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Oh man, I was I'm so stressed. I I what's up? Buddy?
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Speaker 2: So I was so stressed out.
Speaker 1: And it's amazing to me now because that device that
is in your hand right now that you took the
picture on yea, when that goes missing, it's like your.
Speaker 2: Whole Oh yeah world right?
Speaker 1: Is God? So I'm still coming down from an incident
last night involving my missing phone.
Speaker 2: You lost your phone?
Speaker 1: Well, this is an unbelievable, fucking, wild, crazy, crazy story.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: I am a bit of a hothead and yet have
worked so hard to bring things down that I could
feel myself last night go. The old me would have
punched the wall by now by at least three times,
and I didn't do any of that. So I go, oh,
that's a good and I actually made me feel good. Okay,
that's a good thing. But I took my son and
I said, hey, man, let's go grab a slice of
pizza or something. We'll just go that'll, you know, dinner
and this, And so I take him over to a
place he likes, and I want you to picture. You know,
it's the typical small little pizza shot love those three tables,
you know, the coke fridge that's older than me, right
over in the corner. You go in there, you get
the extracise slices, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I mean it into four places.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well it's like, yeah, the thing is fucking huge. Right.
Speaker 2: So he gets one.
Speaker 1: I get two because I I'm hungry and I know
I'm gonna eat all of it.
Speaker 2: And I love the pizza at this place, and it's crispy.
Speaker 1: And we're sitting down and I say to him, hey,
I got a text from a friend who is getting
a bunch of multch delivered. And they don't want to
spread it, but they're willing to pay you, and they're
willing to pay you a lot of money to do
it per hour. I think thirty bucks an hour to me,
sounds like a lot of money to pay somebody to
spread mulch. Yeah, that's what they offer. And I said,
here's the text, and I slide my phone across the
table and he goes, oh, all right, yeah, so he's
looking at it.
Speaker 2: He's reading.
Speaker 1: I said, when when they don't know when the delivery's coming,
they're waiting a little bit weather, stuff like that. I
think they're hoping for a price drop, but it's going
to happen. So we're get up to I go to
the bathroom in that you know, the typical pizza shop
dungeon bathroom. I mean that you walk into close the
door with your foot, Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Everything's with your foot.
Speaker 1: You're flushing with your tot butt, you're lifting the lid
with your foot, you're turning the water out of the
sink with your foot. You're bouncing around. Sign that's a.
Speaker 3: Spicy meat ball on the wall from nineteen seventy two.
Speaker 1: So Doug, we go out and I go, we're getting
up to leave, and I go get in the car
to go, where's my phone? And he's like, I don't know.
Speaker 2: So we go back in.
Speaker 1: Look all around the table, look all rod on the bathroom,
look everywhere. Now forgetting that, I actually slid the phone
over to him to look at this text.
Speaker 2: So I go. I.
Speaker 1: So we get in the car and we start driving,
and I'm I'm pissed because.
Speaker 3: Well, you left there without the Well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so hang on.
Speaker 1: And so we left and we're driving because I'm going
I have no idea where this is. I have no
idea what happened. It is nothing. So we're driving.
Speaker 3: First of all, I wouldn't have left the pizza shop
without the phone.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: Second of all, your son's got his phone on. When
you have him call the phone.
Speaker 2: There are two problems to the story.
Speaker 1: Two problems to the story.
Speaker 2: One is his phone is dead.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say that, yeah.
Speaker 1: Two is mine is on. Do not disturb. I had
it on do not disturb. Forgot to turn it off
do not disturb, so it's on do not disturb and
we're driving down and I'm like, maybe I didn't bring it.
Maybe I have it at the studio.
Speaker 2: I can't imagine across the table. Yeah, and then he goes.
Speaker 1: He goes, well, I read you gave me to me
for the text, and I go, oh my god. I go,
then it has to be in that pizza shop. Turn
back around, go back to the pizza shop.
Speaker 2: I'm pulling the.
