Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's Thursday and that
Speaker 1: means it's pop and Bravo and today I have a
Speaker 1: couple of fun guests. It's Kelly and Troy from Beyond
Speaker 1: the Blinds. You guys know them. They have a great
Speaker 1: podcast and they also have a really amazing Instagram. Well
Speaker 1: tell me all your secrets. How did you get so
Speaker 1: many people on your Instagram?
Speaker 2: No idea because we don't really post a lot. But
Speaker 2: thank you so much for having us.
Speaker 3: I've been listening to you, been binging your show all week.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I hope it was funny and.
Speaker 3: It's good. I like when you talk about when you
Speaker 3: have I forget to say about the guy from the
Speaker 3: Sister Wives podcast. I love when you guys like Ace. Yeah,
Speaker 3: those episodes are very funny.
Speaker 1: Ace and I I don't know, maybe I'm twenty years
Speaker 1: older than him, so and it's hilarious because I'll say
Speaker 1: something something, you know, Keith Richards will go, I don't
Speaker 1: know who that is?
Speaker 3: What? Yeah, there was like a whole moment of you
Speaker 3: like being like, wait, you don't know this person, and
Speaker 3: he's like I've never heard He's like, I don't know
Speaker 3: who Dick Clark is I've never heard of him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like he's like Dick Clark.
Speaker 1: He's the one that I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, that's
Speaker 1: a different Dicky.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: I think I said Dick Van Dyke and he's like,
Speaker 1: what h Yeah that was yeah, yeah, yeah, No, he's hilarious.
Speaker 1: He has a great podcast about Sister Wives that only
Speaker 1: Airs with Sister Wives is on and I believe they're
Speaker 1: also going to be covering Cody on that.
Speaker 3: Oh he's on that that show like the Viking Show
Speaker 3: or whatever.
Speaker 1: What am I doing? It's called something. It's called something
Speaker 1: where you have to survive and fight be out in
Speaker 1: the Denise Richards was on it.
Speaker 2: Oh, Survival of the Fittest or Toughest or something. It's
Speaker 2: on Fox.
Speaker 1: It's something like that. Yeah, I don't know what it's called.
Speaker 1: I think Britney from The Valley is on it. Yes,
Speaker 1: that'll be interesting, do you Okay? So first of all,
Speaker 1: let's just break this down. Let me get everybody to
Speaker 1: know who you are. How did you guys meet and
Speaker 1: start this podcast?
Speaker 2: Do you want to go? Troy?
Speaker 3: Sure? We both Kelly and I have both podcasted solo
Speaker 3: for years. We both had our own shows, and we
Speaker 3: had each other on our shows to talk about the
Speaker 3: Backstreet Boys and Brittany and Free Brittany and all that stuff,
Speaker 3: and then that led to us talking about Lou Pearlman,
Speaker 3: and then the Lou Pearlman conversation led to blind items,
Speaker 3: and then we were both like, oh, you read blind items.
Speaker 3: And then one night, like during COVID, Kelly called me
Speaker 3: wasted and she was like, we're going to do a
Speaker 3: podcast together about blind items. And we have been talking
Speaker 3: about it, but like I didn't know if it would
Speaker 3: be serious. And then we started it and we thought
Speaker 3: that it would be just like a fun little side
Speaker 3: thing to do, maybe like some extra grocery money or thing. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and now we have our we're raising a child together.
Speaker 2: That's so funny. That's really fair.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you guys, you don't go through and like say, okay,
Speaker 1: we saw this blind item that Perez did and we
Speaker 1: think it's this. It's more I've seen you guys do
Speaker 1: a lot of like let's go back to blind items
Speaker 1: from like two thousand and two, and that's hilarious.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So we used to just read like straight blind
Speaker 2: items before we decided to kind of switch up the
Speaker 2: show a little bit and do more timelines and more
Speaker 2: deep dives. But yeah, we used to read like, say,
Speaker 2: Brad Pitt, we do a whole episode on him, and
Speaker 2: his blinds would start in like nineteen ninety nine, so
Speaker 2: we go from ninety nine to two thousand and four
Speaker 2: or whatever year.
Speaker 1: It was, what was Brad Pitt up to in those days?
Speaker 1: Besides cheating his wife with Angelina Julie.
Speaker 2: Allegedly smoking a lot of pot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and not showering. I heard very stinky too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's one of the stinky boys. And he was
Speaker 3: a he was a a like pool boy. He was
Speaker 3: like a living like just hot pool boy to this
Speaker 3: gay author that like gave him his whole start. Who's
Speaker 3: so kind.
Speaker 2: You know, I.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't mind looking out and seeing Brad Pitt just hello,
Speaker 1: cleaning my pool. I mean, come on, but it sounds
Speaker 1: like if he was stinky, maybe not.
Speaker 2: I'd be like, go on the pool first, they could dive.
Speaker 3: Well, we talked. We talk about stinky celebrities a lot,
Speaker 3: kind of because there are a lot of blind items
Speaker 3: about how a lot of celebrity men refuse to wear deodorant.
Speaker 3: It's like a weird, like We kind of talk about
Speaker 3: it as like the way dogs pee on fire hydrants
Speaker 3: kind of thing. It's like some kind of caveman, I'm
Speaker 3: in charge thing, but like, yeah, apparently a list men
Speaker 3: don't like to bathe, and they liked for people to
Speaker 3: smell their like their bo It's like a.
Speaker 1: Thing heard it about Matthew McConaughey because he's all all right,
Speaker 1: all right, one with nature and you're like, okay, and
Speaker 1: he's got, you know, a European wife, and you know,
Speaker 1: it's like, I'm all European, like my wife. Who else
Speaker 1: is stinky?
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think Shia La buff was a stinker. Yes,
Speaker 2: he was a stinky one.
Speaker 3: There's some stinky girls too, but I can't think right
Speaker 3: now of who.
Speaker 2: Allegedly Cameron Diaz, but I don't believe that.
Speaker 1: I kind of believe that she looks like she might
Speaker 1: want to take a shower. Yeah, and back in the day,
Speaker 1: probably Drew Barrymore too.
Speaker 3: Definitely.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they would stink together on the Charlie's Angel set.
Speaker 1: And Lucy loves like, why do I have to be
Speaker 1: with these?
Speaker 3: Who?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: Agent hooked me up here? That is so funny, Like
Speaker 1: we talk a lot about stinky celebrities. Okay, so let's
Speaker 1: talk about some topics, phil By, and please on Mary
Speaker 1: Cosby's son getting arrested, what do you know? Do you
Speaker 1: know anything?
Speaker 2: I genuinely don't. I feel like I've heard like so
Speaker 2: many different stories about her son that like, I I
Speaker 2: don't know, he's allegedly heavy into drugs and like maybe.
Speaker 1: He just got arrested for like a salt and battery
Speaker 1: of some sort. So I was like, because I have
Speaker 1: been so like crazy busy that I'm like, I don't
Speaker 1: know the story. Maybe they'll know. I depend on other
Speaker 1: people to tell me the story because I don't have
Speaker 1: time to do the research. It looks like Kelly's looking
Speaker 1: it up to give a real time update on Mary
Speaker 1: Cosby's son. Did you guys watch the Salt Lake City
Speaker 1: premiere last night?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's good, right, Yeah, they're so funny.
Speaker 1: I loved how it started, how we're like, we're not
Speaker 1: going to do it glam. We're not going to do
Speaker 1: at a fabulous party where Bronwin shows up and what
Speaker 1: she claims you too of a kind dress. We're gonna
Speaker 1: go full Blair witch style and y'all might be too
Speaker 1: young to know what that is. But that Blair Witch
Speaker 1: the cameras and and you were like, oh, I'm good
Speaker 1: to vomit.
