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Speaker 1: When your old career gives you lemons. Throwing some ice,

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mixing some vodka. Color a podcast from the Mac of

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All Trade Studio in Fairport and driven by Victor Chrysler

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Dots jeep Ram. It's Billified The Bill Moran Podcast. Woll

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hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on, Thanks

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for telling a friend, and that's how we spread the

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word about the favorite ship.

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Speaker 2: Look who's here?

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Speaker 1: As bright as sunshine? Nugget fresh in the house.

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Speaker 2: I'm a bad baby.

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Speaker 1: I'm very fresh.

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Speaker 3: I'm dogging for refreshed baby. I I almost forgot our pick.

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Are we live right now?

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Speaker 1: We're not. We're not live, all right?

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Speaker 3: What are you going to hear this?

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Speaker 1: Uh?

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Speaker 2: To Wednesday on Wednesday?

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Speaker 1: But that's that's all right, Yeah, okay, little we're getting

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ahead of things, that's all. We're going ahead of things.

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Oh man, I was I'm so stressed. I I what's up? Buddy?

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Talked to the freshmen.

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Speaker 2: So I was so stressed out.

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Speaker 1: And it's amazing to me now because that device that

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is in your hand right now that you took the

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picture on yea, when that goes missing, it's like your.

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Speaker 2: Whole Oh yeah world right?

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Speaker 1: Is God? So I'm still coming down from an incident

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last night involving my missing phone.

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Speaker 2: You lost your phone?

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Speaker 1: Well, this is an unbelievable, fucking, wild, crazy, crazy story.

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Speaker 3: Uh.

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Speaker 1: I am a bit of a hothead and yet have

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worked so hard to bring things down that I could

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feel myself last night go. The old me would have

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punched the wall by now by at least three times,

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and I didn't do any of that. So I go, oh,

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that's a good and I actually made me feel good. Okay,

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that's a good thing. But I took my son and

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I said, hey, man, let's go grab a slice of

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pizza or something. We'll just go that'll, you know, dinner

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and this, And so I take him over to a

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place he likes, and I want you to picture. You know,

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it's the typical small little pizza shot love those three tables,

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you know, the coke fridge that's older than me, right

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over in the corner. You go in there, you get

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the extracise slices, right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I mean it into four places.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well it's like, yeah, the thing is fucking huge. Right.

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Speaker 2: So he gets one.

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Speaker 1: I get two because I I'm hungry and I know

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I'm gonna eat all of it.

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Speaker 2: And I love the pizza at this place, and it's crispy.

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Speaker 1: And we're sitting down and I say to him, hey,

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I got a text from a friend who is getting

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a bunch of multch delivered. And they don't want to

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spread it, but they're willing to pay you, and they're

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willing to pay you a lot of money to do

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it per hour. I think thirty bucks an hour to me,

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sounds like a lot of money to pay somebody to

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spread mulch. Yeah, that's what they offer. And I said,

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here's the text, and I slide my phone across the

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table and he goes, oh, all right, yeah, so he's

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looking at it.

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Speaker 2: He's reading.

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Speaker 1: I said, when when they don't know when the delivery's coming,

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they're waiting a little bit weather, stuff like that. I

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think they're hoping for a price drop, but it's going

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to happen. So we're get up to I go to

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the bathroom in that you know, the typical pizza shop

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dungeon bathroom. I mean that you walk into close the

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door with your foot, Yeah yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Everything's with your foot.

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Speaker 1: You're flushing with your tot butt, you're lifting the lid

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with your foot, you're turning the water out of the

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sink with your foot. You're bouncing around. Sign that's a.

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Speaker 3: Spicy meat ball on the wall from nineteen seventy two.

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Speaker 1: So Doug, we go out and I go, we're getting

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up to leave, and I go get in the car

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to go, where's my phone? And he's like, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: So we go back in.

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Speaker 1: Look all around the table, look all rod on the bathroom,

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look everywhere. Now forgetting that, I actually slid the phone

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over to him to look at this text.

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Speaker 2: So I go. I.

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Speaker 1: So we get in the car and we start driving,

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and I'm I'm pissed because.

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Speaker 3: Well, you left there without the Well.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so hang on.

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Speaker 1: And so we left and we're driving because I'm going

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I have no idea where this is. I have no

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idea what happened. It is nothing. So we're driving.

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Speaker 3: First of all, I wouldn't have left the pizza shop

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without the phone.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 3: Second of all, your son's got his phone on. When

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you have him call the phone.

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Speaker 2: There are two problems to the story.

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Speaker 1: Two problems to the story.

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Speaker 2: One is his phone is dead.

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Speaker 3: I was gonna say that, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Two is mine is on. Do not disturb. I had

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it on do not disturb. Forgot to turn it off

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do not disturb, so it's on do not disturb and

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we're driving down and I'm like, maybe I didn't bring it.

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Speaker 2: I can't imagine across the table. Yeah, and then he goes.

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Speaker 1: He goes, well, I read you gave me to me

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for the text, and I go, oh my god. I go,

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then it has to be in that pizza shop. Turn

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back around, go back to the pizza shop.

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Speaker 2: I'm pulling the.

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Speaker 1: Table out, looking around the side. There's another company. His

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pockets hang on, so I say to him, I pull

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the table out. I go. I'm looking everywhere, I say,

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I'm all over the bathroom. I'm practically on my hands

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and knees in this fucking dungeon of a bathroom. And

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that's a great pizza place. I don't want to say

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the name of it. I'm looking behind the toilet. I'm going,

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is there a possibility?

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Speaker 2: Because it is?

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Speaker 1: But I go, I didn't take a shit, so I

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didn't take my phone out. You know what I'm saying, Like,

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I won't take a ship. I practically set up a

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whole office in there. If I'm going to be in

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there for a music off the phone. You know it

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is whatever I'm watching TikTok, I got me. I've had candy.

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I've had meetings where I'm like, I just mute yes

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on my throne. Well on the phone. So I think

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we just wrote a white man a wrap. So now

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I'm getting pissed. I'm like, buddy, this you just you

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have my phone. I go and I want empty your pockets,

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empty your poe. And I'm getting like animated and angry,

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and he's going, I don't have it. I don't have it.

