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<v Speaker 1>It was good boy, JD.

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<v Speaker 2>What what's good? Everybody?

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<v Speaker 1>This is Neil?

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<v Speaker 2>What's good?

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<v Speaker 3>This glow?

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<v Speaker 1>Really?

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<v Speaker 3>And you're checking out the Cruise Show podcast. Make sure

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<v Speaker 3>to subscribe rate Sure, let's go go go.

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<v Speaker 2>Stop with it, man, it's the Cruise Show. Marlin Wayne's there,

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<v Speaker 2>he is he?

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<v Speaker 1>What's up? Guys? You got much more energy than that.

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<v Speaker 1>I am a NAACP Award winner and I expect some

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<v Speaker 1>respect you.

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<v Speaker 2>You are absolutely trying to get guys.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Marlin Waye. Yeah, that's the that's the greeting I

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<v Speaker 1>was looking for. Thank you greeting.

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<v Speaker 2>Marlin ways is taking over Flappers and Burdbank this weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>It's tonight. Jackie Rmires is going with her fiance Nico.

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<v Speaker 2>Should be fun.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'll be at the nine thirty show tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I hope I'm funny. We'll see stop it down, sick.

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<v Speaker 1>I may work you stuff, but I got a great

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<v Speaker 1>hour that I'm I've worked on that's really great. But

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<v Speaker 1>I may not do that one. I may do something

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<v Speaker 1>completely fresh and different, okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Sick, Yeah, I will. I will tell you, and I

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<v Speaker 3>will apologize in advance. If you hear a very loud,

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<v Speaker 3>obnoxious Filipino laugh, that's my fiance. I am so sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh really, yeah, my man, Jackie, I'm don't worry.

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<v Speaker 1>I know I'll I'll talk a lot of nonsense about him.

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<v Speaker 2>That'd be great. I know she was wondering. She was like,

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<v Speaker 2>do you think Marlon can roast him? I'm like, Yo,

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<v Speaker 2>that would be crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll heckle him the whole time.

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<v Speaker 2>They're all weak. When he had a job, that's right, yea, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>ain't seen.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's just say this don't working yet. It's coming back, crawling,

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<v Speaker 1>beging for his job again.

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<v Speaker 3>No, but he has been texting us that he misses

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<v Speaker 3>us a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's what happens when they when they're about to

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<v Speaker 1>come back, when life ain't good, he has a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of time on his hands to think about how much

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<v Speaker 1>he misses you. I don't know why he left. I

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<v Speaker 1>think you guys fired him, made him believe he left me.

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<v Speaker 2>Jedi my tricked him.

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<v Speaker 1>No way you did. He walked on shore. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to work.

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<v Speaker 2>Here, flappers and bank.

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing else to do. I know nothing else to do.

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<v Speaker 1>I bet you he's not working.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I think he's uh, he's doing something

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<v Speaker 2>with with with Apple, Apple, Apple Radio.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh, you mean the Apple store. He's probably blue

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<v Speaker 1>Shirt La Apple Products right now.

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<v Speaker 2>In Sherman Oaks.

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<v Speaker 3>Instead of the genius. They call it the common sense bar.

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<v Speaker 2>When is there common sense bar?

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<v Speaker 1>Yo?

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<v Speaker 2>Martin Wade Flappers in Burbank all weekend to nice seven thirty,

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<v Speaker 2>nine thirty, then Sunday at seven at nine o'clock, guaranteed

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<v Speaker 2>funny show. It'll sell out. Get tickets. Now you mentioned

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<v Speaker 2>the NAACPO war. Congratulations to you and your family. You

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<v Speaker 2>deserve all the flowers in the world. Congratulations is left.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you guys for entertaining us our entire lives.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you should thank my parents for having sex ten

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<v Speaker 1>times and my father never pulling out. They deserve all

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<v Speaker 1>the praise. Just think about it. My dad's sperm is

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<v Speaker 1>winning awards. That's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't that legendary.

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<v Speaker 1>That's legendary, bro, that's crazy work. All of his sperm

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<v Speaker 1>is doing something in life. That's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yo. So after the Super Bowl, did you end up

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<v Speaker 2>hitting Drake and checking on him or no?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, No, I think he's fine. Drake has enough

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<v Speaker 1>money to buy me, he got a plane. I don't think.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think if I had his number. I call him,

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<v Speaker 1>but he gave me like his WhoSay number, so I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I got the real number. Terrible. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but I did call Kendrick and he didn't call me

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<v Speaker 1>back either. I didn't get more famous. Give me the

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<v Speaker 1>real number.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been texting Kalid for six years and not a

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<v Speaker 2>response yet.

