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<v Speaker 1>If you want more than just the story, there's a

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<v Speaker 1>whole lot more waiting for you. Tap the link in

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<v Speaker 1>My name's Sam. I've been cutting men's hair for twenty

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<v Speaker 1>three years, which is long enough to know two things

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<v Speaker 1>for absolute certainty. One, they will always ask busy today,

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<v Speaker 1>while watching you clearly be busy. Two, at some point

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<v Speaker 1>one of them will say something that makes you consider

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<v Speaker 1>early retirement or prison. You're good with your hands, babe,

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<v Speaker 1>a guy said to me that morning, winking at his

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<v Speaker 1>own reflection. I paused mid trim, looked at him with

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<v Speaker 1>a glare. I'm even better with sharp scissors, I said, sweetly,

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<v Speaker 1>and snipped them near his ear. Behind me, Joe snorted.

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<v Speaker 1>Joe had been working the next chair over for years.

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<v Speaker 1>She was brunette, same age as me, same level of

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<v Speaker 1>done with everything, just slightly more patient, which wasn't saying much.

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<v Speaker 1>When the guy left, she leaned over. You're going to

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<v Speaker 1>snap one day, she said, I've already snapped. I replied,

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<v Speaker 1>this is me holding it together. She grinned. We need

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<v Speaker 1>a break for real. We'd talked about it for months.

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<v Speaker 1>Now was the time to do it. Yes, I said immediately.

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<v Speaker 1>Two weeks later, I was standing in the middle of

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<v Speaker 1>a ski resort that looked like it belonged on a postcard.

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<v Speaker 1>Snow everywhere, mountains like something out of a movie, log cabins,

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<v Speaker 1>soft lights, the whole thing. I took one deep breath

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<v Speaker 1>of cold, clean air and thought, right, this is it.

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<v Speaker 1>This is where I finally get some me time. No men,

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<v Speaker 1>no clients, No one is asking me if I do

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<v Speaker 1>house calls. Okay, I said, turning to Joe. This is perfect.

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<v Speaker 1>She nodded. Then a group of guys walked past, yelling

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<v Speaker 1>something about shots and checking out the babes. I closed

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<v Speaker 1>my eyes. Give me fucking strength, I muttered. We went

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<v Speaker 1>out that night anyway, nice bar, music, fire going, and men,

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<v Speaker 1>so many men. Within ten minutes. One of them leaned

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<v Speaker 1>in and said, you girls here for a bit of fun.

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<v Speaker 1>I looked him dead in the eye. I was, I said,

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<v Speaker 1>but then you started speaking to me. Joe nearly fell

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<v Speaker 1>off her stool laughing. Another one tried his luck with her.

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<v Speaker 1>So what do you do, he asked, She smiled politely.

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<v Speaker 1>I lose interest fast when men who smell of desperation

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<v Speaker 1>and viagra come on to me. We lasted forty five minutes, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, grabbing my coat. That's me done. I'm officially

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<v Speaker 1>retired from men. Same Joe said, let's go before someone

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<v Speaker 1>says one night stand again, like it's a compliment. The

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<v Speaker 1>next morning, slightly hungover and completely over it, we booked

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<v Speaker 1>a private sauna. We got to the sauna and the

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<v Speaker 1>heat hung in the air. No interruptions, Joe said, dropping

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<v Speaker 1>onto the bench, no talking, just heat and silence. Perfect,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, wrapping a towel around myself. Steam filled the room, warm, quiet, peaceful.

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<v Speaker 1>For the first time in a long time, I actually relaxed.

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<v Speaker 1>Joe leaned back, closing her eyes. This is better than

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<v Speaker 1>last night. Everything is better than last night, I said.

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<v Speaker 1>A pause. Then our arms brushed, just slightly bare skin.

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<v Speaker 1>I jumped as a spark of electricity passed between us.

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<v Speaker 1>I glanced over. Joe was already looking at me. There

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<v Speaker 1>was a second where neither of us said anything. Then

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<v Speaker 1>she let out a small laugh. Well, she said, that's new.