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He's turning his pockets inside out. I'm like, I go,

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where is the fucking phone? I don't know? So I

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say to the owner, Hey, can I go through the garbage?

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Speaker 2: And he goes, yeah.

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Speaker 1: I said, can you give me another bag that I

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can transfer the garbage because it's like a quarterfall.

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Speaker 3: Did you ask for the gloves too?

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Speaker 2: No? No, I did not a quarterfall.

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Speaker 1: Can I go and look in the garbage and I'll

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take it outside so I'm not doing this in front

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of customers. I gotta go through it. He goes absolutely,

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gives me a bag. I go outside. I am sifting through.

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I now have the scent of Marinara cologne on me.

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That's hot, Doug.

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Speaker 3: I'm digging those old Italian women that I would know.

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Speaker 1: But it doesn't better than.

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Speaker 3: Plasing made the Ball from nineteen seventy two.

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Speaker 1: You're saying, good, there's no awkward, Dago, but it's I'm going,

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holy fuck. So I'm digging through this. I'm digging through

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through the crust. I'm taking them out. I got everything.

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Speaker 3: Like, ugh, So let me guess halfway through garbage was

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shit all over? Your son goes, oh no, no, no,

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really in his back pocket. That's where I thought.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So I'm on the edge of my seat. I

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put all the garbage in.

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Speaker 2: I look everywhere I go. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: So we get in the car and he is like

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on edge because I am over the edge, and he

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thinks I'm pissed at him. I'm frustrated because you lose

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your phone. Now that's it. It's it's not just I mean,

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it's basically an entertainment hub. You know.

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Speaker 2: Signing back into tiktoks a pain in the dick.

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Speaker 1: I get it. If you don't remember your stuff. But

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that's it. I've got business contacts, banking information, credit cards,

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all ev stuff I need for an electric vehicle, all

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in the fucking phone. Everything's in there. Your entire life

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now is in this one device. Yeah, and you don't

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even realize it till you don't have it, Like I

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forget my wallet. What what happened thirty years ago when

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you forgot your wallet?

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Speaker 3: Honestly, I've never carried a wallet. Everything's in my front pocket. Okay,

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if you forget, if you forget those things, I'll tell

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you what I have been ubering. And I've changed. And

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this usually happens in the spring of the fall. I'll

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change out of pants and the shorts and it'll be

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shorts for the whole summer. And then October comes, I'm

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back on pants and I don't transfer the pocket full

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of stuff, and I'm in Ganada and I'm out of

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you know, I've got you know, twenty miles ago, and

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I looking for my credit card.

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Speaker 1: To get gas.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no credit card, I'm fucked. Yeah, I'm going home right.

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Speaker 1: So but now, if you put a card in your phone,

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you can yep, you know, just ding ding. And I've

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done that in grocery stores and that's your phone. It's

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like everything's in there. So I say to him, we're

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going right to Verizon because I got to find out

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where this phone is because I don't have the location

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on it. He's going, well, what about your iPad? I go,

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my iPad isn't connected to that. He's like, well, because

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his big thing. And remember we're talking a fifteen year

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old kid desperate to hang out with a buddy this weekend.

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of me through the iPad. You just go through the iPad.

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I go, I don't have a separate light for the iPad.

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Speaker 4: He's like, oh, well, you just need to get do this,

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just do this, get into your I'm like now, I

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mean my blood pressure is like up here, it still

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is today, So I'm like fuck.

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Speaker 1: So we go into Verizon and the guy says, how

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can I help you? And I said I lost my

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phone and goes, oh that sucks. I go, yes, it does, really,

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I think. So exact customer service goes is there? I said,

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is there any way? He said, you know what, there's not.

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He said, all we are is the provider, the carrier.

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He goes, We can't. You got to log into your

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cloud or whatever. Right, So without a phone, and he goes,

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he goes, and so James is like, that's what I'm

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trying to tell you. Get on your yepack, get on

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your iPad. So we go back out. Now the only

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Verizon store that was open was in the mall.

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Speaker 2: So we go.

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Speaker 1: Back out and I'm pissed. I go pull because I'm

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driving a Dodge Daytona. For a two door, you can

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get four people in, but you got to pull the

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seat up. Old school, I say, pull your seat up

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and get my bag out. And there's my phone.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, fell out of his pocket.

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Speaker 1: I think he had a sweatshirt on and he stuck

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it in his sweatshirt pocket. And I'm like, holy shit,

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and it's.

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Speaker 2: Like everything just drained.

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Speaker 1: I was exhausted, like, but I stupidly let it get

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in front of the go. This is like giving your

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passport to a fucking raccoon, and go hold that for

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a second.

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Speaker 2: I'll be right back.

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Speaker 1: I handed the phone across the table. Do you know

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what I'm saying? Done?

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Speaker 3: I was like, seriously, know what he's saying all up

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until the passport and rerac they're not known to travel.

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 5: This is my point is it's like the only analogy

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that can come up with giving your passport to a

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fucking raccoon, and it's gone. I'm like, you're a magician,

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You're a fucking magician. How did this happen?

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Speaker 1: And it's like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, an actual very upset,

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emotionally upset, apologizing non stop, and I'm like, look, I

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don't even want to hear it. But meanwhile, I have

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a dryer that's not functioning because the last person that

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did the drying was not me, you know what I'm saying.

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And everything is oh oh, and I'm like, holy fuck.

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Speaker 3: Everybody says kids are joy forever, and I say, god, damn,

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I have missed a couple.

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Speaker 1: I dodged a bullet on that one. Well, I have said,

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I have said this, and I mean this that I

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believe right up until the last week or so, but

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I have been this is the greatest pleasure of my

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life seeing him grow up these years where I think

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having dad is important, or dad in your life is

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important in some capacity that I feel blessed that we

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get to, you know, be under one roof. And I

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understand there's some bumps and things, and but.

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Speaker 3: Speed bumps in the journey of life.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes more speed bumps than others.

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Speaker 1: But I mean, I went full on FBI for this

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fucking thing, and I couldn't find it.

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Speaker 2: I'm digging through.

