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Speaker 1: Oh man, I have to uh go to the movies.

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Oh really, what are you gonna see one of the

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new movies that came out? See replay of Aladdin. I

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love that movie. Dode.

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Speaker 2: The genie in that movie, some would say, is the

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best part of the film.

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Speaker 1: Really, I don't even know what I'll be honest, guys,

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I don't know what a genie is?

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Speaker 2: Well, but what if we type it into the machine

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and the best way to find out is by Ian

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maybe being Let's do it? Yeah, type it in by Okay,

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I'll go in and you get in. Okay, let me

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type in. Too many characters for geenie, but I think

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we got.

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Speaker 3: It all right.

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Speaker 2: And uh, let me get the button.

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Speaker 3: Okay, too many buttons, So you guys need.

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Speaker 1: A lot of buttons. But that's all right. Here we

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go and press it now. Oh hey, let me oh welcome, Hey,

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come on out, come on out, come on out there?

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All right?

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Speaker 3: Okay, hello, why people?

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Speaker 1: Hey, I'm I'm Caleb. This is Brad And who are you?

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Who are you? I'm my magic genie? Can't you tell

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bout how?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Hit the jackpot?

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Speaker 2: Yes, okay, so our friend Ian went into this machine

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and now you're him. But you're a genie and we

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only have a ten minutes. But oh my gosh, can

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you grant wishes?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Can I grant wishes?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Can a frog sniff its own legs when it jumps

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over the moon?

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Speaker 1: I'm assuming? Yeah, yes, that's greg.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, okay, wait, what's your name?

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Speaker 1: Real real quick? What's your name?

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Speaker 2: Sir?

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Speaker 1: I'm the genie called Oh okay, so great? Was there

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a version of that that we could call you? Yeah?

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What can we if we had it? Like? Real simple?

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Just go oh sir? Good, call you, sir, sir. I

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don't appreciate. Where are you from? You sound like you're

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from the battle.

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Speaker 3: From the deepest darkest He's from New Orleans. Nope, I'm

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from a lamp, a genie's lamp.

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Speaker 1: Oh all right, it's a golden lamp.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I would can I request a wish?

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Speaker 1: Amazing? Okay? Do I just thinking? Or do I know?

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You gotta see it out? You only get four and

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a half? I feel where we need more? Get four

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and a half wishes? Okay? Typical? What is a half wish?

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What it is?

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Speaker 3: The typical way we do things is the genie ologyst

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So go ahead, Geniel.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, so I have to say he said, I

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have to say it out loud.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So my fly get four and a half.

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Speaker 3: So just be careful clarifying four and a half total

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between the two of yes.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, we gotta got it. Okay for question, all right,

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my all right.

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Speaker 2: My first wish is that I want a million dollars. Yes,

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that's a good one million, A billion I wish, I wish.

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My official wish is that I wish for one billion dollars.

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Speaker 1: Okay, real quick. The way you got to wish for it.

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You can't just say I wish and then say the thing.

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You gotta say, I wish Genie four billion.

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Speaker 2: You know, whatever it is, your wish, we'll do it

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at the same time. Ready, Oh, we're doing it at

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the same time. Well yeah, three, okay, yeah, I wish Genie.

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Speaker 1: For one billion dollars. Your wishes. Let me take a

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look through. Let me look through this bag bag real quick.

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I got it. It's a Genie bag. Oh, a Genie bag.

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All right? Looking to here.

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Speaker 3: The best I can do is a billion dull hairs,

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which is technically what you asked for. If if you

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were to break it down in the way you got

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said it in the way I'm saying it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Oh okay, I think I know what's happening here.

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Speaker 2: Well, I don't want a billion doll hairs, do you?

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Speaker 1: Oh man, they're everywhere.

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Speaker 3: There's a lot of dollar guard I know we don't

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have much time, So what's your nixt week.

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Speaker 2: It would be crazy to wish for all these doll

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hairs to be going. No, we got to wish for

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something good, right, So I mean, like, okay, okay, let's

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do this. What if it's something that's a little bit

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more specific, right, like, okay, how about this.

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Speaker 1: I I wish a genie.

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Speaker 2: That we all were the owners of a NBA basketball team.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yeah, that way we'll get money. That way,

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we'll watch games. We've got a popcorn popcorn all right,

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that's it? Shout. Oh that was like a free.

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Speaker 3: Yes, it is n b A loaners, which if you guys, unders,

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if you don't understand what that means, you are going

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to be a.

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Speaker 1: Part of the n b A, but be completely loane

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in the locker room.

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Speaker 2: Wait no, no, no, wait, I'm sorry, No, he's saying

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that where.

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Speaker 3: You are NBA loaners meaning you can go to every

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NBA game alone in the locker.

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Speaker 1: Room, so we we don't even get to watch the game.

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Speaker 2: That's but that's not what I said. What I said

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was we want NBA own owner.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I know. What is your next wing? Oh wow? Okay, Caleb.

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Speaker 2: I think what we need to do is maybe we

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need to ask for something not for us and maybe

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something for like the world.

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Speaker 1: Didn't let's just feel like, let's just ask for world peace.