Speaker 2: Yeah it was. It was great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like it was like Salt Lake City
Speaker 3: lost footage, Like it was like we found that the
Speaker 3: lost tapes of the Girls campaign. It was amazing. I
Speaker 3: loved it. It was so funny. Like Mary just like
Speaker 3: makes me she's.
Speaker 1: Back and she's not being hateful. She's being fun.
Speaker 3: She's like very lock like I thought last year she
Speaker 3: was locked in, she was very she was, but this
Speaker 3: year even is like even more, like she's like I'm
Speaker 3: ready to be a real housewife again. Like it's she's incredible.
Speaker 2: And I will say, even when she's hateful, I find
Speaker 2: her so funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah you And that's just like when I used I
Speaker 1: think Jack's was so hot. I'm like, I know it's
Speaker 1: toxic and I know I shouldn't. It's just like we
Speaker 1: cover a lot of Welcome to Platfell and I have
Speaker 1: an interview out that came out Wednesday with Olivia Plath
Speaker 1: and that's just my favorite show. And everybody's so toxic
Speaker 1: and so horrible. They're homophobic, they're racist, allegedly they're all
Speaker 1: just awful people. And but Micah is so hot that
Speaker 1: it's hard for me to be like, I feel I
Speaker 1: have hope for him because he's hot. That makes no sense.
Speaker 1: It's like Brad Pitt being the Pool Boys, Like he's hot,
Speaker 1: but he's stinky.
Speaker 2: But like, you know, one thing we always say on
Speaker 2: our show is you're allowed to have rotted favorites, even
Speaker 2: if you know someone's like a just you know, you
Speaker 2: have your little group of rotted faves.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Michael Plath is that for me, And
Speaker 1: that's that's hard because also same age as one of
Speaker 1: my children, so that's that's right for me as well.
Speaker 1: So Salt Lake City aired. We loved it, everybody loved it.
Speaker 1: I feel I'm just I'm concerned that Heather Gay is
Speaker 1: too full of herself now. I'm concerned she has gotten
Speaker 1: too big of a head. I like my housewives to
Speaker 1: be a little humble and not leaning into the house
Speaker 1: unless it is like Ramona. I like a housewife to
Speaker 1: be kind of pretending they're not aware that they're a celebrity.
Speaker 1: But I think I think she's leaning in too.
Speaker 3: Much, you know, I read the con like when I
Speaker 3: read comments about her. I am so shocked by how
Speaker 3: polarizing she is, Like you wouldn't expect her to be
Speaker 3: such a polarizing housewife, but people are like very extreme
Speaker 3: on their feelings about her. They either despise her and
Speaker 3: they're like begging for her to be fired and like
Speaker 3: don't understand what she brings to the show and they
Speaker 3: say she's boring. Or then there's the other extreme where
Speaker 3: people are like every grade event on this show has
Speaker 3: happened because of her. Yeah, and she's orchestrated all the
Speaker 3: greatest moments and that show's history, like it's very interesting.
Speaker 3: So I was like kind of anxious to see, like where,
Speaker 3: like what she would be like this year, And like
Speaker 3: I'm a Heather apologist. I actually really like her, and
Speaker 3: I think she's great on the show too. I think
Speaker 3: that she thinks now that the show refalls are on
Speaker 3: her like she does.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's my point. Yeah, that's my point is that
Speaker 1: I really really like her, but I don't want her
Speaker 1: to get such a big head that then the audience
Speaker 1: turns on her because she was sort of like the
Speaker 1: everyman for us, right, She's like she is us, we
Speaker 1: are her. She has weight struggles, she's got this terrible
Speaker 1: ex husband. She's you know, trying to scrape by with
Speaker 1: the business like all of us. Kind of like yes,
Speaker 1: and then now I don't want her to be like
Speaker 1: so so glam and think the whole show is around her,
Speaker 1: because everybody that watches it could watch an entire show
Speaker 1: with just Mary Cosby, really right.
Speaker 3: I always say she's the Chloe Kardashian of the housewives.
Speaker 2: Like she was literally about to say.
Speaker 3: That, she's like the relatable sister. She's you know what
Speaker 3: I mean, Like, and she's relatable in a way that's
Speaker 3: not obnoxious, the way like and is on OC where
Speaker 3: she's like I've cool and it's like okay, like that's
Speaker 3: not like that's annoying. How there's relatable, like the real
Speaker 3: real girl, Like when you see her in the background
Speaker 3: drunk eating the food that nobody else is eating, that's yeah,
Speaker 3: I feel that in my spirit.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Well it's just like that one scene from OC with
Speaker 1: Sheanon's like I'm just gonna have the chip. She's like
Speaker 1: trying to get behind the camera and she's like putting
Speaker 1: in a tortilla chip like hopeing. No, I'm like that's
Speaker 1: me at the party, I'm like, nobody's gonna.
Speaker 2: Eat this dip?
Speaker 1: What's the dip here for? Because I'll eat the dip.
Speaker 1: I don't care if six other people touched it was
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Speaker 1: was so excited that it's back. I watched it. I
Speaker 1: watched it last night and my daughter kept coming in
Speaker 1: and out asking questions. I was like, you're in or
Speaker 1: you're out, like we're watching or we're not. Like you
Speaker 1: can't have it both ways, Like you're gonna sit and
Speaker 1: watch it with no commentary until the commercial And she's like, wow,
Speaker 1: I guess I'll just be in the other room.
Speaker 2: I was like, so locked in? So locked in you will?
Speaker 1: She just headed out of the room. Now, did you
Speaker 1: guys watch or have you watched the Charlie Sheen documentary?
Speaker 2: Yes, I watched it last week.
Speaker 1: Deep thoughts on that to me.
Speaker 2: Honest, I still one thing that really frustrates me is
Speaker 2: for me personally, I think Charlie Sheen is like a
Speaker 2: dangerous person, Like I genuinely think that, and he gets
Speaker 2: this like crazy wacky uncle at it that I don't
Speaker 2: think is fair to his victims. So yeah, and I
Speaker 2: thought it was interesting his second wife is her name Brooke? Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's interesting how in the second episode they like very
Speaker 2: much focused on Brook and Brooks struggles but not like
Speaker 2: Charlie struggles with Brook and even the night where he
Speaker 2: allegedly pulled out a knife. They were like, we don't
Speaker 2: remember anything about it, so we can't talk about it.
Speaker 1: I was like, that's such a cop out. It's it's
Speaker 1: so interesting. I heard somebody else talking about it and
Speaker 1: they said, you know, you've got a nine to one
Speaker 1: one call. You know, my husband's Charlie Sheen, Like he's
Speaker 1: going to kill me. He has a knife. And then
Speaker 1: in the next scene it's like he's the sweetest guy
Speaker 1: on the earth. He never heard her fly, Like he
Speaker 1: did pull out a knife on you so much that
Speaker 1: you called nine one one.
Speaker 2: For fear for your life.
Speaker 1: But it's like he's the greatest guy in the world.
Speaker 1: I'm like, is that because he's paying you child support
Speaker 1: or is raising your children?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: And I love Denise Richards on it. I loved her,
Speaker 1: you know, just being really honest, Like it was fine
Speaker 1: until it wasn't and then I had to leave me
Speaker 1: Like I love I just love Denise Richards. Don't Aaron
Speaker 1: Feffers can tell me whatever the fuck you wants. You
Speaker 1: can tell me whatever. He could say, whatever he wants.
