3: I don't remember. I don't think so, I just don't remember.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not the color. I remember. The sp was like
Speaker 1: that was the big thing about it. That was I mean,
Speaker 1: that was a huge stelly.
Speaker 3: But I feel like I lost.
Speaker 2: I'm probably misremembering something, because yeah, I have always like
Speaker 2: the SP was the revolution.
Speaker 1: I'm sad that mine is like not really working.
Speaker 3: What is it your sp I don't know where any
Speaker 3: of that shit is.
Speaker 1: Battery doesn't hold the charge anymore, that is all the shit.
Speaker 2: I don't know what happened to mine.
Speaker 1: They just walked off.
Speaker 3: Of course, all that was yes, I moved them are
Speaker 3: when I moved from New York to Upstate and I
Speaker 3: lost so much. I broke ship. I lost ship. I
Speaker 3: don't know where it went. My grandmother definitely offloaded ship.
Speaker 3: She was like, oh this is we couldn't find this. No,
Speaker 3: I got thrown away or got given to the fucking church.
Speaker 3: And I'm just like, that sucks.
Speaker 1: Some random church as your game boy past is like
Speaker 1: going bravy.
Speaker 3: I remember I brought my God. So this this is
Speaker 3: a this is a fucking flashback. It's a flashback.
Speaker 1: I went to.
Speaker 3: I went, that's crazy, that's crazy. I went, I went
Speaker 3: to church. This is church. I'll call uh Grand Central
Speaker 3: Tabernacle right right seventeen, the Grand nineteen, the Grand concourse.
Speaker 3: I went to that church. I remember I brought Pokemon
Speaker 3: there one time because my grandmother was like, you can
Speaker 3: play Pokemon, Like what, that's not? It was crazy. I
Speaker 3: played it in a bunch of them one like you're
Speaker 3: playing a devil worship game. And that was the moment
Speaker 3: I realized I hated niggas. I was like, oh, no,
Speaker 3: you guys are garbage.
Speaker 1: That's so crazy. This is a game about animal. The
Speaker 1: Catholic fool that I went to was so like barely Catholic.
Speaker 1: I guess yeah, because like we just we literally we
Speaker 1: would bring Smash Brothers. I remember a kid brought his
Speaker 1: game Cube like damn near every day, and when school
Speaker 1: would end, like an after school period be again, we
Speaker 1: just hooked it up to the TV in the bathroom
Speaker 1: and teacher would just being in the back green bapers
Speaker 1: just watching like, oh, I don't understand what's happening. He
Speaker 1: was definitely too old to play that shit. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: it's not like he was like a younger guy who
Speaker 1: was like, oh cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I mean that's cool man, Yeah, I
Speaker 2: definitely yeah. But you were in a weirder culty type
Speaker 2: of church, right, I mean yeah, I guess yeah. I
Speaker 2: mean the Southern Baptists were very similar in a way,
Speaker 2: not in the style, but at least in the conviction
Speaker 2: because it was like that too. I remember Batman Batman
Speaker 2: Forever had just come out recently and they had this
Speaker 2: soundtrack and the soundtrack was kind of fun, like you know,
Speaker 2: kiss Kiss by a Rose Yeah, bone Thugs. Like, so
Speaker 2: I'm listening like bone Thugs and Armies yeah, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm fucking I'm in a we're doing a church function
Speaker 2: thing and I'm just singing some bone Thugs and like
Speaker 2: they were like mad at me, you can't be singing.
Speaker 2: I'm like, stop singing bone Thugs and harmony fuck up.
Speaker 2: Like I'm like, I'm like a little kid enjoying. You know,
Speaker 2: what is it ninety five? So I'm like seven or
Speaker 2: some ship and they're like, oh, you can't be you know.
Speaker 2: I'm like, wait, what why? Why am I going to
Speaker 2: join the bone Thugs? That's gonna happen?
Speaker 1: What is that? What is me enjoying this song going
Speaker 1: to do? And I'm everybody, I'm gonna be I might
Speaker 1: kill all of you. You're gonna be racist, bone Bone
Speaker 1: you got a busy boy, you got crazy, but you
Speaker 1: got racist bone He's just throwing in there like it's
Speaker 1: all the normal bones. And then there's you, child, child,
Speaker 1: You the most racist member of the group by far,
Speaker 1: by a mile. I love that. I love Bone Thugs, dude.
Speaker 3: I respect Bone Thugs harmly a lot.
Speaker 1: I just like they were. I mean the listening to music,
Speaker 1: because I was there's a huge, a.
Speaker 3: Fucking little blacket from New York and that's not the
Speaker 3: kind of music you listen to there, because that's like
Speaker 3: about like bettering your mind. And I was like, nah, man,
Speaker 3: I want to listen to freaking isn't a big pun
Speaker 3: talk about killing people of different ethnicities?
Speaker 1: Indeed, I love Big Punisher is such a it sounds
Speaker 1: like it's like a felling name to me.
Speaker 3: I like the idea of Punisher and Big Punisher existing
Speaker 3: in the same world.
Speaker 1: There's two. There's Punisher there and there's Big Punishing.
Speaker 3: Guarantees bigger Punisher.
Speaker 1: I guarantee you. By the way, no shot anybody listening
Speaker 1: knows what the fuck we're talking about with Bone Thugs
Speaker 1: and Harmony. Yeah, no, I think I think some of
Speaker 1: them do. Maybe, like there's a very small like I
Speaker 1: bet Jordan knows.
Speaker 3: Of course, of course he does. He knows.
Speaker 1: He's probably I went about them recently really in the
Speaker 1: last like five weeks. Yeah, I'm not even kidding, because
Speaker 1: there's so John mulaney has like a late night live
Speaker 1: show on Netflix or whatever. Yeah, and he was supposed
Speaker 1: he there was supposed to be a bit where he
Speaker 1: gets Bone Thugs and Harmony to come in and perform
Speaker 1: like some sad eulogy for like something. It was that
Speaker 1: the big song that they had, cross Roads, Crossroads, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he opened he opens the show, was like, hey,
Speaker 1: we've tried to do this bit, and he tells his
Speaker 1: whole story about how he was how he was in
Speaker 1: contact with like their manager, and their manager was like, hey,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be you know, they're gonna need this and
Speaker 1: they're gonna need that. And you know, by the way,
Speaker 1: it's gonna get impossible to get Busy Bone involved because
Speaker 1: Busy Bone doesn't play with the other bones because it
Speaker 1: which of course he's Busy Busy Uh. And it was
Speaker 1: just this whole thing where like it just turns out
Speaker 1: that like it was just a scammer who like tried
Speaker 1: to get like one hundred grand out of John Mulaney,
Speaker 1: and he just was not the He wasn't at all
Speaker 1: connected to Bone Thugs and Harmony, And so he opened
Speaker 1: the phone lines the entire night to see like, hey,
Speaker 1: if you're in Bone Thugs and Harmony, please call. And
Speaker 1: that's the only reason I know anything about it. I
Speaker 1: don't think so.
Speaker 2: I think of the last time Bone Thugs have done anything.
Speaker 2: The closest thing is I remember.
Speaker 3: Who was it.
Speaker 2: I don't even remember which bone was a millionaire? Yeah,
Speaker 2: riding Dirty?
Speaker 1: Which bone? Which bone was it? You asked?
Speaker 3: You asking me? Like I was sentient truly at that ride,
Speaker 3: and Dirty came out when I was like maybe eleven,
Speaker 3: and I was just like I was trying to I
Speaker 3: was I was playing like Armageddon and Ship and Deadly
Speaker 3: Alliance and I was like, I don't know what the fire,
Speaker 3: TV feel.
Speaker 1: Dirty was everywhere. Go look at a picture Chamellionaire. I
Speaker 1: don't think he's a real person. No, he's clearly a synth.
Speaker 2: Called this man like I was like a Chamellionaire. I
Speaker 2: was like, I think he's actually a reptilian.
Speaker 1: He's a chameleon like like like a pit bull. He
Speaker 1: was like a pit bull human like when I looked
Speaker 1: at him, like he gives me like said the uncanny Valley.
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't think this is a real person. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then he thinking only he has still rich, you know, right,
Speaker 1: Oh you like invested, you invested money? Good? Good?
Speaker 3: I mean when you call it. So he was like, oh,
Speaker 3: I want to invest money.
Speaker 1: Okay, there you go.
Speaker 2: I mean because to me, it's like when you do
Speaker 2: when you haven't hit that big ye, you have so
Speaker 2: much money coming in, just just at that time, a
Speaker 2: little bit of it and you'll be fine.
Speaker 3: I feel like at that time because I don't know,
Speaker 3: I feel like now people that are rich don't really
Speaker 3: get poor anymore, you know, but it happens still some people.
Speaker 2: It's hard if you just listen to no one, you're like,
Speaker 2: you know what, I'm gonna just buy all what I want.
Speaker 2: And because everybody knows the diversify income, Like everybody knows
Speaker 2: this at this point. Like if you're if you if
Speaker 2: you get a lot of money and you go, bro,
Speaker 2: you're a fucking retard.
Speaker 3: By property, by property, rental property. That's the easiest way.
Speaker 3: That's the that's that's the easiest way.
Speaker 1: The way. Man, I don't want to contribute to that dude.
Speaker 1: That's that's my prob.
Speaker 3: You don't have to rent top property for greatest prices.
Speaker 3: You can go under market value.
Speaker 1: And then you probably get kill You're not going to
Speaker 1: really make money, No, No, you can still easily.
Speaker 3: It makes easy to make money. You'll make you well,
Speaker 3: you just won't make as much money as other people,
Speaker 3: but you still make money.
Speaker 1: You might and you might get killed. You would get
Speaker 1: kiss people.
Speaker 2: You're gonna be like, Oh, here comes fucking Robinhood here
Speaker 2: trying to try to make things better for the community.
Speaker 3: Let's said, like if you, if you like rented up
Speaker 3: like you somehow bought a bill on the Lower East Side,
Speaker 3: and you paid and you made rent like januine like
Speaker 3: fort like maybe like seventy five percent of what it
Speaker 3: normally is. You still make a ton of money, and
Speaker 3: you would give people the chance to live in those apartments.
Speaker 3: But then people in the area would kill you. They
Speaker 3: would have you killed, or they'd find child on your
Speaker 3: phone and they'd be like, what's where does get here?
Speaker 1: Check his phone? He has a CP pictures.
Speaker 3: On your guy, Vanessa, have you seen my butt plug?
Speaker 3: It's big and spiked. It looks someilar a Bowser shout.
Speaker 3: He would not know Bowser. Yeah he would, I think, yeah,
Speaker 3: I think he who Bowser. I think he looks up
Speaker 3: the Bowser. I think he played a video game. Was
Speaker 3: when Bowser was introduced.
Speaker 1: I would never waste my time with video games. I
Speaker 1: only play real game, only play real games.
Speaker 3: I play Mario Chess, WE Sports we Sports Resort, WE
Speaker 3: Sports Demo disc.
Speaker 1: He only plays with sports bill somehow so out of shape.
Speaker 3: I really enjoy it. It's fun. I like fighting particularly.
Speaker 1: I would I would love to see like Wilson Fisk
Speaker 1: review video games on like a YouTube channel, like like
Speaker 1: SAMI Classic, Sami Classic, Sonic Man, or like a bg
Speaker 1: and or something.
Speaker 3: That's a Sonical six.
Speaker 1: The worst game on the PlayStation three and Xbox.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of problems to this game, but graphically
Speaker 3: there are some achievements.
Speaker 1: Some achievements in the right environments. This is a stunning look.
Speaker 2: I know, I should get so tired of that gimmick
Speaker 2: after like a vide.
Speaker 1: Dude, it would be a one video max. It would
Speaker 1: be watch.
Speaker 2: I would keep going like I should be like, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: one video should be more than another.
Speaker 1: More like it's like that, Uh, it's like that Dan
Speaker 1: Herschel guy. I'm not sure if that's actually his name,
Speaker 1: Like I only I only ever skim his name.
Speaker 3: You knocked it, you did it. You tried to not
Speaker 3: knock it over and then try to not knock it over.
Speaker 3: You knocked it over, and you had that.
Speaker 1: There's no there's no more accurate metaphor for my life
Speaker 1: than that was like a video game level, like there
Speaker 1: was frames missing. That was like rain when like you
Speaker 1: suck up the quick time that it was crazy for
Speaker 1: the other listeners, I like nearly knocked over like a glass. Ye, anyway,
Speaker 1: I forgot what I was saying. Don't make cry. They're
Speaker 1: a good marshall. Oh yeah, they're a good marshall. I've
Speaker 1: heard that even when fuck Frogger from nine out of
Speaker 1: ten nine rogers that. Yeah, he only like he only
Speaker 1: likes games like that, like everything else that's too complex. Second,
Speaker 1: there's an analog, if there's an analytic invald, he hates it.
Speaker 3: I played Mega Man three last night, beat the game
Speaker 3: without dying once.
Speaker 1: Damn, he's good. I'm really that guy. I was picture
Speaker 1: that's unreasonable being he can't even hold the controller to
Speaker 1: do that. He plays it like this literally, but that's
Speaker 1: a come look, come on fire anyway, So yeah, don't
Speaker 1: we cry. Did you watch the Netflix Devil May Cry?
Speaker 1: I have some thoughts. It was okay, yeah, my favorite part.
Speaker 1: Did you finish it or no?
Speaker 2: I got three episodes in because I got a I
Speaker 2: got so pulled out of it in the second episode
Speaker 2: that you know.
Speaker 1: My probe is aching. We're moving on, Yeah, we are,
Speaker 1: We're moving on, Kingpin later, stand down king Yeah, alright, bye, alright,
Speaker 1: it's crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I started watching it because I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's all I'm gonna I'm watching it during lunchtime, and
Speaker 2: first episode really enjoyed.
Speaker 1: It started out really really good.
Speaker 2: And I have the same problem that I have with
Speaker 2: a lot of things now where I feel like I
Speaker 2: don't run into this very often, especially back in the day.
Speaker 2: I feel like people try to avoid so much, you know,
Speaker 2: is it called it contrivance where they just kind of
Speaker 2: like shoehorn stuff in just to advance the plot instead
Speaker 2: of like, maybe let me take a moment to make
Speaker 2: this feel better. And I feel like a lot of
Speaker 2: times people just aren't doing that as much anymore because
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter. It's kind of like the criticism for Nintendo,
Speaker 2: where they're like, why try harder when we don't have to,
Speaker 2: like they know people are gonna buy their shit.
Speaker 1: I think contrivance is a part of every kind of
Speaker 1: storytelling media.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: I don't think so, because like I watched, I rewatch
Speaker 2: a lot of stuff that I love. I rewatch and
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, I.
Speaker 1: Think you're probably loving a lot. I think you probably
Speaker 1: love it in spite of the contrivance. No, because I
Speaker 1: point if there's anything, I will point it out.
Speaker 2: It's not like I'm ignoring stuff when I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: I can't believe all this is how this It's just
Speaker 2: things are usually just happening, beat by beat in a
Speaker 2: way that just makes sense within its universe.
Speaker 3: I don't think Devin may Cry isn't without problems and contrivances.
Speaker 3: But it's hard for me to find a series that
Speaker 3: I love that doesn't have moments of like object like
Speaker 3: fucking buffoonery, well thing about like saying that would dislike
Speaker 3: and every other context something would happen to make this
Speaker 3: not as dumb as it is. But because a plot
Speaker 3: needs to continue and a show can't be three episodes long,
Speaker 3: see doesn't that doesn't need to happen.
Speaker 1: It's just like, oh, just write this slightly differently.
Speaker 2: And what I mean by that is so like, uh,
Speaker 2: you know, I was thinking about everybody talks about Game
Speaker 2: of Thrones and man, the first four seasons are great.
Speaker 2: Five and six is debatable. People debate on whether they
Speaker 2: like them or not. I'm fine with them. Seven eight,
Speaker 2: everybody's like, Okay, yeah, these are fucking lazy and extremely contrived.
Speaker 2: Like people understand that it's out of laziness.
Speaker 1: They checked out.
Speaker 2: And I feel like that's when I see people that
Speaker 2: who can write well versus when they don't give a shit.
Speaker 3: But even Game of Thrones, I love the show, there's
Speaker 3: a lot of stupid ass control to me, like a
Speaker 3: big one. Rob Stark not marrying that woman, Ned Stark
Speaker 3: fucking choosing to fucking try to trust Lord Baylish when
Speaker 3: he knows he's a liar. But what does that contrive
Speaker 3: because all of those moments could have been avoided by
Speaker 3: just a little bit of sense being made to be like, ah,
Speaker 3: maybe even though this is like a character I am,
Speaker 3: this is gonna lead to some functions. So in your opinion,
Speaker 3: you think that Rob isn't that naive based on his
Speaker 3: actions the whole time of leading an army and being
Speaker 3: fairly intelligent. Yeah, and there's nothing wrong with that, right,
Speaker 3: because what happens is that in this in in every
Speaker 3: form of medium, there's always a smarter choice that, particularly
Speaker 3: for the viewer, we can see it's like, oh, it's
Speaker 3: a better choice to do this, But it wouldn't lead
Speaker 3: to shows. It would lead to like, fucking It.
Speaker 1: Would be like in Breaking Bad if he just like
Speaker 1: accepted the money exactly, like, like, why would you not
Speaker 1: accept that money? You're about to die? You know, it
Speaker 1: doesn't really make any sense? Ye see?
Speaker 2: In in in certain and I always say within I
Speaker 2: always say especially when.
Speaker 1: Usually character character moments are supposed to be able. Characters
Speaker 1: are supposed to be able to like, like, but this
Speaker 1: character kind of is the reason why he doesn't do this, right,
Speaker 1: But it's like, that's still fucking stupid to me.
Speaker 2: It's like to me, it's fine, see it's not. It's
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter if it's stupid or not. You can
Speaker 2: still think it's stupid. It's like does it make sense?
Speaker 2: Something can not make sense or make sense and still
Speaker 2: be stupid just for like, oh this character did this thing,
Speaker 2: and I didn't like it. It was stupid, but it
Speaker 2: makes sense of that character to do it.
Speaker 3: I think that, I think, I think I think that
Speaker 3: needs And so here's the thing with.
Speaker 2: Like Dante, Like say, when it comes to the show,
Speaker 2: Dante is almost a flawless person.
Speaker 1: The way that he operates.
Speaker 2: He's a dumb ass idiot that he's like a childish childlike,
Speaker 2: but when he maneuvers and when he works, like if
Speaker 2: he's not like he's he's so like say, within the show,
Speaker 2: they showed how perfect he is essentially where you can
Speaker 2: dodge hundreds and hundred of bullets at a time. He's
Speaker 2: so fucking incredibly fast. We understand this, they clearly show you.
Speaker 2: Then just minutes later, Lady shows up and all of
Speaker 2: a sudden, he has fucking mudding issues.
Speaker 1: He's fucking, he's, he's, he's, he's.
Speaker 2: A fucking grappling gun that is infinitely slower than a
Speaker 2: bullet grazes his neck when he was just dodging hundreds
Speaker 2: of bullets, and then when it's retracting, which is even
Speaker 2: slower than it projecting out Jesus necklace shooting by him,
Speaker 2: can't even grab it.
Speaker 1: And I was just like, I'm slower than a bullet.
Speaker 2: How can it you really think that a piece of
Speaker 2: metal to a fucking rope is faster than a.
Speaker 1: Bullet theoretically move faster than Is that you just making
Speaker 1: that up? Or why?
Speaker 2: Like the show opening so the very open so I
Speaker 2: know what you're saying, but I'm looking at it happening,
Speaker 2: So you making that up? What do you mean makes
Speaker 2: no sense to the physics of scene.
Speaker 1: But what you're seeing is not how things are represented,
Speaker 1: like literally in the world, Like the world isn't moving
Speaker 1: in slow motion when slow motion happens. That's so that's
Speaker 1: not even what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: No, because when a bullet's moving and slow small slow motion,
Speaker 2: just like when the rocket is moving a little bit
Speaker 2: slower when he stops the rocket, for example, sure like
Speaker 2: it's still faster than that. Fucking to me, look at this,
Speaker 2: what what's happening right now? Is making in it kind
Speaker 2: of like it's like shoe horning a excuse to kind
Speaker 2: of make it not bother.
Speaker 1: You as much. I think the show starts off immediately
Speaker 1: telling you how dumb it's going to be, Like the
Speaker 1: very first scene of that show is stupid, and so like, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: this is okay.
Speaker 2: This it shows that, it shows you that there's gonna
Speaker 2: be like a buffed nerve power level.
Speaker 1: That's no, no, it shows that nothing like dude, the
Speaker 1: baby in the stroller where the toy rolls into a
Speaker 1: fucking alley, right, and then the like, oh, let me
Speaker 1: wheel my baby into this alley to chase this fist three.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be. But I don't understand why, But why
Speaker 1: hold on? Hold on?
Speaker 2: I just want to respond to what he's saying, like
Speaker 2: I don't understand, like why something being cheeky means that,
Speaker 2: like writing can all of a sudden be lazy, Like
Speaker 2: I don't people do.
Speaker 1: This all the time? Writing was immediately lazy?
Speaker 2: Like how is that lazy?
Speaker 1: I would even stop? Why would you go?
Speaker 5: Why?
Speaker 1: Why would you do that? Mother in their right mind
Speaker 1: would wheel a baby into a dark alley in the
Speaker 1: middle of the city, Like it's insane.
Speaker 3: Well, you figure out later on what that home attraction was.
Speaker 3: But what happens is for for my perception of it
Speaker 3: is that first and foremost, these are people who hunt demons.
Speaker 3: Lady is not those mercenaries. She's a part of a
Speaker 3: group of people that literally hunt demons, not to mention,
Speaker 3: they were spectating him the whole time. Now, granted, what
Speaker 3: are we talking about? So they know they've seen how
Speaker 3: he can move already, they've already seen his ability, like
Speaker 3: what he's capable of, maybe not to the fullest degree,
Speaker 3: maybe him not going balls to the walls trying to
Speaker 3: like eliminate somebody, But they were like literally out there
Speaker 3: observing him the whole time. Lady was like, oh, like
Speaker 3: tune didn't see what he's doing. So granted, when she's
Speaker 3: gonna approachhim, she probably gonna approach him a way the
Speaker 3: other people can't.
Speaker 1: Did she that? I? Based on what we see? Yes?
