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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of idiotology. We'd let your taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R, but your freaking idiots all right?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, don't forget about rock theban cash giveaways, thirteen of

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<v Speaker 2>them every weekday here on jr R for next almost

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<v Speaker 2>couple of months.

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<v Speaker 3>Taco Bob Yep.

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<v Speaker 4>You get keywords every hour, starting it right around nine

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<v Speaker 4>oh five. Five after the hour, you get a keyword,

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<v Speaker 4>Enter it at our website. Ready for those JARR winners.

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<v Speaker 4>Keep on rolling in, baby like they always do.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, have us on at work. Just grab the keywords.

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<v Speaker 2>You put them in at the website WJR dot com

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<v Speaker 2>and someone's randomly picked each ower to win a grand

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<v Speaker 2>might as well be you. Does the name amit Patel

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<v Speaker 2>ring a bell at all?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes? It does? God, how do I know that name?

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<v Speaker 2>He was the former Jacksonville Jaguars employee convicted of stealing

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<v Speaker 2>twenty two million dollars from the team who's now serving

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<v Speaker 2>time in federal prison.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, that would be him.

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<v Speaker 2>Through his attorney, Patel has announced that he is suing

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<v Speaker 2>Fan duel Oh because it's their fault that he stole money.

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<v Speaker 2>The lawsuit alleges that fan Duel quotes actively and intentionally

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<v Speaker 2>targeted and preyed on Patel with quote incentives, credits, and

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<v Speaker 2>gifts to create, nurture, and expedite, and or exacerbate his addiction,

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<v Speaker 2>with the only possible outcome that he would ultimately hit

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<v Speaker 2>rock bottom. Patel suit is seeking two hundred and fifty

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<v Speaker 2>million dollars from Fan dueling, compensatory and punitive damages.

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<v Speaker 4>Good luck, Patel, you stole to gamble. They give the

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<v Speaker 4>the disclaimer at the end.

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<v Speaker 2>They give you the number to call if you think

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<v Speaker 2>you have a problem.

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<v Speaker 4>I can tell you off the top of the head.

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<v Speaker 4>It's one eight hundred. Gambler, Patel, pick up the phone man. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>don't be getting on these these you know, fambling things.

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<v Speaker 3>Face your demons.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh huh, good luck. You're just trying to pay off

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<v Speaker 4>your your dirtiness. What was the line I heard in

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<v Speaker 4>a show.

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<v Speaker 3>And Shad Khanna going to deal with it? I heard

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<v Speaker 3>a line of the show.

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<v Speaker 2>It's only an addiction if you can't afford it.

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<v Speaker 1>Mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 2>Head's Fan Duel's fault, buddy. Okay, yeah, good.

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<v Speaker 3>Luck, good luck.

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<v Speaker 2>Doctors in Russia have successfully removed a large glass jar

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<v Speaker 2>from a man's bowl after a risky surgery.

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<v Speaker 4>I knew you were going to finish that with either

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<v Speaker 4>bowel or recked them. It was specifically a vase or

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<v Speaker 4>in this case, a va.

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<v Speaker 3>Vaz i was in his ass. Okay, well uh.

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<v Speaker 2>The man had inserted the pine sized glass during a

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<v Speaker 2>sex act, which could have led to severe leading or

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<v Speaker 2>fatal organ damage if the jar shattered inside him. X

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<v Speaker 2>ray images revealed the jar had moved into his bow,

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<v Speaker 2>high in his bow.

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<v Speaker 4>He needs to just have flowers in there like normal people.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, if he had flowers while it was there,

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<v Speaker 4>If he no, if he had flowers, that.

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<v Speaker 3>Would be something. If he had flowers and said valls

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<v Speaker 3>or whatever.

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<v Speaker 4>If he had flowers there would mean that he had

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<v Speaker 4>a lover that was getting the flowers and he wouldn't

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<v Speaker 4>need to be doing the the vaz games.

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<v Speaker 2>They removed that, as well as a condom and lubricant

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<v Speaker 2>without breaking the glass.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess his whole kit was in there. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>even want to know what was going on in this session.

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<v Speaker 4>He was probably going out to a p diddy party.

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<v Speaker 4>He had everything loaded and ready, and and then I

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<v Speaker 4>realized that those parties are not happening right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I have some more on p Diddy that situation a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit later on later, idiotide.

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<v Speaker 4>Every time more news comes out on that, dude, Oh

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<v Speaker 4>this is this will be something to get into a

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<v Speaker 4>little bit more. You talk about having money and no

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<v Speaker 4>problems and all that, right, my god, prime example, and

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<v Speaker 4>you said it of somebody who just had too much

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<v Speaker 4>money to where he got to a point where needed

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<v Speaker 4>something new and something new and something else.

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<v Speaker 2>And he wasn't the no money, no problems.

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<v Speaker 4>Guys.

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<v Speaker 3>That wasn't that I know.

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<v Speaker 4>But I'm saying he's an example where you think no money,

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<v Speaker 4>no problems. Money got him a lot of problems.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well you get you get into that mindset that

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<v Speaker 2>you're above and above the fray and no all right,

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<v Speaker 2>time to talk about the goat. Somebody said one minute,

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<v Speaker 2>the goat? Which goat do we hit? I know you

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<v Speaker 2>said not sports related?

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<v Speaker 4>This is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, actually it is sports related. Did a doat run

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<v Speaker 2>onto a field? A goat ran in a half marathon

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<v Speaker 2>on and won a medal? This in Newfoundland, Canada on Sunday.

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<v Speaker 2>He's his owners caught up with him. Joshua, who I

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<v Speaker 2>guess as the marathoners were going by, he was interested

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<v Speaker 2>and jumped in about halfway through, and by god, Joshua

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<v Speaker 2>finished the half marathon.

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<v Speaker 3>And or chatter started about how there has been a

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<v Speaker 3>gold that had kind of joined in out.

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<v Speaker 2>Of the race.

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<v Speaker 4>I was asked to, I guess, volunteer and participate at

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<v Speaker 4>the finish line for the marathon.

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<v Speaker 3>My job essentially was to present the medals to the runners.

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<v Speaker 3>So then the owners essentially kind of caught him.

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<v Speaker 2>I sent and brought him down to the finish line,

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<v Speaker 2>at which point then we awarded him with his medal.

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<v Speaker 2>Take a look at the Facebook page of Joshua. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>looking at him right now, Old josh that's a big

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<v Speaker 2>goat too. Yeah, he just jumped in and that's cool,

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<v Speaker 2>ran along with everybody and did I have that story?

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<v Speaker 2>I'd really like to use that for a good news

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<v Speaker 2>network if I may knew that was coming.

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<v Speaker 3>I can make it copy if you need it for

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<v Speaker 3>later use. No, I'm good, I'm good, all right, thanks,

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<v Speaker 3>Oh as I got waiting for me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm still picturing it with flowers in it.

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<v Speaker 3>No, that one is again, it's if he had flowers

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<v Speaker 3>from his lover. He wouldn't have to cover on demand.

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