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Speaker 1: When was the last time you did dumpster diving in

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a pizza shop? You know what I'm saying? Like now

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through garbage? Yeah, dug through garbage. It's been a while, Yeah,

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sure it has. And it's just amazing to me when

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you when you look about everything on our phone, which

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then makes me go, are we too? Am I too

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dependent on this thing? But what else are you gonna look?

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Can you? Can you tell me anybody's phone number? I

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know my mom's cell phone number because I think that's

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like the only one I know.

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Speaker 3: I know my best friend's phone number. Yeah, let me

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let me double check it, I think. And that's because

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in case of an emergency emergency, yes, I know that one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all the others, yeah, I mean, let me ask

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you this. If you had an emergency, yeah, you could

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call your best friend. Yeah, but if they're not available,

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who else you call him?

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Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 1: Do you even know?

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Speaker 2: Forgive me?

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Speaker 1: But do you know one of my favorite people's on

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the planet's phone number, Dave?

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Speaker 2: Do you know him? No?

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Speaker 1: You don't know Dave. No, David Phelips. No, but you

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understand what I'm saying. Like your father, do you know

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your father's phone number? No? I don't know mine.

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Speaker 3: No, I don't know my dad's I have him in

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the phone. He turns his phone off after eight o'clock anyway,

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So does he really?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: God, yeah, yeah, bless them.

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Speaker 3: I could probably find somehow somewhere some Barron my friends

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are hanging out in something.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Yeah, I mean I could, Yes, that's true.

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I could probably call m Connery's or something.

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Speaker 2: But I am just like.

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Speaker 1: Billy's in trouble round the troops, get fresh water.

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Speaker 3: For the horses, or going to the hoose cow. We're

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having a bill. I couldn't find his phone, kicked his

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shit out of somebody out of know. Let's go one

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more round, one more round that we're out. But you

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lose your phone every you were at my old place, Yes,

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upper half a house. There's living room, bedroom, in a

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little office. But I have lost my phone there four

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or five times. Yeah, you know where it usually is.

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Speaker 2: In the bathroom. In the bathroom, yeah, in the bathroom.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because I'll set it down, brush my teeth, do

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whatever out on the throne.

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Speaker 1: I don't like losing any of this stuff that I

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don't blame it.

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Speaker 3: Have you ever been on the phone with somebody trying

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to find your phone?

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Speaker 1: No, but I've done that with glasses. Hey, anybody see

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my glasses. They're on the top of your head. You're

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walking around on.

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Speaker 3: Don't you feel like a fucking idiots?

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Speaker 2: You feel like an old fuck? You feel like an

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old fuck.

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Speaker 1: Is this what you used to laugh? Doug? You stress? Yeah,

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I'm looking for my phone.

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Speaker 3: You're talking to me.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's a sign.

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Speaker 2: That's a sign too much alcohol. Too much alcohol.

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Speaker 1: But when you lose your phone or anything that's important

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to you, every ugly personality trait comes out, every one

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of them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: You start it's misplaced blame. Is it my kid's fault? Yeah,

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I mean yes, But I mean you get paranoia, obsession,

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all of it. It's like you saw all the ugly

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personality trades to be somewhere, of course, and then I

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and then finally I feel a little guilty because I

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go I could have handled that better. I should have

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stayed calm, and I didn't. I was as animated as

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I am now. But I'm I'm patting myself on the

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Speaker 1: These are fun songs I always see fun of Momley

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Crue and are fun songs. I love Miley Crew hitting

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that sweet spot of light for me. I'm just saying, like,

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you know, memories tied to it and yeah, o K

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they're playing in Vegas. Yeah yeah, do they have a residency?

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Speaker 3: MGM?

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Speaker 2: They ran their beer the sky? Are you uh so?

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Speaker 1: I'll ask you this stripped up DJ Diaries. I think

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we need to do these a little bit. What really

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happens in the booth, Like when you're back there, I

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mean it's a real, real job. I gotta think you're

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juggling stuff. People would think it's.

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Speaker 3: Depends on what booth you're in. Okay, when you're the

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classic cat the booth, you could see everything happening in.

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Speaker 2: The booth, gotcha.

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Speaker 3: Oh, places in California you weren't always seen.

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Speaker 2: So what was going on?

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Speaker 3: Oh a little yeah, tug here, a little there.

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Speaker 1: Really, yeah, and not a lot, but.

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Speaker 3: Every now and then, every shooting star. You know, I

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don't have all the stories I've heard from other strip party. Yes, yeah,

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you know, but they would just come up and no,

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I mean there would be some drinking or laughing or

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this that or yeah, one thing would lead to another. Again,

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I don't have all this stories. I mean, I remember

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one time the girl was sitting on my lap. What

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was her name? She was an Asian lady, Asian girl,

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double D's something, and she just started rubbing down there

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and now she was blocking The booth was open, so

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we had the stage in front of us and the

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room over here within the pool table. But she was

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making sure she was just giving a grab.

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Speaker 5: Down and.

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Speaker 1: Then coming to the stage, did it any further?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we went back to my place one time. I

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can't remember her name though, but yeah, she went. She

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gave me ride home and then I gave her.

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Speaker 1: What was the most ridiculous song request you have reaved?

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Can you think of one that was ridiculous in any way?

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I know, I.

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Speaker 3: Remember the Classy cat there. We had a girl. She

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was pagan.

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Speaker 2: She was a witch basically, yeah, and she.

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Speaker 3: Had she had brought in candlesticks like in the game

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of Clue, the big candlestick. Yeah, and candles were just

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as long, and she lit them at every corner of

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the bar or the stage doing her It was almost

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like the evid Fs.

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Speaker 1: Song Oh Yeah.

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Speaker 3: And I walked in there and it was it was

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a day shift. I started four on Fridays. It must

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have been like three, three thirty or something, and I'm

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just like, what the fuck is this crag? And he goes, dude,

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there's nobody here. I don't care if she's she's making money,

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and like, oh god.

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Speaker 6: So I mean she kicks one of those candles over,

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oh yeah, and drops in her class of rumplements yes,

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it's like, holy shit, that was the weirdest.

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Speaker 1: Uh yeah, yeah, that's Uh. How about the best stripper

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name you've ever announced?

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Speaker 2: Can you think of that?

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Speaker 3: Chocolate Lightning?