Speaker 3: Do I think it's it's not the best display of it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: But like, how the fuck is anyone gonna stop Dante? Period?
Speaker 1: Ever? Ever, that's the thing.
Speaker 2: Stay with me as a writer. That is the question
Speaker 2: you asked, Hey, this is kind of dumb. How do
Speaker 2: we make it actually seem more believable?
Speaker 1: Too? Like this guy was just dodging hundreds of bullets?
Speaker 1: How are we gonna do this?
Speaker 2: Oh, maybe a diversion. A diversion would be fucking great.
Speaker 2: So like to try to distract him and then something
Speaker 2: else happens, and then you can get to a point
Speaker 2: because Dante's been hit before. He's got hit by some bullets,
Speaker 2: but like he's he did not get hit by a
Speaker 2: sing he's been hit, but like saying, like he even
Speaker 2: you know when when the shotguners pressed to him, he
Speaker 2: he gets.
Speaker 1: Why did he does that?
Speaker 3: Why didn't that disappear from that?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 1: No, See that's my point.
Speaker 2: In that moment where he was close enough to Wward,
Speaker 2: it's just like, well, I'm just gonna take it.
Speaker 1: That's fine. Well, yeah, Dante tried.
Speaker 2: To and let's say, maybe you're not remembering the scene.
Speaker 2: He tries to dodge somehow can't dodge. That's what I'm
Speaker 2: saying when I talk about contrivance. He tried to dodge
Speaker 2: somehow couldn't dodge it, and Chris introduced what it would
Speaker 2: I feels faster than that, and I'm like, well, now
Speaker 2: we're doing the whole thing where it's like we're adding
Speaker 2: stuff on.
Speaker 1: You'd have to why not that I applied by the
Speaker 1: fact that it happened that it would be faster than
Speaker 1: it's absolutely not implied.
Speaker 2: That's literally how well, that's not how it works at all,
Speaker 2: because that's dude, you're now you're acting like contrivances doesn't exist.
Speaker 1: Now, no contrivance. I think it's it doesn't have to be.
Speaker 1: I can't think of anything that isn't think of it
Speaker 1: like this. I don't know how you can, Derek, Derek,
Speaker 1: name me one thing that Derek, did you watch you
Speaker 1: know what contrivance is? Yeah? Are you sure? Are you no? I?
Speaker 1: I am, I'm absolutely sure.
Speaker 3: So wait, what's that? Let me just point point by point.
Speaker 3: You watch drag you watch Dragon ball Z. Right of
Speaker 3: course you remember when freeza oh no, no, freeze the
Speaker 3: fault trunks right, yeah, a million?
Speaker 1: Do you remember?
Speaker 3: So in the perception of that when they show that videotape,
Speaker 3: did you know the new Dragon ball Z move with
Speaker 3: gohang gos beasts and everything like that, Yeah, we are
Speaker 3: in that interaction we see trunks slash fees like twelve times. Right,
Speaker 3: the interaction you see one slash and it gets blown
Speaker 3: up afterwards. That is what we see is a not
Speaker 3: a fighter, a pillaging. But for them, what the video
Speaker 3: saw is like, oh we got slashed, wasn't blown up?
Speaker 3: That was an instant thing. And I feel like that's
Speaker 3: what happens often whenever these are characters are super speed.
Speaker 3: There's gonna be what we see as the video observers
Speaker 3: opposed to like the actual time of interaction that's happening.
Speaker 3: Granted it's filling in blanks that are not kind of
Speaker 3: presented by the medium, but it's a safe assumption to
Speaker 3: be made, you know.
Speaker 1: I think that's you're not gonna have a guy walk
Speaker 1: out on screen and say, like we talk about this
Speaker 1: is faster than a bullet, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Well, so I think I think when we talk about
Speaker 2: Aukham's razor, like see like you guys are doing the
Speaker 2: opposite of Auchham's razor. Because to me, it's as simple
Speaker 2: as you know, that example that I was giving about
Speaker 2: Game of Thrones where the writing was a lot tighter
Speaker 2: and then it was a lot looser after it got
Speaker 2: on they stopped.
Speaker 1: Caring as much. I think it's as simple as that.
Speaker 2: I think, like to well, but the problem is there
Speaker 2: you're pushing back against that that notion of that I
Speaker 2: think you can apply written of things can be written
Speaker 2: a lot better.
Speaker 1: And the thing is, that's my entire argument.
Speaker 3: It's not perfect.
Speaker 1: The writing of what well see like you see this
Speaker 1: is this is people people keep saying this, Oh, this
Speaker 1: is dumb. I'm like, no, it's not.
Speaker 3: The physics.
Speaker 2: Don't the the thing, the the ip whatever it is,
Speaker 2: can be whimsical and dumb. That doesn't mean the physics
Speaker 2: need to be dumb. That's the thing I keep hearing
Speaker 2: this argument physics, yes, because that it's literally I'm talking
Speaker 2: about a physics issue.
Speaker 1: I don't even know why you question that.
Speaker 2: If we're talking about physics and velocity in half life,
Speaker 2: if we're talking about physics, we're literally talking about physics
Speaker 2: of the bullet and the fucking grappling.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but we're talking about physics of a bullet and
Speaker 1: a grappling in the world that's looking absurd where the
Speaker 1: physics doesn't seem to apply at all. He wouldn't be
Speaker 1: able to jump through the bus the way, but like
Speaker 1: all sorts of juggle people in the air the way
Speaker 1: he does. Like it's ridiculous. Why because he's because why
Speaker 1: because that's not how weight works, and so it's not
Speaker 1: how anyth would happen. He's a fucking demon, dude.
Speaker 2: So I guess you're in a world like this, But
Speaker 2: see you're what it is to me, it's like your explanations.
Speaker 2: Oh there's weird stuff. So I don't care about anything anymore.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: And to me, I'm like, oh, I I would enjoy
Speaker 2: it better if it was just written in a more
Speaker 2: clever way. That's basically my and is I personally don't
Speaker 2: give a ship. If you don't care, that's fine, that's yeah, fine, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I literally that's not I'm so what's happening is I'm
Speaker 2: giving you my opinion pushing back, and I'm like, so
Speaker 2: I'm pushing back. But if you were just like, Okay,
Speaker 2: I see, I see you, I see your opinon. I
Speaker 2: don't agree, I'd be like, oh, no problem, that's not
Speaker 2: what's happening. That's literally the only reason I'm pushing back.
Speaker 1: It's like that.
Speaker 2: So it's so I can just go back to just,
Speaker 2: you know, my original point of why of having a
Speaker 2: problem with it.
Speaker 1: But that's just how it works.
Speaker 2: Chris, like, you know, like you know, I'm like, if
Speaker 2: if I'm gonna give your opinion, I'm like, no, I
Speaker 2: don't care at all.
Speaker 1: I remember that. I remember there was a scene in
Speaker 1: episode three that really was like what the how are
Speaker 1: you surviving this?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: You know, like when the whole squad gets wiped out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like what ladies. Yeah, and then you're like, all right,
Speaker 1: well you know it's.
Speaker 2: Says the part already happened with how she somehow got
Speaker 2: free and captured Dante. Yeah, I was already like checked
Speaker 2: out or I'm like, oh, this is just gonna happen
Speaker 2: through it. This what happened to me with the like
Speaker 2: you said the same, the same argument was made Fallout
Speaker 2: all fall it's a crazy wild world. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I understand that, but there's still, as always say, you
Speaker 2: can still have the same destination.
Speaker 1: Just make the journey makes sense. And that's that always.
Speaker 2: Like, if if it were up to me, I would
Speaker 2: love to write something that was just more satisfactory to
Speaker 2: where it's like, Okay, I know Dante's way faster, way
Speaker 2: stronger than lady, So there's got to be a way
Speaker 2: that's not retarded to subdue him, like in the way
Speaker 2: that he just I'm gonna hold her arms and leave
Speaker 2: her legs completely free. Like all of a sudden, he
Speaker 2: turns into the dumbest person ever. I'm like, oh, now
Speaker 2: she kicks him.
Speaker 1: I think is that he's strong, but he doesn't he
Speaker 1: doesn't have to contend with anybody. He doesn't have to
Speaker 1: normally contend with anybody that understands how to deal with
Speaker 1: something like him. He's always dealing with like fucking morons
Speaker 1: with guns or like just like knucklehead like mercenary guys.
Speaker 1: They're not really like equipped to deal with what he is.
Speaker 1: That's that's that's kind of my brain. It's like, okay, well,
Speaker 1: there it is. That's that's fine to me. Like I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't think.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's not just doing her like just
Speaker 1: by oh let me do it.
Speaker 3: Dante doesn't take it. And this is where I don't.
Speaker 1: This is where I do. This is what I haven't.
Speaker 3: This is where my problem truly begins. I think Dante
Speaker 3: acts more like Nero than Dante in an entire theater. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't think he acts like Dante. I think Dante
Speaker 3: is kind of more like doesn't take things seriously, but
Speaker 3: he's he's kind of like withdrawn at first, like that
Speaker 3: age of Dante where and that would make my five
Speaker 3: then he's a fucking clown. He doesn't care. He's a god.
Speaker 1: Essentially, he's like I don't give an.
Speaker 3: You guys can't even if can stop me as my
Speaker 3: brother up there and he's not down here, so everybody
Speaker 3: else down here.
Speaker 1: Hat get on his head, by the way, what he
Speaker 1: puts it on? No he doesn't, he does no on. No,
Speaker 1: he holds it in his hands and.
Speaker 3: Then it flips over it and it flies. Oh magic,
Speaker 3: there's been magic.
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Okay, I don't I don't remember.
Speaker 1: That to me is like physics. To me, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, he just.
Speaker 3: To that Chris, he beat up a dry headed dog
Speaker 3: and it turned in a nun Judgs.
Speaker 1: That is you know, like like it's meant to un serious.
Speaker 3: It's meant to be ridiculous and cool at the same time.
Speaker 3: And that's what that's my thing. I like about Dovin
Speaker 3: mccry and even for this show, right, I think the
Speaker 3: show is not bad. I think Ladies a little mad.
Speaker 3: He's a little bad.
Speaker 1: You know what pisses me a little bit. There's one
Speaker 1: thing that does bother me about it specifically, And it's
Speaker 1: like the three D parts, yeah, where like some of
Speaker 1: the some of the characters are like three D yeah,
Speaker 1: like the brothers. Yeah. And I'm just like, which this
Speaker 1: is distracting as fuck because.
Speaker 2: Friend stood DMC three though. That was cool rock Yeah,
Speaker 2: yeah school when they put that, when they put together.
Speaker 3: I was like, the fact he doesn't keep any weapons
Speaker 3: bothers me to my spirit. Yeah it's fine.
Speaker 1: I mean at least he used it in that little
Speaker 1: motorcycle sequence that makes bapst. But I get it, you know,
Speaker 1: yeah with Popper, what's that fucking like mediums style of
Speaker 1: it or like, yeah, they didn't have the original drums.
Speaker 1: It wasn't the original. It was almost like it was
Speaker 1: almost like a what do you call it? Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, okay, but it makes to me
Speaker 2: that totally makes sense to to the devil make cry.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but no man, I always uh, I like
Speaker 2: I like, you know, like say I don't critique horror
Speaker 2: films in this way because they couldn't exist without a contrivance, right,
Speaker 2: So you you don't hear me like say, oh pick one,
Speaker 2: even my favorite ones like a Texas chainsaw or something.
Speaker 1: I'm like, just don't can't do it. Yeah, they're just
Speaker 1: don't go, don't.
Speaker 3: Exist. Everything that has to deal with some form of
Speaker 3: magic or so per natural thing will have contrivances. I
Speaker 3: think when there's like Dante is a paranormal like like
Speaker 3: on like on paper, mathematically interacting with Dante doesn't make
Speaker 3: the fact that like they were shooting at him and
Speaker 3: then he was there shooting where.
Speaker 2: They're like that is awesome and he's like right next
Speaker 2: to but it's like this is this guy like he's so,
Speaker 2: but that's my thing where like they just demonstrated how
Speaker 2: godly fasted.
Speaker 3: No, but I understand that, But I think it's just
Speaker 3: the idea he doesn't take anything seriously, right, but which
Speaker 3: is like and I think that's why Lady can get
Speaker 3: a one up on him in the first I don't think.
Speaker 2: So here's the thing where like, to me, then it
Speaker 2: just ignores how serious he takes that fucking necklace.
Speaker 3: He does because he doesn't but doesn't but then he
Speaker 3: doesn't No, no, I doesn't he does.
Speaker 2: He's so he's so doesn't care that he starts instead
Speaker 2: of immediately getting his necklace back, he's just talking to
Speaker 2: this chick that is not even fully subdued. And then
Speaker 2: all of a sudden gets big version of the necklace
Speaker 2: that turns into a grenade, and I'm like, this is
Speaker 2: confident of what's confident?
Speaker 3: Like this is al I'm gonna try to.
Speaker 2: He's just he's not with her, he didn't flo with her.
Speaker 2: This hot girl happened. Yes, you're adding do you see
Speaker 2: how you're adding layers on layers to.
Speaker 1: Make it money? There are layers that are implied by what.
Speaker 2: That's for debate, it's not implied. I mean that's fine,
Speaker 2: Like I am, so that's not everything either.
Speaker 1: You can't just what you just say ship I don't like.
Speaker 2: But it's like, okay, look at that's wild. I loved them, dude.
Speaker 2: Discussions are great, and then that's what people do. It's like, say,
Speaker 2: even like something in hereditary, why I even why I
Speaker 2: even criticize that at all? We're all like this is like, well,
Speaker 2: I would say contrived discussion. I'm gonna inject so much
Speaker 2: ship in here so where people think, oh I'm gonna
Speaker 2: have this and then it's gonna make a million things.
Speaker 2: I understand what they're doing great. So when it comes
Speaker 2: to stuff like this, I don't think there's any problem
Speaker 2: with discussing what does this mean? Or why do you
Speaker 2: think he did this? But really what I just from
Speaker 2: my interpretation, just from based off of seeing how people write,
Speaker 2: and that's why I use Game of Thrones as an
Speaker 2: example that a lot of times, it's not like we're
Speaker 2: doing this to have people discuss this. It's more of
Speaker 2: like I'm lazy and I because I think, I think
Speaker 2: because if you ask, like I say, for let's just
Speaker 2: talk about the scene that we're talking about, if if
Speaker 2: with with the next lady, Yeah, lady and Dante, Like say,
Speaker 2: if I were to ask you guys, I know you
Speaker 2: don't care, but I'm just kind of like entertaining me.
Speaker 3: You know, like.
Speaker 2: Since Dante is so much like you know, there has
Speaker 2: to be something, there's gonna be some exception to make
Speaker 2: sure that he gets subdued by lady. It's like in
Speaker 2: the best way possible, Like is there not? Do you
Speaker 2: think there might be like a better way to do
Speaker 2: that to make it just more like this guy is
Speaker 2: so godly she has to do something really clever to
Speaker 2: do it, But what ends up happening she doesn't do
Speaker 2: anything clever.
Speaker 1: That's the only thing that bothers me where I think
Speaker 1: that the grenade disguises clever clever. I mean, clearly it
Speaker 1: worked it. I think it's like you're it's like you're
Speaker 1: missing but what is that? What is that to somebody
Speaker 1: who is godly fast. Was that actually it just worked because.
Speaker 3: They made it. That's particularly unclever, like a hologram grenade
Speaker 3: that like he grabs too fast to.
Speaker 1: Fall for grenade. It's he didn't think I didn't think.
Speaker 3: I think I think he can. He can still be
Speaker 3: caught off guard, like I think I think he is.
Speaker 3: I think he is extremely fast. But I think the
Speaker 3: problem where Dante comes from is that he has like
Speaker 3: he could have killed her when.
Speaker 1: They were running.
Speaker 3: He could have zoomed to cut her head off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he did. He didn't want to kill. He could.
Speaker 1: It's just like he didn't want to kill the merce.
Speaker 3: Yah.
Speaker 1: See that makes sense. He didn't want to kill.
Speaker 3: He doesn't have the intent to like really harm because
Speaker 3: he's like, I'll get out of this, Like what are
Speaker 3: they going to do to stop? Even when he's in
Speaker 3: the back of the car when they have him bound,
Speaker 3: he's like, dude, like I don't care what's gonna happen.
Speaker 3: I'm a break at this somehow. I literally can't die.
Speaker 3: You put a shotgun through the middle of me, and
Speaker 3: I was like, oh man, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: That's so for me.
Speaker 3: In his mind is like he doesn't take anything that's
Speaker 3: happened to him to the point he's like, I have
Speaker 3: to really be frightened of this, you know.
Speaker 1: And it's just like I was specifically a specifically about
Speaker 1: his necklace.
Speaker 2: It's like this is a very this is like this
Speaker 2: is the last thing they have from his mother. This
Speaker 2: is a very important thing I think he could have around.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna get it and the old the idea,
Speaker 2: like I said, I still want him to get captured,
Speaker 2: because that's the part of the plot. I'm just saying,
Speaker 2: there's got to be just from my perspective, like I said,
Speaker 2: this is me being a little bit autistic. Is like,
Speaker 2: there's got to be a better way to execute this
Speaker 2: then to lazily just oh, this stuff works. Even though
Speaker 2: he's fast enough to dodge hundreds of bullets there there
Speaker 2: are multiple people with two guns in their hands shooting
Speaker 2: automatic weapons at him, and he's just having fun dodging
Speaker 2: for me. And now he can't dodge one gun and
Speaker 2: he can't dodge a grenade for me.
Speaker 1: I don't think he necessarily like knows it's a grenade
Speaker 1: until it explodes.
Speaker 2: But even if like the if he's fast, like I
Speaker 2: just think dodge something dangerous, I feel.
Speaker 3: Like even Spider Man can't do like that. Spider Man
Speaker 3: only move fast.
Speaker 1: He can move. It's not about so well, I mean
Speaker 1: saying he's dangerous. This dude is so much faster than
Speaker 1: the Spider Man. He's faster.
Speaker 2: I feel like this is where the disconnects happening. They
Speaker 2: showed how in impossibly fast he is. I'm just if
Speaker 2: they didn't, If they did not do that just minutes before,
Speaker 2: this wouldn't even be a discussion for me because it's
Speaker 2: like it's just such a fucking crazy contrast to me,
Speaker 2: or like this guy is so ungodly fast. It's like
Speaker 2: terrifying to them because it's like, oh, we're fucked, and
Speaker 2: then Lady comes in and all of a sudden he's
Speaker 2: not ungodly fast anymore. And to me that's like, well,
Speaker 2: we have to we have to make this work to
Speaker 2: where he gets some dude, and they do it that way,
Speaker 2: and I'm just like, oh, man, I I feel like
Speaker 2: I would have if I was in the writing room
Speaker 2: with the people, like, bro, we can do better, we
Speaker 2: can we can do we can make this to where
Speaker 2: she ends up on top still capturing him, but we
Speaker 2: can just making it a way that makes a little
Speaker 2: bit more sense then, because he's just too fast to
Speaker 2: just be caught by things he normally wouldn't be.
Speaker 1: So let's do it and go a different round. Guess
Speaker 1: the thing for me is that I like, it's always
Speaker 1: a better way to do everything. Yeah, even at what
Speaker 1: point do you go, like, look, this works.
Speaker 2: I feel like I feel like there's just a I
Speaker 2: feel like there's just a standard for it because then artists, right,
Speaker 2: there's artists WI always go a lot of times go
Speaker 2: back and fix things. But I think there's a certain
Speaker 2: point where like I've exhausted every nook and cranny now
Speaker 2: I'm just being stupid. I don't think they ever got
Speaker 2: to that point with a lot of stuff.
Speaker 3: Like I'm like, oh, there's not even my problems are
Speaker 3: for the series, Like this is like, it's not this
Speaker 3: is for me. This is like I think the show
Speaker 3: is fine. I think Dante doesn't really get captured the
Speaker 3: right way. I don't have a problem with it because
Speaker 3: I don't want Devil make Crimet theory again. I already
Speaker 3: fucking played that like twelve times, you know, Like, that's
Speaker 3: not my problem.
Speaker 1: Is bad one is a bad one, two and kind
Speaker 1: of one one's rough. One is rough just because it's
Speaker 1: the first one. This is old. It's like like one
Speaker 1: was supposed to one's dreadful to play like, I'm sorry, absolutely,
Speaker 1: that is a nightmare like that, ifa I We're getting
Speaker 1: a metal Gears Out the three remake and not a
Speaker 1: one remake. It is crazy to me. I don't really
Speaker 1: I get.
Speaker 2: Mad every time I think about it. Every time I
Speaker 2: think about it, get mad because waste I want, Like
Speaker 2: I saw remix so bad.
Speaker 1: I'm excited for it, but like, what the fuck is exactly?
Speaker 3: I think about it a lot where I'm like, this
Speaker 3: is like, it's not the character I want exactly Dante.
Speaker 3: Dante is not like he's kind of a lot of
Speaker 3: like really wise crack. He opposed to Dante in the
Speaker 3: in three originals are punk. That's the best to describe him.
Speaker 3: He's a punk that kind of like had his own
Speaker 3: small cold. He's not a bad guy, but he's kind
Speaker 3: of like trying to figure out, like, oh ship, my
Speaker 3: brother's back from the fucking dead, and there's this fucking
Speaker 3: hell tower that shot out the ground. Yeah, opposed to
Speaker 3: in this one, he acts more like Nerokhu Neiro the
Speaker 3: whole time. Is a good dude, but he's just kind
Speaker 3: of like doesn't take things seriously, a little pissy. He's oh,
Speaker 3: den Nero is actually still more pissy than this guy is.
Speaker 3: This guy's kind of a clown.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think like it's they when they're going over
Speaker 2: his file, like I think it was the doctor guy.
Speaker 2: I can't remember who it was. I think they captured
Speaker 2: it perfectly. Of this is who Dante is in this,
Speaker 2: in this universe and in this he's he abandons missions.
Speaker 1: Because he's bored.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like he's just like this is fucking boring. So
Speaker 2: it's like, yeah, I understand he's not gonna be to me.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh that he's playing around with the mercenaries.
Speaker 2: He's completely playing around to fucking joke to him. Oh
Speaker 2: now his necklace gets the one thing that he actually
Speaker 2: cares about, Like he even says he's like, dude, what
Speaker 2: did I say? Like, you know, I'll take a mission
Speaker 2: as long as I don't have to care about it.