Speaker 1: Table out, looking around the side. There's another company. His
pockets hang on, so I say to him, I pull
the table out. I go. I'm looking everywhere, I say,
I'm all over the bathroom. I'm practically on my hands
and knees in this fucking dungeon of a bathroom. And
that's a great pizza place. I don't want to say
the name of it. I'm looking behind the toilet. I'm going,
is there a possibility?
Speaker 2: Because it is?
Speaker 1: But I go, I didn't take a shit, so I
didn't take my phone out. You know what I'm saying, Like,
I won't take a ship. I practically set up a
whole office in there. If I'm going to be in
there for a music off the phone. You know it
is whatever I'm watching TikTok, I got me. I've had candy.
I've had meetings where I'm like, I just mute yes
on my throne. Well on the phone. So I think
we just wrote a white man a wrap. So now
I'm getting pissed. I'm like, buddy, this you just you
have my phone. I go and I want empty your pockets,
empty your poe. And I'm getting like animated and angry,
and he's going, I don't have it. I don't have it.
He's turning his pockets inside out. I'm like, I go,
where is the fucking phone? I don't know? So I
say to the owner, Hey, can I go through the garbage?
Speaker 2: And he goes, yeah.
Speaker 1: I said, can you give me another bag that I
can transfer the garbage because it's like a quarterfall.
Speaker 3: Did you ask for the gloves too?
Speaker 2: No? No, I did not a quarterfall.
Speaker 1: Can I go and look in the garbage and I'll
take it outside so I'm not doing this in front
of customers. I gotta go through it. He goes absolutely,
gives me a bag. I go outside. I am sifting through.
I now have the scent of Marinara cologne on me.
That's hot, Doug.
Speaker 3: I'm digging those old Italian women that I would know.
Speaker 1: But it doesn't better than.
Speaker 3: Plasing made the Ball from nineteen seventy two.
Speaker 1: You're saying, good, there's no awkward, Dago, but it's I'm going,
holy fuck. So I'm digging through this. I'm digging through
through the crust. I'm taking them out. I got everything.
I mean, I'm I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, ugh, So let me guess halfway through garbage was
shit all over? Your son goes, oh no, no, no,
really in his back pocket. That's where I thought.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I'm on the edge of my seat. I
put all the garbage in.
Speaker 2: I look everywhere I go. I don't know.
Speaker 1: So we get in the car and he is like
on edge because I am over the edge, and he
thinks I'm pissed at him. I'm frustrated because you lose
your phone. Now that's it. It's it's not just I mean,
I think for most kids, if they lose their phone,
it's basically an entertainment hub. You know.
Speaker 2: Signing back into tiktoks a pain in the dick.
Speaker 1: I get it. If you don't remember your stuff. But
that's it. I've got business contacts, banking information, credit cards,
all ev stuff I need for an electric vehicle, all
in the fucking phone. Everything's in there. Your entire life
now is in this one device. Yeah, and you don't
even realize it till you don't have it, Like I
forget my wallet. What what happened thirty years ago when
you forgot your wallet?
Speaker 3: Honestly, I've never carried a wallet. Everything's in my front pocket. Okay,
if you forget, if you forget those things, I'll tell
you what I have been ubering. And I've changed. And
this usually happens in the spring of the fall. I'll
change out of pants and the shorts and it'll be
shorts for the whole summer. And then October comes, I'm
back on pants and I don't transfer the pocket full
of stuff, and I'm in Ganada and I'm out of
you know, I've got you know, twenty miles ago, and
I looking for my credit card.
Speaker 1: To get gas.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no credit card, I'm fucked. Yeah, I'm going home right.
Speaker 1: So but now, if you put a card in your phone,
you can yep, you know, just ding ding. And I've
done that in grocery stores and that's your phone. It's
like everything's in there. So I say to him, we're
going right to Verizon because I got to find out
where this phone is because I don't have the location
on it. He's going, well, what about your iPad? I go,
my iPad isn't connected to that. He's like, well, because
his big thing. And remember we're talking a fifteen year
old kid desperate to hang out with a buddy this weekend.
