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Speaker 1: Welcome to soft core History.

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Speaker 2: What is up? Welcome back to soft core History. I

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am your host for the week, Rob Fox, joined as

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always by Dan Richester and by popular demand, Gabby Montor

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is back.

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Speaker 3: I need to see those messages.

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Speaker 1: It was just one message.

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Speaker 3: He's just like, yeah, dozens of people were reaching out

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to me.

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Speaker 1: No, I just said you ask, I'll find his name.

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Hold on, keep going.

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Speaker 2: She got We mentioned it last week that she was

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gonna be on this week because she got a d M.

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When the dude was saying ship they need you, girl.

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Speaker 3: I got plenty of messages saying you and Rob are

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just enough.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm aware. I'm aware of the of all those messages.

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Speaker 2: Like a marriage, you know, sometimes you need a third.

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Speaker 3: You're inviting a third into the bedroom.

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Speaker 1: Surly Appalachian.

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Speaker 2: Sur this show is for you, Surly Appalachian. We brought

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Gabby and also special guest, my son, Gabby's child.

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Speaker 1: My four legged sun Pilo is sleeping in my lap.

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Speaker 3: They don't care about dogs, apparently. If we did an

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episode on Balltow a couple of weeks back, one of

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our lowest performance shows. Wait, it wasn't one of ours.

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Speaker 2: Wasn't one of our highest ever Jake's banger History of Pets.

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Speaker 3: You gotta go more broad.

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Speaker 1: I think Jake's are like are like fish albums, Like

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you can just pop something and put it on and

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just like vibes. Yeah, it's the gims.

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Speaker 3: Like when I went to the Sphere to see Deading Company,

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I fell asleep for like forty five minutes. I woke up.

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It was the same song.

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Speaker 4: Wait, didn't get too high?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I got so high.

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Speaker 1: You should have, like Patrick, what did I miss?

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Speaker 3: It was a four hour show.

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Speaker 2: I missed nothing, absolutely nothing. Sound like a great place

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to fall asleep playing in the background.

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Speaker 1: The only thing that's better to fall asleep to is

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golf on TV.

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Speaker 2: It is.

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Speaker 1: I do that ever since it's immaculate, absolutely the best nap.

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If I can't sleep, pop on.

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Speaker 2: A golf Yeah. The ambiance alone makes you feel like

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you're outside you're not. But yeah, I do that, or

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I used to do that a lot.

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Speaker 1: It's it's the best nap, A couch nap with the

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remote in golf TV. Yeah, I don't watch golf, but

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I do when I'm sleeping.

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Speaker 2: But you like the vibes, like the vibes, yeah, like

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you don't give a shit about golf. But I imagine,

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did you ever go to Dolmash play.

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Speaker 1: No, but but you'd enjoy it.

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Speaker 2: You would have enjoyed it.

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Speaker 1: I would go like, VIP, I'm not going to buy

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tickets to like even.

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Speaker 2: Walking around was great. Yeah, I mean it's like, there's

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no like lines for me.

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Speaker 3: You're just drinking out stoors. Yeah, that's all I mean.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, in a place you're normally not welcome at all.

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Speaker 1: I love that.

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Speaker 3: Gentlemen only liddies forbidden.

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Speaker 2: That was the case with the Clubhouse because we used

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to in the early days of TFM. Dylan Chevary, his

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dad was a member there, and we would all go

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hit balls.

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Speaker 3: And they're like, Rob Fox, you're not allowed.

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Speaker 2: Well no, it was no women allowed in the bar,

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in the club bar area or whatever. I said, what

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I said, okay, fair enough, And so we brought a

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girl intern in one time, and of course we had

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to we had to. We had to drink on the

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deck and it was like a hundred fucking degrees and

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I was like, oh, well.

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Speaker 1: Who was trying to fuck her? Was he the enemy?

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He should have put his credit card down.

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Speaker 2: Well, you put it on dad's account. But it was.

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Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, I'm sure everyone else

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was pissed about bringing the intern except for the one

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guy that wanted to fuck her.

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Speaker 3: In context though, yeah, Rob's raised in his hand. Jack Nicholas,

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I didn't, Yeah, would bring his wife on the road,

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and half the time she wasn't allowed on the course

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or like to the clubhouse like you were saying, and

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she would just kind of be driving around in a

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car to watch him through the bushes.

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Speaker 1: She should have gotten a ped like left and got

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a pedicure, go shop, dude, especially, that's so, that's so

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pick me, that's so sad.

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Speaker 2: I'm surprised that more.

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Speaker 3: She apparently was a dead eye too with a gun.

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Speaker 2: Really a little Annie Oakley situation.

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Speaker 3: She h. There's a whole story about her just popping

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like dozens of prairie dogs while they were on their honeymoon.

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I believe what. Yeah, they're on their honeymoon. Why they're

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like the sweetest little animal I know. But they were

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staying on a farm and Jack Nicholas and his wife,

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his newly married bride, we're just popping prairie dogs on

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the Stude's farm.

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Speaker 2: That's really fun. Actually, I have a good history story.

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That's just like that. That's a history story too. I

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forget the name of the Yankees manager when Mickey Mantle

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was there, but uh, Mickey Mannon was like a fucking lunatic,

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like prankster or whatever. And I guess he goes out

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to this farm all the time, and the farmer was

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like eight to hunt on the farm. And the farmer's always.

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Speaker 4: Cool with it.

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Speaker 2: And the farmer's like, hey, Mick. So Mickey, they're like

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in the car and mix like, all RIGHT'M gonna go

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talk to the farmer. I be your back, and he goes. Mick,

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Mickey Mantle goes to the farmer and he and he's like, yeah,

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of course you cannot. And he's like, hey, Mick, I

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hate to ask you to do this, but we got

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this sick cow needs to be put down. So breaks

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my heart to do it. And I don't want the

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kids to kind of know because they love the cow.

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He just go in there and pop it with a

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bat No, with a yeah right.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it'd be just as quick. That's something

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you want the kids to see.

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Speaker 3: The temple right in the sweet spot.

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Speaker 2: I have to learn, boys, let's.

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Speaker 1: See this inglorious Bastard's era, Mickey.

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Speaker 2: Givesn't done and one though, that's the bear Jew needed

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a couple of swings.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're found a couple off.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the problem.

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Speaker 3: You too excited.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: But so Mickey comes back out to the car and

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tells the Yankees manager. He's like, that fucking farmer said no.

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And the manager was like really, and he goes, yeah,

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what we're we gonna do? He's like, I'm gonna go

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into his barn and kill one of his cows. And

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so he's like, all right, Mickey, you gotta do what

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you gotta do. So they go into the barn and

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Mickey's like, yeah, we're gonna get this far armor, and

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he shoots the cow and then he hears another gunshot

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and he turns around and the manager had also shot

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a cow because he was like fuck this farm.

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Speaker 4: No.

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Speaker 2: No, he was like, no, you ready to buy him

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a new cow?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's a good score.

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Speaker 2: Though, Yeah, that's great.

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Speaker 1: He was too down for it. He was too down,

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like you should have got a new manager. Although I

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guess that's that's the cutthroat. That's the cutthroat thing. You want.

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Speaker 2: Anything.

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Speaker 3: Can you imagine though? Your new wife has this skill

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set and she suddenly has this bloodthirst for prairie dogs.

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Speaker 2: They're like, have you ever seen prairie dogs up close? No,

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They're like the most adorable animal in the world. They

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just pop out of the ground and they're like, Hi, Hi,

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I know, they're so cute. And I mean I feel

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like even a twenty two rips.

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Speaker 1: Its face off, like lace shatters it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, even a tiny bullet, Yeah does like a fucking

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what Goldberg's gun would have done to our face.

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Speaker 1: That's a psycho thing. That's that's serial killer behavior.

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Speaker 2: It's a different time.

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Speaker 1: It was a different time.

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Speaker 2: Don't like to judge people by present standards. Maybe killing

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pie dogs just normal.

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Speaker 1: Back then, they didn't have TV. They didn't if if, maybe,

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if they had had a screen, para dogs.

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Speaker 2: Would have been Yeah, there's so much that's that's the thing.

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The increase of screens is really what has decreased violence, the.

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Speaker 1: Crimes animals, probably especially.

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Speaker 2: The crime rate has gone down as the more stuff

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to watch has gone up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, as our attention span has wound down.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, which is why now gen Z kids don't even

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bang or they don't.

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Speaker 1: Do anything fun. Yeah, they don't even drive, they don't leave.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think how many crimes? Like you know, it's like,

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hold on, hold on on, man, let's do the drive

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by in like thirty minutes. Cosby's on.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean. Yeah, I mean it happened.

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There's never gonna be a drive by during the super

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Bowl ever, Like you just it's a cultural event.

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Speaker 2: But if your team loses the super Bowl then it's

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I mean yeah, especially if you're Nagles fan.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, or we win, Yeah, I wouldn't know what losings like.

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Speaker 2: You would do. You lost like two years ago, pretty recently.

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Speaker 3: What have you done formiliately, Kansas City true losers? Anyway?

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Speaker 1: How long has it been since you started the pod?

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Speaker 3: Five years? Five?

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Speaker 1: Holy shit?

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Speaker 2: August twenty twenty, wow, so five year Annie coming up?

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Should we fly Jake out for the five year?

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Speaker 3: That's not even acknowledged. Jake.

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Speaker 1: I think he'll be here in October for the wedding.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, it's October. Yeah yeah,

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he's coming for Christina's him and Katie, you're coming for

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Christina's wedding. Nice, So we'll get to see our boy.

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We'll make him do an episode like when's your flight?

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Speaker 3: I know, Oh it's here. I thought it was in

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South Africa.

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Speaker 1: It's here. There's another one in South Africa, but the

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main ones here for.

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Speaker 3: Doing two weddings. Yeah, sure we can sure.

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Speaker 2: You know those destination weddings are.

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Speaker 3: Talking about it.

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Speaker 1: Nobody would go to South Africa, like, none of their

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friends who could afford that.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, we're getting to into the weeds. Welcome to the show.

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Let's get back on track.

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Speaker 2: Let's go today.

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Speaker 1: What is it?

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Speaker 2: We got a fun today, got a fun topic. We're

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talking about the sort of guy, the sort of Russian

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czar that makes you understand why Russians really didn't like

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their rulers, uh man, but a man who also maybe

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this is why they didn't like him, definitely did the

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sort of shit that any normal dick would do if

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they had unlimited power over a large country, like just

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kind of like just like Dick, and this guy's subjects

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full big dick energy on everyone all the time. We're

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talking about Czar Alexander the Third, the second to last

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Czar of Russia, a powerful man who unfortunately knew exact

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exactly how powerful he was, both politically and and physically.

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This man was a fucking animal. In fact, I'll just

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show you a picture of him before we even keep going,

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because this dude is a fucking giant.

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Speaker 3: He's a cloud boy. What the top of his head

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touching the clouds?

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Speaker 1: Cloud boy? Is that a thing? People say?

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Speaker 3: The Russians had their whole army of cloud boys. They

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had big he.

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Speaker 2: Would have led the cloud He's a cloud man. He

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is a cloud man. They called him the Russian Bear. Yeah,

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he's huge, absolute unit of a dude.

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Speaker 1: Dan could take him.

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Speaker 2: Dan could absolutely not take um.

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Speaker 3: I definitely could. There's no lower body looks a little, uh,

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a little weak.

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Speaker 2: All right, Well, we'll get into it and you can

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you could tell me so. Before we get into all

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of Alexander Shipp we'll talking about some of his hobbies

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and stuff like that. He was just a weird guy

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all around. He was actually not even destined for the throne.

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The man that his brother was supposed to be czar

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but died of tuberculosis or something, and not as a

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child either as like a young adult.

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Speaker 1: Oh so he was. It was his time. He was

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weak right down. He's a pussy.

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Speaker 2: This guy, this guy's kind of rad I'll be honest,

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unless you're a Jew, and we'll get to that. But really,

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that could be anyone in Europe at this time. Really.

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In fact, this man is responsible for Jake being an American.

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Speaker 1: This one's for Jake.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So like his father, Alexander the Third loved hunting, specifically bears,

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and he would go deep into the woods and just

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hunt bears, very much like Robert Barrathy and type of shit.

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Just like I'm going hunting again, just for fun. I'm

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just going out in the.

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Speaker 1: Fucking woods, no screens. You gotta do something.

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Speaker 3: He got got by a hog.

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Speaker 2: He didn't, he never got got uh So. And by

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the way, Russian bears just google Google like Russian bear

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attack on human and see what they do to human

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beings and it is.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they can't do ship to any Dagistani wrestler.

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Speaker 2: What a bear?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? They grow up wrestling? These bears?

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Speaker 2: Do they grow up wrestling?

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Speaker 3: Leans we mentioned most Russian bears are part of a circus.

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Like statistically, I think it's like ninety.

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Speaker 2: Circus bears.

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Speaker 3: They can drive like kind of motorcycles. They could at

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least be in the sidecar.

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Speaker 2: They also.

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Speaker 3: They don't think hoops of fire.

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Speaker 2: They still get bodies though.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they're not getting paid their fair wage.

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Speaker 2: It's a union situation.

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Speaker 3: You just look it up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but apparently Russian bears are less aggressive that they're

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more friendly.

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Speaker 3: Just said that. Yeah, they were weed circus.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's why.

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Speaker 3: They're on a like little beach ball balance in on

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one leg.

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Speaker 2: In one specific hunting incident, Alexander fought a bear with

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his bear hands bear hands. During the hunt. It is

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in Belarus at the time, Alexander insisted on tracking a

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massive bear alone with only a spear to prove that

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he was a tough guy. His guards were like, fuck,

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like this is not a good idea, but we can't

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say no to him.

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Speaker 1: So okay, dude, was not even a backup gun, like truly,

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just a spear.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So his guards set a trap for the bear

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to lure the bear in. The bear charged unexpectedly. Alexander

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was caught off guard and was forced to fight it

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hand to hand and allegedly pinned the bear until his

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guards came and killed it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, stabbed it to death.

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Speaker 3: Was this episode inspired by recent social media It was not.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, there's nothing.

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Speaker 3: How many Alexes could take a gorilla?

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Speaker 2: I think one one on one, one on one. I like,

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I like Alexander's chances. Okay, yeah, so he killed well

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he I guess pinned the bear down while they killed it. Uh.

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This man was insanely strong by all accounts. That bear

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story is only the people there saw it and they

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were like, yo, totally hoop it. So who knows.

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Speaker 3: I'll let you know if he's strong.

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Speaker 2: Okay. He'd entertain guests by taking iron fireplace pokers and

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tying them into knots.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, so he's just been and iron. Yeah

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that's already heated, Dan.

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Speaker 1: And if you look into your seat, we've provided you

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with a yeah rod.

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Speaker 2: He would also I don't even know how this works out,

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but he would flatten the silver coins and also take

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metal plates and just crush them like paper in his hands.

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And there were witnesses.

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Speaker 3: I used to do that at like the zoo, where

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you throw the quarter in and it just makes it

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more wide. Oh yeah, well you just kind of turn it.

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Speaker 2: Just a waste of twenty five cents.

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Speaker 3: Turns it into like a necklace medallion.

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Speaker 2: I yeah that you can just poke a hole in

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and be like, I'm good with money now it's just wide. Yeah, look,

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go good with money.

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Speaker 3: I am.

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Speaker 2: I just wasted some of it. At a formal dinner,

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Alexander allegedly he was having some kind of conversation turned

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argument with another noble about how autonomous Poland should be

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because they ruled Poland at the time, and he got

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frustrated and was because he was like, no, fuck Poland,

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like they need to speak Russian, fuck the Polish culture everything.

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He got frustrated with the argument and was just like,

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just to end the argument, was like I'm right, And

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he grabbed a solid silver serving tray and crumpled it

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into a ball with his bare hands and threw it

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across the room.

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Speaker 1: Is this a comment on his strength or a comment

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on the weak craftsmanship of Russian metal workers.

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Speaker 2: Look, you're not gonna get an argument out of me.

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In fact, weak Russian craftsmanship plays a big role later

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in the tail, as old as time.

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Speaker 1: It's like, oh it's silver, it's like foil.

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Speaker 3: We've made Russia big bed boogie man forever dude, they've

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been incompetent, but there shit sucks. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

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They rush us up.

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Speaker 1: They're like, yeah, by America.

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Speaker 3: They're not even remotely close to our level.

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Speaker 2: They're a complete joke. I want to say one of

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my I had a history teacher in high school.

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Speaker 3: But Nick wasn't even real.

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Speaker 2: Honestly, stay woe buy it, wouldn't They didn't even get

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the good Nazi scientists. No, they didn't put anything.

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Speaker 3: In that was fake news to get NASA more funded.

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That's it with an op to get NASA that you

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know what.

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Speaker 2: That's the type of conspiracy where I'm like, I don't know,

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but I'll maybe there's no stakes to that, so I'll

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swipe my card on that. I'll buy hundred percent. I'll

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buy that just for ships and gigs.

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Speaker 3: Did they ever get to the moon?

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Speaker 2: Nope, still happen to get close. No one else has.

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No one else has.

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Speaker 3: Indians that in the sixties, India just went.