Speaker 2: And the thing is he doesn't want to care, just
Speaker 2: like I thought it was cool.
Speaker 1: And the bunny like.
Speaker 2: Shut the the RPG at the bus, And this is
Speaker 2: how I felt ladies should have handled it. Ladies cutthroat.
Speaker 2: I feel like, let me, I've studied this guy extensively.
Speaker 2: I read his files. I put a dossier together, so
Speaker 2: I know he doesn't want to care about things. Because
Speaker 2: he does. I can use this to even leverage to
Speaker 2: do something to subdue him in a way where it's
Speaker 2: like forced him to submit and not by force, because
Speaker 2: that would really be impossible actually, because even in the series,
Speaker 2: lady tries to fuck with him and she can't do ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she shoots him in the head.
Speaker 1: And annoys me that he.
Speaker 2: Like I I tweeted, I was like, if he didn't
Speaker 2: get captured on purpose, it's just fun to me. It
Speaker 2: was too immergion breaker, Like, he's too god like to.
Speaker 1: Just get captured. So how about let's just do something
Speaker 1: clever to where he has to like surrender. I think
Speaker 1: something didn't Like some random lady hit him with a
Speaker 1: purse immediately.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and and the whole thing and what and what
Speaker 2: He wasn't looking so he can't get hit by a purse.
Speaker 1: That's fine. He wasn't looking, so you can get caught
Speaker 1: off garb buty not being looked. But the thing is,
Speaker 1: the thing was crazy godly fast. If you don't see
Speaker 1: it coming.
Speaker 3: But he knew that got you know it doesn't you're
Speaker 3: just saying no, no, no, no, no no. But I
Speaker 3: also knew people were coming to the house before he
Speaker 3: even got near, right, But no.
Speaker 1: See, the thing is that the try part was that
Speaker 1: he didn't.
Speaker 2: He didn't, he didn't just easily tail after her, you
Speaker 2: know how, like she went away, my baby, and like
Speaker 2: it showed him kind of leaving that direction and got
Speaker 2: lost on them.
Speaker 1: Like that was that was the thing. I'm okay with that.
Speaker 1: That's stupid. But it's already it's like it's run its course.
Speaker 3: You know, a lot of stuff makes me run.
Speaker 1: It's run its course, So I don't care about that.
Speaker 2: Yes, he could have jumped on top of a building
Speaker 2: and hunted her down again, but he's like that's not important.
Speaker 2: It's not that important to me. So like to me,
Speaker 2: it's like it's not that control it is. But it's
Speaker 2: like it's yeah, it's it's whatever.
Speaker 3: It bothers me because it's like this is like this
Speaker 3: is like in dovernment cry demons are bad. There's not
Speaker 3: good demons. There's one good demon. There's there's one good
Speaker 3: full blood demon, and that is Sparta that is it.
Speaker 3: He is the only good, full blood one like period.
Speaker 3: All of the other ones fucking suck making them look
Speaker 3: me and for me. Now, honestly, the thing is this, right,
Speaker 3: I very much. So. I don't like the idea of
Speaker 3: just evil creatures. I think that's lazy. I think just
Speaker 3: being evil is like crazy, I think. But I think
Speaker 3: what happens is that when whenever there's so I'm contract
Speaker 3: to myself while I'm thinking about it, but like when
Speaker 3: because for them may cry the demons are evil, And
Speaker 3: what happened is that, And Dante and Virgil have their
Speaker 3: own protective of it. But in three he learns that,
Speaker 3: like yo, demon kind is dangerous and they are destructive
Speaker 3: to humans. And he learns that through Lady and them
Speaker 3: interacting each other and seeing her her dad becomes a
Speaker 3: demon and he becomes evil and he hurts her and
Speaker 3: he hurts the mother and all that stuff. And he's like,
Speaker 3: I actually have like it's my duty to take a
Speaker 3: stand against demons, Like I have to protect humans from
Speaker 3: them because they can't do it themselves, opposed to like
Speaker 3: in this it's like there's some good demons and.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, they're like a standing for like illegal
Speaker 1: immigrants or oh yeah, yeah, the the where they actually help.
Speaker 2: I love the idea because that's the last thing that
Speaker 2: I saw yea, like she helps, they help lady she
Speaker 2: begs and she's like she immediately like fuck you.
Speaker 1: It's like what a bitch.
Speaker 3: I love it, and I'm like, look, I think this
Speaker 3: is this this plot. I'm I'm the guy for this plot.
Speaker 3: You're abing is at the kind of person that would
Speaker 3: like to talk about this stuff. I like nuance conversations
Speaker 3: about creatures. But at the same time, it's like I
Speaker 3: don't want to Who am I gonna be have fun
Speaker 3: watching Dante beat the funk out of now?
Speaker 1: Because now I feel bad for them. There's no plenty.
Speaker 1: There's plenty for plenty.
Speaker 3: I have the fun, but they're just trying to get
Speaker 3: an mass exodus out of a terrible place attain. I
Speaker 3: feel like, now I feel like this is broken.
Speaker 1: At a certain point, the whole like, you know, oh,
Speaker 1: making them all evil is lazy. Let's like do some nuance.
Speaker 1: At a certain point, the nuance actually kind of becomes
Speaker 1: the lazy thing, exactly know what I mean? Because like, oh, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: they're illegally.
Speaker 3: And certain and certain kinds like everything's just.
Speaker 1: Like like the orcs and like something else like did
Speaker 1: that recently too, And it's just like this is predictable.
Speaker 1: Now we expect this to it's if it's not one,
Speaker 1: it's the other, and one is way more entertained.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of subtext to there's a lot of
Speaker 2: anti American sentiment so far shout out to that, but
Speaker 2: also like at the same time, it's like sharing light
Speaker 2: on stuff like this when the Israel not Israel, odd.
Speaker 1: Would that's the thing that was like they'd sooner humanized
Speaker 1: demons than like just actual actual people, Like if you're
Speaker 1: talking about America in the first place, and you're acknowledging
Speaker 1: that all this stuff is real. So in this world,
Speaker 1: like Palastine's being like genocided, you know, the warrant Israel happened,
Speaker 1: Like the war in Israel is happening, and so it's
Speaker 1: just like, let's focus on the demons.
Speaker 3: Because what happens is that people. People can't people when
Speaker 3: you when you put when you put straight up these
Speaker 3: groups of people and there's like political now and.
Speaker 1: Instead of being like but they there's people doing that
Speaker 1: with this now.
Speaker 3: Don't like this motherfuckers will say out their mouths that
Speaker 3: spider Man or spider Man would be fucking conservative and asshole.
Speaker 3: It's like, do you know Superman is it would be
Speaker 3: a right wing guy, and it's like.
Speaker 1: Have you man?
Speaker 3: Uh? I think I think Waynewayne would and I think
Speaker 3: Batman would under undercut Bruce Wayne.
Speaker 2: Like actually roxy you know of of like, oh, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna do my role of course, because I feel like
Speaker 2: Superman Batman's like one step removed from like uh JoJo's
Speaker 2: watching American Psycho last.
Speaker 3: Night, he's Bateman.
Speaker 1: That's that's too that's too close removed.
Speaker 3: That's close like literally, it's like one step moved literally
Speaker 3: and like technically, like the way that.
Speaker 2: He goes at night and savagely beats people to where
Speaker 2: they die in the hospitals.
Speaker 3: Come on, he stabbed that poor homeless guy for nothing.
Speaker 3: He was I killed because you were homeless, Dante Dante.
Speaker 3: I just think I don't know, man, I think they
Speaker 3: could have done better jobs at some of the stuff.
Speaker 3: They could have restructured things better. I like, I would
Speaker 3: have liked the fact that they would have like not
Speaker 3: acquiesced him but brought him in for help. I think
Speaker 3: that would have been way.
Speaker 2: But that's the thing that but also the anti American
Speaker 2: sentiment that I feel like that's the same thing because
Speaker 2: that's how we would handle it the way the logical
Speaker 2: way would be able to bring him in as an
Speaker 2: asset in warm him about the ambulance to give a
Speaker 2: better protection from it being stolen by rabbit.
Speaker 1: Dude, I love that fancy rabbit by the way, his
Speaker 1: style of the fights he's in. Dude, do I use
Speaker 1: that sword? Bro? Like, I can't believe you don't like him.
Speaker 1: I can't believe how much I like him. He's cool.
Speaker 1: I feel like I should hate him. Yeah. I immediately
Speaker 1: just was like, this is so dumb. You what a
Speaker 1: fancy rabbit with that with a monocle and ship. It
Speaker 1: felt like a Fortnite thing. I don't know that I
Speaker 1: felt like I was. It's the Mad Hatter, literally.
Speaker 2: Like grown up Alice in Wonderland kind of dope. Well,
Speaker 2: the rabbit that has the time, you know, sorry, the matter,
Speaker 2: I'm late to the I'm late to the thing.
Speaker 1: I'm late, I'm late, but I got a gun and
Speaker 1: he just run off. He has a huge pistol. He's
Speaker 1: like which way, which way? You like elements of it,
Speaker 1: just like where there.
Speaker 2: He was like, oh, I can't like, this is weird
Speaker 2: that this would be his hideout. And then someone one
Speaker 2: of the mercenaries like, what did you think it was
Speaker 2: supposed to be a giant underground fucking like uh burrow,
Speaker 2: And he was like, well kind of yeah, laugh.
Speaker 1: Because I'm like I thought it was gonna be one
Speaker 1: of them fancy rabbit.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I like I like the references, like the reference to
Speaker 1: the Raccoon City. That was cool.
Speaker 3: I'm thinking that Dante was at Raccoon City and left.
Speaker 3: That means the idea of Dante being in arms distance
Speaker 3: to talking to Leon and then just not being like, Yo,
Speaker 3: this is fucking wild.
Speaker 1: I'm getting Yeah, that was. And then the little mega
Speaker 1: man fucking ornament on the or the show you can
Speaker 1: I didn't see that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's the short there was he hit the fucking
Speaker 2: archae machine. But yeah, it was when Dante was trying
Speaker 2: to break free from the thing with the with his
Speaker 2: the sleazy homie dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I showed the little mega man on the paying
Speaker 1: attention because like I was like, Dante's He's not doing anything,
Speaker 1: gives a ship. I want I want to see him
Speaker 1: do things, but yeah, I don't know. I look at
Speaker 1: it and I'm like, this is this is good? I
Speaker 1: enjoy it. No, I am okay that I just I
Speaker 1: just look at it and I'm like, this is just
Speaker 1: another another one, right, And I'm just looking at another
Speaker 1: one another one. I'm looking. I was like, God, damn,
Speaker 1: everybody's just getting pretty decent, too fun video game adaptation.
Speaker 3: Over it.
Speaker 1: I stop playing. Happened? I might know? I know. I
Speaker 1: just when I see like people complain about it, I'm like, brother,
Speaker 1: I wish I could. I wish I could give you
Speaker 1: my brain for a minute and sit you in front
Speaker 1: of those two seasons of the Halo Show so you
Speaker 1: could feel what I did. You watch. I watched all
Speaker 1: of it twice to prepare for my video and write
Speaker 1: it out. The script is done, and sitting there and
Speaker 1: I'm just like, I'm pulling my pulling teeth getting this
Speaker 1: fucking video done because I'm in misery. I hate it
Speaker 1: so like no one hates anything more than I hate
Speaker 1: that show. I think. I don't even think Israel hates
Speaker 1: Palestine more than I hate that show.
Speaker 3: I disagree.
Speaker 1: I don't think you are not you are not bombing children.
Speaker 2: Would you be willing because I don't know how would
Speaker 2: you be willing to drop one thousand pound bombs on.
Speaker 1: The people that made that show? I was there. I
Speaker 1: was sitting there like fucking Frank Castle watching that show man,
Speaker 1: Like I wasn't even looking at the screen. I was
Speaker 1: looking at the left and right of my room, away
Speaker 1: from the screen.
Speaker 3: Wait, wait, wait, wait wait wait? Where getting turning into
Speaker 3: Frank Castle getting radicalized like that over a cartoon of
Speaker 3: a game of a game?
Speaker 1: Wasn't a cartoon of a live cartoon?
Speaker 4: Better?
Speaker 1: It should have been a cartoon.
Speaker 3: Every every single What sucks now is that everything becomes
Speaker 3: animated now, so what happens with animation costs such a
Speaker 3: fucking metric fun. We get these like short versions of
Speaker 3: television shows that I would love to be longer, Like
Speaker 3: I missed the twenty two episode seasons now, man, I
Speaker 3: missed that ship.
Speaker 1: It was fun. I'm in the middle. I want I
Speaker 1: want to maybe like a twelve.
Speaker 3: Hour long episode thirteen. I want twelve hours of a series.
Speaker 2: Season Dead was like usually thirteen episodes a season or something.
Speaker 3: An hour long, and I want that back. Yeah, but
Speaker 3: you're not getting that. Animation costs is We're never getting
Speaker 3: that shit again ever, No way.
Speaker 2: I Well, unfortunately, so this is this is an unfortunate reality.
Speaker 1: Probably in a decade or.
Speaker 2: So when AI is like really really good, Yeah, everybody's
Speaker 2: get fired and then they're gonna start actually pumping them
Speaker 2: out because people aren't they're not paying anybody.
Speaker 1: Fucking said that is an unfortunately reality.
Speaker 3: Remember when you were told, hey, get a job in
Speaker 3: the artistic fields to uh, I remember thinking of getting
Speaker 3: a job artic field would be able to once. If
Speaker 3: I get a job, I can have a saloted position
Speaker 3: where it's like I create. So therefore, since I'm sudden
Speaker 3: that creates, I'm not gonna lose my job because I'm
Speaker 3: I'm the under persective.
Speaker 1: The false bill of sale that has been made to
Speaker 1: every generation after Gen x's, and even gen X to
Speaker 1: some extent, is fucking ridiculous. Sucks. And he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: look at all these established artists, you could be one
Speaker 1: of these. Not just kidding, we built a robot to
Speaker 1: do all of this, oh fucking by property. Not just kidding,
Speaker 1: we have Airbnb doing all that. Go to school, never
Speaker 1: go to school, so you could be qual favorite job.
Speaker 1: Just kidding, everybody has a degree now and now mortgage
Speaker 1: and now you have a mortgage. Now you're in debt.
Speaker 1: Sorry you like were he really like, realistically, we should
Speaker 1: by right be allowed to kill every boomer, Like I
Speaker 1: think like we've earned that actually, Like I just like
Speaker 1: they should all be like excommunicated.
Speaker 3: The baby The baby boomers did an extreme level of
Speaker 3: damage to what the American popped, like it was obviously
Speaker 3: post World War two. And I'm and us shipping jobs
Speaker 3: overseas and the corporations and no one being like, stop
Speaker 3: doing that, and then the baby boomers being like, no,
Speaker 3: it's fine, keep doing that, like ruin the Foundation America.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm gonna go retire, and you want to take
Speaker 1: my job? No, now thein We're.
Speaker 3: Gonna keep it actually and then not do it well
Speaker 3: and not do it well.
Speaker 1: Give it. Hey, it's me, fucking turtleman. What's his name,
Speaker 1: Mitch McConnell, the turtleman. I forgot his name. He's doing
Speaker 1: destruction for decades. He that guy has been on a
Speaker 1: buffering screen for ten years. I feel like, fuck o'bamber, you.
Speaker 3: See that other thing, like and they and again and
Speaker 3: they won't find they won't like and at the moment
Speaker 3: where you see someone that's.
Speaker 1: Job like.
Speaker 3: It's not even that, it's like, it's like you're not
Speaker 3: capable of doing your job. You are not cognizant of
Speaker 3: where you're at. You don't know where you are. We're
Speaker 3: telling right now where you are. Describe the room you're in.
Speaker 3: If he says he can't, someone with a fucking gilatine
Speaker 3: comes throws him on it and it jumps on the blade.
Speaker 1: And slams it down on his body. That's crazy. That's
Speaker 1: like a modern day call of duty, like execution. Some
Speaker 1: of those things are ridiculous.
Speaker 3: My friend, my friend makes them, and he said, there's
Speaker 3: one where you kick someone in the ass and then
Speaker 3: fling him in the space.
Speaker 1: I believe I've seen. I've seen. It's like, what is
Speaker 1: this I've seen?
Speaker 3: It's I don't know, man, I'm so I look, dude,
Speaker 3: the kindest person I know is old. But also the
Speaker 3: greatest threats to like the civil liberties of the world
Speaker 3: are old people that just won't.
Speaker 2: Can be compromised. Stop we we just shot them blasted
Speaker 2: televisions because.
Speaker 1: They just can't get any feedback.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the first step, because it's there they get
Speaker 2: all their information from Fox or something.
Speaker 3: Like crazy is that we were raised by TVs too.
Speaker 3: We are the generation.
Speaker 1: But I did not get my news from television because
Speaker 1: when I started becoming.
Speaker 3: Like, we had the internet by then, and we had
Speaker 3: and we had the vision that isn't just rage bait
Speaker 3: versus of it too like, so we had a.
Speaker 1: Different Well, were like switching through the channels and being like, oh,
Speaker 1: these both these news networks are saying different things. I
Speaker 1: remember like early on I thought like, oh, there must
Speaker 1: not be like a for me.
Speaker 3: I never had that idea. I always had the idea
Speaker 3: of like read up on it yourself. But my my
Speaker 3: perspectives are always like live and let live. So it
Speaker 3: never it never was like it was too late to
Speaker 3: indoctrinate me because I had that mentality already. So it
Speaker 3: was like I wish I got doctated. That'd be crazy good.
Speaker 1: Well, I'd be happier.
Speaker 2: That wouldn't be able to feel I'd be much happy.
Speaker 2: I would tell you that because the people that are.
Speaker 3: I was going to at gay people suffering, being like
Speaker 3: ha ha, and then it's going about my day.
Speaker 1: Imagine if you were like a trumpy guy. Can't imagine
Speaker 1: if you were like a trumper, right, and you're just
Speaker 1: you're imagine if you were you were just you probably
Speaker 1: got to be feeling so good right now.
Speaker 3: I feel like if you imagine defending him that was insane.
Speaker 1: Imagine you it is, but you probably you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. They feel good. Imagine in twenty eleven, you
Speaker 1: went to a coma. Yeah, yeah, and you just woke up.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't believe it even for a second. Yeah, like,
Speaker 1: I'm clearly dead. I'm still in the con Hell, I
Speaker 1: woke up from a coma, but I'm still in a
Speaker 1: coma like.
Speaker 3: This, Yeah, this is like literally the devil came back
Speaker 3: from down South and just but fucked the planet.
Speaker 2: While especially if you in twenty eleven, when you were
Speaker 2: hearing like, oh, we're gearing up, you're starting to hear
Speaker 2: whispers of a certain candidates. You know, Obama's almost done
Speaker 2: with his he's got one year left, and he's starting
Speaker 2: to hear whispers of other stuff coming up, and you're
Speaker 2: kind of hopeful that things aren't going to be too retarded,
Speaker 2: you know, You're like, oh, things are gonna be our,
Speaker 2: you know, And then you go and you're calling me,
Speaker 2: wake up, and you're here you're here too.
Speaker 3: Like Obama won one more time, okay, And then you.
Speaker 1: Keep hearing you don't know anything about what happened before.
Speaker 1: It's twenty eleven into now, and then.
Speaker 3: It's all the information between that gap is you cannot
Speaker 3: absorb it.
Speaker 2: You probably think, okay, like oh, Obama will probably be
Speaker 2: president again or some everything's in the like it says
Speaker 2: it's Trump, and then you he like, oh, Trump's talking
Speaker 2: about invading Greenland, talking about fucking with obviously the Netherlands
Speaker 2: because of that too. Yeah, there's invading Canada, the Panama camel.
Speaker 2: Actually they're legitimately gearing up right now to possibly attack Ron,
Speaker 2: which that is that is a legitimate. There are doing exercises,
Speaker 2: they are moving parts, they're moving.
Speaker 1: Well they did illegally bombing m Yeah, so like of
Speaker 1: course it's so.
Speaker 3: That wasn't a group chat that got leaked to a
Speaker 3: random per But it does bother me that that was
Speaker 3: Like I get that, that's funny that like that's how
Speaker 3: everything leaked, but like, nothing about that's funny the fact
Speaker 3: that like, well it's funny that like they it's funny
Speaker 3: that it happened in a signal chat and they invited
Speaker 3: a fucking journalist to it.
Speaker 1: That's funny because it's just like, how the fuck do
Speaker 1: you make that mistake? Right? But like that that was
Speaker 1: the story and not like, hey, we bombed them, Oh
Speaker 1: why why?
Speaker 2: So I think the reason why that happened because I
Speaker 2: did see some people mention that they're like, man, it's
Speaker 2: crazy that we're not talking about this, And I'm like,
Speaker 2: I think people are so conditioned to it that they
Speaker 2: have been doing The executive branch has been doing so
Speaker 2: many illegal wars without congressional approval that it kind of.
Speaker 1: Just like what it is.
Speaker 2: It's another day, Like people, Oh, how much did what
Speaker 2: the drane strikes were increasedy four hundred percent under Trump? Yeah,
Speaker 2: And I'm just like, isn't that crazy that we considered
Speaker 2: Obama the drone strike guys, like, we can't even do
Speaker 2: that anymore because we would make jokes about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, things to have jokes about his dog, yeah, behind
Speaker 1: the control panel doing like and I'm like, wait a minute,
Speaker 1: he's not he's not even it's not even the George
Speaker 1: strike king anymore. I was like, damn, he snatched Obama's
Speaker 1: crown strike prince. He's the prince. That's bullshit. He's the
Speaker 1: Prince of Jones. Strike Bo's pissed. Bo is fucking roaring.
Speaker 1: You could not have done a better Barrock, Barrock Barrock.
Speaker 2: Bo is setting up the third term thing because he
Speaker 2: wants Obama to run again, because you know, Trump's like
Speaker 2: he said, I'm not joking that I'm considering doing it,
Speaker 2: and but we'll talk about it later. And then Bo
Speaker 2: setting all that emotion and he's like, you should do it.
Speaker 2: Trump run again.
Speaker 3: People want the third term. I just I really just
Speaker 3: want you need George strike King again.
Speaker 1: I want a robot. Robot take the president's job. How
Speaker 1: about that? Fucking what you? What are we doing?
Speaker 2: What is your what is your opinion on some really
Speaker 2: prominent people like John Stewart or maybe even somebody like
Speaker 2: a kal Kolinsky that just aren't throwing their hat in
Speaker 2: the ring as far as having.