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Speaker 2: Chocolate Lightning.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that was at Sam's Soft Brow, like a hundred girls.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I only worked Sundays there and that was still a

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good couple hundred dollars. But they gave you a list

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of all the girls, and they had like and even

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girls that weren't dancing there at that time, but they

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come back every now and then.

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Speaker 2: Talk at Lightning. It is my nickname for diarrhea.

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Speaker 3: Really, that's nice. Tatiana Chastis, Yeah, well there are a lot,

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but you couldn't use the same name, like no girl, you.

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Speaker 2: Couldn't have two chats.

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Speaker 3: And this happened one time and Sam Softbrow there was

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a manager I don't remember what her name was. She

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was a bitch and she was fucking the owner. And

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the owner knows or new, I don't know if still

470
00:22:41,599 --> 00:22:44,640
Quentin Tarantino and Quentin came into the club a couple

471
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of times while I was there.

472
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Speaker 2: And did you try to put your movie on them?

473
00:22:49,039 --> 00:22:53,240
Speaker 3: No, I'll tell you what what they did ass for

474
00:22:53,279 --> 00:22:56,039
a script yeah, yeah, I sent out I got there.

475
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Speaker 2: Why they need a scrap paper?

476
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477
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478
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479
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West Main Street. We've been talking about them since the

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inception of the podcast. This isn't just another restaurant, it's not.

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It's a flavored destination that has everybody talking. We're talking

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483
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484
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485
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that sound amazing?

486
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488
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489
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swears these are some of the best wings in town.

490
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And the best part, these dishes are perfect for sharing.

491
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So gather your friends, bring your appetite, and experience the

492
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deliciousness that is Cobblestone on Maine, located at one on

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Speaker 2: Dispenser.

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Speaker 1: I love now in baseball when I watch I guess

514
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it's Sunday Night baseball, and they mike up a player

515
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:12,119
and they talk to him while he's in the in

516
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:12,880
the field right.

517
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Speaker 3: Yes, And sometimes this is getting and it has been

518
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:18,279
out of control. It's getting worse.

519
00:25:18,319 --> 00:25:19,079
Speaker 1: I don't like it.

520
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:21,359
Speaker 3: I don't need to hear the coach coming off the

521
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:24,200
field at halftime. Hey coach, you're down fifty seven enough

522
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:24,799
that what do you think.

523
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Speaker 1: You're gonna do?

524
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:28,680
Speaker 3: Oh no, you are having the micy Yeah.

525
00:25:29,079 --> 00:25:30,960
Speaker 2: I like the player being mic though they.

526
00:25:30,799 --> 00:25:32,599
Speaker 3: Do make it up. They also do it in the NFL.

527
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:36,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they don't do it live. So when baseball

528
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:40,000
they're talking to the guy while he's on the field, okay,

529
00:25:40,279 --> 00:25:41,599
live in the moment.

530
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:43,759
Speaker 3: It doesn't have that five second day.

531
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:46,400
Speaker 1: It probably does on TV. But my point, I don't

532
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:48,759
think the NFL they do it. I don't think they

533
00:25:48,799 --> 00:25:51,519
mike you up. They give you miked up and then

534
00:25:51,559 --> 00:25:55,279
they edit it before they release it. This is Doug's

535
00:25:55,279 --> 00:25:58,480
on the field. He's playing left field. Hey Doug, you're

536
00:25:58,519 --> 00:26:01,440
hitting pretty good today. You know, Uh, we got up

537
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:05,640
up to bat right now for is Aaron Judge, how

538
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:08,240
are you playing this one? Well, I think that he's

539
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:11,119
striking out whatever, and they have a full on conversation

540
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:12,079
and so he's playing.

541
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:16,000
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm fucking the dugout. No, okay, I haven't seen this.

542
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:17,279
Speaker 2: Fucking love it.

543
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:19,799
Speaker 1: I do. I really like it. I don't. I think

544
00:26:19,799 --> 00:26:22,960
it's a great I really do. And when you hear

545
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,759
the player running and like he's like, hold on a second,

546
00:26:25,799 --> 00:26:31,119
and he goes, you'll catch in. Fucking it's great. It's great.

547
00:26:31,519 --> 00:26:35,799
I really like it. But we have everything's MICD nowadays.

548
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:40,160
Here's something that happened in the uh Bill Miller was

549
00:26:40,799 --> 00:26:45,519
the umpire Bill Miller. I believe it was the umpire

550
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:48,319
Crew chie for the twenty twenty three World Series, which

551
00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:50,720
you have to be pretty accurate, and they really are

552
00:26:50,759 --> 00:26:53,839
trying to get the best umpires, you know for the

553
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:54,720
Championship game.

554
00:26:55,799 --> 00:26:59,119
Speaker 3: Well now they're going to the laser well strike.

555
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:03,119
Speaker 1: Zone, you got that, and they're also doing replay. There

556
00:27:03,319 --> 00:27:07,279
is an AI overlord so to speak. Right, So this

557
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:10,799
is uh. During the Twins Red Sox game, the Twins

558
00:27:10,799 --> 00:27:14,400
were crushing six to one, and uh, this is Bill

559
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:17,119
made his calls week. Yeah, just uh, I think it

560
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:27,279
was last night. So he's if the call.

561
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:30,079
Speaker 3: Is overturned at the end of a Red Sox hit

562
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:34,000
sixty one fucking saw that tune, God damn it.

563
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:40,400
Speaker 1: So he called the play at the plate safe. R Okay,

564
00:27:40,599 --> 00:27:44,880
they were somebody challenged it, they reviewed it, they overturned

565
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:47,799
his call, and it must go as it must go

566
00:27:47,839 --> 00:27:49,200
as strikes against the umpire.

567
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:51,039
Speaker 2: He's a fifty eight year old guy. I'm not and

568
00:27:51,079 --> 00:27:52,799
I'm not saying too old or to anything.

569
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:57,480
Speaker 1: He looks like the stereotypical umpire. And the call is overturned,

570
00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:59,960
and you hear him on a hot mic in the stadium.