Speaker 1: We already saw you, sir on Real House Loves of
Speaker 1: Beverly Hills, and we know that you're weird, so you're
Speaker 1: not a You can't tell me anything about Denise Richards.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love her. The biggest take I actually got
Speaker 2: from watching the two episodes is Martin Sheen's a really
Speaker 2: good dad, Like he kept trying to help Charlie and
Speaker 2: like really like setting up interventions and driving him or
Speaker 2: picking him up from rehab, making sure he's in rehab.
Speaker 2: It gave me the newfound respect for Martin that I
Speaker 2: didn't even know it was there. He gets weird.
Speaker 1: The mom is just no, It's like it's like there
Speaker 1: is no mom. It's like they bear the fact that
Speaker 1: when they were new, just briefly like there's.
Speaker 2: No there's also no sister talk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they had a sister, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2: I didn't even know they had a sister till I
Speaker 2: watched the doc because I knew about obviously Emilio and Ramone.
Speaker 1: Ramone, yeah, Ramone.
Speaker 3: I always told people when they because the Real Housewives
Speaker 3: also gave Charlie like the silly uncle edit, whether they're like,
Speaker 3: oh that crazy Charlie, I can't believe he's in your family.
Speaker 3: It's like I always tell people when you when you
Speaker 3: forget how like truly horrific Charlie is as a human being.
Speaker 3: Read the stuff that Denise said about him in court.
Speaker 3: It is like gut wrenching, like the abuse, him hitting
Speaker 3: her and beating her up while she was holding their kids,
Speaker 3: like the stuff, the kind of stuff that she found
Speaker 3: on his computer that she had to report to the court.
Speaker 3: I mean, he's like he is a dangerous person, and like,
Speaker 3: unfortunately he's really funny and charming and you have to
Speaker 3: real yourself, like the whole, you know, the tiger blood
Speaker 3: of it all is like just a small fraction of
Speaker 3: who he is, you know.
Speaker 1: And I didn't think that was cute or funny at
Speaker 1: the time. I was like, this is not going to end. Well,
Speaker 1: this guy's going to die, yeah, and everybody's going to
Speaker 1: be like, well that was fun and I'm like that's
Speaker 1: not yeah, and the whole you know Corey Haim and
Speaker 1: he was like, oh, it's not true and his mom
Speaker 1: said it's not true. I was like, wow, other people
Speaker 1: said it was true.
Speaker 3: Yeah. His mom was a stage mom that didn't protect him,
Speaker 3: so we don't really care about how she.
Speaker 1: Feels, right, and probably he paid the mom absolutely.
Speaker 2: They also didn't bring up, like Charlie's Angels, when he
Speaker 2: had that like harem of women that he dated at
Speaker 2: one point during I think the Tiger Blood era of him.
Speaker 2: He has a young women living with them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I felt like there somebody asked me, you know,
Speaker 1: was he a producer? Did he have any editing rites
Speaker 1: on it? And that I don't know. He didn't make
Speaker 1: himself look great, but it wasn't terrible. It wasn't as
Speaker 1: bad as it could have been. If, like, if now
Speaker 1: we turn around and we do like an ID channel version,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be worse, you know, or if Hulu puts
Speaker 1: out a rival documentary, the Uncensored Charlie Sheen or whatever,
Speaker 1: which would be a great idea. By the way, somebody
Speaker 1: somebody do that. Okay, did you guys watch an Unknown Caller?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Okay, did you already know the story?
Speaker 2: So I didn't mind. I like to know.
Speaker 1: Somebody who went into it not knowing and watched it,
Speaker 1: and it was like, what the fuck? Because I knew
Speaker 1: before I watched it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So my fiance mentioned, I think this is the
Speaker 2: one about the parent or about the mom.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but as.
Speaker 2: We're watching it, I'm like, the mom's not in it,
Speaker 2: so it's obviously not the mom. So I like didn't
Speaker 2: believe or alert. Yes, I didn't believe Blair. I didn't
Speaker 2: believe my fiance, and I'm like, it's definitely like a coach,
Speaker 2: it's someone you know, it's definitely a millennial with how
Speaker 2: they're typing. So my jaw dropped. Even though I did
Speaker 2: get like told it was the mom, I just couldn't
Speaker 2: believe it. Yeah, it's so.
Speaker 1: I was with some girlfriends this weekend at the beach,
Speaker 1: and I was like, we're going to watch this thing. Okay,
Speaker 1: I've already watched it, by the way, I listened to
Speaker 1: like three podcasts about it, but I was like, I
Speaker 1: just wanted to see their reactions. So we're sitting there
Speaker 1: and it's four friends, and so my one friend goes,
Speaker 1: I think I already know this story, like I think,
Speaker 1: and I.
Speaker 2: Go, I'm worrying for everybody.
Speaker 1: So only immediately when we're watching it, immediately nothing they
Speaker 1: don't know except for the one friend knows nothing. Two
Speaker 1: of my friends at the same time goes, I think
Speaker 1: it's one of the moms. But they thought it was
Speaker 1: Owen's mom. Oh okay, just because she looks so like
Speaker 1: put together, where as Lauren's mom's like hi, and you're like, well,
Speaker 1: it couldn't be this loser, you know.
Speaker 2: But did you think that?
Speaker 1: To me, the most saying anything was at the end
Speaker 1: when the cousin was brought on the cousin at the
Speaker 1: bar and she goes, she's always been attention seeking. If
Speaker 1: we were talking, she'd have to be over here dancing
Speaker 1: trying to get your attention, which of course we didn't
Speaker 1: get that from her just sitting in a chair, that
Speaker 1: she's attention seeking. But I was like, oh, so this
Speaker 1: is like munch House and by proxy, but with computers.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like the new kind.
Speaker 2: It was crazy. And I've also seen people on socials
Speaker 2: being like, oh, well, Lauren was in on it. I'm like,
Speaker 2: there's no way that poor girl.
Speaker 1: I was like thirteen fourteen at the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm like, move out of this town. Move
Speaker 2: like when they were going through where they're at now.
Speaker 2: I couldn't believe that she stayed in that town and
Speaker 2: had to go to school with like Owen and Courtney.
Speaker 1: I believe her name was no, it was Chloe, Chloe, Chloe,
Speaker 1: just another Kardashian name with a k K name.
Speaker 2: But I couldn't believe she was still going to school
Speaker 2: with them after everything happened. Not that she did anything wrong,
Speaker 2: it's just, you know, mom did that.
Speaker 1: It's terrible, and I do think so. At the very least,
Speaker 1: we know that Lauren is now somewhere in college. Yes,
Speaker 1: so that's good because if it's at least it's not
Speaker 1: like the local community college, then hopefully she can get it.
Speaker 1: Maybe this money that maybe she earned from being on
Speaker 1: this thing, she could go one state away, you know.
Speaker 1: And her dad seemed like he was like, what the
Speaker 1: hell I know. But if you if you've listened to
Speaker 1: my episode with the Ace we were talking about earlier,
Speaker 1: he did before I had watched it, he did a
Speaker 1: full imitation and you'd have to see it on YouTube
Speaker 1: to see it, but he did this full imitation of
Speaker 1: the mom and I was like, well, hold on. I
Speaker 1: was like, let me look her up. Let me look herup,
Speaker 1: because I don't even know what she looks like. I
Speaker 1: haven't watched it. I'm looking her up and I go, oh,
Speaker 1: I go, she's got property brother's mouth or you can't.
Speaker 1: You just can't. The Property brothers also can't close their mouth.
Speaker 1: It's just why can't you close your mouth? It's a
Speaker 1: little bit like Kanye. He also can't close his mouth.