Speaker 1: Political power, I don't know. I I trust John Stewart
Speaker 1: quite a bit. Yeah, but like I just I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think he could have won if I just think
Speaker 1: he's too out of the zeitgeist. You know, the Daily
Speaker 1: Show wasn't huge. He's huge in our circles. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I just don't know.
Speaker 2: If he can really think he can like gain like
Speaker 2: because Obama came out of nowhere. Nobody knew who Obama
Speaker 2: was as a senator.
Speaker 1: Uh, I mean it's possible. Yeah, I just I'm not
Speaker 1: necessarily convinced. I would be happy to see the.
Speaker 3: Problem is that he seems like a decent much of
Speaker 3: a moving a moving moving parts. You know. I guess
Speaker 3: he doesn't fit clean into the system that allows it
Speaker 3: to have a more progressive person in it while continuing
Speaker 3: the status quo. Same reason why Bernie Sanders couldn't win.
Speaker 3: Bernie is objectively the best choast we've probably had in
Speaker 3: like maybe forty five years as a president probably, But
Speaker 3: what happens is that Bernie Sanders getting put into it
Speaker 3: just makes too many.
Speaker 1: Things Salmon's shoes.
Speaker 2: No, No, I was thinking because I was thinking, oh,
Speaker 2: best president probably since FDR. Oh he would have been
Speaker 2: the best president of FDR. And then of course my
Speaker 2: mind was like what does FDR stand for? I immediately
Speaker 2: went to all slurs.
Speaker 1: I know, yeah, you know exactly what it is. That's
Speaker 1: aunt of questions, but forget.
Speaker 3: But it's like it's like stuff like that where it's
Speaker 3: like things wouldn't it wouldn't. It wouldn't gel well with
Speaker 3: the machine, and Bernie'd be like, burn it all down,
Speaker 3: we need to change everything. And it's stuff like that,
Speaker 3: where more status quo than you think. He's more he's
Speaker 3: more willing to play to keep his to keep his
Speaker 3: party moving.
Speaker 1: Correct, deftly make things better obvious.
Speaker 3: But the problem is that he's a progressive by nature,
Speaker 3: so we can't have a progressive get office as a democratic.
Speaker 1: Source demon This demon might demon might sob.
Speaker 3: His little bigger demon that's rebellion is a little bigger.
Speaker 2: It's like the what Netflix would have did with those
Speaker 2: when they were what was a when Pacific Rim came out?
Speaker 2: They had Atlantic?
Speaker 1: Was it Atlantic all tho? That that movie studio that
Speaker 1: would make all the ripoffs immediately, like like in a month.
Speaker 1: It was funny, dude, that's amazing that that must have
Speaker 1: been a fun job thought early. What they were, what
Speaker 1: they did they did even better. What they did was
Speaker 1: that they took the trailers for those movies and they
Speaker 1: were like, let's figure out how this like, how this
Speaker 1: works together, and they would just assume based on the trailer,
Speaker 1: like what the story was. It would make their own
Speaker 1: like fucking dumb version they.
Speaker 3: Ever like made a better version? No, I mean no,
Speaker 3: of course not.
Speaker 1: I mean that's objective, I guess, because I'm sure if
Speaker 1: you want to watch.
Speaker 2: It together, I'd rather watch Atlantic Rim with my friends
Speaker 2: than Pacific Rim.
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, a million percent.
Speaker 3: I still love me some of that fucking what you
Speaker 3: call it? The Titanic two that movie will always be.
Speaker 3: Was that the animated one, That's the one when they
Speaker 3: were in like a fucking gym. It was filmed in
Speaker 3: like a gymnasium. I don't know what it was alan
Speaker 3: on Netflix. I watched it with my best friend and
Speaker 3: we were like, well, this isn't a gymnasium. It's a
Speaker 3: really being filmed.
Speaker 1: Like sled To.
Speaker 3: They're on the second Titanic, but it's off film. Gym
Speaker 3: is a purpose room. It's like, this is not a
Speaker 3: fucking ship. I haven't seen anything that doesn't. That's where
Speaker 3: people get their fucking diplomas right there. This is a
Speaker 3: gym two graduations. See the steps, you can see the
Speaker 3: fucking lunch tables.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. It's an auditorium going offbing. I'm being so
Speaker 1: sid whatever, Let's ask some questions. Remember you can ask
Speaker 1: us questions our Patreon the compla Snart tank over there.
Speaker 1: I think it's the five dollary. You can ask us
Speaker 1: questions and uh, we'll we'll read them if they're good.
Speaker 1: Oh it don't make me angry. Let's do it. Let's
Speaker 1: do it. I'll walk bar boom, all right. I didn't
Speaker 1: want to get I didn't want I forgot to read
Speaker 1: this before we got into the Last of Us stuff,
Speaker 1: But like I just wanted to. This is a demonstration
Speaker 1: of some of the stuff that people waste their opportunity
Speaker 1: on asking nice. So mister hot Salca wrote it, and
Speaker 1: he says, Derek, do you remember when the actor playing
Speaker 1: Ellie and the Last of a Show stars as the
Speaker 1: little girl in Game of Thrones they got crushed by
Speaker 1: a giant. Do you remember that you got crushed by
Speaker 1: a giant? Yeah?
Speaker 2: It was the more it was the that was that
Speaker 2: was you know, did you watch a show?
Speaker 1: Of course.
Speaker 2: I just feel like it's such a cultural zeitgeist that
Speaker 2: like I got a film.
Speaker 1: So many hours of so many hours into something that
Speaker 1: I know does not have payoffs. So like it's just
Speaker 1: it's hard for me to justify. I think I think
Speaker 1: of the series is that it's it's so well written
Speaker 1: it's enough to worry.
Speaker 2: I'm different like that, where I can I can watch
Speaker 2: up to a certain extent and like, Okay, I enjoyed.
Speaker 2: I'd like, say me, when John Snow wakes up, I
Speaker 2: can be like, okay, I'm done watching this, you know,
Speaker 2: like me like personally knowing that how I can enjoy
Speaker 2: it up to that extent. But I know, I think
Speaker 2: I think that's kind of the outlier. I think most
Speaker 2: people would be like I'm not gonna waste my time
Speaker 2: knowing how it in.
Speaker 1: Soul, I think horribly. If it was a comedy, I
Speaker 1: would feel differently about it. You know, I've seen comedies
Speaker 1: that have like a rough le season. My Community is
Speaker 1: a great example. The Community after season three is largely
Speaker 1: like kind of like not nearly as good as it was.
Speaker 1: Season four is terrible, but like it's a joke show,
Speaker 1: so like it's not whatever, Like I don't care necessarily
Speaker 1: with the characters develop or like if things are like
Speaker 1: honored from Canada, like I could give a fuck. Really true,
Speaker 1: but like with Game of Thrones, like I feel like
Speaker 1: I would get so into it that like it would
Speaker 1: really bother me. It's part of why like, I'm really,
Speaker 1: I'm actually like not super happy that I got into
Speaker 1: Severance already because it's like I would have preferred it
Speaker 1: to be done by now. I just kept seeing it
Speaker 1: and I was like, fuck, I guess I'll whatever, I'll
Speaker 1: check it out. And now I'm like, man, I don't
Speaker 1: know if I trust anybody to finish. I don't know
Speaker 1: if I trust people to finish a show. Right. It's
Speaker 1: kind of because I remember the last time it's happened.
Speaker 1: Kind of it was like the last time I remember.
Speaker 1: That's a good point. I think, even Breaking Bad, I
Speaker 1: waited until the final season was airing, and people like
Speaker 1: when the first episode of the new season aired, the
Speaker 1: last season aired and people were like, oh, it's good,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, okay, it seems like it's safe. Then
Speaker 1: I watched all of it.
Speaker 3: I always finished shows. I finished it, finish it, but
Speaker 3: I don't start some things.
Speaker 1: Really sometimes there's well, I've watched some slop, like I did.
Speaker 2: I did watch the first few seasons of Arrow and
Speaker 2: the Flash on CW because they started off so.
Speaker 1: They they're clever.
Speaker 2: They roped in people who were DC fans by taking
Speaker 2: care of the choreography, especially on the Arrow show, right, because,
Speaker 2: like I started watching, I was like, oh, this is
Speaker 2: there's a scene where he breaks out, like I forgot
Speaker 2: who it is, like a mayor or something I don't remember.
Speaker 2: He goes into a prison. He like fucking glides into it,
Speaker 2: and it's like a really cool sequence and I was like,
Speaker 2: that was really fucking awesome. And then as it went on,
Speaker 2: they're like, oh no, this is this is CW. So
Speaker 2: then the choreography started being complete ass and then there
Speaker 2: was just love triangles. They're all just fucking each other,
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh. I was like, I didn't
Speaker 2: sign up for this. But people who were normally into
Speaker 2: CW shows it was much more drama like it was.
Speaker 2: It was it was for them, and I was like, okay,
Speaker 2: so hopefully some of those people that normally like they
Speaker 2: stayed right, they retained some of that.
Speaker 1: They did not retain me at all, Like it just
Speaker 1: isn't for me.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't give a fuck about Green Arrow
Speaker 3: or The Flash.
Speaker 1: I think the Flash.
Speaker 3: I think the Flash is the character that has been
Speaker 3: He is the most misused character in comic books ever
Speaker 3: because his powers solve every single problem. So I'm like,
Speaker 3: why you can't be written well. You just can't. They
Speaker 3: can't write you well ever, So sorry, I don't care.
Speaker 3: I never got involved.
Speaker 2: I think Flashpoint is probably one of my favorite.
Speaker 3: I think Flashpoint is dope, and flash Point use his
Speaker 3: power is the right way and what happens things get
Speaker 3: fucked up. I immediately I think Flashpoint is I think sorry,
Speaker 3: I will never watch anything animated for DC stuff other
Speaker 3: than like non animated for DC stuff, other than like
Speaker 3: Superman things or Batman things.
Speaker 2: I feel I personally I don't like any of the
Speaker 2: Superman stuff. I don't know that just be I think
Speaker 2: Lowis and Superman and Lowes.
Speaker 1: I'm looking forward. I seen it moving the Superman James
Speaker 1: James gunn. I just ye, like that's a good job.
Speaker 1: Do you see the trailer? Hi, the newest one, new
Speaker 1: one there? I don't really need to see. It's really funny.
Speaker 3: He calls his dog to come save him, but it's
Speaker 3: a dog, and his dog's an asshole dog, so it's
Speaker 3: like jumping on him and like playing around. He's like,
Speaker 3: my ribs are broken, police, and then it drags him
Speaker 3: miles and he's just getting hurt, like fucking what.
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, like they're mad dogs, racking dogs.
Speaker 1: People don't know they're angry that. Like there's like a
Speaker 1: robot in that trailer that I guess, like there's two robots, right,
Speaker 1: are they like villains? No, there's just like their helpers
Speaker 1: in like the Fortress Solitude or something, and they're helping there,
Speaker 1: like carrying him into the Fortress Solitude. And one of
Speaker 1: them goes like, and I think Superman says thank you,
Speaker 1: and one of the robot says, no, need to thank us.
Speaker 1: We won't appreciate it. We have no you know, automatons.
Speaker 1: And then he smiles at another one, and then the
Speaker 1: other one goes like he he smiles at me. You know,
Speaker 1: they're like, did that really happen? How fucking how does
Speaker 1: that work? How how does this one have emotions the
Speaker 1: other one does it? I don't I don't understand. Peoples,
Speaker 1: clearly a joke.
Speaker 3: My love, my love of comic books has just made
Speaker 3: me so much more bitter as I've gotten older that
Speaker 3: I'm turning into the guy that the comics. I was like,
Speaker 3: this guy's a fucking asshole. Fuck this dude. I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'm becoming that because people don't read people. People can't read.
Speaker 3: When people can't read and understand, so they just make
Speaker 3: comments about things like we don't fucking Superman's fucking Superman's
Speaker 3: dog's a jerk dog. And it's like, yes, it's the
Speaker 3: strongest dog in the universe. It just runs around and does.
Speaker 1: It's just not bad.
Speaker 2: My buddy's lab would like as soon as you would
Speaker 2: see me, it would challenge me because it's like finally
Speaker 2: a body big enough to fucking rough house with, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean, And like some dogs will be
Speaker 2: a little rough and that dog is incredibly powerful.
Speaker 1: So it's like, I get it. It's a dog. It's
Speaker 1: just being a buddy. It's still loves it. It's not evil.
Speaker 1: He's just like he doesn't understand. It's a dog. Dog.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they watched Crypto the super Dog to animated so
Speaker 3: from like two thousand and three, and I'm like, oh
Speaker 3: my god, why is it Crypto speaking Spanish and it's like,
Speaker 3: because it's a dog, you you galactic retard?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? It's yeah, I don't know almost
Speaker 1: Crypto anyway, Yes, I do remember that. Uh, this actress
Speaker 1: was crushed by Yeah, it was good.
Speaker 2: She I was like Finally she's dead. Finally she's a
Speaker 2: little fucking asshole. She was she was tough, she was tough,
Speaker 2: but but and I ended up liking her character in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, homeless because I play I must Homeless, because
Speaker 1: I must play Metroid Prime for and switch to wrote
Speaker 1: in Yeah, pay your seven hundred dollars now. Honestly, by what,
Speaker 1: I don't know. The video games are a luxury hobby,
Speaker 1: just fucking I you can't afford it, don't buy it.
Speaker 1: I do think people like, I don't know, make payments.
Speaker 1: I get it because like it's expended. But I can't
Speaker 1: remember a time in my life where like something that
Speaker 1: wasn't the Wei on launch wasn't expensive, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Like I remember the Xbox thro sixty Elite
Speaker 1: being fucking ridiculous. It's like five yeah, it was like
Speaker 1: five five hundred. I think it was like five hundred something,
Speaker 1: you know. So, like, I don't know, I.
Speaker 5: Get it.
Speaker 1: Eighty dollar games is fucking crazy, But I think it's
Speaker 1: really only crazy because it's it makes you think of
Speaker 1: a hundred and one hundred still feels like a lot
Speaker 1: of money, you know. I think it's actually that crazy.
Speaker 1: I buy one hundred versions of games now in general
Speaker 1: to get it three days early. Yeah, that's wild. Now
Speaker 1: I did that. Yeah, I did that for.
Speaker 3: Dragon Ball freaking sparking zero. But I have all the
Speaker 3: DLC now. But like, oh, so you kind of just
Speaker 3: prepaid for the DLC. Yeah, when I got it three
Speaker 3: days early, and I was like, I guess I think
Speaker 3: I have.
Speaker 1: That version too, and I just didn't. I didn't even
Speaker 1: fuck with the DLC at all anyway, he writes in
Speaker 1: he says, a sup, guys, your discussion about Metroid made
Speaker 1: me so happy, as that is my favorite game series
Speaker 1: of all time. Derek is kind of right with the
Speaker 1: switch because of all the two D Metroids that are
Speaker 1: available through emulators in dread that's fair. But Sweeney, is
Speaker 1: that what I made a mistake?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No, well, he says, you're right. What was that right about?
Speaker 1: I think you were talking about how like most people
Speaker 1: probably played on emulators, and instead of like, so I
Speaker 1: think that's what you said, I thought, well, because like
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was.
Speaker 2: Remember when I accidentally said most people got familiarized with it,
Speaker 2: I say with switch when I meant to say we, oh,
Speaker 2: I just hold, we didn't say, I'm right about that,
Speaker 2: because I literally was I met we. Yeah, but if
Speaker 2: he means about the emulator thing, then sure, sure.
Speaker 1: But Sweeney's completely Tweeny completely forgot about mentor Prime two
Speaker 1: and three. Yea, what game or movie do you love
Speaker 1: that you wish more people experienced? We we more people
Speaker 1: experience Ricky? Oh the story of Ricky? What the story
Speaker 1: I heard of that game? I say, well, man, wait,
Speaker 1: you can't tell you guys both haven't seen it is story.
Speaker 3: If I forgot it, I feel like I watched it
Speaker 3: with I've heard of this in my life. That's dumb,
Speaker 3: Isn't it like a fucking stupid movie.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you've seen gifts of it.
Speaker 2: It's it's it takes place in a prison mostly and
Speaker 2: like one guy gets his head clapped off, and you know,
Speaker 2: and it's like such a bad fuck.
Speaker 1: It's you've shown me that click I must have.
Speaker 2: There's a dude getting his jaw upper cut it off.
Speaker 2: There's a guy that gets his fucking fist blown up
Speaker 2: by getting punched. Oh, there's a guy that fucking you've
Speaker 2: show who's himself essentially without his head getting cut off,
Speaker 2: but he he guts himself. He disembowls himself and then
Speaker 2: wraps his guts around Ricky to try to choke him.
Speaker 1: Stud it is. It's top ten for me, and it's.
Speaker 2: One of the dumbest things you'll ever see, so but
Speaker 2: one of the most entertaining things you'll ever see. If
Speaker 2: we have, we have to watch it when we talk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, should be the first one. Actually, I would be delight.
Speaker 1: How long is it? It's not that it's got yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: it's probably like yeah, that's good. Yeah, but that that'll
Speaker 1: be that's a good I ordered the headphone splitter alay,
Speaker 1: so it should be on its way. But like you
Speaker 1: guys need your headphones. That's the only thing you have
Speaker 1: to bring your headphones as well. I got what we do.
Speaker 1: But uh yeah, dude, Like, oh my god, it sounds
Speaker 1: insane for me, is definitely because there's.
Speaker 2: That makes me so excited, like that like experiencing it
Speaker 2: with people who haven't seen it. Yeah, Like I said that,
Speaker 2: I haven't done that since like two and six or
Speaker 2: something when we all saw together, Like like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: ridiculous for me, this is us.
Speaker 3: I think everyone's really watched that Show's such a beautiful
Speaker 3: television show.
Speaker 1: That's like one of the.
Speaker 3: First few mature, like mature, like heartwarmingly mature shows ever watched.
Speaker 3: And I really just I love it so much. My
Speaker 3: favorite actor is in it, Zilly K. Brown, a fucking
Speaker 3: unbelievably talented guy. Uh, really really good story. I think
Speaker 3: you guys should watch it. But it's it's like a
Speaker 3: more mature kind of show that is not our vibes
Speaker 3: at all. Like no one's saying a slur, no one's
Speaker 3: blowing up rand. So it's a bit different. But anyway,
Speaker 3: I should watch it.
Speaker 1: Oh, I want to.
Speaker 2: I also want to say, just make sure if you watch,
Speaker 2: if you watch Ricky oh on a story Ricky, because
Speaker 2: it might be two different titles. Uh that's the dub version,
Speaker 2: right like these the the sub the original version might
Speaker 2: have a different title, like it might be free on YouTube.
Speaker 3: Or some ship.
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 1: Is it? Like, uh, well it'll be like Japanese, you know.
Speaker 2: But like, but but the thing is, it's you have
Speaker 2: to watch the dubbed because that's what makes it even
Speaker 2: like a thousand times goofy Year. It's the voices are excellent,
Speaker 2: like in a way, it's so it makes it so
Speaker 2: much dumber it's great.
Speaker 1: I can't I can't preface enough of how like a
Speaker 1: gym it is. Yeah, I'm excited. I'm excited. It's coming
Speaker 1: to mind like it's it's there's some stuff like I
Speaker 1: think game wise, I think Mouthwashing is exceptional. And I
Speaker 1: understand that that's like an indie game, and it's like
Speaker 1: it doesn't have like a crazy high ceiling. I don't
Speaker 1: think it's sold like a ship. It probably sold enough
Speaker 1: to make them much shit ton of money, cause it's
Speaker 1: maybe like six people or something, but it's not like
Speaker 1: a huge game. But like that was like, that's probably
Speaker 1: like the best writing I've seen in a video game period.
Speaker 1: Uh ever, and it's a very small like five dollars
Speaker 1: something in the game. It's very very good. But as
Speaker 1: far as like movies and stuff like, I don't know
Speaker 1: what is moff Washing about. I can't say, like I
Speaker 1: think giving like I literally it's about people stranded.
Speaker 4: Washing on a.
Speaker 1: Ship, washing their mouths out. Yes, yes, they're washing their
Speaker 1: mouths out.
Speaker 2: Like are I need the seawater to wash?
Speaker 1: It's like a psychological hard game. It's like more like
Speaker 1: Silent Hill than Resident Evil, but dearylic ship stranded and
Speaker 1: I need to wash my mouth up. It's a spaceship,
Speaker 1: by the way, it's not like a pirate ship. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: we're standing in a spaceship. It's very very good. That's
Speaker 1: the only thing I can think of, really like as
Speaker 1: far as like something that I think most people hadn't
Speaker 1: experience because everything that I've everything that I love that
Speaker 1: I talked about pretty regularly there, Like you've heard about
Speaker 1: it a million times, have you? Uh? Is there a game.
Speaker 2: That exists where it's in space but it's pirates like
Speaker 2: like but like I'm talking about sea pirates.
Speaker 3: I Planescape Torment. That's that's a d D thing though, like.
Speaker 2: Just you know, like you're in a model spaceship but
Speaker 2: they're all decked out like pirates and ship.
Speaker 1: There's some there's some yeah, not really not around it.
Speaker 1: There's like some people like that in Starfield. But like
Speaker 1: it's such a stupid concept that I want it, you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: like I want I want to see people like getting
Speaker 1: close to spaceships and looking them and then you board
Speaker 1: the ship running over, running over, like I think you
Speaker 1: got cutlasses and the space helmet on and ship you see.
Speaker 1: I think I did see that there was like uh,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't could remember it, like it popped through my feed.
Speaker 1: But there was like some kind of indie game that
Speaker 1: was marketing itself as Sea If Thieves but in space,
Speaker 1: and the idea was very similar, but like it's not
Speaker 1: it's not like literal boats. It's like made the theme
Speaker 1: but like I love space pirate things like it's it's
Speaker 1: very like I remember. The thing that really got me,
Speaker 1: Like the thing that I the moment that I realized
Speaker 1: that I actually genuinely liked Starfield a lot was then
Speaker 1: like I was like flying and like I like jumped
Speaker 1: to some random system or whatever, and there was just
Speaker 1: some guy in a ship and he was like singing
Speaker 1: it like a like a void shandy oh interesting, and
Speaker 1: I was just like, oh, I love this, this is awesome.
