Speaker 1: Hello, everyone, Welcome back to Vanaby Farah. My name is
Chris Farah, and I'm excited to talk to you about
Love after lock Up.
Speaker 2: It's episode seven eleven.
Speaker 1: Honey, just go and get some pizza rolls maybe after
Definitely a slushie. Definitely a slurpy, a red slurpy. Anyway,
I'm so excited to talk to you about Love after Lockup.
I'm enjoying the season so far. There's a lot of
hot people and that's what I want. Hot people.
Speaker 2: And yeah, like I mean, jesus, I'm into some of
Michael's ho.
Speaker 3: Ho ha, like I mean, come on, okay please honey, boooo.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Anyways, I'm just going to massage my hands over and
over again, not because I'm talking about him, mostly because
I've decided I can make some sort of living being
a hand model if I can get these cuticles in control.
It's you know, it's a daily struggle. Let's start with well,
first of all, super excited to talk about them. Here
they are the cast of Love After lock Up. I'm
showing a picture. But let's move to our thropple of
this episode and this show, because of course, there's also
this is Polly and I bring that up because they
introduced us to Trent and Nita but also Cammi on
Love After Lock Up, and I think we're never going
to see him again. That was just to get a
little taste of them, and they of course holding down
This is Polly. If you're listening, uh, and to my
recaps or if you're watching, you should of course watch
the show because my recaps are not as funny if
you don't know what I'm talking about. But also I
don't know you do you? I will take money whatever
I can hand modeling you just listening to that, But
let's talk about it, because obviously I'm enjoying This is
Polly and we have a thrapple that really want to
be on that show.
Speaker 2: And I mean at least a guy who really would
love to be. You know, let's say the other yahweh,
and the Yahweh of course is on This is Polly.
You know, because he wants multiple women. Demand wants Goddess
and Benita to hold down in a polycule and all
be happy about it and just be one big, happy family. Okay,
that's what he wants. And at some points you're like,
you know, I believe him and I feel like, is
that that bad? They want me to hate him. I don't.
I don't listen. I don't hate him.
Speaker 1: I know that he's doing this thing that's wrong for women,
and I should be like, oh, he's not, you know,
doing it right.
Speaker 2: But there's also a part of me that feels like,
I don't know. These women are gonna mind.
Speaker 1: I mean, Bonita's gonna mind on the surface, but if
Bonita really thought about how much time it would be
off of her hands, because dealing with Dior, then she
gets to have demand when she wants, but also she
has time to like grow her steady business with Penis
Cakes Penis Waffles with the cream inside. Like she needs
time to do all that because she's doing quite well,
and maybe she'd be happy to just have like him
pay for everything, which he absolutely should, but also hold
down Goddess too, honey, I mean listen, and both of
them want.
Speaker 2: A soft life.
Speaker 1: Both ladies are like this, I want to not work,
and you better install TVs for me on the wall.
On the wall, we're back in Baltimore. Obviously, we had
met Goddess's mom in a previous episode, but as we
also know, let's go back to business. Demand has told
Gigi slash Goddess that he's.
Speaker 2: Getting out han on Monday.
Speaker 1: He's going to go pick her up from like the
actual release day of his like you know, years long since,
and then they're gonna have like, you know, one night
of just pure bliss where it's only him and her
and there's not any other sort of distraction, and the
distraction could be Benita, who.
Speaker 2: He has a whole ass child with.
Speaker 1: However, at the same time, you know, this is how
it has to go, because Benita been knowing him longer
and will know when he's up to no fucking good
or Unfortunately, Gigi slash Goddess is still underneath like the
false jail talk digmatization of who we only also.
Speaker 2: Can call mumu. That's what we call them when we're
just Josh and with him.
Speaker 1: Okay, So in Baltimore, as we know, uh, Gigi's mom,
Natise is like a horse woman. She fucking will ride
a horse, will teach you how to ride a horse, horses,
love her horses. You know, she's she does it well.
She like puts Bella Hadid to shame and all that,
all those generous all the equestrian bullshit like she is, honey,
I mean doing dressage because she like knows how to
ride a horse.
Speaker 2: See what I'm saying when I'm putting down.
Speaker 1: So obviously, as we know, Goddess has sped over to
pick Moo Moo up because even though that he told
her he was going to be out at one time,
she decided to, like wait the laddiest last minute. I
think it's because she either has ADHD and it's hard
for her to make transitions, or she got too high.