And he's like, well, you'll be able to get ahold
of me through the iPad. You just go through the iPad.
I go, I don't have a separate light for the iPad.
Speaker 4: He's like, oh, well, you just need to get do this,
just do this, get into your I'm like now, I
mean my blood pressure is like up here, it still
is today, So I'm like fuck.
Speaker 1: So we go into Verizon and the guy says, how
can I help you? And I said I lost my
phone and goes, oh that sucks. I go, yes, it does, really,
I think. So exact customer service goes is there? I said,
is there any way? He said, you know what, there's not.
He said, all we are is the provider, the carrier.
He goes, We can't. You got to log into your
cloud or whatever. Right, So without a phone, and he goes,
he goes, and so James is like, that's what I'm
trying to tell you. Get on your yepack, get on
your iPad. So we go back out. Now the only
Verizon store that was open was in the mall.
Speaker 2: So we go.
Speaker 1: Back out and I'm pissed. I go pull because I'm
driving a Dodge Daytona. For a two door, you can
get four people in, but you got to pull the
seat up. Old school, I say, pull your seat up
and get my bag out. And there's my phone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, fell out of his pocket.
Speaker 1: I think he had a sweatshirt on and he stuck
it in his sweatshirt pocket. And I'm like, holy shit,
and it's.
Speaker 2: Like everything just drained.
Speaker 1: I was exhausted, like, but I stupidly let it get
in front of the go. This is like giving your
passport to a fucking raccoon, and go hold that for
a second.
Speaker 2: I'll be right back.
Speaker 1: I handed the phone across the table. Do you know
what I'm saying? Done?
Speaker 3: I was like, seriously, know what he's saying all up
until the passport and rerac they're not known to travel.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 5: This is my point is it's like the only analogy
that can come up with giving your passport to a
fucking raccoon, and it's gone. I'm like, you're a magician,
You're a fucking magician. How did this happen?
Speaker 1: And it's like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, an actual very upset,
emotionally upset, apologizing non stop, and I'm like, look, I
don't even want to hear it. But meanwhile, I have
a dryer that's not functioning because the last person that
did the drying was not me, you know what I'm saying.
And everything is oh oh, and I'm like, holy fuck.
Speaker 3: Everybody says kids are joy forever, and I say, god, damn,
I have missed a couple.
Speaker 1: I dodged a bullet on that one. Well, I have said,
I have said this, and I mean this that I
believe right up until the last week or so, but
I have been this is the greatest pleasure of my
life seeing him grow up these years where I think
having dad is important, or dad in your life is
important in some capacity that I feel blessed that we
get to, you know, be under one roof. And I
understand there's some bumps and things, and but.
Speaker 3: Speed bumps in the journey of life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm.
Speaker 3: Sometimes more speed bumps than others.
Speaker 1: But I mean, I went full on FBI for this
fucking thing, and I couldn't find it.
Speaker 2: I'm digging through.
Speaker 1: When was the last time you did dumpster diving in
a pizza shop? You know what I'm saying? Like now
through garbage? Yeah, dug through garbage. It's been a while, Yeah,
sure it has. And it's just amazing to me when
you when you look about everything on our phone, which
then makes me go, are we too? Am I too
dependent on this thing? But what else are you gonna look?
Can you? Can you tell me anybody's phone number? I
know my mom's cell phone number because I think that's
like the only one I know.
Speaker 3: I know my best friend's phone number. Yeah, let me
let me double check it, I think. And that's because
in case of an emergency emergency, yes, I know that one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all the others, yeah, I mean, let me ask
you this. If you had an emergency, yeah, you could
call your best friend. Yeah, but if they're not available,
who else you call him?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Do you even know?
Speaker 2: Forgive me?
Speaker 1: But do you know one of my favorite people's on
the planet's phone number, Dave?
Speaker 2: Do you know him? No?
Speaker 1: You don't know Dave. No, David Phelips. No, but you
understand what I'm saying. Like your father, do you know
your father's phone number? No? I don't know mine.
