Speaker 1: Did you enjoy yesterday? It was dinosaur dae.
Speaker 2: Yes that I knew that, But you know what it
Speaker 2: reminds me of I've asked you kid.
Speaker 3: I just have it the little then the dad and
Speaker 3: the little girls singing about the dinosaurs.
Speaker 2: About how the dinosaurs died and how sad it is,
Speaker 2: and how I didn't realize until I listened to that
Speaker 2: song how much I cared for the dinosaurs.
Speaker 3: I've looked, I did my files. Somewhere, I'll find it
Speaker 3: when I'm not looking for it.
Speaker 2: And it also reminds me of my famous uh dinosaurs joke?
Speaker 2: How come you can't hear pterodoctyls p right because the
Speaker 2: p is silent.
Speaker 1: I saw something that it was interesting.
Speaker 3: It said most people would prefer dinosaurs not come back.
Speaker 1: That's really good. I knew most. How Come it wasn't
Speaker 1: all the people right. I mean, you know they're bringing
Speaker 1: trying to the wooly bamoth. Not a good idea. There's
Speaker 1: a reason those things aren't here. Yeah, they would eat
Speaker 1: up thing, they would knock things down.
Speaker 3: They would drink all the water, they would take up
Speaker 3: all of our natural resources.
Speaker 1: You know what.
Speaker 2: The one I would be the most afraid of not
Speaker 2: even a t rex because you could put up a
Speaker 2: really big fence.
Speaker 1: Those flying ones. Is it a tarodactyl?
Speaker 2: The joke I just told those Those are the ones
Speaker 2: that terrify me the most in like the Jurassic Park movies.
Speaker 3: That's the flying one, the flying ones. Yeah, well, I
Speaker 3: don't think you have to worry about them.
Speaker 1: I mean I's always in the back of my mind set.
Speaker 1: Don't have to worry about them. Trust show. What is
Speaker 1: the first thing that made you laugh today? All right?
Speaker 2: This is because we just went through some might still
Speaker 2: be going through graduation season. Keep smiling of those graduation
Speaker 2: photos because it ain't nothing going to be funny in
Speaker 2: a minute.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. Smile his real.
Speaker 2: Life's about to hit your right in the face.
Speaker 1: Friends. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I saw a video over the weekend of a college
Speaker 3: or I don't know, it's a graduation and the guy
Speaker 3: that was announcing the names was so frustrated because the
Speaker 3: people were acting fools.
Speaker 1: Any they don't want could hear the next name clapping
Speaker 1: in between?
Speaker 3: Yes, like just acting ridiculous in this graduates. It was crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just like Wow, I saw a comedian that I
Speaker 2: follow on Instagram. He was like you're gonna tell me that,
Speaker 2: after thirteen years of getting my kid through high school,
Speaker 2: that I can't clap when he graduates.
Speaker 1: And he goes, okay, fine, I won't clap it.
Speaker 2: You tell his grandparents that that's not I remember.
Speaker 3: I remember telling me asking my parents not to do that,
Speaker 3: and my dad's like, why would I clap?
Speaker 1: There?
Speaker 3: I go, and I kind of looked at him trouble.
Speaker 3: He goes, that's what you've been working for for four years.
Speaker 3: This is expected behavior.
Speaker 1: I understand that, but that's why you would clap.
Speaker 2: You've been working for it for four years.
Speaker 1: I know it's very al knock not gonna clap.
Speaker 3: Coming up on the show today, Uh, Tricia and our
Speaker 3: sixteen year old daughter.
Speaker 1: That's the first time you've said that. She's sixteen.
Speaker 3: Out of the blue, just decided they were gonna buy
Speaker 3: concert tickets to see somebody. I got to hear the
Speaker 3: backstory behind that, so stay with us and the story
Speaker 3: we love. Also coming up on what three point one,
Speaker 3: Austin's eighties station and streaming on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 1: The points for your free personal pizza. Well, that's good
Speaker 1: of your pizza hut.
Speaker 2: They also did that with six flags tickets sometimes too,
Speaker 2: Remember that, no Ah, I tried hard for six flag tickets.
Speaker 1: I was too busy doing stuff outside. I couldn't read.
