Speaker 1: Oh man, I have to uh go to the movies.
Oh really, what are you gonna see one of the
new movies that came out? See replay of Aladdin. I
love that movie. Dode.
Speaker 2: The genie in that movie, some would say, is the
best part of the film.
Speaker 1: Really, I don't even know what I'll be honest, guys,
I don't know what a genie is?
Speaker 2: Well, but what if we type it into the machine
and the best way to find out is by Ian
maybe being Let's do it? Yeah, type it in by Okay,
I'll go in and you get in. Okay, let me
type in. Too many characters for geenie, but I think
we got.
Speaker 3: It all right.
Speaker 2: And uh, let me get the button.
Speaker 3: Okay, too many buttons, So you guys need.
Speaker 1: A lot of buttons. But that's all right. Here we
go and press it now. Oh hey, let me oh welcome, Hey,
come on out, come on out, come on out there?
All right?
Speaker 3: Okay, hello, why people?
Speaker 1: Hey, I'm I'm Caleb. This is Brad And who are you?
Who are you? I'm my magic genie? Can't you tell
bout how?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Hit the jackpot?
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, so our friend Ian went into this machine
and now you're him. But you're a genie and we
only have a ten minutes. But oh my gosh, can
you grant wishes?
Speaker 1: Oh? Can I grant wishes?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Can a frog sniff its own legs when it jumps
over the moon?
Speaker 1: I'm assuming? Yeah, yes, that's greg.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, okay, wait, what's your name?
Speaker 1: Real real quick? What's your name?
Speaker 2: Sir?
Speaker 1: I'm the genie called Oh okay, so great? Was there
a version of that that we could call you? Yeah?
What can we if we had it? Like? Real simple?
Just go oh sir? Good, call you, sir, sir. I
don't appreciate. Where are you from? You sound like you're
from the battle.
Speaker 3: From the deepest darkest He's from New Orleans. Nope, I'm
from a lamp, a genie's lamp.
Speaker 1: Oh all right, it's a golden lamp.
Speaker 2: Okay, I would can I request a wish?
Speaker 1: Amazing? Okay? Do I just thinking? Or do I know?
You gotta see it out? You only get four and
a half? I feel where we need more? Get four
and a half wishes? Okay? Typical? What is a half wish?
What it is?
Speaker 3: The typical way we do things is the genie ologyst
So go ahead, Geniel.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, so I have to say he said, I
have to say it out loud.
Speaker 1: Okay, So my fly get four and a half.
Speaker 3: So just be careful clarifying four and a half total
between the two of yes.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, we gotta got it. Okay for question, all right,
my all right.
Speaker 2: My first wish is that I want a million dollars. Yes,
that's a good one million, A billion I wish, I wish.
My official wish is that I wish for one billion dollars.
Speaker 1: Okay, real quick. The way you got to wish for it.
You can't just say I wish and then say the thing.
You gotta say, I wish Genie four billion.
Speaker 2: You know, whatever it is, your wish, we'll do it
at the same time. Ready, Oh, we're doing it at
the same time. Well yeah, three, okay, yeah, I wish Genie.
Speaker 1: For one billion dollars. Your wishes. Let me take a
look through. Let me look through this bag bag real quick.
I got it. It's a Genie bag. Oh, a Genie bag.
All right? Looking to here.
Speaker 3: The best I can do is a billion dull hairs,
which is technically what you asked for. If if you
were to break it down in the way you got
said it in the way I'm saying it.
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh okay, I think I know what's happening here.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't want a billion doll hairs, do you?
Speaker 1: Oh man, they're everywhere.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of dollar guard I know we don't
have much time, So what's your nixt week.
Speaker 2: It would be crazy to wish for all these doll
hairs to be going. No, we got to wish for
something good, right, So I mean, like, okay, okay, let's
do this. What if it's something that's a little bit
more specific, right, like, okay, how about this.
Speaker 1: I I wish a genie.
Speaker 2: That we all were the owners of a NBA basketball team.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yeah, that way we'll get money. That way,
we'll watch games. We've got a popcorn popcorn all right,
that's it? Shout. Oh that was like a free.
Speaker 3: Yes, it is n b A loaners, which if you guys, unders,
if you don't understand what that means, you are going
to be a.
Speaker 1: Part of the n b A, but be completely loane
in the locker room.
Speaker 2: Wait no, no, no, wait, I'm sorry, No, he's saying
that where.
Speaker 3: You are NBA loaners meaning you can go to every
NBA game alone in the locker.
Speaker 1: Room, so we we don't even get to watch the game.
Speaker 2: That's but that's not what I said. What I said
was we want NBA own owner.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I know. What is your next wing? Oh wow? Okay, Caleb.
Speaker 2: I think what we need to do is maybe we
need to ask for something not for us and maybe
something for like the world.
Speaker 1: Didn't let's just feel like, let's just ask for world peace.
