Speaker 1: You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
Speaker 1: KFI AM six forty Again.
Speaker 2: Let me send out some congratulations to Mark Ronner for
Speaker 2: doing a wonderful job sitting in for me and Tiffany
Speaker 2: Hobbs as well sitting in for me on.
Speaker 3: Friday and Monday. We were out.
Speaker 2: When I say we, Twallett and I, my family, and
Speaker 2: Twilette also brought along his son. We were on Royal
Speaker 2: Caribbean Cruise to Ensenada, Mexico's a short three day cruise,
Speaker 2: but it was the first one that Twalla Sharp had
Speaker 2: ever been on in his life. For me, it was
Speaker 2: my sixth cruise overall, and over the years you've probably
Speaker 2: heard me. I've talked about it with Tim Conway Junior,
Speaker 2: and talked about it with other people in Just in
Speaker 2: the Office Deborah Mark of John COBALT's show. She is
Speaker 2: a big cruiser and oftentimes we get the question like
Speaker 2: why do you like to This doesn't seem fun? What's
Speaker 2: the big deal? Well, I'm going to step back now,
Speaker 2: and Twilla Sharp is someone who was all the way
Speaker 2: against cruises the idea, went on his first cruise, and
Speaker 2: I'm gonna let him give his unfiltered remarks take it Away.
Speaker 4: Twelve after you sharing stories of your five now six cruises,
Speaker 4: I had always thought you were absolutely insane. The idea
Speaker 4: of being out on that which I fear the most, deep,
Speaker 4: dark water, the very idea of going out on a
Speaker 4: cruise was petrifying. But then when you extended an invitation
Speaker 4: for me and my son to join you, I talked
Speaker 4: to my son about and I said, hey, not only
Speaker 4: has Moe invited us to join his family on his cruise,
Speaker 4: but his boys really want you to come. And my
Speaker 4: son was through the roof. He was like, we gotta go,
Speaker 4: We got to go. And seeing the look on his face,
Speaker 4: I was like, I cannot deny this father and son
Speaker 4: bonding moment. I wasn't even sure we were still going
Speaker 4: to go until I purchased the tickets.
Speaker 3: I sent you that message I said, we're in.
Speaker 4: Fast forward to the night before we got off the
Speaker 4: air that Thursday, and I was so nervous about going.
Speaker 4: I didn't sleep. Really, I did not sleep. I didn't.
Speaker 4: I got off the air here, I went to go
Speaker 4: pick him up, and I did not go to sleep.
Speaker 4: I went got to the house. I'm staring in my closet,
Speaker 4: going over what to bring, what not to bring. I
Speaker 4: swear when I talked to you and Lamu here in
Speaker 4: the morning about just just pack what you're going to pack,
Speaker 4: don't sweat it.
Speaker 3: Bring what you feel you need to bring.
Speaker 4: Up until that point, I was uptight about even packing
Speaker 4: I did. I couldn't even relax about packing. Put everything
Speaker 4: in the car. We're driving to the to the pier
Speaker 4: in San Pedro, and I've got butterflies. It was almost
Speaker 4: like I was going up on the roller coaster. Even
Speaker 4: made the mistake of going over that damn bridge, which
Speaker 4: is terrifying, the wrong way Thomas Bridge. It made the
Speaker 4: wrong turn, went over the bridge, came back whatever. Up
Speaker 4: until walking on the gang plank to get on that boat,
Speaker 4: I swear my knees were almost shaking. And then we
Speaker 4: got on the boat and it was beautiful. The Royal
Speaker 4: Caribbean International Navigator of the Seas is a beautiful ship.
Speaker 4: And I'm standing there with my bags and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 4: you know what, we have to get to the room.
Speaker 4: We go into the room and I'm like, this room
Speaker 4: is beautiful.
Speaker 3: What is this? The lot of times when it was
Speaker 3: happening right now, this is beautiful. Your stateroom. Did you
Speaker 3: have a was it an interior cabin? Did you have
Speaker 3: a balcony?
