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Speaker 1: Caloroga Shock Media.

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Speaker 2: Hey, I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news, a

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daily briefing on stand up comedy, comedians and the comedy industry.

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So much to get to today and tomorrow and tomorrow

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is going to be very political. Consider yourself quite warned.

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Let's start with Nicky Glazer. Now, last night she hosted

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that Time one hundred most influential people. Think we'll get

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to that over the weekend, but she was also on

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Good Morning America, and I want to start here and

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all let's listen together as we hear all the cool

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get totally sucked out of Nicki Glazer. You can just

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feel it rushing out of here as she talks to

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the folks on Good Morning America. Let's listen. She has

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a new standard special called Good Girl.

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Speaker 3: Some people think I'm bath. I just want to be like, well,

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there's like, you know, this material in the special is

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like it shows you both sides of it of like,

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you know, growing up as a woman, you're just told

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like you need to be a good girl and behave

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and fall in line. And then there's this part of

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me that's always just loved speaking freely and openly and

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saying my truth. But then you know, sometimes that just

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makes people think like, oh, she's naughty, she's bad, you know,

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like even coming on here, they're like, you know, this

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is a PG show, and I'm like, like, you know,

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like they don't know what I'm gonna do because I've

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been bad before, but I can.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, just.

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Speaker 3: Star somewhere's the Sweating bowet.

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Speaker 2: Can we take a look at a PG version clip?

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Speaker 3: Yes, I think we found one.

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Speaker 5: Okay, it was hard, But.

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Speaker 4: What I don't want when I get a facelift is

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anyone being like, that's so sad she did that? Why

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does she do that? And the answer is is because

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it's gonna lead to a better life for me. I'm

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on TV a lot, I'm gonna look amazing, I'm gonna

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get better roles. I'm gonna get paid more for those roles.

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I'm gonna get fire emojis from Kristin Cavaleri, Like it's

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do you know how good it feels to have Boen

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Yang write DIVA with nineteen a's underneath the picture of

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you looks like he just fell asleep on the keyboard

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because I was so slay.

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Speaker 2: I get that once again, so relatable. Oh my god,

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so relatable. Right, I've got more from that whole interview,

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But boy, that does not sit well with me. It

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just it's so forced. Nicki's new special, Good Girl is

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out on Hulu today. Now you know my take on

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the Hulu specials. The Hulu specials, the one you get

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when you're slightly past peak. Prove me wrong down the list,

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tell me the one that doesn't count. Nicki said, I

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couldn't be proud or of my fifth hour special, Good Girl.

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I put everything I had into this hour of material. Luckily,

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for me, so did everyone who worked on it with me.

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I truly saved the best for fifth Good Girl was

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developed and honed over two years on the road. It

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over two hundred and fifty shows, and it was one

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of the best nights of my life to get to

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perform this show for the very last time in my

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hometown of Saint Louis in front of family friends. And

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I already missed these jokes, so I can't wait for

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them to have a second life again. Eddie Murphy was

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honored at the fifty first AFI Life Achievement Awards at

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the Dolby Theater in Los Angeles. A lot of people

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showed up for him. Kevin Hart opened up the tribute

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to Eddie Murphy, saying he's our power, he's our friend,

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and even you white people think he's your friend. And

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he's done a lot to show you he's different. He's

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given us the gift of laughter across generations. Stevie Wonder

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got a standing ovation and said Eddie finds our common

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funny bone and allows us to show how much we're alike.

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We found each other because he would imitate me. On

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Saturday Night Live, he made fun of a blind man

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and he made the world laugh. Stevie then did an

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impression of Eddie's impression of him, which got big laughs

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from the crowd. Chris Rock said that without Eddie, many

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of the people in the audience might not exist. He said,

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like Brendo, you're the first black man, and just be cool,

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to just be yourself. It was just you. Mike Myers

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came out in Shrek makeup and said, I never got

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to work with Charlie Chaplin, I never got to work

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with Alec Guinness, I never got to work with Peter Sellers.

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But is my absolute honor to say and be but

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to tell my kids that I got to work with

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Eddie Murphy. Eddie himself said, I just turned sixty five.

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get this award. Mel Brooks was eighty six when he

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got it. Francis Ford Coppolo was eighty six as well.

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The oldest person ever get up here was Lillian Gish.

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She was ninety two. She was very gracious when she

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came out and got the ward. If you made me

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wait until I was ninety two, I would have come

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out here and said, if everybody Dave Chappelle gave a

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nice speech, this is a little long. I've made a

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Speaker 1: Cultural inside baseball.