Speaker 1: Vibe Wise, I guess got a lot of problems. I
Speaker 1: still need to play that game. Just wait for it
Speaker 1: to be. It's not going it's it will be at
Speaker 1: some point, although actually it might take a while. Actually
Speaker 1: I think about it, because it's going to come to
Speaker 1: PlayStation at some point, so like they're probably not going
Speaker 1: to lower the price at all until like it's out
Speaker 1: for PlayStation and then the normal cycle will continue.
Speaker 2: Like it's technically low enough, like I've seen it around
Speaker 2: forty bucks.
Speaker 1: But I still just wait, good, just wait, It'll go
Speaker 1: it'll it will go down. At some point, there'll be
Speaker 1: some crazy path has to s a l at some point. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Doom is so close to wait when does Doom come out?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm excited. Ooh, I'm excited. See I'm gonna
Speaker 1: put all the Mitt Gordon ship in there. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I was imported.
Speaker 2: Just I'm like, oh yeah, this new music's fine, but
Speaker 2: you know, I gotta here, I gotta I gotta hear
Speaker 2: all that.
Speaker 1: It is a shame that that that weird fallout happened
Speaker 1: with them, super a shame because I feel like that.
Speaker 2: I feel like that dude got a lot of people
Speaker 2: into like metal because they're like, yeah, this ship goes hard.
Speaker 1: What else is like this crazy? I like how it
Speaker 1: makes my balls a little bit. So there was a
Speaker 1: PlayStation There was a PlayStation concert recently, right, and the
Speaker 1: idea was like, oh, it's so like it's like an organ,
Speaker 1: it's like video games live, right, but just for PlayStation,
Speaker 1: which to me is like the fuck even is that?
Speaker 1: That's crazy? I would have went if I knew about that, well,
Speaker 1: it's it's yeah, I mean, what was it? Did you go? No,
Speaker 1: it's I don't know if it happened or if it's
Speaker 1: about to happen or something. But they canceled a bunch
Speaker 1: of dates because like, no one's going, oh, no one
Speaker 1: cares because like what it's literally just of the lineup
Speaker 1: of things that they're going to play. It's literally just
Speaker 1: God of War that I think has any cachet musically,
Speaker 1: and even that's kind of like, oh, you know, fuck,
Speaker 1: but you're gonna have some fucking Spanish guy on a
Speaker 1: guitar go play the Last of Us theme in front,
Speaker 1: Like I don't like PlayStation, doesn't really like and by
Speaker 1: the way, I should specify it's PlayStation as of today.
Speaker 1: It's not like here's crash band. Well that kind of
Speaker 1: completely took me out of it exactly. Yeah, yeah, because
Speaker 1: they don't know that anymore, and so it's just all modest.
Speaker 1: So it's like I saw, oh, ghosts Yushima, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: did they even I don't even know what that is?
Speaker 1: Like what's the theme? Right? Yeah? Like I liked Go
Speaker 1: to Shima a great deal. I I couldn't tell you
Speaker 1: what the fuck? The theme song was not even a
Speaker 1: little bit. I think, Baby, they had Infamous there, but
Speaker 1: it was like does Infamous have like I still don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that is, brother, that's a very
Speaker 2: interesting Yeah, Like.
Speaker 1: I cannot all I know is from God of War.
Speaker 1: That's it. That's the only thing. I know. They can
Speaker 1: do some older ones, right like boy, but at that
Speaker 1: point it's just gonna be a God of War. I
Speaker 1: guess it's just yeah, you might as well have done
Speaker 1: just got it. Like, it's so funny when I think
Speaker 1: about that, because it's like it's the breadth of PlayStation
Speaker 1: right and you barely have enough there. But then I
Speaker 1: think of like if if there was like a Doom concert, Dude,
Speaker 1: if there was like mc gordon was like doing, like, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm playing the music for Doom on tour. I mean
Speaker 1: like I'm are you kidding, I'm there in the fron
Speaker 1: I'm probably like overpaying for It's ridiculous. That'd be great. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would go to a God of Work concert. I
Speaker 1: would go to if they if they.
Speaker 2: Played like all the because yeah, the entire series, Dude,
Speaker 2: number two has some absolute fucking bangers. Yeah, when he fights,
Speaker 2: uh Perseus. It's one of my favorite like.
Speaker 1: Video game sounds in that in that soundtrack, which one
Speaker 1: what what's that Sarah Sarah Barreles or whatever? Sarah b
Speaker 1: Y who's that popstar? I don't know this she does?
Speaker 1: Uh she does a lot of like retail loud speaker music.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, Like it's like, uh, say what you want
Speaker 1: to say that? The words fall out? Afraid? Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: in Got a War two? What really? No, dude, Sarah Barreles.
Speaker 1: It sounds so stupid that I'm like, well, he can't
Speaker 1: be fucking with me. It's like, why lie about that?
Speaker 1: Like what I do know? John Mayer is in the
Speaker 1: Halo two soundtrack. So happened? Jalen? His girlfriend did that
Speaker 1: to me? Really? Yeah.
Speaker 2: She was like I was eating the bread or whatever,
Speaker 2: and I was like, God, this bread's fucking great. She's like,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, She's like actually I helped prepare it earlier
Speaker 2: and I don't know her.
Speaker 1: I literally just and she prepared.
Speaker 2: I came in a little bit earlier and I was like,
Speaker 2: oh ship really She's like no, But I was like, well,
Speaker 2: how the fuck am I?
Speaker 1: How would I not believe you? I literally just met you,
Speaker 1: and those are those who immediately broke my trust. Those
Speaker 1: are useless lies because they don't help anyone.
Speaker 3: It was a lie for the Wind's like why it's funny,
Speaker 3: and maybe I was like, oh, yeah, I respect you.
Speaker 3: She's like that now to god, damn it, I was like,
Speaker 3: it's been she's been.
Speaker 1: Just like that.
Speaker 2: I didn't know she would do it if someone she
Speaker 2: just met, though, That's what's fun.
Speaker 1: I do it exclusively almost people like that is very true.
Speaker 1: You do do that to people that I don't know,
Speaker 1: especially look out, you're not hearing a lick of truth
Speaker 1: from me, if you if you're like I'm always curious
Speaker 1: to see, like if like there's like an uber driver
Speaker 1: that I get one day that listen to the show
Speaker 1: but like pretends not to and ask like what I do,
Speaker 1: and then I say like, yeah, I'm a dentist, you
Speaker 1: know yeah, And then they're like, line, why do you lie?
Speaker 1: And then like I wonder if they're like impressed or
Speaker 1: not by like my ability to improve like a fake
Speaker 1: life in front of them. You know, probably I imagine
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, let's see, let's see where this goes. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: because they would know if they listen to the show,
Speaker 1: they would know this is what I do to fucking
Speaker 1: uber drivers. He's like, oh, you're a fucking doctor, and
Speaker 1: he gets because every time, does he have any separations? No, dude,
Speaker 1: it's the problem. It just drives the problem is that
Speaker 1: it's so much more rewarding to make up a story
Speaker 1: for those people than it is to tell because, like, dude,
Speaker 1: I just uber to a the other day. I uber to,
Speaker 1: like get lunch with a friend of ours who's in
Speaker 1: town for a little bit, and we were I was,
Speaker 1: you know, they pick me up and then I get
Speaker 1: in and the guy talking about like he hears like
Speaker 1: an engine reb He's like, is that a BMW I hear?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, I don't know. I don't know
Speaker 1: cars at all, man, that was honest. I don't know
Speaker 1: about cars.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then he just kept talking about cars. He's just like,
Speaker 1: how am I to talking about cars?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Well yeah, I mean yeah, it sounds like well yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe like it sounds like an R eight or fucking something.
Speaker 1: And I'm like and and he asked me, what's the
Speaker 1: what's the the Lexus R or something. I'm like, brother,
Speaker 1: I just told you, I don't know anything. I don't
Speaker 1: think you understand how little I know about cars. I
Speaker 1: know that they're here and that they take me places.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the fuck like a four cylinder eight,
Speaker 1: so I don't even know which one's better? Is it
Speaker 1: better to have more cylinders?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Guess did you know what that sounds like?
Speaker 2: He's trying to he read. He read like a book
Speaker 2: like how to Make Friends for Dummies or whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then there's like a oh men, like cars,
Speaker 2: So like here's the opener. And then he even after
Speaker 2: you derailed it by being like, I don't know shit
Speaker 2: about cars, so he went.
Speaker 1: To the next beat. Still right, Yeah, he's still with it.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm still going to try it again. It
Speaker 1: was so strange, man, So why would you keep going after, Hey,
Speaker 1: you know about this very specific niche thing about cars,
Speaker 1: even though he just told me you don't know things
Speaker 1: about cars.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm trying to be my friend all the time,
Speaker 3: and I deny him on purpose.
Speaker 1: I'm like, don't talk to me, child lucks, We're going
Speaker 1: to talk about cars up at him, he slams on
Speaker 1: the break in the middle of traving, he leans over
Speaker 1: back on It's like that it's like that scene and
Speaker 1: what is it The Spider Man The First Spider Man
Speaker 1: with Tom Holland where you like leans over in the
Speaker 1: back of the car all right, where it's like we're
Speaker 1: Michael Keaton. It was like, that's like we're going to
Speaker 1: talk about cars. We're talking about cars.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: You know that Lexus is the luxury Toyota brand. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I do now, I guess I do. That's very cool, man, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's cool. Did not know that before and I had
Speaker 1: no reason to. So we're gonna go to dealership. We're
Speaker 1: gonna look at cars. You're not going to You're coming
Speaker 1: with me to the dealership. I want to teach you
Speaker 1: about cars. Let me see your phone. I want to
Speaker 1: make sure that the carps make sure be your phone.
Speaker 1: I'll get your get your phone back.
Speaker 3: After he grabs your phone and puts one finger through it,
Speaker 3: like sucking the guy did the market season two? He
Speaker 3: pushed him down a black guy.
Speaker 1: Why did these keep first of Molotov and then now
Speaker 1: he's just super human. You're not that strong. It's hurting him.
Speaker 1: You can see his fucking cry. You want to know
Speaker 1: what made this worse? Yeah? Yeah, I want you to
Speaker 1: guess what he was driving. Oh oh, he was definitely
Speaker 1: driving a Tesla, wasn't he. Yeah, the GPS on his
Speaker 1: Tesla wasn't working, so you're like made He was making
Speaker 1: incorrect turns constantly, which to me would have been like,
Speaker 1: no big deal. I mean, it's a little annoying, but
Speaker 1: like delay me one minute. But for a car guy
Speaker 1: specifically to make a point to say, like, I'm a
Speaker 1: car guy and I know a lot about cars. In fact,
Speaker 1: I know I know what an engine, I know the
Speaker 1: car by the engine sound on rip to then make
Speaker 1: every turn wrong. I agree. I agree with what your
Speaker 1: thought was, to make every turn wrong. The GBS isn't working,
Speaker 1: you're clearly driving a car that sucks. That may be
Speaker 1: so mad and that he wouldn't shut up.
Speaker 2: The idea of identifying cars by the engine rev is
Speaker 2: the gayest thing.
Speaker 1: I swear to God. That's so lame. That's better. That's
Speaker 1: that's good.
Speaker 3: And knowing a person by the sniffle of the cock.
Speaker 1: That's like hit, is that a hint of cuman?
Speaker 3: That's Brad Pitt.
Speaker 1: Has answers like air fresheners. It's like hobby air bord
Speaker 1: times penis ed O'Neil, Patricia O'Neill, don't know where I
Speaker 1: am like a milk like like like as him dead
Speaker 1: or dead for a minute. Yeah, he went to the
Speaker 1: He went to the air freshener company, gave them an imprint.
Speaker 1: It's like making a moldier, but it's like it's like
Speaker 1: a mold of your scent.
Speaker 3: He dips his balls in unscented material and then he
Speaker 3: leaves it. Germy a little bit.
Speaker 2: If they had a company like that, the way that,
Speaker 2: what's the vaginal candles gwyn Gwyneth Paltrow, the goop Chick?
Speaker 1: Would you do something like that? Would you make a balls?
Speaker 1: I think I probably wouldn't have just sheer curiosity to
Speaker 1: see if it actually works. Yeah, just if it actually works.
Speaker 2: Fucking long hard day test it. Oh wow, wow, this
Speaker 2: smells more like this smells more balls.
Speaker 1: It's a little off, but like not more than I
Speaker 1: expected to be. Definitely hanging that in their car, car
Speaker 1: like balls. Oh Man, so well you like cars? Huh? Yeah.
Speaker 1: Man takes a deep way for the balls.
Speaker 3: He's over here and the things over there, and it's
Speaker 3: aim towards him. That's how hard he's in it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's sniffing, and it's like pulling towards him.
Speaker 3: You can hear the metal thing on the fucking car
Speaker 3: denting in because of how hard he's whiffing those balls.
Speaker 1: At that point, do you do you like roll out
Speaker 1: of the car, You're definitely. I think you do your best.
Speaker 3: You do your best to wait for it to go slower,
Speaker 3: You're definitely. So you gotta wait till it gets slow
Speaker 3: enough and you gotta kick the door out of one kick.
Speaker 3: You gotta one kick the door what you gotta just
Speaker 3: wait And it's really big.
Speaker 2: It's like it's actually kind of a good idea to
Speaker 2: carry one of those glass chatter things if you frequent.
Speaker 1: Due you guys, I really want to do I really
Speaker 1: I have this vision of I don't know if it's
Speaker 1: a sketch so much as it's just like something I
Speaker 1: just think would be really great to see in live action,
Speaker 1: Like I do want I want to film something like
Speaker 1: that where like there's like an uber driver and somebody
Speaker 1: gets in the car and then there's just something some
Speaker 1: really innocuous thing like maybe it's an air freshener that's
Speaker 1: that's the scent of balls or something. Yeah, and it's
Speaker 1: like or like an awkward conversation. It's like, oh, that's
Speaker 1: I just want the person in the back. I want
Speaker 1: to be a front shot from the driver and the
Speaker 1: guy in the back the whole time, and at a
Speaker 1: certain point you just winds up a kick, takes the
Speaker 1: door off, and then rolls out with all the sound
Speaker 1: design that would be accompanied.
Speaker 3: I like the idea.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't want that to exist so bad. Like once,
Speaker 1: I don't think you should leave sketch or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 3: Do you think I would film it if I wasn't
Speaker 3: breaking you know anyone?
Speaker 1: You don't you know anyone? I could one kick a
Speaker 1: door off a hinge No, maybe like a jeloppie.
Speaker 2: Body like maybe uh like Phil Heath or maybe Ronnie
Speaker 2: Coleman in his say day, what's the name of that
Speaker 2: black guy trying to do that?
Speaker 1: Did you say Gary Coleman? Say Gary Coleman? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I say yeah, I say Gary Coleman's when I.
Speaker 3: Heard, dude, I just for some reason you said Gary Coleman.
Speaker 3: I thought of like throwing Gary Coleman a way of
Speaker 3: a car and getting ran over. That's what I was
Speaker 3: thinking about.
Speaker 1: That. That is pretty funny.
Speaker 3: What's the name of the guy, Derek Hale, Derek Hall, whatever.
Speaker 3: That guy's name is the black dude that's all over
Speaker 3: on ticks on the internet that like does the eye
Speaker 3: he like he puts the ice. He's like he has
Speaker 3: the timer. He's waking up at the beginning of the
Speaker 3: day and he dips his face in the water and
Speaker 3: then he like goes to work out with a fucking
Speaker 3: watch on Derek Hale, Derek Hall or something like that.
Speaker 3: I sees a black guy that like does like that's
Speaker 3: doing like fitness stuff. Now I think I've seen that,
Speaker 3: but I don't know him. Like I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think I've seen that thing of the and he's
Speaker 1: like when he throws control at the TV, he's like
Speaker 1: damn and he goes he throws control the TV. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, look him up. I don't morning routine. Let's
Speaker 1: get to another question. We're spending a long time. Yeah, yeah, bullshit.
Speaker 1: Nine inch mails nine inches. That's pretty good. That's pretty good.
Speaker 1: That is great, that's fantastic. Is the heat on? I'm sweating.
Speaker 1: It's been hot for a while, and I'm like, I
Speaker 1: guess I'm just dridged.
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm gonna deal with this.
Speaker 1: It was I was like I felt I'm like suffering,
Speaker 1: I'm like sweating.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh, it's gonna be over eventually, and
Speaker 3: I have to deal with that. Yeah, he was on
Speaker 3: in the summer temperatures.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that makes that makes perfect sense, because I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't know why I didn't say anything.
Speaker 1: It was like you just silently.
Speaker 3: I didn't. I didn't want to.
Speaker 1: This is not my house.
Speaker 3: I can't be despectful about it was gonna be respectful.
Speaker 1: Like absolutely tell me. It literally didn't because I zoned out,
Speaker 1: like I just assume, like I'm like I thought I
Speaker 1: was just sick. I was just like, oh, well here's
Speaker 1: another fever covered. Yeah. It was just subconscious for me
Speaker 1: because it didn't for some re Yeah. No, he just
Speaker 1: hit me anyway. Nine inch mails Uh no, no bruvsdis No,
Speaker 1: that's crazy anyway, he says to Derek as the singer
Speaker 1: of alien Ant Farm, Dryden, Mitchell apparently spends time calling
Speaker 1: Publican's gay on Twitter. I think it's a good idea
Speaker 1: to make a gallien Ant Farm cover Pit Drink Piss
Speaker 1: Love You By to give him like for an homage.
Speaker 1: I don't know what, Like I don't know alien a
Speaker 1: Farm music outside of the cover that they did of
Speaker 1: the Michael Jackson song.
Speaker 2: So like I know three songs, So yeah that one
Speaker 2: it smooth criminal, I know movies.
Speaker 1: I Want You to Be Free, Don't Worry about Me.
Speaker 1: You remember that one? Oh? Kind of like yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: And then like the music video was cool because it's
Speaker 2: like they're in a theater and then like they're like
Speaker 2: he jumps into the screen and then it's just an.
Speaker 1: And then he's in the Minecraft movie with Jack Black.
Speaker 3: Yeah jockey, a real chicken shows up in a fucking
Speaker 3: and they tear down a movie theater.
Speaker 1: You see it go to the ceiling.
Speaker 3: One guy's one guys. One guy digs into the floor
Speaker 3: like it's not like ripping it open like a superhero
Speaker 3: something like that. But there's like there's a give he
Speaker 3: gets a little bit. It's like an inch the new
Speaker 3: like the I think it's like Colorado, the Minecraft the
Speaker 3: theater when I got the leveled pretty.
Speaker 1: Much No, so like there's a in Colorado, there was
Speaker 1: a obviously, like there's the microrapt moone is crazy and
Speaker 1: like the theater reactions are insane. And his video of
Speaker 1: like like his Chicken Jockey and the like. There just
Speaker 1: throwing popcorn and and fucking you know, sodas and ship
Speaker 1: and then the camera turns and a little girl is
Speaker 1: ripping herself in half.
Speaker 3: She ripped herself in half of the Jack Black small
Speaker 3: Jack Black ones.
Speaker 1: There and it was like literally like from the seams,
Speaker 1: the seems that she doesn't have no dude, she doesn't
Speaker 1: even react. No, it's so quick too. It's the same
Speaker 1: way that Captain America does the wood And what is it?
Speaker 1: Which one it was?
Speaker 3: Age? Was it?
Speaker 1: Yes? Damn, it was a long time ago. It was
Speaker 1: fucking more recent twenty fifteen song Age of Old Tray
Speaker 1: fourteen yeah, fourteen.
Speaker 3: New York.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, because okay, yeah yeah, so long yeah.
Speaker 2: Civil Wars twenty fifteen, and then in Infanny Wars twenty sixteen.
Speaker 1: No, I don't if anywhere. I don't remember anything any more,
Speaker 1: eighteen whatever. Oh end game was nineteen nineteen. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then the world died. The world died. That really is
Speaker 1: kind of insane, is how that worked.
Speaker 3: Back at COVID, and I think of like how insane
Speaker 3: everything was, and I'm like, oh, no, that makes sense.
Speaker 3: Everyone's fucking stupid well yeah, okay, yeah, great than being
Speaker 3: like it sounds fake and I'm like, that's not such
Speaker 3: a stupid ass up listening to a musical about high
Speaker 3: school dumb.
Speaker 1: Whoa, all right, what it makes sense to do that.
Speaker 2: I've always wondered about this real quick, about the alien
Speaker 2: app Farm thing, because it's like a cover.
Speaker 1: Of a cover, you know, their version of Smith Criminong. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I'm a popular song as far I know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's but it's like, I guess since it is
Speaker 1: their version your your you're but it's like, how do
Speaker 1: you clear how do you clear that? You know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Like does it have to go through two channels?
Speaker 2: Like say, because if you're if you're gonna cover something,
Speaker 2: usually that there might be like a royalty split or something, right,
Speaker 2: And so I'm like, dude, does Michael Jackson ann alien
Speaker 2: An Farm get a piece of that?
Speaker 1: That's true? You can just you can you can take
Speaker 1: you can just take people's don't don't think any more
Speaker 1: about it. That's that's totally valid, by the way, like
Speaker 1: genuinely like fucking it. The artist is gone, Like what
Speaker 1: do you mean just taking it? Yeah, there's no such
Speaker 1: thing as the estate, No I think that shouldn't be
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I mean, I agree, like the estatement
Speaker 1: in the statement, you didn't do nothing, ship fucking loser.
Speaker 1: Oh congratulations, you're Michael Jackson's son. Who then is that
Speaker 1: it was their kid's name? Blacks and blankets blanket alive.
Speaker 3: I haven't seen any of them, Prince, Prince Michael Jackson.
Speaker 3: Did you say Prince Michael Prince Michael Jackson.
Speaker 1: So he just named he just named himself after somebody
Speaker 1: else and then himself then the artist formally known as
Speaker 1: Prince Michael Jackson. That's insane. Uh, Michael Jackson kids. When
Speaker 1: I sat up on a deal though, what's the sound
Speaker 1: of my about hole?
Speaker 2: Oh wow, Prince looks like you've.
Speaker 1: Been struck bath my smooth boody hole. Why is it
Speaker 1: just some white guy?
Speaker 3: I don't like that they're just white?
Speaker 1: Is that that doesn't that's not how it doesn't make sense. No,
Speaker 1: that's not real. That's not deal. So he probably that's
Speaker 1: Prince Michael Jackson's lawyer, or he used somebody else's d dude.