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Speaker 2: Not with a person, Yeah, what do you consider an

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Indian and could No one won't even be mad at

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them if they just sent a rocket like it was

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one of their trains with people on the outside of it.

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Speaker 1: People running to jump.

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Speaker 2: On Yeah yeah, yeah, and it just lands and no

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one would be like, well that's India.

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Speaker 3: They would survive.

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Speaker 2: They probably would.

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Speaker 1: There's definitely a few deaths on the way. There's some

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people that fall out.

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Speaker 3: They don't even care about this life anyway, They're on

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the next life.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is just this one sucks.

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Speaker 3: This is a this is a bus stout for them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, how are more of them not just checking out?

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Speaker 3: Like I want to come back to something.

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Speaker 1: Else, right, I feel like, but then if you kill yoursel,

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if you die on purpose, then you come back with

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something worse.

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Speaker 3: Become a like a fucking bug. Yeah, I guess turning

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into metamorphis so.

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Speaker 2: You'll just get killed again, probably very quickly.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Then it's another It's it's sort of keeps getting worse long.

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How can you even live a bad life as a bug.

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That's where I want to know.

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Speaker 3: Well, you don't know how bugs live, but.

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Speaker 2: Maybe they get demoted to just like an animal right below,

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Like they get to be an elephant, like you lost

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human privileges.

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Speaker 1: I'd like to go I'd like to go fish. I'd

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like to do my next life underwater. I feel like

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some sort of fish.

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Speaker 2: Or that's terrifying. It's gonna be but it's so cool.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, rup be at octopus.

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Speaker 2: That'd be awesome, that'd be sweet.

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Speaker 3: What about a platypus.

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Speaker 1: I want to go deep in the ocean though, Like,

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I want to see what's down there.

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Speaker 2: You know, you need to know.

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Speaker 1: I just want to know.

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Speaker 2: Just start dating James Cameron, get in that sub.

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Speaker 1: I would, because you know what, if you do die,

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it's so fast and you're famous forever.

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Speaker 2: It's true. Yeah, those those Titanic people died like so quick.

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Speaker 3: That's the thing.

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Speaker 1: I would hate to die slow, even if it's old.

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Speaker 3: Jimmy knows this ship.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Jimmy, Jimmy. Jimmy's fine because Jimmy has real something.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna suffer from the Bend's hardcore.

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Speaker 2: I don't like scuba diving.

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Speaker 3: I don't like the ocean that much like deep deep

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ocean the beach.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I would honestly never take a deep sea fishing trip. Really,

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I get I get motions easily. I just I don't

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want to be out in the middle of the ocean.

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Speaker 3: I'm revoking you of your hat, you nerd. Take off

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your hat. Why I think it's sickness. I do get

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motions from a fucking boat.

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Speaker 2: Take my head off. I'll show this fucking head of

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hair again for another. The hat, I don't give a fuck.

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I'm keeping the hat. Hat's mine, sir. You don't get

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just touched the hat.

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Speaker 3: Hats off, Hats off to you.

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Speaker 2: He would also Alexander would also at dinner just like

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snap forks and ship in half, just to show off,

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just so.

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Speaker 1: He's so toxic. He's so fucking roided out. He breaking.

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Speaker 2: He was a big it's not impressive, show annoying with

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his strength.

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Speaker 1: It's just annoying.

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Speaker 2: And I think it's because it's like snapping a twig.

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He didn't really have a great personality. You don't say

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one story recounts him to impress.

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Speaker 3: When are you talking about true alphas have the best personalities.

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Speaker 1: That's their only personality.

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Speaker 3: It's just breaking just how alpha they are. Yeah, yeah,

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that's true.

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Speaker 2: Was white personality, A pretty much wolves dominant fucking guy

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you ever met.

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Speaker 1: He's punching holes in the wall.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll told like it is. I'm just fucking just

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fucking hard. I'm just I'm a fucking man.

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Speaker 3: You know, sounds like you guys are jealous?

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Speaker 2: What you are? You are?

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Speaker 3: You?

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Speaker 2: Are you alphating us?

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Speaker 3: No? I'm just in general.

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Speaker 1: Now you're on his team. You keep switching sides.

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Speaker 3: I'm here to listen to a case and make my

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judgment at the end.

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Speaker 2: Okay, good jour. Are you gonna twelve angry met us?

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Like if we've made up our minds when you argue

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until we've remade our.

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Speaker 1: Minds up, probably it seems like a Dan Moss.

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Speaker 3: Are you asking if there's twelve angry men in my mind? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, how many voices?

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Speaker 3: Are only seven? Okay, we can handle it. So at

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least you know there's no chance of a tie.

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Speaker 2: And that's that's smart. There really shouldn't be twelve, Jersey shure,

474
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there should be eleven.

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Speaker 3: Granted they all have to agree, right, that's the whole thing.

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Speaker 2: It depends on the case, depends on the case.

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Speaker 3: I want to know to never been called the Jerry

478
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duty because I oh, I have I'm not registered to vote.

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Speaker 2: I need to fucking answer that in like the next

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two weeks.

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Speaker 3: Just ignore it. I hope it's it goes away.

482
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Speaker 1: Mine got canceled. I had George, I was excited for

483
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Durdy Dody and it got canceled. Where's might get canceled?

484
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Speaker 2: Maybe I'll get time.

485
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Speaker 3: Do you have nothing else going on with your life?

486
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Speaker 1: I was unemployed, so I didn't.

487
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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, why not get I just.

488
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Speaker 1: Seem like an interesting, like something I don't know.

489
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Speaker 2: Do it for the bit, do it for the story.

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And what if it's a sweet case.

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Speaker 1: What if it's like murder, What if it's the rainy

492
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street ripper.

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Speaker 3: What if it's just like financial fraud?

494
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Speaker 2: I would be like, h just kid.

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Speaker 1: Then he's guilty, just kidding.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, he's just cheating on his taxes.

497
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Speaker 2: I would be like innocent.

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Speaker 1: It depending on if I liked him or not.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, at that point, it'll just be how charming he was,

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and it's mostly he I feel.

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Speaker 1: Like in that scenario, but I think it'd be I

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think I could have fun manipulating the other jurors, like

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I think the the.

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Speaker 3: Dynamic, you would fall in line.

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Speaker 1: So real dynamic. No, I don't think so.

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Speaker 3: You're not travel all right.

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Speaker 1: I don't think that's you're agreeing with. I have soft power.

508
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It's a soft power. I'm not bending forks in half,

509
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but I'm changing minds.

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Speaker 2: I would the case would be totally dependent for me

511
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on how much I cared about it. If I didn't care,

512
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I would probably just go along with what everyone else did. Yeah,

513
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it'd be like, whatever's get out of here, Fuck this guy.

514
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Speaker 3: Let's go get lunch.

515
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Speaker 2: It's always there's you don't get good lunch, they don't

516
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give you good food.

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Speaker 3: Apparently that's a pretty good indicator of how the economy

518
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is doing. Right. Lunches, No, no, just lunch in general.

519
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How many people are going out oh for work? Yeah, yeah,

520
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apparently lunches, packing lunches. Yeah, Oh, lunch culture is dying.

521
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Speaker 1: I mean because to sit in a restaurant for lunch

522
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during the work week, it's like it's annoying.

523
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Speaker 3: I wor just trying to eat right now? Minimum twenty bucks. Yeah,

524
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like you're at least.

525
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Speaker 1: For a salad and a water bending it's a Jackson.

526
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There's just never been anything less than a twenty dollars salad.

527
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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, because you're also not going to go out

528
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to launch at like Chick fil A with your coworkers, Like,

529
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you're going to go somewhere that forces you to pad

530
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maybe grab a beer minimum twenty dollars.

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Speaker 1: I love a naughty lunch. You don't have to. I

532
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love and we used to call them naughty lunches. Advertising

533
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we drink a lot. I'd go to lunch on Friday,

534
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and then I had don draper dude. Literally, one time

535
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I had to do a conference call and like to

536
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dial it, I had to have one eye.

537
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Speaker 2: Open, fucked up, did you get it?

538
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Speaker 1: One? I had two Mexican martinis, that's all, and not

539
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a lot of not a lot of food.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that'll do it for those who are unaware of

541
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Mexican martini. I think two is the limit they're allowed

542
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to serve you. Yeah, they won't give you more than two.

543
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Speaker 1: They will leave the shaker.

544
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Speaker 4: Yeah.

545
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Speaker 3: There was like a sweet three week period where Grandex

546
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was kind of incentivizing us. Not really, but they were

547
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kind of encouraging us to drink it work, to drink

548
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at work so we'd be more creative.

549
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Speaker 1: Oh that's that sounds very Grandex.

550
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Speaker 3: And then and then our HR guy was like.

551
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Speaker 1: Hey, why would that start, dude?

552
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Speaker 2: After lunch?

553
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Speaker 3: Basically, yeah, they're like a game.

554
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Speaker 1: At like ten, Oh my god.

555
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Speaker 2: And then of.

556
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Speaker 3: Course boush we had the breath breathalyzer race and after

557
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that allowed to drink a job on the job. That's

558
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not true.

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Speaker 2: I definitely drank all the job.

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Speaker 3: But HR was very much like, hey, this is a

561
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terrible that was for content.

562
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Speaker 1: It's for content. Insurance should cover it.

563
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Speaker 2: We all ubert home. I think I think I don't remember.

564
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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure not everyone did.

565
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fine.

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Speaker 3: They wouldn't even let Boush drink the whole cup of

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cane sauce.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I was gonna get my whole paycheck if he

569
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could drink it without puking.

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Speaker 3: It was like a forty eight ounce.

571
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Speaker 2: It was like a soda cup of cane sauce.

572
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Speaker 3: Apparently he would have like sodium poison it.

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Speaker 2: I think we did the I was like I could

574
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do like I don't know, no, no, for whatever reason,

575
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we order raising canes for lunch, and the order was

576
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so big They're like fuck it, and they just put

577
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the cane sauce in one big soda Cuscuse.

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Speaker 1: I could maybe do like a pint for a few

579
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thousand dollars, I would do. I would do a pint

580
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for your paycheck for who'd you.

581
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Speaker 2: Do a pint?

582
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Speaker 1: I think I could.

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Speaker 2: I think you puken. You gotta hold it down for

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some moment I.

585
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Speaker 1: Can swallow back some puke.

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Speaker 2: That's fair.

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Speaker 1: Listen, you get to be a woman in her thirties

588
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without having swallowed some puke.

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Speaker 2: Don't drink Mexic Martinez and launch without knowing.

590
00:25:17,839 --> 00:25:23,279
Speaker 1: But that no one how to swallow back a risky burp. Anyways,

591
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tell us about this.

592
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Speaker 2: So he used his strength a lot as a personality point,

593
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because he didn't he was just an awkward guy. So

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he married a Danish, the Danish princess, and we'll get

595
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more in on that in a second. And when he

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met his relative, her relatives, her like parents and shit,

597
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he like kind of didn't know what to do, and

598
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he was like, uh, okay, I'll do this, and he

599
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:49,640
just started lifting super heavy deck furniture over his head.

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Speaker 1: He sounds.

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Speaker 3: So that's pretty cool.

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Speaker 1: Dan is too.

603
00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:59,759
Speaker 3: I mean, you know, if you're getting nervous meeting the

604
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parents and everything, yea, just pop out some push ups.

605
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Maybe just pull the parents who, by.

606
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Speaker 2: The way, or the King and Queen fucking Denmark.

607
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Speaker 3: That's a stressful.

608
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Speaker 1: Situation, like we have made a grave mistake giving this

609
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man our daughter.

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Speaker 3: You just get a pull up bar, start knocking out,

611
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you know, sets of twelve It's.

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Speaker 2: What's funny is it almost certainly didn't impress them, especially

613
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because certainly, really even up to that time, the Russians

614
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were like begrudgingly accepted as a powerful.

615
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Speaker 1: Europe But everyone still thinks they're tacky and gross.

616
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Speaker 2: Yes, and Russia is like the backwater that, like we

617
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don't want to acknowledge them, but they're just so big

618
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and powerful, and the.

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Speaker 1: Denmark is Denmark is poor right now, so they need

620
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the money.

621
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Speaker 2: It was a good political move.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I mean the States back Remember Peter was

623
00:26:45,799 --> 00:26:49,359
trying to clean up Russia. Yeah, He's like, no more beards,

624
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:51,160
we need to be clean the.

625
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:56,759
Speaker 2: Fucking yeah, filthy motherfuckers. But they kept that basically until

626
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the present. Honestly, people are like, yeah, Russians are fucking

627
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:02,480
barely European, dude, Like, we don't even like them.

628
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:03,680
Speaker 1: They're Russia.

629
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:10,279
Speaker 3: Like their attitudes are very just unimpressed at everything.

630
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:12,200
Speaker 2: They don't like anything.

631
00:27:12,599 --> 00:27:13,160
Speaker 3: I like that.

632
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:15,680
Speaker 2: They I know, yeah, you vibe there.

633
00:27:15,839 --> 00:27:17,799
Speaker 1: I feel like you would vibe with Russia.

634
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:21,000
Speaker 2: Yeah they really, Yeah, they don't like there because life

635
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:25,319
is such ass over there that they're just like this

636
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:29,400
is good. Nothing is good. There's no such thing as

637
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:29,960
a good thing.

638
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:35,960
Speaker 1: But Russian women are crazy, Like I'm on, I've seen

639
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:39,400
a few tiktoks of like what how Russian women describe

640
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:42,400
dating American men, and they're like they are all pussies

641
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:45,160
and they are all they they honk at meat to

642
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:48,359
come out from house instead of bring me two dozen

643
00:27:48,519 --> 00:27:51,839
roses and you and you drive a Honda like they

644
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:54,680
just are so like they're very they like a certain.

645
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:56,920
Speaker 3: Level of Americans boys.

646
00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:59,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, they like and they are weak and their hands

647
00:27:59,279 --> 00:28:03,799
are soft like they just I mean, it's obviously big generalization.

648
00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:06,599
Speaker 2: But go back to fucking Russia. Then the hard motherfuckers

649
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:07,519
the reason you're here.

650
00:28:07,759 --> 00:28:10,119
Speaker 1: It's like they're all they're all competing to be like

651
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:14,160
some NFL linebackers, second wife. That's what that's their type.

652
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:16,359
Speaker 2: I mean if it's like a Miami Russian. They're not

653
00:28:16,519 --> 00:28:20,880
here for normal men, no, like they're here.

654
00:28:20,759 --> 00:28:21,920
Speaker 3: For a gun runners.

655
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:22,440
Speaker 4: Yeah.

656
00:28:22,559 --> 00:28:27,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, a very specific type of man working in sanitation.

657
00:28:28,359 --> 00:28:30,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's that type of it's that type of guy.

658
00:28:32,039 --> 00:28:36,680
So Alexander marries the Danish princess. However, her name is

659
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Dagmar I guess, which is a name plus. However, he

660
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:44,440
was not intended to marry her because he had not

661
00:28:44,519 --> 00:28:50,039
been intended for the throne. His brother was originally engaged

662
00:28:50,079 --> 00:28:54,480
to her, but he died oh meningitis in eighteen sixty five,

663
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:58,599
and on his deathbed, his brother Nicholas was like, you

664
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have to marry her. You should marry or you're gonna

665
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:06,720
be a Those aren't waiting now. Uh, it's good politics,

666
00:29:06,759 --> 00:29:11,039
Like you need to marry her, so Alexander.

667
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:14,200
Speaker 3: Well, power is only given to those who lower themselves

668
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:14,799
to pick it up.

669
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Speaker 2: Alexander like a piece of deck furniture, bent over and

670
00:29:20,319 --> 00:29:21,319
lifted that ship.

671
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:25,839
Speaker 3: Lifted there from the legs straight into royal marriage.

672
00:29:26,279 --> 00:29:32,640
Speaker 2: Pretty much so Alexander again, shy, awkward guy who has

673
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:35,480
to do these feats of physical strength to express himself.

674
00:29:36,519 --> 00:29:39,759
But you can't, I guess, do that when talking to

675
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a woman or proposing to a woman.

676
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Speaker 3: Does he have like a twirly mustache?

677
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:47,279
Speaker 2: Uh? He does, actually, yeah, I believe on that.

678
00:29:47,319 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 3: Bald head strong man.

679
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:54,000
Speaker 2: No, he actually does look like an old timey strong man.

680
00:29:54,799 --> 00:29:59,240
Here's just his face yep, yep. Probably could shave the

681
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:02,039
whole head. Yeah, he probably should have just gone full shave.

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But it's fine, real quick for you do some ads

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688
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you are a handsome muscley man. I don't like Alexander

689
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the third I.

690
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,839
Speaker 3: Was gonna say, I bet Xander wished he'd had this app.

691
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:31,519
Speaker 2: Wishes he could track his deck furniture games. What do

692
00:30:31,559 --> 00:30:33,240
you what do you like about footbod.

693
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Speaker 3: Well, they would have been able to give Alexander a

694
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:39,880
workout for the equipment he had, so that furniture did

695
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play previously mentioned. Yeah, yeah, it's gonna kind of devise

696
00:30:42,839 --> 00:30:43,920
an entire plan around that.

697
00:30:44,039 --> 00:30:45,799
Speaker 2: How many uh, what kind of what kind of games

698
00:30:45,839 --> 00:30:48,519
do you think you get from bending iron rods?