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Speaker 6: I know this is true for me.

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Speaker 1: I think this is true for many Black people. Often

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have fear for their heroes. You worry about them because

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so many of our heroes a persecuted or or shot down.

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When I was fourteen years old, Role came out and

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I would go in and would watch it every day

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after school like I was taking a class, like I

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knew somehow this this was something really important in my life.

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Throughout my wife Eddie Man, I kept my hole on you.

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You would the ball I was washing, You would the

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hero that I worried about.

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Speaker 7: Man, when you came up, it looked lonely.

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Speaker 1: It was just by yourself.

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Speaker 7: It was you, It was Michael Jackson, it was Rick James,

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and it was Prince all of whom all home on deceased,

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and somehow, somehow.

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Speaker 1: You survived Tonight. When I came into the theater to

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do this thing, man, I saw a bunch of my

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hero for Saul Martin and our sit here with Robert

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Towns and all these people and for my life, and

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saw you, Chris, and I'm like, man, this is crazy.

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Speaker 4: All the.

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Speaker 2: Sole survivor. As I'll circle back to Dave in a second.

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Bill Burr also got up there also along also edited

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Speaker 6: Reverse diversity, higher for the evening staying at backstage, I'm

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going on after Stevie. Wonderful. This is what I get

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for going over to Hulu. I'll never forget this. Right

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here is my entire comedy Smithsonian Library. I've been watching

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him since day one.

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Speaker 3: Eddie.

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Speaker 6: When I first I want your first album, I didn't

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even know who you were yet the rose behind your

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ear and I had been listening to Richard Pryor and

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I was just like, well, here's another black guy, he

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must be funny too, So I bought it and I

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became a fan. And a lot of people don't know this,

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but I actually saw Eddie on the Raw tour.

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Speaker 8: I was only eighteen years old and I was really

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getting into stand up, but I never thought it could

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be a comedian.

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Speaker 6: It was the day's before the.

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Speaker 8: Internet seemed a million miles away, and I went to

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go see like the Weather Girls opened up, I remember that,

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and I went with my boss from the warehouse and

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and he's like, I gotta get out of here, and

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this shopping. So so, like two weeks before I went

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to see Eddie, I saw Rodney Dangerfield the same place,

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a break Woods Universally Antitheater, and it was an all

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white crowd, which didn't strike me as weird because I'm

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white as hell. And I just sat and I watched him.

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It was all good. And I remember when Eddie did

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his show, I immediately noticed that he was making everybody laugh.

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then it would get stuck with me, and I was thinking, like,

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you know, this guy's he's doing it, he's making everybody laugh.

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If I haven't become a comedian, that's what I'm gonna do.

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So a few years later I become a comedian and

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I'm like, I'm gonna be like I'm gonna go out

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before of a black crow.

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Speaker 9: And I went.

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Speaker 6: Up when I did my thing, and I got off

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stage and I was like, I am.

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Speaker 7: Never gonna do that again.

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Speaker 6: Black people are me. They don't let you get to

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the stage. They already heckle. They are going to have

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a good time with or without you.

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Speaker 2: That is what I learned well.

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Speaker 6: In that education that you gave me, and for me

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as a comedian that I wanted to make everybody laugh.

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You've been such an amazing, amazing inspiration. I totally think

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you're ardably the most talented guy who's ever been in

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this business. I don't think there's anything you can't do,

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and I'm looking forward to more of your work. I

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love you to death. Thank you so much. And who's

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an honor to work me? The brother Charlie Bressing piece,

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good night, Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Enan Thompson said for me personally as someone who grew

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up dreaming about making people laugh. Eddie wasn't just an

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influencious proof, proof that you could come in young, take

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big swings, streuss your voice, and leave a mark the

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last decades. Tracy Morgan said, one of the greatest performers

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ever is going to be playing in a sketch with me.

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we all know, Eddie Murphy does an incredible Tracy Morgan,

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Eddie Murphy did more for red leather outfits and cowboy

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boots than any black man in history. Now, I said,

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I'd circle back to Chappelle. Dave talked about bringing back

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Chappelle's Show recently.

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Speaker 1: I did an interview that made head last because I

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said I was considering doing Chappelle's Show again. And I

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told him, I said, if you'd asked me that a

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year ago, out and say, you.

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Speaker 5: Know, Chappelle's Show was a very difficult.