Both happened because she got nervous. Anyway, God bless, so
she does pick them up, and she's kind of late. However,
we also find out her has just been waiting there
being like where the fuck is this girl just on
a goddamn horse. So sorry, but at the same time hilarious.
So Gigi picks up, you know, demon and he has
that bag full of like pictures of both ladies and
he's like, you can't look in this bag. And then
he comes out in a man bun and she is
like all over him and her like two piece of
wed red sweatshirt.
Speaker 2: She looks so cute.
Speaker 1: She jumps on him, and then just as they're about
to like you know, he's grabbing her ask up. Blessed
Na Teas just comes charging in on that horse. I mean,
and that horse is like ice white with blue ass eyes,
you know, like it really does look like my little
pony without any sort of fun branding yet on it,
you know what I'm saying. So he also describes it
as turquoise unicorn, like a turquoise unicorn is looking all
crazy like he has something on his mind, which is
not entirely not accurate. He's white, but turquoise is hilarious
because there was a certain majestic quality of this horse. Also, yeah,
that horse had read the mom's mind and been like
this one. You want me to fuck up this one?
Whatever you want, queen lady writer, you know. So however,
we have to really just lean into the fact that
Natise also must see the natural charm of Mumoo immediately
because Mumou is charming hot, also has like, you know,
a lot of confidence, and he's hilarious.
Speaker 2: He says, I.
Speaker 1: Was looking up and this security detail horse came running up,
and then he says about the mom that she's doing
too much, she geeking And I'm bringing that up because
you know that's what the kids are saying.
Speaker 2: Doing too much.
Speaker 1: Someone's doing too much means they're being intense or they're like,
you know, going off the railing or overreacting to something,
or is too excited, like it could meet a bunch
of things anyway.
Speaker 2: M hm. So at the same.
Speaker 1: Time, he wants the mom to know that don't worry,
I'm gonna dick this woman down that you gave birth to,
because he's all up just like hands around Gigi, just
like you know, from behind, you know, like can't stop.
At one point, I'm like, is he just trying to
rub on her booty or is he still scared of
the horse and sort of trying to use her as
like a human shield.
Speaker 2: I think it's a little from Colin Mae, a little
from Columby. Okay.
Speaker 1: So at a point, you know it's he's gonna have
like a man bun. But I guess she's gonna do
his hair for him or whatever. And so her mom
is like, are you gonna sit between her legs? And
he I think is hearing that to be like, are
you gonna sit between someone else's legs? Like are you
with someone that a man that sits in between many legs,
and he's like, no, I'm gonna sit in between no
one's legs. And he just is like, I say whatever
I need to say to get this woman to accept
me right now, because I want that manage way.
Speaker 2: Tra That's what he says. He's gonna make this manage
to all work. Then listen. Gigi's mom pulls her to
her and she's like, listen to this advice. If you
don't listen to any other thing I've told you, it's
if you want to know if a man's cheating on you,
you sleep with your leg around him so you can
feel when he gets out of bed to scurry in
the middle of the night like a little mouse to
another lady's bed. That's what she said to her daughter.
And I listen. I think it's smart. I always. I mean,
you know, I like to sleep with the leg around someone.
You know.
Speaker 1: I think it's possessive. I don't mind it. I really
really don't. Okay, that's what she said. That's what mom said.
That's what I'm saying to you, you know, like women
a woman. That's what she says, Just so you know,
if you're not a woman, you can still use that.
It's gender. It's a genderless piece of advice. Okay, all right,
So now Beanita is dealing with her own drama because
what had happened was she ran into some money problems,
as one does when they're like baby daddy slash in
fiance slash old timey, you know, old time boyfriend who's
been with for a long time. If that person goes
to prison, there's a lot of finances that fall on
the woman's shoulders. And we see the many different ways
in which women on this season are dealing with that. Kaylee, Kayla,
but also Beanita. Benita just sold a bunch of his shit,
sold a bunch of his shit, his favorite shit. She
sold it our Moani jeans with you know, embroidery on them.
I don't know from when it was popular now, but
you know, God bless us back. At the same time,
she has to go link up with her connect to
replace his stuff, and we're like, are we listening to
what I'm thinking? We're listening, and yeah, we are listening
to that. So then Benita drops a bunch of other
information that we are so like, okay, really, here's the thing.
She says that she had to sell one hundred and
fifteen f thousand dollars worth of his stuff and basically
that I'll want to their daughter door.