699
00:30:48,559 --> 00:30:52,839
Speaker 3: Significant? Yeah, yeah, you're really testing your own mite and

700
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will it you?

701
00:30:53,599 --> 00:30:55,880
Speaker 2: What are you? You're working your forearms probably a lot.

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Speaker 3: You're You're just gonna go into exhaustion and which is

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how you kind of get Yeah.

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Speaker 2: And fitbod will tell you, Hey, you worked your farms yesterday.

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You bent three iron rods to to you know, have

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a total failure. Yeah, tell that French guy that he

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was wrong. So today you need to what tell people

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how high you can leap to work your legs. And

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fitbod would have tracked that for Alexander because that's what

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fitbod does. It's like and by the way, had fitbod

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existed back then, it would have told Alexander the correct

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form which you would want to use to bend iron

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fire pokers. Because one of the great things about fipbod

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whether it's leg day or you know arm day, well

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back day, whatever, I don't know, I only go running,

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but whatever whatever you need, even if you're just me

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and you're just like I go running and maybe do

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a pushup every once in a while. fIF I could

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do that. Well, we'll tell you workouts that way too.

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Speaker 3: Even if you kill you to do a push up,

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I think you need to do it.

731
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Speaker 2: I could do twenty push ups right now, do thirty.

732
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I could do thirty.

733
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Speaker 3: I don't think you could.

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Speaker 2: That's my ceiling. Ceilings thirty absolutely for the rest.

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Speaker 3: Of the ad. Just do thirty push ups.

736
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Speaker 2: Count it down, okay, and I'll just do You mean

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to put the mic down by my face?

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Speaker 3: No, No, I'll just count them as you knock it

739
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out real quick. Are you gonna this is the ad?

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Speaker 2: Now? Okay, I'll do it. I'll do thirty push ups

741
00:32:42,319 --> 00:32:43,319
as you talk about Fitbob.

742
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Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, so fitbod fantastic personal trainer in your pocket.

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I love it. Here's Rob one two, three, four, five, six,

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You're starting to struggle thirteen fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen nineteen,

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on his knees, three, four, five, six, seven eight nine

748
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he's going for thirty. Oh, look at his face. It's

749
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so red. It's so red. He's never worked out that

750
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hard in his life.

751
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Speaker 4: That thirty dickhead.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna plug that into fitbod right now. Go to

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Speaker 3: That's what the people wanted. Really stay for the ads.

757
00:33:47,519 --> 00:33:48,759
That really fucking happened.

758
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:54,960
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm so dead. Back to the show he was.

759
00:33:55,079 --> 00:33:56,359
He wasn't excited about this.

760
00:33:56,319 --> 00:33:58,119
Speaker 3: Because how many single ets did he own.

761
00:33:58,759 --> 00:34:03,039
Speaker 2: You gotta think on every uniform he's wearing in a photo,

762
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:06,799
there's a singlet underneath it, ready for action.

763
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:09,039
Speaker 1: Preferred at leisure.

764
00:34:09,079 --> 00:34:11,800
Speaker 2: I certainly slept in the singlet, ready to pop up

765
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:12,840
and wrestle any assassin.

766
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:14,320
Speaker 3: The package is fully out.

767
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:20,239
Speaker 2: Oh absolutely, like yeah, hog right there. But you do

768
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:22,880
wonder how often in a cold Russian winter it was.

769
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Speaker 3: You gotta stuff? It was three a cool you gotta stuff.

770
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:29,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I told you about the fucking guy saw it.

771
00:34:29,559 --> 00:34:33,599
You know, Thinkery the Children's museum. Hit the fucking thinkery

772
00:34:33,679 --> 00:34:35,920
with my kids, and this guy.

773
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:37,880
Speaker 3: Was there wearing he was hanging down.

774
00:34:38,639 --> 00:34:40,760
Speaker 2: He was doing the opposite you know how like if

775
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:43,239
a guy's dick is so big through his sweatpants and something,

776
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:45,960
it's like you just keep like being like, whoa, that

777
00:34:46,159 --> 00:34:51,320
is unbelievable. Uh, this guy's dick was so fucking small?

778
00:34:51,639 --> 00:34:53,760
Speaker 1: How small was it?

779
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:56,480
Speaker 2: It was just like you could see acorn poking out

780
00:34:56,519 --> 00:34:58,159
and it was clearly like there was no droop to

781
00:34:58,239 --> 00:34:59,480
it like it was.

782
00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:01,679
Speaker 3: I it's kept like you're talking.

783
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:05,239
Speaker 1: About another man, like baby carrot hard a father, Yeah.

784
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:08,760
Speaker 2: Another father, another father. Absolutely. I just kept looking. I

785
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:09,480
couldn't look away.

786
00:35:09,639 --> 00:35:10,519
Speaker 1: Was it elon Musk?

787
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:11,360
Speaker 3: It was not.

788
00:35:11,679 --> 00:35:16,480
Speaker 2: It was a random, random gentleman who was showing the

789
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:22,119
entire museum full of children his tiny, tiny penis.

790
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:23,000
Speaker 3: Was it cold out?

791
00:35:23,639 --> 00:35:24,639
Speaker 2: No? It's odd.

792
00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:28,079
Speaker 1: Do you do if you're like, as a man, do

793
00:35:28,159 --> 00:35:30,440
you know anyone personally that has a really small dick?

794
00:35:31,159 --> 00:35:32,880
They've probably never opened up to you about it.

795
00:35:33,599 --> 00:35:37,480
Speaker 2: I mean I've seen a fair amount of other guys.

796
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:41,159
Speaker 1: Small micro oh like this hard?

797
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 2: Yeah?

798
00:35:43,079 --> 00:35:43,639
Speaker 3: Does that agree?

799
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:44,119
Speaker 1: This hard?

800
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:44,480
Speaker 2: Yes?

801
00:35:44,559 --> 00:35:44,960
Speaker 1: It does?

802
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:48,440
Speaker 2: It does? I think a girl because.

803
00:35:48,519 --> 00:35:51,119
Speaker 1: Child's dick is bigger than a girl's.

804
00:35:51,079 --> 00:35:52,320
Speaker 2: A girl I did in college.

805
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:55,000
Speaker 3: How many have you come across one?

806
00:35:55,119 --> 00:35:58,119
Speaker 1: And I don't think it was technically it was. It

807
00:35:58,159 --> 00:35:59,079
was just unimpressive.

808
00:35:59,119 --> 00:35:59,920
Speaker 3: It could have been a joke.

809
00:36:00,079 --> 00:36:01,119
Speaker 1: It was just unimpressive.

810
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:03,039
Speaker 2: What do you mean it was a It wasn't a joke.

811
00:36:03,119 --> 00:36:03,920
She was playing with it.

812
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,599
Speaker 1: No, yeah, and it was it was rock hard, but it.

813
00:36:06,559 --> 00:36:10,079
Speaker 2: Was unimpressive, not even like a hockey puck situation. Just

814
00:36:10,119 --> 00:36:11,960
I mean no girth, no, no length.

815
00:36:12,599 --> 00:36:15,880
Speaker 1: It was like maybe a little bit longer than my

816
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:18,320
middle finger and like a little bit girthier, but like

817
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:20,360
it was like a little bit girth like it was

818
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:22,880
like this, like it was like my fingers like I

819
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:25,440
was touching my own pinky through his dick, so like a.

820
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:28,039
Speaker 3: Number two pencil just kind of sharpened down.

821
00:36:28,199 --> 00:36:32,719
Speaker 1: Like a clump of pencils, but not much like three pencils,

822
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:34,119
three to four pencils.

823
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:35,000
Speaker 2: It's not great.

824
00:36:35,119 --> 00:36:35,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely not.

825
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:42,360
Speaker 2: And also not long. Yeah yeah yeah see I've like

826
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,880
in the fraternity house saw playing a dick, but like

827
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:45,880
they were all pretty normal.

828
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:49,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they're like mostly soft.

829
00:36:49,119 --> 00:36:51,079
Speaker 2: Mostly like probably forty percent off.

830
00:36:51,559 --> 00:36:53,960
Speaker 1: How many dicks have you seen hard in real life?

831
00:36:54,159 --> 00:36:54,599
Both of you?

832
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:58,000
Speaker 2: Besides your I've actually never seen never seen it in

833
00:36:58,039 --> 00:37:01,960
real life. My knowledge, A couple of hundred.

834
00:37:02,039 --> 00:37:06,239
Speaker 3: Probably I walked through the gym. You know, everybody everyone's rocking.

835
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:09,880
Speaker 2: I mean, if they got a good work, good pumping.

836
00:37:11,559 --> 00:37:14,679
Speaker 3: People at the gym take sialis and viagra and blue

837
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:18,199
chew before they you know, get a little that's so

838
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:19,400
weird vascular.

839
00:37:19,599 --> 00:37:20,920
Speaker 1: That's pathetic that.

840
00:37:22,679 --> 00:37:24,239
Speaker 3: They're also doing so many other things.

841
00:37:24,519 --> 00:37:28,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the least poisonous thing, all right.

842
00:37:28,199 --> 00:37:31,840
Speaker 3: But just know that, like when you're self conscious, especially

843
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:34,599
as a girl at a gym in the freeway section,

844
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:38,559
there's at least two or three guys at all times

845
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:43,599
around you. That's you know, popping a viagara before they came,

846
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:45,559
so they are probably aroused.

847
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:48,079
Speaker 2: Yeah by even.

848
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:51,559
Speaker 1: You, even you with your subpar body.

849
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:54,719
Speaker 2: Gappie, I didn't look your way.

850
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:58,840
Speaker 1: No, I'm it's all it's all up, peer, I'm not

851
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:01,719
looking at you, guys, I'm looking inside fair.

852
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:07,400
Speaker 2: Uh So Alexander, he has to propose to Dagmar Dagmar Dagmar,

853
00:38:07,639 --> 00:38:10,519
and uh he's not super hyped about it, and he's

854
00:38:10,559 --> 00:38:13,079
not he doesn't even know what to do, so he

855
00:38:13,159 --> 00:38:17,760
gets blackout drunk, of course he does. He's nervous.

856
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:21,960
Speaker 1: He's my college ex boyfriend. It's just like a fucking

857
00:38:22,199 --> 00:38:25,880
weird like he's just like trying to be manly in

858
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:26,840
such weird ways.

859
00:38:28,079 --> 00:38:29,320
Speaker 3: He just is being the man.

860
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:36,480
Speaker 2: Here. Alexander gets blackout drunk and by the time he

861
00:38:36,519 --> 00:38:40,119
meets up with Dagmar, he is barely coherent. Of course,

862
00:38:40,199 --> 00:38:44,079
this is according to people who were there. And then

863
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:49,679
they decide before the proposal, as he's blackout drunk, they're like,

864
00:38:51,519 --> 00:38:55,519
he's like, let's look at the pictures of my dead brother. No,

865
00:38:56,119 --> 00:38:58,719
so they're looking through pictures of the man she was

866
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:01,800
supposed to marry. She probably liked him as he's I

867
00:39:02,159 --> 00:39:06,480
think she did, as he is just like incoherent, blackout drunk,

868
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:09,239
and that's when he proposes as they're looking at pictures

869
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:10,000
of his dead brother.

870
00:39:10,559 --> 00:39:12,039
Speaker 1: God, this guy has no fucking game.

871
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:16,760
Speaker 2: But Dagmar duty bound knowing she doesn't really have a

872
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:18,880
choice in this ned Stark, and it's good for them,

873
00:39:19,039 --> 00:39:20,920
it's good for the company, good for the country whatever.

874
00:39:21,119 --> 00:39:23,320
Speaker 3: Ned Stark wasn't supposed to marry Catlin.

875
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:24,400
Speaker 2: Who is he supposed to marry?

876
00:39:24,599 --> 00:39:26,760
Speaker 3: His brother was and then he took over for his brother.

877
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:29,159
Speaker 2: Oh right, right, right right, because their brother joined the

878
00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:29,800
Night's Watch.

879
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:33,400
Speaker 3: No, Oh, I don't fucking know. Oh he got killed.

880
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:36,239
Speaker 2: I get a little fire. I forgot about that. Uh

881
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:40,280
So Dagmar is like, yes, I will accept. This is

882
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:41,480
what my parents want.

883
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:43,559
Speaker 3: So on, and so my whole point is, you guys

884
00:39:43,559 --> 00:39:46,320
are duncan on this man. First off, he's just telling

885
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:48,639
us it's an arranged marriage with a woman he doesn't

886
00:39:48,639 --> 00:39:49,280
even want to be with.

887
00:39:50,639 --> 00:39:52,639
Speaker 1: She's been thinking, dreaming of this moment. This is her

888
00:39:52,679 --> 00:39:56,840
only moment to be a person who's valued for being

889
00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:59,760
that specific person. This is like one of three moments

890
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:02,880
this woman ever has. And it's he's fucked up and

891
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:07,599
showing pictures of her dead ex boyfriend. It's his brother brother,

892
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:09,559
but her ex boyfriend her.

893
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:11,960
Speaker 3: They can mourn together.

894
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:16,159
Speaker 2: Ex fiance Yeah yeah, because they were engaged late fiance.

895
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:20,400
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, it's called an icebreaker. Yeah.

896
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:24,199
Speaker 2: God, so she accepted. They get married. He's nervous again

897
00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:26,800
before the wedding, blacks out again before the wedding, of course,

898
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:32,480
but they get married and an extremely happy marriage. They

899
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:35,199
were completely loyal to he never cheated on her.

900
00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:37,199
Speaker 1: Wow, love that you.

901
00:40:37,199 --> 00:40:40,480
Speaker 3: Want to apologize. We're just shifting all over this great

902
00:40:40,519 --> 00:40:41,079
man's name.

903
00:40:41,519 --> 00:40:43,119
Speaker 1: Okay, the bar is on the floor.

904
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:46,039
Speaker 3: So it's easier to step over.

905
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:48,639
Speaker 2: Well, it doesn't matter because he picked it up.

906
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:51,519
Speaker 1: He picked it and he tied it into a knot

907
00:40:52,119 --> 00:40:56,519
exactly a heart heart, gave it to her. I mean,

908
00:40:56,559 --> 00:40:58,880
how is he gonna pull any woman? He has no fucking.

909
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:01,159
Speaker 2: Social He's just go get what dude.

910
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:05,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like it might work a couple times, but yeah,

911
00:41:06,159 --> 00:41:07,599
get around. Then he's fucking weird.

912
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:10,559
Speaker 3: I run this place. You might know me. I'm on

913
00:41:10,679 --> 00:41:11,559
all the money.

914
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:12,000
Speaker 4: Yeah.

915
00:41:12,039 --> 00:41:14,519
Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing about him is that he had,

916
00:41:14,719 --> 00:41:18,159
like at this time, most kings and queens still had

917
00:41:18,159 --> 00:41:21,119
pretty good power, but the Russians were about two hundred

918
00:41:21,159 --> 00:41:23,920
years behind everyone else. Like he was. He was an

919
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:25,639
absolute mohark. And we'll get to that.

920
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:28,000
Speaker 3: Some parts of Russia still are.

921
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:31,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, most of it. Booze was actually a common

922
00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:34,719
theme in Alexander's life. Of course, He's fucking Russian during

923
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:39,280
a tense meeting in the eighteen eighties with a noted

924
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:45,199
nerd Kaiser Wilhelm the Second with his baby hand, with.

925
00:41:45,079 --> 00:41:47,559
Speaker 3: His deformed hand. Yeah yeah, I guess we're just making

926
00:41:47,559 --> 00:41:49,559
fun of the handicap, now, yeah.

927
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:49,960
Speaker 2: Pretty much.

928
00:41:50,679 --> 00:41:53,639
Speaker 1: What's his handicap? What's Alexander's handicap.

929
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:58,639
Speaker 3: Loving too much autism, autism, autism.

930
00:41:59,199 --> 00:42:01,719
Speaker 2: Him and the Germans and Russians hate each other. They're

931
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:05,280
having intense negotiations. It's going nowhere, it's out of standstill.

932
00:42:05,599 --> 00:42:10,960
So Alexander is like, you know what, Kaiser, I challenge

933
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:18,000
you to a drinking contest, and Willhelm didn't want to back.

934
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:20,239
Speaker 1: Down, took out his good hand, took out his.

935
00:42:20,199 --> 00:42:23,199
Speaker 2: Good hand and said, took a shot for shot with Alexander.

936
00:42:23,559 --> 00:42:26,639
Probmo was Wilhelm, like I said, nerd not a big

937
00:42:26,679 --> 00:42:30,920
guy either. Alexander tank fucking tank and a raging.

938
00:42:30,599 --> 00:42:32,480
Speaker 1: Alcoholic drank him under the table.

939
00:42:33,079 --> 00:42:35,920
Speaker 2: Absolutely drank him under the fucking table. By the end,

940
00:42:36,039 --> 00:42:39,079
Alexander was fine, still sober, so god knows how much

941
00:42:39,119 --> 00:42:40,719
he drank to get black out with for that proposal.

942
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:45,400
By the way, Willhelm barrels was again Wilm Vodka. Yeah,

943
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:48,760
just just a barrel with a straw, just drinking, fucking

944
00:42:49,079 --> 00:42:49,440
having his.

