Speaker 1: Well, well, well, welcome back, besties. It's mother. I am
so excited for this episode, you guys. It is one
with one of my comedy besties and we had a
really wonderful chat and I hope you guys enjoyed it
as much as I enjoyed having it. Please enjoy this
episode with Tara Cannis Stracy.
Speaker 2: I did a video where my husband announced the one
thing he did in the house.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and you did.
Speaker 2: You translated more times than the Bible or the Alchemist.
I'm not kidding. That thing was translated into like forty
seven languages.
Speaker 1: It went so viral. It was so funny.
Speaker 2: Though.
Speaker 1: You're like, because he's like, babe, I'm taking out the
trash or whatever. And then like every time you announced something,
you're like.
Speaker 2: I'm like, did you just announce the one thing you
do in this house? One?
Speaker 1: Sure? Oh well okay, yeah no, it's like, did you
just announce the one thing? The one thing?
Speaker 2: One thing?
Speaker 1: But they need they need it, they need like the
positive reinforcement. They're like puppies, like we need a treat. Now,
I need something. I'm like, what do you want me
sending you a picture of my Let's.
Speaker 2: Do a parade drug. So the other day I'll throw
I'll throw myself on the floor and pretime I'm masturbating,
like because it's so hot what you just did? Yeah,
I'm like, old, let me throw my panties that you're
gonna hold out here you go.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, I know. I'm like, do you want
a picture of my tips? Because you're doing the to
do list that I usually do.
Speaker 2: And then we have to think about Like they don't
have to think about it because we tell them. The
men sometimes I'm so exhausted from just having to think
about everything that has to get done.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they don't. They've never had one of those thoughts. Nope,
never had one of those thoughts a day in their life. No,
how long have you been married for now?
Speaker 2: We were supposed to be married in twenty twenty, but
we have a limit together the whole time. We got
married in twenty twenty two, so it's three years, it's
going to be.
Speaker 1: Four years and needs how much older than you?
Speaker 2: Five? It feels more.
Speaker 1: Older, I mean it feels like more time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it feels like more time.
Speaker 1: And that's what jail sentences are.
Speaker 2: Exactly, like how many years do you have so I
get out, but five years older. But it's still there's
no like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, I know. I think about that, and
I'm like, would an older man be more mature? And
I was like, no, I dated older men and they
were less mature. Like he is wildly mature for his age.
It's just they all need to grow up.
Speaker 2: All gonna need it, I mean at any age.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was talking to my sponsor yesterday and she said,
I think all men in some capacity are disappointments, and
it was like that is the real shit I've ever heard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, And it's like a.
Speaker 1: Bit of let down and it's not intentional. They're doing
their best.
Speaker 2: Like I always say, I'm like I got a good one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so do I yeah, yeah, I'm.
Speaker 2: Like I got a good one, but it's I have
a great one. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But it's just like still, I think it's just as
women were used to doing so much more and taking
on so much more, and I think we're always undervalued.
Speaker 2: And I think it doesn't change, Like I triangle, why
am I so overwhelmed? And it's like it doesn't make
a difference if I'm you know, career oriented, if I
was educated, if I was. I still have like there's
part of me that maybe I don't know if it's
like a societal norm or like my traditional family background,
that like I added so much more to my plate
mm hmm, Like I felt like I had to do
so much more domestically, right that like our like this
wasn't the way it always was. Yeah that now it's
like I don't think women are like I don't think
it's I think we just like completely burn out.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, because it used to be before all we
did were the domestic chores was and we didn't have
to work to make the money too, And now we
do both and it's exhausting, and I'm like, I want
to go back to just doing domestic chores. I just
guess what, I'll pop a fucking kaylude and hire equating lady.
Speaker 2: I did a whole bit on it, but I'm like
JU and Klever, what was you know? Yeah, what you
have to do?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it was.
Speaker 2: It's terrible, But here we are, and.
Speaker 1: Here we are so you used to before you did.
You're so funny.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Should we tell the story about how we met?
Speaker 2: Oh are about how we didn't meet? Is that more
like how excited I was to meet from person.
Speaker 1: Okay, and then time out.
Speaker 2: Let me expend myself.
Speaker 1: I have the memory of a fucking fig Newton.
Speaker 2: I'm the one who did test to it now, yeah, yeah,
I'm the.
Speaker 1: One who DMD you. Excited to meet you at the show.
Speaker 2: And then I walked in the green room and I'm like,
there she is, and you were like and then that
was it. That was if you guys missed it, because
it was real. It was like that. And then you
walked into the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Because I forgot even though I d I d MD
you before the show, so I had found there.
Speaker 2: I was there in the physical form.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I had bound you online. I thought you were
so funny. You do all this stuff from you know,
East Coast Bronx sort of just like funny shit. And
I was like, oh this girls hilarious. Followed you followed
me back whatever. And then we were booked on a
show together, and I was like, oh my god, I
get to meet her. This is so exciting. And then
in the drive over to the show, I forgot that
you were on the show.
Speaker 2: Well, the White LOADUS finale, there was a lot going on.
There was a lot going on in I understand. I
was understood kid.
Speaker 1: To the White Loatus finale. No, I got there, and
I usually just get there, du sets and leave, but
I specifically told you I was excited to see you.
I go into the green room. I did have to
take a ship.
Speaker 2: And I walked, understood.
Speaker 1: Into the green room bathroom and took a ship, which
is in comedy, like one of the cardinal sins of comedy,
shitting in the green room. So I had to like
quickly exit before you. And then I left and then
I did.
Speaker 2: My set, and then you actually came by my table
because I sat and watched you.
Speaker 1: Right like a good friend would, like a good about
me friend would. And you were with Craig Robinson, who
I was talking to before the show, like actually having
full conversation with him before the show, and he's lost
a lot of weight, so he looks very different. So
when you two were together, I thought you were an
inter racial couple. And then when I was walking back
to the green room, you grab my arm and you're like,
good send.
Speaker 2: I was like thanks, like thanks fan.
Speaker 1: Like literally thanks. I literally was.