Speaker 2: That's an expensive baby. I'm gonna get it. Do you
or I get it? I mean with a name like Door,
I thinks you're like her diaper bags, a little baby
door lady deor baby lady door lady baby. Do you okay?
Speaker 1: Benita's tired, okay because she had to sell that stuff
and now he knows that she's coming back, and she
had to do all this rigamaroll with this storage unit
to be like I took some stuff out, I'm putting
some back in.
Speaker 2: It's kind of like you know, yeast. You know, like
if he takes some out, somehows to grow ha ha.
And then she also laments that she would like to
take six months off now that he's out. He owes
it just he has to pay for everything now.
Speaker 1: So we see her fully buying merchandise from the trunk
of some guy with a censored face. That guy wouldn't
give his permission to see his face. While we know
is that he drives a gray Ultima. Don't come for me,
you saw that Denissan Ultima. And then she buys a
bunch of stuff, including like a white Armani shirt.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: So then we get this other situation where like Mumu's like, yeah,
I know something's up because I know that Benita tried
to have two locks on my storage facility at like
public storage, and my mom came by, and then I
told my mom fuck that. My mom was like, yeah,
I'll record myself getting a crowbar and cutting it off,
and were like, oh, okay, you know because like if
did Benita see that story?
Speaker 2: I mean, was that a snapchat that Beanita saw? Okay?
Speaker 1: Was wondering, and so the mom took a bunch of stuff.
We don't know what's still in there. He goes to
the storage facility, but of course he is still in prison,
but he decides to do this with Goddess. Now, I
think this is dumb to dumb, dumb, dumb. Why because
wouldn't you think that there's a possibility that Benita might
go there? What if you had had this whole hatch
a mamie plan, hatcha mamie I don't know about like
getting out, so you're gonna have some time with Gigi
and then like you know, telling Benita the next day.
But then the day before, Benita thinks she just sees
you at the storage facility. That didn't cross his mind,
and he thinks he's too smart to pull this off.
He thinks, says he's gonna pull us off. He's so smart.
Speaker 2: Okay, God bless. Okay, he's hot, but okay.
Speaker 1: So basically he's looking through a storage unit. He finds
like his Timblands. He feels good about that. He says
that Benita has a way of of he that they sorry,
she has a way that she manipulates.
Speaker 2: And we're like, I love it you.
Speaker 1: That's great. And we go back to Benita and she's
cooking dinner for her daughter Dior, and she's like, listen,
I did mumu a solid in my eyes, Like I
just pretended he's been at school this whole time.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: When Dere's like where's daddy, I'm like school and she's
like studying what I said, Shakespeare. He's at Rata in England, London, Cambridge, England,
and that's where he is and you'll see when he
comes back, which is in a little bit from now,
because he's studying Shakespeare there and he's coming back and
God bless okay. So but let's go back to Benina. Now,
Banina knows her way around a bake baking sheet and
a pan, okay, and she's seasoning chicken with her daughter
and it looks like good chicken. I'm like happy for Beanita.
I do feel like Benita's a better cook than Gig.
But you know, okay, we go back to Gigi and
you know, listen, demon knows what he likes. Was just
smoke in a car, windows up, windows up, honey, hot
boxing a car.
Speaker 2: Okay, We're like, who is he? Who's driving?
Speaker 1: Because we realize both of them are in the back seat,
which is like, is this an uber that allows you
to smoke blunts without opening up the window or is
this like one of your friends. I need to know
the answer, tell me. So then he starts to say
some things because you know, now he's with Gigi Alon.
They're getting high, he got his tims and he's like,
you know, it's been so long, you know since I've
had sex with a woman. You know I would say that,
And then she's like me too, dick, though I haven't
like had sex and so long, and like she's horny
af and she's like over and out, like how hot.
He is like, I am so, and he's like, yeah,
you know, it's so crazy because I haven't had sex
and so long, like longer since I've been in prison,
because I was cell of it.
Speaker 2: That's what he said. He made the or like right
before he went in person.
Speaker 1: So so then you know that does it enough for her?
She's like, oh my god, you know, but she also
knows that he's going to just one minute man her, okay,
because like she understands that. But he does throw her
on the bed and then he says, I want to
see your ass. I want to see everything. And when
he says that, she just throws those knees behind her ears.
I mean she throws it. She's like she's just like
say less, say my mom is doing too much.
Speaker 2: I'm doing this period.
