Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of Idiotology. Would let your taco one on
Speaker 1: one one w jr R.
Speaker 2: But your freaking idiots all right, This hour brought to
Speaker 2: you by JR R. Sunday Funday again going this weekend
Speaker 2: taco you know it.
Speaker 1: This weekend Chumley's gonna be covering things at a black
Speaker 1: hammock fish camp. They're gonna have good stuff going out
Speaker 1: their corn hole flip cup. All this happening with a
Speaker 1: surf side, iced tea and vodka. I believe he's out
Speaker 1: there starting at five this Sunday, Olvido Chumley's coming to
Speaker 1: see us. To go out there pack the house man
Speaker 1: concert tickets every fifteen minutes. These events have been super cool,
Speaker 1: so go see your boy Chum.
Speaker 2: And of course you can also see plenty of alligators
Speaker 2: there on the banks of Lake Jessup. Better believe it,
Speaker 2: see you know, Vito. On Sunday m hm okay. Ten
Speaker 2: people have forked over four hundred and fifty dollars each
Speaker 2: to get some of Ozzy Osbourne's DNA. This thanks to
Speaker 2: Liquid Death, who just sold ten empty cans of their
Speaker 2: iced tea product that Ozzie himself drank. This contact DNA
Speaker 2: is the thought process here, and you know they're coming
Speaker 2: in a nice container framed and autographed by Ozzie. Four
Speaker 2: hundred and fifty bucks sold out immediately, of course. Now
Speaker 2: here's the question. Did he just put his lips on
Speaker 2: each one and then kind of not drink it? I say,
Speaker 2: you drank him over the course of however, I guess
Speaker 2: that's one of his sponsors, and they kept ten cans
Speaker 2: that he had consumed. Clone me, you.
Speaker 1: Bastards, Liquid Death man, they killed You know what I'm
Speaker 1: saying with the marketing is it's just as phenomenal well done.
Speaker 1: I mean, we know, we know they're basically their head
Speaker 1: for Central Florida around here, Clark, and I tell you, I.
Speaker 2: Mean it just started with water. Yes, it's water in
Speaker 2: a can. Yeah, which it's in itself is kind of
Speaker 2: like huh, But now you see it more and more. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's again hats off to Liquid Death, not for
Speaker 1: this particular thing with Ozzy, but overall.
Speaker 2: I'm still looking for Sharon's name to pop up here.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure she probably used the driving force behind this.
Speaker 2: Oh you know, it would be my guess, but I know,
Speaker 2: I know it is tempting, and you kind of alluded
Speaker 2: to it to think is he going down Jean Simmons
Speaker 2: Boulevard here?
Speaker 1: I don't think so, because isn't he donating all that
Speaker 1: stuff that you talked about yesterday to the museum? So
Speaker 1: well that that Yeah, for the I'm saying, exhibit Jean
Speaker 1: would have been charging arm, a leg, a kidney and
Speaker 1: a spleen. Jean slain as long.
Speaker 2: As as long as we're on the subject to body parts,
Speaker 2: we got a psychotic postal worker in Scotland who has
Speaker 2: admitted to murdering and decapitating his twenty one year old
Speaker 2: girlfriend and then texting her mother pretending to be her
Speaker 2: while searching for Internet pornography. Wow that he is or
Speaker 2: not that? Yeah? This is a twenty seven year old
Speaker 2: Ewan Metvin. He uh apparently was spending a day at
Speaker 2: home with his twenty one year old girlfriend, Phoenix Horn.
Speaker 2: They had ordered some takeouts on a Saturday night and
Speaker 2: then things quickly spiraled downhill.
Speaker 1: Then he took her out. Yeah, this is the second
Speaker 1: head cut off we've had this week, or was that
Speaker 1: last week with the escort.
Speaker 2: They all just blend together at this point, what is
Speaker 2: it with the having to cut off the head? No,
Speaker 2: he's not, he's killing them. Not enough in your crazed mind.
