Speaker 1: Only the giants of professional wrestling perhaps left at this juncture.
In the TLFX Games King of the Cast tournament. Hi,
I'm Sean Mooney. This is the TLFX Games event center,
and of course our tournament to determine the greatest character
in the history of the Lapsed Fan podcast is brought
to you by Garage Beer, small Batch like beer. The
garage is always open, no bitterness, beer that tastes like beer.
Definitely not an IPA, and definitely in a position to
advance into our semi final round. Here in our quarter
final meeting are two real giants of the industry, one literally, Andre,
the giant Lapsed. Andre has moaned and groaned his way
all the way to a very very close position vis
a v the King of the Cast Crown, while his
opposition in this round Jesse the mind the body call Um,
which you will Ventura. But Calum a gentleman who's coming
off a massive upset. In some on some Waddsmaker's books
over the Lapsed Editor, many thought, of course that someone
from the grizzled journalism world would be able to bring
down the former Minnesota governor. But if you let him
on the stage as we've come to learn laps Jesse
will find a way to prevail. Will that continue to
be the case here in our King of the cast racketing?
We're about to find out as we hear from both
principles in this encounter. First up, we go to grenoble
and lapse Andre Choseylor.
Speaker 2: What I'm going to do to you is exactly what
I've done to Bobcavo and Vo. I have pulled him
that even though I am a giant of the road,
I have the agility of a man three times smaller
than my massive firm. I will take you onto the
grand stage, Jose the door, and I will show you
that the both of a lifetime. I will fight you.
I will argue with you. Each time you make a point,
I grod it with my hands and I will squeeze you.
I will squeeh your brain, Jesse and Dora. And then
what I will do is I will clide. I will
glide to the top rope. I cry that I am
now all right, you see me, Jesse and Dora, I
have a pile that you could possibly be and I
will talk. I broke my lad ah ah ah all right,
big please please oh my god, move, I don't know
where I am. Ah, somebody give me a bill, give
me all keg of beer if the only way I
can move.
Speaker 1: Ah, Someone get that guy a garage beer. As the
King of the cast continues to unfold, we've heard words
and hopefully Lapse Andre is in a condition to perform
when it comes time to match withs if not fisticuffs
with Lapsed Jesse Ventura. Of course, it was a direct
path for Lapse Jesse, but it was a super tight
last round. Jesse Ventura was able to edge out the
Lapsed editor by perhaps the tightest margin we've seen yet
in our tournament. Just fifty point nine percent to forty
nine point one percent was the margin of victory for
our next guest, Lapsed Jesse Ventura.
Speaker 2: You see, it's finally come to be that Jesse the
Body Ventura has had a victory over the media in
their own game. See. I came I came up from behind.
I came up as the former governor of Minnesota, and
I came in against a guy who doesn't believe in
what we do here in the wrestling world, and I said,
you know what, pass well, this is my time, this
is my game. This is my world, and I took
him down. Now I got Andre the Giant. Well, I'll
tell you something. I don't mind being a good guy.
I don't mind being a villain. You see in wrestling.
When I was a wrestler, I used to have a
mustache that made me look like a villain. You know,
a good mustache can give you the look of the devil.
And I don't mind being Jesse the Devil Ventura against
Andre the Giant, all right, because you know what's gonna happen.
Wrestling is a ballet with violence, and you know what,
I don't mind being violent with a guy like Andre
the Giant. You know what, because he's part of a
two party system. He doesn't have anything. You know, he
doesn't understand third party mentality. He's got a very small brain.
I've got a very big brain. I'm Jesse the Mind Ventura.
You know what. He wasn't ever mayor of Grenoble, France.
I was mayor. I was governor of Minnesota, mayor of
Brooklyn Park, Minnesota. You know, he doesn't have these kind
of accolades to prove that he is the best in
the world. But I do, I absolutely do, and I
don't mind telling you this. I am an American patriot,
and patriotism is voluntary. It is a feeling of loyalty
and allegiance that is the result of knowledge and belief.
A patriot shows their patriotism through their actions, by their choice.
And I'm going to tell you something right now, Jesse
the body Ventura coming from Mexico, showing patriotism by taking
down a son of a bitch from France. Wow.
Speaker 1: Extremely powerful words there from Jesse to the body of Ventura.
Laps Jesse, I think can smell victory, among other things,
as he stares across the bracket here at our quarter
from around against Lapsed Andre, the giant. Of course, Andre
punched his ticket to this quarterfinal round, defeating a w
a great verne Gania, the very men who broke in
his next rout opponent, Jesse Ventura in so many ways,
having been a product of the Twin Cities and his
own right Lapsed Andrea defeating vern Gania by a range
of fifty two point six percent to forty seven point
four percent in our last round. The quarterfinals are here,
and the rhetoric and the back and forth is reaching
a fever pitch. We can only guess how much more
intense it's going to get on the road to crowning
the King of the Cast, and for your chance to
vote on who advances, keep your eyes peeled to the
Lapsed Fan's ex account at the Lapsed Fan where all
the details will be forthcoming after we hear from all
of our participants right here with the TLFX Games event Center.
I'm Sean Mooney and we'll see you next time.