945
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:53,079
Speaker 1: Best buddy just like blow it up his eyes, boofing,

946
00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:57,000
just boof some but chug and vodka.

947
00:42:57,119 --> 00:42:58,719
Speaker 4: Yeah.

948
00:42:59,119 --> 00:43:02,000
Speaker 2: So alex will Have is slurring and just started conceding

949
00:43:02,039 --> 00:43:05,360
point after point in the argument, and the negotiation, and

950
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:07,280
this was not the only time Alexander would do this either.

951
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:09,800
In eighteen ninety one, when Russia and France were negotiating

952
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:14,480
their alliance which would last through World War Two, the

953
00:43:14,519 --> 00:43:18,079
French ambassador visited Alexander at his palace and to break

954
00:43:18,079 --> 00:43:20,000
the ice, just to break the ice. At this point,

955
00:43:20,039 --> 00:43:24,239
it's not even mid negotiation where he's frustrated. Alexander's like,

956
00:43:24,599 --> 00:43:26,559
you know what, this worked last time. Hey, let's have

957
00:43:26,599 --> 00:43:29,679
a drinking contest. Let's just do it.

958
00:43:30,079 --> 00:43:31,039
Speaker 3: Yeah, And the.

959
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:37,639
Speaker 2: French guy, not a nerd but a professional, right, was like, fuck, okay.

960
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:40,119
He was a good diplomat and he was in another country,

961
00:43:40,159 --> 00:43:41,639
so you kind of have to just kind of play

962
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:46,280
role with the punches in that situation. So he's like, okay, okay,

963
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:51,079
all right, fuck, all right, we'll have this drinking contest.

964
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:53,400
He tried to keep up as well, did better than

965
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:58,719
Wilhelm and probably most impressively. You know, when you're I

966
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:00,719
feel like the difference between a good drunk and a

967
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:04,360
bad drunk is that a good drunk typically that doesn't

968
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:08,000
like lash out or embarrass themselves regularly or anything. They

969
00:44:08,039 --> 00:44:09,239
just have a good baseline.

970
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:12,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, like they don't get to they don't cry, they

971
00:44:12,079 --> 00:44:13,920
don't fight like they they're kind of are themselves even

972
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:14,519
when they're drunk.

973
00:44:14,599 --> 00:44:16,760
Speaker 2: They've yeah, they've set a base like, yeah, they they've

974
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:19,880
set like a tether. They have a what do you

975
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:21,519
call it? What was the thing in fucking inception?

976
00:44:22,679 --> 00:44:23,199
Speaker 3: A totem?

977
00:44:23,239 --> 00:44:26,360
Speaker 2: A totem. They have like a totem that keeps them

978
00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:28,960
just like at a place where it's like, Okay, no

979
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,679
matter what else, i have to hang on to this

980
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:35,519
part of myself and I'll be more or less okay

981
00:44:35,599 --> 00:44:38,039
mm hmm, unless someone gives me cocaine or something, then

982
00:44:38,079 --> 00:44:43,599
everything's gone. But this guy had that, and despite the

983
00:44:43,599 --> 00:44:47,840
fact that he too became outrageously black out drunk with

984
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:51,880
such a pro that he just remembered what he was

985
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:55,920
there for. Wouldn't concede, wouldn't concede, wouldn't concede, And finally

986
00:44:56,360 --> 00:45:00,199
he just made one concession, apparently a minor one, and

987
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:04,119
Alexander was like, wonderful, you're great friend of Rush, I

988
00:45:04,199 --> 00:45:08,280
love you. We're allies now. The guy was able to,

989
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:11,119
despite the fact that he could barely stand just fucking

990
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:14,199
white knuckle and hang in there and be like kind.

991
00:45:14,039 --> 00:45:17,480
Speaker 1: Of Susan, that's a very good ambassador. That's what you want.

992
00:45:18,199 --> 00:45:20,519
Speaker 2: I don't know what the details of it were. I mean,

993
00:45:20,519 --> 00:45:24,679
obviously I said he closed it. Yeah, he closed the deal. Yeah,

994
00:45:24,719 --> 00:45:27,199
this is fucking pro That's impressive.

995
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:29,480
Speaker 1: I like that. That's me. That was me. That's why

996
00:45:29,519 --> 00:45:32,719
I can drink and go on conference calls. I've still

997
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:36,920
fucking got it, got one eye. It was a tough call,

998
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:39,719
and I fucking crushed it.

999
00:45:41,039 --> 00:45:41,559
Speaker 3: Uh.

1000
00:45:42,079 --> 00:45:46,119
Speaker 2: But as you can imagine, like I said at the beginning,

1001
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:54,320
Alexander also pretty big dickle, uh, and he had some

1002
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:59,679
reason to be kind of uh for one thing. You know,

1003
00:46:00,119 --> 00:46:03,519
kids like to rebel against their parents. And his father,

1004
00:46:04,039 --> 00:46:08,400
Alexander the Second of Russia was quote unquote known as

1005
00:46:09,119 --> 00:46:15,719
the Liberator. He emancipated the serfs so obviously in eighteen

1006
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:17,840
that in eighteen sixty one. Obviously, in eighteen sixty two,

1007
00:46:18,119 --> 00:46:23,840
Abraham Lincoln emancipated the slaves emanspects and proclamation. The serfs

1008
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:28,199
in Russia were more or less slaves. So if they

1009
00:46:28,199 --> 00:46:31,800
weren't imported, they were just poor people. Who would who

1010
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:35,320
just they were? It was like the feudals. The sloppy

1011
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:37,639
way of putting this is the feudal system in Russia

1012
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:41,000
lasted until eighteen sixty one, So these people were just

1013
00:46:41,079 --> 00:46:43,920
owned by their lords, like had to work, were tethered

1014
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:47,960
to the land, so on and so forth. Alexander the Second,

1015
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:53,039
after Russia got absolutely fucking clowned in the Crimean war

1016
00:46:53,519 --> 00:46:58,159
against Britain and France, was like, we have to modernize,

1017
00:46:58,199 --> 00:47:00,639
Like we just fought that war, like it was sixteen

1018
00:47:00,679 --> 00:47:03,159
eighty and we can't live like this as a country anymore,

1019
00:47:03,199 --> 00:47:05,599
or we're gonna get left in the fucking dust. So

1020
00:47:05,679 --> 00:47:10,280
Alexander the Second started instituting a bunch of reforms to

1021
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:14,360
modernize Russia, liberating the Serfs being one of them. He

1022
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:20,719
freed approximately twenty three million serfso granted them personal liberty

1023
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:23,320
the right to own property, which they did not have.

1024
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:25,760
Twenty three million people in Russia did not have the

1025
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:27,639
right to own property. And there were Russians.

1026
00:47:27,639 --> 00:47:29,639
Speaker 1: It wasn't it wasn't like they were just poor.

1027
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:31,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're just poor. I mean, like like not that

1028
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:34,719
slavery was right, but I guess at least you could

1029
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:36,400
be like they're not even from here, like we're brought

1030
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:37,639
over here, you know what I mean. I mean, Yeah,

1031
00:47:37,639 --> 00:47:40,360
they had babies, but whatever, they're not American, Like, these

1032
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:46,880
were fucking Russians. Yeah, like white, Like they were genetically

1033
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:49,800
the exact fucking same as every other Russian. Not that

1034
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:51,480
the slavery is right, but I guess at least you

1035
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:53,760
could make an argument. You could try to make an

1036
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:54,400
argument that way.

1037
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:59,239
Speaker 3: But there's an argument, rob, all right, so black people.

1038
00:48:02,519 --> 00:48:07,440
Speaker 2: So Alexander also established a bunch of local governments, Like

1039
00:48:07,519 --> 00:48:11,199
he gave local control to like local city councils and

1040
00:48:11,199 --> 00:48:14,679
stuff like that, established city councils. So there was like

1041
00:48:15,639 --> 00:48:17,480
the Zar was still in charge, don't get me wrong,

1042
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:21,360
but he took away influence from the nobility. He allowed

1043
00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:23,800
the people to rule themselves quite a bit more. There

1044
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:25,920
were voting rights based on property ownership, but there were

1045
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:30,840
voting rights, and yeah, how did these.

1046
00:48:30,719 --> 00:48:32,760
Speaker 1: People earn money? Is that a different episode?

1047
00:48:33,559 --> 00:48:34,960
Speaker 3: Who the serfs?

1048
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:38,199
Speaker 2: It was a very agrarian country at that point.

1049
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:39,920
Speaker 3: Still, how does anyone make money?

1050
00:48:40,559 --> 00:48:43,039
Speaker 1: Well, you know, like getting freedom when you don't have

1051
00:48:43,079 --> 00:48:46,239
money or resources or a job or you know.

1052
00:48:46,519 --> 00:48:50,679
Speaker 2: I believe he redistributed land. Okay, okay, he gave him

1053
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:53,639
land and they could start farming it or whatever the

1054
00:48:53,639 --> 00:48:55,559
fuck they wanted. To do, or maybe they could sell

1055
00:48:55,599 --> 00:48:57,800
the land back to the noble, move to a city,

1056
00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:02,280
start a business there, whatever, But they were given some

1057
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:05,159
measure of rights, more than they had before. He also

1058
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:09,559
relaxed press censorship, allowed newspapers and books to be published

1059
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:12,239
without approval from the crown. That could still be punished

1060
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:15,320
afterwards if they didn't like what they said, but you

1061
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:16,480
didn't have to run it by them first.

1062
00:49:16,639 --> 00:49:17,079
Speaker 1: That's good.

1063
00:49:18,639 --> 00:49:21,880
Speaker 3: I liked my state media to not be micromanaged.

1064
00:49:23,679 --> 00:49:26,039
Speaker 2: Something has to be really egregious, you know what I mean.

1065
00:49:27,199 --> 00:49:29,880
Speaker 1: Let the invisible hand of censorship do its thing.

1066
00:49:30,039 --> 00:49:30,760
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1067
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:34,000
Speaker 2: He also modernized their banking system and legal system, and

1068
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:37,199
there were no jury trials, I guess or public trials

1069
00:49:37,199 --> 00:49:37,679
before that.

1070
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:40,880
Speaker 3: It was their version of like unlimited PTO. You can

1071
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:45,400
take it, Yeah, how we respond? Yeah, might not be

1072
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:45,840
so kind.

1073
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:46,800
Speaker 2: We can't control that.

1074
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:48,400
Speaker 1: It might it might not be good for you in

1075
00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:49,039
the long run.

1076
00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:50,800
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1077
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:54,719
Speaker 2: Of course, there were still revolutionaries in Russia who didn't

1078
00:49:54,800 --> 00:50:01,960
like biz Are. Socialism was getting hot. Anarchism was really

1079
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:05,639
big back in this time period. Anarchism is I think

1080
00:50:05,639 --> 00:50:07,480
I've said this before in the show. It's basically like

1081
00:50:07,639 --> 00:50:11,360
eighteen eighties a Gilded Age Antifa basically like, what do

1082
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:13,880
you stand for? Smash what exists? What you gonna do

1083
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:17,920
after that? Fuck you fascist? Like that type of things.

1084
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:24,880
Speaker 3: Yeah again you're thinking more Pacific Northwest Blazers fans.

1085
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:26,679
Speaker 1: Do they destroy things?

1086
00:50:26,719 --> 00:50:31,800
Speaker 3: Actually, guys, Timbers fans, Yeah, like MLS fans, Timbers fans.

1087
00:50:34,719 --> 00:50:38,880
Speaker 2: So of course, these revolutionaries who still hated the crown,

1088
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:46,639
kill the nicest czar in Russian history. They assassinate Alexander

1089
00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:52,440
the Second, and Alexander the Third comes in and is like,

1090
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:56,920
this all happened because my dad was a bitch.

1091
00:50:58,559 --> 00:50:59,360
Speaker 3: It'll make you hard.

1092
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:02,840
Speaker 2: Give him an that will blow up your car.

1093
00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:04,400
Speaker 3: This was his filling story.

1094
00:51:04,599 --> 00:51:10,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, this was his Batman except batman kills essentially. Uh. Now,

1095
00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:12,960
Alexander and his dad actually didn't get along. They had

1096
00:51:13,039 --> 00:51:16,639
political disagreements the whole time. Actually, Alexander and his wife,

1097
00:51:16,679 --> 00:51:19,199
who were very close, disagreed with him on his stance

1098
00:51:19,239 --> 00:51:23,239
on the Franco Prussian War blah blah blah. Alexander also

1099
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:27,320
resented his father, who was a very good leader for

1100
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:29,679
the people, but I guess kind of a dick in

1101
00:51:29,719 --> 00:51:33,039
real life. In terms of Alexander the Third did not

1102
00:51:33,119 --> 00:51:35,760
cheat on his wife Alexander the Second.

1103
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:38,760
Speaker 1: Fuck Filanderer Philanderer.

1104
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:42,760
Speaker 2: Especially while his wife Alexander the Third's brother was chronically

1105
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:45,079
ill and couldn't fuck anymore. He was like, well, this

1106
00:51:45,159 --> 00:51:45,639
isn't working.

1107
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:51,599
Speaker 1: Well, I don't think that's cheating, Okay, I feel like,

1108
00:51:51,719 --> 00:51:54,639
I mean maybe maybe she didn't. It's it's it is

1109
00:51:54,719 --> 00:52:00,880
technically cheating. But like if I if I'm h paralyzed,

1110
00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:03,559
it's not, I would be like, yeah, go get fucked.

1111
00:52:03,599 --> 00:52:06,559
I can't do it. Well, I mean, she's not even

1112
00:52:06,559 --> 00:52:07,000
blowing it.

1113
00:52:07,519 --> 00:52:11,639
Speaker 2: A woman paralyzed is a lot like an escalator out

1114
00:52:11,639 --> 00:52:12,119
of service.

1115
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:17,440
Speaker 1: Now it's just stairs, it's just a flashlight.

1116
00:52:17,639 --> 00:52:19,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's still there.

1117
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:20,440
Speaker 1: It's still there.

1118
00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:22,840
Speaker 3: I want some more involvement from the other side.

1119
00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:26,880
Speaker 1: I mean, hey, I'm if that's what you're into.

1120
00:52:27,119 --> 00:52:31,199
Speaker 2: It's not what I'm into. Sounds like wouldn't be well,

1121
00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:32,079
just would I be into?

1122
00:52:32,199 --> 00:52:34,480
Speaker 3: I guess if you had no other option.

1123
00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:36,039
Speaker 1: You'd sooner do that than cheat.

1124
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:40,280
Speaker 2: I wouldn't want especially if I mean, like, if if

1125
00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:42,679
I guess of Courtney was like brain dead, that's one.

1126
00:52:42,519 --> 00:52:45,079
Speaker 1: Thing you would not fuck her brain.

1127
00:52:45,239 --> 00:52:47,840
Speaker 2: No, I'm saying I wouldn't, And that's what I would cheat.

1128
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:51,480
Speaker 1: I don't think I don't think she would let you. No,

1129
00:52:51,559 --> 00:52:54,639
like if if she was fully with it, just like paralyzed,

1130
00:52:54,679 --> 00:52:57,320
like I think she. I don't think she'd let you in.

1131
00:52:57,559 --> 00:53:00,639
Speaker 2: I don't think that conversation goes.

1132
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:02,960
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, what if she just like sprains her ankle.

1133
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:08,559
Speaker 1: I mean she She's got a whole rolodex of excuses

1134
00:53:08,639 --> 00:53:11,519
at this point, especially if you haven't gotten vasectomy yet.

1135
00:53:12,559 --> 00:53:14,960
She's probably afraid to be to make you come to

1136
00:53:15,039 --> 00:53:15,679
let you Jabe.

1137
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:17,760
Speaker 3: I didn't want to bother you. I know, it was

1138
00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:20,760
like a lingering, like two to six week injury.

1139
00:53:21,199 --> 00:53:23,599
Speaker 2: You haven't gotten out of bed in three hours.

1140
00:53:24,119 --> 00:53:25,639
Speaker 1: She's like, it's four am.

1141
00:53:26,599 --> 00:53:27,360
Speaker 2: We want to do?

1142
00:53:27,639 --> 00:53:30,559
Speaker 3: They say, like, breaking your ankle is actually better than

1143
00:53:30,679 --> 00:53:33,039
a spraining because the sprain just kind of stays around.

1144
00:53:33,599 --> 00:53:34,840
Speaker 2: You know, you have been the same.

1145
00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:37,199
Speaker 1: Since stranger you broke your ankle.

1146
00:53:38,119 --> 00:53:42,239
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, what were you doing on that Aska court?

1147
00:53:43,079 --> 00:53:45,159
Speaker 3: What? Why are you trying to ball? Why are you

1148
00:53:45,159 --> 00:53:45,920
trying to play pick up?

1149
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:47,199
Speaker 2: That's on you.

1150
00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:48,679
Speaker 1: Cordy's ever tried to ball in her life.

1151
00:53:48,719 --> 00:53:49,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's you.

1152
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:51,079
Speaker 2: That's what you get for playing tennis with.

1153
00:53:51,079 --> 00:53:55,519
Speaker 1: Gabby right, Why is he Alexander the third? If he

1154
00:53:55,559 --> 00:53:57,320
has an older brother, did he take out?