Speaker 1: I mean she really just is a flexible girl, hypermobile.
If the world I can do it too. I'm not
don't mean to like toot my own horn or you know,
toot my own duty. But at the same time, you know,
wouldn't listen. It's only too easy for us to bend back,
you know what I'm saying. And she is like yes,
and he really dives in, like he is into it.
He just is like, I, oh, you're already who look
at that? Already w et? And she's like, ah, yes, yeah, yeah, sure.
He says it, you know, poetically because he went to
Shakespeare camp. But at the same time, I I.
Speaker 2: Listen, I'm not obviously I'm into it. I'm obviously into it.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's go from you know, hot fell and a
hot fella and in a certain way, Brad Brady's not
my favorite, but Kirsten actually I think is pretty cute.
So let's move on to Kirsten and Brady. Now, of course,
she was pregnant and then walked over to the local
trap house to yell at him. And that was Brady.
And now you know, of course she isn't obsessed with him.
She gave birthfact baby. But at this moment in time,
she's mad because he has to be back at his
halfway house, like way too early for her, because she
actually go pick him up and drive like a banana
amount of hours to the halfway house. And she wants
to do the thing, literally, the thing she wants to
do him in between those events, and she needs a
place to do it, and she needs like a motel
and she's gotten one. Okay, So we see her prep
for her big day, even though she knows there's a
possible that they are going to be late if they
decide to beer. Off course, she's like, this is the
first time we've had sex since we've been married. Yeah,
because they got married by proxy. She says that sex
is a human need and he's been in for.
Speaker 2: Six years and we want to be like, I'm sure
he kind of figured out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but she's figuring out right now. This lovely romantic scene.
She sets up candles and she puts rose petals on
the bed, and then she realizes she still has to
sleep over tonight. He's not coming till tomorrow, and now
she's just going to sleep on them.
Speaker 2: Rose petal pill Like all sorry, rose petals all in
her pillows, rose petal pillows. Just stinky ass, red ass,
stained ass rose petal bedding. That's what always happens when
I see that. I know there could be fake ones,
but at the same time, it's like, what are you
gonna do you need?
Speaker 1: Like this is what I would say, if you are
one of those hotels, you need to just invest in
some like tied die rose petaled duvet cover where like
it just always looks like neuros petals.
Speaker 2: Okay, so uh.
Speaker 1: The last thing that she decides to do, which really
is meaningful for them and their life, is that she
has like a galaxy light that she puts on and
she says it's because they always say they love each
other from the moon to the stars and beyond.
Speaker 2: Like jail moon, the stars, the jails, the walls, the cells,
the bars, the street that we lived on. You know
what I'm saying. We just literally walked from home to home.
Like at one point, I walked from my home to
your home. That's how close, you know. So you know
this distance means a lot for them, you know, because
even though they met so close, it was, if you
think about it, a long distance relationship for a spell.
How interesting. I know, Chris.
Speaker 1: So She's like, listen, he has goals and aspirations, and
that's what will keep him on the straight and narrow.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: All it takes is for a man to come out
of prison and have a lot of responsibilities immediately and
pressure to attain his goals and aspirations, and that that
pressure and all the other stimuli he wasn't expecting will
keep him on the straight and narrow coupless. Now we
cut to him because you know, we felt some sort
of empathy, and then he's saying a bunch.
Speaker 2: Of crazy shits.
Speaker 1: So he's like, you know, I'm in a gender roles,
and you know, I wonder if she's going to be
able to actually submit to me, you know, because a
husband and a wife are treated differently, And I want
to be like, well, what does that mean in your mind?
Speaker 2: Is it like a wife is not told anything and.
Speaker 1: Just expected to suck the husband's dick and sometimes she
gets five dollars to go out with her friends and
cook and clean for me at all times? You know,
I mean, like what does that mean? And then she
never complains eggs never, She's so happy. Now the husband's
role is to do whatever the fuck the husband wants
to do, and how he's treated is like a king. Okay,
So he is obviously getting picked up by her. And
she wakes up in the morning in her galaxy light situation,
she got no sleep. She gets in her car and
she pulls up and starts waiting for him, and she's
like nervous.
Speaker 2: He's nervous.
Speaker 1: At one point, she thinks she's gonna throw up. She
gets out of the car. It's hot, it's cold, you
don't quite know. But she's also fiending for him. She
says she can't wait to smell his natural body scent.
She just can't wait.
