Speaker 1: Neonic for my adoptions, has us?
Speaker 2: I have everything? Do you all need to go to
the restroom getting a drink, snacked, whatever before we begin?
Speaker 3: Now, I'm my way to run in the middle of combat.
Speaker 2: Okay, bad bat, That sounds about right, right in the
middle of my turn to right your turn to ask
any of the way.
Speaker 3: Nothing better than taking a dump during whatever? Coady bullshit Cody.
Speaker 1: Oh because of my bullshit? Motherfucker stunted right now?
Speaker 2: Okay, that's true? That is true.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, well we gotta stop using fucking magic.
Speaker 2: What James, No, don't you dare? Don't you dare? Oh?
Speaker 3: Rude?
Speaker 2: And did he spect? I mean I've already given I
already said that when you.
Speaker 3: Hit it, gave that away. That's public knowledge.
Speaker 2: Did I did? I did? But no one's really caught
onto that.
Speaker 4: How was there for that conversation? So I remember?
Speaker 2: Do you you don't remember?
Speaker 3: How?
Speaker 4: That's I remember? I remember the most inconvenient things.
Speaker 2: That is true. It's true. Bless your heart.
Speaker 1: Who's it inconvenient for? Is it inconvenient for other people
or for yourself? Because if it's for other people, keep
being inconvenient.
Speaker 4: It's usually for other people. I keep doing it because
I'll be all like, hey, remember that one embarrassing time?
Speaker 1: God?
Speaker 5: Yeah, and you know what, people can talk all I
can see what Jacob is that goldfish from Amazing World
Gumball on the fucking salt container and just him in
the fucking rainbow saying stay salty, bitch, I have that stage.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: I've never watched Gumballs, so I don't know what you're
talking about.
Speaker 2: You need to You need to.
Speaker 4: Is a Cartoon Network show. I don't give a shot
about those Cartoon Network shows. No see nothing after I'd say,
like Foster's Home for our Imaginary Friends was with the
last Adventure Time.
Speaker 1: Really, anybody who wants to talk shit on the Adventure
Time can.
Speaker 3: Like, I got it, I got some. Adventure Time was good.
It was good. It took a while to get used to,
but it was pretty good. Stephen Universe is trash.
Speaker 1: I don't care what anybody says.
Speaker 2: I have a weird.
Speaker 1: I've never watched either, so my opinion on that on
that show has no bearing.
Speaker 4: So I stopped watching Cartoon Network right before Adventure Time
came out, so I've never seen Adventure Time. I've never
seen him a Gumball. I've never seen Stephen Universe, none
of it.
Speaker 1: I would honestly highly recommend Adventure Time, like it tackles
some really really crazy adult themes in a way that's
like really well done and not like it doesn't pander
to the children at all, like some crazy ship happens.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I tried watching it.
Speaker 2: Did you have you watched Chowder?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 4: Was like Chowder was on when I was still watching
some of Cartoon Network by that but that by that
point I was already like, yeah, I'm checking out.
Speaker 2: Okay. I was about to say, if you like Chowder,
you'll like Gumball. Same vibe Chowder.
Speaker 3: Chowder, Chowder is fucking Chowder is one of them shows.
Chowder was on the same same vein as cow and Chicken.
Speaker 1: Oh you know it was a.
Speaker 6: Chicken was clever, uh.
Speaker 3: Cowen. Chicken was on Performance and Hands and Drugs.
Speaker 1: Writer was on like Shrews or something.
Speaker 3: It was.
Speaker 1: There's no way none of that wasn't written.
Speaker 2: I still can't get past the biker lesbians named after
carpet carpet munches. I can't.
Speaker 4: I used to used to sing the opening together, but
like he he wanted to be Chicken and he made
me be cow. So he would be all like Mama
had a chicken, and we would point at our mom too.
We would point right at our mom and just be
like Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow. Dad
was proud. He didn't say how or he was.
Speaker 3: That's the devil was de.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I'm not even I'm not even mad.
Speaker 4: Him was powerpup girls.
Speaker 3: Yeah no, no, no him girls, but him, but him
is also Devin.
Speaker 2: I I love him. He's just a he's a vibe.
He's an He's an unkillable demon who literally just fucks
around because it's fun. He's bored.
Speaker 3: He's a dumb useless He's not useless.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Nothing brightens a children's show like a unkillable demonic transvestite.
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly.
Speaker 1: No, hang on, take that back slenh sly.
Speaker 3: Okay, so does not brighten children's days. She just him?
Speaker 2: Oh he lost? Oh God, I think I feel that
was pointed. I feel he.
Speaker 3: No, no, he was taken by sch god. Oh no,
codda ignorance is a shield. Use it.
Speaker 2: A pray to the gods, not a monkey.
Speaker 3: No, no, do not pray to these gods. Do not
pray to these gods. These are not the gods you
pray to.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, do not pray to Daddy, girdle, grandfather. Y.
Speaker 3: Let's be real, if anyone's daddy, it's Corn.
Speaker 4: The band, Yes, yes, yes, the game.
Speaker 3: Yes. Jonathan David. Jonathan Davis is our Lord and savior.
Speaker 1: You know. One of my favorite sayings was Corn gave
head to God just to heads up.
Speaker 2: And who those horn You're.
Speaker 4: Well that explains a lot, Devin.
Speaker 1: Huh damn?
Speaker 2: Who sound like Corn? I only liked one album from Corn.
I like thatird one they did with Scrillicks, the Duve
sub one. Yeah, that one.
Speaker 7: Say.
Speaker 4: Every time Lucas was going like on one of his
like like autistic hyperfixations or something, and he was just
ranting on like one of his interests. Most most of
the time it was it was magic gathering, right, I
would like get so note with him that I would
pull up the song, get up and fast forward it
to the chorus and turn up the volume and then
I would just play it in front of him, and
all he would hear is Horne shouting. Yet Lucas would
just stop and look at me. He would always have
this look up, just utter betrayal on his face, like,
how dare you now you get so man? My own
blood feel the betrayal? How dare you not like the
same things.
Speaker 6: That I like?
Speaker 2: Darey? Hi, Welcome back to D and D where I
sound like the fucking crip keeper. I am your okay,
good somebody people are smart today.
Speaker 1: I'm your house and enthused.
Speaker 2: Well that's partially because of just my voice. Currently, there's
no high pitch energy in these pipes today is my
voice deep? Oh my god, marking on your calendars. I
gotta be like that for long. But I'm your host
and m Devin and today I'm joined with people who
are who are you people? First? Up is in the down?
Speaker 3: Oh I'm I am the Almighty Indigo, or if if
Cody's around, I'm Guardian Down. I'm playing the role of Max.
And uh yeah, let's see how long Devin lasts in
this game.
Speaker 2: The fuck? Maybe how long I'm going to last the
DM I'm gonna live forever mhm.
Speaker 1: For those who don't know, because he decided to give
out my nickname, I'm Cody Dakota, playing myth and he
is also Guardian Dewn.
Speaker 3: You could have just stayed silent. They don't know that
that was you.
Speaker 1: They have to know.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, I'm just aving, just watching, just watching the
straight on bisexual violence.
Speaker 3: Hi.
Speaker 4: My name is Jacob and I play free.
Speaker 2: Fagot.
Speaker 6: My name is Tyler. I played the role of Tom,
and I feel like I fail for some kind of
old style family guide joke from having to eat souls.
Here try this body. Okay, that was a joke, buddy.
Now you're thinking of eating souls?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, sound like a family skit, it does
it is?
Speaker 2: Oh no, oh oh that's that's just.
Speaker 3: As bad, same things terrible.
Speaker 4: Oh wait, I thought it was meth. No wait, Peter
got addicted to meth willingly?
Speaker 2: How does one will never mind? You're gonta leave that loud.
So Tiff is not here today, so I will do
said housekeeping. I don't have her her spiel, so we're
just gonna wait it today, ladies.