Speaker 3: You're too busy mess out with the horses jumping around
Speaker 3: of the bell the barn.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I do actually remember cheating and saying I
Speaker 2: read books.
Speaker 1: I didn't read ticket my free pat. It was the
Speaker 1: honor system, and I was not very honorable.
Speaker 2: No, I wasn't sometimes too, because all my friends had
Speaker 2: done it and they were getting taken to pizza hut.
Speaker 1: I read The Big Ball of String. You know what
Speaker 1: that book is?
Speaker 3: No, You open it up and it's just one page
Speaker 3: after another, just the string just stretching out.
Speaker 1: And there was like four words in it, like any
Speaker 1: that counts?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: That counts? Right, guy, minimum minimum, always trying to beat
Speaker 1: the system. Tricia, yep.
Speaker 2: Well, if you want to do the upgraded Bookeet program,
Speaker 2: go to Bookeet program dot. That's where you can find
Speaker 2: the link to the app and go get your free
Speaker 2: personal pan pizza.
Speaker 3: You guys, stay with us, We've got more coming up.
Speaker 3: I've reached the point in my life where I now
Speaker 3: understand why my dad got frustrated at things.
Speaker 1: Why when you. When I was a kid, I was like,
Speaker 1: why does he get so mad about that? But now
Speaker 1: I know. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So I've got maybe two things in the house that
Speaker 3: I'm pretty laid back, pretty easy going, I think, right,
Speaker 3: I'm not like that. I'm not a yeller and a
Speaker 3: shower and a strict, strict disciplinarian at all. But there
Speaker 3: are a few things that set me off. And I've
Speaker 3: given fair warning to everybody. Don't let this happen or
Speaker 3: I'm gonna lose. I'm gonna lose my stuff.
Speaker 1: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Speaker 3: Yesterday, I thought I have a little snack. I went
Speaker 3: into the pantry and, uh, protein bar.
Speaker 1: That's good. I know what you're gonna say.
Speaker 3: That's a good decision. I'll have one of those. I
Speaker 3: think it's dark chocolate and peanut butter. It's good, good
Speaker 3: ones good? Well, man, are they good? I love them already.
Speaker 3: And I stuck my hand in the box. Guess what
Speaker 3: empty box was?
Speaker 1: Empty? Box was empty? That one child?
Speaker 3: Oh, and I have railed on this. Do not do that.
Speaker 3: That is the ultimate disappointment. Yeah, you finally decide what
Speaker 3: you're going to snack on, and you were too lazy.
Speaker 1: You must have been busy.
Speaker 3: No, so you must have been too busy just to
Speaker 3: take that box and throw it.
Speaker 1: Kind of like when you get so busy and you
Speaker 1: can't close drawers and doors.
Speaker 3: Don't turn this around, don't make I'm just saying.
Speaker 1: No, I agree.
Speaker 2: It's horrible, yes, especially if it's a sweet treat.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: I was so I didn't and I just I took
Speaker 1: a deep breath. Good thing.
Speaker 3: She wasn't home, and I went to my room and
Speaker 3: I shut the door and I sat on the floor,
Speaker 3: and you were why on the floor, because that's I
Speaker 3: was grounding, show calm down.
Speaker 1: I was trying to calm down.
Speaker 3: I was just mad. Just that's not cool, that's what
Speaker 3: it is. It's not really, it's just not it's just
Speaker 3: not cool to do that.
Speaker 1: No, it's very uncool.
Speaker 2: Right, Also, what is more and cool to eat all
Speaker 2: of it and leave the empty box, or if it's
Speaker 2: not something that's individually wrapped, to eat, to leave just
Speaker 2: that much of a bite, just enough to make you.
Speaker 1: Mad, that's worse. That's just that's the way, right, Okay,
Speaker 1: that's just right. Just finish it, freaking.
Speaker 2: Eat it right there'body's gonna take one bite and be satisfied.
Speaker 3: Cut off three quarters of a cupcake and leave the
Speaker 3: quarter of the cupcake in the dish.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't cut off the iced part of the cupcake
Speaker 2: and leave the stump.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna throw hands with somebody over that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't blame you, like there's a big fight
Speaker 3: over the remain remnants of the cookie cake.
