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Speaker 1: You're talking earlier in the show about leaving a note
Speaker 1: on someone's car, in that case, having accidentally struck someone
Speaker 1: in a parking lot, do you leave a note or
Speaker 1: do you not? Or yeah? On that there was there
Speaker 1: was a note found on the windshield of a car
Speaker 1: that was in a place you normally don't find cars.
Speaker 1: Where is that Keystone, Colorado on a ski slope.
Speaker 3: Was this a high school? No, it's the middle of
Speaker 3: the school year, so.
Speaker 1: GPS is gone awry. Some poor schlab I guess visiting Keystone, Colorado.
Speaker 1: Had a rental car was following GPS and it took
Speaker 1: them out on the ski slope and they got stuck.
Speaker 1: And I guess it was at a time where there
Speaker 1: weren't anybody out, nobody was out skiing.
Speaker 2: Hey just slapped a note on there saying, hey, cars stuck.
Speaker 1: Simply said, took a wrong turn to the location while
Speaker 1: following GPS. It ended up on the ski hill. Cops
Speaker 1: were able to get a tow truck to the location
Speaker 1: and all the thing out.
Speaker 2: So then he went and called the cops after leaving
Speaker 2: the note.
Speaker 1: I'm guessing, right, I guess.
Speaker 2: Well, where exactly is it on the slope right here?
Speaker 2: See the GPS this is where it took me. I'd
Speaker 2: imagine something tells me, uh, maybe some of those Colorado
Speaker 2: craft beers might have been in the mix.
Speaker 3: I'm not I'm not judging.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying it could be could be some Maybe
Speaker 1: he was Rocky Mountain High could have.
Speaker 3: Oh that's right, because leeds legal there.
Speaker 1: Now, I was thinking, get the car stuck out there
Speaker 1: after hours and then it snows on top of it
Speaker 1: and no one's discovering. The skiers are coming down the
Speaker 1: next New Jump or smack dab in Broadside.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like it's like the person on that Uh,
Speaker 2: it's like the person on that uh that was on
Speaker 2: the what the snowmobile and smacked into the chopping.
Speaker 1: Rent right whatever his name was. Yeah, the actor.
Speaker 3: Well is that what he did?
Speaker 1: I thought?
Speaker 2: He know I'm talking about I'm talking about the snowmobile
Speaker 2: that we had that ran into a chopper A.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that was a big one.
Speaker 3: It was a Blackhawk.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Blackhawk was in the middle of the woods and this
Speaker 2: dude slapped right.
Speaker 3: Into Yeah, on a snowmobile.
Speaker 1: Do you want to recap the previous headlines of the
Speaker 1: week contenders before I give you an additional one for consideration?
Speaker 2: All right, people, we're starting from the get go. I'll
Speaker 2: try to make this quick. Day one of the show.
Speaker 2: First show of ours, twenty twenty five man arrested for
Speaker 2: yelling profanities while wearing a helmet with a sex toy
Speaker 2: on it. Headline in the week I put hlow on
Speaker 2: all of them? Didn't we do two days in a
Speaker 2: row with him?
Speaker 1: I think we've had three so far.
Speaker 2: Okay, we must have missed one this day, So now
Speaker 2: let's go don't say we you're the one who's headline
Speaker 2: of the week. Russia. Fine, Russia finds party goers for
Speaker 2: looking too gay, Yes, that was Russia lines party goers
Speaker 2: for looking too gay.
Speaker 1: Don't look too gay in Russia.
Speaker 2: So we have somebody with a sex toy on their
Speaker 2: on their bike helmet, yelling profanities outside of church. Then
Speaker 2: we have the people looking gay outside of Russia.
Speaker 1: And it was a third.
Speaker 2: One, son of a gun. I't they had to be
Speaker 2: day two. And it just because I remember saying day
Speaker 2: two and two of these.
Speaker 1: In a row. We've got some listeners who take very
Speaker 1: good notes. They may help you out there on the
Speaker 1: toes line, do you want me to go into too low?
Speaker 3: The wrappers shot?
Speaker 2: Uh Man love Pp on a flight prison purse? I
Speaker 2: did we have two in a day? I think that
Speaker 2: you had one one day that you said this could
Speaker 2: be a headline of the week.
Speaker 3: That's what it was.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right? So what am I writing down?
Speaker 3: Because I I do diligent all these days?
Speaker 1: There we go ready opening of pizzeria blocked by town
Speaker 1: officials because local kids are too fat? Opening three? Yuh?
Speaker 2: Can I summarize that blocked? Because I'm just gonna write.
Speaker 1: The local council he isn't gonna grant this pizzeria a
Speaker 1: license to open where they want to because they say
Speaker 1: the local kids they are too fat.
Speaker 3: Fat kid, the.
Speaker 1: Last thing they need is a pizzeria.
Speaker 2: I'm just summarized that pat to the opening of pizzeria
Speaker 2: stopped because of fat kids.
Speaker 3: Let's see this is this is in England.