Speaker 2: A but she waits. I'll tell you, she does wait
for now, Like I mean, she gets so pissed.
Speaker 1: She starts to be like, this is the biggest croc
of shit I've ever dealt with. And it's like, You've
had kids, you've gone through divorce, you married someone in prison,
and just this waiting, this one moment, This is the.
Speaker 2: Biggest crock of shit. I doubt it, girl. I can
see it on you. Honey.
Speaker 1: You've dealt with crocks of shit bigger than this, and
you will again.
Speaker 2: Okay, So.
Speaker 1: He comes out finally, and you know he's so excited.
He just keeps saying it's over, it's over. It's ob
which is sad. You know, he got into meth and
pills after he said he got his wisdom teeth pulled.
Speaker 2: They give you what do they give you?
Speaker 1: They give you crazy as drugs when you get your
wisdom teeth pulled, especially kids that age in that part
of town.
Speaker 2: That doctor if that's true.
Speaker 1: I mean, if that's true, fine, let's talk about the
fact that that doctor then nothing should be like jailed.
Speaker 2: That's not smart.
Speaker 1: Anyway, he doesn't open the car door for her, and
she's upset. She calls him ahoosier, like, oh my god,
where are we what part of life with part of
the time space spectrum are we on?
Speaker 2: Are we back? Are we like in the nineteen eighties?
What's happening? That's such a weird okay? And she's just like,
you know, she held them down. You know. Here's the thing.
There's a lot and I understand this now, this.
Speaker 1: Season has this idea, and so maybe it's right because
I'm not in the situation, especially from women, and I
guess that maybe it's the guys also perpetrating this. So
I'm not going to put a woman, but women usually
talk about it that they should be happy the men
if they're the ones getting out, because they can walk
into like an automatic family stability unit because there's kids involved. Now,
some of these kids are their kids, you know, and
some of these kids are not you know, I don't know,
so and some of them have kids that are not
in this household specifically, Brady has two twins, you know
that live with his sex that is.
Speaker 2: Best with Kayla. It's so messy.
Speaker 1: So anyway, all I'm saying is maybe there's a point
that that's true where it's like if you have that,
you know, like that's what guys should want because it
keeps them like grounded and stable and my cand is
beer running around. At the same time it awful, it
also can offer a lot of like pressure and you know,
trying to fill that automatic life gap with like a
built in checklist already shaded in kind of family unit
and work situation.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: But let's move on because we got a new couple,
and the new couple is Dia and Cyrus.
Speaker 2: Now Dia, I mean has a lot of.
Speaker 1: Interests and they include the cellmates of one jail cell
ten years younger than her, Like she is that specific
kind of fetish fiend, like Dia is diabolicals. Say what
I did there in how bad her decision making is. Truly,
we start with her saying she's a very good driver,
and the producers like, ha ha haa, this means she's bad.
She describes herself as a master of chaos and anytime
any person like says that it's kind of cutesy, wootsy
or cool or like just crazy eccentric. If their life
is full of drama or full of chaos, it's because
they perpetrate it.
Speaker 2: And they love it and they want it, so they.
Speaker 1: Do it done, done, done, like you just like that
is that kind of person who just manufactures it and
then feeds the flame and the timbers that she's constantly
trying to reignite.
Speaker 2: People don't want aggregation, that a word, no, she people
don't want People don't want turmoil in their life.
Speaker 1: Most people have like lives, and in order to live
those really good lives, hopefully most of the time, are
the ones they try and seek joy from it. You know,
requires time space, It requires them to like sleep and
also like take care of themselves and also like cleaning
an apartment or cleaning a house and take caring of
this soul or taking care of that pet, or making
sure the bills are paid, you know, all of that.
So that has to happen, and usually people don't have
so much time to just Also, people scroll on the
internet like so many other options, like people reading, people pickleball.
You know what I'm saying, there's a lot of like peace,
but at the same time, people don't need to create
drama in their lives. Also hilarious that they think it's
cute or anyone in their life appreciates it, when very
specifically in DIA's life, from her mother and from her
own daughter who we see in this episode, they're stressed
the fuck out about her. They're not happy with DIA's
decision making, you know what I'm saying, like at all.
It's actually really hard to watch, but don't worry, y'all
talk about it with jokes. So as we know, she
is ten years older than her new boo Cyrus, Okay,
and then we get her information which she was married
for a long time, she says for twenty years, even
though she's thirty four. Us, we really don't understand what's happening.