Speaker 1: He looks he looks like he was like dread first
Speaker 1: or something, you know what I mean, dread first I
Speaker 1: don't like dread.
Speaker 3: First, I don't like that they're just white.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't. That's my biggest fear. White. Yeah, no, but
Speaker 1: like this doesn't like on a on a genetically No,
Speaker 1: I understand, it makes no sense to me. This makes
Speaker 1: absolutely this is Paris Jackson. Though there's no how a
Speaker 1: mom looks like actually like she's clearly she was just you.
Speaker 1: That is not Michael Jackson. To be fair, Michael Jackons
Speaker 1: Jackson Castrado, he doesn't have fucking sperm, that's the theory.
Speaker 1: But that really leads crea mega mangled man. Maybe he
Speaker 1: had some swimmers there, but they were like just didn't
Speaker 1: know what the fuck to do.
Speaker 2: I feel like they would have ended up being like
Speaker 2: special if that were the case.
Speaker 1: Well, in fairness to Michael Jackson, his black DNA was
Speaker 1: so iffy that he just became white. Yes, what happened?
Speaker 1: So like, I mean, I don't know. Maybe his kids
Speaker 1: are just you know, it's.
Speaker 3: Really unfortunate because he was he was such a I
Speaker 3: think he was such a good looking young man, and
Speaker 3: it's like, dang, it's so unfortunate.
Speaker 1: Billy Jean and ship Man.
Speaker 3: Then it became for no I know, before that like
Speaker 3: before that, when he was a young black guys, like
Speaker 3: when he was still like not known as the ship.
Speaker 3: I'm off the Walls Rock era. Yeah, but this is
Speaker 3: a fine looking young dude, like he was a really
Speaker 3: handsome guy and then he just he got his condition
Speaker 3: and it's like unfortunately he got.
Speaker 1: His condition, and to me, that's a complete excuse. He
Speaker 1: had no hand.
Speaker 3: He had his condition right, and it was just the
Speaker 3: idea of that, like it's gonna get worse as you
Speaker 3: get older being the ship. Also, he was the ship,
Speaker 3: so it's gonna lead like I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't think.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying I would have went about it this way. Well, look,
Speaker 3: let's I can see his path of logic.
Speaker 5: I don't.
Speaker 1: Let's let's also be clear. Let's also you're gonna change
Speaker 1: your nose. Well, let's be clear, that's not when he
Speaker 1: was abused a ship. He's not him every day even
Speaker 1: when he did good. Yeah, fucking man, I want another grammy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Marvin Gaye's dad, Marvin Gaye's dad jumped in the party too. Combos.
Speaker 1: It's just like, yeah, I mean, had doesn't it doesn't
Speaker 1: need to track because there's no how could it.
Speaker 3: But he got he got addicted to the work, getting
Speaker 3: work done in general, probably with a great excuse.
Speaker 2: But it's also it doesn't track because he did it
Speaker 2: really make himself look more western, know, it really does.
Speaker 2: You can just look, if you wanted to get ahead
Speaker 2: of your skin being white, you can make yourself white
Speaker 2: like an albino. But to change the structure of your face.
Speaker 1: That bit and western. He's crazy. What happens is him
Speaker 1: justifying it is kind of like no, no, no no.
Speaker 3: It clearly starts with him doing that to be able
Speaker 3: to deal with the fact his skin is going to
Speaker 3: be changing, right, And then it's obviously after going under
Speaker 3: the knife, understand you can dictate how your body looks.
Speaker 3: It becomes a slope of him constantly altering himself over
Speaker 3: and over.
Speaker 2: So he changed his nose before he started changing before
Speaker 2: he was wearing a glove to hide his villa igo.
Speaker 1: He wanted to be white.
Speaker 2: It's just like I thought, go back to paper trail.
Speaker 2: Start from the beginning where he clearly liked more western
Speaker 2: features and the villa igo was a perfect excuse to
Speaker 2: just go full balls out.
Speaker 3: I mean, the two things can be true.
Speaker 2: True with when he started, if he didn't if there
Speaker 2: wasn't evidence of the contrary of what you're saying.
Speaker 3: Because I feel like I don't know. I don't know
Speaker 3: if him I don't, I don't. I can't tell by
Speaker 3: eye of him getting work done prior to off the wall.
Speaker 2: Well, it's like you can see his noses white as
Speaker 2: ship when he still has black skin. So I'm like, oh, well,
Speaker 2: he's already this, this is this is something that he's.
Speaker 1: He was under the knife. He got going under the knife.
Speaker 2: He wanted to look more western, wanted a more western
Speaker 2: European look, and then and then the villa igo that
Speaker 2: he claims to have with the Glad.
Speaker 3: I think obviously him being a white man helped him
Speaker 3: become as pop actually white skin as popular he became,
Speaker 3: even his talent. I feel like that was fel that
Speaker 3: was not true because he looked like fair, fairer skin,
Speaker 3: because he was already fair. Billy time was the perfect
Speaker 3: He couldn't he going past that was where Billy Jean
Speaker 3: and Thrower of that time. He was already way fair
Speaker 3: than he was because he was like right, he was
Speaker 3: like and then he was just like, oh, by the
Speaker 3: time Piller came out, he was like past point he
Speaker 3: was lighter than.
Speaker 1: Lily well as a licensed therapist. Yeah, I think, uh, if.
Speaker 3: Your therapist were cooked, if your therapist were cooked, going, mister.
Speaker 1: Doctor, gone have to be fun, I want to hear. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I think he actually wanted to change his skin
Speaker 1: because he wanted to look less like the people of
Speaker 1: his family who abused him.
Speaker 2: Actually that there that there's that could be a very
Speaker 2: there's no evidence of that, but that is actually a
Speaker 2: plausible line of like I would believe that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would believe that because like these niggas, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they did me thirty. I don't look in the mirror.
Speaker 1: I see my dad. I want to see my daddy.
Speaker 3: I loved you because I don't know like I love you,
Speaker 3: but they would bring that shit up to him right
Speaker 3: when I love you. Michael Jackson, I'm also Kingston's dad. Hammer,
Speaker 3: Why are you?
Speaker 1: How do you?
Speaker 3: How do you do that? Like?
Speaker 1: How do you like? How do you like? When he
Speaker 1: had when he had his skin like lightenedd is not
Speaker 1: even what Bart says. I love the idea of him,
Speaker 1: like Michael Jackson as a dad like that, though, Yeah
Speaker 1: are you little? Why are you? Why are you little?
Speaker 1: Come in? Yeah, you don't matter more money. The woman
Speaker 1: he the woman he chose to have his kids. There's like,
Speaker 1: this is a fucking white lady, a standard white lady.
Speaker 1: That's crazy because because I know he wanted to marry.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess you could still have a kiddle.
Speaker 3: Yeah, fair enough.
Speaker 1: She didn't know. She's my ignorance. Goddamn you.
Speaker 3: I've gotten many lesbian's pregnant, many a legs being as pregnant.
Speaker 3: All three of my kids, many, all three of them.
Speaker 3: All three of my kids are with lesbian women. In fact,
Speaker 3: that would be so crazy. I like, are you going
Speaker 3: out of your way? Was that a coincidence? Both those
Speaker 3: two did not exist, those two things. I chose a
Speaker 3: particular archetype of woman, and it happened to be.
Speaker 1: Oh here, I didn't know. It was like, how I look,
Speaker 1: I'm out here to carry I didn't know I'm here
Speaker 1: knocking down Drew Carre esque woman left and right. Dude,
Speaker 1: I'm out here eating a bowl of sugar cubes, like
Speaker 1: popcorn wrote in this is Hello, first time Patron. Three
Speaker 1: years ago, I spent the entire day fishing and setting
Speaker 1: traps in the Bayous outside New Orleans during sundown when
Speaker 1: I caught my last fish for the day, an alligator
Speaker 1: easually fourteen feet long. I don't believe that launched itself.
Speaker 1: They're not that long, launched itself on my boat for
Speaker 1: five minutes straight. It launched itself on my boat. I
Speaker 1: struggled with the fucker until it finally ran off at
Speaker 1: the cost of one of my fish. With that said,
Speaker 1: have you ever had a tense or hostile encounter with
Speaker 1: an animal? Cheers?
Speaker 2: I believe his story except for the fourteen.
Speaker 1: Foot Yeah, there's like there's no maybe fourteen that would
Speaker 1: a meter and handled you. Now, to be fair, it
Speaker 1: might not maybe like a ten footer. Yeah, ward one
Speaker 1: off with the frying pan. Do you see that video?
Speaker 1: Oh that guy just like that motherfucker he just leaves
Speaker 1: like that's fucking bost dude, that is sick. Iainless steel. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that fourteen foot fourteen feet fourteen meters. Maybe I think
Speaker 1: you are. I think you are.
Speaker 3: A fourteen alligator is a nightmare. That's a plus your sword, man,
Speaker 3: I don't know, like because the crazy big ones are like.
Speaker 1: Skinny but just very long tail. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because for the twenty if he had to wrestle
Speaker 2: with an alligator, you didn't have time to measure it.
Speaker 3: That's also he was probably.
Speaker 1: He's like Dante, but only with measure thing. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: didn't matter.
Speaker 3: Someone holding down an alligator and it's trying to get away,
Speaker 3: and you're measuring it and it's crying, it's wheeling, You're
Speaker 3: just like.
Speaker 1: Holding down easily. It was a it was a really
Speaker 1: tall thin It was like it was an alligator. It
Speaker 1: was an alligator with Marfan syndrome. Is that yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: like Lincoln Lincoln, so slender alligator, so slender hat, slender Gator.
Speaker 1: I play that, Slender Gator. I play. You said like
Speaker 1: slender Man, but an alligator slender Gator. Yeah, damn, like
Speaker 1: you said something I think. I think, uh I did.
Speaker 1: I was trying to think of what the thumbnail is
Speaker 1: going to be for this episode. I just just emaciate
Speaker 1: an alligator real quick.
Speaker 3: You gotta make sure extend the arms.
Speaker 1: Usat it's gonna be slender Man with an alligator head.
Speaker 1: That's that's not even. But I'm also going to erase
Speaker 1: its features. They should be double my cry the thumb
Speaker 1: it definitely should be that I was. I was, but
Speaker 1: that would be you throw a thin alligator. Just throw
Speaker 1: an alligator in there. Yeah, slender gators I love. I
Speaker 1: think that's demon mi dem oh my god. All right,
Speaker 1: uh let's do one more thing, I guess, and then
Speaker 1: we get the funk out of here. Captain Joke America says, Hey, boys,
Speaker 1: why does Netflix spit my face and fuck my ass
Speaker 1: and ruined the things I love? D mc anime sucks
Speaker 1: and I don't like how they treated my wife lady.
Speaker 1: Not just a question, not a question, just something to
Speaker 1: leave you with the she is definitely different from what
Speaker 1: she is in the epotomac Well, I I.
Speaker 2: Just it's unfortunate that I feel like she's gonna softens, right,
Speaker 2: She's gonna soften, But yeah, it is coming in that
Speaker 2: hot is it's He's really like, but that's kind of
Speaker 2: the point in it.
Speaker 1: It's really I imagine that's the point.
Speaker 3: That's hard for people to create women that are strong
Speaker 3: without just making them pissed.
Speaker 2: I just want her to just be stoic, like would
Speaker 2: have been dope, Like she's just like, oh, I don't
Speaker 2: give a fuck, let's get this done.
Speaker 1: But she's like kind of like a you know, kind
Speaker 1: of an asshole, and I'm like, you don't. I feel
Speaker 1: like this far into your career, you would probably be
Speaker 1: over that.
Speaker 2: You'd be like, you're not it's all Vendetta shit, and
Speaker 2: you're like, you're just doing a job now whatever. I
Speaker 2: see what they're trying to do, and I don't I
Speaker 2: don't mind it, because sure there's you know, if you're
Speaker 2: driven on the freeway of people and somebody cuts somebody
Speaker 2: off and somebody takes a shot at somebody, there are
Speaker 2: angry people in the world. There's unreasonably angry people. So
Speaker 2: I'm like, I can accept this. But if I'm not
Speaker 2: also a massive fan of Lady I didn't give a
Speaker 2: shit about her, Well, I'm gonna be fair. Let me
Speaker 2: be totally honest. I barely give a shit about the
Speaker 2: Devil Make Right universe. Oh yeah, being honest, Like I
Speaker 2: I annoy it, but as far as I know you
Speaker 2: do it, like when you were talking about, like when
Speaker 2: you're going deep into some of the lore and stuff,
Speaker 2: I'm just like, okay, Like, I.
Speaker 1: Love Lady too.
Speaker 3: She's a bad especially Lady in five.
Speaker 1: I mean, she's cool. I don't mind Lady. I don't
Speaker 1: mind her.
Speaker 2: I just as far as the way that they're portraying her,
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, Okay, some people, I understand why they
Speaker 2: might be mad because they're not getting the lady. It
Speaker 2: was like, she's very not herself from the game. Did
Speaker 2: you watch That's not the Scooby Doo Max version. They
Speaker 2: Shaggy had not became Shaggy, had not he was. It
Speaker 2: was pre he hadn't even gotten into du Yeah, he's
Speaker 2: a I'm not gonna say I'm shag it.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say with a hard R shagger almost,
Speaker 1: but whatever it was, it was I'm not gonna do
Speaker 1: it anyway.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but in a way like that where there's
Speaker 2: gonna be a little bit of a journey to get
Speaker 2: to like, oh, I recognize this person now, I imagine
Speaker 2: that's what's happened lady.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm completely wrong, Maybe she's like gonna maintain being
Speaker 1: an asshole. I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's I'm I promise you I am checked out, not
Speaker 2: in a way that I will. I'm gonna finish it.
Speaker 2: But since I understand how, I understand now how they're
Speaker 2: gonna how things are gonna work, and so it's the
Speaker 2: same thing what I do with Fallout, where I started
Speaker 2: out where I was like, oh, why are they doing
Speaker 2: these little things, just these little things that were annoying me.
Speaker 2: I'm just I got those firm point.
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's it.
Speaker 2: That's the way it is, that's the way it's gonna
Speaker 2: be written. Shut the brain off. I can enjoy for
Speaker 2: what it is.
Speaker 1: And so that's that's basically why I'm I don't really
Speaker 1: care about it. Like I like that my cry reasonably enough.
Speaker 1: I just I just don't really care about it. It's
Speaker 1: it's very schlocky to me.
Speaker 2: So I like, I want to play because obviously they
Speaker 2: got sales on Devil May Cry right now, but already
Speaker 2: have all of them.
Speaker 1: But I was great. I felt the need to. It's
Speaker 1: been almost three years. It's almost been three years for me.
Speaker 1: I had the collection too, like and I never really
Speaker 1: like love, never played the original I love. I watched
Speaker 1: the ship out of the cuttings of the originals. Okay,
Speaker 1: I can't play three a lot.
Speaker 3: I can't go back before three. I played three is
Speaker 3: one of my favorite.
Speaker 1: Was the first one I played for Oh yeah, because
Speaker 1: I played the demo on three sixty was yes, was
Speaker 1: I played the three and I remember like you were
Speaker 1: in that like weird. It was like kind of like
Speaker 1: bright White Courtyard. Yeah, the first Boss.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember that because that's actually that was all
Speaker 2: I played with the Doma cry for and never beat.
Speaker 1: It same, I liked it. I just didn't have money,
Speaker 1: so I liked it. But I also was like a
Speaker 1: new character. I don't care. I was just like I
Speaker 1: was just I was. I wasn't.
Speaker 3: They do a really good job redeeming Neuron five. I
Speaker 3: think Nero is actually really really cool in five.
Speaker 1: I just like, I don't.
Speaker 2: I remember we talked about these years ago, because I'm like,
Speaker 2: you think like Nero's cool. I feel like like he's
Speaker 2: anime nerd cool. He's just he's not as cool as
Speaker 2: like Dante Virgilar, but Danton Verges are like they're like cool,
Speaker 2: fringe and like the other in any opposite because Virgil
Speaker 2: was like very stoic and like badass, but that's also
Speaker 2: like over serious.
Speaker 1: Like but that's what I mean.
Speaker 3: Dante's like whatever, laid back, like it's not actually like
Speaker 3: Matrix cool to me, you know. I think I think
Speaker 3: they're both cool characters in different direction, but also their
Speaker 3: coolness is lame at the same time. And I think
Speaker 3: Nero is a middle ground of like he's just kind
Speaker 3: of a chill dude. Yes, I just think he dresses
Speaker 3: like a like a fucking punk asshole. I'm like, who
Speaker 3: do you think you are?
Speaker 1: Dude?
Speaker 3: You know the kind of guy to walk past the
Speaker 3: camera and flip it off and walk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that guy. I look at all the
Speaker 1: things that Demsey does wrong and like what fall Out
Speaker 1: does wrong and what like I don't know fucking what
Speaker 1: was the other one? There was another video game show
Speaker 1: that was like, oh, like Castlevania, like the little Things.
Speaker 1: It's like I would kill for these little things, right,
Speaker 1: I would. I don't really understand the arbiter is a
Speaker 1: lesbian woman, dude. I can't even I can't even begin
Speaker 1: I can't even hold on, I can't even wait on
Speaker 1: a hold on? What do you what do you So?
Speaker 2: It's not it's not it's not like you know, David
Speaker 2: played arbiter, right, So you're saying it's a voice by
Speaker 2: a no, no, no.
Speaker 1: So here's what I'm saying. What are you saying the
Speaker 1: arbiter or the role of the arbiter, uh huh is fulfilled.
Speaker 1: He killed him by a blonde woman because they didn't
Speaker 1: want to animate. They didn't want to spend the time
Speaker 1: in CG and money to animate a speaking role for
Speaker 1: an alien, uh for that long. So they replaced that
Speaker 1: role with a blond woman, and and in season two
Speaker 1: there and and they realized like, oh, that's a bad idea.
Speaker 1: So in season two they do bring the arbiter in,
Speaker 1: but he never speaks English. He's completely different, he has
Speaker 1: completely motivations, and he dies the second he gets on
Speaker 1: the rig. He has one little fight which even that
Speaker 1: he's dead. Wait are you wait? I'm not kidding. I
Speaker 1: am shocked that I have not heard of this, because
Speaker 1: that sounds so egregious you wouldn't want to hear about it.
Speaker 1: Nobody who saw it wanted to even tell anybody what happened.
Speaker 2: It was like seeing like a massive her and you're like,
Speaker 2: this is too fucked up to even speak of. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so like when I see like so, when I see
Speaker 2: people being like man the fallout armor helmet doesn't open
Speaker 2: the right way, I'm like you you ah, you from
Speaker 2: the place oh I want to say things. Look, I
Speaker 2: want to say that bitching about contrivance it comes from
Speaker 2: a place of privilege.
Speaker 1: No, no, I understand, I understand. I'm complaining about something
Speaker 1: that I agree with you.
Speaker 2: I do agree with you too, to be fair, has
Speaker 2: the potential to be it could be better better, but
Speaker 2: it's good enough. Like I said, I'm going to finish
Speaker 2: the series.
Speaker 1: Like I've watched Fallout and I was like, oh, watch
Speaker 1: it again. Yeah, the most The only thing about it
Speaker 1: to me is like the weird, like some characters being
Speaker 1: three D and the other ones aren't not being it's
Speaker 1: it's just because it feels like it feels like I'm
Speaker 1: seeing it invincible with the steps. To me, I'm just like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I completely I missed the steps. I
Speaker 1: get crazy, but when I saw it it was funny. Well,
Speaker 1: I yeah, I I just happened to I probably would
Speaker 1: have missed it too, because I don't know, sometimes you're
Speaker 1: eating right or whatever and I just happen to look
Speaker 1: up with like a full thing of food. Yo, my
Speaker 1: eyes hurt from the stairs an Invincible season three, episode one.
Speaker 1: It was ridiculous. But yeah, so man, you know what,
Speaker 1: I recommend watching the Halo to go do it because
Speaker 1: you will not believe. I can't like what you're telling
Speaker 1: me sounds in this day and age. Really, if this
Speaker 1: was mid two thousands, it feels like two thousand and five,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, like like Fantastic.
Speaker 2: Four movie, right, but way worse, like way worse what
Speaker 2: I Actually I watched two thousand and five Fantastic fo
Speaker 2: a couple of years ago, and it was okay.
Speaker 1: It was at least fun fun. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like if Ben Grimm's power, instead of being
Speaker 3: a rock, was being a fucking ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's just heard and ship read the names I out.
Speaker 1: That has logged me out? Did you not know that? Well, man,
Speaker 1: you really smell? Did you not know that? No, dude,
Speaker 1: there's a thing you think me. There's a reason why
Speaker 1: I haven't uploaded in years? How have I not? Because
Speaker 1: that that really destroyed myself. I've been rebuilding my soul. Chris.
Speaker 1: As much as I like the Arbiter, Arbiter is a
Speaker 1: blonde woman, make it aga. They didn't even make it
Speaker 1: a nigga.
Speaker 3: They didn't even make it a black the one thing
Speaker 3: we wanted make it voice by a black person, but.
Speaker 1: It was just it was just some guy going get
Speaker 1: you know, and then he dies immediately. So that's uh huh,
Speaker 1: because you guys after.
Speaker 2: One minute time, I know, I didn't watch and I
Speaker 2: watched like I caught a little bit of season two
Speaker 2: because I just saw like a large action sequence where
Speaker 2: he didn't have his armor on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I was like, well, what is this? Was
Speaker 1: this punisher? Yes, this reach that's I was like, why wait,
Speaker 1: what is the I stopped watching when I saw that scene.
Speaker 1: I was like, what why if you take the if
Speaker 1: you take a Spartan, I'm just watching a Marvel show.
Speaker 1: I'm just watching Captain America. But yeah, I was like
Speaker 1: I could give a funk about this.
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 1: It is that confusing. It really is that.
Speaker 3: I saw the part where the girl's bench press, like
Speaker 3: like pressing the thing, and I was like, that's cool.
Speaker 1: I'd paying that. Yeah one of the spartans.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yes, It's not to say that there aren't like brief
Speaker 1: shots of things that make sense or are cool. That
Speaker 1: My other nudity other than seeing his ass, was like
Speaker 1: any other stuff like that.
Speaker 3: I saw his whole shaft. He saw a shaft and
Speaker 3: it was a lot of shaft.