571
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:02,839
It's in Boston. The fans are booing because now the

572
00:28:02,839 --> 00:28:05,559
player has been called out. He announces it and then

573
00:28:05,559 --> 00:28:09,799
he goes, fuck fucking saw that too. I must there

574
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:13,160
was an umpire mic. Yeah, okay, yeah, well the mic

575
00:28:13,279 --> 00:28:17,240
because every everything that happens in the stadium now, and

576
00:28:17,319 --> 00:28:19,920
I've been watching a lot of NBA games, when they

577
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:22,759
go over, they'll turn the mic on and say we

578
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:26,160
reviewed the play, and the play on the court stance

579
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:30,240
is called or it's overturned, and the Celtics will lose

580
00:28:30,279 --> 00:28:30,640
the timeout.

581
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:31,200
Speaker 2: Whatever it is.

582
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:35,440
Speaker 3: Well, then each team is adding employees because you know,

583
00:28:35,519 --> 00:28:37,960
there's three or four people looking at each different angle.

584
00:28:38,079 --> 00:28:39,920
They got it, they got it right, call down and

585
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:42,920
go challenges out and if the umpire, they always say,

586
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:45,279
you got to be in the right position to make

587
00:28:45,319 --> 00:28:45,680
the call.

588
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:49,160
Speaker 1: I will say this, I think that the human element

589
00:28:49,279 --> 00:28:50,279
of the games, you.

590
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 3: Know, I'm sorry?

591
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:51,119
Speaker 2: Yeah?

592
00:28:51,119 --> 00:28:53,640
Speaker 3: Do you know how they call it out at first?

593
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,200
Speaker 1: Do you know what you do as an empire? The

594
00:28:55,279 --> 00:29:00,240
nut joke out at first? Just usually like a punch out.

595
00:28:59,799 --> 00:29:02,279
Speaker 3: We know, how do they make the call? Say it's

596
00:29:02,279 --> 00:29:07,279
a close play? Yeah, they they watched the bag. Yeah,

597
00:29:07,319 --> 00:29:09,680
and they wait to hear the the hit of the minute.

598
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:10,240
Speaker 2: Yeah.

599
00:29:10,279 --> 00:29:13,319
Speaker 3: So you're not watching the ball. No, no, you're you're

600
00:29:13,359 --> 00:29:15,440
watching the bag and the foot hit and waiting for.

601
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:18,119
Speaker 2: The the way they called it like they who.

602
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:21,359
Speaker 3: No, No, I didn't know that for years.

603
00:29:21,799 --> 00:29:24,400
Speaker 1: Yeah what makes sense? Yes, yeah, it makes perfect sense.

604
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:27,680
Can you spot a douchebag in under thirty seconds? Yes?

605
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:30,839
Speaker 2: For real? Yeah, Like it's just something need I just.

606
00:29:30,839 --> 00:29:32,680
Speaker 3: Know right away if this guy is gonna be problem

607
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:33,759
same with working in a bar.

608
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:36,480
Speaker 1: What would be the like a red flag uber rider?

609
00:29:36,759 --> 00:29:39,359
Speaker 2: Let's say late Okay.

610
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:43,200
Speaker 3: Uh, opens the door. You're almost done. You have seven minutes.

611
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:45,200
You got two minutes when you get there. Then it

612
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,319
counts down to two minutes, and then it counts up

613
00:29:47,319 --> 00:29:53,440
to five, so you're at six minutes. You can cancel them.

614
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:56,079
At seven. The door opens and they're giving you to

615
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:59,400
give me one minute, and like, don't don't order the

616
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:02,680
uber until you're ready your heat. Walk right out. I've

617
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:07,000
got red flags on somebody in Brockport. They write, she

618
00:30:07,119 --> 00:30:09,519
rides with two other people late all the time. But

619
00:30:09,519 --> 00:30:11,960
you're it's a twenty five minute right out there. It's

620
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,400
almost thirty dollars, so you make it thirty dollars an hour.

621
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:18,200
Take them in a I won't say where they're going, Henrietta,

622
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:21,319
and she'll walk out and she gets in. Yeah, they're coming,

623
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:28,000
you know they're coming. Responsibility, you know, the Navy and

624
00:30:28,039 --> 00:30:33,480
probably other services. If you're supposed to be a three

625
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:35,720
there at three o'clock, If you're there at three o'clock,

626
00:30:35,759 --> 00:30:39,519
you're late. Fifteen minutes. Early is on time, and that's

627
00:30:40,079 --> 00:30:43,640
responsibility that you should Like I came here, you're like, oh,

628
00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:46,279
you're always early. Yeah, And when I was younger, I

629
00:30:46,319 --> 00:30:48,039
was always late, slept in I'd.

630
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:49,680
Speaker 1: Get drugged twenty early.

631
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:52,119
Speaker 3: You know, it's just a good habit to get into.

632
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:54,839
And I just picked somebody up from a construction work.

633
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:57,240
It's funny. It was a construction job. You just got

634
00:30:57,240 --> 00:30:59,359
the job. He hands me a bag of teas and

635
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:03,200
and and ball markers. He goes, you know what these are?

636
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:04,680
Are they anchors for a wall?

637
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:06,319
Speaker 1: I know what.

638
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:08,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, you didn't know where they are. That was their introduction.

639
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:11,119
They gave him a little gift bag and I go, no,

640
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:13,480
these are golf teas. I golf flag goes all. Thank god.

641
00:31:13,519 --> 00:31:15,880
So we're having to laugh. And I just got this job.

642
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:17,079
Speaker 2: All anchors, that's funny.

643
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:19,960
Speaker 3: I said, Well, just make sure you're fifteen minutes to

644
00:31:20,039 --> 00:31:23,559
a half hour early, and you will climb the ladder faster.

645
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:24,759
He goes, you know what, that's what.

646
00:31:24,759 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 1: The interviewer said.

647
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:26,839
Speaker 2: Maybe I always a kid.

648
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:28,400
Speaker 3: He was like twenty two, twenty.

649
00:31:28,079 --> 00:31:30,559
Speaker 2: Three, okay, And the kid didn't know the wow.

650
00:31:30,759 --> 00:31:33,599
Speaker 1: Okay some people aren't. Yeah, sure ye.

651
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:36,759
Speaker 3: And she goes, that's what the interviewer said. I said,

652
00:31:36,799 --> 00:31:38,880
trust me on this one. I was always late at

653
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:41,400
your age, always having a good time spending my money.