1155
00:53:57,480 --> 00:53:59,880
Speaker 2: His older brother's name is Nicholas. So I don't know

1156
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,480
why they why he wasn't named why the older brother

1157
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:03,159
wasn't named out.

1158
00:54:03,119 --> 00:54:05,280
Speaker 1: If they could tell he was weak. I feel like

1159
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:07,280
that's something Dan would do, Like he would sniff out

1160
00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:09,760
his firstborn son and be like, mmm, not good enough

1161
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:11,920
for my good I'm gonna say I'm gonna save the

1162
00:54:12,039 --> 00:54:13,119
Daniel for the next.

1163
00:54:13,119 --> 00:54:14,599
Speaker 2: Naming all based on birth weight.

1164
00:54:14,719 --> 00:54:15,519
Speaker 3: It's all vibes.

1165
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:18,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, you're like this one's weak. I could I

1166
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:18,960
can smell it.

1167
00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:22,280
Speaker 3: What you gotta start playing just like a Vichy levels

1168
00:54:22,559 --> 00:54:23,960
and see how he reacts.

1169
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:26,880
Speaker 1: Does he like Imagine Dragons? If so, he doesn't get

1170
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:27,639
the name Daniel.

1171
00:54:28,119 --> 00:54:30,880
Speaker 2: He doesn't stay in the family. If that's the case,

1172
00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:32,760
go join a Mormon family where you believe.

1173
00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:35,039
Speaker 3: I don't know, the guy from Imagine Dragons is pretty jacked.

1174
00:54:35,119 --> 00:54:35,960
Speaker 1: He is pretty jacked.

1175
00:54:36,880 --> 00:54:37,880
Speaker 2: He doesn't anything else to do.

1176
00:54:38,480 --> 00:54:40,400
Speaker 3: There's no reason for him to be jack though, I.

1177
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:45,239
Speaker 1: Know I've seen those videos else he's running, he's jumping around,

1178
00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:47,360
and he's like sweaty and like beefy.

1179
00:54:47,519 --> 00:54:48,280
Speaker 2: Aren't they sober?

1180
00:54:48,599 --> 00:54:50,159
Speaker 3: I don't know he's playing music for kids.

1181
00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:52,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like it's sober band.

1182
00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:53,280
Speaker 3: You don't need to pop top.

1183
00:54:54,679 --> 00:54:57,000
Speaker 1: But man, he does not need to wear shorts that

1184
00:54:57,079 --> 00:54:59,159
short and that type. But I'm so glad he does.

1185
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,079
Speaker 2: Just like a bunch of moms he took their teenagers.

1186
00:55:02,119 --> 00:55:04,239
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, just like I saw that video on TikTok.

1187
00:55:04,239 --> 00:55:06,400
I was like, oh fuck, do I like imagine dragons now?

1188
00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:08,440
Like that's on mute. That's nice to look.

1189
00:55:09,119 --> 00:55:11,840
Speaker 3: The baby starts to vibe and like head nod to

1190
00:55:12,119 --> 00:55:14,280
of vichy levels. He gets my name.

1191
00:55:14,559 --> 00:55:17,880
Speaker 2: Okay, Now do you play a series of songs.

1192
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:19,519
Speaker 3: To see what he is as a whole playlist?

1193
00:55:20,599 --> 00:55:24,519
Speaker 2: Well, Rory came out that Taylor Swift folklore.

1194
00:55:24,559 --> 00:55:26,280
Speaker 1: I think, oh that's nice and peaceful.

1195
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:26,679
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1196
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:31,079
Speaker 3: Uh, he's probably getting left at the hospital for me.

1197
00:55:31,519 --> 00:55:33,519
That's what he's getting left at the hospital for me.

1198
00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:37,559
Speaker 2: He's putting one of those fireman boxes three days into

1199
00:55:37,599 --> 00:55:40,119
his Like you leave the hospital and go straight to

1200
00:55:40,159 --> 00:55:41,039
the fire department.

1201
00:55:41,199 --> 00:55:44,119
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I mean a lot of those departments are volunteers.

1202
00:55:44,199 --> 00:55:47,559
Speaker 1: Right, you leave the tags on the car seat, you

1203
00:55:47,599 --> 00:55:50,199
could second stop is back to target to take it back.

1204
00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:52,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no questions asked, and he just stays at

1205
00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:54,119
the firehouse the rest of his life.

1206
00:55:54,679 --> 00:55:56,039
Speaker 2: That's how you get a lot of firefighters.

1207
00:55:56,079 --> 00:55:57,599
Speaker 1: People don't realize you get a personality.

1208
00:55:58,440 --> 00:56:00,440
Speaker 2: No, that's just they keep the baby, keep it like.

1209
00:56:01,639 --> 00:56:05,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's unethical for dalmatians, but not for orphans.

1210
00:56:06,079 --> 00:56:08,039
Speaker 2: Look, the taxpayer doesn't want to. I mean, you don't

1211
00:56:08,039 --> 00:56:11,800
have to pay an orphan's salary. Really, they're just happy.

1212
00:56:11,519 --> 00:56:12,440
Speaker 1: To live the room and board.

1213
00:56:12,519 --> 00:56:15,800
Speaker 3: Yeah. Plus, I mean they're getting in pretty early cleaning

1214
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:18,400
the trucks. Knowing how the hoses.

1215
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:21,559
Speaker 2: Were getting into early. Oh you mean like in the job.

1216
00:56:21,639 --> 00:56:23,679
I was like, they live there, Yeah, they're not.

1217
00:56:24,079 --> 00:56:26,639
Speaker 1: They can they can their little fingers get into the crevices.

1218
00:56:26,719 --> 00:56:31,199
Is the fire truck nicely Yeah? Really polish the tires. Yeah.

1219
00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:34,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a good gig if you can get it.

1220
00:56:35,039 --> 00:56:39,719
Speaker 3: They get all the secret recipes to the chili.

1221
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:40,800
Speaker 2: Chill what it's like, gotta be. It's all chili at

1222
00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:46,880
every fire department. All firefighters have diary at all times.

1223
00:56:47,559 --> 00:56:50,320
Speaker 3: You'll be quick when you know the bathroom's about to melt.

1224
00:56:52,079 --> 00:56:54,920
Speaker 2: So he was pissed at his father had a long

1225
00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:58,920
standing relationship with Princess Catherine whatever her last name is.

1226
00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:02,360
It's some crazy rush. His father also had several bastards

1227
00:57:02,360 --> 00:57:04,920
with that child. While, like I said, his mom, the

1228
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:08,079
Empress was suffering from chronic ill health, so she might.

1229
00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:09,599
Speaker 1: Have just had a cough, she could have just had

1230
00:57:09,639 --> 00:57:12,440
a headache. This was like all part of her plan.

1231
00:57:12,559 --> 00:57:14,440
Speaker 2: Oh, actually, you know what chronic ill health meant?

1232
00:57:14,559 --> 00:57:15,280
Speaker 3: What old?

1233
00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:18,480
Speaker 1: Oh over forty yeah you mean forty one.

1234
00:57:18,599 --> 00:57:21,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, well it's the eighteen eighties, so over twenty money.

1235
00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:22,280
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

1236
00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:23,320
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1237
00:57:23,719 --> 00:57:26,440
Speaker 2: Two days after she died, his father told him, I

1238
00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:29,599
shall live as I wish, and my union with the

1239
00:57:29,599 --> 00:57:32,519
princess is definite. Because two days after his mom died,

1240
00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:34,199
he got engaged to the princess.

1241
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:37,920
Speaker 1: See that's so weird to me because it's like, I mean,

1242
00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:39,719
I guess it's for love or whatever, but like, why

1243
00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:41,599
would you get married if you just, like now, you

1244
00:57:41,639 --> 00:57:42,519
can just fuck anyone.

1245
00:57:43,079 --> 00:57:46,239
Speaker 2: He just loved her, I guess, yes, But he assured

1246
00:57:46,239 --> 00:57:49,079
Alexander the third, He's like, you are the air. I'm

1247
00:57:49,079 --> 00:57:51,000
not any other kids I have, they're not taking it.

1248
00:57:51,039 --> 00:57:52,639
You are the air. I'm not fucking with that.

1249
00:57:52,719 --> 00:57:55,559
Speaker 3: So your boyfriend or your future husband dies, you're on

1250
00:57:55,599 --> 00:58:00,800
the apps the next day. No, Okay, sounds long, I don't.

1251
00:58:01,239 --> 00:58:03,519
Speaker 1: I mean, I'd probably take a while. But if I

1252
00:58:03,599 --> 00:58:06,360
had been cheating on the whole time, if I'd been

1253
00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:08,920
cheating on him the whole time with somebody else, I

1254
00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:11,119
don't still think I'd be like, we can't go public yet.

1255
00:58:11,159 --> 00:58:13,719
We got to still keep this on the low for

1256
00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:15,880
a while, because like, even if they're even if you

1257
00:58:15,920 --> 00:58:19,800
didn't really love them, like, they's still you know, grief.

1258
00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:22,280
You know, a dog you don't like dies, it's still like,

1259
00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:23,079
well that's kind of sad.

1260
00:58:23,199 --> 00:58:28,159
Speaker 2: Yeah. His father did say, I will disinherit you. You will

1261
00:58:28,199 --> 00:58:31,320
lose your heir to the throne if you protest this

1262
00:58:31,360 --> 00:58:32,159
marriage publicly.

1263
00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:36,679
Speaker 1: Okay, Well that's such a Logan Roye thing to do, right.

1264
00:58:39,039 --> 00:58:42,800
Speaker 2: Alexander the Third's reaction to his father's assassination in eighteen

1265
00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:47,159
eighty one completely reshaped Russia because again he was like,

1266
00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:50,360
this happened because my dad was too nice.

1267
00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:52,119
Speaker 3: He was soft. Yeah.

1268
00:58:52,159 --> 00:58:56,400
Speaker 2: And by the way, the day Alexander the second was assassinated,

1269
00:58:57,159 --> 00:59:03,599
the day like hours before, uh, he had signed a

1270
00:59:03,760 --> 00:59:09,480
law creating a national legislator. So these people were like

1271
00:59:09,719 --> 00:59:12,400
you're a tar goes for fuck it, right, And he

1272
00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:14,360
had literally that day signed a legislator.

1273
00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:17,760
Speaker 1: They didn't hear. That was too late, you know, yeah, things,

1274
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:20,039
it takes too long for news to spread.

1275
00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:21,119
Speaker 2: So they killed him.

1276
00:59:21,239 --> 00:59:22,000
Speaker 1: So they killed him.

1277
00:59:22,119 --> 00:59:24,559
Speaker 2: Alexander the Third finds out that he's the emperor and

1278
00:59:24,599 --> 00:59:27,800
immediately tears that up. Immediately is like, weird, not he

1279
00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:29,039
did not actually do that.

1280
00:59:29,119 --> 00:59:30,639
Speaker 3: Who's the guy that got him?

1281
00:59:31,199 --> 00:59:32,199
Speaker 2: I don't. I didn't look at that.

1282
00:59:32,239 --> 00:59:34,280
Speaker 3: Anarchists was there was probably anarchist.

1283
00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:35,480
Speaker 2: Anarchists got a lot of.

1284
00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:37,320
Speaker 1: Bodies, and we're sure it wasn't Alexander.

1285
00:59:37,519 --> 00:59:38,800
Speaker 2: It was not, It was not.

1286
00:59:40,079 --> 00:59:42,920
Speaker 3: It was just kind of random. Wasn't like overly political

1287
00:59:42,960 --> 00:59:44,079
for somebody else to take power?

1288
00:59:44,199 --> 00:59:44,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's kind of good.

1289
00:59:45,039 --> 00:59:46,079
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, it's like.

1290
00:59:46,159 --> 00:59:49,159
Speaker 1: You know, dad's life insurance just got doubled and suddenly

1291
00:59:49,159 --> 00:59:50,239
he dies the next day.

1292
00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:54,079
Speaker 2: Like no, Alexander wasn't even necessarily wanting the throne, like

1293
00:59:54,159 --> 00:59:56,639
he was in line for it, and he's the type

1294
00:59:56,639 --> 00:59:58,800
of guy that's like, Okay, well this has promised to me,

1295
00:59:58,840 --> 01:00:01,679
so I want it out of like because of the

1296
01:00:02,159 --> 01:00:04,800
promised to me, out of duty. But like he was not.

1297
01:00:05,119 --> 01:00:08,000
He was not raised to be bizarre. He did not

1298
01:00:08,199 --> 01:00:09,559
ever expect to be bizarre.

1299
01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:10,920
Speaker 3: I don't want it.

1300
01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:16,480
Speaker 2: I don't want that. What was that?

1301
01:00:16,719 --> 01:00:17,960
Speaker 1: Was that a conclave reference?

1302
01:00:18,039 --> 01:00:21,159
Speaker 3: It was not. I've never seen conclave.

1303
01:00:21,239 --> 01:00:26,039
Speaker 2: It's the exact opposite of conclave. It was not Friday Lights.

1304
01:00:26,039 --> 01:00:26,880
What the fuck is it?

1305
01:00:27,079 --> 01:00:29,480
Speaker 3: I don't want your life. Yeah, that is Friday night Lights.

1306
01:00:29,519 --> 01:00:32,480
Speaker 2: It's not. It's the James vanderbeek one.

1307
01:00:33,320 --> 01:00:34,920
Speaker 3: Oh Varsity Blues.

1308
01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:35,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, Varsity Blues.

1309
01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:40,039
Speaker 3: That's it. Uh. I thought it was Tim mcrawl for

1310
01:00:40,039 --> 01:00:40,480
some reason.

1311
01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:46,920
Speaker 2: So Alexander the Third gets in office and he's like, fuck, ah,

1312
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:50,239
my dad's hippie shit. I am rolling as much of

1313
01:00:50,239 --> 01:00:50,960
it back as both.

1314
01:00:51,159 --> 01:00:51,639
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

1315
01:00:51,719 --> 01:00:53,880
Speaker 2: Now the serfs had already been emancipated for twenty years,

1316
01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:58,559
so he couldn't do that. But he did basically eliminate

1317
01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:04,000
all the city councils and local government, all of that stuff.

1318
01:01:04,519 --> 01:01:04,639
Speaker 1: Uh.

1319
01:01:04,760 --> 01:01:07,519
Speaker 2: He issued the it was called the eighteen eighty one

1320
01:01:07,519 --> 01:01:12,000
Manifesto Manifesto on Unshakable Autocracy, So he was like, I

1321
01:01:12,159 --> 01:01:14,679
run everything. He actually even stripped power from the nobles.

1322
01:01:14,679 --> 01:01:18,199
He was like, it's all me. I don't trust anyone.

1323
01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:22,000
Fuck all of you. It's me and the church. He

1324
01:01:22,039 --> 01:01:24,239
was very he was a super orthodox.

1325
01:01:24,159 --> 01:01:25,719
Speaker 1: Very trump of him.

1326
01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:28,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was just like, I'm it, I'm fucking it.

1327
01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:31,719
Speaker 3: Not really, I mean, his fucking dad just got got

1328
01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:34,639
I'm gonna do everything my power to clean things.

1329
01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:37,119
Speaker 2: Up, you know, but I have all power.

1330
01:01:37,320 --> 01:01:41,760
Speaker 1: In general, when there's a change in leadership, it's generally

1331
01:01:41,800 --> 01:01:47,280
good practice to like kind of observe and you know,

1332
01:01:47,360 --> 01:01:49,519
to see the temperature, like you don't want to enact

1333
01:01:49,559 --> 01:01:51,280
change day one, Like you kind of want to see

1334
01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:53,320
what you're looking at, and then you start addressing the

1335
01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:55,000
problems as they you know.

1336
01:01:55,440 --> 01:01:58,119
Speaker 3: Here's the thing. Though he had all the power, well.

1337
01:01:57,960 --> 01:02:00,360
Speaker 1: He didn't, but he had nobody else immediately we started

1338
01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:01,119
getting all the power.

1339
01:02:01,280 --> 01:02:03,239
Speaker 2: He's still I will say that he's a tzar. So

1340
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:07,199
he Alexander the second created quite a bit of autonomy

1341
01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:09,360
among local governments and this search and stuff like that.

1342
01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:12,599
The Tsar was still probably the most powerful monarch in

1343
01:02:12,639 --> 01:02:13,400
Europe at the time.

1344
01:02:14,079 --> 01:02:17,079
Speaker 3: So it's not even comparable but to what you.

1345
01:02:16,960 --> 01:02:21,440
Speaker 2: Just said, Okay, but he had he still liberalized the

1346
01:02:21,480 --> 01:02:25,000
country quite a bit in the eighteen eighties. Up up

1347
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:28,199
to the eighteen eighties, uh. And by the way, most

1348
01:02:28,199 --> 01:02:30,400
of it was popular. It was largely popular with the

1349
01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:33,239
Russian people. It was not popular with the Russian Church.

1350
01:02:33,880 --> 01:02:35,679
Speaker 1: It was even though they were the only other ones

1351
01:02:35,679 --> 01:02:37,599
that had power. They should have been happy with that.

1352
01:02:37,960 --> 01:02:38,840
Speaker 2: What the Russian Church.