Speaker 4: We had window, porthole window and huge, I mean like
Speaker 4: this window was hugh mongous and with just the site
Speaker 4: out over the water. Even still, we're at the dock
Speaker 4: and I'm like, I'm so nervous. Whatever, we put our
Speaker 4: bags away, contact you we come out. You're like, hey,
Speaker 4: I'll meet you over at the room. Had a nice
Speaker 4: little welcome pack to get on the cruise. And even still,
Speaker 4: the whole time, I'm like, okay, who let me go
Speaker 4: get some coffee. Let me do something to relax, because
Speaker 4: it's like we had all plans to go up and
Speaker 4: attend the kickoff party. And as soon as we were
Speaker 4: all set, my son was like, okay, we're good, We're
Speaker 4: straight okay, and you and Lamuhir said, the boys are
Speaker 4: waiting for you.
Speaker 3: This the room they're at. He was gone.
Speaker 4: He was like, okay, gool peot. My son was gone.
Speaker 4: He went to go look for your boys. And that's
Speaker 4: the last time I saw him that day. I think
Speaker 4: I went back to the room to take a nap,
Speaker 4: and I did, and by the time I woke up.
Speaker 4: It was around five thirty, went to sleep, maybe around
Speaker 4: one something, woke up five thirty, missed the kickoff, and
Speaker 4: I woke up and the first message I saw was
Speaker 4: from you, and you said you are out to see
Speaker 4: now yep. And I opened up the window and we
Speaker 4: were out in the middle of nowhere. Like I'll open
Speaker 4: up the blinds and looked out the window and we
Speaker 4: were out in the middle of nowhere. And I said,
Speaker 4: oh my god, I'm out to see. I left the
Speaker 4: room and I started walking around, just kind of exploring.
Speaker 4: And this ship is so damn big. I wanted to
Speaker 4: do everything. I wanted to see everything. I wanted to
Speaker 4: touch everything, just walking around, and I was hesitant to
Speaker 4: even get on the elevator. And even though this ship
Speaker 4: is like twelve thirteen stories high, you know I'm saying.
Speaker 4: I took the stairs all the way up to the
Speaker 4: top and tried to look at what's happening. Called flor
Speaker 4: Oh decks, okay, the decks, Yeah, to see look. I
Speaker 4: got to give my sea legs. You know, I'm not
Speaker 4: six cruises in, so my first the decks and got
Speaker 4: to the top. I went to find something to eat,
Speaker 4: and I think that's the first time I saw you
Speaker 4: when like after waking up, and we went over to
Speaker 4: that nacho bar where it's just I'm like, so you
Speaker 4: just go and get food and like, yeah, whatever.
Speaker 3: For people don't know when you get on the ship.
Speaker 2: Just about any food you see when I say it's free,
Speaker 2: it's included as much as you want, wherever you want,
Speaker 2: whenever you want.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 4: And I went and I made myself a gigantic player
Speaker 4: notchos and I'm kind of like holding the plate like okay,
Speaker 4: are they gonna charge me this? And You're like, all right,
Speaker 4: go sing out And I'm like, what is happening right now?
Speaker 4: And I just say And there are people already in
Speaker 4: the pool, there are people watching movies, the Steel band
Speaker 4: is playing, and I am at home and I started
Speaker 4: when I finally went to dinner, I started getting a
Speaker 4: little bit seasick. And it's a weird sensation where all
Speaker 4: of a sudden, I felt like my head was swimming
Speaker 4: the florest movement for everything, and I'm like, okay, I'm
Speaker 4: about I had to hold on to the table and
Speaker 4: fortunately I had in my pocket some driving being that
Speaker 4: I got from Lindsay producer.
Speaker 3: Lindsay had hooked it up.
Speaker 4: Yes, without that, I probably would have been hurling to
Speaker 4: pop a couple of those. Within an hour, I was fine.
Speaker 4: And I'm telling you, looking out over the water at
Speaker 4: night the most comforting thought. And this is weird, but
Speaker 4: this is what gave me comfort, actually is looking out
Speaker 4: and I kind of walked towards the edge and look down.
Speaker 4: And when you look down over that edge, so this
Speaker 4: waist high railing, it's straight down. You go over that edge,
Speaker 4: you're in that water. And I'm telling you this, you're
Speaker 4: gone if you if you fall off the edge of
Speaker 4: that boat and into that ocean, it is an icy death.
Speaker 4: There's no finding you, there's no swimming keeping a float.