Speaker 3: No, I don't know my dad's I have him in
the phone. He turns his phone off after eight o'clock anyway,
So does he really?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: God, yeah, yeah, bless them.
Speaker 3: I could probably find somehow somewhere some Barron my friends
are hanging out in something.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Yeah, I mean I could, Yes, that's true.
I could probably call m Connery's or something.
Speaker 2: But I am just like.
Speaker 1: Billy's in trouble round the troops, get fresh water.
Speaker 3: For the horses, or going to the hoose cow. We're
having a bill. I couldn't find his phone, kicked his
shit out of somebody out of know. Let's go one
more round, one more round that we're out. But you
lose your phone every you were at my old place, Yes,
upper half a house. There's living room, bedroom, in a
little office. But I have lost my phone there four
or five times. Yeah, you know where it usually is.
Speaker 2: In the bathroom. In the bathroom, yeah, in the bathroom.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I'll set it down, brush my teeth, do
whatever out on the throne.
Speaker 1: I don't like losing any of this stuff that I
don't blame it.
Speaker 3: Have you ever been on the phone with somebody trying
to find your phone?
Speaker 1: No, but I've done that with glasses. Hey, anybody see
my glasses. They're on the top of your head. You're
walking around on.
Speaker 3: Don't you feel like a fucking idiots?
Speaker 2: You feel like an old fuck? You feel like an
old fuck.
Speaker 1: Is this what you used to laugh? Doug? You stress? Yeah,
I'm looking for my phone.
Speaker 3: You're talking to me.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's a sign.
Speaker 2: That's a sign too much alcohol. Too much alcohol.
Speaker 1: But when you lose your phone or anything that's important
to you, every ugly personality trait comes out, every one
of them.
Speaker 2: Yeah you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: You start it's misplaced blame. Is it my kid's fault? Yeah,
I mean yes, But I mean you get paranoia, obsession,
all of it. It's like you saw all the ugly
personality trades to be somewhere, of course, and then I
and then finally I feel a little guilty because I
go I could have handled that better. I should have
stayed calm, and I didn't. I was as animated as
I am now. But I'm I'm patting myself on the
back because I'm looking at a wall and I go
normally there'd be three fucking holes in this drywall by now,
and I'm not doing that good. I'm not doing I mean,
I felt like, I'm like, this is.
Speaker 2: Where I would do it. I don't feel like hurt
in my hand.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not gonna bring yourself phone that.
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you know, but they would just come up and no,
I mean there would be some drinking or laughing or
this that or yeah, one thing would lead to another. Again,
I don't have all this stories. I mean, I remember
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was her name? She was an Asian lady, Asian girl,
double D's something, and she just started rubbing down there
and now she was blocking The booth was open, so
we had the stage in front of us and the
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Speaker 5: Down and.
Speaker 1: Then coming to the stage, did it any further?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we went back to my place one time. I
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there's nobody here. I don't care if she's she's making money,
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Speaker 2: Chocolate Lightning.
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Speaker 1: I love now in baseball when I watch I guess
it's Sunday Night baseball, and they mike up a player
and they talk to him while he's in the in
the field right.
Speaker 3: Yes, And sometimes this is getting and it has been
out of control. It's getting worse.
Speaker 1: I don't like it.
Speaker 3: I don't need to hear the coach coming off the
field at halftime. Hey coach, you're down fifty seven enough
that what do you think.
Speaker 1: You're gonna do?
Speaker 3: Oh no, you are having the micy Yeah.
Speaker 2: I like the player being mic though they.
Speaker 3: Do make it up. They also do it in the NFL.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they don't do it live. So when baseball
they're talking to the guy while he's on the field, okay,
live in the moment.
Speaker 3: It doesn't have that five second day.
Speaker 1: It probably does on TV. But my point, I don't
think the NFL they do it. I don't think they
mike you up. They give you miked up and then
they edit it before they release it. This is Doug's
on the field. He's playing left field. Hey Doug, you're
hitting pretty good today. You know, Uh, we got up
up to bat right now for is Aaron Judge, how
are you playing this one? Well, I think that he's
striking out whatever, and they have a full on conversation
and so he's playing.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm fucking the dugout. No, okay, I haven't seen this.