Speaker 1: Woodi's Pizza was trying to open a new location in
Speaker 1: West Yorkshire, England, and they were shut down by the
Speaker 1: local council that would have had to grant the permit
Speaker 1: for the location to begin.
Speaker 2: Business people at the text line want to vote on
Speaker 2: which headline of the week is the best.
Speaker 1: Well, you've got three of them there. Yeah, the guy
Speaker 1: with the dog or on his like dreams held helmet
Speaker 1: style outside the church yelling profanities.
Speaker 3: Find for looking too gay in Russia.
Speaker 1: Yes, or the opening of the pizzeria blocked by town
Speaker 1: officials because the local kids are too fat.
Speaker 2: Which one would you choes? I think I'd go with
Speaker 2: the fat kids either that, or I think I'd go
Speaker 2: with the two gay thing because it's so ridiculous.
Speaker 1: I think there's somebody out there looking and writing citations.
Speaker 3: For is the gay being too gay?
Speaker 2: Come on, think if you're with your buddies and they go,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, pac got written a citation for look at
Speaker 2: too gay last night?
Speaker 1: Got to bail them out?
Speaker 3: Why am I getting fine?
Speaker 2: This guy's over here out in front of a church
Speaker 2: with us with a dogg or glued to his helmet,
Speaker 2: yellow profanities.
Speaker 3: All right, so get your voted in at two two five.
Speaker 1: Over there just eating pizza with the fat kids.
Speaker 2: Is it the fat pizza kids? The dido on the helmet.
Speaker 2: I know it's eight fifty I'm gay in Russia or
Speaker 2: too gay in Russia? Five two six, I'll tally it
Speaker 2: up at the end, pat. So they're really just not
Speaker 2: gonna let them up with the pizza ach as back kids, that's.
Speaker 1: What it says.
Speaker 3: I mean, there's what introduce the food pyramid. I don't
Speaker 3: think that's out there anymore.
Speaker 1: Finally, there's this why bother with the daily Grind, And
Speaker 1: now you're being looked for these porch pirates. You know,
Speaker 1: it's it's hard to be a porch pirate now with
Speaker 1: everybody having doorbell cameras and people are looking for you now,
Speaker 1: and it she's and with Bob world order in effect.
Speaker 1: It's really it's kind of falling off.
Speaker 3: Oh totally.
Speaker 1: Why do that when you and your three buddies can
Speaker 1: come up with a system where you go to the
Speaker 1: FedEx facility at Fort Lauderdale Hollywood International Airport and just
Speaker 1: steal packages from them.
Speaker 3: Oh, they just cut out the middleman.
Speaker 1: Yes, that would be Datari Francois, Devin Holmes, Devon Holmes.
Speaker 1: I guess they're brother, and then Michael Torrance Coral Springs.
Speaker 1: These guys are all apprehended. Broward County Sheriff's Office report
Speaker 1: says the burglary was happening at the facility. They had
Speaker 1: set up surveillance because this had been going on for
Speaker 1: a few weeks where all these packages were disappearing thousands,
Speaker 1: and it got into the millions of dollars range.
Speaker 3: They made it to millions.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're still on electronics.
Speaker 3: I guess a lot of electronics going through there.
Speaker 1: And they spotted a Dodge Durngo and a Cadillac Escalade
Speaker 1: rolling in with their lights off, kind of creeping around
Speaker 1: the other night. Huh, And sure enough, there they are.
Speaker 1: They were waiting for their opportunity to strike, and they did,
Speaker 1: and they let them load up and then they busted them.
Speaker 2: You notice that right now, I'm kind of like sidetracked.
Speaker 2: I mean, this is great for the but that they're busted.
Speaker 2: But pat I'm sidechecked. Is the amount of texts that
Speaker 2: are coming in for the headline of the week winner. Okay,
Speaker 2: you're ready? Can you can you keep a tally? Just
Speaker 2: like maybe right f for fat kids, I got it,
Speaker 2: just let it rip here.
Speaker 3: There's a lot.
Speaker 2: Fat kids, fat pizza kids for sure, Gay Russia, uh
Speaker 2: gay Russia too gay, too gay in Russia, helmet donger,
Speaker 2: fat kids, dildo on helmet dong helmet, too gay in Russia.
Speaker 2: I can't read this word, but it's the gay for
Speaker 2: being gay, and Russia another one fat kids, too gay
Speaker 2: in Russia, fat kids all day, fat kids, pizza rhya.
Speaker 1: I think we've got gay and Russia leading by two
Speaker 1: votes right now.
Speaker 2: Pizza kids, faty kids two more so two there now
Speaker 2: they're tied.
Speaker 1: Russia being gay all right, Russia leads by one.
Speaker 2: And if I go back up to the top for
Speaker 2: the ones that are still flooding in.
Speaker 1: They're not even faced with the donger on the helmets. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that only gots you vote what does it take to
Speaker 1: get you folks?
Speaker 2: Pat people get and fine for looking too gay Russia,
Speaker 2: and you got Bam Pizza not opening up perk because
Speaker 2: factis the dog.
Speaker 1: Around the heads right. Well, congratulations for too gay in Russia.
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