Speaker 4: So someone comes you're dead. And something about the thought
Speaker 4: of going into that and that just being the end.
Speaker 4: I said to myself, well, now I know how I
Speaker 4: would die. I'm actually more comfortable now.
Speaker 3: And that's a great way to start off your vacation.
Speaker 4: No, no, And but after that, I sat in one
Speaker 4: of those deck chairs and just listened to the ocean
Speaker 4: just crashing along the boat and just theh of the boat,
Speaker 4: and I fell asleep and I was like, this is
Speaker 4: pure bliss.
Speaker 2: Okay, So first day was pure bliss. Second day is
Speaker 2: the day at sea, so you have run of the ship.
Speaker 2: You get a chance to really experiencing sea things, enjoy things.
Speaker 3: What stood out to you.
Speaker 4: The first thing that stood out to me is how
Speaker 4: much there was to do. And it's interesting because after
Speaker 4: hearing about all the cruise ships you've been on and
Speaker 4: all the things you've always told me about being on
Speaker 4: boats and how you don't feel it and just it's
Speaker 4: just it's a moving city and things like that. It's
Speaker 4: not enough to hear about it. You have to experience
Speaker 4: it and after it kind of like waking up and
Speaker 4: walking around. It's literally Las Vegas, just at sea. I
Speaker 4: stopped by the casino. I went by and saw a
Speaker 4: little bit of one of the shows. There is an
Speaker 4: actual shopping mall in the boat. There's a sports bar.
Speaker 4: I saw women getting their hair done at the dry bar.
Speaker 3: I mean it.
Speaker 4: The first day is almost overwhelming to the census, because
Speaker 4: there's too much to see. I tried my best to
Speaker 4: pace myself, and after all, my legs got really really
Speaker 4: tired from running up and down the decks. And then
Speaker 4: ifroinally said, you know what, night, I'm tired. I gotta
Speaker 4: go to lay down again. My son still wasn't back
Speaker 4: on the where he was. He was out with your
Speaker 4: boys doing Lord knows what.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 4: And I went and I laid down. I went to sleep,
Speaker 4: and I think when I woke up the next morning,
Speaker 4: you know, I saw him in the room and he
Speaker 4: was knocked out with his clothes and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 4: you got a night.
Speaker 2: Let's postive when we come back. I want you to
Speaker 2: tell us more about your first experience, the things that
Speaker 2: surprised you.
Speaker 3: For me, it's old hat. For you, it was all new.
Speaker 2: So I'm still curious because I've only heard bits and
Speaker 2: pieces of this of your first cruise thanks to Royal
Speaker 2: Caribbean on Navigator of the Seas. This is the Later
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Speaker 1: You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
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Speaker 2: Because we continue to hear from Tawalla Sharp, producer of
Speaker 2: the show, and his first experience with cruising. Last second,
Speaker 2: we heard about day one. Now day two is the
Speaker 2: is the day at sea? What is happening for you
Speaker 2: at that point? Day two I.
Speaker 4: Felt I really got my sea legs, and it was
Speaker 4: time for me to slow down and really really explore
Speaker 4: this sh and I really did sit and take in
Speaker 4: some shows. I took in a little bit of the
Speaker 4: Broadway show that they had show Girls a dance experience
Speaker 4: or history of Showgirls on browing. You know, Okay, this
Speaker 4: is interesting to watch. It was just fun to watch
Speaker 4: these shows. I went to go and watch karaoke. I
Speaker 4: watched a little bit of the Bingo because it was
Speaker 4: just so interesting to see what people do at these shows.
Speaker 4: I caught the comedy show, which I thought was hilarious.
Speaker 4: I was like, this is a really good show. I
Speaker 4: went and just kind of just also walked around and
Speaker 4: tried food. I mean, it is so addicting to just eat,
Speaker 4: to just stop at a place and just grab something.
Speaker 4: Foods everywhere everywhere, just drink stations, food stations.
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 4: You can easily easily lose control of your waistline on
Speaker 4: a cruise, no doubt.
Speaker 3: Because the food is delicious.
Speaker 4: I went and I sat on the second day, when
Speaker 4: I got it in my head that you don't have to
Speaker 4: rush through anything to eat here, I went and I
Speaker 4: sat down and admittedly, okay, as bad as this may sound.