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<v Speaker 1>I exhaled. Yeah. We didn't move away, which probably said

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<v Speaker 1>more than anything else. I looked at her properly then,

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<v Speaker 1>not like I had at work, not like I had

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<v Speaker 1>over drinks, just looked, and suddenly something clicked. All those years,

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<v Speaker 1>all those useless conversations with men, all that effort trying

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<v Speaker 1>to find something that actually worked. I shook my head slightly,

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<v Speaker 1>almost laughing at myself. You know what's funny, I said, what?

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<v Speaker 1>All this time I thought the problem was finding the

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<v Speaker 1>right man. Joe raised an eyebrow and I shrugged. Turns

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<v Speaker 1>out the problem might have just been men. She laughed

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<v Speaker 1>at that, proper laugh. Bold statement, she said, accurate, though,

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<v Speaker 1>I replied. Another pause. We held our gaze on one another.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're thinking what I'm thinking, tell me it's a

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<v Speaker 1>terrible idea, she said quietly. I thought about it. I

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<v Speaker 1>really did. Then I smiled. Nope, that was all it took.

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<v Speaker 1>Slowly we moved into a kiss. Our lips brushed gently,

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<v Speaker 1>and a shudder of passion pulsed through my body. Jesus,

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<v Speaker 1>this felt so right. Then we kissed harder, longer. Joe

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<v Speaker 1>ran a hand down my arm and I gasped, you

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<v Speaker 1>like that, she asked. I nodded, then moved in to

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<v Speaker 1>kiss her deeply, tongues slowly swirling around each other, gently lapping. Fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>I was getting hot. I ran a hand through her

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<v Speaker 1>hair and held her neck, squeezing it slightly. She pulled

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<v Speaker 1>away and laughed gently. I never told you I like

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<v Speaker 1>it rough, she said. I smiled. You never told me,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, but I think I'm going to find out.

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<v Speaker 1>I lunged forward, kissed, and sucked on her neck. I

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<v Speaker 1>could feel goose bumps rise on her hot flesh as

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<v Speaker 1>I went to work teasing and tonguing her. Joe moaned

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<v Speaker 1>and pulled my hair, licked my cheek animalistically. A raw

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<v Speaker 1>magnetism building between us that feels fucking good, she said,

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<v Speaker 1>in a breathy voice. I felt her hands run down

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<v Speaker 1>from my shoulders to my tits, going straight for my

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<v Speaker 1>nipples and pinching them hard. I gasped, bitch, and pulled away, laughing.

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<v Speaker 1>She held onto them, pulling me close again. Tell me stop,

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<v Speaker 1>she said, playfully. I didn't, and we kissed again, harder, passionately,

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<v Speaker 1>breathing hot and heavy. I grabbed Joe's tits now and

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<v Speaker 1>did the same to her, squeezing her nipples. I heard

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<v Speaker 1>her groan, then whisper harder. I applied pressure, and her

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<v Speaker 1>eyes glazed in ecstasy. Fuck, she gasped, This bitch really

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<v Speaker 1>did like it rough? This was going to be fun.

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<v Speaker 1>I put pushed her back on the bench, lay between

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<v Speaker 1>her legs, and began to lick and suck on her nipples,

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<v Speaker 1>biting them, sucking them hard, then teasing them with my tongue. Fuck,

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<v Speaker 1>that's it, she said, shuddering with pleasure. I licked down

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<v Speaker 1>her sweaty body, across her stomach, and then kissed down

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<v Speaker 1>to her pussy. She spread her legs wide, showing me

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<v Speaker 1>the wetness of her hot ready cunt. Eat me, she said,

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<v Speaker 1>through gritted teeth, grabbing my hair and trying to pull

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<v Speaker 1>me into her. I pulled back, smiled cockily, and made

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<v Speaker 1>her weight as I slowly sank my face into her

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<v Speaker 1>dripping snatch. Joe moaned as I'd never heard her moan before.