654
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:44,319
I go, but if you're there early, it gets noticed

655
00:31:44,319 --> 00:31:45,720
and it will help you down the line.

656
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:51,279
Speaker 1: Yeah you yeah, old man advice. Yeah, I know what's

657
00:31:51,319 --> 00:31:53,720
a red flag? Since your bartender as well? What's a

658
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:57,720
red flag for bartenders? Bar bar? I'll tell you what.

659
00:31:57,759 --> 00:31:59,319
Speaker 3: I walked away from a customer last night.

660
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:00,359
Speaker 1: There was ten of clock.

661
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:03,559
Speaker 3: You know, some people, my friends came in to see me.

662
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:07,480
Last night. Three people walked in and the owner was

663
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:10,079
walking on the bathroom and I went like that, you know,

664
00:32:10,119 --> 00:32:12,160
do I serve me? He's like, can I have a couple?

665
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:12,920
But that's it?

666
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:14,279
Speaker 1: What does that mean?

667
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:16,319
Speaker 3: It means we're closing up. You can I have a couple,

668
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:17,839
no problem, but we want to get out of here.

669
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,200
What do you want a beer?

670
00:32:21,759 --> 00:32:22,039
Speaker 2: Or?

671
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 3: She said everything? Okay, No for the jokes, I didn't

672
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:29,599
say that. I'm like, you know, what do you want beer?

673
00:32:30,359 --> 00:32:31,960
I just said, you know what, I'll be back. I'm

674
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:32,880
taking out the garbage.

675
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:33,079
Speaker 1: Now.

676
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:36,240
Speaker 3: You just saw the owner say okay, can I have

677
00:32:36,319 --> 00:32:41,000
a couple? You know which we could be closing up.

678
00:32:42,079 --> 00:32:44,400
Don't dick around with me. You know the night's over.

679
00:32:44,599 --> 00:32:46,480
Speaker 1: You want you want a night? Can tell me what

680
00:32:46,599 --> 00:32:48,160
the fuck you want? Yeah? You know?

681
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:50,559
Speaker 3: So then I walked back in she was two guys,

682
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:55,160
you know, they were you know, uh, crown on the

683
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:57,640
crown on the rocks. Okay, and I'm looking at her.

684
00:32:57,920 --> 00:32:58,640
Do you have Molson?

685
00:32:58,799 --> 00:32:58,960
Speaker 1: Yeah?

686
00:32:59,079 --> 00:33:03,680
Speaker 3: I do, but one and done. I'm trying to clean

687
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:05,720
the bar, stock the bar, get my shit done so

688
00:33:05,799 --> 00:33:08,440
I can go home. Yeah. How you doing today? I

689
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:11,200
don't need all that, you know, and it was even

690
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:13,559
worse when you open it too. Yeah, you know people

691
00:33:13,559 --> 00:33:16,119
coming in one forty five? Did I make last call?

692
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:17,599
Speaker 1: Yeah? What are you having?

693
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:22,759
Speaker 3: Uh? Jeez, god, what do you got? Just name a

694
00:33:22,799 --> 00:33:27,440
fucking beer. You're already drunk, just fucking you know. It's

695
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:28,680
like going into McDonald's.

696
00:33:28,799 --> 00:33:30,640
Speaker 1: Uh what do you have? A whopper?

697
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:31,720
Speaker 3: Whoppers at burger key?

698
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:33,880
Speaker 1: Uh?

699
00:33:32,839 --> 00:33:37,839
Speaker 3: Uh? A bucket of chicken? That's KFC? What be prepared?

700
00:33:38,759 --> 00:33:39,839
We are you a fucking idiot?

701
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:44,680
Speaker 1: Got a home improvement conundrum? Time to call in the superheroes.

702
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home needs a hero. Mac of All Trade. Connorson Ferris

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handles workers' comp, social security, disability and personal injury cases. Listen,

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I get it. Workers' comp claims can be a real pain,

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but Connors and Ferris are here to fight for you

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and get you the compensation you deserve. Whether you threw

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out your back on the job, slipped when you should

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a grip, or your boss thinks overtime means free labor.

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Speaker 2: Spoiler, it doesn't.

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Speaker 1: They've got your back at connorson Ferris, with offices in

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New York City, Syracuse, Rochester, and Buffalo. They're the go

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to team for getting the compensation you deserve. No gimmicks,

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no nonsense, just real results. Call connorson Ferris two six' two.

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Comp that's two six two comp For connors In. Farris

723
00:35:04,159 --> 00:35:08,559
who Was Elizabeth hurley with years, Ago Hugh grant not.

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00:35:08,639 --> 00:35:11,840
MARRIED i See Hugh grant recently AND i, go, man

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00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:12,360
you fucked?

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Speaker 2: Up, Man you fucked.

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00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:15,320
Speaker 1: Up you know what he fucked up?

728
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:18,159
Speaker 3: With what SOMEBODY i introduced out In la at a

729
00:35:18,199 --> 00:35:23,920
place Called Legs Divine. Brown oh that was, yeah you're

730
00:35:24,079 --> 00:35:26,960
Fucking i'm not kidding. You after the, Fact, yes she

731
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:29,719
sort of got some. Fame, yes, Yeah and that was

732
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:33,920
When jay Lenos her Passed. Letterman, yes that. Interview what

733
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:35,639
what the hell were you? Thinking that was his first?

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00:35:35,679 --> 00:35:38,519
Line SO i, said CAN i aswer you some? Questions she, goes, yeah,

735
00:35:38,519 --> 00:35:40,559
Absolutely i'm, like where'd you get? Caught she goes right

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00:35:40,559 --> 00:35:43,679
around the corner and she was giving him head and

737
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:46,519
he was stretching, out and he kept hitting his leg

738
00:35:46,599 --> 00:35:50,079
on the brake break. Lights so it was going sporadically

739
00:35:50,119 --> 00:35:51,320
and caps, like what's?

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00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:56,400
Speaker 1: That and it's like, that it's it's this stream, hot.

741
00:35:56,320 --> 00:36:01,880
Speaker 3: It's, dirty it's, naughty it's, adventurous it's. Adrenaline and that's

742
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:03,840
how she got to be. Popular and then she went

743
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:05,519
over and made some porn. Movies and then she was

744
00:36:05,559 --> 00:36:08,039
a private. Escort what she was doing in this little

745
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:10,800
shiphole of a club around the corner from WHERE i,

746
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:14,639
LIVED i have no, idea but she was draw huh was?