Speaker 3: And yeah, it seems like you two should have recorded it.
Speaker 1: Wow, I mean, hey, wow, we could post just out
of a pre recorded verse.
Speaker 2: That's true, we could you know what.
Speaker 1: You know what editor put this in post?
Speaker 2: Thank you, future future devid put it in post. Put
it in post?
Speaker 3: So did you forget to put it in post. I
bet you did.
Speaker 2: I bet you did. I bet he didn't. I bet.
What's gonna happen is he's doing He's going to get
almost posted almost post this episode and didn't realize, Oh fuck,
I forgot to put it in there. And then he'll
go back and edit in after he finished, after he
spent like twenty minutes rendering it at the highest quality imaginable,
and it takes for maybe his Coulpeter freezes once and
then like and then he has to go back and redo.
Speaker 6: It's all over again, and then for safety reasons to
ask us each to do it one after another, I.
Speaker 2: Steel called out, Oh my god, damn.
Speaker 4: I'm Cosmo and I'm Wanda, and we're your fairy god.
Speaker 2: Parents and I'm depressed. Yes, I will add the post.
So any whosies? So what happened last time?
Speaker 1: Well, we were like Christopher Columbus in nineteen forty two,
Oh question of course. And then we found a giant
invisible wall, yeah, and with a giant invisible squid tentacle monster.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then proceeded upon a van parent.
Speaker 1: You did not tell us it was vampur kive. We
have not.
Speaker 3: No, you did not, You did not. You were you
were building some suspense and mystery and they just fucked
it up.
Speaker 7: Oops.
Speaker 2: I fucked it up for myself. Oh well, there you go,
Thechnical Monster, ten extra hiplines.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we were, yeah, we were. We were on some plot,
looking for some plot, and then we found some plot.
And now there's some plot on foot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a plot Devn's wet dream on top of.
Speaker 2: I mean, okay, okay, you.
Speaker 4: Know, is it even a Devon campaign if there's no tackles?
Speaker 2: You know what I feel. I feel attacked.
Speaker 3: You should you aren't being attacked your ship and we
have advantage.
Speaker 2: There's not that many tentacles of my games.
Speaker 8: We've had no no, no, so far two krackings two
yeah months.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, if it's not if it's not tentacles,
it's some like allegory for gay ship.
Speaker 2: Damn. I mean, you're right, but you don't got to
tell me. You don't guy to say it like that.
Speaker 3: Oh yes I do, Yes, I do. Or I have
to get my numbers up.
Speaker 2: Or I'm gonna read myself or some reference.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, it's hate crime months, which means they count twice.
This is my month to grind out my numbers. Oh
my god, and I'm hit platinum this year.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh god. At the time of this according is
probably I mean, this abisode probably will not be out
during the summer, but that's the context he's talking about.
So y'all were fighting, said Kraken, that is on this
invisible that was invisible, and then oh my.
Speaker 1: God, technically there's just no holes.
Speaker 4: And then Free decided to ram the boat into it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it made the crack bigger. Yeah, right, crack.
Speaker 3: Wait, isn't it daytime?
Speaker 2: It is?
Speaker 3: Bitch your vampires. This is a vampiric. Shouldn't I have disadvantage?
Speaker 2: Who said vampires had to be you can't go outside?
Speaker 3: Uh? The law? Yeah? Lore everything you every everything said
for Stephanie Meyer.
Speaker 2: Bruh.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: First of all, these things are not just vampires. I
told you what.
Speaker 1: I was what means they're part of the vampire race.
Speaker 2: I told you what I was doing.
Speaker 3: I can't Yeah, well I can't read, so I don't
remember what you said.
Speaker 2: I mean, okay, there's a reason.
Speaker 3: But I'm a strength Maine and elden Ring. All right,
I'm a strength main. I don't remember this ship I'm
not here to learn. I'm here to kill everything you made.
Speaker 2: You're right, you're right, you're right, you're right. And you're
the only one hitting the hardest currently. Well, I mean
you are the one hitting the hardest. You're not the
only one, but you're the one hitting the hardest.
Speaker 3: What am I supposed to do? Tickle it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Huh yeah, Well what else do you think you're
supposed to do?
Speaker 3: Whack it with my stick?
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, that too. Yeah, you've been shooting with
the cannon. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: I think the last thing that happened was the the
kraken called upon some humanoids from the sea actually.
Speaker 1: Say there, as far as I can tell, there is
no disadvantage during the daytime though. Okay, I mean, technically
it's not in running water right now, but it does
have harm by running. It's actually in running water right
now because it has it has it detective boat or not? Yes,
then it should be taking twenty acid damage each at
the end of each of its turns.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, these are all chimeras, damn, just because
there are bits and they're not just vampires. There bits
and pieces of other things.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, all right, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
if there are bits and pieces of empires, one of
the pieces of empires, just.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, oh no, it's all damn it.
Speaker 3: Fuck it needs well, it needs salt.
Speaker 2: Then put the fucking salt on your salt shaker.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to you, keep trying to knock it off.
Speaker 2: God damn well, starting off the turn, I mean, we
ended on the cracking stir. He can't do anything because
he's fucking stunned.
Speaker 1: Andally it shouldn't be allowed to enter the ship because
the ship is a residence and it can't.
Speaker 2: It's the ship is not a house.
Speaker 3: On top of that, it has threshold.
Speaker 2: Don't explain the lord to me. I know the lore.
Speaker 1: Apparently you don't.
Speaker 2: I do, I do.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, Saint Patrick banished all the snakes out
of Ireland and all the lore from your mind.
Speaker 2: I will drive to your house.
Speaker 3: You ain't gonna ki.
Speaker 2: In your path, and that's what I gonna do.
Speaker 3: That's what it's for.
Speaker 2: God. I hate. I'm gonna kill you, James, I'm gonna
kill it. I'm gonna kill Max. I'm gonna have his head.
Speaker 3: Go ahead. I don't care about this character.
Speaker 2: Yes you don't.
Speaker 1: No, play too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know you haven't see unlike see, you don't.
You don't do the same trips I do. You don't
make me care about my characters. I make you care
about your characters. So when I take them.
Speaker 2: Away, Well, James, I also know that you don't really
don't give a ship if they if you're, if you're,
if you have a character that dies. So yeah, I
like everyone else.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I can kill Taia. Mm hmm, that's right.
Speaker 2: Got you fucking there? How dare you crackets done? How
fucking dare you? That's Harris?
Speaker 3: All right, let's get this ship rolling.
Speaker 2: So well, did you get the chopping? Mister chef?
Speaker 1: Not anymore?
Speaker 2: Actually, that's that's right, that's right.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: I he's not the skills.
Speaker 8: No, no, I never got rid of that feet yeah.
Software update, software update. Okay, So with two point zero
going to the.
Speaker 2: Next person on the turn order, since the Kraken can't
do anything, is going to be the one of the
aquatic what I.
Speaker 3: Said, like a dumb bitch.
Speaker 2: Mhm oh yeah, that's one of the aquatic humanoids. There
is from what everyone could see, two male and one female.
I don't know, you'll find out I mean, because if.
Speaker 1: They are, they shouldn't be allowed to enter my residence
without my provision.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm gonna spite.
Speaker 3: Vampires. Where's somebody?
Speaker 2: Oh mmm, okay, all right, that's fine, that's fine, give
me ship, it's fine.
Speaker 3: You know what it's like. He basically told you to
go touch grass.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well he's gonna be touching the grass like
two seconds.
Speaker 6: I just Devin, I think there's a loophole for this,
and it comes from a movie we've watched recently.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 6: That is true if if they have the presence of
mine to like find a sign on the ship that
for some reason says all are welcome.
Speaker 2: I don't think that.
Speaker 3: I don't know it's davy ship. There's probably a rug
that's just go away as jure.