Speaker 1: Just hearing you repeat that phrase is like, God, that's brutal,
Speaker 1: you know, you know what I'm saying, because then it takes.
Speaker 2: You to the act of it. What the hell is
Speaker 2: wrong with you? And then he's texting her mom pretending
Speaker 2: to be her mom, has no idea anything's wrong at
Speaker 2: this point, and he's got a fistfall as he's surfing
Speaker 2: for internet porn.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean he's gonna he's gonna have to go
Speaker 1: to a funny farm. You know, they're this is definitely
Speaker 1: a crazy one, you know what I'm saying, where they
Speaker 1: throwed up in court. I was kind of shocked when
Speaker 1: you said a Scottish postal worker. I just don't think of,
Speaker 1: you know, Ireland or Scotland or places like that, them
Speaker 1: marching down the streets dropping mail. I just figured they
Speaker 1: just go to the you know, safety depositive box place.
Speaker 2: There's a safety depositive.
Speaker 1: Even not a safety de positive box, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about, po po box?
Speaker 2: Yeah? What what? You sometimes just have this illusion that
Speaker 2: the rest of the world is like primitive or something.
Speaker 1: No, they're just very you know, like when you look
Speaker 1: at construction in in well, at least in Ireland, when
Speaker 1: you look at the cities there, it's very you know,
Speaker 1: old school. I love it. I think it's I think
Speaker 1: it's cool. But overall, I'd never thought of a Scottish
Speaker 1: postal carrier.
Speaker 2: You know, we have.
Speaker 1: We have Clef Claven here from Cheers. We have legendary stuff.
Speaker 2: Cut off anyone's head that I'm aware we have.
Speaker 1: We have uh what's his name from Seinfelden? Hello Jerry,
Speaker 1: see our postal carriers. Shout out to all the postal carriers.
Speaker 1: By the way, you all kick ass. Pat and I
Speaker 1: did that one day. It wasn't easy. I respect all
Speaker 1: you men and women for everything you do.
Speaker 2: Let's bring it back here to our greatly advanced United
Speaker 2: States of the Erica. Watch it. I thought this would
Speaker 2: be interesting to throw in after that story. Psychopath research
Speaker 2: in basically a new study looking into dark personality traits
Speaker 2: that guy has one yes exactly, found that humans can
Speaker 2: display different levels of these traits depending on their location
Speaker 2: Here in the United States. They've studied this for over
Speaker 2: twenty years and included almost two million people in the
Speaker 2: study across one hundred and eighty three different countries. Here
Speaker 2: in the US, four states contain a much higher percentage
Speaker 2: of people with quote dark personality traits than any other
Speaker 2: states in the country. It's down to four. They have
Speaker 2: an inexplicably higher number of what you would call a
Speaker 2: psychopath residents than the rest of the states here in
Speaker 2: the US.
Speaker 1: And immediately people would think Florida because all the crazy
Speaker 1: stories come. But I think it's happier here. So I'm
Speaker 1: going to go with maybe a little old Ohio. No Ohio,
Speaker 1: one of those depressious, depressing places like Seattle. That's a
Speaker 1: that's a city. Okay, I know, but I'm saying Washington. Nope,
Speaker 1: not Washington. Washington is home to serial killers. See a
Speaker 1: lot of serial killers. We had Ailey Morno's right, we
Speaker 1: did Volusia's own, uh, Nevada, New York, South Dakota, Texas, Nevada,
Speaker 1: New York. I could see New York, I mean, just
Speaker 1: ye surviving there. South Dakota kind of not a lot
Speaker 1: of population there. You could lurk and you know, creep out.
Speaker 1: And then there's Texas, which vast state there with a
Speaker 1: lot of places though you could get away there and
Speaker 1: you know, to operate undetected. Yeah, then they have it
Speaker 1: broken out by countries too.
Speaker 2: Do you see a trend here? The countries that have
Speaker 2: the highest amount of psychopaths China, Taiwan, Indonesia, Malaysia, Korea
Speaker 2: and Japan.
Speaker 1: Wow, all the uzz.
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