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Speaker 2: She?

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Speaker 3: NOW i think that's why she was only there a

749
00:36:17,119 --> 00:36:19,639
couple of nights because she wasn't drawing what she. Thought,

750
00:36:20,119 --> 00:36:22,719
yeah so it was like a little ship hole of a.

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00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:26,079
Speaker 1: Place, god you do, WONDER i, mean like that's What i'm.

752
00:36:26,119 --> 00:36:31,000
Saying but you would what are you? Thinking, yeah you're an,

753
00:36:31,119 --> 00:36:32,920
act a big. Name you could have.

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00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:35,760
Speaker 3: Go you could walk in any. Bar, yeah you know

755
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:36,599
you're not gonna get.

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00:36:36,639 --> 00:36:36,880
Speaker 2: Caught.

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00:36:37,039 --> 00:36:38,039
Speaker 3: NO i, mean if you're.

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00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:40,199
Speaker 1: In a, bar you're. Here, great so you go, home you're,

759
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:44,199
grant go, Home go go to a, hotel go. Somewhere

760
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:47,480
but then all eyes are on. You well you know

761
00:36:47,519 --> 00:36:49,039
you don't want to get. Caught, No BUT i mean

762
00:36:49,079 --> 00:36:51,480
you go in first and you come in a half hour.

763
00:36:51,559 --> 00:36:54,320
Later i'll, Go i'm in this room, whatever blah blah,

764
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:54,960
blah just walk.

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Speaker 2: IN i don't.

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00:36:55,599 --> 00:36:58,840
Speaker 1: Know, yes you're, right there's probably there's a wrist that

767
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:01,000
he did get caught in the so it didn't. Matter

768
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:06,159
But Elizabeth hurley is now dating someone, new.

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00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:09,360
Speaker 3: You, know a younger or older younger than he if

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00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:14,159
she's fifty. Nine, YEAH i don't give me. Hints i'm

771
00:37:14,199 --> 00:37:14,639
gonna give you a.

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00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:16,559
Speaker 1: Hint i'm gonna give you a. Hint right here is

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a musician sort. Of, yeah, EITHER i don't know.

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Speaker 3: She's Dating Garth.

775
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:32,159
Speaker 1: Brooks, nope oh keeping Her, Yeah Billy, Reid, YEAH i

776
00:37:32,199 --> 00:37:35,280
wouldn't guess that in no. Way you, go what the?

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Speaker 2: Fuck they went to The.

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Speaker 1: Maldives that's my vacation dream is to go to The.

779
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:45,920
Maldives it's just just, beautiful tropical, place like out on

780
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:50,039
the other side of the. World and, uh she, Yes

781
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:53,960
Billy cyrus is sixty. Three excuse, me she is fifty.

782
00:37:54,039 --> 00:37:58,559
Nine she put all these pictures up of him and,

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uh can.

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Speaker 3: You imagine her riding him with wearing his. Calary it's, like, yeah.

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00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:07,639
Speaker 1: Crazy and IT'S i get you go Billion Ray sire

786
00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:10,280
is not a bad looking. Guy but it was, Like,

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GOD i WISH i found and, right, YEAH i WISH

788
00:38:15,519 --> 00:38:20,719
i found the what's his daughter talks about?

789
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:23,880
Speaker 3: Doing, Yeah god knows, What god knows, who.

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00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:27,880
Speaker 1: AND I i WISH i. Found Oh, god this is

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00:38:28,599 --> 00:38:32,800
what year was this song out eighty.

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Speaker 2: No in the?

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00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:33,679
Speaker 3: Nineties? Nineties?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Ad, god look at all these girls breaking?

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Speaker 3: Heart did he do trouble?

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Speaker 2: To? MAYBE i don't.

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Speaker 1: Know was his one hit? Wonder it was certainly one hit,

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wonder but it caught, Killed, kill killed and, uh you

799
00:38:51,679 --> 00:38:53,800
know you can make all kinds OF i Remember Bill.

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HICKS i should see IF I i Know Bill, HICKS

801
00:38:56,440 --> 00:39:01,400
i should find The Bill. Hicks Uh Bill hicks On

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Billy Ray cyrus would be uh.

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Speaker 3: Pretty Travis tredd did. Trouble not a big country.

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Speaker 2: Guy no me.

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00:39:10,119 --> 00:39:13,920
Speaker 3: Neither But i've had plenty of friends, saying you gotta

806
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:16,960
go to a country country because all the women there

807
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:21,199
are just decked out, shirts tight blue jeans and a

808
00:39:21,239 --> 00:39:24,960
cowboy hat to boot. Dating IF i am talking to,

809
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:29,199
somebody you, know kids or what what she's got going on.

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00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:31,519
DOING i want to be a part of. This and

811
00:39:31,679 --> 00:39:33,599
it's NOT i don't think it's being. PICKY i think

812
00:39:33,639 --> 00:39:35,880
it's being mature and be, like you, Know i'm not

813
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:37,679
the right. Guy i'm not the right fit to your.

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00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:41,920
Speaker 1: Class, yes, yes, exactly yeah. Yeah AND i also right

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00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:45,000
now need to put my energy toward other. Things, yes,

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00:39:45,119 --> 00:39:49,159
RIGHT i don't need that headache of you, know all

817
00:39:49,199 --> 00:39:50,639
of a, sudden how come.

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Speaker 5: You didn't call me? TODAY i got, NO i got

819
00:39:53,639 --> 00:39:56,280
normally you text, me you call me and you.

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00:39:56,320 --> 00:40:01,079
Speaker 1: Said you can come. Over i'll tell you. What sorry front.

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Speaker 3: Door, uh there was this woman that wanted to meet,

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me and then past three weeks AND i was going

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to dog sit four In october And i'm, like, okay

824
00:40:10,159 --> 00:40:12,320
well let's get. Together and it was a little firtatious of,

825
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first and she's, like why you always talking about sex or?

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This THEN i, like WHAT i AM i going to talk?

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Speaker 1: About BUT i was That.