Speaker 2: Like thanks, peasant, literally thank you. Thanks following me at
Brittany and then you laughed and I was like, that
was a weird exchange for someone who said they were
excited to meet me. I was like, you know you
felt like that girl, like the boy was going to
ask you to dance at the prom, and then he
just didn't. Just did joe up to problem d he
left with somebody else. I was like, this is I
got dressed up for this. I do my hair.
Speaker 1: No, I'm so sorry that was I mean, it's a
funny I love.
Speaker 2: It is a funny.
Speaker 1: It's a very funny story. But then when I got
home and you, I think I then realized what I
had done and I was like, oh.
Speaker 2: You were like, oh shit, you like DM me and
You're like I owe you coffee.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was like, I am so sorry, such a monster,
like I got very I have such a bad memory.
I think I need to see a doctor.
Speaker 2: I don't know me too, but not like for some
things only I can. I mean, I don't know if
it's made me my age now if I'll walk into room,
have no idea why I am there. But I'm like
could lock in and remember so much when it comes
to comedy, but like not other real life things.
Speaker 1: See, I can't even remember comedy. Here's what happens. Take
this walk with me after I film a special and
I get the joke out of my body. I forget it.
Speaker 2: I know because I was going over something with you
and I was like, well, can you pull this when
you're like, well, I don't remember those jokes? Yeah, And
I was like, but they're your joke, and then that
has happened to me. Yeah, But like where I go,
Oh my god, I'm gonna do this, but I don't
know it because.
Speaker 1: I think I must. My brain must look like Swiss
cheese from how many drugs I did in my twenty
I just don't think there's there's like two brain cells.
Speaker 2: Or is it just they're going back to the first
topic of like we're just doing so much that it wasn't.
Speaker 1: I don't see. I wish it was that, but I
don't have that much going on. I don't remember. Like
my friends will get like legitimately mad at me. They'll
be like, I told you this a hundred times, and
I'm like, I either don't.
Speaker 2: Care, right, it's a certain extent, right, I.
Speaker 1: Either don't care or something is severely wrong with my brain,
because who does that? Who DMS somebody and is like,
I can't wait to meet you, goes to the show,
forgets blank slate like it's literally like the Men like
the Men in blackstick is like the little zapper that
just deletes your memory is every day of my life.
Speaker 2: But you do. You said you've had hard time, like
recognizing even famous people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I do have a hard time. I can
be talking to somebody and they'll be like, do you
know that was Whitney Houston. I'm like, no, shit, well
not anymore. But anyway, I killed it. Yeah, yeah, No,
I'm not facial blind, but something something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's something something's off, something wrong with all of us.
Speaker 1: Is something wrong with it? Which brings me to my
next topic. You used to be a therapist, I did.
Speaker 2: I used to be counselor.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're certified.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and then I did it in the schools guidance.
Speaker 1: What would kids come in and ask you?
Speaker 2: I worked in the I mean I worked in the bronx.
I went from elementary to middle I mean in middle school,
they'd come in my office, you know, fully developed, being like,
can you get pregnant if you swallow? I'd be like, yes,
actually exactly how that happens. If your mother would a spit,
you wouldn't be here. Now, get out of my office
and don't do that. Protect them at all costs. I had, Yeah, right,
I had a lot of hard situations. Yeah, you know
where with the demo of where I was and you know,
poverty and immigration, it was a lot of yeah, a
lot of kids with a lot of issues.
Speaker 1: And how does how do you I always wonder this
with therapists, no matter what they deal with, but especially children,
how does your heart break every single day?
Speaker 2: You know? I got unfortunately, unfortunately, no, no, no, unfortunately,
unfortunately I didn't get desensitized.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I did carry so much of it with me,
which was really hard to then moonlight doing comedy because
I started started comedy while I was still a counselor. Yeah,
it was very hard. It was very hard to separate
the two, you know, and not care. And I wasn't conventional.
I wasn't like sitting behind a desk or filing or
writing reports or things. I was very They kind of
took me as a wild card and I stayed for
as long as I did because I got to do
things the way I saw fit. But it was very
hard it's very hard to deal with, you know, kids
going through you know abuse. You know, I went to
a deli the weekend of my wedding. I was ordering breakfast,
of course, because I was thinking about what will my
husband and all of the guys eat, you know, at
the house. Guys can't friend for themselves. So I went
to Delhi to to breakfast and I got to the
counter and I was like, hi, I called her eli
door to breakfast, and some like young beautiful twenty one
year old girl was like he was kindistracy, and I
was like and then like she like ran away, and
the guy in behind you know, the counter was looking
at me like I just yelled her. I was like,
I have no idea what I just did, Like, I don't,
I don't know. I didn't recognize her. And then she
told me her name, and I did and it was
a girl that was severely abused. And I got right
of the situation, and I you know, had by the time,
you know, you I hate to say that I didn't
recognize it was ten years, twelve years, you know, And
right then I got to go behind the you know,
the counter and talk to her and hear her story
and hear how I impacted her, and it was like,
this is fucking heavy, Like I can't you know, It's like, man,
did I go through that? Like you know, yeah, but.
Speaker 1: That's so special. I think that's such a special impact
on the world, to like change a child's life for
the good is I think?
Speaker 2: Yeah, do that? I mean, it's it was very hard,
you know. You know, you want to do the best
you can. You're limited by certain things. I definitely did
things that were not you know, I wasn't supposed to
do right.
Speaker 1: But see I would have a hard time playing by
the rules too, especially if I knew a child was
getting abused right show up with an.
Speaker 2: Oh it was like I was insane, I had, you know,
I was. There was a lot of things I did
that were not conventional.
Speaker 1: But what was the least conventional thing?
Speaker 2: I mean, I would go to kids houses, the mother
would let me in whatever. I can't get them up
or do this, I'm like, let's go get up. Like
I go in kids' bedrooms, like you know, under the
covers and they're on the way. I like, let's go,
let's go. And don't got time for you to not
show up for yourself, like they're like, holy shit, you know,
Like I definitely called the cops on kids and like
had them pretend like they were gonna take the kids
because they weren't doing what they were supposed to do,
thinking they're going to jail and hanging off my hang
it over, hanging off my leg like again, and I'm like, please, office,
don't take them. You know I was. I was when
I think about the ship, what it did, when I
think about the that I did to scare them straight,
but I don't. I don't regret it. Listen. I left
towards the end because obviously I was doing how many
full time and I didn't know how I was doing it,
and the principal and the administration were like because I
kept getting offers to like advance and they wanted me
to run like district things. I'm like, I tell Dick
jokes at night, like I don't and there has to
be a limitation on what I can do. But it
just became too much and I was like, you know,
I can't. I have to. I have to let go.