Speaker 2: That's true, but he does have metal teeth.
Speaker 1: Or that would also make it difficult when you have
Speaker 1: titanium teeth or whatever the fucking is gone on. Kanye
Speaker 1: is on my list of like, how many shows have
Speaker 1: you guys had to do about Kanye were dangerous?
Speaker 2: Honestly, we haven't done many, but recently we did a
Speaker 2: two part Kanye in his controversies, So if anyone wants
Speaker 2: to listen to like all the stuff Kanye has done
Speaker 2: in the last twenty five years, okay.
Speaker 3: Which was interesting. I mean we both like read. I mean,
Speaker 3: we have like our fingers on the pulse as much
Speaker 3: as we can. But like when you have somebody like
Speaker 3: Kanye that does something crazy like every year, yeah, it
Speaker 3: starts to like snowball, where like people just start to
Speaker 3: disassociate and they just don't even retain it. It's like, oh,
Speaker 3: Kanye did another crazy thing or he said something crazy,
Speaker 3: but when you really lay it out, like it is
Speaker 3: quite insane. We did the same kind of thing with
Speaker 3: Chris Brown, and it was like, you know, people have
Speaker 3: this idea in their mind that Chris Brown got arrested
Speaker 3: like maybe once or twice from the like the couple
Speaker 3: big moments, and they're like they always say like, oh,
Speaker 3: the Rihanna thing was so long ago, like let a
Speaker 3: person grow, But Chris Brown has been arrested every single
Speaker 3: year since Rihanna, every single year.
Speaker 1: Because you guys did like the whole thing about Chris
Speaker 1: Brown and Kanye. Okay, I need to listen to the
Speaker 1: Kanye went fascinated by because I'm.
Speaker 2: Just like where did you know? Listen?
Speaker 1: We all understand like crazy genius and whatever, And obviously,
Speaker 1: like Charlie Sheen, you can see when somebody's off their meds,
Speaker 1: and not even in like a funny way, but like
Speaker 1: very literally off their meds.
Speaker 2: You can see.
Speaker 1: And if you haven't anybody in your life ever that
Speaker 1: needs to be on meds, you could tell when they're off.
Speaker 1: And Kanye the same thing. But I don't understand sort
Speaker 1: of like now I'm a nazi like that, like what
Speaker 1: you know?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, in our episode, apparently he was saying those
Speaker 2: things back in like what like twenty twelve, if not earlier.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's he's basically always had these views, but like
Speaker 3: you said, he's more unhinged now and feels more emboldened
Speaker 3: to say like what he really feels. I think that
Speaker 3: he's a very chronically online person, like I think that
Speaker 3: he's like on dark Reddit, like I think that he is,
Speaker 3: Like yeah, but apparently he's always secretly been like this,
Speaker 3: and like if you go back and read stuff that
Speaker 3: like artists have said about like even recording with him
Speaker 3: back in the day, like before he was even famous,
Speaker 3: that it was like a really unhinged kind of terrifying
Speaker 3: experience being alone in a room with him. And he's
Speaker 3: also a sexual predator, like the stuff that women have
Speaker 3: reported about him and him like making them watch porn
Speaker 3: and like showing him showing them his penis and asking
Speaker 3: people to touch it.
Speaker 1: He's like a weird ho Yeah, oh okay, I need
Speaker 1: to go to listen to that because now, of course
Speaker 1: again toxic. I'm like, oh well, let me go listen.
Speaker 1: That's great. This is I'm literally asking you, guys news
Speaker 1: that I don't know the answer to this. I wrote,
Speaker 1: I wrote down things. I was like, Okay, they don't
Speaker 1: know about Mary Cosby, but I guarantee you they're going
Speaker 1: to find out little nas X what happened there. I
Speaker 1: saw all that stuff of him walking down the shit
Speaker 1: going where's the party?
Speaker 2: Where's it?
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't want this for little nas X.
Speaker 1: I love him. Yeah.
Speaker 2: One thing that Troy and I kept saying is at
Speaker 2: first we thought it was another like PR stunt, because
Speaker 2: he's known for doing stuff like that. But the second
Speaker 2: I heard he was tased and like in prison or
Speaker 2: in jail, I was like, no way, Like, he's not
Speaker 2: doing this to sell a single. I think it's really sad.
Speaker 2: And now he's going to rehab. I know he's going
Speaker 2: to get some help, and I hope he comes out
Speaker 2: of it in a more positive light and brings us
Speaker 2: more fun music. And because I do enjoy his music,
Speaker 2: I just I.
Speaker 1: All heard it was he was arrested and hospitalized, but
Speaker 1: because he was having some sort of overdose situation, he
Speaker 1: was not well, and I didn't hear the rehab heart
Speaker 1: so I just I like, I heard that, and I
Speaker 1: saw the videos and then it just made me sad,
Speaker 1: so I couldn't watch it anymore.
Speaker 2: I think it's crazy. People were walking up to him,
Speaker 2: well he's clearly unwell, being like will you do a
Speaker 2: TikTok with us? What?
Speaker 3: Oh my god? That guy? Yeah, the guy that like
Speaker 3: was following and recording him on the street for like
Speaker 3: twenty minutes. I was like, this is just like really
Speaker 3: really sad, like this.
Speaker 1: You could just get your buddy to call nine one
Speaker 1: one while we're recording him to yeah, body to come
Speaker 1: and get him in an ambulance.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like he's in the middle of the road in
Speaker 3: his underwear, Like can you do something to maybe help? Like,
Speaker 3: I don't know. That was just crazy. And we always
Speaker 3: talk about whenever we talk about him on the show,
Speaker 3: I always say that he just strikes me as somebody
Speaker 3: that feels really susceptible to like darkness, Like he just
Speaker 3: seems like he'd be I always say, he seems like
Speaker 3: the one that would be first in line in a
Speaker 3: party that you should leave, Like he just seems so
Speaker 3: open and vulnerable to like seedy dark people around him.
Speaker 3: And like, I don't know, I just always worried about him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then and then it came true. I'm sorry. Okay,
Speaker 1: I want you guys to know that I have not
Speaker 1: watched The Bachelor or The Bachelorette literally since Nick by
Speaker 1: All was on. Okay, that's I don't even know if
Speaker 1: that was in the early aught, I don't know when
Speaker 1: that was. And I'm not like a giant, vile fan
Speaker 1: now I'll tell you that much. But Taylor Frankie Paul
Speaker 1: being the bachelorette is going to make me watch it.
Speaker 1: They so they won, It succeeded. They won.
Speaker 3: People were mad about it, but you know what, I
Speaker 3: think that whatever their intention was, it worked. Like we're
Speaker 3: all talking about it. I mean, everybody is talking about it.
Speaker 1: It's stunt casting, but I don't care.
Speaker 2: I'm watch it and me it's a stunt cast that worked.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, it's like my co host Kisha Goes,
Speaker 1: who wants to date this girl has got three kids
Speaker 1: by two men who has been arrested is a swinger.
Speaker 1: But I go, I don't think he's a swinger. Like,
Speaker 1: that's not like her. I don't think that swinging is
Speaker 1: her brand. I think she just did it because she
Speaker 1: got married when she was like nineteen. It was like
Speaker 1: I might like to bang somebody else, you know, that's.
Speaker 2: Just what they did.
Speaker 1: I go, I don't think she's a swinger.
Speaker 2: You know, Yeah, she's like swinging.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she just happened to do a couple of swings.
Speaker 1: But people are like, why on earth would this be
Speaker 1: the And I go, why does it have to be
Speaker 1: like a young single person with no kids ever been married.
Speaker 2: Why does it have to be that?