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Speaker 2: I mean, things are tough right now, but the economy

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take it. What about like what about like like everybody

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for has water, like running water or something.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, maybe you use that for your wish. I'm

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just gonna go for world world peace. I wish Genie

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for a world peace. Here we go, and your wish

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is my coming. Go, go, go go.

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Speaker 2: He hasn't even looked at the bag yet.

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Speaker 1: One second, I'm gonna take a step outside of the plants.

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Are we are? I'm sure give me one second?

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Speaker 2: Okay, Caleb, I don't get a Genie bag.

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't, boys, I got a piece of earth.

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It's a wrong.

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Speaker 2: Oh gosh, there this is he's laughing.

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Speaker 1: Just well, now we're just waiting.

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Speaker 2: Maybe this is maybe okay, what this is one and

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a half wishes?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe that.

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Speaker 2: What this is is this is a genie who's just

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honestly can't grant big things.

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Speaker 1: So maybe we need to ask for something that's actually reasonable, right,

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So what so what what if it's something like this?

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Speaker 2: What if I asked for like, Hey, it would be

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really fun right now to have you just wish it.

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Speaker 1: No, but I'm talking to Brad real quick before we wish?

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What if?

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Speaker 2: What if Brad? I? What if what if I asked

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for like the just like a like a P S five.

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What if I was like, hey, that'd be fun. I mean,

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it's out, it's not that difficult. He could have it

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in a bag like Sanna, Ye, let's do it.

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Speaker 1: Let's do it. But so I wish Genie for a

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PS five. Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna be honest.

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Speaker 2: Oh it's not even it's not even looking at that.

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Speaker 1: I am.

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Speaker 3: I am fresh out of PS five, rush out, fresh

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out the last hoogle of moms that got me out.

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Speaker 1: Of the the their time machine asked for the last

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one with time machine. Surprisingly, I am a genie that's

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in you know, Okay.

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Speaker 2: Well, they're all moms, which is I don't know you

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did wish for it?

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Speaker 1: It's now Nolan Boyd, what is your half wish? Whoa

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we just got?

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Speaker 3: Ok okay, how about this? I will I will grant

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you guys. The best I can do is hold on,

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let me look at this bag. Okay, all right? It

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is a like a Nintendo DS missing batteries and the

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screen is broken.

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Speaker 1: Nino DS missing batteries. Well, it's not in the screen.

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He's broken. So it's just completely it's not completely. Take

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that to a bone shop. I'm sorry, what take that

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to a bone shop? And I guarantee they're gonna say.

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Speaker 2: We're not even old enough to go to we we've

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got we've got half a wish and I don't at

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this point. It's it's like absolutely nothing that we asked

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for is gonna come true. So let's you know what, well, okay,

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what if we do this?

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Speaker 1: What if you Caleb tell me? What if we wish

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for more wishes? I mean, as a half wish, it's

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worth a shot. I mean wish Gelie for more wishes?

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Now you boys got it your wishes back? Man?

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Speaker 5: Okay, okay, okay, he's always going to the back.

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Speaker 1: Now all right here it is boys, let me remind

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you this is half a wish.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you said you want more we sh iss bill wish?

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Speaker 6: Why oh we could have half the wishes. W I

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I'm gonna throw in an extra. You boys just got

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yourself a Wii and Nintendo Wii. Hey, well you know

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what we it's broken and it doesn't work. Okay, right,

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this is okay. I think it's absolutely Get in there.

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Speaker 1: Oh why come back? Hello? Wow?

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Speaker 2: Okay, So you remember we said genie you were a genie? Yeah,

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like from Alain Robins exciting?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Was it?

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Speaker 2: Did you guys wish for anything? We wished for so

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many things? Dude, you would have been like yes, But

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turns out the genie was like no, dude, it's crazy.

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Come over here, plug your headphones in and listen to

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this song. Dude, I can't wait to upload this to Spotify.

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It'll explain everything.

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Speaker 1: So much money.

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Speaker 5: Boobs a genie that's ducking reverse. You want treasure, but

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he'll give you a purse. Ask for apples and with

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cheese on toast. He's granting wishes, but he's doing the

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most Ian wants riches, but he gets some ants. Brad

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Christ diamonds now he's wearing plaid pants. He's magical, sure,

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but he's a wild ride. Bob's got confusion, bottle up inside.

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Speaker 4: That's all he gets.

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Speaker 5: Soul dream turns into a tiny shirt.

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Speaker 1: Wishes.

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Speaker 4: Twist this lot.

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Speaker 5: Bogs the genie. Bud he does, doesn't play fair. Brad said,

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fame got a rubber duck. Ian said, cars with God

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a toy truck. They asked for the moon, just a

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glow stick showed Oobs, half efforts, chaos on the road.

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Speaker 1: Boobs slammed Jangles.

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Speaker 5: It's a carnival mess. Twist your words into it. Yest,

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be careful what you wish for, they say, But Oop's

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already ruining your day for that's all you get.

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Speaker 4: The Masian dreams to the kitchen, wishes switch sleep, fill

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the air.

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Speaker 5: Oog's the genie and he doesn't even.

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Speaker 4: Beca's and cats

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Speaker 2: Because