1353
01:02:38,920 --> 01:02:40,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, that it was like, it's just me and the

1354
01:02:40,639 --> 01:02:42,159
church are the only ones that have power, and the

1355
01:02:42,239 --> 01:02:43,800
Russian Church is like, hey, we don't like that.

1356
01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:46,800
Speaker 2: The Russian Church. It was easier for the Russian Church

1357
01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:49,239
to have influence that they're influencing one person and not

1358
01:02:50,239 --> 01:02:53,000
hundreds or thousands of people who ran things. Yeah, so

1359
01:02:53,079 --> 01:02:55,559
they were very much in favor of Alexander. They didn't

1360
01:02:55,559 --> 01:02:55,719
like it.

1361
01:02:55,840 --> 01:02:57,480
Speaker 1: Oh okay, sorry I misunderstood.

1362
01:02:57,559 --> 01:02:57,719
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1363
01:02:57,760 --> 01:03:00,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, so the Russian Church didn't necessarily like the forms either.

1364
01:03:00,920 --> 01:03:04,440
It wasn't they didn't consider it very Russian. Yes, because

1365
01:03:04,599 --> 01:03:08,360
what they it's like the Loki quote and adventures. You

1366
01:03:08,440 --> 01:03:13,039
yearn to be ruled, You long to be ruled. That's

1367
01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:15,239
so that's Russians to me. They want to be ruled.

1368
01:03:16,320 --> 01:03:18,280
At the end of the day, they need to be Yeah,

1369
01:03:19,239 --> 01:03:22,239
that's that's really. They can be cool and like hate everything,

1370
01:03:22,519 --> 01:03:25,119
but deep down they want a daddy to tell them what.

1371
01:03:25,119 --> 01:03:28,639
Speaker 1: To do, just like Dan, Dan wants that too.

1372
01:03:30,239 --> 01:03:31,039
Speaker 3: What kind of daddy?

1373
01:03:32,280 --> 01:03:35,440
Speaker 1: Imagine somebody like stronger than you and bigger than you,

1374
01:03:35,519 --> 01:03:38,159
and smarter than you and richer than you, who wants

1375
01:03:38,199 --> 01:03:38,840
to be your friend?

1376
01:03:38,920 --> 01:03:40,639
Speaker 3: Is it?

1377
01:03:40,679 --> 01:03:42,440
Speaker 1: He's got a boat. He wants to show you the way,

1378
01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:44,480
but like you need to kind of you need to

1379
01:03:44,559 --> 01:03:45,480
kind of follow his direction.

1380
01:03:45,960 --> 01:03:47,760
Speaker 2: Just a bigger day, I think, just a bigger.

1381
01:03:47,480 --> 01:03:51,519
Speaker 1: You, bigger, bigger, richer, the younger.

1382
01:03:51,239 --> 01:03:54,280
Speaker 2: Or older, a little bit older, got older dad to daddy.

1383
01:03:54,039 --> 01:03:57,280
Speaker 1: Daddy like maybe like twelve year twelve to fifteen years

1384
01:03:57,320 --> 01:03:58,599
older than you, mid forties.

1385
01:03:58,920 --> 01:04:02,559
Speaker 3: Yeah, men tour type of relation, that's what you call it.

1386
01:04:02,920 --> 01:04:06,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, but daddy daddy.

1387
01:04:06,320 --> 01:04:07,679
Speaker 3: Well yeah, I'm not going to say.

1388
01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:11,039
Speaker 2: You know, cult leader is a mental or mentee relationship,

1389
01:04:11,119 --> 01:04:13,679
the gayest non sexual relationship a man can be.

1390
01:04:13,599 --> 01:04:14,880
Speaker 3: In a thousand percent.

1391
01:04:15,760 --> 01:04:19,480
Speaker 1: If you have a mentor, if you're a mentor, you're gay.

1392
01:04:20,400 --> 01:04:22,239
Speaker 3: No, straight up, he wants to fuck you.

1393
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:23,760
Speaker 2: He's Here's what a mentor.

1394
01:04:24,079 --> 01:04:25,000
Speaker 3: What's he getting out.

1395
01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:26,480
Speaker 1: Of this other than maybe he can fuculate.

1396
01:04:26,679 --> 01:04:28,800
Speaker 2: Stop calling it a mentor, because here's what a mentor

1397
01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:32,639
really is. A brain, daddy, he's your brain daddy.

1398
01:04:32,880 --> 01:04:37,119
Speaker 3: He's getting all up in you. He is influencing your mind.

1399
01:04:37,400 --> 01:04:38,159
Speaker 2: He's inside of you.

1400
01:04:39,519 --> 01:04:40,840
Speaker 4: Every day.

1401
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:42,440
Speaker 3: He says jump, you say how high?

1402
01:04:42,599 --> 01:04:44,119
Speaker 1: And Dan's down with it.

1403
01:04:45,559 --> 01:04:47,880
Speaker 3: Well, I have to like kind of I guess, assess

1404
01:04:47,960 --> 01:04:53,159
each situation independently of one another, generally the general idea. No,

1405
01:04:53,159 --> 01:04:57,639
I think it's pretty gay, super gay. We I don't

1406
01:04:57,679 --> 01:04:59,880
even lift with other people. What are you talking about? Like,

1407
01:05:00,239 --> 01:05:02,880
I fucking I don't want to spotter. Everyone at the

1408
01:05:02,920 --> 01:05:05,559
gym is a competition for me, so I want to

1409
01:05:05,599 --> 01:05:07,079
be bigger and better than all of them.

1410
01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:09,239
Speaker 2: That's my least serious part about gyms. Like I don't

1411
01:05:09,239 --> 01:05:11,360
want to I don't want to go running on a track. Yeah,

1412
01:05:11,360 --> 01:05:15,599
these like supportive classes cross it sounds like hell, it's

1413
01:05:15,639 --> 01:05:16,239
the worst.

1414
01:05:16,760 --> 01:05:20,599
Speaker 1: Like just get up, bro, I don't like being yelled

1415
01:05:20,599 --> 01:05:24,320
that I'll shut down, having a tantrum, get.

1416
01:05:24,079 --> 01:05:26,119
Speaker 3: In hyped another man's accomplishment.

1417
01:05:26,320 --> 01:05:29,119
Speaker 1: I'm gonna squat, But it's because I want to talk

1418
01:05:29,159 --> 01:05:31,800
to somebody else. Get out of my you're my enemy.

1419
01:05:32,280 --> 01:05:34,559
I don't like being yelled. I like I like compliments.

1420
01:05:34,599 --> 01:05:36,599
Speaker 2: I also would be a girl. I would also be

1421
01:05:36,639 --> 01:05:39,239
like doing that pull up like but in my mind.

1422
01:05:39,280 --> 01:05:40,679
I would be like, first off, you would not be

1423
01:05:40,679 --> 01:05:42,280
doing any pool. I would be like, you don't believe

1424
01:05:42,320 --> 01:05:44,000
you don't he's here with a band, You don't. You

1425
01:05:44,039 --> 01:05:46,920
don't mean this? Like I could tell this is fake.

1426
01:05:47,679 --> 01:05:50,400
I hate this, hate this. Yeah, like nothing, I don't

1427
01:05:50,400 --> 01:05:52,159
believe you. I don't believe what you're saying.

1428
01:05:52,920 --> 01:05:58,079
Speaker 3: Goodbye, you got it, you got it. That's why pop

1429
01:05:58,079 --> 01:06:00,320
a viagara before I lift. So I'm rock hall and

1430
01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:01,639
I can intimidate my enemies.

1431
01:06:01,840 --> 01:06:06,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like do you is that the shorts you work

1432
01:06:06,880 --> 01:06:07,079
out on?

1433
01:06:07,400 --> 01:06:07,559
Speaker 1: Uh?

1434
01:06:07,639 --> 01:06:09,199
Speaker 3: Yeah, these are kind of bigger shorts though.

1435
01:06:09,280 --> 01:06:11,199
Speaker 2: I know you need something that like I have.

1436
01:06:11,280 --> 01:06:12,039
Speaker 3: I've tighter once.

1437
01:06:12,159 --> 01:06:14,239
Speaker 2: You want an erupt you want an erect penis, But

1438
01:06:14,280 --> 01:06:15,840
in an erect penis, it has to be tucked down

1439
01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:16,199
the leg.

1440
01:06:16,480 --> 01:06:17,760
Speaker 1: You need a Hammaconda.

1441
01:06:17,880 --> 01:06:19,719
Speaker 3: Oh I don't go down the leg. I usually go

1442
01:06:19,920 --> 01:06:21,039
up to the waistband.

1443
01:06:21,039 --> 01:06:22,320
Speaker 2: I go up if I want to hide it.

1444
01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:24,840
Speaker 3: That's what I used to do for dances in school,

1445
01:06:25,320 --> 01:06:27,760
when you get freaked on when you're grinding, they totally

1446
01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:30,400
don't notice my pone or now. Oh no, they were

1447
01:06:30,440 --> 01:06:32,599
totally into it. I know they know I love it.

1448
01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:37,039
Speaker 1: There was the boner throw jeans. Nothing better. The girls

1449
01:06:37,079 --> 01:06:39,000
were into it, Oh my god, would it would be

1450
01:06:39,039 --> 01:06:41,199
like I'm like, oh, now we're fucking cooking with gas.

1451
01:06:41,320 --> 01:06:43,719
Let's see how let's see how much I can like

1452
01:06:43,760 --> 01:06:45,760
I can like, how far can I take this? Yeah,

1453
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:48,800
it's so that's like so fun. It's not as fun anymore,

1454
01:06:48,840 --> 01:06:50,440
becau I'm going to see your dick later. Like it's

1455
01:06:50,480 --> 01:06:51,199
like I love.

1456
01:06:51,079 --> 01:06:53,159
Speaker 2: The idea of it, you know, it's just something.

1457
01:06:53,400 --> 01:06:56,920
Speaker 3: It's a powerful because we were like sixteen fifteen.

1458
01:06:57,400 --> 01:06:58,719
Speaker 2: You had no idea if you're going to see the

1459
01:06:58,719 --> 01:06:59,039
dick later.

1460
01:06:59,360 --> 01:07:01,400
Speaker 1: And I mostly he was like, no, I don't think.

1461
01:07:01,239 --> 01:07:05,039
Speaker 3: I am maybe some hand stuff, but maybe one of

1462
01:07:05,039 --> 01:07:09,440
my uh my theater teachers retiring in a couple of weeks.

1463
01:07:09,480 --> 01:07:11,599
Speaker 2: I can't go. Unfortunately, they're having like a big ceremony

1464
01:07:11,599 --> 01:07:15,159
for him from high school. Well my favorite stories here men, yeah,

1465
01:07:15,199 --> 01:07:19,039
my mentor Yeah, oh daddy, he had a giant wang.

1466
01:07:19,559 --> 01:07:21,239
She had a huge dick. That's not a joke. That

1467
01:07:21,320 --> 01:07:23,679
was like a legend that we that was for sure

1468
01:07:23,719 --> 01:07:25,239
true because we could see it through his pants, an

1469
01:07:25,280 --> 01:07:28,239
absolute hog, like the biggest dick I've ever not seen,

1470
01:07:29,880 --> 01:07:35,320
like fully, but but I might as well me too,

1471
01:07:35,480 --> 01:07:38,679
mister Murray, I love you, I do, but he's not

1472
01:07:38,719 --> 01:07:41,320
gonna fuck you, bro he he had I hope not.

1473
01:07:41,760 --> 01:07:44,840
I couldn't recover from that. Are you kidding me? The

1474
01:07:44,920 --> 01:07:47,920
last person I don't want to fuck me paralyzed Courtney

1475
01:07:47,920 --> 01:07:48,880
would start cheating on me.

1476
01:07:51,199 --> 01:07:52,920
Speaker 3: Cold back, with back up.

1477
01:07:54,519 --> 01:07:56,360
Speaker 1: I think she'd be fine. I don't think she'd cheat audio.

1478
01:07:56,960 --> 01:07:58,719
I think she would just give up sex for a

1479
01:07:58,840 --> 01:08:02,960
very long time, probably with three kids right.

1480
01:08:02,880 --> 01:08:07,639
Speaker 2: Now, dating, dating, and it's you have four kids at

1481
01:08:07,639 --> 01:08:10,880
that point, because it's three children in an invalid that's four. Yeah,

1482
01:08:10,880 --> 01:08:13,000
it's four. Uh, we just sell.

1483
01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:14,960
Speaker 3: The dogs and we know how many times you would

1484
01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:16,880
poop your pants every day with the amount of.

1485
01:08:18,439 --> 01:08:22,720
Speaker 2: She actually would leave me because the diaper changes would be.

1486
01:08:22,239 --> 01:08:24,319
Speaker 1: Would have to change so much instantly.

1487
01:08:24,479 --> 01:08:27,079
Speaker 2: She would be like, have you like doctor, can we

1488
01:08:27,119 --> 01:08:30,399
give him a colosmy bag? Can we do the surgery proactively?

1489
01:08:30,439 --> 01:08:30,680
Speaker 1: Do this?

1490
01:08:30,840 --> 01:08:34,600
Speaker 2: Yeah? But mister Urray told the story. Now he was

1491
01:08:35,600 --> 01:08:38,119
mc MC but he was working in a high school

1492
01:08:38,199 --> 01:08:41,279
dance one time, like a mixer and like he was

1493
01:08:41,479 --> 01:08:42,880
just one of the teachers that there had to work it.

1494
01:08:43,119 --> 01:08:44,760
And you know they stop, you have to stop kids

1495
01:08:44,760 --> 01:08:47,479
from freaking on each other. And ship I got that

1496
01:08:47,520 --> 01:08:50,880
shoulder tap and uh, he went to do a shoulder

1497
01:08:50,920 --> 01:08:56,800
tap and well we didn't realize with that it was penetration.

1498
01:08:57,880 --> 01:09:01,119
Uh yeah, and uh, they're fucking.

1499
01:09:00,880 --> 01:09:01,359
Speaker 3: On the dance.

1500
01:09:01,479 --> 01:09:02,279
Speaker 1: That's so gross.

1501
01:09:02,399 --> 01:09:04,119
Speaker 2: Actually pulled them apart.

1502
01:09:04,479 --> 01:09:07,000
Speaker 1: Ew Is it like dogs or like ducks where they

1503
01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:09,199
have like a corkscrew dick and they can't be separated.

1504
01:09:09,399 --> 01:09:14,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, they pulled them apart and got blasted on. Ew.

1505
01:09:16,359 --> 01:09:20,479
Speaker 3: Proud of the kids, you know, don't let any adversity.

1506
01:09:20,520 --> 01:09:20,840
Speaker 2: He did not.

1507
01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:26,960
Speaker 1: They did not. Even that's so disgusting. That poor I

1508
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:29,399
wonder where she is. I wonder how she felt about

1509
01:09:29,399 --> 01:09:33,920
herself that day, because like it was probably it was

1510
01:09:34,039 --> 01:09:35,560
three strokes.

1511
01:09:34,960 --> 01:09:35,039
Speaker 3: Ye.

1512
01:09:35,640 --> 01:09:38,079
Speaker 2: How do you even last lot at that age?

1513
01:09:38,239 --> 01:09:38,479
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1514
01:09:38,560 --> 01:09:39,000
Speaker 3: Fifteen?

1515
01:09:39,279 --> 01:09:41,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not lasting long. You didn't need to pull

1516
01:09:41,640 --> 01:09:42,439
it out to come.

1517
01:09:42,520 --> 01:09:44,119
Speaker 2: Also, that is wild.

1518
01:09:44,479 --> 01:09:47,319
Speaker 3: It's being surrounded by your peers and.

1519
01:09:47,359 --> 01:09:49,880
Speaker 1: Just being like this is the time in the place,

1520
01:09:50,119 --> 01:09:51,880
with a corner lunch every day.

1521
01:09:52,560 --> 01:09:54,680
Speaker 2: You know, I don't remember all the details of the

1522
01:09:54,680 --> 01:09:56,239
story beside him getting blasted on.

1523
01:09:56,319 --> 01:09:57,159
Speaker 1: That's all you need to know.

1524
01:09:57,520 --> 01:09:59,399
Speaker 3: I mean, I've definitely seen some weird ship, like a

1525
01:09:59,479 --> 01:10:01,800
Panama Ady for spring break where people were just fucking

1526
01:10:01,840 --> 01:10:02,359
on the beach.

1527
01:10:03,159 --> 01:10:07,760
Speaker 1: But that just seemed like that's a spring break. It's

1528
01:10:07,800 --> 01:10:09,039
not a school dance, right.

1529
01:10:09,439 --> 01:10:15,039
Speaker 2: A Catholic, Yeah, exactly dance. Yeah the nineties, man, what.

1530
01:10:15,079 --> 01:10:16,000
Speaker 3: About the nineties?

1531
01:10:16,920 --> 01:10:19,680
Speaker 2: What what about the ninety nineties? Man, that's when shit

1532
01:10:19,720 --> 01:10:20,199
got wild.

1533
01:10:20,359 --> 01:10:22,720
Speaker 3: I was like nine after the nineties at.

1534
01:10:22,600 --> 01:10:24,840
Speaker 2: The end of the nineties. Yeah, I'm the old one here.