Speaker 1: Because somebody like Taylor Frankie Paul is out there in
Speaker 1: the world trying to date and she's a gorgeous woman.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, I bring it on. I it worked.
Speaker 1: Whatever pr they have pulled, it worked on me. Whoever
Speaker 1: that team needs to get it Emmy, it worked on it.
Speaker 3: That's why I think it's so good, because this show
Speaker 3: needs to get with modern times. Like The Bachelor is
Speaker 3: like twenty years behind in all ways, and like it
Speaker 3: used to be. I remember, uh, what's her name? She's
Speaker 3: like a U. She's a podcaster. Now I can't think
Speaker 3: of her name. Uh that does narrow Huh yeah, Caitlyn,
Speaker 3: Like I remember on her season, I loved her. She
Speaker 3: was like one of my favorite bachelorettes of all time.
Speaker 3: And people were like ready to pitch fork her because
Speaker 3: she like had sex during the season. Oh oh right,
Speaker 3: right right, Like it's just it's like people like, yeah, like, but.
Speaker 1: If it was a guy, they would be like, you
Speaker 1: go for it, man, bang goes too days. Yeah, yeah, likely.
Speaker 3: The guys hook up with everybody and nobody ever says anything.
Speaker 3: So it's just like, yeah, like, let's get with modern
Speaker 3: times where people have baggage, people that are on dating
Speaker 3: apps have baggage, they have kids, they have x's Like,
Speaker 3: it's who cares, you.
Speaker 1: Know, I'm excited about it. And then The Golden Bachelor,
Speaker 1: the Golden Bachelorette whatever. I sort of that first season.
Speaker 1: It was a novelty, so I watched it for a
Speaker 1: little bit, but I was like, I can't. And also,
Speaker 1: like from my neighborhood was on it. Now I don't
Speaker 1: really know her very well, but somebody was like, you know,
Speaker 1: so I was like, say what, she was the one?
Speaker 1: And literally her name was like Nancy. I can't remember,
Speaker 1: but she was so cute and she was on She
Speaker 1: was the woman they had to do like the wedding
Speaker 1: dress thing, so she had to put on the wedding
Speaker 1: dress for something, and then she started crying like the
Speaker 1: last time I wore a wedding dress, you know. And
Speaker 1: then my husband died and all that, and then she left.
Speaker 1: But what's interesting about this coming season of The Golden
Speaker 1: Bachelor is that guy has made some like rude comments
Speaker 1: like don't bring me anybody over sixty. Meanwhile he's like
Speaker 1: sixty five, of course, and then Heather McDonald's friend is
Speaker 1: going to be on it, and she's she was saying
Speaker 1: on her show. She was like, I've known, but I
Speaker 1: couldn't say. She was like, I don't know what happens.
Speaker 1: I don't know any outcome. She said, but my friend
Speaker 1: is on it. It's one of her best friends. And
Speaker 1: I was like wow, and like, but that guy he
Speaker 1: seems so like red faced, like I didn't seem like
Speaker 1: I want you know, you look like he looks sunburns
Speaker 1: like I didn't want to. I don't know if I'm
Speaker 1: interested in him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is quite My friends used. My friends and
Speaker 3: I used to talk about this, like it's like painful
Speaker 3: to watch the Bachelor and not want to hook up
Speaker 3: with the Bachelor. It's like three hours a night. Like
Speaker 3: I'm like, I gotta be striving towards something. Here.
Speaker 1: You got You're like, he's not hot. I don't care, y'all.
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Speaker 2: You know, I actually last night I want to recommend
Speaker 2: this doc to you in Oka listens. Let me find
Speaker 2: the name of it really quick. Okay. It's called thirst
Speaker 2: Trap and it's on Paramount Plus. And it's about this
Speaker 2: TikToker named William White, who I did not know before
Speaker 2: I started watching this. Troy, you would love this. So
Speaker 2: he's like a first trappy TikToker. Yeah, but all the
Speaker 2: women who follow him are like forty and up. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and he'll be like, oh, I'm at Domino's and then
Speaker 2: his bill's paid. He's made over two million dollars from
Speaker 2: these women just sending him money, and like he sleeps
Speaker 2: with them. It is crazy and I think everyone should
Speaker 2: watch it first time on Paramount Plus. Yeah.
Speaker 1: My friend Kate Casey recommended it. And what was so
Speaker 1: fascinating was Kate was telling me about it, she was
Speaker 1: the same thing. She's like, you wouldn't believe it. Like
Speaker 1: these women are like in their forties fifties, and they're
Speaker 1: fighting over this kid who lives in Canada and they
Speaker 1: don't even know him, and like they're showing up at
Speaker 1: his house and the mom's like, whoa are you here
Speaker 1: for her to play majong? Are you here to sleep
Speaker 1: with my son? Like what's happening? And crazy? But as
Speaker 1: Kate was telling me about it, I was like, did
Speaker 1: Heather interview that guy?
Speaker 2: And we asked Heather and she was.
Speaker 1: She had completely forgotten during COVID she interviewed him because
Speaker 1: he was such like a TikTok sensation.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Listen, I'll tell you it was a painful interview because
Speaker 1: it was like pulling teeth, like he didn't have any personality. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he doesn't in the dock either. Done. He's just
Speaker 1: good looking.
Speaker 3: So you haven't said him many dominoes money?
Speaker 2: No, I haven't sent him any gifts on TikTok Live
Speaker 2: or anything.
Speaker 1: But there's roses or whatever. He said.
Speaker 2: This woman her handle and she's on it, like her
Speaker 2: face everything. Her handle is Will's gutter girl and she
Speaker 2: so It's incredible. I can't recommend it enough. And like
Speaker 2: these women are from California, someone traveled to Greece to
Speaker 2: watch him get rebaptized or born again. Everyone needs to
Speaker 2: watch this.
Speaker 3: I can't judge until I see it. I might be
Speaker 3: sending him money.
Speaker 1: I say it might be Will's gut her boy at
Speaker 1: the end of it, Yeah got her guy, got her guy,
Speaker 1: got her guy one o one that rounded by gift cards.
Speaker 1: I'm likes nothing, but yes, Kate told me about that,
Speaker 1: and I haven't watched it, so I when I was
Speaker 1: on this trip with the girls, I posed it, like, Hey,
Speaker 1: my friend Kate, who this is what she does. She
Speaker 1: recommends things. Would you guys want to watch this? And
Speaker 1: I kind of told them the premise and they're like, oh.
Speaker 3: That.
Speaker 2: We were like my reaction when my fiance put it on,
Speaker 2: She's like, we're gonna watch this, and halfway I'm like,
Speaker 2: what is this.
Speaker 1: She's like, She's like, it's like women our age going
Speaker 1: after a kid, our son's age. I go yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, and they're like, we don't think so, we
Speaker 1: don't think so, But I I wish I would have
Speaker 1: forced them to watch it, like I forced them to
Speaker 1: watch Unknown Caller. Yeah, he said, we watched the Charlie
Speaker 1: Sheen documentary.
Speaker 2: I mean all bangers, all three were great, but yeah,
Speaker 2: first Trap. It wasn't even on my radar till last night,
Speaker 2: and now it's all I want to talk about.
Speaker 1: It's because it's on Paramount Plus and people are like,
Speaker 1: how do I even get that?
Speaker 2: Do I have that? Do I have to do?
Speaker 1: I have to pay for ninety nine a month for
Speaker 1: that too. It's like, oh, I got it. And then
Speaker 1: then I was like, now I looked. I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: I do have it. I do pay for it. I
Speaker 1: didn't even know.