Speaker 2: Fucking love it.
Speaker 1: I do. I really like it. I don't. I think
it's a great I really do. And when you hear
the player running and like he's like, hold on a second,
and he goes, you'll catch in. Fucking it's great. It's great.
I really like it. But we have everything's MICD nowadays.
Here's something that happened in the uh Bill Miller was
the umpire Bill Miller. I believe it was the umpire
Crew chie for the twenty twenty three World Series, which
you have to be pretty accurate, and they really are
trying to get the best umpires, you know for the
Championship game.
Speaker 3: Well now they're going to the laser well strike.
Speaker 1: Zone, you got that, and they're also doing replay. There
is an AI overlord so to speak. Right, So this
is uh. During the Twins Red Sox game, the Twins
were crushing six to one, and uh, this is Bill
made his calls week. Yeah, just uh, I think it
was last night. So he's if the call.
Speaker 3: Is overturned at the end of a Red Sox hit
sixty one fucking saw that tune, God damn it.
Speaker 1: So he called the play at the plate safe. R Okay,
they were somebody challenged it, they reviewed it, they overturned
his call, and it must go as it must go
as strikes against the umpire.
Speaker 2: He's a fifty eight year old guy. I'm not and
I'm not saying too old or to anything.
Speaker 1: He looks like the stereotypical umpire. And the call is overturned,
and you hear him on a hot mic in the stadium.
It's in Boston. The fans are booing because now the
player has been called out. He announces it and then
he goes, fuck fucking saw that too. I must there
was an umpire mic. Yeah, okay, yeah, well the mic
because every everything that happens in the stadium now, and
I've been watching a lot of NBA games, when they
go over, they'll turn the mic on and say we
reviewed the play, and the play on the court stance
is called or it's overturned, and the Celtics will lose
the timeout.
Speaker 2: Whatever it is.
Speaker 3: Well, then each team is adding employees because you know,
there's three or four people looking at each different angle.
They got it, they got it right, call down and
go challenges out and if the umpire, they always say,
you got to be in the right position to make
the call.
Speaker 1: I will say this, I think that the human element
of the games, you.
Speaker 3: Know, I'm sorry?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Do you know how they call it out at first?
Speaker 1: Do you know what you do as an empire? The
nut joke out at first? Just usually like a punch out.
Speaker 3: We know, how do they make the call? Say it's
a close play? Yeah, they they watched the bag. Yeah,
and they wait to hear the the hit of the minute.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So you're not watching the ball. No, no, you're you're
watching the bag and the foot hit and waiting for.
Speaker 2: The the way they called it like they who.
Speaker 3: No, No, I didn't know that for years.
Speaker 1: Yeah what makes sense? Yes, yeah, it makes perfect sense.
Can you spot a douchebag in under thirty seconds? Yes?
Speaker 2: For real? Yeah, Like it's just something need I just.
Speaker 3: Know right away if this guy is gonna be problem
same with working in a bar.
Speaker 1: What would be the like a red flag uber rider?
Speaker 2: Let's say late Okay.
Speaker 3: Uh, opens the door. You're almost done. You have seven minutes.
You got two minutes when you get there. Then it
counts down to two minutes, and then it counts up
to five, so you're at six minutes. You can cancel them.
At seven. The door opens and they're giving you to
give me one minute, and like, don't don't order the
uber until you're ready your heat. Walk right out. I've
got red flags on somebody in Brockport. They write, she
rides with two other people late all the time. But
you're it's a twenty five minute right out there. It's
almost thirty dollars, so you make it thirty dollars an hour.
Take them in a I won't say where they're going, Henrietta,
and she'll walk out and she gets in. Yeah, they're coming,
you know they're coming. Responsibility, you know, the Navy and
probably other services. If you're supposed to be a three
there at three o'clock, If you're there at three o'clock,
you're late. Fifteen minutes. Early is on time, and that's
responsibility that you should Like I came here, you're like, oh,
you're always early. Yeah, And when I was younger, I
was always late, slept in I'd.