Speaker 2: That is true. Oh my god. But now these vampires
aren't bother those rules. They're technically not they are and
they aren't. God, I hate it. Here.
Speaker 6: I guess they could climb up. They just can't.
Speaker 2: Go below deck. Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: It's the entire residence. The res the threshold of the residents,
which would be from where the gangplank lets you on,
would be the residence because that would be the threshold
of the what would These.
Speaker 2: Are not pure vampires anyway, fucking future dev and take
this part out. They're all fucking amalgamations of experiment and ship,
so those rules don't those rules apply to the full vampire.
These are science experiments gone wrong or gone right, depending
how you look at it.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, this is when does science not make them vampires?
Speaker 1: Yeah? That would be like saying like, oh, because it's
a demon that I experimented science on holy water doesn't
work on it. Oh my god, roll back that one
real quick.
Speaker 2: It happened with magic and science. Goddamn it.
Speaker 3: What This is why I warned you about Dakoda, because
when me and him get going, there is no stopping us.
We will make you cry.
Speaker 2: You're not going to be crying.
Speaker 3: It's light, it's it's late.
Speaker 1: Magic.
Speaker 2: We don't fucking kill.
Speaker 3: John will probably laugh at you until you get good.
Speaker 1: Probably sounds like a skill issue.
Speaker 2: I mean again, this is the same man that sleep
sext me every night, and he rolled over one night
at three in the morning and I woke out and
I'm like, oh my god, you're so he's like faggot,
And then rolled over and went back to sleep, and
I'm like, excuse.
Speaker 3: Me, Cody was Cody. That's both of us, if either
of us were gay and that happened.
Speaker 2: He's yeah, it's so rude. I was like, it's three
in the morning. I don't even attacked like this.
Speaker 1: Like we would be like, okay, there's one bed who's
in a sleep where well I'm not sleeping in the
same bed at you. That's gay as fun.
Speaker 3: And it's after sex. It's after the post sex. Like
I'm not doing that.
Speaker 1: That's sucking gay, right, be like the police detective.
Speaker 4: From Oh we had a fucking fairy quack?
Speaker 2: Uh mmm, this is a bomb ass beef and broccoli.
Speaker 1: Nice?
Speaker 2: Sorry, my boyfriend hand me handing me food. He's like,
here's dinner, and I'm like, oh my god, thank you.
Speaker 1: Nothing says love like making somebody food.
Speaker 2: Uh huh. He makes it. He was in the kitchen cooking,
and I'm like, hell.
Speaker 3: Yeah, nice damn cook.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah you can cook? Is that bad? He's pretty good.
I have no complaints.
Speaker 1: So vampire lady just has to stare a long my
god breed eyes begging him to let her on.
Speaker 2: You know what, the vampire is gonna the vampire's gonna
get on the ship and she's gonna look to Meddy
be like, fuck you, I could go over the fun
I want.
Speaker 1: I'm actually not on the ship. I am by the cracking.
Speaker 2: Well, She's like, ye know, the ship anyway, She's like,
this is my ship.
Speaker 3: It's not.
Speaker 1: Sure.
Speaker 2: Now the human wod in the water is going to
mm hmmm, what do I learned? You know, I should
probably show me she can't drown.
Speaker 1: Okay, interesting, I didn't realize they were lawful evil. I'm
gonna be real with that.
Speaker 6: Thankes vampire.
Speaker 2: Regular vampires are you?
Speaker 3: Because all the rules they have to follow for their lore.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that was the last one ahead of me.
Speaker 3: Hm.
Speaker 2: I was waiting for it. So I'm like, I know
someone's gonna do it. Someone's gonna fucking do it. And
today was the day, wasn't so Miss ma'am over here right.
She's in the water, you know, swimming about going blow
blo blokloh blah blah. And she's going to what.
Speaker 3: The doggie paddling about?
Speaker 2: Yeah, totally told. She's not like a fish of water
or anything.
Speaker 1: Takes twenty damage at the end of return.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, No, she did not take a damage
because she's no fucking dammage being running water.
Speaker 1: Actually, would an ocean be considered running water.
Speaker 2: If we were yes, yes, it would be one of
the running water.
Speaker 3: But because of the massive fucking ocean.
Speaker 2: Yeah you know that's exactly. So she is going to
kind of pull herself up out of the water. It's
about her waist and she's all let out a loud
streak that echoes in the surrounding area. Could everyone, could
everyone make me a.
Speaker 1: How far is the surrounding area? Because me a bit there,
like me and Max are like one hundred plus feet away.
Speaker 2: It's about let me look at my notes. Oh I
want I don't want to say the wrong number. I
want to say it. I want to say the right
number two hundred feet. Oh okay, so everyone make me
a dexterity saving throw. Wait oh yeah, yeah, I mean well, okay,
I don't know if I should say wisdom were dexter
because the effect is if you fail it, you get disoriented.
But that's pretty much it.
Speaker 3: That would be either a constitution or wisdom.
Speaker 2: Con sorry con do con then con saving throw?
Speaker 4: Okay, well my cod is really high, so ha ha.
Speaker 2: That's gross.
Speaker 3: Fuck did that role like a one that rolled Nate.
Speaker 2: So twenty seven eighteen thirty and Mith what was your role?
Speaker 1: Fifteen?
Speaker 2: Okay, So, and I forgot something about myth. Myth is
not technically a flush being. He is a robit android,
so you are immune to it. My dude, So everyone
else passed, so you are all not disoriented. But yeah,
she lets out this loud. She lets out this shriek
as she then sweats her swimming back away from the ship.
If uh, next up will be That's all she's gonna do.
By the way, next up will be Tama Tama. Since
you're the next one up, this will not count for
your turn. But if you want to roll me a
perception check, more than welcome to do.
Speaker 3: So.
Speaker 6: Okay, Also remind you I did putt curse on the Kraken. Huh,
So in case you forgot, oh, I didn't forget. Okay,
make sure So basically like, basically I've stunned them and
someone else does done.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, he's good double stunt.
Speaker 1: He's got disadvantage on constitution and dex and he has
to make a wisdom saving throw if he wants to attack. Yeah,
when he gets to attack because he's still stunned.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, so I rolled perception is that high enough?
Speaker 2: Twenty one? Yes. So as you turn your head and
you look, and you've looked towards the the thralls that
the cracking call. You hear that one, the female one creak.
As it comes your turn, you kind of look back
and you start seeing more heads pop up all the
water in the distance. More of them are coming heads.
You can't count how many, but there's a lot you
can see in the distance. It's gonna be a futures.
So the way I'm gonna do is that there's gonna
be a few turns and the rest are gonna come,
but it's gonna be a couple rounds before they all
kind of warm.
Speaker 6: Oh no, it's it's Atlantis for us.
Speaker 2: I'm sure coming for us. Mm hm. Oh my god.
Speaker 6: We're in their sea space, I guess, mhm, or in
their waters whatever whatever the term is. When it's like
the coastal guard, it's a little angry that you're a
little too close to home.
Speaker 3: You're in the waters.
Speaker 1: Ah, good, three non international waters yeah or some ship Yeah,
I think.
Speaker 2: So three turns before you all get overwhelmed. And the
number and the heads that you see popping them out
of the water, you would you would you go, oh, yeah,
we'll definitely we would definitely be overwhelmed by that many.
Speaker 3: Nah, I got this, guys, let them come.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 6: Okay. So now it's like, do we bother killing these
murvhfish or just wail in the craken.
Speaker 2: Well, you had to make that choice. I mean, you're
the only one that sees the other heads because it
hasn't gotten Taylan's turn. It, but you can let the
capital right, Okay.
Speaker 6: I'll shout at the captain like we have more company.
Speaker 2: We have company? Yes, And what are you doing for
your turn?
Speaker 6: I'm probably gonna cut at the crack and sentacles again.
Speaker 2: All right, go for it.
Speaker 6: Wait just twenty hit?
