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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology. Would let your taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots all right, This hour brought to

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<v Speaker 2>you by JR R. Sunday Funday again going this weekend

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<v Speaker 2>taco you know it.

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<v Speaker 1>This weekend Chumley's gonna be covering things at a black

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<v Speaker 1>hammock fish camp. They're gonna have good stuff going out

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<v Speaker 1>their corn hole flip cup. All this happening with a

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<v Speaker 1>surf side, iced tea and vodka. I believe he's out

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<v Speaker 1>there starting at five this Sunday, Olvido Chumley's coming to

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<v Speaker 1>see us. To go out there pack the house man

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<v Speaker 1>concert tickets every fifteen minutes. These events have been super cool,

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<v Speaker 1>so go see your boy Chum.

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<v Speaker 2>And of course you can also see plenty of alligators

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<v Speaker 2>there on the banks of Lake Jessup. Better believe it,

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<v Speaker 2>see you know, Vito. On Sunday m hm okay. Ten

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<v Speaker 2>people have forked over four hundred and fifty dollars each

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<v Speaker 2>to get some of Ozzy Osbourne's DNA. This thanks to

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<v Speaker 2>Liquid Death, who just sold ten empty cans of their

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<v Speaker 2>iced tea product that Ozzie himself drank. This contact DNA

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<v Speaker 2>is the thought process here, and you know they're coming

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<v Speaker 2>in a nice container framed and autographed by Ozzie. Four

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<v Speaker 2>hundred and fifty bucks sold out immediately, of course. Now

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<v Speaker 2>here's the question. Did he just put his lips on

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<v Speaker 2>each one and then kind of not drink it? I say,

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<v Speaker 2>you drank him over the course of however, I guess

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<v Speaker 2>that's one of his sponsors, and they kept ten cans

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<v Speaker 2>that he had consumed. Clone me, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Bastards, Liquid Death man, they killed You know what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>saying with the marketing is it's just as phenomenal well done.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, we know, we know they're basically their head

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<v Speaker 1>for Central Florida around here, Clark, and I tell you, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Mean it just started with water. Yes, it's water in

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<v Speaker 2>a can. Yeah, which it's in itself is kind of

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<v Speaker 2>like huh, But now you see it more and more. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's again hats off to Liquid Death, not for

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<v Speaker 1>this particular thing with Ozzy, but overall.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm still looking for Sharon's name to pop up here.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty sure she probably used the driving force behind this.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you know, it would be my guess, but I know,

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<v Speaker 2>I know it is tempting, and you kind of alluded

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<v Speaker 2>to it to think is he going down Jean Simmons

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<v Speaker 2>Boulevard here?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think so, because isn't he donating all that

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<v Speaker 1>stuff that you talked about yesterday to the museum? So

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<v Speaker 1>well that that Yeah, for the I'm saying, exhibit Jean

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<v Speaker 1>would have been charging arm, a leg, a kidney and

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<v Speaker 1>a spleen. Jean slain as long.

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<v Speaker 2>As as long as we're on the subject to body parts,

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<v Speaker 2>we got a psychotic postal worker in Scotland who has

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<v Speaker 2>admitted to murdering and decapitating his twenty one year old

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<v Speaker 2>girlfriend and then texting her mother pretending to be her

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<v Speaker 2>while searching for Internet pornography. Wow that he is or

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<v Speaker 2>not that? Yeah? This is a twenty seven year old

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<v Speaker 2>Ewan Metvin. He uh apparently was spending a day at

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<v Speaker 2>home with his twenty one year old girlfriend, Phoenix Horn.

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<v Speaker 2>They had ordered some takeouts on a Saturday night and

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<v Speaker 2>then things quickly spiraled downhill.

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<v Speaker 1>Then he took her out. Yeah, this is the second

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<v Speaker 1>head cut off we've had this week, or was that

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<v Speaker 1>last week with the escort.

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<v Speaker 2>They all just blend together at this point, what is

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<v Speaker 2>it with the having to cut off the head? No,

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<v Speaker 2>he's not, he's killing them. Not enough in your crazed mind.