Speaker 1: Get drugged twenty early.
Speaker 3: You know, it's just a good habit to get into.
And I just picked somebody up from a construction work.
It's funny. It was a construction job. You just got
the job. He hands me a bag of teas and
and and ball markers. He goes, you know what these are?
Are they anchors for a wall?
Speaker 1: I know what.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you didn't know where they are. That was their introduction.
They gave him a little gift bag and I go, no,
these are golf teas. I golf flag goes all. Thank god.
So we're having to laugh. And I just got this job.
Speaker 2: All anchors, that's funny.
Speaker 3: I said, Well, just make sure you're fifteen minutes to
a half hour early, and you will climb the ladder faster.
He goes, you know what, that's what.
Speaker 1: The interviewer said.
Speaker 2: Maybe I always a kid.
Speaker 3: He was like twenty two, twenty.
Speaker 2: Three, okay, And the kid didn't know the wow.
Speaker 1: Okay some people aren't. Yeah, sure ye.
Speaker 3: And she goes, that's what the interviewer said. I said,
trust me on this one. I was always late at
your age, always having a good time spending my money.
I go, but if you're there early, it gets noticed
and it will help you down the line.
Speaker 1: Yeah you yeah, old man advice. Yeah, I know what's
a red flag? Since your bartender as well? What's a
red flag for bartenders? Bar bar? I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3: I walked away from a customer last night.
Speaker 1: There was ten of clock.
Speaker 3: You know, some people, my friends came in to see me.
Last night. Three people walked in and the owner was
walking on the bathroom and I went like that, you know,
do I serve me? He's like, can I have a couple?
But that's it?
Speaker 1: What does that mean?
Speaker 3: It means we're closing up. You can I have a couple,
no problem, but we want to get out of here.
What do you want a beer?
Speaker 2: Or?
Speaker 3: She said everything? Okay, No for the jokes, I didn't
say that. I'm like, you know, what do you want beer?
I just said, you know what, I'll be back. I'm
taking out the garbage.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 3: You just saw the owner say okay, can I have
a couple? You know which we could be closing up.
Don't dick around with me. You know the night's over.
Speaker 1: You want you want a night? Can tell me what
the fuck you want? Yeah? You know?
Speaker 3: So then I walked back in she was two guys,
you know, they were you know, uh, crown on the
crown on the rocks. Okay, and I'm looking at her.
Do you have Molson?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I do, but one and done. I'm trying to clean
the bar, stock the bar, get my shit done so
I can go home. Yeah. How you doing today? I
don't need all that, you know, and it was even
worse when you open it too. Yeah, you know people
coming in one forty five? Did I make last call?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What are you having?
Speaker 3: Uh? Jeez, god, what do you got? Just name a
fucking beer. You're already drunk, just fucking you know. It's
like going into McDonald's.
Speaker 1: Uh what do you have? A whopper?
Speaker 3: Whoppers at burger key?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: Uh? A bucket of chicken? That's KFC? What be prepared?
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MARRIED i See Hugh grant recently AND i, go, man
you fucked?
Speaker 2: Up, Man you fucked.
Speaker 1: Up you know what he fucked up?
Speaker 3: With what SOMEBODY i introduced out In la at a
place Called Legs Divine. Brown oh that was, yeah you're
Fucking i'm not kidding. You after the, Fact, yes she
sort of got some. Fame, yes, Yeah and that was
When jay Lenos her Passed. Letterman, yes that. Interview what
what the hell were you? Thinking that was his first?
Line SO i, said CAN i aswer you some? Questions she, goes, yeah,
Absolutely i'm, like where'd you get? Caught she goes right
around the corner and she was giving him head and
he was stretching, out and he kept hitting his leg
on the brake break. Lights so it was going sporadically
and caps, like what's?