Speaker 3: And I discover what apps you have? Is you just
Speaker 3: find out like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when you want to like hmm, you type in
Speaker 1: how do I watch blah blah blah, and you're like
Speaker 1: do I have that?
Speaker 2: You click it, You're like I do.
Speaker 3: Yeah. You're like I've paid thousands for it?
Speaker 1: Now, oh I give them twelve dollars a month. Why.
Speaker 1: Somebody the other day was like you just got to
Speaker 1: go ahead and get on the YouTube premium ba blah.
Speaker 1: I was like, I refuse, I can't pay. That's where
Speaker 1: I draw the line. It's like why, why is that
Speaker 1: I pay for paramount. Plus why is YouTube now where
Speaker 1: I'm drawing the line, I can't pay for one more thing,
Speaker 1: just put it all on one thing. Oh my god. Okay,
Speaker 1: did you guys watch Dancing with the Stars last night?
Speaker 3: This is okay. We had a whole segment on our
Speaker 3: show about Dancing with the Stars.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's hear it.
Speaker 3: Okay. They tempt me every year with the cast. I mean,
Speaker 3: the casting is superb, like couldn't be better. Kate Gosslin
Speaker 3: stomping down the stairs is like pornographic to me, like literally,
Speaker 3: sign me up. But the show is so boring and
Speaker 3: the dancing is so boring. I can't It's like cheesy.
Speaker 3: It's so cheesy and so geriatric and so and it's like,
Speaker 3: who wants to see little Kim doing the waltz? Is
Speaker 3: how I feel about it?
Speaker 2: I me, I was like, I.
Speaker 1: Would like to see little Kim what she looks like
Speaker 1: right now trying to do in the dancing I did
Speaker 1: he she looks like an upside down pair and it
Speaker 1: goes to the bottom and those are her feet, those
Speaker 1: are her little feet, and they're like it's the it's
Speaker 1: it's it's a crazy so yeah, I would like to
Speaker 1: see that.
Speaker 2: I did hear Dylan Efron did a dance to Kalis's milkshake. So,
Speaker 2: you know, I feel like when it comes to shows
Speaker 2: like that or even like I'm gonna call it the
Speaker 2: wrong name again, that Fox Strongest Survival Person.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah, yeah, with like special Horses, special horses.
Speaker 2: We did it, you guys.
Speaker 1: It took thirty five minutes, but we got it.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, special horses. Yeah. When it comes to
Speaker 2: those shows, I just feel like I can watch the clips,
Speaker 2: like I don't need to sit through a whole episode,
Speaker 2: like totally. If I want to see the Dylan Efron thing,
Speaker 2: I'll just type it into TikTok. I don't yes, And
Speaker 2: if like Aaron Carter couldn't get me to watch it
Speaker 2: a decade ago, there's no one that will get me
Speaker 2: to watch it.
Speaker 1: Well, this was my mother, my mother's favorite show.
Speaker 2: She's eighty five.
Speaker 1: It's my mother, like I wrote her last night, I
Speaker 1: good Mom, I'll have you know. I'm watching Dancing with
Speaker 1: his Ars. I was watching it for the Mormon Wives
Speaker 1: and Elia and I said I'm watching it and Mom goes, oh,
Speaker 1: thank you for reminding me. Just going tune onto her television.
Speaker 1: So I did watch What did you think? I wrote
Speaker 1: my friend Matt, and I go, I remember now why
Speaker 1: I don't watch it. It's so cheesy. It's the whole Juliana,
Speaker 1: Huff and Alfonsa were going to you, Juliana, to you, Alfonso,
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh, take it down, and the whole,
Speaker 1: the Bruno jumping over the desk, it's like, if you
Speaker 1: haven't watched it in twenty years, he's still with just
Speaker 1: now with white hair, jumping over the desk, doing like
Speaker 1: ow you know all of that, and you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: and Derek Huff's like okay, okay. And last night was
Speaker 1: the premiere. It's a live show and Kelly and Novel
Speaker 1: wasn't even there.
Speaker 2: She was sick. Oh wow. They were just.
Speaker 1: Doing two judges like they didn't even like, let's bring
Speaker 1: in somebody real quick.
Speaker 2: Let Julian sit down.
Speaker 1: And I don't know she got like real sick before,
Speaker 1: but I was like, that's sus But so Corey Felderman
Speaker 1: was on there. Oh gory, he's doing a lot of
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson cosplay.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, was he doing Michael that's his standards.
Speaker 1: But of course Alfonso Roberta was also used to do
Speaker 1: a lot of Michael Jackson cosplay. So we're all just
Speaker 1: like everything with everything's fine, nothing to see here. Let's
Speaker 1: just we'll just bring out a Bill Cosby dancer next,
Speaker 1: like every everything's great, nothing problematic, Let's do some Jeffrey Epstein.
Speaker 1: It's fine. I was like, all right, nobody's gonna mention
Speaker 1: that's weird, okay. Dylan Eerfron was not a good dancer,
Speaker 1: but pretty to look at, you know. He opened the show. Oh,
Speaker 1: he opened with he and Bruno snipping a milkshake and
Speaker 1: then he jumped up and did like a booty shake
Speaker 1: and then did milkshake. Whitney for Mormon Wives was great,
Speaker 1: she is she's a great dancer. And Jen from Mormon
Speaker 1: Wives was okay. She did a lot of flips. I
Speaker 1: was like, is this a cheerleading competition? And they even
Speaker 1: said at the end, like you can actually dance, you
Speaker 1: don't have to keep flipping like so many flips.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you about Jen. Something about Jen really
Speaker 2: worries me. I can't explain it, but I feel.
Speaker 1: Like she has three under three an eight week old
Speaker 1: baby in his only show, and.
Speaker 2: That husband of hers, even though he had a good
Speaker 2: edit last season.
Speaker 1: I'm not tricked he's over there in a T shirt
Speaker 1: that says like Gen's fan or But Whitney was really good.
Speaker 1: She looks incredible and you forget, like how like hot
Speaker 1: she actually is because she's always in those like big
Speaker 1: collared dresses and stuff. You forget she's actually stuff. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to think. So, Corey Feldon was there, and they
Speaker 1: kept going to they would say like friends and family
Speaker 1: of whoever Corey Feldman. They would go over to this
Speaker 1: woman who's like tattooed like neck to foot, and they
Speaker 1: kept going and it was like three of them, and
Speaker 1: you're like, are those his?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh yeah, he's still he still has his angels.
Speaker 3: He didn't retire his No, I think.
Speaker 1: They're still there. Yeah, But I gotta tell you, listen,
Speaker 1: next week two people will be eliminated, and that will
Speaker 1: be good for me because then there'll be less show
Speaker 1: to watch. Andy Richter was on and he kind of
Speaker 1: did a lot of winking at the camera. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to think who else was good? Laria Baldwin. You would
Speaker 1: not have if you put her, honestly, you would not
Speaker 1: have known that was her.
Speaker 3: She's a good dancer, right, She's like she used.
Speaker 1: To be like a professional dancer, but then she literally
Speaker 1: broke her hip from like overuse or something. And they
Speaker 1: showed like her x ray with her pins and her
Speaker 1: thing and her accent as pre us comes and goes,
Speaker 1: comes and goes. But she has like such different hair
Speaker 1: and such, you know, of course heavy makeup and stuff.
Speaker 1: And then she's just like a little stick with the
Speaker 1: little you know, round little boobies on it that are rocks.
Speaker 1: So you wouldn't really recognize her from the l ario
Speaker 1: we knew on the show. But she wasn't as annoying
Speaker 1: as you thought, because I was thinking she'll be the
Speaker 1: first one to be eliminated because people fucking hate her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but they didn't give her a chance to be hated.
