Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of idiotology. We'd let your taco one on
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Speaker 4: oh five. Five after the hour, you get a keyword,
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Speaker 2: and someone's randomly picked each ower to win a grand
Speaker 2: might as well be you. Does the name amit Patel
Speaker 2: ring a bell at all?
Speaker 3: Yes? It does? God, how do I know that name?
Speaker 2: He was the former Jacksonville Jaguars employee convicted of stealing
Speaker 2: twenty two million dollars from the team who's now serving
Speaker 2: time in federal prison.
Speaker 3: Yes, that would be him.
Speaker 2: Through his attorney, Patel has announced that he is suing
Speaker 2: Fan duel Oh because it's their fault that he stole money.
Speaker 2: The lawsuit alleges that fan Duel quotes actively and intentionally
Speaker 2: targeted and preyed on Patel with quote incentives, credits, and
Speaker 2: gifts to create, nurture, and expedite, and or exacerbate his addiction,
Speaker 2: with the only possible outcome that he would ultimately hit
Speaker 2: rock bottom. Patel suit is seeking two hundred and fifty
Speaker 2: million dollars from Fan dueling, compensatory and punitive damages.
Speaker 4: Good luck, Patel, you stole to gamble. They give the
Speaker 4: the disclaimer at the end.
Speaker 2: They give you the number to call if you think
Speaker 2: you have a problem.
Speaker 4: I can tell you off the top of the head.
Speaker 4: It's one eight hundred. Gambler, Patel, pick up the phone man. Yeah,
Speaker 4: don't be getting on these these you know, fambling things.
Speaker 3: Face your demons.
Speaker 4: Uh huh, good luck. You're just trying to pay off
Speaker 4: your your dirtiness. What was the line I heard in
Speaker 4: a show.
Speaker 3: And Shad Khanna going to deal with it? I heard
Speaker 3: a line of the show.
Speaker 2: It's only an addiction if you can't afford it.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Head's Fan Duel's fault, buddy. Okay, yeah, good.
Speaker 3: Luck, good luck.
Speaker 2: Doctors in Russia have successfully removed a large glass jar
Speaker 2: from a man's bowl after a risky surgery.
Speaker 4: I knew you were going to finish that with either
Speaker 4: bowel or recked them. It was specifically a vase or
Speaker 4: in this case, a va.
Speaker 3: Vaz i was in his ass. Okay, well uh.
Speaker 2: The man had inserted the pine sized glass during a
Speaker 2: sex act, which could have led to severe leading or
Speaker 2: fatal organ damage if the jar shattered inside him. X
Speaker 2: ray images revealed the jar had moved into his bow,
Speaker 2: high in his bow.
Speaker 4: He needs to just have flowers in there like normal people.
Speaker 4: You know, if he had flowers while it was there,
Speaker 4: If he no, if he had flowers, that.
Speaker 3: Would be something. If he had flowers and said valls
Speaker 3: or whatever.
Speaker 4: If he had flowers there would mean that he had
Speaker 4: a lover that was getting the flowers and he wouldn't
Speaker 4: need to be doing the the vaz games.
Speaker 2: They removed that, as well as a condom and lubricant
Speaker 2: without breaking the glass.
Speaker 3: I guess his whole kit was in there. I don't
Speaker 3: even want to know what was going on in this session.
Speaker 4: He was probably going out to a p diddy party.
Speaker 4: He had everything loaded and ready, and and then I
Speaker 4: realized that those parties are not happening right now.
Speaker 2: I have some more on p Diddy that situation a
Speaker 2: little bit later on later, idiotide.
Speaker 4: Every time more news comes out on that, dude, Oh
Speaker 4: this is this will be something to get into a
Speaker 4: little bit more. You talk about having money and no
Speaker 4: problems and all that, right, my god, prime example, and
Speaker 4: you said it of somebody who just had too much
Speaker 4: money to where he got to a point where needed
Speaker 4: something new and something new and something else.
Speaker 2: And he wasn't the no money, no problems.
Speaker 4: Guys.
Speaker 3: That wasn't that I know.
Speaker 4: But I'm saying he's an example where you think no money,
Speaker 4: no problems. Money got him a lot of problems.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you get you get into that mindset that
Speaker 2: you're above and above the fray and no all right,
Speaker 2: time to talk about the goat. Somebody said one minute,
Speaker 2: the goat? Which goat do we hit? I know you
Speaker 2: said not sports related?
Speaker 4: This is it?
Speaker 2: Well, actually it is sports related. Did a doat run
Speaker 2: onto a field? A goat ran in a half marathon
Speaker 2: on and won a medal? This in Newfoundland, Canada on Sunday.
Speaker 2: He's his owners caught up with him. Joshua, who I
Speaker 2: guess as the marathoners were going by, he was interested
Speaker 2: and jumped in about halfway through, and by god, Joshua
Speaker 2: finished the half marathon.
Speaker 3: And or chatter started about how there has been a
Speaker 3: gold that had kind of joined in out.
Speaker 2: Of the race.
Speaker 4: I was asked to, I guess, volunteer and participate at
Speaker 4: the finish line for the marathon.
Speaker 3: My job essentially was to present the medals to the runners.
Speaker 3: So then the owners essentially kind of caught him.
Speaker 2: I sent and brought him down to the finish line,
Speaker 2: at which point then we awarded him with his medal.
Speaker 2: Take a look at the Facebook page of Joshua. I'm
Speaker 2: looking at him right now, Old josh that's a big
Speaker 2: goat too. Yeah, he just jumped in and that's cool,
Speaker 2: ran along with everybody and did I have that story?
Speaker 2: I'd really like to use that for a good news
Speaker 2: network if I may knew that was coming.
Speaker 3: I can make it copy if you need it for
Speaker 3: later use. No, I'm good, I'm good, all right, thanks,
Speaker 3: Oh as I got waiting for me.
Speaker 2: I'm still picturing it with flowers in it.
Speaker 3: No, that one is again, it's if he had flowers
Speaker 3: from his lover. He wouldn't have to cover on demand.
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