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<v Speaker 1>One with Lynch Intaco on Orlando's rock station one oh

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<v Speaker 1>one one w j r R. Actually, it's just with

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<v Speaker 1>Lynch this morning, Taco. Bob is off. His daughter is

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<v Speaker 1>graduating this morning, so he will be there in attendance.

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<v Speaker 1>Congratulations to her, by the way, and to all the graduates,

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<v Speaker 1>whether it's you know whatever grade level, finishing up or

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<v Speaker 1>moving on to your next adventure or level of Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>special day, let's begin in Ohio, thirty seven year old

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<v Speaker 1>guy went into home depot. He was going to do

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<v Speaker 1>one of these deals where you'll load up a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of stuff and try to roll out of the store

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<v Speaker 1>with it. You know. Now, of course, if Bob was here,

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<v Speaker 1>this is where he would jump in and do his

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<v Speaker 1>rant on Bob World Order. And I wholeheartedly back that up.

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<v Speaker 1>This guy get a little creative though, and it goes

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<v Speaker 1>with a theory we've talked about on this show before.

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<v Speaker 1>The thirty seven year old named Joshua who Hughey, went

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<v Speaker 1>to his home depot pretending to be a sales representative

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<v Speaker 1>for Dwalt Tools. They makes some good tools, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>So he heads over to the area where the Dwault

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<v Speaker 1>stuff is kept, and he used some bolt cutters, which

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<v Speaker 1>he just grabbed off the shelf in the store and

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<v Speaker 1>clipped open the lock on the metal gate containing the

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<v Speaker 1>pricier power tools, and just started loading all this stuff

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<v Speaker 1>onto one of those flatbed carts that they have, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>in home depot. All in all, he ended up with

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<v Speaker 1>about twenty three different items, totaling up about forty two

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<v Speaker 1>hundred dollars worth of stuff as he tried to roll

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<v Speaker 1>out of the store. Little did Joshua know, though, that

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<v Speaker 1>they had spotted him. The store security had spotted him,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're just going to go. Let's let's let him

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<v Speaker 1>rack up as much as he wants here, and then

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<v Speaker 1>we'll snag him as he walks out of the store,

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<v Speaker 1>which is exactly what happened. You know, he had think,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, probably thought he was going to get away

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<v Speaker 1>with this. And this is where that theory that we've

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<v Speaker 1>talked about, if you show up someplace and just pretend

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<v Speaker 1>like you're supposed to be there, nine times out of

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<v Speaker 1>ten people aren't gonna question yet, even security not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>question you. Heck, I saw this, I don't. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>really I probably shouldn't have mentioned this. But our own paramore,

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<v Speaker 1>who works in the promotions department. I saw him out

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<v Speaker 1>at Rockville. He put on one of those reflective vests

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<v Speaker 1>and just started walking around wherever the hell he wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to go. No one asked him a thing, So you

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<v Speaker 1>know it's true because a lot of he must belong here.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to be the one question. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>poor Joshua. Yeah he's going to give him an a

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<v Speaker 1>for creativity rather than just loading up a cart and

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<v Speaker 1>trying to bum rush the front door. But yeah, forty

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<v Speaker 1>two hundred dollars worth of stuff. Yeah, I'm sure he'll

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<v Speaker 1>have a hefty fine. At least hopefully it's some jail

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<v Speaker 1>time involved with that. What could possibly go wrong with

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<v Speaker 1>this idea? The Virginia Aquarium, which is in Virginia Beach, Virginia,

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<v Speaker 1>is hosting its very first adults only overnight sleepover coming

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<v Speaker 1>up next month. In all nighter cost one hundred and

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<v Speaker 1>twenty five dollars per person. You got to be twenty

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<v Speaker 1>one and older. You bring your own sleeping bags, and

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<v Speaker 1>then you are are allowed to spread out in camp

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<v Speaker 1>out near the aquarium's exhibits. Of course, I'm sure to

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<v Speaker 1>be very picturesque and quite nice at night. But Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>The event includes dinner, a late night snack, and breakfast. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>alcohol is available for purchase. As I said, you bring

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<v Speaker 1>your own sleeping bags and or air mattresses. This is

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get freaky. The fish people are gonna's popular spot

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<v Speaker 1>with people, you know, for visitors. They clocked like nearly

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<v Speaker 1>a million visitors over the last year, and the aquarium

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<v Speaker 1>says so it's a unique way to experience marine life

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<v Speaker 1>after hours. Space is very limited. If this sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>something you want to do, you can go get a

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<v Speaker 1>hold of the Virginia Aquarium in Virginia Beach. It's June

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<v Speaker 1>twenty first. Just bring your sleeping bag or your air

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<v Speaker 1>mattress and plenty of money for alcohol. Finally, there's this.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll just this woman's getting some attention of course on TikTok,

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<v Speaker 1>and she has your standard issue TikTok voice. You'll hear

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<v Speaker 1>her in a second here. The bottom line is she

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<v Speaker 1>claims that her ex boyfriend's fart gave her a seven

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<v Speaker 1>year sinus infection. Yeah, this would be Christine Connell.

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<v Speaker 2>What say you, Christine, we dated like seven years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>I've had a persistent sinus infection ever since. He and

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<v Speaker 2>I stayed in a hotel one night after I had surgery,

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<v Speaker 2>and he farted terribly. I got my sinus infection culture

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<v Speaker 2>today and it is E coal. I usually don't get

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<v Speaker 2>E Coli in your sinuses because ecoi is from poop.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how does that get in near sinuses

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<v Speaker 2>unless you have a boyfriend who farts disgustingly and you

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<v Speaker 2>are forced to inhale it because you are immobile after ankle.

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<v Speaker 1>Surgery seven years ago. Huh had it seven years sinus

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<v Speaker 1>infection because of a fart in a hotel room after

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<v Speaker 1>you had ankle surgery. Yeah, sounds like somebody desperately needs

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<v Speaker 1>attention and well, for that matter, a new boyfriend. It's

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<v Speaker 1>been seven years. Linchin Taco on demand delloady I hearty

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