Speaker 4: I went upstairs to the wind Jammer and I wasted food.
Speaker 2: Wind Jammer is a place where if you're not going
Speaker 2: to formal dining you can go. It's a it's a
Speaker 2: buffet which is open most of the day. But they
Speaker 2: have a lot of different cuisines on any given day, and.
Speaker 4: There's restaurants for altar. There is a steak, meat and
Speaker 4: potatoes restaurants, there's a seafood restaurant. There's I think a
Speaker 4: restaurant that served all like a Latin cuisine. I'm like,
Speaker 4: how many different restaurants can you have on one boat.
Speaker 4: It was ridiculous, a French cafe, all types of things happening.
Speaker 4: But the wind Jammer is where I wanted to go
Speaker 4: and just try different things. And I just sat down
Speaker 4: with plates in front of me and just let me
Speaker 4: nibble on this. This looks really good. I'm gonna taste
Speaker 4: this too.
Speaker 2: You can take as much as you want. You can
Speaker 2: take as much as you want back with you to
Speaker 2: your stateroom. Yes, you can for later snacks or whatever.
Speaker 4: I saw people carrying it, just plates upon plates, stacked
Speaker 4: upon each other, back to their rooms. But I think
Speaker 4: Day two was a day where I really took my
Speaker 4: time to really explore the ship, and as much time
Speaker 4: as I explored and walked around and kind of just
Speaker 4: looked at what was happening in different rooms. There was
Speaker 4: a jazz performance happening, and there's there's jazz bands and
Speaker 4: just live bands playing at different sections all over the
Speaker 4: ship and none of this, and it's like you can
Speaker 4: be on one end ship there's a live band playing
Speaker 4: and just like you know, I don't know, block away
Speaker 4: on the ship there's a piano bar and none of
Speaker 4: the sounds are bleeding into each other. The ship is
Speaker 4: so well crafted. On every floor there is a level
Speaker 4: of entertainment and I didn't even see it. I never
Speaker 4: saw the ice skating rink. I didn't see the ice
Speaker 4: skating that or the miniature golfing. I didn't see the
Speaker 4: miniature golfing. I did go upstairs and I caught our
Speaker 4: boys playing dodgeball, which is interesting. There's a rock wall
Speaker 4: of three on read basketball court which doubles as the
Speaker 4: dodgeball court, the water slide, which is incredible. There is
Speaker 4: actually a children's play area with an arcade and even
Speaker 4: a daycare if you have younger kids. And I just
Speaker 4: went around just to look at this, like, oh, and
Speaker 4: the Spa, I just say, can I come in? I
Speaker 4: just want to see what it kind of looks like
Speaker 4: in there. The Spa is literally like a four star Spa,
Speaker 4: five star the Spa. I said myself, next time, and
Speaker 4: there will be a next time.
Speaker 3: That's the thing.
Speaker 2: You gotta go once to know what you want to do.
Speaker 2: You can do everything, you can do nothing, but you
Speaker 2: have to have a reference point.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, because now I know the things that like,
Speaker 4: I may not need the Wi Fi package next time
Speaker 4: I go on a cruise because there's no need for
Speaker 4: you to be on your device. There's too much happening
Speaker 4: on the cruise. I think I was documenting more than probably.
Speaker 4: Looking back, I'm like, next time, I'm putting my phone,
Speaker 4: just leave it in the room and enjoying the cruise.
Speaker 4: So much to do, and you know what's really trists
Speaker 4: me out. I never saw the front of the boat.
Speaker 4: Like my son was telling me all these places you made.
Speaker 4: He was like like no, and he says that you
Speaker 4: never made it to the bow, You never made it
Speaker 4: to the nightclub. Did you ever go to the thirteenth floor.
Speaker 4: I'm like, no, no, no, I didn't see these things
Speaker 4: because I was so stuck in the middle and aft
Speaker 4: of the boat.
Speaker 3: There's too much to do. Well.
Speaker 2: I was lucky enough to be able to sit down
Speaker 2: and at least watch the USC football game that they
Speaker 2: actually won in the sports bar, because you know, that
Speaker 2: was something I was making sure that they were going
Speaker 2: to be showing that game. Those are the things that
Speaker 2: I wanted to do. I don't need to go to
Speaker 2: the Spa. There are a lot of things there I
Speaker 2: don't need to do. I don't need to do minister
Speaker 2: golf whatever. And I don't go to the nightclub anymore
Speaker 2: because it's for the younger folks, for the rest bar, right.