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<v Speaker 1>That's crazy. I never gave you my number. No, and

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<v Speaker 1>maybe I'll give you a break one.

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 1>See, let's say I won't even give my whole say number.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you eating right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I eat? Can I live? Can? I just made

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<v Speaker 1>a burger. I made a burger patty with no bread

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<v Speaker 1>and a salad on the side. There you go, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to look good. I'm trying to see my

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<v Speaker 1>six pack at fifty.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right, bro, that's right, that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>I try to having sex with I'm tired of having

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<v Speaker 1>sex with a towel on or a T shirt. I

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<v Speaker 1>want to take off the whole thing. Man, Let it

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<v Speaker 1>be you know, let it be still. You know you're

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<v Speaker 1>getting fat, you're getting belly. You're getting the belly when

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<v Speaker 1>you saw having sex and a T shirt.

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<v Speaker 2>That's my whole life.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, are you a socks honor socks off guy?

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<v Speaker 1>You have sech in a Dodger's shirt. I know you.

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<v Speaker 2>Dodgers jerseys, and when that one's dirty, it's a Raiders one.

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<v Speaker 1>And blue socks. And when you do the Raiders is

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<v Speaker 1>black socks. Me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in my Valezuela jersey, my gee.

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<v Speaker 1>And Teddy white with a stain in.

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<v Speaker 2>It, you know, stopping stains all around.

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<v Speaker 1>It, one of the one in the back.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on really quick, Jackie. What was your question?

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<v Speaker 3>I said, are you a socks honor socks off guy?

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<v Speaker 3>During sex?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? It depends on how bad I want it, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes you're in the moon. Sometimes you know, the pants

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<v Speaker 1>come off with the shoes on, and I mean having

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<v Speaker 1>it and I got shoes and socks and no underlay.

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<v Speaker 1>You like, how did that happen? That was very horny.

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<v Speaker 2>But you know what, the shoes coming off with the

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<v Speaker 2>pants like, it's a one piece.

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<v Speaker 1>I make it stuck, but I just keep it all

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<v Speaker 1>right there, Just bundle at the bottom.

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<v Speaker 2>Y'all were waiting on Scary Movie six to Marty. We

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<v Speaker 2>can't wait, man, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm writing right now with my brothers. I just left

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<v Speaker 1>the session to come talk to you guys, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going right back in the room, back in the theater

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<v Speaker 1>to go work.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Is it true you're really writing apart for Soldier Boy?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm writing apart. I'm a chopping his head off.

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<v Speaker 2>Is an involve a crack bipe?

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<v Speaker 1>Why would I spend my time writing apart for soldier boy?

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<v Speaker 2>Would be funny, could be funny.

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<v Speaker 1>I told you he talked his way out of there.

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<v Speaker 1>I almost I almost put him in a movie, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just like then he started ranting for fifteen minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>How you're gonna try and beat me up? I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>you mightter get a chest before you talk this announsense.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, his chest is actually concave.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait. I'm gonna fighter. I'll fight him after

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<v Speaker 1>after after he fights Blueface, because I know blue Face

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<v Speaker 1>is gonna make his his face blue.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, We ain't on blue Face to get out.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, he's gonna be black and blue. He's gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>black and blue face.

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<v Speaker 2>Marlon, Wayne's that flappers in burd Bank all weekend, Man,

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<v Speaker 2>catch the kid live, Man, it's gonna sell out. Get

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<v Speaker 2>tickets right away, Marlon. It's love always, bro, Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, always loved. Thanks my guy anything. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. By the way, we saw the Make America Laugh

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<v Speaker 2>Again hats. We saw the Make America Laughacan hats. How

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<v Speaker 2>are those moving?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh they're moving like hot cakes. I'm about to put

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<v Speaker 1>them on my on my website, Marlon Wayne dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>So y'all look out for those. Those are moving fast

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<v Speaker 1>that I may be able to actually give. Let you

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<v Speaker 1>get him an apartment the proceeds. I know he's homeless.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody donate to let you don't be like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Appreciated Marlon, Thank you, bro, you got it.

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<v Speaker 1>My brother steak y'all.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, sir.

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<v Speaker 3>Pay checking Rich from The Crui Show. Thanks for listening

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