Speaker 1: It's like this much shaft. That's so stupid. I honestly
Speaker 1: don't remembers probably do a big There was some government
Speaker 1: guy who was there was some government guy character in
Speaker 1: the show who is not real at all. They just
Speaker 1: made him, made him up and he's sitting in like
Speaker 1: a giant Jacuzi and he's like evil and you see
Speaker 1: his ass. So it's great.
Speaker 3: This isn't the first? Isn't the first? What you call it?
Speaker 3: Was the name of the guy that's a part of
Speaker 3: the shadow organization, that's a Spartan.
Speaker 1: I don't remember the name. Isn't he a Spartan?
Speaker 3: Though?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not even exaggerating when I say, like,
Speaker 1: I don't care about it anymore, like it really ruined
Speaker 1: everything for me.
Speaker 2: I feel you because well I feel you because I
Speaker 2: guess Look, I love the original Mortal Kombat.
Speaker 1: For how retarded it is. It's just like I just
Speaker 1: love it.
Speaker 2: It's just pure nostalgia. Choreography is actually pretty good, I
Speaker 2: will say only Readeem quality.
Speaker 1: But that's the thing, man, it's at least fun. There's
Speaker 1: no yeah, there at least campy and fun like I
Speaker 1: would I would have loved a campy, like nonsense show
Speaker 1: even even but like fuck there.
Speaker 2: Was a but the twenty twenty one I think Mortal
Speaker 2: Kombat they did one. Yeah, yeah, that was the equivalent
Speaker 2: of the Halo series where it was so yeah, I
Speaker 2: to this day, I don't under they said they're gonna
Speaker 2: do it better. They make it an I'm gonna I
Speaker 2: feel like I want to kill myself because I just
Speaker 2: feel like they're not gonna They added a Mortal Combat's
Speaker 2: roster is so insanely huge, like let's make a new
Speaker 2: character for the audience to connect with.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, they always do this shit. I don't
Speaker 1: know why you do that. They didn't fall where the
Speaker 1: premise is like that you're it's more about the world
Speaker 1: or whatever and the setting, like it's fine, make your
Speaker 1: own character, sure, but like in the Hailers, are they
Speaker 1: just invent some Asian child and you're like, who is this?
Speaker 1: I did check out when I saw Oh and by
Speaker 1: the way, she's the Flood. No, No, that fucking dumb
Speaker 1: chick that you're protecting. Like how so she we're gonna
Speaker 1: read the names? Like how was she to Flood that
Speaker 1: we're going to read the name? I don't know, Like
Speaker 1: how I don't.
Speaker 2: Know she can see I feel like we need an
Speaker 2: extra can see them or communicated, like an extra AMMO
Speaker 2: for you.
Speaker 1: To just tell us about this show, for you to
Speaker 1: just se speak it out. That's what I mean, get
Speaker 1: it out.
Speaker 3: I don't want to hear it, but you need to
Speaker 3: like speak it out, like speak out. I don't want
Speaker 3: to hear that ship. I want to see my job.
Speaker 3: I want my job is the Arbiter is like maybe
Speaker 3: my second favorite video game data.
Speaker 1: They didn't even get Keith David to do the fake
Speaker 1: language for him. It was just and you know, he
Speaker 1: was available. He would have done absolutely. I love this
Speaker 1: really in person, would have done it. I think he
Speaker 1: probably was offered and then he probably was like, no,
Speaker 1: what the fuck is this? Actually? Well, I wouldn't be
Speaker 1: surprised if that's true, that would be nice.
Speaker 2: But he's also he loves he's an actual I don't
Speaker 2: know if I don't know if he'd say no to
Speaker 2: a job that's true.
Speaker 3: He also loves that character, so maybe maybe he would
Speaker 3: be disgusted.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think that's his I think it's
Speaker 1: like that's his character. I think now that's like a bunch.
Speaker 1: He is way more. Actually have so many, but like
Speaker 1: I think Gargoyles is the big one. Well, the general gaps.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of people that don't know about gargoyles.
Speaker 1: That's true. I think for a lot of video games.
Speaker 1: That is an interesting question. What is his most popular?
Speaker 1: It might be Arbiter Andrews. Yeah, well not and Anderson Anderson.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Anderson Anderson's my personal favorite. But that's just because
Speaker 2: I like Mass Effect more than Halo.
Speaker 1: But he also has like a ship more to say.
Speaker 1: You know, it's an RPG. You get to talk to him.
Speaker 1: You can talk to him a lot more. Arbiter is
Speaker 1: like a very limited script. That's true, but I think
Speaker 1: that was my thing.
Speaker 2: I didn't feel like I spent a lot of time
Speaker 2: with Arbiter.
Speaker 1: His voice did a lot of heavy lifting. But he's
Speaker 1: He's cool for sure. I'm great. We're gonna like niggas anymore.
Speaker 2: Niggas are stupid.
Speaker 1: Your religion is gay religion.
Speaker 3: Religion's gay, and I'm a fucking worm dinosaur religion gay.
Speaker 1: My knees are backwards or some shit over this. His introduction,
Speaker 1: he's like, hello, my knees are backwards.
Speaker 3: Reading all right, I'm gonna kick you in your head
Speaker 3: so hard it's gonna fly off.
Speaker 1: Like, let's read the names. I'm getting I'm getting depressing
Speaker 1: about this show. You have no idea.
Speaker 2: I I kind of want to know that's not even
Speaker 2: really the worst parts of it. That's why crazy. Like
Speaker 2: I feel like we should do an extra Amma with you.
Speaker 1: Uh maybe, dude. I pull out my notes. My notes
Speaker 1: are hilarious. My notes are like I have, I have,
Speaker 1: like I have thirty five page of notes. Oh God,
Speaker 1: all right, we're gonna read the We're gonna read the
Speaker 1: names for our twenty five dollars patrons now, April fools Day,
Speaker 1: April fools on me, my entire life. We're gonna have
Speaker 1: twenty five dollars patrons.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: Remember, you can go with a Patrin concept, the snark
Speaker 1: tank and uh ad free. You can ask questions, you
Speaker 1: can get your name right at the end of the show,
Speaker 1: which was what what I'm about to do? Hell yeah,
Speaker 1: so count me down three, two one, Bernadette or Bernadette
Speaker 1: Bananas see gay why uh colchedra ed drass uh Swen
Speaker 1: laying on his back while in a white room and
Speaker 1: coming for five thousand days? I forgot about that guy,
Speaker 1: like the Pisser of Oz. Was that the name of
Speaker 1: the last episode? I guess what else would have been?
Speaker 2: I haven't so I fucking I woke up. I never
Speaker 2: oversleep my alarm.
Speaker 1: Today I did.
Speaker 2: I woke up and it was like eleven forty something
Speaker 2: like what the fuck's happening? And uh so I didn't
Speaker 2: have time to even do the thumb. I didn't wake
Speaker 2: up and do the thumbnail and release the ship and
Speaker 2: then go to work.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I woke That's funny. My alarm clock was just
Speaker 1: I don't know, it just didn't do it or something.
Speaker 1: The pistol of Oz. I got a weak up for
Speaker 1: the pistol of oz. The pistol who's pissing I was
Speaker 1: thinking of like, Oh, I was like, how can I
Speaker 1: find somebody like blur out pissing in? It's a really
Speaker 1: hard thumbeh even I would even say, just maybe rename
Speaker 1: it what I used to do sometimes, And I would
Speaker 1: when I would find when he would name an episode,
Speaker 1: and then I'd be like, I don't know how to
Speaker 1: I how to portray this? Yes, it's changed something else
Speaker 1: that was easier. Yeah, I love your haircut. Racist hokage
Speaker 1: the bassis of Weezer be like, what's with these police
Speaker 1: shooting my girl? That's what happened. Oh, police shot at
Speaker 1: Weezer's wife. Yeah. The Zer's wife and not the basis
Speaker 1: of Weezer. They're always there.
Speaker 2: So Weezer's wife apparently it was interfering with the chase
Speaker 2: or something. That's crazy, and she allegedly this is what
Speaker 2: I heard, she shot at the cops. So the cops
Speaker 2: shot her, and I'm like, I need to kill her.
Speaker 1: She's alive somehow, which is which is really weird because
Speaker 1: I think it was l A p D. Too. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: They were like, fun, that's Weezer's wife. That's Weezer's wife. Man,
Speaker 1: we kill her. We can mame and cripple her and
Speaker 1: put her in critical condition, but we can't. We can't
Speaker 1: kill her. Yeah, that's Batman's roles. They did good. Chill.
Speaker 1: Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna bend your nug
Speaker 1: I'm gonna beg your I'm gonna bend your legs forward.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make you look at the armory for a
Speaker 1: little and they're gonna shove your feet down your own
Speaker 1: throat and they're gonna ball you up until you're gone,
Speaker 1: and then you're gonna talk.
Speaker 3: I have the fun the funniest torture. I'm gonna pull
Speaker 3: your balls real low and wide. Then I'm gonna put
Speaker 3: him into fucking the little cress on your fucking the
Speaker 3: back of your knees, and I'll make you fucking bow
Speaker 3: down back on your own fucking ball.
Speaker 1: So they pop, they pop, talk, they pop tall. I
Speaker 1: want to get like a fake like like a party City,
Speaker 1: Party City scullon or something, and just to demonstrate what
Speaker 1: Batman does and how absurd it is hetead even expects
Speaker 1: any words to leave these people after he's done with them.
Speaker 1: It's I'm going to the president with a mourner. Harry
Speaker 1: Potter casting Ben Shapiro whenever he needs to sit on something,
Speaker 1: Ben Shapiro berserker, barrage me Arrow in fact, in fact, Arrow,
Speaker 1: in fact, it's Emma two rats in French coat. For
Speaker 1: episode four hundred, I'm going to jump Sweeney's tooth gap
Speaker 1: in a rocket powered iron lung while Derek twerks tod
Speaker 1: to the hereditary os t let's go, that's fucking insane,
Speaker 1: that's wild talking to a fucking horror movie instrumental soundtrack
Speaker 1: is fucking out right, that is that's crazy work, that's yeah.
Speaker 2: And also, and where where do you even get an
Speaker 2: iron lung nowadays?
Speaker 1: I know it even makes my gap is not that big.
Speaker 1: It is abs they only wouldn't have noticed had people
Speaker 1: And even still to this day, I look you sometimes
Speaker 1: that I don't notice it.
Speaker 2: I actually don't think about it until they bring it up.
Speaker 2: There's not like and I'm staring at your gap like
Speaker 2: I don't even I don't even think about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I've also met people with crazy gaps. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: so that's kind of thing. It's like I have like
Speaker 1: the whistle whistling kind of like when they talk the
Speaker 1: thing through and I'm like, hey, can you stop that please?
Speaker 1: He put a piece of dumb in between the gaps.
Speaker 1: That's great, puts on plastered with your fucking gap. He
Speaker 1: just goes crazy. I love that dry wall. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: love that a little bit of sheet rocking between my guy.
Speaker 2: You don't need veneers, bitch like got you put the
Speaker 2: plaster in.
Speaker 1: Little Hey, look up tripophobia, scalp you gunt liquors, Obama's
Speaker 1: weird ice themed brother Snow Obama. The good swing is
Speaker 1: in the black Lodge.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 1: I was like, what the hell is that? My kitchen
Speaker 1: windows open? Okay, they must be chain sawing the dogs
Speaker 1: out there. We got a dog problem here. Too many dogs,
Speaker 1: too many dogs, and they're like mutated too, Like they
Speaker 1: look really yeah, like they all have like these growths
Speaker 1: around their neck that have like they look like they
Speaker 1: look like metal almost almost like chains almost like but
Speaker 1: they're not. Yeah, I mean I haven't touched them or anything.
Speaker 1: I can't, but like they look so we've just been
Speaker 1: killing them. Every every dog with like a growth around
Speaker 1: their neck like it looks like that. We we've just
Speaker 1: been chainsawing to pieces. That's fair, Yeah, yeah, that's fair.
Speaker 1: You want a mutant dog running around polluting everything, peeing
Speaker 1: on the grass, making radioactive grass, the devil's You don't
Speaker 1: know what they're gonna turn into after you gotta take
Speaker 1: them down quick. Yeah. Today it's a little growth on
Speaker 1: the neck that says their name and address, and then
Speaker 1: tomorrow it's you know, they're five times the size, and
Speaker 1: then they're eating your mom right, Like.
Speaker 2: That's that's not cool, Like, oh, look it's the mutant Fido.
Speaker 2: It's a mutant fucking Baxter. You gotta kill him. Yeah, Like, oh,
Speaker 2: you can identify their class of mutation by the metal
Speaker 2: growth on them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really convenient. Just doesn't understand the concept of ownership.
Speaker 1: The Baxter mutant killed. He's clearly homeless. I can't take
Speaker 1: Vincent's performance seriously, Daredel, because he alwaysunds like he's constipated. Uh.
Speaker 1: Berserker Brole's big bouncy backside the sloker two? Why so dirty? Uh?
Speaker 1: The abominable snow man. That's pretty good. Let me be snow,
Speaker 1: Let me be snow now. Let make me snow meltin Moultain, Meltain.
Speaker 1: It's the summer. It's the summertime. A little little hot,
Speaker 1: it's getting a little hot. I'm only about one fourth
Speaker 1: still here stones throw away from nine. Here's what we're
Speaker 1: gonna do. We're all going to go to the polls.
Speaker 1: Vote the sun out of the sky so that I
Speaker 1: may live forever. Pute the Sun out of the sky,
Speaker 1: March enemy Antarctica. The twenty four hours sun hurts hurts
Speaker 1: me great deal. Remember, Yes, we can get the sun
Speaker 1: out of the sky. That was the full slogan. You
Speaker 1: cut me off or something. It couldn't fit on the poster.
Speaker 1: He was a snowman this whole time, even when he
Speaker 1: was just Obama as president, he was the whole time.
Speaker 1: He was a snowman. Just off camera that were he's
Speaker 1: blasting at him. That's why we're the tan suit that
Speaker 1: one time, because it doesn't attract it doesn't attract as
Speaker 1: much heat. Yeah, yeah, and everybody got mad. Everybody got
Speaker 1: mad at me, but I was just trying to survive.
Speaker 1: You tell me, let me be clear. Do you go
Speaker 1: back and listen and people are actually saying snow Obama.
Speaker 1: You just didn't notice. Oh my god, the whole it's
Speaker 1: like Tolkien in South Park where it's like the whole
Speaker 1: time they were saying snow barock Snobama.
Speaker 3: So stupid.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I didn't even notice. Don't even know
Speaker 1: my president was made on snow. We don't even know.
Speaker 3: You go back and listen to that songs.
Speaker 1: What he's saying to do we don't even know. Taking
Speaker 1: bad to me when they don't know it. You were
Speaker 1: to avoid from melting. We didn't even know. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Fag uds uh g g got gay for the Joe
Speaker 1: back at the boat at the first open the case
Speaker 1: that was character slurpy Faggy and his husband doctor butto
Speaker 1: but Uncle Tom Clancy's lynch herself penus envy not a joke.
Speaker 1: I'm too big Norman Osborne after finding out his closet
Speaker 1: and homosexuality was revealed. Be like out am I Domo
Speaker 1: Nation Vonda the Dead. Peanut butter and jelly. No, peanut
Speaker 1: butter and jizz. Damn damn instant downgrade man. Fuck yeah, yeah, sorry,
Speaker 1: I thought you said peanut butter and jizz, So that's
Speaker 1: what I gave you. He thought I said peanut butter
Speaker 1: and jelly, and you thought I said jizz. Well, yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: of course they're quite close phonetically ended spelling phanatically. They've
Speaker 1: got jay's at them and then sounds after the j.
Speaker 1: It's a mistake than anybody could have made. Simple. Welcome
Speaker 1: to Earl of Sandwich. Stupid. This is so fucking stupid.
Speaker 3: You're stupid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a sandwich. Easy mistake. Here's an easy mistake.
Speaker 1: What are you dumb? You're gonna chastise me just for
Speaker 1: like being jis in your sandwich?
Speaker 3: Well, dude, I didn't know. You didn't want woman to
Speaker 3: get that out.
Speaker 1: There for you. Some people order jiz. It's not my
Speaker 1: fucking foot, Like, I'm sorry, Like I've had a long day.
Speaker 1: It's like seven am, it's seven am. Seven Yeah, I've
Speaker 1: been here since March. You know, like I've been at this,
Speaker 1: I've been at working. I haven't slept since March. Like
Speaker 1: I've been here since March. How many of nuts I've
Speaker 1: had to buff today alone? I've had a jerk off
Speaker 1: forty five times on camera for somewhere like that's in
Speaker 1: the handbook we have to do on camera? Who is
Speaker 1: this monster?
Speaker 5: This is?
Speaker 1: This is people work at Earl of Sandwich who make
Speaker 1: the people but are in Sandwich. You know, oh man,
Speaker 1: how much how much money to eat a peanut butter
Speaker 1: juice sandwich? I don't know. I don't think I don't
Speaker 1: have enough. Hm. See that the catches you have to
Speaker 1: actually complete it right, Yeah, because the problem I can't.
Speaker 3: I can't imagine having in my stomach. I think that
Speaker 3: would just make me feel so like, that would just
Speaker 3: make me feel so disgusting.
Speaker 1: I'd have to end genocide. Genocide uh gooner from the
Speaker 1: N word lagoon round eyed Asians sending zoomed in dick
Speaker 1: picts all numbers. I would try on the local plane.
Speaker 1: I think I don't think I could do it. I
Speaker 1: think I think I would just give up the second
Speaker 1: I got a whiff. Yeah, that would send me over.
Speaker 1: That would send me spirally, but like damn, like I
Speaker 1: just have to be like you never hear from me.
Speaker 1: I'd be like silk song, you never hear from That's
Speaker 1: like try to channel gainess. Like just think like a gay,
Speaker 1: think like a gay, like I'll do a gay person exactly.
Speaker 1: People be like this is disgusting, Like I wouldn't like
Speaker 1: I wouldn't need a sandwich full of like squirk, you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: but I drink to be fair. That upsets me less.
Speaker 1: It upsets me less thinking about it.
Speaker 3: I've made lemonade.
Speaker 1: I know you your sandwich and squirt made.
Speaker 3: I made lemonade out of squirt before.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? I mean you're gonna read more.
Speaker 1: You're probably not. You're probably telling the truth, and I'm
Speaker 1: ashamed of you. Full pictures of lemonade. I'm ashamed of you.
Speaker 3: Why I assumed, because I'm it's basically piss You're.
Speaker 1: Okay, fair enough? Look man, if you're in a piss,
Speaker 1: look I drink.
Speaker 3: I drink what I need to drink.
Speaker 1: Serious, did it do a weird thing? Who chrome is updating?
Speaker 1: Its just it's just without your consent, all right? So
Speaker 1: I hey, guys, I just waiting at school. Oh. When
Speaker 1: I was doing the solo episode, it was the Patreon
Speaker 1: just kept shooting to the top. Yeah. I was like,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh cool, Yeah, it's very fun. I'm
Speaker 1: reading it is. It is a very tedious thing to
Speaker 1: work with live on the show. Yeah, we done, guys,
Speaker 1: a loving show. You're really doing that? Of course, why
Speaker 1: would you save my place? Why? Why would why in
Speaker 1: God's name would you do that? Of course? Not? Okay,
Speaker 1: Penis end me Jokela domination the Dead and Derek Derek
Speaker 1: not Shavin is innocent? Free him? Uh there? Oh. Here
Speaker 1: at the Stark Tank Podcast, our favorite lallies include Marie
Speaker 1: Rose and pants sending your favorite lollies. Just at Tom
Speaker 1: Sweeney Inc. Podcast stands for p on the couch and
Speaker 1: sit there. Oh wow, that's insane. Actually on duck couch,
Speaker 1: sit there, sit there? All right? I I mean I
Speaker 1: accept that. I accept it. Listen to our p on
Speaker 1: the Captain sit there show. Uh no, no, I said.
Speaker 1: Kitty is in cat porn, Queen of FAP hazard a
Speaker 1: k Kingston's mother, WHOA. I love Kingson's Dad's Dad's a
Speaker 1: great character. He's a good character. You don't like the
Speaker 1: fictitious version of them.
Speaker 3: I don't like any version of Kingston Jackson.
Speaker 1: So you don't think I'm better, You're likely the way
Speaker 1: I am, the way I am to you, I don't
Speaker 1: like him.
Speaker 4: You don't think the way that I showed is anything
Speaker 4: like the way that your dad shows.
Speaker 1: It's not even the same voice.
Speaker 4: Usually do you my little bodybod baby boy, little game boy,
Speaker 4: little baby, my little my little black bullshit cherub?
Speaker 1: What's wrong? Are you on your phone doing work again?
Speaker 3: So this weird thing, this weird thing happened for me.
Speaker 3: Where my PC is that for some reason, I can't
Speaker 3: even I can't even load Marvel Rivals when it starts
Speaker 3: compiling the shaters and it says all your memory, your
Speaker 3: video memories out and I'm like, that's impossible.
Speaker 1: Video drivers?
Speaker 3: I do I have?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I do I have all the right one? Did
Speaker 1: you did you recently update it? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I went uploaded. It was like, oh, there's no updates needed.
Speaker 1: And understand today, was there was there at any point?
Speaker 1: Was it?
Speaker 2: What did did anything? Did you do anything differently than
Speaker 2: it started acting different?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: What the one thing happened is weird? Is that all
Speaker 3: of a sudden, uh, there'd be a few games, like
Speaker 3: whenever I play Haities, some things that would crash and
Speaker 3: have to verify the integrity of the files. And then
Speaker 3: I had to do that for Rivals a few times.
Speaker 3: But neither of it works any Just things crashed, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, is there something wrong with my Steam or
Speaker 3: is it my computer?
Speaker 1: I don't use my computer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is my computer because I've I've ran done.
Speaker 1: It can't be otherwise it would have any other people.
Speaker 1: So I'm trying to remember why that was crash kind
Speaker 1: of common, like I just kind of common for people. Sure, yeah,
Speaker 1: crashing happens.
Speaker 2: Was there was there an update on Marvel Rivals that
Speaker 2: then maybe a season ago that like oh no, but
Speaker 2: not recently.
Speaker 3: No. The thing is that the game is really badly optimized.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like starting to act up now and not
Speaker 1: like close to Like, dude, I updated on Fire TV,
Speaker 1: my Disney Plus ruined Disney Plus.