She did have her first baby at sixteen, but like
you didn't get married at fourteen.
Speaker 2: I was confusing.
Speaker 1: But then we also realized that her other big story
is that she met Cyrus through Jaden, which was the
excelmate like I said, of Cyrus, and she like got
him out of prison and then he came out with
her and she had they had talked when they were
in prison, and then he ends up cheating on her
with this woman in town who I hope we meet,
who also cheated on her with her ex husband. This
woman has rolled the dick twice of Diya's people, which
begs so many questions, who is she? Why are we
talking to her? And like does she just seek them
out like hot like missiles?
Speaker 2: You know, like just that? What does she is?
Speaker 1: There just not that many people in town. And so
if there's a man that like shows himself under the
age of like forty, there's you know, a call to
action and it's her. Is it all at one bar
they're meeting at? I needed to, okay, I just because
it's not how do you give me like that piece
of information? Not give me like a bunch more. And
I would like to be able to say I could
research this, and I can't. I mean, should I be
able to? Should I try? I'd have to know more
exactly what town she's from.
Speaker 2: It just feels like maybe it's small. She says it's small.
She says it's rule.
Speaker 1: That's why she's a good driver, because she could like
drive fast. I'm like, yeah, I'm one lane girl. If
you can't listen. Don't tell me you're a good driver
unless you're like in La or in Rome or in
some part of like India. Before you tell me that
you're a good driver, you know, New York or something.
There's just you need to be able to like move
around cars and people and cars and people animals.
Speaker 2: Okay, So we go to see Jaden.
Speaker 1: Okay, because she does this thing that I love when
woman do is like when they go to some guy
that they think is still obsessed with them and they
go face to face to give them one last look
to be like stop wanting me. I have someone else
who just happens to be someone I met through you.
Speaker 2: It's your exceelment, you know. She's like this. She goes
up to Braiden.
Speaker 1: They get it's so funny but also like so toxic
because she likes Phidona like we always said. And he's
wearing one of those like electrical work masks that the
girl from Flash Dance is wearing when she's like, you know,
her other self when she's not the dancer. You know,
I'm talking about like one of those like oop very
you know, because there's like flames coming at you.
Speaker 2: So again she goes to him and.
Speaker 1: She's like, Jaden, I didn't know if you knew, so
I wanted to come tell you in person that Cyrus
is getting out of prison.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's Cyrus and moving up here. And Jaden, who
is twenty fucking nothing, is like, yeah, I heard that,
and she's like good, So, Jaden, you're gonna have to
stop facebooking me. He's like, I stopped all that and
he's like, she's like, no, you didn't. He's like, well,
I love you. I know that you still love me,
but I need you to stop. Stop it. Don't do
it anymore. Don't stop it.
Speaker 1: Mmm, no, okay, that's it first, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: You know what she's doing. So he's like, I just
can't help it, do you.
Speaker 1: You were by addiction and I love shit to be
addicted to, so like, you know, it can't just give
you up or other things that anyone will be addicted to.
Speaker 2: You know, you're like, god, bliss.
Speaker 1: He's very passive, you know what I'm saying, but he's
doing his due diligence. In this scene, she's.
Speaker 2: Like, I say, you know you're still in love and
he's like yeah, and.
Speaker 1: She's like, well, just see. You know I was never
in love with you. He's like, you can't say that,
Come on now, Dia, And then she's like, well, I
didn't you just fucked the town whore who fucked my
ex husband after I gave you a starter pack at
life second time? Yeah, like you got to be at
twenty six and suddenly be able to be with a
full grown woman and her kids. Why didn't you get
on bended knee and thank me for this? I mean,
you know, to Jaden's benefit, he doesn't. He's just like, yeah,
I know, I fucked up, and now I get to
watch my ex best friend slash Seal might live my
preferred life. I'm just going to go behind this and
continue to weld wild. So he yeah, he says he
won't let her go, which we know to mean that
there's going to be a showdown. As we know they
were excealmates, and Cyrus is going to just step into
the tragedy that already existed because she was already with
a young ass jail person and it didn't go well,
and she's all those kids, So let's go home and
talk about it now. She doesn't want to talk about
it because it's the truth being absolutely reflected back to
her with a very sad, confused mom that somehow blames
other people and doesn't have the gumption to sit her
daughter down and be like, stop making stupid decisions. Stop it, okay,
But the daughter also wishes to because we get this
whole beautiful scene where the daughter's like, yeah, I sometimes
just feel like she brings these dudes home that are
closer in age to me, and then it's just like
another child, and then I have to be the one
that's taking care of my brothers and sisters and then
taking care of him, and also, like Loki, having to
deal with their drama which is never ending in a
nightmare because she's picking I don't know, guys that just
came out of jail that are ten years younger than her,
and I don't know why. I mean the young part,
I don't know, but I will tell you that at
one point, I know my.
