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<v Speaker 1>Ono, Orlando's rock station one O one one w j

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<v Speaker 1>r R. Hey coming up at nine. Just before you

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<v Speaker 1>say we play, We've got a free event announcement to

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<v Speaker 1>If you say we played tall me about fifteen minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>song you want to hear. There's three of them up there.

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<v Speaker 2>The one with the most votes is played back in nine.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody's winning those tickets for deaf touns. All right, hopefully

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<v Speaker 2>it's you.

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<v Speaker 1>You're talking earlier in the show about leaving a note

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<v Speaker 1>on someone's car, in that case, having accidentally struck someone

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<v Speaker 1>in a parking lot, do you leave a note or

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<v Speaker 1>do you not? Or yeah? On that there was there

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<v Speaker 1>was a note found on the windshield of a car

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<v Speaker 1>that was in a place you normally don't find cars.

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<v Speaker 1>Where is that Keystone, Colorado on a ski slope.

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<v Speaker 3>Was this a high school? No, it's the middle of

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<v Speaker 3>the school year, so.

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<v Speaker 1>GPS is gone awry. Some poor schlab I guess visiting Keystone, Colorado.

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<v Speaker 1>Had a rental car was following GPS and it took

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<v Speaker 1>them out on the ski slope and they got stuck.

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<v Speaker 1>And I guess it was at a time where there

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<v Speaker 1>weren't anybody out, nobody was out skiing.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey just slapped a note on there saying, hey, cars stuck.

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<v Speaker 1>Simply said, took a wrong turn to the location while

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<v Speaker 1>following GPS. It ended up on the ski hill. Cops

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<v Speaker 1>were able to get a tow truck to the location

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<v Speaker 1>and all the thing out.

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<v Speaker 2>So then he went and called the cops after leaving

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<v Speaker 2>the note.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm guessing, right, I guess.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, where exactly is it on the slope right here?

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<v Speaker 2>See the GPS this is where it took me. I'd

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<v Speaker 2>imagine something tells me, uh, maybe some of those Colorado

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<v Speaker 2>craft beers might have been in the mix.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not I'm not judging.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying it could be could be some Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>he was Rocky Mountain High could have.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's right, because leeds legal there.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, I was thinking, get the car stuck out there

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<v Speaker 1>after hours and then it snows on top of it

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<v Speaker 1>and no one's discovering. The skiers are coming down the

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<v Speaker 1>next New Jump or smack dab in Broadside.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's like it's like the person on that Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like the person on that uh that was on

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<v Speaker 2>the what the snowmobile and smacked into the chopping.

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<v Speaker 1>Rent right whatever his name was. Yeah, the actor.

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<v Speaker 3>Well is that what he did?

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<v Speaker 1>I thought?

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<v Speaker 2>He know I'm talking about I'm talking about the snowmobile

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<v Speaker 2>that we had that ran into a chopper A.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah, that was a big one.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a Blackhawk.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Blackhawk was in the middle of the woods and this

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<v Speaker 2>dude slapped right.

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<v Speaker 3>Into Yeah, on a snowmobile.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to recap the previous headlines of the

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<v Speaker 1>week contenders before I give you an additional one for consideration?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, people, we're starting from the get go. I'll

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<v Speaker 2>try to make this quick. Day one of the show.

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<v Speaker 2>First show of ours, twenty twenty five man arrested for

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<v Speaker 2>yelling profanities while wearing a helmet with a sex toy

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<v Speaker 2>on it. Headline in the week I put hlow on

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<v Speaker 2>all of them? Didn't we do two days in a

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<v Speaker 2>row with him?

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<v Speaker 1>I think we've had three so far.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, we must have missed one this day, So now

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<v Speaker 2>let's go don't say we you're the one who's headline

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<v Speaker 2>of the week. Russia. Fine, Russia finds party goers for

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<v Speaker 2>looking too gay, Yes, that was Russia lines party goers

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<v Speaker 2>for looking too gay.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't look too gay in Russia.

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<v Speaker 2>So we have somebody with a sex toy on their

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<v Speaker 2>on their bike helmet, yelling profanities outside of church. Then

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<v Speaker 2>we have the people looking gay outside of Russia.

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<v Speaker 1>And it was a third.

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<v Speaker 2>One, son of a gun. I't they had to be

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<v Speaker 2>day two. And it just because I remember saying day

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<v Speaker 2>two and two of these.

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<v Speaker 1>In a row. We've got some listeners who take very

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<v Speaker 1>good notes. They may help you out there on the

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<v Speaker 1>toes line, do you want me to go into too low?

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<v Speaker 3>The wrappers shot?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh Man love Pp on a flight prison purse? I

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<v Speaker 2>did we have two in a day? I think that

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<v Speaker 2>you had one one day that you said this could

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<v Speaker 2>be a headline of the week.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what it was.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right? So what am I writing down?

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<v Speaker 3>Because I I do diligent all these days?

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<v Speaker 1>There we go ready opening of pizzeria blocked by town

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<v Speaker 1>officials because local kids are too fat? Opening three? Yuh?

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<v Speaker 2>Can I summarize that blocked? Because I'm just gonna write.

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<v Speaker 1>The local council he isn't gonna grant this pizzeria a

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<v Speaker 1>license to open where they want to because they say

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<v Speaker 1>the local kids they are too fat.

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<v Speaker 3>Fat kid, the.