1535
01:10:25,119 --> 01:10:27,000
I wasn't in high school in the nineties, just to

1536
01:10:27,039 --> 01:10:29,119
be clear, I started high school in the year two thousand,

1537
01:10:32,640 --> 01:10:34,319
literally in the year two thousand.

1538
01:10:34,399 --> 01:10:36,000
Speaker 3: That's uh.

1539
01:10:36,680 --> 01:10:42,920
Speaker 2: So he also, uh, Alexander like like the opposite of

1540
01:10:42,960 --> 01:10:45,680
defund the police. He extra funded the secret police, of

1541
01:10:45,680 --> 01:10:48,560
course he did, and uh they just fucked up everybody.

1542
01:10:48,840 --> 01:10:52,319
And he was real anti Jewish, so anti Jewish that

1543
01:10:52,439 --> 01:10:55,000
pogroms broke out the day he got the crowd.

1544
01:10:55,319 --> 01:10:56,720
Speaker 3: Well did the Jews kills Dad?

1545
01:10:57,359 --> 01:10:57,479
Speaker 1: Uh?

1546
01:11:00,520 --> 01:11:00,720
Speaker 3: Well.

1547
01:11:00,760 --> 01:11:05,199
Speaker 2: A lot of Jewish people in Europe were anarchists. They

1548
01:11:05,199 --> 01:11:08,000
had a lot. Essentially, it's not because they're Jewish, but

1549
01:11:08,039 --> 01:11:11,720
it's because anarchists and communist socialists. A lot of them

1550
01:11:12,039 --> 01:11:14,600
college students and a lot of Jewish people went to college.

1551
01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:15,560
A lot of overlap.

1552
01:11:15,760 --> 01:11:17,039
Speaker 1: If so facto the Jews did it?

1553
01:11:17,119 --> 01:11:21,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah he obviously Israel didn't exist at this point. No,

1554
01:11:22,560 --> 01:11:26,760
but the macade was still round right right right, So.

1555
01:11:26,760 --> 01:11:30,159
Speaker 1: The cops are rounding up who.

1556
01:11:30,680 --> 01:11:33,880
Speaker 2: Everyone but used to the Jews. He took away Jewish

1557
01:11:33,920 --> 01:11:38,079
a lot of Jewish rights to about like owning property

1558
01:11:38,119 --> 01:11:38,960
and stuff like that.

1559
01:11:38,880 --> 01:11:40,880
Speaker 1: So that he reinstated a different slavery.

1560
01:11:41,039 --> 01:11:45,119
Speaker 2: In fact, yeah, in fact, his anti Semitism was so

1561
01:11:45,279 --> 01:11:49,319
bad that it caused the massive immigration of Russian Jews

1562
01:11:49,359 --> 01:11:50,119
to the United States.

1563
01:11:50,159 --> 01:11:50,600
Speaker 1: Wow.

1564
01:11:50,760 --> 01:11:53,680
Speaker 2: Hence what I said earlier on this one's for Jake

1565
01:11:54,680 --> 01:11:57,159
Alexander the Third. If it was not for Alexander the Third,

1566
01:11:57,199 --> 01:11:58,840
Jake would have never hosted this podcast.

1567
01:12:00,840 --> 01:12:03,680
Speaker 3: Wow, maybe we're more successful oysters.

1568
01:12:03,720 --> 01:12:07,319
Speaker 2: Oysters did what Alexander the Third couldn't keep Jack away

1569
01:12:07,319 --> 01:12:10,800
from us? Yeah yeah, So now it gets to the

1570
01:12:11,039 --> 01:12:14,039
pal like the ultimate story about Alexander's life, it just

1571
01:12:14,039 --> 01:12:17,520
sums up him and and and Russia as a country

1572
01:12:17,560 --> 01:12:21,439
in a nutshell. The Borski train disaster on October twenty ninth,

1573
01:12:21,600 --> 01:12:25,039
eighteen eighty eight, and the Imperial train carrying Alexander the

1574
01:12:25,039 --> 01:12:27,640
Third and his whole family. It's always his train always

1575
01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:31,720
was leaving Crimea heading to Saint Petersburg and uh it

1576
01:12:31,840 --> 01:12:37,960
derailed near Borki station or Borski station. Uh. The train

1577
01:12:38,239 --> 01:12:41,600
had fifteen carriages, was pulled by two steam locomotives.

1578
01:12:41,600 --> 01:12:46,079
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, what is this you just pulled out? A fan? Yeah,

1579
01:12:46,399 --> 01:12:47,520
a fan. Yeah.

1580
01:12:47,680 --> 01:12:49,520
Speaker 1: We live in a hot place and it's fucking awesome.

1581
01:12:49,600 --> 01:12:51,399
Speaker 3: I can't just let this go though.

1582
01:12:53,159 --> 01:12:54,800
Speaker 1: I'm so sweaty right now and it feels.

1583
01:12:54,560 --> 01:12:57,159
Speaker 2: So that's funny because this place is usually freezing.

1584
01:12:56,840 --> 01:12:58,479
Speaker 1: Fucking cold, right, it is so hot.

1585
01:12:58,760 --> 01:13:04,039
Speaker 3: It was I turned the when I got here. Dan, Interesting,

1586
01:13:04,199 --> 01:13:05,920
you do have that dog on you which has not moved?

1587
01:13:05,960 --> 01:13:07,239
Speaker 2: It alive alive?

1588
01:13:07,560 --> 01:13:09,279
Speaker 3: Is that like a Geisha fan? What is that?

1589
01:13:09,520 --> 01:13:09,720
Speaker 1: What?

1590
01:13:10,199 --> 01:13:11,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a fan.

1591
01:13:11,119 --> 01:13:11,840
Speaker 1: I got it in Europe.

1592
01:13:11,880 --> 01:13:13,520
Speaker 3: I don't know, but it's Japanese.

1593
01:13:14,399 --> 01:13:16,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's great.

1594
01:13:16,560 --> 01:13:18,399
Speaker 3: I want to try it, this stolen.

1595
01:13:18,079 --> 01:13:22,439
Speaker 2: Ballance fan myself here. We took a lot of things

1596
01:13:22,439 --> 01:13:23,159
from other people.

1597
01:13:23,279 --> 01:13:29,680
Speaker 3: Yeah that's nice. You can give we go Yeah, pretty

1598
01:13:29,760 --> 01:13:30,920
nice now, I was just hold on no first.

1599
01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:32,760
Speaker 2: It's also like a I feel like a church, a

1600
01:13:32,840 --> 01:13:35,840
southern church things such a.

1601
01:13:35,239 --> 01:13:37,079
Speaker 3: Wait, is this your totem to make sure.

1602
01:13:37,279 --> 01:13:40,960
Speaker 1: Make sure reality, Yeah, because she's slipping down.

1603
01:13:41,760 --> 01:13:47,239
Speaker 2: The dog doesn't work. So the train had fifteen carriages

1604
01:13:47,279 --> 01:13:50,159
and was pulled by two steam locomotives. It was traveling

1605
01:13:50,199 --> 01:13:52,520
at a high speed, and it derailed at two fourteen pm.

1606
01:13:53,119 --> 01:13:55,039
Twenty one people died instantly.

1607
01:13:56,439 --> 01:13:57,279
Speaker 3: Not unbreakable.

1608
01:13:57,359 --> 01:13:58,640
Speaker 1: It's more than India numbers.

1609
01:13:58,800 --> 01:13:59,079
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1610
01:13:59,760 --> 01:14:02,199
Speaker 2: Uh, and two more died later. Sixty eight were injured.

1611
01:14:03,119 --> 01:14:06,359
There is a rumor, not confirmed, but a rumor that

1612
01:14:06,479 --> 01:14:11,159
Alexander was drunk and or demanding the train go fast

1613
01:14:11,199 --> 01:14:14,760
as fuck. The former I want to go fast former

1614
01:14:14,800 --> 01:14:19,479
as a rumor. The latter is true. The train was

1615
01:14:19,960 --> 01:14:22,560
fucking flying for its weight.

1616
01:14:22,600 --> 01:14:24,199
Speaker 3: We're gonna break some land records.

1617
01:14:24,640 --> 01:14:29,199
Speaker 1: So also, he's certainly drunk. He's an alcoholic, right, Like

1618
01:14:29,239 --> 01:14:30,680
they were like, oh, would you be honest, It's like

1619
01:14:31,079 --> 01:14:32,840
an alcoholic is gonna be drunk on a flight.

1620
01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:36,359
Speaker 2: We like to say, whatever you think an alcoholic is

1621
01:14:36,399 --> 01:14:39,840
today was a normal person in the eighteen eighties. Yeah,

1622
01:14:39,880 --> 01:14:43,159
And whatever an alcoholic was in the eighteen eighties is

1623
01:14:43,479 --> 01:14:48,039
unfucking fathomable to modern society in the United States of America.

1624
01:14:48,119 --> 01:14:51,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, again, all I'm hearing is this guy being

1625
01:14:51,399 --> 01:14:51,800
the man.

1626
01:14:53,359 --> 01:14:54,960
Speaker 2: Well, you're gonna love how this story.

1627
01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:57,479
Speaker 1: Yet, so all these people die because of this fucking

1628
01:14:58,279 --> 01:15:00,600
so drifting train commercial.

1629
01:15:00,760 --> 01:15:02,800
Speaker 2: The commercial limit for passing trains at that time was

1630
01:15:02,840 --> 01:15:06,520
forty two axles. The Imperial train had sixty four axles,

1631
01:15:06,840 --> 01:15:10,079
and it was traveling at express speeds, and again it

1632
01:15:10,119 --> 01:15:14,479
was held by two engines. The Russians knew that the

1633
01:15:14,520 --> 01:15:17,840
train was also technically fucked up for like a decade,

1634
01:15:17,920 --> 01:15:19,119
but just never fixed it.

1635
01:15:19,239 --> 01:15:21,039
Speaker 1: Oh no, it's like when I get my oil light

1636
01:15:21,119 --> 01:15:22,560
on and you just let it ride.

1637
01:15:22,920 --> 01:15:28,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, which is very Russian. Uh. And here's proof that. Alexander.

1638
01:15:28,279 --> 01:15:30,159
Speaker 3: Why every time he come in for an oil change,

1639
01:15:30,159 --> 01:15:31,880
they charge you three hundred dollars.

1640
01:15:32,359 --> 01:15:33,920
Speaker 1: Like this is a night I have learned my lesson,

1641
01:15:33,960 --> 01:15:36,079
but I used to do that a very long not

1642
01:15:36,119 --> 01:15:37,920
even that. That's why my old Mini Cooper died.

1643
01:15:38,079 --> 01:15:41,159
Speaker 3: They know exactly your like knowledge on cars. Yeah, just

1644
01:15:41,159 --> 01:15:42,239
like we're gonna bend her over.

1645
01:15:42,520 --> 01:15:42,960
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1646
01:15:43,359 --> 01:15:46,119
Speaker 2: Oh I feel the same way. I walk in. I'm like, hello,

1647
01:15:46,159 --> 01:15:48,159
it looks like they're like this fucking pussy.

1648
01:15:48,319 --> 01:15:51,760
Speaker 3: Thankfully, my mentor taught me enough about oil changes your brain, daddy,

1649
01:15:52,479 --> 01:15:55,560
not with cars, but yeah, I gave you a few.

1650
01:15:57,560 --> 01:15:59,520
Speaker 2: Good for him.

1651
01:15:59,800 --> 01:16:04,560
Speaker 1: It showed you his dipstick. That's the uh your air

1652
01:16:05,920 --> 01:16:06,960
Your air filters are.

1653
01:16:06,880 --> 01:16:12,600
Speaker 2: Filthy air filter. Probably the mouth, I guess, yeah, your asshole,

1654
01:16:12,760 --> 01:16:13,359
the assholes.

1655
01:16:13,399 --> 01:16:18,119
Speaker 3: The oil change, No, the oil changes. Peel the what

1656
01:16:18,359 --> 01:16:18,920
it's a peel?

1657
01:16:19,479 --> 01:16:21,920
Speaker 2: Oh he's sounding you good lord?

1658
01:16:22,760 --> 01:16:23,880
Speaker 3: You know what oil changes?

1659
01:16:24,399 --> 01:16:26,960
Speaker 2: I thought oil change check check me for oil was.

1660
01:16:26,960 --> 01:16:28,680
Speaker 3: Certainly not your your whole.

1661
01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:30,359
Speaker 2: I thought it was your buttle pe hole.

1662
01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:35,000
Speaker 1: Boy boy, So the train is careening?

1663
01:16:35,720 --> 01:16:36,720
Speaker 2: Would you ever sound a man?

1664
01:16:37,520 --> 01:16:40,079
Speaker 1: Is that putting what in the piece of metal rod?

1665
01:16:41,359 --> 01:16:42,439
Speaker 2: Even if you loved him?

1666
01:16:42,760 --> 01:16:45,079
Speaker 1: Why would I do that if I loved him?

1667
01:16:46,439 --> 01:16:47,840
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1668
01:16:46,680 --> 01:16:49,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, you do have to anesthesize at first. I feel

1669
01:16:49,840 --> 01:16:52,520
like some novocaine for the penis.

1670
01:16:51,720 --> 01:16:55,920
Speaker 3: The weirdest request you've gotten A finger or two?

1671
01:16:56,840 --> 01:17:00,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, but that's not that weird in a

1672
01:17:00,880 --> 01:17:01,800
finger in a pee hole?

1673
01:17:01,960 --> 01:17:04,520
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I have seen that video.

1674
01:17:04,319 --> 01:17:07,760
Speaker 1: As well, but I don't know nothing that weird. I

1675
01:17:07,760 --> 01:17:11,760
guess everything pretty just pretty pretty front page porn stuff.

1676
01:17:11,760 --> 01:17:12,199
Speaker 3: It's fair.

1677
01:17:12,439 --> 01:17:14,279
Speaker 2: I feel like that's how most people live their lives.

1678
01:17:14,439 --> 01:17:17,319
Speaker 1: Like I just I wouldn't get to a place like

1679
01:17:17,359 --> 01:17:19,880
if somebody had like a very niche that like they

1680
01:17:19,920 --> 01:17:21,479
just need to be with other people with that with

1681
01:17:21,520 --> 01:17:23,479
the niche. Yeah, yeah, like it's like you can't just

1682
01:17:23,479 --> 01:17:23,800
bring it.

1683
01:17:24,359 --> 01:17:26,880
Speaker 2: You can't have a normy no bring it in. No,

1684
01:17:27,239 --> 01:17:29,119
but maybe they're like vampires, right, they just want to

1685
01:17:29,119 --> 01:17:30,239
convert more and more.

1686
01:17:30,520 --> 01:17:32,479
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not your girl, I'll tell you that

1687
01:17:32,600 --> 01:17:37,399
right now. I'm a quitter. I'm not gonna do crazy

1688
01:17:37,439 --> 01:17:38,079
fuck stuff.

1689
01:17:38,279 --> 01:17:40,000
Speaker 2: That's It's funny. There was like an episode of Sex

1690
01:17:40,039 --> 01:17:43,279
in the City in the nineties where I think Miranda

1691
01:17:44,039 --> 01:17:46,359
was like, I don't want to eat this guy's ass.

1692
01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:49,279
Speaker 1: No it was there was no there's ass eating.

1693
01:17:49,560 --> 01:17:52,760
Speaker 2: No I remember it because he's eating her ass, and

1694
01:17:52,800 --> 01:17:53,880
she was like, I guess I'll deal with it. I

1695
01:17:53,920 --> 01:17:55,239
don't really like it, Like.

1696
01:17:55,319 --> 01:17:57,039
Speaker 1: She didn't want to kiss him after he went down

1697
01:17:57,039 --> 01:17:57,279
on her.

1698
01:17:57,479 --> 01:17:58,880
Speaker 2: No, No, there's another one with ass eating.

1699
01:17:59,159 --> 01:18:01,560
Speaker 3: I'll have to find not arguing about twenty year old

1700
01:18:01,560 --> 01:18:02,079
TV show.

1701
01:18:04,199 --> 01:18:06,920
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I wouldn't need us here, need a man's

1702
01:18:08,399 --> 01:18:10,520
I wouldn't even I mean, I wouldn't even put a

1703
01:18:10,560 --> 01:18:11,199
finger in there.

1704
01:18:11,359 --> 01:18:12,199
Speaker 2: You don't want to go there.

1705
01:18:12,279 --> 01:18:14,319
Speaker 1: I just know how much time you'll spend on the toilet, like,

1706
01:18:14,359 --> 01:18:15,439
it's just a lot of time.

1707
01:18:15,640 --> 01:18:20,000
Speaker 2: I'm quick, I'm quick, I'm a I'm a. I hang out.

1708
01:18:20,520 --> 01:18:22,239
Speaker 1: Men hang out because you're avoiding life.

1709
01:18:22,359 --> 01:18:24,319
Speaker 2: Yep, no one can talk. Don't you can give you

1710
01:18:24,319 --> 01:18:25,279
sh when you're on the toilet.

1711
01:18:25,479 --> 01:18:27,199
Speaker 3: It's so wrong with that. Some peace of mind.

1712
01:18:27,359 --> 01:18:29,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the only freedom I.

1713
01:18:29,319 --> 01:18:32,560
Speaker 1: Have left right for it in the fucking so.