Speaker 1: If I walk in there, why I'll eat it. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna wait for somebody else to eat it.
Speaker 2: If I go in there and I want to eat it,
Speaker 2: I mean it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna eat a last piece. Better get to it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know someone's gonna get it. I don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's the other thing you get so mad about?
Speaker 1: You? I can't remember what the other one is, but
Speaker 1: that when it happens, so you twist, I'll let you,
Speaker 1: and I'll let you know when it does. I'm sure
Speaker 1: you will. I won't say anything to the first because
Speaker 1: it's her birthday. Oh, so wait till till tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, she's Trisha. My name is Sandy. We've got
Speaker 3: more coming up on Austin's eighty station. What three point one? Well,
Speaker 3: I heard our text machine going up, but I got
Speaker 3: so busy. I wasn't able to walk over to it
Speaker 3: and find out who our new air gonners are.
Speaker 1: But I'll get to that in just a little bit.
Speaker 3: Make sure you follow us on Instagram at the Sandy
Speaker 3: Show Official Facebook is at the Sandy Show Radio.
Speaker 2: All right, Sandy, you know that Sunday was National Dinosaur Dae. Yes,
Speaker 2: all right, here's a question for you. Do you care
Speaker 2: or don't care to find out about out of five
Speaker 2: thousand Americans who were pulled and they were asked, would
Speaker 2: you go to a real life Jurassic Park? On which
Speaker 2: percentage said they definitely would, who said they definitely would not?
Speaker 3: And has it worked out for the people in the
Speaker 3: movies very well?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: I just think they're doing it wrong. They're just trying
Speaker 2: to work out the kinks in the movie. By the
Speaker 2: time all the movies come out, we'll be able to
Speaker 2: figure out how to do it in real life.
Speaker 1: All right, how many you? First of all, do would
Speaker 1: you go? No? I never saw the movies. I don't care.
Speaker 1: I don't care. I totally would go.
Speaker 2: And I'm in the part percentage of only twenty nine
Speaker 2: percent who said they would.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're very brave.
Speaker 2: I just think I'm mesmerized by those movies. I would
Speaker 2: definitely want to go. Can you imagine standing there in
Speaker 2: front of a bronosaurus, a live bronosaurus.
Speaker 1: You have a blank look on your face. Don't you
Speaker 1: think that my incredible? It's not my thing. Sorry, it's
Speaker 1: not my thing.
Speaker 2: I don't like when you don't get excited about the
Speaker 2: saw stuff that I do.
Speaker 1: What's next? All right? Do you care? Don't care?
Speaker 2: To find out what the new record is for the
Speaker 2: most backflips done in thirty seconds while fully engulfed in flames.
Speaker 1: I really don't care, but I'll care for the listener.
Speaker 1: Oh really?
Speaker 2: Okay, Well here's a problem because now I just accidentally
Speaker 2: X stop my dab and I don't have the answer.
Speaker 3: I can probably rescue you. You would like to know,
Speaker 3: Sandy to rescue.
Speaker 1: Total's stop the tab. Let's see he did the seven seven.
Speaker 2: Backwards seven and thirty seconds while fully engulfed in flames.
Speaker 1: It's very like Benson Boone extreme Yeah, seven second.
Speaker 2: Pretty soon Benson Boone is going to have to start
Speaker 2: lighting himself on fire if he's trying to make this
Speaker 2: front flips interesting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right, crowd get a big reaction from the
Speaker 3: crowd every single time, though, Yeah, every single time he
Speaker 3: does it.
Speaker 2: Finally, Sandy, care, don't care. You said you would to
Speaker 2: find out who the top country artist of the twenty
Speaker 2: first century is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna be a couple of oh with Tim.
Speaker 2: McGraw number two, Tim McGraw's number two, Keith Urban. No,
Speaker 2: Keith Urban is number five. I'm gonna give you one
Speaker 2: more guests.
Speaker 3: Let me think here, let me think who could possibly
Speaker 3: be Conway Twitty?
Speaker 1: Oh no, he's been going for a long time. He
Speaker 1: did not, he wasn't in the running.