Speaker 2: Why he does hit?
Speaker 1: You also have advantage, so it would be twenty two.
Speaker 6: Oh I forgot I had an advantage.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Second attack question, if he's stunned, wouldn't that be the
crit for melae attack or is that just they're knock?
Speaker 3: No? It would no, No, it's a I thought it
was advantage.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think I would only create if I hit
like a natural twenty.
Speaker 2: No, it does not yep, all right, but you do
get advantage still. So the twenty and the twenty six.
Oh sorry, the twenty two and the twenty six both head.
Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, that is my turn. I just noticed something
that great weapon master you can do, but I've already attacked,
so I can't really do it. I mean, sure you can,
all right, says before you make a Melia attack with
the heavy weapon that you appropresion with, you can choose
to take a minus five penalty to the attack role,
and if you attack Hits, you had plus ten to
the attack damage.
Speaker 2: He did that on If he did that on the
first one, it went and head, but if he did
that on the second one was still head.
Speaker 6: I could try the second one.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, be twenty one instill hits.
Speaker 6: I guess I'd add ten to the slashing damage at least. Okay,
and there is anything else else I can do right now?
Speaker 2: Anything else you could do.
Speaker 6: I guess technically I can move around, but that's not
gonna accomplish much.
Speaker 2: Now unless you're devising a plan to I mean, I
don't know what you would want to do. All you
know is that you're attacking this crack in and then
there are more of these things in the distance coming
hang on.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't have any bonus actions that would benefit
so that would pretty much end my turn, all right, freed?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 4: Uh So, just out of curiosity, was there a reason
why we came to this island or did we just
stumble across it? Because I can't remember.
Speaker 1: We came here because this island was said to be
fighting off.
Speaker 2: The Queen's baron. Yeah, they had they that you heard
about a rebellion happening on them that was occupied by
snow White and you are you were sitting here to allies,
get allies, figure out how are they hold it off?
The those the forces and stuff, and add them to
your forces.
Speaker 4: Okay. Uh so, just out of curiosity, is the kraken
with the murv with the murv vampire people?
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, okay, called the crack and called them last game?
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, okay, And we're literally about to get overwhelmed
in the next couple of rounds. Uh So, I gotta
I'm gonna start thinking like a captain here. Oh I
don't know any c terms like, uh but is there
like a flag?
Speaker 1: What time to choose it? You gotta gt f o,
I'll get the funking out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I was gonna say, we can either we
can either run away we get to fight, or we
could fight to run away, or we could parlay.
Speaker 2: Are you asking the crew for there? Are you just
trying to decide for yourself?
Speaker 4: Trying to decide for myself? Uh so, Devin, uh huh?
What I want to do is I want to parlay,
but like I don't really want to like stay and
down from like if that fight, will fight. But is
there a way for us to signal these people that
we didn't come here to attack them?
Speaker 3: But to.
Speaker 4: Do we have like a white flag or like not
not like a white flag, but like what's the there's
a specific flag used to signal.
Speaker 2: Do you want to surrender?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Well that's what partly is is it? And yeah, you
use a white flag, you surrender because you're asking to talk.
That's what parlay means. It's French means to talk.
Speaker 3: I want to.
Speaker 4: Talk, right, but I don't want to like just surrender
to these guys, like I just want to talk to them.
Speaker 3: Well, oh h we left.
Speaker 2: Oda praise connection.
Speaker 3: Damn. Cody was body was so offended by that. He
just dipped.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's funny.
Speaker 4: Wow, just say it's a stupid idea. God, you don't
have to be all dramatic. So anyway, while we wait
for him to return, uh so ah fuck, I mean
I guess we could uh like signal parlay.
Speaker 2: So you went up parlay? Okay, yeah, okay, Well, I
mean you're the captain of the ship, right.
Speaker 4: But I'm sorry, but I'm sensing some judgment for me.
Speaker 2: To have him Like, no, there's no there's a judgment.
Why you It was like, I'm just saying you're the
captain's you don't have to ask the parlay. It's like
are you parlaying? Are you going to instruct somebody too?
Speaker 4: I'm just like I'm just like looking for like, okay,
like a little extra help here.
Speaker 3: Like.
Speaker 2: You can order somebody to get if you want a parlay,
you can order Oh, I guess it Just it just
depends on what kind of captain you want to be.
Do you want to be like, uh, instruct somebody to
get the flag and do a parlay, just tell somebody
to do it. Do you want to get suggestions from
the crew and how the crew is feeling about the situation,
or do you just or I mean, I guess I
was the only two options. Or or fight.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna get the opinion of somebody who actually knows
what they're doing. And uh so free Freeze gonna turned
towards the uh to the helm and shout out.
Speaker 2: Scarla is talking with Bosses and helping him stare and
she stops and she tells Baba's eyebright back, and she
she just jumps down. Oh no, she she just deforms herself.
Oh fuck, okay, well that's up.
Speaker 3: Okay, she wanted to be tall.
Speaker 2: She wanted to be tall. She jumps down. She goes
over to you, Freed, Yes, captain.
Speaker 4: Okay, cracking aside. We didn't come here to fight these guys.
We came here to the talk to really need to
signal them.
Speaker 2: You want to talk with them, And she kind of
just looks over towards the people in the ocean. You
want to do you? She kind of looks like she
kind of looks covers his eyebrow a little bit. Do you,
I mean, do you think that's a good move, Doude,
That's that's something you want to do.
Speaker 1: Do you want me to do?
Speaker 4: Devin? Over the table? Do you want me to keep
you want the fight to keep going.
Speaker 2: No, you can do whatever you want. She just kind of.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, yes we can't. Okay on the table. Yes,
we came here to uh we came here to form
an alliance with these guys who were fighting Uh snow,
we're fighting back against snow.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 4: We didn't come here to make new we didn't come
here to make new enemies.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 4: Uh, now, somebody find the white flag. We're gonna need
to We're gonna need to signal these guys find a flag,
a big pair of underwear.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 2: Scarlett looks start, looks at one of the crew members.
Is what you heard? The captain and one and then
everyone starts kind of screamed looking for white flag. So
it takes a few moments.
Speaker 3: Just Max and Myth in the background beating the ship
out of the Kraken.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, we're just like, what the fuck are they
doing down there? There's no.
Speaker 3: A little bit of like laughing.
Speaker 4: Freak free continue shouting words of a kermit. Yeah you
got them boys, you show them. Okay, find someone? All right,
all right, somebody snapped to it. Where's that is that? Flags?
Speaker 2: Goodbye?
Speaker 3: Quick, quick surrender surrender before.
Speaker 2: So someone comes up Hayley the Wizard, combustion Wizard kind
of comes up from the the explosives expert, sorry, the
expulsives expert. She comes up with the white flag and
she's like, uh, okay, and her and a few other
crew members kind of raise up the flag and now
the flag sores high in the sky.
Speaker 4: Okay, I don't really want to shout out we surrender,
but that, like that seems to be the only thing
he can shout out to get their attention.
Speaker 2: Okay, is that what you're gonna do.
Speaker 4: It's like it's like a Kung Fu Panda moment where
he just shouts out.
Speaker 3: We.
Speaker 2: Surrender. Okay, No, but no.
Speaker 4: No, that's all. That's not what he's gonna say, though.
He's gonna he's gonna start. Fred's gonna shout up huh, I.
Speaker 3: Never mind keep going, keep going? What never mind? Keep going?
Speaker 9: Okay, uh shuit, I forget what I was gonna say that, Uh,
Frede just gonna it's just gonna bellow out to the
uh like he's gonna command the guys to wave the
flag vigorously and he's gonna shout out, we called for parley.
Speaker 4: You you semi on dead freaks.
Speaker 2: There's silence, So that's us leaving combat? Are we any
combat here?
Speaker 1: Can choose to leave?
Speaker 6: Yeah, or he excuses himself from combat.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just like like.