1714
01:18:34,560 --> 01:18:38,600
Speaker 2: He was very into the speed Alexander was. Two months

1715
01:18:38,600 --> 01:18:43,000
before the crash, he actually got upset at one of

1716
01:18:43,039 --> 01:18:48,760
the railroad commissioners, Serge Witta's insistence that the train was

1717
01:18:48,840 --> 01:18:55,640
always going too fast and no. Alexander the Third was

1718
01:18:55,680 --> 01:18:58,840
basically like, my train goes fast, just fine on every

1719
01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:01,760
other every other road. You don't want it to go

1720
01:19:01,840 --> 01:19:04,840
fast on your road because you have a jew road.

1721
01:19:05,920 --> 01:19:09,079
You're a jew and your Jewish road can't handle my speed.

1722
01:19:09,239 --> 01:19:11,439
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's so stupid.

1723
01:19:13,439 --> 01:19:15,239
Speaker 2: I don't know if he was on a Jewish railroad

1724
01:19:15,600 --> 01:19:18,359
went and derailed, but it couldn't handle his speed.

1725
01:19:18,439 --> 01:19:19,199
Speaker 1: I sure hope he was.

1726
01:19:19,319 --> 01:19:21,000
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1727
01:19:21,880 --> 01:19:26,079
Speaker 2: But here is where Alexander comes out a hero in

1728
01:19:26,199 --> 01:19:29,960
this story where he definitely got twenty three people killed.

1729
01:19:30,840 --> 01:19:32,560
Speaker 3: He saved the conductor.

1730
01:19:32,600 --> 01:19:37,239
Speaker 2: Close as the train derailed and they were they were

1731
01:19:37,239 --> 01:19:40,159
all having lunch at the time, the royal family.

1732
01:19:40,319 --> 01:19:41,720
Speaker 1: Oh I interrupted lunch.

1733
01:19:41,920 --> 01:19:45,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, the roof of the dining car collapsed, and this

1734
01:19:46,079 --> 01:19:49,119
bear of a man lifting deck, furniture and all other

1735
01:19:49,279 --> 01:19:53,159
manner of things above his head like a goddamn.

1736
01:19:52,640 --> 01:19:56,880
Speaker 3: Superhero, like Spider Man with the webs yep, holding on

1737
01:19:56,920 --> 01:19:57,560
for dear life.

1738
01:19:58,479 --> 01:20:02,479
Speaker 2: He held the fuck in beams of the collapsing roof

1739
01:20:02,560 --> 01:20:07,000
up so his family could escape unharmed.

1740
01:20:07,039 --> 01:20:07,560
Speaker 3: He's a hero.

1741
01:20:08,119 --> 01:20:10,239
Speaker 1: And that's where we get the phrase raised the roof.

1742
01:20:11,319 --> 01:20:12,119
Who was a party.

1743
01:20:13,720 --> 01:20:17,560
Speaker 2: The Romanov survival was hailed as a miracle, and obviously

1744
01:20:18,000 --> 01:20:20,760
Czar Alexander the Third was hailed as a hero for

1745
01:20:20,840 --> 01:20:21,239
doing it.

1746
01:20:22,079 --> 01:20:24,640
Speaker 3: However, you know, and they went on to do great

1747
01:20:24,680 --> 01:20:27,640
things for Romanovs, right, like the definitely didn't end poorly.

1748
01:20:27,640 --> 01:20:30,439
Speaker 2: You mean with his son, Nicholas the second, who was

1749
01:20:30,520 --> 01:20:34,239
the last Czar. And by the way, so this was

1750
01:20:34,279 --> 01:20:37,920
all for none, this train accident, because they end his

1751
01:20:37,920 --> 01:20:42,960
bloodline probably soon, right, This train accident probably did and

1752
01:20:43,199 --> 01:20:49,199
is what caused his bloodline and because he died Alexander

1753
01:20:49,239 --> 01:20:53,279
the Third in eighteen ninety four of kidney failure and

1754
01:20:53,319 --> 01:20:57,600
that kidney failure was linked to he was injured in

1755
01:20:57,640 --> 01:21:00,319
the train accident from the roof, from holding up the roof.

1756
01:21:01,279 --> 01:21:04,600
It damaged his kidneys and he never recovered.

1757
01:21:04,600 --> 01:21:06,800
Speaker 1: Probably kept drinking, maybe not all the alcohol, you'd think

1758
01:21:06,800 --> 01:21:07,720
that didn't help.

1759
01:21:07,920 --> 01:21:10,520
Speaker 3: Well, probably processing all the protein as well.

1760
01:21:10,479 --> 01:21:13,760
Speaker 2: When you're when your kidneys take a blunt force trauma.

1761
01:21:14,079 --> 01:21:17,840
Ohning function with the amount of alcohol you're drinking.

1762
01:21:17,920 --> 01:21:19,520
Speaker 1: Uh huh did they go into failure?

1763
01:21:19,640 --> 01:21:19,960
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1764
01:21:19,960 --> 01:21:21,840
Speaker 2: So he died at the age of forty nine in

1765
01:21:21,880 --> 01:21:26,199
eighteen ninety four. His son, Zar Nicholas the second would

1766
01:21:26,279 --> 01:21:29,800
succeed him. He was killed by the Bolsheviks in nineteen seventeen.

1767
01:21:29,840 --> 01:21:34,840
They succeeded him. Had Alexander the third, this hard ass motherfucker,

1768
01:21:36,000 --> 01:21:38,720
not had that train accident, he would have been sixty

1769
01:21:38,800 --> 01:21:42,119
nine at the outbreak of World War One and seventy

1770
01:21:42,199 --> 01:21:45,119
four ish thirty four to seventy five when the Russian

1771
01:21:45,159 --> 01:21:46,039
Revolution happened.

1772
01:21:47,000 --> 01:21:49,760
Speaker 1: Who knows, could have ended pretty differently.

1773
01:21:49,520 --> 01:21:51,279
Speaker 2: European history would have been if he had not. If

1774
01:21:51,279 --> 01:21:53,960
he had, you know, that train accident had not happened,

1775
01:21:53,960 --> 01:21:56,560
if he had not had the kidney failure. And he's

1776
01:21:56,600 --> 01:21:59,960
dealing with these motherfuckers, by the way, one of his

1777
01:22:00,079 --> 01:22:03,640
even though even though he was a badass and hundred

1778
01:22:03,680 --> 01:22:06,520
bears and all the ship, he actually one of his

1779
01:22:06,600 --> 01:22:10,880
biggest accomplishments good accomplishments, I guess you could say, was

1780
01:22:11,239 --> 01:22:13,760
they know they weren't in any major wars during his

1781
01:22:14,239 --> 01:22:17,640
It's good wars or anything like that. So who knows

1782
01:22:17,640 --> 01:22:20,399
what would have happened with Russia entering or not entering

1783
01:22:20,800 --> 01:22:23,560
World War One had Zar Alexander the Third still been

1784
01:22:23,560 --> 01:22:26,119
in charge, or maybe it would have been handled more competently.

1785
01:22:26,239 --> 01:22:28,119
He could a dealt with Lenin, he could have dealt

1786
01:22:28,159 --> 01:22:30,920
with the with the communists there there are a lot

1787
01:22:30,960 --> 01:22:34,520
of what ifs. If Tzar Alexander the Third lives into

1788
01:22:34,560 --> 01:22:35,520
old age.

1789
01:22:35,279 --> 01:22:36,279
Speaker 3: We don't get to the moon.

1790
01:22:37,399 --> 01:22:39,600
Speaker 1: Thanks could have been different. We would have been different,

1791
01:22:39,600 --> 01:22:42,319
but we would have never gotten raised the roof. So

1792
01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:45,760
I think it all worked out as it should.

1793
01:22:45,520 --> 01:22:48,000
Speaker 2: Get a level leveled out. That is the story of

1794
01:22:49,079 --> 01:22:52,000
Ar Alexander the Third. What you guys learned today, we're

1795
01:22:52,199 --> 01:22:53,159
out for him.

1796
01:22:53,479 --> 01:22:57,279
Speaker 1: I learned that this guy is just to fucking meat

1797
01:22:57,319 --> 01:23:00,680
head show off who can't just like just chill.

1798
01:23:02,479 --> 01:23:02,960
Speaker 2: He had no chill?

1799
01:23:03,000 --> 01:23:06,000
Speaker 1: Why don't we just go at the normal speed today, Honey.

1800
01:23:05,800 --> 01:23:10,560
Speaker 3: Seemed pretty chill lifting furniture over his head.

1801
01:23:10,239 --> 01:23:13,039
Speaker 1: Dan really resonates with their hero today.

1802
01:23:13,079 --> 01:23:17,079
Speaker 2: He's just one of the boys, kind of kind of

1803
01:23:17,720 --> 01:23:21,560
like he just he's himself. He's he's unabashedly himself.

1804
01:23:22,520 --> 01:23:24,239
Speaker 3: Had a bit of a villain arc because his dad

1805
01:23:24,279 --> 01:23:25,279
gets murked.

1806
01:23:25,279 --> 01:23:27,399
Speaker 2: And he takes away all the.

1807
01:23:27,399 --> 01:23:30,039
Speaker 3: Rights of the Russian people, mostly Jews.

1808
01:23:30,079 --> 01:23:34,920
Speaker 2: But that was a win for America, for Hollywood, for.

1809
01:23:35,039 --> 01:23:38,079
Speaker 1: Movies, think about it, for the weather, for everything.

1810
01:23:39,600 --> 01:23:41,439
Speaker 2: Who's Today's Who's today's Hitler?

1811
01:23:43,960 --> 01:23:46,520
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with the anarchists took out his dad.

1812
01:23:47,079 --> 01:23:48,359
Speaker 1: Alexander is the hitler.

1813
01:23:48,560 --> 01:23:50,840
Speaker 3: Alexander, Yes, why what do you do?

1814
01:23:50,880 --> 01:23:52,680
Speaker 1: Because he did a lot of hitlery stuff.

1815
01:23:53,720 --> 01:23:56,760
Speaker 3: He was on a train, so what he's on a train.

1816
01:23:56,720 --> 01:23:58,359
Speaker 1: He's deporting Jews.

1817
01:23:58,680 --> 01:24:01,000
Speaker 3: He's Hitler did to poor Juice?

1818
01:24:01,439 --> 01:24:03,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, they wish kind of.

1819
01:24:03,600 --> 01:24:07,800
Speaker 1: Literally yeah, uh yeah, it's him, Okay.

1820
01:24:08,359 --> 01:24:10,479
Speaker 2: I do like the take of it's the people who

1821
01:24:10,560 --> 01:24:14,199
I'll assassinated Alexander for the second like literally getting the

1822
01:24:14,239 --> 01:24:17,359
best you've ever gotten, and they're like not good enough.

1823
01:24:17,640 --> 01:24:19,439
This will lonely work out in our favor.

1824
01:24:20,159 --> 01:24:24,560
Speaker 3: And it works out so so badly, just doing the

1825
01:24:24,600 --> 01:24:27,399
best with the handy guts dating in his fucking dead

1826
01:24:27,399 --> 01:24:28,920
brother's ex girlfriend.

1827
01:24:29,760 --> 01:24:31,000
Speaker 2: I like the proposal story.

1828
01:24:31,399 --> 01:24:33,159
Speaker 1: I liked that he didn't cheat. I don't think he

1829
01:24:33,199 --> 01:24:36,079
was cheat loyal at the very least, you can't say

1830
01:24:36,079 --> 01:24:36,800
he wasn't loyal.

1831
01:24:36,920 --> 01:24:40,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, and his dad was just having his cock around

1832
01:24:40,680 --> 01:24:42,439
town pretty much. Yeah.

1833
01:24:42,479 --> 01:24:46,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, life got a cold. He was like, you're you're sick.

1834
01:24:46,840 --> 01:24:47,359
I'm banging.

1835
01:24:48,039 --> 01:24:49,119
Speaker 1: You gotta do what you gotta do.

1836
01:24:49,199 --> 01:24:51,520
Speaker 3: But I mean, there's precedent now for you. Yeah.

1837
01:24:51,600 --> 01:24:55,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, Corney is sick a lot, and I do count

1838
01:24:55,479 --> 01:24:56,479
pregnancy is sickness.

1839
01:24:57,600 --> 01:24:58,680
Speaker 3: Just keep pumping her full.

1840
01:24:58,600 --> 01:25:02,239
Speaker 1: Baby, Yeah, no more, No, that's enough, go.

1841
01:25:02,159 --> 01:25:02,640
Speaker 3: For the girl.

1842
01:25:02,640 --> 01:25:03,479
Speaker 1: We're so stop it.

1843
01:25:03,479 --> 01:25:04,880
Speaker 2: We're so fucking stop it.

1844
01:25:04,920 --> 01:25:05,800
Speaker 3: Rightball team.

1845
01:25:05,960 --> 01:25:10,399
Speaker 2: I literally just being a sounding there's just a coffee

1846
01:25:10,399 --> 01:25:11,720
stopper in my penis right now.

1847
01:25:11,760 --> 01:25:14,279
Speaker 1: You're just like, yeah, at all times.

1848
01:25:14,039 --> 01:25:15,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, just track her cycle.

1849
01:25:16,640 --> 01:25:18,560
Speaker 2: It's not it's not worth the risk.

1850
01:25:19,000 --> 01:25:20,920
Speaker 3: Don't come when she's ovulated.

1851
01:25:21,000 --> 01:25:22,960
Speaker 2: It's not worth the risk.

1852
01:25:23,039 --> 01:25:25,720
Speaker 1: No, we need you to give a sectimy. That's content.

1853
01:25:26,039 --> 01:25:31,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry, you don't like to play with the odds.

1854
01:25:31,640 --> 01:25:35,159
Speaker 1: I don't because yeah, because all the odds show that

1855
01:25:35,279 --> 01:25:36,279
he's gonna lose.

1856
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Speaker 3: Babies at the right time. He knows when to do it.

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01:25:39,680 --> 01:25:42,199
Speaker 1: It's like if you get rich, if you if this,

1858
01:25:42,359 --> 01:25:44,319
if everything works out, you can do whatever you want.

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Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, it's like minus ten thousand odds though, right,

1860
01:25:46,880 --> 01:25:49,800
Like if I win, I make very little money, and

1861
01:25:49,840 --> 01:25:51,199
if I lose, I lose a lot of money.

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01:25:51,279 --> 01:25:51,760
Speaker 1: Exactly.

1863
01:25:51,840 --> 01:25:53,720
Speaker 3: There's like a five day window. You can't come in

1864
01:25:53,760 --> 01:25:55,159
your wife, and you.

1865
01:25:55,079 --> 01:25:57,600
Speaker 1: Can't take five days every twenty days more or less.

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01:25:57,680 --> 01:25:57,960
It's like.

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Speaker 4: The math.

1868
01:26:01,479 --> 01:26:03,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not I don't know, it's not great.

1869
01:26:03,199 --> 01:26:05,119
Speaker 2: I think you should just get I'm gonna do that.

1870
01:26:05,159 --> 01:26:07,640
Speaker 3: Don't worry you're gonna mutilate your penis.

1871
01:26:07,800 --> 01:26:10,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, my vast deference his.

1872
01:26:10,760 --> 01:26:11,720
Speaker 1: Dick's gonna be fine.

1873
01:26:11,880 --> 01:26:12,840
Speaker 3: It's not gonna be fine.

1874
01:26:13,000 --> 01:26:14,079
Speaker 2: Well, I guess we'll find out.

1875
01:26:14,199 --> 01:26:18,880
Speaker 3: It's just I'm anti TRT and I'm anti victomy.

1876
01:26:19,000 --> 01:26:20,399
Speaker 1: Well, then you don't have to do it. You need

1877
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to be his body, his choice.

1878
01:26:21,920 --> 01:26:25,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, that tr T is a gender firm in care.

1879
01:26:25,960 --> 01:26:26,159
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1880
01:26:26,279 --> 01:26:29,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's testosteroe. Yeah, that's gender firm and care.

1881
01:26:29,239 --> 01:26:30,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're affirming.

1882
01:26:30,439 --> 01:26:33,760
Speaker 1: So is botox. That's gender affirm and care breast implants,

1883
01:26:33,840 --> 01:26:37,800
gender firming care. Sorry, you can't grow fat naturals like

1884
01:26:37,840 --> 01:26:40,840
some of us at this table. And Nan, me and

1885
01:26:40,920 --> 01:26:42,239
Dan have got great tits.

1886
01:26:42,399 --> 01:26:44,359
Speaker 3: I got great tits.

1887
01:26:44,359 --> 01:26:48,640
Speaker 1: Perky, firm, full hand, a handful.

1888
01:26:49,880 --> 01:26:52,720
Speaker 3: Great ass too, worked for it.

1889
01:26:52,840 --> 01:26:57,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all I got for today. For Dan Or Jester,

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01:26:57,319 --> 01:27:02,479
Gabby Monte Mayor and Milo Montemor. I'm Rob Fox.

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Speaker 3: Check out our patreon, Gabby, where can the find folks

1892
01:27:05,319 --> 01:27:05,640
find you?

1893
01:27:06,079 --> 01:27:08,199
Speaker 1: H Gab Monty If you like me and don't If

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01:27:08,199 --> 01:27:10,880
you don't, go, well you

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Speaker 3: Just got soft served