Speaker 2: But the other stuff that I want to do, I
Speaker 2: enjoy doing. Let's do this one more segment twelve, because
Speaker 2: I want to get your final thoughts on the totality
Speaker 2: of the experience and what you would do it again.
Speaker 2: Would you do the whole thing again? Would you recommend
Speaker 2: it to someone else?
Speaker 3: Absolutely?
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Speaker 2: As we talk more about Tuala Sharp's first experience with
Speaker 2: a cruise. He and I were on Royal Caribbean's Navigator
Speaker 2: of the Seas for a three day cruise over the
Speaker 2: Labor Day weekend, and I just wanted to get out
Speaker 2: of the way to get Tuala's sense of the experience.
Speaker 2: He was a hater going in. We somehow convinced him
Speaker 2: to get on, and now we get to find out
Speaker 2: who he is on the other side. Is this something you
Speaker 2: would do again? What's the totality of your experience, Twalla?
Speaker 2: I have to admit I'm hooked. I am hooked. I
Speaker 2: cannot wait to go on another cruise. This was the
Speaker 2: most amazing experience. I absolutely see why you and your
Speaker 2: family go on cruises every year. This is something that
Speaker 2: I think as a must for everyone to do. If
Speaker 2: you have any fears about being on the ocean, fears
Speaker 2: of being on boats, any of that. Take it from
Speaker 2: someone who was you just you know a week ago,
Speaker 2: all right, This past weekend forever changed me. There is
Speaker 2: nothing more tranquil and relaxing and just beautiful than being
Speaker 2: out on the open seas. I love it, And now
Speaker 2: I can see why you would go on different cruises,
Speaker 2: because now I'm like, this is a perfect starter cruise.
Speaker 2: Now I'm like, I think I need long I think
Speaker 2: I need seven days. I want to be able to
Speaker 2: go on a cruise and stop at different ports. Because
Speaker 2: on this trip, I didn't get off the boat because
Speaker 2: you know, I've been to various places in Mexico and
Speaker 2: I'm like, I didn't feel the need to get off
Speaker 2: the boat and just kind of go shopping or whatever.
Speaker 2: In Insanita, I was like, Okay, I didn't need to
Speaker 2: do that. I was already tired from walking around as
Speaker 2: it was, so it was just like, that's not something
Speaker 2: I want to do.
Speaker 4: I wanted to experience being on the boat. But now
Speaker 4: I'm like, Alaska's calling, you know, the Mediterranean Cruise is calling,
Speaker 4: you know, a crew to the Bahamas or Jamaica or
Speaker 4: someone like that. I need to go Hawaii. All of
Speaker 4: these places are calling me because I can. And here's
Speaker 4: the thing. I don't like flying. I'm not big on flying,
Speaker 4: and it to me, it's the whole experience going to
Speaker 4: the airport, the hustle and bustle of getting through you know,
Speaker 4: TSA and just flying period.
Speaker 3: I'm not with it.
Speaker 4: Too many wax stories about people going crazy on the flight.
Speaker 4: I'm like, you I body slam someone on a flight.
Speaker 4: I'm not going through all that, but to go all
Speaker 4: of these places being on a cruise and be able
Speaker 4: to sample different cities or different countries at different stops, Oh,
Speaker 4: I cannot wait. I am looking forward, seriously looking forward
Speaker 4: to my next cruise.
Speaker 3: Mark, you're next. We're gonna get you on a ship.
Speaker 3: It's never gonna happen.
Speaker 5: But I gotta tell you that the sheer excess that
Speaker 5: you're describing as a little fascinating to me, because boy,
Speaker 5: does that sound about as American as anything I've ever heard. Oh,
Speaker 5: where you're at you say there's a hockey rink or
Speaker 5: an ice skating.
Speaker 2: Rink, ice skating rink, Yes, and then it doubles as
Speaker 2: a theater later in the evening.