Speaker 1: That and it's like, that it's it's this stream, hot.
Speaker 3: It's, dirty it's, naughty it's, adventurous it's. Adrenaline and that's
how she got to be. Popular and then she went
over and made some porn. Movies and then she was
a private. Escort what she was doing in this little
shiphole of a club around the corner from WHERE i,
LIVED i have no, idea but she was draw huh was?
Speaker 2: She?
Speaker 3: NOW i think that's why she was only there a
couple of nights because she wasn't drawing what she. Thought,
yeah so it was like a little ship hole of a.
Speaker 1: Place, god you do, WONDER i, mean like that's What i'm.
Saying but you would what are you? Thinking, yeah you're an,
act a big. Name you could have.
Speaker 3: Go you could walk in any. Bar, yeah you know
you're not gonna get.
Speaker 2: Caught.
Speaker 3: NO i, mean if you're.
Speaker 1: In a, bar you're. Here, great so you go, home you're,
grant go, Home go go to a, hotel go. Somewhere
but then all eyes are on. You well you know
you don't want to get. Caught, No BUT i mean
you go in first and you come in a half hour.
Later i'll, Go i'm in this room, whatever blah blah,
blah just walk.
Speaker 2: IN i don't.
Speaker 1: Know, yes you're, right there's probably there's a wrist that
he did get caught in the so it didn't. Matter
But Elizabeth hurley is now dating someone, new.
Speaker 3: You, know a younger or older younger than he if
she's fifty. Nine, YEAH i don't give me. Hints i'm
gonna give you a.
Speaker 1: Hint i'm gonna give you a. Hint right here is
a musician sort. Of, yeah, EITHER i don't know.
Speaker 3: She's Dating Garth.
Speaker 1: Brooks, nope oh keeping Her, Yeah Billy, Reid, YEAH i
wouldn't guess that in no. Way you, go what the?
Speaker 2: Fuck they went to The.
Speaker 1: Maldives that's my vacation dream is to go to The.
Maldives it's just just, beautiful tropical, place like out on
the other side of the. World and, uh she, Yes
Billy cyrus is sixty. Three excuse, me she is fifty.
Nine she put all these pictures up of him and,
uh can.
Speaker 3: You imagine her riding him with wearing his. Calary it's, like, yeah.
Speaker 1: Crazy and IT'S i get you go Billion Ray sire
is not a bad looking. Guy but it was, Like,
GOD i WISH i found and, right, YEAH i WISH
i found the what's his daughter talks about?
Speaker 3: Doing, Yeah god knows, What god knows, who.
Speaker 1: AND I i WISH i. Found Oh, god this is
what year was this song out eighty.
Speaker 2: No in the?
Speaker 3: Nineties? Nineties?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Ad, god look at all these girls breaking?
Speaker 3: Heart did he do trouble?
Speaker 2: To? MAYBE i don't.
Speaker 1: Know was his one hit? Wonder it was certainly one hit,
wonder but it caught, Killed, kill killed and, uh you
know you can make all kinds OF i Remember Bill.
HICKS i should see IF I i Know Bill, HICKS
i should find The Bill. Hicks Uh Bill hicks On
Billy Ray cyrus would be uh.
Speaker 3: Pretty Travis tredd did. Trouble not a big country.
Speaker 2: Guy no me.
Speaker 3: Neither But i've had plenty of friends, saying you gotta
go to a country country because all the women there
are just decked out, shirts tight blue jeans and a
cowboy hat to boot. Dating IF i am talking to,
somebody you, know kids or what what she's got going on.
DOING i want to be a part of. This and
it's NOT i don't think it's being. PICKY i think
it's being mature and be, like you, Know i'm not
the right. Guy i'm not the right fit to your.
Speaker 1: Class, yes, yes, exactly yeah. Yeah AND i also right
now need to put my energy toward other. Things, yes,
RIGHT i don't need that headache of you, know all
of a, sudden how come.
Speaker 5: You didn't call me? TODAY i got, NO i got
normally you text, me you call me and you.