Speaker 2: Dad was a bad boy. So she has a type.
That's what she says.
Speaker 1: So let's move on too. Kaylea, Kayla and Michael. Oh,
I don't know if her name is Kaylee or Kayla.
It's probably Kaylee.
Speaker 2: Kaylee and Michael.
Speaker 1: They wake up in bed, honey, and they've been you know,
absolutely banging, you know, so like they enjoy it, you know,
like they've been getting it in and he loves it,
and she's so excited. And the next morning he's like, Yeah,
I got to just stare at that tattoo that you
got that says property of Michael, and I.
Speaker 2: Love just fucking you. And then just seeing that tattoo
and being like, yeah, as I'm fucking you, I'm taking
care of my business on my property, you know. Whatever
he's doing. Now, he also has some shitty ass tattoos.
He has a Mickey tattoo, like just a Mickey head
on his neck that you can tell is covering up
something else, and in the light you can almost see
that what it is what looks like some weird cartoon
character that was looking up with big eyes, like that's
all I can assume that what that was? Okay, But
in the next morning they have to go do some
of their errands, you know, and so she puts on
the tightest pair of pants I've ever seen. But at
the same time, she's been freshly fucked, so she like
wants that right now. At this point, after he's like
gotten his wits about him. They're driving her car. He's like,
you know, this is a really nice car. Is a
new car? You have a new car?
Speaker 1: Or is this ren told She's like, now it's my
He's like, well you have the other car. She's like, yep,
two cars. This is my Yep, two cars. And then
this whole next scene, she's like basically smiling the whole time.
I mean, she loves this scene so much. So they
get to the butchery, you know, and he is excited
to buy a bunch of steak and he buys some
Rabbi's honey and the good kind because when they give
him the total, it's one hundred and eighty dollars, but
it's like one hundred and seventy nine dollars and eighteen cents. Now,
she had done this whole scheme where she's like, I
had to be a prison wife for six years, so
I deserve coffee every morning, and I brand new car.
And the way I got it was credit fraud. He
told me to open up credit cards and his name
so I could build him credit. And then he said
that I could just use them to pay for gas,
and then I had to pay for the gas, and I.
Speaker 2: Was like, now I'm gonna buy out all the things.
She does.
Speaker 1: So both cards get declined, and she's again smiling through it,
like you would think at this point, if you know
that these cards are going to be declined, you don't
want it to be a thing. Why don't you wait
until he's alone with the cards and have him try
and buy things and then just you know, if you
want to be nice, give him twenty bucks.
Speaker 2: But at the same time, why don't you pay for
this right now? But you know, she's just like, oh,
here's here's your cards. Step the cards. You're probably not
going to work. Why would they work, you know, I've
spent so much money on them or not. I don't know.
Maybe I don't know. Maybe I did, maybe I didn't.
You know, you're just like, oh my god, this is
a nightmare. So of course they are both declined, and
then she has to give him, you know, her credit card,
and he's really upset and they have a discussion outside
and then he's like what happened and she's like I
got that credit cards? Like yeah, I know you did,
and she's like yeah, and I spent money on them.
He's like, well, you were supposed to pay them off.
She's like, no, because the credit cards are in your name.
He's like yeah, but you're the one spending much. She's like, right,
but that's not my name on them. And she's basically
like give. She's saying what you would say, what you
think a scammer would say if if a scammer took
your credit cards and didn't give one buck about you, Like,
what a horrible story.
Speaker 1: I really hope this never happens to you or me,
But like if someone got your credit card and then
also like somehow also sent you a horrible voice, not
being like, hey, bitch, I got your credit cards and
I'm going to spend everything and you're gonna be on
the hook for it.
Speaker 2: All.
Speaker 1: Well, that's your problem for being you know, Chris Fair
or whatever. You just like say something horrible and then
that's what happened to You'd be so mad.
Speaker 2: But that's what she does to the guy that is
her husband, I guess, also very hot.