Speaker 3: God I said, free chooses to surrender. Myth and Max
are like, no, we don't.
Speaker 2: So everyone in the crew hears him scream out parlay
and you all look up and see the white flat.
What is everyone thinking about that? Before I continue on.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna look at minute, did you hear anything? I
didn't hear ship, I heard nothing, and we go back
to fighting the crackings.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, because.
Speaker 1: I mean realistically, with how far away we are, I
doubt we could have heard heard him.
Speaker 2: Well, you see the white flag, though, we know.
Speaker 3: That. Perception check.
Speaker 1: You know what, let's perception check. Let's see.
Speaker 3: I just fail. What you can do? I just fail?
Speaker 1: Okay, where's my perception?
Speaker 6: But your passive perception perception makes you pass. It's a
very obvious life.
Speaker 3: Tyler.
Speaker 1: I rolled a nine for perception d n D master
because see the flag.
Speaker 2: You are too constray with fighting the crackhead.
Speaker 4: That's awfully convenient.
Speaker 1: I will take a picture of it and post it
and check you I know, doubt convenient.
Speaker 2: It's funny. It's funny.
Speaker 1: I have really low perception as well, unfortunately for my captain.
Speaker 2: Okay, Tama, what are your thoughts on on the captain parleying?
Speaker 6: I noticed the flag and I look at him and
you go, now, hm, like, well, I'm surprised and confused.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry. Do you not see the literal horde of
monstrosities coming our way?
Speaker 6: Do you think they want to talk to us, like
invite us for anice pool party out in the sea?
Speaker 4: Do you want me to wait for them to completely overwhelm.
Speaker 1: And the inside the barrier or outside the barrier?
Speaker 2: They're out the out there outside the barrier, because the
kraken is fate is on the barrier. So the barrier
is the is is to the left left left left
hand corner is the barrier, So where the krakens at
is where the barrier is at. And all the other
creatures are coming from the opposite direction.
Speaker 1: So they're coming from outside the barrier as well. Yes,
maybe as if they were trying to get in the barrier.
Speaker 2: Oh you could you could, you could? You could you
could proceed? That could be a logical, that could be
a logical thought. Possibly, you know, okay.
Speaker 1: If I would my perception be able.
Speaker 2: To wait what.
Speaker 1: No, that's even worse, misses nothing but cracking.
Speaker 6: I was going to say, like an inside if you
can figure out, like, wait, are we on the same team.
Speaker 4: Coming from the inside of the barrier?
Speaker 2: Not from what you see. It's just the island in
the distance.
Speaker 1: Inside because none of the cracks have been at like
sea level. They've all been higher than the sea level.
Speaker 2: Uh huh see inside, which.
Speaker 4: Means none of these people. Yeah, I think you deductive
thinking about.
Speaker 1: These guys probably are not friends seeing as the kraken
is absorbing the shield.
Speaker 4: Uh gotcha.
Speaker 6: Okay, well it's just our characters in each other or
is this over the table?
Speaker 4: This is over the table?
Speaker 2: But uh.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 4: In my defense, this was in true free spirit because
he genuinely thought that these guys were coming from the island.
I thought they were coming from the island. Now I
know that they're from outside the barrier. It may not
be I hate you down mhm.
Speaker 2: I love I love the thought process. I love it,
and I.
Speaker 4: Love how like I'm asking you, like, Okay, you know
what fuck this?
Speaker 1: Uh, you can't spoil that.
Speaker 2: I can't spoil anything. It's cheating. I'm just here to
enjoy what you what the thought process of where a
thought process here? It's it's it's it's I'm just here
listening and then reacting accordingly. That's what I had planned
where I have potentially planned. So you braise up the flag,
Tom is like right now.
Speaker 6: And then we have an argue that starts with I'm sorry,
do you want and such to happen? And then I go, well,
I'm sorry, do you want this to happen? And then
we just get into like a compromise.
Speaker 2: Uh huh do you want to play that out?
Speaker 4: And then that's when it hits me, Wait, are these
guys Wait a second, are these guys even with the
island they're coming I actually see like, wait, they're coming
from that. Oh my god. Pull the fucking flag down,
turn the ship, turn the ship towards the island, and
full sail ahead. We're going through the barrier.
Speaker 2: The captain, everyone, the kirk all looks at each other
and they look back at the cat freed and.
Speaker 4: Go to your stations and can get it done.
Speaker 2: And then they put down the flag every so slowly
and then slowly get back to positions.
Speaker 7: I believe that bla bla blay.
Speaker 2: What are you doing? No?
Speaker 3: No, what are you?
Speaker 1: No? You are by far the worst pirate I have
ever heard.
Speaker 2: Of, exactly.
Speaker 3: So freed.
Speaker 2: As you're looking at everyone and going back to going back,
telling them get back to work, the female humanoid from
the inside the ocean is sitting right on the railing
becauys it's all. She's sitting on the ram with her
legs crossed as she's kind of watching everything go down
as everyone's looking confused as they're putting down the white flag,
and everyone kind of says clear of her because they
don't know exactly, like Jesus, can you just see oh
something from the water is now sitting gone, yep, oh
I see her? Yeah, oh no you well yeah, we're
turning around yelling and everybody you see you're sitting there
kind of just watching, observing. So I just.
Speaker 4: I level Caspian and I and I asked for a
firm voice. Snow or Island, all right, I'm sorry, snow
or rebels.
Speaker 2: Hello, Silence, Silence happens. Hear the breeze of the ocean
as those heads and dist has ever come so close,
come closer?
Speaker 4: Okay, you know what fuck this, I'm I'm officially lost patience.
I'm gonna check up Caspian at.
Speaker 2: Her okay, okay, all right, give me your roll twenty three,
got it? Okay? Oh that hits mhm.
Speaker 4: She's gonna take nineteen piercing eighteen cold.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, lovely. As Caspian hits her, it kind of
just sticks to her and kind you see her take damage,
and she kind of flinches from the damage, and do
you call back Caspian or yes? Cool raps right out
of her and she's just like and she kind of
just flinches back as it is, it flies right back
into your hand, and you look and you can start
can see her the wound slowly start healing from the
cold magic that hit her. She's like you asked if
we were with the rebels or snow white. I guess
technically snow white. As she falls back off the railing
back into the water.
Speaker 4: Cool. Cool. That was a monumental waste of my time, Scarlet,
get the get the ship through that damn shield?
Speaker 2: What do you and she kind of looks at you.
The crack is not big enough. What do you want
us to do? Ram into it?
Speaker 4: Is that what you want to Oh, I'm sorry, it's
big enough. Okay, uh, I point to the cant Oh great,
hold on, I had to fuck end.
Speaker 2: Oh you had stats, the ship stats.
Speaker 4: Ship stats wouldn't be in.
Speaker 2: The players the campaign, two players, the Cruel Sun. It
should have this.
Speaker 4: So we're gonna do a multi tag targeting the uh
instead of the slam and do two pound cannons and
two ballista.
Speaker 2: So okay, you're gonna have it target the shield.
Speaker 4: Right yep, mm hmm. Like Freda is just so done,
Like he feels like such a big he feels like
a monumental idiot right now, and.
Speaker 2: He's just like, all.
Speaker 4: Right, Ballasa with Baasa and the cannons to target the shield,
all right.
Speaker 2: So they the kermes are down below point the cannons
and the ballista at the shield. How did we do
Did I do the roles for the blisters or did
you last week? Okay, cool, go ahead and did that,
so they'll be we'll do the ballist stuff first. It'd
be a plus four.
Speaker 1: Cool.
Speaker 4: So here's one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jesus. The first well, I mean fifteen heads alright.
Second time you blast, it kind of just bounces off.
Speaker 4: For Melissa. Okay, so for that one, it's forty ten
plus three.
Speaker 2: Rat Yes, forty ten plus three points, okay, and round out,
and then do the canon the cansa plus six.