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<v Speaker 1>Last thing they need is a pizzeria.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just summarized that pat to the opening of pizzeria

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<v Speaker 2>stopped because of fat kids.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's see this is this is in England.

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<v Speaker 1>Woodi's Pizza was trying to open a new location in

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<v Speaker 1>West Yorkshire, England, and they were shut down by the

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<v Speaker 1>local council that would have had to grant the permit

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<v Speaker 1>for the location to begin.

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<v Speaker 2>Business people at the text line want to vote on

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<v Speaker 2>which headline of the week is the best.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you've got three of them there. Yeah, the guy

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<v Speaker 1>with the dog or on his like dreams held helmet

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<v Speaker 1>style outside the church yelling profanities.

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<v Speaker 3>Find for looking too gay in Russia.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, or the opening of the pizzeria blocked by town

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<v Speaker 1>officials because the local kids are too fat.

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<v Speaker 2>Which one would you choes? I think I'd go with

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<v Speaker 2>the fat kids either that, or I think I'd go

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<v Speaker 2>with the two gay thing because it's so ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>I think there's somebody out there looking and writing citations.

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<v Speaker 3>For is the gay being too gay?

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, think if you're with your buddies and they go,

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<v Speaker 2>oh yeah, pac got written a citation for look at

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<v Speaker 2>too gay last night?

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<v Speaker 1>Got to bail them out?

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<v Speaker 3>Why am I getting fine?

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<v Speaker 2>This guy's over here out in front of a church

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<v Speaker 2>with us with a dogg or glued to his helmet,

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<v Speaker 2>yellow profanities.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, so get your voted in at two two five.

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<v Speaker 1>Over there just eating pizza with the fat kids.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it the fat pizza kids? The dido on the helmet.

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<v Speaker 2>I know it's eight fifty I'm gay in Russia or

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<v Speaker 2>too gay in Russia? Five two six, I'll tally it

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<v Speaker 2>up at the end, pat. So they're really just not

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<v Speaker 2>gonna let them up with the pizza ach as back kids, that's.

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<v Speaker 1>What it says.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, there's what introduce the food pyramid. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>think that's out there anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Finally, there's this why bother with the daily Grind, And

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<v Speaker 1>now you're being looked for these porch pirates. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's hard to be a porch pirate now with

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<v Speaker 1>everybody having doorbell cameras and people are looking for you now,

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<v Speaker 1>and it she's and with Bob world order in effect.

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<v Speaker 1>It's really it's kind of falling off.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh totally.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do that when you and your three buddies can

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<v Speaker 1>come up with a system where you go to the

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<v Speaker 1>FedEx facility at Fort Lauderdale Hollywood International Airport and just

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<v Speaker 1>steal packages from them.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, they just cut out the middleman.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, that would be Datari Francois, Devin Holmes, Devon Holmes.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess they're brother, and then Michael Torrance Coral Springs.

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<v Speaker 1>These guys are all apprehended. Broward County Sheriff's Office report

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<v Speaker 1>says the burglary was happening at the facility. They had

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<v Speaker 1>set up surveillance because this had been going on for

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<v Speaker 1>a few weeks where all these packages were disappearing thousands,

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<v Speaker 1>and it got into the millions of dollars range.

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<v Speaker 3>They made it to millions.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're still on electronics.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess a lot of electronics going through there.

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<v Speaker 1>And they spotted a Dodge Durngo and a Cadillac Escalade

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<v Speaker 1>rolling in with their lights off, kind of creeping around

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<v Speaker 1>the other night. Huh, And sure enough, there they are.

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<v Speaker 1>They were waiting for their opportunity to strike, and they did,

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<v Speaker 1>and they let them load up and then they busted them.

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<v Speaker 2>You notice that right now, I'm kind of like sidetracked.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, this is great for the but that they're busted.

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<v Speaker 2>But pat I'm sidechecked. Is the amount of texts that

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<v Speaker 2>are coming in for the headline of the week winner. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>you're ready? Can you can you keep a tally? Just

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<v Speaker 2>like maybe right f for fat kids, I got it,

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<v Speaker 2>just let it rip here.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>Fat kids, fat pizza kids for sure, Gay Russia, uh

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<v Speaker 2>gay Russia too gay, too gay in Russia, helmet donger,

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<v Speaker 2>fat kids, dildo on helmet dong helmet, too gay in Russia.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't read this word, but it's the gay for

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<v Speaker 2>being gay, and Russia another one fat kids, too gay

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<v Speaker 2>in Russia, fat kids all day, fat kids, pizza rhya.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we've got gay and Russia leading by two

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<v Speaker 1>votes right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Pizza kids, faty kids two more so two there now

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<v Speaker 2>they're tied.

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<v Speaker 1>Russia being gay all right, Russia leads by one.

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<v Speaker 2>And if I go back up to the top for

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<v Speaker 2>the ones that are still flooding in.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not even faced with the donger on the helmets. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that only gots you vote what does it take to

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<v Speaker 1>get you folks?

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<v Speaker 2>Pat people get and fine for looking too gay Russia,

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<v Speaker 2>and you got Bam Pizza not opening up perk because

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<v Speaker 2>factis the dog.

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<v Speaker 1>Around the heads right. Well, congratulations for too gay in Russia.

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<v Speaker 2>Follow the rock addiction one Song at a Time one

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<v Speaker 2>oh one one

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