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<v Speaker 1>Just hearing you repeat that phrase is like, God, that's brutal,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you know what I'm saying, because then it takes.

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<v Speaker 2>You to the act of it. What the hell is

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<v Speaker 2>wrong with you? And then he's texting her mom pretending

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<v Speaker 2>to be her mom, has no idea anything's wrong at

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<v Speaker 2>this point, and he's got a fistfall as he's surfing

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<v Speaker 2>for internet porn.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean he's gonna he's gonna have to go

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<v Speaker 1>to a funny farm. You know, they're this is definitely

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<v Speaker 1>a crazy one, you know what I'm saying, where they

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<v Speaker 1>throwed up in court. I was kind of shocked when

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<v Speaker 1>you said a Scottish postal worker. I just don't think of,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, Ireland or Scotland or places like that, them

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<v Speaker 1>marching down the streets dropping mail. I just figured they

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<v Speaker 1>just go to the you know, safety depositive box place.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a safety depositive.

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<v Speaker 1>Even not a safety de positive box, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm talking about, po po box?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? What what? You sometimes just have this illusion that

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<v Speaker 2>the rest of the world is like primitive or something.

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<v Speaker 1>No, they're just very you know, like when you look

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<v Speaker 1>at construction in in well, at least in Ireland, when

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<v Speaker 1>you look at the cities there, it's very you know,

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<v Speaker 1>old school. I love it. I think it's I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's cool. But overall, I'd never thought of a Scottish

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<v Speaker 1>postal carrier.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, we have.

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<v Speaker 1>We have Clef Claven here from Cheers. We have legendary stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Cut off anyone's head that I'm aware we have.

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<v Speaker 1>We have uh what's his name from Seinfelden? Hello Jerry,

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<v Speaker 1>see our postal carriers. Shout out to all the postal carriers.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, you all kick ass. Pat and I

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<v Speaker 1>did that one day. It wasn't easy. I respect all

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<v Speaker 1>you men and women for everything you do.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's bring it back here to our greatly advanced United

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<v Speaker 2>States of the Erica. Watch it. I thought this would

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<v Speaker 2>be interesting to throw in after that story. Psychopath research

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<v Speaker 2>in basically a new study looking into dark personality traits

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<v Speaker 2>that guy has one yes exactly, found that humans can

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<v Speaker 2>display different levels of these traits depending on their location

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<v Speaker 2>Here in the United States. They've studied this for over

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<v Speaker 2>twenty years and included almost two million people in the

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<v Speaker 2>study across one hundred and eighty three different countries. Here

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<v Speaker 2>in the US, four states contain a much higher percentage

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<v Speaker 2>of people with quote dark personality traits than any other

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<v Speaker 2>states in the country. It's down to four. They have

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<v Speaker 2>an inexplicably higher number of what you would call a

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<v Speaker 2>psychopath residents than the rest of the states here in

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<v Speaker 2>the US.

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<v Speaker 1>And immediately people would think Florida because all the crazy

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<v Speaker 1>stories come. But I think it's happier here. So I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to go with maybe a little old Ohio. No Ohio,

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<v Speaker 1>one of those depressious, depressing places like Seattle. That's a

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<v Speaker 1>that's a city. Okay, I know, but I'm saying Washington. Nope,

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<v Speaker 1>not Washington. Washington is home to serial killers. See a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of serial killers. We had Ailey Morno's right, we

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<v Speaker 1>did Volusia's own, uh, Nevada, New York, South Dakota, Texas, Nevada,

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<v Speaker 1>New York. I could see New York, I mean, just

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<v Speaker 1>ye surviving there. South Dakota kind of not a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of population there. You could lurk and you know, creep out.

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<v Speaker 1>And then there's Texas, which vast state there with a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of places though you could get away there and

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<v Speaker 1>you know, to operate undetected. Yeah, then they have it

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<v Speaker 1>broken out by countries too.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you see a trend here? The countries that have

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<v Speaker 2>the highest amount of psychopaths China, Taiwan, Indonesia, Malaysia, Korea

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<v Speaker 2>and Japan.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, all the uzz.

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<v Speaker 2>Holy Cow picked up on that. Huh Bellisian Taco on

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