Speaker 4: Yep one then two both had cool and that is
a sixty ten.
Speaker 2: Sixty ten yep sixty ten for both.
Speaker 4: And there's no plus.
Speaker 2: So yep, alrighty, so that's thirty seven forty one bludgeoning cool.
So when you fire off on the ballistas and the cannons,
the crack does get bigger, and the crack goes all
the way down to where it meets the ocean, and
it looks like the crack goes even below that, below
the surface of the water. And as pieces start falling off,
you all notice more vampires or more of these aquatic
cubanoids on the other side.
Speaker 4: What in the actual fuck.
Speaker 2: Does that end? Yeah, your turn, all right, And then
that's the ship and that's free. Next up is Insa.
As you all look around, you notice Insa is gone.
You don't know if he you don't know necessarily what
happened to him, but he is gone or sorry saying
is gone, okay, And then next up after that myth.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna throw the hammer at the crack it
camp advantage twenty six.
Speaker 2: Twice six, does it beautiful?
Speaker 1: He's he has to roll a constitution saving throw with
disadvantage for me.
Speaker 2: Please, gotcha? Gotcha? Constitution salmon disadvanta.
Speaker 1: Okay, beautiful, team gone against my He's done until the
end of my next turn again, yep, which means he's
also going to take a roll damage fifteen plus two
D ten maybe just a second two D ten twelve,
so twenty seven points of damage, all right, twelve of
that was thunder and then and then we'll say what
when I have let me find out what my daight
my role is for damage one D eight so and
then four thunder because of course, so that'd be a
total of because I know he's resistant. I don't know
if that's technically magic damage or not, but I'll let
you deal with that. Okay, that's gonna be for him.
Do you want me to roll for perception perception for
the other vampire people in the water or can I
just attack them?
Speaker 2: You could attack I mean the ones that are inside
the wall after the wall it cracks, as after you
be able to see.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna attack the female one that fell off the
ship or okay, decided, and I'm gonna do the same thing.
I'm gonna zephyr and rage throw the hammer, and because
your boy beside her is within thirty feet, if I
hit her, he'll also have to roll. Okay, but no
advantage for her fifteen.
Speaker 2: Fifteen fifteen misses.
Speaker 1: Shit, Okay, I'll just call my hammer back and then
bonus action. I'm gonna have my spirit weapon attack the
cracket as well. Go for it, and that's just gonna
be a flat D twenty does it?
Speaker 3: Get my bell? Attack? Okay, spell attack, well attack, Oh that's.
Speaker 1: Plus eight twenty.
Speaker 10: Okay, geth waite hits beautiful, that's twenty and then demahey
is one D eight plus.
Speaker 1: One D eight plus eight twelve radiant damage. All right,
and that will be my turn.
Speaker 2: All right next time, Max, What are you doing? Hah
hah ha ha uh.
Speaker 7: Well, first I'm gonna use uh, let me use this,
do that on all three of my attacks.
Speaker 2: Okay, one.
Speaker 3: Two, oh wow? Ones on both of those. Oh, I
don't think I hit him.
Speaker 2: Since you have a you have advantage, but as five
two of them hit two out of three heads.
Speaker 3: Oh two out of three heads. Yeah, yeah, yeah, So
that's twey eight and twenty six damage.
Speaker 2: Boof Okay, and then.
Speaker 7: As a bonus section, I am going to.
Speaker 3: What the hell is it? Oh, here we go. I'm
gonna do this, and then I'm gonna pass the turn.
So I am currently blistering with radiant light. I'm gonna
cook that fucking cracking alive.
Speaker 7: He's gonna take radiant amage equal to my proficiency.
Speaker 3: Which I believe is three. Okay, No, I'm sorry, it
is five. Okay, that's it. So he takes all that
damage plus an additional five rating damage.
Speaker 2: Alrighty, So the humanoids in the water move ever so closer.
So you have two turns, and with the whole inside
of the force field opened further, you see more of
them coming in the distance. So you are in two
turns you will be swarmed by these humanoids from both
sides of the ship. Next up is the Kraken. Uh,
the cracker has to make a wet wisdom savings thrown.
Speaker 1: No, he's done.
Speaker 2: Oh well, yeah, okay, cool, he's done. Next up, the
humanoids have not set foot on the ship except for
that one, and you see them ever getting so closer
from both sides inside the force field as well as
out coming towards the ship.
Speaker 1: We can see them inside the force fielders.
Speaker 2: Now, yes, so the hole has gotten bigger for the
fort for the force field, so you can see at
the top of the water now, and you can see
more of them at the ship, like where the ship,
where the ship ends, where the force field begins. And
also in the distance coming from the island, you can
see more of these humanoids, not as many as outside,
but there's still a group coming from the inside to
the edge of the barrier where you were located.
Speaker 6: Well, I was going to consider is it possible to
physically attack the barrier by myself?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Or what if? What's the HP of the tentacles?
Speaker 2: Why would I tell you that? Oh? Close?
Speaker 6: Like chopping one of them off?
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, I guess yeah, where are your goal
trying to chop him off?
Speaker 6: I was gonna chop one off, drag it over to
the very and use it like a shop back.
Speaker 2: Oh, just have to absorbed the magic. Oh shit, Oh okay,
you know what that's kin, that's do you want to
do that? I'll let's he's weak enough where you can
chop off his mittacles. If you choose to, you just
have to roll ahead.
Speaker 3: Up or.
Speaker 1: Hang on.
Speaker 6: I'm not gonna just chop it off.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get visious about you're gonna what on that
twenty let's go.
Speaker 2: They're gonna bite it off with that, with that advantage
in not twenty got it? Oh fuck?
Speaker 3: Oh wait wait wait I have a question. What mouth
are you using?
Speaker 2: He's using his second mouth?
Speaker 6: Donuts perform me?
Speaker 3: I mean it's right there, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no, Tom,
what mouth are you using?
Speaker 6: I was gonna like use my normal mouth, but maybe
the maybe the second mouth is bigger.
Speaker 2: Boy, that's what the bite. That's what the bite attack
is with. This is with the second mouth. That's why
you got it. Uh, that's why it's in parentheses. Mm hmm,
all right.
Speaker 6: Can I still bite the tinnacle off anyway?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Your second mouth and buy attack with that. Okay,
bite it and you too. It comes it comes off
you like a ravenous animal is just chomping at it,
pumping through it like it's tissue paper, and it comes
right off. What are you wanting to do with it?
You're trying to grab it or what?
Speaker 6: Grab it and just drag it over near the bow.
Speaker 2: Okay, we're only a strey straight or athletics, which everyone's
whichever one's higher with advantage. Oh shit, okay with that,
with that twenty two? All right, bet you drag the
tentacle over there and you put it onto the shield.
Speaker 6: Correct, yep, I'm gonna make it touch the shield.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: As you make it touch the shield, you see that
the technical is reacting with the shield as it starts
absorbing magic from it, and the shield starts in the shield.
From that point, it starts weaking, weakening as it starts
kind of fading and cracking as roll me a D
one hundred called higher low.
Speaker 6: Okay, my role has been pretty decent. I'm gonna call
it low. Whoa huh hope, I think I hit it again?
Speaker 2: All right, Well, that thirty one is still it's it's
perfectly fine thirty one and or ooh god, you know what?
You know what for coming up with that, with that
awesome plan, I'll give you the one.
Speaker 6: Why what's the one?
Speaker 2: Do so with the nat one because you called low
and that's the lowest you can get, so technically speaking,
that is a crit. As you put the technacle on
there and start absorbing the magic. You see a large
crack coming from the where the tentacle is touching the
force field as it cracks up, and you just hear
it as it starts splitting, and you see pieces start
falling into the water on the other side as the
magic starts depleting, and you look inside of it, inside
of this new crack and this new hole, and again
you see more of these humanoids humanoids in the water.