Speaker 1: Said you can come. Over i'll tell you. What sorry front.
Speaker 3: Door, uh there was this woman that wanted to meet,
me and then past three weeks AND i was going
to dog sit four In october And i'm, like, okay
well let's get. Together and it was a little firtatious of,
first and she's, like why you always talking about sex or?
This THEN i, like WHAT i AM i going to talk?
Speaker 1: About BUT i was That.
Speaker 3: WEGMANS i was in a. HURRY i shit to. Do
we had not met, yet AND i don't. KNOW i
got home From wegmans And i'm making, this that and
the other, thing AND i get a, Text, hey you
walked past me At wegmans and you look like you're
a real. Hurry AND i did, it went AND i deleted.
Everything why because if you don't have enough seconds to, say,
Hey i'm blah blah. Blah i'm, like even If i'm
in a, HURRY.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have deleted. EVERYTHING i would have. SAID i
would have, said, OH i so wish you would have
if that was the.
Speaker 2: Case, now what's the?
Speaker 1: Point what it was being respectful and and and by
the way that it's a little, intimidating, right this is
a woman that is to, me that's self. Aware that's
a great. Character you are now fucking.
Speaker 2: Moron, No i'm.
Speaker 1: Not yes you. Are i'm. Shopping but IF i see,
somebody how you doing?
Speaker 6: Nice?
Speaker 3: Little how you doing breaking the? Day but you're focused
on buying.
Speaker 1: It karen a? Cucumber, yeah because and stick them up your?
Speaker 3: Ass yeah, exactly that's WHY i want With carrien. Cucumber
and you don't have to have enough time to say,
hey she she, goes you're very. Determined well WHAT i
mean one? THING i, mean it would have been a nice.
BREAK i am not, Grumpy.
Speaker 1: You're, okay you're you're you're, intimidating you get that grump
face on your.
Speaker 3: Marching it would have been nice if you would have done.
Speaker 1: That. Now, yeah well you know, WHAT i think you
missed out on a good THING i. Did that's a mistake.
Speaker 3: BECAUSE i know she blocked me On facebook BEFORE i blocked.
Speaker 2: Her why did she block.
Speaker 3: BECAUSE i didn't respend her a text me in three
days or whatever it.
Speaker 1: Was why are these people like?
Speaker 2: This who does?
Speaker 1: This who has that much energy to FUCKING i could
give a, ship write, me don't write. Me i've been
lots of but you know, what let me.
Speaker 2: Just say this.
Speaker 1: TOO i have to just be we condemned. Sluts, oh
she's a, slut she's. AWFUL i don't. CONDEMN i don't.
Either i'm mad That i'm not life THAT i don't,
either Because i'll tell you what if some lady wants
to be a slutty and the guy wants to be
slutty and they want to them if you, Can, YEAH
i even think it's we shouldn't call them.
Speaker 2: Sluts we should call.
Speaker 1: Them uh blood pressure, savers life. Savers, Right they a
little hook up and off you. Go that's a wonderful.
Person even a wonderful.
Speaker 3: PERSON a locomotive goes sis to relieve the.
Speaker 2: Stress that's.
Speaker 1: It we left a lot of stress on the. Table
don't lose your cell.
Speaker 2: Phone.
Speaker 1: Kids what a?
Speaker 2: Day what a?
Speaker 3: Day?
Speaker 1: Yeah? See always having great to be back in love
the last with, You BUT i love the last with
you as. Well it's always.
Speaker 2: Fun it's always. Fun.
Speaker 1: Uh For Dougie, fresh get him to your uber, driver
go see him At Farest. Hills make some devil eggs.
Makes we didn't get to that under over. FIVE i
sold forth For.
Speaker 2: EASTER i sold For, YEAH i.
Speaker 1: FORGOT i.
Speaker 3: KNOW i was just THINKING i should have brought some.
Speaker 1: In so Funny we'll get into the devil leggs next
time For dougie Fresh Im Bill moran will see you.
Tomorrow Got worth is the land up opportunity for. Me
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