Speaker 2: It's fucking crazy. It does not work right now. Sometimes
Speaker 2: it won't even play anything we'll see and so I'm like, it's.
Speaker 1: An amazing future we're in. Yeah, what a what a
Speaker 1: fucking lame.
Speaker 3: Forty ninety and it's not working And I'm like, are
Speaker 3: you what? Why is it not working?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gotta be weird because I remember I had
Speaker 1: that lately. Yeah, like dusted it out with the compression. Literally,
Speaker 1: I had that problem. I can't do that.
Speaker 3: I had my ram got fucked up. So I took
Speaker 3: my to take my ram out. How did your get
Speaker 3: fucked up because one of the cards just stopped working?
Speaker 1: Oh? What are you doing? You think you run into
Speaker 1: strange computer issue all the time. I don't even understand
Speaker 1: what I did is I had to take it out.
Speaker 3: I cleaned everything. I I did everything, and I had
Speaker 3: to check and see which one worked or not. And
Speaker 3: now my ram is like perfectly fine.
Speaker 1: But I'm like weird going on? Have you got dated
Speaker 1: your bios?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I haven't tried bios.
Speaker 2: That's the last thing that Hopefully it's easy. What kind
Speaker 2: of what kind of motherboard do you have?
Speaker 1: I don't know the top of my head. You have
Speaker 1: you like whatever it is.
Speaker 2: Hopefully it has an app that makes it easy because
Speaker 2: like say some or like, oh, go download this thing
Speaker 2: and put it on a stick and then restart it
Speaker 2: and then hit F twelve and then so we go
Speaker 2: to the boot menu and now you can extract.
Speaker 1: It's fucking stupid for some of them.
Speaker 2: But then there's ones like a gigabyte, which usually has
Speaker 2: like an app, and then it's like, okay, just up,
Speaker 2: did the buyers through the app?
Speaker 1: It depends on what you have. Yeah, I have a
Speaker 1: modern one. I have a modern one right now.
Speaker 2: I had like an issue one that had to do
Speaker 2: like all these retarded steps where it's like, I have like.
Speaker 1: A prime thing that I think has like a it
Speaker 1: has its own like let me check where you can
Speaker 1: just yeah, easily, Yeah, you go with the bios. You
Speaker 1: can choose like to overclock it or whatever they want
Speaker 1: to do. Great. I don't know what the fuck I'm
Speaker 1: doing in that bios so most of the time.
Speaker 2: But okay, yeah, yeah, I I have the I have
Speaker 2: I have one that it's it's I just have this
Speaker 2: issue one that just sucks.
Speaker 1: You'll never find it. Find it. Let me just look
Speaker 1: it over again. I'm about to Steven that might fix it. Uh,
Speaker 1: Sweeny would make a terrifyingly hot trans woman. I'm about
Speaker 1: to Stephen flow smelling ants for big ounce his scientific curiosity.
Speaker 1: My my ass is full of piss. Help thug Zilla
Speaker 1: versus mecho Wigger's insane losing all my friends in the
Speaker 1: custody battle Kirk Coma and po Be. Fuck that universal
Speaker 1: sound I want that sounding kit Sounding Kit Death Jack
Speaker 1: w FM message from Brill he finished his guitar building
Speaker 1: course and is now working at ivan As in Japan.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. I'm glad to hear back from Brill, Like
Speaker 1: he's so hard to get ahold of, So like I'm
Speaker 1: glad to hear that he's doing well. Hey, he never
Speaker 1: gets a signal on his fucking flip phone upgrade. Like
Speaker 1: Brio is just like just the worst thing ever. But
Speaker 1: he's a great dude. He's just like he's just impossible
Speaker 1: to get a hold of. When you spend time with him,
Speaker 1: he's like the best. He's one of the kindest people ever.
Speaker 1: But like that's good. Good luck ever meeting with him.
Speaker 1: You have to hope you run into Hi when he's
Speaker 1: doing some when he's off looking for a signal that
Speaker 1: he thought I wasn't found Kingston and molested me in
Speaker 1: the in the Disneyland restroom. Sister, I didn't see this.
Speaker 1: I chose to say nothing because I'm an ally. Because
Speaker 1: rarely it's friends. It's a loyal I am to my friends.
Speaker 1: If I saw Kingston, I'm blessing somebody in a Disneyland bathroom.
Speaker 1: Not only would I not say that I saw anything,
Speaker 1: I would, in fact say that I saw the exact opposite. Son.
Speaker 1: I thought I taught you better.
Speaker 4: I thought I taught you better than to blest people
Speaker 4: and broad daylights on.
Speaker 1: Broad day.
Speaker 3: I thought I taught you that.
Speaker 4: Listen what I left immediately? I left a handbook of
Speaker 4: like important lessons for your mother, but like, I left
Speaker 4: it all in Phoenician, and she was too lazy to
Speaker 4: the coded like the of course, what a bitch, lazy bitch,
Speaker 4: a lazy bitch, what of course?
Speaker 1: It couldn't have been more straightforward. It was in hex
Speaker 1: code and Phoenicia.
Speaker 4: All you had to do was understand deep computer sor
Speaker 4: it's a Phoenician ditery.
Speaker 6: I love you, my baby boys, my little my little
Speaker 6: bouncing baby Negro, my little boy.
Speaker 1: Please and this name so I can leave?
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, so much. Why don't you get impatience? Sometimes?
Speaker 1: Big beaty stinks, Chris?
Speaker 4: How did you get over your anxiety?
Speaker 1: J K?
Speaker 4: Never happened? Uh, Big beaty stinks. I read that already.
Speaker 4: Crazy my eyes must be failing me. Wouldn't wish testicular
Speaker 4: torsion on my worst enemy. Big Beaty stinks I'm gonna
Speaker 4: leave your friendly neighborhood taking hassan biker?
Speaker 1: Is it taky? I would be surprised, but like whatever,
Speaker 1: don't know what that means. Really, I feel like I
Speaker 1: probably I think I knew at one point and then
Speaker 1: I forgot. I think it's like that where I think
Speaker 1: I think I know what it means, and then it's
Speaker 1: like remembering the birthday of a pokemon, Like I don't
Speaker 1: know what.
Speaker 2: I feel like, Oh, I know what a leftist is,
Speaker 2: but then I'm like, okay, maybe the ruler's left and
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you guys are using. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I knew what breadtube was, but apparently I don't. I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm done.
Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't care. I love Sugar.
Speaker 4: I love the way he speaks blackly. You could you
Speaker 4: could learn something from him, something, which is that guy?
Speaker 3: I love? How he speaks blackly is insane.
Speaker 1: I love It's like what Jimmy Rings and his pow girlfriend.
Speaker 1: That's right, he did you had someone to ask you
Speaker 1: like why you don't speak black? Of course that people
Speaker 1: ask me that too, why you don't?
Speaker 3: And what do you?
Speaker 1: What's your what's your answer? I'm not, I'm not. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Oh my bad's already walks off.
Speaker 1: He walks off real quick. Oh sorry, I'm sorry. He
Speaker 1: walks into traffic during and Evan had back to st
Speaker 1: I've never had I never I would need. The thumbnail
Speaker 1: for this guy is awesome or like the image for him.
Speaker 1: I've never had to make it food right, but it sucks.
Speaker 1: It's just like you say, I love that. It's just
Speaker 1: like a smirking like skinner skinner, but it barely looks
Speaker 1: like him. He's like mogging almost, or like doing like
Speaker 1: some weird like millennial like he's doing like a gym
Speaker 1: face of the camera almost. That's a great look. That
Speaker 1: is a great look. I wish I was. I'm terrified
Speaker 1: for everything around me. Wats me run around and knock
Speaker 1: lost it all out the quartet. You all got some change, kids,
Speaker 1: obi Obi walk guan obie. That's that's that's kind of good. Uh,
Speaker 1: Credos singing even flow, Kratos, look up scallop eyes and
Speaker 1: have a great day. Botty boy, radio. Yeah, we did
Speaker 1: that in the last episode. Where do I email my
Speaker 1: Kingston's dad shirt? Where do I email My Kingston's dad art? Oh?
Speaker 3: No way?
Speaker 2: What's snark Tank Team at gmail? Snark Tank Team at
Speaker 2: gmail dot com.
Speaker 1: Yeah, go ahead. Oh my god, I can't wait to
Speaker 1: see this this ship. Oh man, he better be that
Speaker 1: literally your dad.
Speaker 2: I don't care, you know, I just like that, Like
Speaker 2: we have a lot of merch that is surrounding him.
Speaker 1: I'm so centric. It bothers me.
Speaker 2: Where's where's merch that is even remotely that spun off
Speaker 2: from something that's related to you or I?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Pod and me through early on, I don't know,
Speaker 1: like there was a I don't remember our early merch.
Speaker 1: We had like a run in the beginning that was
Speaker 1: like all of us. Yeah, but I guess I'm just
Speaker 1: such a character. I hate that.
Speaker 3: It's just I'm just a character.
Speaker 2: Like I said, I said at the wedding, I was like, Dode,
Speaker 2: you or I have a police sketch that looks like us.
Speaker 1: That's the thing. It's just like every sketch looks like me.
Speaker 1: So it's not interesting. It's not interesting because people always
Speaker 1: throw you in.
Speaker 3: Oh it looks like Chris like it looks fairly unique,
Speaker 3: and then it's like, but like the stars on line
Speaker 3: that there's a fairer version of me.
Speaker 1: Sense like the haircut, like it's like the shape like
Speaker 1: it's like hot, come on, it's nuts. It really is crazy,
Speaker 1: and it does look like evil you. It is literally
Speaker 1: looks like somebody.
Speaker 2: One of our listeners was like, I'm gonna draw an
Speaker 2: evil version of Kingston.
Speaker 1: That's what it looks like. And it's like, how does
Speaker 1: this exist? Dude?
Speaker 3: It's my I think. I think I'm gonna sayah.
Speaker 2: There's something about you that is, Yeah, you are very
Speaker 2: marketable for some reason.
Speaker 3: I am very much so. The main character of Something.
Speaker 2: Was like just tapped into something and drew you essentially,
Speaker 2: and the fucking chick that got like assaulted or whatever
Speaker 2: was like, that doesn't look like him at all.
Speaker 1: What I think is what I think is really what
Speaker 1: I think is really rude to it is that we're
Speaker 1: allowed with him to riff off of each other and
Speaker 1: actually go somewhere. But every time something happens with either
Speaker 1: of us, case it goes no, I guess it ever happens,
Speaker 1: I guess no, stop stop it now. No, it's actually this, No,
Speaker 1: you're finished. He just rips your mic and eats it
Speaker 1: and spits it out and it's like a perfect cube.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm loving it though. I I just it blows up
Speaker 1: like a bomb. It it goes a gun and shots.
Speaker 2: I like I I I love this though, because I
Speaker 2: I don't like uh, I don't like being like a
Speaker 2: center of attention for anything.
Speaker 1: I love being like a supporting thing.
Speaker 2: And the fact that he's like the the people keep
Speaker 2: making jokes about him, the merchants uh popping off.
Speaker 1: He's at three sweet Moon. We got this demon version
Speaker 1: of him, and I'm like, I I want to keep
Speaker 1: running with this, like where he becomes almost like a
Speaker 1: brand that's recognizable, like Metallica just becomes like, look at
Speaker 1: the scumbag. I think that's like a highest You're gonna
Speaker 1: become like Betty Boop. Yeah, yeah, got the scumbag like
Speaker 1: supreme thing that sold ridiculously amounts. I sold a lot.
Speaker 3: I hate it's sold.
Speaker 1: It was the second best thing other than the shot
Speaker 1: Uncle Ben. Clearly, I hate how to do that. I don't.
Speaker 1: I mean it was that.
Speaker 2: Is he still live the actor Cliff, He's definitely the
Speaker 2: he can't say nothing about it.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I mean we don't give a fun by
Speaker 1: no states, So that's true. Sorry buddy, Sorry buddy, I
Speaker 1: love you.
Speaker 3: But I hate I hate how I don't look human
Speaker 3: in the scumback picture. It looks like it looks like
Speaker 3: an AI rendering, like transforming into me. But that's just
Speaker 3: my face.
Speaker 2: That's your face, and people like it, people like wearing it.
Speaker 2: And then people cut out to him like what the
Speaker 2: fuck is.
Speaker 1: This the scumbag one? Yeah, my favorite thing about the
Speaker 1: scumbag one is that like I fucked with your eye
Speaker 1: a little bit, so like it's just there's like your
Speaker 1: it looks like your eye has like a pimple. They
Speaker 1: put like a little bubble on your eye. Basically you're
Speaker 1: on your iris.
Speaker 2: Thanks to everybody that bought up merch while there was
Speaker 2: you know, you guys missed the sale. It went up
Speaker 2: till the end of March. There was a little off
Speaker 2: and you know, cool on the merch. But yeah, thanks everybody.
Speaker 2: I bought some stuff.
Speaker 1: Whenever you receiver ship man, if you wouldn't mind posted somewhere.
Speaker 2: I just want to see that. Make sure it looks good.
Speaker 3: It should be.
Speaker 1: There should be tag problem ta tag the Instagram. Uh,
Speaker 1: that's a pretty easy way to get us to see ship. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Uh SNAr tak I g or, I don't know what
Speaker 2: the fuck it's called.
Speaker 5: Men.
Speaker 3: Put picture of your toes in there too?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Thanks, yeah, yeah, do that, sugar gay. I just
Speaker 1: want a guy to where do I email?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: Okay, Kevin Durant's feet calling my girls pussy the Gaza strip,
Speaker 1: something so brutally pummeled no child could hope to crawl
Speaker 1: out of it alive. Uh luke that no, that no
Speaker 1: be the truth? Geno me yaada nice? Nice? Uh doctor
Speaker 1: man lover, how I learned to sub worrying and love
Speaker 1: the cock? Fuck you? I paying my TV license, bitch,
Speaker 1: mimster pants, forcing Chris on ten thousand milligrams of estrogen
Speaker 1: and then putting him on brawsers, cardboard, pie er gorn,
Speaker 1: cutting out net and young Who's colon while Lego listen,
Speaker 1: Gimli compete over who can dome the most idf soldiers
Speaker 1: damn fucking crazy. Uh at the after birth of pussy
Speaker 1: and tins, I forgot about pussy and tins.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, that's a an ip that I don't think
Speaker 2: we can get away with, but I would love.
Speaker 1: To have that on shirt. Yeah, I guess we could
Speaker 1: just find a different on the cat.
Speaker 2: I guess there's not it was like the orange one
Speaker 2: or whatever.
Speaker 1: It could just be just a fucking standard ass cat.
Speaker 1: Just put it in pucking t really. Yeah, give him
Speaker 1: like a fucking like a brand safe sword, like a
Speaker 1: brand safe hat.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 2: Hey, get to work, people, get to work, Get to work.
Speaker 2: Whoever it was gonna send Kingston's dad, you know your
Speaker 2: next assignment.
Speaker 1: New mass efect rumor to have vibes based life forms?
Speaker 1: What does that mean?
Speaker 2: What? I don't know?
Speaker 1: What are you saying? Like ambient life? Okay, fucking halo
Speaker 1: two had birds one celsius uh to broadly boost and
Speaker 1: I'm dogging out Emma frost till my dick he is broken.
Speaker 1: Goat man scarecrows in the dungeon, Black Klansmen, f A
Speaker 1: G G O T O. Who's gonna fill my sloppy hole?
Speaker 1: Captain joke America pep kind of fat, But somebody gotta
Speaker 1: do it a foot up in my ass because somebody
Speaker 1: gotta do it. This pp off jerk, this pp off
Speaker 1: uh starting a little gay start, starting a little gay
Speaker 1: beatle cabal and hollowing out Kingston so we can pilot
Speaker 1: him like Oogie Bookie. It's crazy. Sonic fans found a
Speaker 1: way to Recompilexbox sees the names Baki Manga threatening to
Speaker 1: rape Elon and Trump. Yeah it did happen, that's right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought about that and that was wonderful. That
Speaker 2: is so wild, that that is absolutely real. That is great, Kingston,
Speaker 2: my son.
Speaker 1: My son, I bequeath you. I need that one Australian dollar.
Speaker 1: Uh switchy the kid Bam takes a scalpel to his
Speaker 1: testes and neats some offt insides Black Dick's son, won't
Speaker 1: you come deep inside my bomb? Ichan is play Monster Hunter,
Speaker 1: post Clarity nut from Hell's Heart. I come at the
Speaker 1: Star Coffee give to Keith Hernandez Foundation. I might serve
Speaker 1: bend that corner. Whoe woe? Uh you sh Yo tell
Speaker 1: your sister. My penis is so gargantian that when I'm
Speaker 1: not fucking it sinks ships off the coast of Japan.
Speaker 1: I ain't no error, my friend. What are you talking about? Nothing?
Speaker 1: Kat l A's technical error? What was the technical error?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: Okay, so for the audio listeners showing me something else.
Speaker 3: So KTLA has a technical of some sort and apparently
Speaker 3: they just tweeted out the N word raw raw. My
Speaker 3: Ron got contl of.
Speaker 1: It kt l A. I'm sorry. That's not an error.
Speaker 1: It's just somebody fucked around when they shouldn't have been.
Speaker 3: Naggers crazy.
Speaker 1: Uh, you got a cock? I've gotten an ass? Can
Speaker 1: I make it's an ave lavine kick in the MIDI
Speaker 1: I've got an ass? Can I make it any more obvious?
Speaker 1: I'm full of come because I am gay? What more
Speaker 1: can I say? Um? There's a vocal thing that she
Speaker 1: does in like that. Uh, it's like a really poppy song.
Speaker 1: It's just called what the hell? There's like a vocal
Speaker 1: like riff in there that I'm like, it like tickles
Speaker 1: my brain and it really bothers me because it's like
Speaker 1: it's it's really satisfying what it's impossible to do. It's
Speaker 1: really cool. That's amazing. We're gay, Craig the Canadian, It's crazy. Damn.
Speaker 1: I touched the instant death Juice. It's your boy, Shawny
Speaker 1: d and Emma Frost looks like prime Sarah J. Come titty.
Speaker 3: I tweeted today. I tweted today that rfk sounds like
Speaker 3: elm on the kenemine drip.
Speaker 1: That's really cool. I thought it was pretty funny. It's
Speaker 1: really great ketemine drip. It's crazy snark tank fans are
Speaker 1: not almost and deported service. You can use it. I'll
Speaker 1: watch you use it. Use and I'm kid.
Speaker 3: I watched you use it here in not at my house,
Speaker 3: anywhere near my house.
Speaker 1: Made a thumbnail for Sweeney's laugh comp that could be
Speaker 1: used as a T shirt. Check email. Oh oh, I'll
Speaker 1: check it when a y'all gotta watch the song squashed
Speaker 1: a word about Chris Lily, who's a white Australian. He
Speaker 1: wore blackface for the character. You know that Dan Herschel guy,
Speaker 1: That guy like he does the videos of him screaming
Speaker 1: in his car. Yeah, do you see the thing where
Speaker 1: he's like putting one stripe of black paint on my
Speaker 1: face until it's until it's not okay, he's actually doing it.
Speaker 1: It's like the Hitler mustaches essentially. Yeah, it's like a
Speaker 1: little little strip of looks like a little strip of black.
Speaker 1: He's out of his mind. He's that guy's like the
Speaker 1: closest I've seen to like an like a modern Andy
Speaker 1: Kaufman like, I don't know what the bit is, but
Speaker 1: there's a bit, and I don't I can't predict that.
Speaker 3: There's videos of him that are like alleged to him
Speaker 3: coming on his phone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how I got introduced to him.
Speaker 1: You showed me that.
Speaker 2: And he's like, oh, and then the screen goes a
Speaker 2: little you know, then something hits It hits the screen.
Speaker 1: But it's a little film of like a clear liquid.
Speaker 2: Like I was like, I hope that's not real. It
Speaker 2: is probably Kim since he like shows a lot of
Speaker 2: stuff on screen. Since that's off screen, I'm like, it
Speaker 2: might actually be real, you know. Like he's like, oh,
Speaker 2: I can get away with it. He's this thing my
Speaker 2: cock actually do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he has this thing lately where he's like he
Speaker 1: took the baby dollhead and put it on like the
Speaker 1: end of a bag. Yet Oh yeah, I forgot what
Speaker 1: he calls it, sunloaf. That's it. That's it, sunloaf.
Speaker 2: Yeah you can if you want to get cameos with
Speaker 2: the Sunloaf, he can.
Speaker 1: Because I was wondering, I was like, is this guy.
Speaker 1: I was like, how's this guy making money? He's just
Speaker 1: wasting his time. But he's probably making a killing on cameo.
Speaker 1: I even considered it, like I kind of I thought
Speaker 1: about it too. Yeah, I was like, I could, we can.
Speaker 1: I don't want to have that for the show of
Speaker 1: the intro dude was the way he moves his fucking
Speaker 1: face is crazy, Like it's so it hurts my jaw
Speaker 1: doing that. I love the idea that just he like,
Speaker 1: I love him coming home to like, oh it's Christmas,
Speaker 1: Dan's coming, you know what I mean. He's just like normal, yeah,
Speaker 1: and everybody has to just understand, like not like for
Speaker 1: tend like that's not right. This is fucking crazy person.
Speaker 2: It makes me, do you bringing that up makes me
Speaker 2: think of how I'm like, oh, I wonder what my
Speaker 2: family thinks about all this gay color shit that I'm doing.
Speaker 2: Like it's so goofy, and I'm like, I'm good, dude.
Speaker 2: When you compare yourself to that, dude, I'm like, what
Speaker 2: right is fucking nothing like that? I can't imagine, Like
Speaker 2: you that scenary you pictured and.
Speaker 1: He's painting himself read in his car and screaming, you know,
Speaker 1: like it's it's crazy. You all gotta watch, okay, right?
Speaker 1: That uh Uncle Rucker's voice dragging them knuckles to pop up,
Speaker 1: stealing Sween's pelt in his sleep and moving in with
Speaker 1: his grandma to make her happy in her final years, slurping,
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Speaker 1: Oh good son, you acknowledged me. You so do you
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Speaker 1: He's afraid of me.
Speaker 3: Owes me money.
Speaker 1: I want to get it from him, one way or another.
Speaker 1: I need you to help me get in the building.
Speaker 3: The devil made a deal with gigsters Dad, and the
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Speaker 1: The devil is running scared,