But the hole is now getting bigger as fall ads,
as at least this part of the force field is
now falling apart, and you could say it's big enough
now where a ship could go through it if you
wanted to, So speed.
Speaker 6: Ramming, speed, give all she's got, captain all she's.
Speaker 2: Got freed.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 2: Do you hear all that? Yep?
Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, And this pretty much ends my turn. So
if f it's go next, I could just shout out
into like I think we can fit through.
Speaker 2: Okay, as it's going uh free, it is now your turn,
and you see the hole get much bigger and you
see more of these humanoid things on the inside, and
you're stuck between a rock and a hard place, and
the hole is big enough where the ship can go through.
What do you do?
Speaker 4: All right? Well, well it looks big enough, but if
it isn't, we're gonna make it fit.
Speaker 1: I got a question, and this is important because it's
one of my abilities. What is the cr of the humanoids?
C r Yeah, the challenge?
Speaker 3: D duh? A reference seven vampire spawn or one half? Uh?
Speaker 2: These are five?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: And you asked for the humanoids?
Speaker 1: Right, yes, correct?
Speaker 2: All right, freed? What is thy plan?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Through the hole?
Speaker 2: I hear you here, Scarlett going back to the going
back to Boffice, and she's like, well, you heard the captain.
Let's steer the ship in there and freeze. And you
got keen to hearing you do hear this conversation. Bofas
is like this is a good idea, and Scarlett's like,
absolutely not. But the captain just hope you survive. As
Boffa starts turning, turning the ship and kind of doing
like and you turn the water to head straight forward
the hole, and which will go because the hole will
be to the right of the kraken where the cracking
is because there's that little hole. But then with the
breaking from Tama, you can avoid the cracking. The crew
is all kind of looking at each other and looking
at Freed, thinking is this a good choice?
Speaker 1: Free?
Speaker 2: What's your internal monologue right now? What is he thinking?
What's happening his little head?
Speaker 4: Don't worry about what's going on in my head. All
you need to worry about is getting the fucking ship
through that hole.
Speaker 2: And the crew gets to work as the ship kind
of does a a UBI if you will, and starts
heading straight for the whole.
Speaker 1: Freed.
Speaker 2: You feel a.
Speaker 1: Scream, we're doing.
Speaker 2: It live, doing it live. You feel someone tug at
your you're wearing like a cloaker on your neck, right,
call her? Yeah, you see someone? You feel someone from
behind you pull you down towards them, and you see,
imagine if you walk so, I haven't I'll have a
diavatar for this character yet. And a person you've never
met before, a female gray fird Tobaccci and she is
current you're like, what six what something like seven feet tall?
Seven feet tall? She is a good four to eleven
at best, and you look down and she kind of
jumps up, grabs you, pulls you down to like her level,
and you see that she's missing a leg and she
has this metal what looks to be a gun of
some sort for a leg and she looks at you
and she's like, are you fucking insane? And you've never
seen this person your goddamn life.
Speaker 4: Uh what I'd say like a fox, But I'm a
wolf and I'm going to jabber with with Caspian.
Speaker 2: Roll with uh to this close roll? What disadvantage have
you hit her? Okay, that's right.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, you're gonna the role mm hmmm.
Speaker 2: When you flank being at this little Bacsi. Okay, well,
jabber with it. Whatever you attack her with it, it
hits her and then it kind of just stops as
she starts glowing white. She's like, I'm not your enemy.
I'm the rebel. I'm one of the rebel you're fucking
looking for. And you're walking right into their trap. As
you see like a spell circle form form underneath her.
She's like, I'm sorry, you're gonna fucking hate me for this,
but we need to get the hell out of here. Now.
You need a bandon a tip.
Speaker 4: It's a big ship. Whether like, excuse me, but I'm
not doing any anything. And first of all, how am
I supposed to know you're with the rebels, you could
do with them?
Speaker 2: Do I look like I'm with them? I'm a four
foot eleven tobaccy. Do I look like she has like
a resting bench face? Do I look like I'm with them?
If you want to go in there, yeah, AnGR case
you want to go in there and die, be my
fucking guest. But I'm the last thing. I'm the last
thing I said between you and being experimented on.
Speaker 4: It's like this is like the fucking scene out of
El Dorado Balba Oh wait, no, they want to bask
in the gold. Okay, little miss okay, short stack.
Speaker 2: I don't I have a name, And if you live,
I tell you it.
Speaker 4: If I live, I still wouldn't care what where exactly
or we're supposed to go.
Speaker 2: See that's where I come in. Points to the ball circle. Hello,
I'm not gonna be able to take all of you,
so most some of you are. She kind of leans in.
Some of some of your crew are not gonna make it,
but the ones that need to make it need to.
She kind of looks around and kind of makes eyes
with mith Max uh tauma yeap. But just those this
is the only shot you got to survive. Otherwise you're dead.
Speaker 4: You know, my captain told me not to jump into
into strange spell circles.
Speaker 2: As she kind of looks down on the s ball circle,
she's like, do it, and unless everyone's gonna fight it
make me a god.
Speaker 1: Me and me and Max are nowhere near once again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we ain't going. We ain't going nowhere. We are
having the time of our lives beating the ship out
of this overgrown optics.
Speaker 1: Right. It's like I've beating the vegetable right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like we're beating the ship of him. You know what,
when we're done with him, we're probably gonna turn on
the fuckers in the water. Oh they think they think
they're surrounding us. No, all they're doing is providing a
target rich environment.
Speaker 1: We're not trapped in here with you. You're trated.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so let us be him both.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, spellser circle. These magical circles are forming
underneath Tama and I guess, yeah, freed, And she's like,
it's scarlett and leave you. I can leave you here
to die. But if you die, that's it. If any
of you die, that's it. It only happens if you
all survive. It's an insinuating those people that she was
kind of looking in the direction of.
Speaker 1: Uh. I mean, I have a way of finding you
guys if you guys leave, and I'm she's.
Speaker 2: Not worried, she's not in I mean, she's it's anyway
about YouTube. But she's more looking at Tama and Freed. Mhm,
because there's not because the circles have not formed around
Max or Myth currently, the only the two that are
on the ship.
Speaker 1: If they teleport away, we wouldn't know where they're going.
So I'm just Captain, don't worry about us. I can
find you. Don't worry take two of us. Scarlett walks over.
He's sorry, go on.
Speaker 3: I say, I say, I say nothing nothing as noble.
I'm just having the time of my life and cracking jokes.
I do not hear any of this.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, he's going to do his He's going to
keep doing his thing. Scarlet, do me a favor. Run
to my runs to the captain's corner and grab the uh.
Grab the chest with the fox carving on it.
Speaker 2: And the all too backs. He's like, I already took it.
It's already, it's already, it's already taken.
Speaker 4: Care of you know what, I'm just gonna ignore. I'm
just I'm just gonna let that slide. But we're gonna
have to talk about invade and about invading people's private
spaces later, all right.
Speaker 2: Blynette walks over to Freed, go no, we will. He
kind of has a word look on his face, and
he's just like, go save be live, live live.
Speaker 4: I'm not leaving you here.
Speaker 2: Blynette's like, I didn't ask you're going, Tama.
Speaker 6: I'm still preoccupied with the tentacle absorbing the shields. So
let's say the circles forming under me and I don't
notice until like the last can't.
Speaker 3: No, Thomas gonna stay here with the boys, boys all
the way.
Speaker 1: I get a question. Do you have to be in
physical contact with the item you're in tuned to to
stay in to be to stay being in tuned with
said item? Is there a tilament of letting go? Or
is it just like you are attuned until you decide
to not attune to it? In what context? I can't
tell you because it's part of my plane. Okay, Let's say,
as long as.
Speaker 3: You're so raw, if you're in the same field plane
of existence, you are not dead and you don't choose
to willingly unattuned to the item. You are attuned to it.