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Speaker 1: Show to do, but it was one of the greatest

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Speaker 6: And one of the reasons that it was great was

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Speaker 10: Yeah, and I don't do this bit, but.

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Speaker 1: Charlie used to tell us stories all day about your.

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Speaker 10: Ascension fame, and I.

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Speaker 5: Just want you to know, man, every time he mentioned you,

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he always said how cold he was A he man,

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he said, I done, you know, And and Charli met

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the world to everybody on the said A couple of

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weeks ago on when I reached out to Eddie and

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asked him if I could come by and businessman and

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Speaker 6: Through his house.

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Speaker 5: I didn't know it was the day after his sixty

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Speaker 1: What was beautiful His grandkids were outside of playing in

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the pools, laying and laughing like like you know children.

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Speaker 5: Was pure joy.

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Speaker 1: And me and Eddie for the first time talked about

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Charlie since he passed. I hadn't seen him or really

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Speaker 2: And in the midst of the conversation Eddie, Eddie was.

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Speaker 10: The one that said, thing you should do like a

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Speaker 8: Or something like that.

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Speaker 1: And I said, and I said, man, that would be

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tough that your brother, so let it. If I do it, Man,

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do Charlie Parks.

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Speaker 6: And that job away.

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Speaker 2: Can you imagine if Chappelle's show comes back and Eddie

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Murphy is on it, that will be amazing. In other news,

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do a comedy special titled Uncle Stove. He'll tape it

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in Baltimore tonight and tomorrow. That was quick. John Mulaney's

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wrapping up a week in London. The folks at the

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to the previous show Baby Jay, which detailed how mulaney

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had been leading a double life of drug addiction. The

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least blatantly bad on the surface. But after that electric opening,

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the show proper rarely finds topics as fertile, The Times writes,

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even comic greats can lack perspective. That happens here a

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few times. He segues Niffley from a story about a

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son's birthday party at a trampoline park to a routine

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about RFK junior, but even with moments of insider gossip,

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but all goes on too long. He over commits to

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a neat but niche rumination on the way demonic possession

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is handled it in horror films. Likewise, this big finale,

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comparing his terrible but terribly expensive new washer dryer to

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the old machine he grew up with, feels like a

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Reddit post run a mock Yikes. The domestic stuff drags

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after awhile, no matter how powerhouse his performance. Meanwhile, Mullaney

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races too fast over his bigger, less domestic ideas about

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baby boomer entitlement. The crowd, whatever their accents, gave it

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a huge response at the end, but mulaney is a

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wildly gifted comic and this is far from his best show.

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Three stars out of five. John is at the London

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Palladium through tomorrow night.

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Speaker 6: Comedy stock Market.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Burt Reynolds. Now every week on the Comedy

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stock Market, we try and find value, we buy low,

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we sell high, and boy, I really wish I could

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be positive and have some by recommendations for you, but

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nothing is exciting me this week. I actually have some

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cells and we're gonna get political here. Our first sell

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Joe Rogan, and I'll pare them up with THEO Von.

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I'm gonna put them together, especially with THEO I have

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here in my notes. I'll just read you what I

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wrote my notes. And this is the thing about me

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in real life. I have no patience for stupid people.

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And that Theovaughn is out there now, like and we'll

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get into this tomorrow and tomorrow's very political episode. That

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Theovann's out there now, like, gee whiz, I can't believe

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this is all happening. Dude, do you remember who the

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president was before Biden? Come on, man, you can't act

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like you didn't know. And same note on Joe Rogan.

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So I want to sell THEO sell Rogan, and I

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also want to sell Nicki Glazer. I just the coolness

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is just oozing out of her. With all the press

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he's doing right now, she'll have a little bomb. People

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will be like, oh, Nikki's special, It's so funny, but

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the cool is just leaving. So a pretty negative comedy

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stock market will sell Joe Roban, can sell the Ivonn

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and sell Nicki Glazer. I'm behind on a couple of stories.

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I had a pre tape a few episodes during the

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week to accommodate my colin oscoby. The results were good,

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by the way, no issues at all. I encourage you

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to get one. Stay healthy. The preps sucks understatement, the

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klonoscopy itself. The anasthesiolost comes in, you're out one second later.

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to McDonald's and get a two cheeseburger mule. Oh, there

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is nothing better than McDonald's after colonoscopy. Joe Rogan is

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one of the stories have to catch up on. Last weekend,

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he was in the Oval Office with President Trump. Rogan

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stood directly behind the President, who was seated at the desk.

