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<v Speaker 1>Only the giants of professional wrestling perhaps left at this juncture.

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<v Speaker 1>In the TLFX Games King of the Cast tournament. Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Sean Mooney. This is the TLFX Games event center,

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<v Speaker 1>and of course our tournament to determine the greatest character

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<v Speaker 1>in the history of the Lapsed Fan podcast is brought

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<v Speaker 1>to you by Garage Beer, small Batch like beer. The

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<v Speaker 1>garage is always open, no bitterness, beer that tastes like beer.

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<v Speaker 1>Definitely not an IPA, and definitely in a position to

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<v Speaker 1>advance into our semi final round. Here in our quarter

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<v Speaker 1>final meeting are two real giants of the industry, one literally, Andre,

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<v Speaker 1>the giant Lapsed. Andre has moaned and groaned his way

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<v Speaker 1>all the way to a very very close position vis

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<v Speaker 1>a v the King of the Cast Crown, while his

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<v Speaker 1>opposition in this round Jesse the mind the body call Um,

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<v Speaker 1>which you will Ventura. But Calum a gentleman who's coming

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<v Speaker 1>off a massive upset. In some on some Waddsmaker's books

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<v Speaker 1>over the Lapsed Editor, many thought, of course that someone

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<v Speaker 1>from the grizzled journalism world would be able to bring

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<v Speaker 1>down the former Minnesota governor. But if you let him

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<v Speaker 1>on the stage as we've come to learn laps Jesse

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<v Speaker 1>will find a way to prevail. Will that continue to

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<v Speaker 1>be the case here in our King of the cast racketing?

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<v Speaker 1>We're about to find out as we hear from both

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<v Speaker 1>principles in this encounter. First up, we go to grenoble

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<v Speaker 1>and lapse Andre Choseylor.

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<v Speaker 2>What I'm going to do to you is exactly what

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<v Speaker 2>I've done to Bobcavo and Vo. I have pulled him

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<v Speaker 2>that even though I am a giant of the road,

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<v Speaker 2>I have the agility of a man three times smaller

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<v Speaker 2>than my massive firm. I will take you onto the

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<v Speaker 2>grand stage, Jose the door, and I will show you

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<v Speaker 2>that the both of a lifetime. I will fight you.

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<v Speaker 2>I will argue with you. Each time you make a point,

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<v Speaker 2>I grod it with my hands and I will squeeze you.

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<v Speaker 2>I will squeeh your brain, Jesse and Dora. And then

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<v Speaker 2>what I will do is I will clide. I will

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<v Speaker 2>glide to the top rope. I cry that I am

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<v Speaker 2>now all right, you see me, Jesse and Dora, I

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<v Speaker 2>have a pile that you could possibly be and I

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<v Speaker 2>will talk. I broke my lad ah ah ah all right,

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<v Speaker 2>big please please oh my god, move, I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>where I am. Ah, somebody give me a bill, give

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<v Speaker 2>me all keg of beer if the only way I

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<v Speaker 2>can move.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah, Someone get that guy a garage beer. As the

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<v Speaker 1>King of the cast continues to unfold, we've heard words

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<v Speaker 1>and hopefully Lapse Andre is in a condition to perform

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<v Speaker 1>when it comes time to match withs if not fisticuffs

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<v Speaker 1>with Lapsed Jesse Ventura. Of course, it was a direct

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<v Speaker 1>path for Lapse Jesse, but it was a super tight

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<v Speaker 1>last round. Jesse Ventura was able to edge out the

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<v Speaker 1>Lapsed editor by perhaps the tightest margin we've seen yet

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<v Speaker 1>in our tournament. Just fifty point nine percent to forty

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<v Speaker 1>nine point one percent was the margin of victory for

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<v Speaker 1>our next guest, Lapsed Jesse Ventura.

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<v Speaker 2>You see, it's finally come to be that Jesse the

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<v Speaker 2>Body Ventura has had a victory over the media in

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<v Speaker 2>their own game. See. I came I came up from behind.

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<v Speaker 2>I came up as the former governor of Minnesota, and

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<v Speaker 2>I came in against a guy who doesn't believe in

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<v Speaker 2>what we do here in the wrestling world, and I said,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what, pass well, this is my time, this

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<v Speaker 2>is my game. This is my world, and I took

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<v Speaker 2>him down. Now I got Andre the Giant. Well, I'll

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<v Speaker 2>tell you something. I don't mind being a good guy.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't mind being a villain. You see in wrestling.

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<v Speaker 2>When I was a wrestler, I used to have a

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<v Speaker 2>mustache that made me look like a villain. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>a good mustache can give you the look of the devil.

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<v Speaker 2>And I don't mind being Jesse the Devil Ventura against

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<v Speaker 2>Andre the Giant, all right, because you know what's gonna happen.

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<v Speaker 2>Wrestling is a ballet with violence, and you know what,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't mind being violent with a guy like Andre

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<v Speaker 2>the Giant. You know what, because he's part of a

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<v Speaker 2>two party system. He doesn't have anything. You know, he

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't understand third party mentality. He's got a very small brain.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got a very big brain. I'm Jesse the Mind Ventura.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what. He wasn't ever mayor of Grenoble, France.

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<v Speaker 2>I was mayor. I was governor of Minnesota, mayor of

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<v Speaker 2>Brooklyn Park, Minnesota. You know, he doesn't have these kind

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<v Speaker 2>of accolades to prove that he is the best in

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<v Speaker 2>the world. But I do, I absolutely do, and I

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<v Speaker 2>don't mind telling you this. I am an American patriot,

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<v Speaker 2>and patriotism is voluntary. It is a feeling of loyalty

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<v Speaker 2>and allegiance that is the result of knowledge and belief.

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<v Speaker 2>A patriot shows their patriotism through their actions, by their choice.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm going to tell you something right now, Jesse

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<v Speaker 2>the body Ventura coming from Mexico, showing patriotism by taking

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<v Speaker 2>down a son of a bitch from France. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Extremely powerful words there from Jesse to the body of Ventura.

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<v Speaker 1>Laps Jesse, I think can smell victory, among other things,

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<v Speaker 1>as he stares across the bracket here at our quarter

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<v Speaker 1>from around against Lapsed Andre, the giant. Of course, Andre

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<v Speaker 1>punched his ticket to this quarterfinal round, defeating a w

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<v Speaker 1>a great verne Gania, the very men who broke in

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<v Speaker 1>his next rout opponent, Jesse Ventura in so many ways,

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<v Speaker 1>having been a product of the Twin Cities and his

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<v Speaker 1>own right Lapsed Andrea defeating vern Gania by a range

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<v Speaker 1>of fifty two point six percent to forty seven point

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<v Speaker 1>four percent in our last round. The quarterfinals are here,

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<v Speaker 1>and the rhetoric and the back and forth is reaching

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<v Speaker 1>a fever pitch. We can only guess how much more

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<v Speaker 1>intense it's going to get on the road to crowning

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<v Speaker 1>the King of the Cast, and for your chance to

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<v Speaker 1>vote on who advances, keep your eyes peeled to the

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<v Speaker 1>Lapsed Fan's ex account at the Lapsed Fan where all

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<v Speaker 1>the details will be forthcoming after we hear from all

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<v Speaker 1>of our participants right here with the TLFX Games event Center.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Sean Mooney and we'll see you next time.