But it was really hard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was really hard to you miss that work.
Speaker 2: I still miss it, Yeah, Like I have all stuff
there still I was there for so long. I won't
go back and get it because I don't even want
to walk in the building. I think I'm getting better
this year now that I've left. Yeah, it was like
I can go back and not want to go back.
Plus things, you know, as things happen for you, you go, Okay,
this is where I'm supposed to be. But really hard
to like lose that part of your identity.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: I always say, like I'll joke in the Bronx I'm
more famous as Miss kennist Tracy Entia canis Tracy, but
it's kids find you online. It's so, you know, miss Candistracy,
you're living your dream, you know, like because they get
older and they become young adults, and I'm like, you're
part of the dream, you know. Yeah, it's just a
different different different yeah, a different way to pay yeah yeah,
yeah right, And I think that's what helps. And I
know you get this from people who because you share
so much of yourself online. But people come over to
me at a comedy show and be like, you know,
I I've lost a child and I haven't been able
to go out with my husband, but I found you
online and I'm working through doing things and you're like,
holy shit, you know, we're just somebody at a bad
day and just needed a break, you know, And they
get to come to comedy show and laugh and literally
escape for ninety minutes. Right, it is a actor. I
do think what we do is a life of service. Yeah,
it is, it is, it really is. It's you know,
and once you have that mentality, it's a you get
even better on stage, right, Yeah, because you appress about
you you know, Well that's the thing.
Speaker 1: It's such an egotistical pursuit. But if you take the
ego out of it, the pursuit, it's more enjoyable. So
it is such a like me me me, give me
the attention, give me the laughs, whatever, it's foundation. I
need piece of me that's broken, and I need you
to love me because my mom didn't, you know. Whatever
it is, but that part. But then, yeah, I think
I think part of evolving as a comedian is realizing
it's not about you at all. It's about the people
you can help in the audience. And I always say this,
if I if I offend four or five people, but
I can heal thousands, Like I'll take those odds.
Speaker 2: You're going to make everybody happy. Everybody's going to be
if they're offends by the way I pronounce words like okay, okay,
all right.
Speaker 1: Is everyone okay right, okay, quick answer? No, starting with
me there, right, starting with me? I am not well
you are my sense though, yes, you have to become.
Speaker 2: Raising you this past here. You know it's hard as
the same a mom, but it's just been, you know,
one of the greatest choice of my life. Challenging, challenge,
but up.
Speaker 1: At all hours you are You're always you always know
where I am and what I'm doing.
Speaker 2: As I finally understand because I have childless before Brittany,
and it's like you're never You're only as happy as
your least unhappy child, and that's what least happy child.
That's what's that's what's happening with Brittany these days. The
other day, I don't know what you called. It was
like not something serious, but I thought it was And
I was like, I have to sit And I was like,
did I just have to take a seat because I
thought you were giving me bad news?
Speaker 1: Literally? Is that all I call it? I was just
like calling you about.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, you just seemed yeah. I was like, I
hate the scouch. And I was like, all right. I
thought like, yeah, it was Max and the family, Like
I'm gonna have to go to Pond Beach right now,
Like I'm gonna have to get on a plane. Couch
is so it's just not it's not the couch.
Speaker 1: And I was like, all right, it's furniture.
Speaker 2: I can take this. I can do furniture from from La.
I'd have to get on a plane if it was
something else. All right, We're good.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, No, but you are. You're just so wise.
You're so wise, and you always have the.
Speaker 2: Best nice way to say old the decade on this
little girl.
Speaker 1: You don't just I do fine whatever. Maybe you do, yeah,
but you don't look it. But you don't look it.
Forty what's your birthday?
Speaker 2: Last week?
Speaker 1: Did I miss your fucking posted?
Speaker 2: Or tell anybody? I didn't posted. I literally I flew home,
did a reading from a movie I wrote, and flew out.
Didn't Why would you not tell me it's your birthday?
I can't tell anybody. I wouldn't even repost people's posts.
Speaker 1: Online because you don't want people to know your agent.
Speaker 2: No, I don't care about the age. I just don't
want all the attention.
Speaker 1: I deeply understand that, and I think we need to
talk about this now. I hate more than anything when
people call me on my.
Speaker 2: Birthday too, like it's my It's like.
Speaker 1: Why am I now obligated to you to talk to you.
I haven't talked to you in weeks, maybe months, maybe
since my last birthday, and now I have to give
you a piece of my day.
Speaker 2: Because I was born, I would I would hear from you.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, then you have to tell me when you're right.
Speaker 2: Can tell you what the date is, March fifth, Okay,
but but I would happy.
Speaker 1: This is a song that all my friends get it
on the birthday. So here it comes you ready, We're ready.
Happy birthday, Hey, fee birthday, hae birthday, eapy birthday, heavy birthday, Hey,
happy birthday.
Speaker 2: That's exactly how I would expect it. That is the
exact method.
Speaker 1: But I do it with the memoji, and it's always
the unicorn.
Speaker 2: Okay, So just.
Speaker 1: Imagine those two things.
Speaker 2: Oh, I can see it.
Speaker 1: Imagine the chaos of that. It's my best friend Claudia's
fortieth birthday today. Called her this morning. She didn't answer me,
and I deeply understood that. I was like, I get it.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, something, I mean, I could hear from certain people,
but I just I didn't even want the follow words
to you know, feel like it's like I just want
to work, and that's.
Speaker 1: What I did.
Speaker 2: I flew in.
Speaker 1: I work, But do you actually want to work as
much as you're working?
Speaker 2: You know? I burnt out this past Monday, Yeah, because
Sunday was like a sixteen hour travel day because our
flights got canceled from Rochester and we had to take
a tour bus from Rochester to Secaucus and they couldn't
get a car to get me back to Westchester.
Speaker 1: Is this what Joe?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Joel was this on joke Oil. And then I
got to JFK, booked two different flights and on whatever
flight could get me back to LA at four in
the morning.