Speaker 2: I mean, things are tough right now, but the economy
take it. What about like what about like like everybody
for has water, like running water or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, maybe you use that for your wish. I'm
just gonna go for world world peace. I wish Genie
for a world peace. Here we go, and your wish
is my coming. Go, go, go go.
Speaker 2: He hasn't even looked at the bag yet.
Speaker 1: One second, I'm gonna take a step outside of the plants.
Are we are? I'm sure give me one second?
Speaker 2: Okay, Caleb, I don't get a Genie bag.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't, boys, I got a piece of earth.
It's a wrong.
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, there this is he's laughing.
Speaker 1: Just well, now we're just waiting.
Speaker 2: Maybe this is maybe okay, what this is one and
a half wishes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe that.
Speaker 2: What this is is this is a genie who's just
honestly can't grant big things.
Speaker 1: So maybe we need to ask for something that's actually reasonable, right,
So what so what what if it's something like this?
Speaker 2: What if I asked for like, Hey, it would be
really fun right now to have you just wish it.
Speaker 1: No, but I'm talking to Brad real quick before we wish?
What if?
Speaker 2: What if Brad? I? What if what if I asked
for like the just like a like a P S five.
What if I was like, hey, that'd be fun. I mean,
it's out, it's not that difficult. He could have it
in a bag like Sanna, Ye, let's do it.
Speaker 1: Let's do it. But so I wish Genie for a
PS five. Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 2: Oh it's not even it's not even looking at that.
Speaker 1: I am.
Speaker 3: I am fresh out of PS five, rush out, fresh
out the last hoogle of moms that got me out.
Speaker 1: Of the the their time machine asked for the last
one with time machine. Surprisingly, I am a genie that's
in you know, Okay.
Speaker 2: Well, they're all moms, which is I don't know you
did wish for it?
Speaker 1: It's now Nolan Boyd, what is your half wish? Whoa
we just got?
Speaker 3: Ok okay, how about this? I will I will grant
you guys. The best I can do is hold on,
let me look at this bag. Okay, all right? It
is a like a Nintendo DS missing batteries and the
screen is broken.
Speaker 1: Nino DS missing batteries. Well, it's not in the screen.
He's broken. So it's just completely it's not completely. Take
that to a bone shop. I'm sorry, what take that
to a bone shop? And I guarantee they're gonna say.
Speaker 2: We're not even old enough to go to we we've
got we've got half a wish and I don't at
this point. It's it's like absolutely nothing that we asked
for is gonna come true. So let's you know what, well, okay,
what if we do this?
Speaker 1: What if you Caleb tell me? What if we wish
for more wishes? I mean, as a half wish, it's
worth a shot. I mean wish Gelie for more wishes?
Now you boys got it your wishes back? Man?
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, okay, he's always going to the back.
Speaker 1: Now all right here it is boys, let me remind
you this is half a wish.
Speaker 3: Okay, you said you want more we sh iss bill wish?
Speaker 6: Why oh we could have half the wishes. W I
I'm gonna throw in an extra. You boys just got
yourself a Wii and Nintendo Wii. Hey, well you know
what we it's broken and it doesn't work. Okay, right,
this is okay. I think it's absolutely Get in there.
Speaker 1: Oh why come back? Hello? Wow?
Speaker 2: Okay, So you remember we said genie you were a genie? Yeah,
like from Alain Robins exciting?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Was it?
Speaker 2: Did you guys wish for anything? We wished for so
many things? Dude, you would have been like yes, But
turns out the genie was like no, dude, it's crazy.
Come over here, plug your headphones in and listen to
this song. Dude, I can't wait to upload this to Spotify.
It'll explain everything.
Speaker 1: So much money.
Speaker 5: Boobs a genie that's ducking reverse. You want treasure, but
he'll give you a purse. Ask for apples and with
cheese on toast. He's granting wishes, but he's doing the
most Ian wants riches, but he gets some ants. Brad
Christ diamonds now he's wearing plaid pants. He's magical, sure,
but he's a wild ride. Bob's got confusion, bottle up inside.
Speaker 4: That's all he gets.
Speaker 5: Soul dream turns into a tiny shirt.
Speaker 1: Wishes.
Speaker 4: Twist this lot.
Speaker 5: Bogs the genie. Bud he does, doesn't play fair. Brad said,
fame got a rubber duck. Ian said, cars with God
a toy truck. They asked for the moon, just a
glow stick showed Oobs, half efforts, chaos on the road.
Speaker 1: Boobs slammed Jangles.
Speaker 5: It's a carnival mess. Twist your words into it. Yest,
be careful what you wish for, they say, But Oop's
already ruining your day for that's all you get.
Speaker 4: The Masian dreams to the kitchen, wishes switch sleep, fill
the air.
Speaker 5: Oog's the genie and he doesn't even.
Speaker 4: Beca's and cats
Speaker 2: Because