Speaker 1: Anyway, it feels like she's like sabotaging this. So but
because she also, like you know, has a Kate Spade wallet.
There's also a point where I think that she just
likes nice things that she can't afford them, and in
her mind, Kate spades real nice. So after that, we
go to her mom's house to pick up the kids,
and it's a situation where they're like, we can't talk
about this elephant in the room because we're gonna be
around kids and we can't like fight around the kids.
Speaker 2: And he's like, you're right, shit, And he hangs.
Speaker 1: Out with her mom a little bit and she's like
what's up and he's like just bullshit, like this angle
device and he's like, I doesn't want to spend time with
my kids. Okay, kids, we're gonna make the one thing
I want so bad, baked macaroni. And she's like yeah. Meanwhile,
Kaylee has to go upstairs and print out baked statements.
Her daughter's like what are you doing and she's like nothing.
Now his mom is coming and Laurie said that she's
a piece of work.
Speaker 2: Laurie, of course, is Kaylee's mom.
Speaker 1: And then we have like a flashback to what happened
when the moms got to get her, and it was
absolute confrontation, slash fisticuffs. They didn't like each other, and
he's like, well, is that gonna happen again?
Speaker 2: And she's like, I know maybe yeah, I mean props magobs.
He's like, well, can can it not happen? Please? How
about if it doesn't happen, that'd be great. She's like, now, yeah,
so rich and Felicia. She says that she wants to
enjoy our day tomorrow and he has absolutely no plans.
While the DJ, the DJ, his friend DJ just sleeps
in the back. Now, she asks him a question and
he just like is zoning the fuck out. And sometimes
she's like, he does this thing where if I ask
him something, it's like an option whether he has to
answer or he could either not answer or not answers
the two options.
Speaker 1: And sometimes he picks don't answer. He's wearing like a
white feather just outline and red on a gray sweatshirt.
He's just like, she's so gorgeous, you know, she is
as gorgeous. He had waited six years to go to Poundtown,
and she's also like, I waited six years to walk
on carpet Again. As they walk through the hotel, she's like,
I've walked on a fucking carbet. They check in, it's
like a five hundred dollars situation. We're like, okay, he
gets a nice room. It has like a seating era
area and it has the bed and she's like, great,
so you'll have that couch. He's like what, No, She's like, yep,
get on the fucking couch. She's like, she's like, it's
spent a long time and I want to like get
to know you, and like, you know, she doesn't. She
loves him, but she doesn't really know him. And she's
also like, you know, I have to like live at
the address that I get paroled too, because somehow he
thought that he was just going to like take her
back I guess to Houston. He doesn't know how a
person works. He had six years to figure that out.
She does let him like sleep on the bed, and
he goes to see the aunt that she's moving in
with Stephanie, and she talks to her cousin. Felicia and
her cousin are like bff best friends, just like Phonic
and I, and it has gotten more trouble than us.
And the cousin's like, we don't know him, so we
don't know what's happening. He said he's divorced, but is
he Stephanie the ant's like, what's happening you're here. He's like, yeah,
we're just going to spend the night at a hotel
in New Orleans. And then you know, she's like, no,
if she's supposed to spend the night, she's going to
spend the night here, just like you're not taking her away.
If you think that you're taking her away in six
months when her thing's up, you're not. I don't think
you understand that we haven't seen her in years. We're
her family. She's going to be around here and she's
nolins you move here, which I think is like low
key what happens. So you guys, I those are all
my notes for the show, But at the same time,
I cannot wait for more slash more.
Speaker 2: We didn't really get any Carrington and.
Speaker 1: Zay, but you know, we do know that her she
has a bad relationship with his sisters. We did get
Da though, and we're happy about that. And I'm going
to go on and talk about I Love Polly episode two,
so if you're watching that, make sure you listen to
my recap. At the same time time, I was gifted
a beautiful cherry pie by HBO for their new series,
which is a Larry David sketch show premiering Fred at
the twenty six. It's like Liberty Larry America, Larry Liberty America,
something like that. I'm so sorry I don't have a
good thing here, but I'm excited to watch it. And
also thank you so much for sending me a piece
of pie. And by piece, I mean a whole cherry pie.
I'm gonna only have a piece though, I have to,
let you know, maintain my figure.
Speaker 2: I love you guys so much.
Speaker 1: Let's go ahead and do all of the things like
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Speaker 1: Uh yes, my babes, tchue breas and then we'll let
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