Speaker 1: Only the giants of professional wrestling perhaps left at this juncture.
Speaker 1: In the TLFX Games King of the Cast tournament. Hi,
Speaker 1: I'm Sean Mooney. This is the TLFX Games event center,
Speaker 1: and of course our tournament to determine the greatest character
Speaker 1: in the history of the Lapsed Fan podcast is brought
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Speaker 1: Definitely not an IPA, and definitely in a position to
Speaker 1: advance into our semi final round. Here in our quarter
Speaker 1: final meeting are two real giants of the industry, one literally, Andre,
Speaker 1: the giant Lapsed. Andre has moaned and groaned his way
Speaker 1: all the way to a very very close position vis
Speaker 1: a v the King of the Cast Crown, while his
Speaker 1: opposition in this round Jesse the mind the body call Um,
Speaker 1: which you will Ventura. But Calum a gentleman who's coming
Speaker 1: off a massive upset. In some on some Waddsmaker's books
Speaker 1: over the Lapsed Editor, many thought, of course that someone
Speaker 1: from the grizzled journalism world would be able to bring
Speaker 1: down the former Minnesota governor. But if you let him
Speaker 1: on the stage as we've come to learn laps Jesse
Speaker 1: will find a way to prevail. Will that continue to
Speaker 1: be the case here in our King of the cast racketing?
Speaker 1: We're about to find out as we hear from both
Speaker 1: principles in this encounter. First up, we go to grenoble
Speaker 1: and lapse Andre Choseylor.
Speaker 2: What I'm going to do to you is exactly what
Speaker 2: I've done to Bobcavo and Vo. I have pulled him
Speaker 2: that even though I am a giant of the road,
Speaker 2: I have the agility of a man three times smaller
Speaker 2: than my massive firm. I will take you onto the
Speaker 2: grand stage, Jose the door, and I will show you
Speaker 2: that the both of a lifetime. I will fight you.
Speaker 2: I will argue with you. Each time you make a point,
Speaker 2: I grod it with my hands and I will squeeze you.
Speaker 2: I will squeeh your brain, Jesse and Dora. And then
Speaker 2: what I will do is I will clide. I will
Speaker 2: glide to the top rope. I cry that I am
Speaker 2: now all right, you see me, Jesse and Dora, I
Speaker 2: have a pile that you could possibly be and I
Speaker 2: will talk. I broke my lad ah ah ah all right,
Speaker 2: big please please oh my god, move, I don't know
Speaker 2: where I am. Ah, somebody give me a bill, give
Speaker 2: me all keg of beer if the only way I
Speaker 2: can move.
Speaker 1: Ah, Someone get that guy a garage beer. As the
Speaker 1: King of the cast continues to unfold, we've heard words
Speaker 1: and hopefully Lapse Andre is in a condition to perform
Speaker 1: when it comes time to match withs if not fisticuffs
Speaker 1: with Lapsed Jesse Ventura. Of course, it was a direct
Speaker 1: path for Lapse Jesse, but it was a super tight
Speaker 1: last round. Jesse Ventura was able to edge out the
Speaker 1: Lapsed editor by perhaps the tightest margin we've seen yet
Speaker 1: in our tournament. Just fifty point nine percent to forty
Speaker 1: nine point one percent was the margin of victory for
Speaker 1: our next guest, Lapsed Jesse Ventura.
Speaker 2: You see, it's finally come to be that Jesse the
Speaker 2: Body Ventura has had a victory over the media in
Speaker 2: their own game. See. I came I came up from behind.
Speaker 2: I came up as the former governor of Minnesota, and
Speaker 2: I came in against a guy who doesn't believe in
Speaker 2: what we do here in the wrestling world, and I said,
Speaker 2: you know what, pass well, this is my time, this
Speaker 2: is my game. This is my world, and I took
Speaker 2: him down. Now I got Andre the Giant. Well, I'll
Speaker 2: tell you something. I don't mind being a good guy.
Speaker 2: I don't mind being a villain. You see in wrestling.
Speaker 2: When I was a wrestler, I used to have a
Speaker 2: mustache that made me look like a villain. You know,
Speaker 2: a good mustache can give you the look of the devil.
Speaker 2: And I don't mind being Jesse the Devil Ventura against
Speaker 2: Andre the Giant, all right, because you know what's gonna happen.
Speaker 2: Wrestling is a ballet with violence, and you know what,
Speaker 2: I don't mind being violent with a guy like Andre
Speaker 2: the Giant. You know what, because he's part of a
Speaker 2: two party system. He doesn't have anything. You know, he
Speaker 2: doesn't understand third party mentality. He's got a very small brain.
Speaker 2: I've got a very big brain. I'm Jesse the Mind Ventura.
Speaker 2: You know what. He wasn't ever mayor of Grenoble, France.
Speaker 2: I was mayor. I was governor of Minnesota, mayor of
Speaker 2: Brooklyn Park, Minnesota. You know, he doesn't have these kind
Speaker 2: of accolades to prove that he is the best in
Speaker 2: the world. But I do, I absolutely do, and I
Speaker 2: don't mind telling you this. I am an American patriot,
Speaker 2: and patriotism is voluntary. It is a feeling of loyalty
Speaker 2: and allegiance that is the result of knowledge and belief.
Speaker 2: A patriot shows their patriotism through their actions, by their choice.
Speaker 2: And I'm going to tell you something right now, Jesse
Speaker 2: the body Ventura coming from Mexico, showing patriotism by taking
Speaker 2: down a son of a bitch from France. Wow.
Speaker 1: Extremely powerful words there from Jesse to the body of Ventura.
Speaker 1: Laps Jesse, I think can smell victory, among other things,
Speaker 1: as he stares across the bracket here at our quarter
Speaker 1: from around against Lapsed Andre, the giant. Of course, Andre
Speaker 1: punched his ticket to this quarterfinal round, defeating a w
Speaker 1: a great verne Gania, the very men who broke in
Speaker 1: his next rout opponent, Jesse Ventura in so many ways,
Speaker 1: having been a product of the Twin Cities and his
Speaker 1: own right Lapsed Andrea defeating vern Gania by a range
Speaker 1: of fifty two point six percent to forty seven point
Speaker 1: four percent in our last round. The quarterfinals are here,
Speaker 1: and the rhetoric and the back and forth is reaching
Speaker 1: a fever pitch. We can only guess how much more
Speaker 1: intense it's going to get on the road to crowning
Speaker 1: the King of the Cast, and for your chance to
Speaker 1: vote on who advances, keep your eyes peeled to the
Speaker 1: Lapsed Fan's ex account at the Lapsed Fan where all
Speaker 1: the details will be forthcoming after we hear from all
Speaker 1: of our participants right here with the TLFX Games event Center.
Speaker 1: I'm Sean Mooney and we'll see you next time.