Speaker 1: And I was just like, yeah, that's a burnout. That's
a burnout bout, but that's not a burnout from work.
That's a travel fuck up here. Also, it was mercury retrograde.
Everything goes wrong.
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding. I felt that on another level. Now,
I think it's I have I suffer from PMDD, which
is like PMS on steroids before.
Speaker 1: It's not even PMS. It's like once a month you
become so suicidal.
Speaker 2: It's it's by pole.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's something else, like it needs real recognition because
PMDD is the scariest thing ever. I had that before
I got my IUD and probably my antidepressance. I took
a loose lexapro in my purse earlier because I remembered
I forgot it. Yeah, so you had PMDD and mercury.
Speaker 2: Retrograde and okay, m mercury retrograde.
Speaker 1: So this retrograde is especially tricky and sticky because let
me pull it up. I'll let me tell you why.
So it always is going to fuck up traveling communication.
So you'll notice, like when you're trying to book flights
and you're trying to like open stuff up, things won't open,
apps won't open.
Speaker 2: I'm having problems with all my flights and booking this month.
Speaker 1: Flights are gonna get weird. Like literally, when I flew
out here, I knew because it was mercury retrograde. I
was like, we're going to have delays and shit's gonna
go wrong when we get there. I just knew it.
And because I mentally prepared myself that way. I wasn't
mad when it happened because I got delayed out of
Palm Beach. And this is like a tricky because it's
almost like a reverse red eye. I left at eight.
It was supposed to be leaving at eight forty pm
out of Palm Beach, getting in here at midnight, which
is Palm Beach time three am. So it was delayed
an hour. And then when we got here it was
like lax was shut down because it was so late,
and they had to find somebody to come get us
a jet bridge, and when they got there, the jet
bridge didn't work. So we all were sitting on the
airplane and everyone's like huffing and puffing, and I'm run
and I just.
Speaker 2: Sat there and I was like, I knew this was
gonna add mercury.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Baby, I just wanted to stand up and be like,
it's marcury retrograde. Everybody take a seat. Okay, So this
is the most intense mercury retrograde of the year. If
it's fake, forced, fragile, it's all about to fall apart.
So things in your life that aren't supposed to be
there are going to leave in this retrograde. And it's
interesting because I don't know if you've had any experiences
with this, but I had a big experience obviously with
my designers, where people that I thought would be in
my life for the rest of my life it fell
apart in a really big way during this there's retrograde.
Eclipse season is also within this retrograde, so it's like
the adding mercury retrograde to an eclipse. Eclipses are already crazy.
Like people who don't believe in this stuff, that's fine,
but just scientifically, if you believe in the fact that
the Moon controls the ocean and the ocean is water
and worse, seventy percent water, then like it's not.
Speaker 2: Really a belief systety, right, it's science.
Speaker 1: Science, Okay, So you can't fake stability right now, it's
a karmic cleanup and it's a fire horse here, so
that energy doesn't tolerate confusion, so only strong foundations will
survive that energy. So what's being removed now was never
meant to be with you. Retrograde doesn't destroy. It exposes
weak boundaries, unspoken to expectations, unstable dynamics. It's clarity, not cruelty.
It's correction. So it's like your life in these few
weeks just course correcting, and people will fall by the wayside,
relationships will fall by the wayside, and things are gonna
be really uncomfortable because when people and things you like
the one shit falls apart, it doesn't feel good. But
it is not meant for you. It's not meant to
come into this fire horse you're with you. So what
you should expect is technology obviously chooses violence, travel plans,
testing your patients, miscommunication, so like if you're talking to
somebody a lot.
Speaker 2: It has been so much miscommunication currently with my message
SMID that made me like everybody's gonna go everybody's going
this week.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, yeah, but you can't do that, I know
till the twenty I know. Okay, so you cannot fire
anyone or sign any contracts or do anything major until
the twentieth because this energy is not it's not the
time to do it. Old connections will check back in
during this retrograde. I don't know if you've had any
of that. I actually don't think I have agreements falling
through brain buffering, meaning like you have a slow time
thinking mm hmm. Messages being misunderstood. That's kind of the
same thing delayed replies, secret slipping out. And again it's
just like, uh, it's the moon is in Pisces, so
you should after this have emotional clarity. Uh, dreams will
feel more real and prophetic during this time. Heightened sensitivity,
old emotions resurfacing, subtle truths rising, and your body reacting
before your mind understands. Pisces doesn't shout, it dissolves what
isn't real. If it feels off, it is off. So
this is like a major time of like uncertain energy. Yeah,
it's but it's almost done. Is twentieth, so we got
nine more days.
Speaker 2: I have nine d I have the time this comes out,
will have like this is the only conversation I'm gonna have, say,
and then I'm gonna go on stage and that's the
only other time I'm gonna talk today. Yeah, I told
everybody today nothing against anybody. I'm not talking to anybody today. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, you didn't even tell me when you're on
your way. I didn't even know if you're coming. Well,
I know she'll be here because she asked for the address,
but I just.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm like I can't talk to anybody. I don't
want to talk to anybody. I'm like, I'm just shut down,
and that's okay.
Speaker 1: I think it's good in life to know that every
once in a while you do you are the chrysalist,
not the butterfly, Like you have to take time to
protect yourself and nurture yourself and care for yourself and
shut down and turn off and not be available to
everyone at all times. Like I've gotten better with texting.
So I used to be somebody who would respond to
texting immediately every time. It was like almost it felt
like and it didn't matter how much I respected the
person or liked the person, they weren't even if they
weren't a priority to me, I would respond to them.
I only respond to fans like really, and not that
they're not priorities. I love them, but like I'll be like, oh, no,
they messaged me, I have to message back. I have
to message back, and I'm like no, no, no, I
have to like keep my energy to myself for myself sometimes.
Speaker 2: Which is great that you learned that ten years younger
than I did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I think it's really hard being a people pleaser.
I think you grew up in a chaotic family. Many
of us did. And here's the reality I think about life, right, Like,
even whether you grew up in a chaotic home or
a stable home, as humans, we create chaos if it
doesn't exist already, you know. So I think everyone has
their own version of chaos. Like everyone can be like, well,
I didn't grow up that way, but I am also
that way, like I blah blah blah. But but when
you do grow up in chaos specifically, you're a people
pleaser in that you learn early that you have to
caretake other people's emotions. And one way to do that
is making sure everyone gets what they want, neglecting what
you want.