But if it says you have to have your possession
to use it, that's where the caveat is. But you
are still a tune a while far away. Perfect.
Speaker 1: Yeah, y'all don't have to worry. I can find you
what I need to.
Speaker 2: Okay, the little tobacco grade to vaccine. It's like we
don't have any more time, uh, Tama, Uh, you see
the magic circle under your feet and you start to disappear.
Speaker 6: Like legs first, I'm like, uh uh oh uh oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like there's like there's magic, like there's magic coming
from the circle on your and you start vanishing from
your legs up like you're being teleported in a weird,
weird way.
Speaker 4: Mister Stark, I'm getting beamed up.
Speaker 3: I don't feel so good.
Speaker 2: Uh do you say anything before you go? Tamma?
Speaker 6: I shall for Scarlet good because I don't know if
she's getting to the port too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she can take my spot. That sull seemed like
it had a certain amount of people that could use it.
I'm staying behind. It ain't no reason for her to
stay to stay behind. She's important.
Speaker 2: So Talma you as you scream out for Scarlett, you
drop the tentacle tender, and the tentacle on the ship
dropped while it's still attached to the force field, so
it's still develop dreaming the magic and you vanished. Well,
she freed.
Speaker 4: I look at the little cat lady, and I just
hold up the fingers like one second, I turned into Anette,
pull him in and uh, I put them plust to
me and I look him in the eye and I said,
I've waited too long to say this, but I love you,
and I kiss.
Speaker 2: Oh oh that's adorable. H who kids too? And then
fore you start finishing.
Speaker 1: They just like looking at each other because technically dogs
don't have the ability to control their lips.
Speaker 4: Well, well fred is the only dog in this situation.
Speaker 1: But are you just like just straight up like fringing
his mouth like ah, Like, well.
Speaker 6: You can, you can make it of as you go.
You could be like, my lips were just fine.
Speaker 2: Blannette takes off it takes off his hood and is
normally human face turns into like the wolfborne that you
first when you first met him, and they kiss and
then free you. You start disappearing, but you notice Blanette
is not disappearing. Oh ship, and you're gone.
Speaker 4: Ship before I disappear and tell him get the ship
out of here. I'll find you again.
Speaker 2: And the little grade Tobacci with the metal leg looks over,
looks up at Max, and Myth is like, I hope
she is right, that you too, that you two live,
as she kind of looks everyone else and she looks
a blade hat and she's like, what's about to happen
to you? I am I'm so sorry we couldn't save you.
And she jumps, lands on the spall circle and mashes,
and then we jump too. Well, we don't have the babble.
We're gonna jump to freed and Tama falling into a
house that is cluttered to beyond belief, cluttered mess books, papers, lates,
half eaten food. You fall into the floors, everything crashes down.
Speaker 1: Can I just really quickly before she disappears? Uh huh,
she's just gonna hear Myth yell, I'm sorry, And that's
all she's gonna hear before she disappears.
Speaker 2: Oh, oh, because.
Speaker 1: I'm very sorry for what's about to happen.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 1: You're scared you'll find out.
Speaker 3: Oh god, Devin, you should be terrified.
Speaker 2: I'm a little I'm a little terrified.
Speaker 1: I'm a little genius. It's genius if this ends before
and I'll call you James and tell you what I'm
gonna do.
Speaker 2: Oh yead, Oh God, So Tom and Freed. You land
in a house full of clutter. Looks like somebody that
hasn't left their house in years. A hermit lives here, obviously.
As the little to Maxie appears on top of a
sack of books, she's like, huh, She's like, that worked.
Count that as a success.
Speaker 3: It worked. What do you mean it worked? What do
you mean it worked? Why don't you sound confident?
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm just going to ignore your lack of confidence
and your spell.
Speaker 2: Oh I didn't cast that spell. I didn't cast it.
Speaker 4: I'm going to ignore that too.
Speaker 2: She did? And who says that? A hm anoid woman
with long red hair walks from behind a stack of
books and papers whith the're on a desk and Freed,
that's your mother, and that's what we're in today's episode.
Speaker 4: And the episode.
Speaker 3: You don't want to let you don't want to let
myth do his his whatever psychotic thing he was about
to do.
Speaker 1: It all right, So they disappear. I'm gonna grab Max
thunderstep onto the onto the ship. Yeah, so Max grab office.
I grabbed Bollinette by the scrufface neck. I grabed Scarlet.
Do y'all trust me?
Speaker 2: God, you're asking everybody if if they trust you.
Speaker 1: Well, just Bofice and Scarlett. I'm not boffas Bilnett and Scarlett.
Do you allow me to thunderstep with you? I'll say
that because it'll be okay, perfect. I'll flash them out.
Speaker 2: Myth.
Speaker 1: I trust you can get up quick enough. Not myth, Max,
I can trust you can get him out quick enough
before they can get to you. Unless I can thunderstep
to you a thunderstep back because I have plenty of thundersteps.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, yeah I can. I can get wherever
I need to go.
Speaker 1: Fuck it, I'm burning thundersteps. Everybody's off the ship. We
have a certain amount of turns, and I want them.
I am because thunderstep doesn't give me a straight distance.
It just says sight. So I'm in the sideline up
into the clouds. So we are.
Speaker 3: Okay, Devin, you want to you want to rule of cool.
Speaker 2: This of course always.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, never mind, I'm shutting up.
Speaker 1: Okay, so we are safe no longer in combat.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 1: I'm now gonna cast Glad's speedy courier, which allows me
to summon a small air mental air elemental to a
spot within range. I'm gonna summon him right in front
of me. Okay, the formless, nearly transparent, and immune to
all damage. That's not the point. The point is he's
gonna spawn with the chest that's three feet by three feet.
Anything I placed inside that chest will then teleport to
whom I want it to go to. I'm gonna put
meal near in the chest and say freed.
Speaker 3: U huh.
Speaker 1: As long as they are on the same plane of existence,
the air elemental is gonna pop up next to FREEDA
are they on the same plane of existence?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: Most definitely beautiful, Freed.
Speaker 1: You now have an air elemental pop up in front
of you. It says, nothing drops the chest, which pops
open a chest of meal near. It starts to twitch.
As I recall it, I'll know where it went op
and it comes back to me as fast as it can. Unfortunately,
that means any walls or books or ceilings or physical
objects in its way gonna be distroulled.
Speaker 2: Okay, So as that happens, the little to backs there like,
oh shit, I forgot about this point. She runs to
the front door as the hammer flies out as she
opened She opens up the door, and it flies out
as she closes it and locks it back up, and
then it just flies off from whatever town they're.
Speaker 4: In before it before it appeared. As soon as Freed
sees his mom, his hackles raised and he bares his
teeth and he just lets up. He was in the
process of letting out a very aggressive, like enrage snarl,
like brow right, like he's pissed. He's not happy to
see his mom.
Speaker 2: Of course, of course.
Speaker 4: And then like it just gets cut off when that
elemental pops up. It it goes from like, you know,
like enraged growl to like a fuck you ever see?
Like have you seen have you guys seen that one
video of this golden retriever. It thought it's it thought
it's owner was out of the house, so it was howling,
and then like but the owner was still there, and
she looks and she's upstairs, and she looks down the
stairs and the dog looks up and it just goes.
Speaker 2: Yeah that. The hammer flies out the door and you
hear it heading buildings and stuff as it flies off
into the distance, and meth you see it flying from
the island.
Speaker 1: Beautiful. We will start to the island.
Speaker 2: Okay, and that's where we're ending today's episode.
Speaker 1: Catches expected to use that spell for anything useful.
Speaker 2: I will give it to you. That was that was genius.
I'm gonna give you something for that. I'm gonna give
you a gift or something next session. I did not.
I did not. I was behooved, you behooved me. But
thank gl for listening, says that Catches. Next time, as
we find out what happens next. Does the ship survive?
But so then bye, good bye bye