Speaker 1: She didn't let her personality come out too much.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw videos of her doing like TikTok promo
Speaker 3: and Union Square.
Speaker 1: That's what she needs to stop that because people are
Speaker 1: going to not vote for her. People aren't going to
Speaker 1: vote for her if she shows her real personality, do
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like people like my mom
Speaker 1: watching at home, who don't know anything about her. We'll
Speaker 1: be like, she's interesting. I didn't know she's married to
Speaker 1: that Alec Baldwin. Seven children is a lot. It would
Speaker 1: vote for her. If you know anything, then you're not going.
Speaker 2: To Unfortunately for me, she gives like VH one Reality
Speaker 2: Star and I love that. Like, if if VH one
Speaker 2: was still running, she would have been on Rock of
Speaker 2: Love or something.
Speaker 3: She would have been on Couples Therapy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Couples Therapy were Doctor drew her and Alec, Like,
Speaker 2: I wish that would have been great for me.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, we probably the only podcast in the world covered
Speaker 1: the bald Ones. On our show. We recapped it episode
Speaker 1: by episode, play by play. I couldn't get enough of
Speaker 1: it me too.
Speaker 2: I talked about it briefly during Like a Kiki, but
Speaker 2: I watched it every week and I never took my
Speaker 2: eyes off that screen.
Speaker 1: And they had that one baby, that one baby that
Speaker 1: was such an asshole. That one baby. They'd go around
Speaker 1: just whacking people in the face and stuff, and I
Speaker 1: was like, nobody's checking that baby. And they called me
Speaker 1: the baby the baby and she was like six and
Speaker 1: she's really hit people on stuff. Yeah, I was like,
Speaker 1: that baby is an asshole.
Speaker 3: Spirit Yes, one.
Speaker 2: Point at the dentist and it's like all the kids
Speaker 2: and they're like, what did you learn today? And one
Speaker 2: of the boys is like, I learned my sister is
Speaker 2: a bitch. Yeah.
Speaker 1: She's like, don't be a fucking asshole. And they're like
Speaker 1: ten and six and the dentist is like, we don't
Speaker 1: talk like that. And they're like, oh, you can hear
Speaker 1: Alaria and they're going no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3: No, don't talk to your slister.
Speaker 1: No no, And you're like, oh, oh my god, now listen.
Speaker 1: It's a miracle. My kids didn't have potty Mouse and
Speaker 1: they're older now, so it's fine. But I reined it
Speaker 1: in for a long time. But once they hit like
Speaker 1: seventeen eighteen, I was like, I don't give a shit.
Speaker 2: This is how we talk.
Speaker 1: I can't censor myself in front of you. And now
Speaker 1: it's just a full partty mouth. I don't care. Okay,
Speaker 1: So Salt Lake City we talked about, are you guys
Speaker 1: keeping up with Miami?
Speaker 2: I'm not so much you.
Speaker 3: I usually keep up with Miami. This season's been tough
Speaker 3: for me, really, Okay, tell me why. I just like,
Speaker 3: I don't know. I thought, I feel like the past
Speaker 3: two seasons of Miami have been absolute perfection, like just
Speaker 3: absolutely incredible. This year, the girls are producing. I don't
Speaker 3: hate when the Housewife's self produced. I hate when they
Speaker 3: try and like run, It's like, just show up and
Speaker 3: be funny and let things play out. Stop trying to
Speaker 3: be a producer of this damn show. I hate that
Speaker 3: because it never works out.
Speaker 1: Without Stephanie showed up and she's just boom boom boom,
Speaker 1: like producing her own storylines.
Speaker 2: But she's but but.
Speaker 1: People like her or they hate her, you know which
Speaker 1: is you want what you want?
Speaker 3: Yeah, bother me.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't want to be friends with her, but she
Speaker 1: doesn't bother me.
Speaker 3: I'm very behind, but I will say I do know
Speaker 3: enough that I need. Uh. I can't even think of
Speaker 3: her for her freaking name, the like the like Julia,
Speaker 3: Julia enough. Like we have entertained the idea of this
Speaker 3: woman being a housewife enough and it's it was ridiculous
Speaker 3: her first year, and then she came back and was like,
Speaker 3: what is she doing here? I guess she can stay.
Speaker 1: Now now she's adopted two more children. It's like enough,
Speaker 1: She's got to say on the show she needs the
Speaker 1: money kids now she's got two kids down on a
Speaker 1: goat in the kitchen. You know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like, get this woman off my screen immediately.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you guys are caught up on the all
Speaker 1: the OC drama.
Speaker 2: All I, all I.
Speaker 1: Katie wasn't even on this episode this past episode, which
Speaker 1: was interesting, and I will say that kind of at
Speaker 1: the end, they bring up Gina is a little bit
Speaker 1: worried about Shannon's drinking, which I'm like, Okay, how many
Speaker 1: seasons has Shannon been on her We're talking ten twelve.
Speaker 1: This is a storyline every season. Girl, stop drinking on camera.
Speaker 1: Do what you want in the off season, but you
Speaker 1: need to pull a Sonia and just not drink for
Speaker 1: a whole season and then get lit in the off season.
Speaker 1: I don't know why she's not getting the memo because
Speaker 1: I think she thought she was going to be able
Speaker 1: to eke back into slowly drinking on camera. But this
Speaker 1: past episode she was clearly lit. They did a whole
Speaker 1: montage of shit she was saying in the car where
Speaker 1: she was like, my uncle, I have a gott a farm,
Speaker 1: and and they're like, what you know, I don't. It's
Speaker 1: not looking good for Shannon, and they say. They kind
Speaker 1: of show at the end of the episode that Gina's
Speaker 1: worried about it, and I was like, yeah, she should be.
Speaker 3: She should be. They shouldn't feel like that's a storyline. Yeah,
Speaker 3: being worried about Shannon's king is enough as a b
Speaker 3: plot at this point.
Speaker 1: No, it's just the through line. It's just every season,
Speaker 1: it's just like look showing pictures of the ocean. It's
Speaker 1: just we're worried about Shannon's. Like it's always constant, right,
Speaker 1: you know, they we do see for next week. It
Speaker 1: talks about Tamra at some point tried to put out
Speaker 1: an album or something and they're like, wait what and
Speaker 1: they go, yeah, she ended up banging whoop. Now that's
Speaker 1: what I need you blind din of people to find out.
Speaker 2: We'll look and we'll email you if we find the answer.
Speaker 1: For sure, I need to know because Tamra banged and
Speaker 1: it was two words. So I was like, is it
Speaker 1: Richard Marx?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 1: Because that's the only thing celebrity never comes on.
Speaker 2: The show, and it was like is it?
Speaker 1: I was like, is it like Adam Levine. I need
Speaker 1: to see if it's like enough syllables.
Speaker 3: My dream is that it's Dallas, Austin, and then there's
Speaker 3: a there's a through line of Atlanta where like Kim
Speaker 3: Zulciak's former music producer, inched his way into OC. That's
Speaker 3: what I'm hoping.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you got you have to slow down and
Speaker 1: watch the lips because it shows Gretchen's lips. But they
Speaker 1: they in addition to bleeping it, they put fuzzy over
Speaker 1: her lips so that you couldn't read it. But it's
Speaker 1: just low enough that you might be I was like,
Speaker 1: we kept going back and forth, not saying if I
Speaker 1: could figure it out. Somebody's gonna know, and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: leave it.
Speaker 2: Up to you guys to figure it out. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: need to like hear it and be like, is that
Speaker 2: a Scott Storage track.