Speaker 2: And and so.
Speaker 1: That I see even in our friendship with you, where
like I'll be like and then I'm like, what's going
on with you?
Speaker 2: Like what's it?
Speaker 1: You're just like I'm good, everything's good, and I'm just like, okay,
how about the truth this time?
Speaker 2: Like aout I've hit you with some yeah, I know
you have.
Speaker 1: But there are also times when you're like, no, everything's good,
and I'm like, I know it's not, but I'm not
going to push further.
Speaker 2: Because like it's just because it's it's either the same
or like I don't even know. Yeah, I think this
year from like right from this start went like completely
in a different direction for me, and I was like,
hold on, like I don't know what's happened, But it
went in the.
Speaker 1: Direction that I knew it would go for you. I
knew it was going to because it was like at
the end of last year, You're like, I have zero
dates on my calendar. I have nothing going on. I
am I even a comedian, which is by the way,
I wake up every morning and I'm like, am I
a comedian?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Like I don't, am I even doing this?
Speaker 2: No? And I'll tell you, do I know how to
do comedy?
Speaker 1: Yeah? No?
Speaker 2: And I just respond no, absolutely not absolutely not no,
but go get him not com dead.
Speaker 1: No. But I knew because you were, you know, going
back and forth with JOKOI last year, and I just
knew it was a matter of like it wasn't if
it was when right, and he hit you up and
you did what you're really great at doing, which is
making yourself available for things that are important to you.
And you were there. You showed up, You did your job,
You did it the best of your t to the
best of your ability, and you crushed it, and he
loves you, and now you're on tour with him, and
that's so special.
Speaker 2: It is special.
Speaker 1: That's so fun special because Joe seems like and I
don't know him, but he does seem like one of
the five guys in comedy. It's like genuinely nice and
has a massive following. And he doesn't seem to have
a crazy ego or an agenda or any of the
things that all of these mentally ill comics have. He
just is such a special person.
Speaker 2: And I just what, like I said, I wanted, that's
what you wanted.
Speaker 1: That's what you deserve, because that's also what you give
to your friends, Like you are just so kind and
generous with your time and with your spirit building and
morale building. And like, I'm just so happy that somebody
you know at such a high level as kind of
doing the same thing to.
Speaker 2: You, which is what we will need.
Speaker 1: We all need mentorship. Right.
Speaker 2: It's like I always say, like I'm a student of
this game still, I don't care I'm older, or if
I'm doing it for fifteen years or whatever it is.
It's like I want, I always want, I want to
get better for myself, like I wanna you know, I
just constantly evolving. Yeah, and so it was just a
great opportunity. Of course, the audience is so huge and
he's you know, everything you said, and then to still
be like, Okay, I still have this tour that I
committed to for myself, which I wasn't didn't think I
was getting dates, and all of a sudden it was like, oh,
I have the first half of the year. I have
that was date these dates that makes one of us, right,
But but new markets and like just you know, it's
still all like and I try and tell myself like
a slow build will make for a strong foundation. But
it's just really hard because I feel and you know this,
I feel like we have to do everything, not everything
like professionally.
Speaker 1: It's like I, yeah, it's hard because it's like we
used to as comedians and I don't know because I
didn't exist in this time, but just do comedy and
you could have the same set for a decade, for
fifteen years, for twenty years. Some comedians just did the
same jokes their whole life, and you didn't have to
have new, new, new, new new. But the social media
of it all me, you have to churn out, churn out,
churn out, and I just you know, it's it's just
a lot.
Speaker 2: It's a lot like social media. Number one is it's
completely owned animal. Yeah, and then just the new material
and the you know, back end of things like just
it's just a different game. It's you know, from branding
and you know, photos and just everything that goes into
scheduling and touring. It's like, you know, unless you're at
a level whereas the other people can literally do it
for you, and even at that point, if you care enough,
it's still mental anguish, right. I'd love to get to
a point where I could just create, and wouldn't we all?
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I think people that are in the position
where they can just create still feel that way. I
think it's kind of a rat race till the end.
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Speaker 1: Skincare. Let's get into it because that's what the girly
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Speaker 2: I'm obsessed with skincare. Obsessed. Hell us.
Speaker 1: Your routine, double cleans, double cleans in the morning morning.
Speaker 2: Morning water just water, no that if I do a
little up, I do feel like I need a little
something I'll do in oil cleans okay, because.
Speaker 1: I feel like I have grime from my night terrors
on me. I'm just violently. I woke up with anxiety
at five am. I was having a nightmare about a
fight I was having with my boyfriend. Didn't ever happen,
but right, oh yeah yeah, and then I woke up
mad at him and so anxious, covered in sweating. It's
like sweating, like fucking shock at the foul line. Literally,
I was just like like, I fucking can't okay. So no, usually,
no cleanser in the morning.
Speaker 2: That's done, the whole full routine at night, okay. And
then I've got this new product that I really it's
like my favorite thing. It's supposed to be a mask,
but I put it on anyway. It's called like Vans
La Vants. It's like this lotion out of France.
Speaker 1: Okay. The French know what the fuck they're doing with
skin cream. That's why they chane smoked cigarettes and they
all look like yeah twenty.
Speaker 2: Right, like until there's seventy yeah, and drink coffee. But
I've been using that. I do like I So. My
favorite skincare product was Vitamin C Serrum until I took
too much leposomal vitamin C once while I was sick,
and I became allergic to topical vitamin C. Oh. My
biggest advice to people is, if you could use vitamin
C serrum, use it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's but you're only supposed to use viaancy serum
in the morning because it's like brightens. And if you
use it at night, I can't remember why you're not Swiss.
That night I was listening to a doctor tell me why,
and I think.
Speaker 2: I used to use a blacked out because I have
a bad memory.
Speaker 1: But I got But I did get the important part,
which is only.
Speaker 2: Use it in the morning and then always SPF always.
Speaker 1: But that's the last step.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we gotta give a hyaluron or a hyloonic serum.