Speaker 5: Wow, And you're actually telling me, Tuala that the stand
Speaker 5: up comedian even on the cruise was quality.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I laughed throughout the show. And it could just
Speaker 4: be just the euphoria of being on the boat. Maybe
Speaker 4: they were pumping, you know, some type of nitrous oxide
Speaker 4: into the air, but I was laughing the whole time.
Speaker 5: Now, there's some details that you haven't really gotten to yet,
Speaker 5: and I need to know if you had any hookups
Speaker 5: while you were out at sea.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no no. And here's the thing.
Speaker 4: I can see how people hook up it. See, I
Speaker 4: definitely can see it because it's very hook upable. Okay,
Speaker 4: there's a lot of action, a.
Speaker 3: Lot of space and opportunities.
Speaker 4: A lot of space, a lot of opportunities, a lot
Speaker 4: of folks hanging at the bar looking to be chose
Speaker 4: what stopped you? Because I wasn't there for that, and
Speaker 4: I'm that's not where I'm at mentally. I'm not in,
Speaker 4: you know, super hook a mode. I'm more on a
Speaker 4: browsy kind of thing. So I wasn't feeling the need
Speaker 4: to like make something happen on the cruise.
Speaker 3: And even though.
Speaker 4: I was how do I say this, my son was
Speaker 4: no tell us a lot of he had a lot
Speaker 4: of options.
Speaker 3: I'm telling the first off, I'm telling you.
Speaker 4: When we got on the boat, we're walking around and
Speaker 4: I was just kind of videotaping and an older lady
Speaker 4: walked up to my son and kind of put her
Speaker 4: arm around him, was like, take a picture of us.
Speaker 4: And I'm like okay, and I just turned my phone
Speaker 4: to him and she was like, now you've had a
Speaker 4: sixty year old woman hit on you. Oh my god,
Speaker 4: you are gorgeous. Find me later if you if you
Speaker 4: want to. Wasn't talking about Tuala, No, no, no, no, talking
Speaker 4: about my son, blew a kiss to him and everything,
Speaker 4: and he was kind of like, all right, all right.
Speaker 5: So people really drop their inhibitions on these things, or
Speaker 5: that was a pro one of the other.
Speaker 3: Dude, Oh it was.
Speaker 4: Look, I don't know what had him out at four
Speaker 4: o'clock in the morning every night, but I'm telling you
Speaker 4: it was not for lack of women chasing after. Even
Speaker 4: just after he did the karaoke, he became like a
Speaker 4: little celebrity.
Speaker 3: Now you know why I've sent used to send karaoke.
Speaker 4: Oh oh yeah, the karaoke that doesn't you want? You
Speaker 4: want an icebreaker? I literally heard some young lady walk
Speaker 4: up to and say, oh my god, you were so brave.
Speaker 4: I just I love and your voice because my son.
Speaker 4: He CONTs up there and he's like, love, what does
Speaker 4: it do for you?
Speaker 3: Whatever?
Speaker 5: Else?
Speaker 3: Like this very white Wow, Can I go next time? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Absolutely, yes, absolutely.
Speaker 3: I can only tell you Twola, can only tell you
Speaker 3: so much. You have to experience it for yourself. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, hearing about it. It doesn't do anything for your
Speaker 4: imagination and affordable given what all you get. Oh seriously,
Speaker 4: the cost of this cruise. The last for my daughter's
Speaker 4: last birthday, we went to Disneyland and it was I
Speaker 4: paid for me and the kids, just food, all this
Speaker 4: kind of stuff all day long. And that was about
Speaker 4: five thirty literally just a trip to Disneyland. And this
Speaker 4: was for the day, mind you, This was for the day, okay,
Speaker 4: going on this cruise for me or so I think
Speaker 4: it was about because I got different packages and I say,
Speaker 4: maybe roughly six point fifty for both of us. Not
Speaker 4: whatever you want to eat all day, entertainment all day, everything,
Speaker 4: complimentary compliments of the boat unless you want to like
Speaker 4: up until like for one of those four course meals.
Speaker 3: Whatever.
Speaker 4: You cannot get the same bang for your dollar doing
Speaker 4: anything else for three days. You really really can't. If
Speaker 4: you go to Vegas, you get the room. You don't
Speaker 4: get the entertainment and the food and everything else combined. No,
Speaker 4: this is all of that in one stop.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 5: I remember when we were texting over the weekend and
Speaker 5: I said something along the lines of you two better
Speaker 5: be drunk now or we can't be friends.