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<v Speaker 1>Her mouth became an oh of pleasure. I licked into

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<v Speaker 1>her wet fold, worming my tongue into her clit. She

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<v Speaker 1>breathed out hard, aching that was good. Then I run

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<v Speaker 1>my tongue down to her pussy and dove my tongue

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<v Speaker 1>between her lips, making out with her wetness. Yes, she yelped,

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<v Speaker 1>Keep fucking going. I built up a rhythm eating her pussy. Fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>She tasted so good. And she just kept getting wetter.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I turned up the heat. I started to finger

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<v Speaker 1>her slicked up kunt and buried my face in her clit,

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<v Speaker 1>licking like a slut in heat. Joe writhed in pure pleasure,

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<v Speaker 1>moaning and shuddering. Is that good, I said, as I

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<v Speaker 1>pumped her pussy. So good, she yelped. Joe was about

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<v Speaker 1>to come, but she shot up and away from me,

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<v Speaker 1>holding in the orgasm that was about to rip through her.

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<v Speaker 1>Come here, she demanded, and we kissed again desperately. She

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<v Speaker 1>licked my lips, enjoying the taste of her hunt on them.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, you eat my cunt and I'll eat yours,

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<v Speaker 1>she said feverishly, and lay on the floor and spread

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<v Speaker 1>her legs wide. I straddled her and pushed my ass

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<v Speaker 1>into her face, and I buried my face between her legs. Fuck,

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<v Speaker 1>it was so hot being in a sixty nine with

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<v Speaker 1>my best friend. Joe spread my ass cheeks wide and

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<v Speaker 1>ran her slick pink tongue from clit to kunt to

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<v Speaker 1>asshole in one long lap. Shit, I cried, it felt

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<v Speaker 1>so good. She really was a filthy bitch. Then she

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<v Speaker 1>ate me better than anyone who'd ever eaten me before

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<v Speaker 1>licking my clit, tonguing my pussy, rimming my asshole. She

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<v Speaker 1>went to work like a pro. I could barely keep

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<v Speaker 1>my composure eating her cunt with the things she was

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<v Speaker 1>doing to me. I fucked her hard with two fingers,

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<v Speaker 1>spitting and licking her clit, making her good and wet.

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<v Speaker 1>She did the same to me, going fast with her

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<v Speaker 1>fingers as her tongue went wild. Slap my fucking ass,

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<v Speaker 1>Joe ordered, and I slapped her sweaty ass cheeks until

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<v Speaker 1>red hand prints appeared. Then I went back to eating

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<v Speaker 1>her out. We both started to moan and then roared

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<v Speaker 1>in primal pleasure as we both orgasmed at the same time,

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<v Speaker 1>tasting each other's hot come deep from inside our cunts.

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<v Speaker 1>We both lay there in a sweaty heap, both good

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<v Speaker 1>and fucked. We untangled from each other got up onto

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<v Speaker 1>the bench, both dripping with sweat from the sex and

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<v Speaker 1>the sauna. Then we both heard a noise, noticed movement,

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<v Speaker 1>and stared through the layer of steam in front of us.

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<v Speaker 1>A group of men in towels with hot ardawns poking

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<v Speaker 1>in the front, sat grinning at us from the other

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<v Speaker 1>side of the room. One of the men said, I

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<v Speaker 1>think you girls were supposed to go to the private sauna,

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<v Speaker 1>not the public. Oh shit. We got out of there,

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<v Speaker 1>laughing our asses off. Later, wrapped in robes, sitting outside

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<v Speaker 1>with hot drinks and snow falling around us, I stared

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<v Speaker 1>out at the mountains. Well, I said, Joe took a

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<v Speaker 1>sip of her drink. Well, she replied. I shook my head,

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<v Speaker 1>smiling to myself. All those years, I said, all those dates,

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<v Speaker 1>all those men, She added, I winced, don't remind me.

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<v Speaker 1>She laughed, then nudged my arm, so she said casually,

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<v Speaker 1>same plan tonight. I didn't even hesitate. Absolutely, I raise

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<v Speaker 1>my glass, and for the first time in a long time,

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't looking for anything anymore, because with my face

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<v Speaker 1>buried in my best friend's pussy, I'd already found it.

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