But this this, with this new mask, I skip a
lot of things.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, if I'm doing it quick, I'll do a wash,
no cleans no cleanser, just get my face really nice
in the morning, to get a really hot rag and
just press it on there. I think cold would wake
me up more, but warm is just like more soothing
to my soul. And then if I'm like really in
a hurry, I will just do SPF like just yeah,
because I'm like, that's the most important thing. But the
SPF with moisturized with SPS, yes, yes, yes, yeah.
Speaker 2: I need an oil. Okay, I need something on my skin.
I'll do a face oil if I don't do the
cream from France I need. I'm at an age where
I need oil. I need I need to be fully moisturized.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get it. And are you doing the hand routines?
So everyone needs to be doing this? Didn't know this.
Hands are like the neck in that they age first.
Speaker 2: This is I've tried everything I could hear. It's a
lost cause I'm going to need a new Yeah, I'm
gonna be like I need.
Speaker 1: A cadaver chest. Well that was dark, but I was
going to say something even darker. I'm not going to No,
I feel like I need a whole new one. Like
when I get my ponytail facelift, I'm also going to
be like lift my.
Speaker 2: Chest and get my friends going for a ponytail in Toronto? Yeah?
Is that the move? Because I was a full facelift?
Is that why you just do this?
Speaker 1: Just?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 1: Because I'm getting to the age where when I'm putting
on makeup. My skin's moving with the brush, you know,
and it's like, especially the eyes.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what is this? I want to lower bluff.
Speaker 1: I was interested in a bluff until I saw Bradley
Cooper's bluff. Did you see Bradley Cooper's Oh no, he
got the worst plastic surgery. And the biggest part of
the plastic surgery snaffhoo is the bluff.
Speaker 2: So the ponytail. He was a doctor in La. He
was so famous for it.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, and he's denying that he got it. I'm like,
don't it. I mean, come on, pust on my back,
but don't tell me it's raining.
Speaker 2: Yeah, terrible, But that.
Speaker 1: The problem is the bleff because they hollowed out so
like men that sort of skin sagging and their eyes,
the skin sagging and their eyes like it looks good
on them because it's like, you know, it gives the
age that he just hollowed it out and now he looks.
Speaker 2: Spooky, spooky. I want this the lower though.
Speaker 1: Okay, fine, I'll allow it, but I don't think you
need it.
Speaker 2: No, I need to hear we discussed. I have like
the whole mark.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, fine, yeah, hollow it but but I
would do if your facelift is on the docket, I
would do that first.
Speaker 2: The pail not you don't need it yet?
Speaker 1: No, no, I know.
Speaker 2: I want to not need it for a while. That's
why the skincare I think is so important.
Speaker 1: But what do you know about this?
Speaker 2: No, no, it doesn't even look that different. I don't
know if I even like it.
Speaker 1: Okay, well did you see hant Anne Hathaway's before and afters?
Speaker 2: Yeah, she looks great, she looks perfect, and so she
looks as good as Anne Hathaway could have looked. I
don't think she was.
Speaker 1: I don't know that's so savage. I think she looks hot.
I think she looks hotter than she did before the face.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think she looks better because I don't think
I never thought she was.
Speaker 1: Like sure, I understand what you're saying. Yeah, but but
she looks Storlenn Storn.
Speaker 2: Oh, the guy in New York is the one that
everybody's gone with, Chris Jenner Stevens.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I blew the fucking lid off him.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what the pictures on his site heard.
He's like starting at one hundred or probably me that's
an actual in that.
Speaker 1: I believe in that one hundred percent. Here's the thing.
You don't ever chince out. Can you say that word
now or is that you know, never go cheap on
plastic surgery. Never?
Speaker 2: Never. I'm like, yeah, my wait, what is that like?
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know if chintz is something
you can't say, right, they take all the words away
from us. But you don't ever go cheap on plastic surgery.
I remember I had a friend who was going to
get a nose job and the surgeon was too expensive,
and she's like, I'm just gonna go to a cheaper one.
And I'm like, oh, you could just.
Speaker 2: Suck her face center of your face for the middle
of your face.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fucked her whole face up.
Speaker 2: Ah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So you don't ever. I'm like, if there's ever
a time to spend fifty racks, yeah, yeah, it's if
you're going to fix it center.
Speaker 2: There's a way to do it, Like there's payment plant
there is, it's an investment.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Also, here's the other thing I'm gonna say. This
is controversial and not at all. It's the antithesis to
everything we were just saying. I remember when I was young,
and I would look at my grandma, and my grandma
was just this beautiful woman, like she got her she
did her hair every day and like her makeup, and
she always looked so pretty and so stunning. And I
remember at every age she got prettier and prettier. And
she never did any botox, she never did any surgeries.
She just aged gracefully and she work beautiful. Did she work?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: She didn't work? Fuck? Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 2: When I need a facelift, oil of volet baby, and
that's what they used. My grandmother used like all these
old school products you can get in CBS, and skin
was beautiful. My mother's mother had very few wrinkles, aged beautifully,
always dyed her hair, she tried her hair very red
and it was just stunning. But yeah, she didn't work, grandma.
Speaker 1: Yeah, never mind. Fuck her life was hard though.
Speaker 2: I mean she what ethnicity, So she's British she was born,
which is rare, no offense. I think white women age
worse than ethnic women.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, obviously she was British and she here's the thing,
I think she aged beautifully. Who knows, because I just
loved her.
Speaker 2: You love her.
Speaker 1: I loved her so much.
Speaker 2: She was a real maternal figure.
Speaker 1: Or no, she nobody really had the space to be
because my mom, you know, she took up all the
year in the room so nobody could like swoop in,
but people tried to it. It was my mom's mom,
and she was stunning and I loved her to piece it.
Speaker 2: What was I saying in London British?
Speaker 1: Oh, she's yeah, So she was in London during the
Second War, and or not London, I forget where she's from.
She was in England during the Second War and then
came over here on a boat during World War two.
So she came in through Ellis Island, And I think
about that sometimes when I'm in New York. I'm just like,
that's so crazy that my grandma, like this young, scared child,
came on a boat to like start a new life
here and was had to go through so much. I
mean even just a boat over here. I can't even
be on a cruise.
Speaker 2: Like literally, I'm like, I can't campaign me enough.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, I mean the the poverty levels of cruise.