Speaker 3: Anymore.
Speaker 5: And you texted me back to Walla that you weren't
Speaker 5: drinking because you don't drink. And I remember those old
Speaker 5: TV commercials where there's the Native American crying on the
Speaker 5: side of the road.
Speaker 3: Just one tier. Yeah, I just thought, what what the waste?
Speaker 3: I can't tolerate this.
Speaker 4: Look, I don't drink, but I know for a fact
Speaker 4: Moe drink enough for me. So I'm good. All right,
Speaker 4: I'm good. And if you do choose to drink on
Speaker 4: a cruise, trust and belief. You can drink all day,
Speaker 4: all night. And here's the thing, it's it's what you
Speaker 4: make it. You don't have to drink.
Speaker 2: There's always something to occupy your time which has nothing
Speaker 2: to do with alcohol, absolutely nothing to do with alcohol.
Speaker 3: Yes you can.
Speaker 2: You can entertain yourself just by people watching the stupidity
Speaker 2: going on.
Speaker 4: Oh oh, the people watching look this, the movie watching
Speaker 4: sitting up on the top deck at night, and I
Speaker 4: caught myself watching believe it or not, Believe it or not.
Speaker 4: I was up at the top deck because I got
Speaker 4: a late night meal, and I found myself outside watching
Speaker 4: Aquaman two on the big on the big screen at
Speaker 4: the top because I said to myself. This is hilarious.
Speaker 4: They're showing Aquaman two. I hated this movie, but I've
Speaker 4: got a plate full of food and i don't feel
Speaker 4: like going back to my room. I'm gonna sit up
Speaker 4: in this deck chair and I'm gonna watch this movie
Speaker 4: just dining on my food.
Speaker 5: I think you found the only possible circumstance in which
Speaker 5: that movie was enjoyable.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because it was like, really, I don't even think
Speaker 4: that I was paying attention to the sound.
Speaker 3: It was just on. It was just on.
Speaker 4: It was just the ambiance of being out on the
Speaker 4: deck watching a movie under the stars, and it wasn't cold.
Speaker 3: It was just like, this is just beautiful.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 3: I see. I would want him to show Jaws or
Speaker 3: the meg or things like that. Make it a thing. No,
Speaker 3: they wouldn't do that. They wouldn't do it. That's I'm
Speaker 3: sold on that. That's man. That's cool.
Speaker 2: All you can eat, all you can drink, sit down
Speaker 2: to the stars watching movie.
Speaker 3: Look, Mark, we're gonna get you on a ship one day.
Speaker 5: Well it's never gonna happen, But I appreciate that. You
Speaker 5: don't know what you're missing. Man. Oh, it sounds like
Speaker 5: I know exactly what I'm missing. But you're a former lifeguard,
Speaker 5: what is there for you to fear? It was at
Speaker 5: city pools. There wasn't that far. I mean, somebody could
Speaker 5: come in and get me if I got in trouble.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 5: I only had to go in after a kid once,
Speaker 5: and I was angry because I had to get my
Speaker 5: hair wet.
Speaker 3: Okay, So being out in the deep sea.
Speaker 5: You guys ever read Moby Dick, And yes, there's the
Speaker 5: portion where the kid falls overboard and he's out at
Speaker 5: sea for a while and when they finally found him again,
Speaker 5: he's gone insane. We don't worry you, right, you die
Speaker 5: long before you Well, well there's the silver lining. Thank
Speaker 5: you for that end up like jack No, no, no,
Speaker 5: no no no, you die instantly, you go overside of
Speaker 5: that boat and you're dead. Oh well that's comforting. I
Speaker 5: maybe change my mind then, Okay, think on it. Okay,
Speaker 5: sleep on it. Maybe you'll change your mind.
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Speaker 6: go on a cruise if it's the last thing you do.
Speaker 4: I can actually see why people older people actually live
Speaker 4: on cruise ships now because as far I was like,
Speaker 4: are you insane? Now I'm like, hmm, this might be
Speaker 4: a lifestyle. We're live everywhere in the iHeartRadio app.
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