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The President signed an executive order to ease restrictions on

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medical research and treatments using psychedelic drugs. I'll let Joe

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Rogan take it from here.

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Speaker 10: I want to tell everybody how this happened. I sent

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President Trump some information. We have a giganta gopia proplem

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in this country. Obviously, in twenty twenty four, more than

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eighty thousand people died of overdoses, horrible number. And there's

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more than five million people that are addicted to opiates.

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Right now in this country, with one dose survivor gain

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more than eighty percent of people are free of that addiction.

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With two doses, it's more than ninety percent. I sent

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him that information. The text message that came back sounds great.

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Do you want FDA approval, Let's do it, And it

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was literally that quick. These drugs are illegal not because

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they're harmful. They're illegal because of the nineteen seventy Controlled

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Substances Act that was passed by the Richard Dixon administration.

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They did it to target the civil rights movement and

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the anti war movement. It's not because these drugs harm people.

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And for fifty six years we've lived under those terrible conditions.

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We're free of that now. We're free of that now

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thanks to all these people that you see next to me,

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and thanks to President Trump.

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Speaker 2: Now THEO vonn who just sold some of his stock,

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he said this thing I'm about to play. You can

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ask him what he's talking about.

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Speaker 10: Here.

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Speaker 2: I'm not even gonna comment. Here is THEO von talking about.

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I'm not really sure. Here here's THEO.

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Speaker 9: I think that that's what I think.

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Speaker 1: Some people like it.

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Speaker 9: You get so like some people get so powerful or

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like there's a lot of gay folks out there. I

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think that they're they only veer into that or change

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get in a different sexual like things that are outside

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of what would be normal for them. Maybe that because

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they get so much power, you know, like the Romans

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did it, like you know, they say that they did it.

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Or there's people like financial gaze power gays.

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Speaker 6: There's like I've heard that before.

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Speaker 2: Oh really, no financial gays and power.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, they get so rich they can afford to just speak, yeah,

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or like blind gays.

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Speaker 2: Tonight on CNN, it's America Laughs with Matt Friend. Matt Friend,

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known for his impressions of Donald Trump and other political figures,

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headlines a comedy special from Washington, d C. On the

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eve of the White House Corresponds Association Dinner. Those folks

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do not have a comedian hosting this weekend, so normally

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that's a big event on the comedy calendar. No longer.

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Matt Friend said, we are an increasingly divided country and world.

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From my show with CNN, I aim to poke fun

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at everyone and allow room for all to laugh in

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a Johnny Carson spirit. For decades, from Sid Caesar and

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Carson to Norm MacDonald and Bill Maher comedians have helped

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us reflect on public life in America. This is going

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to be a truly fun, unpredictable night of impressions, satsire,

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and surprises, and I can't wait for people to see it.

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Being somewhat familiar with Matt Friend's work, I will be

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shocked if it's unpredictable. Last weekend, during Kill Tony WrestleMania

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in Las Vegas, the Undertaker showed up and dropped Tony

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Hinchcliff with a thunderous choke slam. The wrestling news source

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Your Home for Wrestling News said it didn't stop there.

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As soon as Tony Hinchcliff hit the table, the Undertaker's

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music blasted through the venue and the crowd erupted. Moments later,

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Triple H rushed out, trying to revive Tony Hinchcliff as

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the sea inspiraled into full WWE madness. The wrestling news

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source tells us Kill Tony WrestleMania promised surprises, but no

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one expected it to turn into a dead man ambush,

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complete with a choke slam, interest music, and total chaos

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that left Tony Hinchcliff wiped out. Yeah, that was completely unpredictable.

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Who would have seen that happening at a wrestling event?

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Out on YouTube today Zach Newey Tower's debut special, Twink Death.

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Twin Death delves into towers religious Midwestern upbringing, the slippery

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slope of sobriety and medication, why gay is always a compliment,

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and his deep skepticism of marriage, especially when it comes

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to the questionable return on investment of straight weddings. Twink

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Death on YouTube and that is your comedy news for today.

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Tomorrow very political. I've got some audio from the likes

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of Dave Chappelle, Theo Vaughn, George Lopez. I've got some

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comments from Jimmy Kimmel. I've also got some comments from

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Fox News. So if you don't like the political stuff,

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I will see you Sunday. I just consider yourself warned.

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Everybody else see you tomorrow.