Speaker 2: Ships's right that my career was going on.
Speaker 1: But year yeah no, But I'm just like, you know,
she went through so much so that I could be
so spoiled.
Speaker 2: Oh I think about that all the time. Yeah, or
even when I was your parents came or not your
parents grandparents came from. I just went back to Sisse.
First of all. You go back and it's like they
came from like a town twenty minutes from Taramina with
overlooking the Ionian see the most beautiful village ever And
you're like you saw this, and we're like the Bronx's
that's that's sake. But like imagine the level of poverty
that they had to go through to wanna leave for.
But I think about that all the time, like it's
why to Italy? Thank God?
Speaker 1: I go to Italy and I'm like, I can go
back now.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you know love Italy.
Speaker 1: Remember I went to Milan.
Speaker 2: Oh, I mean that was an exceptional that was an
exception to the role I should say.
Speaker 1: No, I mean Italy's great. I think it's just you know,
it's old and historic and beautiful and not for me.
Speaker 2: Right south of France though we Yeah. In fact, I
stayed there doing white lotus this year. Because you're such
a fan of the hotel I stayed in at the
hotel I stayed in in Sancho Pin. I'm so upset
because when not that people didn't know about it. But
when I left there, I told my I go tell
nobody about this hotel. Yeah, because it's I just need.
I don't want to see anybody I ever know here ever, Yeah,
and like this is going to be my place because
I'm not that many people that I know would actually
go there.
Speaker 1: I'm like, how many of your friends can go to.
Speaker 2: And to this hotel? Forget it? Yeah, and now it's
going to be the everywhere.
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, yeah, you should protest.
Speaker 2: It's too late. They really should be released it. So
I have to show all my videos online. Now I
can share them at least. I was like, we're nowhere.
We didn't go anywhere. It was so magnificent this place.
Speaker 1: Oh I've heard Santa Pez great, like an old castle.
And that's where Max was when I was Yeah, in Wisconsin.
My dad was getting open heart surgery and MAXs and
Sancho Pez getting high.
Speaker 2: Yeah with his father though, So it's not a no, it's.
Speaker 1: The most his dad's the most fun.
Speaker 2: Still jealous, Yeah, we're both of our dads.
Speaker 1: Both of our dads are high. Just differently, right, just different.
Speaker 2: My dad's doing IVY and yeah, same but different. I
actually have to go to that psychic that told you
all those things.
Speaker 1: Oh you should. I actually just saw him in Miami.
I have to tell you what he said to me.
Speaker 2: Oh yes after this, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's one eleven
angel numbers.
Speaker 1: Do you want to talk about? Do you talk about
the your household growing up?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Are you open about that?
Speaker 2: I'm very open.
Speaker 1: Can you explain a little bit what that was like
and how being raised in that sort of chaos maybe
might have led you towards both therapy and comedy.
Speaker 2: Yeah? Sure, Well I raised by a single mom. Oh
as you get older, you look at your parents in
a different light, and I go, she did the best
she could with what she had. Ye. My dad was
an alcoholic.
Speaker 1: It's yes, just so drinking.
Speaker 2: I just no sober nine twenty years this July. I
just took him to Sicily his eightieth birthday and it
was really very emotional trip. But he was an alcoholic
my entire life. And I was glorified him like sun
you know set.
Speaker 1: And yeah yeah, and then was it because he wasn't around?
Speaker 2: I mean probably my mother said have fits you know,
every time he'd leave temper tantrums, I'd break things in
the house. It too, So there were always signs. My
husband calls me vambam because I'm like, I'm like, well,
it started it too, Yeah, but my my dad was present.
Oh you know, but you know, you know, when you
can't rely on people or what the situation is. And
my mom married a guy who was not good really
for me or for her. It was a tumultuous relationship.
They were on and off constantly. She'd leave him, then
we would leave, and then we'd go back into the house.
And he just was you know, old school Sicilian just
you know, he had kids who were you know, I
guess you know, they're coming from divorce. Their mother was
you know, wanted to be with my stepfather. So it
was just a constant like negative vibe. And I, you know,
I just I was lost. I think by fifteen, I
was like completely lost.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no direction. Did you move out before you were
eighteen or did you stay posed?
Speaker 2: No, I stayed. I wasn't. I got into the best
high school in like the country and then went to it,
but just didn't have the just there was no really stability.
It was Bronx High School of Science. It was that
in Stuyvesant, and the best high school in the country
is in the Bronx. The second best, but the the
best at the time was Brooklyn, which is Divesant.
Speaker 1: Yeah, huh and uh, but I never guess so do
people like it's like like Kurt, kids in from other
parts of the hundred, Well.
Speaker 2: Well they'll you can't. You could do it through New
York State, Okay. So like if I would have gotten
to Brooklyn, I would have been able to go. And
kids who got in from Queens were able to go
to the Bronx. It was usually schools or zones when
they're public, but this wasn't. This You had to like
take a test to get into, okay, and I just couldn't.
I couldn't. I had no real direction in my life
till I got myself out of I guess my hormones
and you know, we had my own free thinking minds
by the time I hit college and was like, all right,
I have more direction. Now I can take control of
the situation.
Speaker 1: Where'd you go to college?
Speaker 2: Just a local pace university? I wanted to go to
UCLA wait pace.
Speaker 1: I feel like Max went.
Speaker 2: There maybe there's one in the city.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think he went to Rolland in Florida and
needed too much coke and then he had to come Well,
you had to go somewhere else.
Speaker 2: I think it was based probably downtown, yeah, uh huh.
And then I just was like, you know, wanting to
do something creative but needed to like get out. Yeah,
so I could like get my own place and get
a real job. And then yeah, so that's how I
did the counseling. Yeah, and and listen, it's yeah, it's
it was a different time too, Like I think back
to like the things that were said and done and
how we were raised compared to now it is.
Speaker 1: It's a different time. It's so funny because, like, you know,
I always remember when I was growing up, my mom
or dad would be like, you're so lucky you weren't
raised when I was raised. You'd have a fucking I'd
be beating you with a spoon or whatever. And I
was just like, oh, please, it hasn't changed that much,
you know. And then it's like, no, now that I'm
you know, the age where I should have a kid,
but I don't, I'm like, yeah, it has changed. Do
you want eh?