Speaker 2: Kenny Chesney, Oh really, yes, number one artist, top country
Speaker 2: artist of the twenty first century, beat out Taylor Swift,
Speaker 2: Toby Keith, the ones you named Jason al Dean.
Speaker 1: Do you take umbradge with this?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: I love Kenny Chesney. And my second is Tim McGraw.
Speaker 2: Best concert I've ever been to when they both performed together.
Speaker 1: So you're doing all right. I'm happy with this with
Speaker 1: this result. That's care, don't care. What's your name, Tricia?
Speaker 1: My name is Sandy Moore.
Speaker 3: Coming up, I'll read this riddle one more time and
Speaker 3: see if Tricia has figured it out.
Speaker 1: Ready, don't search it. I'm not.
Speaker 3: The one who built me had no desire to the
Speaker 3: one who bought me had no need to. The one
Speaker 3: who needs me wishes it wasn't true.
Speaker 1: What am I? The one who built me did not
Speaker 1: want to build me, had no desire to, didn't want to.
Speaker 1: I have no idea. I have no idea, no clue,
Speaker 1: no clue at all. I was like to build a wall.
Speaker 1: Nobody wants walls. My answer is a wall. It is
Speaker 1: not It is a coffin, a coffin. Yeah. The one
Speaker 1: who built me had no desire. Yeah, what does that mean?
Speaker 1: I really want to build something for dead bodies? Yeah? Right.
Speaker 1: The one who bought me had no need to. He
Speaker 1: was alive.
Speaker 3: And the one who needs me wishes it wasn't true.
Speaker 3: This coffin, it's a coffin.
Speaker 1: He's your daily audio fire. You didn't like to riddle.
Speaker 1: I don't like things that I can't figure out. I
Speaker 1: understand that.
Speaker 3: Hey, a sixty one year old former marine in Alaska
Speaker 3: got hit by a rock slide and pinned under a
Speaker 3: seven hundred pound boulder. He's okay because rescuers heard what happened,
Speaker 3: and they went to rescue him and they they fully
Speaker 3: expected to be recovering a body when they showed up.
Speaker 3: But Kel Morris was all right here he is talking about.
Speaker 1: It as it went down, and then it's a blur.
Speaker 1: I know what happened. I was stumbling. I landed in
Speaker 1: the water.
Speaker 3: I could hear that noise that large rocks make as
Speaker 3: they're rolling over each other. I landed up the face
Speaker 3: down in the river, and then I felt the rock
Speaker 3: hit me in the back.
Speaker 1: And pin me down.
Speaker 3: How awful with that down the river? Yeah, he must
Speaker 3: have been not very I don't know it was drowned.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Geez.
Speaker 3: Not fun, not fun at all. Now imagine this absolute nightmare.
Speaker 3: How would you react to this year. You're on the airplane,
Speaker 3: you've been laid two hours, you're on your way to
Speaker 3: Disney World, and then you have to circle around Orlando
Speaker 3: for another two hours. And the flight attendant thinks it's
Speaker 3: a great idea to hand the microphone to a young
Speaker 3: girl so she can see Disney songs a cappella.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, no, here is absolutely my no.
Speaker 1: Every on the side and Castle rolls on the syland,
Speaker 1: so maybe I can roll with mo.
Speaker 3: I'd throw my bag of peanuts at her. What in
Speaker 3: the world I would have I wouldn't be able to
Speaker 3: take it. I would say something, What would you do?
Speaker 2: I mean I I don't think there's anything that you
Speaker 2: can do, because then everybody on the plane throws rocks
Speaker 2: at you.
Speaker 1: If you complain about a small child, I don't care.
Speaker 1: You got to stop that. You would have seen you
Speaker 1: would have pushed the best, called her over and said
Speaker 1: make that child stop.
Speaker 3: Say absolutely would have done that out. I would have
Speaker 3: done that. I am not a monster.
Speaker 2: They allowed her to do that, stupid right, Yeah, just
Speaker 2: everybody quiet. I'm with everybody's already mad. Anyway, that mat
Speaker 2: in the middle.
Speaker 3: Of it, that's alreadily audio file stick around. We got
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