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00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:22,239
Speaker 3: WEGMANS i was in a. HURRY i shit to. Do

829
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:24,920
we had not met, yet AND i don't. KNOW i

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00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:26,599
got home From wegmans And i'm making, this that and

831
00:40:26,639 --> 00:40:29,639
the other, thing AND i get a, Text, hey you

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00:40:29,679 --> 00:40:32,159
walked past me At wegmans and you look like you're

833
00:40:32,159 --> 00:40:35,280
a real. Hurry AND i did, it went AND i deleted.

834
00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:38,639
Everything why because if you don't have enough seconds to, say,

835
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:42,519
Hey i'm blah blah. Blah i'm, like even If i'm

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in a, HURRY.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't have deleted. EVERYTHING i would have. SAID i

838
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,719
would have, said, OH i so wish you would have

839
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if that was the.

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Speaker 2: Case, now what's the?

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00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:55,159
Speaker 1: Point what it was being respectful and and and by

842
00:40:55,199 --> 00:40:59,000
the way that it's a little, intimidating, right this is

843
00:40:59,039 --> 00:41:02,360
a woman that is to, me that's self. Aware that's

844
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:04,519
a great. Character you are now fucking.

845
00:41:04,599 --> 00:41:05,360
Speaker 2: Moron, No i'm.

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00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:09,400
Speaker 1: Not yes you. Are i'm. Shopping but IF i see,

847
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:11,000
somebody how you doing?

848
00:41:11,079 --> 00:41:11,280
Speaker 6: Nice?

849
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:13,599
Speaker 3: Little how you doing breaking the? Day but you're focused

850
00:41:13,639 --> 00:41:14,119
on buying.

851
00:41:14,119 --> 00:41:17,880
Speaker 1: It karen a? Cucumber, yeah because and stick them up your?

852
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:20,199
Speaker 3: Ass yeah, exactly that's WHY i want With carrien. Cucumber

853
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:22,480
and you don't have to have enough time to say,

854
00:41:22,519 --> 00:41:26,000
hey she she, goes you're very. Determined well WHAT i

855
00:41:26,079 --> 00:41:28,679
mean one? THING i, mean it would have been a nice.

856
00:41:29,199 --> 00:41:31,119
BREAK i am not, Grumpy.

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00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:36,519
Speaker 1: You're, okay you're you're you're, intimidating you get that grump

858
00:41:36,599 --> 00:41:37,360
face on your.

859
00:41:37,639 --> 00:41:40,440
Speaker 3: Marching it would have been nice if you would have done.

860
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:42,519
Speaker 1: That. Now, yeah well you know, WHAT i think you

861
00:41:42,519 --> 00:41:44,679
missed out on a good THING i. Did that's a mistake.

862
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:46,559
Speaker 3: BECAUSE i know she blocked me On facebook BEFORE i blocked.

863
00:41:46,559 --> 00:41:49,760
Speaker 2: Her why did she block.

864
00:41:50,079 --> 00:41:52,039
Speaker 3: BECAUSE i didn't respend her a text me in three

865
00:41:52,119 --> 00:41:52,960
days or whatever it.

866
00:41:53,039 --> 00:41:54,320
Speaker 1: Was why are these people like?

867
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:54,960
Speaker 2: This who does?

868
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,760
Speaker 1: This who has that much energy to FUCKING i could

869
00:41:57,800 --> 00:41:59,960
give a, ship write, me don't write. Me i've been

870
00:42:00,159 --> 00:42:01,400
lots of but you know, what let me.

871
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:01,719
Speaker 2: Just say this.

872
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:06,519
Speaker 1: TOO i have to just be we condemned. Sluts, oh

873
00:42:06,559 --> 00:42:09,599
she's a, slut she's. AWFUL i don't. CONDEMN i don't.

874
00:42:09,639 --> 00:42:12,039
Either i'm mad That i'm not life THAT i don't,

875
00:42:12,039 --> 00:42:14,239
either Because i'll tell you what if some lady wants

876
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:16,920
to be a slutty and the guy wants to be

877
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:19,760
slutty and they want to them if you, Can, YEAH

878
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:21,920
i even think it's we shouldn't call them.

879
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:23,159
Speaker 2: Sluts we should call.

880
00:42:23,199 --> 00:42:28,800
Speaker 1: Them uh blood pressure, savers life. Savers, Right they a

881
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:31,440
little hook up and off you. Go that's a wonderful.

882
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:32,920
Person even a wonderful.

883
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:37,719
Speaker 3: PERSON a locomotive goes sis to relieve the.

884
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:38,719
Speaker 2: Stress that's.

885
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:42,320
Speaker 1: It we left a lot of stress on the. Table

886
00:42:43,719 --> 00:42:44,559
don't lose your cell.

887
00:42:44,559 --> 00:42:44,840
Speaker 2: Phone.

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00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:47,639
Speaker 1: Kids what a?

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00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:48,400
Speaker 2: Day what a?

890
00:42:48,519 --> 00:42:48,679
Speaker 3: Day?

891
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:51,719
Speaker 1: Yeah? See always having great to be back in love

892
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:53,599
the last with, You BUT i love the last with

893
00:42:53,679 --> 00:42:54,760
you as. Well it's always.

894
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:56,000
Speaker 2: Fun it's always. Fun.

895
00:42:56,639 --> 00:43:00,800
Speaker 1: Uh For Dougie, fresh get him to your uber, driver

896
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:03,400
go see him At Farest. Hills make some devil eggs.

897
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:05,960
Makes we didn't get to that under over. FIVE i

898
00:43:06,039 --> 00:43:07,000
sold forth For.

899
00:43:07,119 --> 00:43:09,360
Speaker 2: EASTER i sold For, YEAH i.

900
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:10,519
Speaker 1: FORGOT i.

901
00:43:10,559 --> 00:43:13,239
Speaker 3: KNOW i was just THINKING i should have brought some.

902
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:17,119
Speaker 1: In so Funny we'll get into the devil leggs next

903
00:43:17,159 --> 00:43:21,360
time For dougie Fresh Im Bill moran will see you.

904
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:25,039
Tomorrow Got worth is the land up opportunity for. Me

905
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:27,519
is just a curse that judging make us feel