Speaker 3: Night? I hope that it's somebody just obscure from the
Speaker 3: house iives universe. I hope that it's the guy that
Speaker 3: produced money Can't Buy You Class. I'm not kidding, like
Speaker 3: I wanted to be something to somebody, Absolutely ridiculous.
Speaker 1: I think because it's bleeped, it's somebody that we know.
Speaker 2: David's foster.
Speaker 3: They sat at the piano.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine Tara sitting with David Foster, who's so
Speaker 1: like classy and and like, let's play this bench, same
Speaker 1: same on, same thing. Okay, well, I'm gonna leave it
Speaker 1: up to you.
Speaker 2: Gause.
Speaker 1: Literally, that's like my last note here. It was like,
Speaker 1: can they figure out who it is? And please let
Speaker 1: me know when you do. I need to be on it. Okay,
Speaker 1: So you guys, tell everybody where they could find your Instagram,
Speaker 1: your podcast, your TikTok, all the things you do because
Speaker 1: you're so entertaining and you do have all this scoop.
Speaker 1: And I am getting on an airplane later today and
Speaker 1: I am going to listen to that two part episode
Speaker 1: about Kanye.
Speaker 2: Thank you. Let us know how you feel about it. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm sure I'll be disturbed, and pretty much if you
Speaker 2: look up, Beyond the Blinds will pop up. I know
Speaker 2: on Instagram it's Beyond the Blinds pod. I believe TikTok
Speaker 2: it's also Beyond the Blinds Pod. But we're streaming everywhere
Speaker 2: and we are going on tour this fall, so we'll
Speaker 2: be hitting up the West coast, Midwest, and East coast.
Speaker 1: Wow, are you coming to DC?
Speaker 2: We are, Well, we're going to Arlington, Virginia. If you
Speaker 2: would like to come.
Speaker 1: Well, I live in Alexandria, Virginia, which is next door
Speaker 1: to Arlington, Virginia.
Speaker 3: Oh, come to show?
Speaker 2: Yeah again?
Speaker 1: Where is it in Arlington? Do you know? I mean
Speaker 1: ling Draft host?
Speaker 2: Oh, I know exactly where that is. Yeah, we would
Speaker 2: love to have you there.
Speaker 1: I'm writing it down Arlington Draft House. Okay, great, I'd
Speaker 1: love to come. All right, I'll be in touch with
Speaker 1: you guys about that.
Speaker 2: What do you guys do?
Speaker 1: Do you just sit on the stage and you're just
Speaker 1: sort of keeky about like what the latest news is
Speaker 1: and stuff.
Speaker 3: Well, we used to do our show. We've done like
Speaker 3: what is this our third time going on on tour four,
Speaker 3: So each time we've kind of switched up the format
Speaker 3: of the live show. It used to be really blind
Speaker 3: item heavy. We've lightened it up a little, and then
Speaker 3: we've incorporated like some games and like fun like audience interaction.
Speaker 3: But this coming time we're doing something that we haven't done,
Speaker 3: which we haven't really talked about yet. It's kind of
Speaker 3: a surprise. You like to like leave it a surprise,
Speaker 3: but okay, it's going to be really entertaining, super pop
Speaker 3: culture heavy, very audience interactive, like it's gonna be a fun,
Speaker 3: you know, get drunk at seven pm kind of thing.
Speaker 1: Yes, you guys should get people from the audience to
Speaker 1: come up and give you a blind item and to
Speaker 1: see if you guys can guess.
Speaker 2: Well, we do at the end, so if someone wants
Speaker 2: to present us with the blind item, we are more
Speaker 2: than happy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or not even blind, just like blast it exactly
Speaker 1: like I saw I've got I've got a million. But
Speaker 1: because Dave rol is local to our area, people used
Speaker 1: to always be like, Dave Girl actually bought my friend's house,
Speaker 1: So I've got more like Dave Girl stories from that era,
Speaker 1: like personally him, you know, meeting with my friend when
Speaker 1: they were buying the house.
Speaker 2: But she called me.
Speaker 1: This was like, so, I mean, you guys, it is
Speaker 1: before I got married, which has been twenty five years.
Speaker 1: She called me and she on like a landline and
Speaker 1: I was working at Turner Broadcasting at the time, and
Speaker 1: she called me and she's going and I go, what
Speaker 1: she goes is in my house? I go, who's in
Speaker 1: your house? Do you need nine to one one? Like
Speaker 1: what's happening? She was like, Dave Grohl is in my house.
Speaker 2: I was like what?
Speaker 1: And he was touring the house with Taylor Hawkins, and
Speaker 1: he bought it and he recorded the first Food Fighters
Speaker 1: album in her house. Oh my god, isn't that crazy?
Speaker 2: So in her it was the same.
Speaker 1: So like if you're rolling stone articles, you go and
Speaker 1: look up from that time that I was like, that's
Speaker 1: Mary's house, but your parents house. But it's fascinating because
Speaker 1: people always had these stories about I saw Dave Groll
Speaker 1: at Maggie Moos getting ice cream, you know, and he
Speaker 1: was always nice and normal and people were like and
Speaker 1: then the people behind the counter are like, are we
Speaker 1: supposed to know you? Are you famous? He's like, nah, Now,
Speaker 1: don't look at me, Gotta. I'm just trying to get
Speaker 1: my cookies and cream. But I love stories like that
Speaker 1: where people get up and say I saw so and
Speaker 1: so on in an airport, like Jen Aiden yell at Jersey
Speaker 1: Mike's employee at the airport. Like I love I love
Speaker 1: stories like that.
Speaker 3: That's one of the fun things about our live show is,
Speaker 3: like people, the one thing about our live show that
Speaker 3: never changes is the Q and A. Like there's always
Speaker 3: a section of the show where like it's just the
Speaker 3: whole room gossiping. Basically, yes, yes, I love the local
Speaker 3: gossip that you could never ever possibly know unless you're
Speaker 3: in the town, and like it doesn't leave the live show. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: so it's fun.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, where we live it's a lot of like political stuff.
Speaker 1: So maybe you should make that announcement at the beginning.
Speaker 1: We don't want to hear about any politicians. You saw,
Speaker 1: We don't care, We don't hear.
Speaker 3: We even done DC in a while. The lots changed
Speaker 3: since the last time we were there.
Speaker 1: Definitely, well, I'll just leave that there, but I'll definitely come.
Speaker 1: I'll definitely come.
Speaker 2: Up about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys look up Beyond the Blinds and listen
Speaker 1: to their podcast and follow all the Instagram and the
Speaker 1: TikTok and then if you're in a place where you
Speaker 1: can go to a lot show, go to a I'd
Speaker 1: love to go to a live show and just meet
Speaker 1: like like minded people, you know. That's like my favorite
Speaker 1: thing in the world, is just like staying at the
Speaker 1: bar and like chat with people about the stupid stuff
Speaker 1: that we all like.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of people come to our shows alone
Speaker 2: and lead with like a gaggle of girls. In the
Speaker 2: next year we come around, they'll come with their friends
Speaker 2: that they met at our first show. It's really it's
Speaker 2: really cool. Oh I love that too. I love that too.
Speaker 1: I'm always like, don't be afraid to go alone because
Speaker 1: everybody there is like into the same thing you are,
Speaker 1: so you can walk away with ten new friends.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, everybody.
Speaker 1: And if you're listening and you are bands of Troy
Speaker 1: and Kelly and you don't know who I am, please
Speaker 1: follow me to is Mary Payne at Pink Shake Pot. Okay,
Speaker 1: thanks guys, thank you.