Speaker 2: Do you do you think that's because of what we
do or because.
Speaker 1: Of like, no, I will quit comedy tomorrow. I don't
have any there's no fire in my belly to keep
going with that. I think it's just how I was raised,
and I didn't experience any joy in childhood. And I
also think being alive is my life sentence. And I
didn't didn't ask to be here, and I guess on
some soul level I did and I needed to come
here to learn my lessons and to evolve in the
ways that I'm evolving or whatever are. But yes, but
also exhausting boohoo. Don't want to make someone else do that.
So clip this in two years when I have a kid.
Speaker 2: But it's give me my kids graduation, the christening exactly.
But yeah, there's a part of me that just has
no desire. Yeah, and then there's a part of me
that goes, well, you know, I could do it different.
And then I go to I wanna I want to
put in any more? Do I want to work any
more towards anything else?
Speaker 1: So there's this theory that so we are raised how
we're raised, and we don't like what our parents do,
and we think our parents have shortcomings as parents, so
that we then when we have children, reverse and do
the exact opposite, and then our kids will not like
what we did, and so they will reverse and do
the exact opposite, which then is doing parenting the same
way the grandparents. And it just is like that on
a loop through civilization. Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I think there's so many different I
don't know. I think environmental impact is just different. Of course,
you're always going to say I want to do things
differently than my parents, But I don't know if you
go the complete opposite. I think some reasons why I
don't want to have kids because I don't think I
can know the complete opposite. Yeah, doesn't make a difference.
If I was a psychologist, I mean I literally was
maternal to other people's children my whole life. Yeah, I
made a career out of it, right, But it's I
still have the like, very little room for era right mentality,
And I just don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1: You can't have that with kids, right. I think you
just have to have so much grace. And I also
think to a certain extent that if you are not
dying to be a mother. You should not be a
mother because it is so all encompassing and it is
exhausting and it is going to challenge you in the
most profound ways. And if you don't want that, and
you know yourself well enough, and you don't have the
patience for this.
Speaker 2: So I haven't done it. I have eggs on ice,
so do I yeah.
Speaker 1: And we'll be eating them like funny, Like I just
literally so, I just I just think it's such a
you know, I think people are a little too reckless
with it and they don't give it much thought and
they just go for it. And I'm like, I think
I feel like there should be a test that we
have to pass as people in order to procreate, because
it shouldn't just be anyone who can have a kid
can have a kid like you should be able to
You should have to pass some sort of test.
Speaker 2: It wouldn't pass.
Speaker 1: So I bet you would, though, I bet you really would.
I mean, you're you worked in.
Speaker 2: I'm aternal with my friends, I'm a ternal with my husband.
I'm eternal now with my parents because I have to be.
You know that, you know so, but I just don't
know if I want to enough. And it's like I
think this is my area. I always said forty six,
forty six, forty six was going to be the year
my final decision, because I have those eggs, you know,
and I'm not opposed to surrogacy or any other way
that science can help the situation. But I just don't know. Yeah,
I don't know. My husband's going fifty one.
Speaker 1: One year to figure it out. I think Kristin Wiggs
started her parenting journey in her late forties.
Speaker 2: Now that I talk about on stage, so many people
come over to me after yeah, and they're like, I
did it at forty six. I did it. My girlfriend
just did it at fifty on her own, and oh
my god, well you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a different time. Well, wait, we have to
do Word of the Week. I almost forgot again. In
Word of the Week, we're trying to make everyone smart.
Speaker 2: Oh I love this, Oh how much I know I'm
be able to get it?
Speaker 1: Okay, hang on, Mike picked the words this week because
I forgot my book. Mike, I feel like you didn't
pick English words. Did you pick a different language? No,
they were just creative words that not everyone knew. Okay, Fika,
f I k A do you know what that means.
Speaker 2: Speak them out, manner, speak about it.
Speaker 1: It's a noun.
Speaker 2: Am I supposed to guess?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Can we put it in a sentence?
Speaker 1: Okay? Hang on, you picked a lot of Swedish words.
Did you look at a Swedish dictionary.
Speaker 2: Mike, No, but I didn't spend too long googling either.
Speak of your words. I picked some that I like.
Speaker 1: Go feak of yourself okay, Fika is a.
Speaker 2: Nanda sorry, speak of card.
Speaker 1: Okay. We feak yourself literally a moment to slow down
and appreciate the little things in life.
Speaker 2: Well, look at you.
Speaker 1: I gave you sweet words.
Speaker 2: If you just get over the sound of it. I mean,
at the end of this, that's like the perfect message. Fica, fica, babe,
take a fica. I'm gonna go feka myself. That's actually
I'm gonna go, and that's a good thing. Take a moment.
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go fica.
Speaker 1: It's like I grabbed a bunch of words from like
shitty lower back tattoos.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's one. That one's an Asian that's an
Asian symbol somewhere.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just hard to pronounce. F I k a fica.
It's a noun. Most words we didn't know. Right, well,
Mike stop yelling at me. Mike get spicy after he
hits just a little bait pen. Too many times you
came at me, You texted me, You asked me to
do a bunch of things that weren't my responsibility. You forgot.
You just asked you to pull three words. I didn't
think we were going to fist fight about it. I
bought you a cheese I gave you all those words
to choose from cheese steak.
Speaker 2: You love cheese steak.
Speaker 1: I love a cheese steak. I bought him a cheesesteak,
and he's still mad at me. Can't make him happy.
You can't make these men happy.
Speaker 2: I swear to God, at any level.
Speaker 1: At any age, it can't be publicly attacked.
Speaker 2: We could have had this conversation off air. You need
to fek up. You need to go, You need to
go take a fica.
Speaker 1: You need to feak up. Nobody's attacking you. We love you.
I appreciate you so much. Tell everyone where they can
follow you.
Speaker 2: You can follow me at Tara Jokes.
Speaker 1: Tara Jokes have Instagram and TikTok.
Speaker 2: TikTok Tara Jokes Instagram Tara Jokes, Oh my gosh, I.
Speaker 1: Love you so much.
Speaker 2: I love you so much.
Speaker 1: Thank you, See you next week. Besties,